Brownsack Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight, on Supernanny…

Lilly: You're Garbage!

Announcer: Stella is face-to-face with a rotten 4-year-old.

Julia: Cut it out, Lilly.

Lilly: No!

Announcer: Who pushes her parents to the edge…

Alex: DON'T RUIN JASMINE'S PARTY

Jasmine: I Don't like her screaming

Announcer: Will Stella be able to put this kid in check?

Announcer: Or will it all fall apart?

Submission Reel (UK)
Narrator: The Brownsack Family, a family in Nottingham, consisting of mum Julia and dad Alex. They have four children, 18-year-old adopted daughter Jasmine, 8-year-old twins Ronnie and Kevin, and 4-year-old Lilly.

Submission Reel (US broadcast)
Stella: I'm Here in Nottingham ready to help another Family, Let's See

Alex: Hi we are the Brownsack Family, I'm Alex, I'm 42 and I work at the car lot with my friend

Julia: I'm Julia and I'm 30 and I'm a stay at home mum and we have 4 Kids We had Jasmine that we adopted her for almost a year and she's 18

Alex: And we have Ronnie and Kevin who's 8

Ronnie: Shut up you whore.

Julia: HEY

Julia: and our worst behaved Lilly is 4

Lilly: I'M NOT LISTENING

Observation Begins
Stella: As Alex heads off to work let's see if Julia can handle with 4 kids

[Lilly watching Minnie's Bow Toons on TV]

Julia: Let the Boys watch TV

Lilly: NO I WANT TO WATCH MINNIE!

Julia: NO WE HAVE TO TURN OFF MINNIE!

Lilly: NOOOOOO YOU (Dolphin Chirps)

Julia: NO

Stella: I Can't Believe that Lilly Called her mother an idiot that is ok and that needs to stop

Kevin: I Wanna watch Sonic Underground

Ronnie: and Lloyd in Space

Lilly: SHUT UP I WANT TO WATCH MINNIE

Julia: IF YOU SAY SHUT UP AGAIN YOU WILL EAT JALAPENO PEPPER

Lilly: NO. Stupid (dolphin chirp)

Julia: Ok you can have a Jalapeno Pepper

Stella: Mum is putting a Jalapeno Pepper in Lilly's Mouth is ok to be in this house

Julia: Don't Spit

Lilly: You Burned my mouth

Julia: Yeah your brother had some yesterday

[Kevin enters the kitchen]

Julia: Get out or else you will have a Jalapeno Pepper

Talk with Jasmine
Stella: I Got a chance to speak to Jasmine

Jasmine: Lilly Ruined lots of events she ruined Christmas because she had a tantrum about Christmas music all because she wants to listen to the Rugrats theme song during the school Christmas party. What's worse, she touched the elf on the shelf. Easter was Ruined because she didn't get a prize for her Easter Hat

Stella: Oh My

Jasmine: and to make things worse my Brothers had a Superheroes Themed birthday party and Lilly changed from Happy to Rugrats theme song and she ruined my brothers party and she blurted out every bad word in the book

Stella: I'm here to make your family Better

Observation Continues
Stella: After I talked to Jasmine it was Lilly's Naptime but Lilly wants to watch Rugrats and oh boy here we go again

[Lilly is watching Rugrats episode "Under Chuckie's Bed" on TV]

Julia: It's Rest time

Lilly: I Want to watch Rugrats, you (dolphin chirp)!

Julia: No Turn off Rugrats now please

[Julia Turns the tv off and drags Lilly upstairs]

Lilly: I WANNA WATCH RUGRATS NOW! Let me go, you (dolphin chirp)!!

Julia: NO YOU ARE HAVING A NAP YOU ARE NOT WATCHING RUGRATS BECAUSE IT'S NAP TIME

Lilly: I'm Not Taking A Nap, so there you (dolphin chirp)!!!

Julia: Yes

Lilly: DON'T MESS WITH MY BED, (dolphin chirp)!!

Julia: Please Don't Speak to me like that

Lilly: Shut your mouth, you (dolphin chirp)!

