Pollock Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny... Jo goes north of the border to meed the Pollock family..."

Announcer: "..whose kids treat their household like a zoo."

Alexander: "Noah, come join your siblings."

Noah: "Let me finish my game, please!!!"

Alexander: "NOW!!!!!"

Announcer: "Can Jo turn things around?"

[Noah punches Cindy in the stomach, and Cindy cries]

Announcer: "Or will these kids tear this family apart?"

Ty (whines): "PLEEEEEASE! PLEEEEEASE!"

Announcer: "Find out, next."

Submission reel
Jo: "So here I am in Vancouver, Canada, ready to help another family. Let's take a look and see who we have, shall we?"

???: "Hi, we're the Pollock Family. I'm Juliet, and I'm a stay at home mom."

???: "And I'm Alexander, and I'm a real estate agent. Some of you may already know me. I was a prominent child actor in the 90s and 2000s being in films like Cats & Dogs for Warner Bros."

Juliet: "We have four children. Noah is 11, Ty is 6 and Cindy and Mary are 2."

Alexander: "Noah plays violent video games all the time, and is failing school."

Juliet: "We tried countless disciplinary measures for his behavior."

Alexander: "Our little daughters are cuties. But the problem is as they're getting older, they're learning from him - as is Ty."

Noah Throws a Fit While Cleaning Room
Jo: "After witnessing Ty's temper tantrum, I saw that Juliet wanted Noah to clean his room. But, he didn't like the idea."

Juliet: "Go do something with that room, Noah."

Noah: "No."

Juliet: "Excuse me?"

Noah: "You heard me."

Juliet: "Go clean your room, now!"

Juliet: "Noah smart-mouth me his dad all the time."

Juliet: "Clean your room, or you get no video games for two weeks."

Noah: "NO!"

[Juliet grabs his son's arm and drags him to his room]

Juliet: "Yes."

Noah: "No, MOM!!! I hate you."

Jo: "I saw that Noah was giving mum some attitude, but what came next was unbelievable for a middle schooler."

Noah: "I WANT MY FRIKKIN PHONE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Oh my word, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Here was Noah having an emotional meltdown fit for a toddler."

Alexander Catches Noah Messaging Strangers on Facebook
Jo: "I think it's important for parents to know what their children are doing on the internet."

(...)

[Jo reads the kinds of things Noah's internet friends have been reading. One user says 'SUPERNANNY MUST FUCKING FAIL!!!' Another says 'AGREE!']

Jo: "Let me see... 'Supernanny must fucking fail.' 'Agree.'"

Jo: "I couldn't believe what I saw. When we pulled up what Noah was doing on Facebook, there were older kids on Messenger, There was obscene language; there were death threats, sentences and phrases that were shocking. And here he was, an 11-year-old boy, chatting with much older kids."

Alexander: "How long have you been doing this? The lies, the fact that you have nothing but D's and F's on your report card, it's because of this isn't it?"

Noah (sighs): "Yes..."

Alexander: "Noah, this is... This is serious stuff. This is a new low, takes it to the next level."

Juliet: "Scroll down, and find his friend list."

Alexander: "They are coming off, and you're going to change everything you need to on your computer. This is absolutely inexcusible."

Jo: "Is this the first time you've seen him...?"

Alexander: "Yes, I was never aware of this. He's too young to be engaging in stuff like this."

Noah: "But dad,"

Alexander: "Let's just turn it off and talk about this later, okay? You're grounded 'til further notice."