Kiejliches Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Jo meets a family whose child has a serious illness."

Susie: "It hit me like a ton of bricks when I found out that Wanda was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes."

Announcer: "And another with ADHD."

[Lois screams at the top of her lungs]

Lois: "F*** you!"

Lois: "I don't like you, mommy!"

Submission Reel
[We see various shots of Atlanta, Georgia as the taxi drives through the streets]

Jo: "I'm here in Atlanta, Georgia to help a family whose younger daughter has a serious medical condition called Type 1 Diabetes whilst the older one has ADHD. Let's take a look and see who we got here."

???: "Hi, we're the Kiejliches Family! I'm Susie and I'm an elementary school teacher."

???: "And I'm Frank and I'm a contractor."

Susie: "I have 2 kids. Lois age 6 and Wanda age 3. Lois has been kicked out of 4 schools over the last year due to her violent behavior."

Frank: "Even though Lois has ADHD, she misbehaves."

Jo Arrives at the Door
[We see a tall, slender woman with brown medium hair, carrying a 3-year-old girl]

Jo: "You must be Susie, and who is this?"

Susie: "This is Wanda."

Jo: "Where are Lois and Frank?"

[As soon as she asks that, Frank comes into the room and introduces himself, and Jo introduces herself and they shake hands]

Observation Begins
[Susie is getting ready for work]

Dinnertime
Jo: "What kind of dinner is this?"

[The family are at a restaurant]

Susie: "Wanda, you need to eat your dinner."

Wanda: "No!"

Susie: "Do you want to get sick?"

Wanda: "No! I don't want my salad!"

Susie: "Then sit down and finish your salad."

Jo: "My word. Does Wanda know that she has Type 1 Diabetes?"

Susie: "Not exactly. But she knows that she has to have her finger pricked at least twice a day so that we can see how many carbs she has consumed. If it is low, that's when she needs to eat. She also has to have an insulin shot about 2-3 times per day."

Wanda: "I hate salad!"

Susie: "Finish your salad, then."

Lois: "I HATE TURNIPS!"

Susie: "Just try them, dear."

Lois: "NO!"

Frank: "But turnips are good for you."

Lois: "LIKE I GIVE A S***!!"

[Lois throws the turnips on the floor]

Susie: "That's it. We're leaving."

[Susie and the family leave the restaurant]

Frank: "Lois Marie, this is definitely the last restaurant you will ever go to until you learn to eat what's placed in front of you."

Naughty Platform
Jo: "Later on, Mom was trying to get Lois to go shopping with her. But Lois refused to go and wanted to go to her friend's house."

Lois: "I want to go to Josie's house, please!"

Susie: "Not today. We are shopping at the mall to buy a birthday present for your cousin Anna."

Lois: "But I want to go and see Josie! She's got a new in-ground pool!"

Susie: "I said not today! You are to help mommy pick out a gift for your cousin!"

Jo: "And that's when the fireworks went off."

Lois: "I WANNA GO AND SEE JOSIE!"

Susie: "Lois, no!"

Lois (crying): "I WANNA GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!!!! I WANNA GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[Lois throws a tantrum like a 2 year-old]

Susie: "Stop that behavior this instant! We have to get a birthday present for Anna. If you continue this tantrum, you will be going to the Naughty Platform and all of your Monster High dolls will be in toy jail. Got it?"

[Lois ignores Susie and continues throwing her tantrum]

Lois (screeching): "I WANT TO GO AND SEE JOSIE!!!"

Jo: "Firmly tell her to get into the car, otherwise she will lose her Mall Madness board game."

Susie (firmly): "Lois Marie Kiejliches, this is your warning. You need to get in the car right now, otherwise you will lose your Mall Madness board game for three days. Is that clear?"

[Lois runs to her bedroom, comes out of the house by window, and runs to Josie's house]

Lois: "I WILL SEE JOSIE IN NO TIME!"

Susie: "GET OVER HERE OR ALL OF YOUR MONSTER HIGH DOLLS WILL BE SOLD ON eBAY!"

Jo: "I was like, eBay?"

Jo: "How is threatening to sell your child's dolls on eBay supposed to teach her to listen to you and teach her to behave? One of these days, she'll walk all over you."

Susie: "Tell me about it. Let's go, Lois!"

[Susie grabs Lois as she goes to Josie's house]

Lois (screaming): "I WANT JOSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Susie: "Well, it's too late now!"

Jo: "Mom eventually took Lois back to the house, but what came next was absolutely shocking."

[Lois smacks Susie in the face repeatedly]

Susie: "You do not smack me in the face! That is not nice!"

Lois: "GO TO HELL!!"

