Entering the Base[]
Bill: Where are we going?
Martha: We're going to the Team Terrific 10 base.
Bill: Why?
Martha: Because we plan to join there.
Mark: You expect me to join an entire army of a bunch of 6-year-olds? How pathetic is that?
Daniel: It's not pathetic, Mark. Not only do you get to help people, but you can also have fun.
Bill: I'm not sure about that. I heard they're not even allowed to listen to XXXTentacion! Like, what the hell did the man even do to them?
Martha: Well they have different rules. Please be on your best behavior.
At the base[]
Mark VS Lei Chao[]
Mark: Wow, the Black Heaven Hideout looks pretty cool.
Bill: Well don't wake up that girl over there.
[They see a little girl sleeping in a room]
Mark: I won't...
[Mark proceeds to get his boombox out and starts to play Beherit's "The Gate of Nanna" at full blast.
Mark: FUCK YEAH!
[Xiu-mei somehow hears the music, and wakes up crying]
Xiu-mei: “Daddy!”
[Mark turns the music up even louder]
Xiu-mei: “Daddy! Make him turn it off!”
[Suddenly, Lei arrives and shoots Mark's boombox with a pistol, destroying it]
Mark: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!?!
Lei: You woke my daughter up, Mark!
Mark: How the hell do you know who I am?
Lei: I've seen the episode of your family. It's a joke!
Mark: At least I'm not a weeafuck J*p like you!
[This makes Lei annoyed, and grabs Mark by the neck and slams him on a wall]
Lei: “I’m Macau Chinese, Not Japanese, Bastard.”
Mark: (pushing Lei away) WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?! YOU GET TRIGGERED MORE EASILY THAN A LIBERAL!!! YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER OWE ME A NEW BOOMBOX, FUCKER!!!
Lei: “No way, You woke her up!”
Martha: (arriving) What's going on?
Lei: “He woke up my daughter with his music, I love black metal, Not when I‘m getting my four-year old daughter to sleep!“
Martha: Mark! I told you to behave!
Mark: They started it! I was just having some fun!
Lei: “Leave now, lipstick!”
Martha: Okay! We're so sorry about this!
Mark tries to hit on BE!Maria[]
[BE!Maria is seen reading her manga while listening to Accept]
Mark: (arriving) Yo, is that Accept?
BE!Maria: Yes. Do you like Accept?
Mark: I do, but I mainly listen to black and death metal.
BE!Maria: Can you show me the songs you listen to?
Mark: No, because some jackass decided to shoot my fucking boombox just because I blasted some Beherit and called him a J*p!
BE!Maria: Was he Lei? Because he’s not Japanese, he’s also a sociopath.
Mark: Well I guess it was him. Still, even if I didn’t know he was Macau Chinese, how was I suppose to know? All Asians are the same, anyway!
BE!Maria: Excuse me? I'm Asian too, well half-Asian, and we're not all the same. There is a difference between A Macau person and a Japanese person. I'm Japanese-American.
Mark: That's nice. Now can we listen to some Darkthrone?
BE!Maria: “Err, not right now, I only listen to that when in a pissed off mood, so no.”
Mark: Well, okay. At least you didn't destroy my property nor assault me!
BE!Maria: Also, while you're here, please don't go near Michael McNamara.
Mark: Why?
BE!Maria: Because he eats human souls. He also uses his powers to “see”, he’s blind.
Mark: So you have human-eating people here? That's just ridiculous!
BE!Maria: Well welcome to the Team Terrific 10 base!
Mark: Well I think there's one thing I would wanna eat...
BE!Maria: Wait, what are you doing?
Mark: I was wondering if you can be my... girlfriend...
BE!Maria: Already have a boyfriend, trust me. You don’t wanna cross him.
[Mark ignores that, and proceeds to touch her breasts, leading to BE!Maria to slap him in the face]
BE!Maria: Are you fucking serious?! I thought you were cool!
Mark: Come on, babe, you know I'd be willing to try out some Japanese pussy!
BE!Maria: NO! Aren't you, like, 17?!
Mark: I don't give a damn! I'd like to lose my virginity to a hot girl like you!
BE!Maria: You have five seconds to get away, or I'll call up Longwei!
Mark: Go ahead! I don't give a damn!
BE!Maria: Longwei! Get over here!
[Longwei enters]
Longwei: “Hey baby, what’s going on?”
BE!Maria: “He touched me inappropriately.”
Mark: Yeah I touched your girl, but she's was just too damn hot!
[Longwei points the gun at Mark]
Longwei: “You have five minutes to leave, Maria is my baby, you hurt her, I’ll shoot your dick off.”
