Supernanny: The Theory International/Transcript

Joshua visits many countries
[Joshua and his friends in their plane, the canoe killers in their plane] 10 Minutes Later

[Joshua and his friends work together building a volcano]

Ron: "LET'S DESTROY THE WORLD AND IT WILL BE MINE! I WILL GET RICH!"

Xandra: "Dude, I don't get it!"

Joshua: "LET'S BUILD VOLCANOES, SPOIL FUNERALS, AND CAUSE INJURIES!"

Xandra: "Let's do it! After that, we will take a big dinner at Ken Stewarts Grille!"

30 Minutes Later

[Xandra blows a raspberry]

1 Hour Later

[A volcano goes BOOM]

Joshua: "There's maybe alot of volcanoes, deaths, injuries, and destroyed buildings!" (laughs eerily)

Announcer: "Coming up...Joshua visited many countries..."

Joshua: (laughs eerily)

Announcer: "But what will 20 men do?"

Canoe Killer #1: "Caught you! The lair is ours! HA HA HA!"

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."

The Ridley Family is kidnapped
2 1/2 Hours Later

[The Canoe Killers lock the cage with a key]

Canoe Killer #1: "Caught you! The lair is ours! HA HA HA!"

Canoe Killer #2: "Without you in the way, the world will be ours to control!"

Lilly: "You won't get away with this, Dead-Eye Dennis!"

Canoe Killer #3: "We will! We shall shut all of ye up with some sturdy duct tape!"

[Canoe Killer #4 applies duct tape over Caroline's, Jim's, Cameron's, and Lilly's mouths]

Canoe Killer #5: "That'll keep you quiet!"

Caroline, Jim, Cameron, and Lilly: "Hmmph! Hmmph! Hmmph! (Help! Help! Help!)"

Dead-Eye Dennis: "Come on, boys. We got ourselves a world to conquer!"

[Caroline picks up her cell phone]

Announcer: "Coming up...Caroline calls a young mother of six..."

[Nicole's phone rings and Nicole picks it up and answers it]

Announcer: "But will she lay down the law?"

Joshua: "Let's get those heroes!"

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."

Calling Nicole Birou
[Meanwhile, Nicole, Plankton, Planktonine, Catherine, and Sophie are relaxing at a beach in Nicole's hometown]

[Nicole's phone rings and Nicole picks it up and answers it]

Caroline: [talking a lot of gibberish that is only "Hmmphs"] [translates to: "Dear Mrs.Birou-Jennings, the Canoe Killers have kidnapped us! Please come as soon as possible."]

Nicole: "OK!"

Joshua: "Let's get those heroes!"

[Nicole runs away, while the rest is in a floating cage]

Xandra: "One of them got away..."

Canoe Killer #6: "But four should be plenty!"

Announcer: "Coming up...Joshua kidnaps a foursome."

Canoe Killer #6: "But four should be plenty!"

Announcer: "What will TTTT do?"

Evil Apollo: "I will kill Nicole and her gang!!!"

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."

The Formation of TTTT
Ashley: "OK. So we are going to form "The Toddler Terror Team", gang. I will be your leader."

Mort: "OK!"

Ross: "I got it!"

Reggie: "That will be great!"

Patrick: "I agree!"

Rose, Violet, and Daisy: "Right!"

[The eight place their arms on top of one another]

Ashley: "Alright! Let's defeat Nicole and her friends! With the help of my own minions, the Evil Pajanimals!"

Evil Apollo: "You bet, Ashley! I will kill Nicole and her gang!!!"

Ashley: "Let's separate ourselves and we will be in different countries. Ross, you will go to Japan. Rose, Violet, and Daisy, you three will be in Spain. Patrick, you are going to Madagascar. Mort, you will be in North Korea. Reggie, please go to Finland, and I will be in Canada with my minions and we will kidnap our family members there! It will be quite a long way to go and would take millions of hours to get to our country, but we have our own family members tied up in a rope! Each member of your own family will be tied up in one rope each."

Mort: "What are we waiting for? Let's do it!"

Ashley: "Let's move it, on the double!"

[Ashley's friends move on to their specific countries]

Ashley: "As for you, Pajanimals, you are coming with me to Canada."

Evil Pajanimals: "OK!"

Hell
Nicole: "Hey, where am I?"

England
[Nicole and her friends are ready to leave the desert via their hot air balloon]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Golly, I was kidnapped by Adrian, but now I am able to help you."

Nicole: "OK. I have plenty of propane containers in case we run out of them. That way, the balloon will keep operating."

