Burns Family 2035 Christmas

Preparing for Christmas
Nicole: "Lewis and Nicola Burns have an announcment to make for 6 sets of quadecaplets about what they are doing for Christmas this year."

Nicola: "Children, your father and I have something to tell you!"

[All sets of quadecaplets gather]

Nicola: "An elf on the shelf will be here today."

Lewis: "And also, we will be spending Christmas in Vienna, Austria."

The Arrival of Scooter The Elf on the Shelf
Nicola: "Okay, kids, what would you like to name the elf on the shelf? What would you like to name this little guy?"

Natalie: "Scout."

Lucinda: "Pinky Sparkly-Nose."

Dermot: "Judd the mistletoed Welfare Mama."

Andrew: "Skipper."

Tyrone: "Schnockef the Horny Asshole."

Derek: "Drinky Partyfoul."

Brendan: "Buddy."

Tess: "Krinkle the Jolly Ornament."

Graham: "Nuts."

Daniel: "Morton Frosty-Poms."

Carly: "Tinker Angel-Eyes."

Tanya: "Spliffy Sparklepipe."

Jill: "Sneaky Poopie Pants."

Conor: "Flirty PointyToes."

Francis: "Charlie Twinkly-Toes."

Karen: "Stinky Purebeard."

Oonagh: "Milo Bauble-Picker."

Darragh: "Happy Fruit Cake."

Alexander: "Speedy."

Emma: "Booger."

Shane: "Nilly."

David: "Cuddly Sparkle Pants."

Kerry: "Sweetie."

Donal: "Jinxy Glitter-Pants."

Victoria: "Snowy."

Dwayne: "Wheatley Sleigh Bells."

Aisling: "Tiny Rosy-Cheeks."

Grant: "Chibby."

Eimear: "Cosmo Sugarplum."

Robbie: "Kringle."

Glenn: "Dirty Little Skank."

Sarah: "Sweet Cheeks Cupcake."

Niall: "Squeeky."

Darryl: "Candle Snickerdoodle."

Aine: "Halo Sugar Bottoms."

Shauna: "Scooter."

Leah: "Merry Biscotti."

Christopher: "Delightful PeppermintBuns."

Niamh: "Squeezy Snow-Bum."

Paul: "Chippy Frostington."

John: "Bixby."

Adam: "Oodles."

Shona: "Twirly."

Lorcan: "Pixie Chatter-Box."

Harry: "Smiley Candy-Pants."

Phillip: "Amdir Silver-Foot the Havens."

Kyle: "Jingle Snowflakes."

Edel: "Mistletoe Freckle-Bum."

Eoghan: "Sugar Pink-Cheeks."

Malachy: "Nutmeg the Snowflake Gingerman."

Rory: "Cookie Von Toymaker."

Geraldine: "Tootsie Snowshoes."

Julie-Ann: "Jazzy."

Claire: "Elvis Marshmallow-Feet."

Ben: "Sneakers."

Clodagh: "Spicy 2-Step Thibodeaux."

Ivan: "Merry SugarBells."

Roisin: "Lucky."

Finn: "Jingles."

Sean: "Sunny McJingles."

Jack: "Tattie McScunnered."

Amy: "Peppermint."

Nathan: "Buddy."

Julian: "Happy Sweetpies."

Aoife: "Pinecone Figgyflakes."

Russell: "Goober Perky-Socks."

Yvonne: "Snowflake."

Linda: "Marshmallow."

James: "Patches Picklecakes."

Michelle: "Cornflakes!"

Amanda: "Coconut!"

Shirley: "Sprinkles."

Mark: "Skittle."

Lisa: "Perky."

Laura: "Snappy."

Blaine: "Milo."

Stephen: "Poop."

[The rest of the kids give him odd looks]

Kathryn: "Thomas Jefferson."

Pat: "Goku O'Tinsel."

Ethan: "Tinkles."

Stephanie: "Frost."

Erin: "Dandy."

Darrien: "Fuzzle."

Michael: "Stampy McJingles."

[Since the 84 kids couldn't make up their mind, Lewis decides to have them write down elf name suggestions on a small piece of paper and put it in a hat]

Lewis: "Kids, you have voted which name for our elf on the shelf... and when I draw the name out of the hat, that name I draw will be the name for our elf. Oh, one more thing, inappropriate names do not count."

[Lewis places his hand into the hat and draws the name]

Lewis: "The name for our elf on the shelf will be..."

[The rest of the family watch and wait in anticipation]

Lewis: "Scooter."

December 13: Christmas Concert at Lisburn Central Primary School
Nicole: "Lewis and Nicola saw a Christmas Concert at Lisburn Central Primary School, where the third, fourth, fifth and sixth sets of quadecaplets go to."

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Lewis: " "

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Nicole: "Some of the kids from the fifth and sixth sets of quadecaplets performed in a nativity play, while the third and fourth sets of quadecaplets took part in the Carol Service."

December 14: Carol Service at the Wallace High School
Nicole: "Two days after the third, fourth and fifth sets of quadecaplets took part in a Christmas Concert, the first and second sets of quadecaplets are participating in the Carol Service at Wallace High School and Nicola and Lewis attended."

December 18: Preparing for the Ski Resort
Nicole: "The family then prepared to spend Christmas at the ski resort in Vienna, Austria."

Natalie: "Mommy, can we bring Christmas movies with us?"

Nicola: "Which Christmas movies do you want to bring, dear?"

Julie-Ann: "I want to bring A Chipmunk Christmas."

John: "Can we bring The Nightmare Before Christmas?"

Adam: "Can we bring Miracle on 34th Street, Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2?"

Nicola: "Sounds good."

Lewis: "What else do you want to bring?"

Linda: "I can bring my Sindy doll."

Natalie: "I'm bringing my Barbie doll with me."

Arrival
Nicole: "They then arrived at the George Best Belfast City Airport."

Arriving in Vienna, Austria
Nicole: "They then landed in Vienna Danubepier Hov Airport in Austria."

December 20: The Family Goes Skiing
[Nicola is helping some of the youngest set of quadecaplets to get their ski clothes on]

[The kids are in their ski clothes]

Lewis: "Let's go skiing, kids!"

Watching Christmas Movies
Linda: "Let's watch Santa Buddies!"

Lisa: "Okay!"

Christmas Breakfast
Nicola: "Children, "