Julia: HEY

Lilly: You're Mean and Nasty and Rude, (dolphin chirp)!

Julia: THAT'S DISRECPECTFUL TALK

Lilly: Now you turn around missy

Julia: THAT'S MEAN YOUNG LADY

[As Julia Gets a Pacifier and Sippy Cup, Lilly turns the TV on and Puts Disney's Pinocchio her DVD player]

Julia: NO NOT NOW TURN OFF PINOCCHIO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH IT DURING NAP TIME AND NOW ITS GOING IN THE TIME OUT BOX

Lilly: I WANNA WATCH PINOCCHIO!!

Julia: NO YOU ARE NOT WATCHING PINOCCHIO AND THAT'S FINAL

Stella: Julia gave Lilly a Sippy cup and her Pacifier during her nap time that does need to stop ASAP

Alex Came Home
Stella: Alex Came Home

Kevin: Hi Daddy

Stella: I'm Stella

Alex: My Name is Alex

Julia: The Kids are playing outside

Playing Outside
Stella: The Kids are playing outside

[Ronnie Hits Kevin]

[Kevin hits Ronnie]

Jasmine: Boys. let's not fight

Ronnie: (dolphin chirp)

Jasmine: Cut it out

Julia: Boys, Don't hit each other

Dinner Time
Stella: Imagine what dinnertime look like in Brownsack House

[Lilly watches The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh on TV]

Julia: Turn the TV off Now

Lilly: NO! (Dolphin chirp) off you (dolphin chirp)!

Jasmine: I will

Julia: Thanks Jasmine

Alex: Good girl Lilly

[Julia gives Lilly her pink Sippy Cup]

Julia: Here's your cup dear

Bedtime
Stella: It's time for bed

Ronnie: (Dolphin chirp) off

Alex: Hey

[Jasmine listens to Suicide squad soundtrack on her iPad, through headphones]

Lilly: I WANT TO WATCH RUGRATS, you chicken (dolphin chirp)!

Julia: Maybe Tomorrow Sweetie Pie

Kevin: Poo Face (dolphin chirp)!

Alex: HEY DONT CALL ME THAT OR ELSE YOU WILL EAT A JALAPENO PEPPER IF YOU SAID THAT WORD AGAIN

Ronnie: You (dolphin chirp)!

Kevin: (Dolphin chirp) her in an (dolphin chirp)

Alex: THAT'S IT YOU BOTH BE EATING A JALAPENO PEPPER

Stella: Alex had a different approach when it comes to the boys

Ronnie: You Burned my mouth

Kevin: MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

Julia: Good night Jasmine

Jasmine: Night

[Kevin Puts Charlie and the Chocolate factory DVD in the DVD Player]

Alex: IT'S BEDTIME!

Stella: Alex drags Kevin Back to bed

Alex: IT'S BEDTIME YOU ARE NOT WATCHING A MOVIE!

Stella: I Seen it all I need to speak to Mum and Dad and their Problems

Household Rules/Lilly's Extreme Tantrum
Stella: Good Moring Bedheads and now I'm give you some rules, Rule Number 1, No More swearing, Ok, No More Bad words in this house, Rule Number 2 Do as you're Told

Lilly: No

Stella: Oh Yes, There a special Rule for Lilly, No more Sippy cups and Pacifiers for Rule Number 3

Julia: I think 2 special rules so that she can help Lilly

Stella: and For the 3 of you I got you an Aquarium reward chart

Lilly: Duh No I Want a Rugrats Reward Chart, faggot!!!!

Stella: That's not Nice Lilly and we will not replace it with Rugrats Reward Chart and That's final

Stella: Lilly decided that she didn't want the Aquarium reward chart and she wanted a Rugrats Reward Chart Instead

[Lilly Rips the Picture]

Julia: Oh My God Lilly

Julia: I Think the Aquarium reward chart is beautiful but however Lilly didn't like it but she prefers the Rugrats Reward Chart

Alex: Thinking Pond

Stella: Lilly You been sent to the thinking pond for Ripping of the picture

Lilly: THAT'S FOR BABIES I STILL WANTED A RUGRATS REWARD CHART AND THATS FINAL. I am peeing in my pants! (Dolphin chirp)!

