Chavez Family/Transcript

Before the opening credits
Announcer: "This week on Supernanny..."

Rachel: "(Bleep)."

Janet: "Stop that swearing, please."

Announcer: "Deborah meets a couple, who is losing power to her three kids."

Frank: "Daddy is a (bleep)!"

Miguel: "Francis William Chavez, I beg your pardon?"

Frank: "I said you're a (bleep)."

Announcer: "They swear like sailors, but here comes the worst of all."

Janet: "Caleb, I want you to eat your dinner."

[Caleb screams]

Janet: "Excuse me, that's not how you behave."

Announcer: "Will Deborah be able to save the day..."

Deborah: "That nonsense will make you go in timeout, do you understand?"

Caleb (sarcastically): Yes, I (bleep)ing understand.

Deborah: Excuse me. Did you just say a dirty word?

Caleb (sneering): "Yeah, said the word f***ing."

Announcer: Or has she finally met her match?

[Rachel pigs out on a basket of French fries]

Caleb: "(bleep) you!" (flips the bird to his brother)

Frank: "Well, (bleep) you too." (punches Caleb)

Janet: "Oh, my goodness! Stop that!"

Submission Reel
Deborah: "I am in Georgia ready to help a family with 3 kids. Join me and take a look."

Miguel: "Hello, I'm Miguel."

Janet: "...and I'm Janet."

Miguel and Janet: "We are the Chavez family!"

Janet: "We have 3 kids: Frank who's 8, Rachel who's 5, and Caleb, who just turned 3."

Frank: "(Bleep) you, Caleb!" (hits Caleb in the nose)

Caleb: "(Bleep) you to you too!" (starts kicking and scratching Frank)

Janet: "Knock it off, boys."

Miguel: "Our kids swear like sailors."

Rachel: "I WANT FRENCH FRIES!"

[Rachel hogs up all the French fries from her siblings]

Janet: "Rachel is a fussy eater who will refuse to eat any healthy foods and will only eat French fries."

Miguel: "Don't get us started on Caleb, however..."

[Caleb screams]

Observation Begins
[Rachel is seen eating French fries for breakfast]

Janet: "Rachel, why are you eating French fries for breakfast? You're supposed to be eating what I cooked for breakfast this morning. We're going to have waffles for breakfast."

Rachel: "I WANNA EAT FRIES INSTEAD!"

[Janet takes away the fries and puts them out of Rachel's reach]

Rachel: "HEY!"

Janet: "I said no. Let's have waffles."