Ask the Ghosts

Ask the ghosts (Another Reicheru, Normal Reicheru, Tokiko Shako, Ryou Shako, Sakura Shako, Dietrich Fech/ Alois Fech, Monika Fech Antonino Rossi, Alessa Rossi, Dona Rossi, Another Alessandro, Normal Kazuki, Another Kazuki, Hiro Shinozawa, and the Con Ghosts) anything to learn more about them!

Rules

 * 1) Do not ask any inappropriate questions.
 * 2) Only ask the Ghosts questions, not commands.

Questions
Another Kazuki, what is your favorite Japanese cartoon?

Another Kazuki: " " (Translation: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Panty and Stocking, Kill la kill and many others)

Another Kazuki, why do you hate stuff from the 1980's (minus anime) and non-Japanese cartoons?

Another Kazuki: "彼らはこれまで愚かなたわごとであり、ケアベアのすべてのエピソードは、私は顔でそれらをパンチたくなります！" (Translation: They are the stupidest s(bleep) ever and every episode of the Care Bears makes me want to punch them in the face!)

Ryou,

Tokiko, what is it like in solitude?

Another Kazuki, what was your childhood like?

Tokiko, over decades after you, Sakura, and Ryou died, what do you do in modern times?

Tokiko: "" (Translation: Well, reading, playing with toys, my mommy enjoys first-person shooters, and my daddy enjoys solitude, the best thing, we go toy, food, and even video game shopping after midnight, and sometimes the day, it's sometimes mommy that takes me, the people don't realize were dead)

Sakura, what is your favorite horror movie?

Ryou, before you died, what were your hopes and dreams for the future?

Ryou: "私は実際に第二次世界大戦のように上のことはしたい、必ずではなく、余波で完全に普通の生活を生きる、しかし、私は神のいまいましい飢餓から死にました. " (Translation: Not sure, but, I'd really like WWII to be over, live a perfectly normal life in the aftermath, But I'm dead from god-d*** starvation.)

Sakura, Tokiko, and Ryou, how was air raid during when you were alive?

Sakura: "フム、申し分なく、私たちはショックを受け怖いが、登紀子は冷静された、彼女はとても勇敢です！" (Translation: Hm, Alright, We were shocked and scared, but Tokiko remained calm, she's so brave!)

Tokiko: "" (Translation: Thank you, mommy.)

Ryou: "" (Translation: Yes.)

Sakura, when you were shopping with Tokiko, what did you get?

Sakura: "それは1930's-1940年代の間に存在していなかったので、ピカチュウ人形、ラップトップ、スタンドアロンのチームの要塞のコピー、およびエイミーローズぬいぐるみが、私は要塞2をチームに新しいよ、聡子さんのつもりは再生する方法を教えて！" (Translation: A Pikachu doll, a laptop, A standalone Team Fortress copy, and a Amy Rose plush, I'm new to Team Fortress 2 because it didn't exist during the 1930's-1940's, Satoko's gonna teach me how to play!)

Sakura, what items are currently on your wish list?

Sakura: "" (Translation: Hm, Horror novels, J-horror DVDs, and I'm not too sure.)

To Tokiko, were you aware of any Japanese war crimes?

Tokiko: "" (Translation: You bet your a**, I've heard Unit 731, the Nanking Massacre that happened before WWII, I actually feel sorry for the victims and more f***ing---.)

Sakura: "" (Translation: Dear, please don't use that language!)

Tokiko: "" (Translation: But Mommy, but---!)

Sakura: "" (Translation: I'm sorry, but no buts, I know you're dead and all, but six-year old ghosts do have rules, this is still a beautiful nation and you will be respectful!)

To Dietrich, can you tell me your favorite and least favourite foods?

Dietrich: "" (Translation: I like German sausages, I hate deep-fried food, too crunchy.)

To Monika, what were your hopes and dreams for the future?

Dietrich, Monika, Alois, Ryou, Sakura, Tokiko, Dona, Alessa and Antonino, what is your reaction to Der Fuehrer's Face?

Dietrich: "" (Translation: I don't really understand of Donald Duck said, especially when he his giving the Hitler salute, I knew he said Mussolini and Hitler, but, When he said the Japanese leader's name, I didn't know If he said Tojo or Hirohito.)

Monika: "" (Translation: This isn't too bad, I've seen worse.)

Alois: "" (Translation: Hold on, I know, Hirohito was the one in the photo, and Tojo is the one playing the instrument, I've seen it on Wikipedia)

Tokiko: "" (Translation: What the h*** did Donald say, I can't really tell)

Sakura: "" (Translation: Worst propaganda short ever)

Ryou: "" (Translation: Ryou is only interested in quality animation, c***py propaganda shorts reflect badly on me!)

