Cake Family 2022 Christmas/Transcript

Present Time
[Arietta opens her presents from Santa]

Arietta: Wow! I got a Blueberry Muffin doll, A Strawberry Shortcake: Glimmer Berry Ball DVD, an Orange Blossom doll, A gift card to Toys R Us, a Rapunzel doll, a Tinker Bell bracelet, and a Dora the Explorer doll.

[Allegra opens her presents from Santa]

Allegra: Outstanding! I got a Spectra doll, a Mittens Fluff 'N' Stuff Lalaloopsy doll which is the one me and Celesta fought over, a Shopkins Shoppies Jessicake doll, a gift card to Toys R Us, a Princess Jasmine doll, a Abby Cadabby plush doll, a Barbie doll, and a Monster High Coloring Book.

[Solo opens his presents from Santa]

Solo: Amazing! I got some Legos, a Star Wars coloring book, a Super Why doll, a Jake and the Neverland Pirates doll, a Boots plush doll, a Rock 'N' Roll Elmo, a gift card to Toys R Us, and a lion plush.

[Harmony opens her presents from Santa]

Harmony: Spectacular! I got a Dora the Explorer doll like Arietta, a Zoe plush doll, an American Girl Isabelle doll, a Trolls Poppy doll, a gift card to Toys R Us, a Paw Patrol Skye plush, a Draculaura doll like Allegra's, and a Sesame Street coloring book.

[Viola opens her presents from Santa]

Viola: Yes! I got a Mini Lalaloopsy doll named Toffee Cocoa Cuddles, a gift card to Toys R Us, a Rosita plush, a Tinker Bell doll, a Alice in Wonderland DVD, a Trolls DJ-Suki doll, and a Barbie Dream House that me and Allegra can share.

[Allegro opens his presents from Santa]

Allegro: Awesome! I got a toy dump truck, a Caillou doll, a gift card to Toys R Us, a Paw Patrol Chase plush, a Little Einstiens Leo doll, a Little Einstiens coloring book, a elephant plush, and a basketball.

[Reed finds a note that says Dear Reed, you have been a naughty boy this year and you don't get no presents this year. You have been pooping on the floor instead of the loo and much more. Signed, Santa

Reed: SANTA MUST DIE IN A F***ING CAR CRASH!!!!!

Jennifer: Reed, do not use that tone!!!

TBC

Christmas Dinner
[Dinner was already served and the family has sat down to eat.]

Reed: Let's have a food fight!

Freddo: Good idea!

Brio: I'm in!

[Reed throws a piece of turkey at Arietta.]

Grandma Cake: Oh my lord!

Arietta: Stop it!

Jennifer: Reed, Freddo, and Brio stop this food fighting right NOW!

Jennifer, Grandma Cake, and Sam Spank Reed, Freddo, and Brio
[Jennifer, Sam, and Grandma Cake come in the living room with wooden spoons.]

Jennifer: It's spanking time boys!

Reed: NO!

Freddo: F*** YOU!

Brio: YEAH F*** YOU!

Jennifer: [Sits Reed on her lap]

Sam: [Sits Freddo on his lap.]

Grandma Cake: [Sits Brio on her lap]

[Jennifer, Sam, and Grandma Cake began pulling their pants and undies down to their bare bottom, and starts smacking their bottoms.]

Reed: OWWWW!

Freddo: OUCH!

Brio: OWIE!!

Jennifer: NAUGHTY BOYS YOU DESERVE IT FOR STEALING YOU SIBLLINGS PRESENTS AND GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!