Birou Family Revisited/Transcript

Four years ago...
Announcer: "Four years ago, Orla was a terrible amok runner, and she was the worst child you could ever encounter..."

Orla: "I....HATE...CARROTS!!!!"

Nicole: "Orla...into the Naughty Pit! NOW!"

Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!"

Nicole: "You lost trampoline time."

Announcer: "Mealtime was no better...especially the former tyke was a picky eater..."

Orla: "I WANT MY PIZZA!"

Announcer: "The former tyke deserved spankings for ruining the holidays..."

Nicole: "If I have to sizzle your rear to fix your attitude, then that's the way it's going to be..."

Announcer: "Such as a messed-up funeral for her grandfather..."

Nicole: "I am never taking you to another funeral, ever!"

Announcer: "Then, Orla came into none of that after..."

Orla: "Mummy...I'm gonna die...It hurts..."

Doctor: "I have some good news, sweetheart. Your surgery was a complete success, and you're as good as new."

And now...
[Time text saying "5 years ago"]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!"

Aunty Carol: "My lord!"

Orla: "Ha ha! I am going to run across the street!"

Nicole: "Orla, those are the ashes of your grandfather!"

Orla: "Nicholas broke it! Punish him!"

[Time text saying "4 years ago"]

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! We are leaving!"

Orla: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD, MUMMY! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

Orla: (singing) "Amazing Grace...How Sweet the Sound...That saved a wretch like me...I once was lost, but now am found...was blind, but now I see..."

Orla: (slurring) "I......om.....syyyyyyyyyyyk..." (Translated: I am sick.)

[Orla barfs]

[Orla nods]

Orla: "NO! I hate lettuce! It's yucky!"

Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"

[Time text saying "3 years ago"]

Orla: "I shall shut you up with some sturdy duct tape!"

[The Theory of Nicole title screen displays]

[Time text saying "2 years ago"]

Nicole: "I'd like you to meet our two new twin sons, Brahm and Treat."

[Time text saying "1 year ago"]

Jo: "The Paci-Fairy is going to collect your binky to give it to the babies who need it."

[Time text saying "Right now"]

Long Time, No See
Jo: "Nicole, it's been a while. How are you?"

Nicole: "I'm doing good, thank you."

Jo: "How are you girls doing?"

Orla: "I'm doing fine, Jo-Jo...except for one thing,"

[Screams are heard in the background]

Kayla and Orla: "Treat and Brahm."

Orla: "Oh, it's so loud and noisy, it's driving Mom, Robert, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and me crazy!"

Treat: "I want my sucker!"

[Brahm screams]

Nicole: "I still use the Vandal Disposal and White Sheets techniques. Orla and Kayla are now attending a new school called Princeton Elementary School."

Jo: "Are those boys any trouble?"

Nicole: "Unfortunately, yes."

Robert: "They ruined Orla and Kayla's birthday party a few months ago."

Nicole: "And this year's family vacation was a sheer nightmare. We went on a family cruise, and the boys were causing such a riot!"

Robert: "Brahm and Treat also wrecked Halloween by taking off their Apollo the Dog costumes and running around a neighbors house nude. They spit in a neighbor's face and all that stuff."

Nicole: "Thanksgiving was absolutely terrible...Brahm threw Orla's centerpiece into the fireplace and burned it into a singe, Treat started a humongous food fight with their cousins...and the boys gobbled up the whole entire pumpkin pie."

Robert: "The boys ruined Hanukkah for my wife's friend, a funeral for my grandfather who passed away from a sudden illness, a wedding for my cousin, the bar mitzvah for my co-star's nephew, and not to mention Christmas."

Nicole: "Easter was absolutely awful! These boys pushed and kicked their sister's and their cousins! They even ruined my cousin's wedding anniversary!"

Jo: "My word..."

Robert: "Skyla's birthday party was a disaster, too."

Nicole: "Orla is a straight-A student. Did I mention that her teacher told me that when she grows up, she wants to be a roller coaster designer?"

