Fliany Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny... Jo goes to the Big Apple to meet the Fliany family..."

Announcer: "The twins are perfect little angels, but their big brothers are anything but."

Juliette: "Blake, Tyson, come join your little sisters."

Blake: "I hate this (bleep)ing essay!"

Jo: "NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "Can Jo turn things around?"

[Tyson shoplifts a pack of cigarettes]

Blake: (mumbling to self) "I'd rather eat live snakes with rabies....."

Blake: "Don't tell me what to do, (bleep)! I shall not write an essay and the decision is final!"

Announcer: "Or will this duo of terror tear this family apart?"

Blake (smart-mouthy voice): "I'm not doing it-TAH!"

Announcer: "Find out, next."

Submission Reel
Jo: "So here I am in Chappaqua, New York ready to help another family. Let's take a look and see who we have, shall we?"

???: "Hi, we're the Fliany Family. I'm Juliette."

???: "And I'm Martin."

Juliette: "We have four children. Blake is 14, Tyson is 11 and Lianne and Rita are 2 and their third birthday party is coming up soon."

Martin: "Tyson and Blake have been kicked out of 4 schools each."

Juliette: "We tried countless facilities for the boys and Teen Camp for Blake."

Martin: "Our little daughters dream of becoming ballerinas."

[Rita and Lianne are dancing]

Jo: "These girls are so cute!"

Martin: "Lianne and Rita are very sweet girls."

Lianne and Rita: "Hey mommy!"

Juliette: "Hi girls."

Jo: "Aw, Look how sweet their are."

Juliette: "Blake and Tyson are very aggressive to Lianne and Rita!"

Blake: "I hope you f***ing die!"

Tyson: "I wish you were dead!"

Jo: "This behavior has got to stop!"

Martin: "Blake will swear at us."

Blake: "Go to h***!"

Jo: "This has got to stop!"

Juliette: "Supernanny, I'm begging you for your help!"

Blake: "Shut the f*** up!"

Juliette: "Supernanny, please come help our family!"

Jo: "Enough is enough, this behavior needs to stop, I'm on my way!"

Jo Arrives at the Fliany Doorstep
[Jo arrives at a lovely 3-story Victorian-style house]

[Jo rings the doorbell]

[Jo finds two little girls, practicing their ballet]

Lianne and Rita: "Hi Jo-Jo!"

Jo: "And what are your names?"

Lianne: "I'm Lianne..."

Rita: "And I'm Rita!"

Jo: "And how old are you two?"

Lianne and Rita: "We're two and we are almost 3."

[Lianne and Rita are seen wearing pinafore dresses. Rita is in a royal blue pinifore dress and a white blouse and Lianne is in a red pinafore dress and a white bouse]

[Swan Lake music is heard in the background as the twin girls practice]

Jo: "I haven't seen their brothers yet."

Juliette: "Blake is staying after school for a detention. Tyson also has detention as well."

AM Morning
[Rita and Lianne practice their ballet]

Juliette: "Rita and Lianne dream of becoming ballet dancers together."

Time for Ballet Class
[We see Rita and Lianne in Ballet class]

Talk with Mom
Jo: "Later that afternoon, I sat down and talked with mom about the boys' behaviors."

[Juliette makes a cup of tea for herself and Jo]

Juliette: "The boys have been expelled from four schools each. The last school that Blake has been expelled from was Millennium High School for posting the F-Bomb on his own Twitter account and the last school that Tyson has been expelled from was the Mott Hall School for posting threats on Twitter."

Jo: "Have the boys ever ruined Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas or any holiday?"

Juliette: "Halloween was ruined courtesy of the boys, because they bullied their sisters who both won the Halloween costume contest together, and Blake and Tyson, didn't. Lianne and Rita were dressed up as ballerinas. When we got home from the party, the jealous brothers destroyed their costumes whilst the girls were sleeping. Trick-or-treating was not much better, I'm sorry to say."

Jo: "Oh, my word."

Juliette: "And Thanksgiving was not so thankful, because Blake destroyed Rita's Thanksgiving centerpiece by throwing it into the fire, and Tyson destroyed Lianne's centerpiece by smashing it with a sledgehammer."

Jo: "How was Christmas?"

