TV and Hippies are bad!

TV and hippies are bad is a book made by Krystyna Halles and Hippiesarestupid Figlow.

Chapter 1: Why TV is bad
ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! TV IS BAD AND FOR ADULTS ONLY AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! SPANK YOUR KID PS WHEN THEY WATCH TV! THE Naughty Step METHOD IS THE WORST! IT MAKES KIDS WATCH TV EVEN MORE THAN THEY DO!! SPANKING IS THE BEST AND NAUGHTY STEP IS THE WORST! JUST ASK ME! MY DAUGHTER ELYSSA LOVES TV SO I SPANK 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES WITH A F***ING MACE WHICH YOU SHOULD DO TOO!!!

Chapter 2:Why pop music is bad
THE SPICE GIRLS ARE SO EVIL! CRAPSTREET BOYZZZZ ARE TOO! MY DAUGTHER ILLONA SINGS POP MUSIC SO I F***ING SPANK HER 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES WITH A MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO PUT SOAP IN HER MOUTH! THE KIND THAT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU USE IT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!!!! I HATE THE SONG EVERYBODY BY THE BACKSTREET BOYZ MORE THAN I HATE DONALD TRUMP!!!!

Chapter 3: Why spanking is good
SPANKING IS DA BEST GUYZZZZZ!!!!