Langbroek Family 2010 Halloween

Transcript
Alicia: "Hold still now, I'm almost done."

[We see Shelby dressed up as a Sunflower]

Kristin: "There we go. Shelby's all ready for Halloween, isn't she, mom?"

Alicia: "Yes, dear. She makes a pretty sunflower."

Serghei: "Let me get a picture of you."

[Serghei gets out his camera and takes a picture of Shelby]

Serghei: "Beautiful!"

Helen: "I wonder what I'll wear on my head..."

The family goes trick-or-treating
[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman begin running across the street]

Alicia: "Hold on you three. Stop, you are disobeying the rules of the road. A car could come and hurt you."

Kristin, Leanne, Helen, Haley, Bridie, Manu and Leighton: "Trick-or-treat!"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Trick or treat you son of a bitch!"

Alicia: "I beg your pardon, Theodore Martin, Bryce Sherman, and Sherman Glenn?"

Neighbor: "I've got some treats for you darlings. I've got toothbrushes, one for each of you."

Sherman: (disappointed) "Toothbrushes?!"

[The family goes to the next house to find that there is no one home]

Teddy: "Stingy, selfish people!"

Sherman: "If they won't give us treats, we'll give them tricks!"

[Bryce throws eggs at the house, Sherman tosses rocks at the window and Teddy decorates the house and trees with toilet paper]

Bridie: "Come on, dudes. Let's find another house."

Leighton: "Okay!"

Bryce: "They'd better have treats for us...or else!"

[The triplets pull out slingshots and shoot tiny pebbles at the house]

Teddy: "Ugh, no one's home! I will try that again!"

[the family tries another house]

[Bridie rings the doorbell, and their neighbor, Ms. Parks answers]

Kristin, Leanne, Helen, Haley, Bridie, Manu, & Leighton: "Trick or..."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Trout! Go fish!"

Bryce: "Wait, we dont want fish, we want candy!"

Sherman: "Especially Swedish fish!"

Teddy: "Börk, börk, börk!!!"

[The triplets smash the candy bowl and destroy the candy]

Haley: "This is weird!"

Bridie: "Let's go!"

(the family goes to the other house and Haley rings the doorbell)

Back Home
[The kids are watching The Mighty B! episode "Catatonic"]

Serghei: "Kids, it's time to check your treats!"

Leanne: "Okay!"

[The kids run and look inside their bags, unaware that they're all empty]

Manu: "Hey, my treats are gone!"

Leighton: "So...are mine!"

Leanne: "Maybe it's the triplets!"

Alicia: "Boys, you ate them."

[We see Bryce with chocolate smeared around his mouth]

[Shelby cries]

Kristin: "What's wrong, my baby? *gasp* Did your naughty uncles eat yours too?"

[Shelby nods her head]

Alicia: "Oh my god. Did you boys do something that's greedy?"

[Sherman belches loudly]

Alicia: "Right, that's it. Kristin!"

Kristin: "Yes, Mom?"

Alicia: "Can you get eBay on the phone and dial their number?"

Kristin: "What for? Do you have something you have no use for or that you don't need?"

Alicia: "These three greedy bastards have all got to kiss and say goodbye to all their Handy Manny DVDs for good!"

Kristin: "What did they do this time? What are we going to use the money for?"

Alicia: "They gobbled up all of their siblings' treats."

[Kristin lifts the receiver and dials the number to eBay]

[Sherman yanks the phone cord out of the wall]

[Bryce shuts off the power]

[Teddy snatches the phone and tosses it out the window and it smashes, after falling from a 2-story window]

[Bryce flushes Kristin's iPhone down the toilet]

[The triplets walk out to the balcony and pee over the railing and on the street]

[The boys smash every phone in the house and shove the computer out the window, smashing it]

[Sherman nearly throws Bridie's white Nintendo DS out the window]

Bridie: "MOMMY! Sherman took my white Nintendo DS!"

[Alicia heads outside and examines the pee on the streets]

[Teddy flushes Alicia's Smartphone down the toilet]

[Bryce hits the TV with an aluminum baseball bat]

[Bryce switches the power back on]

Bryce: "There, our work is done."

[The boys head onto bed]

Kristin: "Dad, can you stay with Shelby for a few minutes?"

Serghei: "Sure. What for?"

Kristin: "Because Mom and I have to talk to the boys because they did something terrible."

[Alicia and Kristin burst into the triplets' bedroom and lose it]

Alicia: "That is the last straw!"