Antonino: "" (Translation: Do people still make this garbage?)

Dona: "" (Translation: This sucks)

Alessa: "" (Translation: God no!)

To Dietrich, If you haven't died in WWII, and the Berlin Wall was up, would you be in East or West Germany?

Dietrich: "" (Translation: I was born in Berlin, in the east, so East Germany, of course and spent work in Poland, so---)

Jonathan: "Commie!"

Dietrich: "" (Translation: F*** you! You are the sorriest excuse for a soldier I've ever seen!)

To Tokiko, Do you like the cities in Japan at night?

Tokiko: "" (Translation: Very, very beautiful, the lights are very pretty.)

To Shikoki, when Ryo and Satoshi, finally saw their older sister again, what was there reaction.

Shikoki: "Satoshi was hysterically sobbing, he missed her so much, he really wanted to see her, and when he was stabbed in the throat, he was crying, All he wanted was his sister, and parents, Ryo was just happy to see her."

To Antonino, can you tickle attack Dietrich and post his reaction to Ryou?

Antonino: "" (Translation: Okay!)

[Antonino goes behind Dietrich, then ground pounds him]

Dietrich: "Was?" (Translation: What?)

[Antonino moves his fingers up Dietrich's side, who laughs in hysterics]

Dietrich: (laughing) "" (Translation: Stop! That tickles! Please stop! have mercy! have mercy!)

Antonino: "" (Translation: There goes that laugh I never heard in decades)

[Monika I shows up]

Dietrich: "" (Translation: Monika! Help!)

Antonino: (whispering) "" (Translation: Take off his boots and gently get a feather)

[Monika gently takes off Dietrich's military boots, and gets a feather and hold his feet together]

Dietrich: (laughing between words) "Nein, bitte, Monika!" (Translation: No, please, Monika!)

[Monika runs the feather on his soles, causing Dietrich to squeal with laughter]

Dietrich (laughing uncontrollably) "" (Translation: NO! HAHAHAHA! STOP! NO! NOT THERE! PLEASE!)

[Monika and Antonino let go and stop recording via the phone with the recorded footage, and Dietrich puts his boots back on, breathing and sweating heavily]

Dietrich: "" (Translation: Please, don't do that again)

[Antonino sends the footage to Ryou]

Dietrich: "" (Translation: I am going to beat you up for this, Monika, you can go)

To Ryou, what was your reaction to the footage?

Ryou: "" (Translation: Woah, I didn't knew Dietrich's laughter was that high-pitched when his feet were touched, poor fellow, I'm gonna set it to private so I can't violate him)

[Ryou texts Dietrich "I'm sorry he did this to you, Trich, don't worry, I'll make sure no one sees it", who then texts back "Danke, Herr Ryou"]

To Tokiko, do you like Shika Koshi

Tokiko: "" (Translation: She's very nice)

Antonino, Dietrich, Ryou, what is your reaction to "Bury the Axis"

[Antonino snickers]

Dietrich: "" (Translation: I have to admit it, it's funny)

Ryou: "" (Translation: Heh, this is comedy gold! This is the only propaganda short that was hilarious)

Hiro Shinozawa, how come you hated the sight of corpses?

Hiro: "" (Translation: Made me sick, this is why I couldn't partake in the Nanjing Massacre and Unit 731, a biological warfare lab, I started hyperventilating heavily and my girlfriend tried to comfort me, her words were "Shinozawa-san, take it easy", she was Taiwanese, I met her in 1941 and married a year later, we had one child Jiao Shinozawa, she was 4, she was calm, shy, and she had to pretend she was Japanese, she was killed from the Hiroshima bombing, she was kind and wouldn't hurt a fly, Jiao died aswell, she also had to pretend she was Japanese, they were good at it, it didn't bother them one bit)

Ryou, how do you feel about the war atrocities?

Ryou: "" (Translation: I feel very regretful on what happened, I didn't want to, even though I never seen any due to my fear of leaving Japan, I didn't want to hurt anyone, neither did Dietrich and Antonino, Monika-san didn't want to hurt anyone, the Kuro Unit only done the deaths of American and Chinese soldiers out of honor, before they died, we would write apology notes, to show how sorry we are, Dietrich and Antonino did the same things, aswell as Dona and Monika, to show they never meant to hurt anyone, I'm sorry China, I'm sorry Taiwan, I'm sorry Philippines, I'm sorry Korea and I'm sorry America, please forgive me, they were found by American soldiers and some of them saw what we wrote, we only stayed because we wanted others to hear us out that we never meant to kill, in truth, we only wanted to kill Jonathan Woods, he was harassing us)

To Ryou, do you resent the Taiwanese and Americans?

