Fliany Family 2023 New Year's Eve

2023 becomes 2024
[Lianne and Rita are playing with their PB&J Otter finger puppets and their Hello Kitty plushes]

Martin: "Juliette, would you like to make your New Year's Resolution?"

Rita: "New Year's Res'lution, Tyson?"

Lianna: "Blake, New Year's Res'lution?"

[Blake consumes a bottle of vodka along with Tyson]

Nicole: "It was almost 2024, when Blake and Tyson had to miss the ball drop in NYC because of their poor behavior."

Blake: (slurring) "I........weeeeshh.........allllll.............tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts.......en.........te.....wurld....wur....dud..." (translates to: "I wish all tots in the world were dead!"

Tyson: (slurring) "Meeeeee.......tuuuuu....." (translates to: "Me too!")

Juliette: "What should we do, Martin?"

Martin: "Since those two boys are very naughty this year, we shall take them to their own rooms and make them miss the ball drop in NYC."

Blake: (slurring) "BUUUT.....WEEEE.......WANNA........SEEEEEEEEE........TE..........BULLLL......DRUUUUUUP..." (translates to: "But we wannna see the ball drop!")

[Blake vomits]

Martin: "Watching the ball drop is a privilege, not a right."

[Tyson vomits on the floor]

Juliette: "Oh, dear. I better get a mop and clean up."

Nicole: "Juliette then took the boys to their own rooms."

[Juliette takes Tyson and Blake to their respective rooms]

[Blake vomits on the floor]

[Rita and Lianne both fall asleep]

Martin: "Girls, wake up. You don't wanna miss the ball drop, do you?"

Rita: "OK, daddy!"

Lianne: "We shall wake up now."

Voices in the Ball Drop Scene on TV, Martin, Juliette, and the twins: "5....4...3....2...1....HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

[The twins and the parents excitedly twirl their noisemakers while cheering]

[cut to]

Blake: (stops slurring) "NEW YEAR'S DAY IS PATHETIC!!!!"

Tyson: (also stops slurring) "I AGREE!!!"

Martin: "Remind me to send these boys to Boot Camp."

Juliette: "First thing in the morning. But first, since they are throwing up from consuming alcohol, I need a mop."

Rita: "Mop, mommy."

[Rita brings her mother a mop]