Supernanny: The Theory of Nicole/Transcript

Nicole is Kidnapped
Orla: "Mummy! I am going to catch you!"

Nicole: "Orla, you may not do that."

Orla: "Oh, yes I will, Mummy! With you out of the way, the world will be mine to control!"

[Orla draws a picture of someone resembling Nicole being killed by a steamroller. The picture becomes animated and grows tentacles. It then pulls a lever and a cage from her lair automatically collapses on Nicole from the ceiling on a rope upon activating]

Nicole: "I need to get out of here."

[Orla locks the cage with a key]

Orla: "Caught you! The lair is mine!" [laughs like a villain] "My minions will defeat those stupid kids! Soon the whole world will be all mine!"

Nicole: "Orla, you will not get away with this."

Orla: "I will! I shall shut you up with sturdy duct tape!"

[Orla puts her hand between the cage bars and applies duct tupe all over Nicole's mouth]

Nicole: "Hmmph! Hmmph! Hmmph!" [translates to "Help, Help, Help!!!!!"]

In the Supernanny Fanon Wiki Headquarters
[Joseph Capozza (aka Plankton5165) is playing Mario Kart 7 on his Aqua Blue Nintendo 3DS. Then the phone rings and he answers it]

Joseph the Leader: "Hello?"

Nicole: [Speaking through her phone that is also caught in the cage with duct tape around her mouth] "Hmmph! Hmmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph! Hmph Hpmh Hmph Hpmh!" [Translates to "I need your help. Orla has kidnapped me and her minions are being summoned and considers that my lair is mine. Please come to me as soon as possible. Thank you."]

[Joseph walks over to Sophie, an anthropomorphic otter who is on the computer]

Joseph the Leader: "Sophie, Nicole's kidnapped once again."

Sophie the Otter: "OK. I will go get Alvinluvr30 shortly."

[Sophie switches off her computer and taps on Catherine's shoulder]

Sophie the Otter: "Wake up, Catherine. Nicole is kidnapped by Orla. She recently joined forces with Joshua, Lester, Leslie, Sharpay, and everyone else that also decided to join forces, including her minions."

Catherine the Spellcaster: [Yawns then immediately wakes up surprised] "Oh No! We got to act fast!"

[Catherine stands up from her couch that she has been sleeping in]

Joseph the Leader: "C'mon, ladies. We got to rescue Nicole. Let's go get Barney so he can help us on our tutorial for our game."

[The three leave the headquarters and they are all at Barney's Training Organization]

The Tutorial
Catherine the Spellcaster: "Bad news! Nicole has been caught by Orla and her minions are summoned! We don't know how to save her."

Barney: "OMG! Don't panic. I will help you get started on how to save her."

Sophie the Otter: "OK. Show us how!"

Attack of the Flying Swiper
Orla (watching from her lair like a hawk): "Those fools have managed to get past the fields! Bah, they were so lucky! Look, and they have that magic crystal!"

[Orla turns to a masked fox with wings]

Orla: "Swiper!"

Flying Swiper: "Yes, your evilness?"

Orla: "Go, and swipe that magic crystal from them!"

[Joseph and the others come across a Spooky Forest]

Sophie the Otter: "Do you hear something, you guys?"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yeah,"

Joseph the Leader: "What is happening?"

[They see Flying Swiper in the sky]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Look out! The Flying Swiper is approaching."

Sophie the Otter: "We must defeat him, otherwise he will engage us in a theft for the key we have!"

[Catherine shoots a blast of magic at Flying Swiper from her palms]

Joseph: [talking on his walkie talkie] "Barney, we just encountered a Flying Swiper who is trying to swipe the key!"

Barney: [answering]"OK. Go defeat him!"

Catherine the Spellcaster (thumbing through her spellbook): "Here it is! To subdue the Flying Swiper, chant the phrase three times: 'Flying Swiper, no swiping.'"

[Flying Swiper is about to steal the key item from Sophie]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Flying Swiper, no swiping, Flying Swiper no swiping, Flying Swiper, no swiping!"

[Flying Swiper stops dead in his tracks in mid-air]

Flying Swiper: "Ohhh, man!"

[Sophie the Otter does a high jump kick and knocks the Flying Swiper out of the sky]

Sophie the Otter: "Alright!"

