DJ, Diego, and Kyle get sent to Residental Treatment Center

The Decision
DJ: We don't want to go!

Diego: Yeah!

Kyle: You don't even care about us! You only like our sisters, you misandrist!

Gloria: You boys are going and that's final! And we're not misandrists! Your sisters are well behaved unlike you three.

DJ: WE HATE YOU STUPID BITCH!

Diego: YEAH! FUCK YOU!

Kyle: GO DIE IN A CAR CRASH AND GET RAPED BY DONALD TRUMP!

Gloria: KEEP ON THREATENING ME AND I WILL SELL EVERYTHING YOU BOYS OWN!

1 week after DJ, Diego, and Kyle left
DJ: We wanna watch Barney!

Diego and Kyle: Yeah Barney rules! This place is for f****ts!

Director Jane Thomas: SHUT UP AND RUN 15 LAPS!

Cut to:

[Charlotte and Lauren are arm wrestling]

Charlotte: I'm gonna win!

Lauren: Oh no you won't!

Charlotte: Oh let's see who will win.

[Skyla, Julia, and Marissa are playing with their Mini Lalaloopsy dolls]

2 months after DJ, Diego, and Kyle left
DJ, Diego, and Kyle: [sets the school on fire]

Cut to:

[Robert, Gloria, and the girls are at a swimming pool]

The Call
[Phone rings]

Gloria: Hmmm who could that be? [picks up the phone] Hello?

Director Jane Thomas: “They set the school on fire!!!!!!”

Gloria: They did what?!?

Gloria and Robert have had it
[Gloria and Robert drag DJ, Diego, and Kyle to the couch]

Gloria: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NAUGHTY BOYS SET THE SCHOOL ON FIRE!

Robert: WE NOW HAVE TO PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR THE DAMAGES YOU BOYS DID!

Gloria: TIME TO GET YOUR FACES SLAPPED!

DJ: BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF YOU CHILD ABUSERS!!!

Diego: YEAH!!! ABUSE US AND WE'RE CALLING THE POLICE!!!

Kyle: AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE CALLING THEM AS WELL AS CPS RIGHT NOW YOU ABUSERS!!!

[Kyle runs for the phone, but Robert stops them. Gloria then grabs the phone and breaks it]

Gloria: Nice try! We are NOT going to jail for child abuse!

[Robert throws Kyle back in the chair]

DJ: SLAP US AND WE WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!

Diego: YEAH!!! SLAP US AND WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASSES SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR WEEKS!!!

Kyle: AND WE WILL MAKE SURE YOUR BITCH ASS HOES DON'T MESS WITH US EVER AGAIN!!!

Gloria and Robert: (Snaps) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[Gloria and Robert slaps DJ, Diego and Kyle in the face]

Robert: NOW GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOMS AND DON'T COME OUT UNLESS IT'S TIME TO EAT OR BATHROOM BREAKS!

Gloria: THIS MEANS NO TV, NO OUTSIDE FOR A WEEK UNLESS IT'S FOR SCHOOL SCHOOL!!! YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR TOYS FOR 3 DAYS, AND NO BARNEY!!! I WILL GET SUPERNANNY TO SHAPE YOU GUYS UP!!!

DJ: “FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN STEREOTYPES!!! WE WANT TO WATCH BARNEY!!!”

Diego and Kyle: YEAH!!! WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR ASSES WITH 1,000 DILDOS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!

Gloria: NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!!! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOMS NOW!!!

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle run to their rooms]

DJ: FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH!!! AND WE WILL KILL DADDY, WE WILL KILL CHARLOTTE, WE WILL KILL LAUREN, WE WILL KILL JULIA, WE WILL KILL SKYLA, WE WILL KILL MARISSA, WE WILL KILL GRANDMA MCPUMPKIN, WE WILL KILL GRANDPA MCPUMPKIN, WE WILL KILL AUNT MADISON, WE WILL KILL OUR COUSINS AMANDA, BEATRICE, BEN, BRUCE, MADELINE, AND KARA, WE WILL KILL OUR TEACHER, AND WE WILL KILL OUR CLASSMATES!!!!!!!!! AND IF THAT WHORE SUPERNANNY COMES, WE WILL KILL HER TOO!!!

Diego and Kyle: YEAH SUCKERS!!! EVERYONE IS GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!

[The boys jump on their beds]

Robert: STOP THAT JUMPING AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!

[The boys go to sleep]