Cap Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...."

Gloria: "My word, this family is so huge!"

Announcer: "Gloria returns to her hometown of Manhattan to help out a family with a thousand adopted children beating the Sevick Family."

[Mulan screams]

[Dolph pushes Catherine to the floor, making her cry]

Stephen: "I hate you, daddy! Shut up!"

Marci: "We tried Nanny 911, but it didn't work out because some of my adopted children sent them away."

Matthew: "So we decided to turn to Supernanny in attempt to win the battle against our children."

[The Polish vigintuplets except Ola run around the mansion naked]

[Gustav cries]

Submission Reel
???: "Hello, we are the Cap Family! My name is Matthew, and I am a restaurant owner."

???: "And I'm Marci, and I am the head librarian."

Cap Family House
[Gloria witnesses a mansion with 6 floors]

Meeting the children from Japan
[Gloria sees Shinji, Hitomi, Chikayo, Satoshi, Kai, Mao, Hikari, Kasumi, Tariko, Shizuka, Takao, Kenji, Yukina, Mako, Sakura, Yoshi, Daisuke, Toshio, Yusake and Hiromi watching Pokemon Black and White]

Gloria: "Hello, how are you?"

[The Japanese vigintuplets look back, confused]

Marci: "They have a hard time speaking English."

Gloria: "Maybe I can teach them English."

[Yukina is seen playing with her Cubchoo plush]

[Mao is seen playing with her Pikachu and Eevee plushies]

[Kasumi is seen playing her Pokemon White 2 game]

Gloria: "And how old are they?"

Marci: "They are all 6."

[Sakura is seen dressed in a pink kimono]

Marci: "They are the only set not in the 3-23 months bracket that are well-behaved, but don't worry, some other members of the other viginuplets are well-behaved from 3-16, I think they are."

Kids from Brazil
Marci: "Now Gloria, I would like you meet Godiva, Batte, Dimas, Ivy, Kokumo, Gijima, Leonel, Odom, Jasper, Meleni, Lobo, Naolin, Lovell, Manoela, Tandra, Sally, Rexford, Coloma, Margarida and Nemesio."

Marci: "They are all well behaved execpt for Coloma and Sally."

Meeting the Children from Venezuela
Marci: "This is Alejandro, Yoli, Julio, Yosibell, Liam, Viki, Osmer, Winy, Lavena, Gliosmar...and there's Arnoldo, Fidel, Simón, José, Xavier, Manuela, Joaquín, Isaías, Eleazar and Juana."

Kids from South Korea
[Gloria goes to the 2nd floor and meets Kwan, Joon-ho, Hyun-jung, Kum-ja, Kun-sun, Jae-hwa, Jin, Ja-hoon, Jung, Chul, Hae, Jin-ho, Gab-do, Eun-mi, Eun jung, Joo-chan, Eui-kon, Ji-Kwong, Ha-Neul and Eunkyhung]

[Eun-mi is having patsbingsu]

Marci: "They are well-behaved but, we are very concerned about Kwan, because he is failing in school since he hasn't done his homework, but other than that he is well-behaved."

Introducing the children from Algeria
Matthew: "We have Ahmed, Amira, Asma, Ghazala, Sami, Basem, Betsy, Samia, Bilal, Mustafa, Hakeem, Islam, Shada, Samiah, Saïd, Aīcha, Farid, Fatima, Faridah and Gabir."

Meeting the kids from Ghana
Matthew: "There's Adika, Abam, Sisi, Anane, Anum, Jojo, Tawiah, Awotwe, Ozigbodi, Yaa, Kukua, Adeben, Adusa, Agyeman, Kwaku, Kunto, Lumusi, Quaashire, Atu and Ankoma."

Children from Togo
Matthew: "Over there are Hana, Harumi, Keiji, Conner, Kale, Koen, Hina, Backer, Améyo, Bella, Yasmine, Adjaratou, Agnes, Lucie, Pascal, Emmanuel, Kossi, Kwami, Camih and Isabelle."

Vigintuplets from Kenya
Marci: "There's Noorkisaruni, Bonface, Habiba, Lisimba, Pasua, Obama, Kipenzi, Chuki, Faiza, Clemo, Hawa, Akello, Verdez, Lameck, Amos, Gakere, Bayyina, Sisya, Nonier and Wambua."

Meeting the vigintuplets from Ireland
Gloria: "Who are these kids?"

Marci: "Their names are Donovan, Pierce, Margaret, Melvyn, Raicheal, Tibbot, Ealga, Jarlath, Hinolair, Conor, Lilas, Delaney, Teagan, Finn, Declan, Riley, Graham, Cara, Darby and Archibald."

Marci: "They are all well-behaved except for Hinolair."

Introducing the children from Sweden
Gloria: "Hey, who are these kids drawing on papers?"

Marci: "We have Ebba, Vilda, Saga, Ester, Scout, Dolph, Ulrika...and there's Bobby, Dagmar, John, Peter, Björn, Alexandra, Melinda, Anton, Inger, Fanny, Lena, Jonna and Kåre."

