Langbroek Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Last week, Jo encountered the Eriksonner Family on 11-11-11!"

Announcer: "This week, on Supernanny, Jo encounters triple trouble."

[Teddy screams]

Announcer: "Mom and Dad are struggling to keep the triplets in line."

Bryce: "Shut up!"

Alicia: "Everyday, it becomes a battle."

Sherman: "We don't wanna go to preschool!"

Announcer: "Plus seven more."

Leanne: "MOM!"

Bridie: "Teddy, Sherman and Bryce are bothering us!"

Helen: "THEY'RE THROWING DIAMONDS AT ME!"

Alicia: "I didn't think that it would be this difficult. Before the triplets it wasn't that difficult."

[Alicia cries]

Sherman: "Ha, Ha!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's take a look and see who we have this time!"

???: "Hi, we're the Langbroek Family! My name's Alicia. I work at a college as a lecturer."

???: "And I'm Serghei, and I work as a cashier at Wal-Mart."

???: "Hi, I'm Kristin, I'm 20 years old and I work at the nail salon."

Teddy: "Shelby is an ugly ginger!"

Sherman: "Helen's a baldy! A baldy! A baldy!"

Bryce: "Mummy is a fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"

Sherman: "Kristin is a four-eyes! Four-eyes!"

Teddy: "Daddy is a nosepicker!"

Sherman: "Tan Leanne can't do anything 'cause she's in a wheelchair!"

Teddy: "Mummy is a fat pig!"

Sherman: "Wheezy Leighton!"

Bryce: "Daddy is a skinny hobo!"

Teddy: "Manu is autistic and she doesn't know anything!"

Manu: "That's not true!"

Sherman: "Bridie is an ugly beaver!"

Bryce: "We really f***ing mean it! That's what they are!"

Alicia: "My triplets, Bryce, Sherman and Teddy make fun of their niece Shelby for having freckles and red hair, Leighton for having asthma, Haley for having an apple-shaped birthmark, Manu for being autistic, Bridie for having buck teeth, Helen for losing all of her hair due to cancer, Kristin for wearing glasses, me for being closer to at risk of overweight, their dad for being anorexic and Leanne for having Cerebral Palsy."

[Helen is watching Apollo 18]

Alicia: "My husband Serghei works 14 hours a day from 7am to 9pm. We have 10 children. Kristin is 20 and has her own daughter named Shelby who is 1 1/2. Leanne is 15, Helen is 13, Haley is 12, Bridie is 10 adopted from Australia, along with Manu who is 7, Leighton is 4, and my triplets are 3."

Serghei: "The boys have been kicked out of numerous daycares over the last year due to their reputation."

Alicia: "The boys menace other children..."

[Teddy kicks sand in a little girl's face]

Alicia: "They bully kids at the playground, especially little girls..."

[Sherman grabs a freckled little girl's face and pulls it close to him, frightening her in the progress]

Alicia: "And they also terrorize their baby niece, Shelby."

[Bryce pulls Shelby's hair]

Alicia: "Last year, my maternal grandfather passed away from a stroke. And we were at his funeral."

[Sherman kicks Shelby]

[Teddy pinches Shelby]

[Shelby cries]

Alicia: "We tried everything to take back control of the household. We tried Nanny 911...but they ended up driving Nanny Stella away. We seemed that hope is lost."

Jo Arrives at the Langbroek Doorstep
[We arrive at a 2-story Gablefront house]

[Jo rings the doorbell]

Jo: "Good morning."

Serghei: "Please do come in. I'm Serghei and I'm leaving for work in 2 minutes."

[Leanne, Helen, Haley, Kristin, Leighton, Bridie and Manu greet Jo]

Jo: "Where are Teddy, Bryce and Sherman?"

Helen: "Oh, Mom sent them to their room for timeout for three minutes."

Jo: "Can I see them?"

Kristin: "Sure."

AM Breakfast Time
Jo: "After Serghei left for work, Kristin helped mom get the boys ready for preschool."

[Kristin is making oatmeal for breakfast]

[Teddy mimics the way Leanne walks, and then laughs]

Sherman: "Mommy is a fat pig!"

Teddy: "Leanne walks like a guy who drank alcohol!"

Leanne: "Cut it out!"

Bryce: "Helen's a baldy!"

Helen: "Stop."

Bryce: "Ooh, look at Bridie! Was he raised by squirrels?"

Bridie: "Stop it Bryce. I'm serious."

Teddy: "Kristin is a nerd! She has twice the number of eyes we have!"

[Kristin ignores the insults and tries to get the triplets ready to go to preschool]

Kristin: "Eat your breakfast, boys. You need to get ready for preschool."

[She gives them bowls of oatmeal]

[Helen packs the boys' lunches and gathers their coats]

Leanne: "Where are the boys' backpacks?"

Manu: "I'll go get them."

[Manu goes and retrieves the boys' backpacks]

Manu: "Here you go, dudes. With your pencils, erasers, crayons, papers, permission slips for the school field trip, everything you need."

Kristin: "I think you boys better hurry, the timer's going off in 5 minutes."

[Alicia escorts the boys to her car]

[Alicia drives her boys to preschool]

[Alicia and the triplets arrive at preschool]

Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "Bye, Mommy!"

Alicia: "Have a good day, boys!"

AM Talk with Mom
Jo: "Whilst the boys were at school, I sat down and talked with mom."

[Alicia pours some tea for Jo and herself]

Alicia: "I must admit, it is difficult raising 10 children and quite overwhelming. Part of me makes me want to sell those unruly triplets to the circus since they act like they belong there."

Jo: "Did the triplets ruin any holidays?"

Alicia: "Yes, they did. Sometimes, I wish I didn't have any triplets at all. I should have put them up for adoption when I had the chance. Oh, here is a list of daycares that they'd been kicked out of so far."

[Alicia hands Jo the list of daycares]

[Jo reads the list: Play Pals Day Care Center, Children's World for bullying other children, Gonzales Garden DC, Haskell Heights Day Care, Play House Day Care for aggressive behavior towards the staff, Guntels Chapel Day Care Center for setting the classroom on fire, Lollipop Lane Day Care Center, Cuddle Care for throwing furniture around, New Horizon Day Care for flushing cherry bombs down 3 toilets in the boys' bathroom, Alderian Day Care and Shandon Presbyterian CDC]

Alicia: "The last daycare they'd been kicked out of was Shandon Presbyterian CDC. When it was snack time, the teacher served the kids apple juice and carrot sticks. Then, there was story time. When it was nap time, Teddy refused to take a nap and made so much noises, keeping the other kids awake. When it was group time, Sherman and Bryce terrorized the other kids. When it was craft time, Teddy, Sherman and Bryce poured so much paint and glue when they refused to participate."

Raiding the Pantry
[Teddy is seen raiding the pantry, getting into some Swiss Cake Rolls and sneaking them into a pillow case. He deposits some Twinkies, Hostess Cupcakes, Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies, Pringles chips, cans of Pepsi, Oreos, Little Debbie's Oatmeal Pies and Nutty Bars]

[Teddy sneaks the pillow case full of goodies to their bedroom to share with his younger triplet brothers]

Sherman: "Hey, Teddy. What did you get us?"

Bryce: "Yeah, show us!"

[Teddy shows the contents in the pillow case]

Sherman and Bryce: "Awesome!"

[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce begin to gorge on the goods]

[Alicia walks by]

Alicia: "What on earth is going on, boys?"

Teddy: "We are eating treats, and they are better than yucky fruits and vegetables."

Alicia: "So? Fruits and vegetables are good."

Teddy: "We don't care."

Sherman: "Yeah, like either of us care."

Alicia: "Excuse me?"

Sherman: "You heard me."

A chat with the triplets' siblings
Jo: "After the kids arrived home from school, I decided to have a chat with them about their brothers' behaviors."

Manu: "The boys ruin holidays and our birthdays."

Haley: "The triplets ruined Halloween because they refused to obey the rules of the streets."

Helen: "Christmas was ruined because of them."

Kristin: "Dad called Santa and told him to give them coal for Christmas."

Leanne: "They got revenge on me, Kristin and the rest of us for getting presents and not them by throwing books and things at us."

Bridie: "And they threw one of them, which happens to be a cookbook, at the Christmas tree, which causes it to fall on top of me."

Leighton: "And then they stole all the presents from all our cousins."

Jo: "Did you ever take any clubs?"

Haley: "Bridie and I attend an Art Club."

Bridie: "I do painting, face painting, sketching, I know how to mix colors."

Helen: "Leanne and I go to a French Club."

Leanne: "And I go to a church youth group with Helen and Bridie."

Jo: "How did your brothers ruin your birthdays?"

Helen: "About last month, Manu had a Koala-themed birthday which was completely wrecked when Teddy played a really mean trick and his triplet brothers helped him out."

Manu: "They also added disgusting things to my birthday cake."

Kristin: "They have been kicked out of a string of daycares due to their awful reputation."

Dinnertime
[Teddy, Sherman, Bryce, Helen, Leanne, Kristin, Shelby, Bridie, Manu, Haley and Leighton are seated at the dining room table and Shelby is seated at her high chair]

Alicia: "Theodore Martin Langbroek! Sit down!"

[Teddy pours orange juice on top of Shelby's head]

[Shelby cries]

[Teddy flings food at Shelby]

Teddy: "BROCCOLI TASTES LIKE S***!!!!"

Sherman: "I HATE CARROTS!!!"

Alicia: "You've never even tried them."

[Sherman throws apple juice at Bridie]

Bridie: "I'm all wet!"