Kristin: "You three have gone too far this time!"

Alicia: "One of these days, I'm gonna put you three in a military school!"

Teddy: "Up yours, (bleep)!"

[cut to]

[Policemen arrive]

Policeman: "Hi there, triplets. What are your names?"

Teddy: "I am Teddy, this is Bryce, and this is Sherman. How may we help you?"

Policeman: "You are all under arrest for loo entry, vandalism, and turning electronics into goners. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against the court of law. You have the right to be questioned as well. Understand?"

Bryce: "I don't want you here, YOU JERK! It doesn't matter...it's free! Now get off the way of what we (bleep)ing do!"

[Sherman sprays cranberry sauce in the policeman's face, while Teddy flushes the policeman's cuffs down the toilet]

Policeman: "Okay then. I'll need backup."

[Policeman leaves and comes back with nine more police officers]

[the triplets flee from the scene]

Policewoman: "Theodore Martin, Bryce Shermie, and Sherman Glenn Langbroek, you are all under arrest, and we mean it. For flushing cuffs down the toilet, abusive language towards a police officer, and spraying cranberry sauce in his face, you might not the get the chance of freedom for a very long time."

[The policewoman handcuffs Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman]

Teddy: "You're not my mother!"

Sherman: "So you can't tell us..."

Bryce: "What to do!"

Teddy: "Let us go!"

Sherman: "Or you'll be..."

Bryce: "SORRY!"

Teddy: "It doesn't matter..."

Sherman: "It is..."

Bryce: "FREE!"

Teddy: "Now get off..."

Sherman: "What we..."

Bryce: "DID!"

Policewoman: "JUST MOVE IT MISTERS AND TELL IT TO THE JUDGE! AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE THE JUDGE SAYS YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY!"

Bryce: "Fuck you!"

[Policeman ignores Bryce's comment and banishes the triplets to the back of a cop car]

The jury
[The judge in juvenile court repeatedly bangs his gavel]

Judge: "ORDER IN THE COURT, FOLKS!"

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman appear in the courtroom]

[The Langbroek's family lawyer, Mr. Wilbur Hannah walks in]

Mr. Wilbur Hannah: "I am the Langbroek family's lawyer. Theodore Martin Langbroek, Bryce Sherman Langbroek, and Sherman Glenn Langbroek, they were urinating on public streets, flushing stuff down the loo, consisting of Kristin Langbroek's iPhone, Alicia Langbroek's Smartphone, and handcuffs. They smashed every phone and shoved the computer out the window, smashing it. They even broke the TV via a baseball bat, yanked the phone cord off the wall, smashed a phone after throwing it from a window after it was two stories high, and nearly throwing a Nintendo DS System out the window. They must have done so so that they could keep their favorite DVDs."

final verdict

Jury: "We find the three defendants, guilty for vandalism and lying about it."

Teddy: "Fuck you! GET THE hell OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

Sherman: "OR YOU WILL BE..."

Bryce: "SORRY!"

Bailiff: "Let's go, I will take you to juvenile hall."

Bailiff: "Mrs. Langbroek, how long will they be out?"

Alicia: "Until they can behave themselves."

The triplets arrive home from Juvenile Detention
[The police escort the triplets to the Langbroek house]

Kristin: "Mom, the triplets are coming home."

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Hello, big fat whore."

[The policeman tells Alicia that the triplets have been released early for good behavior]

Alicia: "Thank you, Officer,"

[The policeman leaves]

Alicia: "Boys, I need to speak with you real quick."

Sherman: "Yes, sweet mother?"

Bryce: "What is it?"

Teddy: "What?"

[Serghei and Kristin sit between Alicia while Kristin holds Shelby in her arms]

Alicia: "Boys, your behavior on Halloween this year was absolutely, positively, without a doubt, embarrassing, disruptive and appalling."

[The triplets look at each other, then their parents and Kristen, confused]

Kristin: "It means the way you three acted on Halloween was very naughty."

Serghei: "Our neighbor, Mrs. Parks, had to clean up the mess because of what you did. We had to pay good money to the neighbors, the Heartstones, to have their windows replaced."

[The triplets still have confused looks on their faces]

Kristin: "Window replacement costs money."

Alicia: "Anyway, Kristin had to buy a new iPhone and I purchased a new Smartphone and a new computer monitor. Your father had to pay to get the TV replaced and he purchased a new house phone."