Birou-Jennings Family 2014 Family Reunion

Time to Go to Grandma Birou's House
Robert: "Everyone, time to go to the van to granny's house! We are having a family reunion there!"

Brahm: "I don't like family reunions!"

Robert: "Come on, we need to get in the van. Move it!"

[Brahm and Treat reluctantly go into the van]

Nicole: "Girls, time to go to a reunion!"

Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Orla: "Okay!"

[Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Orla go in the van]

5 minutes later
Treat: "I have to go potty!

Brahm: "I hafta go potty!!!"

Nicole: "Hold it until we get to Grandma's house. You're gonna make it."

Treat: "We can't hold it anymore! We're going to pee our pants then!"

[The boys pee their pants. ]

At Grandma's house (7 minutes)
Grandmother Birou: "Nice to see you. Come in, Nicole!"

Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Orla: "Nice to see you, grandma Birou!"

Brahm and Treat: "Nice to see you, you filthy grandma!"

Nicole: "I beg your pardon?"

Aunt Carol: "Hi, Nicole."

Nicole: "Nice to meet you."

Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Orla: "Hi, Aunt Carol."

Brahm and Treat: "Hello, f(bleep)er!"

[Brahm hits Aunt Carol in the crouch]

Aunt Carol: “Oh my!”

[Nicole walks over to Brahm.]

Nicole: “Brahm, we don’t hit Aunt Carol in the crotch. Now say you’re sorry and mean it, or you’ll go in the Naughty Pit.”

Brahm: "No! She's so stupid!"

Back at Home
Nicole: "Your behavior at the family reunion was embarrassing and appalling. We will not take you to another family reunion until you can learn to behave yourselves, Also, your Pajanimals things are in toy jail!"

Brahm: "WE WANT OUR PAJANIMALS THINGS!"

Nicole: "Too bad! You lost them and you can't get them back until you improve your behavior! Go to your room, both of you!"

Treat: "You're poo-poo!"

[Nicole's anger rises even more]

Nicole: "And one more thing, I'm putting you in Military School tomorrow morning."

Brahm: "Mommy's a horrible person!"

[Nicole ignores the rude comment and gets the phone]

[Robert drags the boys upstairs to their room]

Treat: "Mommy likes to be a meanie! She is stupid!"

[Nicole ignores Treat's speech and dials a number]

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Hello?"