DJ, Diego, and Kyle's 2015 Christmas

Christmas Morning
Grandma McPumpkin: Merry Christmas everybody!

Aunt Madison: Merry Christmas!

[Charlotte, Lauren, Skyla, Julia, Marissa, Amanda, Beatrice, Madeline, Bruce, Ben, Kara, DJ, Diego, and Kyle rush over to their stockings]

Julia: Awesome! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Scoops Waffle Cone doll, a Shopkins hairbrush, a Dora plush doll, an Adventures in Lalaloopsy Land: The Search for Pillow DVD, A Muppets Most Wanted DVD, and some awesome Disney Princess hair clips!

Madeline: Wahoo! I got candy canes too! Along with a Monster High Clawdeen Wolf doll, a gift card to Justice, a Mini Lalaloopsy Toasty Sweet Fluff doll, some Lalaloopsy lip gloss,and a Disney Princess hairbrush!

Lauren: Spot on! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Misty Mysterious doll, a My Little Pony hairbrush, a gift card to Justice, Lalaloopsy hair clips, and a Rapunzel doll!

Amanda: Awesome! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Curls 'N' Locks doll, an Elsa doll, a cute Abby Cadabby plush doll, a Cinderella DVD, and a Dora the Explorer hairbrush!

Kara: Sweet! I got some candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Jelly Wiggle Jiggle doll, an Aroura doll, a new jewelry set, a My Little Pony hairbrush just like Lauren, and a Lalaloopsy Babies: First Steps DVD!

Bruce: Yeah! I got some candy canes, a Mario Nintendo DS game, an Elmo plush, a Barney DVD, a Big Bird plush, and a Nerf football!

Skyla: Amazing! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Pillow's Story Time doll, a Cinderella doll, a Strawberry Shortcake hairbrush, an Elmo's Christmas Countdown DVD, and a jewelry set like Kara!

Charlotte: Nice! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Ember Flicker Flame doll, some My Little Pony hair clips, a Hello Kitty hairbrush, Disney Princess lip gloss, and a Charlie Brown Christmas DVD!

Beatrice: Outstanding! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Fancy Frost 'N' Glaze doll, a Disney Prncess hairbrush with Aroura, Ariel and Rapunzel on it which is different from Madeline's, a Tangled DVD, a Snow White doll, and an Ariel plush!

Marissa: All right! I got candy canes, a Mini Lalaloopsy Crumbs Sugar Cookie doll, a Belle doll, a My Little Pony hairbrush, My Little Pony lip gloss, and a Lalaloopsy: Band Together DVD!

Ben: Awesome! I got candy canes, a Cookie Monster plush, a Nerf football, an Elmo's World: Happy Holidays DVD, a Grover plush, and a Sonic video game!

DJ: Oh, fuck this! I got coal!

Diego: Me too!

Kyle: Me three!

Gloria: You boys probably deserved it!

DJ: I HATE SANTA!

Diego: ME TOO!

Kyle: HE SHOULD DIE FROM GETTING HIS WRISTS SLIT WITH A SHIT-COVERED DILDO FOR WHAT HE DID TO US!

Robert: Watch your mouths!

DJ: NO BITCH!

Kyle: YEAH! LET'S PUNCH OUR DAD, BECAUSE HE PROBABLY CONSPIRED ALL OF THIS SHIT!

Grandma McPumpkin: Don't do it! It will be very rude for you boys to punch your father!

DJ: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU OLD HAG!!!

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle punch Robert]

Robert: Ow stop it!

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle throw their coal at Gloria]

Diego: Eat our coal, you fucking gay ass bastard!

Gloria: THAT'S IT! YOUR TOYS ARE GONE FOR 3 DAYS, YOU WILL NOT WATCH TV FOR TWO DAYS AND YOU WON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR 1 WEEK!

DJ: FINE! BUT FIRST LET'S ATTACK THE FUCKING D**ES THAT ARE OUR SISTERS FOR BEING THE ONLY ONES WHO GOT PRESENTS!

Robert: Don't you boys think about it!

DJ: TOO BAD, WHORE!!! WE'RE THINKING IT!!!

[DJ attacks Charlotte and Lauren]

[Diego attacks Skyla and Julia]

[Kyle attacks Marissa]

DJ: NOW LET'S ATTACK ALL OUR COUSINS!

Grandma McPumpkin: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE!

[Charlotte, Lauren, Skyla, Julia and Marissa burst into tears, and run to Grandma McPumpkin crying]

Grandma McPumpkin: What happened girls?

Charlotte (sobbing): DJ attacked me!

Lauren (sobbing): DJ also attacked me!

Skyla (sobbing): Diego attacked me!

Julia (sobbing): Diego also attacked me!

Marissa (sobbing): Kyle attacked me!

Gloria: That's it, boys! Go to your rooms now! And for attacking your sisters and your cousins, I will sell your Super Soaker Monsters on eBay!

DJ: NOOOOOO!

Diego: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO IT, YOU FUCKING ASSEATER!

Kyle: YEAH! WE DON'T FUCKING CARE! SELL OUR SHIT AND WE WILL KILL YOU WITH A RUSTY KNIFE!

Gloria: Shut up! Your Super Soaker Monsters are getting sold! Now go!