Kirochu Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Annoncer: "Tonight On Supernanny..."

[Anna screams]

Annoncer: "Jo visits the family with the most badly behaved child ever and 1 grandchild."

Anna: "I want to beat up that lady,"

Orla: "No you don't,"

Annoncer: "And hitting her sister."

[Anna hits Tariko]

Tariko: "I feel a bit left out because of Anna's behavior."

Annoncer: "Will the disrespection continue or will Jo get Anna to change her ways?"

Anna: "Supernanny is gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "i am in England in the town of Pudsey, let's see what family we have here."

???: "Hi i'm Orla, and i'm a stay at home mom."

???: "And i'm James, and I work at a car company i work 6 days a week."

???: "Hi, i'm Ji Min I'm 18."

Orla: "We have 4 beautiful children who came into our family through adoption. Twins Ji Woong and Ji Min just turned 18 and they are from South Korea, Tariko is 10 she came from Japan, and Anna Just Turned 6 and she is from Russia and our grandchild Baby Ji Kwong is a newborn and lived for a fortnight and is from South Korea."

James: "Anna is a spoiled child; she hits her 2 sisters who are well behaved, snatches toys from baby Ji Kwong and hits her niece, who is well behaved as well. All of them know how to speak English. Anna got expelled from 10 different schools. To tell the truth, I really do not know about those schools because Orla won't tell me."

Anna: "(Bleep) you! mother(bleep)er!"

Orla: "Anna will swear, backtalk, ruin the holidays or special occasions, refuse to eat her vegetables and hit her brother and sisters."

[Anna Hitting Ji Woong]

JI Woong: "Ow! stop it!"

James: "She will also hit Ji Kwong."

[Anna hits Ji Kwong]

[Ji Kwong cries]

Ji min: "Please be nice around your niece, she's only a baby."

Anna: "No she's not, she's a big girl."

Ji min: "No, your the big girl, and Ji Kwong's a baby."

Tariko: "My little sister is not being a good girl; she won't share her toys with me."

Ji woong: "She hits baby Ji Kwong."

Ji min: "Ji Kwong's only a baby."

Tariko, Ji Woong, and Ji min: "Supernanny we need you now!"

Jo: "I'm on my way!"

Observation begins
Jo:Hello you must be Orla

Orla:"Please, do come on in."

[Jo sees Ji Kwong]

Jo: "Hello sweetie,"

Orla: "Yes, this is my adoptive granddaughter, Ji Kwong. Ji Min got pregnant at 17 and had her when after 4 days after turning 18. We adopted her at 16, Tariko was 9, and Anna was 5."

Ji Min: "Hi you must be Jo. My twin brother is in a room with Tariko."

Ji Min: I was happy when I saw Jo; I could not believe my eyes."

Jo: "Okay."

[Jo goes in the room to see Ji Woong and Tariko watching Pokemon]

Jo: "Hi, you must be Tariko. I'm Jojo."

Tariko: "Hi Jojo."

Ji Woong: "Hi."

Jo: "Wait, where's Anna?"

Ji Woong: "She is grounded for a month."

Jo: "Why?"

Tariko: "She stole all my Pokemon DVDs and shoplifted at Asda!"

Jo: "What did she steal?"

Tariko: "Oh, some pudsey bears."

Jo: "Can I see her?"

Tariko: "Sure, but be careful; she throws T.Y. beanie babies at you if you come in her room."

Tariko: "I was happy when i saw Jojo."

[Jo comes in Anna's room]

Anna: (sneering) "Hi there (bleep) face you (bleep) you piece of (bleep)!"

[Anna throws her T.Y. beanie babies at Jo]

Tariko: "See?"

Jo: "I do not want you to use that kind of language! Those are not very nice words to say."

Anna: "(bleep) you mother(bleeper)!"

Jo: "It was absolutely disgusting! Where did that 6-year-old hear such words like that?"

Kirochu Family Issues
Orla:Anna i want you to finish your carrots and your cauliflower."

Anna: "I DON'T LIKE THAT! IT TASTES LIKE (bleep)!"

Orla: "Anna, I do not want that lanugauge for Ji Kwong to hear!"