[Sherman throws carrots at Manu]

Bryce: "WE WANT PIZZA!!!"

[Bryce throws broccoli at Haley]

Alicia: "Not tonight, dear. We had pizza last night, and it would be expensive to have it every night. How about another night, huh?"

[Alicia is serving steak]

Bryce: "What the f***?! Why the h*** are we having steak?"

Kristin: "Because that's what our mother decided to have for tonight."

PM Evening
Alicia: "No, you're not allowed to see Peter, Max and Kyle! It's very wet outside. When it dries up, you can see them."

[The triplets try to escape from the front door to their friends]

Alicia: "I said NO!!! I mean it!"

[Alicia locks the front door]

[Kristin locks the back door with a key]

Alicia: "Until it dries up, you three are staying inside. I'm serious."

Jo: "Later on, the triplets started terrorizing their baby niece."

[Teddy kicks Shelby]

[Sherman hits Shelby]

[Bryce pulls Shelby's hair]

[Shelby starts crying]

Kristin: (worried) "Shelby! Shelby are you okay, sweetie?"

[Bridie is working on his painting project]

Bedtime
Alicia: "Put your toys away, boys! It's time to get ready for bed!"

Alicia: "Theodore Martin Langbroek, let's get into your Jammie's!"

Alicia: "Sherman Glenn Langbroek, come and put your Jammie's on!"

Alicia: "Bryce Shermie Langbroek, go brush your teeth!"

Parent Meeting
Jo: "The only reason why the triplets act up is because you are always mean to them."

Alicia: [rolling her eyes] "Why are you saying I'm always mean to them?!"

Jo: "Because you were always screaming to them, and stop talking to me like that and stop rolling your eyes again, right? Because this parent meeting is very important for you! Okay?"

[Alicia starts to cry]

Jo: "What the heck are you crying about, Alicia?!"

Alicia: "I WAS JUST A BULLY, ESPECIALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!" [continues crying]

Jo: "You need to soften up, show compassion to them. They need a kind, loving and compassionate mother."

Alicia: [starts shouting] "WELL, I AM A KIND, LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE MOTHER, YOU IMHUMAN TEACHER!!" [slaps Jo really hard]

Jo: [raises her voice] "Alicia, don't slap me again, alright? And I'm serious! If you keep this behaviour up, then you'll be going straight into court, alright?! Now listen to what I'm saying and pull yourself together and stop crying!! Okay?! Show compassion to them, and don't you ever call me an inhuman teacher like that!"

Alicia: "You're right. I would show compassion to them if they were nice and well-behaved."

Jo: "Let's talk about the boys' interaction with other children. The triplets terrorize their niece, Shelby. They kick her, punch her, pinch her and they even pull her hair,"

House Rules
Jo: "There are going to be some changes. I don't want you boys to make fun of your brother and sisters, your niece or your mommy and daddy anymore."

Naughty Pit
[Bryce hits Shelby]

[Teddy kicks Shelby]

[Sherman pinches Shelby]

[Shelby screeches]

Kristin: "MOTHER, HELP! THESE BOYS ARE TERRORIZING MY BABY AGAIN!"

Alicia: "Don't worry, Shelby! Grandma Alicia is coming!"

[Alicia pulls the boys away from Shelby]

Alicia: "I don't want to be mean to my sons anymore. What do I do when they're attacking their baby niece?"

Jo: "Well, I would like you to come down literally to their level, give them eye contact and give them a warning to stop this behavior. If they carry on, I'd like you to walk them over to...the Naughty Pit."

[Jo points over to a colorful, clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture]

Jo: "Also, you are to put in..."

[Jo brings out 10 red beanbags]

Jo: "10 beanbags into the pit, and add 2 more beanbags each time they leave before their time is up."

Alicia: "Boys, we do not pinch, hit or kick people. It hurts, very much, and it's not very nice."

[The triplets escape from their Naughty Pits and watch Handy Manny in Alicia's bedroom]

[Suddenly, Alicia finds them]

Alicia: "Let's turn off the TV because you are still in time-out."

Teddy: "No, we wanna watch Handy Manny!"

Bryce: "We got Barney, Little Einsteins and Rolie Polie Olie to watch too!"

Sherman: "AND WE WON'T LET YOU STOP US!!!!!!!!!"

[Alicia deposits the triplets back into their perspective Naughty Pits and discards 2 beanbags in each pit]

Naughty Pit Part 2
Alicia: "EXCUSE ME! Get your butts back in to the house right now!"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: (screeching) "WE WANT PETER, MAX AND KYLEEEEE!!!!"

Alicia: "Well it's too late now!"

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman are now mooning Alicia]

[Alicia is holding Shelby in her arms]

Teddy: "WE WANT PETER..."

Sherman: "MAX..."

Bryce: "AND KYLEEEEE!!!!"

Alicia: "Come along, boys!"

Teddy: "WE WANT PETER..."

Sherman: "WE WANT MAX..."

Bryce: "AND WE WANT KYLE!!!!"

Alicia: "I am not in the mood for this."

Peter: "No, please, I wanna see them!"

Paul (Peter's father): "The triplets must stay in time out."

Teddy: "WE WANNA..."

Sherman: "PLAY..."

Bryce: "WITH..."

Teddy: "PETER..."

Sherman: "MAX..."

Bryce: "AND KYYLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!"

[Alicia deposits the boys into their respective Naughty Pits]

[Teddy escapes, but Alicia catches him and puts him back in the Naughty Pit]

Teddy: "I hope you're happy!"

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman give Alicia the finger]

Alicia: "Hey! That is not very nice to flip your mother off! You know better than that."

Before Running Errands
Jo: "In the afternoon, Alicia was trying to get the triplets in the car to run some errends, but they weren't having any of it at all."

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "WE DON'T WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alicia: "Your daddy is working all day and he is not coming home until late so we are NOT leaving you home on your own."

[The triplets run off]

Cut to:

[Alicia finds the triplets' discarded clothes in the hallway]

Picking Kristin up from Work
[The family arrives at the nail salon]

Picking Helen and Leanne up from French Club
Helen: "Let's go Leanne!"

[Helen and Leanne are in the van]

Alicia: "So what did you girls learn today?"

Picking Bridie and Haley up from Art Club
Bridie: "Bye, see you later guys!"

Picking Shelby up from Daycare
[Kristin jumps out of the van]

[Kristin presses the intercom button]

Intercom: "Who's there?"

Kristin: "It's Kristin Langbroek."

[Kristin opens the daycare gate]

[Kristin walks inside the daycare to see Shelby playing with other babies]

Going Shopping
Bridie: "It's a great idea that we decided to get my brothers to try to help us out picking birthday presents for Shelby."

Haley: "We also had to buy some food for the triplets to try."

Leighton: "We got the boys a whole lot of fruit and veggies."

Helen: "Because the stuff like sweets, cakes and chocolates which they always loved to eat are bad for them."

Manu: "Yeah, we don't want the three boys to get fat like mommy."

[The triplets are in the cart, and they start stealing candy]

Kristin: "Excuse me, but what on earth are you doing?"

Getting Ready for Church
Jo: "It was time for the family to get ready for church, but the triplets were having none of it."

Serghei: "Boys, are you ready for church yet?"

Teddy, Sherman & Bryce: "NO!!!!"

Alicia: "We've got three hours to get ready!"

Teddy: "WE HATE CHURCH!"

Sherman: "WE DON'T WANNA GO..."

Bryce: "AND YOU CAN'T MAKE US!"

Serghei: "Well, we are very sorry, boys, but we have to go to church and then we're going straight home and that's final."

Teddy: "Why?"

Serghei: "It's Sunday, and it is what we do on a Sunday as Christians."

Bryce: "Why?"

Serghei: "It's fun to go to church."

Sherman: "Well, I don't give a s*** and neither do my brothers!"

Serghei: "Right, that's a warning. If you three don't put your church clothes on right now, then you will be in your Naughty Pits."

[The triplets refuse to listen and only put on their T'shirts, jeans and trainers, instead of their church clothes]

[The triplets come out of their bedroom in their T'shirts, jeans and trainers]

Serghei: "That is not how you dress for church, boys."

Bryce: "YES IT IS!!!!"

Serghei: "It is not, Bryce."

Sherman: "Well, we'll see how you f***ing like it!"

[The triplets throw ]

Serghei: "Right, that's it!"

[Serghei carries Bryce, Sherman and Teddy to the Naughty Pit]

Serghei: "You have all been put on the Naughty Pits because you were not listening. And your puzzles will be gone for the rest of the day."

[The boys escape from their respective Naughty Pits]

Serghei: "Excuse me, boys, STOP! Get back here!"

Teddy: "I'M GOING TO PETER'S HOUSE!"

Sherman: "I'M GOING TO MAX'S HOUSE!"

Bryce: "AND I'M GOING TO KYLE'S HOUSE!"

Serghei: "Oh no you're not! You're staying on your Naughty Pits and you have to go to church whether you like it or not, now come back here!"

[Sergei collects Teddy, Sherman and Bryce's church clothes, their underwears, their socks and shoes]

[Jo chases after Teddy, who runs to Peter's house]

Teddy: "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, POO-POO!"

Jo: "You are not going to Peter's house today and that decision is final!"

[cut to]

Amy (Peter's mom): "Peter, you put your party clothes back on this instant!"

Peter: "Leave me alone, stinky head! GEMMA IS A (long bleep)!!!!!!"

Paul (Peter's dad): "Come on."

Peter: "NO!"

Paul: "But Gemma is your cousin and it will be lots of fun to spend time as a whole family."

