Disgusting Inspection

Chapter 1
"Hinomaru! I wanna do an inspection tomorrow!" Dick said.

"Go away." Hinomaru said.

"NO, WE WILL NOT GO AWAY!" Sheena screamed, using the megaphone.

”Hey, pass me that megaphone....” Hinomaru said to Rev, who handed him a megaphone.

”GET THE EVERLOVING FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING STALKER! YOU CAN’T LEAVE FUCKING KIDS ALONE! I HONESTLY THINK YOU’RE A PREDATOR BECAUSE YOU KEEP STALKING PEOPLE AND THEIR POKÉMON! NOT EVEN THE TEAM LEADERS WOULD LOVE YOU! NOT EVEN A 200-POKÉDOLLAR PLASMA WHORE WOULD WANT TO DO YOU! YOU BRING THESE INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLES TO COME AND HARASS ME AND MY FAMILY! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU DAMN ATTENTION WHORE WHO IS SO SELF-ENTITLED THAT HE THINKS HE’S ENTITLED TO STALK PEOPLE!” Hinomaru yelled into the megaphone, “I WOULD TAKE YOU MORE SERIOUSLY IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A SELF-ENTITLED NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE!”

"You can't blame others, Hinomaru!" Dick said.

"DON'T YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE INNOCENT! WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE SMART LIKE ME?!" Hinomaru shouted.

"Definitely everybody. I am innocent. You're not." Dick said.

"" Hinomaru shouted.

” In ither wurds, fuck aff.” Rev said.

"Young men, you will speak to the CEOs in a respectful tone." Cullodena's husband said.

"CEOs? What do you mean CEOs, not CEO without the S?" Hinomaru said.

"Sheena Tarbet is co-CEO of Disgusting." Cullodena's husband said.

"I promoted Sheena to CEO, so we are now co-CEOs." Dick said. "Cullodena wasn't as good at the test as Sheena was, but she still works for us." Dick begins to laugh. "Her husband was even reluctant to not get a divorce!"

"It's not funny!" Cullodena said.

"And who is that with Sheena?" Hinomaru asked.

"I am Tommaso Todaro." He said. "One of Giuseppe Todaro's uncles."

Reicheru gasps.

"I am definitely not letting some uncle of Twitseppe in my house!" Reicheru said.

"Yeah, you will. You don't have a CHOICE!!!" Dick said.

Chapter 2: Their Way Of Inspection
"Claydol! Move it! Use Teleport to send us to Reicheru's house!" Dick said.

The gang is teleported there.

"Look at all these toys! Toys are for babies!" Tommaso said.

"Look there! Look!" Dick said. "Not normal!"

Everyone soon gets paralyzed into the place.

”Who the fuck are you to talk down to anyone.....GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRAINER’S HOUSE!” Hinomaru yelled, “HALF OF THESE TOYS ARE MY FUCKING DAUGHTER’S!”

"Your daughter's?" Dick said. "I'll dig a hole up, and put your daughter inside the hole!"

"If I was your father, all of these toys would be going in the garbage." Brent said.

"Manners, you have no manners! We've been taught manners and behavior since we were fucking little! If Claydol hatched an egg, the Baltoy that comes out of it, even as a baby, would have more manners and better behavior than you!" Dick shouted. "Disgusting!"

Chapter 3: Inspection Failure
"We're gonna inspect your house every two days!" Dick said.

"No, you're not-" Reicheru said, while Sheena said "Not another word."

"Not another word. You clean up your act, that's it. No video games, no TV, no Japanese plushes, nothing like that!" Sheena said.

"TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! TV IS FOR ADULTS!" Tommaso said.

"We are adults you idiots! I have a wife and a child." Hinomaru said.

"You're definitely not an adult unless you get your ass together!" Dick said.

"Which you will do, or else we'll make every SINGLE day inspection day if we have to! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! I would seriously do that from now on if I were you!" Sheena said.

"Unless you wanna get BANNED from this house for a lifetime." Dick said.

”Reicheru, permission to have Houndoom on the premises.” Hinomaru requested.

Reicheru nodded, Hinomaru turned to them.

”You sack of shits are the worst people we know as of today, You’re all so fucking self-entitled it’s not even funny, You think you’re all so entitled you think you can go into people’s houses and say you’re all fucking inspecting it and the cops are gonna take us to jail.” Hinomaru said, “You’re all nothing but self-entitled attention whores who think they are entitled to harass people and USE the law when it’s convenient, like....You people harass others for standing against YOU, I even took a fucking holiday to Hoenn because of the idiots you sent to harass me and my wife with.

Hinomaru turned to them.

”Like....Who the hell are you lot to talk down to anyone....? Me and Reicheru would take you all more seriously if you all weren’t such a BORE!”

Hinomaru then turns around.

”You people are also NOT her damn family, Just.....Fuck off.....It’s always the sane thing, You are so self-centered that ypu don’t even understand the words for ‘fuck off’ when it’s clear they want you to fuck off.” Hinomaru said.

"Especially you, Twitasso! I'd be a Demonic Power traitor!" Reicheru said.

"Huh! You're supposed to be! You were told to divorce Kazuki and marry Luigi and can't even do that!" Dick said. "Kazuki was about to divorce you in court, but the n**** cunt's region's full of smartasses!"