Levine Family 2032 Halloween

Getting ready for Halloween
Santino: "Ready for Halloween!"

Mitchell and Mirinda (off-screen): "We are totally ready!"

[Herman wears a Yellow M&M costume]

[Mitchell wears a Red M&M costume]

[Mirinda wears an Evil Queen costume]

[Kyle wears an Orange M&M costume]

[Hayleigh wears a Cinderella costume]

[Lauren wears a Merida costume]

[Luther wears a US Navy Seal costume]

[Gabby wears an Aurora costume]

[Joshua wears a Scarecrow costume]

[Victoria wears a Frankie Stein costume]

[Miguel wears an astronaunt costume]

Victoria: "How do I look? I look beautiful!"

Santino: "Beautiful indeed."

Hayleigh: "What about me? I look like a beautiful woman when I turn into an adult!"

Santino: "You are cute!"

Trick-or-treating
[Hayleigh and Lauren flip off the trick-or-treaters who are in their ghost costumes]

Hayleigh: "I hate bedsheet ghosts!"

Lauren: "Me too! You two are offensive to ghost stereotypes!"

Gabby: "Yeah! You look like you're wearing cheap ghost costumes this year!"

Esther: "Hey, stop insulting the trick-or-treaters!"

[Luther kicks a trick-or-treater in a bedsheet ghost costume]

Esther: "That's not nice, Luther."

[Kyle, Hayleigh, Lauren, Luther, Gabby and Victoria throws rocks at a doorbell]

Santino: "No! That's illegal to throw rocks at doorbells."

Kyle: "HEY SHUT UP!"

Lauren: "SUCK MY (bleep)!"

Mitchell: "SHUT THE F**** UP!"

Mirinda: "Do not yell."

Esther: "Watch your mouth."

[The neighbor comes]

Joshua and Miguel: "Trick or treat!"

Kyle: "TRICK OR (bleep)!"

Hayleigh and Lauren: "TRICK OR (bleep) YOU ALL!"

Luther, Gabby and Victoria: "TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL OUR FEETS! GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT, (bleep)FACES!"

Esther: "That's not nice to say that. Don't make me and your father have to wash your mouths out with soap."

Hayleigh: "HEY! SHUT UP!"

Santino: "That is it. I had enough."

Neighbor: "Want candy?"

Joshua: "Yay!"

Miguel: "I love candy!"

[Luther throws a trick-or-treat pail at the neighbor]

Esther: "What are you doing?! You don't trick after you've been given a treat!"

The haunted maze
Kyle: "I FORCE ALL OF YOU (bleep)FACES TO THE HAUNTED MAZE, (bleep)S!"

Hayleigh: "HAUNTED MAZES ARE SCARY!"

[Kyle makes Hayleigh cry]

Joshua: "I don't like the haunted maze!"

Luther: "GO (bleep) YOURSELF! ALL OF YOU!"

[Joshua, Miguel and the other kids are in a haunted maze]

Joshua: "Where are we?"

Lauren: "I don't know."

[Kyle and Luther flip off of the other kids]

Miguel: "KYLE! LUTHER! Stop flipping us off!"

[The kids see a spooky bedsheet ghost running around]

Ghost: "BOO!"

[Hayleigh, Lauren and the other kids scream]

[Lauren kicks the ghost]

[Hayleigh punches the ghost]

[Gabby bites on the ghost]

[Victoria chokes on the ghost]

[Herman takes off the sheet]

When they got home
Esther: "Okay. I got some Halloween movies we could watch. Which one do we want to watch?

[Luther presents a 70's film called Halloween]

Esther: "Let's pick something different. You don't want to watch that; that one is too scary."

[Esther puts the Halloween film away in the cabinet along with the inappropriate films]

[Hayleigh presents a film called Poltergeist (1982)]

[Mitchell presents a film called The Haunted Mansion]

[Miguel chooses a film called Monster House]

[Kyle chooses a film called Casper]

[Mirinda chooses a film called Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost]

[Joshua presents a film called Hotel Transylvania]

[Gabby chooses a film called Corpse Bride]

[Victoria chooses a film called Monster High: Freaky Fusion]

[Herman chooses a film called The Nightmare Before Christmas]

[Lauren chooses a film called Hocus Pocus]

[Luther picks a different film; this time it's Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island]