Ryou: "" (Translation: No, not even a little, I never hated them, I respected them like the Americans, If I did, I wouldn't be happy that Shinozawa married a Taiwanese woman before it started, but I don't, I don't hate anyone, except the Woods family of course, but I do like Hanna, Jenni, Ann and Jack, they didn't hurt me, thank god for that)

To Dietrich, Antonino, and Ryou, do you resent your bosses during WWII?

Antonino: "" (Translation: I hated Il Duce, faulty weaponry)

Dietrich: "" (Translation: Yes, Mr. Hitler promised the Sixth Army to save them, he lied! The Battle of Stalingrad were the last time I've seen him)

Ryou: "" (Translation: Tojo? Yes, I do, His Majesty? No, not even a little, he was shy and lonely, we were supposed to respect this man, but deaths in his name, the man, Shōwa, survived WWII until 1989)

To Meimei/Meiko, what was is it like having to act Japanese in public?

Meimei: "" (Translation: It wasn't all bad, Hiro didn't force it on me, he just taught me it, Hiro was a very loving husband, but they were times, but it's alright in the end, I taught him Chinese)

To Jiao/Jiko, what is it like having a Japanese soldier as a father?

Jiao: "" (Translation: I love Daddy, he's the best daddy in the world, in modern times, we like to read books and watch films together, I like leaning about Japanese-Taiwan relations, they do have their fights, but they are getting closer than ever!)

To Tokiko, Ryou, and Sakura, did you see the Okinawans as Japanese?

Tokiko: "" (Translation: Yes, we did, they didn't deserve such treatment, they are just like us,, just on another island south of Japan)

Sakura: "" (Translation: If I didn't, Peace wouldn't exist)

Ryou: "" (Translation: I didn't like the idea of killing Okinawans, Neither did the other Kuro Unit members, I didn't like killing those soldiers, but done, out of courage)

To the Chinese Ghost children, do you miss your parents

Wei: (wailing) "" (Translation: MotherMOTHER!)

Jiao: "" (Translation: We'll see them, we will)

Mulan: "" (Translation: Yes, we do miss our parents, we want to see them, just over and 1800 years after our demise, I heard our motherrs committed suicide in 212 and our fathers one year later, as ghosts, they are looking for us all over China and Taiwan)

To Jiao Shinozawa, when you toured Unit 731, Hell ships, and Japanese POW camps, what was your reaction be?

Jiao Shinozawa: "" (Translation: Ah yes, Unit 731, oh my god, I almost threw up, There was a Chinese child the same age as me at the time, she was begging and pleading me before getting killed, I couldn't do anything, the soldiers there, told me to avoid eye contact with other children, Hell ships, I was too scared to look at the POWs, I was shy, POW camps, The deaths go on and on in my head, I've seen some stuff, and this is horrible, The Japanese saw surrender as dishonourable, and that's why they were treated so brutally, like the Germans to the Russians)

To Meimei/Meiko, how were you during Japanese rule of Taiwan?

Meimei: "" (Translation: When I was taught Japanese culture, I was okay with it was pretty fun! With my husband teaching me to speak Japanese, My father was objected the rule and told Japanese soldiers to f*** off, I apologised to them and they accepted my apologies, I then had a beautiful daughter with Hiro-kun, my father said he looked like Emperor Hirohito, the emperor of Japan during the 20's to World War 2 to his death in 1989)

To Ryou, are you still friends with Eric, even after his demise?

Ryou: "" (Translation: Just like Dennis Rodman and the current North Korean dictator whose name I can't really say, we are best friends)

To Hiro, how did people view you in Taiwan?

Hiro: "" (Translation: I just love the Taiwanese, I gave candy and toys to children, taught them Japanese and even helped modernise them, I get greeted with hugs)

To Reicheru, what is your reaction to Another Nicole becoming a well-behaved woman after being attacked by a pitbull on a walk and apologizing?

To Meimei/Meiko, what was the first time you saw Hiro and how was your second time?

