Lois gets sent to Behavior Modification Camp

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Susie's decision
Lois: "I want to go to Josie's house, please!"

Susie: "Forget it. You'll see Josie again when you've improved your behavior because I'm sending you away to a Behavior Modification Camp in Oregon."

cut to:

[Lois on the airplane with Frank and Susie]

Lois: "I do not want to go to Oregon, why are you sending me there?"

Susie: "Because you asked for it. You've been a complete brat."

Lois: "Okay, I promise I will behave."

Cut to:

[The plane has arrived in Oregon]

Frank: "Farewell, Lois. We will be back in three months to pick you up, so you'd better behave."

6 days after Lois has left
[Susie is fixing lunch for Wanda]

Susie: "Here is your lunch, sweetie."

[Wanda eats her lunch]

Wanda: "Yum!"

cut to:

[Lois tries to get out of the BMC facility to go to her friend Josie's house]

Officer: "YOU WILL NOT GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE!"

Lois: "I also want to watch Cartoon Network, sir!" (she lacerates the commanding officer)

Officer: "RIGHT!!!! YOU BROUGHT YOURSELF 15 PERFECT BUNNY HOPS, MISSY!!!!!!!!!"

2 weeks after Lois has left
Lois: "I want to go to my friend's house, please!"

Officer: "Stop. You need to improve your behavior."

Lois: (screeching) "I WANT TO GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Officer: "You bought yourself 5 running laps, Kiejliches."

Lois: "I HATE YOU, YOU fuckING PIECE OF shit!"

Officer: "Right! 7 running laps!"

Lois: "SUCK MY Dick, faggot!"

Officer: "14 running laps!"

Lois: "Quit speaking, dork."

Officer: "Run, run, run! There is a fire!"

[Lois reluctantly starts running laps]

Officer: "Keep running, girl!"

Lois: I will be running all right, and I running to see Josie and we will be watching Cartoon Network together! We are lesbians, after all!"

Cut to:

[Susie and Wanda are swimming in their backyard pool]

3 weeks after Lois has left
[Wanda is playing Elefun with a friend]

The call
Susie: "Hello?"

Delia German: "Lois is completely out of control!! You have to come get her right away!!"

Susie: "What's wrong?"

Delia German: "She has gone AWOL! She called me a fat, stupid, ugly woman. She told me she was a lesbian!"

Susie: "I'll be right there."

Susie and Frank get tough with Lois
Susie: "Oh, my god! Lois, I cannot believe you called Ms. German a big, fat, stupid, ugly woman!"