Fudger Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credits
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo visits Cumberland, Rhode Island to meet the Fudger Family..."

[Angelica screams at the top of her lungs]

Angelica: "SHUT UP!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Here I am in Cumberland, Rhode Island ready to help another family in crisis. So why don't you join me and take a look at who we have today?"

???: "Hi, we're the Fudger Family!"

Jennifer: "I am Jennifer, 36, and this is William, 42. We have eight kids. Angelica is 5, Susie is 4, Jemima is 3-and-a-half, Tim and Peter are 2-and-a-half, Lily is 2, Kimi is 1."

William: "Angelica got expelled from one preschool."

Fudger Family Issues
[Angelica pinches Dylan]

[Dylan screams and cries]

Angelica: "Dylan got drool all over my doll."

Jennifer: Angelica, you do not pinch your baby brother, go to the Thinking Pond now.

[Jennifer places Angelica in the Thinking Pond]

Jennifer: Stay here for 5 minutes.

[Angelica escapes and watches one of her Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures DVDs]

2 minutes later...

Jennifer: Turn off Strawberry Shortcake you are not suppose to be watching that while you have to be in timeout and in addition, your Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures DVDs are in toy jail.

[Jennifer confiscates all of Angelica's Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures DVDs in the toy time-out box]

[Angelica then escapes again and grabs her Strawberry Shortcake doll and runs back to the Thinking Pond]

30 seconds later...

Jennifer: No dolls in the Thinking Pond!

[Jennifer then confiscates Angelica's Strawberry Shortcake doll and deposits it in the toy time-out box]

Jennifer: Your Strawberry Shortcake doll is in toy jail as well.

Jo: Then Peter and Tim started to play up.

Peter: [wrestles Tim and hits him]

Tim: [hits Peter back]

Jennifer: Peter and Tim! Stop wrestling and hitting!

Peter: F*** YOU!

Tim: YEAH YOU STUPID B****!

Jennifer: Okay you can go to the Thinking Pond for 2 minutes and your Barney and Jake are in toy jail.

[Jennifer puts Peter and Tim in the Thinking Pond and confiscates Peter's Barney plush and Tim's Jake and the Neverland Pirates Jake plush by putting them in the toy time-out box]

Toy confiscation
Jo:Angelica and Lily and Kimi and Susie and Jemima and Tim and Peter.

Jo:This is the Toy confiscation Technique. I want you girls and Tim and Peter to chose 10 toys each to go into your toy box. The rest we are taking away,

Lily:They are going to be taken away.

Jo:We are taking away all the other toys. When you show mommy and daddy that you can behave nicely. Then mommy and daddy will every now and then give you a confiscated toy back. If you throw the toys or if you show hurtful behavior then they will be taken away and place into a confiscation box and you will only have 9

Jeniffer: Pick out your 10 toys children.

Angelica:Picks out my Strawberry shortcake dolls.

House Rules
Jo: I decided that things need to change in this family.

Jo: Okay there is going to be rules in this house.

Angelica: Yeah yeah! who cares?

Jennifer: Angelica! Stop it now!

Jo: Rule number one no hitting, number two no kicking, number three no pinching, number four no screaming, number five no biting, number six be kind, number seven pee and poop go in the loo.

Jo: It wasn't long before Angelica broke on of the rules.

Angelica: [hits Susie] Stupid brat!

[Susie cries]

Jennifer: Angelica Thinking Pond now!

Angelica: No no no!

[Jennifer carries Angelica to the Thinking Pond and confiscates her Blueberry Muffin doll by putting it in the toy time-out box]

Jennifer: Sit here for 5 minutes and your Blueberry Muffin doll is in toy jail.

Thinking Pond
Jo: "It wasn't long before Angelica hit Dylan after he grabbed one of her toys."

[Dylan takes Angelica's doll]

Angelica: "Mommy, Dylan took my dolly!"

[Angelica snatches her doll back from Dylan]

[Dylan grabs Angelica's other doll]

Angelica: "Give that back now!"

[Angelica hits Dylan]

[Dylan screeches and cries]

Jo: "Oh my, what happened?"

Jennifer: Angelica, Thinking Pond now!

[Jennifer carries Angelica to the Thinking Pond and confiscates her Plum Pudding doll]

Jennifer: Stay here for 5 minutes and in addition, your Plum Pudding doll is in toy jail.

Jemima: I wish I could give up my pacifiers.

Susie: I wish I could give up my diapers.

Angelica: [escapes from the Thinking Pond] SHUT UP JEMIMA AND SUSIE! *slaps them*

Jemima and Susie: [cry]

Jennifer: Girls are you okay? Angelica, get back on the Thinking Pond! And since you told Jemima and Susie to shut up and slap them your Orange Blossom doll is going to toy jail as well.

