Golben Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Narrator: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo visits Lexington, Nebraska to meet the Golben Family."

(We see a urine spot on the couch with Tristin smiling next to it.)

Jay: Yuck! Tristin, we don't pee on the couch!

Submission Reel
Jo: "Here I am in Lexington, Nebraska and I'm ready to help out yet another family. Let's see who we got here."

???: "Hi! We're the Golben family! I'm Jay."

???: "And I'm Deidre. We've got 4 kids, John who is 4, Tristin who is 3, Katelyn who is 2, and Brynleigh who is 5 months old."

(John is climbing on the couch.)

Jay: "John, no!"

Deidre: "While Brynleigh is well behaved, the other kids are another story."

Golben Family Issues
Deidre: "Katelyn..."

(Deidre gasps as she sees feces on the furniture)

Deidre: "Oh, my word! Oh, no, you didn't!"

Jo: "I can't believe that 2-year-old just took a dump on the couch; it's just disgusting!"

Deidre: "Yuck!"

(Katelyn laughs.)

Deidre: "Katelyn, we don't go poo-poo on the couch!"

House Rules
Jo: "Rule number one: No climbing on the furniture,"

Jo: "Rule number two: Pee and poo belong in the loo,"

Jo: "Rule number three: No defecating on the furniture."

Naughty Log technique
Deidra: "Katelyn, you are going on the Naughty Log. Let's go."

[Deidra carries Katelyn over to the Naughty Log]

[Deidra confiscates Katelyn's Dora the Explorer doll by putting into the toy time-out box.]

Katelyn: "I WANT MY DORA!"

Deidra: "You stay in the Naughty Log for 2 minutes and in addition, your Dora's in toy jail."

Onward
[Jay places Tristin on the Naughty Log]

[Jay confiscates Tristin's Alvin and the Chipmunks DVDs]

Jo-Jo calls it quits
John: Why are you giving up Jo? We need help still...

Jo: "You may want to find yourself another nanny television show."