Spotlow-Gabriel Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Frank screams]

Jason:"(bleep)!"

Announcer: "It's all crazy!"

[Frank hits Bridget]

Announcer: "When Jo lands to East Haven..."

Announcer: "And Jo finds 1 working parent"

[Frank punches Jason in the private parts]

Announcer: "And the most of 3 terrible children and a well-behaved 3 year old."

[Jason runs around the China Shop]

[Bridget hits Nicolette to the wall]

[Frank and Bridget break several objects at the China Shop]

Announcer: "With terrible kids that snack all day."

[Frank hits Nicolette with a baseball bat while trying to get a Reese's peanut butter cup]

Announcer: "The oldest struggles with Attention Deficit Disorder."

[Nicolette is trying to help Bridget do her homework]

[Bridget puts her head down]

[Bridget takes apart a page]

[Bridget slams a kitchen drawer]

[Frank sits at a table with Jason]

Jason: "Shut up, you stupid (bleep)!"

Nicolette: "We don't say that, Jason Elliot!"

Announcer: "While the third youngest swears like a sailor"

Jason: "(bleep)!"

Announcer: "Now a badly behaved 5 year old..."

Frank: "SHUT UP!"

[Frank runs to the stairs]

Announcer: "Will they fail or what?"

Frank: "JO-JO SHALL DIE!"

Church
Jo: "Today at church was horrible! It was because of Frank! He sang a bad song out loud!"

Frank: "Oh girl, you're such a (bleep) talker! And everybody knows it!"

Minister: "We do not allow bad songs, kiddo. You could distract other people here at church."

Frank: "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, GRANDDAD!"

[Frank changes the music to a Kayne West song]

David:"Francis Malclom Spotlow-Garbiel! Stop the songs!"

Frank: "I'll pick the world up and drop on your (bleep)in head!"

David: "Your PSP's gone for the rest of the day!"

Nicolette: "No popsicles, Rita's Water Ice, or any Sour Patch Kids for you tonight mister!"

Frank: "I hate you!"

[Frank hits Nicolette]

Supermarket
Jo:  "Today's shopping day was pathetic."

Frank: "Can I have Lunchables and Go-Gurt please?"

Nicolette: "No, you are having salad and salmon."

Jo: "Then, a tantrum occurred."

Frank: "I WANT LUNCHABLES AND GO-GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!"

Nicolette: "You are too old for that behavior."

Frank: "I HATE SALMON!"

Nicolette: "Let's go! Jason,Bridget,and Andi are in the car!"

China Shop
[Frank knocks over some china]

Toy Store
Frank: "Why are we at the toy store? Those toys are for babies!" Nicolette: "Somebody has a birthday coming up."

Book Store
[Frank throws several books at a customer]

[Frank takes his clothes off and runs around the bookstore naked]

Mall
[Frank shoplifts a Recess: School's Out DVD]

[A security guard approaches Frank]

Security Guard: "Excuse me, sir. May I examine your pockets for a brief moment, please?"

Naughty Log
Jo: "Frank started to kick off when they were picking up Bridget from one of her clubs."

[Frank turns on Shaun the Sheep on TV]

Nicolette: "Let's go. We have to pick up your sister from Computer Club!"

Frank: "(bleep) no! I ain't gettin' in, I just got home from school you stupid (Bleep)!"

Nicolette: "We need to go still! Bridget's waiting!"

Frank: "I'M STAYING HERE!"

Nicolette: "No, you can't trust yourself to stay home! You invited everyone in our neighborhood and threw a wild party and someone messed up your Dad's GamerTag for the Xbox 360 and took 2 weeks to clean it!"

Frank: "DON'T CARE, (bleep)!"

Nicolette (to Jo): "What should I do, Jo?"

Jo: "Give Frank a warning to stop the behavior or he stays in the Naughty Log for 5 minutes."

Nicolette (to Frank): "Francis Malcolm Spotlow Garbiel! This is your warning! Stop this behavior! If you don't, we'll send you to the Naughty Log when we get home!"

Frank: "I DON'T WANT TO!"

Nicolette: "Plus,your Xbox 360's gone for the day!"

