Birou Family Revisited/Transcript

Four years ago...
Announcer: "Four years ago, Orla was a terrible amok runner, and she was the worst child you could ever encounter..."

Orla: "I....HATE...CARROTS!!!!"

Nicole: "Orla...into the Naughty Pit! NOW!"

Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!"

Nicole: "You lost trampoline time."

Announcer: "Mealtime was no better...especially the former tyke was a picky eater..."

Orla: "I WANT MY PIZZA!"

Announcer: "The former tyke deserved spankings for ruining the holidays..."

Nicole: "If I have to sizzle your rear to fix your attitude, then that's the way it's going to be..."

Orla: (recording a sound) "I love to leave Orla alone. I am a poo-poo head, and I hate Mummy, too!"

Announcer: "Such as a messed-up funeral for her grandfather..."

Nicole: "I am never taking you to another funeral, ever!"

Announcer: "Then, Orla came into none of that after..."

Orla: "Mummy...I'm gonna die...It hurts..."

Doctor: "I have some good news, sweetheart. Your surgery was a complete success, and you're as good as new."

And now...
[Time text saying "5 years ago"]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!"

Aunty Carol: "My lord!"

Orla: "Ha ha! I am going to run across the street!"

Nicole: "Orla, those are the ashes of your grandfather!"

Orla: "Nicholas broke it! Punish him!"

[Time text saying "4 years ago"]

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! We are leaving!"

Orla: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD, MUMMY! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

Orla: (singing) "Amazing Grace...How Sweet the Sound...That saved a wretch like me...I once was lost, but now am found...was blind, but now I see..."

Orla: (slurring) "I......om.....syyyyyyyyyyyk..." (Translated: I am sick.)

[Orla barfs]

[Orla nods]

Orla: "NO! I hate lettuce! It's yucky!"

Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"

[Time text saying "3 years ago"]

Orla: "I shall shut you up with some sturdy duct tape!"

[The Theory of Nicole title screen displays]

[Time text saying "2 years ago"]

Nicole: "I'd like you to meet our two new twin sons, Brahm and Treat."

[Time text saying "1 year ago"]

Jo: "The Paci-Fairy is going to collect your binky to give it to the babies who need it."

[Time text saying "Right now"]

Long Time, No See
Jo: "Nicole, it's been a while. How are you?"

Nicole: "I'm doing good, thank you."

[A golden retriever dog barks happily, greeting Jo]

Nicole: "This is our dog, Lucy. We adopted her from the animal shelter."

Jo: "How are you girls doing?"

Orla: "I'm doing fine, Jo-Jo...except for one thing,"

[Screams are heard in the background]

Kayla and Orla: "Treat and Brahm."

Orla: "Oh, it's so loud and noisy, it's driving Mom, Robert, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and me crazy!"

Treat: "I want my sucker!"

[Brahm screams]

Nicole: "I still use the Vandal Disposal and White Sheets techniques. Orla and Kayla are now attending a new school called Princeton Elementary School."

Jo: "Are those boys any trouble?"

Nicole: "Unfortunately, yes."

Robert: "They ruined Orla and Kayla's birthday party a few months ago."

Nicole: "And this year's family vacation was a sheer nightmare. We went on a family cruise, and the boys were causing such a riot!"

Robert: "Brahm and Treat also wrecked Halloween by taking off their Apollo the Dog costumes and running around a neighbors house nude. They spit in a neighbor's face and all that stuff. When they got home, Orla's treats were gone because those greedy boys ate them all."

Jo: "My, that is considered greedy."

Nicole: "Thanksgiving was absolutely terrible...Brahm threw Orla's centerpiece into the fireplace and burned it into a singe, Treat started a humongous food fight with their cousins...and the boys gobbled up the whole entire pumpkin pie."

Robert: "The boys ruined Hanukkah for my wife's friend, a funeral for my grandfather who passed away from a sudden illness, a wedding for my cousin, the bar mitzvah for my co-star's nephew, and not to mention Christmas."

Jo: "How were they ruined?"

Nicole: "You see, the boys poured hot oil on top of their my friend Nancy's daughter Sarah, who ended up in the emergency room, they knocked over the menorah and gobbled up all of the chocolate coins they'd hogged from their sisters."

Robert: "As for my grandfather's funeral, Brahm changed the music to heavy metal with explicit lyrics, plucked the petals off all of the flowers on the funeral wreath, Treat peed in the casket, took a dump on the tombstones; the boys even talked loudly during the service, ran up and down hallways, hollering and hooting and making a general nuisance of themselves; they also ran around the cemetery with their clothes off."

Jo: "Oh, my..."

Robert: "Last month, we went to my cousin's wedding, and the boys played up. They stuck their fingers into the cake, spoke rudely about my cousin's fiancé during the ceremony, told the DJ to change the music, doused my cousin's fiancé with red wine, ran wild,"

Jo: "My word..."

