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This is viewable in the Reicheru vs. Alessandro series. This is the first cutscene in the first game if playing as Reicheru.

Transcript[]

Reicheru becomes extremely annoyed[]

[Reicheru is sleeping]

Luigi Todaro: "Reicheru! Please! Marry Me!"

Reicheru: "DAMARE!" (Translation: "SHUT UP!")

[Alessandro uses Vomit Shock]

[Reicheru turns into Demonic Form 4]

Reicheru: "DON'T GET ME INTO A (bleep)ING (bleep)Y ORGASM! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL!"

[Reicheru then goes outside and into a female's bathing area]

Luigi: "I'LL DO THAT RIGHT NOW IN FACT!"

Reicheru and Kazuki meet[]

Nicole: "Kazuki Sato, 18-years old, had meet the 414-year old ghost girl, Reicheru Chaiko, who he fell in love with when she holding 5 manga books, 3 One Piece, 1 Hetalia, and 1 Dragon Ball Z, which she accidently dropped when she bumped into him."

Luigi: "Reicheru! Please! Marry me!"

Reicheru: "Iie, I shall not marry you. I just hate you."

[Reicheru is humming while holding 5 manga books and she accidently bumps into Kazuki]

Reicheru and Kazuki: "Ow!"

Reicheru: "I'm so sorry!"

Kazuki: "It's okay, want me to help pick those up for you?"

Reicheru: "Sure!"

[Reicheru picks up the One Piece manga while Kazuki picks up the others]

Reicheru: "Arigatou."

Kazuki: "You're welcome."

Luigi: "Reicheru! Reicheru! No! Please!"

Reicheru: "DAMARE!" (Translation: "SHUT UP!")

[Mario Todaro III arrives]

[Reicheru sits down on a bench]

Reicheru: "He was nice."

[Kazuki comes up to her and kisses her]

Luigi: "GET OFF MY WIFE!"

Kazuki: "Old man, she's way younger than you at death!"

Luigi: "Young man! I was born on 1599!"

Reicheru: "Luigi, I hate you! We died at different ages, I was 14, you were 85 or 86, (bleep) off!"

Reicheru and Kazuki's date[]

Nicole: "To suit a legal marrying age, Kazuki used the highest year extension as of this day. The extension regressed Kazuki's age to look 25 years old."

Kazuki: "So Reicheru, what movie do you want to see?"

Reicheru: "What about The Ring?"

Kazuki: "Excellent choice."

Reicheru is engaged[]

Kazuki "Reicheru Chaiko?"

Reicheru: "Yeah?"

[Kazuki gives Reicheru a flame shaped ring]

Kazuki: "Would you marry me?"

Reicheru: "(bleep) YEAH! i'd love to!"

Takumi: "I DISAGREE! I STRONGLY DISAGREE! YOU ARE NOT MARRYING THAT GIRL! SHE IS A GHOST JUVINELLE WHO ATTACKED GIUSEPPE!"

Reicheru: "Damare Takumi!"

Kazuki: "YEAH!"

Luigi's broken heart[]

Luigi: "No! No! Please!"

Reicheru: "STAI ZITTO!" (Translation: "SHUT UP!")

Mario III: "Like the old times, I KILLED HER! I KILLED THE GIRL! She played with her stupid dolls, refused to take my grandson out on a date, and she can control fire, yes! Even when she was alive, I KILLED HER!"

Reicheru: "Did you know something, ancestor of a James Rofle Reject, which is a name that my friend Sophie called him, I killed your horrible, hideous grandson by house fire, it was fun to watch, on November 5th! People thought it was a bonfire, Fire is beautful!"

Kazuki: "This is why you should be hurt by me."

Reicheru: "DAMARE, JAKU!" (Translation: "SHUT UP, JERK!")

Kazuki: "She knows she doesn't mean me!"

[Alessandro activates Crazy Form 1]

[Reicheru uses Hot Burn]

[Alessandro uses Asteroid Crazy]

Alessandro: "HALT! THESE ASTEROIDS CAN PUT OUT HOT BURN!"

[The asteroids smother Hot Burn]

Kazuki: "DEMON STATIC RAITEI!"

Reicheru: "DEMON BLAZE ENTEI!"