Marci: "They are all well-behaved except for Dolph, who acts defiant and aggressive towards his siblings. He also refuses to do his homework, making him fail in school and calls people every name in the book."

Meeting the Children from France
[Gloria comes into a room and sees Eclair, Lucas, Louis, Camille, Enzo, Hugo, Chloé, Marie, Matteo, Ynès, Ethan, Noah, Emma, Catherine, Henri, André, Pierre, Suzanne, Françoise and Sylvie.]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Marci: "They are 5."

Catherine: "Bonjour, Gloria. How do you do?"

Matthew: "Catherine is very well-behaved and very well-mannered."

[We see Brie cheese and crackers on the table]

Kids from North Korea
Matthew: "We have Han-yong, Hye-rim, Jong-nam, Hye-rang, Sang-Ook, Jong-Chul, Young-Hee, Jong-un, Yong-rim, Yong-il, Pong-ju, Min-ki, Min-Jung, Ji Min, Young-mi, Woo-sung, Tae-won, Sun-woo, Young-Chul and Min-seo."

Marci: "They are very well-mannered but we are concerned about Min-Jung, she who is failing in school and refuses to go to school because she is complaining she is getting bullied there, we need help to understand what she has been going through."

Meeting the children from Zambia
Gloria: "And who are these kids?"

Marci: "Their names are Jafar, David, Chisomo, Miriam, Zvpdon, Saasa, Sonkwe, Shex, Albertina, Perina, Pangzenghui, Mwenya, Febian, Cheyenne, Wamunyima, Chaka, Silvestor, Stephen, Lumamba and Nascimanto. They are all well-behaved except for Stephen. Stephen throws tantrums, screams, bites, punches, kicks, and is defiant."

[Stephen screams like a banshee in the background]

Marci: "See?"

[Stephen runs to Gloria and punches her in the stomach]

Gloria: "That hurt."

Kids from Colombia
Marci: "There's Sherdian, Enrique, Luis Eduardo, Juan Carlos, Sapphira, Rodrigo Alberto, Saul Antonio, Gabriel, Abriella, Luz Marina, Sandra Milena, Natalia, Luz, María del Carmen, Alma, Lorena, Cezar, Pedro, Ellamae and Chalissa."

Meeting the children from Denmark
[Gloria goes to the front room and meets Sebastian, Frida, Storm, Josefine, Adam, Laura, Ida, Selma, Rasmus, Lizzie, Mikkel, Nanna, Magnus, Freja, Sander, Alberte, Emil, Malou, Felix and Mathilde playing and building with LEGO block towers]

Marci: "These are our 18-month-old vigintuplets from Denmark."

Gloria: "Hello! How are you doing?"

Introducing the vigintuplets from Belgium
Marci: "Over there in the living room is Matilda, Tommie....and there's Adelbert, Anique, Clara, Coen, Elise...and we also have Dietger, Aimeus, Benard, Florent, Florinda, Gonda, Lieve, Roos, Lisa, Loy, Milou, Renate and Veerle. They are all well-behaved, except for Gonda, Matilda, Tommie, and Benard. They refuse to give up their pacifiers and their diapers."

Meeting the kids from Poland
Gloria: "Who are those kids here eating lunch?"

Marci: "That's Jadwiga, Jola,  Madej, Jacek, Jerzy, ...and there's Adamski, Adelina, Beata, Anna, Rola, Mila, Ola, Estera, Artur, Katarzyna, Danica, Pela, Krzysztof, Staly and Marcin."

Gloria: "Hello, and how are you?"

Ola: "Robimy, dzięki." (Translation: "We are doing good, thanks.")

Marci: "Ola is following Catherine's signs and very well-behaved."

Marci: "The rest of the vigintuplets are not, but Jola behaves the worst."

Children from Mexico
[Gloria goes in and meets Axayacatl, Zeltzin, Acacitli, Chantico, Ayauhcihuatl, Chicomecoatl, Atlacaya, Itzli, Atl, Peggy, Papantzin, Motecuhzoma, Mayahuel, Tepin, Xochitl, Papan, Acolhnahuaca, Macuilmalinal, Atotoztli and Izel]

Gloria: "Why hello there, everyone!"

Chantico: "Hola, Gloria!"

Gloria: "How old are you all?"

Papantzin: "Somos los ocho años de edad." (Translates to: "We are all eight years old.")

Kids from Israel
Matthew: "We have Ariel, Ben-Gurion, Even, Gil, Golda, Maor, Tzabar, Ronia, Netanya, Yonatan, Hadassa, Abrahem, Ananiah, Balfour, Ayalah, Navah, Yinon, Zivah, Hagar and Tzahala."

Kids from Malaysia
Marci: "There's Hakimi, Zara, Alya, Nurul, Hannah, Qaseh, Arissa, Mohamed, Ashley, Marcus, Aqil, Jayden, Java, Irfan, Rayyan, Ian, Adrianna, Isaac, Sarah and Alyssa."

