Blank-Forkids Family

In this episode, Ola visits Lincoln, NE to visit a blended family in crisis. Notelevision Forkids (40)... wait a minute... NOTELEVISION FORKIDS?! And Tracy Blank (25) have some children. Dad's name legally changed to Notelevision E. Forkids from Jonathan Q. Jordan. Notelevision has three children from his previous marriage: Jack (15), Anna (14, born in Russia), and Aliona (13, born in UK). Notelevision, Jack, Anna, and Aliona all smoke cigarettes and have profane language. Jack also takes 40 types of drugs and has been expelled from 17 schools. Being ranked at #9, Notelevision was at the Top 20 Most Selfish Men list for 2033. Tracy has Yoshi (4, born in Japan) from her previous marriage. Tracy's sister Karen (27) also lives with the family. Tracy's mother Linda (55) also lives with the family. Yoshi is penpals with Satoko (9, born in Japan, came home at 5), Craig (6), and Lucas (5). Notelevision uses various terrible discipline methods such as spankings, hot sauce, cold water, attic, and many others. Notelevision will shout out TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! TV IS FOR ADULTS! GAMES ARE FOR 13 AND UP! (his words, not mine!) Can Ola wipe out the Top 20?

Discipline techniques: Calm Down Zone.

Other techniques: Drug Disposal.