Stevenson Family/Transcript

Submission Real
Gloria: "I'm in Phoenix, Arizona ready to help a single mom who needs my help."

Mimi: "Hi, we're the Stevenson Family. I'm Mimi Stevenson. I recently turned 28 last month. I have two kids, Joshua who is 10."

[Joshua hits Mimi on the wrist with a tennis racket]

Mimi: "And Agatha who is 7 and came home from Greece."

Agatha: "Μαμά! αυτός είναι σε το πάλι! Παίρνω ρίγη και πάλι!" (Translation: "Mom! He's at it again! I get chills again!)

Mimi: "I'm a full time principal at a Phoenix school. Joshua is a sheer terror of the house."

Mimi: "Joshua will swear."

[Joshua hits Agatha's face]

Mimi: "Joshua, leave your sister alone!"

Mimi: "He'll wrestle."

[Joshua wrestles Mimi]

Mimi: "You don't wrestle your mom!"

Mimi: "He terrorizes the family."

Gloria: "Don't worry, Mimi. I'll come straight to your house."

AM Morning
[Mimi is getting ready for work]

Rules
Gloria: "Joshua, are you ready to listen to the rules?"

[Joshua flips off Mimi and Gloria]

Gloria: "Rule number one, No swearing, and back talking."

Mimi: "Joshua, did you hear that? You swore at Gloria and you're sent to your room."

[Agatha is doing her homework]

Mimi: "Agatha, good job doing your homework. But Joshua has to listen to the rules."

Gloria: "Rule number 2: No fighting. Rule number 3: Listen to mommy."

[Joshua flips off, Mimi snatches the pen from Gloria, vandalizes the couch, and writes naughty words on the walls]

Gloria: "Mimi, can you show me where's the Reflection Room?"

Mimi: "That would be in the dining room."

[Gloria and Mimi walks together to see that the reflection room is caught on fire]

Mimi: "JOSHUA KYLE STEVENSON? DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Gloria: "THIS IS RULE NUMBER 4, JOSHUA! IF YOU MISBEHAVE, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE REFLECTION ROOM!"

Reflection Room and Lose What You Like Chart
Part One

Gloria: "Soon, Joshua started to act up and throw Agatha's favorite toy in the garbage"

[Joshua throws Agatha's Draculara Doll in the garbage]

[Agatha cries]

Mimi: "Agatha, what's wrong?"

Agatha: "Πέταξε το αγαπημένο μου παιχνίδι στα σκουπίδια!" (Translation: "He threw my favorite toy in the garbage!")

Gloria: "YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSHUA STEVENSON, YOU'RE GOING TO THE REFLECTION ROOM AND WE'RE TAKING ALL YOUR PRIVILEGES AWAY!"

[Gloria and Mimi drag Joshua to the Reflection Room, and Mimi confiscates his iPad and Gloria confiscates all Joshua's football)

10 minutes later...

Mimi: "Joshua, you're in this room because you threw your sister's favorite doll in the garbage. Say you're sorry to your sister."

Joshua: (sarcastically) "I'M SORRY! STUPID GREEK (bleep)!"

Gloria: "That's not a nice way to apologize because a, it's too sarcastic, b, you called Agatha a bad name, and c, you said a bad word."

Joshua: "I'm sorry."

[Agatha and Joshua hug]

Mimi: "That's much better."

Part Two

Gloria: "Mimi, give him a warning, and put him straight in the Lose What You Like Chart"

Mimi: "Joshua, this is your warning. You flushed all of Mommy's planners in the toilet because its from my school that I'm working and I got them from the school shop. Now we have to call the plumber."

Joshua: "NO WAY! I DON'T WANT TO (bleep) GO IN TO THIS (bleep) STUPID CHART WITH MY (bleep)!"

[Mimi and Gloria calmly takes Joshua to the Lose What You Like Chart]

Mimi: "Now, you just lost your iPad, your iPod touch, your iPod nano, your iPhone, your cell phone, your XBOX One and your MP3 player."

Joshua: "You can't take this away! What are you?"

[Joshua crumbles the Lose What You Like Chart, and throws it in the garbage]

[Mimi cries on Gloria]

Mimi: "Now, it's ruined! It's all ruined!"

Gloria: "There, there don't worry, I'll create a new Lose What You Like Chart for Joshua so that when he can behave himself."

Playing a quiet board game
Mimi: "Joshua just moved 2 spaces."

Mimi: "Gloria's turn!"

[Gloria rolls the dice and she moved 12 spaces]

Gloria: "I'm almost winning!"

[Joshua moves the dice and tries to get 12 spaces but he did]

[Joshua moves 12 spaces]

Mimi: "Joshua, we don't cheat in a board game."

Gloria: "Please, take him straight to the Reflection Room and I've got a new Lose What You Like Chart!"

[Mimi and Gloria take Joshua to the Reflection Room]

[Joshua rapidly punches Mimi and Gloria]

cut to

[Agatha is having a tea party with her Monster High and LaLaLoopsy dolls while taking a break from the game because Joshua cheated]

cut to

Mimi: "As Joshua was doing his time, my sister called me."

[The phone rings]

[Mimi answers the phone]

Mimi: "Hello?"

???: "Hi, is this the Stevenson Residence? This is Aunt Michelle speaking."

Mimi: "Hi Michelle, Joshua was sent to the Reflection Room because he cheated on a board game."

Aunt Michelle: "What's the Reflection Room?"

Mimi: "Gloria created this technique for older kids."

