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Like I said, this is a fake article

Description
THIS IS AN EPISODE OF SEASON 10000000000000000000000000000000000, JO TRAVELS TO GREEN HILL ZONE TO MEET PEE-PEE, AGE 1, AND DUUUUURP!, AGE 1 MILLION! THEY HAVE 5 KIDS, F***, AGE 76, D***, AGE 56, WHERE'S THAT D*** FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD, AGE 38, AND HERPIE-DERPIE-DERP, AGE 13, HERPIE-DERPIE-DERP ANNOYS EVERYONE, WHAT A F***ING B**** SHE IS, F*** IS MARRIED TO TOSHIO SAMO, WHERE'S THAT D*** FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD IS MARRIED TO TOSHIHIRO BREWER! HERPIE-DERPIE-DERP MAKES FUN OF HER SIBLINGS! F***'S A BALDY! D***' WEARS GLASSES! TOSHIHIRO'S A FATTY! TOSHIO HAS CEREBRAL PALSY! WHERE'S THAT D*** FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD HAS AUTISM! DO NOT EDIT THIS PAGE OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

What's wrong with this episode?

 * 1) It is unlikely Supernanny would reach Season 10000000000000000000000000000000000
 * 2) Pee-Pee, Duuurp, F***, D***, Where's that d*** fourth Chaos Emerald, Herpie-Derpie-Derp are not names
 * 3) Toshio and Toshihiro would be dead by now
 * 4) Green Hill Zone is from Sonic the Hedgehog and is fictional.
 * 5) Toshihiro is not fat, nor Toshio has cerebral palsy.
 * 6) No mother can have kids older than her
 * 7) Toshihiro Brewer and Toshio would both be dead by Season 10000000000000000000000000000000000