Areslutsandd***s-Keene Family moves to Los Angeles

This took place after Asher's birth, Robin's last day of kindergarten and Darren's last day of elementary school.

Moving to Los Angeles
Nicole: On July 1, 2039, the Keenes are moving to Los Angeles.

Kelly: Alright kids. May I have your attention please? Okay, now today we decided to move for our Summer vacation, okay? So, where should we go?

Kingston: Pittsburgh!

Kelly: Okay, anyone else?

Paisley: What about Chicago?

Robin: We can go to Atlanta!

Colton: Minneapolis.

Darren: No, we are not going to Minneapolis. I hear that there are racist asswhite cops that kill people like Breonna Taylor, Ahmaud Arbery, George Floyd and Rayshard Brooks!

Colton: Aw, come on! What can possibly go wrong?

Jaxson: New York City!

Jubilee: Oh, I know! We can go to Seattle!

Robin: Maybe New Orleans will do the trick.

Los Angeles! Have you heard that there is a Pride Parade every pride month? You know, a lot of gay bars and nightclubs for gay people to count. Have you heard there was a nightclub for gay and transgender black and Latinx people?

Kelly: Well, easy as I heard.

Darren: It's called Homo Sensual. You see? Back in 1987, some guy shot a lot of black and Latinx gay and trans people.

Allgaypeopleare: I am glad that guy killed these ugly f*gs, fairies, fl**ers and tr***ies.

Darren: And I'm also glad he is going to jail.

Allgaypeopleare: Are you fucking kidding me? He was a fucking hero for killing these f*gs and she-m***s!

Kelly: Okay, stop! We can go to Los Angeles. But remember, J.T., no homophobia and transphobia.

[Agaypeopleare hacks and spits at Kelly's face]

Kelly: Ew!

Darren: That's disgusting.

Allgaypeople (yelling): NO! ONLY HOMOPHOBIA AND TRANSPHOBIA! MESQUITE IS FULL OF F*GS, D**ES, TR***IES, NON-BINARY PEOPLE, BISEXUALS, ASEXUALS ANS PANSEXUALS AND I CAN HATE THEM WHATEVER I WANT! IT IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF THAT UGLY FA***T ALYSSA EDWARDS THE FAIRY FLAMER DRAG QUEEN! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

[Kelly grabs a tissue and wipes the pleghm off of her face]

Darren: Mom?

Kelly: What?

Darren: Did he spit at you?

Kelly: Yes, he did.

[she enters the bathroom, turns on the sink, uses soap to cleanse her face from the pleghm]

Darren: Mom?

[Kelly finishes washing her face as she turns to Darren]

Kelly: I'm fine, sweetie. My face has plhegm that he spat out and now i washed my face.

Darren: But is your face okay, too?

Kelly: Yes, honey.

Darren, Kingston, Paisley and Robin's School
[Kelly grabs a phome, presses the numbers and answers the phone]

Kelly: Hi, Principal O'Hara of Mesquite Elementary. Kelly Keene here.

Principal O'Hara: Hello, Mrs. Keene.

Kelly: Guess what?

Principal O'Hara: What is it?

Kelly: This might surprise you, but me, my husband and our kids are moving to L.A.

Principal O'Hara: Los Angeles?

Kelly: Yeah.

Principal O'Hara: Sounds great. Count me in.

[She hangs up as she presses the numbers on her phone and answers it again]

Kelly: Hello, Mrs.Brock.

Mrs. Brock: Hi.

Kelly: You must be Darren's teacher, right?

Mrs. Brock: Why yes.

Kelly: Me, my husband and our kids are moving to Los Angeles.

Mrs. Brock: Sounds nice.

[She hangs up as she presses the numbers on her phone and answers it again]

Kelly: Hi, Mr. Lesh. Kingston's teacher.

Mr. Lesh: What is it?

Kelly: Me and my family are going to Los Angeles.

Mr. Lesh: Sounds cool.

[She hangs up as she presses the numbers on her phone and answers it one more time]

Kelly: Hi, Mrs. Hanscom.

Mrs. Hanscom: Hello, I am Paisley's teacher.

Kelly: We are moving to Los Angeles.

Mrs. Hanscom: Oh my gosh.

[She hangs up as she presses the numbers on her phone and answers it for the fourth time]

Kelly: Hello, Mr. Rochester of Happy Hills Kindergarten.

Mr. Rochester: Why hello there.

Kelly: Do you have a student that is named "Robin"?

Mr. Rochester: Why yes. Yes I have.

Kelly: How many students do you have?

Mr. Rochester: 9.

Kelly: Got any names?

Mr. Rochester: Ashleigh, Ava, Becker, Demayshia, Finley, Hayden, Monét, Robin, and Yasmin.

Kelly: Oh.

Mr. Rochester: Plus, my niece's name is also named Robin. It was named after a superhero sidekick or some sort of bird.

Kelly: That sounds cool.

Mr. Rochester: Thanks.

Kelly: Well, not that it matters, but we are moving to Los Angeles.

Mr. Rochester: Isn't that the place i was born in?

Kelly: Yes.

Mr. Rochester: Sounds good.

Kelly: Thanks.

7 Days Left Before Moving Day
Robin: When are we moving, mommy?

Kelly: Not now, honey. We got 7 days left to move to L.A.

Robin: Los Angeles?

Kelly: Yes.

1 Day Left Before Moving Day
[The children are packing]

Darren: Hey dad, aren't you gonna pack?

Allgaypeople: Not yet! I'm watching the 1996 film "Barb Wire"!

Kingston: You can't watch Barb Wire because that movie has a 28% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Allgaypeople: How are you gonna tell me what I can and can't watch?! I can watch Barb Wire because Barb is sexy in this movie!

Kelly: Honey, I'd prefer if you'd watched The Tale of the Princess Kaguya. It has nice animation and tells the tale of the bamboo cutter well.

Allgaypeople: No! I will not watch anything related to Studio Ghibli because they make baby movies like Ponyo and My Neighbor Totoro!

Darren: Baby movies? What?

Kingston: There are no such thing as baby movies, dad.

Kelly: Well pause the movie and help us pack.

Allgaypeople: Alright.

[Allgaypeople pauses the movie to help the family pack]

Moving Day
[As the car heads towards to Los Angeles, it moves right straight to a two-story house]

Darren: Holy crap, mom! Look at this. It is awesome.

Paisley: Mommy, what kind of house?

Kelly: It's a two-story house according to Zimbio, Har, Trulia, Redfin, and of course, Realtor.

Kingston: Where did you find that at?

Kelly: Well, I checked Zimbio, Har, Trulia, Redfin and Realtor, and according to the description, it really is a two-story house.