Meet the Taiwanese Ghost Male

Meet the Taiwanese Ghost Male is one of the commercials for the game Another vs. Normal Party: INHUMANITY

Transcript
[Huizong is seen on top of a building and is standing on the ledge]

Huizong: "搖滾怎麼就，搖滾" (Translation: Rock 'n roll motherf***ers, rock 'n roll)

[The title "Meet the Taiwanese Ghost Male" is shown]

[The commanders are seen in a haunted WWII nexus in Taiwan]

Sophie: "Keep very quiet."

[Huizong appears behind Nicole and she turns around]

Nicole: "AHHHHHHH!"

[Huizong hits her in the face]

Huizong: "真棒，不是嗎？" (Translation: Awesome, isn't it?!)

[Huizong is seen sitting on a chair in a green background]

Huizong: "我是徽宗，或台商男鬼" (Translation: I am Huizong, or Taiwanese Ghost Male)

[Huizong lifts his hand]

Huizong: "一個最強踢！" (Translation: The one with the strongest kick!)

[Huizong kicks a soldier in the face]

Huizong: "我也能跳的人！" (Translation: I can also jump on people!)

[Huizong jumps on a soldier stuck in the WWII ghost dimension]

Huizong: "驚喜，母狗！" (Translation: Surprise, b****!)

[Huizong starts disemboweling the soldier]

Huizong: "撓痒癢，撓痒癢，撓痒癢！" (Translation: Tickle, tickle, tickle!)

[A few minutes later, Huizong now smugly stares at the corpse]

Huizong: "我這麼真棒！" (Translation: I am so awesome!)

[Back to Huizong sitting on the chair]

Huizong: "和“跳”了！" (Translation: And "jump" again!)

[Huizong is seen on top of Another Beatrix, and she moans]

Satoru: "" (Translation: H*** yeah, H*** yeah!)

[Satoru, Yong-il, and Zhao are seen laughing]

Zhao: "你做的好！" (Translation: You've done good!)

[Back to Huizong sitting on the chair]

Huizong: "我喜歡奶油奶酪百吉餅！" (Translation: I like cream cheese bagels!)

[Then Huizong stands up]

Huizong: "不是漢堡包，我恨他們！" (Translation: Not hamburgers, I hate 'em!)

[Huizong is seen with Garrett Woods]

Garrett: "Hamburger here!"

Huizong: "奶油奶酪的百吉餅在這裡，婊子！ (Translation: Cream cheese bagel here, b****!)

[Huizong punches Garrett in the face, knocking him unconscious]

Huizong: "是啊，這是正確的，奶油奶酪百吉餅！" (Translation: Yeah, that's right, cream cheese bagels!)

[Then Huizong puts his legs up on the table]

Huizong: "儘管他們不是來自台灣...." (Translation: Even though they're not from Taiwan....)

[Huizong then sits down]

Huizong: "我還偷！" (Translation: I can still steal them!)

[Huizong then stands up]

Huizong: "我是在日本帝國陸軍在二戰期間！" (Translation: I was in the Imperial Japanese Army during WWII!)

[Huizong, is seen in Nanking, with Jiao]

Huizong: "損傷和狗屎" (Translation: Damage and s***)

Female Chinese Civilian: "你是中國人還是日本人？" (Translation: Are you Chinese or Japanese?)

Huizong: "你的媽媽，婊子！" (Translation: YOUR MOM, B****!)

[Back to Huizong sitting on the chair]

Huizong: "在我的空閒時間，我參觀731部隊，我提供更多的屍體給她" (Translation: In my freetime, I visit Unit 731 and I deliver more dead bodies to her)

[Jiao and Huizong are seen]

Huizong: "這裡有您的訂單，更多的屍體一起玩！" (Translation: Here's your order, more dead bodies to play with!)

Jiao: "謝謝，這裡的那些奶油奶酪裝滿東西你喜歡" (Translation: Thanks, here's those cream cheese filled things you like)

[Huizong sees a couple of cream cheese bagels and the Hallelujah sound plays]

Huizong: "哇靠" (Translation: Holy crap)

[Huizong smiles]

Huizong: "我在天堂" (Translation: I'm in heaven)

[Back to Huizong sitting on the couch]

Huizong: "我看權力的遊戲和我哥哥在法律和雙胞胎姐妹" (Translation: I watch Game of Thrones with my brother-in-law and twin sister)

[Huizong is seen watching Game of Thrones with his sister and brother in law]

Huizong: "切她的脖子開，切斷了他的迪克關閉" (Translation: Slice her neck open, cut his d*** off)

Hiro: "神聖ながらくた" (Translation: Holy crap)

[Back to Huizong on the chair]

Huizong: "正如你所看到的，如果我看到在二戰幽靈世界上任何人的手奶油奶酪百吉餅..." (Translation: As you can see, If I see cream cheese bagels on a hand of any humans in the WWII ghost world...)

[It slowly goes to a closeup shot of Samuel holding a cream cheese bagel]

Huizong: "他們性交" (Translation: They're f***ed)

[Back to Huizong on top of the building in a first person view]

Huizong: "這是一個奶油奶酪的百吉餅！" (Translation: It's a cream cheese bagel!)

[Huizong then jumps and leaps for the team]

Huizong: "奶油奶酪百吉餅！" (Translation: Cream Cheese Bagels!)

[The screen goes black and screaming is heard]

Voice: "Get him off!"

Voice 2: "Argh!"

[More screaming is heard and gunshots]

Huizong: "我的奶油奶酪的百吉餅！" (Translation: My cream cheese bagels!)

[Huizong is seen then it goes by scene going far away until the other ghosts are seen until the "Another vs. Normal Party: INHUMANITY" is shown]

[Huizong is seen eating the cream cheese bagel, walking away]

Huizong: "去抓百吉餅！" (Translation: Grabbin' bagels!)

[The advert ends]