Observation begins
Robert: "Brahm, Haidyn, Kayla, Orla, Skyla, Treat, time for church!"

Nicole: "Let's hop to it!"

Orla, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "OK!"

Treat: "I don't wanna go to church!"

Brahm: "Not me!"

Nicole: "Come on, boys! We need to go to church! Get dressed!"

Jo: "But the boys were having none of it."

Nicole: "Come on, we're gonna be late for church!"

Jo: "The boys' behaviors at Church and Sunday School were abysmal."

[The Birou Family are at church, sitting together]

[Brahm and Treat scream at the top of their lungs]

Brahm and Treat: "HI THERE (bleep) FACES YOU (bleep)ING PIECES OF (bleep)!"

Nicole: (whispering) "Boys, keep your voices down!"

[Orla, Kayla, Skyla, Haidyn, Brahm and Treat are in Sunday School]

???: "Hello there children. I'm so glad you all came to Sunday school to join me today."

Kayla/Orla/Haidyn/Skyla: "Good morning, Mrs. Harmony!"

Mrs. Harmony: "Good morning, Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Orla. How are you today?"

Orla: "We are all good, thank you."

[Brahm and Treat scream at the top of her lungs]

Observation continues
Jo: "Later on, the family went to swim in the pool."

[Robert gets Brahm and Treat in their swim trunks while Nicole gets Haidyn, Kayla, Orla and Skyla in their swim suits]

Nicole: "Okay, guys. Are you ready to have fun?"

Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla: "Yeah!"

[Brahm and Treat push Orla and Kayla in the pool]

Jo: "And then the boys pushed the girls into the pool."

[Treat and Brahm push Skyla and Haidyn into the pool]

Robert: "Girls, are you okay?"

[Brahm and Treat jump in the pool as if nothing happened]

Orla: "Yeah, I'm fine."

Kayla: "Me too."

Nicole: "Girls, what happened?"

Haidyn: "A SHARK! MOM, THERE'S A SHARK IN THE POOL!"

Nicole: "What the--?!"

[Brahm smacks Haidyn in the face, while Treat bites Orla's leg]

Orla: "Mom, a shark bit me!"

[Nicole looks at the water to notice Brahm and Treat]

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

Jo: "It turned out that the so-called 'shark' were really the twin boys."

Robert: "What? What happened?"

Orla: "TREAT BIT ME!"

Skyla: "BRAHM PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"

Haidyn: "BRAHM SMACKED ME!"

Kayla: "WE ALL GOT PUSHED IN THE POOL!"

Cut to:

Nicole: "Your behavior was embarrassing and appalling. From now on, you are not going swimming until you learn to behave and I am going to arrange two babysitters the next time we go places that is swimming-related. Instead of swimming, you are going to listen to the babysitters because your behavior was very appalling!"

Brahm and Treat: "Aw, man!"

House Rules
Jo: "We're going to introduce the boys the rules. Number one: no shrieking; number two: no pushing people in the pool; number three: use indoor voices..."

Naughty Pits
[Brahm and Treat work together scribbling pictures of someone resembling the parents and the girls being run over by a steamroller and some profane language with their crayons]

Orla: "Mom, the boys are coloring on the wall!"

Brahm: "YOU USED TO DO THAT STUFF TOO!"

[Nicole comes over to the direction]

Nicole: (gasps) "Look what you have done! You are going to the Naughty Pit, boys!"

Treat: "We aren't, stinker!"

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat into their respective Naughty Pits and confiscates Brahm's Diego plush toy and Treat's Barney plush toy; she also confiscates their Crayola crayons]

Nicole: "Your toys are in toy jail. I'm also taking all your crayons away from you for a week."

Snack Box Technique
Jo: "I wanted Nicole to clean out all the junk that the twins eat."

Nicole: "Okay."

[Nicole cleans out the pantry and cabinet]

Nicole: "Look at all the junk that the boys like to eat."

[Jo sees Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Skittles, jelly beans, Butterfingers, Twinkies, Suzie Q's, Starbursts, soda, energy drink, Almond Joys, Mounds, potato chips, Slim Jim's, Oreos, M&M's, Twizzlers and pork rinds]

Nicole: "I thought I banned these years ago."

