Heart Family Christmas 2035

Opening Presents
'''Nicole: "At Grandma Janice's house, the children looked in their stockings and opened presents. Nora received coal and a note from Santa, so she threw an overly epic and violent tantrum over it." '''

[Gabriel peeks into his stocking]

Gabriel: "Wow! I got "

[Gabriel opens up his presents]

Gabriel: " "

[Nora peeks into her stocking and finds big lumps of coal]

Nora: "(bleep) SANTA! HE MUST (bleep)ING DIE IN AFGHANISTAN DURING A (bleep)ING WAR! (Bleep), (bleep), (long bleep)!!!!"

[Nora also finds a note from Santa saying, "Nora, you were a very naughty girl this year. You hurt Gabriel, tortured your mother, ruined . Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Nora: "(bleep) YOU, SANTA!!" (screams at the top of her lungs)

Eliza: " Nora Michelle Heart, I do not appreciate that behavior at all. You've been a very bad girl this year, thus you cannot get any presents this year. To make matters worse, you will be grounded when you get home."

Nora: "GO DIE IN A BOMBING ASSAULT IN IRAQ!"

[Nora kicks the Christmas tree and it falls over Gabriel]

Gabriel: " "

[Nora throws ornaments about, smashes, pulls down the ]

Grandma Janice: " "

Garret: " "

[Nora sets the ornaments on fire]