The Kodansa children get sent to BMC

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Sophie: "Nobody has to go to BMC all the time."

Alessandro: "Oh, quiet."

[Siobhan is packing the 3-year olds' clothes into a suitcase]

[N.O. is packing the 4-year olds' clothes into a suitcase]

Bryce: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THOSE HORRIBLE ADULTS AND THE NIECES AND NEPHEWS!!! YOU NEVER CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY!!!"

Kirsten: "You behave worse than the adults, nieces, and nephews."

[Kirsten is packing the 7-year olds' clothes into a suitcase]

[Cruise goes over to Ember]

Cruise: "Mommy? What are those for?"

Ember: "Those are suitcase. Clothes are being packed. Clothes by your mean aunts and uncles, except Simon's and Anna's. They're going to BMC in Oregon."

Sophie: "Hate to say this, nobody has to go to BMC all the time."

Celine: "What is BMC, mommy? Does it stand for 'Better Mother Candy'?"

Ember: "Better Mother Candy? Get outta here!"

Ember: "No. It stands for Behavior Modification Camp."

Nicholas: "What is Behavior Modification Camp, mommy? Do we make messes, order things, and do all we want?"

Siobhan: "No. It is a camp for bad people. They improve their behavior."

Emma: "SHUUUUUUUUUTTTT.... UUUUUUPPPP!!!!!"

Nicole: "Unfortunately, they got sent to Behavior Modification Camp for their aggressive behavior."

[Ember is packing the 12-year olds' clothes into a suitcase]

Celine: "WHY?!?!?!?! WHY, MOMMY, WHY?!?!?!?!"

Kirsten: "Because your behavior hasn't improved in the past few months."

Celine: "A (bleep) DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN MY SIGHT ANYWAY!!"

[Polo is packing the 13-year olds' clothes into a suitcase]

Celine: "BMC'S GONNA FAIL!"

[Pamela is packing the other childrens' clothes into other suitcases]

[Larson is threatening to bite Ember]

Siobhan: "In addition, for the 12-year olds, until you improve your behavior, all your games are gone. Consoles included."

Larson: "YOU ARE AN EXCEEDINGLY TERRIBLE PERSON!!!!!"