Qixxel Family Revisited/Transcript

Two Years Ago...
Announcer: "Previously on Supernanny..."

And Now...
Announcer: "Kristin is now in college."

Kristin: "I'm in college now!"

Announcer: "Jo goes back meeting with Aaron and Denise back at Nashville, Tennesse to see how the kids are doing."

Jo: "How are the kids?"

Aaron: "Good."

Denise: "We adopted the nonuplets from Malaysia."

Jo: "Oh that's nice. How's Meghann?"

Denise: "Well-behaved."

Announcer: "Meghann and the triplets, Gabrielle, Jenna and Erin are now well-behaved."

[Meghann is playing on her tablet]

[Gabrielle, Jenna and Erin are watching Camp Lazlo]

Announcer: "But the 3-year-old identical nonuoplets from Malaysia Lewis, Alan, Ashton, Kevin, Sam, Lee, Darren, Russell and James who now has Meghann's old behavior."

[Darren spits on Meghann]

[Lewis pees on Gabrielle]

[Alan screams]

Ashton: "I HATE YOU!"

Kevin: "MEGHANN YOU SUCK DONKEY TURD!"

[Sam attacks Meghann very violently]

Lee: "I DO NOT WANNA GO TO THE THINKING POND!"

[Darren attacks Erin]

[Russell throws a vase]

[James beats up Jenna]

Announcer: "They throw tantrums when things didn't go their way..."

Darren, Lewis, Alan, Russell and Ashton: "I WANT UNHEALTHY SNACKS NOT HEALTHY FOOD!"

Russell: "I WANT SOME TOYS!"

Kevin and Sam: "I HATE BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lee: "I WANT THOMAS THE TANK ENGINEEEEEEE ACTION FIGUREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "Fight..."

[Russell attacks Erin]

[Darren attacks Jenna]

[Sam violently attacks Gabrielle]

[Lee bites on Meghann]

[Lewis beats up Aaron]

[Alan attacks Denise]

[Ashton bites on Meghann's arm]

[Kevin throws a vase at Denise]

Announcer: "And spit."

[Lewis spits on Kristin]

[Alan spits on Denise]

[Ashton spits on Jenna]

Kevin spits on Erin]

[Sam spits on Gabrielle]

[Lee spits on Aaron]

[Darren spits on Meghann]

[Russell spits]

[James throws chocolate at Gabrielle]

Announcer: "Will one nanny help this family?"

[James screams like a banshee]

[Lewis throws a burger at Denise]

Announcer: "Or can the nonuplets send her packing?"

Lewis: "SUPERNANNY MUST FAIL!"

Alan: "YEAH!"

Ashton: "JO MUST DIE!"

Kevin: "SUPERNANNY MUST DIE IN (bleep)!"

Sam: "SHOVE IT!!!!!!!!!"

Lee: "CRAM IT!"

Darren: "BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

Russell: "SUCK MY (bleep)!"

James: "DROP DEAD, (bleep)! SUPERNANNY WILL FAIL!"

Introduction
[Jo rings the doorbell]

Jo: "Hello Kristin."

Kristin: "Hi. I am now in college."

Jo: "How are Meghann and the triplets?"

Kristin: "Good."

Jo: "Are you in college?"

Kristin: "Yes."

Jo: "Do you know how old are Meghann and the triplets?"

Kristin: "Meghann is 11 while the triplets are 6 years old."

Observation begins
[Lee throws a battery at Meghann]

Meghann: "STOP!"

[Lee throws more batteries at Meghann and Erin's shoulders]

[Erin and Meghann cries]

Lee: "(bleep) THIS FAMILY!"

[Russell attacks Erin]

[Darren attacks Jenna]

[Sam violently attacks Gabrielle]

[Sam throws more batteries at Jenna and Gabrielle's faces]

[Jenna cries]

Denise: "What happened?"

Meghann: "The boys keep throwing batteries at us!"

Denise: "BOYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Lee: "Having fun just because this family sucks doesn't mean we could attack the (bleep) out of them!"

Denise: "How could you throw batteries and violently attack the girls? That's it! You are staying in the Thinking Pond!"

Lee: "I ain't going!"

Denise: "NOW!"

Lee: "I DON'T WANNAAAAAAAAAA!"

Denise: "Right now! For 4 minutes!"

Lee: "I DO NOT WANT TO GOOOOOOOOO TO THE THINKING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!"

[Denise consficates the batteries]

Lee: "I WANT THE BATTERIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

Denise: "When you're finished throwing the tantrum, you will need an apology."

Lee: "FINE!"

4 minutes later...

Denise:" I want an apology for my girls."

Lee: "Yeah. I'm sorry."

Meghann: "It's okay."

[Lee hugs Meghann]