Brewer Family (fanon season 21 episode)/Transcript

before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Shinsaku jumps on Ai's bed]

Announcer: "Jo visits the family with the most badly-behaved japanese teenagers Jo has ever encountered."

[Sachiko banishes Toshihiro to the attic]

Sachiko: "Now you stay in that attic!"

[Satomi knocks down Thornton's crib]

[Thornton cries]

Satomi: "(bleep)!"

[Satsuki kicks Templeton]

[Templeton cries]

[Shinsaku throws a wooden paddle at Toshihiro]

[Shinsaku sucks his armpit]

Announcer: "Plus a set of 18-year old twins..."

Submission Reel
???: "I'm Angeline, this is my husband Marshall. We have 11 children, 7 are from Japan."

Marshall: "Oldest to youngest, from Japan is Ai and Akio who are 18, the unruly children from Japan are Satomi, Sachiko, Sasuki, and Shinsaku who are all 16, January is 7, Templeton is 5, Toshihiro is 4, Thornton is 4 months."

Angeline: "Toshihiro is also adopted from Japan. Those who are adopted from Japan cannot speak english, but I am Japanese-American."

Marshall: "I couldn't speak Japanese the year we adopted them, but Angeline taught me Japanese the next year."

Angeline: "Others than the 16-year olds are well-behaved."

Marshall: "Akio has four lacerations on his neck, and four on his stomach, because of the 16-year olds."

Introducing the Stationary Chairs
Jo: "Angeline and Marshall never discipline the 16-year olds, so today, I brought in the four Stationary Chairs."

Jo: "I've brought in four Stationary Chairs. One for Satomi, one for Sachiko, one for Satsuki, and one for Shinsaku. They each stay there for 16 minutes. As soon as they are up, they must apologize, or the time will restart.

Introducing the Lose What You Like Chart
Jo: "I introduced the Lose What You Like Chart, so as the four 16-year olds misbehave, they will lose priveleges."

Toshihiro's fifth birthday party
Jo: "Toshihiro was having a Sonic the Hedgehog-themed birthday."