Pie Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny, Josephine comes to North Carolina to visits the Pie Family. This family has a set of twins who get in a fight with each other, and six year old Philomena acts like a brat.

Submission Reel
Josephine: I'm here in North Carolina to help a family whose twins beat each other, and the youngest daughter who has a violent behavior. (turns on the portable DVD player) Let's see what we got...

Clyde: I'm Clyde. I'm 37. I work as a coal miner.

Susan: And I'm Susan. I'm 38. I work as an accountant at home.

Clyde: We have four children. Our twins Blythe and Ingrid are 12, Maude is 8, and Philomena is 6.

Susan: The twins constantly beat each other, spit each other, and swear; while Philomena talks back to me...

Philomena: NO!

Susan: Eat your broccoli!

Philomena: NO!

Susan: Don't you talk back to me.

Susan: ...gets in a fight with her older sisters...

(a short clip of Philomena hitting Maude)

Susan: ...throws tantrums...

Philomena: (jumping up and down at the store, throwing a fit) I want it! I want it!

Susan: No. You're not getting Peanut Big Top. Put that back.

Susan: ...and swears.

Philomena: Give me back my (bleep)ing Hostess cupcake, Maude!

Susan: Philomena! That is not nice to use that word!

Josephine: Oh, my!

Susan: Whatever you do, Supernanny. Please help us, and fix our family before it's too late.

Josephine: Don't worry, Mom... I'm on my way.

Observation Begins
(Josephine arrives at the front door of the Pie Family, and rings the doorbell)

Susan: (walks to the front door) Hi. You must be the Supernanny. I'm Susan.

Josephine: I'm Josephine. (gives Susan a handshake) Where's the rest of the family?

Susan: My husband is at work, while the kids are at school.

Josephine: I see...

Announcer: At 3:30pm, the kids arrive home from school.

Josephine: (sees the brunette pre-teen twin) Please to meet you. I'm Josephine. What's your name?

Brunette Twin: Ingrid.

Josephine: (shakes hand with Ingrid) Well, hi Ingrid. (turns to the blonde twin) And you must be Blythe.

Blythe: Yes.

(Then the eight year old girl with dark hair arrives)

Maude: I'm Maude. (gives Josephine a handshake)

Josephine: I'm Josephine.

(Maude smiles and nods)

Josephine: Maude seems to be the only sweet kid in the family.

Josephine: (sees a small redheaded girl in a pink shirt and light blue jeans) And you must be Philomena.

Philomena: Yes I am.

Observation Continues
Josephine: It wasn't for a few minutes that the children turn from happiness to a chaotic mess.

Blythe: (fights over a Transformer toy with Ingrid) Give me my Optimus Prime!

Ingrid: No! He's mine right this minute!

Blythe: (bleep) you! (kicks Ingrid in her shin)

(In the living room, Philomena and Maude fight over the remote control to watch TV)

Philomena: Give me the remote!

Maude: Nuh-uh! I'm watching Star vs. The Forces of Evil. It's a new episode!

Philomena: Star vs. The Forces of Evil sucks (bleep)! I wanna watch Doc McStuffins!

Maude: Mom! Philomena used a bad word!

Susan: (off-screen) Philomena! Don't you use that word! Let your big sister watch Star vs. The Forces of Evil.

Philomena: (sulks, then crosses her arms) Hmmph.