[Susie tries to get Lois into the car, but Lois squirms and starts kicking and hitting Susie]

Susie (screaming angrily): "LOIS MARIE!!!!"

[Lois is crying and screaming hysterically, while hitting and kicking her mother]

Jo: "Mom was struggling to control Lois, so I decided to step in and give Lois a firm talking to."

[Jo gets very angry with Lois]

Jo: "You are making me unhappy! I really don't appreciate your behavior!"

Lois: (sneering) "I want to see Josie, and you're not taking me to the mall anyway, f***face." (Blows raspberry)

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH!!! YOU ARE FAILING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!"

Lois: "I hate you!"

[Lois ignores Jo's comment and cartwheels the way to Josie's house]

Lois: "I WILL GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE IN NO TIME!"

Susie: "Listen up, if you go to Josie's house, I will sell all of your Monster High dolls on eBay!"

[Lois darts back in the house, locks her bedroom door, packs all her stuff, darts right out of the window, and cartwheels the way to Josie's house]

Lois: "TOO LATE! I WILL GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE AND YOU WON'T SELL MY MONSTER HIGH DOLLS ON eBAY!"

Susie: "I'll sell your Mall Madness game on eBay."

Lois: "I PACKED THAT TOO! I PACKED EVERYTHING I HAVE! AND NOW I'M GOING TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!"

[Lois darts right at Josie's house]

Susie: "Come back here right now!!!"

[Susie grabs hold of Lois and drags her back to the house]

Lois (screaming from the top of her lungs): "I WANNA GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Susie: "Well, you can't. We're going to the mall!"

[Lois screams at the top of her lungs]

Jo: "Lois then started screaming, so I stepped in again."

Jo: (in a firm voice) "Right now, your behavior is absolutely appalling! When your mother asks you to do something, YOU do it! You are not going to Josie's house and that decision is final. You've now lost your Mall Madness game and Monster High Dolls for one week. Now get yourself into that car and do as you're told."

[Lois starts kicking Jo]

Jo: "Stop kicking me right now! Wanda's already in the car."

[Susie and Jo drag Lois into the car]

Lois (crying): "I DON'T WANNA---!!!!"

Susie: "Get in the car, right now!"

Lois: "F*** you, f***ing, f***ing b****!"

Susie: "Stop insulting me!"

[Lois slaps Wanda who is next to her, causing her to begin wailing]

Susie: "Don't slap your sister because you're mad!"

Lois: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"

Jo: "Ignore it, Mom."

[Susie pulls out of the driveway]

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Lois attacks Susie at the mall."

[Lois smacks Susie]

[Lois pushes Susie]

Lois: "IDIOT!!!"

Announcer: "And later...Lois tests Jo's patience."

Jo: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Mayhem at the Mall
Jo: "As soon as we got to the mall, things went from bad to worse."

Susie: "If you don't come with mommy, the cops are going to come and get you."

[Lois steals a Monster High doll from a store]

[Lois hits Susie]

[Lois kicks Jo]

[Lois shoplifts a Monster High Ghoul Spirit Wii game]

[Lois throws CD's and books at Susie]

[Lois runs away from Susie, Wanda and Jo]

[Lois scratches Wanda, making her cry]

Wanda: "Mommy, Lois scratched me!"

[Lois goes into a Toys R Us store]

Wanda: "Mommy, Lois went into that store!"

[Lois steals a Monster High magazine from a store]

Susie: "LOIS MARIE KIEJLICHES!!!! COME BACK HERE AT ONCE!!!"

Jo: "At the food court, Lois wanted Kentucky Fried Chicken, but when Susie told her that they were having Subway, boy, did Lois lose it!"

Susie: "We're having Subway, alright? We can have Kentucky Fried Chicken a different day."

Lois: "I hate Subway! I...HATE...SUBWAY!!!"

Susie: "THAT'S IT! We're leaving!"

Wanda: "Already? But we don't have Anna's present yet."

Susie: "I'm sorry, Wanda, but we have to leave. We can get her a present another time."

Wanda: "Okay."

Lois: "I WANT TO GIVE ANNA A PRESENT!"

Susie: "You chose to misbehave, so we will get it another time."

Lois: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Susie puts Lois' seatbelt on and Lois hits Susie]

Jo: "As soon as we left the mall, Lois kicked up a huge tantrum all the way home."

Lois: "I F***ING HATE YOU!!!!"

[Lois rapidly kicks Susie's seat]

Susie: "Lois, stop! You are distracting me. It is not OK to distract the driver."

Lois: "SHUT UP!!!!"