Orla (watching from her magic crystal ball): "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

Leslie Baker
[Joseph and the others have made it past the Spooky Forest]

Joseph the Leader: "Now, where do we need to go next?"

Sophie the Otter: "According to the map here, we're now at Heavy Metal Mountain."

???: "That's right!"

[Joseph and the gang look up]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Who are you?"

???: "The name's Leslie. Orla has sent me to make sure you fools don't interfere with her plans of ruling the world - even by all means necessary!"

[Leslie takes out a crossbow and arrow]

Sophie the Otter: "Retreat!"

Joseph the Leader: "Hold on! We didn't come all this way to quit! We will fight until the end!"

Leslie: "So, is it a challenge you seek?"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yes!"

Sophie the Otter: "FIGHT ON!"

Leslie: "Who will oppose me first?"

Joseph the Leader: "Me!"

[Leslie brandishes her larger crossbow/arrow]

Leslie: "Then let's bring it on!"

Game Over Screen
[The team is tied up in a rope hanging from Orla's Lair's ceiling]

Sophie the Otter: "We have failed to defeat Orla and her gnarly crew!" [cries]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "I want to go back to the headquarters!"

Sophie the Otter: [clears all of her tears] "Unfortunately, we are all tied up. There is nothing we can do about it but just sit here until we are killed by Orla."

Joseph the Leader: "Too bad! Orla didn't learn her lesson. We are goners....."

Orla: "HA HA HA! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

[The words "GAME OVER" appear in a bold red in a Supernanny font]

Orla: "Ha! Ha! Ha! I got those little idiots!"

[The words "CONTINUE?", "YES", and "NO" appear in bold yellow below the words "GAME OVER"]

Reaching Orla's Lair
[Joseph and his pals have made it through Nightmare Mountain]

Joseph the Leader: "Well, we have finally made it. This must be Orla's evil lair."

Sophie the Otter: "Nicole must be held captive here."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "What are we all waiting for?"

Joseph the Leader: "Let's go in!"

Orla: "Where do you think you brats are going?"

Sophie the Otter: "We are actually here to defeat you and your minions!"

Orla: "I DON'T WANNA BE DEFEATED!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

Joseph the Leader: "Girls, let's show her who's boss!"

[Catherine the Spellcaster unleashes a powerful spell upon Orla]

[Sophie the Otter does a whip with her tail against Orla repeatedly]

Orla: "FOOLS! YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME, THE ALL POWERFUL ORLA!"

[Orla transforms into a fire-breathing dragon]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yikes! She turned into a dragon!"

[Orla spews fire at Joseph and the others]

[Catherine casts a protective spell over herself, Sophie and Joseph to shield them from the flames]

Orla: "Roar Roar Roar!"

[Joseph the Leader slashes at Orla with his sharp sword]

[Sophie the Otter creates water and propels herself at Orla on a water current]

[Orla swats Joseph and Sophie away with her massive paw]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "This is it."

[Catherine activates her magic crystal]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "MAGIC CRYSTAL POWER!"

[Catherine's magic crystal shoots electricity at Orla, causing her paw attack to disable]

[Sophie the Otter retries her attack at Orla by propelling herself with a water current and soaks Orla, clearing out all the flames that Orla exhaled from her breath on the floor]

Orla: "ROOOOAAARRR! OWWWW!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "She is almost defeated! Joseph, deliver the final blow!"

Joseph the Leader: "You got it! Fire Sword Attack!"

[Joseph slashes his mighty sword at Orla, defeating her immediately and returning her to her normal state]

Orla: "How could you fools defeat me?! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME THIS FAR?!"

Sophie the Otter: "Sorry, Orla, but playtime's over."

Joseph the Leader: "Let's free Nicole so she can discipline Orla in one of her minions: the Mad Naughty Pit."

[The trio frees Nicole by doing a quick slash that can chop down the rope]

Nicole: "Thank you children for saving me."

Sophie the Otter: "You are welcome. Could you please discipline Orla into the Mad Naughty Pit, please? The pit itself will also be in a regular state."

Nicole: "Orla, since you have decided to kidnap me and attack my heroes, you will be going to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE NAUGHTY PIT!!!!!"

Nicole: "You have to."

[Nicole deposits Orla into the Mad Naughty Pit that returned to its ordinary state]

Sophie, Joseph, and Catherine: "We did it! We rule! Peace shall return to Supernannya!"

[The team does a high five, and then the credits scroll]