Arebad - Georgia Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Tonight on Supernanny...

''Ola Smith travels to Alabama to help out a family. Their names are extremely inappropriate and they act out towards minority families.''

Worse, Haden and Kendra really despise the household's ridiculous rules and want out!

Can Ola stop this family from being bad?

Submission Reel
Ola: I'm in Florence, Alabama to visit another family. Let's see what happened.

David: Hello. I'm David.

Sarah: And I'm Sarah.

David: And we have six children. Haden is 18, Kendra is 16, Yugi is 13, George is 11, Wendell is 7, and Sally is 3.

Ola: That's a lot of kids!

Sarah: Our actual names are pretty long and... kinda problematic. But we like our names.

David: I'm Allfuckinggayasskids Arebad, and my wife's name is Iespeciallyhaten***ersandf***otswho Arebad.

Sarah: Haden's real name is Trumplovesyou, Kendra's real name is Allblackn***ersshoulddie, Yugi's real name is AllillegalimmigrantsmustbegassedliketheHolocaust, George's real name is Whitepowerisbestpower, Wendell's real name is Muhammoddid911andallhisfollowersmustbeexecutedlikethepiggyloserstheyare, and Sally's real name is EverysnowflakewholivesinCaliforniawilldiewhenJesusreturns.

Ola: How did you get those names approved?! That's ridiculous!

David: We are a self-admitted white supremacist supported family. We despise minorities from n***ers, kikes, wops and greasers.

Sarah: We also enjoy harassing those jackasses in our spare time. The kids love it!

Ola: Please tell me you're joking...

David: The reason we called you is because Haden and Kendra are rebelling against our rules.

Sarah: They say everyone deserves respect, regardless of their race. We think that's bullshit, because they're destroying the white people with their liberal policies and encouraging boys and men to be all feminine and shit! We hate them so much, I just wanna send them all to Auschwitz and torture them so hard they will be broken beyond belief!

Ola: I think these parents need to be sent to a mental hospital. I've never met parents that are this racist and bigot at all!

David: Supernanny, please come to us and make Haden and Kendra respect us.

Ola: I'm coming to your house, but not for the reason you think!

Observation Begins
(Ola enters the house)

David: You must be Supernanny, right?

Ola: Yes. I'm Ola Smith.

Sarah: About time! Kids! Get in here!

(The kids walk to the front door)

David: Ola, this is Haden, Kendra, Yugi, George, Wendell, and Sally.

Sarah: Kids, this is our nanny.

Ola: Hello! I am here to observe your family to see what issues need to be fixed.

David and Sarah: Okay.

(The observation officially begins at this point)

Ola: Right after we met, I see Yugi and George getting guns.

Ola: What are you doing with those?

Yugi: I see this dyke couple walking by.

George: We're gonna kill them!

Ola: No! That is not very nice!

Yugi: Calm your tits down, woman! They're only blanks.

George: We're gonna scare the shit outta these Obama loving lizards!

Ola: Judging by the language they spoke, they must've heard that a lot.

(Yugi and George then shoot at the couple, causing them to panic and run away)

David: (running out) What in the world was that?

Yugi: We were shooting up some dykes!

George: You should've saw the look in their faces! Those f*gtards got rekt!

David: That's great! The only thing that could've made it better is if you used real bullets!

Ola: Worse, the dad praised the kids for shooting at them!

(Ola goes to Sarah to confront her about this)

Ola: Why are you allowing this to happen?

Sarah: We hate minorities. Only straight white people are the best. If we see a minority coming at us, we leave them destroyed!

Ola: But that is ridiculous! You teach them to love people, not hate certain people!

Sarah: What do you want us to do? Love Nazis? Oh wait, we're pretty much Nazis because we think White Power is Best Power!

'''Ola: I cannot believe their ideology. I can't imagine what those kids would've done to that couple without my presence...'''

Haden and Kendra protest on the bigotry
Haden: Mom, dad, can we go eat out at the new chicken place?

David: No! There are too many n***ers there!

Kendra: Dad! We told you not to say that!

Sarah: Oh I'm sorry, did we offend you liberals?

David; Stop acting like soy sissies and man up! God did not create the human race just so they can support the #MeToo movement and support gun control activists that just wanna erase away the 2nd Amendment!

Haden: Then you wonder why we hate you! Let's go Kendra!

(Haden and Kendra run away from the house)

Ola: I catched up to the two to talk about their opinions on the family.

Haden: I love my family, but not when they're acting this bad!

Kendra: It wasn't like this. We used to be an amazing family, but when I was 10, they began the racist start. It started off mild, but it eventually escalated into a major bigot issue!

