Fliany Family 2023 Christmas

[The family is at grandma Amy's house]

Nicole: "It was christmas for the Fliany Family at Grandma Amy's."

Martin: "Guys, are you ready to open presents?"

Rita: "I am so excited!"

Lianne: "Me too!"

[Lianne and Rita open up their presents]

Lianne: "Whoah! I got a PB&J Otter finger puppet set with a plush house, a PB&J Otter book called Peanut's Shapes, a Pudsey Bear, a Dora the Explorer doll, a Boots the Monkey plush, and a gift card to Toys R Us!"

Rita: "Yay! I got a PB&J Otter book called Noodle Dance, a Princess Cozy Coupe with shiny glitter, a Woody Woodpecker plush toy, a puppy plush, a Pikachu doll, and tons of candy!"

[Tyson and Blake find a note that reads "Tyson and Blake, you boys were very, very bad this year. You bickered, tortured your little sisters, swore, and got expelled from 4 schools each. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Juliette: "Look inside your stockings."

[Lianne and Rita look inside their stockings]

Lianne: ""

Rita: ""

[Tyson and Blake reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Blake: "BAH! HUMBUG! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A VERY TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS IN MY LIFE!"

Tyson: "YEAH! BLAKE IS RIGHT! If we're not happy, then no one should be."

Blake: "LET'S ATTACK LIANNE AND RITA!"

Nicole: "This is where the havoc began."

Rita: "Mommy!"

[Tyson force feeds the twins vodka while Blake duct tapes Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: "Hmmph Hpmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: " You now lost the Xbox 1440 for 2 weeks!")

Blake: "Quit speaking, dork."

Tyson: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THOSE BRATTY PB&J OTTER-LOVING TWINS!"

Juliette: "Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: "Because they are nice and well-mannered unlike you and Blake!")

Blake: "If you don't shut up, I will hit you!"

Juliette: "HMMPH HMMPH HMMPH!" (translates to: "DON'T YOU DARE!")

[Blake hits Juliette]

Nicole: "Tyson then made the twins cry by telling a fib that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla destroying Disney headquarters."

Tyson: "Lianne, Rita, guess what?!"

Rita: (slurring) "Wut......" (translates to: "What?")

Tyson: "PB&J Otter is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Disney headquarters."

Lianne: (slurring) "Arr.......uuuu......riiiiight?" (translates to: "Are you right?")

Tyson: "It is true!"

[The twins start to bawl their eyes out]

Tyson: "Crying is not gonna help take the show back!"

Martin: "What is going on, kids?"

Rita: (slurring) "Taaaiseeenn.......seeed........tat........PB&J....Uttterrrrrrrr.......issss.....cuncolllled.....cuz...of...Gudzilla." (translates to: "Tyson said that PB&J Otter is cancelled 'cause of Godzilla.")

Martin: "Your privileges are gone for a month, young men! It is certain that Godzilla did not destroy Disney headquarters."

Christmas Dinner
[The family is gathered for Christmas dinner]