Areslutsandd***s-Keene Family 2044 Halloween

This took place right before Kingston transitioned into a female.

Preparations
Kelly: Kingston, are you ready for the party?

Kingston: Yes, I am.

[Kingston arrives dressed as Steve Harrington in his Scoops Ahoy attire]

Kelly: Why the Steve Harrington costume?

Kingston: Because my dad won't let me go as Rachel Bighead nor Theo Putnam because she is a t****y. I went as Will Byers when I was 14.

Kelly: How rude!

Kingston: I see.

Kelly: Darren, come downstairs.

[Darren is dressed as Kurt Hummel]

Darren: Dad is so going to kill me.

Kelly: Kids, come downstairs.

Paisley: Okay.

[Paisley arrives dressed as a witch]

[Robin is dressed as Bessie Higgenbottom]

[Colton is dressed as Boba Fett]

[Jaxson is dressed as a vampire]

[Jubilee is dressed as a princess]

[Asher is dressed as a ghost complete with a white hood with eyeholes, a white robe and white gloves]

Kelly: Okay, kids, get ready. While Kingston is now 15 years old, she will have to host her own neighborhood Halloween birthday party.

Darren talks to Chris
[Darren is dressed as Kurt Hummel and looks at all of the other students dressed in costumes without masks nor face paint]

Darren: Huh, no masks nor face paints, huh?

[He sees Chris, dressed as Blaine Anderson]

Chris: Hey, Darren!

[Chris runs to Darren as he hugs him]

Darren: Oh, hey Chris.

Chris: We are invited to the popular kids' own Halloween party. we got drinks that are not intoxicated with alcohol, bobbing for apples and of course, no all teen-friendly activities like spin the bottle and seven minutes in Heaven!

Darren: That's great, but What about ghost summoning games like Bloody Mary and Charile Charlie?

Chris: While summoning ghosts is just...Tuesday, Charlie Charlie is soooooo 2015 where you get to summon an apparition! It's like a cheap version of Ouija boards.

Darren: I see.

Chris: Plus, nice Kurt costume.

Darren: Thanks, I like your Blaine.

Chris: Thank you.

Announcer: All students, report to the gym. We are having a costume contest to see who wins.

Chris: Alrighty then. See ya at the contest!

[At the costume contest, the principal dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi arrives]

Principal Hawthorne: Hello, I am Principal Hawthorne and today we will have our own Halloween costume contest. With the judges, Superintendent Vanessa Aguado, janitor Charles Stanley, and Vice Principal Josie MacMiller.

[We see Superintendent Vanessa Aguado as a '50s sock hop girl, janitor Charles Stanley as a pirate, and Vice Pricinpal Josie MacMiller in her Los Angeles Cheerleading uniform consisting of a red and white cheerleader top that says "LIONS", a red and white cheerleader skirt, white socks, white Kaepa shoes and a red hairbow]

Best Costume
Principal Hawthorne: Now let's start with Best Costume. Here is our first participant and contestant, 9th grader, Laurie Gregg.

[Laurie is shown in her Jeannie costume as I Dream of Jeannie theme plays]

Superintendent Vanessa Aguado: I really loved I Dream of Jeannie. It was my Grandma's favorite show since Day 1. I give it a 93!

[Superintendent Vanessa Aguado gives out a card that says "93"]

Janitor Charles Stanley: What an adorable costume. Was it home made or store brought?

Laurie: Actually, it is homemade made from silk, satin, gossamer, lace and polyester.

Janitor Charles Stanley: 95 for you, kid.

[Janitor Charles Stanley gives out a card that says "95"]

Vice Principal Josie MacMiller: Very nice. I will give it a 90!

[Vice Principal Josie MacMiller gives out a card that says "90"]

Best Couples Costume
Principal Hawthorne: Now let's start with Best Couples Costume. Here are our first parcitipants and contestants, 11th graders Chris Sutton and Darren Keene as Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel from Glee.

[Darren and Chris arrive]

Principal Hawthorne: Judges?

Superintendent Vanessa Aguado: Love how you made a pretty accurate representation of Klaine. I will give it an 100.

[Superintendent Vanessa Aguado gives out a card that says "100"]

Janitor Charles Stanley: 94 for you.

[Janitor Charles Stanley gives out a card that says "94"]

Vice Principal Josie MacMiller: How about nice 99?

[Vice Principal Josie MacMiller gives out a card that says "99"]

[everyone appalauses]

Principal Hawthorne: Congratulations, Darren Keene and Chris Sutton, you just won Best Couples Costume. Here is your trophy and your prize.

