Skylar stabs Bubby and Bobby

[Skylar draws a sharp knife out of the kitchen cupboard]

Skylar: (snickers) "I bet this will kill Bubby and Bobby."

[Skylar comes into Bubby and Bobby's room where the twins are watching PB&J Otter on TV and stabs Bubby and Bobby one by one with a knife in the stomach]

[The twins start screaming and crying in pain]

Bubby and Bobby: "MUMMY!"

Patty: "What is it, boys?"

Bobby: "Skylar did this to us!"

[Xandra comes in to investigate this incident]

Xandra: "OMG! Call an ambulance, mother!"

Patty: "AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, SKYLAR LOUISE FUNNIE, YOU ARE BANNED FROM SEEING YOUR FRIENDS FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH, YOU WILL NOT WATCH TV FOR 3 WEEKS! YOU CANNOT USE THE COMPUTER FOR 10 DAYS!"

Skylar: (sneering) "I dare and I did!"

[Xandra picks up her iPhone and dials 911[

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Xandra: "The twins got lacerated by a knife courtesy of their big sister, Skylar."