Matthew: "Ashley is very kind and well-mannered and is following Catherine's signs, they are Muslims and Marcus is mostly-behaved but refuses to do homework."

Ashley: "Selamat datang ke rumah kami, Gloria, saya mendapat beberapa bunga untuk anda" (Translation: Welcome to our home, Gloria, I got some flowers for you)

[Ashley gives Gloria a bouqet of flowers]

Marci: "They were the ones who got intoxicated during a parade."

Matthew: "They are all 13."

Gloria: "How did they feel about not having to celebrating Christmas?"

Matthew: "It didn't really bother them, we gave them some presents."

Kids from Scotland
[Gloria goes out and meets Leslie, Brodie, Blake, Evan, Fraser, Duncan, Christy, Scott, Blair, Jamie, Isobel, Ainsleigh, Lindsay, Annabel, Tavia, Bonnie, Kenzy, Dallas, Cameron and Tara]

Marci: "They are all well-behaved except for Isobel and Tavia."

Vigintuplets from Chile
[Gloria sees Nulpi, Lucero, Yenien, Tamara, Lilen, Zahndra, Yerimen, Cristobal, Javeria, Kevin, Hector, Marco, Ricardo, Esteban, Jorge, Juan, Ignacio, Macarena, Romina and Franco]

Meeting the kids from Uganda
Matthew: "We have Mwanje, Nabulungi, Masani, Kissa, Karutunda, Karukuma, Abbo, Jonah, Nabirye, Sanyu, Nasiche, Sematida, Namono, Opio...and there's Nanjala, Derrick, Tibyangye, Tombe, Wesesa and Zilaba."

Introducing the children from India
Marci: "This is Abeer, Gandha, Hardik, Kaksi, Kakshi, Kami, Kuber, Mukut, Mahaki, Malini, Malika, Nikhat, Prem, Sugandha, Shefali, Subash, Shushma, Sourabh, Kamala and Parimal."

Matthew: "Kami lost all of his hair due to his chemotherapy treatment when he had leukemia. That's why Dennis pokes fun of him."

Meeting the kids from Ecuador
Marci: "Here's Dominga, Domingo, Claudia, Agata, Adelmo, Alberto, Estafan, Ofelia, Paula, Ximena, Fernando, Rafael, Lola, Lucia, Manuel, Irene, Guadalupe, Maritza, Pilar and Elena."

Introducing the children from Bangladesh
Matthew: "Over here, we have Abhink, Santanu, Lokesh, Piyali, Sudipta, Shoma, Sagarika, Moumita, Sanchita, Sandip...and there's Ganish, Keka, Debesh, Ruma, Maitreyi, Tanay, Akashdvip, Alok, Brinda and Manoj."

Gloria: " "

Matthew: "Oh, I am afriad they are all badly behaved children."

Kids from Thailand
Marci: "Here's Amporn, Amnuay, Chai, Cantana, Dao, Chinawoot, Dok, Ditaka, Jaidee, Jettrin, Kalaya, Jutharat, Khun, Niwat, Mae-ying-thahan, Noi, Pan, Luk, Tai and Sirikit."

Children from New Zealand
Marci: "Over there is Helen, Taika, Gaston, Toa, Niki, Merata, Rudall, Gaylene, Costa, Gustav...and there is Abbey, Arana, Caleb, Arapeta, Ember, Etera, Fetu, Haimona, Hanga and Hinapouri."

Matthew: "They are diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and have a hard time communicating with other people. But despite this, Helen can speak very fluently even though she has Asperger's. That's why Dennis makes fun of them."

Marci: "Gustav is the only one from this set of vigintuplets who misbehaves. He has a very difficult time communicating and says the fewest amount of words out of the set of vigintuplets due to his condition and does not understand it well, causing his anger and frustration as a result."

[Gustav tries to say hello to Gloria, but ends up screaming at her]

Marci: "Gustav has a hard time handling his frustration and anger."

Vigintuplets from the Netherlands
Matthew: "We have Vincent, Ursula...and there's Arjan, Silvy, Patrick, Aad, Taco, Marijn, Berend, Lemlem, Nathan, Naomi, Ineke, Adrianus, Iggy, Karen, Dominique, Ellen, Yoshka and Aleyt."

Marci: "Nathan, Adrianus, and Taco are the only ones who are well-behaved in this set of vigintuplets."

Introducing the children from Switzerland
Marci: "Over here, we have Axel, Karel, Janine, Juliana, Amourette, Roel, Scarlett, Jerome, Alfred, Chantal, Lars, Tania, Dana-Lynn, Dylan, Dario, Eilonwy, Flavia, Heinz, Herbert and Zuna."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Marci: "All 6 months old and well-behaved."

Meeting the children from Norway
Matthew: "We have Birgitte, Falki, Asa, Endrid, Thora, Rurik, Gunnar, Hulla, Finna, Grip, Jorunn, Rainer, Ragnar, Valdis, Svana, Jora, Olaf, Fastny, Hildigunn and Jodis."

