Multi-Million Dollar Scams/Transcript

Jodi: “You should never get to drive again. I hope you never, EVER set a little toe at Washington D.C.!”

At the arcade
Henry: “Are you okay?! Look at all this spilled water!”

Employee: “I’m so sorry, I don’t even know how it got here.”

Henry: “Where the HELL is the wet floor sign?! ARE YOU THE OWNER?!”

Employee: “No, I’m just an employee, but I’ll get her to come quick. Let me text her.”

Henry: “We need to call an ambulance pronto.”

Jodi: “An ambulance is more expensive than some of my jewelry!”

Henry: “Don’t worry about that, you won’t have to pay for anything. Look, I’m a personal injury attorney. I can represent you and help you get a lot of money.”

Jodi: “How much money are we talking?”

Henry: “I don’t know, it should be enough to shut this business down.”

Employee: “What?”

Henry: “You heard me. You people brought this on yourselves. I need to speak to your owner NOW, and DON’T make me TRACK HER DOWN!!!”

He then sees Girl Jo, who looks at Henry in shock.

Jo: “You might need to calm down.”

Henry: “Girl Jo! What brings you here?”

Jo: “Let’s just say it’s one thing faking a fall anywhere, but a whole new level faking it in places like here. I own this place.”

Henry: “No, you don’t!”

Jo: “Yes I do.”

(Reicheru appears from the ceiling)

Reicheru: “She was aware of you potentially showing up, Nicole contacted Team Terrific 10 which includes her.”

Jo: “So, yeah. Nice recovery!”

Henry: “Actually, my leg is still in pain…”

Jo: “Yeah, right. You may also stop what you’re trying to do.”

Jodi: “No, I am in so much pain too!”

Henry: “You can’t prove anything!”

Jo: “Or can’t I?”

Reicheru: “There’s a camera up there.”

Jo: “She is so right.”

Reicheru: “What will it take for you to man up and understand that stalking is a crime?”

Jo: “What about as is injury fraud?”

Jodi: “Hold on, I think we can work something out. Here’s Nicole’s grand from earlier. Or take it all.”

Jo: “I’m not gonna keep it.”

Reicheru: “And besides, I’d rather see you two suffering.”

Henry: “Hold on.” (gets money) “Aw, this was gonna be my treat. Here you go.”

Jo: “Alright.”

Reicheru: “But if Team Terrific 10 catches you near this arcade again, further drastic measures will be taken.”

Jo: “At least unless you change your ways.”

(As the scammers leave, Jo sighs.)

Reicheru: “What’s wrong, Plankton’s genderbent counterpart?”

Jo: “Unfortunately, this happens way too often.”