Iconic-Todaro Family with the Plank Family

Transcript
Nicole: "The family is visiting Honolulu, Hawaii for three weeks. As soon as they got there, the two weeks before Jo revisited the Plank Family, the Iconic-Todaro Family visited the Plank Family in order to visit them because Paula Iconic met Valentin Plank via Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook chat."

Entering
[Brooke is bottle-feeding Lilian and Lianne]

Lisa: "Hey, bitch!"

Brooke: "Lisa, do not curse when Lilian and Lianne are nearby!"

Lisa: "How about you shut the fuck up before I force you to listen to Daddy Yankee?"

[The doorbell rings]

[Valentin and Hope get the door]

Hope: "Come on in, Paula."

In the household
Giuseppe: "Only Hope, Brooke, and Kim are allowed to watch TV. You got it?"

Hope: "No, this is our house and you don't get to make the rules here!"

[Lisa is watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on TV with the door locked]

Giuseppe: "WHY ARE YOU WATCHING TV?!?!"

Lisa: "Because Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a baby show, and I only watch shows that are critically panned, are for babies, or are inappropriate for my age."

Hope: "Stop referring to shows like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse as baby shows. They're preschool shows. (looking at the absolutely furious Giuseppe) Um, are you okay?"

Giuseppe: (snaps) "FUCKING SPANKING!"

Lisa: "Excuse me? This is not your house, and you don't have any right to make the rules here!"

Giuseppe: "I'll teach you to question my authority!"

Blake: "HOW ABOUT YOU PISS OFF, ASSWIPE?!?!"

[Blake attacks Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: "HOW DARE YOU!!!"

[Blake then plays Nuclearhammer's "Phosphorus Clouds Decend on Mecca" on his phone]

Giuseppe: "TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!"

Blake: "NOT UNLESS YOU FUCK OFF!!!"

10 minutes later

[Lisa flips the bird at Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: "HOW DARE YOU!!! FOLLOW ME! I HAVE MADE THE CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!"

Lisa: (flipping the bird) "Up yours, asshole!"

[Lisa runs into the bathroom and locks the door]

Giuseppe: (banging on the door) "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!"

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson ambush Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: "HEY!!! GET OFF OF ME YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!!!"

Tyson: "Never!"

Serena: "How about we force you to watch Cars 2?"

Giuseppe: "DON'T YOU DARE OR I WILL GIVE YOU BRATS SPANKINGS!!!"

Giuseppe and siblings talk to Valentin and Hope
Stacie: (pretending to cry) "Hope, Valentin, the children are gone. I went in to check on them, and they weren't in the house, so I searched and searched for them. They purposely disrespected me, Giuseppe and Giovanni, and even tried to force us to listen to black and death metal and horrible shows and movies! They then knocked us down and left the street to see a friend...I just, oh..."

Hope: "You started it by being mean to them!"

Valentin: "Yeah! Don't play the victim!"

Stacie: (pretending to cry) "Please... you have to help me..."

Giuseppe: "Don't worry, Stacie. I'll have a big talk with them."

1st round of horror
[Tyson runs into a bedroom, locks the door to get away from Giuseppe and escapes via window]

[Tyson and the other younger children escape from Giuseppe by hiding in the treehouse in the backyard]

Tyson: "We should be safe here."

Larson: "In the meantime, let's listen to some Drudkh."

Blake: "Sure. Their first two albums are one of my favorites in black metal."

Giuseppe: (using a megaphone) "100 TIMES EXTRA HARD AND LONG FUCKING SPANKING TIME FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Stacie: (using a megaphone) "FOLLOW ME! HERE COMES THE CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Tyson: (using a megaphone) "You'll never get us alive! We'll force you to listen to Drudkh!"

Giuseppe: (using a megaphone) "WE ARE NOT GONNA BE LISTENING TO YOUR HEAVY METAL!!!"

Tyson: (using a megaphone) "How about we make you listen to Daddy Yankee or The Shaggs?"

Stacie: (using a megaphone) "UP YOURS, YOU FUCKING MISTAKES!!!"

[Tyson and the other children run away to a local library]

[Marshall comes in]

Marshall (to the clerk): "Hello. I'm not here to get a book, but I'm here to find the Plank children."

cut to:

Stacie: "You just got a spanking, tobacco sauce, cold shower, and banish to attic. No meals."

Tyson: "You're not our parents! You can't do that shit to us!"

Blake: "FUCK OFF OR WE WILL FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO WHITEHOUSE AND PETER SOTOS!!!"

2nd round of horror
[The six troublemakers are seen throwing water balloons at Giuseppe and Stacie]

Giuseppe: "STOP!!!"

[Giuseppe and Stacie throw water balloons filled with cat urine at the kids]

Lois: "EW!!!"

Tyson: "NOW I STINK!!!"

Stacie: "WE WILL GIVE YOU MASSIVE SPANKINGS JUST FOR THAT!!!"

[Blake then blasts Damaar's "Preaching for Mass Suicide" on his Bluetooth speaker]

Giuseppe: "STOP PLAYING HEAVY METAL!!!"

Blake: "NO!!! THIS IS WAR METAL!!!"

[Blake then switches the song to Burzum's "War"]

Tyson: (singing to the lyrics) "I LIE WOUNDED, ON WINTERY GROUND!!! WITH HUNDREDS OF CORPSES, ALL AROUND!!! MANY WOUNDED, CRAWL HELPLESS AROUND!!! ON THE BLOOD, RED SNOWY GROUND!!! WAR!!! WAR!!! WAR!!! WAR!!!"

Giuseppe: "WE'LL SHOW YOUR ASS WAR!!!"

[Giuseppe pulls out his phone and begins to play The Beatles's "With A Little Help From My Friends"]

Lisa: "TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!! WE HATE THE BEATLES!!!"

Stacie: "WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY!!!"

[Tyson throws a water balloon at Giuseppe's phone, causing the phone to break from the water]

Giuseppe: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

[Blake then plays Merzbow's "Woodpecker No. 1" on the Bluetooth speakers]

Stacie: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!"

Larson: "THIS IS HARSH NOISE, BITCHES!!!"

Lisa: "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OR WE WILL START PLAYING MASONNA AND BIZZARE UPROAR!!!"