BOOM! Vhamalee

This is an episode made incorrectly.

Description
THIS AN EPISODE OF SEASON 1000! A NANNY CALLED DERPINA FROM CLOUD CUCKOO LAND TRAVELS TO THE SEA OF JAPAN TO MEET S***, AGE 1 AND GANGSTA, AGE 10000000! THEY HAVE 4 KIDS, SLURP, AGE 80, POOP, AGE 50, NOPE, AGE 40, AND UGLY, AGED 10! SLURP IS MARRIED TO TOSHIO SAMO! POOP IS MARRIED TO ANOTHER GIUSEPPE TODARO! NOPE AND DERP MAKE FUN OF THEIR RELATIVES, SLURP IS A BALDIE, TOSHIO IS SO FAT AND WEIGHS 6 MILLION POUNDS AND EATS FRIED CHICKEN AND HAMBURGERS ALL DAY, ANOTHER GIUSEPPE IS IN A WHEELCHAIR, DO NOT EDIT OR DELETE THIS PAGE OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!

What's wrong with this episode?

 * 1) Derpina, S***, Gangsta, Slurp, Poop, Nope, and Ugly are not real names.
 * 2) The episode description is completely written in all caps.
 * 3) No one can live to age 10000000.
 * 4) There are several questionable marriages.
 * 5) Toshio Samo is not fat, nor eats fried chicken and hamburgers.
 * 6) Another Giuseppe is not in a wheelchair.
 * 7) Cloud Cuckoo Land is only a mental state and thus not a real place
 * 8) This person would need to use Jo or Gloria as a nanny
 * 9) BOOM! is not a surname
 * 10) Family is spelled as Vhamalee
 * 11) There is a death threat at the end
 * 12) No show could make it to season 1000
 * 13) Toshio Samo and Another Giuseppe would be dead by season 1000