Jumpline Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
[Orla screams]

[Sherman slaps Kaia]

Teddy: "I WANT MY TOYS!"

Sherman: "Your ancestor is Karl Marx!"

Submission Reel
???: "Hi, my name is Kaia, I'm 24 years old and I'm the nanny for the Jumpline Family."

Introduction
Kaia: "Hello, undecaplets!"

Orla, Kayla, Teddy, Bryce, Sherman, Kaidyn, Nicholas, Trent, Tristin, Adrian and Erin: "Hi, Kaia!"

Marvin and Amanda: "Hi, Kaia. We're the Jumpline family. Are you the nanny?"

Kaia: "Why yes I am."

Orla: "You look beautiful!"

Kaia: "Why thank you, Orla."

Marvin: "I think we should do a trick about becoming a nanny, Kaia."

Amanda: "Back in my days."

Kaia: "Okay."

Jumpline Family Issues
[Erin runs around the house screaming from the top of her lungs along with Trent, Tristin, Adrian and Nicholas]

Amanda: "Come back here, Erin!"

Erin: "Sorry, mommy."

Amanda: "Okay, then!"

Naughty Pit technique
Jo: "Not long after I introduced the discipline in this house, Erin hits Melissa."

[Erin hits Melissa in the leg]

Melissa: "STOP IT!"

Kaia: "You are going to the Naughty Pit!

Erin: "NO!"

Kaia: "ERIN JUMPLINE!"

Melissa: "ERIN!"

Erin: "NEVER!"

[Kaia and Melissa drag Erin in the Naughty Pit]

Erin and the Paci-Fairy
Jo: "Erin, darling. The Paci-Fairy is coming tonight to collect your binky to give to the babies who need it."

Erin: "NO! I want my BINKY!"

Amanda: "Erin, you don't need your binky anymore. The Paci-Fairy is going to come tonight for your binky so she can give it to babies who need it now,"

Erin: "NO!"

Jo: "Erin kicked up a huge tantrum for she did not want to give up her binky,"

Kaia: "Erin, be a big girl."

Amanda: "If you do, there will be a nice surprise for you."

[Erin starts to cry]

Erin: "I want my binky back!"

Amanda: "What do I do now?"

Jo: "Just keep calm, Amanda."

Amanda: "Erin, this is your warning. If you do not give me the binky, I will take it off you and you will be going on the Naughty Pit. In addition, your Curious George is going in toy jail for the rest of the day."

[Erin hits Amanda]

Amanda: "Right, Naughty Pit!"

[Amanda deposits Erin into the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Curious George plush toy]

Amanda: "You're on the Naughty Pit for refusing to return the binky and hitting mommy. Your Curious George is in toy jail as well."

Toy Confiscation
Jo:This the toy confiscation. We will allow the child to have 10 toys each to play with. If they can show good behavior they will get a toy back. If they misbehave then one toy will be confiscated.

Snack Jar Technique
[Kaia sees Candy, Cupcakes, Doritos, Moon pies, Hostess' Twinkies, Mountain Dew, Little Hug Fruit Barrels, Little Debbie's Snack Cakes, Hostess' Ho-Hos, Hostess' Ding-Dongs, Capri-Sun, Little Debbie's Oatmeal Cream Pie, M&M's, candy canes, Lunchables, Ritz crackers, Lay's BBQ chips, Chobani yogurts, a PB&J sandwich, Chef Boyardee's ravioli, Sight yogurts, Yoplaits, Sunkist soda, and more in the cupboard]

Kaia: "Oh no! More unhealthy snacks!"

Amanda: "That's right! More unhealthy snacks!"

[Kaia opens the pantry to reveal a grilled cheese sandwich, a burrito that has been staying there for 25 years, minced meat, chicken sandwiches, peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool-Aid, Hawaiian Punch, graham crackers, fajitas, tacos, grits, Coca-Cola, Suzy Q's, Peter Pan peanut butter, cheese crackers, birthday cake Oreos, beverages made by PepsiCo., lemonade, chicken tenders, grits, Pop-Tarts, Arizona juices, kiwis, Yan-Yan sticks, chocolate bars, Magnum ice cream, Sprite, lemons, taco salad, chicken salad, Hispanic foods, grilled crackers, and other stuff in Erin's bag]

[In the other cupboard, Melissa sees more chili peppers, Lunchables, chocolate bars, casserole, StarKist tuna, beef, buffalo, Minuet rice, turkey, sandwiches, mayonnaise, tuna beef, Ritz crackers, Hostess' Ho-Hos, ice cream, candy, Sunkist soda, duck, Peter Pan peanut butter, mint Oreos, fruit smiles, fruit roll-ups, homemade tacos, Pez dispensers, toasted coconut, toast, chocolate cake, another peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool-Aid, another fruit roll-up, another soda, more Hispanic foods, birthday cake, another PB&J sandwich, lime green Oreos, burgers, Chalupa supreme from Taco Bell, taco seasoning, need burgers, soup, roast, ice cream, hot glogg, homemade pizza, a French fry, chicken salads, chicken tenders, another Mountain Dew, a Reese's peanut butter cups, health bars, Heath candy bars, taco seasoning, another Oatmeal Cream Pie, more Fruit Smiles, and other stuff in Bruce's bag]

Good Eater
[The family sits at the dinner table, serving grilled chicken]