Ice Family Christmas 2017

November 30: Gabriel the Elf on the Shelf
[Haylee, Ryan and Joshua goes to the living room and sees Gabriel]

Haylee and Ryan: Hi Gabriel the Elf!

Joshua: Hello stupid elf!

[Joshua throws Gabriel the Elf out the window]

Kayla: uh-uh Joshua, no touching the elf or else he loses his Christmas magic. If he loses his Christmas magic, he cannot fly back to the North Pole to let Santa Claus know about the children's behavior whether they have been good or bad.

December 10: Christmas Shopping
[The family is driving to Glendale Galleria]

Kayla: We're here!

[The family goes to Target]

[Joshua shoplifts a Ouaps Jojomobile]

Kayla: Uh-uh, Joshua

[The family goes to the DVD section]

[Kayla gets Frosty the Snowman, It's a SpongeBob Christmas and more Christmas movies]

[The family goes to the cash register]

Cashier: Hello!

[Cashier scans upc codes]

[Kayla gets the Target bag]

[The family leaves Target]

[Joshua throws clothes from The Children's Place]

Kayla: Joshua, put those clothes away!

[The family leaves the Glendale Galleria and drives back home]

Kayla: Joshua, your behavior today was very, very mean.

[Kayla takes Joshua to the Naughty Pit]

Kayla: Stay there for 3 minutes!

December 11: Writing Letters to Santa
[The kids are writing letters to Santa Claus]

[Haylee writes Dear Santa, I want a Lammy plush, tons of squishies, a My Magical Princess Twilight Sparkle, a Pudsey bear, a Fernandes UJL-2000 guitar and all of the Dork Diaries books. From Haylee]

[Ryan writes Dear Santa Claus, I want a Gary plush, a Pudsey bear, SpongeBob DVDs, a Nintendo Switch with Super Mario Odyssey and a Stubbins PaRappa plush. From Ryan]

[Joshua writes Dear Santa Claus, I want all of the Jojo and Friends toys, all of the PAW Patrol toys, all of the boys toys, all of the girls toys and a Word world Lucky Duck DVD, Will you bring all of those fucking things, fat guy? Oh yes, since Toys R US will go out of business soon, I want all of their toys! From Joshua]

December 25: Christmas Morning
[Haylee, Ryan and Joshua run to their stockings and presents]

[Haylee opens her presents]

Haylee: Yay! I got a Lammy plush, tons of squishies, a My Magical Princess Twilight Sparkle, a Pudsey bear, a Fernandes UJL-2000 guitar,

UJL-2000 Um Jammer Lammy Guitar, and all of the Dork Diaries books!

[Ryan opens his presents]

Ryan: Yipee! I got a Gary plush, a Pudsey bear, Spongebob DVDs, a Nintendo Switch with Super Mario Odyssey and a Stubbins PaRappa plush!

[Joshua open his presents to recieve a box full of coal]

Watching Christmas Movies in the Movie Room
Kayla: Kids, you want to watch It's A Spongebob Christmas or My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas?

Haylee and Ryan: SpongeBob!!!!

Joshua: I WANT TO WATCH DANIEL TIGERRR

Joshua: SPONGEBOB SUCKS

Joshua: AND SO DOES MY LITTLE PONY

Kayla: Joshua, to the Naughty Pit! And take the lump of coal with you!!!

Joshua: NO!!!