Ola: Do you know if they work for the KKK?

Haden: They never say they do, but me and Kendra have a very high suspicion that they do.

Kendra: I can't believe that my younger siblings support this. They are pretty much my parent's yesmen.

Ola: Don't worry. I am here to get your help.

Observation continues
Sarah: Today kids we're gonna watch The Great Whites!

Sally: I love that show!

George: Let's go!

Ola: What is that show?

Sarah: You'll see!

(The show opens up with Cuban immigrants taking a small boat to land on the shore of Florida)

Cuban Dad: Ok niños, estamos aquí. (Translation: Okay, kids, we're here.)

Cuban Mom: Ahora que estamos en Estados Unidos, ¡no más dictadura brutal! (Now that we're in America, no more brutal dictatorship!)

Cuban Son: ¡Ahora puedo obtener los últimos juegos sin tener que jugar los malos juegos de Super Nintendo! (Now I can get the latest games without having to play the bad Super Nintendo games!)

Cuban Daughter: ¡Y puedo ser una mujer fuerte e independiente y no tener que vivir en la cocina como mamá! (And I can be a strong, independent woman and not have to live in the kitchen like mamma!)

(Suddenly, Border Patrol comes to arrest the family)

Border Patrol: You're coming with us, b****rs!

Cuban Dad: ¡Oh no! (Oh no!)

Cuban Mom: Por favor, no tome a nuestras hijas! (Please, don't take our children!)

(The family is separated. We see the kids being sent to a concentration camp)

Prison Guards: Let's beat up those loser kids!

(The prison guards beat up the kids)

Cuban Son: ¡¡¡NO!!! ¡¡¡DETENER!!! ¡¡¡MAMÁ!!! ¡¡¡PAPI!!! (NO!!! STOP!!! MOMMY!!! DADDY!!!)

Cuban Daughter: ¡ESTO NO ES LO QUE TENÍA EN CUENTA CUANDO PENSÉ EN AMÉRICA! (THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHEN I THOUGHT OF AMERICA!!!)

(We then cut to the parents being surrounded by KKK members)

KKK Leader: Remember kids, if you see a b****r walking, they are most likely an illegal immigrant! Report them to ICE immediately! We also recommend you say that they are drug dealing and are armed, so they are much more likely to be shot by the bold white men! Now let's send these b*****s where they belong!

(The Cuban parents are thrown in a burning pit, where they burn to death)

KKK Leaders: Bye bye, losers!

(The episode ends here)

Ola: I could not believe what I just saw.

Ola: Are you sure this is safe to show to children?

David: Yeah! We love it!

Sarah: There is nothing wrong with educating kids on how horrible minorities are!

Ola: Did you kids liked it?

Yugi: Yeah! It was awesome!

Sally: I liked the part where the mommy and daddy burned to death!

Ola: This is unbelievable...

Haden: Ola, I hate The Great Whites! They are such evil white supremacists like my family!

Kendra: Me too! They are such racist people!

Ola: Don't worry, your family may be racist white supremacists, but you two are not like them.

Haden: Alrighty then.

Wendell gets locked up
Wendell: FUCKING HELL!!!

(Wendell kicks the TV)

David: HEY!!! DON'T YOU KICK THAT FUCKING TV!!!

Wendell: PISS OFF, ASSHOLE!!!

Ola: I didn't like Wendell acting up, but dad took it way too far!

(David snatches Wendell and drags him to the basement)

David: STAY IN THERE WITH THE SNOWFLAKES!!!

(David locks the door)

Wendell: (banging the door) LET ME OUT!!! I DON'T WANT THE N***ERS TO GET ME!!!

David: TOO BAD!!!

(7 minutes later...)

David: I put you there because you kicked the TV and cursed at me. What do you say?

Wendell: Sorry.

David: Thank you. Me and my wife don't want you to be like those crazy n***ers down there.

Ola: At that point, I had to walk out.

Ola: These parents are some of the worst parents I've met! How do they sleep well knowing they're teaching their kids to be racist?!

(Ola begins to cry)

Ola: This is the first time in the series where I actually cried.

Ola: (wiping tears) I'm gonna have to end the observation here. I just can't wait to confront these parents.

[Haden and Kendra walk in]

Haden: Hey, Ola.

Kendra: What's wrong?

Ola: I am afraid that I might fail.

Haden: Aw, it's okay.

Kendra: Yeah, I hope they teach a lesson about hating on people of color.

