Gof***themselves-Brighton Family Revisited/Transcript

Arriving at the Brighton Household
Gloria: Hello, Christopher!

Chris: Hello,Gloria! Hey have you met Agatha Brighton?

Gloria: No.

Agatha: YOU DO, NOW! Hi, you must be the nanny. I'm Agatha.

Mrs. Brighton: You see, she had a bit of a pranking habit?

Anchorman: This just in: Everykidneedsto Gof***themselves has escaped from prison. She murdered two of her infant children, is a slave owner who hates children, and is at this moment heading towards the Brighton household.

Agatha: So...Everykidneedsto isn't a good mother, huh? I'll make sure she gets it, alright.

[Agatha cracked two eggs and scrambled them. Then she placed ground Laxatives in the eggs, which she continues scrambling until the laxatives mix well.]

Family Meeting
Gloria: If she pulls a prank, I suggest you do something about it.

Mrs. Brighton: Well we better do it before Everykidneedsto gets here.

Everykidneedsto Arrives
[Everykidneedsto arrives home.]

Everykidneedsto: KIDS, COME DOWN HERE THIS MINUTE!!!"

Agatha: Hello, Everykidneedsto. I made you an omelette.

[Everykidneedsto eats the omelette.]

Agatha: I made it with love. AND powdered laxatives! Ha!

Everykidneedsto: What!?

[Everykidneedsto's stomach gurgles. She rushed to the bathroom.]

Everykidneedsto: LORD HAVE MERCY! I'LL GET EVEN WITH YOU, AGATHA, IF IT WAS THE - [groans]

Family Meeting Part 2
Gloria: I can't believe you give Everykidneedsto a reason to go to the bathroom.

Agatha: Yup, and also I replaced the soap with a snake.

Everykidneedsto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Gloria: Oh, my. Agatha, do you think you've taken this just a little too far?

Agatha: No.