DJ, Diego, and Kyle vandalize all PowerPoint presentations and games

Preparation A (Family Trivia)
Gloria: My family will love to play the Family Trivia game.

[Gloria starts making the slides]

Gloria: I thought we decided to play the game since everyone has been good.

Cause A
[The girls are playing with their friends]

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle are with their friends Alan, Paul, and Troy on Gloria's computer]

DJ: Guys, let's mess this up!

Diego: Good idea!

Kyle: I can't wait!

Troy: Me neither!

Alan: Let's do it!

Effect A
Gloria: Who's ready to play?

Charlotte/Lauren/Skyla/Julia/Marissa/DJ/Diego/Kyle: I do! I do!

[Charlotte, Lauren, Skyla, Julia, Marissa, DJ, Diego, and Kyle follow Gloria and Robert to the office]

Gloria: Then something shocking happened.

[Gloria opens the powerpoint on her computer and sees pictures of naked men]

[Everyone except DJ, Diego, and Kyle gasp]

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: (laugh)

Gloria: Did you three do this?

DJ: Hell no!

Diego: We just think it's funny!

Kyle: Besides, how would we get these pictures anyway?

[Gloria moves to the next slide, which shows more naked people. Burzum's "Spell of Destruction" is playing in the background]

Aftermath A
Gloria: I was really angry at the boys.

Gloria: BOYS WHY DID YOU POST PICTURES OF NAKED MEN ON THE SLIDE AND PLAY BURZUM?! THAT IS GROSS AND DISGUSTING!

DJ: Yeah like we care?

Diego: That's what you get smelly!

Kyle: Yeah loser!

Gloria: YOU BOYS ARE GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND YOU LOST YOUR TOYS FOR THREE DAYS, YOU LOST TV FOR A WEEK, AND YOU ALSO LOST GOING OUTSIDE AND PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR 1 MONTH! YOU ALSO BROUGHT YOURSELF A TRIP TO THE NAUGHTY CAGE!

DJ: OH, FUCK YOU!!! WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE NAUGHTY CAGE!!!

Diego and Kyle: YEAH!

[Robert grabs the boys and takes them to the Naughty Cage]

Robert: Stay in here for 4 minutes.

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: FUCK YOU, PIECE OF SCUM FUCK, DADDY!

Robert: Stop saying bad words boys!

Gloria: When your 4 minutes are up we will spank you.

4 minutes later...

[Gloria and Robert come in with wooden spoons]

Gloria: Time to whip your butts!

DJ: NO SUCKER!

Robert: Yes!

[Robert and Gloria spank DJ, Diego, and Kyle with the spoons]

After the spanking was done...

Gloria: GET YOUR BUTTS TO YOUR ROOMS UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING SCRUBS!

Preparation B (Animal Crossing)
[Julia is working on homework]

cut to:

[DJ, Diego, Kyle, and their friends snicker while on Gloria's computer]

[We see a white sheet tied on the doorknob to the computer room]

[DJ, Diego, Kyle, and their friends quickly run outside]

[Gloria covers her computer with a white sheet]

Cause B
Paul: This is going to be so awesome!

Diego: Let's put mean messages and swear words.

Alan: Good idea!

Kyle: Uh Diego there is a white sheet on the computer we can't touch it.

Diego: So what?

DJ: So we don't care!

[DJ takes off the white sheet and tears it]

[Diego pees on the white sheets]

Effect B
Gloria: Time to play Animal Crossing!

Charlotte/Lauren/Skyla/Julia/Marissa: Okay!

[Gloria looks at the title that has a downloaded picture of the Oblivious Bastard Award]

Gloria: The Oblivious Bastard Award?

Lauren: Who did this mom?

[Gloria plays the music, realizing that the Animal Crossing theme has changed to Under the Influence by Eminem]

Gloria: (gasps) OMG! Not again!

Music playing: "So you can suck my dick if you don't like my dick, cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick"

[Gloria turns the music off in fright]

Gloria: Oh my and the other slides!

[Gloria looks at the slide, feeling completely shocked of images of gory death metal album covers. The text says "GET REKT, MOMMY!!!"]

[Everyone gasps]

Gloria: I cannot believe this! DJ, Diego, and Kyle! Come here!

