Bird Roast As In The Bird Roasting You

Chapter 1
A female with an estimated age of 23 or 24 walks up to Reicheru and Hinomaru.

“What are you doing here?” Hinomaru asked.

“Your success at life.” The female said.

“Your success at life! Xatu!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“Xatu!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“Xatu!” Xatu said.

Hinomaru and Reicheru looked at eachother, before Hinomaru looked at the woman.

“You can’t roast people for shit, If you ever hosted a roast, You’d be kicked out for making such shit roasts even the people you’re trying to roast can’t find you funny.” Hinomaru stated.

"Kicked out how? Oh wait. Your zip code." The girl said.

"Your zip code! Xatu!" Xatu said.

"Xatu." Chris said.

"Xatu!" Xatu said.

"Xatu." Chris said.

"Xatu!" Xatu said.

"And what do you mean I can't roast people for shit? You can't roast people for shit." The woman said.

"You can't roast people for shit!" Xatu said.

Chapter 2: This place ain’t frozen
Sophie leaves her house but immediately sees the female acquaintance.

“What are you doing here?” Sophie asked.

“Your mom.” The roasting female said.

“What do you want from my mom?” Sophie said.

“Your orange ass.” The roasting female said.

“Your orange ass! Xatu!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“Xatu!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“Xatu!” Xatu said.