Amy: "Honey, do you still have a dolls' house as Gemma's birthday present?"

Paul: "Yes I have, I already wrapped it up and it's still in the bag."

Amy: "And where's your camera?"

Paul: " "

[Teddy runs into Peter's house]

[Peter runs over to greet Teddy, but Amy drags Peter away from Teddy]

Amy: "Let's go, buddy."

Peter: "NO! I WANT TO STAY WITH TEDDY, BRYCE AND SHERMAN!!!!"

[cut to]

[Alicia chases after Sherman, who runs to Max's house]

Sherman: "GO AWAY YOU FAT F***ING B****!"

Alicia: "DON'T YOU DARE GO IN TO THAT HOUSE! I'M WARNING YOU!"

[cut to]

Michael (Max's dad): "Hurry up Max, Mr. Mozart is going to be here any minute!"

[Sherman moons Alicia and runs inside Max's house]

[Michael sees Sherman greeting Max]

Michael: "That's not Mr. Mozart."

Amaya (Max's mom): "Who is it?"

Michael: " "

[cut to]

[Serghei chases after Bryce, who runs to Kyle's house]

Bryce: "YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME, YOU F*****!"

Serghei: "GET BACK HERE! I MEAN IT!"

[cut to]

[Kyle runs away from his parents to see Bryce arriving at his house]

David (Kyle's dad): "Kyle, come here!"

Harriet (Kyle's mom): "We are going to be late if you take off from me!"

[Bryce flips Serghei off]

[Kyle rushes out the front door to greet Bryce]

[cut to:]

[Teddy, Sherman, Bryce, Peter, Max and Kyle all run to the playground naked]

[Alicia, Serghei, Jo, and the parents of Peter, Max and Kyle chase after them]

[Bryce pees on the slide]

[Teddy grabs a little girl's face and brings it close to her, scaring her in the process]

[Sherman pushes a little freckled girl off the swings, making her cry]

[Peter kicks sand in a girl's face]

[Max attacks a little girl]

Alicia: "Oh, my god."

[Teddy pees on the sidewalk]

[Kyle defecates on the merry-go-round]

Jo: When we arrived at the playground, the boys were terrorizing a group of little girls, who were crying to their mothers."

[Serghei carries the boys' church clothes in one arm]

Bryce: "WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING?!"

Serghei: "WE ARE TAKING YOU BOYS BACK IN TO THE HOUSE TO PUT YOUR CHURCH CLOTHES ON AND YOU WILL SIT ON YOUR NAUGHTY PITS FOR 6 MINUTES!!!!"

[A little girl, who was attacked by Teddy, is crying to her mother]

Alicia: "I am really sorry that this happened."

[Peter's parents Paul and Amy take him home]

Peter: (angry) "LET... ME... GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Amy: "Come on! We still have to go to your cousin's birthday party."

Peter: (sadly) "Bye, guys..."

Paul: "Your cousin will be waiting for you. You are not supposed to go to the playground without permission or mommy and daddy with you anyway. And not even on Sundays."

[Max's parents Michael and Amaya take him home]

Michael: "Let's go, you have to do your music lessons."

[Kyle's parents David and Harriet take him home]

David: "As for you, Kyle, you are coming with us!"

Harriet: "We are going to your aunt's wedding!!!"

[Serghei places the fully dressed triplets who are now in their church clothes to their Naughty Pits]

Serghei: "Your Barney toys are also gone for the rest of the day!"

[Alicia arrives back with the clothes which the triplets left lying on the floors of their friends' houses]

The Family Arrives at Church
Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "We hate church! WE WANNA GO HOME!"

Teddy: "AND WE WANNA..."

Sherman: "PLAY..."

Bryce: "WITH..."

Teddy: "PETER..."

Sherman: "MAX..."

Bryce: "AND KYLE!!!!"

Serghei: "No, it's too late now!"

[Inside the Church]

Alicia: "Theodore Martin, Sherman Glenn and Bryce Shermie Langbroek, SIT DOWN!"

[Sherman snatches some money from the collection basket]

[Bryce takes $1.50 from the basket]

[Teddy steals 75 cents from the basket]

[The collection basket is now empty]

Minister: "Where is the money from the collection basket?"

Alicia: "What? Who took the money, anyhow? It better not be those naughty boys!"

Manu: "I don't know."

[Leighton spots the boys with money in their hands]

Leighton: "Mommy, daddy, Kristin! Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman took all of the money!"

Kristin: "Come on, you need to give back the money you took. It is not right to take what isn't yours."

Teddy: "Uh-uh! You shall suck..."

Bryce: "Our..."

Sherman: "D***S!"

Church Aftermath
[As the family get out of the van, Jo, Serghei and Alicia try to stop the triplets from going to Peter, Max and Kyle's houses, but the triplets scratch them]

Jo: "BOYS, COME BACK HERE THIS MINUTE!!!"

Serghei: "Because you stole the church money, no friends until tomorrow."

[Jo and Serghei capture the triplets and drag them straight back in the house]

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "LET US GO! LET US GO! LET US GO!"

[Jo places the boys in their respective Naughty Pits]

Serghei: "Listen to me boys, Peter is away to his cousin's birthday party, Max is having music lessons and Kyle has gone to his aunt's wedding."

Jo: "Because you three took something that didn't belong to you, you now have to sit in the Naughty Pit for three minutes. In addition to that, your Rolie Polie Olie DVDs are in toy jail for 2 days."

Teddy: "WE WANT ROLIE POLIE OLIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Sherman: "AND WE WANT OUR FRIIIIEEEENNNNDDDDSSSS!!!!!!!"

Bryce: "AND WE WANT OUR BARNEY TOYS BACK!!!!!!"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "AND OUR PUZZLES!!!!"

[Jo ignores their shouting]

Jo: "When they start shouting, you say nothing to them and walk away. Ignore their attempts for attention."

[The triplets continue screeching at the top of their lungs]

[Alicia ignores the triplets screeching]

[The triplets escape the Naughty Pit and go outdoors naked]

Dinner at a Restaurant
Jo: "That evening, the family went out to dinner at a posh restaurant."

[Alicia, Sherman, Leanne, Manu, Leighton, Shelby, Teddy, Kristin, Haley, Serghei, Bryce and Bridie are all sitting down at a restaurant table]

Alicia: "Teddy, Bryce, Sherman, I want you boys to eat your broccoli and your carrots before you can have your bread."

[The triplets make faces of disgust at their vegetables]

Alicia: "Excuse me! This is a warning. Look at me. You boys had better stop that nonsense right now or you're all going in the Naughty Pit once we get home and I will also take away your Handy Manny DVDs if you keep acting this way."

[Teddy stabs a piece of broccoli with a fork and reluctantly puts it in his mouth]

[Bryce picks up a carrot with a fork and puts it in his mouth]

Alicia: "Well?"

[Sherman picks up a piece of broccoli and reluctantly puts it in his mouth]

[The boys spit out their vegetables and throw their platters of vegetables at the waiter]

[The young triplets yank down the table cover off the table]

Teddy: "VEGETABLES...ARE...YUCKY!!!!"

Sherman: "YEAH, THEY'RE THE SMELLIEST!!!!"

Bryce: "ESPECIALLY BROCCOLI, BECAUSE THEY'RE THE YUCKIEST!"

Alicia: "Just one bite, is it too much to ask?"

[Bryce pours Leighton's bowl of soup over her head]

Leighton: "MOMMY, BRYCE IS POURING MY SOUP ALL OVER ME!"

[Shelby begins to cry]

[The other customers at the restaurant stare at the Langbroek family, who are very embarrassed with the triplets' appalling behavior]

[A waiter arrives to notice what has happened]

Waiter: "What on Earth is happening here?"

Jo: "Sir, these 3 little ones were just acting up in this restaurant, so you don't need to get upset about it."

Waiter: "I'll go get the napkins."

[The triplets angrily lash out at the waiter and push him to a restaurant cart, causing it to roll across the restaurant and fall over, spilling all of the contents]

Serghei: "RIGHT! Come on kids, we are leaving right now!"

Manu, Bridie & Haley: "Aw."

Leighton: "Already? But we haven't gotten dessert yet."

Serghei: "We'll have to get dessert another time, Leighton."

Alicia: "As for you, Theodore Martin Langbroek, Sherman Glenn Langbroek and Bryce Shermie Langbroek, you will all be placed into time out."

Teddy: "GOOD! WHO WOULD WANNA EAT IN THIS DUMP ANYWAY?!"

Sherman & Bryce: "WE WANNA GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!"

Kristin: "That's enough!"

Jo: "As a result for that incident, the triplets were thrown out of the restaurant by the manager."

[The Langbroeks leave the restaurant and everyone is in the van]

Alicia: "Teddy, Sherman and Bryce, you do not cause chaos and disrespect the people who work in the restaurant. You will all be be going to your Naughty Pits for 3 minutes as soon as we get home. Your Handy Manny DVDs will be gone for 2 days because your behavior was really horrible. You will also go to bed at about one hour earlier tonight. You will be punished by being banned from watching TV for 2 days as well."

Bryce: "NO!"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

[Sherman repeatedly kicks Serghei's seat in front of him, Bryce repeatedly kicks Jo's seat in front of him and Teddy repeatedly kicks Alicia's seat in front of him]

Serghei: "Calm down! I am really not taking any nonsense from you boys because you misbehaved!"

Leighton: "My three little brothers are not being good boys, and they usually act up like that in restaurants."

[The triplets continue to kick the seats in front of them]

Serghei: "Boys, cut it out!"