[Sophie the Otter pulls out her briefcase behind her back with stickers based on worldwide countries and states including "France", "Australia" "Italy", "New York", "Korea", "Japan", "USA", "London"]

Sophie the Otter: "Plus, we packed our things for you."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "I understand that."

[Nicole activates the burner and the balloon begins ascending into the clouds and the screen fades to white]

[The white screen clears and the balloon containing gang is heading towards England]

Sophie the Otter: (speaking in a British accent) "Well, mates, we are now in England. Let's stop this havoc, shall we?"

Catherine/Nicole: "Mmmm-hmmm."

[Catherine makes her spellbook appear in her hands by magic]

Catherine: "With a touch of sand drifting in the air, land the balloon just right there!"

[As the balloon descends, Sophie the Otter accidentally loses her briefcase and falls into the ocean]

Sophie the Otter: "Oh no! My briefcase!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Cheer up, little otter. I will create backpacks with the equipment inside."

[Catherine activates her magic crystal]

Catherine: "MAGIC CRYSTAL POWER!"

[With the activation, 5 backpacks appear]

Nicole: "We have the following items in each backpack it contains: Walkie talkies, sunglasses, water bottles, a special international weather radio for various countries made by NOAA, some packed snacks, an umbrella, a flashlight, batteries in case it runs out, and a map of all the countries of the world."

Meghann Qixxel
???: "HALT! I RETURN THE THIRD TIME NOW!"

Nicole: "Meghann?"

The Boss Battle
[Meghann gathers a ton of energy and enlarges to 90 ft, climbs up the Elizabeth Tower with her parents and the family's triplets in her hand and holds onto it a la King Kong]

Catherine: "I will create a platform! MAGIC CRYSTAL POWER!"

[A large golden platform appears and the Funny Five hop on it to get close to the Elizabeth tower]

cut to:

Meghann: (in a deeper voice) "DIE, YOU FOOLISH (bleep)S!"

Erin, Jenna, and Gabrielle: "Egad!"

Nicole: "We shall save you!"

Meghann is vanquished
[The giant Meghann shrinks to normal size and falls off the Elizabeth Tower]

France
[The balloon is ready to descend into France]

Sophie the Otter: (speaking in a French accent) "Bonjour! France!"

Nicole: "Let's go down. Then."

Trexler Family Quadruplets
???: "HALT! US QUADRUPLETS WILL (bleep) YOU TO DEATH!!"

Egypt
[The gang lands in a hot location that is Egypt]

[The camera zooms into the gang, with sunglasses (one lens for Plankton and Planktonine)]

Sophie the Otter: "Gosh, the extreme heat may cause possible droughts when conditions meet."

Nicole: "I agree."

[A dusty sandstorm kicks up]

Lucas Yoling
???: "HALT! A BOYS GOTTA DO, WHAT A BOYS GOTTA DO!"

Catherine: "Lucas?"

Ainsley Mazar
???: "Well, I am coming to kill you, idiots!"

Ainsley's Endgame
Ainsley: "How dare you defeat me?! I do not have enough with my battles yet. There will be more!"

Derek Eriksonner
???: "BEWARE! IF YOU RESCUE MY PARENTS, I WILL GROW FURIOUS!"

Russia
Catherine: "Here we are in Russia."

Sophie: "Well then, cheese pancakes, anyone?"

Ji chang and Ji hung
Anna: [sobbing] "Please let me go!"

Nicole: "Look, it's Anna!"

Anna: "PLEASE HELP ME!"

Ji chang: "SHUT UP ANNA!"

Ji hung: "Don't take one step! We need to kill you! That is our mission!"

Plankton: "Very well, then."

Nicole: "Don't take one step, Ji hung. You're a vile villain. You're supposed to lose."

Ji chang: (blows raspberry) "Oh, really?"

Catherine: "Have you learned your lesson, Ji hung? By the way, I have magic spells and I might turn you into a shrew in no time at all!"

Ji hung: "Ah, SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

Planktonine: "No way! That is not a nice thing to say!"

Ji chang: "Stand back, guys, cuz we kidnapped Ji kwong and our mommy, too!"

[Ji kwong is trapped in a cage along with Natasha and Anna, along with the rest of the family and the cage hangs above a pool of ferocious sharks]

the Duo's Endgame
Ji hung: "RATS! WE HAVE FAILED OUR MISSION; KILL YOU GUYS!"

Sophie the Otter: "Release the family, please!"

Ji hung: "We refuse!"

Nicole: "She is right. You must release your family!"

Catherine: "Well, that is the last straw! GOLDEN SEAL OF QUESTION!"

[Catherine unleashes the Golden Seal of Question and traps Ji hung and Ji chang]

Catherine: "The seal will not disappear until you answer this question. When are you going to release the family?"

