User blog:Plankton5165/Sneak Peek: Transcript Portion of Supernanny: DIY!

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Elijah, Mom, and Dad, you're iPads."

Nicole: "Sorry, Sabrina-Brunetta. But I am dialing 911 on my phone to arrest you."

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Nicole: "Hi, this is Nicole Birou-Jennings. Sabrina-Brunetta has kidnapped her family, and is threatening to turn them into iPads. She really turned her teacher into a spoon."

911 Dispatcher: "OK. The police will arrive at a few moments."

[Police arrives]

Policeman #1: "Excuse me. Are you Sabrina-Brunetta Imogen Spears?"

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Who wants to know? Get the (bleep) outta here or you're a flat screen television!"

[Catherine stops Sabrina-Brunetta from carrying on her threat and does an immobilization spell on Sabrina-Brunetta]

Catherine: "My immobilization spell ought to wear off..."

Nicole: "...by the time she arrives in juvenile hall."

Catherine: "Great idea!"

Policeman #1: "Okay, then."

[Policeman leaves and comes back with two more officers]

Policeman #2: "Sabrina-Brunetta Imogen Spears, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against the court of law. You have the right to be questioned as well."

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Nicole, you are a horrible person to get the police to arrest me. Catherine, you are also a horrible person to cast an immobilization spell on me. Someday, you're pancakes."

Policeman #3: "Like he said, anything you say can and will be held against the court of law."

Catherine: "Officers, take her away!"

[The policemen handcuff Sabrina-Brunetta]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Get the (bleep) out of my house, granddads and police officers!"