Remano Family 2015 Family Reunion

Paternal relatives
[Hugo opens the door]

Hugo: "Come in, please!"

Bruna: "See? Those are also your aunts and uncles!"

Uncle Pablo: "Pleased to meet you, Hugo."

Bryce: "What, a Mexican?! I don't want to have Mexicans at the reunion!"

Bruna: "I expect everyone to be on their best behavior, especially you, Bryce, Jose, and Orla."

[Joshua moves Uncle Pablo to the garbage]

Joshua: "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S A GARBAGE!"

Jose: "Uncle Pablo is simply brown all over!"

Aunty Dolce: "Cut it out."

Orla: "Aunty Dolce is brown all over!"

Uncle Enrique: "Orla, quit it."

Sam: "(bleep) OFF!"

[Sam trips Bruna over and punches her in the face]

Bryce: "Enrique is brown all over, too!"

Bruna: "Stop it."

[Sam yanks on Bruna's face and pulls it to his face]

Rowan: "Be quiet, you disgusting old hag! As if!"

Grandma Roberta Remano: "Do not say that against me. It is disrespectful."

Meghann: "Shut up, grandma!"

[Meghann aggressively attacks Roberta]

Bruna: "Meghann Trina Remano!"

[Orla, Jose and Bryce run around the lawn naked]

[Jose defecates on the patio]

Aunty Dolce: "My Lord!"

Hugo: "What's going on?"

Family Reunion Aftermath
[An angry Bruna drags all the kids (minus Katarina) onto the couch]

Bruna: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I WILL NEVER, EVER TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER FAMILY REUNION, EVER! BRYCE TIMOTHY, JOSE TIMOTHY, AND ORLA PATRICIA, GO TO YOUR ROOM! AS FOR YOU, MEGHANN TRINA, SAMUEL LAWRENCE, JOSHUA FREDERICK AND ROWAN MIGUEL, START WRITING AN APOLOGY LETTER TO THE GUESTS AT THE FAMILY REUNION!"

[Rowan's message says "GO TO (bleep), GUYS! I AM NOT SORRY AND I SHALL NEVER BE!"]

[Sam's message says "(bleep) OFF! I AM NOT SORRY!"]

[Joshua's message says "Garbages, I am not sorry!"]

[Meghann's message says "Not sorry!"]

[Everyone beats Bruna up]