Anna: "Mummy, you're a (bleep)!"

[Anna shows Orla her fist closed with her middle finger extended]

Jo: "I Cannot believe that a 6-year old just called her mother a bad word and gave her the middle finger that's just disgusting!"

[Orla Spanks Anna with her hand]

Orla: "NO! You do not do that!"

Anna: "MUMMY! GO DIE MUMMY!"

Orla: "YOU DO NOT FLIP MOMMY OFF! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

Parent Meeting
James: "As I work 6 days a week, I come home on a Sunday."

Orla: "Yeah. Okay, I will tell you."

[Orla hands Jo a list of the schools]


 * 1) Kings primary school for using bad words
 * 2) Little princess school for trying to kill her teacher
 * 3) Petersburn primary for stealing pudsey bear plushies that were raffle prizes
 * 4) St. John's primary for flashing her privates to her classmates
 * 5) St. James Catholic School for making a 16-17 year old class watch disgusting videos
 * 6) St. Mary's primary for stealing money from a collection plate
 * 7) St. Carius primary for shoplifting 18 £6 pudsey bear plushes on a shopping trip to Asda
 * 8) St. Peter's primary for saying The F word in front of the nursery
 * 9) Farland school for girls for peeing on the school work
 * 10) St. Carl's for bullying her 5 classmates because all 5 of her classmates won a pudsey bear in the school children in need raffle and she didn't

Jo: "That behavior's got to stop."

Orla: "I know, we're starting to run out of schools that she is not expelled from."

Jo: "Let's talk about the language. I mean, where on Earth does he hear such words like that?"

Orla: "Umm...I believe that she learned that language from Ji Woong's classmates."

Jo: "Have you taught her that that kind of language is innapropriate?"

Orla: "I did not; I barely said any bad words"

House Rules
Jo: "Okay, I am going to introduce some house rules."

[Anna Yawns]

Jo: "No bullying."

Anna: If you ask me, I think rules are stupid."

Jo: "No Shoplifting from stores."

Anna: "That's not fair

Jo: "No stealing from collection plates in school; as a matter of fact, no stealing, period."

Jo: "No hurting others."

Jo: "No going pee-pee anywhere but the toilet."

Jo: "No swearing."

Anna: "Worst rules ever."

Jo: "You must eat your vegetables."

[Anna Yawns]

[Anna covers her ears saying la la lala]

Anna: "I Can't hear you."

Jo: "Anna, stop it."

Orla: "Anna do not interrupt Jojo."

Anna: "NO!"

[Anna snatches the pen of Jo and vandalizes the couch and writes inappropriate words down]

Orla: "Anna you do not vandilize the Couch and Floor."

[Jo points at a seated couch]

Jo: "That is the naughty couch."

[Orla Picks up Anna and puts her on the naughty couch]

Orla: "Plus your Bugs Bunny is in toy jail!"

Anna: "I WANNNT BUUGGGGGGGGGS BUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!"

[Orla puts Anna's Bugs Bunny plush toy in the toy time out box]

Jo: "You stay there until it is okay to get up, do you understand?"

Naughty Couch Technique
[Tariko is having a tea party with her stuffed plushes, Azelf, Mesprit, and Uxie.]

Tariko: "Would you please excuse me, I'll be right back."

[Tariko leaves the table]

[A hand reaches out and grabs Azelf from its chair]

[Tariko returns with a teapot]

Tariko: "Would you like some tea--Wait, where is Azelf?"

Jo: "It wasn't long before Anna stole Tariko's Azelf plush toy."

Tariko: "Anna, can I have my Azelf plush back please?"

Anna: "No!"

Tariko: "MOOOOM!"

Orla: What, what is it?"

Tariko: "ANNA WON'T GIVE ME MY AZELF PLUSH!"

Orla: "Anna, give it to her."

Anna: "No!"

[Anna tears off the Azelf plush doll's head]

Jo: "And then she beheaded the plush doll.

Orla: "Anna why did you do that? that was so mean of you!

Anna: [scoffs] "You know she has 700 Pokemon plushies, she can play with her other 699 plushies!"

Tariko: "I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY AZELF PLUSH!"