[Lilly Goes Upstairs to her room and Slams it]

Julia: OPEN THIS DOOR LILLY IF YOU DONT COME OUT YOU WILL BE GIVEN CONCESQENCES YOUNG LADY

Lilly: IT'S FOR BABIES (dolphin chirp), AND I STILL WANT RUGRATS REWARDDD chart!!!

Stella: NO AND NOW YOUR BELLE & BLUE FAIRY PLUSH IS GOING TO TIME OUT BOX

Lilly: NOOOO

Stella: I'm sorry

[Alex puts her back on the thinking Pond and Lilly goes upstairs and watches Pinocchio On TV]

Julia: Turn that off, NO PINOCCHIO! You're not supposed to be watching that while you have to stay in timeout

Lilly: NO! (Dolphin chirp) off you (dolphin chirp)!

Julia: NO MORE PINOCCHIO! NOW THE DVD IS GOING TO TIME OUT BOX NOW

Lilly: I WANNNA WATCH PINOCCHIO! You chicken-(dolphin chirp)!

[Julia Puts Lilly back to the thinking Pond]

[4 Minutes Later]

Julia: I Want you to say sorry

Lilly: Sorry

Julia: Thank you, and no more swearing, okay?

Lilly: Okay

Goodbye Pacifiers
Stella: I'm Glad that Mum and Dad did Thinking Pond for the first time and now the next thing is to let go of the pacifiers while the boys are out

Stella: Can I tell you something

Lilly: What

Stella: You know I talked to Mummy and Daddy that you don't need the pacifiers anymore they have to go to the parents who just had their babies and you don't need them anymore so I'm gonna give you this bag for your pacifiers

Lilly: Alright

Stella: Let's go and find the pacifiers

Lilly: Yayyy

[Lilly finds her Green Pacifier and puts it in the bag]

Julia: Yay

[Lilly finds her 4 Pacifiers and puts it in the bag]

Alex: Yay

[Lilly goes to her room and finds a draw full of pacifiers and puts them in the bag]

Stella: Yayy you don't need them no more

Lilly: Goodbye Pacifiers

Stella: Off to the Babies

Julia: Yay Big Girl now

(Lilly Giggles)

Backpack Surprise
Stella: The Next Morning There's a Surprise Backpack In Store for Lilly

Julia: Come downstairs Mummy and Daddy got a Surprise for you

[Lilly Puts down her Tommy, Angelica, Jiminy Cricket and Pinocchio Dolls]

[Lilly Come downstairs]

Lilly: Backpack

Stella: Yeah

Alex: Big Girl Backpack

Lilly: It haves Belle on it

Julia: I Heard you like Belle

[Lilly Opens her Belle Backpack]

Lilly: Wow My Little Pony Pens

Julia: Wow, What's in that Bag

Lilly: Minnie Mouse Lunch Box

Alex: Cool

Lilly: Frozen Pencil Case and it has Anna, Elsa and Olaf

Stella: What's also in the Bag

Lilly: Tsum Tsum Notebook and My Little Pony Bookmark

Stella: Because now you starting school in September I gave you a special backpack

Lilly: Thanks Stella

Thinking Pond for the Boys
Stella: After Backpack Surprise I bet someone checks the Boys

Kevin: You Know what

Ronnie: What

Kevin: I Hope you throw Dog (dolphin chirp), (dolphin chirp)!!!

Julia: HEY

Stella: These Boys are back to their old tricks

[Ronnie takes Julia's I-Phone and the Boys listen to Under the Influence By Eminem without Julia Knowing]

Ronnie: So you can suck my (dolphin chirp) if you don't like, my (dolphin chirp) Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my balls - ha ha!

