Humiliation Bonanza

Chapter 1: The Monster Is Coming
Stacie walks to the office in the Poké Todaroture headquarters. She sees a lot of acquaintances in there.

“Whoa, how did we get so many people in this room?” Stacie asked.

“Behold, I’m the scariest, bloodiest, opponent ever!” Joshua Juritin said.

“Um, Joshua, I hate to say this, I don’t know about that.” Stacie said.

“What are you talking about? Nobody will like you!” Joshua said.

“Pokémon Trainer Jade from South Carolina won a perfect battle against Giuseppe pretty easily! She wagered 3 billion Poké dollars and won the bet.” Stacie said.

“You are the single biggest liar ever!” Joshua said.

“I’m not lying! Her name is Jade! She is a n****, above 6 feet tall with green hair, wears an active wear hooded vest, a snapback hat, all of her clothes match perfectly together!” Stacie said.

Joshua: “Active wear hooded vest? Oh please!” Joshua said.

A buzzer blasts.

“What the f*** is that?!” Oksana Velykazhinka asked.

“Oksana, check the screen! Joshua, you might want to, too!” Marshall said.

“Fine.” Joshua said. He does as Marshall said, as does Oksana. They watch a live video of a tall girl with a hooded vest, a matching shirt, a matching snapback hat, a matching shoulder bag, matching gloves, matching shorts, matching shoes, a mega ring, green hair, and dark skin, walk to the elevator. “Stacie is right! I see the hooded vest!”

“I have never seen anyone draw a hood like this, I have to admit, it is so neat!” Oksana said.

“Neater than your own works and dubs?” Joshua said.

“Yes, but that is how I like it! F***ing so unsettling all the time!” Oksana said.

“You know who is also unsettling?” Giuseppe asked. “Jade! That black girl in the hooded vest you saw in the d*** video! I had an Excadrill, she had a Beambomb. Beambomb is an Electric-type. Before I had a f***ing chance to attack the d*** Beambomb, Beambomb used Tidal Beam and knocked my Excadrill out.”

“Jade is a Special Attack specialist! Make sure you have a lot of Pokémon with high special defense, maybe Lugia, Ho-Oh, or Regice!” Catalina Piaccasa said.

“Jade? More like rage! More like hate!” Stacie shouted.

“What did you just say?” Jade said after coming inside the office.

Jennifer Burb and Orla Patterson are seated. They turn around, then see Jade, who has her arms crossed, and they start screaming uncontrollably and like crazy. The rest of their companions see where Jade is, and they start screaming uncontrollably and like crazy.

Jade grabs a megaphone from the table with 10 megaphones.

“SHUT THE F*** UP ALL OF YOU!!!” Jade shouted with a stern voice. Sophie can hear from an elevator. Soon, the elevator stops at the floor with the office. Suddenly, Sophie sees her genderbent counterpart, Samuel.

“Samuel?” Sophie said.

“What? Mind your own business!” Samuel said.

Sophie gasps. Suddenly, another elevator stops moving, then it opens. It reveals a black couple dressed in green and black.”

“Hi!” the woman with long green hair said.

“Wait a minute. Are you Jade’s parents?” Sophie asked.

“That’s right!” the man said.

“I’m LaToya, this is Gym Leader Joe.” the woman said.

“Hi, Joe and LaToya! I’m Sophie!” Sophie said.

“I’m Samuel!” Samuel said.

“Stay out of it!” Sophie shouted to Samuel.

“Suck it up!” Samuel shouted.

“Let’s go.” LaToya said.

Joe, LaToya, Samuel, and Sophie come in the office. They see a lot of selfish parents and Jade in it.

“Oh hi, Jade!” LaToya said to Jade.

“Hi, Mom!” Jade said to LaToya.

“Jade’s so tall she has to stand on a chair just to put on her hat!” Orla said to Jade.

“What did you say to me, motherf***er?” Jade asked.

(Orla is shocked)

“Guess what, Orla? We don’t mind that!” LaToya said.

“She’s right, you MERCENARY IDIOT!” Joe shouted.

“Sophie is a four-eyes!” Orla said to Sophie.

“Stop.” Sophie said.

“Suck it up. Do 50 chin-ups on the bar.” Samuel said to Sophie.

“Are you kidding me?” Sophie said.

“No, he’s not kidding you, Sophie. Do it!” Oksana said.

“You can’t tell me what to do! Stay out of it!” Sophie said.

“Sophie, mind your own business, do the 50 chin-ups on the bar, and shut the f*** up!” Marshall said.

“Do I see someone wearing Pokémon Trainer clothing? Hey, she looks cool as f***, I have to admit!” Angelo said.

“The dark green giant?” Stacie said.

“What did you call me?” Jade said to Sophie.

“A dark green giant!” Stacie said.

