Stark-Raving Mad Critic

Stark-Raving Mad Critic is a comedy film review series, starring Ji Woong Kirochu. This series is inspired by The Nostalgia Critic. Each week, Ji Woong (aka the Stark-Raving Mad Critic) reviews a movie, possibly a bad movie that was a box office bomb or a movie that he doesn't like. There is also a sister show called the Stark-Raving Mad Chick starring his twin sister, Ji min Kirochu, who also reviews a movie each week, possibly a movie she doesn't like or a bad movie that was a box office bomb.

Season 1

 * 1) I Know Who Killed Me
 * 2) Jaws: The Revenge
 * 3) Gigantic
 * 4) Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie: Pyramid of Light
 * 5) TMNT (2007)
 * 6) Despicable Me
 * 7) Gerry
 * 8) Kangaroo Jack
 * 9) Get Smart (2008)
 * 10) Osmosis Jones
 * 11) Georgia Rule
 * 12) Cats Don't Dance
 * 13) Garbage Pail Kids: the Movie
 * 14) Cat in the Hat (2003)
 * 15) Game of Shadows
 * 16) One Missed Call (2008)
 * 17) Gulliver's Travels (2010)

Season 2

 * 1) Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie
 * 2) Battlefield Earth
 * 3) Showgirls
 * 4) Wild Wild West
 * 5) The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)
 * 6) Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
 * 7) The Love Guru
 * 8) Raise the Titanic
 * 9) Batman and Robin
 * 10) Monkeybone
 * 11) Speedracer (2008)
 * 12) Dudley Do-Right (1999)
 * 13) Soul Pane
 * 14) Gods and Generals
 * 15) Town & Country
 * 16) The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)
 * 17) Spider-Man 3
 * 18) Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Season 3

 * 1) Meet the Spartans
 * 2) Sex Lives of the Potato Men
 * 3) The Room
 * 4) The Flintstones (1994)
 * 5) Disaster Movie
 * 6) Norbit
 * 7) The Happening
 * 8) Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
 * 9) Epic Movie
 * 10) Plan 9 from Outer Space
 * 11) Highlander 2: The Quickening
 * 12) Heaven's Gate
 * 13) The Avengers
 * 14) Movie 43
 * 15) Jack and Jill
 * 16) The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)

Season 4

 * 1) Freddy Got Fingered
 * 2) Street Fighter
 * 3) Swept Away
 * 4) The Hitchiker's Ride to the Galaxy (2005)
 * 5) Speed 2
 * 6) The Spirit
 * 7) The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)
 * 8) Dune (1984)
 * 9) The Good Son
 * 10) All The King's Men (2006)
 * 11) The Golden Compass (2007)
 * 12) Congo (1995)
 * 13) The Da Vinci Code (2006)
 * 14) Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
 * 15) Ultraviolet
 * 16) Dreamcatcher
 * 17) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
 * 18) Southland Tales
 * 19) Alone in the Dark
 * 20) The Sweetest Thing
 * 21) The Lovely Bones (2009)
 * 22) The Pink Panther 2
 * 23) Gigli

Season 5

 * 1) Dude, Where's the Party?
 * 2) The Matrix Revolutions
 * 3) Howard the Duck
 * 4) Parting Shots
 * 5) Son of the Mask
 * 6) House of the Dead
 * 7) Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
 * 8) Dungeons and Dragons
 * 9) Eragon (2006)
 * 10) The Hottie and the Nottie
 * 11) The Scarlett Letter (1995)
 * 12) From Justin to Kelly
 * 13) Blade Trinity
 * 14) Over Her Dead Body
 * 15) Daniel the Wizard
 * 16) Year One
 * 17) Van Helsing
 * 18) Max Payne