Kids from Bolivia
Marci: "We have Cèdric, Edwin Silver, Milton, Isbob, Aucapoma, Adelgonda, Moôsejr, Teresa, Makhassè, Chambi, Evita, Bradipone, Jeremias, Anahi, Andrea, Michelle, Ascencion, Alison, Alegra and Raquel."

Gloria: " "

Matthew: "They all behave badly."

Kids from Libya
Matthew: "There's Bello, Lutfiya, Aarti, Nadima, Ayeisha, Um-Kalthum, Wajihah, Habeebah, Shukriyya, Zaiah, Zarifa, Ali, Mahmoud, Kasim, Hafez, Nazeer, Fahad, Kamal-ud-Din, Farid-ud-Din and Majed."

Kids from Canada
[Gloria goes into a room and meets Martin, Avril, Celine, Justin, Gordy, Adolph, Kadim, Alannah, Demarco, Emma-Lee, Drayden, Ebony, Elijah, Jo-Beth, Johnpaul, Jody, Gavin, Julessa, Karessa and Hank]

Gloria: "Hi! How are you?"

Ebony: "We are doing good, thank you."

Gloria: "How old are you all?"

Emma-Lee: "We are 3."

Gloria: "Nice to meet all of you!"

[Avril presents flowers for Gloria]

Avril: "I brought some flowers for you, Gloria."

Gloria: "How sweet of you."

Marci: "These are the Canadian vigintuplets. They are all well-behaved except for Celine. Celine was recently expelled from preschool due to bullying other children."

Kids from Vietnam
Marci: "We have Ed, Kim, Lu...and there's Chi, Chau, Cam, Binh, Huy, De, Cuc, Ly, Hong, Mai, Thuc, Tu, Vãn, Yen, Long, Bao and Kim Cuc."

Introducing the children from Pakistan
Matthew: "Here, we have Safa, Arsh, Mehwish, Iram, Aamir, Tariq, Leena, Nabeel, Fizza, Waseem, Zohaib, Sumaira, Khadijah, Yasir, Aadil, Nafeesa, Aasim, Falak, Kausar and Saima."

Kids from Turkey
Gloria: "Who are these kids from Turkey anyway?"

Matthew: "We have Adem, Elma, Huri, Maja, Ayla, Baris, Su, Esma, Guül, Sukru, Husamettin, Feza, Gizem, Pembe, Inci, Kelebek, Jebran, Oz, Tolga and Umit."

Marci: "Oz is the only well-behaved child from the Turkish vigintuplets."

Children from Finland
[Gloria goes up to the fifth floor and meets Outi, Jyrki, Minna, Ilkka, Aini, Toivo, Inka, Miska, Pinja, Mikko, Selka, Saku, Aama, Joni, Henna, Jussi, Mikaela, Siiri, Jani and Tatu playing with their Angry Birds plushes]

Marci: "Pinja and Mikko are well-behaved, but the others aren't."

Kids from Hungary
Matthew: "We have Gabor, Bela, Panna, Tizane, Jolan, Aliz, Ildiko, Prioska, Zizi, Zsa-Zsa, Zigana, Lantos, Csepel, Domokos, Folkus, Gerzson, Jozsef, Kaplony Kerecsen and Ladomér."

Kids from Egypt
Marci: "We have Marik, Hosni, Anwar, Nadia, Menna, Madiha, Laila...and there's Eshe, Sagira, Beb, Maibe, Amen, Sabah, Urbi, Bastet, Masud, Cleopatra, Echidna, Zuberi and Anubis."

Matthew: "Marik, Echidna, Hosni, and Cleopatra are well-behaved, but the rest are far from it."

[We see Cleopatra wearing a hijab]

[Echidna is looking at the Yu-Gi-Oh! Egyptian God cards]

Kids from Argentina
Matthew: "In here, we have Alan, Carla, Ascunsion, Carmen, Adriana, Adriano, Ailen, Alfonso, Antonella, Diana, Huenu, Iván, Lucho, Maiten, Malen, Jack, Marcena, Pichi, Pire and Raiquen."

Kids from Greece
[Gloria goes to the kitchen and meets Cyrano, Delia, Bazil, Kaylee, Nicole, Lily, Alexander, Colin, Olivia, Sophia, Denny, Kalonice, Kassandra, Lysander, Sirena, Linus, Lyris, Maurice, Madge and Mariano]

Meeting the children from England
[Dennis appears]

Gloria: "Hi, Dennis!"

Dennis: "Welcome, you bratty woman!"

[Dennis throws a bag of Percy Pigs at Gloria]

Marci: "That is Dennis. Over there is Minty, Oliver, Jacob, Gardenia, Violet, Joshua, Aggie, Beatrix, Burrell, Fuchsia, Murgatroyd, Charlie, Thomas, James, Alfie, Caimbrie, Harry, William and Alicia,"

[Violet is hugging her Pudsey Bear]

[Gardenia is reading a book to her Pudsey Bear]

Marci: "Gardenia, Violet and Minty are well behaved, but Dennis is not. You see, Dennis has been expelled from all 3 schools last year."