Mommy & Me Technique
[Brahm, Haidyn, Kayla, Orla, Skyla and Treat are at the table making sculptures]

Nicole: "Do you wanna make some sculptures?"

Orla, Kayla, Skyla, Haidyn Brahm and Treat: "Yeah!"

Nicole: "Let's roll it like this, okay?"

Orla: "Mine's finished, mom! I made a unicorn!"

Nicole: "Oh, Orla! It's beautiful! I like it!"

Jo: "Orla made a unicorn, Skyla made a butterfly, Kayla made a mermaid, and Haidyn made a fairy."

Nicole: "Oh, girls. I love them. They're absolutely beautiful! I love them!"

Haidyn, Kayla, Orla and Skyla: "Thanks, mom!"

Jo: "As soon as the sculptures were finished and ready for display, Brahm and Treat destroyed them."

[Brahm and Treat destroy their older sisters' sculptures by disassebmbling the parts and throwing them out in the road outside]

Nicole: "Oh, no...what happened?"

[Orla sobs while holding her destroyed unicorn]

Orla: "Brahm destroyed my unicorn! I was going to paint it white and the mane purple as soon as it was dry."

Nicole: "Naughty boys! Naughty boys!"

Treat: (scoffs) "They're stupid sculptures!"

Nicole: "That is not nice! It's your butts in the Naughty Pits!"

Treat: (sneering) "They dare and they did."

Nicole: "I'm going to carry you to the Naughty Pits!"

[Nicole carries Treat and Robert carries Brahm to their persective Naughty Pits]

[Nicole confiscates Brahm's Geo plush doll and Treat's toy firetruck and deposits them into the toy time-out box]

Nicole: "You have been placed there because you destroyed the sculptures of your older sisters. In addition to that, your Geo and firetruck are both in toy jail."

Brahm: "I WANT GEO!!!!!"

Treat: "I WANT MY FIRETRUCK!!!!!"

Nicole: "You can have them back if you behave yourselves for the rest of the day,"

Treat: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR ORLA, SKYLA, KAYLA AND HAIDYN!!!"

Nicole: "That's because they behave themselves, unlike you two."

Ask Supernanny
Jo: "Parents, when should you plan a child's birthday party?"

Haidyn's Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Haidyn's birthday party, and she was having a Spongebob-themed party with her friends from school, Sunday school and gymnastics class."

[Nicole and Robert decorate the backyard with Spongebob party decorations]

Robert: "Orla, Kayla, Haidyn and Skyla helped us out with the decorations. They even played the suitable music for the party."

[Spongebob music is playing in the background]

Nicole (dressed in an adult SpongeBob Babe costume plus size): I'll go and get the kids ready for the party."

[Nicole is in the living room, getting Brahm and Treat dressed in their SpongeBob costumes]

Nicole: "There, you look absolutely perfect! Now let's go join your sisters and your father."

[Nicole takes Brahm and Treat outside]

[Haidyn's friends arrive]

Mariah: "Hi, Haidyn! How are you?"

Haidyn: "I'm doing fine, Mariah."

Mariah: "Amber, Allison, Rachel, Izzy, Hannah, Yuki, Danielle, Natalie, Imogen and Amy are coming too."

[Amber, Amy, Allison, Danielle, Hannah, Izzy, Imogen, Natalie, Rachel and Yuki arrive]

Robert (dressed in an adult Spongebob Squarepants costume): "Look, Haidyn. Your friends are here."

Danielle (dressed in a child-sized Spongebob Squarepants girl costume): "What should we do first?"

Haidyn: "How about the Spongebob 5-in-1 combo my stepdad rented?"

Izzy: "Sounds good!"

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

[Treat puts fireworks into the Spongebob cake]

Jo: "Until Treat decided to put fireworks into the Spongebob cake, which exploded."

[The Spongebob birthday cake explodes all over everybody]

Nicole: "Oh, my god!"