Season 6

 * 1) The Last Airbender
 * 2) Kill Bill vol. 1
 * 3) I'm Not Here
 * 4) Mother of Tears
 * 5) Made of Honor
 * 6) Mansome
 * 7) Love Ranch
 * 8) Licensed to Wed
 * 9) The Last Song
 * 10) Lara Craft: Tomb Raider
 * 11) Hesher
 * 12) Last Days
 * 13) Kung Fu Panda 2
 * 14) The Mummy Returns
 * 15) Nine
 * 16) Ninja Assassin
 * 17) The Nanny Diaries
 * 18) Happy Feet 2

Season 7

 * 1) Pride and Glory
 * 2) Rollerball
 * 3) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
 * 4) Shanghai Knights
 * 5) Rocknrolla
 * 6) The Three Stooges (2012)
 * 7) No Reservations
 * 8) Sex and the City 2
 * 9) This Means War
 * 10) Walt and El Grupo
 * 11) Not Another Teen Movie
 * 12) The Tourist
 * 13) Untraceable
 * 14) The Strangers
 * 15) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
 * 16) The Hunting Party
 * 17) Terminator Salvation
 * 18) Evan Almighty

Season 8

 * 1) Alien VS. Predator
 * 2) Downloading Nancy
 * 3) Because I Said So
 * 4) Dukes of Hazzard
 * 5) Are We There Yet?
 * 6) What's Your Number?
 * 7) Drillbit Taylor
 * 8) John Carter
 * 9) Baby Geniuses
 * 10) The League of Extraordinary Gentleman (2003)
 * 11) El Cantante
 * 12) Bounty Hunter
 * 13) Australia
 * 14) Conan the Barbarian
 * 15) Fred Claus
 * 16) Castaway
 * 17) Wild Grass
 * 18) Doogal

Season 9

 * 1) Little Man
 * 2) Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
 * 3) Who's Your Caddy?
 * 4) The Worst Movie Ever! (2011)
 * 5) The Troll in Central Park
 * 6) Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties
 * 7) Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
 * 8) Rollover
 * 9) Meet Dave
 * 10) The Pebble and the Penguin
 * 11) Pinocchio (2002)
 * 12) Monster a Go-Go
 * 13) The Karate Kid, part III
 * 14) Glen or Glenda
 * 15) Little Nicky
 * 16) Twilight (2008)

Season 10

 * 1) Igor
 * 2) Barnyard
 * 3) Rock & Rule (1983)
 * 4) Space Chimps
 * 5) Delgo
 * 6) Inspector Gadget (1999)
 * 7) Silent Night, Deadly Night
 * 8) Star Wars: The Clone Wars
 * 9) Happily Never After
 * 10) Yogi Bear
 * 11) Planet 51
 * 12) A Chipmunk Adventure
 * 13) Freddie the Frog
 * 14) He-Man: Master of the Universe
 * 15) The Country Bears
 * 16) Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel
 * 17) Fly Me to the Moon
 * 18) The Wiz
 * 19) Fred: The Movie
 * Hop
 * 1) Chairman of the Board

Season 11

 * 1) Atlantis: The Lost Empire
 * 2) The Smurfs (2011)
 * 3) Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
 * 4) The Adventures of SharkBoy and LavaGirl in 3D
 * 5) Moana
 * 6) The Wizard of Oz
 * 7) Frozen
 * 8) Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
 * 9) Tarzan (1999)
 * 10) Tarzan (2013)
 * 11) Cool World
 * 12) Fire & Ice (1983)
 * 13) The Legend of Tarzan (2016)
 * 14) Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
 * 15) Tom and Jerry the Movie
 * 16) The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists
 * 17) Raggedy Ann and Andy: The Musical
 * 18) The Thief and The Cobbler
 * 19) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
 * 20) Robots
 * 21) The King and I (1999)
 * 22) Rover Dangerfield
 * 23) Mars Needs Moms
 * 24) Jaws: The Revenge
 * 25) Master of Disguise

Season 12

 * 1) Speed Racer (2008)
 * 2) Clannad: After Story
 * 3) Pixels
 * 4) Care Bears Nutcracker Suite
 * 5) Gulliver's Travels (1939)
 * 6) The Good Son
 * 7) Mary Poppins (1964)
 * 8) The Land Before Time XIV: Journey of the Brave
 * 9) Cinderella (2015)
 * 10) Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
 * 11) The Jungle Book (2016)
 * 12) The BFG (1989)
 * 13) Codename: Kids Next Door

