Novemberz Pilot/Transcript

[Vira (voiced by Оксана Великажінка) is spanking a young, naked Japanese child with a mace]

Vira: "GET YOUR (bleep)ING HANDS OFF THE (bleep)ING TELEVISION!!!!!"

[The Japanese child covers his bare bottom with his hands]

[Vira spanks the hands and breaks his humerus which turns into 10 bugs]

[A creepy face appears followed by a scream]

[Rabid coyotes bite the Japanese child's other hand, which turns into mold-ridden and gross-looking cubes]

[The rabid coyotes eat all of the cubes]

[Vira continues to spank the Japanese child]

[The camera turns to the cover of "Another Day In Paradise" by Phil Collins. It also tricks into thinking it was released in 1960 by showing it on both sides]

[We see a young Korean child on the street]

Alexandra (echoed vivoiced by Оксана Великажінка): "NOTHING FOR YOU!!!!!"