Jo: "Not only is it not OK, it's also dangerous. If the driver can't see the road, a serious accident could happen."

[Lois constantly swears all the way home. As soon as they get there, Lois runs straight to Josie's house]

Lois: "I WILL GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Susie: "Get back here!"

[Susie tries to grab Lois, but Lois pushes her into the pavement]

[Jo chases after Lois and raises her voice]

Jo: "YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUSH YOUR MOTHER AROUND!!!"

Lois: (screaming and crying at the top of her lungs) "I WANT TO GO AND SEE JOSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: (Furiously) "ENOUGH!!!!!"

Lois: "NO!! YOU MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX!!"

Jo: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Homework Time
Jo: "Later on, Lois was watching Phineas and Ferb on TV. However, Susie asked her to begin her math homework, then Lois kicked up a tantrum."

[Lois is watching Phineas and Ferb  on TV]

Susie: "Lois, turn off the TV. Time to start your math homework."

Lois: "I'm watching Phineas and Ferb at the moment!"

Susie: "You need to complete your homework that is due tomorrow. If you don't finish your homework, then you will be stuck in 1st grade forever. Turn off the television now."

Lois: "Nope!"

Susie: "Do you want to fail in school for not doing your homework?"

Lois: "No!"

Susie: "Then turn off Phineas and Ferb and start your math homework! It's on your fact family worksheet. If you continue this, you are gonna go to the Naughty Platform."

[Lois spits on Susie]

[Jo turns off the TV and puts Lois on the Naughty Platform]

Jo: "Watch this, Susie. You bring her over here and say to her..."

[Susie pays attention]

Jo: (to Lois, in firm voice) "You do not spit at anybody because that behavior is unacceptable, do you understand? Now you stay on this platform."

[Jo and Susie walk away]

[Lois dashes into Susie and Frank's bedroom, locks the door, and watches the Phineas and Ferb episode, "Rollercoaster: The Musical", on TV]

[Susie unlocks the door and enters the room]

Susie: "Turn off Phineas and Ferb. You are not allowed to watch that while you have to stay in time out."

Lois: "GET OUT, YOU UNBEARABLE, FILTHY ANIMAL!"

Susie: "Right, we're turning it off for you."

[Susie picks up the DVD remote and presses stop and eject on the DVD remote, takes the DVD out of the player and automatically turns off both the TV and DVD player]

Jo: "Lois, get OUT of the room and STAY on the Naughty Platform until Mom gets you."

Lois: "I WANNA WATCH PHINEAS AND FERB!!!!!!!!!"

[Jo and Susie take Lois by each of her hands]

Susie: "Come on please."

Lois: "YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME THERE!"

Susie: "Just go to the Naughty Platform this instant. I am not playing this game."

Lois: "NO!"

Jo: "YES!"

Lois: "NO!!!"

[Susie takes Lois by the hand and deposits her on the Naughty Platform]

[Susie puts the Phineas and Ferb DVDs in the toy time out box]

[Lois escapes and throws one of her LaLaLoopsy dolls at Jo]

Jo: "YOU DO NOT THROW TOYS AT ME!"

White Sheets Technique
Jo: "Today I brought in the White Sheets since Frank and Susie never disallowed Lois to touch, use or go. This family has some issues that needs to be addressed."

Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce to you...the White Sheets. This technique is very important and there are issues that need to be addressed because you never disallowed Lois to touch, use or go. When she sees anything marked with a White Sheet, that means it's not touchable; she is not allowed to touch it or use it. Also, when she sees a door that leads to a bedroom with a white sheet, that means she cannot go in there. It means, no go."

Susie: "Lois, when you see the White Sheet, it means, just for you, not touchable. No touch, no use, and no go."

Lois: "F*** off."

[Susie wraps a white sheet around the master bedroom door]

Susie: "Do not say that. These sheets mean you're forbidden from touching and using it."

Lois: "You know what, f*** this! I'm going to Josie's!"

[Lois goes to Josie's house]

Josie: "Hi, Lois!"

Lois vs. The Babysitter
Jo: "Mom and Dad were going out to the mall to do shopping. So they decided to hire a babysitter named Sophia."

Sophia: "Where's the Naughty Platform?"

Frank: "It's in the kitchen."

Susie: "Wanda gets her insulin shot at 3:00pm, The emergency contacts and numbers are posted on the refrigerator, and I've laid out their pajamas. Lois and Wanda's bathtime is between 6:00-6:30pm, story time and sing-a-song starts at 7:00pm, and then it's bedtime at 7:30pm for them."

Frank: "We also have an electronic security system in the house, just to let you know."

