Stacy Slater's Followup Appointment (Series 1 Flashback)

Previously, Jann Simmons crosses the line...

(Stacy throws a violent meltdown and breaks the TV)

While this five-year-old girl diagnosed with nonverbal autism has a meltdown.

Jann (spanking Stacy with a ruler while shaking her): CRYING PEOPLE ARE CHILDREN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHUT THE HECK UP BEFORE I DRAG YOU TO THE ATTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the, she gets a stern rebuke from me!

Me: How would you react if someone nearly died? You would cry, right? No, not in your world, because according of your delusional rhetoric, it is Satan's job. Is it Satan's job to hug a family member who got a second chance in life?

Me: You appear Godly outwardly, but inwardly, you are acting like Satan's child.

Me: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LYING, ARROGANT HYPOCRITE!

And now, one week after Jann's rambunctious meltdown nearly costed Stacy her life, can the doctors find the root cause of her mysterious fainting?

(Stacy is having a blood test while wearing an ivy)

(We cut to the Slater family, where Stacy and the family are in the emergency room)

Daniel: Our poor daughter! Why did she have to be treated like trash last week? I am just so grateful that she is now alive, but we just don't know. I was literally an inch away from losing my precious baby (starts crying) who I love so much!

Martha (to Mark): Mark, as part of your punishment for trying to kill your little sister, you will be forced to write an apology letter to deliver to her before the test results come back today.

Mark: Mom! How many times have I told you to STOP blaming ME for my sister's near-death experience? She spent a whole freaking week in a coma all because that stupid punk thought she was a demon. Are you serious? I tried to defend myself, and protect her from that madwoman! Is this the thanks I get!?!?!?

Martha: I don't wanna hear it, Mark! You played a part of it, too! So, now, you must suffer the consequences!

Daniel: Actually, hun, Mark has a fair point. We should've never have punished him in the first place!

Bill: Look who's talking! You instigated this nonsense!

(The nurse arrives)

Nurse: Hello there, guys! Nice to meet all of you. So, this is the Slater family, correct?

Daniel: Yes, sir!

Nurse: So, I heard that Stacy collapsed to the ground and was transported to the Intensive Care Unit for nearly a week.

Martha: Yes! My daughter has been diagnosed with nonverbal autism, and is very sensitive to loud noises. A young woman spanked her, and shook her violently. We head to get out of the house because that woman was having a violent tantrum, and was wrecking our property. When we got out, Stacy fell to the floor unconscious. It took ten minutes to revive her, but thankfully, she survived.

(The nurse is taking notes on the computer)

Nurse: OK! According to the nurses at the ICU, you have been referred to the cardiologist for some testing to check if Stacy had a heart attack. The cardiologist and the nurse suggested that you see me for a follow-up appointment to receive more testing.

Martha: Yes. We are concerned that Stacy may now have asthma or another disease. We don't know what it is, but we are very worried about the state of her health after the incident last week. We are concerned that her body may have had a huge impact after this lady violently shook her.

Nurse: Ok, and do not have a relationship with this lady?

Mark: No! She came to visit us at our house. She is also a religious fanatic.

Nurse: Aw man!

Bill: Bruh! You don't have to write an essay about it.

Daniel: Bill, quiet!

(30 minutes later, the family is in the exam room where the nurse is performing a blood test)

Martha (Crying): God, please! I already have to deal with my little angel having autism! I don't want any more problems with my child. Please, ..... ... Please!

(2 hours later...)

(Cut to: Stacy having an X-ray)

Daniel: So how is it looking, sir?

Nurse: I just finished doing some blood work on Stacy to check for any blood clots. However, the tests came back negative. We are performing an X-ray, and plan to do an EKG as well.

Daniel: Oh no! Please!!! I don't want any more bad news! Please!

(3 hours later, the family is back in their original room)

Nurse: Slater family! After performing numerous tests, I have the results. OK, I have some bad news and some good news.

Daniel: What is it?

Mark: Can we start with the bad news, first?

Nurse: Yes! Unfortunately, after concluding all of our tests, we have found out that your daughter suffered a heart attack during the incident. On impact of the shaking and her time spent in the coma recovering, she has had three seizures within the past three hours. It is a thing that most children with autism experience. I highly recommend you have Stacy wear a medical bracelet in case she has another seizure while she is at home. If this is the case, please return your child back to the ER so we can do further testing. If it happens again, keep Stacy away from hard furniture, and lay her to the side. If it lasts more than 5 minutes, call 911 immediately. Now, the good news is that she survived the incident, thankfully.

Mark: Aw god! Why does my sister have seizures now!?!? That fat blob is gonna pay for all this crap!

(Mark listens to Mayhem's "Dom Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" on headphones while the family gets ready to leave)

https://youtu.be/zNs4zSKK9S4

Martha: NOOOOOOO! Jann! Why would you do this to my own child!?!?!?!?

Jann Simmons (offscreen): Because your daughter Stacy is a worker of Satan!!!!! She needs to die!

(She then punches Stacy in the face, causing her to scream)

Me (firmly): AY! YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT POOR KID! UNDERSTAND? Now, don't you EVER lay your hands on this family again!!!!

Jann: Fine, but she needs to repent!

Me: Jann! GET. OUT!!!!!

Up next, it's Mark and Bill vs the queen of Yoko Ono's royala kingdom, ...

Karen: I demand you liken to the album "Two Virgins" or I will call the police!!!

The Torture Chamber!!

(Ken has a panic attack while Stacy breaks Bill's albums)

Coming your way, when the Karens return to the picket line!

Note: The title of Mayhem's song is Latin for "The Mysteries of our Lord Satan"