Othorimer Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo meets the Othorimer Family's game girl..."

Olesia: "DIE, YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING SON OF A (bleep)! DIE!"

Announcer: "And whom a teenage girl who is a spoiled and bratty princess..."

Morisa: "(bleep) OFF!"

[Morisa throws Orla's cosmetic kit and sewing kit out the window]

Orla: "No! Not my cosmetic kit! That was so expensive!"

[Morisa and Olesia destroy Kenisha's assembled swan 3D puzzle]

Kenisha: "My 3D puzzle! I just finished it!"

[Morisa beheads Kenisha's Monster High figure]

Kenisha: "There is no head on my Monster High figure! MOM!!!!"

[Morisa throws Kenisha's potted plant and it breaks and it spills all of the soil out with a fully bloomed daisy]

Kenisha: (sobbing) "My poor plant...."

Olesia: "Supernanny's gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's take a look and see which family we've got this time..."

???: "Hi, we're the Othorimer Family! I'm Orla and I'm an event planner."

???: "And I'm Robert, fireman. I work 5 nights a week."

Orla: "We have four children: Morisa is 13, Olesia is 11, Kenisha is 8 1/2, and Jay is 6. We really need Supernanny because Kenisha is the only well-behaved, but the others are far from it."

[Jay pushes Mom to the garbage can]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Olesia and Morisa destroy Kenisha's 3D puzzle]

Kenisha: "My 3D puzzle! I just finished it!"

Orla: "I made lots of house rules charts. Olesia threw all of them into the fireplace."

Olesia: "This is what I think of your stupid rules!" [throws the house rules chart into the fireplace]

Jo: "My word..."

Orla: "Olesia has been expelled from schools for destroying all the rules charts. Jay, don't get me started with him..."

[Jay trips Orla over]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Jay bonks the garbage lid at Robert]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Jay spits at the viewer and laughs at that]

[Jay throws a toy firetruck at Orla and laughs at that]

[Jay puts a shrimp in Kenisha's mouth and laughs at that]

Observation Continues
[Olesia is playing a Grand Theft Auto game on the XBOX 360]

Olesia: "Move over, you mother(bleep)ing son of a (bleep)!"

Kenisha's after-school activities
Jo: "Every week, Kenisha goes to an after-school activity. She does Choir Club on Mondays, Computer Club on Tuesdays and Fridays, Chess Club on Wednesdays, and Cooking Club on Thursdays."

Jo: "Kenisha, why don't you want to go home to your family?"

Kenisha: "Every day, my big sisters and my little brother torture me. I thought staying after school for club activities will make me feel safer from them."

[Kenisha shows Jo her arm in a cast]

Jo: "Kenisha, what is wrong with your arm?"

Kenisha: "I got bitten by Morisa and Olesia."

House Rules
Jo: "Today, we're going to have house rules."

[Morisa reads the Hope Solo magazine]

Jo: "Rule number one: Listen and obey."

Morisa: "Blah, blah, blah!"

Jo: "Rule number two: No more playing violent video games."

Morisa: "Nag, nag, nag, nag!"

Jo: "Rule number three: No swearing."

Morisa: "SHUT UP!"

Jo: "Rule number four: Cell phones must be turned off at 7:30 on week nights, 8:30 on weekends,"

Morisa: "Olesia and I were like, 'What? Is she for real?'"

Jo: "Rule number five: MySpace and Bebo are privileges which you earn up to one hour per day."

Olesia: "Has this lady lost her mind?"

Morisa and Olesia: "We STRONGLY disagree!"

Orla: "Sorry, Morisa and Olesia. But those are the rules and that's final!"

Olesia: "WE WANT OUR CELL PHONE, MYSPACE, AND BEBO FOREVER PRIVILEGES BACK! WE HATE THOSE NEW RULES!"

Jo: "Rule number six, always tell your parents where you are going and when you will be back."

[Morisa rolls her eyes]

Jo: "Rule number seven, be home on time."

[Olesia reads her Nintendo Power magazine]

Jo: "Rule number eight, must be in bed by 9:30 on week nights, 10:30 on weekends,"

[Olesia takes the house rules chart]

Olesia: "Here's what I always think of rules!" [throws the house rules chart in the fireplace]

Jo: "Olesia, NO!"

Morisa: "Yeah, I don't need no (bleep)ing rules! Which 13-year old needs any (bleep)ing rules?!"

Lose What You Like Chart
Jo: "It wasn't long before Morisa started to kick off."

[Orla is in the kitchen making dinner]

Morisa: "May I have chocolate?"

Orla: "Not now, Morisa."

Jo: "Morisa was having none of it. She still wanted to have chocolate."

Morisa: "YOU (bleep) GOBLIN! I WANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE!"

