Kisho-Green Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer; "Tonight on Supernanny....."

Marie: "NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ASIAN (bleep)!"

Announcer: "All bets are off as Jo heads off to Vegas..."

[Marie punches Toshio in the arm]

Announcer: "Jo visits a Japanese-American blended family with two teenagers....."

Satoko: "マリーは俊夫ヒットしない" (Translation: Marie don't hit Toshio)

[Toshio cries]

Announcer: "That fight each other and hit their 4-year-old brother and 3-month old-sister...."

Toshio: "ママ！" (Translation: MOMMY!)

Marie: "IT'S MY LIFE! STOP BEING SUCH A (bleep)ING NAGGING HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "Their son Garret uses not one not two but four types of drugs........."

Garret: "Mother. I'm going to do drugs!"

Announcer: "While their 4-year old son and his mother never speak English........"

Toshio: "私はギャレットとマリーを嫌う彼らはとても意味しています！" (Translation: I hate Garret and Marie, they are so mean!)

Announcer: "Can Jo help this Family out?"

Marie: "Supernanny is gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "You are with me in Las Vegas to meet a Japanese-American blended family."

???: "Hi were the Kisho-Green Family!"

Samuel: "I'm Samuel."

Satoko: "私は聡子だ" (Translation: I'm Satoko.)

Samuel: "And we have 4 children. Marie is 15, Garret is 14, Toshio who just turned 4, and baby Reiko is 3 months old."

Jo: "Can she speak english or what?"

[Garet hits Marie]

Samuel: "Satoko, Reiko, and Toshio are from Japan and do not speak English."

Jo: "They don't speak english."

[Marie hits Garret]

Samuel: "Satoko recently lost her husband Takashi 3 months ago, which took heavy toll on Toshio and Reiko, Toshio misses him terribly."

Jo: "Satoko is a grieving widow."

Satoko: "俊夫と玲子は私の前の結婚からのもの (Translation: Toshio and Reiko are from my previous marriage.)

Samuel: "And Marie and Garret are from my previous marriage. Reiko is the victim of Shaken Baby Syndrome, but she has managed to survive it somehow."

Satoko: "俊夫は行儀です" (Translation Toshio is well-behaved.)

Samuel: "As for Marie and Garret, they swear, fight, call me and Satoko bad names. Garret does drugs and got kicked out of 15 high schools. Marie hangs out with her older boyfriend that we disapprove of because of his criminal record and a huge age difference, Garret also wants Toshio to do drugs but we ain't doing it."

Toshio: "私のステップの兄弟は、自分自身を行動されていません" (Translation: "My step siblings aren't behaving themselves.)

Samuel: "In addition, Garret will dare Toshio to do drugs."

Garret: "I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"

Samuel: "Marie will make Toshio cry by telling fibs."

Jo: "Fibs?"

Marie: "Pokemon is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Nintendo Headquarters."

Marie: "All your favorite shows are cancelled because of Godzilla."

[Toshio cries, bawls, and wails]

Samuel: "IT IS CERTAINLY UNTRUE THAT GODZILLA DESTROYED NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS!"

Samuel: "Supernanny we need you now!"

Jo: [closes the laptop]

[the car stops]

Jo: "Well, finally made it here, better go and help."

Observation Begins
Samuel: "Come on in."

Jo: "Thank you."

[Jo sees a little Japanese boy with one blaster on his forehead, 4 with 2 on each legs with his hands upstairs holding a Pikachu plush in one hand and a Uxie in the other while his hands are holding on to poles while sitting down]

Jo: "Hello! What's your name."

[Toshio blinks then says his name]

Toshio: "俊夫" (Translation: Toshio)

Jo: "So, you are called Toshio."

[Toshio hears his mother and stepbrother shouting and fighting and faces the other way]

Jo: "Where is your Mommy?"

Toshio: (quietly) "ガレットを扱っ..." (Translation: Dealing with Garret...)

[Jo walks in the living room where Satoko is dealing with Garret]

Garret: "MOM! IT'S MY LIFE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO DO!"

Satoko: "ギャレットフィルグリーン！私はあなたが違法薬物を与える可能性がありますと言いましたか？！ (Translation: Garret Philip Green! did I say you could have illegal drugs?!)

Garret: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THAT STUPID 4-YEAR OLD WORM OUT OF ME AND MARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Satoko: "彼はあなたとマリーと違っていいと礼儀であるため" (Translation: Because he is nice and well-mannered unlike you and Marie)

Garret: "I WILL KILL HIM!"

