Czar, Dima, Gavrilla, Anja, Irina, Igor, Konstantin, Melora , Platon, and Savva get sent to Behavior Modification Camp

Ladonna's decision
Ladonna: "I AM SICK OF YOUR (bleep)ING ATTITUDE, GUYS! YOU ARE GOING TO BE SENT TO BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION CAMP!"

2 weeks after they left
Gavrilla: (screeching) "I WANNA WATCH PB&J OTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Officer #1: "I hate to say this, but we do not provide television in this facility. You need to improve your behavior!"

Gavrilla: "You're a (bleep) dork!"

Officer #2: "Do 10 jumping jacks and 5 chin-ups on the bar."

Gavrilla: "NO!"

[Gavrilla beats the god out of a female officer]

Officer #3: "Do 100 jumping jacks, 15 chin-ups on the bar, 20 sit-ups, and run a lap around the long track!"

Cut to:

[Ladonna is spending the day at a spa]

4 weeks after they left
[Ladonna is out at a shopping mall]

The call
Delia German: "Those kids are out of control! Pick them up ASAP!"

Ladonna: " "

Ladonna loses it
Ladonna: "SAVVA, IGOR, ANJA, IRINA, GAVRILLA, PLATON, CZAR, DIMA, MELORA, AND KONSTANTIN!!! ALL OF YOU!!! WRITE 10,000 WORDS-COMBINED FROM ESSAYS EXPLAINING THE ERRORS OF YOUR WAYS, AND WRITE NICE, HEARTFELT APOLOGY NOTES TO MRS. GERMAN!!!"

Czar: "Eat my shorts!"

Ladonna: "IF YOU DO NOT MAKE THE 10,000 WORD ESSAY PACKET AND THE NICE, HEARTFELT SORRY NOTE PACKET TO MRS. GERMAN, THEN YOU WILL SLEEP IN THE ATTIC WITH THE RATS AND MONSTERS FOR A WEEK!!!"

[Gavrilla writes an essay that says "Bite me, so you are out of ideas"]

Ladonna: "OK."

[Ladonna banishes Gavrilla to the attic]

Ladonna: "STAY! ATTIC! NO MEALS!"

Gavrilla: "F**K YOU, MOMMY!!!!!!!"

[Igor slashes Ladonna’s throat]

Ladonna: “OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Igor: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ABUSING MY SISTER AND BANISHING HER TO THE ATTIC!"

[Savva punches Ladonna in the eye]

[Konstantin smashes Ladonna’s bones]

[Platon duct tapes Ladonna’s mouth shut with super glue]