[Principal Hawthorne gives them a trophy and two ribbons that says "BEST COUPLES COSTUME" on both Darren and Chris as everyone appaluses]

Darren: Awesome!

Paisley is invited to a Halloween dance
[Paisley sees a young boy giving a rose to two girls]

Boy: H-H-Hey, Aly...Alyssa. Hey, J-Janice.

Alyssa: What do you want?

Boy: Will you...will you go to the Halloween dance with me?

Alyssa: Ew, get out of here, loser!

Janice: Yeah, loser!

[The young boy walks away sadly]

Alyssa: What did he do?

Janice: He gave us a rose.

Alyssa: Ugh, what a loser!

Janice: I know. He's a huge nerd, too!

[The young boy comes to Robin]

Boy: Hey, Paisley

Paisley: What's wrong, William?

William: I gave Alyssa a rose so I can ask them to go to the Halloween dance with me.

Paisley: And what happened?

William: Guess they didn't need it anymore.

Paisley: Why?

William: She called me a loser.

Paisley: What about Janice?

William: She also called me a loser, too.

Paisley: It's okay.

William: Now will you go to the Halloween dance with me?

[Paisley smiles kindly]

Paisley: Maybe later.

William: Oh, okay. Maybe later.

[William also smiles and walks away happily]

Marjara'e: Poor kid.

Paisley: I know, right?

Marjara'e: Yeah.

Paisley: Alyssa and Janice are mean.

Marjara'e: I see.

Robin is invited to a Halloween dance
[Ashly Charter runs into Robin]

Ashly: Hi.

Robin: Hey.

Ashly: I like your Bessie Higgenbottom costume.

Robin: Thank you, I made it from scratch.

Ashly: That's good. Was it homemade?

Robin: Yeah. Nice witch costume by the way.

Ashly: Thank you. Plus, do you have any tickets to go to the Halloween dance?

Robin: Why sure.

Kingston's Stranger Things Halloween Party
[The doorbell rings]

Darren: Must be the trick-or-treaters or maybe the Gay Straight Alliance Club.

[Darren opens the door to see Chris Sutton dressed as Blaine Anderson, Alexis Calhoun dressed as Clover from Totally Spies!, Susan Delacruz dressed as Alex from Totally Spies!, Millie Stanley dressed as Sam from Totally Spies!, Jasmine Villalobos dressed as a voodoo doll, Kimberly Guevara dressed as a calavera princess, Ebony Harper dressed as a Los Angeles Lakers player, Courtney Brough dressed as Bubbles, Shanice Piper dressed as Dionne Davenport, Brittany Sherman dressed as Timmy Turner, Loretta Hampton as Blossom, Megan Afton dressed as Trixie Tang, Leshauna Fugere dressed as Minnie Mouse, Hanako Ishiyama dressed in her My Hero Academia girls school uniform, Kathy Yang dressed as Toph Beifong, Rose Nyugen dressed as Cosmo, Yasmin Haddad dressed as a Buttercup, Nora Ewing dressed as Timmy Turner, Kendra George dressed as Mermaidman, and Sonique Holland dressed as Barnicle Boy]

Darren: Holy crap, Chris! You're here?

Chris: Yep. And these are the Los Angeles High School cheerleading squad.

Alexis: Um, actually. I work as a waitress.

[Darren opens the door to see David Gilmore also dressed as Cosmo, Aretha Lowe dressed as Penny Proud, Layota French dressed as Dijonay Jones, Dominique Welch dressed as one of the Gross sisters, Finn Dougley dressed as Mermaid Man, Tobias Lawrence dressed as Barnicle Boy, Amaphreet Upandhye dressed as a Despicable Me minion, Alejandro Guajardo dressed as a vampire, Roger Pausch dressed as Dwight Schrute, Rachel Thompson dressed as Wanda, Dennis Nyugen dressed as Deku, Madelyn Pageman dressed as Zoey Howser, Treyshaun Hilton dressed as Sticky Webb, and Julia Hernandez dressed as LaCienga Boulevardez]

[The doorbell rings]

Kelly: Kingston, your friends are here!