Anna: "GO PLAY WITH YOUR PIKACHU!"

Tariko: "Anna destroyed my favorite toy!"

Orla: "You know what? You just gave yourself a trip to the naughty couch young lady!"

[Orla disarms Anna then gives the decapitated Azelf plush doll back to Tariko]

Orla: "Plus your Peppa Pig doll is in toy jail."

Anna: "I WANT PEPPA PIG!"

[Orla puts the Peppa Pig doll in the toy time-out box]

Tariko: "MY AZELF! ANNA KILLED MY AZELF!"

[Tariko starts to bawl]

[Orla places Anna onto the Naughty Couch]

Orla: "You do not destroy your sister's property."

[Tariko sobs]

Tariko: "Anna killed my Azelf!"

Orla: "Give it here, I can save Azelf! Let me perform a little surgery."

Tariko: "I just got that Azelf plush for Christmas alongside with my Mesprit and Uxie plush doll but my sister broke my Azelf; I loved that one."

[Orla takes the decapitated Azelf doll into a room with a sign that reads, "Keep Out, Surgery in Progress"]

[Jo comforts the crying Tariko]

Jo: "Calm down, Tariko, Anna is in time-out now, and your mommy is going to perform a little surgery to try to save Azelf."

[Orla is in a room, sewing the Azelf's head back on its body]

Orla: "And we are good. Surgery complete."

[Orla steps out of the room with the repaired Azelf plush and goes to Tariko]

Orla: "Tariko?"

Tariko: "Yes, mom?"

Orla: "The surgery was a complete success, your Azelf is now recovering."

Jo: "[Firm voice] I do not find funny that you think it is okay to behead your sister's Azelf plush It is unacceptable behavior now sit there for 6 minutes!"

[Anna escapes the Naughty Couch and rides her Mongoose Lake Girls' bike]

Orla: "Anna, come back inside!"

Anna: "So long, suckers! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Orla: "ANNA GET BACK HERE BEFORE I SELL ALL OF YOUR MONSTER HIGH DOLLS ON eBAY!"

Jo: "I was like, 'eBay?!'"

Jo: "What do you mean, sell your daughter's dolls on eBay?"

[Anna grumbles as she comes over to Orla's direction]

Orla: "Thank you. Now let's go back to the Naughty Couch."

Anna: "I don't wanna go[cries]"

Orla: "Yes, you do."

[Orla puts Anna on the Naughty Couch]

Anna: "You are such a stupid animal, Orla!"

Onward
Jo: "Later on that day, it was playtime in the den, then Anna started hitting her niece, baby Ji Kwong."

[Ji Kwong cries]

Ji min: "please be nice around your niece, she's only a baby."

Anna: "No she's not she's a big girl."

Ji min: "No, you're the big girl, Ji Kwong's a baby."

[Anna hits Ji Kwong again and Ji min grabs her Draculaura doll]

Anna: "Give me back my Draculaura!"

Ji Min: "Hey, this is your warning."

Anna: "But she took my Draculaura doll."

Jo: "Put her on the Naughty couch."

[Ji min puts Anna on the Naughty Couch]

Ji min: "Anna Yaki Kirochu, you do not hit Baby Ji Kwong because that behavior is not acceptable, do you understand? Now stay there for 6 minutes, plus your Draculaura doll's going in toy jail."

[Ji Min confiscated Anna's Draculaura doll and places it into the toy time-out box]

6 minutes later

Ji min: "Anna, I put you here for time out because you were hitting Ji Kwong. Now say your sorry to Ji Kwong."

Anna: "Sorry, Ji Kwong."

[Anna hugs Ji Kwong]

At Asda
Jo: "Later on that afternoon, Orla went to Asda to do some shopping to buy Tariko's birthday present, Anna started to play up again; she shoplifted some Yu-Gi-Oh Cards."

Orla: "Anna, put those back! I swear to god!"

[Anna reluctantly puts them back while giving her mother a dirty look]

Orla: "Then, when I got a Pudsey Bear for Tariko, Anna started playing up again because she wanted one too."

Anna: "Mommy can I have a Pudsey Bear?"

