Ian Mocks: "The father and the gang member"

Ian: "I'm back, mocking another fanfic. This one's called 'The father and the gang member', capitalised exactly how you see it. Let's begin."

> What-if Judd Watts was walking in a park with his twin children when he saw an Japanese-American woman in gang gear, <

Ian: "I know how this is supposed to be read, but I read it as the start of an RP prompt."

> she wore a tight leather black tanktop under a black jacket with Daisy Duke shorts, <

Ian: "Damn, gangsters must have changed since the past now."

> he could see a marking on her arm, specifically the Roman numerals for 21 when she began to take off her jacket, <

Ian: "Is this a gangster or a stripper? Or both?"

> he saw a Taiwanese-American man aswell, he wore black aswell, the two looked quite threatening. <

Ian: "Either that, or they're emo."

> The two were smoking cigarattes and drinking. <

Ian: "Ah yes, the key to being badass: Smoking 'cigarattes' and drinking water."

> Elton seemed terrified of them. <

Ian: "Lord, have mercy, he did NOT name his fucking child Elton."

> ”Daddy, They seem scary.” He said, nervously. <

Ian: "Nah, they're just tryhards."

> ”Nijuuichi, we may need to get back, parents here usually get pissed if we come here, Fucking pussies.” He said. <

Ian: "I'd be pissed off too, because you're dressed up like you stan Andy Biersack!"

> ”Longwei, We’re members of a triad-style gang, We are wanted by the damn law.” She said. <

Ian: "People like these, who are always caught in flagrante delicto with some law, make me want to become a cop."

>  “Um, excuse me.” Judd spoke, the two turned to him.

”What do you want?” “Nijūichi” spoke. <

Ian: "You can already tell this is gonna go down terribly."

> ”Um, my son is kind of frightened of you.” Judd said. <

Ian: "Nobody under 6 is frightened by emos."

> "”Sorry kiddo, But me and Wei were here first.” She said.

Ian: "Yeah, well nobody wants you there, so GTFO."

> ”What is your name?” Judd asked.

”Maria, The World, Nijūichi, Vampire of the Docks, whatever the fuck you all wanna call me.” Maria said. <

Ian: "Can I call you 'Arrested'?. Cool, because you're under arrest."

> ”Maria.....The World....?” Judd spoke, those names seemed familiar.

”Yes, I met main me, if you’re wondering, I’m basically her if she lived but stayed in the America.” She said.<

Ian: "Yeah, living in Central America would do wonders to her. Also, the fact that multiple timelines coexist is going to cause an apocalyptic event."

> Maria finished her cigarette and stepped on it.

Ian: "Stop using the ground as an ashtray!"

> ”Yeah, I’m a fucking gang member.” She said.

Ian: "No, you're an emo. I had a class on telling the difference in Year 10."