Susie: "5:00 is dinner time and we also discourage between-meal snacking an hour between meals, and we have a list of acceptable options right here."

[Susie hands Sophia the list]

Sophia: "Okay, thanks."

Frank: "Don't let them have anything after dinner. By the way, Wanda is allergic to peanuts and shrimp."

Sophia: "Okay, got it."

[Sophia writes notes down in her babysitting notebook]

Susie: "There are board games for the girls to play. Lois likes to play Mall Madness, and Wanda likes to play Candyland."

Frank: "Here's a list of everything else, Sophia."

Sophia: "See you tonight!"

Frank: "Goodbye!"

[Frank, Jo and Susie leave]

3:00

Sophia: "Wanda, come get an insulin shot real quick."

[Sophia gives Wanda her insulin shot]

Sophia: "Good girl. Which sticker would you like?"

[Wanda points to one of the Dora the Explorer stickers]

Wanda: "I want the Dora Princess sticker."

Sophia: "Good choice, Wanda. Do you know why you got a sticker?"

Wanda: "Why?"

Sophia: "Because you were so brave and got an insulin shot without any tantrums."

[Lois frowns]

Sophia: "Lois got really jealous because I was giving her sister attention. She, in return, bit me."

[Lois bites Sophia]

Sophia: "Hey! What's the big idea? What did you do that for?!"

Lois: "You're a b****!!!"

Sophia: "Because you chose to bite me, your Tweevils dolls are going to toy jail!"

[Sophia deposits Lois' Tweevils dolls into the toy time-out box]

Sophia: "You'll get them back if you're good for the rest of the day."

Sophia: "This is why we should go for our realistic best days, rather than theoretical."

5:00

Sophia: "Wash up, girls. It's time for dinner!"

5:15

Sophia: "Okay, what game shall we play?"

Wanda: "Candyland!"

6:00

Sophia: "Girls, it's time for your bath!"

6:30

Sophia: "Okay, girls. Time to get out of the bathtub, dry off and get into your jammies."

Sophia: "Then all of a sudden, Lois just snapped!"

Lois: "I WANNA WATCH RAVEN'S HOME!"

Time to Go to the Dentist
Jo: "Just before midday, Lois wanted to go and see her friends Josie, Kathy and Audra. However, Susie had to take her to the dentist."

Lois: "I hate dentists!"

Susie: "We are going. You can see your friends another day."

Lois: "I WANT JOSIE, KATHY AND AUDRAAAAA!!!!!"

Jo: "Lois, listen to me. You need to go to the dentist to have your teeth checked."

Lois: "SHUT UP, YOU B****!"

Jo: "Stop that behavior right now! I am not in the mood for this nonsense."

[Lois reluctantly goes in to the car]

[At the dentist]

Erica the Dental Receptionist: "May I help you?"

Susie: "Hello, Erica. Lois Kiejliches to see Dr. Christensen please."

Erica the Dental Receptionist: "You go have a seat over there please and we'll let you know when it's her turn."

Susie: "Thank you."

[Craig the Dental Nurse walks to the waiting room with his clipboard in his left arm and the pen on his right hand]

Craig the Dental Nurse: "Lois Kiejliches please!"

[Susie takes Lois by her hand and brings her in to Dr. Chad Christensen's room led by Craig the Dental Nurse]

Dr. Chad Christensen: "Hello, how are we today, Lois. Can we have a look at your beautiful smile?"

[Susie places Lois on the dentist chair and sits on a white stool behind it]

Dr. Chad Christensen: "All right, Lois, let's have a look at those lovely teeth of yours."

[Craig the Dental Nurse fastens a bib on Lois and puts a pair of dark glasses on her]

Craig the Dental Nurse: "These glasses will keep the bright light and the splashes from going into your eyes."

[Dr. Chad Christensen and Craig the Dental Nurse put on their masks and gloves]

[Dr. Chad Christensen prepares the examination]

Dr. Chad Christensen: "Okay, Craig, get ready."

[Dr. Chad Christensen uses a mouth mirror and a dental explorer to examine and count Lois' teeth and Craig the Dental Nurse takes some notes]

20 minutes later

Susie: "Any results?"

Dr. Chad Christensen: "It seems Lois has at least two or three cavities. Bring her back next week so we can fill those holes."

[Craig the Dental Nurse hands Susie the 'Your Next Appointment' card]

Susie: "Thank you very much."

Craig the Dental Nurse: "You're welcome."

Jo Goes Away for a While
Susie: "Do you have any advice if Lois ruins Anna's birthday?"

Jo: "If Lois ruins Anna's birthday, tell her she has to write an essay explaining what she did at the party and an apology letter to Anna and her mother."

