Spotlow-Garbiel Family Halloween 2030

Nicolette: "Ready to go trick or treating?"

Andi: (Dressed in a Minnie Mouse costume) "Yeah!"

David: "Frank, time to come!"

Frank: (Dressed in an Olie Polie costume) "I'd rather watch Rolie Polie Olie while listening to Eminem!"

Nicolette: "You do not have a choice! We are doing this as a family."

Frank: "Fine, I'll be right downstairs."

David: "We expect to be out the door in no more than two minutes."

The family is out trick-or-treating
[The Spotlow-Gabriel family comes over to the neighbor's house, Bridget's friend Lois is with them, Jason's friend Corey is with them and Andi's friend Sharpay is with them]

[Andi is carrying a coffee can of loose change meant to be donations for a local animal shelter so that the shelter can buy treats for homeless dogs and cats]

[Sharpay is collecting donations for collecting change in a coffee can to save big cats from extinction via causeanuproar.org]

[Jason and Lois have small boxes to carry donations to UNICEF]

[Andi rings the doorbell, and a neighbor answers]

Andi,Jason,and Bridget,Lois,Corey,and Sharpay: "Trick-or-treat!"

Frank: "Trick or suck my (bleep)!"

David: WHAT DID YOU SAY FRANK?

Frank: I SAID TRICK OR SUCK MY (bleep)!

Neighbor: (ignoring Frank's rude remark) "What a lovely surprise! Would you like some treats? I have some turkey jerky and beef jerky, all packed with protein!"

The family returns home
[Nicolette, Bridgette, Andi, Jason, Corey, Sharpay, Lois, and Frank are watching a Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Scaredy Pants"]

Nicolette: "This episode is 29 years old."

[David is inspecting the kids' treats, only to find out all the treats are gone]

David: "Hey, where are all the treats?"

[Frank turns off the TV and the power]

[Frank smashes the TV with an aluminum baseball bat]

[Frank flushes 5 cell phones down the toilet]

[Frank turns all the electronics into goners]

[Frank pees and takes dumps on the streets]

Nicolette: "Oh, my god!"

[Frank whacks Andi with a sledgehammer]

Andi: (crying) "MOMMY! HELP ME!"

[Frank stabs Andi with a knife]

Andi: (crying) "MOMMY!"

Nicolette: "Andi, what's the matter, sweetie?"

[Frank gets the lighter]

[Andi's clothes catch on fire]

Andi: (screaming and crying and running around) "MOMMY!"

Bridget: "Andi! Stop, drop, and roll!"

[Andi stops, drops, and rolls over]

[Andi cries in pain]

Andi: "Mommy...I'm dying..."

Nicolette: "David, look after Andi while I call 911!"

[Nicolette calls 911]

Nicolette:

911 Dispatcher: "OK. The police will arrive ASAP. We will summon an ambulance ASAP."

Frank: "SUCK MY (bleep)!"

[Frank turns back on the power]

Elapsed time: 9:26 ~ 9:30

Policeman: "Excuse me. Are you Frank Malcolm Spotlow-Garbiel?"

Frank: "GET THE (bleep) OUT OR SUCK MY (bleep)!"

Policeman: "Okay then. There will be backup ASAP."

[Policeman leaves]

Elapsed time: 19:02 ~ 19:06

[The policeman is back with 10 more police officers]

Policewoman: "FREEZE, PUNK!"

[The policeman handcuffs Frank]

Frank: "SUCK MY (bleep)!"

Policeman: "You are under arrest for attempted murder, nudity, abusive language towards a police officer, and especially for vandalism."

Frank: "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, GRANDAD!"

Cut to:

[Frank is in the back of the police car]

Cut to:

[Andi is laying in a hospital bed]

Andi: "Mama..."

Jury
[The judge bangs his gavel]

Judge: "OK, now order in the court everyone."

Judge: "Has the jury reached the verdict?"

Frank arrives home from Juvenile Detention
Bridget: "Mom, Frank is coming home."

(Frank opens the door and the first thing he does is go on the Wii)

Nicolette: "Francis, I need to speak with you right now."