Carson Family 2027 Christmas

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After Black Friday
[The malls are overcrowding]

Daryl: "Man, Christmas shopping gets even more dangerous every year!"

[Daryl suddenly gets trapped among the crowd, and can barely get past the people]

[5 minutes later, the people finally move and Daryl starts Christmas shopping]

Daryl: "This is gonna be the best Christmas ever."

[On the way home, Daryl stops at the cemetery and places a rose on Doris's grave]

Daryl: "Merry Christmas, Doris. The kids miss you as much as I do."

[11 minutes later, Daryl comes home]

Daryl: "So kids, are you ready for Christmas?"

Andrew: "Yep."

Baking Christmas Cookies
[Daryl gets out Christmas cookie mix]

Daryl: "So kids, are you ready to make some Christmas cookies?"

Billy: "Yeah."

[Daryl and the kids start making Christmas cookies, ones of bells, Christmas trees, Santa Claus, stars and candy canes]

[Daryl puts the cookies in the oven to cook]

Daryl: "They'll be done in a few."

[Minutes later, the cookies are baked and set on the counter]

The Christmas Cookie Swap
[Claire sees the cookies and switches them with cupcakes, hides the cookies in the cupboard]

[Daryl comes back into the kitchen to find the cookies in the cupboard and the cupcakes on the plate]

Daryl: "Claire Evelyn Carson!"

Claire: "What is it, Daryl?"

Daryl: "Do not call me by my first name, call me Daddy. Did you put all the Christmas cookies in the cupboard?"

Claire: "Yeah."

Daryl: "Claire, cookies do not go in the cupboard. They go on the plate."

Claire: "Yes, Daddy."

Decorating the House for the Holidays
[Nick gets out the Christmas lights and puts them up on the house and hangs them up on the wall]

[Daryl gets out the Christmas tree and puts it up]

[Carly gets out ornaments]

[Paige gets out the star for the top of the tree]

[Carly puts the ornaments on the tree]

[Paige puts the star on]

[Daryl gets out the garland and puts it under the tree]

Daryl: "Well, what do you guys think?"

Paige: "It looks good, Dad."

Daryl: "What do you say we go caroling?"

Paige: "Sounds like a good idea."

[Daryl and the kids are outside doing Christmas carols]

Driving around to view the Christmas lights
[Daryl and the kids go for a drive to see the Christmas lights downtown]

Claire: "They look nice, Daddy."

Daryl: "They do, Claire."

[Daryl and the kids drive around more to see the lights]

Listening to Christmas music
[Daryl locks away all the explicit music to discourage Claire from listening to any of it]

Daryl: "There, this should keep Claire from listening to all this explicit music. I suggest listening to Christmas music is good. And she's too young for that type of music anyway."

[Daryl pulls out some Christmas music CD's and puts one of them in the CD player, and the song, "Angels We Have Heard on High" is playing]

Daryl: "Nothing better than listening to Christmas music."

[John is getting out Christmas cards]

Daryl: "What are you up to, John?"

John: "I'm making Christmas cards."

Daryl: "Cool."

["White Christmas" is playing]

Daryl: "I love Christmas."

Decorating a Christmas tree
[Daryl and his two oldest sons, Michael and Sean go downtown and see the tree near the town hall and they decorate it with a couple lights]

Daryl: "What do you two think?"

Sean: "I think it looks good, Dad."

Michael: "It does."

Daryl: "Hey, are you two going to the Christmas play, the Christmas concert and to Grandpa's for Christmas?"

Sean: "Yeah."

Michael: "We sure are, Dad. We wouldn't miss it for the world."

Daryl: "The Christmas Concert has lots of singing, and Denise, Carly, John, Andrew and Jack are singing in it. And so am I."

Michael: "Cool."

Daryl: "The Christmas play is A Christmas Carol and Andrew is playing Tiny Tim. He signed up for it a couple of weeks ago."

Sean: "Okay, Michael, Jessica, Marie and I will be there for those three things you were asking about."

Andrew's Christmas play
[Andrew is getting ready for the Christmas play, and he dresses up in his Tiny Tim costume, then he picks up his inhaler and wheezes it]

[Claire is putting her dress on]

[Andrew and Claire come downstairs, where Daryl, Carly, Paige, Nick, Jacqueline, Blake, John, Denise, Aaron, Derek, Bobby, Jack, Stu, Billy, Quinn, Rachel, Danny, Nathan, Destiny, Erin and Angel are waiting]

Daryl: "Are you ready to go, Andrew?"

Andrew: "I sure am."

Daryl: "You're looking good, Claire bear."

Claire: "I am?"

Daryl: "Yes. You look good. Mom would be so proud of of you."