Bryce: "SHUT UP, YOU F***ING SKINNY HOBO!"

[Teddy screams at the top of his lungs]

Sherman: "WE F***ING HATE YOU!!!!"

Teddy: "AND MOMMY IS A BIG, UGLY, MEAN OLD FAT F***ING B****!"

Sherman: "AND JO-JO IS POO-POO!!!!"

Bryce: "SO F*** YOU!! Go die in a plane crash!!"

Alicia: "Enough! You have to improve your behavior sooner or later."

Jo: "Just after the Langbroeks returned home, Alicia immediately placed the boys straight into the Naughty Pit."

[Alicia places Teddy, Sherman and Bryce into the Naughty Pit and she and Serghei take away all their Handy Manny DVDs]

[Kirstin goes upstairs to put Shelby to bed]

Alicia: "Your behavior at the restaurant this evening was absolutely embarrassing, horrible and upsetting. You three will stay there for three minutes. Your Handy Manny DVDs are taken away and you will all be going to bed earlier tonight."

[Teddy smacks Alicia causing her lip to bleed]

Jo: "Teddy, you do not punch your mommy."

Alicia: "Go say good night to everybody and then you're all going to bed."

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Good night to everybody and then you're all going to bed."

Alicia: "No, just say good night."

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Good night."

Alicia: "From now on, we will not be going to anymore restaurants until all of you can behave yourselves and eat what's on your plates."

Serghei: "Starting now."

Alicia's Worst Nightmare
[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman form their own band called the Langbroek Bros.]

[Teddy switches on the camera and grabs plays the drums, Sherman has the microphone while Bryce plays the guitar]

Sherman: (singing) "We hate you mommy, oh yes we do...you are a big, fat ugly meanie...looking at you make us cry, P.U.!"

Teddy/Bryce: (singing) "Oh, mommy, we hate you! We hate you so much, oh yes we do!"

Teddy/Sherman: (singing) "We hate Daddy and Jo-Jo, too! They all smell like s***! Daddy is a...stinkin' skinny hobo! We also hate a big, fatty lady called Jo-Jo! Sha-la-la-la-la!"

Sherman/Bryce/Teddy: (singing) "They are nothing but a big fat piece of s***, and they should die in a plane crash!"

[The triplets finish their song, and post it on YouTube, titled "We Hate You, Mommy!"]

Making the Snack Boxes
Jo: "Kristin found the stash in the triplets' room and discovered that they had been snacking on junk food. So I introduced the snack box technique."

Jo: "Let's have the children decorate their snack boxes."

[Kristin sets up a table with arts and crafts stuff]

[Leanne's snack box is painted brown and decorated with green tiles, yellow sequins and yellow Pom-poms]

Kristin: "Leanne, that's wonderful!"

[Helen's snack box is painted pink and decorated with purple seashells, red sequins and white pony beads]

Kristin: "Oh, Helen! That's marvelous!"

[Haley's snack box is painted white and decorated with pink sequins, purple pony beads and teal sequins]

Kristin: "Fabulous, Haley!"

[Bridie's snack box is painted purple and decorated with teal pony beads, blue foam circles and green feathers]

Kristin: "Beautiful job, Bridie!"

[Manu's snack box is painted green and decorated with seashells, red feathers and pink Pom-poms]

Kristin: "That is absolutely fantastic, Manu!"

[Leighton's snack box is painted red and decorated with purple pom-poms, pink sequins and teal ribbon]

Kristin: "Wonderful job, Leighton!"

[Teddy's snack box is painted orange and decorated with yellow foam circles, green sequins and green feathers]

Kristin: "Oh, Teddy! That is marvelous! That's fantastic."

[Teddy smiles]

[Sherman's snack box is painted yellow and decorated with silver rhinestones, red Pom-poms and blue feathers]

Kristin: "That's very good, Sherman! That's beautiful!"

[Bryce's snack box is painted blue and decorated with black pom-poms, white sequins and orange foam triangles]

Kristin: "Why, Bryce! That's very good, I love it."

[Bryce smiles]

Throwing Out the Snacks
[Kristin shows Alicia the Snack Boxes made by her siblings]

Alicia: "Oh, how very nice."

Jo: "They look very good. Great job!"

Kristin: "Now what will we do next?"

Jo: "Alicia, Kristin, let's sort out the snacks. Anything that I find is rubbish will be thrown into the trash."

Kristin: "Boys, you're helping too, come on."

[We see a lot of snacks piled on the table]

Jo: "Pringles, cookies, nuts, dried fruits, banana chips, pretzel sticks, snack cakes, brownies, Slim Jim's, candy, instant noodles, cupcakes, potato chips, pudding, fruit snacks, jerky, whoopie pies, Pop Tarts, sodas, doughnuts, crackers, trail mixes, chocolate bars, pork rinds, muffins, Cheese puffs, corn chips and tortilla chips."

[Kristin opens the cupboard to reveal more junk food]

Jo: "More?!"

[We see pouches of Capri Sun Roarin' Waters Tropical Fruit Water Beverage, pouches of Hi C Blast Strawberry, bottles of Sunny D Tangy Original, cans of Chef Boyardee beefaroni, boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Reese's pieces, M&M's, Twix cookie bars, Hershey's milk chocolate bars, Reese's peanut butter cups, Starbursts, gummy bears, packages of Twizzlers, Nestlé Crunch bars, Little Debbie Double Decker oatmeal creme pies, Little Debbie donut sticks, Entenmann's Frosted Devil's food donuts, honey buns, Post Golden Crisp cereal, General Mills Reese's Puffs cereal, gummy worms, General Mills Golden Grahams, Cap'n Crunch, Drake's cherry fruit pie, Ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips, Kraft Handi-snacks Cookies'n créme, packages of Jack Link's X-Bites pepperoni extra, Suzy Q's and Hostess SnoBalls]

Jo: "My word, that's more than enough junk food to feed a whole army."

Alicia: "Kristin, go get a trash bag. Jo-Jo's going to decide which snacks to keep and which treats to toss."

Kristin: "Okay."

Jo: "The rest of the remaining snacks that are good will be placed into the clear box."

[Jo tosses the Suzy Q's, Cap'n Crunch, Golden Crisp cereal, donut sticks, whoopie pies, doughnuts, muffins and Pop Tarts into the trash bag]

[Kristin deposits the trail mixes, tortilla chips, pretzel sticks, jerky, crackers, Twizzlers, banana chips, nuts, dried fruits, Slim Jim's, into the clear box]

[A couple of minutes later]

Teddy: "WE WANT OUR SNACKS BACK!!!"

Alicia: "There is still plenty of snacks left."

Teddy: "BUT THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE, YOU F****** B****!!!!!"

Alicia: [shouts] "HEY, THERE'S HEALTHY FOODS IN THIS F****** HOUSE, LIKE FRUITS AND VEGGIES, AND QUIT SCREAMING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: [raises her voice] "ALICIA, CALM DOWN!!! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID EARLIER ON AT THE PARENT MEETING, I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO BE VERY MEAN TO THEM!!! REMEMBER TO SHOW COMPASSION!!"

Alicia: "F*** THE PARENT MEETING, YOU FOOL!!! I'M ONLY A F****** HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Quit swearing at me like that, and be respectful and tell the boys if they continue to have tantrums, then tell them they're going straight into timeout in a very firm, low-toned voice, You got it?"

[Alicia gives Jo the middle finger]

Jo: "HEY, STOP GIVING ME THAT MIDDLE FINGER, ALICIA!!! THAT IS NOT BEING A PROPER PARENT, AND IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! You need to step up to the plate and let them know that you are in charge of the situation!!"

[Alicia is shaking and feels very anxious and tries to stay calm to the boys]

Alicia: "Like I said, there's healthy foods in this house."

Jo vs Alicia
'''Jo: "Since I've alrealy told Alicia that she has to show compassion to the boys, I stepped in to give her a very serious conversations with her." '''

Jo: "Alicia, come with me right now. We need to talk."

Alicia: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming, I'm coming."

Jo: [raising her voice again] "ALICIA, YOU WERE ALWAYS MEAN TO THE BOYS WITHOUT SHOWING ANY RESPECT, LOVE, CARE AND COMPASSION!!! BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS SCREAMING AT THEM . . . "

Alicia: [blocking her ears] "La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la."

Jo: [takes Alicia's hands off her ears] "Alicia, I'm talking to you. Listen to what I'm saying now! Why were you always mean to them?!"

Alicia: "Oh, you'd really want to know? Huh?! It's because those stupid three boys are always rude, impolite, selfish and very rough. They throw f****** tantrums and fits, calling me horrible names, so leave me the f*** alone, Jo Fatty Frost!!!! I hate them so much!"

Jo: [shouts] "THAT IS ENOUGH, ALICIA!!!!!! STOP CALLING ME BAD NAMES LIKE THAT!! IF YOU EVER ARGUE WITH ANYBODY ELSE ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA LEAVE FROM THIS HOUSE AND YOU'LL BE GOING TO AN ADULT BOOT CAMP, YOU GOT IT?!? NOW STICK TO THE RULES, GIRL!!!!"

Alicia: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever." [starts feeling extremely nervous]

Jo: "Don't be afraid of me when I'm talking to you, Alicia! This is important!"

Alicia: "What do you mean it's f****** important?!"

Jo: "Alicia, I'm serious! What I was saying is that if you ever fight with anybody, then you're going to have a reality check! Alright? Now enough of the talk."