Robert: "Christmas was absolutely ho-ho-horrible! Orla, Kayla, Haidyn and Skyla's Nutcracker dance recital was ruined, our Christmas shopping trip at the mall was a disaster, and our annual Christmas Party was a nightmare. We also went to my mother-in-law's house for the holidays. The boys brought the dogs over, cut a hole in their sisters' Christmas stockings, knocked over the tree, threw the ornaments around, stuffed their faces with a lot of fudge and Christmas cookies."

Nicole: "Easter was absolutely awful! These boys pushed and kicked their sister's and their cousins! They even ruined my cousin's wedding anniversary!"

Jo: "My word..."

Robert: "Skyla's birthday party was a disaster, too."

Jo: "Oh, no...."

Robert: "We had a family reunion last September and it was so abysmal. Brahm and Treat disrespected the guests that were in the family reunion. They refused to eat their dinner and pushed their own plates over and they fell on the floor. They eventually shattered!"

Jo: "How could these naughty boys do such a thing?"

Nicole: "Orla is a straight-A student, and a genius with an IQ of 135. Did I mention that her teacher told me that when she grows up, she wants to be a roller coaster designer? She does. My IQ is slightly bigger than Orla's IQ."

Brahm: "Mummy, daddy, Jo, and Orla are nerds! They have twice the number of eyes we have!"

Jo: "I was like, twice the number of eyes we have?"

Robert: "They make fun of me and Orla for wearing glasses, Nicole for having sunglasses, and they might make fun of you for wearing glasses."

Treat: "Mummy has sunglasses, she looks so stupid in them that she has four eyes in all!"

Nicole: "Brahm, Treat, stop. Enough with the insults."

Observation begins
Robert: "Brahm, Haidyn, Kayla, Orla, Skyla, Treat, time for church!"

Nicole: "Let's hop to it!"

Orla, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "OK!"

Treat: "I don't wanna go to church!"

Brahm: "Not me!"

Nicole: "Come on, boys! We need to go to church! Get dressed!"

Jo: "But the boys were having none of it."

Nicole: "Come on, we're gonna be late for church!"

Jo: "The boys' behaviors at Church and Sunday School were just appalling."

[The Birou Family are at church, sitting together]

[Brahm and Treat scream at the top of their lungs]

Brahm and Treat: "HI THERE (bleep) FACES YOU (bleep)ING PIECES OF (bleep)!"

Nicole: (whispering) "Boys, keep your voices down!"

[Orla, Kayla, Skyla, Haidyn, Brahm and Treat are in Sunday School]

???: "Hello there children. I'm so glad you all came to Sunday school to join me today."

Kayla/Orla/Haidyn/Skyla: "Good morning, Mrs. Harmony!"

Mrs. Harmony: "Good morning, Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Orla. How are you today?"

Orla: "We are all good, thank you."

[Brahm and Treat scream at the top of her lungs]

Mrs. Harmony: "Boys, will you please stop screaming?"

[Brahm stands on a table and grabs Mrs. Harmony's face]

[Treat pushes Mrs. Harmony over]

[Brahm and Treat dart out of the sunday school to pick up large rocks]

[Brahm and Treat throw the rocks at fellow classmates]

[Brahm smacks Mrs. Harmony in the face, while Treat bites Mrs. Harmony's leg]

[Brahm smashes the fish tank with bare hands]

Brahm: "(bleep) YOU, (bleep)!"

Observation continues
Jo: "Later on, the family went to swim in the pool."

[Robert gets Brahm and Treat in their swim trunks while Nicole gets Haidyn, Kayla, Orla and Skyla in their swim suits]

Nicole: "Okay, guys. Are you ready to have fun?"

Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla: "Yeah!"

[Brahm and Treat push Orla and Kayla in the pool]

Jo: "And then the boys pushed the girls into the pool."

[Treat and Brahm push Skyla and Haidyn into the pool]

Robert: "Girls, are you okay?"

[Brahm and Treat jump in the pool as if nothing happened]

Orla: "Other than being forcibly pushed into the pool containing chlorinated water, yeah. I'm fine."

Kayla: "Me too."

Nicole: "Girls, what happened?"

Haidyn: "A SHARK! MOM, THERE'S A SHARK IN THE POOL!"

Nicole: "What the--?!"

[Brahm smacks Haidyn in the face, while Treat bites Kayla's leg]

Kayla: "Mom, a shark bit me!"

Orla: "Actually, sharks live in the ocean."

Kayla: "If it wasn't a shark, then what bit me?"

[Nicole looks at the water to notice Brahm and Treat]

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

Jo: "It turned out that the so-called 'shark' were really the twin boys."

