Oryouwilldie-Branstone Family 2039 Halloween

Preparations
[Kristoff and the kids are ready for Halloween]

Kristoff:  " Okay, kids! Are you ready for Halloween? "

All kids: "Ready!"

[Liam is dressed as Mario, Salli is dressed as a 50s sock hop girl, Danny is dressed as Superman (black and white suit only with a Superman t-shirt), Hollie is dressed as Catwoman, David is dressed as Kirito from Sword Art Online, Lily is dressed as Starfire (with red wig), Jenna is dressed as a candy corn witch, Brian is dressed as race car driver, Drew is dressed as Sherlock Holmes, Tara is dressed as a vampiress and Parker is dressed as a vampire.]

Kristoff: "Okay, kids! Ready for trick-or-treating?"

Lily, Jenna, Brian, Drew, Tara and Parker:  " We're ready! "

Liam, Salli, Danny, Hollie and David:  " No! "

Suckmyc***:  " WHY THE (bleep) ARE YOU NOT TRICK-OR-TREATING?! "

Liam:  " Because, we are too old to go trick-or-treating! We are throwing a Halloween party instead! And I will be giving treats to the kids. "

Suckmyc***:  " That's fine with me. "

Trick-or-treating
[The younger kids go to a neighbor's house]

[Drew throw rocks at the doorbell]

Suckmyc***:  " DREW! STOP THROWING ROCKS AT THE DOORBELL! "

Drew:  " SHUT UP! "

Kristoff: "Drew, calm down."

Suckmyc***:  " When we get home, I will send you to the creepy zoo! "

Christopher: "That's not nice to my kids! You can't say mean words!"

[the neighbor opens the door]

Neighbor:  "Y es? "

Lily, Jenna, Brian, Drew, Tara and Parker:  " Trick or treat! "

Brian, Drew, Tara and Parker: Smell our feet! Give us something good to eat! "

Suckmyc***:  " KIDS! THAT'S NOT F***ING NICE TO THE NEIGHBORS! "

Brian:  " Sorry. "

Neighbor:  " Look at your costumes! They are so beautiful! "

Brian: "Thank you."

Halloween party
[Salli, Danny, Hollie and David go to a Halloween party]

Salli: "It better not be my mother ruining it."

Danny: "I agree."

Hollie: "My mom will never see us again!"

[No Suckmyc*** in sight]

When they got home
[The kids watch Casper]

Suckmyc***: "What movie are you watching?"

Lily: "Casper..."

Suckmyc***: "Is it very very inappropiate for kids?"

Jenna: "Yeah. Because of the strong language such as hell, b(bleep) and p(bleep)."

Suckmyc***: "WHY ARE YOU SAYING SUCH INAPPROPIATE LANGUAGE?"

Jenna: "Duh, you use those words."

Suckmyc***: "That's it! You are gonna get it!"

[Suckmyc*** puts soap on Jenna's mouth]

Jenna: "MMMMMMMMMPH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH MMMMMMPH!" (translation: "LILY! HELP ME! PLEASE!")

Suckmyc***: "Let that be a lesson to you, young lady, that certain words are not to be used."

Jenna: "MMMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" (Translation: "LILY! DADDY! HELP ME! PLEASE!")

[Jenna is now in tears as the foam coming out of her mouth and the soap]

Lily: "Oh no, Jenna! Jenna!"

[Lily goes upstairs to the bathroom]

Lily: "Jenna!"

[Lily gasps]

Lily: "Oh my gosh!"

[Jenna is shown in tears and the foam comes out of her own mouth and soap as she has her soap inside the mouth]

Lily: "Jenna! I will take that foam-infested soap!"

Jenna: "MMMMPH MMMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMPH MMMMPH MMMMMMMMMPHHH!" (Translation: "But Lily, the foam is inhabiting the soap!)

Lily: "Don't worry I will get it."

[Lily grabs the soap out of Jenna's mouth]

[Jenna rinses out in the sink]

Jenna: "I felt better."

Lily: "Now let's go watch the scene where Kat and the human Casper dances before Suckmyd*** will sell the TV on Ebay, or the pawn shop or Craig's List!"

Jenna: "Great idea!"

[Lily and Jenna continue watching Casper]

Suckmyc***: "HOLD UP! What did you just say?"

Lily: "Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....the D word?"

Suckmyc***: "NO INAPPROPIATE LANGUAGE IS ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE!"

Kristoff: "What's going on?"

Lily: "My mom grabbing the soap and put it on my sister's mouth!"

Jenna: "Mom is punishing me for using bad words!"

Kristoff: "Excuse me, my wife?"

Suckmyc***: "Those kids will pay for that"

Jenna: "How could you, mom?"