Aftermath B
[A furious Gloria swings DJ, Diego, and Kyle to the center]

Gloria: HOW DARE YOU BOYS VANDALIZE THE ANIMAL CROSSING GAME! YOU THREE ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK AND YOU LOST YOUR TOYS FOR ONE WEEK, YOU LOST TV FOR TWO WEEKS, AND YOU ALSO LOST GOING OUTSIDE AND PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR 3 MONTHS! Your father will talk to you about it when he gets home from work.

[Robert arrives home]

Robert: "How did it go?

Gloria: DJ, Diego, and Kyle ruined and vandalized the speech and replaced it with profane language.

Robert: RIGHT! NAUGHTY CAGE!!!!!!

[Gloria and Robert carry the boys to the Naughty Cage]

Robert: You three are now in the Naughty Cage because you boys ruined the second slide of the powerpoint and that was very embarrassing of you. Mom worked very hard on it and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Sit in here for 4 minutes!

DJ: We we're just having some fun!

Diego and Kyle: Yeah!

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle escape out of the Naughty Cage, rush to the front door, and run outside to play with their friends Alan, Paul, and Troy]

Charlotte: MOM! DAD! DJ, Diego, and Kyle are going outside!!

Gloria: BOYS GET BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

[Robert, Gloria, Charlotte, Lauren, Skyla, Julia, and Marissa chase DJ, Diego, and Kyle like furious cheetahs]

Robert: DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY, GIRLS!

Kyle: YOU CAN'T CATCH US NA NA NA NA NA!

[Kyle starts throwing rocks at Gloria]

[DJ starts throwing rocks at Lauren]

[Diego starts throwing rocks at Robert]

Gloria: GET YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE NOW!

[Once DJ, Diego, and Kyle met their friends at Paul's house they begin playing football]

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle then see Robert, Gloria, and the girls arrive and run to the playground]

[Once DJ, Diego, Kyle, Alan, Paul, and Troy arrived at the playground they took off their clothes and run around naked]

Gloria: I hope they are not at the playground.

[Alan's parents, Paul's parents, and Troy's parents rush out of their houses and followed Robert, Gloria, and the girls]

Robert: Aha there are the boys' clothes on the sidewalk!

Gloria: And a trace of urine.

cut to:

[The boys are playing on the playground naked]

Robert: THERE THEY ARE!

DJ: Oh great they are now following us!

Diego: Let's get out of here!

[Gloria, Robert, the girls, and DJ, Diego, and Kyle's friends' parents run after them]

[Troy throws sand at Gloria]

Gloria: YOU BOYS ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

[DJ hits Gloria]

[Diego hits Robert]

[Kyle hits Charlotte and Lauren]

[Alan hits Skyla]

[Paul hits Julia]

[Troy hits Marissa]

[DJ then throws a brick at Robert injuring his leg]

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: (yelling on top of their lungs) WE WANT T SEE ALAN, PAUL, AND TROY!!!!!!

Gloria: No, you will not see them because they are a bad influence to you.

[Alan, Paul, Troy, and their parents go home]

[The McPumpkin family arrives home]

Gloria: GO TO ROOMS SCRUBS!!!!

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle go to their rooms and bounce on their beds]

Preparation C (Funniest jokes)
[Marissa is holding her Big Macintosh plush]

[Charlotte and Lauren are arm wrestling]

Marissa: I wonder who will win the arm wrestling challenge.

Charlotte: Probably me of course.

Lauren: Oh we'll see about that Charlotte.

cut to:

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle sneaking into the computer room]

DJ: Let's put in some nasty jokes.

Diego: Good idea!

Kyle: Let's do it!

Cause C
DJ: (laughs) This is going to be so funny!

Diego: Yeah! Wait till you see the looks on our family's faces when the open this slide up.

Kyle: And the nasty jokes are successfully on the slide.

Effect C
Gloria and Robert: Okay everyone time to do the funniest jokes.

Charlotte/Lauren/Skyla/Julia/Marissa: Coming!

[Once they all got into the office]

[Marissa is still holding her Big Macintosh plush]

Robert: (reads off one of the jokes) Nobody likes your fucking shit, bitch! you need to eat some shit and suck my dick!

Gloria: Let me see that. (reads) "Nobody likes your fucking shit, bitch! you need to eat some shit and suck my dick!"?

