Beauregard Family 2028 Christmas

Time to Go to Grandma and Grandpa's House
Violet: "Girls, it's time to go to Grandma and Grandpa's house!"

Arriving at Grandma and Grandpa's House
Grandpa Sam: "Are you looking forward to Christmas, baby?"

Jennifer: "I am!"

Grandma Scarlett: "And I can't wait to see you in your flower girl's dress tomorrow!"

Grandpa Sam: "That's right, Fauna loves you. Want to see a photograph of you and Fauna?"

Christmas Eve
Violet: "Don't worry Jenny, Fauna will send you a nice postcard and when you get it, you can tell her what you did at Christmas."

Time to Open Presents
Violet: "Morning girls and MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[Jennifer looks inside her stocking]

Jennifer: "Hey, I've got "

[Melissa and Diana look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Melissa: " "

Diana: " "

[Jennifer opens up all her presents]

Jennifer: "Cool! I've got "

[Melissa opens up her present to find a note from Santa saying, "Melissa, you have been anything but good this year. You stole from stores, terrorized your younger sister Jennifer, tortured your mother and got kicked out of school. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Melissa: " "

[Diana opens up her present to find a note from Santa saying, "Diana, you have very bad this year. You hit your mother, attacked Jennifer, shoplifted from stores and got kicked out of school. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Diana: " "

Melissa: "You know what, Diana? LET'S KILL JENNIFER!"

Diana: "YEAH, BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT PRESENTS, THAT (bleep)!"

[Violet, Grandpa Sam and Grandma Scarlett run to the living room]

Jennifer: "Grandpa Sam, get me out of here, please!"

Dinnertime
Jennifer: "Thank you mommy for taking me to the toy store to get me a treat after going into casualty."

[Jennifer hugs Violet]

Violet: "You're very welcome, sweetie. Let's go have some scrummy yummy Christmas Dinner!"

Jennifer: "Yay!"