[Garret storms out of the living room]

Garret: "TOSHIO!!! I AM GONNA (bleep)ING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Toshio runs away to his room, scared]

[Samuel holds Garret by his arms]

Samuel: "Be nice to your step-brother he's only a preschooler."

Garret: "No he's not he's a teenager!"

Samuel: "No your the teenager. Toshio is a preschooler."

Jo: "When I saw Garret threating to kill Toshio I was so angry."

Jo: "Garret! you just can't kill your stepbrother because he is well-behaved."

Garret: "I CAN!"

Jo: "No you can't!"

Samuel: "GARRET PHILIP GREEN, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!"

[Samuel grabs Garret by the neck and puts him in his room]

Jo: "Then I came upstairs to Toshio's room to check if he was okay."

[Jo sees Toshio and notices that he is crying and scared while holding a Pikachu plush tightly]

Jo: "There, there, sweetie..."

[Jo hugs Toshio]

Toshio: "彼は私の額とクリスマスの足にしていたのと同じ事をするつもりだ" (Translation: He's gonna do the same thing that he did to my forehead and legs on Christmas)

Jo: "What happened?"

Toshio: "私はクリスマス、ギャレットとマリーが私を攻撃した上でプレゼントを受け取っただけだったので、ギャレットは、ちょうど私が薬をやってみたかった、私は彼らから離れてクロールしようとしましたが、ママが私を拾って、すぐに物事がすぐに良くなるんでしょうがない、マリーはヒット私は木槌が二度私の額に傷を残し、ギャレットは膝の上に私はハードパンチで、ママはママは、彼らは彼女に恐ろしい何かをするだろうと思ったので、麗子で病院に連れて行ってくれるように持っていた、それは私の人生で最悪の日だった" (Translation: Because I was the only one who received presents on Christmas, Garret and Marie attacked me, Garret just wanted me to do drugs, I tried to crawl away from them but Mommy picked me up, soon things would be better now but no, Marie hit me with a mallet twice leaving a gash on my forehead, and Garret punched me hard on the knees, Mommy had to take me to hospital with Reiko because Mommy thought that they would do something horrible to her, it was the worst day of my life)

Jo: "No wonder they misbehave!"

[Satoko comes in, worried]

Satoko: "俊夫大丈夫ですか？" (Translation: Is Toshio okay?)

Jo: "He is upset."

[Satoko hugs Toshio then storms out then goes to Garret's room]

Satoko: "私の小さな男の子は、薬を行うことはありません！" (Translaton: MY LITTLE BOY WON'T DO DRUGS!!!)

Garret: "HE WILL!"

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Garret: "I WANT TOSHIO TO DO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Toshio comes out of his room]

Samuel: "This is Reiko she is 3 months old, like Toshio she is from Satoko's previous marriage."

Jo: "Hello sweetie!"

Toshio: "私は4つだけだ. 私はなぜギャレットは私が薬をやってみたいん薬をやっているには若すぎるよね？" (Translation: I'm only four. I'm too young to be doing drugs! Why does Garret want me to do drugs?)

Jo: "I cannot believe what I just heard a 14-year old boy wanting his 4-year old stepbrother to do drugs. That's just disgusting!"

Kisho-Green Family Issues
Garret: "TOSHIO, WILL DO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!"

Samuel: "No, he will not!"

[Toshio watches from the poles upstairs while sitting down]

Garret: "IT'S TOSHIO'S DECISION IF HE WANTS TO DO DRUGS!"

Samuel: "NO, HE WILL NOT!"

[Toshio blinks]

Jo: "Don't worry Toshio. Just go back to playing with Pikachu."

[Toshio stands up and goes to his room]

[Satoko writes a note to Jo in english saying "I will keep an eye on Toshio and Reiko"]

[Jo writes back saying "Okay."]

[Satoko goes upstairs to keep a close eye on Toshio and Reiko who are playing]

Satoko: "お元気ですか？" (Translation: How are you doing?)

Toshio: "ファイン" (Translation: Fine)

Family Meeting
Jo: "You need to take charge of Garret or he will end up in jail and if he makes Toshio do drugs Toshio will be in Juvinelle Hall."

Satoko: "まさか！私は私の少年は麻薬をやってしたくない！" (Translation: No! I don't want my little boy doing drugs!)

Samuel: "Don't worry Toko (Samuel's nickname for Satoko), it is impossible, he is allergic to drugs Garret and Marie use."

[Satoko sighs]

Jo: "Let's talk about little Reiko. She was a Shaken Baby Syndrome victim, right?"