Julia: That's It Thinking Pond for saying these words because that's not allowed in our House and now stay there

Kevin: I'm like a (dolphin chirp) wasp in the hospital lost Stinging the (dolphin chirp) outta everything I come across in the halls, I light a candle and place it up on the mantle Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the (dolphin chirp) handle

Julia: AND YOU KEVIN THINKING POND TOO FOR SAYING THESE WORDS

[Julia Puts Kevin in timeout]

Julia: Kevin You are in time out for saying these F Words and stay here for 8 Minutes

Stella: These boys got sent to the thinking pond for the first time ever

[8 Minutes Later]

Julia: Boys You are in time out for Swearing that's not allowed in our house because your little sister doesn't want you to hear that type of Language

Kevin: Sorry

Ronnie: Sorry

Julia: Thank You

Goodbye Sippy Cup/Lilly's Memory Words From Disney On Ice & Lilly Daydreams
Stella: So I wanted Mum and Dad to Introduce to the Goodbye Sippy Cup

Julia: What are we going to do with that Sippy Cup

Stella: We will replace it with a very special Cup

[Stella Reveals a Rugrats Cup]

Stella: Ok we going to say Goodbye now to the Sippy Cup

Alex: Ok

Julia: Lilly It's time to say goodbye to your sippy Cup

Lilly: NOOOO I WANT TO KEEP MY SIPPY CUP! Faggot

Julia: No you can't keep your Sippy Cup but say Hello to your Rugrats big girl cup Sweetie

Lilly: I WANNA KEEP MY SIPPY CUP

Alex: Lilly Listen Mummy and I decided to throw a sippy cup away now because you are a big girl

Lilly: I WANT TO KEEP IT

Julia: No we're done with the sippy cups now

Stella: Do you feel sorry for her

Julia: Yes I do

Stella: I want you to say we are taking the sippy cup away now because you are a big girl only babies have them but you are not mommy's baby anymore

Julia: We are taking the Sippy cup away now because you are a big girl and put the sippy cup in the trash

Alex: Yes

[Alex put the sippy cup in the trash]

[Lilly Screams and Cries]

Stella: Good Job Mummy and Daddy

Lilly: I WANT MY SIPPYYYYY CUPPPPPP BACKKKKKKKKKK RIGHT NOWWWWWW

Julia: NO

[Lilly Hits Julia]

Julia: THINKING POND

Stella: Once again Julia Puts Lilly to the thinking pond

Julia: LILLY, YOU ARE SENT TO THE THINKING POND BECAUSE YOU HIT ME ABOUT THE SIPPY CUP GETTEN TAKEN ANWAY,YOU ARE A BIG GIRL AND NO STAY THERE FOR 4 MINUTES YOU ARE A BIG GIRL AND YOU NEED TO ACCEPT YOUR BIG GIRL CUP!

[4 Minutes Later]

Julia: Lilly You are sent to the thinking pond because you hit me because you refuse to say bye bye to your Sippy Cup, What are you need to say

Lilly: Sorry

Julia: Thank you

[Julia Gives Lilly her Rugrats Cup]

Julia: It's Got Tommy, Chuckie and Angelica on it

Alex: I Thought You Like Rugrats

Lilly: Yeah

Julia: I Know

Lilly: (Flashback)

Jiminy Cricket In Disney On Ice: You know, all this talk-about songs has got remembering a certain song that a know and a twinkling little star.

Mickey Mouse In Disney On Ice: Gosh. Sure wish we can hear about that.

Jiminy Cricket In Disney On Ice: Well, lemme tell ya, Mickey. Wishes can come true. Yup, take it from me.

Mickey Mouse In Disney On Ice: Ha-ha!

Lilly: (Flash End) Hey, I Remember Those Words From Disney On Ice: 100 Years of Magic!

Julia: That's Right Lilly!

Lilly: And Dream Can Come True..... (Lilly Sighs & Drinks a Rugrats Cup)

(Lilly Drinks a Rugrats Cup & Daydreams about Blue Fairy Skating Around the Rink and Jiminy Cricket Sings "When You Wish Upon A Star")

Jiminy Cricket In Disney On Ice (Sings): When You Wish Upon a Star, Makes No Difference Who You Are, Anything Your Heart Desires Will Come To You. If Your Heart Is In Your Dream, No Request Is Too Extreme, When You Wish Upon a Star, As Dreamers Do!