Juliette: "And Christmas was simply ho-ho-horrible, because the girls were performing at a dance recital and they and their ballet class were performing 'The Nutcracker' ballet as the sugarplum fairies, and the boys stole their lucky ballet slippers and the girls got stage fright. As the girls were dancing, the boys shot spitballs at them and shot rocks at them. While we went Christmas shopping, the boys were shoplifting over $10,000 worth of merchandise. On Christmas Eve, the girls were decorating their gingerbread houses, Christmas cookies and gingerbread trains. They helped decorate the Christmas tree and left cookies and chocolate milk for Santa Claus but the boys devoured all of the cookies and milk and smashed the girls' gingerbread houses and gingerbread trains. And on Christmas Day, the boys received nothing but coal in their stockings and they only got notes from the angry Santa as their Christmas presents and then they attacked Lianne and Rita for being the only two who got presents and force fed them with vodka and duct taped my mouth and slapped me across my face before stealing their cousins Kenny and Becky's Christmas presents and claiming them as their own. And Christmas dinner, which Grandma Amy made was ruined by Tyson and Blake because they started a humongous food fight with their cousins."

Jo: "I can only imagine."

Juliette: "And New Year's Eve was a living nightmare because when we decided to make the boys miss the ball drop, they were having none of it. And Mother's day...I'm very sorry to say...was awful."

Observation Continues
[Juliette watches as her daughters practice their ballet]

Parent Meeting
Juliette: "Blake has received about 5 detentions this year."

House Rules
Jo: "This family needed some rules in this house."

Jo: "Rule number 1 - No torturing Lianne and Rita."

Jo: "Rule number 2 - No stealing."

The Phone Call
Nicole: "Hello, who's calling?"

[in the background, Nicole's dog, Lucy is nursing her litter of puppies]

Juliette: "Hi Nicole, this is Juliette Fliany, calling from New York City. I have four kids, Blake age 14, Tyson age 11 and Lianne and Rita age 2."

Nicole: "How do they behave?"

Juliette: "Well, Lianne and Rita are sweet little angels are 100% well behaved, but Blake and Tyson are not because they are always bullying the twins and force feeding them with vodka and hurt their feelings."

Nicole: "Let me see what I can do...ah, here we go. I suggest the Naughty Tuffet for these two."

Blake vs. Jo
Jo: "Martin is out to buy his birthday presents for the twins, leaving Juliette to look after the kids."

Juliette: "Time to go to Macy's and Toys R Us."

Jo: "Blake is still acting violent and is threatening to kill me."

Blake: "Go to the wall, Jo! Because I am killing you!"

Jo: "Stop it! If you continue, you are going to the Naughty Tuffet, understand?"

[Blake ignores Jo and pushes her to the wall and laughs at it]

Juliette: "Blake, go sit on the Naughty Tuffet, please."

Blake: "No way!"

Trip to the Mall
Jo: "Later on, Juliette was trying to get Tyson and Blake to go shopping with her and Lianne and Rita are staying at home with Martin. But those naughty boys refused to go and wanted to go to their friends Tyler and Kyle's resepctive houses."

Blake: "We want to go and see our friends Tyler and Kyle, please."

Juliette: "Not today, you two. We're going to buy birthday presents for Lianne and Rita."

Tyson: "My friend Tyler has just got a new in-ground swimming pool!"

Juliette: "I said not today! You're going to help me pick out gifts for your little sisters! And you are going to pick them too to give to them!"

Blake: "How come Lianne and Rita get to stay with dad?"

Juliette: "Because I said so, so you can see Tyler and Kyle another day."

Jo: "And then all of a sudden, the fireworks went off."

Juliette: "Stop this behavior right now! We have to get birthday presents for Lianne and Rita. If you two continue these tantrums, you will both be going to your Naughty Tuffets and you will both lose all of your video games. Okay?"

[The boys ignore Juliette and continue throwing their tantrums fit for toddlers.]

Jo: "KNOCK IT OFF! YOU GUYS ARE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER!"

Juliette: "I tried every facility for those boys from Behavior Modification Camp in Oregon to a Military School in Wales. We even tried every TV program called 'World's Strictest Parents' to 'Nanny 911'."

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW AND BLAKE WALTER!!!!!!"

Mayhem at the Mall
[Juliette, Tyson and Blake along with Jo are shopping in Toys 'R' Us]

Juliette: "Now, let's see what presents I will get for the girls. You two are to pick them too."