Meimei: "" (Translation: He was very mild-mannered, he spoke in the very little Mandarin he knew, we met in 1938, He was about 15, I was 16, he couldn't speak Mandarin Chinese, but good what I was thinking, but that time, 1941 during his second visit, I couldn't speak Japanese, but I taught myself to say Hiro-kun, he could say "hello", "I love you", "goodbye", "fine", "how are you"?, and many Mandarin greetings, but I taught him it fluently, I was behind a building with my brother and parents, we saw two Japanese officers arguing if I should be a comfort woman or not, Hiro objected, since I was the same woman who introduced him to pork buns, but the other officer was having none of it, I could say Hiro, which I said "Hiro-kun?" He and the other Japanese officer turned around to look at me, he then ran and grabbed my brother's hand, we quickly go the house, packed our things, and left on a IJN boat without being caught, we landed in Tokyo, Japan, It was beautiful, Hiro gave me and my brother Japanese names and even gave my brother his surname and me, Meiko, my brother, Hideki, I was given his surname and I had a child, Jiko, and we got married at the end of the Bataan Death March)

To Jiao/Jiko, what was your reaction to the death scene in The Champ?

Jiao: "" (Translation: It felt that everything was coming back to me, me screaming at the news of the death of my father, one of the youngest Japanese officers, I wanted Daddy, I saw his corpse in the camp he was held in hours after he died, I begged him to wake up, Eric-san told me he died of starvation, but one month later, me, ojisan-Hideki and mommy died from Hiroshima, mushroom cloud, I feel sorry for that kid losing his daddy)

To Ryou, what do think of your great-great grandson Toshio?

Ryou: "" (Translation: Even for his Unit 731-like experiments, he's still a normal child, playing with his many friends and his mom and stepfather, and doing things a normal six-year old would do everyday while he is not performing disturbing s***)

To Dietrich, what is your opinion on the Angry German Kid?

To Hiro, who is your favorite animatronic character from Five Nights at Freddy's and why?

To Another Kazuki, which babyish things do you hate the most?

To Another Kazuki, what do you hate most about Disney, since you hate it?

To Huizong and Meimei, what do you think of the one-child policy?

Huizong: "" (Translation: Horrible, forced abortion, when my sister was pregnant and she told me it was a girl, I was happy, so I could have someone to play with, and I didn't whine, I don't need a boy to carry on the name, My sister is happy, my brother-in-law was happy, I'm happy)

Meimei: "" (Translation: I'm so happy Taiwan and Japan don't deal with this kind of s***, and what p***es me off is that..........THIS POLICY CAME IN WAY AFTER MAO ZEDONG DIED! Did he want this? Did he want more children in China? Did he want baby girls in family? 2 f***ing years after he died, remember when Chiang Kai-Shek died? His successor didn't set up a strict policy like that!)

To Huizong, Meimei, and Jiao, what was your favorite part of your trip to Hong Kong Disneyland and why? What was your least fave and why?

To Hiro and Huizong, was Eric a POW guard?

Hiro: "" (Translation: Yes, I heard of the treatment the Japanese do to POWs, Me and my brother-in-law got captured but we were allowed to leave a couple months later in 1944, he was nice, Jonathan was there too, he called me and Hideki "slanted-eyed b*****ds)

Huizong: "" (Translation: He noticed I liked watermeln and gave some to me)

To Huizong, what did you think of killing Curt and Danielle's grandfather back in 1942?

Huizong: "" (Translation: I REGRET NOTHING!)

[Huizong does the victory sign and winks, while Curt glares at and growls at him]

To Huizong, did you like your role during WWII?

Huizong: "" (Translation: Yes, and no, Pros, are, I got to kick a**, two, I got to participate in battles, the cons are, STARVATION, AMERICAN SOLDIERS BEING MORONS, I'M TAIWANESE, NOT JAPANESE! And at the f***ing end, I get burnt to death in Hiroshima, and Jonathan kicks my corpse, and when I woke up, and my death, h*** no, let me describe it, you get home from China visiting the badly-ruined Shanghai in China, You go back to your dead brother-in-law's birthplace, on July 4th, After his body is given for us to deliver to Hiroshima to bury him and kept below temperature to avoid it rotting away, and when we buried him on August 6th, an atomic bomb drops, I count to 10, hoping it would be a dud, then BOOM!, I'm damaged and life threatened, I die, then Jiao, then my sister, Jonathan, that soldier that's just hated by everyone, even the Chinese, stomps on my corpse, I HATE HIM!, after that, I'm buried, when I woke up, I was a spirit, and I saw my niece and sister, and my brother-in-law, then we saw the grave which the destroyed holiday home should be, and we looked at eachother, now I'm a ghost, dead at 23, 2-f***ing-3!)

To Wei, did you like the role in the Han dynasty?