Orla: "Come sit down with the family and ignore the chocolate. You can have it when dinner ends."

Jo: "Morisa tested her mother on every level."

Morisa: "I AM NOT IGNORING THEM, YOU STUPID (bleep)!"

[Morisa throws the phone at Orla]

Orla: "You cannot act this violent, Morisa!"

Morisa: "GO TO (bleep) YOU STUPID (bleep)!"

Jo: "Morisa, calm down."

[Morisa bites Jo's hand]

Jo: "Morisa, you don't have the right to bite my hand."

[Morisa smashes a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat.]

Orla: "Oh, my god! my rare and exotic Koi!"

Jo: "Because Morisa broke the fish tank, I suggested her remove a privelege from the Lose What You Like Chart."

Jo: "Since she broke the fish tank, you're going to remove a privelege from the Lose What You Like Chart."

Orla: "Because of what you did, you have lost your iPhone for one whole week."

Morisa: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

[Morisa throws Orla's cosmetic kit and sewing kit out the window]

Orla: "Oh, no! Not my cosmetic kit! That was so expensive!"

Morisa: "DON'T CARE! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GETTING ME CHOCOLATE!"

Jo: "Mom patronized Morisa."

Orla: "NO MYSPACE AND BEBO FOR TWO WEEKS!"

[Morisa flips Orla off]

Orla: "You now lost TV privileges!"

Morisa: "SHUT UP!!!!!"

[Morisa throws Kenisha's potted plant and it breaks and it spills all of the soil out with a fully bloomed daisy]

Kenisha: (sobbing) "My poor plant....my African violet."

Jo: "Remove another privilege, Orla."

Orla: "That's it, you lost your phone privileges!"

Morisa: "DON'T CARE!"

Jo: "And if Morisa's protest was over, think again! She started to carry on with more violent deeds!

[Morisa beheads Kenisha's Monster High figure]

Kenisha: "There is no head on my Monster High figure! MOM!!!!"

Orla: "That's five priveleges lost now! You're not going to the party next week!"

Morisa: "Here's what I think of your stupid Lose What You Like Chart!" [throws the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace]

Orla: "Morisa, NO!"

Jo: "Morisa never stopped."

[Morisa plays a very loud Eminem song on the MP3 player with an explicit name, the bad words are bleeps]

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER! I do not appreciate your trashy music!"

Morisa: "And I do not appreciate you not giving me any chocolate!"

Jo: "Remove another privilege."

Orla: "I cannot remove another privelege. Morisa threw the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace."

Morisa: "Go kill yourself!"

Orla: "I'm getting sick of this game, young lady."

[Morisa throws Orla's iPhone out the window]

Orla: "Oh my, god! MORISA!"

[Robert arrives home]

Robert: "Hello, I'm home,"

Orla: "Morisa and Olesia disagreed to the rules, Morisa wanted to have chocoalte before dinner."

Robert: "Oh, dear."

Orla: "Oh, Morisa smashed the fish tank, threw the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace, wished me dead, flipped me off, beheaded Kenisha's monster high figure, played a song called suck my (bleep) by Eminem on her MP3 player, bit Jo's hand, threw the phone at me, and destroyed Kenisha's african violet."

Robert: "Hi. Glad to meet you."

Jo: "Nice to meet you, Robert. I'm Jo Frost."

Morisa and Olesia vs. Jo
[Morisa and Olesia are watching Good Afternoon America while playing Papa's Burgeria HD on their iPads and listening to Pound the Alarm by Nicki Minaj on the iPod touch]

Olesia: "I have one customer left."

Jo: "Morisa and Olesia were watching an afternoon-only show while playing a cooking game on their iPads."

Orla: "Morisa Adrianne Othorimer, come here."

Morisa: "NO!"

Jo: "Morisa, your mom needs to talk to you."

Morisa: "FINE!" [Turns the power off her iPad]

Morisa and Olesia vs. Jo part 2
Jo: "I do not like your behavior. You are upsetting me and your mother because you are doing things that are unacceptable. How dare you act unacceptably towards your mother!"

Morisa: (sneering) "Well, we dare and we did."

Kenisha's 9th birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Kenisha's birthday, she was turning 9 that day, and she was having a Victorious-themed birthday party; she invited her friends Kari, Julia, Mariah, Tatum, Madeline, Veronica, Carly and Jessie."

Kenisha: "Hi, Jo."

Jo: "Happy birthday, Kenisha!"

Orla: "I've booked everything for the party."

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

Julia: "Isn't your siblings invited to your party, Kenisha?"

Kenisha: "Oh, no. No dorks allowed at this party, and no boys, especially my mean sisters Olesia and Morisa, who destroyed my potted plant, Monster High figure, and 3D jigsaw puzzle, most specially my brother Jay who writes on the walls and destroyed my iPod touch and Mom's blackberry."