[Samuel and Satoko nod]

Samuel: "Yes."

The Phone Call
Nicole: "Hello who's calling?"

Samuel: " Samuel Green, I have 2 children, 2 stepchildren, Marie, age 15, Garret, age 14, my stepchildren Toshio, age 4, and Reiko, age 3 months."

Nicole: "What are their problems?"

Samuel: "Toshio is the only well-behaved child, Garret and Marie are far worse. Marie makes Toshio cry, hangs out with her 26-year old boyfriend, and breaks Toshio's toys, Garret does Illegal drugs, and is copying his sister's behavior and wants Toshio to do drugs."

Nicole: "Are there any signs Garret is on drugs?"

Samuel: "Well, last week he asked if he could burrow $150 and now he has asked if he could borrow $200 yesterday, he started hanging out with people whom we did not know, he has been missing school and his grades are declining. I also found bottles of eyebrops, rolling papers, pipes and incenses in his room. I also noticed his change in clothing choice."

House Rules
Jo: "Let's begin with rules. Rule number 1, no drugs or controlled substances of any kind."

Garret: "You've got to be kidding me! Why no drugs?! This is just plain bull****!"

Marie: "I agree with Garret."

Discipline
Jo: "It wasn't long until Marie and Garret took Toshio's Game Boy Advance SP off him everytime he tried to get it Garret either pushes him over."

Samuel: "Garret! Marie! Give Toshio back his Game Boy Advance!"

Garret: "NO (bleep)ING WAY!"

Marie: "IT'S OURS!!!!!!!!!"

Samuel: "No it's Toshio's give it back to him."

Garret: "NOT UNTIL HE DOES DRUGS!!!!!!!!"

[Samuel takes the GBA SP off Garret and Marie, giving it back to Toshio who runs to his room]

Samuel: "Because you refused to give Toshio back his Game Boy Advance. you both are going to the Naughty Swivel and the Calm-Down Zone."

[Samuel puts Garret in the Calm-Down Zone and Marie on the Naughty Swivel]

Samuel (to Garret): " "

Samuel (to Marie): "Now you stay on this swivel for 15 minutes."

Marie tricks Toshio
Jo: "It wasn't long until Marie made Toshio cry by saying Nintendo Headquarters was destroyed by Godzilla and Pokemon was cancelled."

Marie: "Hey Toshio!"

Toshio: "何？" (Translation: What?)

Marie: "Pokemon is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Nintendo Headquarters!"

Toshio: (starting to cry) "それは本当ですか？" (Translation: Is it true?)

Marie: (smiles): "Yep!"

[Toshio screams, cries and bawls]

[Marie beheads Toshio's Pikachu plush doll]

Samuel: "What is going on?"

[Toshio continues crying]

Marie: "What? Pokemon is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Nintendo Headquarters."

Satoko: "あなたがそのマリーを完了するたびに！あなたは彼を泣かせる！" (Translation: EVERY TIME YOU DONE THAT MARIE! YOU MAKE HIM CRY!)

Samuel: "And Godzilla DID not destroy Nintendo Headquarters!!"

[Marie laughs]

Marie: "Toshio is stupid enough to believe that!"

Satoko: "右！いたずらな旋回！" (Translation: Right! Naughty Swivel!)

[Satoko puts Marie on the Naughty Swivel then goes back to comfort Toshio who is still crying then Samuel goes to Marie]

Samuel: "Marie. You are on here for making Toshio cry by saying Nintendo Headquarters was destroyed and Pokemon was cancelled, not to mention beheading his favorite plush doll, stay there for 15 minutes!"

Satoko: "そこには...そこには...俊夫...任天堂本部は破壊されない" (Translation: There... There... Toshio... Nintendo Headquarters isn't destroyed)

Samuel: "Toshio! Daddy's a toy doctor I will fix Pikachu."

[Toshio nods]

Satoko: "ピカチュウは少し俊夫にそんなに意味する" (Translation: That Pikachu means so much to little Toshio)

Marie: "I DON'T CARE, YOU ALWAYS FAVOR HIM MORE THAN ME!"

Satoko: (in horror) "彼が赤ん坊だったとき、彼は隆からそれを得た！" (Translation: He got it from Takashi when he was a baby!)

Satoko: "玲子が生まれる前に隆が私の最初の夫である、と彼は肺がんで亡くなった" (Translation: Takashi is my first husband, he died of lung cancer before Reiko was born)

Jo: "This was one of a few times I yelled at a child."