Mark: Okay! (leaves)
Martha and Daniel meets Feng Zheng, Mila Liang, and Sang Mi-Yung[]
[Martha and Daniel goes to a basement, which has a sign at the door that says "WEAR THIS MASK BEFORE YOU ENTER. CHILDREN UNDER 12 MUST NOT ENTER AT ALL." in Chinese, Japanese and English]
Martha: I wonder what's in here...
[Martha and Daniel puts on the mask and enters]
Daniel: Who are you?
[They see a Chinese man wearing protective clothing and holding a beaker of poison]
Feng: I'm Feng Zheng. You must be the Slater family, correct?
Martha: Yes sir. What are you doing?
Feng: I'm working on some strychnine, which is why you two need to wear the mask because it can poison you when inhaled.
Martha: Okay. I'll make sure Stacy stays away from this place.
Daniel: Also who is this?
Feng: That's Mila Liang.
Martha: Hi, Mila! How are you doing?
Feng: Mila can’t speak, she’s mute!
Daniel: Does she understand sign language?
Feng: ”American and Hong Kong SIgn Language, she signs, if that’s what you mean.”
Martha: Well can you at least sing a song?
Mila: (singing) No I can't talk at all! I can only speak in signing, writing, and playing clips!
Feng: Leave her alone!
Daniel: Let's just go.
[Martha and Daniel leave the basement and take off their masks. They then come across Sang Mi-Yung]
Martha: What's your name?
Mi-Yung: (signing) “I'm Mi-Yung.”
Daniel: What's that bandage?
Mi-Yung: (written) “My ears, I’m deaf.”
Daniel: Can i remove it?
Mi-Yung: (signing) “No! Don't!”
[Daniel ignores this and removes it, revealing her bloodied ears, she covers her ears and cries]
Martha: DANIEL! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Daniel: “What?!, Stacy wanted to know why she doesn’t listen?!”
Mi-Yung: “Mahhhria!”
[Martha and Daniel run away in fear]
Martha and Daniel find out about Xiu-mei’s best friend’s mother Sarah Kelin stealing money from Autism Speaks[]
[Martha looks at a large amount of cash pulled out from the bank and see Lei and Sarah, Sarah’s daughter Suzie is holding onto her]
Martha: Look at all of that money!
Sarah: Yeah, uh, I got a big paycheck...
Daniel: Wait a minute... it says it's for Autism Speaks.
Martha: Are you stealing money from Autism Speaks?!
Sarah: Yeah, but they deserve it for all the crap they've done!
Martha: What wrong doings have they done?
Sarah: I don't know... making people think autism is a curse, supporting a therapy center that tortures special needs children, we can talk about their shit all day!
Daniel: As parents who support the company, this is just heartbreaking!
Sarah: It's even more heartbreaking that your daughter is autistic and you still trust these wackos!, Me and my daughter were treated horribly!, Telling me my daughter was a burden, how she was gonna ruin my life and cause me and my husband’s divorce!
Lei: “Stealing money from them is fair game.”
Martha, Stacy and Daniel meet Michael McNamara[]
[We see Michael reading a book in Braille, his daughter Mia is beside him]
Martha: “Excuse me, can you help us file a report against Mrs. Sarah Kelin?”
[Martha hands Michael a police report form]
Michael: “Mia, go read what she has me.”
[Mia returns it to Martha]
Mia: “Da’s blind, His hemeralopia has worsened as of late.”
Daniel: Can he also speak English?
Mia: Yeah, but he wasn’t most fluent alive. Also, keep at least 6 feet away from my dad, as he can eat human souls if his powers are active.
[Martha and Daniel move away, but Stacy doesn't]
Martha: Stacy! Please come to us!
[Stacy ignores, and proceeds to get closer to Michael]
Michael: “Please get her away.”
[Michael activates his ghoul abilities and the ghouls fly around him the family]
Martha: GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU BASTARD!!!
Michael: “Then learn to tell her to stay the fuck away!”
Daniel: (hugging Stacy) “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
Mia: “Told you so. My father is blind, he could probably hear her foot steps.”
Michael: “Then get the hell away especially when I overheard my alternative descendant telling you so. I am blind, not deaf. Teach that brat of yours better.”
Daniel: "She’s autistic, She doesn’t know better!”
[Michael widens his eyes, revealing them to be glazed over]
Michael: “I’m happy I’m blind then, so I don’t have to see stupid people like you who think their kid can’t be disciplined because they have a disability!”
Martha: Let's just go. And we're also gonna need a report for that!
