Remano Family Meeting Friends

The Treehouses
[Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, and Orla are in their treehouses with signs that say "NO POOPY-BUTTS ALLOWED" and others that say "NO BALDIES ALLOWED", "NO REM FANS ALLOWED", "NO GAMERS ALLOWED", "NO PEOPLE WITH GLASSES ALLOWED", "NO MEXICANS ALLOWED", and "NO OVERWEIGHTS ALLOWED"]

Hugo: "Children, it's time to go to church!"

Jose: "This is our treehouse!"

Rowan: "You can't come in!"

Orla: "Club rules: no baldies allowed, no poopy-butts allowed, no ppl with glasses allowed, no Mexicans allowed, and no overweights allowed!"

Meghann: "GO AWAY AND SHUT UP OR YOU'LL BE..."

Bryce: "SORRY!"

Sam: "So (bleep) OFF..."

Joshua: "NOOOOWWW!!!!!!!"

Hugo: "I am not happy with your attitude. I will be forced to burn your treehouse down if you keep it up. Now come out of there, put your church clothes on, get in the van, and let's go to church."

[The children mumble, reluctantly coming out of their treehouse and put on their special church clothes and get into the van]

[The van drives off and the family goes to church]

At Church
Orla: "I WANT DANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!"

Meghann: "ARE....WE...GOING...HOME...YET?!?!?!"

Hugo: "Hush, not so loud, Meghann."

Bryce: (screeching at the top of his lungs) "HI THERE (bleep)ING FATSOES YOU (bleep)ING PIECES OF (bleep)!"

Minister: "Young man, this behavior will not be tolerated in this church."

Meghann: "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, GRANDDAD!"

Minister: 'We do not tolerate that behavior either."

Meghann: "SHUT UP!"

Minister: "That is enough."

Orla: "SHUT UP, SMELLY!"

[Meghann punches Minister in the testicles]

Bruna: "Meghann Trina Remano!"

[Bryce kicks Minister in the shin]

Hugo: "Bryce Timothy Remano!"

[Orla ]

Katarina: "Orla Patricia Remano!"

Aftermath
Hugo: "You're lucky that minister's okay, missy. You do not treat him like this. For your actions, you must write an essay about the errors of your ways. You will also write letters of apologies."

Meghann: "NEVER!"

Bruna: "Meghann Trina Remano, get a paper and pencil and get started!"

Meghann: "Fine..."

Katarina: "You too, the rest of you! Come on."

[The seven kids start writing letters of apologies]

[Rowan's message says "I'm sorry NOT! As if!"]

[Joshua's message reads "Grapefruits, I am not sorry!"]

[Sam's message reads "(bleep) OFF! I AIN'T SORRY!"]

[Meghann's message reads "Sorry NOT!"]

[Bryce's message reads "I am not sorry, Mexico!"]

[Jose's message reads "I'm not sorry!"]

[Orla's message reads "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep) cause I am not sorry!"]

Bruna: "Since you cannot give an apology, you will be given extra chores for a week,"

[Meghann and Orla aggressively attack Bruna]

[Bryce and Jose aggressively attack Hugo]

[Rowan, Sam and Joshua aggressively attack Katarina]

Katarina: "NO, NOT MY WOMB!"