Hans and Alda watch the BME Pain Olympics

Transcript
Nicole: "A classmate of Hans, named Eric, decided to make the 1st graders, and his class, including Hans and Alda, watch the most disturbing video known to man, the BME Pain Olympics video."

Eric: "Hey guys!"

Hans: "Vhat?"

Eric: "I found this funny video on a website! wanna see?!"

Alda: "I hope it's not 2 Girls 1 Cup, AKA the grossest video in the world."

[Alda shrugs]

cut to:

[Eric plays the video, while the 7th graders and 1st graders watch]

Angelo: "What is this?"

Hans: "OH MEIN GOTT! WHAT IS HE DOING?! ALDA COVER YOUR EYES!"

[Alda shuts her eyes]

Nicole: "Hans' girlfriend, Monika, started screaming."

[Eric is seen laughing on the ground]

Monika: "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Sheena: "Holy-"

[The 1st graders start crying while the 7th graders cover their eyes]

Hans: "VHAT THE F***?!"

1st graders: "NOT THE PAIN! IT'S A TORTURE! MAKE IT END! PLEASE MAKE IT END!"

Eric: "You must meet your doom no matter what!"

Aftermath
Hans: "Vhat, the, f***, did, I, just....vatch?"

Monika: "I'm going to tell, holy s***!"

Hans: "I don't think I vant to be nude anymore."

Eric gets in trouble
[Eric is in the principal's office with his parents and his teacher]

Principal: "From this day on, Eric will no longer be attending this school. He will be expelled."

Eric: "Oh snap! Please give me another chance! I'll be extra good if you let me back in!"

Principal: Why should I let you back in? Especially after you made 1st graders watch a man... god! Even just thinking about it makes me wanna puke nonstop! Now get out of my office!

Eric's parents get tough
[Eric's parents Misha and Pete lash out at Eric]

Misha: "ERIC ARNOLD WILKINSBERG! HOW DARE YOU MAKE KIDS WATCH THE BME PAIN OLYMPICS!!! THAT VIDEO IS EXTREMELY GRUESOME!!!"

Pete: "YOU ARE GOING TO THE SUPER EXTREME NAUGHTY PIT!!! GO THERE RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Eric runs to the Super Extreme Naughty Pit]

Eric: (crying) I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to do it...

Misha: YES YOU DID!!! AFTER THE SUPER EXTREME NAUGHTY PIT!!! YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO BED!!!

Pete: THIS ALSO MEANS YOU'RE GROUNDED!!! NOW STAY THERE!!!

[Eric cries in the Super Extreme Naughty Pit]

At home
[Hans is sitting on the floor, with his head buried into his legs]

Alda: "What's wrong, fratello?"