Cullen Family/Transcript

Naughty Pit
Jo: "I wanted to show Matthew and Anastasia how to discipline these children. So, I started off with the Naughty Pit."

Jo: "Every time Charlotte misbehaves, I want you to place her into this pit and place 10 pink beanbags into the pit. Every time she gets out, you are to place two additional beanbags into the pit."

Jo: "Later on, mom asked Charlotte to take a nap, but the girl had other plans."

[Charlotte is watching Dora the Explorer on TV]

Anastasia: "Charlotte, time for your nap."

Charlotte: "I DON'T WANNA TAKE A NAP! I AM WATCHING DORA!"

Jo: "Come down to her level, give her a warning."

Anastasia: "Charlotte, either you start-"

Jo: "Say 'this is your warning'."

Anastasia: "Charlotte, this is your warning. You must turn off Dora and take your nap right now, or you will go to the Naughty Pit. Do you understand me?"

Charlotte: (ignores Anastasia and continues watching TV) "NO! NO NAP FOR ME!"

Jo: "Take her to the pit, Anastasia."

Charlotte: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE NAUGHTY PIT!" (cries)

[Anastasia switches off the TV and carries Charlotte to the Naughty Pit]

Jo: "Explain why she's there."

Anastasia: "Charlotte, mommy placed you in the Naughty Pit because you refused to listen. Stay here for two minutes."

[Anastasia confiscates Charlotte's Dora the Explorer DVDs by placing them into the toy timeout box]

Naughty Corner
[Matthew sends Taylor to the Naughty Corner]

Samantha's 11th Birthday
Jo: "By the time Samantha turned 11, she had a secret spy-themed birthday party with her friends."

Samantha: "Janae, Serena, Mary, Tanisha, Natalee, Cameron, Taylor, Bryce, Finn, Leon. Welcome to my party."

Tanisha: "Happy birthday, Samantha!"

[Upon arrival, each guest is given a professional Secret Agent ID tagged and they are fingerprinted]

[We see posters of spy movies, including Spy Kids and The Spy Next Door]

[On the table, we see Mystery Munch, Detective Dogs, Mystery Bars, Baby Bombs, Question Bread, Mission Impossible pizza, Clueless Chips, a Secret Agent Snack Tray of cut-up carrots, celery, cheese, crackers, and veggie dip, Spy Salsa. Samantha's birthday cake is a round cake decorated as a bomb with dark frosting and a red licorice string fuse with a sparkler, a secret spy candy buffet]

[Mission Impossible theme is playing in the background]

Jo: "Here is your mission, agents: Samantha's birthday gift was robbed along with all the treat bags. You will find clues scattered around the neighborhood, discover the bad guys and find the missing items. Each clue must be retrieved by completing an obstacle."