Samo Family Christmas 2031

Transcript
Nicole: "Satoko, Toshio, and Reiko spent Christmas alone in their mansion, they woke up at 6 AM."

[Toshio is asleep in his bed, then Satoko comes in]

Satoko "俊夫、赤ちゃんは、目覚める、それはクリスマスです" (Translation: Toshio, baby, wake up, it's Christmas)

[Toshio gets up, and he and Satoko go downstairs]

Satoko: "こんばんは、お母さん" (Translation: Good evening, mom)

Reiko: "あなたは、やけに早起きだ" (Translation: You're awfully up early)

[Toshio looks in his stocking]

Toshio: "キャンディ、ポッキー、りんご、そしてマンガが、私はそれがしかし何であるかわからない、いや待て、それはデジモンのVテイマー、ついに、お母さんの？私たちはマンガ図書館のこどものセクションでそれを置くことができる" (Translation: Candy, Pocky, Apples, and a manga, I don't know what it is though, oh wait, it's Digimon V-Tamer, finally, mom? can we put it in the Kodomo section of our manga library)

Satoko: "もちろん我々はできる" (Translation: Of course we can)

Opening Presents
[Toshio reveals his presents]

Toshio: "" (Translation: I got a Pikachu plush, a gift card to the Pokemon Center in Tokyo. Pokemon Adventures manga, Hetalia Axis Powers Volume 1, and a box of chocolates, not gonna eat them all at once, I'm gonna share them with my friends and my family, a box containing 20 Yu-Gi-Oh! decks and also in it is 10 Yu-Gi-Oh booster packs, a Pokemon DVD, Naruto manga Volume 23, the Japanese version of Wreck it-Ralph DVD, wow, that's alot by my standards, I must be very rich, and we are earning money month after month, they better not be fake, and oh, I got a Charmander plush, that's about 38 things including my Yu-Gi-Oh! decks and booster packs, wow, I got alot this year, thanks Santa!)

Reiko: "" (Translation: Actually, me and Satoko got you the Yu-Gi-Oh! decks and booster packs)

Toshio: "" (Translation: Thanks Reiko and mom!"

[Toshio turns to Satoko]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Mom? can you check if they are fake for me please? I don't want to make my friends disappointed)

Satoko: "" (Translation: Little one, You know I never buy you fake s***, never in 6 million years, because you're my son and I love you, I brought them off Ebay.co.jp, but I will check anyway)

'[Satoko takes the decks and the box containing the booster packs from her son's hands]

Reiko: "" (Translation: What a good boy)

Christmas Dinner
[On the table there is Japanese foods and a Christmas cake]

Happy New Year!
[The family is seen, Toshio is wearing a blue yukata, holding his Shadow plush, Satoko is seen wearing a black and red kimono holding some of her Transformers figures, and Reiko is wearing a blue and red kimono getting in the limo]

Satoko: "" (Translation: This is awesome, isn't it Toshio-kun?)

Toshio: "" (Translation: Yes)

Satoko: "" (Translation: After this, bed)

Omisoka Festival
[The family arrive at the festival]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Okay Toshio, stay with me at all times, no running off, and if you want to go somewhere, ask me and two guards will follow you for your protection, Don't go far!)

[Toshio nods]

[Sachiko and Shika come up to Satoko and Toshio, Shika is seen holding her Rouge plush]

Toshio: "" (Translation: What's up, Shika-chan?)

Shika: "" (Translation: Nothing)

[A boy around 12 grabs Shika by the arm]

Boy: "" (Translation: Hey, wanna do some dancing?)

Shika: "" (Translation: No, I already have a boyfriend)

Boy: "" (Translation: I can be better than him)

Toshio: "" (Translation: She's my mistress!)