Aunt Michelle: "Okay. Well, "

Mimi: " "

Aunt Michelle: " "

Mimi: " "

Aunt Michelle: "Okay, talk to you later."

10 minutes later

Mimi: Joshua, "I want you to apologize to me for cheating."

Joshua: "I AIN'T APOLOGIZING, STUPID HAG!"

Mimi: "Say a nice heartfelt "sorry", not "I AIN'T APOLOGIZING, STUPID HAG!" because its very mean."

Joshua: "Sorry."

[Mimi and Joshua hug]

Mimi: "That's much better. Thank you."

To Aunt Michelle's House
Mimi: "Come on, Joshua Kyle and Agatha Margarita, Time to go to Aunt Michelle's house! She has a lot of friends there!"

[Joshua, Agatha, Mimi, and Gloria go to the car, Mimi steps on the gas and drives to her sister Michelle's house]

780 seconds later

Mimi: "We're here!"

[The family and Gloria get out of the car to see their Aunt Michelle]

[Mimi rings the doorbell]

[Aunt Michelle opens the door]

Gloria: "Hi Michelle, I'm Gloria Robinson!"

[Aunt Michelle shakes Gloria's hand]

Aunt Michelle (33): "Hi Gloria. You must be a Supernanny."

Gloria: "Yes I am, and I took Jo Frost's place when she retired."

Aunt Michelle: "Come on in."

[Aunt Michelle leads Gloria, Agatha, Joshua and Mimi to meet some new friends]

Grandma Anna Stevenson (70): "Hi, your aunt Michelle has some new friends here."

[Aunt Michelle's 120 children which are 6 sets of vigintuplets, Sonny, Ike, Blake, Maya, Mimi, Gloria, Agatha, Jenny, Victoria, Zaid, Tucker, Deanna, Dick, Terrence, Fredrick, Norman, Sheila, Cole, Katie, Natasha (7), Kyle, Jonathan, Ethan, Ryan, Milo, Liam, Eric, Gustav, Oswald, Wayne, Jacob, Hal, Jayden, Jordan, Matthew, Erin, Pamie, Lila, Sally, Joanne, (6) Abby, Amanda, Julia, Kelly, Alice, Sarah, Beverly, Rachel, Cameron, Deirdre, Jennifer, Dennis, Joey, Wendy, Lisa, Sylvia, Samantha, Dorothy, Danielle, Kaleigh (5), Lauren, Melissa, Liz, Vincent, Brett, Sharon, Deborah, Tara, Phoebe, Grace, Sydney, Allie, Casey, Cathy, Margaret, Hannah, Brett, Isabella, Amelia, Martha, Michelle, Doris, Laura (4), Kevin, Emma, Hailey, Gina, Gianna, Jen, Roy, Kate, Katie, Blake, Jack, Anthony, Craig, Nicola, Chloe, Erica, Cassandra, Tanya, Stan, Billy (3), and Marley, Merrill, Daniel, Phillip, Aiden, Trenton, Logan, AJ (Alan Jonas), Denver, Nicole, Carol, Melody, Gabriela, Melina, Christina, Rebecca, Gabe, Joanna, Timothy, and Steven (2) are playing in the backyard]

Gloria: "Wow! This is such a big family! I cannot believe that you have 120 kids!"

Aunt Michelle: "That's right. This is my mother Anna."

[Gloria shakes Anna's hand]

Gloria: "Hello Anna, you also must be the mother of Mimi."

Grandma Anna: "Yes I am."

[Joshua throws a football at Aunt Michelle's womb containing the upcoming 7th set of vigintuplets]

Aunt Michelle: "OWWWW!!!!!!!! Please be a nice cousin to your next set of vigintuplet cousins!"

Mimi: "Be gentle to Aunt Michelle. She's holding the 20 babies and you don't want them to get upset."

[Grandma Anna Stevenson goes to the kitchen to have a banana]

[Joshua throws a football at Aunt Michelle's womb again]

Gloria: "Joshua, this is your warning. Continue with this behavior and you'll be sent to the Reflection Room when we get home. So this is your last chance!"

Mimi: " "

Agatha: "Τι, μαμά? Τι, Gloria?" (Translation: "What, Mommy? What, Gloria?")

Gloria: "We're going home soon, because Joshua is misbehaving in there."

[Joshua flips off Grandma Anna Stevenson]

Mimi: "Joshua?"

Joshua: "What, stupid hag?"

Mimi: "It's time for you to go home now because you threw a football at Aunt Michelle's womb 2 times, containing the upcoming seventh set of 20 babies, which will be born soon and you flipped Grandma off."

Gloria: "Let's say goodbye now."

[Gloria, Mimi and Agatha except Joshua begin to say goodbye to everyone]

[Agatha hugs ]

Agatha: "Μαμά, Gloria, γιατί θα πάμε σπίτι?" (Translation: "Mom, Gloria, why are we going home?")

[Mimi is hugging ]

Gloria: "Well, the reason why we are going home is because of your older brother's blatant behavior at Aunt Michelle's house."

Joshua: "I WANT TO "

Mimi: "Come on! Put your coat on please. You are grounded Joshua! You'll not see your friends, you will not play football, you will not go to the arcade, you will not go to Aunt Michelle's house, you will not go to the mall, nothing until you can be trusted well enough!"

Mimi: "Goodbye!"

[Aunt Michelle, Grandma Anna, and all the children wave and shout goodbye]

[Gloria, Mimi and Agatha wave from the car windows]