(Instrumental Break)

Jiminy Cricket In Disney On Ice (Sings Once More): When You Wish Upon a Star, Your Dreams... Come... True! (Audience Applause)

(Lilly Stops Daydreaming & Awake): I Love to Dreaming about Jiminy Cricket & Blue Fairy For First Time...(Sighs & Drinking a Rugrats Cup)

Stella Goes Away For Few Days
Stella: I'm Gonna Leave you Guys and

Julia: What if Lilly chose to Ruin Jasmine's Party

Stella: She have to write a 600 Word Essay if she don't she will lose everything, including her baby Annabelle dolls for a week

Alex: Ok

Stella: I'm Off

Family Test Run
Stella: Alex and Julia are gonna be on their Own for now on let see if they Handle it

Thinking Pond
[Jasmine is watching Tangled on her Phone]

Lilly: I Wanna go on your phone

Jasmine: Why

Lilly: I Want to Watch Rugrats go away you (Dolphin Chirps)

Jasmine: Mum, Lilly is asking me to have my Phone and Watch Rugrats

Julia: LILLY, THINKING POND!

[Julia Puts Lilly In the Thinking Pond]

Julia: LILLY, YOU ARE SENT TO THE THINKING POND FOR BOTHERING YOUR SISTER TO PUT ON RUGRATS AND STAY HERE FOR 4 MINUTES!

[4 Minutes Later]

Julia: Lilly, You Are In Thinking Pond For Bothering Your Sister to Put On Rugrats, What Mom to Say?

Lilly: Sorry

Julia: Thank You

Jasmine's 19th Suicide Squad Birthday Party
Julia: When Jasmine turned 19 She had a Suicide Squad Themed Party

[We see Jasmine Dressed Up as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn]

[Suicide Squad Music playing in the background]

[On The Table we see Chips, Hot Dogs, Chicken Burgers, Katanas Sushis, Deadshots Perri Perri Chicken on the stick, Killer Crocs Green Salad, fruit punch, Carrot Sticks, Pizzas, Sandwiches, Nachos, Chicken Nuggets]

{Little Did Jasmine know, Lilly sprayed the hot dogs, chicken, salad, and sushi with bug spray}

[On Dessert Table we see Red and Blue Mallow Pops, Green and Purple Mallow Pops, Suicide Squad Cupcakes, Fruit and Marshmallow Krebs, and Harley Quinn Birthday Cake]

Alex: Wow you look awesome

Friend: Hi where's your sister

Jasmine: I Locked her in her room because she ruined my brother's birthday party last time. She tried to drug us with sleeping medicine

Friend 2 (In Harley's Jester Costume): Oh My

Julia: Lilly ruined their birthday and I've told her to stay in her room

Friend: That's sad Little sisters

Alex: Come on Boys Join the Fun

Friend 3 (Dressed Up in Batman Arkham Harley Quinn Costume): Is your sister is coming

Jasmine: No, plus she's no longer member of this family, she ain't my sister no more

Friend 4: That's a Shame Little Sisters always ruin everything

Julia: Do you want your Presents

Jasmine: Yes

[Jasmine is Given a Present with a Disney Princess Wrapping Paper]

Jasmine: Disney Tsum Tsum Stationery Set, It's so Cute

[Jasmine is given a Minnie Mouse Gift Bag]

Jasmine: Wow a Harley Quinn Plush Doll she's sooooo cute and also a Batman Arkham Harley Quinn Pop vinyl

[Jasmine is Given a present with Minnie Wrapping Paper]

Jasmine: Awesome Joker Pop Vinyl he's ssooooo cute

[Grandad Bob Gives Jasmine a Disney Princess Royal Debut Suitcase]

Jasmine: Wow I always wanted that [Opens her Suitcase] Wow a Bilbo Baggins Towel, Bilbo Baggins Plush Doll ,Disney Princess Color your own Cushion

[Lilly releases a box full of fire red ants, bullet ants and cockroaches into the party]

[As Aunt Mable gives Her a Disney Princess Gift Bag as Lilly changed From Bee gees song I Started a Joke to the Rugrats theme song]

Jasmine: That's song again

[Lilly pours her vanilla flavored sleeping medicine into the punch bowl]

Julia: LILLY

Lilly: What?

