Deluxe Fried Otterz/Transcript

[Vira is watching TV]

Commercial: "Tomorrow will be the official opening of the restaurant Deluxe Fried Otterz!"

Vira: "I can't wait for the opening! I'll be there!"

Narrator (voiced by Oksana Velykazhinka): "THE NEXT DAY!!!"

[Vira parks her car in the Deluxe Fried Otterz parking lot]

[We see a mob of young, naked, Japanese boys  screaming and running away from the creepy faces who are eating them, followed by an extremely loud scream]

[Cut to the inside of Deluxe Fried Otterz]

[We see an oven]

[Vira comes in]

Vira: "I'LL TAKE A GRAND!!!"

Waitress (voiced by Oksana Velykazhinka): "A GRAND WILL COST 10 DOLLARS!!!"

[Vira gives the 10 dollars]

Waitress: "OK! WAIT A MOMENT, PLEASE!"

[We see 32 creepy faces followed by extremely loud screams]

[Waitress gives Vira the packaged 1,000 fried otters]

Vira: "THANK YOU!"

Waitress: "YOU'RE WELCOME!"

[We see creepy face posters followed by exceedingly loud screams that could be heard from one town to another]

[The camera turns to a poorly done version of the PB&J Otter opening, it also tricks into thinking that the show premiered in 1890]

[We see a glass of liquid filled with eyeballs]

[Vira returns home in order to eat the otters]

[We see a pinball machine filled with eyeballs, blood, lava, and creepy faces]

[Vira is at the kitchen table, using her phone, while the otters are cooking]

[The doorbell rings]

[Vira reveals four friends of her]

[We see a slot machine, then three creepy faces by Oksana Velykazhinka followed by horrible screams]