[Reicheru goes into Demonic Form 4]

Reicheru: "HALT! THIS CAN STOP YOUR CRAZY FORM!"

Kazuki: "I have that form also, you may be fire and water, but I am electricity."

[Kazuki goes into Demonic Form 4]

Reicheru: "Nice!"

[Reicheru and Kazuki use their attacks and flee]

[Alessandro instantly goes into Crazy Form 10]

Alessandro: "VOMIT SHOCK WAVE!"

Kazuki: "You may be water, but I am electric, CHAOS SHOCK!"

[Kazuki uses Chaos Shock, but Alessandro deflects it without fail]

[Alessandro uses Vomit Shock Wave in unavoidable positions]

Alessandro: "HEAVY EARTHQUAKE ATTACK!"

[Kazuki and Reicheru go behind him and turn invisible]

Alessandro: "Where did you both go?"

Kazuki: "Looking for your mommy?"

Reicheru: "Hehehehehe...."

Alessandro: "Where are you?"

Reicheru: "Who knows?"

Kazuki: "And your vomit bolts are heading for you."

[Reicheru goes into Demonic Form 4]

Reicheru: "Chaos Flame........hehehehehehehehehe."

Kazuki: "Chaos Shock, that's double the turns you'll lose your Wonder Guard for."

[Reicheru uses Demon Blaze Entei while Kazuki uses Demon Static Raitei!"

[Cats made out of thunder and lightning appear and foxes made out of fire appear]

[Alessandro deflects everything, in which Reicheru and Kazuki vanish, nowhere to be seen]

[Alessandro vanishes instantly]

At Fire Pillar[]

[Reicheru and Kazuki are kissing in Fire Pillar]

Reicheru: "Wanna know something, Alessandro is water-controlling, you are lightning controlling, I am fire controlling, Alessandro can't enter, because a veil of fire covers the enterances and non electric or fire-controlling ghosts can't stand the head and tempature."

cut to:

[Alessandro appears]

[Alessandro activates Denomic Form 9]

[Alessandro uses Asteroid Extreme]

[Asteroid Extreme destroys the veil of fire]

[Takumi shows up as Crazy Form 10]

Takumi: "HALT! CAUGHT YOU THIS TIME! I CONTROL SOMETHING THAT FIRE AND LIGHTNING ARE WEAK AGAINST!"

[Alessandro goes into Crazy Form 10]

Alessandro: "VOMIT SHOCK WAVE!"

Reicheru:

Alessandro: "HALT! WITH THIS ATTACK, YOU BECOME SICK DUE TO THE VOMIT THAT CATCHES YOU! THIS ATTACK IS UNAVOIDABLE TO BRATS LIKE YOU!"

[Alessandro uses Vomit Shock Wave]

Kazuki: "DEMON STATIC RAITEI!"

Reicheru: "DEMON BLAZE ENTEI!"

Form-changing glitches[]

[Reicheru and Kazuki go into Demonic Form 10]

Reicheru: "This is a rare form that I never used! similar to Demonic Form 4! but Chaos Flame's Wonder Guard breaker lasts for 5 (bleep)ing turns!"

[Alessandro and Takumi go into Crazy Form L]

Alessandro: "HALT! THIS IS A REALLY RARE FORM THAT NEEDS TO CHARGE EVERY WEEK! SIMILAR TO CRAZY FORM 10, BUT ATTACKS CAN HIT EVEN IF YOU HAVE WONDER GUARD!"

Takumi: "WITH CRAZY FORM L, OUR WONDER GUARDS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE!"

Alessandro: "IF YOU GO TO DENOMIC FORM L, THEN THINGS WILL GET UGLY HERE!"

Reicheru: "Idiot, I have the same abilities as you! so if I go into that form, I will take in the shape my normal form, but surronded in more, hotter fire!"

[Reicheru goes into Demonic Form L]

Reicheru: "Stupid? Are you?"

[Alessandro and Takumi go into Crazy Form M]

Alessandro: "IF YOU EVEN TRY TO GO TO DENOMIC FORM M, IT WILL ALWAYS FAIL!"

Reicheru: "Attract!"

