Piaccasa Family/Transcript

before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Observation continues
Jo: "Later on, the younger children were invited to a neighbor's birthday party."

Adult Meeting
Melinda: "Wow."

James: "I get it."

Kristin: "Well, we have to go to work."

Catalina: "REALLY? Lucy is SO ungrateful!"

Jo: "There are issues that need to be addressed."

Lucy tries talking to Catalina
Catalina: "Keep rolling 'em tears, and I'm knocking 'u out of 'e house!" Lucy: "I hate you! You're a selfish (bleep) and I wish you will die!"

Catalina: "'O die in a ditch!"

Melinda: "Catalina! Get over here, now!"

[Catalina drinks vodka]

Catalina vs. Melinda
Melinda:

Catalina: "Yer cannot tell me wha to do. THE WAY YOU ARE TREATING ME IS (bleep)IN' (bleep)IN' MEH OFF! YER ARE IN NO POSITION TO SPEAK TO MEH LIKE THAT! I AM NO LONGER TO DO AS I AM (bleep)IN' WELL TOLD IN THIS HOUSE! AND WHO'S RESPONSIBILITY IS IT THAT THEY ARE MAKING MEH BE LATE FER' DOLLARTREE AND GETTIN' LESS MONEY? YOURS!"

Melinda: "Catalina..."

Catalina: "YER ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL BRAT I'VE EVER MET! YER GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

[Melinda loses it]

Xavier's 4th Birthday
Jo: "The next day was Xavier's birthday, so he had a party and invited his friends from his preschool class."

[Xavier is having a Spiderman-themed birthday party]

Xavier (dressed in a child-sized classic The Amazing Spider-Man costume): "My friends Peter, Mary-Jane, Gwen, Eddie, May, Jason, Harry, Ben, James, and Norman."

Allyson (dressed in a Preteen-sized Black Cat costume): "I've got the decorations ready, Xavier."

James (dressed in an adult muscle plus Lizard costume): "Your mother and I booked Spiderman to swing over to your party, son. We also booked the Spiderman obstacle course, the slippery slide, and the air castle bounce house."

[Tony is dressed in a Spiderman Comic toddler costume]

[Michaela is dressed in a Black Cat costume]

[Luciana, who is dressed in a Teen-sized Black-suited Spider Girl Costume, is holding Gregory, who is dressed in an infant-sized Spider-Man Comic costume]

Melinda (dressed in an adult Spider-Girl costume, complete with Spider-Girl Pantyhose): "Catalina, let's see you in that costume!"

[Anna is dressed in a Spider-Girl costume]

[Catalina reluctantly comes downstairs, dressed in an Adult Deluxe Black Cat costume]

[Adrian is dressed in a toddler-sized The Amazing Spider-Man costume]

[Meghann is dressed in a Black Suited Spider-Girl costume]

Melinda: "Come on, Catalina. Let's go join your brothers and sisters at the party."

Catalina (mumbling to herself): "I'd rather eat a live snake..."

[Blue Ivy is dressed in a Spider-Man bunting costume]

[Avarie is dressed in an infant-sized Spider-Man costume]

[Kristin is dressed in a Black-Suited Spider-Girl Classic adult costume]

[Imogen is dressed in a Spider-Girl costume]

[Orla is dressed in a toddler-sized Spider-Girl costume, complete with Spider-Girl bag, Spider-Girl tights and red boots]

[Ingrid is dressed in a toddler-sized Pink Spider-Girl costume, complete with silver ballet flats, and white sparkle tights]

Melinda: "Xavier, your Spider-Man birthday cake is here."

Jo: "The kids were having a really great time at the birthday party, and everything went well for just a while until Imogen, Meghann, and Michaela began to kick off. Catalina kicked off a bit later with her appalling attitude."

Meghann: "Go to (bleep)! I will spank you if you don't stop talking, Gwen!"

Gwen: "That's not nice."

[Meghann spanks Gwen's butt rapidly]

Gwen: "OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meghann: "SHUT UP OR I WILL SPANK YOU HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Catalina: (scoffs) "Have fun with your baby party, losers. I've got better things to do."

Jo confronts Catalina
Catalina: "Leav' me alone, 'yer stupid (bleep)!"

Jo: "This back-talk and language will not be tolerated and that's unacceptable."

Catalina: "'O get bent!"

[Jo raises her voice]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH!!"

Melinda: "Catalina Francine Piaccasa! You just lost your cell phone for a whole week!"

[Catalina snatches the cell phone back]

Melinda: "Give me the cell phone back or you're grounded."

[Catalina comes in her car]

Catalina: "Go kill 'yer-rself, (bleep)!"

[Catalina blows a raspberry]

Catalina: "So long, losers!"

[Catalina drives off to Dollartree]

Catalina gets a reality check
Jo: "Catalina has a real problem with being grateful. So, I decided to take her to a youth hostel."

Catalina: "Wha did yer drag me here in this dump?"

Jo: "Because."

Catalina: "Because wha?"

Jo: "Because you need a reality check, my girl! That's why!"

[Cut to a 16 year-old boy talking to Jo and Catalina]

Teenage boy: "My sister was murdered by a 23-year old ninja when she was 2."

Jo: "See, Catalina? You need to help out and think of people your age in need."

[Catalina drinks Pepsi Next]

Jo: "Catalina, a 23-year old ninja murdered a 2-year old sister of this 16-year old."

Catalina: (sarcastically) "Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. How said that hiss kid sister got kill by ninja. Oh, boo-hoo." (laughs)

Jo: "Catalina!"

[Catalina walks away and goes into the cafeteria]

Man in charge of Youth Hostel: "Excuse me, ma'am. We do not tolerate that behavior here in this Youth Hostel."

Catalina: "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, GRANDAD!!!"

Man: "Stop calling me that name."

Catalina gets a reality check part 2
[Jo drives Catalina to a orphanage]

Jo: "You need to help some children."

[Cut to Jo talking to a 8-year old boy]

8-year old boy: "My mom was killed by a ninja and my dad died of cancer when i was 2."

Jo: "I am sorry for your loss."

Catalina gets her comuppance
Catalina: "IT'S YOUR FAULT, JO! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!"

Jo: "I did not! You are the one who caused it and I don't like your attitude at all. Either you calm down and collect your thoughts or you are banned from using your cell phone for the entire month."

Catalina: "If you ban me from using my cell phone, I swear to god, I will kill you no matter what!"