Specials

 * 1) The Stark-Raving Mad Critic's Top 11 Saddest Movie Moments
 * 2) Top 20 movies Never to Watch Again
 * 3) Top 15 movies that raped your Childhood
 * 4) Top 11 Worst Movies
 * 5) Top 11 MindF***s
 * 6) Top 11 Worst Trailers
 * 7) Top 11 Big-Lipped Alligator Moments
 * 8) Ji Woong's Top 11 Favorite Movies
 * 9) 25 Most Memorable Christmas Movies and Specials
 * 10) The Stark-Raving Mad Critic's Top 11 Scariest Movie Moments
 * 11) Top 11 Villain Songs
 * 12) The Top 15 Disney Animated Series Villains
 * 13) The Top 15 Dumb***es in Distress

Quotes
Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (at the beginning of each episode) "Greetings, my friends, I am the Stark-Raving Mad Critic. Today we will be reviewing (movie title depending on the episode). Please be advised that my review may contain spoilers."

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "Happy Holidays, my friends, Stark-Raving Mad Critic here to review the top 10 most memorable holiday movies and specials."

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: “YOU MANIACS!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!! D*** YOU!!! D*** YOU ALL TO H***!!!!”

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: “Helena Bonham Carter as the Fairy Godmother, I.....HATE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!! Lily James as Cinderella, I hate you. Hate that dress, hate those glad slippers. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely. Villains are the best.”

Ella: Why are you so cruel?

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: Why? Because I.....HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "Jesus Christ! What in the name of Seoul were they thinking, WHEN THEY DIRECTED AND CAME UP WITH THIS BLAND, TASTELESS, HALF-BAKED, DISGUSTING, URINE-FILLED BACKWASH THAT SUCKS MAJOR MONKEY B***S?!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Tarzan (1999)) HOLY S***!!! THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER AND PHIL COLLINS MUST BURN IN H***!!! I HATE THIS S***!! WHAT THE (bleep) WERE THINKING, DISNEY!! SOMEBODY KILL PHIL COLLINS!! SOMEBODY HANG HIM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I WANT SLIPKNOT, MY FAVOURITE HEAVY METAL BAND TO DESTORY PHIL COLLINS!!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing The Legend of Tarzan (2016)) Yes! Now, that's a Tarzan movie with no Phil Collins!! Alexander Skasgard ROCKS!!!! H*** YEAH!! Kick some Disney a**!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Gulliver's Travels (1939)) I CAN'T STAND THIS (Bleep)!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE WIZARD OF OZ!!! STOP THAT SINGING, YOU MINI (long bleep)!!! JACK BLACK IS BETTER THAN MAX FLES****ER!!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "Oh, my god!!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "GOOD GOD, THAT MOVIE SUCKS B***S!!!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "WHAT?! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THAT (bleep)?!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (Whilst reviewing the top 15 Dumb***es in Distress)

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "WHAT A WASTE OF (bleep)ING TIME WHEN THEY MADE THIS MOVIE!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Tarzan (2013)) Yes! YES!! YEEEEEESS!!! I love this movie! That's the Tarzan movie with a science fiction twist!! I WISH PHIL COLLINS DIES IN THE MOST MISERABLE DEATH!! (Evil laughter)

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Clannad: After Story, crying) Goddammit, why are Japanese films so depressing?!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut) Yes! I love that Canada song! South Park was my dream come true.