[Kingston opens the door to see his friends, Bailey Rockwell dressed as Nancy Wheeler, Yumi Ito dressed as Eleven in a colorful romper, Lucas Singleton dressed as Will Byers, Vanessa DeWitt dressed as a Max Mayfield, Gwen Nichols dressed as Erica Sinclair, Widdad al-Nouri dressed as Jonathan Byers, Johnathan Wang dressed as Mike Wheeler, Luanne May Malone dressed as Joyce Byers, Eugene Buffay dressed as Billy Hargrove, Finn Rigby dressed as Jim Hopper, Mordecai Bing dressed as Dustin Henderson wearing his Camp Know Where attire, and Bhageerathi Bhardvaj as Kali]

Kingston: Hey, guys. So, you must be?

Girl: Bailey Rockwell. These are my friends, Yumi Ito, Lucas Singleton, Vanessa DeWitt, Gwen Nichols, Widdad al-Nouri, Johnathan Wang and Bhageerathi Bhardvaj.

Yumi: Hey, so you came?

Kingston: Why yes. Come right in.

Widdad: Awesome party.

Mordecai: Yeah, wait so, you like Stranger Things?

Kingston: Yeah, even my mom loved it so much, she named my sister after Robin Buckley, my favorite character.

Bhageerathi: Thanks for inviting us.

Kingston: You're welcome, and besides, this is a Stranger Things-themed birthday party.

[The doorbell rings]

[Kingston opens the door to see trick-or-treaters consisting of a cowgirl, a witch, a princess, a skunk, a seahore, a magician, a clown and a ballerina]

Trick-or-treaters: Trick or treat!

Kingston: Come on in, you are now invited.

Bailey: Are you kidding? They cannot be invited without invitations!

Kingston: Aw come on, Bailey! It will be fun! I am hosting my kid-friendly Halloween party with non-intoxicated drinks, activities like apple bobbing and a bowl of candy corn!

Darren: Come right in, I got you some candy.

[Darren gives the trick-or-treaters candy]

Trick-or-treaters: Thank you!

Darren: Want to come to my party? We have bobbing for apples!

Trick-or-treaters: Yay!

[The trick-or-treaters go to the apple bobbing station]

Paisley and Robin's Halloween dance
[At Los Angeles Middle School, Paisley and Robin are at a Halloween dance as "Thriller" by Michael Jackson plays]

Robin: Paisley, did you bring the Halloween dance tickets?

Paisley: Why yes I have. Marjara'e and William should be here right now.

[Marjara'e, dressed as a devil runs into Paisley]

Marjara'e: Paisley, have you heard that Dawn got on her period?

Paisley: What about it?

Marjara'e: She only uses pads.

Paisley: So, they are like flat tampons, right?

[Marjara'e nods]

Paisley: She is such a huge weirdo for pads. Trust me, I got on my period when I was, like, 12.

Marjara'e: Yeah, but I also got on my period back in the 6th grade.

Robin: Ew, gross. I'm out of here.

[Robin meets up an African-American boy dressed as Humpty Hump, a Hispanic girl dressed as Skelita Calaveras from Monster High and a Hispanic boy dressed as a Fortnite skeleton]

Robin: Hey, guys.

Humpty Hump kid: S'up?

Robin: Wait a minute, you must be the Black and Latinx Alliance Club, right?

Humpty Hump kid: Yup, I'm Shameik Roberts, this is Gloria Juarez and Derek Guajardo.

Gloria: Hi.

Derek: Hey.

Robin: So, Shameik. How was Michelle Ruth?

Shameik: Michelle Ruth? Isn't she that girl I met since Art class?

Robin: Yes. Her last name was Del Rosario.

Gloria: Del Rosario?! What is she? Filipino?

[Robin nods]

Derek: So that makes it Michelle Ruth Del Rosario.

The younger kids go trick-or-treating
[Colton, Jaxson, Jubilee and Asher ring the doorbell to see a gay couple opening the door]

Colton, Jaxson, Jubilee and Asher: Trick or treat!

Gay man: My my, what do we ha-

Allgaypeopleare: FUCK YOU, F**!

[Allgaypeopleare punches the gay man in the face, shocking the latter's boyfriend]

Gay man's boyfriend: Here, have all the candy you want!

[He gives the kids candy]

Colton, Jaxson, Jubilee and Asher: Thank you!

Allgaypeopleare: Come on, I do not want you talking about f****ts.

[He takes them to another house where he sees a lesbian couple taking a few kids trick or treating]

Allgaypeopleare: Hey! Fuck off! Los Angeles is no good for d**es like you!

Lesbian #1: Don't talk shit about us nor our kids!

Lesbian #2: Yeah!

[Allgaypeopleare spits at Lesbian #1 as the lesbian couple and their kids walk away in disgust]

Allgaypeopleare: Assholes.

Asher: Why would you do that?

