Racist Family vs. One Sociopathic Dad/Transcript

Meeting the Triad
[We see David entering the base with Sarah and his family]

David: ”Okay, once we get a job here, the thing we need to do is keep those minorities in line. This includes c***ks, n****rs, w*ps, towelheads and other non-white undesirables.”

[David sees multiple people of Asian-American decent in gang clothes, BE!Maria is reading JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and Xiu-mei is reading Cells at Work!]

David: “Hey, what the hell are you losers doing?!”

Longwei: “Who the fuck is this guy?”

[Yugi goes up to them]

Yugi: “C***ks go back to China and eat dog meat!”

[BE!Maria looks at him, repulsed by his racist language and begins to speak]

BE!Maria: “I’m born in the states. I’m Japanese-American and so is Longwei. I just happen to learn Chinese because my adopted family is predominantly Chinese-speakers.”

[Sally goes up to Xiu-mei, who is sitting on her father’s lap]

Xiu-mei: “1, 2, 3, We are Cells at Work~!”

Sally: “Daddy says books like that aren’t allowed in our America because of what the J*ps did in World War II.”

BE!Maria: “She’s Chinese. I’ve read about the things they’ve done and no Chinese gang member I met took them out of me. By the way, I’m half-white.”

Xiu-mei: “Daddy, what’s she talking about?”

Lei: "Jiayi, can you hold my daughter for a minute?"

Jiayi: "Sure. Come on, Xiu-mei. Let's go play over there."

[Lei hands his daughter to Jiayi]

Lei: “Look, I don’t know why you’re like this, but just shut the hell up and leave us alone.”

Sarah: “Then you get the hell out!”

Longwei: “Fuck no! We were here first, lady!”

Haden: “Look, I’m so sorry. Mom, dad, cut it out! Then you wonder why we wanna be away from you all!”

Sarah: “Haden, You’ll learn eventually. C***ks are damaging our important industry, and J*ps did horrendous things to us in WWII. We ban books like what she’s reading so you’ll learn why Japs are evil people.”

[Fumei comes in and takes Xiu-mei of Jiayi’s hands]

Fumei: “What are you people doing to my husband and daughter?”

David: "We're sending these dog eaters back to Korea where they belong!"

Feng: “Will you go away?!”

Longwei: “Yeah, piss off!“

The Brawl
David: "You c****ks asked for it!"

[David throws a punch at Lei]

Lei: "You want a fight?! We'll give you one!"

[The brawl officially begins]

Sarah: "Quick kids! Get the batons and start beating those dog eaters!"

[All the Georgia kids (except for Haden and Kendra) got batons and proceeded to beat the Xiaoying Gang with them]

BE!Maria: "FUCK!”

Yugi: "DIE YOU WEEABOO FUCKS!!!"

[BE!Maria takes the baton out of Yugi's hands and hits him with it]

Yugi: "OW!!! DADDY HELP!!!"

[David snatches BE!Maria and slams her on the ground as hard as he can]

BE!Maria: "Fuck you..."

Longwei: "YOU DON'T SLAM MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!"

[Longwei tackles David and the two wrestle]

David: "I may be 40, but at least I ain't weak!"

[David overpowers Longwei and punches him in the face several times. Longwei later takes out one of his guns and fires a shot, getting him off Longwei]

Longwei: “Fucking KKK member!”

Haden: "Let's get outta here, Kendra! This is just ridiculous!"

Kendra: "I agree! Let's go eat at the sushi restaurant nearby."

Haden: "I thought mom and dad said that we can't eat sushi because that's what the 'c***ks' eat?"

Kendra: "Screw them! I want an escape from all of this chaos!"

Haden: "Alright then..."

[Haden and Kendra leave the scene]

[Meanwhile, BE!Maria takes out her gun and proceeds to shoot at the family]

Sarah: "YOU CAN'T BRING A GUN IN A FIST FIGHT BITCH!!!"

George: "I got her ass!"

[George tries to tases BE!Maria, nearly causing her to fall]

BE!Maria: "Longwei, get that little shit!”

[Longwei tackles George and throws him to the floor]

George: "DON’T TOUCH ME YOU FUCKING C****KS!! FUCKING SHIT!”

Longwei: "That'll teach you!"

[Sally proceeds to sneak up on Xiu-mei and hits her violently]

Xiu-mei: (crying) "Stop!”

[Sally then snatches Xiu-mei's "Cells at Work!" book and tears it apart]

Sally: "Dog eaters don't read manga!"

[Fumei pushes her away]

Fumei: "Little brat!”

[Xiu-mei gets up, visibly vexed at her destroyed manga. She gets up to Sally and starts hitting her violently and pushes her to the ground and gets on top of her and headbutts her if she tries to get up]

Xiu-mei: (while hitting her) “My daddy brought me that! You deserve to be hit for destroying what he gave me! You like that?! Do you?!”

Sally: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

Xiu-mei: “Quiet, You deserve to be hit!”