[Jennifer puts Angelica back to Thinking Pond and confiscates her Orange Blossom doll]

Bye Bye Bottle
Jo:I would like to get Kimi off the bottle. She is a year old what we are doing the bye bye bottle technique because of how young she is we will take her off the bottle slowly.

Jennifer: Okay

Jo: What bottle would you like to get rid of first?

Jennifer: The morning bottle is best that way if Kimi asks for one at night or afternoon I can tell her that one is coming later.

Jo: Okay

Jennifer: Hey, Kimi. You're going to have a sippy cup in morning.

[Kimi drinks out of a sippy cup]

Good Eater
Jo: Today I am introducing the Good eater technique.

William: For dinner everyone has Chicken and broccoli.

Kimi: Sippy cup!

Jennifer: Wow Kimi you are too good with this

[He gives the sippy cup to Kimi]

Jo: Its Amazing that the whole entire day Kimi not once asked for her bottle yet she was offered her afternoon bottle and evening bottle.

[The girls eat all their chicken and broccoli]

Jo: Way to go girls.

Frog reward chart
Jo: Today I am intruding the Frog reward chart. If you do good things you go up one space and if you do bad things you go down one space got it?

Angelica: Yes

Lily: Yay yes

Susie:Cool yes

Jemima: Nice yes

Tim and Peter okay.

Snack Jar Technique
Jo:Today I am introducing the Snack Jar. This where all your snacks are going to go.

Lilly and Kimi:Having snack jar is a good idea because we like to eat.

Jo:Today we are going to go through the kitchen and get rid of the snacks i think are trash. The good snacks we can save for you guy snack jar.

Jo:Also you guys will have 3 snacks during the day. Here is the key thing. If you do not ask if Mommy or Daddy if its okay to have your snack then there will no more snacks for the day.

Pacifier Fairy
Jo: I want to move Jemima from pacifers. So I am introducing the pacifier fairy.

Jemima: Finally I can sleep without my pacifiers. I am more than ready to give up my pacifiers.

Jemima: Writes a note to the pacifier fairy Give These pacifiers to Kimi and Dylan they are younger than me thanks Jemima puts her pacifiers in the bag.

The next morning.

Jemima: Opens her bag yay I got some candy thanks pacifer fairy. A note was also in the bag that said. Dear Jemima Mommy told me your are big girl now and Dylan and Kimi have new pacifiers thanks to you sincerely the Pacifier Fairy.

Potty Training
Jo: I want to move Susie on from diapers she is 4 year old she doesnt need them so i am introducing the potty training technique.

Jennifer: Susie since your diapers are going away you are going for a potty training.

Jennifer: Come on I’m not going to hurt you

Jo: Jennifer come on take her to the potty.

Susie: Yes I did it I went pee in the toilet for the first time.

Jennifer:You are such a big girl now.

DVD meeting
Jo: I decided to have a DVD meeting with Jennifer.

Jo: Okay Jennifer we are going to see Angelica's behavior.

Jennifer: Okay.

[Jo plays the DVD]

Angelica: I'm better than everyone in this family. [punches Dylan]

Dylan: [cries]

Jennifer: Angelica! Get in that Thinking Pond this instant!

Angelica: SHUT UP JENNIFER!

Jennifer: Hey! Do not tell me to shut up and address me by my first name and your Lemon Meringue doll is in toy jail now.

Angelica: NO! I'M THE BOSS AND YOU CAN'T PUT MY LEMON MERINGUE DOLL IN TOY JAIL!

Jennifer: Too late for that! Now get your butt on the Thinking Pond!

[Jo pauses the DVD]

[Jo plays the DVD]

Angelica: [escapes from the Thinking Pond] Ha ha ha! Time to cause more trouble. Stupid Jennifer will pay the price.

Jennifer: Did you just call me stupid?

Angelica: Yeah, cause you are. [throws balls at her] Eat the balls!

Jennifer: Hey! Don't throw balls at me! Also, for doing that your Raspberry Torte doll and the balls are in toy jail as well.

Jennifer: [carries Angelica like a doll to the Thinking Pond, sits her on it and confiscates her Raspberry Torte doll and balls by putting them in the toy time-out box]

Angelica: Ha ha ha ha! [escapes the Thinking Pond and sneaks the balls and her Raspberry Torte doll back out]

Jennifer: Put the balls and Raspberry Torte doll back in timeout now!

Angelica: Nope!

Jennifer: [puts the balls back in the toy time-out box and carries Angelica back to the Thinking Pond] Sit here!

[Jo pauses the DVD clip]