Curry Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Margaret: "Stop it, Ingrid!"

Announcer: "Jo visits Oklahoma..."

Ingrid: "Marisa's a baldy!"

Ingrid: "Sherri and Lexi are fat pigs!"

Ingrid: "Mom is a four-eyes!"

Ingrid: "Kale is a nosepicker!"

Ingrid: "I'm going to bite you, Patricia!"

[Ingrid bites Patricia]

Patricia: "OW!"

Ingrid: "OMG!! Sherri is a sumo wrestler!!" (giggles)

Submission Reel
Ingrid: "U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! Eh, hey...you ugly! U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy....yo mamma says you ugly, yo mamma says you ugly! You ugly!"

Observation Begins
[We see Margaret giving Lucy her occupational therapy]

Naughty Swivel
Ingrid: Yo mama's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld! Yo mama's so bald...you could see what's on her mind! Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway!

[Margaret places Ingrid on the Naughty Swivel]

[Lexi sends Ingrid on the Naughty Swivel]

Jo loses her cool with Ingrid
Margaret: "I just couldn't deal with this (bleep)!"

Jo: " "

Jo: " "

Ingrid: "I dare I (bleep)ing did."

[Jo loses her cool]

Jo: "Young lady, stop this foolishness and look at me when I am speaking to you!"

Ingrid: "Yo mama's so ugly...she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares! Yo mama's so stupid...she flunked recess! Yo mama's so fat...when she sat on and broke the rainbow, skittles fell from the sky!"

Trey: " "

Ingrid: " "

Trey: "Ingrid, I would like you to say sorry to Jo for your actions."

Ingrid: (finally calms down) "I'm sorry, Jo-Jo."

Trey: "Thank you."

Trey: "And what do you say to your mother?"

Ingrid: "I'm sorry, Mom."

Margaret: "Apology accepted."

Lexi goes into Labor
Lexi: "My water broke! help!"

[Margaret phones for an ambulance straight away]

Margaret: "I need an ambulance right away! My 20-year-old daughter Lexi is in labor and she's having a baby!"

Jo: "Lexi was immediately transported to the hospital as soon as she went into labor. An hour and a half later, the nurse announced the news."

Nurse: "Congratulations, it's a girl!"

Margaret: "Wonderful!"

Lexi: "Hello mother, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Morgan Ava Curry."

Margaret: "Hello there, sweetie."

[Morgan yawns]

Jo: "Ingrid, there is someone I'd like you to meet. This is your neice Morgan Ava Curry."

[Ingrid gets a good look at her neice]

Margaret: "So Ingrid, what do you think of little Morgan?"

Onward
[Trey places Aunt Ingrid on the Naughty Swivel]

Trey: "Aunt Ingrid You were placed here because you refused to help prepare the nursery for your newborn neice."