Hippiesarestupid Figlow

Hippiesarestupid Figlow was an abusive mother who started the trend of abusive parents changing their names to insane stuff in the mid-1970s like Tellyznphonezfor Adultsonly (was never an official full name), Youalldeservetof***ingdie Inmyf***ingopinionyouaref***ingdead, Iwillf***ing Spankyoura**, Tvisforonlyadults Nomatterwhat, Iliketo Haves*xeveryday, DonaldTrump Islife, Allkidsfromforeigncountries Needstospeakenglish, Ilovespankings Sod***mmuch, Kidswere Madetobedead, and Everykidneedsto Gof***yourself. She died in 2012 at the hands of Elizabeth Forever.

Books
TV and Hippies are bad

Quotes

 * "Hippies are stupid!"
 * "Hippie Hippo!"
 * "Time for spanking!"

Appearance
She had black hair, a black dress and she is holding a whip, mace, and paddle so she can spank her son John Figlow, only for them to be destroyed by Elizabeth when she confront her each time.

Trivia

 * Her last words were "HIPPIES ARE STUPID!"