Sally: “Shut up!”

Xiu-mei: “Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!”

[Sally begins bawling as Xiu-mei picks up her ripped up manga, not before stepping on her face and finally slapping her hard and then finally punching her]

Xiu-mei: “Daddy, I’m going to the side.”

[BE!Maria, who stopped fighting to see the beatdown of Sally, erupts into laughter]

BE!Maria: “ハハハハハ！、無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄.......無駄ァァァ！WRYYYYYYYY!, ハハハハハハハハ！” (Translation: Hahahahaha!, MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA.......MUDAAA! WRYYYYYYYY!, Hahahahahahahaha!)

David: “Shut up you stupid bitch! That little brat just beat up my daughter!”

Lei: “Heh, This is what happens when you ripped something of value to her.”

[Xiu-mei coldly walks away]

David: “You get back here!”

[Xiu-mei ignores him, Lei then punches him]

Xiu-mei: “Harder daddy.”

[Lei punches him again, albeit harder]

Xiu-mei: “Again with feeling.”

[Lei punches him incredibly hard]

[Feng avoids a shot by Wendell]

Feng: "拉屎！" (Translation: Shit!)

Wendell: "Time to die, communist ass!"

[Feng then grabs a Febreeze spray and sprays it at Wendell's eye, irritating it]

Wendell: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

[Feng then begins to attack Wendell]

Wendell: (crying) "STOP IT!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!"

Feng: "Oh? You’re sorry for your sister ripping up my niece‘s manga?”

[David and Sarah are still brawling Lei and Fumei. This time, they are shooting each other with machine guns, AR-15s, AK-47s, double barrel shotguns, and more guns]

David: "EVERY SINGLE DOG EATER IN THIS BASE WILL DIE!!!"

Sarah: "SURRENDER NOW OR BE SMASHED WITH OUR GUNS!”

Lei: "You bastards.... you deserve it...”

Fumei: "Fuck you! Your daughter ripped up our daughter's manga!"

[At this point, Reicheru and Sophie arrive]

Reicheru: "Not this shit again!”

Sophie: "Hey! Stop!”

[Everyone stops]

David: "Look, these dog eaters-"

Lei: "Started it!”

Reicheru: "I don't wanna here it! You all come to the office right now!"

Aftermath
Reicheru: “David, You are going to pay for Xiu-mei’s volume of Cells at Work! No exceptions! Since this was done on self-defence, I will not punish the Black Heaven Triad nor Xiu-mei for what they did.”

[Lei goes up to David, who puts him at gunpoint. Lei takes his hand out to assure he isn't armed]

David: "You want some more?"

Reicheru: "David put the gun down! We're not gonna have a round 2!"

[David sighs, then puts down his gun]

Lei: “You are lucky you didn’t destroy Maria’s JoJo manga and you’re lucky the volume she had wasn’t Volumes 1-44, She would of broken your fucking skull. Now give me the money.”

David: "Not until you c****ks apologize for bombing Pearl Harbor.

Lei: “I don’t know why you’re telling me to apologize for Pearl Harbor. I’m Han Chinese not Japanese. You know the group who suffered 300,000 in the Rape of Nanking?“

BE!Maria: “Yeah, That make more sense. Telling me to apologize for the Rape of Nanking...”

Feng: “I’m Chinese from the place called Nanjing, bastard, That’s like blaming the Vietnamese for My Lai!”

Fumei: "Yeah, don't even go there with us!"

Joseph: “I’m Korean, you dumbass, My grandaunt was a fucking comfort woman, she would have been utterly disgusted with westerners like you.”

[Xiu-mei glares at Sally]

Sally: "Give me that look again and I'll rip out your slanted eyes!"

Xiu-mei: “I dare you! Daddy hates your daddy. You’re bad, since daddy hates white supremacists. He tells me how they did lots of bad things, white supremacists are bad people, Also, I hate you.“

David: “You’re teaching that little girl of yours to hate whites!”

Lei: “She doesn’t hate whites, Maria is half-white, She hates white supremacists like you, especially your brat.”

[Xiu-mei gets out her Jessie doll]

Xiu-mei: “Néih hóu Jessie, I had a fateful day today, some mean people came and ripped my manga, I used self-defense.”

[Sally looks at the Jessie doll]

Sally: “Daddy, make her give the Jessie doll to me.”

David: “Great idea! Lei, give us the Jessie doll, it’s compensation on what your damn daughter did to mine.”

Lei: “No, Fuck off, you ripped up someone sentimental to her, now piss off and leave.”

[Sally goes to Xiu-mei and tries to snatch the Jessie doll, but Xiu-mei holds it above her head]

Xiu-mei: “No, you’re probably gonna rip Jessie the same way you rip my Cells at Work! book, 躝開! (Go away!)”

Sally: “Give it to me right now!”

Xiu-mei: “I beat you up once and I can do it again, I don’t like you!”

