Hudson Family 2031 Funeral for Great-Grandmother Paige

Getting Ready
[Katie is dressing her 16 children in their funeral clothes, She and the girls are wearing blazers with dresses while the boys are wearing suits and black pants]

At the church
[Aunt Theresa, Grandma Susie, Grandpa Tom, and the twin cousins Brett and Joel appear in their funeral clothes]

Katie: "Hi! Long time, no see Theresa."

Aunt Theresa: "Long time no see for you."

Minister: "We are all here today to bid farewell to Paige Eleanor Wilson who was called home by The Lord."

[Juan, Jose and Antonio are on their PS Vitas]

Katie: "Shhhh! Don't let the minister or Great-Grandmother Paige hear it."

[The family (except Juan, Jose and Antonio) takes bows to Great-Grandmother Paige]

[The minister opens the coffin to reveal Great-Grandmother Paige as a corpse]

Juan: "Ewww, look at her skin. She looks all shriveled up like a prune.

Jose: "You said it, man."

[Juan and Jose high-five each other]

[Antonio tip-toes over and drops Alice's destroyed birthday present into Great-Grandmother Paige's coffin]

Katie: "Antonio, what are you up to?"

Making Presents for Great-Grandmother Paige
[Ethan, Ryan, Jonathan, Kyle, Liam, Eric, Abby, Amanda, Milo, Julia, Kelly, Sarah, Alice, Brett and Joel are throwing money in the fire for Great-Grandmother Paige]

Grandma Susie: "Last week, we all went to the hospital to check how my mother Paige is doing, but now, she's gone."

[Juan, Jose and Antonio destroys the present their tridectuplet siblings made for Great-Grandmother Paige]

[Katie runs up to the coffin]

Katie: "Bye grandma, I will miss you so much even when you are gone. You're still in my heart and I will never forget about you."

[Katie starts to cry]

Joel: "Mom! Our adoptive cousins are destroying our tridectuplet cousins' presents for Great-Grandmother Paige!"

Brett: "Look!"

Grandpa Tom: "Don't worry, daddy is here with you. You will never forget about your grandmother."

Katie (still crying) : "But I'm so sad she's gone!"

Grandpa Tom: "Breathe, count to ten, calm down."

[Katie stops crying and calms down and notices the Mexican triplets destroyed the tridectuplet siblings' present for Great-Grandmother Paige]

[Katie forces the Mexican triplets to the wall]

Katie (calmly): "Three of you, stay there for 12 minutes."

Funeral March
[The tridectuplets, the Mexican triplets, the twins, Katie, Aunt Theresa, Grandma Susie and Grandpa Tom gathers around for the funeral march to respect Great-Grandmother Paige]

[The band is playing "Amazing Grace"]