Robert: "What? What happened?"

Kayla: "TREAT BIT ME!"

Skyla: "BRAHM PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"

Haidyn: "BRAHM SMACKED ME!"

Orla: "WE ALL GOT PUSHED IN THE POOL!"

Cut to:

Nicole: "Your behavior was embarrassing and appalling. From now on, you are not going swimming until you learn to behave and I am going to arrange two babysitters the next time we go places that is swimming-related. Instead of swimming, you are going to listen to the babysitters because your behavior was very appalling!"

Brahm and Treat: "Aw, man!"

Parent Meeting
Robert: "Brahm and Treat have been kicked out of 25 daycares."

Nicole: "And 30 schools."

House Rules
Jo: "We're going to introduce the boys the rules. Number one: no shrieking; number two: no pushing people in the pool; number three: use indoor voices; number four: no calling people four-eyes..."

Naughty Pits
[Brahm and Treat work together scribbling pictures of someone resembling the parents and the girls being run over by a steamroller and some profane language with their crayons]

Orla: "Mom, the boys are coloring on the wall!"

Brahm: "YOU USED TO DO THAT STUFF TOO!"

[Nicole comes over to the direction]

Nicole: (gasps) "Look what you have done! You are going to the Naughty Pit, boys!"

Treat: "We aren't, stinker!"

[Nicole puts Brahm and Treat into their respective Naughty Pits and confiscates Brahm's Diego plush toy and Treat's Barney plush toy; she also confiscates their Crayola crayons]

Nicole: "Your toys are in toy jail. I'm also taking all your crayons away from you for a week."

Snack Box Technique
Jo: "I wanted Nicole to clean out all the junk that the twins eat."

Nicole: "Okay."

[Nicole cleans out the pantry and cabinet]

Nicole: "Look at all the junk that the boys like to eat."

[Jo sees Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Skittles, jelly beans, Butterfingers, Twinkies, Suzie Q's, Starbursts, soda, energy drink, Almond Joys, Mounds, potato chips, Slim Jim's, Oreos, M&M's, Twizzlers and pork rinds]

Nicole: "I thought I banned these years ago."

Vandal Disposal technique
Brahm: (recording a sound via Nicole's Nintendo 3DS) "I love to leave Brahm and Treat alone! I am a stinky, fat, smelly piece of (bleep)!"

Treat: (recording a sound): "I hate Jo-Jo and Orla because they're four-eyes!"

[Brahm/Treat belch the ABC's together whilst recording it]

Nicole: "Where's my 3DS? I thought I put it in my purse..."

[Brahm makes farting noises whilst recording the sound via Nicole's Nintendo 3DS]

Orla: "Mom, the boys have your 3DS, and look at what they're doing now."

[Nicole enters a room to see Brahm and Treat with her 3DS]

[Nicole snatches the 3DS and plays the recorded sound]

Nicole: "Oh, my god. You do not record anything like that. That is not nice."

[Brahm and Treat laugh]

Jo: "My word. That is just disgusting."

Mommy & Me Technique
[Brahm, Haidyn, Kayla, Orla, Skyla and Treat are at the table making sculptures]

Nicole: "Do you wanna make some sculptures?"

Orla, Kayla, Skyla, Haidyn Brahm and Treat: "Yeah!"

Nicole: "Let's roll it like this, okay?"

Orla: "Mine's finished, mom! I made a unicorn!"

Nicole: "Oh, Orla! It's beautiful! I like it!"

Jo: "Orla made a unicorn, Skyla made a butterfly, Kayla made a mermaid, and Haidyn made a fairy."

Nicole: "Oh, girls. I love them. They're absolutely beautiful! I love them!"

Haidyn, Kayla, Orla and Skyla: "Thanks, mom!"

Jo: "As soon as the sculptures were finished and ready for display, Brahm and Treat destroyed them."

[Brahm and Treat destroy their older sisters' sculptures by disassebmbling the parts and throwing them out in the road outside]

Nicole: "Oh, no...what happened?"

[Orla sobs while holding the plate which contained her destroyed unicorn]

Orla: "Brahm destroyed my unicorn! I was going to paint it white and the mane purple as soon as it was dry."

Nicole: "Naughty boys! Naughty boys!"

Treat: (scoffs) "They're stupid sculptures!"

Nicole: "That is not nice! It's your butts in the Naughty Pits!"

Treat: (sneering) "They dare and they did."

Nicole: "I'm going to carry you to the Naughty Pits!"

[Nicole carries Treat and Robert carries Brahm to their persective Naughty Pits]

[Nicole confiscates Brahm's Geo plush doll and Treat's toy firetruck and deposits them into the toy time-out box]

Nicole: "You have been placed there because you destroyed the sculptures of your older sisters. In addition to that, your Geo and firetruck are both in toy jail."