Family Meeting
Ola: You know, over the course of my years as a nanny, I've met plenty of bad parents. Parents that are neglectful, abusive, unaware, and more. But you... you all have got to be... the most disgraceful parents, the most awful parents, the most disgusting, nasty parents, the most dreadful parents, the most appalling parents, the most atrocious parents, the most horrendous parents, the most shameful parents, the most deplorable parents, the most degrading parents, the most dishonorable parents, and the absolute worst parents ever.

David: You say all of these "the mosts", but why is that?

Ola: Why? You are all literal racists! You are white supremacists!

Sarah: Okay, and? There's nothing wrong with supporting white power and white rights. All of these n***ers and f***ots keep on taking away the rights of the whites, and we've had it!

David: They deserve every form of pain we give them!

Ola: No, they don't! You're living just like it's the 1800s! And that's not considering the fact that you spread your beliefs on your children!

Sarah: We don't want our children to grow up with those disgusting creatures! If I found out my daughter was dating a n***er boy, I would disown her!

David: I would do the same if my children were dating greasers, kikes, wops, and more!

Ola: Do you hear yourselves? You are so bigot with other races, you don't even know what love really is!

David: Look, snowflake, we brought you in our house to fix Haden and Kendra. If you're not gonna do that, then leave!

Ola: No, because this isn't a children's problem anymore. This is a parent's problem!

Sarah: Well if you're gonna blame us for these kids problems, that's bullshit! They're the ones who chose to act like this!

Ola: We are not going to argue here. Your family is being ruled by bigoted, outdated rules, and I'm here to fix it!

David: If your idea is to make us love n***ers, then you have a long way to go!

Family Rules
Ola: After the family meeting, it's time to get this family on track!

Ola: These are the new rules. Everyone will have to follow them.

Haden: Awesome!

Kendra: Cool.

David: Are the rules teaching children to spit at c***ks?

Ola: No! And that's the first rule! No more using derogatory nicknames! You don't address African Americans as the n word, you don't address the Chinese as the c word and you don't address LGBT people as the f word!

Kendra: I like this rule.

Haden: Me too.

Sarah: Oh, that's just great! An SJW preaching about not using certain words in the English language!

David: It's not like the words will kill anyone!

Ola: I'm not going to have this debate with you two. These words are offensive to some people, and shouldn't be used at all. Second rule, no fighting.

Wendell: Does that mean no more surprise attacks?

Ola: Yes. No more surprise attacks.

Sarah: OBJECTION!!! We want to continue doing such! They deserve it!

Ola: No they don't!

'''Ola: Every rule I introduce, the parents have to object and argue. So I have to take them out and have some firm words with them.'''

David: I've said it once and we're gonna say it again. We brought you here to fix Haden and Kendra, not bring your liberal policies into our household.

Ola: I am not an SJW, and I don't agree with a lot of their views! At the same time, however, I will not support bigotry and racism! This family has problems with that, and I must fix it!

Sarah: Not like this!

Ola: Well I'm going to stay persistent with it. Whether you both like it or not, I will stand by these rules.

David: How fantastic! An SJW raiding this house with "no manspreading" and shit!

Ola: This debate is over. We are going in and we are continuing with the rules!

Haden and Kendra Befriend Ola
Haden: Ola, why did my parents thought that you are an SJW?

Ola: Because they hate POC like Blacks, Hispanic people and Asians.

Kendra: It's okay. Maybe one day they will not be racist towards POC.

Respect Everyone Technique
Ola: "You have to respect all minorities. They're people too."

David: "Yeah, sure!"

Sarah: "Those idiots are subhumans!"

Haden: Ola's right. Why do you have to be extreme bigots?"

Yugi: "Because n-words and c-words are bad!"

Reinforcement
'Ola: I have to get rid of the show The Great Whites''. It is too inappropriate for children to watch.'''

Wendell: What will we watch instead?

Ola: You can watch shows that are appropriate for your age. The younger kids can watch Disney, Nickelodeon, and Cartoon Network, while the older children can have Netflix.

David: “I disagree! I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Netflix is a platform for horrible Korean g**k dramas and that pedophile anime! I will NOT HAVE MY CHILDREN EXPOSED TO SUCH FILTH!”

David and Sally Go Too Far
Ola: "During my trip, I found something very disturbing..."

Ola: "Are those KKK outfits?"

Haden: "MOM!!! DAD!!! ARE YOU TWO IN THE KKK?!?!"

David: "Yes!"

Sarah: "And we're proud of it!"

Kendra: "Mom and Dad, this has gone way too far! We're leaving!"

Family Update
Haden: "Since Ola's visit, Mom and Dad still continue their crazy racism, but me and Kendra are living in a foster home now."

Kendra: "They are much better than David and Sally!"