[Reicheru uses Attract on both, but fail]

Takumi: "DENOMIC FORM M IS IMMUNE TO ATTRACT, SO SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

[Reicheru and Kazuki disappear]

Reicheru: "Haven't you heard of something that Crazy Powers don't have, that's right, you don't have a Tei form, I have one, an Entei form, no, not the Pokemon, it means flame emperor, Kazuki has the Raitei form, which is Thunder Emperor."

[Reicheru transforms into Entei Form X]

Reicheru: "This one is immune to Vomit-based attacks, you disgusting freaks!"

[Kazuki transforms into Raitei Form X]

Reicheru: "Only the purified people who died wrongfully or disease gets the form, since you two were executed for and never, ever got it because of your bad habits, PREPARE TO DIE!"

[Alessandro goes into New Form XX]

[Takumi goes into New Form XX]

Reicheru: "WHAT THE (bleep)?!?!?! STOP COPYING ME!"

[Reicheru goes into Entei Form ZXY]

Reicheru: "New Form XX is your limit, this one has a Wonder Guard that can't be broken."

[Reicheru goes behind Alessandro and tries picking him up by the neck, but fail]

[Alessandro and Takumi both go into New Form XL]

Reicheru: "WTF?! OMG!!"

Takumi: "The XX refers to 20, but the XL refers to 40!"

[Reicheru transforms into Entei Form XXXXL]

Takumi: "What does that refer to? 10? OK!"

[Alessandro and Takumi both go into New Form C]

Alessandro: "You may think X refers to C, but the C refers to 100!"

Reicheru: "You mean 200, you moron.”

In the hotel[]

[Kazuki and Reicheru kiss while reading Naruto]

Luigi: "No! Marry me! Please!"

Reicheru: "Japanese legends, ninjas, and this manga is awesome!"

Kazuki: "I have to agree with you."

Luigi "Reicheru! Please!"

Reicheru: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP!!!!"

[Reicheru attacks Luigi Todaro using pyrokinesis]

Kazuki: (Translation: "Let's go, Reicheru.")

Reicheru: (Translation: Sure, We are gonna read some more shonen manga once they leave us alone!)

Alessandro: "Oh, really?"

Reicheru: "GET THE (bleep) OUT ALESSANDRO! I'M NOT HAPPY WITH YOU AND I'M NOT MARRYING LUIGI!"

Alessandro: "Tough! YOU WILL MARRY HIM WHERE YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"

Reicheru: "You realize my family are banned from marrying yours, my father made a respectable marriage to my mom, and the Tensha Family are respectable marriages, even some married their second cousins, my great aunt made a horrible marriage to a filthy, ugly, hideous Todaro-filth, other Italian marriages other than your family are acceptable, but yours!"

Alessandro: "HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY FAMILY!"

Reicheru: "My family gained their good looks, like yours, even when they were middle-aged, me and your families resemble eachother alot, dark-brown or dark eyes and dark black hair, the families kept their good looks for hundreds of years, if your horrible s**tlord of an ancestor hadn't killed me, my family would still have continued, we Chaikos will always disrespect Todaros! And to someone who was 85 or 86, no way! I AIN'T MARRYING A TODARO!"

Kazuki: "Reicheru! Kiss me quick!"

[Reicheru kisses Kazuki]

Night[]

[Kazuki is sleeping with Reicheru]

[Alessandro uses Vomit Shock]

[Reicheru wakes up and deflects it]

Reicheru: "Alessandro, (bleep) off,"

Kazuki: "Yeah dude, you are worse than Takumi."

Reicheru: "And Mario Todaro III!"

Alessandro: "Fire Ghost Samurai Reicheru, me and Takumi are here to arrest you for assaults at Gadadhara Bobbalu School, getting all the attention, and attacking my wife!"

Kazuki: "WAIT! HOLD ON! YOUR ANCESTOR KILLED HER! AND SHE HATES YOUR FAMILY FOR IT! I UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FEELS!"

Reicheru: "Get out of here before I make you!"

Alessandro: Go ahead try and make me!

[Reicheru takes out a vacuum cleaner and sucked Alessandro into it.]

Alessandro: Nonononono!

[Kazuki burried inescapable vacuum bag in yard.]

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