Inigratte Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credits
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo meets a family with 200 adopted children."

Inigratte Family Home
Orla: "These are the twins, Akatari and Kinoto. They came home from Japan and they are 2 years old."

John: "We also have 3-year-old nondecaplets from Germany; their names are Cecania, Brewster, Odette, Augustus, Adolfina, Ernie, Sigfrieda, Aloysius, Gertrude, Dedrik, Yseult, Conrad, Edwina, Dolph, Sonnenschein, Felix, Tabatha, Griswold and Heidi."

Orla: "We adopted 6-year-old girl named Bindi from Australia 8 months ago. We also have 4-year-old octdecaplets from Egypt, 4-year-old sepdecaplets from Sweden, 3-year-old quadruplets from Mexico named Santiago, Lorena, Pedro and Sandy, 10-year-old sextuplets from Morroco, 5-year-old quintuplets from India named Amit, Nikita, Sonali, Kiran and Sanjay, 4-year-old decuplets from Russia, 2-year-old undecaplets from Norway, 8-year-old octuplets from South Korea named Hyun-woo, Woo-jin, Gun-woo, Min-suh, Ye-eun, Seo-yeon, Min-jun and Ha-Eun, 5-year-old nonuplets from Italy named Francesco, Martina, Luca, Sofia, Lorenzo, Chiara, Simone, Aurora and Davide, 9-year-old septuplets from France, 7-year-old duodecaplets from China, 18-month-old triplets from Brazil named Ricco, Juan, and Salma, 4-year-old quadecaplets from Poland and 2-year-old tridecuplets from Greece."

Jo: "What are the names of the septuplets from France?"

John: "Their names are Eclair, Catherine, Noah, Holly, Jeanette, Lance and Fremont."

Orla: "The names of the sextuplets from Morocco are Adam, Sabrina, Jamila, Rania, Basma and Mourad."

Observation Begins
[Akatari and Kinoto scream]

Naughty Couch
Youssef (Playing GTA 4): "Take that you b***h!"

John: "Hey! What did I tell you about no violent games!"

Youssef: "Shut your s***hole you f*****g f****t!"

John: "Stop, I am giving you a warning. You're on the Naughty Couch if you do it again."

Youssef: "Naughty Couch my a**!"

John: "Alright, you're coming with me then."

[John puts Youssef on the Naughty Couch]

Youssef (screaming): "YOU F*****G C**T N****R B***H!!!!! KEEP YOUR S****Y HANDS TO YOURSELF AND SUCK MY D**K!!!"

John: "Stop this right now!"