Nkere Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Jo heads to the land down under to meet the Nkere Family..."

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm heading down to the land down under to help a family in crisis. Let's take a look, shall we?"

???: "G'day, I'm Lyndsey. We're the Nkere Family!"

Jenna's 14th Birthday Party Disaster
Jo: "Jenna was having a birthday party with all of her friends and Becca ruined it by playing a mean trick."

[Becca puts itching power under Melissa Deanne's back]

Jenna: "All right, Sheilas! Who's ready for the barby?"

[Melissa suddenly starts to scratch her back]

Jenna: "Melissa, what are you bloody doing, mate?"

Melissa Deanne: "My back is itchy!"

Party guests: "So is mine!"

Lyndsey: "REBECCA LOUISE NKERE!!!"

Becca: "What?!"

Lyndsey: "HOW DARE YOU PUT ITCHING POWDER ON ALL THE GUESTS!!! YOU'VE BOUGHT YOURSELF A TRIP TO THE CALM DOWN ZONE MISSY!!"

Becca: [sneering] "I don't want to go to the Calm Down Zone!"

[Lyndsey drags Becca to the Calm Down Zone]

Becca: "Let me go, you bloody filthy animal!"

[Lyndsey leaves Becca in the Calm Down Zone]

Jenna: "Let's try to resume the party. Who's up for the barby and beach volleyball, sheilas?"

Melissa Deanne: "You bet I am, mate!"

[Jenna and her friends hurry outside to the beach to play beach volleyball]

[Rebecca leaves the Calm Down Zone and changes the beach music to No Love by Lil' Wayne and Eminem]

Party guest: "What the? Now it's not the beach music? Who changed it anyway?"

Becca: "I DID! BUT I HAVE ALSO BOOKED KANYE WEST AND KE$HA!"

[Becca replaces the water with alcoholic drinks and gets into two of them and puts one in a party guest's mouth and one is Lyndsey's mouth and one in Melissa's mouth]

Melissa: "Becccaaaa......wut.......arr..yoooo...dooooeng....heeeer....mait." (Translated to: Becca, what are you doing here, mate?!)

Becca: "I...em.....tryeeeeeng...tuuuu....rueen....dees....celeeeeeebraaaashen...furr...depstiiiiiks......." (Translated to: I am trying to ruin this celebration for dipsticks!)

Lyndsey: "Becccaaaaa...guuu....com.....baaaacc....tuu....teeeeee.....caaaaam...dowwwwwwn....zooooooooon..." (Translated to: Becca, go come back to the Calm Down Zone!)

Becca: "I....duuun't...wunnuuuuuu...guuuuuu...baaaaac....maaiiiiit." (Translated to: "I don't wanna go back, mate!")