Winfield Family/Transcript

Alpha gets a boyfriend
[Alpha notices a sad boy named Ronny Jervis]

Alpha: "Hey, why do you look sad?"

Ronny: "It's because I don't have a girlfriend."

Alpha: "I know a magic trick."

Ronny: "Show me."

Alpha: "OK. [hides her arms behind her back] how many fingers are behind my back?"

Ronny: "Um... 4?"

[Alpha reveals her arm]

Alpha: "None, it's my foot."

Ronny: "Wow... you got some nice feet... will you be my girlfriend?"

Alpha: "Certainly!"