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY!!!! YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"

[Tyson shoplifts a pack of cigarettes]

Juliette: "Young man, what are you doing? You have to pick your present to give to your sisters!"

Jo: "Tyson began his five-finger discount, stealing whatever he could lay his fingers on."

[Tyson shoplifts some energy drinks, a bottle of Chanel No 5 perfume, a pair of jeans, a cell phone and a digital camera]

Juliette: "BLAKE WALTER FLIANY!!!!"

[Blake shoplifts bottles of vodka]

[Tyson shoplifts a digital recorder, a laptop, an iPhone4 and men's Axe deodorant]

[Blake throws the stolen CDs and books at Juliette and Jo]

[Tyson shoplifts some Gilet Mach 4 razor blades]

[Blake runs away from Juliette and Jo and shoplifts some lighters and matches]

Jo: "When Juliette decided to buy them lunch, the boys wanted Oakdale Pizza, but Juliette told them that they were going to have Subway. Boy, did those naughty boys lose it!"

Blake: "Yuck, I hate Subway!"

[Tyson shoplifts again before getting caught]

Security Guard: "Excuse me, mister. I need to examine your pockets."

Jo: "Tyson was in big trouble."

[Tyson violently attacks the security guard]

[Another security guard leads Tyson away]

[Blake aggressively attacks the worker at Subway]

[A security guard pulls Blake off the Subway employee]

15 minutes later

PA: "Mrs. Fliany, please report to the security guard's office, we have your sons."

[Juliette arrives at the office to meet her sons]

Security guard: "We caught your son Tyson shoplifting over hundreds of dollars of merchandise."

Juliette: "What! Oh my god! What about Blake?"

Security guard: "He assaulted the Subway employees."

One day till Lianne and Rita's Party
Juliette: "Okay girls, what theme do you want to have this year?"

Lianne: "How about a PB&J Otter birthday party?"

Rita: "Yeah, let's have it! That show is a classic, I can't believe that show is still in reruns."

Juliette: "Okay, so PB&J Otter it is! I'll phone up Mrs Swanson, Mrs Runnion and your friends' mothers."

On the day of Lianne and Rita's Party
Jo: "Once the twin girls became 3, they were having a PB&J Otter themed-birthday party. They invited their friends from their ballet school, their ballet teacher Mrs Swanson, their friends from their preschool and their teacher Mrs Runnion."

Juliette: "Blake, Tyson, come join your little sisters."

[PB&J Otter music is playing in the background]

[Rita and Lianne are in their sweet lolita dresses with matching hair bows and shoes]

Blake: (mumbling to self) "I'd rather eat live snakes with rabies....."

[On the buffet table, we see Babbleberries, Giggle Melons, a PB&J Otter Cake, Pinch's Pretty Pinch Punch, Snooties' Sausages, Flick's Cheese and Quackers, Pompalopes, Peanut's Fish and Chips, Jelly's ice cream, Jelly Otter Jell-O, Noodle Dance Noodles, Munchy log Chewies, Peanut, Baby Butter and Jelly's super sandwiches]

[Lianne and Rita's friends from their preschool and their teacher Mrs Runnion arrive]

Juliette: "Look, girls. Your friends, Sophie, Helen, Yuki, Adam, Lucy, Rosie, Corey, Eliza, Sandy, Orla, Samantha, and Jenny are here!"

Lianne: "Hi, guys, come in!"

Rosie: "Wow!'

Orla: "It's going to be so exciting!"

Corey: "It will be so fun and cool!"

Mrs Runnion: "Happy birthday girls!"

[The girls' godmother Felicity arrives]

[Rita is seen wearing a Classic cotton Fuchsia sweet Lolita dress with red ruffles and pink/white platform bow Lolita shoes]

Jo: "The kids also played games such as Otter Races, Pin the Fish on Peanut, Babbleberry Scatter, Pompalope Relay, Oodelay-O Bingo, Flick’s Obnoxious Obstacle Course, Noodle Freeze Dance, and Munchy’s Log Roll."

[Lianne is seen wearing a cotton light blue sweet short-sleeved Lolita dress and a pair of sweet blue high heel lolita shoes with ankle straps and round toes]

Jo: "But before they can even get started, Blake ruined it."

