Passport Errors

Chapter 1: Seriously?
Tran Thi Kim was at her immigration border where she checked passports, Cuong was part-time.

An obese woman walked towards her.

" (Papers, please)" Kim said.

The woman handed Kim her papers, she's noticed her weight, profile pictures, had an non-existent gender down, which was bigender, and also had black down as the ethnicity even though she looked white.

" (Miss, there is a lot of errors with your passport, are you traveling on a fake passport?)" Kim asked.

"It's sexist to put it down as male or female because it offends the transgender, It is offensive to put white down because it's racist, putting your weight down is fatphobic!" She yelled.

"I'm a male, I am never going to be a girl, no one can be bigender unless with surgery." Cuong said.

He checked the errors.

"You don't seem to be African-American." He said.

"THAT'S RACIST! PUTTING WHITE DOWN IS RACIST!" She shouted.

"And your weight is.....234 lbs, but your passport says 112 lbs, no, this isn't right." He said.

"It's fatphobic and is demeaning to fat people!" She shouted at the Vietnamese man.

And he then looked at the gender section.

"Bigender is not a valid gender." He said.

He turned to Kim.

" (Deny her)" He said.

She stamped with it "DENIED"

"No! NO! NO! YOU ARE RACIST AND SEXIST, YOU F***ING TRANSPHOBE CIS F***ERS!" She shouted.

" (And maybe detain her)" He said.

Cuong showed her a valid passport, which was his own.

It showed his date of birth as January 1st 1944 (ghost), his date of death, which was only exclusive to ghosts as August 15th 1964, his gender was male, which was marked by an M, his nationality was Vietnamese, his ethnicity was Asian, his height was 5'6 and his weight was 123 lbs,

Chapter 2: No Entry
The North had just banned American tourists for five days after the Johnny incident.

A spoiled looking woman around Cuong's age came to the checkpoint.

Kim and Cuong looked at her passport.

"No entry from the United States." He said.

"What? Why?!" She whined.

"I'm sorry, but it's only going to be for five days, come back five days." He said.

"F*** you, c**t! I wany to go to America!" She screamed bloody murder from the top of her lungs.