[Everyone gasps]

Marissa: The boys have done it again.

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle are laughing]

Aftermath C
Gloria: ARE YOU BOYS SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!? I WORKED HARD ON THAT ONE AND YOU MESSED IT UP!

Robert: THAT'S IT YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH AND YOU LOST YOUR TOYS FOR TWO WEEKS, YOU LOST TV FOR THREE WEEKS, AND YOU ALSO LOST GOING OUTSIDE AND PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR 6 MONTHS WHICH MEANS A HALF DOZEN!

DJ: You're stupid and dumb!

Diego and Kyle: Yeah you stupid bitches!

[Robert and Gloria banish the boys in the Naughty Cage]

Gloria: SIT HERE FOR 4 MINUTES AND AFTER THAT GO TO YOUR ROOMS!

4 minutes later...

Robert: GET YOUR BUTTS TO YOUR ROOMS NOW!

DJ: Bye bitch!

Diego: Okay I'll do it!

Kyle: Bye bye!

Preparation D (Guess who?)
Gloria: All prepared.

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle quietly sneak in the computer room]

DJ: This is going to be funny!

Diego: Yeah!

Cause D
DJ: Let's put inappropriate preschool show character pictures.

Kyle: Good idea!

Diego: Let's type in some funny stuff to make it juicy!

Effect D
Gloria: Ready to play?

Charlotte/Lauren/Skyla/Julia/Marissa: Yeah!

Robert: Here we go!

Gloria: (reading the vandalism) I am a poo poo head and I love to leave DJ, Diego, and Kyle alone. Ugh boys when is this going to end?

[Gloria goes to the next slide and sees fanmade images of characters from preschool programs engaging in a violent or inappropriate behavior and inappropriate preschool program character memes such as Barney holding the head of Laa-Laa and a meat cleaver covered in blood, Elmo holding a knife with the words "I'm going to fucking kill you!", Cookie Monster holding a gun with the words "Send me a comment or I will eat your cookies." , Dora shooting Swiper with a gun, Caillou holding the head of his cat Gilbert and a knife, etc. In the mist of all of the chaos, "Why You Never Became A Dancer" by Whitehouse plays]

[Everyone gasps]

Song: Can I suggest you: Get fucked?! While you lie about child-molesting gropes! And parkbench flashers and pervert creeps! And anal virginity and polaroid snaps! And verbal abuse and bathroom rapes!

Gloria: BOYS, YOU DID IT AGAIN!! COME OVER HERE NOW!!! YOU DO NOT POST PICTURES OF PRESCHOOL SHOW CHARACTERS THAT ARE INAPPROPRIATE NOR TYPING IN INSULTING STUFF AND PLAY WHITEHOUSE MUSIC!!!

DJ: (sneering) We dare and we did!

Robert: YOU BOYS ARE DONE WITH PARTICIPATING IN FAMILY ACTIVITIES!

Diego: Yeah like we care.

Gloria and Robert had had it
Gloria: YOU BOYS KNOW NOT TO MESS UP MY POWERPOINT GAMES AND YOU DID! GO TO YOUR ROOMS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT YOU SCRUBS! YOU LOST YOUR TOYS FOR 1 MONTH, YOU LOST TV FOR 6 MONTHS WHICH MEANS HALF DOZEN, AND YOU ALSO LOST GOING OUTSIDE AND PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR A YEAR!

DJ: WE WANT OUR TOYS!

Diego: WE WANNA WATCH BARNEY!

Kyle: AND PLAY WITH OUR FRIENDS!

Gloria: TOO BAD SO SAD!

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: [blow raspberries]

Robert: GET YOUR BUTTS TO YOUR ROOMS!

All boys: FINE YOU STUPID PIECE OF POO!

Presentation Vandalism Aftermath
[The girls are playing with their My Little Pony plushies]

[Robert locks the boys in their rooms]

Robert: That will hold you!

Gloria: Girls, the banana brownies are done.

Marissa: Come on girls let's get some banana brownies.

Charlotte/Lauren/Skyla/Julia: Okay!

[We hear a loud crashing sound]

DJ/Diego/Kyle: Where's our banana brownies?

Gloria: Boys, you are all each having a banana.

DJ: We don't want bananas!

Diego: Yeah they are not good for us!