Julia: Thinking Pond

[Alex Puts back on Suicide Squad Music]

Julia: YOU GOT SENT TO THE THINKING POND FOR RUINING JASMINE'S PARTY by releasing ants and cockroaches and trying to drug the punch bowl. AND NOW STAY HERE FOR 5 MINUTES

{Lilly escapes from the thinking pond and smashes Julia's favorite flower vase}

[5 Minutes Later]

Julia: Lilly you are in time out for Ruining your Sister's birthday for the fun of it and now take yourself upstairs and write me a 600 Word essay based on the error of your ways

Lilly: I Don't like Suicide Squad and I Don't like Jasmine

Julia: I Know you Don't It's your Sister's theme

[Lilly goes upstairs and writes a essay under Alex's Supervision]

[Lilly's Essay said I'M SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR PARTY JUST ONLY BECAUSE I'M BORED AND ALSO I'M AM SORRY FOR WHAT I DID]

[Alex checks it]

Alex: We're very disappointed with you Lilly

Lilly: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE (Dolphin Chirps)

Alex: CUT IT OUT YOUNG LADY

Julia: I Think we have to move the party in the backroom

Jasmine: Sure

[Lilly Goes Downstairs]

[Lilly Hits Julia and releases fire ants]

(Jasmine gets bitten by fire ants and She screams. She is covered in ant bites)

Julia: THAT'S IT THINKING POND

[Julia Puts Her to the Thinking Pond]

Julia: Your behavior is really upsetting me. You do NOT ruin other people's birthdays and you DON'T hurt people! You are here for 6 minutes and I'm taking away your Rugrats & Pinocchio DVDs and your allowance for two whole weeks!

Alex: You're grounded for a week! And your TV privileges are also gone for two weeks and absolutely no friends until further notice

Lilly: I WANT TO WATCH RUGRRRRAAAAATTTTTTTS AND PINOOOOCHIOOOOOOO! (Dolphin chirp)! I don't have any friends you (dolphin chirp)!!!

Alex: NO MORE RUGRATS AND PINOCCHIO UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BEHAVE

Julia: RIGHT, THAT'S DOES IT!!! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET BACK IN THE THINKING POND OR ELSE WE WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM AND YOU WILL STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!!!

Julia: 1...

Alex: 2...

Julia: 3...

Alex: 4...

Julia: 5...

Alex: 6...

Julia: 7...

Alex: 8...

Julia: 9...

Lilly: (Dolphin chirp) YOU ALL, I WISH YOU WERE ALL (dolphin chirp)ING DEAD!!!!

Alex: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO US!!!!

Julia: 10!!!!!

Alex: RIGHT, THAT REALLY IS IT, WE ARE PUTTING YOU STRAIGHT TO BED RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[Julia & Alex drag Lilly upstairs]

Lilly: LET GO OF ME YOU (dolphin chirp)!!!!

Lilly: I'll piss in my pants!!!!

Alex: Say Goodnight

Lilly: No, (dolphin chirp)!!!

Alex: SAY GOODNIGHT

Lilly: Good night! (Long dolphin chirp)! I hope you die tonight. (Dolphin chirp)!!!

Reinforcements
[Lilly Having a Rugrats Marathon & Pinocchio Movie with her Tommy, Chuckie, Angelica, Phil, Lil, Susie, Dil, Kimi, Jiminy Cricket, Blue Fairy and Pinocchio Plush Dolls)

Julia: Wow, Lilly Is Having Fun with Rugrats and Pinocchio Dolls

Alex: She's Well Behaved without Using Bad Words.

Stella: Great Julia and Alex, Lilly Is Very Proud of Us.