'It's The Mark Of Satan': Karen vs Plank Family (ft. Pope William)

Before I start this episode, I would like to introduce you to Pope William, who is the minister of Jann's church she regularly attends.

Pope William: Hello, ya'll! This is Pope William, and I am the priest at the Church of Jesus Christ and God. And we plan to interview each other in a future fanfic. Is that right, Armstrongmai911?

Yes, sir! Whaddya say? Wednesday at 10 AM?

Pope William: Very well, madam! I would love to meet you and get to know you.

Anyways, this is Armstrongmai911.

Pope William: And Pope William saying, ...

All: Enjoy the show!!!!

(We see an airplane flying from Washington DC, and it goes to a pharmacy, where a family is standing in line to get vaccinated)

Hope: Well, kids! Since you guys start school in less than a month, it is time for all of you to get your coronavirus vaccines.

Lois: Yes! I cannot wait to finally get out of the house, and hang out with all my friends.

(Suddenly, a Caucasian man dressed in blue jeans and a white shirt wearing a bracelet that says, "Don't be ignorant of Satan's devices")

Pope William: Excuse me, guys, but what are you and these people doing here?

Valentin: My kids and I am waiting to be vaccinated. Same for those in line. Is that a problem?

Pope William: Yes! You all are being deceived by the Luciferian government who is initiating the New World Order.

Serena: What the heck are you talking about?

Pope William: Do you even know what is in these vaccines? There are aborted fetus inside these jabs, and this virus was a scam to get us to worship this tyrannical government.

Hope: Correction: This vaccine has been clinically tested by scientists, and has been proven safe and effective.

Lois: Yeah. It's been through so many clinical trials, and it boosts your immunity. So, shut your big fat gob, you delusional freak!

Pope William: The Bible says that the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit. This is a Luciferian jab that will destroy your temple. You are taking Satan's juice!!!

Blake: HEY! Stop that! Matter of fact, you better start liking Ponyo and Daddy Yankee right now, or we will force you to start listening to Cannibal Corpse!

Hope! No! You are not gonna watch that garbage! Ponyo is too childish, and Daddy Yankee and Cannibal Corpse are too inappropriate for you six!

Pope William: You better not take the jab, or you will be weeping and gnashing with the others sinners who are perishing right now!

Hope: Look, you idiot! Just leave us alone, or we're getting the manager to kick you out! You are disturbing us. You are a pastor, right? Shouldn't you be encouraging your congregation to get vaccinated for the safety of others? This Delta variant is spreading like wildfires thanks to idiots like you who are spreading these dangerous conspiracy theories. Your delusion is killing many families!

Pope William: Fine! I am leaving, but I will be suing you in court for being submissive to this Satanic ploy! I rebuke all of you demonic Nephilims in the name of Jesus! (Pours holy water on the six)

Blake: Start liking the Shaggs, or you will be charged with harassment!

Valentin: Shut up!

Pope William: Bye, Satan worshippers!!!!!!

All: Bye, fool! And, no, we don't worship Satan, you prick!

(The scene ends as the manager escort the family to their seats to take their vaccines)

Well, that concludes series two, folks! Now, it is time to expose the infamous Derek Armstrong. But, first, I will interview Pope William to discuss Jann's beliefs to further investigate her judhemental and abusive belief system. I am going to get to the bottom of this!!!! And Jann will soon learn the deception she has been exposed to for years!!!!