Matthew: "Since we ran out of schools, he is being homeschooled instead."

Meeting the children from South Africa
[Gloria goes into the parlor and meets Aaliyah, Moses, Ayanda, Maletsatsi, Fikile, Botle, Molapo, Tau, Polo, Nthofeela, Palesa, Nandi, Basetsana, Dintle, Nokresimesi, Moshe, Banele, Mareka, Butholezwe and Filemone]

Marci: "These children from South Africa are my main concern, especially the eldest, Moses. He encourages his younger vigintuplet siblings to do bad things."

Meeting the children from Spain
[Gloria goes into a den and meets Blanca, Miguel, Monica, Carlos, Gemma, Rico, Silvia, Jordi, Julia, Aaron, Beth, Javier, Tina, Antonio, Patricia, Raul, Aitana, Rubén, Candela and Sergio]

Marci: "They are 4 years old and are all well-behaved except for Gemma, Rico, Beth, Candela, and Aaron."

Meeting the children from Saudi Arabia
[Gloria goes into a room and meets Romaisa, Mariam, Aryan, Rida, Arham, Adyan, A'yan, Afreen, Aamish, Ammarah, Saba, Ejaz, Lama, Yara, A'azz, Sohail, Salman, Faheen, Aabida and Taja]

[Mariam is seen wearing a long sleeved dress, a blue burqa, a long cloak called an abayya and a head scarf]

Meeting the Children from China
[Gloria goes to the dining room and meets Mulan, Hao, Ming-Hoa, Li Ming, Fang, Kong, Da-Xia, Kun, Jing-Wei, Kang, Ling, Xi-Wang, Mei-Lin, Xiaoping, Xin, Zhong, Yan-yan, Piao, Jiao-jie and Zhu]

Marci: "Mulan is the eldest among her biological vigintuplet siblings. In China, they have a one child policy, so their biological mother abandoned them at an orphanage as infants. Their favorite food is rice."

Matthew: "They are all well-behaved execpt Yan-yan, Xiaoping, and Mulan."

Meeting the Children from Russia
Gloria: "Right over there is Kobe, Anya, Demetri, Larisa, Gawel, Kilys, Micro, Orya, Mylo, Nadine, Panas, Ninja, Vladimir, Irina, Pavel, Jania, Sashenka, Laika, Waclaw and Yelena and they are almost 2 years old."

[Nadine is reading an Anastasia picture book]

[Gawel is looking at an American Tail picture book]

Meeting the children from Iceland
Marci: "We have Ísak, Katrin, Iris, Matthías, Einor, Harpa, Inga, Oskar, Dagur, Davíð, Júlíus, Hermann, Thordius, Ragheidur, Gudny, Brynjar, Anita, Helgi, Tinna and Karl."

Oskar: "Velkomin heim til okkar, Gloria!" (Translation: "Welcome to our house, Gloria!")

Gloria: "Nice to meet you."

Kids from Australia
[Gloria goes into the backyard and meets Ellora, Vixen, Bindi, Shanu, Sowmya, Tobias, Guransh, Rasta, Tabrez, Runee, Fadumo, Areeba, Aace, Cody, Zaya, Rhythm, Chameleon, Zarish, Suja and Reggae]

Cody: "G'day, Gloria!"

Observation Begins
Dennis (One of the vigintuplets from England): "You stupid Italian hag, shut the (bleep) up!"

Marci: "Hey, I do not appreciate you being racist to me just because I was born in Italy."

[cut to]

Moses (one of the vigintuplets from South Africa, talking to his other vigintuplet siblings): "Yo, dudes! We South Africans own a party limo so we can party all day with our pals and go to the mall tonight to steal stuff!"

Aaliyah: "Oh, yeah! Party!"

[The South African vigintuplets scramble into the party limo and drive away]

Marci: "Come back, now!"

Moses: "So long, suckers!"

Monica (One of the vigintuplets from Spain): "No espere por nosotros!" (Translates to: "Don't wait up for us!")

Polo: "Losers!"

cut to:

[Gloria is in the kitchen talking to Marci]

Gloria: "Did any of your kids ruin any holidays?"

Marci: "Of course! Christmas was ho-ho-horrible! At the mall, our South African vigintuplets stole from stores and the security guards caught them when they stole a few items. When we went to a Christmas Carol play, Mulan and some of her vigintuplet siblings ruined it by tearing the curtains with a knife and destroying the scenery on stage by setting it on fire. The South African vigintuplets, Mulan, Dennis, and several of the other kids found nothing but coal in their stocking on Christmas day, the Malaysian and Pakistan vigintuplets were Muslims, the Hebrew vigintuplets were Jewish, and the Thailand vigintuplets were Buddhists so they did not celebrate Christmas with us. Also on Christmas dinner, they started a food fight. On New Year's Eve, the South African vigintuplets decided to steal a few things from the mall including cigarettes and drugs. They also partied with Moses' best friend named James at his house without permission and they all got into bottles of vodka. They also used fireworks without permission and started a fire that was so large it burned down one home. Moses' friend's mom and I got a call from the police stating all of the information about this incident. They were arrested and charged for doing so and got put in jail for a period of 2 weeks and they missed the ball drop at times square. Shortly after that, they were sentenced to 500 hours of community service."