[Blake deposits lit fireworks and cherry bombs in the cake]

[The cake explodes]

Rita: "Oh, no! My cake!" (sobs)

[There is cake all over Rita's pretty dress]

Juliette: "Those boys better not go near the presents."

Lianne: "Mommy, look at what Blake did to my dress!"

[Lianne's pretty dress is doused in punch and covered with cake]

Blake: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM FORCE-FEEDING YOU BOTTLES OF VODKA!"

[Lianne runs away from Blake]

[Tyson grabs Lianne and brings her over to Blake]

Lianne: "Put me down, put me down!"

tyson: "Shut up, you ballet-loving brat!"

[Blake force-feeds all of the guests bottles of vodka]

Lianne: (slurring) "Mumu, I...om...suu....syk..." (Translates to: "Mummy, I am so sick.")

[Lianne throws up]

Juliette: "Blake, come over here this minute! You are in big trouble, mister!"

[Blake consumes some vodka]

Blake: (slurring) "Ectuuallleee....I....om.....rooening....te....stoopid....purteeee..." (Translates to: "Actually, I am ruining the stupid party!")

[Blake slumps over to a trash can and vomits]

[A Guest's mother brings out a spare birthday cake]

Guest's mother: "It's okay, I have an extra cake since my husband works at a bakery."

Juliette: "Thank you so much."

Jo: "And if things weren't bad enough, Tyson started to ruin the party. But this time, things have gotten worse."

[Tyson sets the Pin the Fish on Peanut (made out of paper on a cardboard wall) on fire with a cigarette lighter]

[Juliette gets out a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames]

[Tyson sets the Flick's Obnoxious Obstacle Course on fire with a match]

[Juliette uses the fire extinguisher to put out all of the flames]

[Tyson changes the music to Chocolate Salty B***s by Chef]

Juliette: "Oh my. Who changed the music?"

Tyson: "I DID, IDIOT! I WILL ALSO HAVE EMINEM AND LIL WAYNE!"

[Tyson replaces the punch with vodka and gets into one]

Tyson: (slurring) "Thes.......purtee......is......neeerrly.......rooend...Just......a.......fooo......morrrrr......theeengs...." (Translates to: "This party is nearly ruined. Just a few more things!")

[Tyson gets sick and vomits into the trash can]

[Tyson destroys the Babbleberry Scatter by hitting the bucket containing the berries hard with a hammer, causing all the berries to spill]

[Tyson replaces the logs for Munchy's Log Roll with beer in bottles]

[Martin quickly returns the beer bottles to the house and brings back the logs for Munchy's Log Roll]

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY! What are you doing?"

[Tyson turns on the hose and sprays it at all the guests attending the party including their parents]

[Juliette turns off the hose]

[The guests and their parents scream and run away to their cars]

Rita: "Come back! The party's not over!"

Jo: "TYSON AND BLAKE! GET BACK INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW! I AM EXTREMELY UPSET WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR! IT IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IT'S NOT A GAME!"

Tyson: (slurring) "Nuuuuuu!" (translates to: "NO!")

[Jo takes Tyson by the hand and deposits him on the Naughty Tuffet and the absolutely furious Juliette drags Blake back indoors and straight to the Naughty Tuffet]

Tyson: (slurring) "Juuuu.......guuuuuuuuu......dyyyyyy.....beeeeeeeecuuuz........u.......arrrrrrrrrr.....ungraitfollll....." (translates to: "Jo, go die because you are ungrateful!")

Juliette: "As for you, Blake, you need to write a 250-word essay explaining the errors of your ways and then write an apology note to all the guests and your sisters after we tell you and Tyson to get up."

Blake: (stops slurring) "NO, MOTHER! QUIT NAGGING ME!!!"

Juliette: "I SAID WRITE AN ESSAY!"

Blake: "NOT GONNA HAPPEN, CHUMP!"

[Blake puts a bottle of vodka in Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: (slurring) "Uuuu........haaaaaaaaveeeee........lust........urrrr.....compootur.......prevliges......." (translates to: "You have lost your computer privileges.")

[Rita and Lianne are in the house, crying]

Rita: "I hate Tyson...he's such a *sniff* big jerk!"

Lianne: "That Blake *sob*...I don't know why he's so mean! I didn't do anything to him!"

Jo: "Tyson is in time-out now."

