Fliany Family 2023 Christmas

Transcript
[The family is at Grandma Amy's house]

Nicole: "It was Christmas for the Fliany Family at Grandma Amy's."

Before the Nutcracker
Grandma Amy: "Oh, Martin, this is so exciting!"

[Lianne and Rita are getting their sugarplum fairy costumes ready]

Juliette: "Are you girls ready?"

Martin: (calling from downstairs) "Boys! It's time to go and see your sisters dance!"

Tyson: "Oh, those girls are in for a big surprise!"

Blake: "When they go on stage!"

[Tyson is seen wearing a black leather jacket and green pants]

Blake is seen wearing a brown leather jacket blue pants]

[The family gets into the car and drives off to the community center]

Lianne and Rita Get Changed
Juliette: "I'm going to take the girls to the stage door."

Martin: "Okay honey. Bye girls, daddy loves you."

Lianne: "Bye daddy!"

Rita: "Bye Grandma Amy!"

Grandma Amy: "Goodbye girls, good luck! We can't wait to see you on stage!"

[Martin drives to the car park]

[Backstage]

Juliette: "Hello, Mrs Swanson. How are you?"

Mrs. Swanson: "I'm doing good, thank you. Hello girls!"

Lianne and Rita: "Hi, Mrs. Swanson!"

Mrs. Swanson: "How are you doing? Are you ready to dance?"

Rita: "We're okay and we can't wait to dance!"

Lianne: "Yes, we're ready!"

Mrs. Swanson: "You're such cute little Sugar plum fairies!"

Lianne and Rita: "Thank you Mrs Swanson!"

[Mrs Swanson takes the twins by their hands and takes them into the dressing room]

[Cut to: dressing room]

[Mrs. Swanson helps Rita and Lianne into their sugarplum fairy costumes]

The Performance Begins
[At the foyer, Juliette meets up with Martin, Grandma Amy, Blake and Tyson]

Cut to:

[The family (minus the twins) are watching the Nutcracker ballet dance recital]

Martin: "Here come the sugarplum fairies, mother. The girls must be on any second now."

Cut to:

Rita: "My lucky ballet slippers! They're gone!"

Lianne: "Mine, too!"

Cut to:

Martin: "Where are Lianne and Rita?"

Juliette: "I don't know."

Cut to:

Mrs. Swanson: "What's wrong girls?"

Rita: "Our lucky ballet slippers are gone!"

Lianne: "We can't dance without them! Someone stole them!"

[Cut to: Juliette sees something pink in Blake's backpack]

[Martin sees something pink in Tyson's bag]

[cut to: Marin and Juliette arrive backstage with the girls' missing lucky ballet slippers]

Martin: "Here you go, ladies. Now go dance for Grandma Amy!"

[Rita and Lianne put on their lucky ballet slippers and get on stage along with the other sugar plum fairies]

[Juliette and Martin return to their seats]

[cut to: Lianne and Rita dancing with the sugar plum fairies]

Aftermath
Grandma Amy: "Lianne and Rita, you two were spectacular on stage today!"

Martin: "I hope I get to see you perform again soon!"

Juliette: "Will you girls take another ballet class?"

Lianne and Rita: "Yes!"

[Back at home, as Grandma Amy, Juliette, Lianne and Rita are in the dining room celebrating with ice cream and hot chocolate fudge sauce, Martin loses his cool with Tyson and Blake]

Martin: "WHAT WERE YOU BOYS THINKING WHEN YOU TOOK YOUR SISTERS' LUCKY BALLET SLIPPERS?"

Tyson: "Rita looks stupid in her sugarplum fairy costume."

Blake: "Yeah, so does Lianne."

Martin: "Don't you mess with the bull, young men, because you will get the horns!"

Before Christmas Shopping
Martin: "Who's ready to go Christmas Shopping?"

Lianne and Rita: "We are!"

[Rita is seen wearing a Hello Kitty colorblock tutu skirt, a doll pink pair of Hello Kitty leggings and white Hello Kitty graphic tie detail top]

[Lianne is seen wearing a Hello Kitty colorblock tutu skirt, a pair of cerise pink Hello Kitty leggings and black-and-white striped Hello Kitty graphic detail top]

Juliette: "Have you both got all your money?"