[Orla goes over to the buffet table to have a Krabby Patty, but to find the Krabby Patties missing]

Orla: "Mom, Plankton has stolen the Krabby Patties and he's going to steal the Krabby Patty formula!"

Nicole: "What? The Krabby Patties are gone?"

[Nicole finds a few crumbs on the Krabby Patty plate]

Nicole: "Hmmm, if I were 'Plankton', where would I stash those Krabby Patties?"

Guest's parent: "I bought a spare cake."

[Brahm and Treat smashes the cake at Nicole's face]

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

Robert: "Hey, where are the Krabby Patties? Did Plankton manage to steal them in hopes to get the Krabby Patty recipe?"

[Nicole lifts the tablecloth up and looks under the table, and finds Brahm and Treat gobbling up Krabby Patties]

Nicole: "What are you boys doing?"

Brahm: "Eating Krabby Patties."

Nicole: "What did I specifically tell you about not messing up her party?!"

Treat: "Plankton sent us to do it."

[Brahm belches]

[Treat burps]

Nicole: "You've ruined your appetite for dinner."

Reward Chart
Jo: "I'm now introducing the Reward Chart to you, boys. You two are little cowboys."

[Jo shows pictures of Brahm and Treat, dressed up as cowboys]

Treat: "What, are those cowboys?"

Jo: "Yes, those are cowboys. Everytime that you show mommy and daddy that you can behave yourselves, you get to move up one space on the trail until you reach...the golden Sherrif badge!"

[points to the golden star-shaped badge on the picture]

Jo: "When you reach the Sherrif's badge, you get to do what you want to do, would you like that?"

Brahm/Treat: "Yeah!"

Onward
Jo: "The next day, the family went to Sea World."

Orla: "Look, mom! I want to go see the orca!"

Nicole: "Okay, let's go see the orca show."

[The family are watching an orca show]

Robert: "Here comes Shamu, kids."

[Shamu appears from the water and splashes about]

Everyone: "WOW!!!" [applauds]

Nicole: "Robert, where are Treat and Brahm?"

[Robert notices the boys missing]

Kayla/Orla: "Mom, Robert, look!"

Robert: "What the...?"

Nicole: "Oh, my goodness."

Robert: "Boys, where are you?"

[Brahm smashes a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat]

Nicole: "Oh, my god...Brahm..."

[All the water fall out and all of the guppies flip to the floor]

Robert: "Brahm Allan Jennings! You are going to timeout!"

[Robert sends Brahm to timeout]

Robert: "You have been placed here because you smashed a fish tank. Now you stay there until I come and get you. At the moment we get home, your Geo will be in toy jail."

Nicole: "Here is a list so we don't forget."

[Nicole shows Robert a list titled "CONFISCATED TOYS" and writes down "Brahm's Geo plush"]

Robert: "Where's Treat?"

Haidyn: "Mom, Robert, he's over there!"

Nicole: "Oh, my god! Treat Triton Jennings!"

[Treat is riding on the orca, naked, and he spits in one of the guests' faces]

[Treat laughs at that]

[Nicole picks up Treat and carries him to timeout]

Nicole: "Treat, you were in timeout for spitting in a person's face and riding on Shamu naked. Stay here for 3 minutes. Your Barney is also in toy jail once we get home."

[Nicole writes down "Treat's Barney plush" on the list]

Robert: "Two confiscated toys so far?"

Nicole: "Yes."

[Brahm and Treat escape from timeout and ride on Shamu naked]

Nicole: "Oh, my god, boys."

[Nicole scoops up the twins and returns them to timeout]

Nicole: "Brahm, your bomb bird will be in toy jail. Treat, your Squacky plush toy will be in toy jail as well. Now put your clothes back on."

[Robert writes down Brahm's Angry Birds Black Bird Plush and Treat's 13" Squacky the Duck plush toy on the list]

Brahm: "I WANT MY BOMB BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Treat: "I WANT SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

Nicole: "You should have thought about it once before you rode on Shamu naked."

