Teddy, Bryce and Sherman get sent to Behavior Modification Camp

The Decision
Teddy: "YOU ALWAYS LOVE THAT STUPID BABY GINGER, THE FOUR-EYES, THE WOMAN WHO DRANK ALCOHOL, THE BALDY, THE BRATTY AUSTRALIANS, THE COLORING MANIAC, AND THE LOVER OF ECONOMICS MORE AND BETTER THAN US! YOU HATE ME!"

Alicia: "They have better behaviors than you."

[Teddy screams]

Sherman: "WE DON'T WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Several Hours After the Triplets have left
[Alicia and Shelby are playing peekaboo]

[Leighton is coloring in her Disney Princess coloring book with crayons]

[Leanne is scrapbooking]

[Manu is rearranging her diamonds in order in her bedroom]

[Bridie is painting]

Manu: "It's so quiet and peaceful without those annoying little triplets. No noises, no little voices."

3 weeks after the Triplets have left
Teddy: (screaming) "WE WANT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDDY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNY!"

Officer: "Do at least 30 chin-ups on this bar, and then we'll talk."

[Teddy reluctantly starts doing chin-ups]

Officer: "1....2....3....4..."

Cut to:

[Alicia is cooking dinner]

The Call
[Phone rings]

Alicia: "Hello?"

Delia German: "Those triplets are out of control!"

Alicia: "What are you talking about?"

Delia German: "They have set the whole campground on fire!"

Alicia: "Is anyone hurt?"

Delia German: "Most of the staff were sent to the hospital for smoke inhalation. Come and get them right away!"

Alicia: "I thought it was supposed to improve their behavior."

Alicia and Kristin Get Tough with the Triplets
Alicia: "Now I'm sending you three to Military School."

Alicia: "Kristin, I'm giving you the number to dial to Military School. And remember, the principal of Military School is Sgt. Melissa Patrick."

[Kristin dials the number to Military School]

Kristin: "Hello, is Sgt. Melissa Patrick here please?"

[Alicia is changing Shelby's diaper]