Susie: "Great."

Jo: "If she doesn't write an essay, she will either lose any of the toys, be sent to the Naughty Platform or be sent to bed early."

Susie: "All right."

Frank: "Also, she will lose her TV privileges for a week and she'll be forbidden from playing with her friends until further notice. And she'll be grounded for a week, too."

Terri's Telephone Call to Susie
[Phone rings]

Susie: "Hello, the Kiejliches Residence, this is Susie speaking."

Terri: "How is my dear sister doing?"

Susie: "I'm doing fine, thank you."

Terri: "I'm just here to remind you about Anna's Birthday Party."

Susie: "What theme is she having this year?"

Terri: "She will be having a Barbie-themed birthday party this year."

Susie: "We've got her a present at the mall and the permission slip of your invitation has been sent."

Terri: "Terrific, your permission slip is still in my office, I'll see you then."

Getting Ready
Susie: "Later on, Frank and I were trying to get Lois ready to go to Anna's birthday party but she refused and she still wanted to go see Josie and her new in-ground pool, which she has never been to before."

Frank: "Come on everybody! We only have nine hours to get ready!"

Susie: "I've already left your clothes on your beds for Anna's birthday party."

Lois: "DADDY, I'M NOT GOING TO ANNA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! FORGET IT! I WANT TO GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!

Frank: "Hurry up and get dressed, young lady! It's nearly time to go!"

[Wanda comes out in a pretty pink headband with a bow and a pretty pink party dress]

Susie: "Very lovely, Wanda."

Wanda: "Thank you, Mommy."

Susie: "Okay Wanda, it's time to get your insulin shot for Anna's birthday party."

Wanda: "Okay, Mommy."

[Susie gives Wanda an insulin shot]

Susie: "Well done, Wanda. Now what sticker would you like for that?"

[Wanda points to one of the Disney Princess stickers]

Wanda: "I want a Snow White sticker."

Susie: "Where's Lois?"

Frank: "Lois? Are you in here?"

[No answer]

Frank: "Are you in your dress yet?"

Lois: "I haven't ever been in Josie's in-ground pool before!"

Frank: "You will, eventually. But right now, we gotta get ready for the party."

Susie: "Frank, she has 15 minutes til it's time to go in the car!"

Lois: "I'M READY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"

[Lois comes out in a lovely yellow headband with a bow and a lovely yellow party dress]

Susie: "Now let's get your coats on! Frank, do you have Anna's present?"

Frank: "Yes I do. Now we can head off."

Lois: "Can I see Josie please?"

Susie: "No, Lois. We are going to Anna's birthday party and that's final! Now, get in the car! You'll see Josie another day."

[Lois screams at the top of her lungs and repeatedly smacks and slaps Susie across her face]

Frank: "LOIS!!!!"

Lois: "YES?!"

Frank: "STOP THIS NONSENSE AND GET IN THE CAR!!!"

Jo: "Give her a warning, Frank! Give her a warning!"

Frank: "HEY! This is a warning! If you continue being defiant, then you will be sent to time out!"

[Lois cries and stamps her feet]

Lois: "BUT I STILL WANT TO GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!!!!"

Frank: "No, we're going to your cousin's birthday party and that decision is final! Now will you please get in to the car?"

[Lois kicks Frank's leg]

[Lois gets into the car, sulking]

Frank: "Let's get your seat belt on you, missy."

[Frank puts a seat belt on Lois]

Lois: "Suck my tit."

Anna's Birthday Party
Frank: "Here we are!"

[Lois decides to run to Josie's house]

Susie: "No, Lois, this way."

[Lois sulks]

Susie: "If you continue to carry on like this, then I'm taking away your Mall Madness game for two weeks and putting you in time out once we get home!"

[Lois takes off her clothes and jumps into the pool]

Terri: (calling from the front door) "Anna, they're here!"

[Cousin Anna comes out, wearing a pretty light purple party dress with ribbons and curls]

Wanda: "Happy Birthday, Cousin Anna!"

Anna: "Thank you."

Susie: "Where's Lois?"

[Lois emerges her head from the pool]

Terri: "Now, Lois, it's not a swimming pool party, so we will not be swimming."

Wanda: "Mommy, Daddy, I found Lois' yellow dress and shoes and coat. I also found her underwear and her tights."

Terri: "Susie! Frank! Lois refused to get out of the swimming pool."

Lois: "What kind of birthday party is it then?"

Susie: "LOIS MARIE KIEJLICHES!!!! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! GET OUT OF THE POOL NOW!!!!!"