Lei: “David, you’ve got 5 seconds to get your daughter away from mine before she does the High DIO thing again, The Japanese members are starting to call her Dioko.”

Reicheru: “Lei, I don’t think it’s appropriate for your Japanese gang members to nickname your daughter after a villain from an ultra-violent manga.”

Xiu-mei: “I like that name.”

BE!Maria: “See? She likes it.”

Reicheru: “Alright then, David, get your daughter back in her seat, Now.”

David: “Apologize to my Sally right now or I'll spank you in front of your terrible parents!”

Fumei: Go ahead! Put your hands on my daughter and see what happens!

[Xiu-mei’s glare turns into a disgusted look]

Xiu-mei: “She deserved it.”

[Everyone looks at Xiu-mei, shocked by what she just said minus Lei, who smirks]

David: What do you mean she "deserved it"? You brutally assaulted her over a stupid book!

Xiu-mei: “Why should I apologize to that mean girl? She ripped my Cells at Work! manga my daddy gave me, I don’t say sorry to people like her and you, Daddy told me that racists like you are terrible humans, Daddy told me that Yéyé’s family died because of them, Daddy told me white supremacists who hurt deserve to be hurt.”

David: Wow. You're just as horrible as your parents. Come on, Sally. Let's go sit down.

Lei: “At least my daughter’s not a lowlife piece of racist trash like you, The Dioko nickname is well-deserved.”

[Sally walks away and sits down, both her and Xiu-mei are still glaring at each other]

Reicheru: “I also want a written apology to them immediately. They might be bastards, but at least they aren’t fucking racists. You attacked them for the complexion of their skin!”

David: "Whatever! You SJWs always gotta side with the minorities!"

Reicheru: “You attacked them on purpose. If the gang attacked a bunch of white members for eating sushi, their punishment would have been the fucking same!”

David: "Well here's your money, dog eater!"

[David hands Lei the $15]

Lei: “If I catch you near my family again, I will make sure you do not live, Do you understand me?, Maybe Xiu-mei can beat up your daughter again and I’ll post it online."

Sarah: "Sure. And if you try to harass us again, we'll make sure to nuke your asses!"

Longwei: “Maybe don’t live, baby!"

Reicheru: "No! That’s enough! This conversation is over. You all are dismissed.

[After everyone leaves, the Georgia family attempts to find Haden and Kendra]

Sarah: "Where are these two?"

David: "I can't believe they didn't help us!"

[The family then sees the two exiting the sushi restaurant]

Haden: "That was some good food!"

Kendra: "Yeah! We should go there more often."

David: "Excuse me! Did you two just ate at a sushi restaurant?"

Haden: "Yes. And?"

Sarah: "Only the Korean weeaboos eat there!"

Kendra: "Actually, sushi is more of a Japanese thing."

David: "I don't give a rat's ass on what thing it is! All Asian cultures are the same! Now let's get in the car! And Haden and Kendra, we're gonna have a talk about your behaviors!"

Haden: “You started it!”

Haden and Kendra talk to the Xiaoying/Black Heaven.
[Haden and Kendra approach the gang, Xiu-mei has a replaced volume of Cells at Work!]

Haden: “Look, we're sorry about what our family did.”

BE!Maria: “Hm, I’m sure you’d understand. If that was either of my JoJo volumes my mother had, he would have not lived to see you have grandkids.”

Kendra: “Is it okay if I talk to Xiu-mei?”

[Lei nods]

Kendra: “I haven’t seen you that angry when Sally ripped your manga up. Why?”

Xiu-mei: “Anything my daddy gives me is special. My daddy likes Cells at Work!”

BE!Maria: "Believe me, she’s lovely really, She went High DIO on that little shit!, It’s like if she got the strength to pummel her opponent to the ground.”

[A Chinese man runs into the gang]

Man: “Xiu-mei! Xiu-mei!”

[He comes down to Xiu-mei’s height]

Man: “I heard you got into a fight, did you win or lose?”

Haden: Who's that?

Fumei: “That’s my brother Dongshun.”

Xiu-mei: “You mean that mean girl who ripped Cells at Work! and wanted my Jessie?, Her?”

Dongshun: “I heard it from several members, You kicked ass!”

[Lei notices something with Xiu-mei’s knuckles and hands]

Lei: “Xiu-mei, show me your hands.”

[Xiu-mei shows her palms to her father, which reveals bruising on her knuckles and palms]

Lei: “Holy shit, You must of hit her pretty hard to achieve that....”

Xiu-mei: “Yeah, they kinda sting a bit, daddy.”

Kendra: “Xiu-mei, I’m sorry about my family.....”

Lei: “Believe me, she’s a normal little girl most of the time, I’ve hardly seen her that angry before, you know?”

Haden: ”My dad thinks the people who make Pokémon are pedophiles and Satanists, I don’t know where he go that idea from, He also claim’s it’s thinly veiled Japanese propaganda to brainwash American youth to “supporting Imperial Japan”.”

BE!Maria: “That’s stupid.”