Acicia Family/Transcript

before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Ricky: "A young (bleep) man with a trash can strapped to the back of his (bleep) so the rats can't chew through the last pants,"

Submission Reel
Johnny: "When someone misbehaves, Jennifer brings out the wooden paddle to punish the children."

Regan: "Mummy is poo-poo!"

[Jennifer spanks Regan with a wooden paddle]

Jennifer: "This will teach you not to call me names!"

Johnny: "Ricky sings alot of songs with profane and questionable lyrics."

Ricky: (singing) "And I could die now, rebirth, mother(bleep)er, hop into my spaceship and leave Earth, mother(bleep)er,"

Jo: "My word..."

[Regan goes onto Jennifer's FaceBook account entry and types in, "I am a stinky poo-poo head. I like work better than my family. I love to hit Regan with a paddle. I hate my family, too!"]

[Regan gets up and goes outside to play]

Jennifer: "REGAN! GET BACK HERE!!"

[Jennifer spanks Regan with a wooden paddle]

[Jennifer deletes the rude message and continues spanking Regan]

Ricky: (singing) "But soon for a (bleep), it be on, mother(bleep)er, 'cause all the bull(bleep) had made me strong, mother(bleep)er,"

Jo: (scoffs)

Observation begins
Lucy: "My dream is to become a kindergarten teacher, but mom keeps me from achieving my dream by making me work as a third parent. Mom is so selfish and lazy."

Observation continues
Jennifer: "All right, who sold my Blackberry on eBay?!"

Ricky: "What Blackberry? Don't look at me. I haven't seen your dumb gadget, you nagging old hag."

Jennifer: "Did you sell it on eBay?!"

Ricky: "Nah, (bleep), I'm retired. (bleep)ing your (bleep) in the (bleep) with a tire..."

Sakura: "Regan sold your Blackberry on eBay."

[Jennifer goes over to Regan and spanks her with a wooden paddle]

Jennifer: "This will teach you not to sell my Blackberry on eBay! How dare you?! After all I've ever done for you, you ungrateful, nasty little beast!"

[Regan cries]

Regan: "I want to play outside!"

Jennifer: "Too bad! You will not for a whole month, you disgusting little worm!"

Regan: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"

Jennifer: "Don't you dare, you filthy, hideous brat!"

[Regan pees her pants]

[Jennifer spanks her even harder and faster]

Jennifer: "This will teach you not to pee in your pants, you miserable creature!"

Mayhem at the Church
Ricky: (singing) "'Cause I don't give a (bleep) if you don't like my (bleep), 'cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my (bleep),"

Johnny: "Ricky!"

Ricky: "'Yeah, uh, base god (bleep),"

Johnny: "Ricky, we are in church."

[Johnny takes Ricky's headphones off]