Brahm: "I WANT GEO!!!!!"

Treat: "I WANT MY FIRETRUCK!!!!!"

Nicole: "You can have them back if you behave yourselves for the rest of the day,"

Treat: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR ORLA, SKYLA, KAYLA AND HAIDYN!!!"

Nicole: "That's because they behave themselves, unlike you two."

[3 minutes later]

Nicole: "I want an apology, boys."

Ask Supernanny
Jo: "Parents, when should you plan a child's birthday party?"

Haidyn's Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Haidyn's birthday party, and she was having a Spongebob-themed party with her friends from school, Sunday school and gymnastics class."

[Nicole and Robert decorate the backyard with Spongebob party decorations]

Robert: "Orla, Kayla, Haidyn and Skyla helped us out with the decorations. They even played the suitable music for the party."

[Spongebob music is playing in the background]

Nicole (dressed in an adult SpongeBob Babe costume plus size): I'll go and get the kids ready for the party."

[Nicole is in the living room, getting Brahm and Treat dressed in their SpongeBob costumes, sewn by Nicole]

Nicole: "There, you look absolutely perfect! Now let's go join your sisters and your father."

[Nicole takes Brahm and Treat outside]

[Haidyn's friends arrive]

Mariah: "Hi, Haidyn! How are you?"

Haidyn: "I'm doing fine, Mariah."

Mariah: "Amber, Allison, Rachel, Izzy, Hannah, Yuki, Danielle, Natalie, Imogen and Amy are coming too."

[Amber, Amy, Allison, Danielle, Hannah, Izzy, Imogen, Natalie, Rachel and Yuki arrive]

Robert (dressed in an adult Spongebob Squarepants costume sewn by Nicole): "Look, Haidyn. Your friends are here."

Danielle (dressed in a child-sized Spongebob Squarepants girl costume): "What should we do first?"

Haidyn: "How about the Spongebob 5-in-1 combo my stepdad rented?"

Izzy: "Sounds good!"

[On the buffet table, we see Krabby Patties with Kelp, Mrs. Puff fish sticks, a Spongebob birthday cake, Square cupcakes, Ocean drinks, snail mix, fruit skewers and Plankton pizza]

[we also see a sundae bar with 2-3 flavors of ice cream, several different sprinkles, a few types of syrups and toppings]

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

[Treat puts fireworks into the Spongebob cake]

Jo: "Until Treat decided to put fireworks into the Spongebob cake, which exploded."

[The Spongebob birthday cake explodes all over everybody]

Nicole: "Oh, my god!"

[Orla goes over to the buffet table to have a Krabby Patty, but to find the Krabby Patties missing]

Orla: "Mom, Plankton has stolen the Krabby Patties and he's going to steal the Krabby Patty formula!"

Nicole: "What? The Krabby Patties are gone?"

[Nicole finds a few crumbs on the Krabby Patty plate]

Nicole: "Hmmm, if I were 'Plankton', where would I stash those Krabby Patties?"

Guest's parent: "I bought a spare cake."

[Brahm and Treat smash the cake at Nicole's face]

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

Robert: "Hey, where are the Krabby Patties? Did Plankton manage to steal them in hopes to get the Krabby Patty recipe?"

[Nicole lifts the tablecloth up and looks under the table, and finds Brahm and Treat gobbling up Krabby Patties]

Nicole: "What are you boys doing?"

Brahm: "Eating Krabby Patties."

Nicole: "What did I specifically tell you about not messing up her party?!"

Treat: "Plankton sent us to do it."

[Brahm belches]

[Treat burps]

Nicole: "You've ruined your appetite for dinner."

Jo: "It was just appalling to see a child ruin an appetite for dinner."

Reward Chart
Jo: "I'm now introducing the Reward Chart to you, boys. You two are little cowboys."

[Jo shows pictures of Brahm and Treat, dressed up as cowboys]

Treat: "What, are those cowboys?"

Jo: "Yes, those are cowboys. Everytime that you show mommy and daddy that you can behave yourselves, you get to move up one space on the trail until you reach...the golden Sherrif badge!"

[points to the golden star-shaped badge on the picture]

Jo: "When you reach the Sherrif's badge, you get to do what you want to do, would you like that?"

Brahm/Treat: "Yeah!"

Onward
Jo: "The next day, the family went to Sea World."

Orla: "Look, mom! I want to go see the orca!"

Nicole: "Okay, let's go see the orca show."

[The family are watching an orca show, from left to right who is sitting together: Brahm, Treat, Skyla, Kayla, Orla, Robert, Nicole, Haidyn.]

Robert: "Here comes Shamu, kids."

[Shamu appears from the water and splashes about]

Everyone: "WOW!!!" [applauds]

Nicole: "Robert, where are Treat and Brahm?"