[Frank kicks Nicolette's seat rapidly]

[Jo,Jason, Andi,Nicolette,and Frank drive off to school to pick up Bridget from Computer Club]

[Frank uses really bad words on the way to Computer Club]

[Bridget runs towards the car and while waving goodbye to her best friend Lois]

Bridget: "See you later,Lois!"

Nicolette: "Come right in, Bridget!"

[Bridget gets in the car]

Nicolette: "How was Computer Club, honey?"

Bridget: "Good! I got to go on Bratz.com and I watched all of their movies and....."

Frank:"ARE....WE...GOING...HOME...YET?!?"

[Jo looks at Frank with a strict look on her face]

Jo: "Frank, don't distract the driver. It's dangerous."

Jo: "We put Frank to the Naughty Couch as soon as we got home."

[Frank turns on Shaun the Sheep on TV]

Nicolette: "Turn off Shaun the Sheep!"

[Frank smacks Nicolette in the face]

[Jason is doing his homework]

Jason: "I'm trying to do my homework!"

Nicolette (at the Naughty Couch): "Frank, don't distract the driver. It's very dangerous!"

Jo: "You were being defiant and disrespectful to Mom. Plus you lost your Gromit Plush!"

[Nicolette confiscates Frank's Gromit plush by depositing it to the toy timeout box]

[Frank pulls Jo's hair]

Jo:This is not a game!

[Andi is watching The Wiggles on TV]

[Nicolette and Jo leave the Naughty Couch]

[Frank escapes and spits on Jo's arm]

Frank: "I HATE YOU, YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING MOM!"

[Frank punches Nicolette in the face, causing her jaw to nearly break]

Nicolette: "That's all of your Game Boy Color,Game Boy Advance,Nintendo DS,Nintendo 64,Gamecube,Xbox Original, Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, PSP, PC, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Genesis, Xbox 360, Wii U, Sega Saturn,and Virtual Boy games gone! Consoles Included!"

[Frank runs away from Nicolette to Nicolette's bedroom, locks the door and watches the Rolie Polie Olie episode, Big Babies on TV]

[Nicolette unlocks the door enters the room]

Nicolette: "Turn off Rolie Polie Olie!"

[Frank holds on to the remote]

Nicolette: "Hand me over the remote!"

Frank: "NO!"

[Frank spits in Nicolette's face]

Snack Box Technique
Jo: "I'll sort out the snacks and decide what I think is rubbish. Anything that I find rubbish is going to get thrown away."

[Nicolette sorts through the pantry and cupboards, sorting out different kinds of snacks]

[On the table, we see Reese's peanut butter cups, Cheetos Puffs, brownies, Reese's crispy crunch bars, Hershey's miniatures, Frito Lays potato chips, Kit Kat bars, Milk Duds, Oh Henry! bars, 100 Grand bars, Sno-Caps, Suzy Q's, Wonka Gummies, Nerds Ropes, Wonka Nerds, Hostess Cupcakes, Hostess Twinkies, SweeTarts, Pixy Sticks, Everlasting Gobstoppers, Fun Dip, Laffy Taffy]

At BJ's Wholesale Club
[Frank shoplifts a few items]

Andi's 4th Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day, Andi was having a Barbie-themed birthday party."

[Aqua's Barbie Girl is playing in the background]

[Andi is seen wearing a party dress]

[We see various foods placed on a buffet table]

Jo: "The kids invited to the party were doing a fashion scavenger hunt. They also played many Barbie-related games. However, it wasn't long until Frank started to play up and ruin it."

[Frank changes the music to the PB&J Otter theme song]

Nicolette: "Wait a minute. Who changed the music?"

Frank's Epic Tantrum
Jo: "In the evening, Frank wanted to play Nightmare Ned on the PC. But when mom said no because the family will be having dinner at a restaurant soon, Frank kicked up an epic tantrum."

At the Restaurant
[The Spotlow-Garbiel family are sitting at a table in a sit-down restaurant]

Jo gives up
Jo: "I sorry to say that I can't even control this kid!"

Jo: "I was sorry to not control this kid!"

Jason,Bridget and Andi: "Bye Jo-Jo!"

Frank: "Hope you die you (bleep)ing hag!"

Family Update
Nicolette: "Frank was sent to Military School in England, but for Jason and Bridget they have been more well behaved and Bridget is doing well with her homework and they no longer breaking stuff and getting into mayhem at stores and other public places."