Maria Tachimi's Entitled Parent Story

30 years after her death. Maria wrote an Entitled Parent story on the same forum for ghosts, it details the worst things Josephine and Derek ever did to her. It's now been used to detail many general entitled parent stories in modern times.

Entitled father tries to abduct me
Okay, My mom and paternal grandfather helped write this, This might be similar to the Michael Armstrong’s story, but it is, the people mentioned are the same, This is gonna be long, I will split it into several parts

None of these will be in chronological order, just the worst of that spoiled bitch.

I grew up in The Docks, which is a rich white neighborhood with not many Asians, Hispanics and blacks living here, which means it caters mainly to batshit insane fundamentalist Christians and white Christians who think they are superior.

Now, I was a Japanese-American girl growing up in this religion-obsessed town, my mother was Japanese while my dad was an American of British-Irish descent. I always hated that town.

And my family was quite wealthy for a family living on the edge.

The family that harassed us is African-American, I don’t hate the family because they’re black, I hate them because they drove my family to an early doom, Made our lives hell and their piece of shit daughter I’ll talk about.

The characters go as followed.

Derek (Josephine’s bastard father): Josephine’s father and the man who ruined my life, He believed anything like my mom’s interests were abuse and wanted to take me away.

Satsuki (My long suffering mom)

Martin (He is really questioning Christianity)

Michael (Only Sane Man)

Me (The one who has to suffer all that shit)

Josephine (A damn spoiled brat): Do I fucking have to introduce her?, She’s the youngest out of three children, the problem is that Derek doesn’t discipline and spoils the shit out of her, she screams constantly and gets what she wants when she wants it, Fuck, I hate her.

Yuu: Or Fist of the North Star Uncle, Moved back to Japan and comes back for visits.

Joe

Buzz

Chad

This all started when I was 21 months old, Derek was one of those “Christianity is the only way” people, My mom told me this story many times.

Okay, in case you haven’t noticed, my parents were partying 19-year olds when they concieved me, but kept the baby and had a shotgun wedding, they have a good relationship with eachother.

I also had a coconut allergy that could kill me so my parents brought me into hospital after I had one after Buzz, Joe’s big brother ate a candy bar containing coconuts and breathed it into my face.

My face erupted into hives and I could barely breathe, so it was the ER for me.

Buzz was very apologetic about the whole thing, He wanted to use his pocket money to buy me a new toy.

Dad told him it won’t be necessary, so one EpiPen later and an assigned allergy band, we went to the park, then Michael, Derek and Denise, Michael was eight at the time and sat down, he had two daughters, The youngest once will be important later to this story.

Derek: “Is she okay?”

Dad: “It’s fine, she got out of hospital, She has a coconut allergy, It was diagnosed 5 months ago.”

Derek: “You two look very young to be her parents, how old are you both?”

Dad: “21, we had Maria at 19.”

My dad was ashamed of his party life, My mom liked partying, but only when she had free time, she never did it all the time.

Derek: “You two must be inexperienced parents since your child got into hospital.”

Derek just blamed my parents, the kid, Michael looked embarrassed and opened his mouth to speak.

”Dad, don’t......” His voice was ignored.

Derek: ”No, they shouldn’t have a baby at this age.”

Michael: "But..."

Derek went over to us, My mom froze, Chad and Buzz sat down, preparing to defend my family.

Derek: “Your baby would be much safer in a foster home than in the hands of college kids like you.”

I was playing with tarot cards, My favorite one was The World (No JoJo reference intended)

That’s when Derek exploded.

Derek: “Your daughter plays with damn tarot cards?! Your child needs to be put under our care, this will harm her!”

He snatched them off me, causing my toddler self to cry.

Dad: “Give those back!”

Dad snatched the cards right back.

Then he scooped to pick me up despite the protests of both of his families.

Mom protected me and slapped his hand away, My mom sounded genuinely frightened.

Michael: "Dad, stop! This baby is theirs! Leave them alone!"

Derek: Shut up, boy! I am going to call the Reverend and have a word about this problem. We will see what the head church minister has to say about this. Meanwhile, you are getting your ass on the train back to that private all-boys Christian boarding school in Maryland when the holiday weekend is over!

Spoiled daughter wants coconuts despite my allergy
Maria again, Remember how I said I was allergic to coconuts, Well, Josephine, loved them.

This was 1986, when I started kindergarten.

When I started kindergarten, There was a strict no coconut ban that was there because of my allergy, My family enforced this ban on our house to protect me. This meant no coconut shrimp, no coconut sweets, no coconut scented candles, no coconut cake, no coconut shampoo, no coconut anything period.