Ji hung: "Now."

Catherine: "OK, you are correct. Now release the family for us or I will."

Mexico
[The gang is riding on their hot air balloon, witnessing a plaza in Mexico]

Plankton: "So, this must be Mexico."

[Sophie the Otter pulls out her maracas and starts shaking them while dancing]

Sophie the Otter: "Cha cha cha! Catherine, land the balloon."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "You got it, PB&Jotterisnumber1!"

Yang Family Nonuplets
???: "Halt! You are not allowed to rescue our mummy and daddy unless you beat us!"

Plankton: "It's the Yang Family nonuplets!"

The nonuplets' endgame
Linda: "We are the 9 kids and we were supposed to beat all of you!"

Nicole: "Linda, it doesn't matter. Quantity vs. quality should be your lesson!"

[The nonuplets disappear into thin air]

Catherine: "They are gone!"

Kelly Hooyman
???: "LOOK OUT, FIENDS! I AM AN EVIL VILLAIN PREPARING TO KILL YOU ALL!"

African Plains
[The balloon descends safely into the African Plains at dawn]

Nicole: "This is the African plains. Where lions and zebras live in."

Sophie the Otter: "We must be very quiet. We don't want to wake up any predators!"

[Nicole brings out her iPod and listens to Lion Sleeps Tonight]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "What are you listening to?"

Nicole: "Lion Sleeps Tonight!"

Japan
[The hot air balloon flies to Japan]

[Sophie the Otter rapidly swirls around and changes to her Kimono outfit complete with a Japanese twisted headband]

Sophie the Otter: "日本に挨拶しましょ!" (translates to: "Let's say hi to Japan!")

Catherine the Spellcaster: "My word. You speak good Japanese!"

Nicole: "We are clear for landing."

[Nicole disables the burner and the balloon lands safely to a large Japanese village]

Sophie the Otter: "あなたはここにこの熱気球旅行に行く楽しみましたか?" (translates to: "Did you enjoy going on this hot air balloon trip to here?")

Nicole: "Yes."

Ross Hudgens
???: "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER OR YOSHI THE BRATTY JAPANESE (Bleep) IS NO MORE!"

[Yoshi cries]

Sophie The Otter: "We will save you."

[Yoshi nods]

Ross: "I AM ROSS! PREPARE TO DIE!"

[A giant evil Thomas the Tank engine comes out and nearly attacks the Funny Five]

Nicole: "Ahhh!"

Ross: "Fools! Suffer the wrath of Thomas!"

Ross is vanquished
Ross: "You fools! Next time we meet, I will be victorious!"

[Yoshi smiles then sticks his tounge out at Ross]

[Ross vanishes into evanescence]

[Catherine's spellbook appears]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Magic! Make the steel cage be gone,"

[Catherine's magic causes the steel cage to disappear, freeing Yoshi from his prison]

[Yoshi hugs Sophie, then leaves]

Spain
[The balloon flies toward Spain slowly]

Sophie the Otter: "Ole! We are in Spain!"

The Cramer Family Triplets
[A bullfighting tournament is taking place in an arena]

[The bull charges toward a bullfighter with a red cloth]

[The bull's horns are so strong that it pierces through the red cloth and attacks the bullfighter, which is actually the Cramer Family triplets standing on top of one another to fit through the adult-sized bullfighter clothes, the triplets topple over and fall on their backs]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Look, you guys!"

Nicole: "Could it be?"

Sophie the Otter: "It's them! Daisy, Rose and Violet Cramer!"

Madagascar
[The hot air balloon drifts toward Madagascar]

Nicole: "Here is Madagascar, gang!"

[Suddenly a coconut launches to the inflated envelope and creates a hole, causing all air inside it to blow out of it to let the balloon spiral out of control]

Planktonine: "HELP! I'M GETTING DIZZY!!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Spellbook!"

[Catherine's spellbook appears and she quickly thumbs through the pages of her spellbooks]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Aha, Here it is! At the break of silent sound, land us safely to the ground."

[With the help from the spell, the balloon lands safely to the ground]

Nicole: "Glad that emergency's over!"

Plankton: "Let's get off!"

Patrick Yurbam
???: "HALT! SHOULD THE EVIL KIPPER THE (bleep)ING DOG KILL YOU OR WHAT?!?"

Catherine: "Patrick?"

Nicole: "Is that you?"

Endgame of Mort
Mort: "You shouldn't have defeated me! The next time we meet, I will get my revenge!"

Sophie the Otter: "Too bad! You just lost the battle!"

Nicole: "We will have to get out of here, guys. Let's go!"