Allgaypeopleare: BECAUSE THEY ARE D**ES!

[Asher cries]

Allgaypeopleare: Boo fucking hoo. Get the fuck over it! It's Halloween, no need to bitch up a storm over me threatening d**es like these lesbos.

Asher: I HATE YOU!

[Asher runs off]

Allgaypeopleare: COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

Colton: Asher, wait up!

Jubilee: Daddy, how about we go to Roosevelt Isles? It is a rich neighborhood that is rumored to have full-size candy bars.

Allgaypeopleare: It better not be those f**s, d**es, and tr***ies.

Jaxson: There's that house right at Falster's, they made it like a haunted house in there.

Jubilee: And that house right at Tinsley's, they give out really good candy like full-size Snickers and 3 Musketeers.

Allgaypeopleare: Again, it better not be those f*gs, d*kes, and tr*nnies.

Jaxson: You have to go there, it's awesome!

Allgaypeopleare: Alrighty then.

[Colton chases after Asher as he accidentally bumps into three boys not wearing costumes, but instead scary masks consisting of a Ghostface mask, a goblin mask and a 1978 Michael Myers mask running with one of them carrying a jack o' lantern]

Ghostface mask boy: Watch it, pussy!

Goblin mask boy: Yeah, fucktard!

Asher: Who are you?

Michael Myers boy: We are the Jack o' Lantern Stealers. I just stole that jack o' lantern right at that porch at Portswick's.

Asher: Were you trick-or-treating?

Goblin mask boy: Why yes, we are trick-or-treating, but it wasn't long before that lady gaev us TOOTHBRUSHES!

[the three boys pull out toothbrushes from their pillowcases]

Asher: Toothbrushes? But I got a toothbrush once.

Michael Myers boy: Now you better watch it.

Ghostface mask boy: Or else we will beat you up, dickwad!

Colton: Leave him alone!

Goblin mask boy: Leave him alone? Why should we?

Colton: Because your "friends" are complete and utter assholes!

Michael Myers boy: Weren't you a brother of that pussy kid who wouldn't watch where he was going?

Colton: Uh...yeah?

Ghostface mask boy: Now we are going to beat you up.

Colton: Hey, uh, how about we go to Roosevelt Isles?

Asher: Sure.

Goblin mask boy: Wait a minute, where's Roosevelt Isles?

Colton: It's a rich neighborhood. It's right over there. You can go to Hill Street if you want to.

Michael Myers boy: Thank you.

[The masked boys run with the jack o' lantern to Hill Street]

[Colton and Asher run away from the masked boys]

[Colton and Asher see Allgaypeopleare, Jaxson and Jubilee arriving]

Colton: Shit! Dad will kill me!

Asher: Oh no, it's dad. Whatever will we do?

Colton: I know what we can do...

[Colton and Asher run to Roosevelt Isles as they head to a big, two-story house with a lot of Halloween decorations, skeletons, animatronics, spooky sound effects, multiple windows and only one door]

Colton: Let's go to that house.

[Unforunately, there is a short line of trick-or-treaters]

Asher: Uh oh...

Colton: What is it?

Asher: Unforuntately, there is a line of trick-or-treaters.

Colton: There are some of them!

[Jaxson and Jubilee look at Colton and Asher at the end of the line of trick-or-treaters]

Jaxson: Look!

Jubilee: Daddy, look at Colton and Asher! They're trick-or-treating.

Allgaypeopleare: That's a good thing, unless they're trick-or-treating to a f****t's house.

Jaxson: Don't say that, daddy! They're just trick-or-treating!

Allgaypeopleare: Is he a f****t or a t****y?

Jubilee: Actually, that's a man.

[A man dressed as a vampire arrives and takes them to a haunted house]

Vampire: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Welcome to the Haunted House of Horrors!

Asher: Trick or treat!

Vampire: Awww, aren't you a cute ghost?

Asher: Yup!

Vampire: Well come to my haunted house!

[Colton and Asher enter]

When they get home
Kelly: How was Chris' party, Darren?

Darren: It was awesome. Me and Chris won a costume contest and now we had a fun party, but too bad dad caught us.

Kelly: How was the dance, Paisley and Robin?

Paisley: It was great.

Robin: We got tickets, drank punch and had a blast.

Kelly: Great, and now we will watch the Halloweentown movies!

[Kelly puts on Halloweentown DVD as it plays]

Colton: I like the pumpkin.

Asher: Me too.

[As the intro plays, it fades in to a jack o' lantern in a dark background]