Arnold Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight, on Ultimate Supernanny...

Bob: MY HOUSE! MY RULES!

Announcer: Joyce goes to Dayton, Ohio to visit a widowed paralyzed man whose wife died from bile duct cancer...

James: My father pushed me...d-d-down the stairs...

Announcer: And his overly religious zealot father.

Bob: MY HOUSE MY RULES!

Announcer: While he had four kids, he now lives with his wife's sister and her five children.

James: I have one who has dwarfism, one is blind and the other is deaf.

Announcer: His kids consists of a girl with dwarfism, a deaf boy and a blind girl.

Cyndi-Natalya: Hey, you're just like me except I only stand up and walk.

Announcer: But the youngest is greedy...

[Zach eats all of the Oreo cookies]

Diane: ZACH!

Announcer: He plays violent video games...

[Zach plays Call of Duty]

Announcer: Refuses to do homework

Zach: THIS IS SO BORING!

Announcer: Screams...

[Zach screams]

Announcer: Swears...

Zach: (bleep) YOU!

Announcer: And bites.

[Zach bites Enid]

Announcer: He even steals other people's things.

[Zach steals Peter's Call of Duty game]

Announcer: And wants things in return.

Zach: I WANT TO WATCH PAW PATROL!

A.J.: You have to wait!

Announcer: Can Joyce stop this madness?

Zach: I HATE YOU (bleep)!

Submission reel
[A few shots of Dayton, Ohio was shown as it cuts to Joyce on her taxi]

Joyce: I am here at Dayton, Ohio to help a family with the youngest being greedy. Let's take a look.

[We see a paralyzed man on his wheelchair and a woman sitting on her couch]

'''Diane: I am Diane Arnold. I am 37 years old. I am Gloria's sister.

James: I am James Arnold. I am 39. My wife Gloria Sr. died from bile dust cancer so Diane is her sister. I live with my dad Bob he is 69. He is a religious zealot who finds things like Harry Potter, socks with sandals and LGBT sinful. He pushed me down the stairs and I was paralyzed.

Diane: I have five kids. Tobias and Amanda Janet, or better to be known as A.J. who are 16½, Oona who is 14, Enid is 9 and Myra is 5.

James: And I have four kids, Gloria Jr. is 15, Peter is 13, Cyndi-Natalya is 11 and Zach is 7. Peter is deaf when he was 6 and Cyndi-Natalya went blind when she was 5. She loved reading brailles and listening to music. She loves listening to audiobooks.

Diane: Tobias and A.J. are twins.

James: Gloria Jr. was born with dwarfism so she can walk despite that she was on her wheelchair. She likes to stand up and walk. My youngest son Zach is very greedy and loves to steal.'''

[Zach steals Peter's chicken nuggets and eats them]

James: He screams.

[Zach screams]

James: Bites.

[Zach bites Oona]

Oona: Ouch! Zach!

Observation begins
[Joyce heads to a house and knocks on the door]

[Diane opens it]

Joyce: Why hello.

Diane: Hi, I am Diane.

Joyce: I'm Joyce, nice to see you.

Diane: Nice to see you too. come on in.

Joyce: Okay.

[Joyce comes in to see the kids watching TV]