Kyle: Banana brownies are good!

Gloria: No banana brownies are a sometimes food not bananas!

All boys: WE WANT BANANA BROWNIES!

Gloria: No! You each are having a banana and that is FINAL!

[The girls grab a banana brownie themselves]

DJ: Throw every banana in the trash!

Gloria: No scrubs! They are not.

[The girls are done with their brownies and went back to playing]

Charlotte: Okay we got Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Derpy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Big Macintosh etc.

Diego: DJ, Kyle, we need to get all the sweets back.

DJ: But how?

Kyle: Let's put blankets over us.

Diego: Good idea!

[The boys sneak some banana brownies and eat them all up]

DJ: Good now mom, dad, or our sisters won't know.

Diego: That's right!

[The boys plan on get revenge on the girls]

DJ: See our sisters playing with these My Little Pony plushies?

Diego: Yeah so?

Kyle: Should we beat our sisters?

DJ: No I thought of something else.

Diego: Like what?

DJ: Follow my lead!

Lauren: Girls should we go ask our parents to go to the city pool?

Skyla: Good idea. Come on girls!

[The girls go ask Gloria and Robert if they can go to the city pool]

Gloria: That sounds like a good idea!

Robert: We should leave the boys with a babysitter.

Meanwhile...

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle grab all the girls My Little Pony plushies]

DJ: Good now throw them in the trash.

[The boys throws the girls My Little Pony plushies away]

Diego: This will teach Lauren, Charlotte, Skyla, Julia, and Marissa to get us in trouble all the time.

[The girls go back to the lounge room]

Marissa: Hey where are our My Little Pony plushies?

Lauren: We only we're gone for two minutes.

Charlotte: Mom our My Little Pony plushies are gone.

[Gloria comes in the room]

Gloria: Oh no really?

Skyla: The boys must have did something to them.

Gloria: I'm sure they will turn up. How about some popcorn?

Marissa: That would be great!

[Gloria goes to the pantry to get the popcorn out and sees the girls' My Little Pony plushies in the trash can]

Gloria: BOYS!!!!!

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: Yes mother of ours?

Gloria: Why did you throw your sisters' My Little Pony plushies in the trash?

DJ: They deserve it for getting us in trouble all the time.

Gloria: Girls come here I found your My Little Pony plushies.

Lauren, Charlotte, Skyla, Julia, and Marissa: [run over to Gloria] You found them!!! [grabs the My Little Pony plushies out of the trash can] Thank you mom!!!

Gloria: You're welcome girls. As for you boys Naughty Cage for you!!!

DJ: OH GREAT!

Diego: Yeah really!

Kyle: Dummy!

Gloria: [pushes them in the Naughty Cage] Stay in here for 4 minutes scrubs!!!

[Robert then locks the Naughty Cage for 4 minutes so the boys won't escape]

DJ: Thanks for locking us in here bitch!

Diego: We're not animals you know.

Kyle: I agree with DJ and Diego. This is child abuse!

Gloria: SHUT IT SCRUBS!

Marissa: Let's put our My Little Pony plushies away and get our Lalaloopsy dolls out.

Lauren: Okay.

Skyla and Charlotte: Good idea!

Julia: Sounds okay to me.

[The girls put their My Little Pony plushies back in their rooms and get out their Lalaloopsy dolls]

4 minutes later...

Gloria: [unlocks the Naughty Cage] You have been placed here for throwing your sisters belongings in the trash. May me and you sisters have an apology?

All boys: Sorry.

Gloria: Thank you now to the girls.

All boys: Sorry girls.

Marissa: That's okay we forgive you.

Julia: Yeah.

Gloria: Now boys it is up to your rooms you go.

All boys: Okay bitch!

[The boys run to their rooms]

DJ: Should we sneak our toys back?

Diego: Yeah.

Kyle: And then we put the girls' Lalaloopsy dolls in toy jail for always snitching on us.

Gloria: Oh no you don't scrubs!

Robert: Let's spank your rears for what you did.

DJ: We fucking dare you, f****ts!

[Robert and Gloria get out wooden spoons, put the boys on their lap, pull down their pants and underwear, and start spanking them]

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: OW OW OW OW STOP IT OW OW OW!

Gloria: NAUGHTY BOYS!

Robert: Now go to bed!