Plank Family 2029 Halloween

Preparation for Halloween
Valentin: So today is Halloween, and I'm gonna be dressed as Superman like last year. I wonder what the kids are gonna be dressed as...

[Valentin comes out of the room to find that Hope is dressed as Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series, Brooke is dressed as Princess Belle from Beauty and the Beast, and Kim is dressed as a demon]

Valentin: Nice costumes!

Hope: Thanks! I wonder what the other kids are dressed as...

[Maria, Lianne, and Lilian come out. Maria is dressed as Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service, and the twins are dressed as Thing One and Thing Two from the Cat and the Hat]

Valentin: Wow! Those are some great costumes!

Brooke: What about the six troublemakers? What are they dressed as?

[Soon, the six trouble makers come out. Tyson is dressed as Glen Benton from Deicide, Serena is dressed as Alissa White-Gluz from Arch Enemy and The Agonist, Larson is dressed as Caller of the Storms from Blasphemy, Lois is dressed as Iggy Azalea, Blake is dressed as Tom MacDonald, and Lisa is dressed as Ponyo]

Valentin: What kind of costumes are those?!

Tyson: Me, Serena, and Larson decided to dress as the people from Deicide, Arch Enemy/The Agonist, and Blasphemy respectively because those bands rule!

Hope: None of those bands rule because they're trash and inappropriate!

Kim: And don't tell me you two are dressed as Iggy Azalea and Tom MacDonald!

Lois: Yes we are, dumbass!

Blake: Yeah! Those rappers are awesome!

Lisa: Not to mention my Ponyo costume, which is even better than that stupid Kiki costume Maria has!

Kim: Her costume is beautiful, and Ponyo still remains Ghibli's worst film ever!

Valentin: Well come on, guys! We gotta go out and trick or treat!

Hope: Fine, but you six better not cause an trouble!

Tyson: We can't make any promises...

Trick or Treating
[The scene cuts to the family going out]

Valentin: Let's go to the Martinez's house first.

[The family goes to the house and rings the doorbell. Yuma Martinez opens the door]

Family: Trick or treat!

Larson: NO!!! MORE LIKE BLACK WITCHING METAL!!!

Yuma: What are you guys suppose to be?

Larson: I'm Caller of the Storms from Blasphemy, and I'm here to fuck up your shit!

Serena: And me and Glen Benton will destroy you with death metal!

Yuma: Come on! I still haven't forgave you guys for blasting Impaled Nazarene and The Shaggs in my house!

Tyson: It's just a prank, bitch!

Hope: Knock it off, you three!

[Yuma gives the family their candy, and she shuts the door]

Brooke: Why did you three have to be so mean?

Larson: What? We were in character!

Kim: If you do anything bad during this trip, then you're gonna lose your candy and we will donate it to charity!

[The family then goes to Arnold Belize's house. They ring the doorbell and Arnold opens the door]

Family: Trick or treat!

Lois: (Singing) I'm so fancy! You already know!

Arnold: Seriously? You two know I hate Iggy Azalea and Tom MacDonald!

Blake: (Rapping) I think Black Lives Matter was the stupidest name when the system's screwin' everyone exactly the same! I just wanna spend Thanksgivin' Day with food and my family without bein' accused of celebrating native casualties!

Arnold: See what I mean? Tom's music just appeals to a bunch of edgy 13-year-old anti-SJWs who watched too many SJW cringe compilations and Ben Shapiro!

Blake: We don't care, shit-nugget!

Valentin: Blake Plank! Cut it out!

[Arnold gives the family candy and he slams the door on them]

Maria: So far, this trick or treat hasn't been fun.

Lianne: Yeah! Why did you brought the six troublemakers here?

Lilian: I don't want them to ruin this Halloween!

Lisa: I'm not doing anything wrong, so don't blame this fucking shit on me!

Hope: Look, I don't want anymore trouble! Just behave for once!