Finland
Nicole: "This is Finland. One interesting fact is that Angry Birds was made by dozens of people who are from there!"

Sophie the Otter: "I see."

Canada
[The balloon lands in Canada]

Sophie the Otter: "Shall we see an evil beaver?"

Nicole: "Exactly!"

Evil Pajanimals
???: "HALT!!! THE PAJANIMALS TURNED EVIL AND ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU!!!"

Nicole: "Excuse me, but who are you?"

Ashley: "I am Ashley and these are my minions, the Evil Pajanimals. I am the leader of 'The Toddler Terror Team!'"

[The camera focuses on the Evil Pajanimals]

Evil Apollo: "LET'S DESTROY PLANKTON,PLANKTONINE,CATHERINE,NICOLE, AND THAT STUPID OTTER!!!!"

Evil CowBella: "YEAH!!! YOU PIECES OF (bleep) DON'T STAND A CHANCE!!!!"

[Ashley vanishes]

Plankton: "FIGHT ON!!!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Magic Crystal Power!"

Evil Pajanimals' Defeat
[The Evil Pajanimals are lying down unconsciously]

Evil Apollo: (in a husky voice) "Fools, how dare you try to beat us? When we meet again, we deal extra revenge."

Evil Sweet Pea Sue: (In a husky voice) "You know what? We are getting more revenge."

Evil Squacky: (In a husky voice) "That's right, MORE REVENGE ON YOU!! SO THE NEXT TIME WE MEET, IT WILL SQUACKSOLUTELY GET EVEN MORE INTENSE!"

The downfall of Ashley
Ashley: "YOU DEFEATED ME! NOW I AM SO MAD THAT I WILL REVIVE THE EVIL PAJANIMALS WITH MY SPELL! THEY WILL GUARD THE CAGE AND CHOP MY MOMMY AND DADDY'S HEADS OFF!"

[Ashley vanishes into evanescence]

Catherine: "She's gone!"

Nicole: "Never mind that, let's go and save Harold and Cleo!"

If the heroes fail to rescue Harold and Cleo
Nicole: "OH, NO! WE FAILED TO SAVE THEM!"

Evil Sweetpea Sue: "TOO LATE, FOOLS!!!!"

Evil Squacky: "WE DESERVED OUR VICTORY!"

[Nicole talks to Jo Frost on the phone]

Nicole: "Hi, this is Nicole Birou-Jennings. There is some good news and bad news. The good news is that we defeated Ashley to end the second third of the adventure."

Jo: "That sounds sweet."

Nicole: "Unfortunately, the bad news is that Ashley's parents are killed by her minions."

Jo: "My word..."

[The screen fades to black and the words "GAME OVER" appear on the screen]

[The words "TRY AGAIN?" "YES" and "NO" appear below "GAME OVER"]

If the player selects "YES"
Catherine the Spellcaster: "Time to bring out my hypno-clock!"

[Catherine summons her hypno-clock]

Nepal
[The balloon flies over Mt. Everest]

Sophie the Otter: "This is technically not the tallest in the world. Mauna Kea is the tallest."

Michaela Britiana
???: "OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Hey, Michaela. Is that you?"

Michaela: "That's right! It is me! I will barbecue your heads on a campfire!"

Nicole: "Oh no, you don't! Don't start with us with that threat!"

Michaela is vanquished
Michaela: "No! You fools should not have defeated me! Next time we meet, your heads will be mine!"

Julia Bronson
???: "Fools, look out for the amazing Julia!"

Afghanistan
[The balloon flies over Afghanistan]

Sophie the Otter: "Wars should be handled at all costs in Afghanistan!"

Nicole: "I bet war should be changed to peace at least."

Orla Sanderman
Tony: "Orla, you aren't getting away with this!"

???: "OH YES I AM!"

???: "HALT! WHO GOES THERE: FRIENDS OR FOES?!"

Australia
[The balloon is flying over Australia]

Sophie the Otter: (speaking in an Australian accent) "G'day, mates! We are now preparing to land in Australia!"

Nicole: "Sure it is, Sophie!"

[Nicole lands the balloon somewhere in the Outback in Australia]

Flying Barney
???: "I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME! WE ARE NOT A FAMILY!"

Plankton: "It's the evil Flying Barney!"

Sam Horne
???: "(bleep) OFF, FOOLS! I AIN'T HELPING, I AM HARMING!"

Brahm and Treat Jennings
???: "HALT! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO KILL YOU!"

The Battle Starts
Treat: "Well, who will get the victory?!"

The defeat of Brahm and Treat
Brahm: "You stupid idiots. The next time we meet, it's payback time!"

