Birmingham Family/Transcript

Before The Supernanny UK Intro Plays
( Curdie screams like a banshee up top of his lungs )

Announcer: "This week, Charlene heads to the UK to deal with Curdie, who is the worst amok runner she has ever encounter."

Curdie: "Ha ha! I am going to sneak out of the house and see Irene!"

Curdie: "FUCK!"

( Curdie flips off his mom )

Announcer: "Even Pellie is just as worse as Nicole Birou-Jennings."

( Pellie smacks Curdie with a wooden spoon )

Pellie: "Now knock it off!"

( Curdie gets up from the Naughty Corner and hits his mom )

Announcer: "The twins, Kelly and Meghann, are starting to pick up on Curdie's behavior."

Meghann: "You shut up!"

Meghann and Kelly: "You go kill yourself!"

Kelly: "I will not brush my teeth so shut up!"

Pellie: "I beg your fucking pardon?!"

Announcer: "Will Charlene help Curdie change his ways?"

( Curdie hits his mom nonstop, brutally, until Charlene pulls him away )

Charlene: "He's 11 years old!"

Announcer: "Or will it rock boat?"

Pellie: ( cries ) "Why do I keep failing?"

Charlene: "You don't."

( Supernanny UK Intro plays )

Submission Reel
Narrator: The Birmingham Family, a family in Scotland, consisting of mum Pellie and dad Peter. They have three children - 11-year-old Curdie, and 7-year-old twins Kelly and Meghann.