Wei: "" (Translation: You mean my death? H*** No, Let me describe it, I play with friends, parents are inside, a strange man leads me and the girls away, he then knocks me unconscious, He runs to his cottage in the woods, we're crying, and the real kick in the a** is where he kills me, the girls and dumps my corpse alongside Jiao and Mulan's corpse in water, We weren't even found until 2 days later, 2 F***ING DAYS LATER!, I HATE THAT MAN FOR WHAT HE DID, HE CAN BURN IN H***!, That man is a horrible person, and he decided to kill us, maybe he hates children or something, so he could p*** off Han Dynasty China, Screw "I hate children" as an excuse for killing some parent's 8-year old, that's not an excuse, Ri Dae-Jung got stabbed in the abdomen, Ji woong lacerated, and Cameron lacerated, but they you don't see any of them die and thrown into water, screw the guy that killed me)

To Hiro, do you like being resembled to a WWII figure?

Hiro: "" (Translation: The Emperor Showa? H*** No, I hate it, I personally don't hate the Emperor and I don't hate him, I tried removing my glasses, but it only made other officers laugh because I can't see two feet without them, and I kept bumping into things, I'm not allowed to shave my mustache because my wife thinks it's adorable, it p***ed a lot of people off, but the Chinese and Korean members of the team are taught to respect this, they see me as a teacher, my wife won't let me shave my mustache and won't let me change my parted to the side, slicked back hairstyle, she thinks the mustache is cute)

To Huizong, how did Imperial Japanese Army troops behave to you?

Huizong: "" (Translation: Taiwanese, they obeyed me just fine, Japanese, uh, not as much, I would yell in Mandarin so I can get them to listen, and they think it's scary when I do that, because, even though I had that "Pretty Boy" voice, It was also harsh and brutally cunning when p***ed, and the Koreans, I was friends with a few, even though I sucked at Korean language, they gave me the nickname of "Taiwanese Cobra", because, they reminded me of a cobra, they were least-likely to obey me because Taiwan got better treatment than Korea during Japan's rule, but Taiwan did have beheadings and comfort women there and there, in modern days, I prefer the nickname "Starscream", it's more fitting, if you ask me, it was after this character compared to Loki, popular with women, my brother-in-law said it suited me, because he said I was a liar and good at leading POWs to death, no, not the ones during WWII, the ones during Supernannya)

To Huizong, how many times did you prank Curt Scar?

[Huizong pushes Curt down a flight of stair]

Huizong: "" (Translation: More than many times I can count!)

To Huizong, while you were in the UK for a visit, what could you watch on TV?

Huizong: "" (Translation: I didn't watch TV that often, Jiao had Disney Junior, Cartoonito, CBeebies, and all that s*** a toddler would watch, Hiro and Meimei didn't seem to mind, she would watch Doc McStuffins, Numberjacks, Teletubbies, and blah, blah, blah, Toddler's s***, wait, that didn't sound right, she would also watch Nina and the Neurons, she has a couple of those annoying f***ers from Waybuloo, they just are annoying, but the song is nice, I guess, she also watches those stupid educational s***, she doesn't actually mind me hating them almost like a billion suns, she just thinks it's a part of growing up and young adult behavior)

To Huizong, do you like Amanda Higgleburg?

Huizong: "他媽的不，讓我描述，並告訴了這個婊子一樣，她很討厭，她認為日本只是一個他媽的動漫工廠，我說日語，因為我是在台灣的該死的殖民統治在二戰期間教導我的，她開始跟我時，調情我告訴她，至少有100次，留下我一個人，我想單獨和我的家人，她綁架我的侄女，而我們購買奶油奶酪百吉餅，我們花了5個小時他媽的，他媽的5小時，找到她！她叫我日本至少有90次，只是因為我有日本國籍並不意味著我是日本人，我是台灣人，從1895年至1945年期間，日本的殖民地，她生氣我了，而我是親吻另一個貝婭特麗克絲，我愛的興趣，他說她不應該有一個“性感的亞洲男孩”，她告訴她滾開，別煩我，她一陣痙攣，幾乎傷害了她，她是個混蛋，她需要傑克瓊斯，我恨那個婊子為她做到了！聰子薩莫被認為幾乎是越來越騷擾，紀敏在看她，她生氣，和肖嬌被騷擾，但你沒有看到任何自己的孩子得到綁架了她，擰那個婊子和她的“日尖叫'狗屎" (Translation: F*** No, let me describe and tell what this b**** did, she is annoying, she sees Japan as nothing but a f***ing anime factory, I speak Japanese since I was taught it during WWII during Taiwan's godd*** colonial rule, She began flirting with me when I told her at least 100 times to leave me alone and I wanted to be alone with my family, She abducts my niece while we were buying cream cheese bagels, took us 5 f***ing hours, 5 F***ING HOURS TO FIND HER!, she called me Japanese at least 90 times, just because I HAVE Japanese citizenship doesn't mean I am Japanese, I am Taiwanese, from a colony of Japan during 1895-1945, She p***ed me off while I was kissing Another Beatrix, my love interest, saying she didn't deserve to have a "Sexy Asian Boy", She told her to f*** off and leave me alone, she threw a fit, and almost hurt her, she was an a**hole and she needs to p*** off, I HATE THAT B**** FOR WHAT SHE DID! Satoko Samo was seen almost getting harrassed, Ji-min was watching her and annoyed her, and Jiao Xiao was harrassed, but you didn't see any of their kids getting abducted by her, screw that b**** and her 'Japan-squealing' s***)

To Hiro, what were Huizong's cons?