[Brahm and Treat flip Nicole off]

[Nicole writes down Brahm's 13" Apollo the Dog plush toy and Treat's Curious George plush toy on the list]

Nicole: "Your Apollo and Curious George are in toy jail by the moment we get home."

Brahm and Treat: (screeching) "WE WANT APOLLO AND CURRIOOUSSS GEOOOORGGEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Nicole: (angrily) "12 MINUTES!"

[Nicole writes down Brahm's 13" Big Bird plush toy and Treat's 13" Bugs Bunny plush toy on the list]

Nicole: "Big Bird and Bugs Bunny are in toy jail as well."

Brahm and Treat: (screeching) "WE WANT BIG BIRD AND BUGGGGGGGGGGGSSSS BUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Nicole: "Too bad, you just lost them!"

Brahm: "WE HATE YOU! WE WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!!"

[Nicole writes down Brahm's 12" Chica the Chicken plush toy and Treat's Boots the Monkey plush toy on the list]

Nicole: "Chica and Boots are now in toy jail."

Brahm and Treat: "WE WANT CHICA AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!"

[Treat bites a guest's leg]

Nicole: "TREAT TRITON JENNINGS!"

[Nicole writed down Treat's Pajanimals coloring book on the list]

Nicole: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED TREAT TRITON, YOU'VE NOW LOST YOUR PAJANIMALS COLORING BOOK!"

Treat: "I WANT MY COLORING BOOK!"

Nicole: "You cannot get it back, unfortunately."

[Robert and Nicole leave the boys in timeout for 12 minutes]

12 minutes later

Nicole: "Treat, you were in timeout because you bit a guest in the leg, spoke rudely to mommy, flipped mommy off and rode on Shamu with your clothes off. You also did some spitting at a person's face. I will not tolerate this anymore. I want an apology."

Treat: "Sorry, mommy."

Nicole: "Thank you."

[Nicole and Treat hug and kiss]

Robert: "Brahm, you were put in timeout because you and your brother smashed a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat, spoke rudely to mommy, flipped mommy off, and rode on Shamu with your clothes off. Now I want an apology please."

Brahm: "I'm sorry, dad."

Robert: "Gimme a hug."

[Brahm and Robert hug and kiss]

Robert: "I love you."

DVD Meeting
Nicole: "BOYS!!!!!!!!"

Treat: "What, sweet mother of ours?"

Brahm: "Why do you call for us?"

Nicole: "How many times have I told you two, to leave my Facebook account alone?! Look what you've done!"

[We see Nicole's Facebook entry, "I am a big, round and fat Poopie-head. I love to leave Brahm and Treat alone and eat lots of peanut butter cups and ice cream! And I hate mummy too!"]

Nicole: "You know what boys? You've bought yourselves a trip to the Naughty Pit!"

Brahm: (sarcastically) "Ooh, we're so scared!"

Epic Tantrum
Treat: "Mummy, can we have Burger King Kids' meals?"

Brahm: "We want cheeseburgers, French fries, and coca cola!"

Nicole: "Not tonight! We are going to have salad with chicken!"

[Treat starts bawling]

Brahm: "But, we don't like that food!"

Nicole: "You boys are going to eat what we are having and that's that."

[Brahm tosses his fork to the pot and one of his shoes where all the salad and chicken falls out]

Nicole: "You know what, you will be going to the Naughty Pit, Brahm!"

[Robert sends Brahm to the Naughty Pit]

[Brahm punches Robert's leg]

Robert: "Brahm Allan Jennings! You do not punch dad's leg!"

Brahm: "I...HATE...SALAD!"

Orla: "Mealtimes are such a nightmare, especially with my little brothers. It's so embarrassing to go out to dinner because of the way they act in public."

[Orla retreats to her room to start her spelling homework]

Kayla: "Orla, are you okay in there?"

Orla: "Yeah, I'm fine. Those boys are driving me crazy."

[Robert deposits Treat into the Naughty Pit]

Robert: "You boys are sitting in time-out because you didn't listen to mommy when she asked you to eat your dinner."