[Robert notices the boys missing]

Kayla/Orla: "Mom, Robert, look!"

Robert: "What the...?"

Nicole: "Oh, my goodness."

Robert: "Boys, where are you?"

[Brahm smashes a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat]

Nicole: "Oh, my god...Brahm..."

[All the water fall out and all of the guppies flip to the floor]

Jo: "Oh, my word...what a mess."

Robert: "Should I give Brahm a warning, Jo, or just put him in timeout?"

Jo: "Put him into timeout. It's a chemical change."

Robert: "Brahm Allan Jennings! You are going to timeout!"

Jo: "I'd love you to place him on whatever spot is suitable."

[Robert sends Brahm to timeout]

Robert: "You have been placed here because you smashed a fish tank. Now you stay there until I come and get you. At the moment we get home, your Geo will be in toy jail. In addition, you will be moving down one space on the Cowboy Reward Chart."

Nicole: "Here are two lists so we don't forget."

[Nicole shows Robert a list titled "CONFISCATED TOYS" and writes down "Brahm's Geo plush"]

[Nicole shows Robert a list titled "SPACES DOWN" and writes 1 tally under "Brahm"]

Robert: "Where's Treat?"

Haidyn: "Mom, Robert, he's over there!"

Nicole: "Oh, my god! Treat Triton Jennings!"

[Treat is riding on the orca, naked, and he spits in one of the guests' faces]

[Treat laughs at that]

[Nicole picks up Treat and carries him to timeout]

Nicole: "Treat, you were in timeout for spitting in a person's face and riding on Shamu naked. Stay here for 3 minutes. Your Barney is also in toy jail once we get home; in addition, you will be moved down one space on the Cowboy Reward Chart."

[Nicole puts 1 tally point under "Treat"]

[Nicole writes down "Treat's Barney plush" on the list]

Robert: "Two confiscated toys so far?"

Nicole: "Yes."

[Brahm and Treat escape from timeout and ride on Shamu naked]

Nicole: "Oh, my god, boys."

[Nicole scoops up the twins and returns them to timeout]

Nicole: "Brahm, your bomb bird will be in toy jail. Treat, your Squacky plush toy will be in toy jail as well. Now put your clothes back on."

[Robert writes down Brahm's Angry Birds Black Bird Plush and Treat's 13" Squacky the Duck plush toy on the list]

Brahm: "I WANT MY BOMB BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Treat: "I WANT SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

Nicole: "You should have thought about it once before you rode on Shamu naked."

[Brahm and Treat flip Nicole off]

[Nicole writes down Brahm's 13" Apollo the Dog plush toy and Treat's Curious George plush toy on the list]

Nicole: "Your Apollo and Curious George are in toy jail by the moment we get home."

Brahm and Treat: (screeching) "WE WANT APOLLO AND CURRIOOUSSS GEOOOORGGEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Nicole: (angrily) "12 MINUTES!"

[Nicole writes down Brahm's 13" Big Bird plush toy and Treat's 13" Bugs Bunny plush toy on the list]

Nicole: "Big Bird and Bugs Bunny are in toy jail as well."

Brahm and Treat: (screeching) "WE WANT BIG BIRD AND BUGGGGGGGGGGGSSSS BUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Nicole: "Too bad, you just lost them!"

Brahm: "WE HATE YOU! WE WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!!"

[Nicole writes down Brahm's 12" Chica the Chicken plush toy and Treat's Boots the Monkey plush toy on the list]

Nicole: "Chica and Boots are now in toy jail."

Brahm and Treat: "WE WANT CHICA AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!"

[Treat bites a guest's leg]

Nicole: "TREAT TRITON JENNINGS!"

[Nicole writed down Treat's Pajanimals coloring book on the list]

Nicole: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED TREAT TRITON, YOU'VE NOW LOST YOUR PAJANIMALS COLORING BOOK!"

Treat: "I WANT MY COLORING BOOK!"

Nicole: "You cannot get it back until tomorrow, unfortunately."

[Robert and Nicole leave the boys in timeout for 12 minutes]

12 minutes later

Nicole: "Treat, you were in timeout because you bit a guest in the leg, spoke rudely to mommy, flipped mommy off and rode on Shamu with your clothes off. You also did some spitting at a person's face. I will not tolerate this anymore. I want an apology."

Treat: "Sorry, mommy."

Nicole: "Thank you."

[Nicole and Treat hug and kiss]

Robert: "Brahm, you were put in timeout because you and your brother smashed a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat, spoke rudely to mommy, flipped mommy off, and rode on Shamu with your clothes off. Now I want an apology please."

Brahm: "I'm sorry, dad."

Robert: "Gimme a hug."

[Brahm and Robert hug and kiss]

Robert: "I love you."

