Denmas Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Ultimate Supernanny."

[Joyce rings the doorbell]

Announcer: "Joyce goes to Columbus to meet two parents in a minor town with some children who behave and others didn't."

Sophie: "I DON'T PLAY NICE!"

Sarah: "HEY SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO READ STUPID!!!"

Dolores: "I WANNA WATCH STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL WITH YOU, YOU ANNOYING BRAT!!"

Sophie: "YEAH! I WANNA WATCH STAR VS.!!!!"

Nicole: "NO! REGULAR SHOW IS BETTER!"

Announcer: "With the kids hating on each other due to their childish behavior..."

Nicole: "I HATE ALL OF YOU! GO AWAY OR ELSE I WILL PHYSICALLY ABUSE YOU ALL!!!"

Announcer: "Paige is the quietest, Camille is the smartest, and Sarah is the kindest"

Paige: "I like reading."

Announcer: "Sophie has impulsive behavior and says death threats"

Sophie: "EDDIE MUST DIE! EDDIE MUST DIE!"

Announcer: "Can Charlene stop the whiny and annoying kids before it's too late?"

Dolores: "I THOUGHT IT WAS A GNAT IN THE HOUSE!! MOM!!! SOMEONE PUT A BLACK DOT ON A WALL!!!"

Giselle: EDDIE! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT USING THE BLACK MARKER TO PUT ONE SINGLE DOT ON THE WALL?!"

Observation Continues
[Dolores is about to stack the chairs like the ghosts did in the movie Poltergeist]

[Paige gasps]

Paige: "DOLORES?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT STACKING CHAIRS? YOUR MOM IS GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO MEET YOUR DEMISE?!"

Dolores: "I didn't meet my demise. I was trying to stack the chairs."

Sophie: "Mom's gonna ground you! Oooooooh! So scary!"

Dolores: "SHUT UUUUUUUUP!

Nicole: "HEY YOU (bleep)ING MORONS! WAIT UNTIL DOLORES IS FINISHED WITH THE STACKING OF THE CHAIRS!"

Dolores: [bluntly] "Shut up with your stupid English!"

[Dolores finished stacking the chairs]

Dolores: "There? Happy now?"

Eddie: "HA HA HA! DOLORES IS STACKING CHAIRS!!!"

Dolores: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

Giselle: "What's going on here?"

Nicole: "Dolores is stacking chairs!"

Sophie: "She stacked them!"

Paige: "She stacked them like the ghosts did in the film, Poltergeist."

Dolores: "THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE ALL MINE ALL MINE!"

Giselle: "It is all because of your childish behavior! You are staying in the Naughty Pad for possibly about 12 minutes!"

Dolores: "That's for both kids and teenagers."

Giselle: "I know, but you're still staying."

[Giselle sends Dolores to the Naughty Pad for 12 minutes]

Dolores' Punishment
[Dolores puts dead gnats under Sophie, Nicole, and Paige's shirts]

[Paige screams]

Paige: "DEAD GNAT! DEAD GNAT!"

[Sophie and Nicole shriek in horror]

Sophie: "HELP! HELP!"

Charlene: "What's going on? Tell me what's going on!"

Paige: "DEAD GNAT!"

Sophie: "DEAD GNAT!"

Nicole: "DEAD GNAT!"

Charlene: "Who did that?"

Paige, Sophie, and Nicole: "DOLORES DID IT!"

Joyce: "DOLORES JUNIPER DENMAS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT PUTTING DEAD GNATS UNDER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS?"

Dolores: "I didn't. And you can't blame me."

Sophie: "WHY ARE YOU IN MY COMPUTER?"

Dolores: "I was listening to it."

Sarah: [gasps] "Dolores! You've done it again!"

Joyce: "That's it! You're staying in the Naughty Corner for 5 minutes. 5 MINUTES I TELL YOU! 5 MINUTES!"

[Joyce puts Dolores in the Naughty Corner]

[Paige, Sophie and Nicole were sobbing]

Charlene: "Are you OK?"

Paige: "We're OK."

Sarah: "They're dead gnats! I already squished them!"

Charlene: "It's OK. You took care of them, didn't you?"

Sarah: "Yeah! It was all Dolores' fault! All Dolores' fault!"