Archibald Family 2044 Christmas

Meet Lola The Elf On The Shelf
Portia: "This is Lola The Elf On The Shelf, She will keep an eye on you."

Christmas Shopping
[Raymond mumbles happily]

Portia: "Raymond, what would you like for Christmas?"

[Raymond presses the "A disney movie." button on his GoTalk 32+]

GoTalk 32+: "A disney movie."

Portia: "Ok!"

Meeting Santa Claus
Santa: "Hello! What would you like for Christmas?"

[Raymond presses the "A disney movie." button on his GoTalk 32+ again]

GoTalk 32+: "A disney movie."

Santa: "Ok!"

Christmas Eve
Portia: "Gather around everybody! It's time for Christmas Dinner."

[Raymond presses the "Arby's" button on his GoTalk 32+]

GoTalk 32+: "Arby's."

Portia: "No, Raymond!"

Grandpa Sanford: "You don't get fast food for dinner on Christmas Eve. You have this buffet called Christmas Dinner!"

[Raymond presses the "Arby's" button on his GoTalk 32+]

GoTalk 32+: "Arby's."

Portia: "Nope! You're having Christmas Dinner."

[Raymond starts crying hysterically]

[Raymond begins to scream as he bites his hand]

[Raymond hits Grandpa Sanford]

Grandpa Sanford: "Ouch!"

[Raymond falls to the ground and bangs his head 2 times rapidly]

[Raymond screams at the top of his lungs as he cries hysterically and gooify]

Portia: "Raymond, This is your warning!"

[Raymond pinches Grandpa Sanford]

Grandpa Sanford: "OW OW!!"

Grandpa Sanford: "Raymond, you don't pinch me!"

[Raymond hits Grandaunt Rose]

Grandaunt Rose: "Ouch!"

[Raymond bawls as he bites his toe]

Portia: "RAYMOND!!"

[Raymond hits Portia]

[Raymond hits Elias]

[Raymond throws the vase at Elias, causing him to cry."

Elias (crying): "OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"

[Elias cries hysterically]

Portia: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!!!"

[Raymond hits Portia 8 times]

[Raymond sucks on his fingers]

Portia: "You need a helmet."

[Raymond screams as he hits himself]

[Raymond screams as he bites his toe again]

[Portia comes back with Raymond's helmet]

[Portia tries it on Raymond]

Portia: "We are not getting Burger King."

Portia: "Now when you're ready, then you can sit down."

[Raymond hits himself]

Portia: "Ok then, then your not ready!"

[Raymond bites himself]

4 minutes later....