Montgomery Family (fanon season 27)/Transcript

Arthur vs. Alicia
Gloria: "When Arthur told Alicia to do the shopping, she did lose it."

Arthur: "ALICIA!"

Alicia: "WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT OLD HAG!"

Arthur: "Do the shopping."

Alicia: "Do it yourself, it's easy, get off your lazy a** and do it yourself, I AM NOT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! AND I'M CALLING MOM!"

[Jackson comes in]

Jackson: "What's going on here? I am playing my 3TS."

Alicia: "Just telling your lazy-s*** father to do the shopping himself."

Jackson: "Okay."

[Jackson leaves the room]

Alicia: "Where was I? oh, yeah, DO IT YOUR F***ING SELF, YOU ARE LAZY, STUPID, AND YOU RELAY ON ME DOING EVERYTHING! DO IT YOURSELF HAG! I AM NOT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU! I AM NOT DOING EVERYTHING! DO IT YOUR F***ING SELF! WHY DID MOM MARRY YOU! AND WHY DID I GET LEFT WITH YOU!  YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE! AND DON'T YOU DENY IT! YOU DON'T DECIDE WHAT I DO! WHEN I HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS! I HANG OUT WITH THEM! IT'S MY LIFE! NOT YOURS!

Arthur: "I am your---"

Alicia: "NO YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER! GET TO H*** AND LIVE THERE! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT LAZY! A, GIANT, SLEAZY HAG! GO TO THE GARAGE AND DIE ALONE!"