[Robert walks away and sets the timer]

Nicole: "Where's Orla?"

Robert: "The drama was too much for her, so she went upstairs to start her spelling homework, I think."

Nicole: "And Kayla?"

Robert: "She went up to check on her sister."

[Brahm and Treat escape their Naughty Pits and run into Orla's bedroom, snatching Orla's spelling homework from her]

Orla: "Hey! Come back here with my homework!"

[Orla chases the boys]

Orla: "MOM! They got my spelling homework!"

Treat: "Can't catch us, Smelly!"

[Treat and Brahm run into the bathroom and lock the door]

Orla: "MOM!"

[Nicole appears in the hallway]

Nicole: "Boys, open this door and give your sister back her homework!"

Brahm: "NO!"

Orla: "I have a huge spelling test tomorrow! Please give it back!"

Brahm: "NO!"

Nicole: "If you don't, your Super Soaker Monster is in toy jail."

Brahm: "NO!"

Nicole: "Fine, don't. But your Super Soaker Monster is in toy jail."

Brahm: "IT'S NOT, (bleep)ER!"

[Nicole confiscates Brahm's Super Soaker Monster and deposits it into the toy time-out box]

[Nicole unlocks the door with a key]

Brahm: "NO!"

[Nicole stops Brahm from carrying on his threat to flush Orla's spelling homework down the toilet, and deposits Brahm to the Naughty Pit and some balls]

Nicole: "Here's your spelling homework back, dear."

Orla: "Thank you."

[The twins escape and grab Nicole's phone and ask for 10 pizzas, 4 cheeseburgers, 2 gallons of strawberry ice cream, 5 boxes of Pajanimals cereal, 5 boxes of Trix cereal, 5 boxes of Fruity Pebbles cereal, 5 boxes of Lucky Charms cereal, 10 loaves of bread, 14 boxes of Pop-Tarts, 5 sets of Hi-C juice boxes, 6 boxes of M&M candy coated cookies, 5 boxes of macaroni and cheese, 4 sets of apple turnover, 6 cans of Original Pringles, 10 bottles of Sunkist 7 boxes of Hostess Twinkies, 13 hot dogs, 15 sets of chicken nuggets, 9 hot wings, 3 salted pretzels, 9 sets of french fries, 2 bags of Chex Mix, 4 boxes of donuts, 12 peanut butter jars, 10 packs of Pajanimals fruit snacks, 12 jelly jars, 15 packs of candy, 4 cakes, 6 cups of Rita's cherry water ice, 8 boxes of Animal Crackers and 9 boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls]

Orla: "Mom, are we having a party or something?"

Nicole: "No, dear. Why?"

Orla: "It looks like we have enough food for a big party."

[Nicole looks and sees the food the boys asked for over the phone]

Nicole: "BOYS!!!!!!!!"

Kayla: "Mom, I brought home a flyer about a school food drive; the school's asking for non-perishable foods to donate. Do you think we have anything to give for the food drive?"

Thought Box
Jo: "Hi, girls."

Skyla: "Hi, Jo-Jo."

[Kayla, Haidyn and Orla cover their ears]

Haidyn: "Those boys are a real pain in the butt, I wish we could go on vacation without them."

Orla: "Man! They are so annoying! They keep disturbing me when I try to do my homework! I need my private space whenever I'm doing my homework.

Homework Station
Jo: "Orla had had her space interrupted and disturbed while she tried to do her homework, so today, I introduced the Homework Station."

Robert: "Look Orla, you can do your homework in peace without Brahm and Treat bothering you. You have your own private homework station. If you'd like, you can have your mother, me, Kayla, Haidyn or Skyla help you study, would you like that?"

Orla: "Yes, Robert. I'd like that."

Robert: "Here is a privacy shield."

[Robert shows Orla a privacy shield]

Orla: "Thank you. That is a good idea. That way I won't notice them when the twins misbehave."