Veronica: "That's not very nice of them, Kenisha."

Kenisha: "Anyway, my mom booked a karaoke machine. We've got face painting, a dressing table, a stage area, funky dance, activities and games."

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, things got worse."

[Veronica is singing karaoke]

Veronica: (singing) "Since you've been gone...I can breathe for the first time...I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah...thanks to you...now I get...what I want...since you've been gone..."

Morisa: "I put in there not only water, but carrot juice, boogers, ants, spiders, urine, corn, spinach, peas, milk, and dirt in the balloons, Athena."

Athena: "OK."

Olesia and Morisa: "Girls, on your mark, get set, ready, aim, FIRE!"

[Olesia, Morisa, and their friends, Rochelle, Angeline, Coraline, Glinda, Trixie, Ruby, Athena, and Gina throw balloons filled with water, carrot juice, boogers, ants, spiders, urine, corn, spinach, peas, milk, and dirt]

Kenisha: "Ack!"

[Glinda marches to Mariah and force-feeds her tabasco sauce]

Mariah: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"

[Glinda slaps Mariah's cheek]

Jo: "YOUNG LADY, IT IS UNACCEPTABLE TO FORCE-FEED ANYBODY TABASCO SAUCE BECAUSE IT BURNS THEIR MOUTHS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

Glinda: "Ah, SHUT UP!"

Coraline: "I put in those water, broccoli, worms, beans, and feces."

Olesia: "I find it very clear, Coraline."

[Coraline throws the balloons at Tatum]

[Tatum screams]

Tatum: "MOM!!!"

Kenisha: "They had better not ruin the karaoke machine!"

[Rochelle destroys the karaoke machine by smashing it into pieces with an axe]

[Carly screams in horror]

Orla: "What's going on?"

Carly: "Rochelle destroyed the karaoke machine! The karaoke machine is ruined."

[Jay comes out of the house and pushes Kari to the pool]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Ruby and Angeline jump in the pool]

[Glinda and Rochelle push Madeleine and Kenisha into the pool]

Kenisha: "Get it in your plankton-sized head, Ruby!"

[Glinda and Rochelle jump in the pool]

[Olesia and Morisa throw Jessie and Tatum into the pool]

[Olesia and Morisa jump into the pool as if nothing happened]

Olesia: "Besides, WE'VE BOOKED THE POOL!"

Jessie: "Help me! I can't swim!"

[Mariah safely rescues Jessie. Whilst in the pool, Olesia smacks Mariah in the face, while Morisa bites Mariah's leg]

Mariah: "Mrs. Othorimer, a shark bit me!"

Jessie: "Sharks don't live in pools; they live in the deep part of the ocean."

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER!"

Mariah: "Olesia smacked me and Morisa bit me!"

Orla: "You three are in big trouble, you go march inside the house! That is going to cost you a whole month of your allowance! As for the rest of you, go home! I'm calling your parents!"

[Orla sends Rochelle, Gina, Trixie, Athena, Ruby, Angeline, Glinda and Coraline home and calls their parents]

[Olesia and Morisa reluctantly march into the house, while Jo cleans up, discarding the water balloons]

[Orla offers to replace the karaoke machine, with a month of Jay, Olesia and Morisa's allowances]

Jo: "Kenisha, are you all right?"

Kenisha: "I'm fine, Jo-Jo."

Jessie: "Yeah."

Mariah: "We're okay."

Kari: "Uh-huh."

Madeleine and Tatum: "Yes."

White Sheets
Jo: "Today, I brought in the white sheets. The family has issues that need to be addressed."

Jo: "You never disallowed Morisa or Olesia to touch, use or go so I brought in the White Sheets today. That way you can mark an area you do not want them to touch, use or go. When they see the White Sheet, it means, not touchable. Otherwise, there will be consequences,"

Picking up Kenisha from cooking club
Jo: "Later on, Mom told the kids to come in the car to pick up Kenisha from cooking club, but they were having none of it."

Orla: "Come on, time to pick up your sister from cooking club."

Olesia: "(bleep) OFF! I AM NOT GOING!"

Jay: "NOT ME!"

Morisa: "I JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL, YOU (bleep)!"

Orla: "Come on, Morisa, Olesia, and Jay. Time to pick up Kenisha from cooking club."

Olesia: "WE'RE...STAYING...HERE!"

Orla: "I cannot trust any of you because you made a humongous party and a very terrible mess that scattered everywhere and took a month to clean up. Let's go,"

Morisa: "NOT GONNA HAPPEN!"

Jo: "These three children are being callously disrespectful. Firmly tell them to get into the car, otherwise they will get consequences."

