Simpson Family 2013 Christmas

Transcript
Barbara: Look what arrived from the North Pole! It is a very special scout elf, isn't she cute? And she comes with her own little book, "The Elf on the Shelf". She is Santa's special assistant who will be keeping an eye on you, children.

The Christmas Play
[Lester is dressed as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story Musical and Eliza is dressed as an Esemble girl]

Christmas Eve
[Bing Crosby's "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" is playing on a radio in the background]

Christmas Day
[The Simpson family is spending the holidays at a ski resort in Denver, Colorado, along with their grandfather, Ernest Q. Simpson]

[The kids look into their Christmas stockings]

Eliza: "Oh, look! I got candy canes, a new iPod, a gift card to iTunes, some pencils, a Pudsey bear, and a sketchbook..."

Maybel: (coos)

Lester: "Aw, fuck. Coal in my fucking stocking again..."

[Eliza opens up all her presents]

Eliza: "Cool, I got a pair of binoculars, a new bike, DIY slime kit, a Blur: Greatest Hits CD, a telescope..."

[Lester finds a note that reads "Lester, your behavior this year was unacceptable. You did tons of fighting, cussed a lot, arguing, complaining and terrorized your sister Eliza. You also ruined some special occasions. If you want to get presents, you need to good. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Lester: "Santa's stupid and I only have ADHD!"

[Max, Ernest and Barbara wake up]

Ernest: "Merry Christmas, everyone!"

Barbara: "Good morning, kids."

Max: "Good morning."

Barbara: "Who wants breakfast?"

Christmas Breakfast
[on the table we see a pumpkin coffee cake, lemon bread, buttermilk pancakes, Canadian-style bacon, coffee Creme sticks, ham summer sausage, Colombian supreme coffee, blueberry-flavored syrup, apple-cinnamon pancakes, banana nut bread, apple date bread, maple ham links, sharp Vermont cheddar, pepper-seasoned bacon, hickory-smoked bacon, raspberries, blackberries and blueberries]

[Eliza is feeding Maybelle]

???: Merry Christmas!

(eliza and Lester turn around to see grandma Michaela, who has come back to be with her family)

Eliza/Lester: Grandma Michaela!!! It's you!!!

(they run over and start hugging her)

Lester: Where have you been?