Jo: "YOU DO NOT DESTROY THINGS THAT MEANT SO MUCH TO THEM!"

Marie: (Sartasticlly) "Oh Boo-hoo! AND IT TAUGHT THAT SPOILED BRATTY WHINY BOY A LESSON!"

Jo: "ALL RIGHT YOU JUST GOT 30 MINUTES YOUNG LADY!"

Marie: "NO! SHE FAVORS TOSHIO!"

Jo: "She was going to favor you but you are being so selfish!"

Marie: "Why should I be nice to the disgusting little worm?!"

Jo: "He's only little, and he is your little brother."

Marie: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Teenager Trouble
Jo: "Later on, Dad asked Marie to finish her makeup work from school. But Marie was watching a game show and playing a 3-dollar cooking game on her iPod Touch."

[Marie is watching The Wheel of Fortune while playing Papa's Burgeria HD on her iPod Touch]

Samuel: "Marie, you didn't finish your history assignment on the day that it is due. You need to finish it, otherwise you will fail the history course and be held back a grade."

Marie: "Not a chance! I am watching The Wheel of Fortune and I am playing Papa's Burgeria!"

Samuel: "Now! This makeup work from school has to get done!"

Marie: "I am in the middle of The Wheel of Fortune and Papa's Burgeria!"

Jo: "I would like you to make it very clear that Marie is being callously disrespectful. Firmly tell her to finish her work, otherwise she will go on the Naughty Swivel."

Samuel: "Marie Imogen Green, finish your history assignment or the Naughty Swivel."

Marie: "I'M PLAYING PAPA'S BURGERIA AND I'M WATCHING THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! BESIDES, I HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT POKEMON IS CANCELLED BECAUSE GODZILLA DESTROYED NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS!"

Jo: "Let's go. Naughty Swivel."

[Samuel and Jo send Marie to the Naughty Swivel]

[Marie spits in Samuel's face]

Samuel: "I have placed you here because to told a fib with the fact that Godzilla destroyed Nintendo Headquarters, and refused to finish your history assignment. Stay there for 15 minutes."

[15 minutes later]

Samuel: "Marie, I placed you here because you told a fib that Godzilla destroyed Nintendo Headquarters, not only that was bad, that was also very hurtful, if Toshio was in earshot, that could of made him cry, and refused to finish your history assignment."

Jo: "Later on, Garret told Toshio to do drugs."

Garret: "I dare you to do drugs."

Toshio: "いいえ" (Translation: No)

Garret: "I DOUBLE-DARE YOU!"

Jo: (Firm Voice) "Garret if you ask your brother to do drugs again then you are going to the Calm-Down Zone."

Toshio: "ギャレット、私はちょうど麻薬をしないように、友人を持って、通常の4歳の男の子になりたい、学ぶ" (Translation: Garret, i just want to be a normal 4-year old boy, have friends, and learn, not to do drugs)

Garret: "I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU!"

Jo: "You're going to the Calm Down Zone right now."

[Jo sends Garret to the Calm Down Zone]

Jo: "Garret, I have put you in the Calm Down Zone because you asked your brother to do drugs. So you will sit in here for 14 minutes."

Homework Area
Jo: "I'd like to introduce the Homework Area,"

Home Drug Testing Kit
Jo: "Today, I bought a Home Drug Testing Kit."

Memory of Takashi Kisho
Jo: "I made a little suprise for Toshio, Reiko, and Satoko."

Jo: "Toshio, and Satoko, can you please come down, I got a suprise for you."

[Toshio and Satoko come down stairs while Satoko is holding Reiko]

Jo: "I got a suprise."

[Jo turns on the TV displaying memories of Takashi Kisho]

Jo: "Who's that?"

Toshio: "それはパパだ" (Translation: It's daddy.)

[Satoko sheds a tear]

Satoko: "私は隆がいなくてとても寂しい..." (Translation: I miss Takashi so much.)

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, Marie spoiled the surprise."

Marie: "Show's over!"

Jo: "Garret spoiled it too."

Jo: "Marie and Garret, this is only for Satoko, Reiko, and Toshio."

[Toshio frowns]

Toshio: "マリーとギャレットを聞いて、私はあなたのお父さんが肺癌、私に、玲子が亡くなったときに、今もあなたの幸せを願って、ママはあなたがそれを台無しにするために彼は、平和ではない休憩したかった." (Translation: Listen Marie and Garret, I hope your happy now you both, when Daddy died of lung cancer, me, Reiko, and Mommy wanted him to rest in peace, not for you to spoil it.)

