Bones Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Gloria: "Wow, this is the biggest family I have ever seen!"

Announcer: "Gloria heads off to California on a mission to save a family with 500 adopted children."

Joanne: "SOFIA DULCE BONES!"

Bruno: "I hate you, mummy!"

Meeting the Adopted Kids from Japan
[We see Takumi, Ayaka, Kenji, Mao, Ai, Yuki, Yoshi, Kenta, Yuta, Kouki, Sakura, Sota, Ku, Megumi, Miyu, Daito, Tomoyo, Ren, Rina and Momoka gathered in the living room, watching a movie called Pokémon 3 the Movie: Spell of the Unown]

Gloria: "Hello there, darlings. Nice to meet all of you. My name is Gloria,"

[The Japanese vigintuplets get confused]

Joanne: "They do not understand English."

Takumi: "、グロリアをあなたに会えて喜んで." (Translated to: "Pleased to meet you, Gloria.")

Louie: "They are all well-behaved execpt for Daito, who fights over toys and answers back, and got kicked out of 18 schools for his disruptive behavivor "

Meeting the Adopted Kids from Poland
Joanne: "We have Agata, Bazyil, Aniela, Bendek, Dobry, Filipina, Kaz, Lilka, Jadzia, Jedrek, Jagienka, Jedrzej, Otylia, Stanislaw, Ksena, Lolek, Wanda, Zbigniew, Piotr and Truda."

Gloria: "How are you doing today, darlings?"

Gloria: "How old are you?"

Gloria: "How do they behave?"

Joanne: "Well, Jadzia, Kaz, Ksena, Wanda and Piotr are very well-behaved."

Introducing the Kids from Canada
[We meet Blake, Levi, Liam, Avery, Carter, Grayson, Danica, Eva, Emmet, Owen, Evelyn, Nevaeh, Scarlett, Nora, Piper, Wyatt, Hudson, Owen, Felix and Teagan.]

Joanne: "These are our vigintuplets from Canada. They are 2 1/2 years old."

Gloria: "Hello, there. Nice to meet all of you."

Owen: "Nice to meet you too, Gloria!"

Gloria: "How are you?"

Teagan: "I am fine, thank you."

Louie: "They are all well-behaved."

Meeting the Adopted Kids from Thailand
Louie: "These are Achara, Anurak, Chimlin, Chompoo, Aran, Bussaba, Chai Son, Kusa, Karawek, Kanya, Kannika, Chao Fah, Charanya, Dok Phi Sua, Kit, Kohsoom, Kraisee, Lamon, Phueng and Thu Kai Bok."

Joanne: "They are all sweet well-behaved little angels."

Kids from Australia
Joanne: "Now, I will show you the kids from Australia. Their names are Lark, Audrianna, Kaelen, Kiel, Adaline, Abbey, Adnoartina, Darniel, Lawson, Bruno, Honour, Bindi, Lachlan, Elias, Gavin, Jewel, Jody, Jaylen, Hayley and Coleen."

Gloria: "OK."

[Jewel appears]

Jewel: "G'day!"

Bindi: "G'day, Gloria."

Joanne: "Bindi, Jewel, Jody, Abbey, Lark and Hayley are well-behaved but not the rest of them."

Introducing the kids from South Korea
[We meet Kwang-sun, Gi, Shin, Ji-min, Joonsuh, Ye-jun, Hyo, Mun-Hee, Hyeonwoo, In-Su, Cho-Hee, Hae-Won, Kyung, Mi-Ok, Mi-Cha, Woo-jin, Joosuh, Eun-Kyung, Sang-Ook and Jin-Kyong]

Gloria: "And how well do they behave?"

Louie: "Mi-Cha, Mi-Ok, Ji-min, Gi, Mun-Hee, Woo-Jin and Cho-Hee are perfectly well-behaved angels."

[Hyeonwoo slams the door]

Introducing the kids from France
Joanne: "Here we have the kids from France,"

[In another room, we see Margot, Capucine, Clémentine, Flavie, Lorenzo, Pierre, Axel, Hugo, Maëlys, Yanis, Gabriel, Louise, Ambre, Eclair, Coline, Thibaut, Vincent, Elliot, Simon and Eloise]

Eclair: "Salut, Gloria." (translates to: "Hi, Gloria.")

Louie: "That means, 'Hi, Gloria'."

Gloria: "Oh, hello."

Gloria: "And how old are you all?"

Eclair: "Nous sommes trois ans." (translates to: "We're three years old.")

