DJ, Diego, and Kyle get sent to Military School

Gloria's Decision
DJ: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL!

Diego: ME NEITHER!

Kyle: I DON'T WANT TO EITHER!

Gloria: You are going and that's final!

3 days after DJ, Diego, and Kyle left
[Gloria and Robert are taking the girls to Disney World]

Cut to:

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: Do 3 laps all three of you!

DJ: No we're not!

Diego: Yeah we're not.

Kyle: FUCK YOU, TRY HARD!

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: 10 LAPS!

All three boys: NO WAY ASSCUNT!

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: 35 LAPS!!!! IS THAT FINAL?????

Kyle: NO!

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: 50 LAPS!!!!! IS THAT FINAL?????

DJ: EAT...

Diego: OUR...

Kyle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Cut to:

[Lauren and Charlotte reading]

2 weeks after DJ, Diego, and Kyle left
[Gloria, Robert, and the girls are going to a an amusement park]

Cut to:

[DJ peeing on a little boy while he's sleeping]

[Diego pooping in the grass]

[Kyle pooping on Sgt. Melissa Patrick]

Sgt. Melissa Park: BOYS STOP!

Cut to:

[The girls playing a game]

The call
[Phone rings]

Gloria: Hello?

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: Mrs. McPumpkin pick up your sons now!

Gloria: Oh my lord.

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: They peed on a little boy, pooped in the grass, and pooped on me.

Gloria: (gasps) What?

Gloria and Robert get tough on DJ, Diego, and Kyle
[A furious Gloria drags DJ, Diego, and Kyle to the couch]

Gloria: I CAN"T BIELEVE YOU POOPED ON SGT. MELISSA PATRICK!

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: [laugh] We don't care! Those cunt whores deserved it!

Gloria: IT'S NOT FUNNY! YOU ALSO PEED ON A LITTLE BOY?

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: Yeah! That f***t was into watersports!

Gloria: THAT IS IT! I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU GUYS IN THE FACE! AND AFTER THAT, YOU THREE NEED TO GO TO YOUR ROOMS RIGHT NOW!

DJ: BACK THE FUCK UP, YOU SADISTIC CUNT!!!

Diego: YEAH!!! YOU SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA OF US AND WE WILL REIGN HELL ON EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ASSFUCKER IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A HOUSE!!!

Kyle: AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE WILL DRENCH YOU HOES IN BLOOD AND THROW SOME ROTTEN EGGS AND LEMONS AT YOUR ASSES!!!

Gloria: (Snaps) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THIS SLAPPING!!!

[Gloria slaps the boys in the face]

DJ: OW!!! FUCK YOU, YOU SADISTIC ASSWIPE!!!

Diego: YEAH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLAPPED US, YOU SHITEATER!!!

Kyle: GO EAT YOUR OWN ASS AND SHIT ON YOUR MOM'S COCK!!!

Gloria: NEVER!!! GO TO YOUR ROOMS RIGHT NOW!!!

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle run to their rooms]