Iconic-Todaro Family New Year's Eve 2031

Before Giuseppe's form of discipline
[Samantha, Rico, and their friends are playing "Pass The Tanuki".]

Cut to:

[Samantha, Rico, and their friends are playing "Catch The Kirby".]

Cut to:

[Giuseppe looks after Samantha, Rico, and their friends]

Nicole: "Giuseppe gave them a harsh punishment."

Cut to:

[Corey types into Giuseppe's Instagram Account, and types in "im a stinky poopo hed. only i can watch tv i love to givpeple hot sauce cold water hit them and i even put them in the attic.i hate my family too!"]

[Corey goes outside to get into alcoholic drinks]

Nicole: "And Corey got into alcoholic drinks."

Corey: "Noo...yeerz...eeev.....iz....fur...loozerz......." (Translated: "New Year's Eve is for losers!")

Cut to:

Giuseppe: "Why did you play 'Pass The Tanuki'?"

Samantha: "Because I made up this game....since a campout..."

Stacie: "Why did you play 'Catch The Kirby'?"

Samantha: "Because we....wanted to..."

Giovanni: "Is there anything you like besides your friends, toys, family, and television?"

Samantha: "Those things are....the only things I like..."

Giovanni: "Television is for adults. Toys are for babies. Guess what? You ARE a punished baby. I MEAN IT! YOU'RE in big TROUBLE. YOU KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT!!! You are going to get it!"

[Samantha spits on Giovanni's face]

[Rico goes into a bedroom and locks the door]

Samantha: "Eat my skirt, Giovanni!"

Stacie: "Oh, Giuseppe. Do you know what Samantha, Rico, Corey and their little friends did? They were saying very bad words, breaking your favorite CD's into pieces,

Giuseppe's form of discipline
Nicole: "Giuseppe used various abusive discipline techniques to punish the kids."

Spankings
[Rico and the other children retreat into the bedroom and lock the door before they hide under the bed]

Giuseppe: "It's locked tight. It won't open."

Tobasco Sauce
[Giuseppe force-feeds Rico tobasco sauce]

Cold Water
Stacie: "What is the consequence for doing such things?"

Giovanni: "I know, right! Give them a cold shower!"

Giuseppe: "We're giving them a cold shower! Guess what? You ARE in big trouble."

Stacie: "You each got spankings, and tobasco sauce, and now you're getting cold showers, and then you're getting banished to the attic. Get undressed right now, you naughty children."

Rico: "Why won't you leave me alone, Stacie!"

Stacie: "What did you say, you disgusting little brute?"

Rico: "I said 'Why won't you leave me alone!'"

[Rico's friends and Rico himself run away]

Paula: "STOP IT! THE CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY!"

[Rico, Samantha and their friends retreat to Rico's bedroom and lock the door]

Attic
[Giuseppe banishes Rico to the attic]

Giuseppe: "STAY IN THIS (bleep)ING ATTIC! NEVER COME OUT! NO MEALS!"

[Rico spits on Giuseppe's face]

[Rico is now starving, and weak from hunger]

[Rico is also forced to eat his own feces and drink his own urine]

Meanwhile...

[Samantha at home checks out her computer, looking rather pleased for some reason]

Samantha: "Giuseppe has become the new internet meme...revenge is best served on the internet..."

A few days later
[A large group of people start pointing and laughing at Giuseppe and his siblings]

Man #1: "Look, it's the guy who says TV is for adults!"

Man #2: "He's the new internet meme!"

[a crowd of people start mocking Giuseppe]

Paula: "Sadly, Giuseppe, revenge is best served on the internet, and you deserved it, you are believing propaganda and it's your own family's propaganda!"

Man #3: "That guy is a complete nut Job!"

cut to:

[Giuseppe is at work when he hears laughing]

[Giuseppe notices his co-workers laughing while watching something on the Internet]

[Giuseppe's co-workers soon start pointing at him, laughing at him and mocking him]

Giuseppe: "What the heck is going on?"