Housecoffee Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Butcher: "SUCK MY (bleep)!"

Announcer: "Jo heads to the Chocolate Capital of the World in Pennsylvania to meet a family with a mean-spirited mother."

[Lydia spits on Zoe]

[Zoe slaps Lydia]

Zoe: "WHERE THE (bleep) IS LESLEY?!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "This week, I am in Hershey, Pennsylvania to help a family with a mean-spirited mother. Check it out."

???: "Hi, I'm Lesley Housecoffee. I'm 15, and I have to deal with three brothers all by myself. My dad Tom is a professional crafter, and my mom Zoe is mean-spirited and always hangs out with her friends. Six months ago, we lost our 9-month-old little brother Tommy to Shaken Baby Syndrome."

[Zoe is on the couch, smoking a cigarette]

[Zoe smacks Jayson with a broom on the bare bottom]

Zoe: "THIS SHALL TEACH YOU NOT TO DRAW A PICTURE OF ME EATEN ALIVE BY KING KONG, YOU NASTY, UNBEARABLE ANIMAL!"

Jayson: (whining) "MOMMY! STOP IT!"

[Jayson hides in the closet]

[Lydia carries a kitten plush]

Lydia: "Mommy is poo-poo!"

[Lydia goes to her bedroom and locks the door]

Observation Continues
Zoe: "Jayson, what is this I hear about you telling the preschool teacher about the beatings at home? You are going to get it now!"

Jo: "Tom later told me that he was considering to file a divorce and restraining order against Zoe as she abused the kids."

Calling Nicole-Birou Jennings
[Nicole is watching an informercial on TV while Kayla and Orla are on their own laptops]

[The phone rings and Nicole picks it up]

Nicole: "Hello, this is the Birou-Jennings Family residence, Nicole speaking."

Visit to Hershey Park
Jo: "One day, I took the family to Hershey Park to test how their children act in public."

[Jayson and Kayla go over to the game booths, play some games and they win some cute stuffed animals]

Kayla: "That was so much fun!"

Zoe's Comeuppance
Jo: "Tom filed a divorce and a permanent restraining order against his now ex-wife Zoe. Tom kept the house and kids, Zoe on the other hand ended up homeless."

(The cops found 9-month-old Tommy's body in the woods)

Cop: "Ma'am, is this your son? We found his body wrapped in a blanket in the deserted woods. We would like to ask you some questions at the station if you don't mind."