Birou-Jennings Family funeral for Robert's grandfather

Transcript
[The Birou-Jennings family, friends and relatives are gathered at a funeral for Robert Jennings' grandfather]

Priest: "My friends, we are all gathered here today, to honor the memory of..."

[Treat pees into the casket]

Treat: "I done a wee."

[Nicole is talking to her friend on her cell phone]

Nicole: "You should have seen him, Nancy. He looks very lifelike, and..."

[Brahm is plucking the petals off of all the flowers on the funeral wreath]

Nicole: "Oh, my lord!"

[Brahm changes the music to Drop the World by Lil' Wayne]

Madeline/Nicholas/Catherine/Bianca/Melody: "Aunty Nicole! Aunty Nicole! Look what Brahm and Treat are doing!"

Orla: "Mom, my cousins want you!"

Robert: "BRAHM ALLAN JENNINGS!"

Priest: "What is going on here?"

Orla: "Mom, look at what they're doing right now!"

[Friend of Robert's Grandfather delivers a eulogy]

Great-Grandfather Jennings' friend: "Er-hem. I'd like to take this moment to say a few words about my good friend..."

Mourner: "Oh, my lord! Look at what those boys are doing!"

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

Robert: "THAT'S IT! WE HAVE TO GO HOME!"

Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla: "Aw!"

Nicole: "Come on girls, let's go!"

Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla/Orla: "Aw!"

Kayla: "Already?"

Orla: "Why do we have to leave?"

Nicole: "We have to leave now because Brahm and Treat spoiled this somber event."

[The family is gathered in their vehicle]

[Robert steps on the gas and drives away from the church]

Nicole: " "

Brahm: "WE WANNA GO BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!"

Robert: " "

Treat: "You're poo-poo!"

[Once they get home, Nicole places both boys in their respective Naughty Pits]

[Nicole discards 10 beanbags into each Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "You do not change the music, pluck the petals off flowers, or pee in the casket. Like I said for 3 minutes. Do not move."

[Nicole walks away and she and Robert confiscate Brahm's Diego plush doll, Treat's Barney plush, Brahm's Geo plush, Treat's toy firetruck, Brahm's Elmo plush, and Treat's Boots the Monkey plush]

3 minutes later

Nicole: "Look at me! You need to tell me you're sorry!

Brahm: "NO!"

Treat: "I DON'T WANT TO SAY SORRY!"

Nicole: "Then you'll stay there for 6 minutes."

[Brahm and Treat escapes the Naughty Pit to watch The Pajanimals on TV]

Robert: "No we're not watching the Pajanimals right now! Go back in these pits and don't even come out."

[Robert switches off the TV and DVD, takes the Pajanimals DVD out, places it back in its case and confiscates all of Brahm and Treat's Pajanimals DVDs]

Treat: "I WANT TO WATCH THE PAJANIMALS!!!"

[Robert ]

Robert: "KNOCK IT OFF BOYS!"

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat back in the Naughty Pits]

Nicole (angrily): "12 MINUTES!"

[Nicole confiscates Treat's Squacky the duck plush and Brahm's Apollo the dog plush.]

[Brahm and Treat escapes the Naughty Pit and sneak out these windows]

Nicole: "IF YOU EVER SNEAK OUT OF THE WINDOW YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL BE 30 MINUTES!!!"

[Brahm wrestles with Nicole]

Nicole: "OK! YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL BE 45 MINUTES!!!"

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat back in the Naughty Pits]

Nicole: "STAY IN THESE PITS AND DO NOT MOVE!!!"

[Brahm and Treat escapes the Naughty Pits and goes swimming]

Nicole: "YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL BE 60 MINUTES!!! GET OUT OF THE POOL RIGHT NOW!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SWIMMING!!!"

Brahm: "NO I DON'T WANT 60 MINUTES!!!"

Nicole: "THEN YOU'LL MAKE 75 MINUTES!!!"

Robert: "GET OUT OF THE POOL RIGHT NOW!!! IF YOU DO NOT GET OUT OF THE POOL THEN YOU'RE TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL BE 90 MINUTES!!!"

Treat: "NO!"

Nicole: "ALRIGHT! YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL BE 90 MINUTES!!!"

[Robert and Nicole ]

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat back in the Naughty Pits]

Nicole: "Stay in the pits for 90 minutes! Do not move."

[Brahm and Treat escapes the Naughty Pits and jumps on Skyla's Trampoline]

Robert: " "

Nicole: "YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL NOW BE 105 MINUTES!!!"

"Brahm: "NO!"

Nicole: "DO YOU WANT YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD TO BE 120 MINUTES?!!!"

Treat: "NO!"

Nicole: "THEN LET'S GO BACK IN THE NAUGHTY PITS AND STAY THERE FOR 105 MINUTES!!!"

[Brahm and Treat wrestles Nicole]

Nicole: "RIGHT, YOUR TIMEOUT PERIOD WILL BE 120 MINUTES!!!"

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat back in the Naughty Pits]

Nicole: "STAY IN THOSE PITS FOR 120 MINUTES, AND ALSO YOUR TOYS, DVDS, GAMES, AND DOLLS WILL ALL BE IN TOY JAIL FOR THREE DAYS, YOUR PLAY CARS ARE GONE FOR A WEEK, WE ARE ENDING YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH CHRIS, CRAIG, MITCHELL, ROSS, LUCAS, LEON AND RICHARD FOR NINE DAYS, YOU WILL BE STAYING IN THIS HOUSE AND NOT BE PLAYING OUTSIDE FOR 2 WEEKS, YOU WILL NOT WATCH TV FOR A MONTH, AND YOU WILL BE STAYING IN YOUR NAUGHTY PITS FOR 120 MINUTES!!! DO NOT MOVE!!!!!!"

[Nicole confiscates their toys, DVDs, games, and dolls]

Nicole: "STAY IN THESE NAUGHTY PITS UNTIL IT IS TIME TO GO TO BED!!!"

Brahm (screeching): OK!!!!!!!!!!

[Brahm and Treat are staying in the pits until it's time to go to bed]

120 minutes later

Nicole: "Both of you, tell everybody in this family goodnight and then you're going straight to bed!"