Needstogotojail- Brunswick Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Annie: I'm in Tijuana, Mexico to visit a single father of 2!

Derek: My name is Derek, and I have 2 kids. Ashley who's 17 and Brian whose 14.

Annie: Let's see what they're up to!

Derek: Ashley and Brian are the Worst Bullies of Mexico.

Brian: GIVE ME YOUR WALLET B****!!!

Child: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie: Oh my goodness! That poor kid!

Derek: And Ashley always takes illegal drugs in the house.

Ashley: GET OUT!!!

Derek: Are you smoking w*** again?!?!

Ashley: IT'S NOT THAT!!!

Annie: WHAT IS SHE THINKING?!?!

Derek: And I'm considered the Annie of Mexico.

Brian: But I don't want to swim to Australia!

Derek: DO IT NOW!!!

Brian: Yes sir...

Annie: Oh here we go...

Derek: Supernanny, please help me...

Annie: I'll help you alright!

Observation Begins
Annie: The peace of the house didn't last long, because suddenly, Ashley smoked of l***!!!

Derek: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SMOKING THAT S***?!?!

Ashley: Dad, it's just a cig!

Derek: How about you watch a Pokemon dating episode?

Ashley: No!

Annie: And he threatened Ashley with a cringy Pokemon dating episode! Like what? And then Brian decided to terrorize some kids.

Brian: YOU A FAT B****!!!

Child: That's not nice!

Brian: NICE THIS COW!!! (tazes child)

Annie: And then he suddenly tazed that kid! Like what in the world was I seeing?!?!

Derek: YOU TAZE, YOU SWIM TO AUSTRALIA!!!

Brian: Noooooooooooooooooooooo........................

Derek: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.....................

Annie: And last but not least, Ashley and Brian were forced to swim to Australia. We're gonna have a serious talk after this!

Parent Meeting
Annie: Derek, your family is a joke!

Derek: What do you mean?

Annie: You know what I mean! You made your kids swim to Australia! Like what in the world were you thinking?

Derek: They're experts at swimming. So they'll be fine.

Annie: Well let's see if they'll be fine if they get eaten by sharks! Also, the drugs, how could you let Ashley take that stuff?

Derek: Her mother was a drug addict. So she got her traits from her mom.

Annie: Well I'm not falling for that trait excuse again! And finally the bullying. IT NEEDS TO STOP NOW. We'll get the lessons started after your kids come back from Australia.

Derek: Hehe...

No Bullying Technique
Brian: Why can't we bully?

Derek: Because it's wrong.

Ashley: How?

Derek: What if I called you a fat b****?

Ashley: EXCUSE ME?!?! I WILL KILL YOU!!! (throws chairs and desks at Derek)

Derek: STOP IT!!!

Annie: No! Take her straight to the Naughty Platform!

Ashley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drug Disposal
Ashley: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..........

Derek: Are you taking c******?

Ashley: Yeah...

Derek: You need to take that out now.

Ashley: Ok...

Fight Dad Back
Derek: BRIAN STOP SMASHING THE WINDOWS!!!

Brain: NO!!!

Derek: Then your watching cringe compilations for 10 hours straight!

Brian: NO!!! (runs away)

Family Test Run
Annie: Let's see if they learned my techniques.

Derek: There you are again taking w***!

Ashley: I'll stop okay?

Derek: No. Take it out.

Ashley: NO A**HOLE!!! (throws w*** at Derek)

Derek: Time out.

Ashley: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie: Good. Take her to time-out!

Derek: Brian, you wanna play UNO?

Brian: Sure.

Annie: Good way to play with the kids!

Ashley: HI B****ES!!!

Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derek: ASHLEY!!! YOU WON A TRIP TO THE CREEPY ZOO!!!

Ashley: NO!!! (runs away)

Annie: Good job Ashley for using the Fight Dad Back technique!

Annie Says Goodbye
Annie: Derek, I think you have learned all of my techniques. Therefore, I'll have to say goodbye.

Ashley: Bye Annie!

Brian: Bye Supernanny!

Derek: Bye Jo!

Everyone: Hahahahahahaha!!!