Dick Cox Gets Spankings

Jury: We, the jury find Dick Cox guilty of rudeness and bad behavior.

Dick: F*** YOU!

Judge: I hereby sentence you, Dick, to a weekly dosage of spankings. Five per week for five weeks! AND it's going to be on

Dick: D*** it! You're saying that I could get f***ing spankings!? THAT WAS MORE DISGUSTING THAN A SNOZZCUMBER!

First Week
Hope: I hope you're proud of yourself!

Jake: Shhhh, Dick is on TV!

[Hope sees that on TV is Dick Cox receiving five spankings.]

Dick: F***! That f***ing hurts!

Hope: HAHAHAHA! That was hilarious!

[Sheena and Cullodena also see the same thing on TV.]

Sheena: RICHARD!

Cullodena: Oh my God!

Four Weeks Later:
Hope: Dick, I hope you learned how not to be so rude or mean.

Dick: [could only whimper as he rubs salve on his bruised buttocks.]