When Derek and his family came over, they brought gifts they picked up from their trip to the Bahamas.

Martin: “Josephine, You cannot bring coconut sweets or shampoo into the house.”

Josephine did not take this well and she threw a massive temper tantrum.

Josephine: “GIVE IT TO ME, BITCH!”

I was reading the latest Weekly Shonen Jump issue when this happened.

I was reading the Fist of the North Star segments.

Unlike Dragon Ball, Fist of the North Star is violent as hell, Mikey read parts of it and put it down and refused to read more of it, A fun fact I learned when I read the series was Souther or Thouzer’s condition, where his pressure points and organs plus heart were reversed was a real-life condition, situs inversus totalis with dextrocardia, Very interesting.

Josephine’s screams were beginning to annoy me.

Me: “Shut up!”

Josephine: No! I will not!

And then, she began to sing the infamous Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory song, "I Want it Now." I hate to admit it, she was a pretty good singer and she hit the notes really good.

In my final year of kindergarten, Mikey and me were made to play Mr. Salt and Veruca Salt and Joe as Charlie Bucket as a part of the school play, The reason Mikey was chosen because Dad looked too young to play Mr. Salt. I declined and insisted that Josephine play the part since she could sing, act and dance better than me, and her role matched her personality like a glove...but I did not have a choice in the matter and being forced to dress in that stupid Veruca Salt costume and wig which made me itch and it was too tight around the the hips, Yeah, I hated wearing that fucking thing.

But fuck, IT WAS FUCKING ANNOYING!

Josephine: (singing) "...I want a feast...I want a bean feast, cream buns and donuts, and fruit cakes with no nuts, so good you could go nuts, give it to me.......no, now....I want a ball, I want a party...pink macaroons, and a million balloons, and performing baboons...give it to me nowwwww...I want the world, I want the world...I want to lock it all up in my pocket, it's my bar of chocolate...give it to me nowwww...I want today, I want tomorrow...I want to wear braids in my hair and I don't wanna share 'em!!!!"

That song suited Josephine pretty well...like a glove. Her spoiled and bratty personality, her demanding, greedy ways, and the performance...overall...could use a little bit of work. I think she overdid it.

Josephine: (singing) "I want a party with roomfulls of laughter...ten thousand tons of ice cream...and if I don't get the things I am after...I'm...going to...scre-e-eaaaaaaammmmm!"

Now that part was turning to overkill.

Josephine: (singing) "I want the works, I want the whole works! Presents and prizes, and sweets and surprises, of all shapes and sizes, and now! Don't care how, I want it now! Don't care how...I want it no-o-owwwwwww!"

Maria: “Josephine! Shut up! My allergy is not my fault!”

Derek: Daddy will take you on a lovely holiday to Hawaii and you can have all the coconut sweets you wish.

Entitled Father tries to steal my mother’s things and mine
Maria Tachimi again, Now let’s get started.

This happened in 1988.

The Armstrongs often visit us for dinner, sleepovers or anything else. We just finished installing locks to our doors both front and back.

Abby and Michael are passable, Michael’s like the onii-san I don’t even have, but Josephine....fuck....

I rarely ever saw Abby since she came home from a private all-girls Christian boarding school in West Virginia on religious holidays such as Christmas and Easter, and a few brief visits.

Michael came home from a private Christian all-boys boarding school in Maryland for holiday weekends, religious holidays, short summer holidays, and a few brief visits.

Derek who is filthy rich, spoils the shit out of her and doesn’t discipline her, she screams when I don’t let her in my room and keep my door locked.

My mom owns this beautiful doll dressed in a traditional Japanese kimono that she received for Girl’s Day when she was 10, It remained in good condition since it wasn’t really a toy.

My mom even custom made kimonos for it.

I have to admit it, traditional Japanese dolls are beautiful and kimonos are the only form of dress I actually wear, Mom told me anyone can wear them.

Back to the story.

We have many forms of trinkets and stuff in our house, from Japanese paintings to family photos, including Ichiro’s family, so it freaks some of grandpa’s army friends out they see a photo of an Imperial Japanese officer in the house, who was Ichiro’s dad, We also have a photo of Ichiro and Mikey aged 20.

Josephine: “Daddy, I want the doll.”

Denise: “Which doll? Daddy will buy you a new doll at the toy store before the day is done."

Josephine: “The doll in Satsuki’s room.”

She had taken it out, My mom was pissed.

