WTFSNFW?/Episode 1: Hurricane Transcripts

Ian: Welcome to WTFSNFW, the series of self-loathing. I am one of your hosts, my name is Ian. Today we're talking hurricane transcripts, a minor epidemic that spread across the wiki in circa 2013.

Hurricane Bubbles Lyrick
> Nicole: "Bubbles Lyrick was acting like a hurricane by lacerating people, murdering people, destroying devices, and leaving houses in Honolulu without power."

Ian: Was he spinning around like a top? Also, how old is Bubbles, two?

> Thomas: "Bubbles, stop!"

Bubbles: "Shut up!"

Ian: You hear that, folks? When someone tells you off for trying to kill people, just tell them to shut up. It worked for Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold!

> [Bubbles' psychiatric, Dr. Glenn Winston is present]

Ian: It's kinda bad that Bubbles has a psychiatrist at the age where he should be watching BillionSurpriseToys.

> Judge: "Order in the court, people."

Judge: "Has the jury read its verdict."

Ian: Top 10 Shortest Trials: Number 1

Hurricane Bedrich Family Vigintuplets
Nicole: "The Bedrich Family vigintuplets were acting like hurricanes leaving houses without power, lacerating people, destroying a ton of electronic equipment and murdering about 20 people."

Ian: Did they cut the power wires? Wouldn't they have gotten electrocuted at some point?