Remano Family Revisited/Transcript

12 Years Ago...
[We see a sign called 12 years ago]

Sam: "(bleep) OFF! I AIN'T TURNING IT OFF!"

And now...
[Adelle screams like a banshee at the top of her lungs]

[Adelle pushes a horse]

Adelle: "I'M WATCHING PB&J OTTER, MUMMY! GO AWAY!"

Announcer: "Jo revisits the Remanos to tame a terrifying girl."

Adelle: “I HATE YOU, ROWAN!”

[Rowan puts Adelle in her room]

Announcer: "The family is not in Lincoln, NE, but Des Moines, IA."

Observation Begins
[Adelle launches a bird with a slingshot outside against the house]

[Adelle stabs a mouse with a knife]

[Adelle pulls a raccoon by the tail]

[The raccoon bites Adelle]

[Adelle bonks a rabbit on the head with a toy hammer]

Sam: "No Adelle, don't do that!!"

[Sam catches the bird, puts a plaster on the mouse, snatches the raccoon off her, and puts the rabbit away from Adelle]

Adelle: "I WANNA PLAY SLINGSHOT WITH BIRDIE! UNCLE SAM! I'M PLAYING! GO AWAY!"

Sam: "That is also dangerous, if you pulled the raccoon's tail, it might bite you, also do not bonk a rabbit on its head, that could hurt it, and don't stab the mouse with a knife, it might die, don't do that with the bird because it might get hurt if you do that, and you do not tell me to go away."

[Sam confiscates Adelle's slingshot and toy hammer]

Adelle: “I WANT MY SLINGSHOT AND MY TOY HAMMER!!!!!!, and ”F**K YOU, UNCLE SAM!!!”

Sam: “IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, ADELLE, I WILL PUT YOU IN TIME OUT!”

Adelle: “F**K YOU!!”

[Sam Puts Adelle In Time Out]

Long Time, No see
Jo: "Bruna, how are you doing?"

Bruna: "I am doing fine, thanks. We're having a family reunion."

[Meghann runs to Jo]

Meghann: "Hey Jo."

Jo: "Meghann! what a nice surprise!"

Bruna: "Meghann is also pregnant with her upcoming daughter and son."

[Bruna is cooking dinner]

Bruna: "Joshua and Sam are training to be animal doctors in college."

Sam and Joshua: "But we have one problem."

[Screaming is heard]

Sam: "Adelle."

[Adelle is trying to hurt a snowy white rabbit]

Joshua: "No, don't do that!"

Adelle: "I'M PLAYING BONK THE BUNNY!"

Joshua: "The Rabbit's name is Yin, I am planning on to give Orla her for her Quinceanera which is her 15th birthday, but I am worried that Adelle might torture Yin."

Jo: "How do you like it in Iowa?"

[Pixie runs up to Jo]

Joshua: "That's Pixie, like Yin, also gets hurt by Adelle."

Meghann: "Adelle will punch my womb, throw rocks at Pixie, bonk Yin on her head with a toy hammer which I am worried because we had to go to the vet last time because Yin fell unconscious, pull raccoons by their tails, she even killed a bird Rowan kept as a pet by launching it from a slingshot then it hit an electric wire and stabs mice and rats with knives."

Jo: "My word...."

Meghann: "Adelle is Katarina's daughter, she also has little Cheryl, who is 3 months old."

Katarina: "It is possible that Adelle might have been copying violent acts she sees in cartoons."

Jo: "How is Aidan?"

Katarina: "He is in middle school right now and he is now 11 years old. He is a straight-A student."

Jo: "Hello, Rowan!"

Rowan: "Hello, Jo, But I am Afraid that Adelle will ruin my upcoming wedding."

Naughty Platform Technique
Jo: "It wasn't long until Adelle punched Meghann's womb containing her upcoming son and daughter."

[Adelle punches Meghann's womb]

Meghann: "Ow! Adelle! please be a good cousin for your twin cousins!"

[Adelle again punches Meghann's womb]

Meghann: "Mom, Adelle punched my womb!"

Bruna: "Adelle, we do not punch people in the womb. Grandma is putting you in timeout on the Naughty Platform."

[Bruna deposits Adelle onto the Naughty Platform and confiscates her Rolie Polie Olie DVDs]

Adelle: "I HATE YOU, GRANDMA!"

Bruna: "You just lost your PB&J Otter books because you spoke back to me rudely."

Adelle: "I WANT MY PB&J OTTER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "You should've thought about it before you talked back to grandma."

Orla's 15th Birthday Party and Quinceanera
Jo: "Orla became 15 and she is having a Lady Gaga-themed birthday with all of her friends, as well as a Quinceanera."

[Orla meets up with her friends, Serena, Windy, Micca, Danielle, Yuki, Cecillia, Arlene, Sabrina, Kaitlin, and Priscilla]

[Orla is in a dress]

Orla: "Hi, guys, come in!"

Hugo: "Ohhh Orla... you grew up so fast!"

Orla "I was really really happy about turning 15."

[Orla hugs Hugo]

Orla: "I love you, Dad, this is going to be awesome."

[Lady Gaga's Poker Face is playing in the background]

Hugo: "Also we have a surprise for you."