[Lois comes out of the pool, naked]

[Terri gives Frank some towels and Frank dries Lois up and puts all her party clothes back on her]

[Lois laughs]

Frank: "It's not funny."

Susie: "Oh, Terri. I'm really sorry about this. You see, Lois had been kicked out of 4 schools over the last year. Frank, could you keep an eye on her?"

Frank: "Sure."

Terri: "Don't worry Susie. But could you help me with the refreshments?"

[Anna's party guests arrive]

Terri: "Look, Anna, it's all your friends at school."

Terri: "Look, Anna, your teacher's here."

[Lois replaces the candles on the birthday cake with trick birthday candles that re-light by themselves, without anybody looking]

Anna's teacher: "Happy birthday, Anna!"

[Anna's father hires a caterer, the pony ride and the petting zoo]

[30 minutes later, the caterer, the pony ride and the petting zoo arrive]

[Terri rents a Birthday Cupcake and the moon bouncer]

[10 minutes later, the moon bouncer arrives]

[Anna's father books a magician, a popcorn machine, a clown and the cotton candy machine]

[8 minutes later, a magician, the cotton candy machine, the clown, and the popcorn machine arrive]

Susie: "Come on girls!"

Frank: "We're going to sing Happy Birthday to Anna."

Terri: "Blow out the candles!"

[Anna blows out the candles, but the candles re-light on their own]

Anna: "Huh?"

[Anna blows the candles out again, and the candles re-light up]

Anna: "Mama, how did that happen?"

[Lois smashes the chocolate birthday cake in Susie's face]

[Terri brings over some lemon cupcakes and the lemonade]

[Frank brings out the eclairs]

Guest's mother: "Don't worry, Terri, I'll order a new chocolate birthday cake and some real birthday candles right now."

Terri: "Oh thank you!"

[Lois gobbles up all the cupcakes]

[Lois burps, and we see lemon frosting smeared all over her face]

[Lois douse punches the clown and the magician]

[Lois tips over the cotton candy and popcorn machines]

[Lois deflates the moon bouncer with a nail and popping it]

[Lois destroys the petting zoo and frees the animals]

[Lois takes off her tights and underwear and then pees on the pavement]

Anna: "Mama!"

[Terri's husband decorates the yard with balloons]

[Lois hits the ponies]

[The ponies neigh in fright]

[Lois dumps opens a box filled with red ants]

Terri: "Save the lemonade and the cake pops!"

[Anna opens her present to reveal a Sonic plushie]

Anna: "Oh, he's so cute!"

[Anna hugs the Sonic plush toy]

[Guests start screaming]

Guest 1: "Red ants!"

[Anna ]

Anna: " "

Susie: "WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!"

Wanda: "Already?"

Susie: "I'm sorry Wanda, but your ungrateful sister has ruined this party!!!"

Frank: "Let's say goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving!!!"

Lois: "Goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving."

Susie: "No, Lois, just say goodbye."

Lois: "Goodbye."

Susie: "Come on, Lois."

[Susie takes Lois by her hand and drags her straight to the car]

[Anna's father throws the trick candles in the bin and waves goodbye to Susie, Frank, Wanda and Lois]

Terri: "Goodbye "

Anna's teacher: "I found the real candles! When the new cake arrives, we'll all sing Happy Birthday to Anna again."

Frank: "Sorry, but you'll have to do that without us. Goodbye everyone!"

Later....

Susie: "Lois, this is absolutely the last birthday party your father and I will ever take you to until you can behave properly."

Frank: "The next time we go to a birthday party, you will be looked after by Sophia, young lady! And you WILL have to write a 100-word essay about what you did at the party and an apology letter to Anna and her mommy!"

Lois: "I WILL STILL GO AND SEE JOSIE!!!!"

Frank: "You will never see Josie or any of your friends ever again and you will go to bed early if you continue this behavior!"

[Lois reluctantly grabs a pencil and begins writing an apology letter to Anna and Terri under Frank's supervision]

Lois: *writes* Dear Aunt Terri and Cousin Anna, I'M NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I DID! I'M MOVING IN WITH JOSIE!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU OR YOUR STUPID SMELLY HOUSE!!!

[Lois then writes an essay under Frank's supervision]

[Frank checks Lois' essay and the apology letter]

Frank: "It was not fair to your sister or anybody that we had to leave. You've inconvenienced everyone. We're very disappointed with you, Lois!"

Lois: "DON'T CARE! YOU'RE POO-POO!"

[Lois runs out of the room and kicks Susie]

Susie: "Lois, cut it out!"

