Othorimer Family 2021 Christmas

Transcript
[The family is at Aunt Pam's house in Orlando, Florida]

The Nutcracker
Robert: "Here we are!"

[Kenisha peeps into the theatre]

Kenisha: "It's a wonderful theatre."

Robert: "Is everybody ready to go in?"

Everyone: "Yes!"

[The family goes to see the Nutcracker suite]

Orla: "The ballet is starting."

[The curtain opens to the first scene of The Nutcracker]

AM Morning
[The family gathers in the car to go to Universal's Island of Adventure]

15 miles later, the family arrives at Universal's Island of Adventure

Aunt Pam: "We're going to have breakfast with the Grinch and friends, meet the Grinch in person, and see a live show starring the Grinch, featuring music recorded by the Mannheim Steamroller. And then we can do something else that we want to do."

The family arrives at The Grinch and Friends Character Breakfast

[Jay whispers something to 2-year-old cousin, Jenny]

Jay: "Cousin Jenny, the Grinch is gonna eat your liver when he comes around!"

[Jenny looks frightened]

Olesia: "That's right, he'll cook you for his Christmas dinner!"

[The family is seated at the table]

Robert: "Look, here come Thing 1 and Thing 2."

Jenny: "Whew."

[Jenny sees the Grinch with another family, 8 tables away from the Othorimers]

Jenny: (to herself) "Please don't let him come near us, please don't let him come near us."

Aunt Pam: "Look, it's the Cat in the Hat!"

[Jenny sighs in relief]

PM Noon
[The family goes to see the Grinchmas Wholiday Spectacular]

Jenny: "No, mommy! I don't wanna see the Grinch!"

Aunt Pam: "What's the matter?"

Jenny: "He'll cook and eat me for Christmas dinner!"

Orla: "Don't be silly, he'll be on stage so he won't lay a green hairy finger on you."

PM Afternoon
[The family goes to meet the Grinch in person]

Orla: "It's all right, Jenny."

[Jenny hides behind Aunt Pam]

Orla: "Mr. Grinch isn't going to hurt you, sweetie."

Aunt Pam: "After that, what would like to do next?"

Universal Island of Adventure Aftermath
Orla: "Morisa, Olesia and Jay! How could you tell your cousin Jenny such scary things about the Grinch?! Why did you tell her that the Grinch eats little girls for his Christmas dinner? That wasn't very nice."

Time to Open Presents
Orla: "Kids, wake up! Time to open presents!"

Jay: (yawns) "Ugh. That time again?"

[The kids race down stairs to the living room]

[Kenisha opens up her presents]

Kenisha: "Totally fantastic! I got sunglasses, an iPhone, a Pudsey Bear, a Clawdeen Wolf doll, a Pokemon Black 2 game, a Nintendo DSi, and a gift card to Target!"

[Morisa, Jay, and Olesia find a note that says "Morisa, Jay, and Olesia, you three were very naughty this year, you tortured your sister Kenisha, did a lot of violent things, and destroyed your sister and your parents' property. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Morisa: "(bleep) OFF!"

Olesia: "SON OF A (bleep)ING (bleep)!"

Jay: "(bleep) YOU, SANTA!"

[Kenisha looks inside her stocking]

Kenisha: "Wow! I got some chewing gum, a gift card to the American Eagle Outfitters, a designer scarf, a pair of designer mittens, a Ke$ha CD and some lip gloss!"

[Jay, Morisa and Olesia find big, fat, dirty lumps of coal in their stockings]

Jay: "NO WAY!!!"

Olesia: "WE ALL GOT COAL IN OUR STOCKINGS! (bleep) YOU SANTA, (bleep) YOU!!!!"

Morisa: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S ATTACK KENISHA!"

Olesia and Jay: "Yeah!"

Kenisha: "Mom!"

[Jay trips Kenisha over]

[Jay laughs at that]

Olesia: "YOU DESERVED IT!"

[Jay holds Kenisha's hands behind her back, Olesha opens Kenisha's mouth wide and Morisa force-feeds Kenisha tabasco sauce]

Kenisha: "OW! OW! OW! IT BURNS!"

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER! I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR TRASHY ACT!"

Olesia: "AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE SANTA ONLY GIVING KENISHA PRESENTS!"

Morisa: "YEAH, BECAUSE SANTA IS A PIECE OF (bleep)ING (bleep)!"

Jay: "WE HATE SANTA ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

[Jay trips Orla over]

[Jay laughs at that]

Robert: "What's going on in here, guys?"

Orla: "Jay tripped me."

[Robert gets really angry with Morisa, Olesia and Jay]

Robert: "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY?"

Morisa, Olesia and Jay: (sneering) "We dare we did."

Robert: "RIGHT, THAT IS IT! BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST, ATTACKED KENISHA, FORCE FED HER WITH TABASCO SAUCE AND TRIPPED YOUR MOTHER OVER, YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED FOR 2 MONTHS ONCE WE GET BACK TO WATERLOO! THIS MEANS YOU ARE ALL BANNED FROM SEEING ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR TV PRIVILEGES, YOUR COMPUTER PRIVILEGES AND YOUR VIDEO GAMES WILL BE GONE FOR TWO MONTHS! CONSOLES INCLUDED!"

[Their cousins come down the stairs]

Jenny: "Mommy! Aunt Orla! My presents are all gone!"

Harriet: "Mine too!"

Sarah: "I can't find my presents!"

Jenny: "Did the Grinch steal them?"

Olivia: "I don't know."

Orla: "Let's go find out."

Aftermath
Orla: "THAT DOES IT, YOU THREE! I AM SENDING YOU TO A BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION CAMP IN OREGON STARTING TOMORROW!"

[Robert finds the number of the Behavior Modification Camp in the telephone directory, lifts the reciever and dials the number to the Behavior Modification Camp]

Robert: "Hello, is this the Head of the Behavior Modification Camp?"

Head of the BMC: "That's right! How may I help you?"

Robert: "My name is Robert Othorimer and my three kids Morisa age 13, Olesia age 11 and Jay age 6 have all been put on Santa Claus' Naughty List and have ruined Christmas. So I was wondering if you can enroll them in your program please."

Head of the BMC: "When will you be sending them here?"

Robert: "We'll be sending them there starting tomorrow."

Head of the BMC: "Where do they live?"

Robert: "Well, we are spending the holidays with their Aunt Pam in Orlando, Florida, so we live in Waterloo, Iowa."

Head of the BMC: "Your enrollment has been accepted. We accept Visa, MasterCard, "

Robert: " "