Birou Family Revisited/Transcript

Four years ago...
Announcer: "Four years ago, Orla was a terrible amok runner, and she was the worst child you could ever encounter..."

Orla: "I....HATE...CARROTS!!!!"

Nicole: "Orla...into the Naughty Pit! NOW!"

Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!"

Nicole: "You lost trampoline time."

Announcer: "Mealtime was no better...especially the former tyke was a picky eater..."

Orla: "I WANT MY PIZZA!"

Announcer: "The former tyke deserved spankings for ruining the holidays..."

Nicole: "If I have to sizzle your rear to fix your attitude, then that's the way it's going to be..."

Announcer: "Such as a messed-up funeral for her grandfather..."

Nicole: "I am never taking you to another funeral, ever!"

Announcer: "Then, Orla came into none of that after..."

Orla: "Mummy...I'm gonna die...It hurts..."

And now...
[Time text saying "5 years ago"]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!"

Aunty Carol: "My lord!"

Orla: "Ha ha! I am going to run across the street!"

Nicole: "Orla, those are the ashes of your grandfather!"

Orla: "Nicholas broke it! Punish him!"

[Time text saying "4 years ago"]

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! We are leaving!"

Orla: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD, MUMMY! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

Orla: (singing) "Amazing Grace...How Sweet the Sound...That saved a wretch like me...I once was lost, but now am found...was blind, but now I see..."

Orla: (slurring) "I......om.....syyyyyyyyyyyk..." (Translated: I am sick.)

[Orla barfs]

[Orla nods]

Orla: "NO! I hate lettuce! It's yucky!"

Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"

[Time text saying "3 years ago"]

Orla: "I shall shut you up with some sturdy duct tape!"

[The Theory of Nicole title screen displays]

[Time text saying "2 years ago"]

Nicole: "I'd like you to meet our two new twin sons, Brahm and Treat."

[Time text saying "1 year ago"]

Jo: "The Paci-Fairy is going to collect your binky to give it to the babies who need it."

[Time text saying "Right now"]

Long Time, No See
Jo: "Nicole, it's been a while. How are you?"

Nicole: "I'm doing good, thank you."

Jo: "How are you girls doing?"

Orla: "I'm doing fine, Jo-Jo...except for one thing,"

[Screams are heard in the background]

Kayla and Orla: "Treat and Brahm."

Orla: "Oh, it's so loud and noisy, it's driving Mom, Robert, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and me crazy!"

Treat: "I want my sucker!"

[Brahm screams]

Observation begins
Robert: "Brahm, Haidyn, Kayla, Orla, Skyla, Treat, time for church!"

Nicole: "Let's hop to it!"

Orla, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "OK!"

Treat: "I don't wanna go to church!"

Brahm: "Not me!"

Nicole: "Come on, boys! We need to go to church! Get dressed!"

Jo: "But the boys were having none of it."

Nicole: "Come on, we're gonna be late for church!"

Observation continues
Jo: "Later on, the family went to swim in the pool."

[Robert gets Brahm and Treat in their swim trunks while Nicole gets Haidyn, Kayla, Orla and Skyla in their swim suits]

Nicole: "Okay, guys. Are you ready to have fun?"

Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla: "Yeah!"

[Brahm and Treat push Orla and Kayla in the pool]

Jo: "And then the boys pushed the girls into the pool."

[Treat and Brahm push Skyla and Haidyn into the pool]

Robert: "Girls, are you okay?"

[Brahm and Treat jump in the pool as if nothing happened]

Orla: "Yeah, I'm fine."

Kayla: "Me too."

Nicole: "Girls, what happened?"

Haidyn: "A SHARK! MOM, DAD, THERE'S A SHARK IN THE POOL!"

Nicole: "What the--?!"

[Brahm smacks Haidyn in the face, while Treat bites Orla's leg]

Orla: "Mom, a shark bit me!"

[Nicole looks at the water to notice Brahm and Treat]

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

Jo: "It turned out that the so-called 'shark' were really the twin boys."

Robert: "What? What happened?"

Orla: "TREAT BIT ME!"

Skyla: "BRAHM PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"

Haidyn: "BRAHM SMACKED ME!"

Kayla: "WE ALL GOT PUSHED IN THE POOL!"

Cut to:

Nicole: "Your behavior was embarrassing and appalling. From now on, you are not going swimming until you learn to behave and I am going to arrange two babysitters the next time we go places that is swimming-related. Instead of swimming, you are going to listen to the babysitters because your behavior was very appalling!"

Brahm and Treat: "Aw, man!"

House Rules
Jo: "We're going to introduce the boys the rules. Number one: no shrieking; number two: no pushing people in the pool; number three: use indoor voices..."

Naughty Pits
[Brahm and Treat work together scribbling pictures of someone resembling the parents and the girls being run over by a steamroller and some profane language with their crayons]

Orla: "Mom, the boys are coloring on the wall!"

Brahm: "YOU USED TO DO THAT STUFF TOO!"

[Nicole comes over to the direction]

Nicole: (gasps) "Look what you have done! You are going to the Naughty Pit, boys!"

Treat: "We aren't, stinker!"

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat into their perspective Naughty Pits and confiscates Brahm's Diego plush toy and Treat's Barney plush toy]

Snack Box Technique
Jo: "I wanted Nicole to clean out all the junk that the twins eat."

Reward Chart
Jo: "I'm now introducing the Reward Chart to you, boys."

Epic Tantrum
Treat: "Mummy, can we have Burger King Kids' meals?"

Brahm: "We want cheeseburgers, French fries, and coca cola!"

Nicole: "Not today! We are going to have salad with chicken!"

[Treat starts bawling]

Brahm: "But, we don't like that food!"

Nicole: "You boys are going to eat what we are having and that's that."

[Brahm stabs Nicole with a fork]

The twins VS the babysitters
Jo: "The family is going out to the lake, and Nicole has confirmed that she would arrange two young babysitters for the boys, and she did. What was going on, was making the two babysitters' lives miserable."

[Orla comes out with a Tangled bathing suit on]

[Kayla comes out with a Disney Princess bathing suit on]

Kayla: "Where's Haidyn?"

Haiydn: "I'm here"

Robert: "Is everybody ready to go?"

Treat: "Why do we have to be stuck at home with Dumb and Dumber!"

[Melissa and Liz look offended but don't say anything]

Nicole: "The list of emergency numbers is on the refrigerator, and their naptime is at 2:15pm."

Melissa: "Okay."

Nicole: "Their lunches are steamed pita chicken tacos with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, and fajitas."

Robert: "The taco bar is over there. See you guys at 4:00pm."