[Lois hits Susie]

Susie: "That does it! You are going to the Naughty Platform RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Susie sends Lois to the Naughty Platform]

Susie: "Your behavior is really upsetting me. You do NOT ruin other people's birthdays and you DON'T hurt people! You are here for 6 minutes and I'm taking away your Mall Madness game for two whole weeks! Thanks to you, Anna could have ended up in casualty!"

Lois: "F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You're grounded for a week! And your TV privileges are also gone for two weeks and absolutely no friends until further notice!"

[Lois runs upstairs to her bedroom, locks the door, grabs her suitcase and overnight bag, throws in her things and runs away to Josie's house]

[Frank's anger explodes as he and Susie chase her extremely fast]

Frank: "LOIS! YOU GET BACK IN TO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Lois: "SHUT THE F*** UP, YOU SON OF A B****!!!!"

Susie: "You do NOT talk to your father that way!! "

Lois: "GET THE F*** AWAY OR I WILL KILL YOU!!"

Frank: "RIGHT, THAT DOES IT!! YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR BED RIGHT NOW MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Frank carries Lois into the house and Lois hits Frank repeatedly, and she also hits Susie, who is carrying Lois' overnight bag and suitcase]

[Susie is unpacking Lois's bag and suitcase]

DVD Meeting
Jo: "When I came back I got to show them the footage."

Jo: "Okay, are you ready to take a look?"

Susie & Frank: "Yeah, we're ready!"

Jo: "Let's take a look of the first clip!"

[Jo plays the first clip]

Susie: Lois, I want you to eat your mashed potatoes and your steak!

Lois: I hate mashed potatoes and steak! They taste like s***!

Susie: Lois, you do not swear during lunchtime! If you do that again, you're going to the Naughty Platform!

Lois: "Shut the f*** up!"

Susie: That's it! Go to the Naughty Platform for 6 minutes until I come back and get you!

Susie: (walks away)

Lois: (she stays put for 6 minutes)

Susie: Your 6 minutes is over! You got a timeout because you did not listen to me! And I want a apology!

Lois: Sorry!

Susie: Okay Lois, you can get up now!

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: Lois was in timeout right!

Susie: Yes!

Jo: Let's move on to the second clip!

[Jo plays the DVD]

Susie: Lois, we really need to talk!

Lois: Oh my god, leave me alone!

Susie: Lois, do not talk to me like that!

Lois: (crying) Seriously, Just leave me the hell alone!

Susie: Lois, stop with that behavior right now please! If you continue this tantrum, you will go to the Naughty Platform for 6 minutes!

Lois: (crying) Go f*** yourself!

Susie: That's it! Go to the Naughty Platform for 6 minutes!

Susie: (drags her downstairs to the Naughty Platform)

Susie: Stay there!

Lois: (escapes from the Naughty Platform and goes to Wanda's room)

Susie: No Lois, you're not allowed in her room!

Lois: Get lost you big b****!

Susie: (Ignores that comment)

Susie: (Angrily) 200 minutes!

Lois: I'd rather sit here until I die!

Susie: (walks away)

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: 200 minutes, that is so ludicrous!

[Jo plays the next clip]

Frank: "Lois? Are you in here?"

[No answer]

Frank: "Are you in your dress yet?"

Lois: "I haven't ever been in Josie's in-ground pool before!"

Susie: "Frank, she has 15 minutes til it's time to go in the car!"

Lois: "I'M READY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"

[Lois comes out in a lovely yellow headband with a bow and lovely yellow party dress]

[cut to:]

Lois: "Can I see Josie please?"

Susie: "No Lois. We are going to Anna's birthday party and that's final! Now, get in the car! You'll see Josie another day."

[Lois screams at the top of her lungs and repeatedly smacks and slaps Susie across her face]

Frank: "LOIS!!!!"

Lois: "YES?!"

Frank: "STOP THIS NONSENSE AND GET IN THE CAR!!!"

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: " "

[Jo plays the next clip]

Frank: "HEY! This is a warning! If you continue being defiant, then you will be sent to time out!"

[Lois cries and stamps her feet]

Lois: "BUT I STILL WANT TO GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!!!!"

Frank: "No, we're going to your cousin's birthday party and that decision is final! Now will you please get in to the car?"

[Lois kicks Frank's leg]

[Lois gets into the car, sulking]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: " "

Frank: " "

Jo: " "

[Jo plays the next clip]

Susie: ""LOIS MARIE KIEJLICHES!!!! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! GET OUT OF THE POOL NOW!!!!!"

[Lois comes out of the pool, naked]

[Terri gives Frank some towels and Frank dries Lois up and puts all her party clothes back on her]

[Lois laughs]

Frank: "It's not funny."