[The family then walks up to a mansion]

Valentin: Okay, guys, you have to be very respectful here because this is my boss's house]

Hope: Isn't that the guy who runs the boat you work on?

Valentin: Yep!

[The family rings the doorbell. Bill Skybet opens the door]

Family: Trick or treat!

Bill: Valentin, is that you?!

Valentin: Yep! We came here to trick or treat!

[Lisa throws a water balloon at Bill, wetting him]

Hope: LISA!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!?!

Lisa: GIVE US THE FUCKING CANDY RIGHT NOW!!!

Bill: Are you kidding me?! You're lucky you didn't ruin the candy!

Tyson: FUCK IT!!!

[Tyson snatches the candy from Bill]

Brooke: Give it back to Bill right now!

Tyson: NEVER!!

[Tyson stomps on the candy, ruining it]

Kim: OH MY GOSH NO!!!

Valentin: YOU GUYS STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!

[The six troublemakers then dash into the house]

Bill: HEY!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

[Too late, as Larson puts on "Wolves of Blood and Iron" by Satanic Warmaster on the TV at full blast]

Bill: TURN IT OFF!!! I HATE BLACK METAL!!!

Larson: FUCK OFF!!!

[Tyson and Serena then knock off things in the kitchen and slam soda cans and milk on the floor, causing it to spill and make a big mess]

Valentin: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!?!

Tyson: MOTHERFUCKER WON'T GAVE US CANDY!!!

Hope: BUT YOU DESTROYED IT, TYSON!!!

Serena: WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa are seen throwing eggs at the wall]

Bill: YOU SIX HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR ELSE I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!

[The six run out of the house. Bill then turns off the song]

Valentin: Bill, I am so sorry about this...

Bill: It's okay. You guys need to control these kids! Do you know how long it's gonna take to clean all of this shit up?

Hope: It's okay. We'll punish the six when we get home.

Aftermath
Valentin: I CANNOT BELIVE YOU SIX CAUSED TROUBLE DURING THIS TRICK OR TREAT!!! AND I ESPECIALLY CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TRASHED MY BOSS'S MANSION WHILE YOU BLASTED SATANIC WARMASTER ON THE TV!!! YOU ARE LUCKY HE DIDN'T CALL THE POLICE AND PRESSED CHARGES FOR VANDALISM!!!

Hope: AS PUNISHMENT, WE ARE TAKING AWAY THE CANDY YOU GOT AND WE WILL BE DONATING TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR CAUSING ALL OF THIS MADNESS!!!

Tyson: HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF, CUNT?!?!

Serena: HELL YES!!! WE'RE NEVER GIVING AWAY OUR CANDY!!!

Larson: AND YOU CAN START HATING ON MICHAEL PEDO JACKSON AND START LIKING GOATMOON RIGHT NOW!!!

Brooke: WE WILL NOT HATE ON MICHAEL JACKSON BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD ARTIST WHO DIDN'T HARM ANY KIDS, NOR WILL WE LIKE GOATMOON BECAUSE HE IS A NATIONAL SOCIALIST BLACK METAL BAND AND WE HATE NSBM!!!

Kim: WE'RE NOT GONNA ASK YOU SIX AGAIN!!! GIVE US YOUR CANDY OR ELSE YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!!!

Lois: NEVER!!!

Blake: YEAH!!! FUCK OFF, ASSHOLES!!!

Lisa: AND GO SUCK ON SOME FUCKING ROTTEN M&MS!!!

[The six run into their rooms and lock the door]

Hope: OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa: FUCK OFF!!! WE'RE GONNA BE EATING ALL OF OUR CANDY!!!

[Hope bangs on the door screaming at them, but it's no use, as they begin blasting "Lunar Strain" by In Flames]

Hope: I don't understand this... why do they always have to cause trouble?

Valentin: I have no idea. Let's just call it a night. They're clearly not gonna give in.

Hope: I agree.