Briar Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of the credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny, Ola moves to Belton to help a couple of 30-something-year-olds.

Veronica: We were high school sweethearts back in the day, after that we got married since we graduated college all together.

Announcer: They have four daughters...

[Nevaeh dresses herself up as Ruby Anderson from Rainbow High]

Nevaeh: Look, guys! I'm Ruby Anderson!

They had four daughters and two sons: Charlie (15, diagnosed with schizoprenia), Kyra (14), Harold (12), Nevaeh (7) and Annalise (1). Charlie and Nevaeh are well-behaved, but the latter is obsessed with Rainbow High and dresses like the characters. Kyra listens to ppcocaine and Cardi B on a daily basis, wears inappropriate and very revealing clothes, spends too much time on social media and lies to her parents, Harold watches inappropriate videos like the "Ooga booga go back to Africa" video, the Celebrate Our Differences song from Wonder Showzen and Swiggity Swag and thinks that they're funny, quotes stale memes, thinks that she's "edgy" (read: trying too hard to be edgy) and steals snacks from the fridge and Annalise refuses to give up her bottle. Charlotte thinks that the chaos in her house causes her to be forgotten and wants to be left out. Veronica is unable to discipline but Matthew became too strict on them. Can Ola stop the children?

Submission reel
[A few shots of Belton, Texas is shown]

Ola: I am here at Belton, Texas to visit a 30-something-year-old couple with six kids! Let's take a look!

Veronica: I am Veronica, I'm 36.

Matthew: And I am Matthew, I am 37.

Veronica: We have six kids: Charlie, who is 15, Kyra, who is 14, Harold, who is 12, Nevaeh who is 7 and Annalise is 1.

Matthew: We have been high school sweethearts since sophomore year and then we graduated college.

Veronica: I was 21 when I had Charlie and got married at age 23.

Matthew: Nevaeh loves Rainbow High and dresses up like the characters.

[Nevaeh dresses up like Jade Hunter]

Ola: Awesome costume!

Veronica: Kyra loves to dress up in some revealing clothes like crop tops, shorts, high heels and fishnets.

[Kyra wears an revealing outfit consisting of a PrettyLittleThing crop top, Forever 21 jeans and high heels]

Matthew: Why are you dressed like that?

Kyra: It's what teens wear.

Veronica: Young lady, is that a crop top?

Kyra: Yeah, duh. It's just an outfit!

Matthew: You are way too young to dress up like that! You are a freshman, not a college student!

Matthew: She loves inappropriate music from Cardi B and ppcocaine.

Kyra (singing): If it's up if it's up if it's up then it's stuck.

Ola: Hmm, very inappropriate.

Veronica: She is very spoiled.

Kyra: Mom, can I bring my phone to school?

Veronica: No.

Kyra: Mom, can I have a tattoo?

Veronica: No.

Kyra: Mom, can I have a boyfriend?

Veronica: No!

'''Matthew: She asks us multiple questions about random and pointless stuff like bringing phones to school, having a tattoo and getting a boyfriend. I showed her advice, she got one.'''

Kyra: I finally got a boyfriend! His name is Tyler and he is 15 years old.

Veronica: That's nice honey.

Ola: She and Tyler can be a nice couple.

Veronica: She wanted to be like an ordinary teen.

Ola: Interesting.

'''Matthew: Charlie had schizophrenia. We took him to therapy sessions, but he had his own medications.'''

[Charlie takes his medicine]

Ola: I kind of feel bad for him.

Veronica: He feels like something is out to get him, he suffered from delusions and might be on meds.

Charlie: THEY ARE ALL AGAINST ME!

'''Matthew: He had multiple nightmares about his own worst fears. He was the most nervous and anxious kid out there.'''

Ola: Oh dear, poor Charlie.

Veronica: Harold loves inappropriate videos and stale memes.

[Harold watches the Racist Santa video]

Racist Santa: OOGA BOOGA! GO BACK TO AFRICA!

[Harold laughs]

Matthew: He even likes Superjail!, South Park and Wonder Showzen.

Harold (singing): Celebrate our differences! Ching chang ching chong ching! Ching ching ching chong ching!

Ola: How racist!

Veronica: He even loves the Hilter song.

Harold (singing): Hilter! Hilter! Hail Hilter!

Ola: I can't believe it!

Matthew: He even called a kid from his school a "disease ridden c(bleep)."

Ola: Wow, coming from a kid who wants to be edgy.

Veronica: Annalise never gives up on her bottle.

[Annalise drinks her baby bottle]

Observation begins
[Ola goes to a house and rings the doorbell]

[Veronica opens the door]

Veronica: Hello, you must be...

Ola: Ola Smith.

Matthew: Come on in.

[Ola goes inside to see Nevaeh dresses as Amaya Raine]

Nevaeh: Hi, Ola!

[Nevaeh hugs Ola]