Kirochu Family Christmas 2016

Time to Go to the Theatre
[Cousin Kayla is seen wearing a black dress and Cousin Josie is seen wearing a silver dress with matching shoes]

[Cousin Jack is seen wearing a green formal jacket and a matching tie and Cousin Tyler is seen wearing a purple formal jacket and a matching tie]

[Cousin Robert is seen wearing a red formal jacket and Cousin Heidi is seen wearing a light blue formal dress]

Aunt Rhoda: "Who's going to look after Petey while we're gone?"

Grandma Kirochu: "I'll see if I can find a petsitter tonight."

[Orla and James are inspecting Ji-woong and Ji-min]

[Ji-min is seen wearing an emerald green dress and Ji-Woong wearing a burgundy formal jacket with a tuxedo underneath]

Orla: "Why Ji-min, you look fabulous tonight."

James: "You too, Ji-woong,"

Ji-Min: "I'm sure the pet sitter would be so good if she looked after Ji-kwong."

[Orla is seen wearing a purple dress]

Orla: "You're right, Ji-min. Little Ji-kwong is too young to go to the ballet."

Aunt Rhoda: "Where are Tariko and Anna?"

James: "I'll call them."

[James is seen wearing a blue formal jacket]

James: (calling from downstairs) "Girls, the Nutcracker ballet starts in half an hour."

[Tariko and Anna run downstairs for their inspection]

[While Aunt Rhoda and Uncle Frank line their children up for their inspection, Orla and James go over to Tariko, who is wearing a blue kimono]

Orla: "Why, Tariko. I love your kimono."

James: "My, that color is a marvelous choice, Tariko."

[While Uncle Randolph and Aunt Harriet round up their children for their inspection, Orla and James go over to Anna, who is wearing a red sparkly dress with a matching headband with a bow on the left side, white tights, and red Mary-Jane shoes]

Orla: "Why, Anna. That's such a lovely dress. It's such a lovely color, and it suits you very well."

James: "That's beautiful."

Orla: "Okay, Tariko, let's get your hair brushed."

[Aunt Harriet brushes Josie's hair]

[The sitter arrives]

Uncle Randolph: "Everybody ready?"

Uncle Randolph and Aunt Harriet's children: "YES!"

[Orla grabs her black evening handbag]

James: "All right, gang. Grab your coats, we're leaving."

Uncle Frank (calling to his children): " "

The Nutcracker
[James, Uncle Randolph and Uncle Frank lock up their respective cars]

Grandma Kirochu: "Oh Orla and James, this is so exciting!"

Uncle Frank: "Here we are!"

[Anna is fascinated with the Russian dance]

Anna: "Ooh...aah..."

Aftermath
Aunt Rhoda: "Did you all have a good time? Did you like the Nutcracker ballet?"

James: "We had a wonderful time, dear sister."

Christmas Dinner
[The family is at the table eating Christmas dinner at Grandma Kirochu's house]

[Ji woong and Ji min are eating Patsbingsu]

Grandma Kirochu: "Who wants turkey?"

Ji min: "No thank you, I'm a vegetarian."

Ji woong: "Uhh.uhh nah thanks."

Tariko: "No."

James: "The children won't take it, Mother."

Anna: "Yuck! I hate turkey!"

Tariko: "Sorry Granny we kinda agree with Anna."

Grandma Kirochu: "Okay, I'll see what else I've got."

Time to open Christmas Presents
[The kids look into their Christmas Stockings]

Tariko: "Cool! I got Pokemon trading cards, candy canes, pencils, a Mesprit doll. Yippie!!"

Ji Woong: "I got a gift card to Best Buy, some pens, a notepad, iPhone, and a Eminem CD! WOOHOO!!"

Ji min: "I got the new Diary of A Wimpy kid book in Korean, a Flyleaf CD, The Simpsons season 12, the simpsons movie, and a South Park movie, and Ji kwong got a teddy bear, A Pudsey, and a Pikachu doll! Boo-yeah!!"

Ji Kwong: (baubles)

Anna: "I got coal....bah, humbug."

James: "All right, who wants to open their presents?"

Ji woong/Anna/Ji min/Tariko: "Me!"

James: "Ji woong you first."