Satsuki: (NO!)

Satsuki snatched the doll right back and put it back in her room.

Josephine began crying crocodile tears and threw a massive temper tantrum.

Derek: “What the hell, just give her the doll!"

Martin: “For fuck’s sake Derek, Stop asking us for antiques or get the fuck out!”

Josephine: Give it to me now!

Later on in the day, Satsuki couldn‘t find her JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Volume 2 manga.

Satsuki: (Martin, I can’t find my manga)

Michael went up and pulled the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Volume 2 manga out of his bag.

Michael: “Here, I can’t even read Japanese, Dad gave it to me again, I’ll return your mom’s Fist of the North Star volume 4.”

We learned from Michael that Derek kept stealing things from my mom to give to him, the things included my Game Boy, Mom’s JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga, my Dragon Ball manga, and many other things, He always returned them to us anyway, saying that he doesn’t want a Gameboy.

Satsuki: Tell your father if he keeps this up, we will report this to the police.

Michael: (shaking his head) The pigs won't come to the goddamn docks since my old man is head of CCOTD of the motherfucking Docks anyway, He does charity work and does all this crap when no one’s around. The cops just stayed the fuck away from the docks since he says there’s nothing wong.”

Maria: What?! That's insane! What charity work does he do?

Satsuki: But what if your father finds out?

Michael: “He thinks you guys are a lying cult. Besides, I would rather get what I want the honest way. Between you and me, I pretend to be sick in order not to go to their meetings."

Maria: “My friend Joseph tries to tell everyone about Derek's true character, but nobody will listen. Nobody believes him, sadly. The CCOTD declared him a liar and I saw one of them grabbing him by the ear and dragging him home to his parents, claiming that Joseph was spreading malicious rumors and lies about the so-called "man of God" but I believed Joseph, and his parents do too.”

Shadow walked in, She is my cat, She has been neutered.

Michael: (sees the black cat) Josephine heard that you have a cat and she's been asking when she is going to have kittens, but I didn't tell her anything. I tried stalling and distracting her.

Bastard Father and Bitch Daughter want family heirloom
My family have this beautiful locket and tarot card deck, 78-cards in total that have been passed down from my family.

My 5x great-grandfather Michael owned the card set and his daughter owned the locket, the picture inside it is in good condition and we restore it every 5 years.

When the Armstrongs were over again, Josephine, who lost in a Little Miss Florida Beauty Pageant pointed at the locket.

Josephine: “Hey Daddy, I want the beautiful locket! Don't care how, I want it now!"

Satsuki: "It's not for sale! She can't have it, now get out."

Josephine bawled, she threw herself on the floor, I took the locket and wrapped around my neck.

Derek: “Give her it!”

However, Denise, whose arm was in a cast and had a black eye, was allowed to stay.

Bastard Father tries to steal my Game Boy.
My uncle Yuu got me a Game Boy when it came out, It’s very essential for long car journeys.

Since it came out recently, I had a limited number of games for it.

This happened in January 18th 1989, My mother’s birthday. Father, uncle Yuu and I had a marvelous surprise for her.

Maria: "So daddy, Uncle Yuu, what is the surprise for mommy?"

I had my Game Boy and I was playing the Game Boy version of Mario on it, It’s a bit hard to see the screen though.

Then Derek, Michael and Josephine barged in without knocking.

Michael agreed on a policy, The Armstrongs were not allowed to come during birthdays or if my uncle visits.

Yuu: “Get out, it’s my ane-san’s birthday.”

Derek stared at me.

Derek: “What are you doing?”

Derek then grabbed ahold of my device.

Derek: “You can’t have that, That’s for good Christian children.”

Maria: “Get off! Mine!”

Derek: “No, That‘s not for evil cult kids like you, Only good Christian kids get toys like this.”

Maria: “No way! This is mine!”

I desperately hit and kicked him before I saw Uncle Yuu taking off his glove and striking Derek with it.

Yuu: “Get your bitch daughter and your “Christian” ass out of my sister’s house at once!”

Derek: “Toys are rewarded to good Christian kids, not her or Tarot Card Cult. Wicked cult children are punished!!!"

Then he whipped his glove and pointed at Josephine.

Yuu: “Like your damn bitch of a daughter?!”

Yuu HATES Josephine, even more than I do.

Josephine: Ooh! Give it to me, daddy!

Yuu wasn’t signed a Tarot card, but he has the role of the ritual supervisor, He looks pretty as hell as a priest and before he married, female members swooned over him, despite the Sarin attack, he still remained good-looking after his recovery, but don’t take it lightly.