Hiro: "" (Translation: If you take away his decent and bada** weapon use, ability in battles, and combat skills, you are left with the worst money management skills in history, when we were separated during a battle against American soldiers, and if it was in a town, he would go hungry for days, so he sort of steals American soldier's rations, this is what I find hilarious)

To Huizong, what is your opinion on Transformers: The Movie?

Huizong: "" (Translation: The 80's one? Game of Thrones, you know, FOR KIDS! Yeah, all your favorites f***ing die and are replaced with new ones, I just hate that!)

To Meimei and Huizong, what is your opinion on the Chiang Kai-Shek statues in Taiwan?

Huizong: "" (Translation; I don't mind, Nationalist China is now Taiwan, and I don't even f***ing mind!)

To Huizong and Hiro, remember the XBOX 360? how many consoles did you go through?

Huizong: "" (Translation: 7 of them, The first one had the E74 error, I actually have a 'System Error, Contact Xbox Customer Support, Jump in, Crash out' T-shirt, I wear it sometimes, I actually cosplayed as a human E74 error in one of the team's conventions, with the code I made myself, the T-shirt, and a temporary tattoo with E74 on it, My sister thought it was awesome, Jiao thought it was cute, the 2nd had a three red lights, the third wouldn't read games, the fourth kept crashing, the fifth had the E78 error, the sixth had a potential of deleting your game saves when you put the disk in and scratching the disk, even when you're not moving it, and the seventh one is me and my brother-in-law use, we use it for playing GTA 5)

Hiro: "" (Translation: To be honest, Huizong makes a bada** E74 error cosplayer)

To Meimei, do Hiro and Huizong throw any wild parties?

Meimei: "" (Translation: Dude, like once a month, it starts with cards, Hiro and Huizong and the other Kuro Unit get drunk, so they start singing, Junichi sang "Barbie Girl" by Aqua with Satoshi, that was hilarious and my brother was laughing his head off)

To Meimei and Huizong, do you celebrate Chinese New Year or any other Taiwanese events?

Huizong: "我們從德豐世界，它是慶祝在台灣，為什麼不呢？" (Translation: We're from the Sinophone World and it is celebrated in Taiwan, why not?)

Meimei: "我們慶祝和平日，這是2月27日至28日，我，我的丈夫，侄女和弟弟養旗對死者的尊重，我愛台灣的標誌，藍色的天空，白色的太陽，和一個全資紅色地球，它非常適合以及與台灣，台灣是一個美麗，繁華的城市，充滿了快樂，開朗的人，和許多日本的參考，它就像中國和日本之間的搭配組合，但它喜歡日本，並不真的很喜歡大陸那麼多，我中國大陸遊客聽說做報告愚蠢，噁心，或完全錯誤的廢話，撒尿，拉屎，粗魯，是的，但是當我來到中國，我的哥哥和丈夫，還有嬌，我的丈夫能說流利的中國國語，我好不乖，所以是我的家人" (Translation: We celebrate Peace Day, which is February 27th to 28th, me, my husband, niece, and brother raise flags in respect for the dead, I love the Taiwan flag, Blue Sky, White Sun, and a Wholly Red Earth, it fits very well with Taiwan, Taiwan is a beautiful, bustling city, filled with happy, cheerful people, and many Japan references, it's like a mix between China and Japan combined, but it loves Japan and doesn't really like the mainland that much, I heard reports of mainland Chinese tourists doing stupid, disgusting, or downright wrong c***, peeing, s***ting, rudeness, yep, but when I traveled to China with my brother and husband, also Jiao, my husband can speak fluent Mandarin Chinese, I was well-behaved, so was my family)

To Ban Young-chol, Cha Min-Ki and John Lumi, what do you feel about Maria Tachimi's death?