[Alicia feels nervous again]

Jo: "Now you'll either gonna let me in and do the work, or you're gonna ask me to go home?"

Alicia: "No, please?"

Jo: "Okay, then be good, and let's forget all about it. Right, after you then."

DVD Meeting
Jo: "Serghei, Alicia and Kristin, I would like to show you a DVD to show you what you were doing when I was away for a few days."

Clip 1
[Jo plays the DVD]

Kristin: "Excuse me, ah-ah! No."

[The triplets carry on]

Kristin: "If you do it again, then you are all going to be in your Naughty Pits. Do you understand?"

[The triplets simtaneously kick Shelby]

Kristin: "Right!"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Not the Naughty Pit."

Kristin: "You will go in the Naughty Pit because of your behavior."

[Kristin places the triplets in the Naughty Pits]

Kristin: "You three have been placed here because you were very rude to me and you were shouting at me. And you also kicked my baby. So you will stay in here for three minutes. Look at me. Stay here for three minutes and I'm also taking away your Barney DVDs."

[Kristin confiscates all of the Barney DVDs]

[3 minutes later]

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Sorry, Kristin."

Kristin: "Good boys, now come out."

[They hug and kiss each other]

Kristin: "And what have you got to say to Shelby for kicking her?"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Sorry, Shelby."

[The triplets hug and kiss Shelby]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "That was good that the boys apologized to Kristin and little Shelby. Let's take a look at the next clip."

Clip 2
[Jo plays the next clip]

Serghei: "Obviously your Naughty Pit isn't working, so you may stay there until you calm down!"

Teddy: "LET US IN!"

Sherman: "OR YOU'LL BE..."

Bryce: "SORRY!"

[The triplets throw some stones at the windows]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Clip 3
[Jo plays the next clip]

Bryce: "MOMMY, YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY ALL OUR DVDS!!!"

Teddy: "AND NEITHER OUR TOYS!!"

Sherman: "YEAH, THEY BELONG TO US NOW!!!!!"

[Alicia loses it]

Alicia: "RIGHT! SERGHEI! KRISTIN! HELP ME TAKE ALL THEIR TOYS AND DVDS AWAY FROM THEM RIGHT NOW!"

Kristin: "Alright, Mommy, calm down, we'll help you!"

Serghei: "Alicia, you don't need to yell at us like that."

[Jo pauses the DVD]

Jo: "Alicia, why did you lose it?"

Alicia: "That's because they're spending all their bloody time on their stuff like that, so I kinda yelled at them, that's all."

Jo: "Alicia . . . [pause] I'm so disappointed in the way you're acting up and not doing as I told you to do on this technique. I've already told you to be polite, be respectful and show compassion to them. Alright?"

Alicia: "So?! What's the point?!"

Jo: [raises her voice] "Excuse me?!"

Alicia: "I'm not listening to that f****** meeting, Jo!"

Jo: "Alicia, stop it! We need to look at parent evaluation on this DVD! So, onto the next clip."

[Jo resumes the DVD]

Kristin: "What did they do this time mom?"

Alicia: "They got kicked out of another daycare for bullying other children."

[The triplets begin screaming, crying and bawling]

[Serghei confiscates all of Teddy's Handy Manny toys]

Teddy: "YOU'RE NOT TAKING EVERYTHING AWAY FROM UUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

Sherman: "YOU (bleep)ING SKINNY HOBO!"

Serghei: "YES WE ARE, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE WORST BEHAVED CHILDREN EVER!"

[Kristin confiscates all of Sherman's Barney DVDs]

[Jo pauses the DVD]

[Jo resumes the DVD]

Sherman: "YOU'RE POO-POO. GIVE ME MY BACK BARNEY DVDs..."

Bryce: "YOU (bleep)ING NERDY NAIL SALON WORKER!!!!"

Kristin: "WE WILL NOT!!!!"

[Alicia confiscates all of Bryce's Little Einsteins DVDs]

Bryce: "STINKY-BUTT, YOU LEAVE MY DVDs ALONE!!!!"

Teddy: "OR YOU'LL BE SO VERY (bleep)ING SORRY!!!!"

[Jo pauses the DVD]

[Jo resumes the DVD]

Alicia: "I do not appreciate you using those dirty, yucky words."

[Serghei confiscates all of the Handy Manny DVDs and Teddy's play car]

Teddy: "IF YOU DON'T GIVE OUR STUFF BACK THEN WE'RE GOING TO PETER, MAX AND KYLE'S HOUSE!!!!!"

Serghei: "Hey, knock it off, or we'll sell you all to the circus."

[The triplets try to escape from the front door to Peter, Max and Kyle's houses but Alicia locks the front and back doors with bolts and keys]

[Jo pauses the DVD]

Jo: "Let's pause right here for a second. Selling your triplet sons to a circus? It's not even legal."

Serghei: "I was so angry with them!"

[Jo resumes the DVD]

[Kristin confiscates all of the triplets' board games and Sherman's tricycle]

Kristin: "Don't you dare pee on the carpet or you will get 72 minutes on the Naugthy Pit!!!!"

[Bryce pees on the carpet]

Kristin: "MOTHER!"

Alicia: "Oh, my god. You do not pee on the floor, that was bad!"

[Jo pauses the DVD]

[Jo resumes the DVD]

[Alicia confiscates all of the triplets' jigsaw puzzles and all of Bryce's Duplo Legos]

[Alicia drags the boys and puts them in their bedroom for the rest of the night]

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "THAT'S IT, WE ARE GOING TO LIVE WITH PETER, MAX AND KYLE!!!!"

Alicia: "GET IN TO THAT BED, NOW!!!!! FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!"

Sherman: "We don't wanna go to school!"

Bryce: "We want to stay with Peter, Max and Kyle!"

[Jo pauses the DVD] Jo: "Alicia, you were aggressive. Why did you yell at your kids for?"

Alicia: "That's a good f****** question! These three boys didn't even want to get to bed and they didn't want to go to school either, so that they wanted to live with Peter, Max and Kyle." [takes a deep breath]

Jo: "Listen to me, that's not the right time to yell at your kids very late at night. Okay? Everybody was trying to get some sleep and they could hear you screaming at them."

[Alicia rolls her eyes]

Jo: "Stop rolling your eyes at me and let's look at the next clip."

[Jo resumes the DVD]

[The triplets punch Alicia rapidly]

[Alicia confiscates the triplets' Rolie Polie Olie DVDs]

Teddy: "YOU LEAVE OUR ROLIE POLIE OLIE DVDs ALONE NOW, POO-POO HEAD!"

Alicia: "STOP! NOW!!!! YOU STOP THAT NONSENSE BEFORE EVERYTHING WILL BE SOLD ON EBAY! AND I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO A MILITARY SCHOOL IN LONDON!!!"

[Jo pauses the DVD]

Jo: "I understand that you believe in the tough love approach, but it is a little to tough."

Alicia: "I wish I never had any triplets. Why didn't I put them up for adoption when I had the chance?"

[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce are listening whilst the grown-ups are talking]

Jo: "They are just kids, and they need to be kids while they are still kids."

Alicia's Worst Moment Ever
Jo: "Later in the evening, the triplets did someting shocking with their toy instruments."

[The triplets are getting out their toy instruments and a microphone]

Teddy: "Boys, let's make a rap on our fat mommy!"

Sherman: "Cool!"

[Teddy gets out Alicia's video camera, mounts it in one place where the triplets can be seen and picks up a microphone]

[Bryce gets out the toy drum kit while Sherman gets out the toy guitar]

[Teddy begins the recording, walks back, and begins to speak into the microphone while Bryce and Sherman play their instruments]

Teddy: (rapping a song) "Mummy is a very very big and fat pig. We want to call her a whale for being super big! She's a big fat (bleep) and she's a (bleep)ing crybaby!!!

Jo: "What I found out next was exceedingly shocking."

1 hour later

[Teddy puts the finished video to upload on YouTube by using Helen's account with other videos that were already finished]

Teddy: "They're going to like this!"

10 minutes later

[Jo knocks on Helen's room door and enters]

Jo: "Hi Helen. Mum needs you downstairs for a little while."

[Jo and Helen goes down the stairs]

[Later, Helen, Jo and Alicia goes to the desktop computer]

Alicia and Helen: "What is it?"

Jo: "This."

[Jo plays the video that the triplets made]

Alicia: "OMG! That was not nice!"

Helen: "Oh no, what happened?"

Alicia: "Helen, the triplets made a rap about me being fat."

Jo: "I think that's not nice at all and it includes bad language! It's very similar that I went to the Mazar family."

Alicia: "What do I do now?"

Jo: "Delete the video."

[Alicia deletes the video]

Jo: "Good for you, Alicia."

Helen: "Thanks mom."

30 minutes later

Alicia: "THEODORE MARTIN, BRYCE SHERMIE AND SHERMAN GLENN LANGBROEK! COME HERE NOW!"

Teddy: "What is it, (bleep)?"

Alicia: "How could you made a rap about me being fat? It contained name calling and bad language! MARCH TO YOUR ROOM NOW! GET TO BED OR I'LL SEND ALL OF YOU TO MILITARY SCHOOL IN LONDON!"

[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce go upstairs screaming, crying and bawling to their rooms]

Teddy: "YOU GO STRAIGHT TO H***!"

AM Morning
Jo: "The next day, the triplets were asking if they would watch Handy Manny, but they couldn't."

Teddy: "Mommy, please let us watch Handy Manny."

Alicia: "You can't. In fact, you need to get ready for preschool."

Sherman: "We wanna watch Handy Manny! We wanna watch it!"

