Fern Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Donna: " "

Announcer: "Jo returns to the UK on a mission to tame a single father's twosome of twins."

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's look and see who we got, shall we?"

Jake: "Hi, we're the Fern Family! I'm Jake aged 35 and I'm a single dad."

[John attacks Jake]

Jake: "I have the misbehaving 6-year-old twins named John and Donna."

Donna: " "

Jo Arrives at the Fern Doorstep
[We see a small farmhouse up on the hill]

AM Morning
[The Fern family is gathered to the farm]

[We see cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, orchards, horses, cats, dogs, goats and horses]

[Jake is seen milking the cow]

Jake: "Kids, I could use a hand or two here on the farm."

[Donna hits the ponies]

[John throws straw around]

Jake: "You two, can you please not fool around and help me do the farm chores?"

Donna: "Daddy, labor is lame!"

Parent Meeting
Jo: " "

House Rules
Jake: "Come in here. We need to talk."

[John and Donna sit on the beanbag]

Jo: " "

Jake: " "

Jo: "Rule No. 1: Listen and do as you are told; Rule No. 2: No hurting other people..."

Naughty Rectangle
Jo: "Today I introduced the Naughty Rectangle."

[Jo is holding a Rectangle-shaped rug]

Jo: "This is the Naughty Rectangle, and this is where you will sit if you behave unacceptably."