Funnie Family/Transcript

Calling Nicole Birou-Jennings
[Nicole is listening to quiet music on her iPod]

[The phone rings]

Nicole: "I'll get it!"

[Jo picks up the phone]

Jo: "Hi, who is this calling?"

Nicole: "This is Nicole Birou-Jennings speaking. Can you explain to me the family you are encountering?"

Jo: "I am encountering the Funnie Family. Rolland and Patty are having problems with Chip, age 16, Skylar, age 13, and twins Bubby and Bobby, age 2. They also have Xandra, age 27 and Ollie. age 20. Xandra recently gave birth to fraternal twins Mack and Michelle who are approximately 2 weeks. Skylar is one of the most violent girls I have ever encountered in my life in my own opinion. She punches things out the window, acts extremely cruel to animals, and got expelled from 17 schools. Chip always visits his friends without permission and smokes. Bubby and Bobby refuse to eat and are quite whiny, but they are mostly well-behaved. Xandra, Ollie, and the fraternal twins are the only ones who are 100% well-behaved. Mind if you tell me the techniques I should include?"

Nicole: "Give Chip the Naughty Swivel, the Reflection Room for Skylar, and the Naughty Pit and its "Super" counterpart for Bubby and Bobby. Also, introduce them Block Violence, Good Eater, and the Reward Chart."

Jo: "Can you describe me the themes for the Reward Charts?"

Nicole: "Chip's should be Angry Birds, Skylar's is Selena Gomez, and do PB&J Otter for Bubby and Bobby."

Jo: "Thank you, I will see you again."