Arnold Family 2050 Halloween

Preparing for Halloween
Joyce: "The Arnold family are preparing for Halloween."

Gloria, Jr.: "Hey, wanna help me with the decorations?"

James: "Sorry, Gloria. I would love to help you with the decorations, but I got pushed down the stairs by a fucker of my father and got paralyzed because of it."

[Gloria, Jr. goes into James' bedroom to see Bob reading the bible]

Gloria, Jr.: "What about you, Bob?"

Bob: "Help someone who cares. Halloween is a satanic holiday in which people are brainwashed into liking it. From goths to gays and from cosplayers to 8-year-old children. Bet you're brainwashed by satanism, just like the family, too, unlike me, seeing how I'm religious."

Gloria, Jr.: "I'm not brainwashed!"

Bob: "YES YOU ARE, SINNER!"

[Bob pushes Gloria, Jr. out of his bedroom as he slams the door]

Gloria, Jr.: "Sheesh! What a grump! Better go tell my sibs."

[she goes over to Cyndi-Natalya]

Gloria, Jr.: "Hey, Cyndi-Natalya. Wanna help me with the decorations?"

Cyndi-Natalya: "Oh, dear. I am very sorry, but I can't help."

Gloria, Jr.: "Why?"

Cyndi-Natalya: "Because I can't see everything. I'm blind, duh."

Gloria, Jr.: "Damn. I better go tell auntie Diane."

[Gloria, Jr. goes over to Diane]

Gloria, Jr.: "Diane, can you help me with the decorations?"

Diane: "Sure."

Gloria, Jr.: "Too bad James and Bob won't help me."

Diane: "Why?"

Gloria, Jr.: "Because James is paralyzed and Bob is catholic."

Diane: "Well, sweetie. Just because they can help doesn't mean it doesn't matter if they're paralyzed and/or catholic."

Gloria, Jr.: "I know. My mom died from bile duct cancer like the guy from LazyTown. You know, Robbie Rotten?"

Diane: "Oh yeah, that guy. I loved his songs. "We Are Number One" must have to be one of my favorites."

Gloria, Jr.: "Yeah right."