Jade gets furious and sends out a Poké Ball. “GO BOUNCER, USE PSYCHO CHASE ON STACIE!”

Bouncer comes out of its Poké Ball and does so. Stacie Todaro moves upward.

Stacie: “What the f***?”

Bouncer moves Stacie out of the office.

Stacie: “You can’t be serious!”

Chapter 2: Samuel vs. Sophie
“Alright, the battle between the two otters will now begin!” LaToya said.

“ALRIGHT, ZE BATTLE BETWEEN ZE TWO OTTERS WILL NOW BEGIN!!!” Jamie shouted.

“Go! Sophie Jr.!” Sophie said.

A Buizel comes out of Sophie’s Poké ball.

“Why is Sophie’s Pokémon wearing clothes? Whatever.” LaToya said.

“Sophie Jr.? Really? Go! Houndour!” Samuel said.

A Houndour comes out of Samuel’s own Poké ball.

“Sophie Jr., Aqua Jet now!” Sophie said.

Sophie Jr. uses the Aqua Jet attack, knocking out Houndour in one hit.

“It’s an early exit for Houndour! Buizel is the winner!” LaToya said. Sophie Jr., however, starts evolving. “Slash its evolution.”

“NO WAY!” Jade said.

“SOPHIE JR. IS EVOLVING!” Oksana said.

Sophie Jr. has evolved into a Floatzel.

“Yes! Sophie Jr. is now a Floatzel!” Sophie said.

“Alright, Cranidos, go!” Samuel said, he throws the Poké ball with the Cranidos.

“Sophie Jr., return.” Sophie said, as Sophie Jr. returns to her Poké ball. “Bubbles, go!” Sophie said, she throws her Poké ball.

“Cranidos, use Rock Slide!” Samuel said. Cranidos does so, but the attack misses.

“Alright! Start with Belly Drum, then use Aqua Tail!” Sophie said.

Bubbles does so, then takes down Samuel’s Cranidos in one hit with an extremely deadly Aqua Tail attack.

“Cranidos cannot battle! Marill is the winner!” LaToya said. Marill starts evolving.

“Um, no.” Pietro said.

“Sophie Jr. evolved, now Bubbles is evolving?! What the super, super, hyper, hyper, serious, serious, f***?!” Angelo said.

Bubbles has finally evolved into Azumarill.

“Oh yes!” Sophie said. “Bubbles is now an Azumarill!”

Samuel’s face turns dark red.

“Go! Swirlix!” Samuel said.

“Bubbles, return!” Bubbles return to her Poké ball. “Go, Camo, use Sludge Wave!”

Camo comes out of the Poké ball and uses the Sludge Wave attack. Swirlix gets knocked out.

LaToya: “Swirlix is unable to battle! Skrelp is the winner! Therefore, Sophie is the battle winner!”

Skrelp starts evolving.

“WHAT?!” Catalina shouted.

“This is historic!” Joe said.

“ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!” Oksana shouted.

“This motherf***er is using cheat codes, this is some bogus bulls***!” Smoke Cigar said.

Camo evolves into a Dragalge.

“F*** you! You’re not a Water-type specialist anymore! What a grape you are!” Joshua said.

“I’m an otter, not a grape.” Sophie said.

“Yeah, a d*** otter, you’re not a human! Your strongest Pokémon is an otter! Why didn't you name that Sophie Jr.? Why would you choose to name that to your Floatzel instead?” Smoke asked.

Joe gets a megaphone from the table.

“ENOUGH!” Joe shouted. “Who wants to battle me?”

“Against a Gym leader? Sure!” Joshua said.

“Well, it isn’t an official gym battle! It’s a tag battle! Jade will be on my team!” Joe said.

“Sounds good.” Jade said.

“F*** you b******, and your entire bonanza of n****s!” Smoke said.

“Motherf***er did you just call my family a bonanza of n****s?” Jade said. “Go Bouncer, use Psycho Chase to expel Smoke Cigar from the office ASAP!”

Bouncer gets out of her Poké ball, uses Psycho Chase on Smoke Cigar, and takes Smoke Cigar out of the office.

“WHAT THE SERIOUS F***?!” Orla said.

“Orla, how the f*** did you get back here?” LaToya said.

“It was pretty easy, n**** that needs to be mowed by a lawnmower just like Jade!”

“Motherf***er you called me and my mom n****s and make fun of us for our hair?!” Jade said. “Bouncer, use Ice Block on Orla, then Psycho Chase on her!”

“Oh yes, ma’am!” Bouncer said. She uses Ice Block on Orla.

“B****es!” Giovanni said.

“C****s!” Pietro said.

“W****s!” Angelo said.

“Do you want to suffer too?!” Jade and Bouncer said simultaneously to Giovanni, Pietro, and Angelo Todaro.