Clarie: "Thank you, Daddy."

Carly: "Claire, let's go in the bathroom so we can comb your hair."

[Carly leads Claire into the bathroom and combs her hair]

Daryl: "Let's go."

[Daryl and the kids head to the middle school to go to the auditorium and Sean, Michael, Jessica and Marie are there]

Andrew: "Sean! Michael!"

[Sean and Michael hug Andrew]

Sean: "We came to see you, little bro."

Jessica: "We did."

Marie: "Good luck, Andrew."

Michael: "Good luck."

Andrew: "Thank you."

[Andrew goes backstage to get ready, and Daryl and the other find their seats]

[Carly gets out the camera and Sean gets out his camcorder]

Carly: "I brought the camera so we wouldn't forget this play."

Sean: "I'm taping it, too."

[The performance begins]

[Claire is seen flipping off the other performers]

Daryl: "Claire, don't flip off the people in the play. That is not nice."

Claire: "Whatever you say, you (bleep)ing doofus."

Daryl: "Come on, Claire. Come with me."

[Daryl walks Claire to the hallway and puts her on a bench]

Daryl: "And you're staying on this bench until the play's over."

Claire: "This is my brother's Christmas play!"

Daryl: "While you're in timeout on this bench, I want you to be on your best behavior in timeout. Understand?"

[Daryl goes back into the auditorium]

Andrew: "God bless us, everyone."

[11 minutes later, after the play is over, Daryl goes to congratulate Andrew]

Daryl: "Andrew, you did good."

Andrew: "Thanks."

[The Carson family goes home]

Christmas concert
[The Carsons are at the Christmas concert, ready to sing their songs]

Announcer: "Hello. This is the Annual Christmas Concert in Bay City. Our first performer is Daryl Carson. So without further ado, Daryl Carson!"

[Daryl walks up to the microphone and sings "Blue Christmas"]

Daryl: "Thank you, everybody."

[After Daryl's solo, Carly sings "All I Want for Christmas is You"]

Carly: "I am good at singing."

[After Carly's solo, Denise sings "Where Are You, Christmas?"]

Denise: "This is good!"

[After Denise's solo, Jack and John sing "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"]

John: "We did good."

Jack: "Yeah."

[After John and Jack's solo, Andrew sings "Winter Wonderland"]

Daryl: "You did really great, Andrew."

Andrew: "Thank you."

Making a gingerbread house for Claire
[Daryl gets out a box of graham crackers, some frosting and candy to make the gingerbread house]

Daryl: "Anybody wanna help me make a gingerbread house?"

Carly: "Sure thing."

[Daryl sets the crackers up, Carly puts the frosting on it and then decorates it with candy]

Daryl: "This is for Claire. So we will eat this after dinner."

[Daryl and the kids eat their dinner]

Daryl: "Hey, Claire bear, I've got a surprise for you."

Claire: "What is it, Daddy?"

[Daryl presents the gingerbread house]

Daryl: "What do you think?"

Claire: "It looks good, Daddy."

Daryl: "Help yourself to it."

[Claire eats the gingerbread house]

Shopping at the Mall
[The Carson family goes shopping at the mall, Daryl keeps Claire on a leash harness so she can't get in trouble]

Daryl: "Alright, Claire. You stay with us. That means no wandering off."

[Claire walks off while Daryl takes Andrew to see Santa Claus and takes his picture]

[Claire ransacks Victoria's Secret by throwing all the stuff on the floor and covers it all with toilet paper]

[Claire shoplifts from various toy stores, various restaurants, various candy stores and more]

[While Daryl and his kids are at the food court, having Subway]

Daryl: "So how's your sub, Andrew?"

Andrew: "Good."

[Security guard comes in]

Security guard: "Are you Daryl Carson?"

Daryl: "Yeah."

Security guard: "Your daughter, Claire, has been stealing from toy stores, restaurants, candy stores and a whole bunch of it. She even ransacked Victoria's Secret."

Daryl: "I'll take care of it. Carly, watch Andrew while I take of Claire."

[Daryl walks to Claire and puts everything Claire shoplifted back]

Daryl: "I do not tolerate it, Claire. Not in this mall or this town. So what do you have to say for yourself?"

Claire: "I'm sorry for shoplifting."

Daryl: "That's better. Promise me you won't steal anymore?"

Claire: "I promise."

Watching Christmas movies
Daryl: "Anybody ready to watch a Christmas movie?"

Andrew: "Sure thing." Daryl: "First, we will watch A Charlie Brown Christmas."

[Daryl gets out A Charlie Brown Christmas and puts it in]

Angel: "Where's Claire at?"

Daryl: "Claire's hanging out with her friends."

Angel: "Oh."

