Jazz

Sophie's Day at the Otter City Music Shop
Barry Otter: "Hey, you like jazz?"

Sophie: "Did you listen to the narrator?"

Barry: "Oh, you do? Why not try the sexophones?"

Anna Otter: (Sophie's mom) "They're saxophones."

(Anna calls 911)

Anna: "Hi, um yeah police, Barry Otter called saxophones sexophones."

Police Officer: (name: Paul Otter) "Okay, I'll arrest him and he'll be in jail for three days."

(in jail)

Barry: "You know, I'm a otter, I'll just walk out.

Redolfo Otter: "I've got a favorite song. It's Old McDonald."

Sophie: "Daddy."

Redolfo: "You three, play the saxophone. Sophie will do the melody. Marilou will do chords and Anna and will do the background of the song. I will sing."

Redolfo: "3, 2, 1, GO!"

(Sophie, Anna, and Reicheru plays the saxophone)

Redolfo: (singing) "Old McDonald was dyslexic I-O-I-O-E! I don't know what he has on his farm, because I've never been."

NOTE: Dyslexia is no joke, dyslexic people can't read letters. It's not intended to make a joke about dyslexia.

Barry: "Make your way on Otter State's Got Talent!"

At Otter State's Got Talent
TV: "Welcome to Otter State's Got Talent! A show that's kind of like America's Got Talent, but with the hundreds and hundreds of otters."

Erin Ipock: (on microphone) "We've got the famous Otter family!"

Anna: "We've got Old McDonald for you."

(the adults are dread)

Kids: "YAY!"

(Anna, Redolfo, and Sophie starts playing their saxophones)

Redolfo: "Old McDonald was dyslexic I-O-I-O-E!"

(the adults laugh)

Redolfo: "I don't know what he has on his farm, because I've never been."

(everyone laughs)

Erin: "JUDGES!"

Simon: "10/10!"

Teresa Merwin: "11!"

Erin: "You can only go up to 10."

Teresa: "Ok, 10."

(Jo Frost chuckles)

Jo: "10!"

Vicky: "10!"

Erin: "Wow, the second 40 out of 40 in this entire show since it began in 2007. The first 40 out of 40 song happened in October 2012 with the song "All Star" with Electric Zoo after that. And this is the second time now."

(flashback to October 2012)

(everyone laughs)

Hillary Clinton: "Literal 10/10 that was hilarious."

Luther Dogg: "10!"

Barack Obama: "TEN!"

Osama bin Laden: "10!"

Erin Ipock: "Whoa, all 10 out of 10s. That's the first time!"

(end of flashback)

Jo: "BORE-RING!"