[The family sits back down and watches the rest of the orca show]

[Brahm and Treat spit at the orca]

[Brahm and Treat ride the orca, naked]

Jo: "After the orca show was over, if you thought that ordeal was over, think again!"

[Cut to Nicole placing Brahm and Treat in the Naughty Pit, moving both boys' pictures down 1 space each on the reward chart, and confiscating the toys on the list titled "CONFISCATED TOYS" and depositing them to the Toy Time-Out Box]

Nicole: "You are both in the Naughty Pit because your behavior at the Orca show was appalling! From now on, until you can behave, we will not go to Sea World ever! You are down one space on the Reward Chart!"

Jo: "Nicole, you're punishing the whole family because of the boys' behavior. Why does the whole family take the share of the blame because of two little boys' unacceptable behavior?"

Nicole: "Actually, we will arrange two babysitters."

Jo: "Sounds like a good idea."

Eating at a Restaurant
Jo: "Later on, the family went to eat dinner at a restaurant."

Nicole: "Boys, mommy wants you to eat 3 pieces of your broccoli."

[Haidyn, Kayla, Skyla and Orla eat their vegetables]

Brahm: "No, I hate broccoli!"

Treat: "I hate broccoli, too! It's yucky and stinky! Tastes like (bleep)!"

Orla: "Broccoli is a plant in the cabbage family, high in Vitamin C, as well as dietary fiber."

Brahm: "We don't care, nerd!"

DVD Meeting
Nicole: "BOYS!!!!!!!!"

Treat: "What, sweet mother of ours?"

Brahm: "Why do you call for us?"

Nicole: "How many times have I told you two, to leave my Facebook account alone?! Look what you've done!"

[We see Nicole's Facebook entry, "I am a big, round and fat Poopie-head. I love to leave Brahm and Treat alone and eat lots of peanut butter cups and ice cream! And I hate mummy too!"]

Nicole: "You know what boys? You've bought yourselves a trip to the Naughty Pit!"

Brahm: (sarcastically) "Ooh, we're so scared!"

[Nicole carries the twins to their particular Naughty Pit and confiscates their Goodnight Pajanimals DVD]

Nicole: "Your Pajanimals DVD is in toy jail."

Brahm and Treat: (screaming) "WE WANNA WATCH THE PAJANIMALS!!!!!"

Nicole: "Stop the screaming or it will be gone for 2 weeks."

Treat: "WELL, WE WANNA WATCH THE PAJANIMALS!!!"

[Nicole edits her Facebook entry and deletes the rude message]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Let's pause for a moment."

Epic Tantrum
Treat: "Mummy, can we have Burger King Kids' meals?"

Brahm: "We want cheeseburgers, French fries, and coca cola!"

Nicole: "Not tonight! We are going to have salad with chicken!"

[Treat starts bawling]

Brahm: "But, we don't like that food!"

Nicole: "You boys are going to eat what we are having and that's that."

[Brahm tosses his fork to the pot and one of his shoes where all the salad and chicken falls out]

Nicole: "You know what, you will be going to the Naughty Pit, Brahm!"

[Robert sends Brahm to the Naughty Pit]

[Brahm punches Robert's leg]

Robert: "Brahm Allan Jennings! You do not punch dad's leg!"

Brahm: "I...HATE...SALAD!"

Orla: "Mealtimes are such a nightmare, especially with my little brothers. It's so embarrassing to go out to dinner because of the way they act in public."

[Orla retreats to her room to start her spelling homework]

Kayla: "Orla, are you okay in there?"

Orla: "Yeah, I'm fine. Those boys are driving me crazy."

[Robert deposits Treat into the Naughty Pit]

Robert: "You boys are sitting in time-out because you didn't listen to mommy when she asked you to eat your dinner."

[Robert walks away and sets the timer]

Nicole: "Where's Orla?"

Robert: "The drama was too much for her, so she went upstairs to start her spelling homework, I think."

Nicole: "And Kayla?"

Robert: "She went up to check on her sister."

[Brahm and Treat escape their Naughty Pits and run into Orla's bedroom, snatching Orla's spelling homework from her]

Orla: "Hey! Come back here with my homework!"

[Orla chases the boys]

Orla: "MOM! They got my spelling homework!"

Treat: "Can't catch us, Smelly!"

[Treat and Brahm run into the bathroom and lock the door]

Orla: "MOM!"

[Nicole appears in the hallway]

Nicole: "Boys, open this door and give your sister back her homework!"

Brahm: "NO!"

Orla: "I have a huge spelling test tomorrow! Please give it back!"

Brahm: "NO!"

Nicole: "If you don't, your Super Soaker Monster is in toy jail."

Brahm: "NO!"

Nicole: "Fine, don't. But your Super Soaker Monster is in toy jail."

Brahm: "IT'S NOT, (bleep)ER!"

