Casino Chaos

Chapter 1: In the Money
Conker had multiple moments when he gambled with other Pokémon. They were quite risky moves, but that didn't stop him from helping Samuel con people out of their money.

It was a fine evening. Conker was in his human form, skimming his eyes across the lines of the inked characters on a newspaper. It took less than a minute for him to cast his eyes on an advertisement.

"The newly built Rags 2 Riches Casino, on the middle of a f***ing route? Shut the f*** up and give me money!" He exclaimed with excitement.

Plus was looking at him, unamused.

She sighed and said "Are you sure?"

"F*** yeah! It's where Pokémon gamble for bucks and s***!" Said Conker.

"For Arceus' sake, you're gonna push your reputation to the vein," replied Plus.

"Give me a f***ing break, I'm going whether you like it or not!"

"I'm not buying it."

"I'm out. Bye, b****."

Conker already left, leaving Plus speechless.

"F***ing hag. Just when you thought his gambling problem couldn't get any worse," said Minus.

"I know, and I thought his obsession with nightclubs got creepy. Will his trainer give him proper etiquette?" said Plus.

"I f***ing doubt it," Minus answered.

"Eh, leave him be. Let him like that stuff," said Stripes.

The twins looked at Stripes sternly.

"What? I got 99 problems, and Conker's addictions aren't any of them," he said.

"In our 99 problems, they are," hissed Minus.

Loki entered the scene.

"What's going on?" Asked Loki.

"Well, Stripes here doesn't mind Conker's growing gambling problem," Plus informed.

"D*** it. You told Conker not to gamble, but that squirrel doesn't seem to care at all. No wonder why my relationship with my brother is stooping this low."

"Yeah. Why must Conker ignore our warnings?"

"He's probably an idiot."

"Could be."