Alicia: "You are NOT watching Handy Manny this morning, and that is definitely final. My favorite show is on. Now go get dressed for preschool."

Jo: "But the triplets were having none of it. They still wanted to watch Handy Manny."

Bryce: "It's not fair! We wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny!"

[The triplets walk over to Kristin]

Bryce: "Kristin. We wanna watch Handy Manny, so just make us watch it!"

Kristin: "Not today, you have to get prepared for preschool."

Teddy: "We wanna watch Handy Manny! We wanna watch it!"

Kristin: "My favorite show is on, too. You should be getting dressed for preschool already."

Sherman: "It's not fair! We wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny!"

[The triplets walk over to Helen]

[Helen is watching Apollo 18 on TV]

Bryce: "We wanna watch Handy Manny!"

[Bryce replaces the Apollo 18 disc with a Handy Manny disc]

Helen: "I'm not watching that. Go put it back where you found it so I can watch Apollo 18 and be ready for preschool."

Teddy: "NO! We wanna watch Handy Manny! We wanna watch Handy Manny!"

Alicia: "Continue the tantrum and your Handy Manny doll is in toy jail."

Sherman: "YOU ALWAYS CARE ABOUT THAT STUPID GINGER BABY, THE BRATTY AND NERDY WOMAN, THE B****Y SCRAPBOOKER IN A WHEELCHAIR, THE HORROR FILM WATCHING BALDY, THE COLORING MANIAC, THOSE BRATTY AUSTRALIANS CONSISTING OF ONE THAT LIKES STEAK AND THE OTHER THAT LOVES RARE STUFF, AND THE LOVER OF ECONOMICS WAY MORE THAN ALL 3 OF US!"

Bryce: "YOU ALWAYS CARE ABOUT OUR C****Y COUSINS AS WELL!"

Alicia: "Theodore Martin Langbroek, Bryce Shermie Langbroek, and Sherman Glenn Langbroek. All of you. Just stop it. I'm not in the mood for this nonsense. Just go and get dressed for preschool. We have to leave in about half an hour"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "NO! WE HATE YOU, YOU BIG FAT MEANIE! YOU SMELL LIKE S*** AND WE WISH YOU WERE DEAD! GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU MOTHERF***ING B****!"

Alicia: "QUIT IT WITH THE F***ING NAME CALLING!!! I HATE BEING CALLED FAT!!! It hurts, very much."

Jo: "Then, they went to Haley's room."

[The triplets enter the Haley's room where Haley is watching Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa on TV]

Teddy: "Will you let us watch Handy Manny, Haley?"

Haley: "Sorry, but no. I'm watching Madagascar. It's nearly time for you three to go to preschool"

Teddy: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Leanne: "You will not be watching it, Teddy. Bridie is also watching Pokémon: Black and White. I'm watching-"

Teddy: "Don't say it!"

[The triplets go to Bridie and Leanne's room where Bridie is watching Pokémon: Black and White]

Sherman, Bryce and Teddy: "We wanna watch Handy Manny!"

Bridie: "No  guys, you're not watching it today."

Leanne: "We are watching-"

Sherman, Bryce and Teddy: "DON'T SAY IT! WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Leanne: "MOM!"

Bridie: "Teddy, Sherman and Bryce are bothering us!"

Alicia: "Get out of their room!"

Teddy: "NO!"

Alicia: "I said get out! If they're watching Apollo 18, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, and Pokémon Black and White, they're watching Apollo 18, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, and Pokémon Black and White! Not Handy Manny! Your breakfast is nearly ready!"

Sherman, Bryce and Teddy: "We wanna watch it!"

Leanne: "You will not be watching it this morning, three of you."

Teddy: "YOU ONLY LIKE THE STUPID BABY, THE BRATTY WOMAN, THE SCRAPBOOKER, THE HORROR FILM WATCHER, THE LOVER OF ECONOMICS, THE STEAK TACO LOVER, THE RARE THING LOVER, AND THE COLORING MANIAC! YOU HATE US AND WE HATE YOU BACK!"

Alicia: "Teddy, just stop it."

Bryce: "Teddy's right! You love them more than us!"

Sherman: "And our stupid cousins!"

[The triplets go to Manu's room to get diamonds and throw them at Helen]

[Teddy throws one of Manu's diamonds at Helen]

Helen: "OMG!"

[The triplets throw diamonds at Helen]

Helen: "MOM, THEY'RE THROWING DIAMONDS AT ME!"

Alicia: "What's going on?"

Helen: "They threw Manu's diamonds right at me!"

[Alicia deposits the diamonds back to Manu's room]

Alicia: "Leave the diamonds alone."

Manu: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman threw my diamonds at Helen and I was afraid that I thought they were going to break. Good thing they didn't because they weren't thrown hard enough."

Teddy: "If Manu likes diamonds, we don't care! We hate Pokémon!"

Bryce: "We hate Madagascar!"

Sherman: "And we hate Apollo 18!"

Alicia: "If you don't like diamonds, Pokémon, Madagascar, or Apollo 18, I don't care. If you are not dressed in by the time it's o'clock, then you're going to preschool in your pajamas."

Teddy: "If we see diamonds,"

Bryce: "Or watch Pokémon, Madagascar, or Apollo 18,"

Sherman: "We don't care!"

Teddy, Bryce, Sherman: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Alicia: "You cannot watch Handy Manny. Go get dressed and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for preschool,"

Teddy, Bryce, Sherman: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman grab a dinosaur bone from Manu's dresser]

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman go to Kristin's room]

Leanne: [calling from downstairs] "Come on boys! Your breakfast is still on the table!"

Teddy: "Time for your beating, nerd!"

[Teddy bonks Kristin with the dinosaur bone]

Kristin: "Ow!"

[Teddy bonks Kristin again]

Kristin: "Ow!"

Alicia: "What's going on?"

Kristin: "The triplets are hitting me with a bone."

Alicia: "This is Manu's. Go put it back where you found it-"

Sherman: "NO!"

Teddy: "Don't say it!"

[Alicia takes back the dinosaur bone and puts it back where the triplets found it]

[Sherman pushes the TV over and it falls and hits the floor]

[Alicia comes into Bridie and Leanne's room]

Alicia: "Oh, no. What happened?"

[Teddy smashes Helen's Apollo 18 DVD]

[Haley comes in]

Haley: "What's going on?"

Bridie: "They pushed the TV over and they smashed Helen's DVD."

[Bryce smashes Haley's Madagascar 2 DVD into pieces]

[The triplets replace the smashed DVD with a Handy Manny DVD and begin to watch it on the TV in Haley's room]

[Haley finds the smashed DVD]

Haley: "Not my DVD! That is my favorite movie!"

Alicia: "No! That costed money!"

Haley: "Mom, the triplets smashed my DVD into pieces for no reason."

[Alicia picks up the DVD remote, presses eject, takes out a Handy Manny DVD, puts it back in its case and switches off both the TV and the DVD player]

Teddy: "Madagascar 2 sucks."

Sherman: "So does Apollo 18."

Bryce: "F*** those movies!"

Alicia: "That's it! You're all going to the Naughty Pit!"

[Alicia carries Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman to their particular Naughty Pit]

Alicia: "You have been placed here because you smashed your older siblings' DVDs into pieces, attacked your older siblings with Manu's property, and harrassed them about watching Handy Manny. Now stay there for not 3 minutes, but 9 minutes. In addition to that, ALL of your Handy Manny stuff are in toy jail."

Teddy: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Alicia: "No, you cannot because you misbehaved. You will not be watching that for 2 weeks."

Teddy: "But we wanna watch Handy Manny! PLEASE!!!!"

[Alicia calmly walks away, leaving the triplets in the Naughty Pit]

9 minutes later

Alicia: "You have been placed here because you smashed you older siblings' DVDs into pieces, and attacked your older sibling with Manu's property. I want you to say you're sorry."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "NO! IT'S ALL OF YOUR FAULT AND IT'S OUR SIBLINGS' FAULT TOO!"

Alicia: "Then you can stay there for another 9 minutes for speaking back to me and refusing to apologize."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "WE'RE NOT GONNA!"

Alicia: "Yes you will!"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "F*** OFF!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman run out of the Naughty Pit]

[Helen and Haley get their phones and purchase their specific DVDs]

18 minutes later

Bryce: "IT'S OUR SIBLINGS' FAULT, SO THEY SHOULD GO IN THE NAUGHTY PITS INSTEAD!"

Teddy: "YEAH!"

Bryce: "WE WON'T SAY SORRY!"

Sherman: "THEY GO IN WHEN WE SAY SO!"

Teddy: "Because they..."

Bryce: "DESERVE IT!"

Jo: "Alicia, the boys have 15 minutes until you are scheduled to take them to the car."

Bryce: "NO!"

Alicia: "RIGHT! Come on, boys, it's time for preschool!"

Jo: "Come on, or you'll be late!"

[Alicia takes the boys by the hands and the 4 get into the car]

[Alicia starts the car and takes the boys to preschool]

[Cut to: Helen, Kristin and Haley help Manu, Leanne and Bridie get ready for school]

Jo: "Good job, Mom."

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny..."

PM Afternoon
[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman flip Alicia off]

Alicia: "No Handy Manny for a month!"

Sherman: "You're serious."

Alicia: "I'm dead serious. I heard what happened at preschool today from your teacher, Miss Quincy, on the phone. You have been bullying your peers and you were throwing chairs at the assistant teacher Mrs Prunella and messed up children's snacks during snack time."

