Simpson Family 2013 Halloween

Chapter 1: October 31
Barbara: "The Simpson Family went trick or treating on halloween."

Max: "Are you ready, you guys?"

Lester: "I am!"

[Lester is dressed as a ghost]

[Eliza is dressed as a witch]

[Maybel is dressed as the spider]

[Barbara is dressed as Frankenstein's wife]

[Ross is dressed as Frankenstein]

[Max is dressed as Count Dracula]

Chapter 2: The family goes trick or treating
[Lester begins running across the road]

Barbara: Lester please stay with us you're not obeying the rules of the road a car could come and hit you okay?

Lester: I'm sorry mama.

Barbara: That's alright.

Eliza, Barbara, Maybel, Ross, and Max: "Trick-or-treat!"

Lester: Trick or treat you stupid motherfucker.

Barbara: I beg your pardon? Lester: I said trick or treat you stupid motherfucker.

Barbara: You don't say those words Lester.

Ned: I've got some sugar free jolly ranchers, circus peanuts junior mints cookies cupcakes and butterfingers one for each of you.

Lester: (disappointed) What tooth paste mouth wash tooth brushes and dental floss?

[The family goes to the next house to find that nobody was at home]

Lester: "Stingy, selfish people!" "If they won't give me treats, I'll give them tricks!"

[Lester throws eggs at the house, tosses rocks at the window and decorates the house and trees with toilet paper]

Barbara: What did you just do? That is not acceptable Lester stop that. Come along my children let's go find another house.

Ross: Okay.

Lester: They better have candy for me or else.

[Lester pulls out slingshots and shoot tiny pebbles at the house]

Lester: "Ugh, no one's home! I'll try again!"

[the family tries another house]

[Barbara rings the doorbell, and their neighbor, Ms. Heidi answers]

Ross, Eliza, Barbara, Max. and Maybel: "Trick or..."

Lester: "Trout! Go fish!" Wait a second I don't want trout I want candy especially Swedish Fish bork bork bork.

Lester smashes the candy bowl and destroys the candy]

Eliza: "This is weird!"

Barbara: "Let's go!"

(the family goes to the other house and Maybel rings the doorbell)