Michael: “Back in the fucking 1850’s, Parents actually disciplined their children. You refuse to discipline your daughter because she’s autistic! I don’t hate people with disabilities, But you people are first parents of an autistic child I hate!”
Martha and Daniel meet Chang Fumei[]
Daniel: Who are you?
Fumei: I'm Chang Fumei. I'm the wife of Lei Chao and mother of Xiu-mei. I heard that your son Mark blasted black metal with his boombox, which led to my husband to destroy it and assault him because he woke Xiu-mei up,
Martha: Once again, we're so sorry about this. We don't condone his behavior.
Fumei: Well you need to control your kids. You also need to know that I really don't like to be too close around people except for my family, and you're WAY too close.
Daniel: We're sorry about that.
[The two move away]
Martha: By the way, nice qipao.
Fumei: Thanks.
Stacy VS Andrei Ming[]
Andrei: 你好 ! (Hello!), I Andrei Ming! What's yours?
Bill: She can't speak because she has non verbal autism.
Andrei: “Oh. Well we play ga-
[Andrei is interrupted as he turns around and begins to cough up blood]
Stacy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!“
Bill: Stacy no!
[Stacy begins to attack Andrei]
Andrei: “No, Don’t do that, I not help it!”
[Bill separates the fight]
Bill: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO ACT SO BADLY?!?!
Andrei: “What wrong her, I can help not it!”
Speakers: “Will the Slater Family please come to the office? Thank you.”
Kicked out[]
Longwei: I'm very disappointed in your behavior! Mark, why would you do that?”
Mark: I was just listening to some Beherit, first off, and I was just messing around with her. Lei took it way too damn far and broke my fucking boombox! I demand you punish him and make him buy me a new boombox!
Longwei: “But you also called him a J*p, He’s not even Japanese, He speaks fuckin’ Cantonese.“
Mark: How the fuck was I suppose to tell?
Longwei: “There’s a difference between a Macau Chinese and a Japanese.”
Mark: Whatever, jack off!
Longwei: You also tried to hit on my girl BE!Maria! Why?
Mark: But she was hot! Even though she was defending Lei, I'd figure we'd fuck together!
Longwei: Mark, she doesn't like to have sex with anyone other than me!. Especially since she was almost raped as a 17-year old girl! And Martha, why did you do nothing when Stacy assaulted Andrei?
Martha: She has autism! I'm not gonna be punishing her for her meltdown!
Longwei: For the love of fucking hell, Discipline her! And on top of that, none of you will be allowed to join the Team Terrific 10 Army because of your behavior and past!, I’m not a TT10 member, but I will notify them of your actions!, Andrei can’t help it, died by rat poison-laced Pocky!, I’m not going to give Andrei a disciplinary hearing for coughing up blood in front of your violent brat!”
[Reicheru comes in]
Reicheru: “Martha, I’m sorry, But you should leave, I’m autistic as well and I know many nonverbal folk, but they’re nothing like this, Lei loves black metal and the same music your son likes, not when he is trying to get his daughter to sleep.”
[Lei enters the room]
Lei: “You people know, I have antisocial personality disorder or sociopathy, I am nothing like your kids, Mine was worsened by prolonged abuse.”
[BE!Maria arrives, kisses Longwei and turns to the family]
BE!Maria: And Mark, if you ever try to hit on me again by touching me inappopriately, I will beat you up! I am part of a gang, you know! All of the women in my gang are not to be messed with. I am thankful you didn’t do this to Tanisha or Jiayi!”
Mark: Whatever, but if you still want a piece of my dick, you know who to call!
[Mark tries to give BE!Maria his phone number, but she rips up the paper]
BE!Maria: “Longwei is my babe, got it? Besides, he’s already taken what’s his. Also, Martha, you’re one hypocritical woman. Mila cannot speak, yet you tried to get her to speak. And Daniel, why would you rip off Mi-Yung’s bandage?”
Daniel: I didn't knew why she wore it!
BE!Maria: Still, Mi-Yung is FUCKING DEAF!, Her ears got severely mutilated, that’s why she wears the fucking bandage!
[Michael walks in to the room and glares at Martha and Daniel]
Michael: “I told you to keep your demented little demon child that you refuse to discipline away. I’ve already have shit vision, and I don’t care if your daughter is autistic. You have no fucking consideration for anyone around you with her. Get her the fuck out and fuck off!”
Bill: “See, even a dead Confederate soldier thinks Stacy’s a demon child!”
Michael: “That’s what I was called as a teenage street punk. The title suits her perfectly. I don’t hate autistic people, but Stacy, please discipline her. If I saw my kids acting like that, They’ll probably regret it to their dying day.”
Longwei: This conversation is over. Now please leave.