Orla: "No, no, I got enough for 1 Pudsey; I don't have enough to buy two plus your birthday will be next year because you just turned 6 a few weeks ago."

Anna: "IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT PUDSEY, I WANT PUDSEY, I WANT PUDSEY!"

Orla: "Anna, stop it right now."

[Anna Runs Off]

[Ji Woong catches her]

Ji Woong: "Anna, stop it!"

Anna: "Let me go, you animal!"

[Anna kicks Ji Woong's priviate area causing him to fall]

Ji woong: "Anna, you (bleep)ing diva!"

[Ji woong gets up]

Ji woong: "Mom help me please!"

[Orla catches Anna]

Orla: ANNA YAKI KIROCHU! your behavior was embarrassing and disruptive for now on you are going in a trolley when we go next time!"

Security: "Excuse me, sweetheart. Please open your coat and step inside the store."

[Anna reluctantly opens her coat, and reveals that she had stolen a Pudsey Bear]

[Orla got home and made sure that Anna and Tariko were seperated]

Jo: "Anna was officialy banned from the store for life. As soon as they got home, Orla put Anna on the Naughty Couch."

Orla: "You are on this Naughty Couch because you kicked your brother in the private area you wandered off. Now stay there for 12 minutes! plus your Snow White is in toy jail!"

Anna: "I hate you and I wish you were dead!"

[Orla consficates Anna's Snow White doll]

12 minutes later

Orla: "You were on here because you kicked your brother in the private area and you wandered off. Now I want you to say sorry."

Anna: "Sorry Mummy."

Orla: "Now go say sorry to Ji Woong."

Anna: "Sorry Ji Woong."

Ji woong: "That's okay."

[Anna hugs Ji woong)

Tariko's 11th Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Tariko's 11th birthday party, and she was having a Pokemon-themed party at a local roller skating rink. Her best friend Amanda who was 1 year younger who also likes Pokemon came to play she did not know that Tariko was Japanese."

Amanda: "Happy birthday Tariko Happy Birthday to you!!"

Tariko: "Thanks!"

Amanda: "All your classmates are here!"

Tariko: "I refuse to invite Anna to my party because she ruined my 10th birthday by putting cherry bombs on the cake."

Amanda: "Yeah she ruins everything!"

Tariko: "Plus my mum fixed my Azelf plush after that no-good Anna beheaded it."

[Orla comes in with a Pokemon chocolate cake that says in Japanese Happy birthday Tariko with 11 candles]

Amanda: "Um, what does that mean?"

Orla: "It means Happy Birthday Tariko in Japanese we adopted her from Japan; she is well-behaved."

Amanda: "I Went to Japan once and i got you this."

Tariko: "What is it?"

Amanda: "I Got you an Eevee plush."

Tariko: "THANK YOU!" [Hugs the Eevee]

Amanda: [Smiles] "I'm so glad you like it."

The Baby Log
Jo: "I made a baby log for the twins"

Jo: "This will make you know about Ji kwong's Feeding time naptime and bedtime"

Ji min: "Okay"

Ji woong: "Cool"

[Jo gives them the baby log]

DVD Meeting
Jo: "I went away for a few days, and had a meeting with mom and dad."

Jo: "So let's see what you did when i was away."

Orla: "Okay."

[Jo puts the DVD in]

Anna: "[On screen] (Bleep) you!"

Ji woong:"Anna!"

Ji min: "Stop it!"

Anna: "SHUT UP!"

[Anna throws a Rapunzel doll at Ji woong]

Ji woong: "Anna..."

[Ji Woong avoids getting hit by the doll]

Jo: "Oh my......God."

James: "I know..."

Orla: [On Screen] "Your Rapunzel's in toy jail."

[Orla confiscates Anna's Rapunzel doll]

Anna VS The Babysitter
Ji min: "I was going out for a job so I left one of my classmates with my daughter and my sisters. I also warned her about Anna."

Ji Min: "There's one girl you ought to watch out for; that's Anna."

???: "Why?"

Ji Min: "She's a terror."

Jo: "That Sunday evening, James and Orla were going out for the evening, so I arranged a young babysitter named Natasha who was 18 to look after the kids since Ji Min was out applying for a job and Ji Woong went to school so that she could help raise Ji Kwong."