[Ji woong opens his presents to reveal a Nintendo Wii U with 15 or 18-rated games including Madworld, Ted the movie, The Naked Gun Movies, and a XBOX One with many violent video games, including Grand Theft Auto V,

Ji woong: "Sweet!"

[Tariko opens her presents to reveal a Pikachu doll, Pokemon Sun and Moon version, Pokemon X and Y, a Litten doll, a Sylveon doll, A Laptop, An Azelf and Uxie doll, Pokemon Black and White version in Japanese]

Tariko: "Yay!"

[Ji min opens her presents to reveal the complete first season of South Park, A Family Guy mug, Season 22 of The Simpsons, a complete Diary Of A Wimpy Kid books but they are in Korean, and Ji kwong's presents to reveal a Fox Plush, A Cat Plush, A Doggie Plush, and a Wolf Plush]

[Anna opens her presents to reveal more coal plus a note that said "Anna you have been very bad this year. You lacerated your brother Ji-Woong, killed poor innocent animals, threatened to hit your niece Ji-Kwong, yanked Ji-Min's hair, and attacked Tariko and your mother. Better luck next year." signed Father Christmas in cursive]

Anna: "DARN! I HATE SANTA!! I HATE CHRISTMAS! BAH, HUMBUG!!"

Ji min: "I'm sorry, Anna. Unlike us, you didn't get any presents."

[Tariko blows a raspberry at Anna]

Anna: "(bleep) YOU, SANTA!"

Ji Woong: "Enjoy your coal, Anna-Banana!"

[Ji Woong laughs at her]

Anna: (annoyed) "I thought I told you never to call me that, Ji Woong!"

[Tariko plays with her new Azelf, Uxie, and Mesprit doll]

The Missing Presents
[Cousin Robert, Cousin Heidi, Cousin Jack, Cousin Josie, Cousin Tyler and Cousin Kayla find their presents missing]

Cousin Tyler: "Aunt Orla, I can't find my presents."

Cousin Jack: "Mine are missing,"

Cousin Robert: "Where are my presents?"

Cousin Heidi: "Maybe Santa forgot to give me my presents this year."

Cousin Kayla: "Somebody took my presents!"

Cousin Josie: "Mommy, Daddy, Grandma, Uncle James, Aunt Orla! My presents are gone!"

Uncle Randolph: "What's wrong, Josie?"

Josie: "My presents! They're gone!"

Aunt Rhoda: "My word..."

Ji woong: "Oh"

[cut off by Ji min covering Ji woong's mouth]

Ji min: "Don't swear."

[Tariko appears in a detectives' oufit]

Ji min: "Who's that?"

Josie: "It's female Sherlock Holmes!"

Tariko: "Do you mean Tariko?"

Josie: "Yes!"

Tariko: "I'll talk to everyone who was last seen at the tree."

[Tariko talks to every family member, but receives very little results]

Ji min: "Any luck?"

Tariko: "I don't think so."

Cousin Tyler: "Tariko, my presents vanished!"

[Tariko finds a fallen ornament lying by the tree]

[Grandma Kirochu's pet parrot, Petey squawks at something]

Petey: "Awwk, Awwk!"

Tariko: "What's up, Petey?"

Petey: "Present thief, present thief!"

Cousin Josie: "Is it the Grinch?"

[A mysterious figure (dressed in a black 2nd skin suit) super returns the Pokémon DVDs, Pokémon Blu-Ray's, watch, plush dolls and games; taking the Disney Princess dolls, Barbie dolls, candy canes, peppermint bark, candy, a Pudsey bear, and a Peppa Pig plush]

Tariko: "A thief always returns to the scene of the crime. I found a scrunchie, a piece of peppermint bark and a broken candy cane."

Cousin Robert: "I saw the thief dressed in a black 2nd skin suit. He took Ji Kwong's new Pudsey Bear, and the Peppa pig plush, the Christmas candy and the new dolls]

[Anna is found gagged and bound on the floor]

Ji min: "Anna, dear. Are you all right?"

[Ji min frees Anna from her bindings]

Anna: "The present thief got away...I wanted to make up for all my bad deeds this year by helping to catch the thief, but I messed up."

Ji min: "Don't worry, we'll apprehend the thief."

[ji min turns around to leave]

[Anna smirks]

Anna: (to herself) "Ji min, what a sap! What a fool! She fell for my 'innocent bystander' act! By the time they discover that I am the true thief, it will be too late!"