“What? No!” Angelo said.

“Then shut the f*** up!” Jade and Bouncer said simultaneously. Bouncer uses Psycho Chase on Orla, taking her out of the office.

“Um, I’ll team up with you, Joshua!” Oksana said.

Chapter 3: Tag-team embarassment
“This tag battle between the team of my husband and gym leader Joe and his and my daughter Jade, challenging the team of Joshua Orbit chief executive officer Joshua Juritin and founder of Unstoppable Missy Floorz, Freak Foor, and XLockxBox Oksana Velykazhinka, shall now begin!” LaToya said.

“Go! Delibird!” Oksana said. She sends out a Delibird.

“Go! Glaceon!” Joshua said. He sends out a Glaceon.

“This will be easy as apple pie!” Jade said. “Mega Firey, go!” Jade sends out a Torflamine.

“Mega Firey? Wow, it actually does look like Firey.” Oksana said.

“You ready for this? Go, Calaconda!” Joe said, he sends out a Poison/Steel-type evolved form of Seviper.

“Calaconda? Are you insane?” Stacie said.

“Glaceon!” Joshua said.

“Delibird!” Oksana said.

“Double Ice Beam!” Joshua and Oksana both said.

“Mega Firey, use Flamethrower!” Jade said.

“Calaconda, use Iron Bullet!” Joe said.

Mega Firey uses Flamethrower, and Calaconda uses Iron Bullet.

Delibird and Glaceon use Ice Beam, but they’re overthrown by Flamethrower and Iron Bullet, and they both get knocked out.

“Are you out of your mind? Fire beats Ice all the time!” Jade said.

“So does Steel!” Joe said.

“Neither Glaceon nor Delibird can battle! Therefore, Jade and Joe get the easy tag battle win!” LaToya said.

Chapter 4: Smoke and Orla are back
“Hey, guys. What happened?” Orla said.

“Joe’s Calaconda and Jade’s Torflamine managed to beat the s*** out of Joshua and Oksana in a Pokémon tag battle with little tiny effort.” Stacie said.

“Joshua! Oksana! I can’t believe you weren’t able to damage Jade’s Torflamine or Joe’s Calaconda!” Smoke said.

“Torflamine and Calaconda aren’t even Pokémon!” Orla said.

“We’re not joking, they actually are.” Angelo said.

“Yeah, I still can’t believe your performance was very bad.” Orla said.

“Well why don’t you battle Joe and Jade and find out your own performance against them? Smoke can join your team!” Marshall said.

“Sounds good.” Smoke said.

“You will be so difficult!” Jade said sarcastically.

“You’re right.” Smoke said.

“Wait a minute? Isn’t that sarcasm? It probably won’t be an easy battle!” Stacie said.

“I’m certain it will!” Joe said sarcastically.

Stacie sighs. “They’re saying they aren’t.”

“Yeah, right.” Orla said.

Chapter 5: More Embarrassment To Arrive
“This tag battle between the team of Leader Joe and Trainer Jade challenging the team of Orla Patterson and Smoke Cigar will now begin.” LaToya said.

“Go! Dugtrio!” Orla said.

“Rhyperior!” Smoke said.

Smoke and Orla send out their Pokémon.

“Let’s go, Beambomb!” Jade said. She sends out a Tecichno.

“Mechatross, come on out!” Joe said. He sends out an evolved form of Skarmory.

“An Electric-type and a Steel-type vs. two Ground-types.” Orla said.

“We will actually probably win the battle against the red idiots!” Smoke said.

Joe’s and Jade’s faces turn red.

“Well, now I’m right.” Smoke said.

“YOU WANT TO GET ATTACKED TOO?!?!” Joe and Jade said simultaneously.

“Um, no.” Smoke said.

“THEN SHUT UP!” Joe and Jade said simultaneously.

“Beambomb, use Tidal Beam on Rhyperior!” Jade said.

“Oh, goody.” Smoke said sarcastically.

Rhyperior gets knocked out by Tecichno’s Tidal Beam.

“Rhyperior cannot battle! Tecichno is the winner!” LaToya said.

“Excellent job!” Jade said to Beambomb.

“It was a motherf***ing trap!” Smoke said.

“Dugtrio, use Mud Bomb on Mechatross!” Orla said. Dugtrio does so, but no use.

“It’s a Flying-type, and therefore immune to Ground-type attacks, so it doesn’t matter if it’s a Steel-type! Mechatross, use Drill Peck!” Joe said.

Mechatross does so, knocking out Dugtrio.

“Son of a b****!” Orla said.

“Dugtrio is unable to battle! Mechatross wins! Therefore, the tag battle will be won by Jade and Joe!” LaToya said.

“You know what? I am determined to knock you out often. This is the most humiliating battle in history!” Smoke said.