Samo-Woods Family/Transcript

New Leaves
Gloria: "I made Garrett's children get a piece of paper and stomp on it and show how bullying really feels."

Gloria: "Pick up this paper."

[Ann and Jack pick up the paper]

Gloria: "Drop it on the ground and stomp on it."

[Ann and Jack drop it and stomp on it]

Garrett's compuannce
Gloria: "It wasn't long until Toshio was complaining he wanted to go back to Japan."

Satoko: "私はもうギャレットを扱うことができない" (Translation: I can't handle Garrett anymore)

[Toshio is holding a Uxie plush while crying in a corner]

Gloria: "There... there... Toshio."

Toshio: (sobbing) "私は日本に帰りたい" (Translation: I want to go back to Japan)

Garrett: "YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THE LAND OF THE RISING (bleep)! AND THE ANGRY LOOKING PEOPLE ISLAND!"

Ann and Jack: "Why does daddy hate us? stepmummy and Toshio, we are sorry that we kept telling you to speak english"

Satoko: "ギャレットは、私は離婚を得ている" (Translation: Garrett, i'm getting a divorce)

Ann and Jack: "We want a new daddy!"

Garrett: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Gloria: "Don't blame me, blame yourself."

Satoko: "俊夫は、あなたの事を詰める" (Translation: Toshio, pack your things)

[Satoko contacts her attorney]

Satoko: "もしもし？私は離婚したい" (Translation: Hello? I want a divorce)

Gloria: "Satoko contacted her attorney and said she wanted a divorce."

The custody case
Gloria: "In court, Satoko were fighting in custody of Toshio, Ann, and Jack."

Satoko: "見て！彼は私の子です！なぜ私はギャレットで彼を残してください！" (Translation: Look! He's my child! why should I leave him with Garrett?!)

Judge: "Satoko, I know that Toshio is your child."

Satoko: "そして、私は彼がに残されたくない虐待(long bleep)は、彼の前の結婚からの虐待自分の子供をその！" (Translation: And I don't want him to be left with an abusive **** that abuses his own children from his previous marriage!)

Garrett: "WELL, SHE ALWAYS FAVORS THAT ASIAN PIECE OF (bleep)!"

Judge: "Stop fighting."

[Satoko holds up a sign that says "This guy is Xtremely abusive and I saw he hit my son in the nose and beat the **** out of him ->" and points it to Garrett and she and Garrett turn around]

Judge: "Oh my goodness."

[The Audience gasp]

Judge: "Well, Garrett, you will have your children put into a different family, and Satoko you will be divorcing him. Next case."

[The Judge bangs the mallet]

Garrett gets alot of restraining orders
Gloria: "Satoko gained custody of Toshio, Ann and Jack were no longer in Garrett's torture and Satoko filled a divorce and a restraining order against her former husband, Garret."

Bye-Bye Gloria
Gloria: "I decided to say goodbye to the Samo-Woods Family. but just before i do, i was going to say farewell to Toshio and Satoko, who are going back to Nerima, Tokyo in Japan, and Ann and Jack were going to live with the Carri Family."

Bye, Jack and Ann
Gloria: "I wanted Ann and Jack to enjoy their new family."

Ann: "Bye, Gloria."

Jack: "I love you Gloria."

Elena (Ann and Jack's new mother): "I hope they will love it here."

Sayonara, Toshio-kun and Satoko-san
Gloria: "I bidded farewell to Toshio and Satoko, who were going back to Japan by plane."

Toshio: "さようなら、グロリアは、私たちはあなたを決して忘れないだろう" (Translation: Goodbye, Gloria, We will never forget you)