Oliver's 2013 New Year's Eve

[Oliver drinks a few bottles of vodka]

Oliver: (slurring) "I..........hait..........Nooooooo......Yeeeerz....eev..." [translates to: "I hate New Year's Eve!"]

Jasmin: "Oh, my lord, Oliver."

Quinn: "Jasmin, we are not allowed to have Oliver watch the ball drop in Times Square because he behaved unacceptably."

Jasmin: "So what shall we do, then?"

Oliver: (slurring) "I..........WANA......SEEEEEEEEE........TEEEEESSS.....BUUUULL.....DROOOOOOOPP..." [translates to: "I wanna see the ball drop!"]

Jasmin: "Sorry, you can't! Go to your room, Oliver."

[Oliver vomits]

Oliver: "NUUUUUUU...." [translates to: "No!"]

[Oliver vomits again, on the carpet]

[Quinn carries Oliver to his room]

Quinn: "Jasmin, get me some carpet cleaner and a scrub brush."

[Oliver comes out of his room by bedroom window]

Jasmin: "Oliver, get back in your room!"

[Oliver force-feeds Jasmin a few bottles of vodka]

[Oliver force-feeds Quinn a few bottles of vodka]

Jasmin: "Yur....goennnng....tuu.....biheviarr.....mudefeceten...ceeeeempeee..." [translates to: "You're going to behavior modification camp!"]

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