Doublenanny Special (Marsters Family)/Transcript

Submission reel
Aui: We are here in Salt Lake City to visit a family which is not like normal families.

Usha: It consists of a couple with two kids who had adopted five kids. Let's have a look.

'''Spencer: Hello, I am Spencer. I am a part time DJ.

'''Beverly: And I am Beverly. And we are the Marsters family. We have Tatum who is 7 and Glenn who is 4.

'''Spencer: And we adopted five of them. Hermione from England, who is 16, Feng Mian from China who is 13, Trevor from Barbados who is 10, Adinew from India who is 8 and Margarita from Dominican Republic who is 5.

'''Beverly: Feng Mian loves art, especially painting...

[Feng Mian paints a flower]

Usha: Amazing painting!

'''Beverly: ...and plays the piano.

[Feng Mian plays "Symphony No. 9" by Ludwig van Beethoven on piano]

Aui: That melody was wonderful.

'''Spencer: Hermione is obsessed with Broadway and musicals. She even played Wendy Torrance from a school play called "The Shining".

[Hermione is at a school play carrying a fake knife]

[A boy peaks out of a hole on the door]

Boy: HERE'S JOHNNY!

Usha: A school play based on a horror novel? How interesting.

'''Spencer: But refuses to do homework and slacks off chores.

Hermione: I DON'T WANT TO DO MY BLOODY HOMEWORK!

Aui: Oh dear.

'''Beverly: Trevor swears and plays violent video games.

[Trevor plays Manhunt]

Trevor: Aw (bleep), n(bleep)a!

Usha: Oh my!

'''Beverly: He also uses the N word with an a, not the hard r because he thinks the hard r is actually racist.

Aui: Yikes, black people use that word?

'''Spencer: And as for Glenn, he's the worst behaved of them all!

[Glenn spits at Margarita]

Glenn: YOU SP(bleep)!

Usha: Oh my lord, don't get me started on him...

'''Beverly: Don't get me started, he screams, throws fits and snacks on junk food.

[Glenn screams]

Glenn: I WANT CANDY!

[Glenn snacks on brownies]

Usha: Maybe if he didn't snack on junk food, then he should've tried healthy food!

'''Spencer: Supernanny, help us!

Observation begins
[Aui and Usha ring the doorbell]

[Spencer opens the door]

Aui: Hello. I am Aui.

Usha: I am Usha.

Spencer: Hello, I am Spencer.

Beverly: I'm Beverly. Welcome to our precious home.

[Aui and Usha walk in]

Naughty Swivel
[Hermione is reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]

Spencer: Hermione, it's Saturday and you know what that means?

Hermione: Chore day?

Spencer: That's right. Chore day!

Hermione: When is it when everytime it's Saturday, IT'S BLOODY CHORE DAY?!