Gloria: "What about Thanksgiving, St. Valentine's Day, Halloween, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day?"

Marci: "Thanksgiving was nothing but a disaster. The kids had a food fight. Mulan begged for rice instead of turkey. They also played football in the house when we asked them to play the game outside. Celine also destroyed Tariko's centerpiece by cutting it in half with a kitchen knife and threw it into the fireplace."

Gloria: "How did Halloween go?"

Marci: "It was downright awful. Mulan ran in the streets and then peed on it, which I found utterly disgusting. Dennis threw rocks and other objects at a neighbor's house. Celine shouted "Trick or Poopyhead" towards one of the neighbors. When we returned home, Dennis destroyed Catherine's Madeline costume which I laid on the bed while she was sleeping. Mulan gobbled up the rest of her siblings' candy. Also, the South African vigintuplets wanted to purchase some dynamite and bombs on eBay, but ended up purchasing fireworks and sparklers instead. They threw them at my car which I was going to take to work the next day. It was damaged and they attacked the Japanese vigintuplets with a hammer and stabbed them all with knives. They were arrested and charged for vandalism, destruction of public property and assault by the police because of this."

Gloria: "What about Mulan, Celine and Dennis?"

Marci: "As for St. Patrick's Day it was a disaster. The Malaysian vigintuplets got intoxicated during a parade. They began throwing up and they got sick. Ashley threw up on Tariko's green kimono by accident but me and Tariko understanded they were sick, and Ashley apologized for that."

Ashley: "" (Translation: I said I was sorry for throwing up on her kimono, hope I didn't get in trouble)

Tariko: "" (Translation: Ashley! It's okay! It was only a few months ago! please get over it)

Marci: "I know you were sick, sweetie."

Gloria: "My word...."

Matthew: "Fourth of July was terrible."

Gloria: "How so?"

Marci: "We were at a Forth of July picnic."

Gloria: "How was the picnic ruined?"

Marci:

Matthew: "St. Valentine's Day was abysmal. When we were at a Valentine's day festival, the trouble began."

Gloria: "How so?"

Marci: "Well, Catherine was looking forward to this day by exchanging Valentine cards and wearing the special Valentine party dress in her kindergarten Valentine's Day class party. I brought some eclairs, which are Catherine's favorite dessert, to the party. However, Stephen, who is one of the Zambian vigintuplets, went into her room and destroyed her Valentine's Day dress which she planned to wear to that party by shredding it up into pieces the night before while she was sleeping. Catherine was very upset the next morning when she woke up to find her dress ruined and she was in tears while her other Vigintuplet siblings tried to comfort her. Ji Min, came in when she heard her cries and quickly fixed her dress and made it good as new."

Matthew: "Easter was terrible for us!"

Gloria: "What happened?"

Matthew: "Moses destroyed Ji-Kwong's easter dress, leaving her in tears, and she and her siblings and the North Korean siblings were peforming a Korean dance which went well until Stephen changed the music to heavy metal and the South African vigintuplets beat them. Dennis deliberately destroyed Catherine's Easter bonnet which she had planned to wear to the Easter parade. Mulan also stole all of the Easter eggs we planned to use for the Easter egg hunt activity. Not to mention that Celine and the South African vigintuplets attacked the Easter bunny that came to the Easter party at my mother's house. Vixen and Celine also began a color splash fight with their cousins and their siblings while painting Easter eggs."

Marci: "The Malaysian Vigintuplets' 13th birthday which was Flyleaf-themed was ruined courtsey of Dennis."

Java: "" (Translation: True, me and my siblings were peforming a dance, and it went well for 25 minutes until Dennis threw food at us, and ate our birthday cake. He also changed the music to The Price is Wrong by Lil Wayne.)

Observation Continues
Dennis: "Ed is such a skinny loser!" (laughs)

Ed: "Ngăn chặn nó, bạn đang chĩa ra niềm vui của tôi!" (Translates to: "Stop it, you are poking fun of me!")

Dennis: "Hey, Yoshi! Can Mario ride you?!"

Yoshi: "デニスは、私をからかってはいけない、してください！" (Translation: "Dennis, don't make fun of me, please!")

Dennis: "Hey, Ariel! Why don't you go back to being a mermaid under the sea with your undersea pals?!"

Ariel: "דניס, אולי תפסיק את זה?" (Translation: "Dennis, will you stop it?")

Catherine: "Dennis, vous quittez Yoshi seul, ou je vais te dire Maman!" (Translation: "Dennis, you leave Yoshi alone, or I'll tell Mommy!")

Dennis: "Catherine, you look stupid with that dumb-looking hat!"

