Beckett Family 2031 Halloween

Shopping for costumes
Nicole: "The Becketts were at Party City looking for costumes to buy for the kids."

Brian: "Alright, kids. We're here to get some costumes, right?"

Peter: "That's right."

[Brian and John wait outside the dressing room while the other kids try on their costumes]

[Amanda comes out in a fairy costume]

Amanda: "What do you think, Dad?"

Brian: "Looks good, Amanda."

Amanda: "Thanks. I like it."

[Amber comes out in a cat costume]

Brian: "Amber, you look good."

Amber: "Thank you, Dad. I like it too."

[Peter comes out in a ghost costume]

Brian: "Looking good."

Peter: "Thanks."

[Stacie comes out in a witch costume]

Stacie: "What do you think?"

Brian: "Looks good, Stacie."

[Stevie comes out in a Batman costume]

Brian: "Looking very good, Stevie."

Stevie: "Thanks. I like this costume."

Shopping for Halloween candy
Nicole: "The Becketts were also shopping for Halloween candy."

[Amber, Stacie and Amanda pick out Mars candy]

[John, Stevie and Peter pick out other candy, such as Nestlé]

Brian: "Well, that's we got for Halloween to give out for the trick-or-treaters."

Time for trick-or-treating
Nicole: "Since John and Brian were staying to give out candy for trick-or-treaters, Rhonda was taking the other five kids trick-or-treating."

Brian: "Well, I've been giving out candy for trick-or-treaters since we got married, Rhonda."

Rhonda: "I know. Amber, Amanda, Stacie, Peter, Stevie, we're ready now!"

[The other five kids arrive downstairs in their costumes and Rhonda leads them out the door]

Going trick-or-treating
[Rhonda and the five kids arrive at a house]

Amber, Amanda, Stacie and Peter: "Trick-or-treat!"

Stevie: "Trick or fuck you fatso!"

Rhonda: "Excuse me. What did you just say, Stevie?"

[Stevie laughs]

[Stacie covers all the houses and trees with toilet paper]

Rhonda: "Stacie, what on earth are you doing?"

[Amanda flips off all the other trick-or-treaters]

Amanda: "Fuck all you gay trick-or-treaters! Fuck YOU!"

Rhonda: "Watch your language, Amanda. Don't make me have to wash your mouth out with soap."

[Amber takes off her cat costume, gets in her car along with one of her boyfriends and drives half-naked around town]

Rhonda: "Amber! Get your costume back on! There's a few cars around here!"

Amber: "Shut the fuck up!"

Rhonda: "Stevie? Stevie!"

[Stevie goes off on his own to get more candy]

[A few minutes later, Rhonda and Peter get the last house, when a police officer brings Amber, Amanda, Stacie and Stevie back to them]

Policeman: "Found them, Rhonda."

Rhonda: "Where have you been, Stevie? I was worried sick about you."

Stevie: "I'm sorry. I just went off to do some more trick-or-treating."

Rhonda: "Stevie, you should never go off on your own! That is dangerous! What if something bad happened to you? There are some bad people who want to hurt you. If you got hurt, I wouldn't been able to help you. The same goes for you too Stacie, Amber and Amanda. You need to know that rules are there for a reason."

Returning home
[The five kids dump their candy out on the dining room table]

Rhonda: "When you kids finish changing into your PJ's, wanna watch Casper Meets Wendy?"

Amanda/Peter/Stevie/Amber/Stacie: "Yes!"

[While the four of the kids are changing into their pajamas, Stevie sneaks into the kitchen and eats nearly all his candy and then hogs his other siblings' treats, gorging them quickly in a few short minutes]

Stevie: "That tasted good!"

[After the siblings come down, they find their candy is nowhere to be found]

Peter: "Mom! Someone ate all our candy!"

Amber: "I know who did it. Stevie."

Stevie: "You ain't got evidence against me, bitch!"

[Amber holds a mirror, revealing Stevie has chocolate smeared against his lips, Cheetos powder on his fingers, and crumbs around his mouth]

[Rhonda comes downstairs, Brian and John do too]

John: "Steven Daniel Beckett, why would you do something like that? That was so greedy!"

Stevie: "Just wanted more candy."

[Stevie burps]

Brian: "That's it. Go to your room, Stevie!"

John: "You can forget about watching Casper Meets Wendy!"

Stevie: "Like shit I will! They all deserved it anyway."

[Stevie grabs Peter's ghost costume off the table]

Peter: "Stevie, what are you doing?! Give me back my ghost costume!"

Stevie: "Shut the fuck up!"

[Stevie hits Peter and rips the costume into pieces and throws it into the fireplace]

Peter: "My ghost costume!!"

[Peter begins to cry]

Brian: "What is wrong, Peter?"

[Amber, Stacie and Amanda throw more matches in the fire, burning the entire costume up]

Brian: "That's it, Amber, Amanda, Stacie and Stevie, you're all grounded for a whole week. And all your privileges are taken away as well!"

Stevie: "It was just a crappy-looking costume anyway. Who cares? Peter deserved it. He is just a crybaby.'

[John puts the fire out using the fire extinguisher]

Stevie: "I. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!"

[Suddenly, Stevie begins to notice that his stomach hurts]

Stevie: "Ouch, my stomach hurts real bad..."

Brian: "Maybe that stomachache of yours might teach you a lesson on greed."

[Peter is still crying as he is holding where Stevie punched him]

Rhonda: "There, there Peter. You go on to bed honey. Your father and I will cheer you up in the morning."