Ban Young-chol: "" (Translation: Okay, Her ancestry maybe from the two countries my nation hates the most, but it's really ridiculous on how these people don't even care about this beautiful, wonderful girl, filled with life, violently taking a young child's life away and destroying their family's life aswell, Murder is not acceptable to anyone, especially young children like her, I got on with her very well, she would call me the Japanese term for older brother, I was also her psychiatrist and ChildLine-like helper when I came to her parents' house, I run a company called SGCWWKF, Support Ghost Children Who Were Killed Foundation, where I help children deal what happened to them)

John: "Mine? It's bad enough that this world is filled with horrific violence, it's bad enough when innocent people are killed for senseless reasons, but when a child's life is brutally taken away, that's when it goes too far, No child like her ever deserves to have their life snatched away, This is unacceptable."

Cha Min-Ki: "" (Translation: This girl, why? Children are our future, Those cruel, disgusting people don't realize when they kill a child, they're killing their parent's or their future, The future is the only reason to live, without a future, what's the point of living?, No children means no future)

John: "We feel for this child and her parents, as well as her grandpa, even though he was a POW guard that tortured POWs in WWII, he soon regretted his actions, but didn't have the ability to talk to the former captors that hated the Japanese for the POW treatment, he loved his granddaughter very much, She was killed for one thing, for being a tomboy, and not doing girly things, Ban met Satsuki at one time when they were in school, he was just around 7-8 years older, he met Satsuki when they were in Malaysia, she found him to be a kind, shy person who likes jokes, Maria found him to be very kind and friendly."

To Maria, did you hate it when your grandfathers argue?

Maria: "Yeah, it was scary, Ichi-Ichi's side of the room they both sleep in has a Rising Sun Flag, pictures of him as a WWII soldier, he looked very pretty and cute, he looked like me a little when he was a WWII soldier!, and a few Japanese posters he collected, Mikey's side had a USA flag, pictures of him as a WWII soldier, he looked a little like daddy, and a few American posters, mostly Anti-Japanese posters, It's like the Senkaku-Diaoyu Islands, just, d*** worse, I would often watch one of my Transformers VHS tapes to calm me down, my mommy would often watch me because I was so scared of them arguing, the worst one is where I got a Transformers T-shirt for my 6th birthday, in 1987, and he screamed that I was gonna get shot for it, he told me that many times, then my daddy said "Dad, anymore talk like that and you don't get to hold Maria anymore!", while holding on to me, he was then banned from going near me for a month for confiscating my Starscream figure that I was playing with when both of my grandfather's friends came, I liked them, they were friendly, they respected what I liked, that didn't like how Mikey behaved, he's now the friend no one likes, not even Ichi's Japanese friends, like him, Ichi-Ichi was the only one to torture Mikey during WWII in Changi Prison Camp, he also worked in Omori for a short time before his promotion."

To Ichiro, why isn't Mikey able to forgive you?

Ichiro: "Okay, listen here, He doesn't like me, Everytime I try to, he just yells at me to shut up, and I start crying, his friends try to comfort me as they were spared from my beatings during my time working there, and so did my friends, who tortured other POWs, They, except Mikey, before they became POWs saw a more lighter side to me, They saw me watering plants and petting a puppy, they said "Awwww...", This startled me, I spoke perfect English, as I was taught it in the USA, I was there during the time I was 10 until 14, in 1939, during the Nanking Massacre and invasion of China, I was born in Japan, we moved to the USA for a short time, I liked nature and science, other soldiers and officers described me as a "sweet, calm, senere person, who loves nature and science", I was often rather shy with other soldiers and officers and refused to speak to them, I still had the accent, so, many people when I was in the USA made fun of my accent, even Mikey did, I hated him for that and that was the reason I tortured only him, none of the other soldiers knew, I spoke both Japanese and American, Mikey was quite oppressive over me, he wanted her to like and watch girly things, while I was happy with her whoever she wanted to be."

To the WWII ghosts, what is your least favorite foods?

Tokiko: "" (Translation: Taffy, I suppose, it gets stuck in my teeth)

Hiro: "" (Translation: Bread, bland and tastes horrible)

Junichi: "" (Translation: Umeboshi, I hate pickled foods)

Huizong: "" (Translation: Ain't too fond of American sweets, I got sick after eating lots, I'm sill amazed I still weigh 104 lbs and still have a petite stature, so, when I got ill, that put me off them)

Meimei: "" (Translation: Jinhua Hams, They smell like cow s*** and they taste like how dog food smells)

Alois: "" (Translation: Almonds, too bitter)

Monika I: "" (Translation: I, um, hate beetroot)

Dietrich: "" (Translation: I'm not really fond of American fast food)

Antonino: "" (Translation: I'm not that fond of Mexican cuisine)

Alessa: "" (Translation: Possibly pork buns, I still don't understand why Huizong likes that)

Sakura: "" (Translation: Not too fond of celery, I like vegetables, but not this)

Toshio: "" (Translation: I f***ing hate kimchi so f***ing much)

Jung-il: "" (Translation: Pizza, not too fond of it)

Satoshi: "" (Translation: If I have to talk about American-made Chinese food again, I'm gonna staple my f***ing testicles to the celling)

Takashi: "" (Translation: I hate white chocolate, it ruins chocolate for me)

Eric: "Not too fond of spicy food."