Susie: "Oh, Terri. I'm really sorry about this. You see, Lois had been kicked out of 4 schools over the last year. Frank, could you keep an eye on her?"

Frank: "Sure."

Terri: "Don't worry Susie. But could you help me with the refreshments?"

[cut to:]

[Guests start screaming]

Guest 1: "Red ants!"

[Anna ]

Anna: " "

Susie: "WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!"

Wanda: "Already?"

Susie: "I'm sorry Wanda, but your ungrateful sister has ruined this party!!!"

Frank: "Let's say goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving!!!"

Lois: "Goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving."

Susie: "No, Lois, just say goodbye."

Lois: "Goodbye."

Susie: "Come on, Lois."

[Susie takes Lois by her hand and drags her straight to the car]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Let's stop here for a moment."

Susie: " "

Frank: " "

Jo: " "

[Jo plays the next clip]

Susie: "Lois, this is absolutely the last birthday party your father and I will ever take you to until you can behave properly."

Frank: "The next time we go to a birthday party, you will be looked after by Sophia, young lady! And you WILL have to write a 100-word essay about what you did at the party and an apology letter to Anna and her mommy!"

Lois: "I WILL STILL GO AND SEE JOSIE!!!!"

Frank: "You will never see Josie or any of your friends ever again and you will go to bed early if you continue this behavior!"

[cut to:]

[Frank checks Lois' essay and the apology letter]

Frank: "It was not fair to your sister or anybody that we had to leave. You've inconvenienced everyone. We're very disappointed with you, Lois!"

Lois: "DON'T CARE! YOU'RE POO-POO!"

[Lois runs out of the room and kicks Susie]

Susie: "Lois, cut it out!"

[Lois hits Susie]

Susie: "That does it! You are going to the Naughty Platform RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Susie sends Lois to the Naughty Platform]

Susie: "Your behavior is really upsetting me. You do NOT ruin other people's birthdays and you DON'T hurt people! You are here for 6 minutes and I'm taking away your Mall Madness game for two whole weeks! Thanks to you, Anna could have ended up in casualty!"

Lois: "F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You're grounded for a week! And your TV privileges are also gone for two weeks and absolutely no friends until further notice!"

[Lois runs upstairs to her bedroom, locks the door, grabs her suitcase and overnight bag, throws in her things and runs away to Josie's house]

[Frank's anger explodes as he and Susie chase her extremely fast]

Frank: "LOIS! YOU GET BACK IN TO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Lois: "SHUT THE F*** UP, YOU SON OF A B****!!!!"

Susie: "You do NOT talk to your father that way!! "

Lois: "GET THE F*** AWAY OR I WILL KILL YOU!"

Frank: "RIGHT THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR BED RIGHT NOW MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: " "

Frank: " "

Jo: "Are we ready to get some work done?"

Frank & Susie: "Yes!"

Jo: "All right! Let's go then!"

Time to Go to the Dentist Again
Susie: "Come on Lois, it's time to get your cavities filled!"

Lois: "Okay mommy, I'm coming mommy!"

[Lois gets into the car without an angry word or argument]

[At the dentist]

Erica: "Good morning, Susie, may I help you?"

Susie: "Hello Erica, Lois Kiejliches is here to have her cavities filled by Dr. Christensen please."

Erica the Dental Receptionist: "All right, have her wait in the waiting room until they call her and have a seat please."

Susie: "Thank you."

[Susie takes Lois by her hand and brings her to the waiting room]

[Lois plays with toys in the waiting room]

[Craig the Dental Nurse arrives at the waiting room with his clipboard and a pen]

Craig the Dental Nurse: "Lois Kiejliches, please!"

[Susie gets up and takes Lois by her hand and brings her straight in to Dr. Chad Christensen's room led by Craig the Dental Nurse]

Craig the Dental Nurse: "He'll be right with you shortly. So how are you today, Lois?"

Lois: "Fine."

Susie: "Lois, I am very proud that you got into the car without an argument today so far. Very good."

Lois rewrites an apology letter to Aunt Terri and Cousin Anna
Lois (writing): “Dear Aunt Terri and Anna, I’m so so so so sorry for ruining the birthday party. next time I see you, I promise I’ll be good. Love, Lois.”

Bye Bye Jo-Jo
Jo: “Lois, Jo-Jo’s going home now, so I want you to be a good girl for Mommy and Daddy, okay?

[Jo and Lois hug]

Lois: “I drew you a picture to show that I’m sorry.”

[She shows Jo the picture]

Jo: “Good girl.”

Family Update
[We see Lois going with Josie, Kathy, Mandy, Mimi and Audra in Josie's new in-ground swimming pool for the first time]