[Rita and Lianne open their prespective Hello Kitty coin purses and count their money]

At the Mall
[The family arrives at the mall]

Blake: "'Tis the season to be stealing..."

Juliette: "Let's see, we need to buy something for your father, your cousins, your Aunt Hilary and your Uncle Wally..."

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY!"

Martin: "BLAKE WALTER FLIANY!"

Rita: "What's going on, Mommy?"

Juliette: "I don't know, but those boys had better not be shoplifting."

Lianne: "What are they doing, Daddy?"

Martin: "I hope they are not stealing anything."

[Blake looks at a red expensive-looking scarf]

Aftermath
Juliette: "YOU KNOW WHAT, TYSON ANDREW AND BLAKE WALTER FLIANY?! THESE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN ARE GOING BACK TO THE STORES ASAP!"

Blake: "Whatever, man..."

AM Morning
[After Grandma Amy, Martin, Tyson and Blake leave for church]

Juliette: "Would you girls like to help mommy do some baking?"

Lianne: "Sure, mommy!"

Rita: "So, what are we going to make?"

Juliette: "We are going to make gingerbread houses and cookies!"

Lianne: "Yummy!"

Rita: "I love cookies!"

[Lianne and Rita wash their hands and Rita puts on her red apron and Lianne puts on her green apron]

[Juliette helps Lianne and Rita to tie their hair back]

[Juliette gathers ingredients]

[Rita and Lianne begin decorating their respective gingerbread houses]

[1 hour 15 minutes later]

Tyson: "Hey, ma! We're home!"

Blake: "He is right! Let's have some cookies!"

Martin: "I'm afraid not, because you boys misbehaved in church!"

Juliette: "What did they do?"

Martin: "They shot spitballs at a singing choir and stole money from the collection basket."

Grandma Amy: "Yes, Martin dear, I have never been so embarrassed in my life."

[Rita and Lianne gather some gumdrops to put on their gingerbread houses]

Rita: "Look, Mommy!"

Lianne: "All done!"

PM Noon
Juliette: "Would you girls like to watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Powerpuff Girls: Twas the Fight Before Christmas, Angelina Ballerina: The Nutcracker Sweet and Mickey's Christmas Carol. We also got Barbie: A Perfect Christmas, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Nuttiest Nutcracker, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Frosty the Snowman, Barbie in a Christmas Carol, Wonder Pets: Save the Nutcracker, Care Bears Nutcracker Suite, Barbie in the Nutcracker, The Year without a Santa Claus, Max and Ruby in The Nutcracker Suite, A Chipmunk Christmas, The Nutcracker Prince, The Little Drummer Boy, Olive the Other Reindeer, Spongebob Squarepants: It's a Spongebob Christmas and Tom & Jerry: The Nutcracker Tale. Would you like that?"

Lianne: "Yes I will."

Rita: "I will!"

Juliette: "Okay, which one do you girls want to watch first?"

Rita: "Tom and Jerry: Nutcracker Tale!"

Lianne: "Yeah, I love Tom & Jerry and The Nutcracker!"

[Tyson and Blake try to enter the TV room, but Martin blocks the door]

Martin: "No Christmas movies and no TV for you two this afternoon and tonight!"

Tyson: "Why?"

Juliette: "Because you chose to misbehave in church. Go upstairs to your room! And also, no video games and no computer this afternoon!"

[cut to: Lianne and Rita watching Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale]

[Grandma Amy's cat, Tigger, curls up in front of the TV watching T&J]

[Juliette is in the kitchen fixing lunch for the girls]

Rita: "After this is over, can we watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?"

PM Afternoon
Juliette: "Would you girls like to decorate the Christmas tree?"

Lianne and Rita: "We will!"

Juliette: "Daddy has already put the lights on it."

Rita: "Let's have Hello Kitty on the tree!"

[Rita pulls out her favorite Hello Kitty Christmas ornament]

Lianne: "Ballerina, too!"

[Lianne pulls out her favorite ballerina Christmas ornament]

PM Evening
[Rita pours a glass of chocolate milk]

Rita: "I hope Santa likes chocolate milk 'cause mommy used up all the regular milk."

