Parker Family 2039 Christmas

Violet: C'mon, kids, let's all have a fun Christmas Day!

Julianne: Sure! I'll go put on my vines for good luck.

Gregory: Can't, I got homework to do.

Leena: Sorry, gotta style my hair.

Melody: Umm...I gotta practise on my piano...

Anneliese, Jayda and Gabriella: Let's steal all the gifts!

Foster: Boring! I'm gonna go smash a window.

Brittany: NO! I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BARBIE DREAMHOUSE!

Sarah: *cries*

Violet: This is NOT A CHOICE! Everyone into the car, we're going to church!

Raymond: Listen to your mother!

(The Parkers arrive at church)

Foster: HEY EVERYONE! IS THERE A BATHROOM HERE?

Violet: Foster, you better not pee in the plant...

Priest: Welcome, everyone!

Foster: *punches Julianne and runs away*

Julianne: OH NO YOU DON'T! *chases Foster around the church*

Priest: *slaps Violet*

Violet: *slaps Priest*

Raymond: Ummm...I'm gonna leave...c'mon, Melody...

Gregory: I knew I should have stayed home....

(The Parkers are opening Christmas presents*

Julianne: Yay! I got the latest Taylor Swift album!

Brittany: I got a crummy bicycle! *kicks Violet*

Foster: These gifts are dumb! I'm gonna smash 'em with my hammer!

Melody: Oh...tissues...how lovely...

Leena: A WATCH? WRISTWATCHES WENT OUT OF STYLE AGES AGO!!!

Anneliese, Jayda and Gabriella: WE GOT COAL!

Sarah: *chews new book*

Gregory: YES! FRACTIONS 101!

(The Parkers are eating Christmas dinner)

Brittany: THIS TURKEY IS BURNED!

Foster: THESE POTATOES ARE MUSHY!

Sarah: *cries*

Leena: ASPARAGUS WENT OUT OF STYLE AGES AGO!

Julianne: This is all because I didn't wear my vines!

Gregory: Yeah...I'm gonna go...

Anneliese, Jayda and Gabriella: THIS FOOD IS GROSS!

Raymond: *mutters* I hate Christmas...