Rita: (sniffs) "But he still ruined my *sob* birthday party..."

Lianne: "Alongside that jerk *sob* Blake..."

Jo: "I know. Mummy will give you girls a hot bath and she will make you some hot chocolate, okay?"

[Jo comes over to Blake and comes down to his level, but Blake force-feeds Jo a vodka]

Jo: "And all of a sudden, Blake force-fed me vodka."

Jo: (slurring) "Taaat......beeehavierrr.....ov......yeeurs........is........unacceptibull.......oonderstend?" (Translates to: "That behavior of yours is unacceptable. Understand?")

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Juliette loses it..."

Blake: "You can't tell me what to do! If I don't want to write an essay, then I won't do it and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Announcer: "...but Jo steps in..."

Jo: "FINISH YOUR ESSAY!"

Announcer: "When supernanny returns."

Blake and Tyson vs. Juliette and Jo
Blake: "Don't tell me what to do, (bleep)! I shall not write an essay and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Juliette: "I rather hate to burst your bubble, I can't deal with it."

[Juliette runs upstairs crying]

[Jo appears angry and raises her voice]

Jo: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN YOUR LITTLE SISTERS' BIRTHDAY! YOU BOYS ARE FORCED TO WRITE A 250-WORD ESSAY EXPLAINING WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARTY AND EVERYTHING YOU DID THERE WAS WRONG! AND YOU ARE ALSO FORCED TO WRITE APOLOGY LETTERS TO ALL THE GUESTS AT THE PARTY AND TO LIANNE AND RITA! IT MUST BE DONE BY DINNERTIME; OTHERWISE YOUR PRIVILEGES WILL BE GONE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!"

Martin: "A neighbor almost called the police because of the alcoholic drinks. You know it is against the law for you to drink alcohol until you are 21!"

Cut to:

[Rita is in her room, crying]

Rita: "My party, my cake, and my dress! All ruined by that big jerk Blake!"

Lianne: "Stupid Tyson, why did he have to be so mean to me and Rita?!"

[We see the girls' Lolita dresses soaked with water, vodka and grape juice, courtesy of their brothers]

[We see a huge stain on Lianne's dress]

Juliette: "I'll run a nice warm bath for you and Rita, and you can have some hot cocoa. Would you like that?"

Lianne and Rita: (still crying uncontrollably) "Yes."

[Juliette hugs the twins and dries their eyes with a tissue]

Juliette: "Shhh. It's all right, my babies. Mommy will always be here for you girls. Shhh. You still have the presents."

cut to:

Blake: "I'M NOT GONNA WRITE AN ESSAY UNTIL YOU LEAVE!!!"

[Jo raises her voice louder]

Jo: "NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Blake flinches, and reluctantly gathers his a piece of paper and a pencil]

Juliette: "Jo's voice caused Blake to flinch and be scared enough to get started on his essay explaining what he did wrong."

[Blake begins writing his essay, under Jo's supervision]

Blake: "I hate this (bleep)ing essay!"

[A few minutes later, Blake attacks Jo]

Jo: "FINISH YOUR ESSAY!"

[Blake spits at Jo's face]

Rita: (sobbing) "Why does everything have to go wrong?! How could they ruin the party?!"

Juliette: "My poor baby girls..."

Lianne (sobbing): "Why does stupid Blake have to ruin everything? All I wanted was to have a good time with my friends..."

Rita: (sniffling) "Me too...Those boys don't even care."

11 minutes later

[Juliette comes down the stairs]

Juliette: "Tyson. The reason why you were on the Naughty Tuffet is because you ruined your little sisters' birthday party. Besides this, you need to get up and start writing your own essay about the errors of your ways like your older brother and apology letters to all the guests and to your sisters. Say sorry to me now so you can begin your essay and your apology letters."

Tyson: "Sorry."

[Tyson gets started on his essay]

Blake (in smart-mouth mode): "I'm not doing it-TAH!!!"

[Blake rips up his essay before duct taping Jo's hands and ankles]

[Juliette peels the duct tape off Jo's hands and ankles]

[Tyson reads his essay out loud to the family, and he reads the apology letter]

Tyson: "Rita, Lianne, I'm sorry."

Jo: "Thank you very much, Tyson."

Rita: "Apology accepted."

Lianne: "Apology accepted, Tyson."