Morisa: "WE'RE...NOT....GOING!!!!!!"

Orla: "What do I do, Jo? Put Morisa, Olesia, and Jay to timeout before or after picking up Kenisha from Cooking Club?"

Jo: "Do it after. If they choose to be defiant, there will be consequences."

[Orla gathers Jay, Olesia and Morisa into the van and drives to the school to pick up Kenisha]

[Kenisha walks out of the school building]

Kenisha: "See you tomorrow, Mimi!"

Orla: "Hi, Kenisha! How was cooking club?"

Kenisha: "It was great! We got to make sushi."

Jay: "Sushi sounds yucky!"

Morisa: "ARE...WE...GOING...HOME...YET?!?!?!?!"

Orla: "I need to pick up some milk at the store first."

Morisa: "HAVE...YOU...LOST...YOUR...MIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Mayhem at the store
Jo: "As soon as we arrived at the store, things got from bad to worse."

Orla: "I expect everyone to be on their best behavior, least especially Kenisha, the three of you."

Kenisha: "Okay!"

Orla: "Morisa, Olesia, and Jay. You are to help mommy too."

Morisa: "(bleep) OFF! WE AIN'T HELPING!"

Orla: "We need to buy some milk. we've just run out, and I need milk to cook dinner with it,"

[Jay punches the electronic machine and throws electronics at local residents (1 minute later)]

Orla: "Oh, my god. Jay!!!!"

[Jay laughs at that]

[Kenisha returns to Orla with the milk]

[Olesia knocks over the party supplies in the party aisle (3 minutes later)]

Orla: "Ugh! Olesia!"

[Morisa throws a set of ground turkey at a local resident (5 minutes later)]

Orla: "Morissa, stop!"

[Jay force-feeds a local resident tabasco sauce (7 minutes later)]

Lady: "Ow, that burns!"

Jay: "Mind your own business, lady!"

Lady: "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

Orla: "Jay, come here."

[In the health and beauty aisle, Jay is pouring shampoo and conditioner all over the floor (9 minutes later)]

[Jay laughs at that]

Orla: "Ugh, Jay!"

[Back in the produce section, Morisa is about to drink a carton of milk (11 minutes later)]

Orla: "Morisa, stop!"

[Morisa throws several cartons of milk across the clothing aisle]

Orla: "Oh, my god!"

Morisa: "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, LADY!"

[Olesia gets a pack of shrimps and wine and goes to the cashier (13 minutes later)]

Cashier: "Our store policy states that we cannot sell alcoholic beverages to minors. May I see your ID, please?"

[Olesia brings the ID and cash]

Co-Manager: "Have a pleasant day, Olesia! Bon Voyage!"

Orla: "There you are."

Co-Manager: "Sorry, but Olesia has to leave. Right now."

[The family is in the car (15 minutes later)]

Orla: "Olesia, you do not end the shopping day by going to the cashier and spending your money for food that your sister Kenisha has an allergy from. Jay, you do not treat a local resident like this or throw electronics at residents. Morisa, you do not toss ground turkey at a local resident. I will send all of you to the Reflection Room when we get home and lock your electronics up."

Morisa: "THEN I WILL SMASH IT!"

Olesia injects wine and shrimp juice in Kenisha's arm and shoulder
Kenisha: "Oh my god, seriously, no!"

[Olesia lifts up Kenisha's sleeve and injects wine in the arm]

[Olesia gets Kenisha's neck line to touch her left shoulder, and injects shrimp juice to the shoulder]

Kenisha (slurring): "I...om...syykkkkk...." (Translated: "I am sick.")

Orla: "What happened? Did you get into the alcoholic drinks?"

Kenisha (slurring): "Oleeessiaa...injecctteeedd....winneeeee....anddd...shreeemp....juiceeee....iiin...meeeee...." (Translated: "Olesia injected wine and shrimp juice in me.")

[Orla sends Jay, Morisa, and Olesia to the reflection room]

Orla: "I do not appreciate your trashy attitudes, excessive behaviors, or absolute unfairness to me. Morisa, stay there for 26 minutes, Olesia, stay there for 33 minutes, and Jay, stay there for 12 minutes. In addition to that, your electronics are locked away in the safe. Games included."

Morisa: "(bleep) YOU!"

Kenisha (slurring) "Hulp.....huuulp..." (Translated: "Help! Help!")

[Morisa smashes the safe with an aluminum baseball bat.]

Jo loses it
Jo: "I'm sorry to say, that this did not work out well."

Orla: "I tried everything...I understand you did your best."

[Jay trips Jo over and laughs at that]

Jo: "If I cannot help this family, I don't know who will."

Family Update
Orla: "Don't worry. I sent the three to an agency boarding school for naughty children in Utah."