Fields Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Rita screams]

Craig: "I don't want to try my food!"

Announcer: "Gloria goes to Austin to find a family with disabled children."

[Rita takes her shoe off]

[Erica is doing sign language, which means "Don't you dare do it!"]

[Rita throws her shoe at Erica]

Announcer: "Only the dyslexic member of the family can't help trying to do his schoolwork."

Jordan: "I can't help it, mom."

Announcer: "And the terrible two wreaks havoc!"

Craig: "I don't wanna try it!"

[Rita bawls as she hits Craig]

Announcer: "Can Gloria help the family?"

Rita: "SHUT UP, (bleep)!"

Submission Reel
Gloria: "I am here at Austin, Texas to go see a family with 12 disabled children. Let's take a look shall we?"

Bridget: "Hello, we are the Toshes! I am Bridget and I am 49 years old."

Phillip: "I am Phillip and I am 49 and a half. I will be having a 50th birthday coming up."

Bridget: "I am a stay-at-home mother and Phillip is a disability rights activist."

Phillip: "We have 12 disabled children. Jenna is 20 and is diagnosed with down syndrome, Justin is 18 and diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, Phoebe is 17 and is diagnosed schizoaffective disorder, Mary-Kate is 16 and is diagnosed with cerebral palsy, Lee is 14 and anorexic, Erica is 12 and she is deaf, Steven is 10 and he is blind, Jordan is 9 and is diagnosed with dyslexia, Billy is 6 and is diagnosed with cystic fibrosis, Julia is 4 and is diagnosed with OCD, Craig is 3 and is diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, and Rita is 2 and diagnosed with ADHD."

Gloria: "Wow, that's a lot of children and their disabilities."

Bridget: "Jordan refuses to do his homework due to his disability."

[Jordan is doing his homework, but much to his confusion, he refuses to do it]

Jordan: (crying) "I can't do this! I am having a hard time!"

Phillip: "And due to being deaf at age 4, Erica can't communicate verbally and only uses ASL, which means American sign language."

[Erica is doing sign language, which means "Hi, mom and dad. I had a good day at school."]

Bridget: "Craig has type 1 diabetes, which he refuses to eat his food, threatening his health."

Craig: (crying) "But, I don't wanna try broccoli!"

'''Phillip: "And Rita is as bad as Craig. She's the worst-behaved one."

[Rita pinches Julia as she cries]

Julia: "MOMMY!"

[Rita spits at Phillip]

Bridget: "She only cares about herself. Simple as that."

Bridget: "RITA CAMERON TOSH! GET YOUR (bleep) OVER HERE!"

Rita: "NO!"

Phillip: "Supernanny! We need your help!"

Gloria: "Don't worry. I got this."

Introduction
[Gloria heads to a two-story house as she rings the doorbell]

[Jenna opens it]

Gloria: "Why hello, Jenna."

Jenna: "Hi, I am Jenna Topanga Tosh and I am 20 years old. I am born with down syndrome."

Gloria: "Nice to see you."

Jenna: "I was watching Glee until I heard the doorbell."

Gloria: "That's good."

Bridget: "Why you must be..."

Gloria: "Gloria. Gloria Robinson."

Bridget: "I am Bridget Christine Tosh. This is my husband, Phillip Frederick Tosh."

Gloria: "Why hello, there."

Phillip: "Hey."