[Nicole confiscates Brahm's Super Soaker Monster and deposits it into the toy time-out box]

[Nicole unlocks the door with a key]

Brahm: "NO!"

[Nicole stops Brahm from carrying on his threat to flush Orla's spelling homework down the toilet, and deposits Brahm to the Naughty Pit and some balls]

Nicole: "Here's your spelling homework back, dear."

Orla: "Thank you."

[The twins escape and grab Nicole's phone and ask for 10 pizzas, 4 cheeseburgers, 2 gallons of strawberry ice cream, 5 boxes of Pajanimals cereal, 5 boxes of Trix cereal, 5 boxes of Fruity Pebbles cereal, 5 boxes of Lucky Charms cereal, 10 loaves of bread, 14 boxes of Pop-Tarts, 5 sets of Hi-C juice boxes, 6 boxes of M&M candy coated cookies, 5 boxes of macaroni and cheese, 4 sets of apple turnover, 6 cans of Original Pringles, 10 bottles of Sunkist 7 boxes of Hostess Twinkies, 13 hot dogs, 15 sets of chicken nuggets, 9 hot wings, 3 salted pretzels, 9 sets of french fries, 2 bags of Chex Mix, 4 boxes of donuts, 12 peanut butter jars, 10 packs of Pajanimals fruit snacks, 12 jelly jars, 15 packs of candy, 4 cakes, 6 cups of Rita's cherry water ice, 8 boxes of Animal Crackers and 9 boxes of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls]

Orla: "Mom, are we having a party or something?"

Nicole: "No, dear. Why?"

Orla: "It looks like we have enough food for a big party."

[Nicole looks and sees the food the boys asked for over the phone]

Nicole: "BOYS!!!!!!!!"

Kayla: "Mom, I brought home a flyer about a school food drive; the school's asking for non-perishable foods to donate. Do you think we have anything to give for the food drive?"

[Lucy runs though the kitchen, whilst Brahm and Treat are chasing her]

Brahm: "Get her!"

Treat: "Let's capture the beast!"

[Brahm and Treat throw rocks at Lucy] [Lucy yelps in pain]

Nicole: "Boys!"

Thought Box
Jo: "Hi, girls."

Skyla: "Hi, Jo-Jo."

[Kayla, Haidyn and Orla cover their ears]

Haidyn: "Those boys are a real pain in the butt, I wish we could go on vacation without them."

Orla: "Man! They are so annoying! They keep disturbing me when I try to do my homework! I need my private space whenever I'm doing my homework.

Homework Station
Jo: "Orla had had her space interrupted and disturbed while she tried to do her homework, so today, I introduced the Homework Station."

Robert: "Look Orla, you can do your homework in peace without Brahm and Treat bothering you. You have your own private homework station. If you'd like, you can have your mother, me, Kayla, Haidyn or Skyla help you study, would you like that?"

Orla: "Yes, Robert. I'd like that."

Robert: "Here is a privacy shield."

[Robert shows Orla a privacy shield]

Orla: "Thank you. That is a good idea. That way I won't notice them when the twins misbehave."

[Orla opens her textbook and gets started on her homework]

The twins VS the babysitters
Jo: "The family is going out to the lake, and Nicole has confirmed that she would arrange two young babysitters for the boys, and she did. What was going on, was making the two babysitters' lives miserable."

[Orla comes out with a Tangled bathing suit on]

Nicole: "I arranged Melissa and Liz. They are in the same family as Diana. Melissa and Liz are two of the seventh vigintuplet sisters. I've noticed the family has over 10 sets of vigintuplets. I've also noticed that Jo arranged babysitters from the same family."

[Kayla comes out with a Disney Princess bathing suit on]

Kayla: "Where's Haidyn?"

Haidyn: "I'm here"

Robert: "Is everybody ready to go?"

Treat: "Why do we have to be stuck at home with Dumb and Dumber!"

[Melissa and Liz look offended but don't say anything]

Nicole: "The list of emergency numbers is on the refrigerator, and their naptime is at 2:15pm."

Melissa: "Okay."

Nicole: "I've laid out their lunches, they both are steamed pita chicken tacos with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, and fajitas. The taco bar is over there."

[Lucy walks over to smell Liz and Melissa]

Nicole: "Oh, this is our dog, Lucy."

Liz: "Hi, Lucy."

Melissa: "Nice to meet you, Lucy."

Robert: "See you guys at 4:00pm."

Treat: "Can we have burger king kids' meals for lunch?"

Brahm: "We want cheeseburgers, french fries, and coca cola!"

Melissa: "No, Treat and Brahm."

Brahm: (screeching) "WE WANT BURGER KING! WE WANT IT!"

