Woodward Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Annie: "I am at Framingham, Massachusetts. Let's see what we have here?" [turns on the portable DVD player]

James: "Hi. I am James. I am 43 years old. This is my 39-year-old wife, Shannon."

Shannon: "We have kids. Imogen who is 15, Anthony who is 14, Deana and Dulce who are 12, Bailey who is 11, Jada, Ansley, and Gail who is 10, Emerson who is 9, Josie who is 8, Kibmerly who is 7, Nora who is 6, and Shareena and Bentlee who is 5."

James: "The kids misbehave too much. Really too much. Making Imogen and Anthony feel left out of their own behavior. Deana and Dulce are twins who can't get a clue about being obnoxious, scaring their younger siblings, argue, throw toys, and says "no" way too much."

[Deana colors on the walls]

Dulce (in reel): "I can draw better then you!"

Shannon: "Deana and Dulce also act like 3-year-olds and act violent towards people."

Dulce (in reel): "NEVER! AND YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME EVER AGAIN! ON HALLOWEEN, I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HAD LIFESAVERS GUMMIES! THEY ARE MORE LIKE LIFESUCKERS! I HATE THEM! THEY TASTE LIKE (bleep)!"

Deana (in reel): "YOU'RE A SEXIST! I HATE YOU!"

James: "Bailey throws toys, argue with Deana, kick, fight and hate each other."

[Bailey is combing her American Girl Samantha Doll hair while Deana is watching Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi on her Laptop without noticing]

Bailey: "If you kill yourself, you'll stay as a ghost."

Deana: "Why won't you go kill yourself?"

Bailey: "Nah, you kill yourself."

Deana: "I dare you."

[Deana throws a Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi DVD at Bailey]

James: "Kimberly and Nora spit, yell, and hurt each other."

Kimberly: "We're kids and kids hate each other. Deal with you."

Nora: "Why won't you shut the (bleep) up and commit suicide?"

Kimberly: "Did you say something?"

Shannon: "At school, I told the Social Skills teacher about what have Kimberly and Nora done to their own behavior on how kids hate each other."

Kimberly: "My Social Skills teacher, Mrs. Cornwall hates you so much. She thinks you suck."

Nora: "Hey! I don't suck! I have to same school as you, stupid!"

[Nora throws a peace sign backpack at Kimberly]

Kimberly: "Remember that I tripped your dumb butt over during cafeteria?"

Nora: "Hey! That's mean!"

James: "Shareena and Bentlee draw on walls and many other crazy, unacceptable stuff."

[Shareena is shown coloring on the walls and making pink scribbles everywhere]

[Bentlee jumps on Deana's bed as Deana pushes Bentlee]

Shannon: "Jada, Ansley, and Gail knock on objects, backtalk, misbehave too much, and lie to their parents."

[Jada knocks on a pink vase Shannon bought]

[Ansley knocks on Deana's purple binder she had]

Gail (in reel): "I HATE YOU!"

James: "Help, Supernanny! We need you!"

Annie: "I'm on my way to save the day."