[Orla opens her textbook and gets started on her homework]

The twins VS the babysitters
Jo: "The family is going out to the lake, and Nicole has confirmed that she would arrange two young babysitters for the boys, and she did. What was going on, was making the two babysitters' lives miserable."

[Orla comes out with a Tangled bathing suit on]

Nicole: "I arranged Melissa and Liz. They are in the same family as Diana. Melissa and Liz are two of the seventh vigintuplet sisters. I've noticed the family has over 10 sets of vigintuplets. I've also noticed that Jo arranged babysitters from the same family."

[Kayla comes out with a Disney Princess bathing suit on]

Kayla: "Where's Haidyn?"

Haidyn: "I'm here"

Robert: "Is everybody ready to go?"

Treat: "Why do we have to be stuck at home with Dumb and Dumber!"

[Melissa and Liz look offended but don't say anything]

Nicole: "The list of emergency numbers is on the refrigerator, and their naptime is at 2:15pm."

Melissa: "Okay."

Nicole: "Their lunches are steamed pita chicken tacos with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, and fajitas."

Robert: "The taco bar is over there. See you guys at 4:00pm."

Treat: "Can we have burger king kids' meals for lunch?"

Brahm: "We want cheeseburgers, french fries, and coca cola!"

Melissa: "No, Treat and Brahm."

Brahm: (screeching) "WE WANT BURGER KING! WE WANT IT!"

Melissa: "Your mother said, you are NOT having burger king kids' meals, Treat and Brahm. You are having a steamed pita chicken taco with vegetables!"

[Brahm punches Melissa in the face]

Melissa: "Brahm, it is unacceptable to punch me in the face."

Treat: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Treat bites Melissa's arm]

Melissa: "OUCH!!! Liz, can you help me?"

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Curious George Matching Game and My Pillow Pets Penguin 18" and Treat's Chutes and Ladders game and Hide N Squeak Eggs and puts them into the toy time-out box]

[Treat pees in the hallway]

[Brahm pees on the Mario statue]

[Treat pees on the Master Hand statue]

[Brahm and Treat run outside and climb on Skyla's trampoline]

[Brahm and Treat jump up and down on the trampoline]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Raggedy Andy Doll and Treat's Barney plush doll and Luigi plush and deposits them into the toy-time out box]

10 minutes later

[Treat and Brahm climb off the trampoline, climb on their tricycles and ride to the park playground]

Melissa: "Hey, where do you boys think you are going?"

Treat: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Brahm and Treat flip Melissa off]

[Liz send Brahm and Treat to their respective Naughty Pit]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Elmo plush doll and Treat's Super Soaker Monster water gun and deposits them into the Toy Time-Out box]

[Brahm hits Liz]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Angry Birds Bomb Bird plush and deposits it into the toy time-out box]

[cut to: Robert, Nicole and their daughters at the lake]

Nicole: "Has everybody got a life jacket on?"

Haidyn: "Yes, mom!"

Skyla: "Uh-huh."

Orla: "Yup!"

Kayla: "I need a little help. The buckle won't reach."

Robert: "Here, let me help you."

cut to:

[Brahm and Treat are coloring on the walls]

Brahm: "(bleep) you!"

Treat: "(bleep)!"

[Brahm and Treat flip Melissa off]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Chica the Chicken and Treat's Super Soaker Monster and returns them to the toy time-out box]

[Brahm and Treat run outside and jump in the pool]

Brahm: "(bleep),"

Treat: "(bleep),"

[Melissa comes outside]

Melissa: "Hey, get out of the pool. You two are not allowed to be swimming."

Brahm: "(bleep),"

Treat: "(bleep)!"

[Brahm and Treat run out of the yard]

[Melissa and Liz try to chase after them]

[Brahm and Treat lock Melissa and Liz outside]

Liz: "Hey, you two! Open up!"

Cut to:

The twins forfeit
Jo: "Later on, the twins decided to apologize to their family and assuring that it will never happen again."

Brahm: "I want to take my anger away."

Jo: "Well, let's take all of your thoughts to this sheet of paper. We are going to crumble it up and stomp on it. You can apologize after that."