Kiejliches Family 2017 Christmas

Christmas Eve
[The family is at Grandma Josephine and Grandpa Cameron's house for the holidays]

[Grandma Josephine is preparing a Twelve-dish Christmas Eve supper]

Later that evening
[The family is gathered at the table for a Christmas Eve supper. On the table, we see Kutia, Borscht, peas, herring, varenyky and Russian Salad]

Christmas Breakfast
[on the table, there is peppermint hot chocolate, oven-roasted hash brown cakes, sausage, roasted red pepper, and spinach torta rustica]

Time to open presents
[The family is opening presents]

[Wanda opens up her presents to reveal a Dora the Explorer coloring book, a Sweet Pea Sue plush doll, and a Malibu Barbie doll]

Wanda: "Sweet! I got a Dora coloring book, a Sweet Pea Sue plush toy, and a Malibu Barbie doll!"

[Lois opens up her present only to reveal a note that reads "Lois, you were very bad this year. You hit your sister, got kicked out of school, swore at your parents, did some hitting, kicking, biting, and screaming. You also ruined Halloween and your sister Wanda's 3rd birthday party. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

[Wanda opens her Christmas stocking to reveal a gift card to Toys R Us, some hair clips, a Pikachu plush, a Hello Kitty plush, six Bubber Bucket, a box of crayons, lots of candy and finger puppets]

[Lois opens her Christmas stocking to reveal lumps of coal]

Lois: "Santa is a piece of (bleep)!"

[Lois knocks over the Christmas tree with a broom and it hits Wanda in the face]

Wanda: "MUMMY!"

Susie: "Oh, no! What happened?"

Wanda: "Lois knocked over the Christmas tree and it hit me!"

Susie: "LOIS MARIE KIEJLICHES! Come here."

Lois: "WHAT?"

Susie: "YOU WILL NOT SEE YOUR FRIENDS OR ANYONE OUTSIDE THE FAMILY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!"

Lois: (mumbles) "I hate Christmas... (screams at the top of her lungs) I HATE YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

[Lois lashes out at Susie and Frank]

Grandma Josephine: "Wanda, are you hurt, dear?"

Wanda: "Just a little scratch, Grandma..."

Christmas Dinner
[Grandma Josephine is serving Christmas dinner to the family]