[Lianne puts some cookies on a plate]

Lianne: "I hope Santa likes our cookies."

[Lianne and Rita (in their perspective Hello Kitty pajamas) leave the cookies and milk by the mantel and leave the parlor]

Blake: "OOH, COOKIES!"

Tyson: "MILK!"

[Lianne and Rita return to the parlor]

Lianne: "Oh no! The chocolate milk and cookies are gone!"

Rita: "Who ate all the chocolate milk and cookies?"

Juliette: "Oh, no! What happened?"

Martin: "Did you boys do something that's greedy?!"

Blake: "Uhh...no, Pop."

Tyson: (belching) "'Scuse me..."

Martin: " "

Time to Open Presents
Nicole: " "

Martin: "Guys, are you ready to open presents?"

Rita: "I am so excited!"

Lianne: "Me too!"

[Lianne and Rita open up their presents]

Lianne: "Whoah! I got a PB&J Otter finger puppet set with a plush house, a PB&J Otter book called Peanut's Shapes, Dora the Explorer: Pirate Adventure DVD, a Pudsey Bear, a Dora the Explorer doll, pretty new dresses, a Dora the Explorer: Map Adventures DVD, a Boots the Monkey plush, and a gift card to Toys R Us!"

Rita: "Yay! I got a PB&J Otter book called Noodle Dance, a Princess Cozy Coupe with shiny glitter, a Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas DVD, pretty new dresses, a Dora the Explorer: Dora Celebrates Three Kings Day DVD, a Woody Woodpecker plush toy, a puppy plush, a Pikachu doll, and tons of candy!"

[Tyson and Blake find a note that reads "Tyson and Blake, you boys were very, very bad this year. You bickered, tortured your little sisters Lianne and Rita, swore, and got expelled from 4 schools each. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Blake: "(bleep) OFF, SANTA!"

Tyson: "YOU ARE SO GONNA GET IT!"

Juliette: "Look in your stockings."

[Lianne and Rita look inside their stockings]

Lianne: "Look, mommy, I got Hello Kitty, Snivy, Piplup, Torchic, Bulbasaur, lots and lots of candy, some candy canes, Totodile and a Pikachu! Look, mommy, a Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure DVD, a Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Mermaids DVD and a Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Snow Princess DVD!"

Rita: "Mommy, come here! I got a Chilly Willy dolly! I also got candy canes, a Nick Jr. Favorites Holiday DVD, a whole lotta candy, Tepig, Turtwig, Mudkip, Squirtle and Charmander. I also got the PB&J Otter DVD's!"

[Tyson and Blake reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Blake: "BAH! HUMBUG! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A VERY TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS IN MY LIFE!"

Tyson: "YEAH! BLAKE IS RIGHT! If we're not happy, then no one should be."

Blake: "LET'S ATTACK LIANNE AND RITA!"

Nicole: "This is where the havoc began."

Tyson: "We'll kill them!"

[Blake and Tyson get out a a roll of duct tape and a kitchen knife]

[Tyson and Blake begin to viciously and violently attack their sisters]

[Lianne and Rita scream in terror]

Blake: "DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE ATTACKING YOU?!!!!"

Rita: "Mommy!"

Lianne: "Help! HELP!"

Juliette: "I'm coming, girls. Don't worry! Mommy's coming! OH MY GOD!!!!!!"

Tyson: "This will teach you for getting precious gifts."

[Lianne and Rita scream, but Blake puts his hands over their mouths]

Grandma Amy: "HOLD ON GIRLS!"

Tyson: "Open up your mouths!"

Rita: "NO! WE DON'T TO!"

Lianne: "GO AWAY YOU STUPID JERK!"

Tyson: "I SAID OPEN YOUR MOUTHS!!!!"

[Tyson force feeds the twins vodka while Blake duct tapes Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: "Hmmph Hpmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: " You now lost the Xbox 360 for 2 weeks!")

Blake: "Quit speaking, dork."

Tyson: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THOSE BRATTY PB&J OTTER-LOVING TWINS!"

Juliette: "Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: "Because they are nice and well-mannered unlike you and Blake!")

Blake: "If you don't shut up, I will hit you!"