James: "Take care of things while we're gone, Natasha."

Natasha: "Okay."

Orla: "The list of emergency phone number's right on the refrigerator."

Natasha: "Yes, ma'am."

Orla: "Anna's bedtime is at 8:00, Tariko's is at 8:30, and Ji Kwong's is at 7:00pm."

James: "See you at 10:00, Natasha."

Natasha: "All right, great. Have fun."

[Orla and James leave]

Ji Min: "I hoped that everything would go well while I was out, but it didn't."

[Anna hits Natasha]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Monster High Dawn of the Dance Frankie Stein Doll]

[Natasha puts Anna to bed]

[Anna escapes her bed]

[Anna grabs Natasha's papers]

Natasha: "Hey! What are you doing with my science notes?"

[Anna kicks Ji Kwong]

Natasha: "Anna, no! Don't do that!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Opretta doll]

[Anna goes into Ji woong's room and tears off the head of Ji woongs's halo figure, And destory's his Xbox 360]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Skull Shores Lagoona Blue doll and Clawd Wolf doll]

[Anna screams]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Clawdeen Wolf doll]

[Anna shouts at Natasha]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Barbie Princess Bride doll]

Anna: "SHUT UP!!!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Draculaura Doll]

cut to:

[James and Orla are having dinner at a fancy restaurant, Jo is with them]

Orla: "Oh, James. The atmosphere is really nice. It's been a long time since we've dined alone together."

James: "You know, we should do this more often. So I've been thinking..."

Cut to:

[Anna picks up the Naughty Couch and throws it at Natasha]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Peppa Pig plush]

Natasha: "Anna, come here!"

[Anna runs outside and rides her bike]

Anna: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's bike]

Cut to:

[James and Orla are watching an Opera]

Orla: "It's been 6 years since we've been to an opera, hasn't it, dear?"

Cut to:

[Ji Min is working at a Nail Salon]

[Ji Woong is in a classroom, taking notes]

Cut to:

[Natasha is bottle-feeding Ji Kwong]

Anna: "(bleep)!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Princess Ariel doll]

[Anna turns on the TV and watches some Powerpuff Girls videos]

Natasha: "Come on, Anna. Turn off Powerpuff Girls. It's time for bed."

Anna: "Go kill yourself, Poopy-butt!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Cleo de Nile doll]

Cut to:

[Jo looks at her watch]

Jo: "Oh, look at the time. It must be getting late, I think it's time that we should head for home."

[Jo, Orla, and James arrive home]

Jo: "At 10:00, we arrived home, and Natasha was a complete wreck."

Natasha: "Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Kirochu! Thank god you're home!"

James: "What did Anna do now?"

Natasha: "Oh, she refused to listen when I told her to go to bed, told me to shut up, called me a poopy butt, destroyed your son's halo figure and Xbox 360 swore at me, grabbed my science notes, screamed at me, shouted and hit me!"

James: "Good Lord..."

Natasha: "She also ran outside to ride her bike in the dark, called me a stupid (bleep), picked up the blue Naughty Couch and she threw it at me, got out of her bed, kicked Ji Kwong, and beheaded Ji woong's halo figure and broke his Xbox giving it the RROD!"

[Natasha breaks down crying]

[Ji Woong and Ji Min return home]

Orla: "Oh, my god..."

James: "Anna, while Ji Woong takes Natasha home, would you mind explaining to me what happened tonight?"

Anna: "Oh, I took a bath, brushed my teeth and went straight to bed. Nothing happened."

Tariko: "Oh she did bad things she grabbed he science notes she hitted her baby niece she swore and she beheaded Ji woong's halo figure and broke his Xbox 360 giving it the RROD."

Ji Woong: "NOOOO! Not the Red Ring of Death!!!!"

Orla: "You know what? Your Spectra Vondergeist plush doll's going in toy jail."

[Orla confiscates Anna's Spectra Vondergeist plush doll]

Time for Jojo to go
Anna: "Bye bye Jojo"

Jo: "Be a good girl Anna"

Ji woong: "Bye bye Jojo"

Tariko: "Bye Jojo"

Anna: "I Love you Jojo"