Panizza Family 2014 Christmas

Writing letters to Santa Claus
(Imogen is seen writing her letter: "Dear Santa, what do I want for Christmas you may ask? That is a very good question. What I want for Christmas is...a Forever 21 gift card, a rue 21 gift card, black nail polish, fishnet stockings, and stick-on glow-in-the-dark stars."

Christmas Play
Imogen: "How embarrassing, I have to play the stupid sheep in the stupid Christmas play!"

Belinda: "Oh Imogen, it's a piece of cake. All you have to do is say, 'baa'. What's so difficult about that?"

Imogen: "I hate playing the sheep."

Robert: "It's only one line, so is that simple enough for you?"

Imogen: "Well, despite me having only one line, I don't think this will be easy."

Robert: "What do you mean?"

Imogen: "I guess it's just that everyone would laugh at me for being a sheep!"

Time to Open Presents
Robert: "Okay kids, look inside your stockings!"

[The kids rush over to their Christmas stockings]

[Leon looks inside his stocking]

Leon: "Awesome! I've got a new pair of mittens, some peppermint bark, some candy canes, magic monkey socks and some LEGOs!"

[Jana looks inside her stocking]

Jana: "Amazing! I've got a few pens, lots of candy, some candy canes and a new scarf!"

[Imogen looks inside her stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Imogen: "Aw (bleep), why do I get coal this year?!"

Belinda: "Because you probably deserve it since you were being bad. Okay let's open presents!"

[Leon opens up all his presents]

Leon: "Sweet! I've got a Harry Potter hardback book set, a Harry Potter DVD set and a football!"

[Jana opens up all her presents]

Jana: "Yay! I've got a pair of earmuffs, Amazon Echo Dot kids, a fabulous High School Musical DVD, a new scarf and a new coat!"

[Imogen opens her present to find more coal plus a note from Santa saying, "Imogen, this year you ruled the roost and you were very bad. You used profanity, shoplifted from stores, acted dominant, attacked your brother Leon and ruined some special occasions including graduations, funerals and weddings. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Imogen: "That's it, Fat Boy! You're going down! I will get my revenge!!"

Belinda: An Amazon Echo Look! Thank you, honey!

Aftermath
[We see a guy dressed like Santa]

Santa guy: "Ho, ho, ho!"

Imogen: "GET OVER HERE!"

[Imogen attacks Santa guy]