Louie: "That means, "We're three years old."

[Axel punches Gloria]

Gloria: "How well do they behave?"

Joanne: "Well, Elliot, Eclair, Clémentine, Eloise, Simon, Lorenzo and Capucine are very well behaved, but not Axel and the rest of them."

[Hugo punches Joanne]

Kids from India
Joanne: "We have Shanti, Apu, Asha, Yogi, Arlet, Brinda, Deepnita, Daruka, Cala, Baka, Aja, Paras, Ashok, Ananda, Mallika, Naveen, Avatari, Shasta, Mojil and Bansi."

Kids from Germany
Joanne: "Over there is Huey, Delaware, Kaiser, Johanna, Johan, Dale, Mathilda, Lotte, Daniel, Irma, Guy, Louis, Ludwig, Augustus...and there's Diesel, Abelinda, Sonja, Tanner, Trula and Nixie."

Joanne: "They are all well-behaved, except Lotte."

[Lotte grabs Kaiser and bites him]

Kids from China
Joanne: "That's Miao, Mulan, Fang, Chien Po, Hai, Mei-Lin, Ping, Zhou, Bao-Zhi, Chang, Lang-Hao, Ushi, Xiang, Wing, Xiu Mei, Zhen, Yang, Dao, Deshi and Fu-han."

Gloria: "How old are you?"

Zhen: "12."

Gloria: " "

Joanne: " "

[ tries to kick Gloria]

Introducing the kids from Greece
Joanne: "There is Gogo, Katerina, Athanasios, Eleni, Ioannis, Nikolaos, Christos, Panagiotis, Dimitrios, Kostas, Maria, Vaso, Angeliki, Paraskevi, Basiliki, Aikaterini, Georgios, Vasileios, Evangelos and Georgia."

Gogo: "Hello, Gloria."

Gloria: "Hello and how old are you?"

Gogo: "13."

Gloria: "How do they behave?"

Louie: "They are all very well behaved but not "

Gloria: "Why is that?"

Louie: " "

Introducing the kids from New Zealand
Gloria: "And who are those little darlings?"

Joanne: "These are the vigintuplets from New Zealand named Nicola, Nathan, Toni, Shelley, Jessie, "

Gloria: "Hello darlings."

Louie: "They're 16 months old and they're all well behaved."

Kids from Spain
Joanne: "This is Miguel, Francisca, Tulio, Dolores, María Carmen, Antonio, Juan Carlos, Ramón, Luis, Jesús, Antonia, Manuel, Pilar, Concepción, Isabel Ángeles, Ángel, Sergios, Mónica, Raquel and Yolanda."

Louie: "They are all well-behaved, except ."

Introducing the kids from Turkey
Louie: "In here, we have Bash, Can, Altim, Gokmen, Damla, Akay, Ender, Meltem, Doga, Umay, Zeki, Ruzgar, Kiral, Deniz, Sevilen, Ugur, Yagmur, Umut, Aysel and Kadri."

Kids from North Korea
Gloria: "And who are these kids?"

Louie: "These are "

Joanne: " "

Kids from Mexico
[We see Alejandro, Isabella, Sofia, Iker, Matias, Camila, Romia, Regina, Santiago, Diego, Vincete, Leonardo, Ximena, Victoria, Renata, Nicolás, Emiliano, Sebastian, Mateo, Valeria, and Valentina]

Diego: "Hola, Gloria!" (translates to: "Hello, Gloria!")

Gloria: "Hola to you, too. How old are you all?"

Victoria: "Estamos 15 años." (translates to: "We are 15.")

Louie: "That means 'We are 15 years old'."

Gloria: "How do they behave?"

Joanne: "The ones who misbehave are Diego, Sofia, "

Gloria: "What do you mean? How so?"

Joanne: " "

Kids from the Wales
[We see Harrison, Angus, Rhys, Reece, Noah, Amelia, Mikayla, Gemma, Zara, Tayla, Caleb, Vanessa, Chloe, Logan, Brock, Jacinta, Brontë, Zane, Adam and Tamara]

Gloria: "How old are you?"

Gemma: "We're 11."

Adam: "And we were born in Wales."

Joanne: " "

[ screams]

Kids from Scotland
Gloria: "Who are the kids from Scotland?"

Joanne: "Their names are Jock, Kyla, Rob Roy, Cora, Dhoire, Kendrix, Blaney, Minna, Tavey, Fearcharia, Fiona, Tara, Montgomery, Wynda, Torri, Robina, Mackenzie, Thane, Uisdean and Sinclair."

