It Isn't Funny/Transcript

Don't anger the ghost girl
Eric: "Hey! I got a joke!"

[Maria looks]

Eric: "Do you remember what happened to the only Japanese-American student and her toy jet?, She was dragged down and raped!"

Maria: "Are you kidding me?!"

Eric: "Freedom of speech!"

[Maria runs up and punches him in the face and kicks him]

Yo Mama Jokes
Eric: Yo mama's so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven!

Eric: Yo mama's so black, she can show up to a funeral naked!

Eric: Yo mama's so ugly, when she died, the grim reaper refused to take her!

Eric: "Yo mama's so dumb, she tried hunting John Deere!"

Eric: Yo mama's so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye!

9/11 Jokes
Eric: "What does more damage? Godzilla or a pair of planes? If you guessed pair of planes, yooooooooou're right! They knocked down two tall buildings!" (laughs hysterically)

(Huizong facepalms)

Huizong: "" (Translation: "I'm up for jokes and all, but that was f***ing insensitive!")

Eric: "Oh, come on! I'll give you one more!"

Huizong: "" (Translation: "Don't even think about it. Do you realize how tragic that event was?")