Waters Family/Transcript

Observation begins
[Annie rings the doorbell]

[Kade opens the door]

Annie: "Hello."

Kade: "Hi, Annie! Come on in!"

[Annie notices Oneida putting on eyeliner with her feet]

Annie: "What are you doing?"

Carolyn: "Oneida has a severe stiffness in her arms, so she uses her legs instead."

Annie: "I see."

[Olivia is seen hitting herself in the face with her own foot, making fun of Oneida]

Carolyn: "Olivia, "

Oneida's Feet
[We see a video camera in front of Oneida]

Oneida: "Hi, guys. I'm going to show you what I can do with my feet. But first, to show proof on how talented they are, I'm going to wiggle my toes.

[Oneida starts wiggling her toes in front of the camera]

[Oneida starts writing on the mirror, brushing her teeth, brushing her hair, putting on eyeliner, making a salad, switching the channels on TV and even driving with her feet]

Naughty Bed
Oliver: "Doing everything with your feet? Oneida is f***ing stupid!"

Olivia: "Yeah! No wonder she's blonde!"

Saxon: "Oneida! The twins are making fun of you!"

[Oneida picks up the twins in each foot and brings them to the naughty Bed]

Oneida: "You are here because you made fun of the stiffness in my arms."

2 minutes later

[Oliver & Olivia sneak out of the bedroom]

Getting ready for school
Olivia: "Hey, Oliver! I smuggled with some steroids. Want some?"

Oliver: "Sure!"

[Olivia gives Oliver steroids]

Oliver: "Ouch!"

5 seconds later

Oliver: "Oh boy! I'm so strong!"

Kade: "OK, it's time to go to-- Oliver, how did you get so bulky? I remember you being slim! Anyway, its time for preschool."

At school
Mrs. Patrick: "OK class. Time for a check at the nurse's office. Line up by the door."

At the nurse
Mr. Jarvis: "According to my X-ray, you were taking steroids! Go to the principal's office right now!"

At the principal's office
Mr. Rome: Oliver, I just got a call from the principal that you have been taking steroids! We don't take steroids! And besides, steroids are illegal! You will be suspended for 2 weeks and after 2 weeks, Mrs. Patrick will have detention at your house! Go home now!"

Suspension aftermath
Kade: "Oliver, I just got a call from the principal, your teacher and the school nurse that you took steroids! Is this true?

Oliver: "To be honest, I did..."

Kade: "...OLIVER GRANVILLE WATERS! WE CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK STEROIDS! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS! GO! ROOM! RIGHT NOW!