[Tyson hugs his sisters]

[Blake is asked to write his essay on a new piece of paper]

Martin: "SIT DOWN AND CONTINUE YOUR ESSAY!"

[Jo checks Blake's essay, which is nothing but "PB&J Otter is for babies! I AM NOT SORRY, (bleep)! I HATE ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS!"]

[Blake begins listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana without headphones on his MP3]

[Martin's anger explodes at Blake]

Martin: "BLAKE WALTER FLIANY!!! WHAT YOU WROTE WAS NOT ONLY OFFENSIVE, BUT COMPLETELY INEXCUSABLE!!! You think you are all grown up, but you are acting like a child."

[Martin rubs out Blake's essay]

Martin: "Now start over."

Blake: "I'm 14 years old, I don't need anybody telling me what to do! Essays apologizing to those stupid bratty (bleep)s?! I'm not a child."

[Martin fumes with anger]

Martin: "You know what Blake? Here's an alternative to the essay if you don't want to do it over. You're grounded for a month!!! No TV, no video games, no computer, no NOTHING."

Blake: "WHAT!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!"

Martin: "Want me to make that TWO months?"

Blake: (groans)

Martin: "Now, go to your room."

[cut to: Lianne and Rita opening their presents]

Rita: "Look, Lianne! It's our own Bitty Baby!"

Lianne: "Brave!"

Naughty Tuffet
Jo: "I'd like to introduce to you, the Naughty Tuffet."

Blake: "Shut the (bleep) up, Jo!"

Jo: "So Martin, I would like you to give him a warning."

Martin: "Blake, stop it now, that's your warning. If you do not stop swearing, you will go sit on the Naughty Tuffet, understood?"

Blake: "Shut up, you (bleep)!"

Martin: "Now you can go on the Naughty Tuffet."

[Martin places Blake on the Naughty Tuffet]

Martin: "Now Blake, I put you on the Naughty Tuffet because you keep saying nasty words. So you will sit there until I tell you that you can get up."

Blake: "I hate you."

Martin: "And, after you get up, you're grounded for another month."

Blake: "What!? You can't ground me for another month! I hate being grounded!"

Dining Out
Jo: "It's great that the Filanys have made so much progress with Tyson's behavior so quickly. But, Blake's behavior still needs changing. The girls each received a birthday coupon at a local sit-down restaurant, so that day, the family went to Denny's, and that night would be one of the best examples."

[Rita and Lianne are carrying their new Bitty Baby dolls in their perspective doll strollers]

[The family is sitting at a table at Denny's]

Juliette: "What shall we have tonight?"

[Rita is seen wearing a pink dress]

Rita: "I want a mango smoothie, apple Dunkers, chicken nuggets and vanilla yogurt."

[Lianne is seen wearing a purple dress]

Lianne: "I'll have a strawberry banana smoothie, Jr. Veggie dippers, Mac & cheese and vanilla yogurt."

Jo: "Mum let's the girls have anything they want to order and then orders something healthier for the boys to eat."

Juliette: "If you behave Tyson, I'll let you order what you want."

Tyson: "Okay, Mom."

Martin: "The same goes for you, Blake,"

[Tyson eats his veggie burger without complaints or fuss]

Blake: "Why do I have to eat this disgusting tofu burger?!?"

Juliette: "You're already grounded for two months, young man, and I can extend that to three if you don't change your bad attitude."

Afternoon Ransom
Jo: "The next afternoon, we returned home after we picked up the girls from ballet lessons. We witnessed Blake eating 10 pizzas he ordered from Papa John's, two Big Macs from McDonald's, chicken from KFC, and ice cream from Dairy Queen."

[The parents, the twin girls, Tyson, and Jo observe Blake eating the foods he ordered]

Tyson: OMG! How much money did you even pay for all of this?

Blake:Traitor!

Rita: "Mommy, daddy! Blake is eating food he ordered!"

Blake: "Little snitch!"

Lianne: "I wonder what he got."

Juliette: "May I ask you a question for a brief moment? Where did you get all of that food?"

Blake: "I got the items from Papa John's, McDonald's, KFC, and Dairy Queen."

Jo: "Martin decided to give him a good talking to."

Martin: "How did you order all that?"

Blake: "I used your credit cards and ordered it via the phone. I would've gone there in person if it weren't for the stupid PETA protest."