[Daryl and the kids also watch Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, The Little Drummer Boy, Home Alone, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Home Alone 3, A Muppet Family Christmas, Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, Christmas Vacation, Miracle on 34th Street, Elf, A Christmas Story, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, It's a Wonderul Life, The Search for Santa Paws, Santa Clause, Santa Clause 2, Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, Beethoven's Christmas Ad and Jack Frost."

Packing up
Daryl: "Hey, kids, anybody ready to go to Grandpa Eugene's house for Christmas?"

Andrew: (along with the other kids) "Yeah."

Daryl: "Well, let's pack up and get ready then."

[Daryl and the kids get their stuff packed in their bags and get in Daryl's vehicle]

[The kids drive to Grandpa Eugene's for Christmas]

Arriving at the house
[Sean, Michael, Marie and Jessica are already there]

Sean: "Hello."

[Daryl rings the doorbell and Grandpa Eugene comes to the door]

Grandpa Eugene: "Hello, darlings.

[The aunts, uncles and cousins arrive as well]

The Snowball fight
[While Daryl and the others are inside watching Christmas movies, Andrew is outside making a snowman]

Andrew: "It's so good to have fun in the snow."

[A snowball hits Andrew's coat]

Andrew: "Hey! Who threw that snowball?"

[Andrew sees Claire next to her fort]

Andrew: "Claire, I knew it. I'll show her what aim and precision is all about."

[Andrew grabs a bit of snow and makes it into a snowball]

Andrew: "Bombs away!"

[Andrew throws the snowball and it hits Claire's coat]

Claire: "Hey! Who threw that?"

Andrew: "That's what you get for throwing that snowball at me."

Claire: "Now you're gonna get it!"

[Claire tries to throw a snowball at Andrew, but it instead hits Denise]

Andrew: "You missed."

Claire: "Say it to my face."

Denise: "Andrew! Claire! How dare you hit me with a snowball!"

Andrew: "She started it!"

Claire: "I started it? He started it!"

Denise: "I'll teach you two a lesson."

[Denise grabs a bit of snow and starts to throw it, but instead hits Carly]

Andrew: "You missed, Denise."

Claire: "Ha, ha!"

Carly: "Denise, you of all people! This is an outrage."

[Carly and the rest of the kids have fun playing in the snow]

[After the kids come in from having fun, the kids go into the living room]

Christmas Eve Dinner
[On the table, Daryl serves Claire creamed corn, and as Claire eats it, she spits it out]

Claire: "Yucky creamed corn!"

[Marie and Jessica serve her broccoli, Claire spits it out also]

Claire: "This broccoli tastes like (bleep)!"

[Carly serves Claire other stuff, but Claire spits all out]

[Minutes later, it's time for dessert, Claire sees the pumpkin pie]

Claire: (with a devilish smirk on her face) "Excellent!"

[Claire eats the pumpkin pie]

[A few minutes later, when the people come to the table, Grandpa Eugene uncovers the pie box to find out the pie was nowhere to be found]

Grandpa Eugene: "My pie! What happened to my pumpkin pie? It's gone!"

[Claire burps]

Daryl: "Claire Evelyn Carson, how could you?"

Grandpa Eugene: "I'm gonna head to the store and buy another pie."

Daryl: "Okay, Dad."

[Daryl puts a plate of plum pudding on the counter]

Daryl: "Claire, this plum pudding is for your sister, Erin. So stay away from it."

[Daryl and Erin go outside to build more snowmen, and make a snow-fort, and make snow-angels]

[Claire is inside looking for something to do, until she sees the plum pudding]

Claire: (smirking devilishly) "Brilliant."

[11 minutes later, Erin goes back inside to find that her plum pudding is nowhere to be found]

Erin: "Oh my! My plum pudding! It's gone! Daddy!"

Daryl: "What?"

Erin: "Somebody ate my plum pudding."

[Claire burps]

Daryl: "Claire, that plum pudding was for Erin, not for you."

Claire: "I had nothing to do."

Daryl: "Naughty Corner, right now."

[Claire hits Daryl repeatedly, Daryl carries her to the Naughty Corner]

Daryl: "And stay there."

Claire: "YOU CARE ABOUT SEAN, MICHAEL, CARLY, PAIGE, NICK, JACQUELINE, BLAKE, JOHN, DENISE, AARON, DEREK, BOBBY, JACK, STU, BILLY, QUINN, DANNY, RACHEL, NATHAN, DESTINY, ANDREW, ERIN AND ANGEL INSTEAD OF ME!"

Daryl: "Because your siblings are well-behaved, better than you are."

Claire: "(bleep) YOU!"

[Claire flips Daryl off]

[Daryl ignores it and leaves her in the corner, walking away]