Dano Family 2028 Christmas

December 22nd
Nicole: "The family went Christmas shopping."

Ali: "Why do I have to do this?! I'm a (bleep)ing Muslim!"

Jonathan: "Because I cannot trust you to go on your own Ali."

Ali: "(bleep) you."

Jonathan: "Ali Omar Dano, you are---."

[Ali runs off]

Jonathan: "ALI OMAR! COME BACK RIGHT NOW!"

Ali: "I am not a Christian, I read the Qur'an, speak Arabic and Malay, and pray at home while you guys are at church, I believe in Allah and the Prophet!"

Jenny: "Ali, I know you are a Muslim along with your niece and sister, but this is a happy occasion."

Ali: "Fine, mom, I will get some presents."

Jenny: "Good."

Ali: (whispers) "Please be aware, I don't celebrate Christmas."

Jenny: "Okay."

Christmas Day
Nicole: "It was Christmas Day, the kids except Aini and Ali, who were Muslims."

Jonathan: "Kids, it's Christmas!"

[The kids execpt Ali and Aini check their stockings]

Toshio: "Wow, I got some horror movies, candy, pocky and a plush Pikachu keychain!."

Mei: "看12生肖動物，我得到了你的手指木偶，一本關於我從哪裡來" (Translation: Look 12 animals of the Zodiac, I got finger puppets of you, and a book about where I came from)

Hugo: "Cool, I got a pair of maracas, a Speedy Gonzales plush, a Santo Bugito DVD, and a book about Mexico!"

[Jeanne looks into her stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

[Jeanne also finds a note which says in French "Jeanne, you were a very naughty girl this Christmas. You tortured our mommy, hit boys at school, terrorized your teacher, hurt your brothers, and shouted very bad words. Signed, Père Nöel" in cursive]

[Joan looks into his stocking]

Joan: "Candy canes!"

[Mi-Yung looks into her stocking]

Mi-Yung: "A chocolate orange!"

[Hans looks into his stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

[Hans also finds a note which says in German "Hans, you were anything but good this year. You pulled mean-spirited pranks, bullied other kids, tormented your mommy, wrote very bad words, put a thumbtack in the teacher's chair during class, planted a stink bomb in the teachers' lounge, charged admission to the bathroom, drew naked ladies in class, snapped bras, yelled 'fire!' in a crowded classroom, wasted school chalk, and played in the boys' bathroom, turning it into your own personal water park. Therefore, you will be punished by the Knecht Ruprecht. Signed, Weihnactsmann" in cursive]

Hans: "Oh, nein"

Jeanne: "I hate Christmas! Bah, humbug. Hans, help me! I HATE CHRISTMAS!!

(jenny walk in)