Kirochu Family Christmas 2016

Time to Go to the Theatre
Aunt Rhoda: "Who's going to look after Petey while we're gone?"

Grandma Kirochu: " "

The Nutcracker
Grandma Kirochu: "Oh Orla and James, this is so exciting!"

[Anna is fascinated with the Russian dance]

Christmas Dinner
[The family is at the table eating Christmas dinner at Grandma Kirochu's house]

[Ji woong and Ji min are eating Patsbingsu]

Grandma Kirochu: "Who wants turkey?"

Ji min: "No thank you, I'm a vegetarian."

Ji woong: "Uhh.uhh nah thanks."

Tariko: "No."

James: "The children won't take it, Mother."

Anna: "Yuck! I hate turkey!"

Tariko: "Sorry Granny we kinda agree with Anna."

Grandma Kirochu: "Okay, I'll see what else I've got."

Time to open Christmas Presents
[The kids look into their Christmas Stockings]

Tariko: "Cool! I got Pokemon trading cards, candy canes, pencils, a Mesprit doll. Yippie!!"

Ji Woong: "I got a gift card to Best Buy, some pens, a notepad, iPhone, and a Eminem CD! WOOHOO!!"

Ji min: "I got the new Diary of A Wimpy kid book in Korean, a Flyleaf CD, and a South Park movie, and Ji kwong got a teddy bear, A Pudsey, and a Pikachu doll! Boo-yeah!!"

Ji Kwong: (baubles)

Anna: "I got coal....bah, humbug."

James: "All right, who wants to open their presents?"

Ji woong/Anna/Ji min/Tariko: "Me!"

James: "Ji woong you first."

[Ji woong opens his presents to reveal a Nintendo Wii with 15 or 18-rated games, Ted the movie, The Naked Gun Movies, and a XBOX 360 with many violent video games]

Ji woong: "Yay."

[Tariko opens her presents to reveal a Pikachu doll, A Laptop, An Azelf and Uxie doll, Pokemon Black and White version in Japanese]

Tariko: "Yay!"

[Ji min opens her presents to reveal the complete first season of South Park, A Family Guy mug, Season 22 of The Simpsons, a complete Diary Of A Wimpy Kid books but they are in Korean, and Ji kwong's presents to reveal a Fox Plush, A Cat Plush, A Dog Plush, and a Wolf Plush]

[Anna opens her presents to reveal a note that said "Anna you have been very bad this year. You lacerated your brother Ji-Woong, killed poor innocent animals, threatened to hit your niece Ji-Kwong, yanked Ji-Min's hair, and attacked Tariko and your mother. Better luck next year." signed Father Christmas in cursive]

Anna: "DARN! I HATE SANTA!! I HATE CHRISTMAS! BAH, HUMBUG!!"

Ji min: "I'm sorry, Anna. Unlike us, you didn't get any presents."

[Tariko blows a raspberry at Anna]

Anna: "(bleep) YOU, SANTA!"

Ji Woong: "Enjoy your coal, Anna-Banana!"

[Ji Woong laughs at her]

Anna: "I thought I told you never to call me that, Ji Woong!"

[Tariko plays with her new Azelf, Uxie, and Mesprit doll]

[Cousin Robert, Cousin Heidi, Cousin Jack, Cousin Josie, Cousin Tyler and Cousin Kayla find their presents missing]

Cousin Tyler: "Aunt Orla, I can't find my presents."

Cousin Jack: "Mine are missing,"

Cousin Robert: "Where are my presents?"

Cousin Heidi: "Maybe Santa forgot to give me my presents this year."

Cousin Kayla: "Somebody took my presents!"

Cousin Josie: "Mommy, Daddy, Grandma, Uncle James, Aunt Orla! My presents are gone!"

Uncle Randolph: "What's wrong, Josie?"

Josie: "My presents! They're gone!"

Aunt Rhoda: "My word..."

Ji woong: "Oh"

[cut off by Ji min covering Ji woong's mouth]

Ji min: "Don't swear."

[Tariko appears in a detectives' oufit]

Ji min: "Who's that?"

Josie: "It's female Sherlock Holmes!"

Tariko: "Do you mean Tariko?"

Josie: "Yes!"

Tariko: "I'll talk to everyone who was last seen at the tree."

[Tariko talks to every family member, but receives very little results]

Ji min: "Any luck?"

Tariko: "I don't think so."

Cousin Tyler: "Tariko, my presents vanished!"

[Tariko finds a fallen ornament lying by the tree]

[Grandma Birou's pet parrot, Petey squawks at something]

Petey: "Awwk, Awwk!"

Tariko: "What's up, Petey?"

Petey: "Present thief, present thief!"