Thanksgiving Afterzmath/Transcript

[Cut to the curtains covering an alive turkey dancing.]

[The curtains open]

[On the audience members, 32,768 creepy face posters followed by extremely loud screams fall on the audience members]

[The turkey dances as the creepy faces eat the turkey up, turning into a surreal-like shape with random black polka dots]

[An unknown man was wearing a hat and eats the dead turkey]

Man: This is Thanksgiving.

[The woman gave the man a turkey]

Woman: Thanksgiving is the holiday.