Playgirlgames-Saxobeat Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Ola visits Corona, California to help a selfish mother."

Kylie: "DADDY! WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE THE (bleep) ARE YOU DADDY?"

Onlyfemalescan: "SHUT UP! YOU WILL BE STAYING THE CLOSET FOR 11 MINUTES!"

Submission Reel
Ola: "I am here at Corona California. Let's see what we have here."

Edward: "I am Edward. I am 42. I have an abusive 40-year-old wife named Florence."

Onlyfemalescan: "KYLIE! YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR DADDY!"

Kylie: "I WANT DADDY!"

Onlyfemalescan: "NO YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I LOCKED YOU INTO THE CLOSET FOR 11 MINUTES FOR WATCHING GRAVITY FALLS!"

Kylie: "I WANNA SEE THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MABEL PINES!"

Onlyfemalescan: "YOU ANNOYING BRAT!"

[Onlyfemalescan spanks Kylie with a wooden spoon]

Edward; "Lina is 17 is forced to work as a third parent."

Lina: "Kylie! You can't run away from your mother."

Edward: "Robby and Richard are 15 1/2 and jump on beds, suck their skin until it bleeds, use Karvol, training wheels, arm bands when swimming, and drink out of sippy cups, and still use potties in the loo."

Edward: "Samantha is 13, swears, and does drugs. She also takes dares and back-talks."

Edward: "Kylie is 11 who threatens to run away from home everytime she encounters Onlyfemalescan, then she will shout "KYLIE! GET BACK HERE!" then discipline her. But yet, she's anything but well-behaved."

Edward: "Joey (9), Yoshi (7 1/2, born in Japan), and Myles (6 1/2) all are well-behaved, but save their worst behavior for Onlyfemalescan, and do things Onlyfemalescan thinks they shouldn't do."

Edward: "John (3 months) died of Shaken Baby Syndrome."

Edward: "John cried and tried to get Onlyfemalescan's attention while she was playing a very inappropriate game on the iPad and watching a highly inappropriate movie for children. Onlyfemalescan violently shook John to death."

Observation begins
[Kylie screams]

Onlyfemalescan: "DON'T SCREAM AT ME!"

Kylie: "I'm afraid of you!"

Reflection Room
Kylie: "Oh no, it's Onlyfemalescan!"

[Kylie runs away from Onlyfemalescan]

Onlyfemalescan: "KYLIE! GET BACK HERE!"

[Kylie rusn away from home]

Kylie: "NO! I AM AFRAID OF YOU!"

Onlyfemalescan: "THAT IS IT! I AM DISCIPLINING YOU!"

[Onlyfemalescan sends Kylie to the Reflection Room]

[Onlyfemalescan confiscates Kylie's cell phone and Pillow Pets Ladybug]

Kylie: "It's mine!"

[Kylie sighs]

All badly-behaved kids behead Onlyfemalescan
Jamie: ”I CANNOT HANDLE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Onlyfemalescan: ”IF YOU BEHEAD ME YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamie cuts Onlyfemalescan's head off]

[Onlyfemalescan is dead]

Edward: ”Wait a minute. Oh my god, why is my wife’s head off?”