Juliette: "HMMPH HMMPH HMMPH!" (translates to: "DON'T YOU DARE!")

[Blake hits Juliette across her face]

Nicole: "Tyson then made the twins cry by telling a fib that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla destroying Disney headquarters."

Tyson: "Lianne, Rita, guess what?!"

Rita: (slurring) "Wut......" (translates to: "What?")

Tyson: "PB&J Otter is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Disney headquarters."

Lianne: (slurring) "Arr.......uuuu......riiiiight?" (translates to: "Are you right?")

Tyson: "It is true!"

[The twins start to bawl their eyes out]

Tyson: "Crying is not gonna help take the show back!"

Martin: "What is going on, kids?"

Rita: (slurring) "Taaaiseeenn.......seeed........tat........PB&J....Uttterrrrrrrr.......issss.....cuncolllled.....cuz...of...Gudzilla." (translates to: "Tyson said that PB&J Otter is cancelled 'cause of Godzilla.")

Martin: "Your privileges are gone for a month, young men! It is certain that Godzilla did not destroy Disney headquarters."

[Martin peels the duct tape off Juliette's mouth]

[Juliette rushes over to her screaming, crying and bawling twins]

Juliette: "Oh my sweet babies, what's wrong? Shhh."

[Juliette brings the twins on to the couch and sits close to them]

Juliette: "Come on and tell me all about it, my poor sweet little angels."

Lianne: "Tyson and Blake hurt us for getting presents and not them and then they fed us something bad!"

Rita: "And they told us that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla!"

Juliette: "Shhh. Mommy's here. It's all right, I will always be here for you girls."

Grandma Amy: "I'll get you some tissues."

[Grandma Amy comes back with a box of tissues for Juliette]

The Missing Presents
Nicole: "A little while later, their Aunt Hilary, Uncle Wally, and cousins Max, Kenny, Becky, Greg, Frederick and Oliver came over."

[The doorbell rings]

Kenny: "Hey, my presents are missing!"

Becky: "I can't find mine!"

Oliver: "I bet the Grinch stole them!"

Uncle Wally: "Well, why don't you come with me and Uncle Martin and see who took them."

Becky: "Okay,"

Oliver: "I found a ribbon from one of the presents."

Dinnertime
[The family is gathered for Christmas dinner]

[Rita is seen wearing a green Bonnie Jean Santa Dress]

[Lianne is seen wearing a red Bonnie Jean Santa Dress]

[On the table we see pigs in blankets, brussel sprouts, carrots, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, chestnut stuffing, bread sauce, roasted chestnuts, parsnips, bacon]

Juliette: "Kenny, Becky, I found your presents!"

Juliette: "I'm afraid to say that Tyson and Blake stole them."

Becky: "Can we see them?"

Tyson and Blake: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!"

[The kids except Lianne and Rita start throwing food at each other]

Lianne: "What is going on?"

Rita: "I don't want to get messy!"

Lianne: "I'm wearing a nice dress."

[Lianne and Rita crawl under the table to try to escape the situation]

Grandma Amy: "What in the world is going on in here?!"

Aftermath
Martin: "AS SOON AS THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER, I AM SENDING YOU BOYS TO BOOT CAMP."

Tyson: "BUT WE WANT TO SEE TYLER AND KYLE!!!!"

Blake: "YEAH, COME ON POP!"

Martin: "WELL, YOU BOYS SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE TERRORIZING YOUR SISTERS."

[The furious Martin finds a number to boot camp in the telephone directory, lifts the reciever and dials a number to boot camp]

Martin: "Boot camp? This is Martin Fliany speaking. I have two unruly sons. Can you enroll them in your program?"

Caller: "What are their names please?"

Martin: "Blake, who's 14 and Tyson, who's 11."

Caller: "When would you like to have them in boot camp?"

Martin: "As soon as the holidays are over."

Caller: "Where do they live?"

Martin: "New York City."

Caller: "We accept Visa, Discover and MasterCard and we accept debit cards."

Martin: " "

Caller: "How many weeks will your sons be enrolled in?"

Martin: "I would say 2."

Caller: "Thank you Mr Fliany, your enrollment has now been accepted."