Langbroek Family Treehouse

For the Team Bobbalu version, see /Team Bobbalu/.

Transcript
[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman are in their private treehouse with their friends Peter, Max, and Kyle with signs that say "NO GIRLS ALLOWED", "NO AUSTRALIANS ALLOWED", "NO PPL WITH AUSTRALIAN RELIGIONS ALLOWED", "NO OBNOXIOUS HOBOS ALLOWED", "NO FATSOES ALLOWED", "NO PPL WITH GLASSES ALLOWED", "NO NAIL SALON WORKERS ALLOWED", "NO SCRAPBOOKERS ALLOWED", "NO PPL WITH CEREBRAL PALSY ALLOWED", "NO DIARY OF A WIMPY KID FANS ALLOWED", "NO BALDIES ALLOWED", "NO TWILIGHT FANS ALLOWED", "NO SCARY FILM FANS ALLOWED", "NO MADAGASCAR FANS ALLOWED", "NO ECONOMIC LOVERS ALLOWED", "NO POKEMON FANS ALLOWED", "NO PPL WHO LIKE STEAK ALLOWED", "NO PPL WHO LIKE TACOS ALLOWED", "NO PPL WHO LOVE VALUABLE-WORTH STUFF ALLOWED", "NO ED EDD N' EDDY FANS ALLOWED", "NO RICH PEOPLE ALLOWED", "NO PPL WHO LIKE TO COLOR ALLOWED", and "NO POOPY-BUTTS ALLOWED"]

[The treehouse is concealed with a camouflage blanket]

Alicia: "Teddy, Sherman, Bryce! It's time to take a nap! And it's time for Peter, Max and Kyle to go back home! And what's with the prejudice and racism?"

Teddy: "Club rules: No girls allowed, no poopy-butts allowed, and no fatsoes allowed!"

Peter: "And that means you! Go away or you'll be..."

Bryce: "SORRY!"

Alicia: "Stop, right now. Continue the behavior and your treehouse is destroyed. You need to take a nap."

[The triplets grumble as they climb out of the treehouse]

[The triplets take Alicia's phone and dial 911 on it]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Teddy: "I am Teddy. Mummy is threatening to destroy my treehouse!"

911 Dispatcher: "Are you playing on the phone?"

Alicia: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman, this is a false alarm. If you dial 911 again for non-emergencies like that, you might be arrested. Go take a nap."

Sherman: "You can't tell us what to DO!!!! I have told the police you are threatening to destroy my treehouse!"

[A policeman arrives at the doorstep]

Policeman: "Hi, how are you, ma'am?"

Alicia: "I am OK. Thanks."

Policeman: "Hi, boys. Tell me your names."

Teddy: "I am Teddy, this is Bryce, and this is Sherman."

Policeman: "Boys, is this true that your mother threatened to destroy your treehouse?"

Teddy: "Yeah."

Policeman: "I do not mind if your mother destroys your treehouse, so this is your warning. Do not dial 911 again unless there is a real emergency like a fire or you will be arrested."

Bryce: "SHUT UP MEAN BOY!"

[Sherman sprays tomato sauce in the policeman's face]

[Bryce force-feeds the policeman a rotten egg]

[Teddy force-feeds the policeman tabasco sauce]

Alicia: "Boys, stop it!"

[Alicia turns to the policeman]

Alicia: "I'm very sorry about this, Officer. I will have a stern talking to them. I assure you, it will not happen again."

Policeman: "Boys will be boys, ma'am. Good day."

[The policeman leaves]

[Alicia phones Peter, Max and Kyle's parents to take them home]

[The parents of Peter, Max and Kyle arrive]

Michael (Max's dad): "Come along Max, your lunch is ready!"

David (Kyle's dad): "Let's go Kyle."