Melissa: "Your mother said, you are NOT having burger king kids' meals, Treat and Brahm. You are having a steamed pita chicken taco with vegetables!"

Treat: "We'll pee in our (bleep)ing pants, then!"

[Brahm punches Melissa in the face]

Melissa: "Brahm, it is unacceptable to punch me in the face."

Treat: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Treat bites Melissa's arm]

Melissa: "OUCH!!! Liz, can you help me?"

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Curious George Matching Game and My Pillow Pets Penguin 18" and Treat's Chutes and Ladders game and Hide N Squeak Eggs and puts them into the toy time-out box]

[Treat pees in the hallway]

[Brahm pees on the Mario statue]

[Treat pees on the Master Hand statue]

[Brahm and Treat run outside and climb on Skyla's trampoline]

[Brahm and Treat jump up and down on the trampoline]

[Brahm and Treat grab Lucy's tail and attack her by throwing rocks at her, but they miss.]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Raggedy Andy Doll and Treat's Barney plush doll and Luigi plush and deposits them into the toy-time out box]

10 minutes later

[Treat and Brahm climb off the trampoline, climb on their tricycles and ride to the park playground]

Melissa: "Hey, where do you boys think you are going?"

Treat: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Brahm and Treat flip Melissa off]

[Liz send Brahm and Treat to their respective Naughty Pit]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Elmo plush doll and Treat's Super Soaker Monster water gun and deposits them into the Toy Time-Out box]

[Brahm hits Liz and Lucy]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Angry Birds Bomb Bird plush and deposits it into the toy time-out box]

[cut to: Robert, Nicole and their daughters at the lake]

Nicole: "Has everybody got a life jacket on?"

Haidyn: "Yes, mom!"

Skyla: "Uh-huh."

Orla: "Yup!"

Kayla: "I need a little help. The buckle won't reach."

Robert: "Here, let me help you."

cut to:

[Brahm and Treat are coloring on the walls]

Brahm: "(bleep) you!"

Treat: "(bleep)!"

[Brahm and Treat flip Melissa off]

[Liz confiscates Brahm's Chica the Chicken and Treat's Super Soaker Monster and returns them to the toy time-out box]

[Brahm and Treat run outside and jump in the pool]

Brahm: "(bleep),"

Treat: "(bleep),"

[Lucy barks]

[Melissa comes outside]

Melissa: "Hey, get out of the pool. You two are not allowed to be swimming."

Brahm: "(bleep),"

Treat: "(bleep)!"

[Brahm and Treat run out of the yard]

[Melissa and Liz try to chase after them]

[Brahm and Treat lock Melissa and Liz outside]

Liz: "Hey, you two! Open up!"

Cut to:

Robert: "Are you girls having fun?"

Orla/Kayla/Haidyn/Skyla: "Yeah!"

Nicole: "Whoa...we're late...it's time to go home..."

Orla/Kayla/Haidyn/Skyla: "OK!"

500 minutes later

Melissa: "Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Jennings! Thank goodness you're home! Brahm and Treat are monsters...they're demons!!"

Robert: "What's the matter?"

Melissa: "Oh... Treat and Brahm wanted Burger King Kids Meals for lunch as well as coca cola, and then I said no, then they punched me in the face, called me a stupid (bleep), attacked the dog and bit my arm. Brahm peed on the Mario statue while Treat peed in the hallway and Master Hand statue... oh... it was terrible!"

Nicole: "Oh my..."

Jo: "How horrible..."

Melissa: "They also got on the playground with their tricycles with no permission and supervision, hit me, flipped me off, swam in the pool... and locked me outside... oh... I'm a complete failure!"

[Melissa breaks down crying]

[Nicole tries to comfort Melissa]

Nicole: "It wasn't your fault, Melissa."

Robert: "BOYS!"

Brahm: "Yes?"

Nicole: "You mind telling me what you did during our absence?"

Brahm: "We listened to the babysitters, ate our lunch, and took a nap. Nothing happened."

[Nicole unlocks the door]

[Nicole heads to the kitchen, and notices a wasted pita chicken taco with vegetables]

Nicole: "You haven't even touched your lunch!"

Robert: "Boys, not only locking was Melissa and Liz out mean, it was also dangerous. If you boys had gotten hurt or if there had been a fire, they wouldn't have been able to help you."

[Lucy looks at Nicole]

Nicole: "What's the matter, girl?"

[Lucy howls]

Melissa: (in sadness) "Brahm and Treat threw rocks at Lucy."

Nicole: "Oh, poor girl."

[Nicole hugs Lucy]

The twins forfeit
Jo: "Later on, the twins decided to apologize to their family and assuring that it will never happen again."

Brahm: "I want to take my anger away."

Jo: "Well, let's take all of your thoughts to this sheet of paper. We are going to crumble it up and stomp on it. You can apologize after that."