Oryouwilldie-Branstone Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny.

Youbetterbehave: SHUT UP!

[ Youbetterbehave ends up slapping Lily through the face]

[Lily cries]

Announcer: A nightmare comes true for Charlene when she faces an abusive mother...

Drew: Your name is funny.

Youbetterbehave: IT IS NEVER FUNNY AND IT NEVER WAS SO SHUT YOUR (bleep)ING MOUTH AND GET YOUR (bleep)ING A(bleep) IN THE (bleep)ING BOX!

Tara: Your name is very funny!

Announcer: And a kind father.

Phillip: I have a problem with my wife. She's very evil towards others. We have to be nice to her or else she will make you pay!

Jenna: Youbetterbehave is a 100 worst than Otis B. Driftwood!

Youbetterbehave: YOU SUCK! AND STAY AWAY FROM THE TV!

Observation begins
Youbetterbehave: It's time for your spanking, Brian!

Jenna: No! Stay away from my brother!

Lily: Pretty, please!

Youbetterbehave: CAN YOU F***ING PRETEENS STOP DEFENDING MY VICTIM! I WANT HIM TO BE SPANKED!

[Youbetterbehave pushes Lily and Jenna]

Youbetterbehave: It's time for you to die!

Brian: No! I don't want to die!

[Tara throws books at Youbetterbehave]

Suckmy****: TARA ELEANOR BRANSTONE! IF YOU THROW BOOKS AT ME ONE MORE TIME, I WILL SPANK YOU!

[Tara starts screaming and runs away]

[Lily and Jenna protects Tara and Lily and Jenna starts crying in fear]

Youbetterbehave: Don't panic. Here I come...

[Youbetterbehave lets out of an evil laugh again]

Lily: No! No! No!

[Lily cries]

[Jenna, Lily, Tara, Drew and Brian open the window and escape from the house]

Jenna: Daddy! Daddy?

[Charlene comes to the kids]

Jenna: Charlene! I need your help! Someone's is trying to kill me! Can you go and see who's trying to kill me?

Charlene: It's okay, no one is trying to kill you. It's only your abusive mother. Wait! Be right back.

[Charlene opens the door and sees Youbetterbehave]

Charlene: Sarah!

Youbetterbehave: It's Youbetterbehave Oryouwilldie.

Charlene: It's nice to meet you.

Youbetterbehave: I know! I heard that Drew, Tara, Barker and Brian are ruining holidays such as Halloween! It's ruined! Drew, Tara, Barker and Brian are acting greedy and ate all of the candy!

Charlene: Oh dear!

Youbetterbehave: I F***ING HATED IT WHEN DREW, TARA, BARKER AND BRIAN LAY ON THE FLOOR AND THROW BREAKDOWNS LIKE TODDLERS EVERYDAY WHEN THINGS GO ON THEIR F***ING WAY!

Charlene: If they do, I will disclipine them.

Super Naughty Tuffet
[Tara and Jenna are wearing ski masks, stealing  Youbetterbehave's wallet]

David: Are we going to do this plan?

Tara: Yeah. Let's make our mother mad. This is gonna be funny!

Youbetterbehave: I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU (bleep)HEADS! GO (bleep) YOURSELF!

[Salli's screams were heard]

Tara: What was that?

Jenna: I dunno...

[Salli is tied up to the Naughty Tuffet with a white hankerchief over her mouth]

Youbetterbehave: YOU CAN'T REMOVE HER GAP BECAUSE I CAUGHT HER WATCHING TV ALL DAY LONG! WHOEVER WATCHES TOO MUCH TV WILL MEET THEIR DEMISES!!! UNDERSTAND?!

[Lily shakes her head]

Creepy Zoo
Youbetterbehave: "Come along with me. I MADE A CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Jenna: "I'm scared of the Creepy Zoo."

Lily: "Me too..."

Drew: "NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE CREEPY ZOO!"

[Youbetterbehave throws a shoe at Drew as he broke down into tears, causing him to fall down on the floor]

Youbetterbehave: "SHUT UP, DREW!"

Barker: "YOU SHUT UP!"

[Youbetterbehave slaps Barker with a shoe]

Youbetterbehave: "That's what you get for talking back to me! I will force you to see all of your worst nightmares come true! THE MOST CREEPIEST ROBOTIC ANIMALS EVER ALIVE!"

[Youbetterbehave lets out of an evil laugh]

[Brian takes a dump on his hand and throws poop at the robot elephant, causing it to malfunction]

[Drew attacks a robotic gorilla]

[Barker pees on the robotic tiger, causing the robot to malfunction and explode]

[Tara throws water at the robotic fox, causing the robot to malfunction]