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing the Disney Princesses) I HATE ALL DISNEY PRINCESSES, THEY ARE SUCH W****S, ESPECIALLY THAT STUPID MOANA!!! WHAT KIND OF ROLE MODELS ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN, FOR SEOUL'S SAKE?! BAH HUMBUG!!! I WANT HOOKERS LIKE HOLLI WOULD FROM COOL WORLD!!! Go, Holli! Go kick some princess a**es!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Mary Poppins) UGH!!! I HATE THIS MOVIE!! THE BOOKS ARE EVEN BETTER THAN THIS S***!!! GO, P.L. TRAVERS!! I CAN'T ABIDE WALT DISNEY HIMSELF!!! I HATE HIM, I HATE MICKEY MOUSE!!! I HATE EVERY DISNEY FILM EXCEPT ZOOTOPIA!!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: My favorite animated villain is Ruber from Quest for Camelot and we will rule Hollywood!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Osmosis Jones) "Osmosis Jones is awful, extra disgusting, bland, and it makes me want to puke, Take my advice, skip over the live-action, enjoy the animation, In my opinion, Thrax is the only great thing about it, Frank makes me wanna puke."

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "Oh, my god! I could just hang myself for watching this kind of bull(bleep)!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Alvin and the Chipmunks) "Alvin and the (bleep)ing Chipmunks, the live action film sucks b***s! It sucks b***s!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing The Adventures of SharkBoy and LavaGirl in 3D) "Oh, my god! Those 3D effects suck b***s!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Fred: The Movie) "FRED IS AN ANNOYING PAIN IN THE (bleep)ING BUTT!!!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Moana Teaser trailer) Moana and George in the stewing pot by Polynesian cannibals? I'm gonna die if I gonna see this (bleep) happening! I HATE MOANA!! Bah! Humbug! I WANT ZOOTOPIA AND THAT WILL KICK MOANA'S A**!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Frozen) I HATE ELSA AND HER ANNOYING SONG, "LET IT GO,"! UGH! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! I HATE THIS MOTHER(bleep)ING MOVIE! I WANT NEKRON TO BE KING OF AREDELLE! Go Nekron! Go kill Elsa! I love you, Nekron! Olaf is so annoying as s***! And as for Anna...*shudders*

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing The Wizard of Oz) Why the h*** did they changed the silver shoes from the book in to Ruby Slippers? I hate those shoes! I want silver shoes because I prefer the book rather than this bull(bleep)! This movie is a d*** disgrace to the book!!! I called the Ruby Slippers the shoes from h***!! Ruby Slippers are evil!! EVIL!! Where are the silver shoes!?!? The silver shoes are the shoes from heaven!!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Fire & Ice) I love Nekron! He's the most bad*** villain of all time. And Teegra is so sexy as h***!

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Barnyard) "Why the f**k does this bull have a f**king udder?! WHY IN THE NAME OF SEOUL IS HE CALLED A COW?! HE's MALE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! THAT IS SO MESSED UP!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "HOW CHEAP ARE THESE (bleep)HOLES!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (whilst reviewing Disaster Movie) "ALL OF THE PARODIES IN THIS FILM ARE (bleep)ING POINTLESS!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (Whilst reviewing Eight Crazy Nights) "EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS, YOU SUCK MONKEY (bleep)S!"

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: (at the end of each episode) "That, my friends concludes my review for (movie title depending on the episode). I am the Stark-Raving Mad Critic. Have a nice day."

Stark-Raving Mad Critic: "The only good thing about Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Pyramid of Light is Seto Kaiba's theme song."

Credits
Written by Ji Woong Kirochu

Edited by Ji Woong Kirochu

Performed by Ji Woong Kirochu

Trivia

 * Ji woong is not allowed to review Pokemon Movies by Tariko because she finds it offensive, and she likes the Pokemon movies.
 * Ji Woong reveals that his favorite animated movie villain is Ruber from Quest for Camelot.
 * Ji Woong loves Nekron, the villain from Fire and Ice (1983).
 * Ji Woong reveals that he likes the book version of The Wizard of Oz over the movie because he loves the silver shoes and loathed the Ruby slippers.
 * Ji Woong dislikes the Disney Princesses because he thinks they are not good role models for young children.
 * Ji Woong hates the movie Frozen, especially for the song, "Let it Go".
 * He loathed the Disney version of Tarzan because he preferred the 2013 CGI version and the 2016 live action version.