Jenni: "I don't like sourdough bread."

Hanna: "I hate wasps, the edible ones."

To Another Beatrix, do you think Huizong is handsome most of the time?

Another Beatrix: "Well, he is lean with very little muscle mass, has an awesome, pretty voice, and looks good in both Imperial Japanese Army uniform and in his leather motorcycle-punk gear, and is well just over the typical hot guy by my standards, youthful appearance, dark brown eyes, and has a very chivalrous personality with the ladies, What isn't handsome about him? I anyone would point out not only he does look dangerous but very handsome too, After all, he is from East Asia, and is the Hóng Zhīzhū and everyone knows spiders are dangerous and beautiful, Spiders are beautiful, venomous or not, I'm lucky to call him my boyfriend."

To Huizong, do you hate epilepsy?

Huizong: "" (Translation: F***ing yeah, I had a seizure during an IJA meeting and I usually cry after having an episode and it was scary, I WISH I NEVER HAD IT!)

To Maria, what kind of names did the girls call you other than LGBT terms?

Maria: "Well, when I'm nervous, I'd speak Japanese, They would call me a Jap due to my Japanese ancestry, an Imperialist due to Ichi-Ichi, granddaughter of a war criminal, my grandfather wasn't tried because beat up Mikey and nothing else, Nip, Hiroshima, Hirohito, when he died, I kept telling them to call him Showa, but, they kept doing it, the worst was Tojo, I am not a bald, bespectacled man, and Hiroshima, and a d*** half-breed, freak, disgusting, all that stuff."

To Maria, did you ever wear a kimono or any traditional Japanese clothes?

Maria: "I love the kimono, Mine was one with Autobot and Decepticon faction symbols on them as patches, I wore it many times, Mikey hated it, saying donate it or burn it."

To Maria, do you like Pokémon?

Maria: "Yeah! I love the ones based of Japanese mythology, Ninetales, Espeon, Arcanine, I'm all over it!"

Mikey: "Ichiro, what have you done?"

Ichiro: "There's nothing wrong with innocent fascination."

To Maria, what is your reaction to those Popeye Anti-Japanese episodes?

Maria: "Oh....I find them hilarious, despite my ancestry, Ichiro thought it was hilarious too, he's like "Is this what Americans thought of us, Japanese?", I am still laughing, I read somewhere that Japanese kids love Popeye the Sailor."

To Huizong, did you ever try Vegemite?

Huizong: "" (Translation: Oh yeah, I hate it, it tasted like s***!)

To Maria, does Mikey hate the Koreans and the Taiwanese?, they were men of those nationalities in the Imperial Japanese Army.

Maria: "Hai, he does, some of the guards that tortured him were either Taiwanese or Korean, this is why he holds such a fear of Jung-il and Huizong, even little Jiko-chan, because, Jung-Jung told me he was in a upset mood at the time in 1942 and he wasn't cheerful today as he usually was, but quite distressed, I asked him why and it was "D****ed Jonathan harassing me.", and he took it out on POWs, he actually snapped and attacked a few, and even killed them by breaking their necks, Hiro said he should calm down a little, Hiro was the least violent to POWs and usually ignored them, unlike Starscream and Skywarp while Jung-il was the most violent, Hai, Mikey was on the Burma railway, and built it was others, According to what I read, Korean guards during the Death Railway were even more sadistic than Japanese guards, I'm shocked actually!"

To Mikey, do you get on with the WWII Ghosts?

Mikey: "Those guys, Nah, I hate all of them, Huizong needs to stop being a little b**** about the One China policy, Jung-il is annoying, Ryou is nothing but a coward, Toshio needs to shut up, Junichi thinks he and get what he wants, Takashi is whiny, Satoshi is a horrible person for taking the heir of Shako in after his father's death alongside a US soldier, Tokiko needs to grow up already, Dietrich is pathetic, Antonino is annoying and rude, Monika is a wimp, Eric needs to start hating these guys, Jonathan, even though I don't like the Japanese, he's taking it too far, Dona is a b****, Meimei needs to stop being such a b****, Jiao needs to stop roaming Unit 731, Alois is whiny and Alessa needs to stop being a daddy's girl, these guys are like the average teenagers, hanging out in alleyways, and attacking random people."

Huizong: "" (Translation: We don't do that all the time stupid!)