Ghost World Revisiting/Transcript

Guess Who?
[A Japanese soldier that looks around 18-20 touches Marie's shoulder]

Marie: "Who are you?"

???: "Three guesses, one, the guy who bought your Transformers after you die, two, Your favorite grandfather, three, Remember this?"

[The man picks up an Optimus Prime figure]

Marie: "Grandpa!"

Sophie: "This Japanese soldier is her grandfather?!"

Huizong: "" (Translation: War veteran ghosts have the ability to change their ages unless they died in a war, combat or non-combat, like me, he prefers this form)

Ichiro: "My name is Ichiro, I'm Marie's grandfather, maternal grandfather, I committed suicide using my own shin gunto, Mikey, her other grandfather died of cancer, he hates me."

Maria: "Grandpa, can I call you Onii-chan? You really do look like an older brother than a grandpa!"

Ichiro: "Yes, sweetie, you can."

???: "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ROTTEN JAP!"

[An American soldier approaches Ichiro]

???: "GET AWAY FROM HER, NOW!"

Ichiro: "You don't f***ing get it, SHE LOVES ME MORE THAN SHE LOVES YOU! I GIVE HER THE STUFF SHE LIKES AND YOU GIVE HER THE STUFF SHE DISLIKES! MIKEY!"

Maria: "That's Mikey, Daddy's daddy, he and Onii-chan Ichiro don't like eachother, this dates back to WWII, Ichiro worked in Omori POW camp, Mikey was a Prisoner-of-war, Ichi-Ichi would beat him, assault him, and throw him, he remained fertile, he hated the Japanese and didn't want his son marrying mommy, Ichiro really loved me and he got on well with daddy, despite what he did to his father, when I was 5, They have me a My Little Pony toy and a Transformers toy to show what I liked best, I chose the Transformers, Mikey said I was gonna get shot for it one day, Ichi-Ichi told him to leave me alone."