Teddy: "WE HATE YOU!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING, BUT AN UGLY, FAT B****! WE WANT HANDY MANNY BACK NOW!"

Alicia: "IF YOU THREE DON'T STOP THIS F***ING BEHAVIOR, YOU WILL ALL BE GOING TO BED EARLY AND THERE WILL BE NO HANDY MANNY FOR 2 MONTHS!!!"

Jo: "Mom was getting really angry with the triplets, so I decided to step in."

Jo: "Stop that behavior right now, all three of you. If you call your mommy another bad name, you will be going to bed earlier and Handy Manny will be gone for 3 months."

Bryce: "WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS!"

PM Evening
Jo: "Later on, Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman were asking if they wanted Macaroni and Cheese."

Teddy: "Can we have Macaroni and Cheese for dinner, Mommy?"

Alicia: "Not tonight, Teddy. We're having salmon and broccoli tonight."

Teddy: "WE WANT MACARONI AND CHEESE!

Sherman: "WE WANT IT NOW!"

Bryce: "GIVE IT TO US!"

Alicia: "Not tonight, I said. You are having salmon and broccoli, not macaroni and cheese tonight. That's our final choice."

Teddy: "Salmon and broccoli taste like s***!"

Alicia: "How do you know? You never even tried those foods!"

Teddy: "So? We love macaroni and cheese. It's good. It's got calcium!"

Alicia: "Well, maybe another night, we'll have it, okay? I realized that it's unhealthy. So for tonight, you three will have to try something healthier."

[Teddy throws a plate at Alicia, which hits her in the face]

[Sherman throws a plate at Kristin]

[Bryce throws a plate at Helen]

[Teddy throws a glass at Leanne]

[Sherman throws a glass at Bridie]

[Bryce throws a glass at Leighton]

[Teddy throws a dinner mat at Shelby]

[Sherman throws a dinner mat at Haley]

[Bryce throws a dinner mat at Manu]

Jo: "The triplets' tantrum was epic. It just lasted until it was time to go to bed."

Sherman: "SHELBY IS A STUPID F***ING UGLY GINGER BABY AND KRISTIN IS A MOTHERF***ING FOUR-EYED NERD!!!!!!"

Kristin: " "

Teddy: "LEANNE IS A "

Bryce: "HELEN IS A BALD SL**!!!!"

Teddy: "HALEY IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING B****!"

Sherman: "BRIDIE IS A F***ING STUPID UGLY AUSTRALIAN BEAVER!!!!"

Teddy: "MOMMY IS AN UGLY, MEAN, OLD, FAT B****!!!!"

[Alicia loses it]

Alicia: "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!! I'M SO F***ING SICK OF YOU TRIPLETS MISBEHAVING, MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! YOU WANT TO WATCH HANDY F***ING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS F***ING DO IT!!!! BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A S***!"

[Alicia runs into her bedroom in tears]

Jo: "Alicia, what are you crying for?"

Alicia: [sniffs and feels very nervous] "It's because the boys are making fun of my weight, calls me terrible names and they want to watch Handy Manny." [crying and bawling her eyes out]

Jo: "Alicia, you are letting them step all over you and they are winning. You are in charge, not them! You need to let them know that you are in control of this situation, not them. Now pull yourself together."

Alicia: [stops crying, still feels anxious] "You're dead right, Jo. I really should get a hold of myself and I thank you for critizing me."

Jo: "No, no, no. I don't mean it like that."

Teddy: "NOW WE WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

[Teddy goes into Alicia's facebook account, and types in, "Mommy is a tubby, fat whiny b**** because she likes to cry! She will cry every day!" and publishes it]

[Teddy replaces Alicia's facebook picture with a crying baby]

[Teddy goes into Serghei's facebook account, and types in, "Daddy just got cryerrolled!"]

[Teddy replaces Serghei's facebook picture with a "You Just Got Cryerrolled!" picture]

Jo: "Teddy, we do not mess up our mommy and daddy's FaceBook profiles."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: (sneering) "We don't care."

[Jo raises her voice]

Jo: "I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT REPLACE AVATARS ESPECIALLY WITH UNACCEPTABLE ONES OR TYPING MEAN THINGS ON THE COMPUTER! NOW YOU WON'T WATCH HANDY MANNY FOR THREE MONTHS! IF ALL OF YOU DON'T STOP THIS NONSENSE, YOU WILL BE IN YOUR OWN NAUGHTY PITS AND YOUR TOYS WILL BE ALL GONE!"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Well, Jo-Jo, it's now your fault too because you made us not watch Handy Manny!"

Jo: "Right! Your Handy Manny coloring books are gone also!"

[Jo confiscates the Handy Manny coloring books]

Sherman: "NO!"

Teddy: "NOT OUR COLORING BOOKS!"

Bryce: "GIVE THEM BACK TO US!"

Jo: "You will if you're well-behaved tonight. We will have to wait and see."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "WE DON'T WANT TO EAT OUR DINNER! THEY ARE TERRIBLE AND AWFUL ANYWAY! THERE'S BETTER FOOD TO EAT THAN THAT STUPID F***ING SALMON AND THAT (long-bleep) BROCCOLI ANYWAY!""

[Teddy kicks Jo]

Jo: "Teddy, you don't kick Jo-Jo. That's not nice!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman run off to Alicia's room where Alicia is crying to bite Alicia's arms and flip Alicia off]

Alicia: (wailing) "I HATE MY LIFE!!!"

Jo: "Oh, dear."

Jo: "I can't believe those triplets just gave their mother the finger; it's just disgusting! And then all of a sudden, Dad threatened to restrain the triplets."

[Serghei arrives home from work]

Serghei: "Don't make me restrain all of you!"

[A few minutes later, Teddy, Bryce and Sherman are restrained]

Teddy: "Mmmmph!" (Translates to: "Let us go!")

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Shelby's birthday celebration ends in sheer chaos and disaster..."

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman pop the balloons]

[Sherman throws cupcakes at the guests]

[Bryce eats the whole birthday cake]

Jo: "Boys, that is enough!"

[Teddy gobbles up all the cookies]

[Shelby cries]

Announcer: "...leaving Shelby crying at her party..."

Alicia: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman! Sit down in the Naughty Pits!"

Announcer: "...and Mom dishing out the discipline..."

Alicia: "Stay there for 3 minutes."

Announcer: "...but will they apologize?"

Jo: "The reason why you've been placed here is because you've ruined your niece's birthday party for her and everybody when she wanted what was best for her."

Announcer: "...When Supernanny returns."

The triplets epic tantrum (Part 2)
Teddy: "Mmmph!" (translates to: "Let us go!!!")

Sherman: "Mmmph!" (translates to: "Or you'll be...")

Bryce: "Mmmph!" (translates to: "SORRY!!!")

Jo: "Dad finally restrained the kids from their tantrum. But I wanted to know if it actually worked."

Bryce: "Sorry."

Sherman: "I'm sorry."

Teddy: "Sorry."

Alicia: "Thank you."

[Alicia and the triplet boys give each other hugs and kisses]

Jo: "Let's move on now."

Mommy and Me
Jo: "Alicia needs to learn how to spend quality time with her kids and have fun with them, so I brought in the 'Mommy and Me' box. Bridie, Leanne and Helen were at a local church youth group, Kristin was taking Shelby out for a walk around the neighborhood, and Dad had to do a double shift at work that day."

Alicia: "I never thought that spending time with my boys would help me get to know them better. In fact, being a parent is such a stressful job, especially when you have triplets."

[Jo pulls out one of the interactive games]

Jo: "Perhaps this 'Mommy and Me' technique will give you an opportunity to get to know each other better, an opportunity to re-connect with your children."

[Now Leighton, Haley, Manu and the triplets are in the kitchen, sitting at the newspaper-covered table]

[Alicia provides Manu, Haley, Bryce, Teddy, Sherman and Leighton some clay to make sculptures]

Jo: Also, children need to be kids, to breathe, to have sticky fingers."

Alicia: "Let's roll the clay like this, Leighton."

[Leighton rolls the clay]

[Manu rolls the clay]

Haley: "Look, I'm finished! I made an alligator sculpture."

Alicia: "Very good job, Haley."

[Teddy rolls the clay]

Jo: "Then all of a sudden, one of the triplets ruined Leighton's Bulbasaur sculpture."

[Bryce smashes Leighton's Bulbasaur sculpture with a hammer]

Alicia: "Oh, no. What happened to your nice sculpture, sweetie?"

[Leighton is seen crying]

Leighton: (sobbing) "My Bulbasaur was smashed to smithereens by my mean little brother..."

Alicia: "Bryce, sit on this pit this instant. You have been placed here because you have destroyed Leighton's sculpture. That was not very nice. Now you must stay here until your 3 minutes are over. Am I understood?"

White Sheets and Circus Reward Chart
Jo: "Today, I'm introducing the White Sheets and the Circus Reward Chart."

Alicia: "What is the purpose for the White Sheets, Jo?"

Jo: "That's a good question. This technique is very important because you never disallowed the triplets to touch, use or go. When they see a white sheet, it means, just for them, not touchable. No touch, no use and no go. If they touch, use or go, then there will be consequences for them."

[Alicia takes the white sheets, goes upstairs and ties the white sheets around Haley's bedroom doorknob, Helen's bedroom doorknob, Manu's bedroom doorknob, Bridie's bedroom doorknob, Leanne's bedroom doorknob, Kristin's bedroom doorknob and Shelby's bedroom doorknob, places a white sheet over Manu's diamond collection, places and a white sheet over Manu's dinosaur bone on the dresser]

[Alicia goes downstairs and places a white sheet over her computer]

Alicia: "Sounds great. Boys, come downstairs for a minute. Jo-Jo and I'd like a word with you, please."