Jo: "Your brother is right."

[Garret throws Crystal Meth at the television, nearly causing it to break]

Jo: (gasps)

Satoko:"右！あなたは、若い人のためにゾーンを静める!" (Translation: "Right! Calm Down Zone for you, young man!")

[Garret karate-punches Satoko in the face]

[Marie karate-kicks Satoko in the nose, causing it to bleed]

[Toshio comes out of the room and return with a towel and gives to Satoko]

[Jo gets very angry with Marie and Garret]

Jo: "You two do NOT, under any circumstances, punch or kick your mother. Is that clear?"

Satoko stays in her room
Jo: "I've noticed Satoko didn't leave her room, I went inside."

Jo: "Satoko?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Hi Jo)

Jo: "Why are you in your room?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: It was a rainy stormy day just like this one, my two younger brothers came to an anime convention, and never came back, they were abducted and murdered, they cosplayed as Sebastian Michaelis and Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler, my brother Ryo, was stabbed in the abdomen dozens upon dozens of times, and dug most of his internal organs out, his discarded innards were found under a stall upstairs, Satoshi Jr. Had his throat stabbed and had some of his vocal organs removed, they, including another cosplayer, were found day, me and my parents were notified of the murder)

Satoko tells about the murder
Jo: "Satoko had an announcement to make to her family."

Jo: "Garret, Marie, do you want to know why Satoko is depressed?"

Marie: "What?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Garret, Marie, This may be hard to explain, but, I had two brothers, one was the same age as you Garret, and one was 20, they died in one of the most horrific manner possible, the reason why I'm so overprotective of Toshio is because I don't want him to end up like Ryo and Satoshi Jr., they didn't deserve to die, why, just why, Why did I lose my brothers, they died in 2010, way too young to die)

Marie: "Satoko, I'm sorry, I didn't know how much your brothers mean to you, I didn't know that)

Baby Log
Jo: "I'd like to introduce the Baby Log."

Satoko: "" (Translation: "OK. How does it work?")

Marie and Garret VS The Babysitter
Jo: "Satoko and Samuel were going out for the night so they hired a young babysitter named Zoey to look after the 4 kids, the teenagers were making the babysitter's life misrable."

Samuel: "Reiko's bedtime is at 7:00, Toshio's bedtime is at 8:00, Garret's bedtime is 9:30, and Marie's bedtime is at 9:30 as well."

Zoe: "Yes."

Samuel: "Toshio and Reiko are well-behaved, but beware of my children Marie and Garret."

Zoe: "Why?"

Samuel: "They are terrors."

[Samuel and Satoko leave]

Toshio: "私はそれがうまくいくと思っていたが、それはしませんでした" (Translation: I thought it was going to work out, but it didn't)

[Zoe notices Toshio, sitting down while holding on the poles]

Zoe: "Hello, how are you sweetie?"

Toshio: "いい" (Translation: Good)

Zoe: "Oh, you only speak Japanese."

Toshio: "ええ" (Translation: Yep)

Zoe: "What is your name?"

Toshio: "俊夫" (Translation: Toshio)

[Garret throws stones at Zoe and Toshio, but Toshio runs away then goes to his bedroom]

Garret: "(Bleep)!"

Zoe: "Garret, please refrain from using bad language."

[Zoe sees a tip that says "Toshio is allergic to the drugs that Garret and Marie use (example: Crystal Meth)")

Zoe: "Toshio, stay upstairs!"

[Toshio nods]

Marie: "Toshio will do drugs!"

Garret: "That's right!"

Zoe: "No, he can't, you cannot give Toshio drugs that he is allergic to."

[Toshio is in his room, playing with his Pikachu doll]

Toshio: "私は一人で、ギャレット残す" (Translation: Leave me alone, Garret)

Marie: "DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE (bleep)!"

[Toshio gives Marie a "Go kill yourself" gesture]

Marie: "(bleep) YOU!"

Zoe: "Will you two leave Toshio alone?"

Garret: "I DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"

[Zoe sends Garret to the Calm Down Zone]

Garret: "WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN?! I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"

Zoe: (calmly) "No, but you're turkey."

[Zoe calmly walks away from Garret]

Zoe: "And it's the Naughty Swivel for you, young lady!"

Drug Counseling
Jo: "Later that day, I found a drug counseling program for Garret."

Receptionist: "Hi, may I help you, ma'am?"

Time for Jo to Go
Marie: "Thank you Jo, I will never hurt Toshio and Reiko again."