Sophie the Oter: "Do you have my briefcase and the passports?"

Treat: "Of course we do!!!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Give the items back or I will turn you little goons into rabbits!"

Nicole/Sophie the Otter: "Catherine!"

[Nicole takes the briefcase and passports off Brahm and Treat]

Treat: "Sucked in!"

TTTT Headquarters
[The Funny Five sneak inside a door in the TTTT headquarters]

[Planktonine giggles]

Nicole: "Shhh!"

The Toddler Terror Team
Ashley: [watching from her security camera screen] "A team is approaching! Evil Apollo, sound the alarm!"

Evil Apollo: (saluting) "Yes, ma'am!"

[Evil Apollo pushes a button which sounds the alarm consisting of multiple low-tone blasts]

Sophie the Otter: "What's going on?!"

[The TTTT organization comes by to where the Funny Five is]

Ashley: "Hold on! Where do you think you guys are going?!"

Nicole: "We are trying to defeat you."

Planktonine: "Wait! Did you revive the Evil Pajanimals, Ashley?"

Ashley: "Yes, with one of my mysterious spells up my sleeve!"

Mort: "We had a reunion and we are attacking you!"

Plankton: "In this case, fight on!"

Ashley: "I need someone from my group to be a volunteer." [turns to the rest of the TTTT organization] "Who wants to attack the group first?"

Ross: "Me! I want to volunteer because I encountered these guys first!"

Sophie the Otter: "You mean us, Ross?"

Endgame of TTTT
Ashley: "You fools defeated us! The next time we meet, we are sure to dish out more revenge!"

Note from Xandra
Nicole (reads the note): "Plankton, Planktonine, Catherine, Nicole, and Sophie. The Canoe Killers gave me and Joshua permission to join their team. ROFL!" (which actually reads "Planten Plantenien Catareen Nikol end Sofee te cano kilers gav mee an Josua permison tu jon ter teem ROFL"

Sophie the Otter: "I don't think it is a nice message."

Joshua Juritin
???: "HALT! A BUNCH OF GRAPEFRUITS MUST NOT PASS UNTIL YOU DEFEAT ME!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Joshua? Is that you?"

Joshua: "Yep, that is me!" (laughs)

Nicole: "FIGHT ON!"

Joshua's endgame
Joshua: "CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!"

The Canoe Killers
Catherine the Spellcaster: "Prepare to be defeated!"

Canoe Killers: "What? All of ye should surrender!"

The Boss Battle
Dead-Eye Dennis: "Shall we kill these brats, boys?"

Freeing the Ridleys and Jailtime for Canoe Killers
[Sophie the Otter extends her tail, grabs the cage and flings it out to free the Ridleys]

Lilly: "Awesome! You saved us from a really bad thing happening to us! Thank you so much!"

[Catherine casts a spell to immobilize the Canoe Killers]

Sophie the Otter: "No problem, y'all."

Nicole: "Sorry, Canoe Killers, but I am dialing 911 on my phone to arrest you."

[Nicole dials 911 on her iPhone]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Nicole: "Hi, this is Nicole Birou-Jennings. The Canoe Killers have kidnapped the Ridleys and are threatening to murder them. Their leader, Dead-Eye Dennis lacerated Catherine's leg. The wound looks very infected."

911 Dispatcher: "Thanks. The police will be there in a few moments. We'll also send in an ambulance."

[Several police cars and an ambulance drive into the scene]

Police Officer 1: "Canoe Killers, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say and can will be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to be questioned as well."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "My immobilizing spell ought to wear off...by the time they arrive in jail."

[Catherine is placed in a hospital gurney]

Dead-Eye Dennis: "That's not fair! Nicole, you're a horrible person to get the police to arrest us. We shall get your revenge soon!"

Police Officer 2: "Like we said, you have the right to remain silent."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Officers, take them away!"

[Catherine casts a silence spell on Dead-Eye Dennis, zipping his mouth shut]

[The officers handcuff each and every Canoe Killer]

Police Office 3: "We've been after this vicious gang for a very long time, especially their leader, Dead-Eye Dennis. We could not have captured them without you. For that, we are grateful. They will not get a chance of freedom for a very long, long time."

Seeing Catherine at the hospital
[Catherine smiles to see Nicole and the others]

At the SFNW Headquarters
[Catherine is released from the hospital]

Nicole: "We are having a spaghetti dinner tonight."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yummy! I LOVE SPAGHETTI!" (her pupils become hearts and turn back to normal)

[Everyone is at the table while Nicole passes each plate]

Nicole: "Dig in!"

[Everyone begins consuming their respective spaghetti on their plates as the screen fades to black to begin the credits]