Locked In A F***ing Bathroom!

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A Taiwanese man, bare-chested, glared at the door, while Hiro watched on, he and Huizong accidentally got locked in a bathroom, Huizong forgot his jacket, while Hiro still had his on

" (OPEN D****IT!)" He said

" (What can we do Huizong?)" He said

" (I dunno---)" Huizong replied before Hiro jumped on him

" (2 words, Guess?)" Hiro said

" (Um, Chinese cuts?)" Huizong answered

" (TICKLE ATTACK!)" Hiro said, he then tickle-attacked his brother in law's sides, who giggled and started laughing

" (No! Stop! Please!)" Huizong said between laughs

Hiro stopped, then helped Huizong up, he was one of the very few personnel to know Huizong's weakness, him being ticklish

" (It's alright I won't tell!)" He told Huizong

A few hours later, at night, the temperature dropped and it was a blizzard, s***, Huizong left his bento in his military pocket, while Hiro was eating his.

" (Hiro?)" Huizong said

" (What is it?)" Hiro replied

" (I...I'm starving and freezing)" he said, shivering

" (We're blocked from outside, whoever thought it was a good idea to put a toilet outside, I'm going to shove this bento up his a**)" Hiro said as he finished his bento

" (Don't worry, we can't starve or freeze to death, we're already deceased. me from Hiroshima, you in that h***hole from starvation and refeeding syndrome)" Huizong said

" (Yeah, I weighed around 21 kg, sucks, I lost a ton of weight!)" He said

" (One time, when I was in China, I urinated on some dude's corpse after I killed him because he said Taiwan is China)" He said

" (We'll get out of here soon)" He said

" (Tell one of the Chinese ghost girls to overheat the door so we can get free!)"