Introducing the kids from Finland
Joanne: "Over there is Kevin, Ellen, "

Joanne: "They are all 21 months old."

Kids from Italy
Joanne: "We have Pablo, Dino, Alfredo, Giovanni, Angelo, Capri, Aldo, Bambi, Pietro, Carla, Rita, Marizzio, Marcello...Francesca, Elena, Concetta, Gino, Bella, Contessa and Diva."

Gloria: " "

Carla: "We're two!"

Joanne: "They are also the sweetest well behaved little angels."

Meeting the kids from Ireland
Joanne: "Gloria, meet these kids from Ireland."

Gloria: "Tell me their names."

Vigintuplet #1: "I'm Dylan,"

vigintuplet #2: "I'm Ciara."

Vigintuplet #3: "Keeva,"

Vigintuplet #4: "Sam,"

Vigintuplet #5: "Darragh."

Vigintuplet #6: "Brianna."

Vigintuplet #7: "Cassidy."

Vigintuplet #8: "Alroy."

Vigintuplet #9: "Sinead."

Vigintuplet #10: "Clooney."

Vigintuplet #11: "Emmet."

Vigintuplet #12: "Enda."

Vigintuplet #13: "Gearoid."

Vigintuplet #14: "Hugh."

Vigintuplet #15: "Gael."

Vigintuplet #16: "Nuala."

Vigintuplet #17: "Fergus."

Vigintuplet #18: "Rionach."

Vigintuplet #19: "Bartley."

Vigintuplet #20: "And I'm Colleen."

Gloria: "And how old are you all?"

Gloria: "Were any of them good or bad?"

Joanne: "Cassidy is very well-behaved, except for the rest of her siblings."

Kids from Vietman
Joanne: "We have Emily-Michelle, Duy, "

Kids from Russia
Joanne: "We have Anna, Igor, Czar, Alexel, Platon, Gleb, Pyotr, Sava, Olesia, Natasha, Irina, Oktyabrina, Liubov, Ksenia, Konstantin, Anatoliy, Pavel, Elizaveta, Orya and Melora."

Kids from Ghana
Joanne: "There's Eddy, Donkor, Kim, Abrewa, Garret, Lydia..."

[Eddy, Donkor, Kim, Abrewa and Lydia's eyes are squeezed shut]

Louie: "In Ghana, it is considered disrespectful for a child to make eye contact to an adult."

Introducing the kids from Tanzania
Joanne: "We want you to meet Michael, "

Observation Begins
Gloria: "It wasn't long before Diego kicked off."

[Diego runs away from Joanne and runs outdoors naked]

Diego: "Nos vemos pronto, idiota tonto!" (translates to: "See you soon, silly idiot!")

Joanne: "Come back here, Diego, and put your clothes on before someone sees you!"

Diego: "Cierra la boca, maldita mujer!" (translates to: "Shut your mouth, you freaking lady!")

cut to:

Gloria: "Did anybody in this family ruin any holidays?"

Joanne: "Why yes. Halloween was simply awful, because Dylan disobeyed the rules of the road."

Gloria: " "

Louie: "And Thanksgiving was appalling because "

Gloria: " "

Joanne: "Well unfortunately, Christmas was awful. The Thai vigintuplets are Buddhists and didn't get to celebrate Christmas with us. On Christmas Day, several kids got coal in their stockings. The Irish vigintuplets got revenge on Cassidy for being the only one who got presents. "

Gloria: "How did the Thai vigintuplets feel about being left out?"

Joanne: " "

Gloria: " "

Louie: "And New Year's Eve was "

Gloria: " "

Joanne: "St. Valentine's day was nothing but sheer chaos."

Gloria: " "

Louie: "And St. Patrick's Day was downright awful because "

Gloria: " "

Joanne: "Of course. Easter was...how do I say this?"

Obaervation Continues
Bruno: "Hey, Yoshi! Can Mario ride you?"

Parent Meeting
Joanne: "The last school Daito got kicked out of was Nha Carlsbad Head Start Center for making the whole class watch a disgusting Internet video called 2 Girls, 1 Cup. That video was absolutely disgusting...showing two young women...who were conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns in what appears to be consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths."

Gloria: "That's disgusting, I could only imagine..."

Around the World Reward Chart
Joanne: "This is you in your own hot-air balloon, and you are traveling around the world."