Denmas Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny.

Eddie: When Sophie dies, she will be a ghost and she will haunt the enitre house!

Sophie: Excuse me, I'm not dead! [kicks Eddie]

Announcer: Charlene goes to Columbus to meet two parents in a minor town with some children who behave and others didn't.

Sophie: I DON'T PLAY NICE!

Sarah: HEY SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO READ STUPID!!!

Dolores: I WANNA WATCH STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL WITH YOU, YOU ANNOYING BRAT!!

Sophie: YEAH! I WANNA WATCH STAR VS.!!!!

Nicole: NO! REGULAR SHOW IS BETTER!

Announcer: With the kids hating on each other due to their childish behavior...

Nicole: I HATE ALL OF YOU! GO AWAY OR ELSE I WILL PHYSICALLY ABUSE YOU ALL!!!

Announcer: Paige is the quietest, Camille is the smartest, and Sarah is the kindest

Paige: I like reading.

Announcer: Sophie has impulsive behavior and says death threats

Sophie: EDDIE MUST DIE! EDDIE MUST DIE!

Announcer: Can Charlene stop the whiny and annoying kids before it's too late?

Dolores: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GNAT IN THE HOUSE!! MOM!!! SOMEONE PUT A BLACK DOT ON A WALL!!!

Giselle: EDDIE! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT USING THE BLACK MARKER TO PUT ONE SINGLE DOT ON THE WALL?!

Observation Continues
[Dolores is about to stack the chairs like the ghosts did in the movie Poltergeist]

[Paige gasps]

Paige: DOLORES?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT STACKING CHAIRS? YOUR MOM IS GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO MEET YOUR DEMISE?!

Dolores: I didn't meet my demise. I was trying to stack the chairs.

Sophie: Mom's gonna ground you! Oooooooh! So scary!

Dolores: SHUT UUUUUUUUP!

Nicole: HEY YOU (bleep)ING MORONS! WAIT UNTIL DOLORES IS FINISHED WITH THE STACKING OF THE CHAIRS!

Dolores: [bluntly] Shut up with your stupid English!

[Dolores finished stacking the chairs]

Dolores: There? Happy now?

Eddie: HA HA HA! DOLORES IS STACKING CHAIRS!!!

Dolores: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Giselle: What's going on here?

Nicole: Dolores is stacking chairs!

Sophie: She stacked them!

Paige: She stacked them like the ghosts did in the film, Poltergeist.

Dolores: THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE ALL MINE ALL MINE!

Giselle: It's all because of your blunt, dark, cruel, and dull behavior, Dolores. You're staying in the whatever punishment this is what is it called, oh yes! The Naughty Pad.

Dolores: That's for both kids and teenagers.

Giselle: I know, I know.

Dolores' Punishment
[Dolores puts dead gnats under Sophie, Nicole, and Paige's shirts]

[Paige screams]

Paige: DEAD GNAT! DEAD GNAT!

[Sophie and Nicole shriek in horror]

Sophie: HELP! HELP!

Charlene: What's going on? Tell me what's going on!

Paige: DEAD GNAT!

Sophie: DEAD GNAT!

Nicole: DEAD GNAT!

Charlene: Who did that?

Paige, Sophie, and Nicole: DOLORES DID IT!

[Dolores listens to Swiggity Swag on Sophie's computer]

Charlene: DOLORES JUNIPER! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT PUTTING DEAD GNATS UNDER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS?

Dolores: I didn't. And you can't blame me.

Sophie: WHY ARE YOU IN MY COMPUTER?

Dolores: I was listening to it.

Sarah: [gasps] Dolores! You've done it again!

Charlene: That's it! You're staying in the Naughty Pad for 5 minutes. 5 MINUTES I TELL YOU! 5 MINUTES!

[Charlene puts Dolores in the Naughty Pad]

[Paige, Sophie and Nicole were sobbing]

Charlene: Are you OK?

Paige: We're OK.

Sarah: They're dead gnats! I already squished them!

Charlene: It's OK. You took care of them, didn't you?

Sarah: Yeah! It was all Dolores' fault! All Dolores' fault!