[Bryce, Teddy and Sherman come downstairs]

Bryce: "Yes, Mummy?"

Jo: "When you three see the white sheet, this means, just for you, not touchable."

Alicia: "No touch, no use, and no go, or else I will put you straight into the Naughty Pit--no warning, understood?"

Jo: "So far, so good, Alicia. Let's move onto the Circus Reward Chart, shall we?"

[Jo gathers the kids into the living room and presents the Circus Reward Chart]

Jo: "Everyone, this is the Circus Reward Chart. You are all going to be clowns being shot out of your own cannon to your trapeze."

[Jo shows pictures of the children's faces dressed as clowns]

[Shelby looks on, puzzled]

Teddy: "What, are they clowns?"

Jo: "They are cute little clowns. Tell you what. It's Teddy the Clown! Yes, Teddy the Clown!"

[Teddy giggles]

Jo: "When you show mommy and daddy that you behave yourselves, you're gonna move one space until you reach the trapeze. When you finally reach the trapeze, you get to do something you want to do. Does that sound good?"

Teddy: "Yeah!"

Sherman: "Of course!"

Bryce: "Good idea."

Shelby's 2nd Birthday
Jo: "The next day was Shelby's 2nd birthday. Serghei and Alicia invited their granddaughter's friends from Gymboree and daycare to an Enchanted Unicorn-themed party. Kristin arranged the refreshments, the decorations, and everything needed for the party before the guests arrived while her parents set up the party games."

[Shelby is wearing an Enchaned Unicorn T-Shirt]

Kristin: "What do you think, mom? Doesn't she look cute?"

Alicia: "Oh, Kristin. She looks adorable!"

[Serghei takes a picture of Shelby]

Serghei: "We've got Pin the Horn on the Unicorn, the Enchanted Unicorn piñata, the birthday banner, stuff for the tableware, we've ordered the cake one week in advance, the foil balloons, the favors, and the presents."

[Haley and Bridie are setting up their face painting stall]

[Helen puts up the Pin the Horn on the Unicorn picture]

Alicia: "Come on Bryce, Teddy, and Sherman. It's time for Shelby's birthday party; let's all have fun!"

Kristin: "Shelby and her party guests colored their unicorn coloring pages, decorated their own crowns, made their own unicorns, searched for the Unicorn's treasure and they decorated their own treasure box. They played games like Horse Horse Unicorn, Rainbow Scavenger Hunt, Rainbow Unicorn Tag, Pin the Horn on the Unicorn and Catch the Unicorn's Tail. They had so much fun!"

Kristin: "Would you and your friends care for some rainbow punch?"

[Haley and Bridie are running a face painting stall]

[Bridie is painting Leighton's face as a ]

[Haley is painting ]

[Kristin looks at Leighton's painted face]

Kristin: "That was fantastic, well done Bridie!"

Bridie: " "

Alicia: "And Leighton, what do you say to Bridie for painting your face?"

Leighton: "Thank you Bridie."

Bridie: "You're welcome."

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, the triplets poured the rainbow punch all over Alicia. And she lost her cool."

[Teddy gobbles up all the cookies]

[Sherman eats up all the cupcakes]

[The triplets pour the rainbow punch over Alicia's head]

Alicia: "DON'T DO THAT!"

[Teddy shoves the cake in Alicia's face]

Kristin: "THEODORE MARTIN LANGBROEK, SHERMAN GLENN LANGBROEK AND BRYCE SHERMIE LANGBROEK!"

Kristin: "I was really upset and rather annoyed that the triplets were ruining Shelby's party so I decided to put them in their respective Naughty Pits."

Kristin: "Also, you're each going down one space on your circus chart."

[cut to: back to the party]

[We see children playing rainbow scavenger hunt]

[Manu and Leighton are searching for one of the clues]

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman pop the balloons]

[Sherman throws cupcakes at the guests]

[Bryce eats the whole birthday cake]

Jo: "Boys, that is enough!"

[Teddy gobbles up all the cookies]

[Shelby cries]

[The guests escape to their respective cars]

Kristin: "Wait, come back! Her party's not over yet!"

Serghei: "Well, Kristin, since the boys ruined the party, I guess it is."

[The guests drive away from the party]

Alicia: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman! Sit down in the Naughty Pits!"

Jo: "The reason why you've been placed here is because you've ruined your niece's birthday party for her and everybody when she wanted what was best for her."

[Jo, Alicia and Kristin walk away from the triplets]

[Kristin confiscates the triplets' ]

[Alicia moves down one space ]

The triplets VS the Babysitter
Jo: "Later on, Helen was going out to look for a job interview at a local hospital, Alicia was going to go meet her personal workout trainer at a local fitness gym and she got a babysitter who is named Ashlyn to look after the kids during their absence."

Ashlyn: "I am in charge, all of you, OK? You be good while I am in charge."

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman watch Handy Manny on TV]

Ashlyn: "Okay, you only have one hour of TV time, and when the timer on the kitchen stove goes off, that means your TV time is over. Deal?"

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman ignore her and continue watching Handy Manny]

1 hour later

[The timer on the kitchen stove goes off]

Ashlyn: "Okay, guys. TV time is over, so let's turn the TV off and find something else to do, OK?"

Teddy: "You're not your mother!"

Sherman: "So, you can't tell us..."

Bryce: "What to do!" (hides the remote so Ashlyn can't turn it off)

Ashlyn [smirks]: "Oh, really?"

[Ashlyn reaches for the POWER button on the TV and switches the TV off]

Ashlyn: "Your mom says when TV time is over, that means it's time for you to go find something else to do, like go read a book, play outside, or something."

[Teddy smacks Ashlyn in the face with the remote, causing her nose to bleed]

Ashlyn: "Ow! Hey, you don't do that, Teddy! That is not nice."

[Ashlyn goes and puts Shelby down for a nap]

[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce continue watching Handy Manny]

Ashlyn: "Hey, your TV time is over, so let's turn the TV off."

[Ashlyn switches the TV back off]

Sherman: "IT'S OVER ONLY WHEN WE SAY SO!!!"

[Ashlyn storms off in defeat]

[Ashlyn's cell phone rings]

Ashlyn: "Hello?"

Caller: (talking gibberish)

Ashlyn: "Mom, I'm in the middle of a baby-sitting job."

[Sherman and Bryce raid the fridge and spray tomato sauce in Ashlyn's face]

Ashlyn: "Hey! I just got a facial this afternoon at the spa!"

Bryce: "SHUT THE F*** UP, MEAN GIRL!!!!"

[After Handy Manny is over, Teddy puts a spider in Ashlyn's drink]

[Ashlyn shrieks in terror]

Ashlyn: "SPIDER!!! EEK!!!!"

[Teddy releases some ants and beetles]

Teddy: "Boys, let's soak her!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman pull out a garden hose and work together squirting Ashlyn]

Ashlyn: "Oh no, my new blouse! I got it for my last birthday..."

Cut to:

[After a Job interview is done, Helen gets the job]

Helen: "Oh, thank you very much. You won't be disappointed."

Jo: "I'm so proud that you got the job, Helen."

Helen: "Thanks, Jo."

Cut to:

[Alicia and Serghei return home]

Ashlyn: "Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Langbroek! Thank god you came back!"

[Ashlyn breaks down crying]

Ashlyn: "The triplets are just too much for me to handle!!!!"

Alicia: "What do you mean?"

Ashlyn: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman were watching Handy Manny the whole length while you were gone! That's right, they disobeyed me! They blurted out 'You're not my mother! So you can't tell us what you do!' right towards me and made my nose bleed by smacking me with the remote! They blurted out 'IT'S OVER ONLY WHEN WE SAY SO!' right towards me and sprayed tomato sauce right in my face. They also put a spider in my drink and threw water balloons that also have bugs in them, they attacked and pinched Shelby...Oh....it was terrible! I was trying so hard, but I did not do well enough!"

[Ashlyn resumes breaking down crying]

[Jo tries to comfort Ashlyn]

Jo: "It's OK, we know that you weren't the one behind all of this."

Alicia: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman. You mind telling me what you did?"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "We took a nap in our bedroom, we did nothing bad."

Alicia: "And...this?"

[Alicia holds out a list of all the incidents written down by Ashlyn during Alicia and Serghei's absence]

Teddy, Bryce and Sherman: "SHE'S A LIAR!!! SHE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT MEAN TO US!"

Serghei: "Don't make me restrain you!"

After 3 minutes in time-out

Teddy: "Sorry, Ashlyn."

Sherman: "I'm sorry, Ashlyn."

Bryce: "I'm sorry."

Ashlyn: "Thank you. I accept your apologies, I will not tolerate this behavior anymore, understand?"

Teddy: "Yes, ma'am."

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman hug Ashlyn]

Alicia: "I am sorry that all of this happened, Ashlyn. I promise you, it will not happen again."

Ashlyn: "I certainly hope not."

Reinforcements
3 minutes later

Alicia: "Say you're sorry, boys. All of you, please."

Bryce: "I'm sorry Mommy,"

Alicia: "Apology accepted. Thank you very much."

[Alicia hugs Bryce]

Sherman: "I'm sorry too."

Alicia: "Thank you so much."

Teddy: "I'm sorry. Sherman, Bryce and I will never misbehave again. Ever."

Alicia: "That's good."

Time for Jo to Go
Alicia: "Since Jo left, I learned to show more compassion and love to my beautiful children."