Babysitting Sucks!

Plot
What happens when you leave three otters and a foul-mouthed Taiwanese Imperial Japan serviceman, a whole lot of trouble, remind Sophie never let Huizong babysit PB&J again

Chapter 1: Why me?
Zhizhu Ying commandant Huizong was watching a film called 28 Weeks Later, the Taiwanese man was barefoot, was only clad in jeans.

Sophie came into the room

"Um, Huizong?" said Sophie

" (Yes, Dear Leader Sophie)" the young Taiwanese man said to the orange otter

"Would you mind if you......" said Sophie shyly

" (What?)" said Huizong

"Babysit my cousins? my aunt and uncle are going out for dinner and my parents aren't available, and all the other officers are busy." said Sophie

" (H*** no!)" said Huizong

"Huizong, you have babysitted Jiao before, just do it, do it or I'm banning you from watching horror films for a week." said Sophie sternly

" (Fine then....)" He said

"Good, any trouble and you're banned from watching films." Sophie said

" (Yeah, Yeah)" the Taiwanese man said to his otter superior

Chapter 2: My Little F***face: S*** is Magic
The young 5-foot-5 powerhouse came to Lake Hoohaw around 8:00 the next day, he wore a black bio-hazard t-shirt, blue jeans with a chain looped, he wore black uwabaki shoes

"Are you here to babysit Peanut, Butter and Jelly?" said Opal

He nodded

" (Your niece begged me to do this)" he said

"Chinese?" she asked

" (Don't confuse me with those people that claim countries and other country's islands, please, I'm Taiwanese)" he said

He entered the house

"Okay, no wild parties, no violent programming until the kids are in bed, The kids wake up at 8:00, Butter has her nap at 3:00, dinner's at 6:00, supper's at 7:00, bedtime's at 8:00, we will be back at 9" Opal said to Huizong

The parents left, then the children, Peanut, Butter and Jelly came down

"Are you one of Sophie's officers and guards?" Peanut asked

" (Yes)" he said