[Joshua comes out with Yin behind his back]

Orla: "What's that Joshua?"

[Joshua shows Orla the rabbit]

Orla: "Awww, what did you call it?"

Joshua: "Yin."

Orla: "She's so cute."

[Orla takes Yin from Joshua's hands and puts it on the table]

Jo: "Then Adelle starts to ruin it."

[Adelle grabs a toy mallet, crawls up on the table, and whacks Yin on the head several times]

Adelle: "BONK THE BUNNY TIME!"

Orla: "Adelle, no! Leave my new rabbit Yin alone!"

[Adelle changes the music to Rollie Polie Olie]

Adelle: “I DID!!!!! BUT I WILL HAVE PB&J OTTER!!!!!!!”

Meghann Goes Into Labor
[Meghann is in hospital, giving birth]

Doctor: "Push Meghann, push!"

Meghann: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Jo: "Katarina booked the hospital for Meghann, it was a really bloody birth."

[Katarina comes in]

Katarina: "Meghann, you have to push."

[we see the baby's head crowning]

Doctor: "I can see the head."

Katarina: "Oh, my stars!"

Meghann: "Katarina, I'm scared!"

[Aidan comes in to help Meghann]

Aidan: "Mom, why is Meghann in labor?"

Katarina: "Because she is giving birth."

Doctor: "Just one more push!"

Meghann: "(screams louder) OH MY GOD!!!"

[we see a baby crying]

Doctor: "It's a boy!"

[the doctor handles baby A to Meghann]

Meghann: "I'll name you Brian."

Katarina: "Awwww!"

Aidan: "Wow!"

Meghann: "(feels another sharp pain in her stomach) Ooh, there's another baby coming, handle baby Brian!"

[Meghann handles baby Brian to Katarina]

[Meghann pushes harder]

Meghann: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[we see baby B crying]

Doctor: "It's a girl!"

[The doctor handles baby B to Meghann]

Meghann: "I'll name you Agatha."

Doctor: "You have to push, Meghann."

[Meghann pants as she pushes]

Aidan has to do homework
[Aidan is doing his science homework]

Katarina: "Aidan, what's wrong?"

Aidan: "I can't concentrate because of Adelle screaming and watching PB&J Otter"

Adelle: "Haha Aidan! I'm going to take your school things to the garbage can!"

[Adelle snatches Aidan's homework, case-it zipper binder, Aidan's folders, Aidan's textbooks, Aidan's notebooks, and Aidan's school supplies and puts them all in the garbage can]

[Aidan cries on Katarina]

[Adelle bites Aidan's leg]

Adelle: "SHUT UP YOU (bleep)Y OVERWEIGHT TUBBY LAZY FAT FILTHY ANIMAL! I PLACED YOUR THINGS IN THE TRASH!"

Katarina: "Right, Adelle Kimi Remano! you're going to the Naughty Platform!"

cut to:

[Meghann, Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Orla, Hugo, Bruna, Bryce, and Jose are taking a walk with Brian, Agatha, and Cheryl]

cut to:

[Katarina brings Adelle to the Naughty Platform]

Katarina: "You're in this platform for being mean, rude, and disrespectful to Aidan, giving him rude comments, disturbing him while doing homework and you threw his property to the trash can."

[Adelle flips Katarina off and gives her the middle finger]

[Katarina confiscates Adelle's PB&J Otter DVDs]

cut to:

[The seven amok runners that used to misbehave, Hugo, Bruna, and the babies are at the Liberty Science Center]

Attendant: "How many do you have mister?"

Hugo: "Everybody minus Aidan, Katarina, and Adelle."

[Meghann holds her twins]

cut to:

[Adelle smacks Katarina on the face extremely hard with a frying pan]

Katarina: "NO! YOU'VE LOST YOUR iPAD!"

Adelle: "Don't take away my stuff, dumb hag!"

[Aidan is crying about his homework]

cut to:

[Rowan runs up with his siblings to see the movie]

Bruna: "Wait! The movie didn't start yet!"

Hugo: "5 minutes, seven of you."

[Orla is playing with her iPhone]

5 minutes later

[The movie starts]

Meghann: "Lookie there, it's the Pyramid of Giza!"

cut to:

[Aidan is taking a walk to see Meghann, Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Orla, Jose, Bryce, Cheryl, Hugo, Bruna, Brian, and Agatha]

Adelle: "Sorry mummy."

Adelle VS. the babysitter
Jo: Aidan is going to visit his great grandmother, Katarina is going to rehab to see her friend's mother, Orla, Jose and Bryce are going to school, Rowan, Sam, Joshua, and Meghann are going to the gym, and Bruna and Hugo are going to their business offices so I provided a young babysitter named Jeanne to look after Adelle Brian, Agatha, and Cheryl.

Jeanne: Hi, you must be Adelle

[Adelle throws a toy at Jeanne]

Jeanne: No Adelle, we do not throw things at people!

[Adelle spits on jeanne]

Jeanne: We don't spit.

Adelle: Can I torture Pixie?

Jeanne: No you may not.

[Adelle bites Pixie]

Jeanne: Adelle! Stop!