[Dennis snatches Catherine's red beret from her]

Catherine: "Hey! Rends-moi ça!" (Translation: "Hey! Give that back!")

Dennis: "NO!"

Marci: "Dennis, give that back to your sister."

The Phone Call
Nicole: "Hello, who is this calling, please?"

[Nicole is at the vet with her dog, Lucy]

Dennis pokes fun of Matthew
Dennis: "Daddy is a four-eyes!"

Matthew: "Stop poking fun of me, mate!"

Dennis: "You are a nerdy (bleep)!"

Matthew: "I said stop it!"

Dennis: "Well, you are a bratty nerd! (bleep) YOU!"

Matthew: "That langauge shall not be tolerated under any circumstances."

Dennis: "Dad, you are a four-eyed freak! You can be in a freak show!"

Matthew: "Dennis, that is enough."

Annie: "Just ignore him."

Around the World Reward Chart
Gloria: "I introduced the Around the World Reward Chart for the parents."

Gloria: "I would like you to use the Around the World Reward Chart to reward your children when they reach their goal."

Marci: "Sounds good."

Matthew: "Brilliant if you ask me!"

Discipline
Gloria: "It wasn't long before the Chinese vigintuplets wanted rice, but the parents said they are having vegetables for tonight. They then threw a fit."

Yan-yan: "我討厭蔬菜!" (Translation:"I hate vegetables!")

Marci: "Yan-yan, we are having vegetables, sweetie."

Yan-yan: "但我們想飯!" (Translation: "But we wanted rice!")

Xiaoping: "With soy sauce."

[Yan-yan and her other vigintuplet siblings scream at the top of their lungs]

Gloria: "Marci, I would like you to give the kids a warning, and if they misbehave, place them in timeout."

Marci: "Guys, this is your warning, if you don't come with us to eat your veggies, you are going in timeout. Do you understand?"

[Mulan throws her plate of veggies against the wall]

Marci: "Right! Naughty Circle!"

Mulan: "不，我不想去超时t!" (Translates to: "No, I don't wanna go to time out!")

[Marci places Mulan onto the Naughty Circle]

Marci: "You were placed on the Naughty Circle because you didn't listen when you were asked to eat your vegetables."

[3 minutes later]

Mulan: "Sorry, mommy."

Marci: "Thank you. I accept your apology."

[Marci and Mulan hug]

Naughty Platform
Gloria: "Later on, when Bindi was watching The Adventures of the Little Koala on the computer with her mother, Dennis wanted to use it. But when Bindi said no, Dennis kicked up a tantrum."

[Bindi is watching The Adventures of the Little Koala episode, The Amazing Boomerang on the computer with her mom Marci]

[Dennis walks by]

Dennis: "Bindi, mom, can I use the computer, you two? Cuz I want to play RollerCoaster Tycoon 3."

Bindi: "No. Mommy and I are watching the Little Koala. You can use the computer when we're done watching the episode."

Dennis: "I WANNA PLAY ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON 3!"

Bindi: "Maybe later, OK?"

Marci: "Dennis always wants to gets his way all the time."

Bindi: "Yeah, He upsets me too."

[Bindi and Marci resume watching The Adventures of The Little Koala episode, The Amazing Boomerang on the computer]

[Dennis shoves the two off the chair, gets on the computer, and starts playing RollerCoaster Tycoon 3]

Dining Out
Hostess: "Party of...1,002?"

[Matthew, Marci, Chikayo, Tariko, Kasumi, Satoshi, Kenji, Chul, Camille, A'azz, Cameron, Cristobal, Cyrano, Colin, Rhythm, Fang, Charlie, Kai, Caimbrie, Kausar, Jafar, Alajandro, Henri, Dennis, Gardenia, Aalyiah, Mariam, Chantico, Saima, Mulan, Yan-yan, Moses, Yukina, Mao, Catherine, Chloé, Christy, Celine, Cody, Chameleon, Yoshi, Miriam, Anya, Mei Lin, Carlos, Candela and the rest of the family are seated at a restaurant]

Celine: "These carrots are yucky!"

Mulan: "我不喜欢芹菜!" (Translation: "I don't like celery!")

Dennis: "I am not gonna try spinach!"

[Celine pushes her bowl of carrots away from her]

Henri: "Sacre bleu!"

Dennis: "I....HATE...SPINACH!!!!!!!"

Celine: "AND I HATE CARROTS!!!"

[Dennis and Celine punch their respective salad bowls and the bowls fly on top of 2 waiters]

Matthew: "Right! Come on, kids, we're leaving."

Christy: "Already?"

Stay in Bed
Gloria: "The younger kids refused to go to bed and wanted to stay up extra late doing activities."

Celine: "We don't wanna go to bed!"

Marci: "Celine. You need to sleep. It's bedtime."

Mulan: "I'm not sleepy."

Yan-yan: "Me neither!"

Mulan: "I'm not ready to go night-night!"

Celine: "I am not tired, mommy!"

