Everyf***ingkidonthisplanet-Valor Family

In this episode, Jo visits a dysfunctional family in Nova Scotia and meets Fiona Valor (37), as well as her husband Iwillstrangle Everyf***ingkidonthisplanet (41). WAIT, IWILLSTRANGLE EVERYF***INGKIDONTHISPLANET? His name used to be Mark Valor, but he changed it. Their children are Nicholas (16), Daniel (15), Serena (14), Melvin (13), Geoff (12), Hannah (11), Josephine (10), Trevor (9), Ronald (8), Vincent (7), Lucy (6), Ivy (5), Chad (4), and Abigail (3). They used to have 2 twins, Ian and Iris, who died of strangulation when they were only 7 months old. Nicholas, Daniel, and Serena are the only well behaved children, but they are forced to work as third parents. Melvin takes drugs, smokes cigarettes, and drug deals at his school, Geoff is rude and sarcastic, Hannah makes fun of her siblings, Josephine swears and threatens to kill people, Trevor beats people up, Ronald swears and says offensive slurs, Vincent destroys furniture and beats people up, Lucy calls her siblings names and skips school, Ivy bites people and scratches them, Chad refuses to eat food that isn’t candy, and Abigail is the worst of them all, as she swears, attacks people, steals things, destroys furniture, makes death threats, and tortured animals. Will Jo be able to tame this wild family, or will the amok runners get the best of her?