Martin: "Blake, first the essay, then the other incident, now this? You do not ask for something without permission."

Blake: "Yeah, so what?"

Jo: "Martin wasn't having it, so he gave him an explanation of his punishment."

Martin: "Blake, when I say you're grounded, that means no phone either. Go to your room."

Martin: "Teenagers are such a pain to raise. I can't imagine what the twins' behavior would be like when they eventually become his age, or even the age of Tyson before Jo was able to help us turn his behavior around."

Blake vs. the Babysitter
Jo: "Martin and Juliette have decided to go out for tonight. So they decided to leave the kids with a young babysitter named Gemma Dumais."

Gemma: "I have my babysitting notebook so I'll write down all the information I need."

Martin: "If Blake misbehaves, give him a warning and if he continues to misbehave, you will place him on the Naughty Tuffet."

[Martin shows Gemma the Naughty Tuffet and Gemma writes down all the information on her babysitting notebook]

[Rita and Lianne are playing with their new Hello Kitty plush toys and their Bitty Baby dolls]

Martin: "Blake is grounded too, so make sure he does nothing but chores and homework."

Gemma: "Right."

Martin: "Dinner is at 5:00pm so you can find all the ingredients on this list in the kitchen, Lianne and Rita's bath time is at 7:00pm and their bedtime is at 8:00pm and Tyson and Blake will have to go to bed at 9:00pm because they've got school in the morning, got it memorized? Oh, yes. The girls also ballet class at 8:15 in the morning."

Juliette: "I would always read Lianne and Rita a bedtime story before I tuck them in and kiss them goodnight."

[Juliette hands Gemma a long list of emergency numbers]

Juliette: "And here's a list of everything else."

Gemma: "Okay, great. Have a good time."

[Juliette and Martin leave]

[Rita and Lianne practice their ballet with music from Swan Lake in the background]

Blake: "Is that Swan Lake playing?"

Gemma: "Yes it is."

[Blake begins hitting on Gemma]

Gemma: (feeling uncomfortable) "Uh...don't you...have a history test to...study for, Blake?"

[Blake flirts with Gemma]

Blake: "Would you like to help me study for my test, Gemma?"

cut to:

[Martin and Juliette are at the Empire State Building together]

Tyson forfiets
Tyson: "I am very sorry for what I did to my family, I want to apologize to my sisters and my mom. My behavior at the girls' party was disruptive, immature and unacceptable. Girls, Mom, I'm sorry. I guess I was kind of an idiot."

Lianne: "How nice."

Juliette: "Tyson, thank you very much, apology accepted. Blake do you have anything to say?"

Blake: "I am not sorry. I did what I want because those twins drove me crazy!"

[Blake punches Lianne]

[Blake hits Rita's arm]

Juliette: "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER MONTH!"

[Blake goes to hit Juliette, but she grabs his arms and drags him in his room]

Juliette: "MARTIN, HELP ME!"

[Martin and Juliette drag Blake upstairs]

Jo leaves
Jo: "Well, I saw a great change in behavior from Tyson. He's come to learn that the kind of behavior he had when I first came here is very destructive. Not only that, but he's changed into a very mature, responsible young man. As for Blake, he really needs help. His behavior problems I can't help you with alone."

Juliette: "What are some good alternatives?"

Jo: "Well, the only option I can find is military school."

Martin: "That's the only option I'd use."

[Juliette is crying in joy]

Juliette: "I just don't know what to do anymore when it comes to Blake. Thank you, Jo."

Martin: "How can we ever repay you?"

Jo: "Just doing the job that I love, helping parents raise their children right."

Juliette: "Bye!"

Martin: "Bye, Jo! See you soon!"

Lianne & Rita: "Bye bye, Jo-Jo!"

Jo: "You keep practicing your ballet, darlings."

Tyson: "Bye, Jo!"

Blake: "Goodbye, f(bleep)ot! I hope you die you f (bleep) ing b (bleep) !"

Martin: "Quiet Blake!"

Juliette: "I heard you swearing."

Aftermath
Juliette: "A week after Jo left, Blake was sent to Military School in London."

Blake: "MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHH!!!" (Translation: "YOU'RE NOT SENDING ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL!!!")

Juliette: "With Tyson turning over a good leaf and Blake gone away for a while at least we could have some peace and quiet."