Marci: "Come on, it's bedtime, everybody!"

[Catherine is fast asleep with her Madeline doll]

Learn English
Gloria: "I taught the sets of vigintuplets that do not understand English very well some English via Learn English."

Gloria: "I will teach you some English with a special video."

Drug Disposal
Gloria: "I decided to dispose all the drugs the teenage kids were using."

Paci-Fairy technique
Gloria: "Matilda, Tommie, Gonda, and Benard were all refusing to give up their pacifiers. So I introduced the Paci-Fairy to them."

Gloria: "The Paci-Fairy is coming tonight to collect all of your binkies and give them to the babies who need it."

Gonda: "IK WIL MIJN BINKY!!!!!!" (Translates to: "I WANT MY BINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

Marci: "Gonda, you don't need your binky anymore. The Paci-Fairy will come tonight to collect your binky and give it to the babies who need it. In return, she will leave you a special surprise."

Baby Log
Gloria: "Since mom and dad often lose track of keeping an eye on the babies, I decided to give them the baby log."

Gloria: "Matthew, Marci, I would like to give both of you the Baby Log."

The Russian Vigintuplets' 2nd Birthday Party
Gloria: "When the Russian vigintuplets turned 2, they had an Anastasia-themed birthday party."

[Anya opens her present to an Anastasia Alexandra and Nicholas Hinged trinket box she has received from her friend Josie]

Anya: "Спасибо, Джози! Вы самые лучшие!" (Translates to: "Thanks, Josie! You are the best!")

[Nadine opens her present to an Anastasia soundtrack]

[Ninja opens her present to an Anastasia: Adventures with Pooka and Bartok CD-ROM]

Gawel: "Thank you, mommy, for throwing this party for me and my siblings."

Gloria: "But it wasn't long until some of the kids ruined the party."

[Moses changes the Anastasia music to On Fire by Lil Wayne]

Marci: "Mamma mia! Who changed the music?"

[Ninja points to Moses]

Marci: "MOSES TOTO CAP!"

[Mulan knocks over the buffet table]

Marci: "Mulan, stop!"

Mommy and Me
[Mei Lin is seen creating a dragon sculpture out of clay]

Marci: "Nice sculpture, Mei Lin."

Mei Lin:“谢谢你，妈妈. ” (Translates to: "Thank you, mommy.")

[Yukina is seen creating a swan scuplture]

Matthew: "Yukina, that is a beautiful sculpture! I like it!"

Yukina: "ありがとう、お父さん. "  (Translates to: "Thanks, dad.")

[We see Catherine creating a poodle sculpture]

Marci: "Oh, Catherine. That poodle looks very nice."

Gloria: "Mei Lin, Catherine, and Yukina created their sculptures of a dragon, poodle and a swan respectively, but Mulan, Moses, and Celine began to act up and destroyed them."

[Mei Lin cries]

Marci: "Mulan, sit on the Naughty Circle. You don't destroy your sister's property. That wasn't nice, she worked so hard on that dragon."

Matthew: "Celine, you too. Now stay on the Naughty Pit. That was not very nice of you to ruin your sister's swan, she work very hard to make that."

Marci: "Also, Moses. You are placed on the Naughty Swivel because you destroyed your sister's poodle. Now stay there for 17 minutes, and do not move."

Moses: "YOU ITALIAN SWINE! (Bleep) YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!"

Gloria: "Just ignore it, Marci."

[Marci ignores the insult]

[Celine escapes and kicks Marci and Matthew in the private area]

Marci: "Celine escaped. What do I do now?"

Gloria: "Take her back to the Naughty Pit and deposit 2 more beanbags. Say nothing to her."

[Marci returns Celine to the Naughty Pit and deposits 2 more beanbags and walks away]

[Moses escapes and goes in his party limo with his biological vigintuplet siblings and drives away]

[Marci goes outside and notices the party limo driving away]

Marci: "Hold on, stop! You are not supposed to drive away from me while you have to stay in the Naughty Swivel."

[The party limo stops]

Marci: "You guys must get out of the limousine this instant."

Aaliyah: "It ran out of gas."

[Everyone in the party limo gets out]

Marci: "Thank you. As for you, Moses. Go back to the Naughty Swivel and start your timeout over."

Onward
Dolph: "(Bleep) DIG! DU SUGER APA (bleep)S, CATHERINE!!" (Translates to: "(Bleep) YOU! YOU SUCK MONKEY (bleep)S, CATHERINE!!")

Marci: "Dolph, you do not speak to your little sister like that. Talk to her like that again, and you will be going to the Calm Down Zone Do you understand?"

Dolph: "Jag ska bränna dig till döds, Catherine!" (Translates to: "I shall burn you to death, Catherine!")

Marci: "You are going to the Calm Down Zone, Dolph."

[Dolph is now in the Calm Down Zone]

Family Outing
Gloria: "The family then went out to go to the mall."

Matthew: "We're here at the mall!"

Marci: "Come on!"

[Yoshi holds his mother by the hand while smiling]