Loomis Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Ola: I am here in San Francisco to help a mother with twins who fight a lot. Let's have a look.

Anne-Marie: Hello, I am Anne-Marie. I am 38 and I have three kids. Harper and Piper are 8 and Callum is 5. I have a husband Colton who left me 3 years ago when Harper and Piper are 5 and Callum is 2. Harper loves Monster High and Piper loves Ever After High. Harper hates it when Piper is obsesed with the Ever After High dolls, so they fight.

[Harper bites Piper as the latter cries]

Harper: MONSTER HIGH IS BETTER ANYWAYS!

[Piper beats up Harper]

Anne-Marie: Harper! Piper! Stop!

Anne-Marie: Can they all just get along?

Piper: I love Ever After High! Monster High sucks and is too gothic!

Harper: No, Ever After High is too girly and has royal themes and royal themes SUCK!

Anne-Marie: Callum is well-behaved and has enough of the twins' arguement.

[Callum covers his ears and cries at Piper and Harper's argument]

Anne-Marie: He covers his ears and cries as he runs to his room when the twins fight, bicker and argue.

[Callum runs while bursting into tears and covering ears to his room]

Anne-Marie: Callum, wait!

Observataion continues
[Harper is watching Monster High: 13 Wishes]

[Piper turns off TV]

Harper: HEY I WAS WATCHING THAT!

Piper: Too bad. You had it on DVD, that DVD sucked.

Harper: That's no fair! I wanna watch Monster High 13 Wishes!

[Callum arrives]

Piper: GO AWAY!

Harper: YEAH!

[Callum covers his eyes and brusts into tears]

Callum: MOMMY!

Anne-Marie: What's wrong?

Callum: Piper and Harper told me to go away.

Anne-Marie: Piper Sabrina and Harper Buffy Loomis! You will not tell Callum to go away. That wasn't nice.

Harper: He got into the living room.

Anne-Marie: Go watch your 13 Wishes okay?

Piper: I HATE THAT MOVIE!

Naughty Platform
Harper: What are you watching??

Piper: Ever After High. The webisodes are my favorite!

Harper: I hate Ever After High! Monster High is better!

Piper: I DON'T CARE! EVER AFTE HIGH IS GOOD AND MONSTER HIGH STINKS!

Harper: NO, MONSTER HIGH IS GOOD!

[Piper and Harper start to fight]

Anne-Marie: Piper! Harper! Why are you guys fighting?

Piper: We were fighting because Harper insulted Ever After High!

Anne-Marie: We don't fight with each other.

Ola: What's going on?

Anne-Marie: They are fighting.

Ola: I can't believe you fought! Go to the Naughty Platform for 8 minutes right now!

[Ola grabs Harper shoulders and takes her to the Naugty Platform]

Ola: Now put your legs into there.

Harper: NO!

[Harper bursts into tears]

Ola: If you don't wanna stay here, I will put 13 minutes for you.

Harper: I HATE YOU!

Ola: And as for you, Piper for fighting Harper.

[Ola grabs Piper's wrists as the latter bursts into tears and starts jumping]

Piper: NO! I WANT TO WATCH EVER AFTER HIGH!

[Piper bites Ola's hand]

Ola: Ouch!

[Piper runs to her iPad and plays Ever After High]

Anne-Marie: PIPER DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PLAYING EVER AFTER HIGH TO YOUR IPAD WHILE YOU'RE PUNISHED!

[Callum arrives]

Callum: Mommy?

Anne-Marie: I'm busy honey!

Ola: Piper, you don't bite my hand!

[Callum covers his ears as he bursts into tears]

Anne-Marie: Callum?

[Calum cries some more]

Anne-Marie: Why are you crying?

Callum: I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!

[Callum runs off crying]

Anne-Marie: CALLUM TYSON LOOMIS!

[Anne-Marie runs off to Callum's room]

Diverse Toys
Ola: Okay, so while Harper likes Monster High and Piper loves Ever After High, how about something else?

Anne-Marie: Sounds good.

Ola: Okay, so Harper and Piper. If you like Monster High and Ever After High so much, why not Bratz?

Harper: I hate Bratz!

Piper: Yeah, their name suits them because THEY ARE BRATTY!

Ola: Barbie?

Harper: No, Barbie is dumb!

Piper: Yeah, like a dumb blonde! Apple White is better!

Ola: How about Rainbow High?

Harper: That toy line sucks!

Piper: Yeah, the dolls are ugly!