Adventures of Babysitting

This is a fan fiction created by Japanlover86, it focuses on Dietrich's relations with humans

Summary: What happens when Josef Fech, and his wife Louise Fech, let a Ghost WWII-era sniper, babysit their 7-year old daughter Eva?

Chapter 1
A young German girl saw the ghost of the young male sniper, he wore a helmet and a uniform, he had a stab wound in the neck.

"Okay, Süße, das ist Dietrich, ich und deine Mutter darauf aus sind, eine nur für Erwachsene Konvention (Okay sweetie, this is Dietrich, me and your mom are going out to an Adult only convention)" said Josef, the girl's father

"Dietrich? (Dietrich?)" Said Eva

Dietrich was putting his rifle in Josef's room as Josef and his wife Louise left the room, then came back down

"Warum ich? (Why me?)" Dietrich said, he was used to Alois, but not used to taking care of other kids

"Wollen Sie etwas Süßigkeit? (Want some candy?)" Eva said sweetly

"Nein, ich bin Laktose-Intoleranz (No, I'm lactose intolerant) Dietrich said

She never knew what it meant until he told her

"Bitte? (Please?)" Eva said

"Nein, Kind (No, child)" Dietrich said "Ich werde Sie über Laktose-Intoleranz sagen, okay, Laktose-Intoleranz, ist, wo Sie eine Allergie gegen Laktose, die in der Milch ist, bedeutet dies, kann ich nicht haben Süßigkeiten, Milchprodukte, Sojamilch trank ich stattdessen meine Symptome sind Erbrechen, Magenkrämpfe und Ohnmacht (I'll tell you about lactose intolerant, okay, lactose intolerant, is where you have an allergy to lactose, which is in milk, this means, I cannot have sweets, dairy products, I drank soya milk instead, my symptoms are vomiting, stomach cramps, and fainting)

"So kann man nicht haben Süßigkeiten?" (So you can't have sweets?) Eva said