Derek decided to call the town church's priest and see what they had to decide.

The priest was one of those “I don’t give a fuck what you do” people, He visited and said that our Tarot-based group wasn’t really causing me harm, He even told Derek “harassing this woman and her family behind the backs of God‘s word and your friends, You won’t go to heaven."

He was also young, 34 at the most.

He is a Romanian refugee from the Ceaușescu regime, Because of the way Derek acts with my family, he really dislikes him a lot because it upsets him that Derek would not respect other faiths, such as Judaism, Hindu, Buddhism, Muslim, Taoist, Pagan/Wiccan, or Ba'hai.

Priest Mihai: “Derek, leave them alone, You are no better than the communists from Soviet Russia and Islamic extremists when you do that.”

Derek then got angry as he answered back, "Who do you think you are, questioning my authority as the man of God?! People on the CCOTD respect me!"

Mihai: “Derek, You are no “Man of God”, You‘ll never will be, You bully families and try to steal their children.”

Derek: It's because we're black, is it?

Mihai: Derek, this has nothing to do with race at all. You barged into their house and attempted to steal Maria's GameBoy, even when you two agreed that you won't do such thing. Now I suggest you give Maria back her GameBoy and leave.

Defeated, Derek then hands me back my GameBoy and he and Josephine leave.

Entitled Fucker tries to steal my Godzilla action figures
Maria here again, I like action figures, okay.

I don’t own just like G.I. Joe, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hot Wheels, I also FUCKING LOVE Godzilla films.

Giant monsters beating the shit out of each other, Love it, I’ve seen the new one.

It was 1988, I was playing with my Godzilla action figures, The King Ghidorah one is a gift from my mom, I really love the gold coloring on it, the appearance of an angel with his holy appearance with the mind of a demon, That’s how my mom described Dio from JoJo, mind of a demon, but the look of an angel.

I was playing them with Joseph when Josephine barged in, in an instant, she pointed at the Mothra action figure.

Maria: What are you doing here? I didn't give you permission to come in! Haven't you heard of knocking?

Josephine: “Daddy!”

Me and Joseph sighed as Derek came in. Denise was in the hospital, and according to Derek, she had "fallen down a flight of stairs ". But in reality, that fat bastard jumped on her when she tried to discipline Josephine and began beating the poor woman.

Josephine: “I want the butterfly!”

Derek: As you wish, muffin. Daddy will buy you a butterfly toy at the toy store soon.

My great-uncle Hiroshi gave me Mothra as a gift, Hiroshi isn’t very fond of Josephine, calling her a “spoiled brat”, my Godzilla action figures came from my Japanese family.

Derek: “Maria, give my daughter the butterfly, Now.”

Maria: "No!"

Luckily, Hiroshi came up at the same time.

Hiroshi: “What the hell are you doing with my great-niece?!”

Josephine: “I want the butterfly! Now! Or my daddy will shoot!”

Maria: "Ugh, that is not a butterfly, you stupid idiot! It is a giant moth!"

Hiroshi was a Japanese-American in the US Army, Now, you don’t fuck with him, He’s even more protective of me than my father ever was, He liked Godzilla movies as well.

He and Ichiro fought on opposite sides, but it’s his father, Obasan Hiroko’s husband that he hates the most, at the end of WWII, when he went back to America, Hiroshi slapped him hard.

Hiroshi told me Mothra was very brave and could stand her ground when he gave me the figure, I love strong female characters, but not the ones that flaunt and think they are better than everyone.

Mom coldly demanded to Hiroshi that she wanted to get a 500-yard restraining order against Derek and Josephine.

Derek: “My daughter gets what she wants-" (points a gun at Satsuki)

Then my mom slapped him in the face, hard, My mom has had it with him, barging into out house and demanding my toys.

I watched in suspense as my mom smacked him, she lost it, Derek deserved to be smacked across the face.

Satsuki: "Take your child and get out. Next time she comes here, I’ll lock the doors, you spoil the shit out of her, don’t discipline her, think she’s a perfect child in reality, she’s a spoiled and selfish brat. You need to discipline that child! She needs somebody to put them over their knee and give her a really good old fashioned spanking! Not only that, you also beat and abuse the woman you married, the same woman you are spending the rest of your life with, the woman you are having a family with, your own wife; I am talking about Denise - who has a black eye and an arm in a cast, broken bones and bruises - and you put her in the hospital!"

Derek then got angry; really angry. He really despised being questioned his authority as head of the CCOTD, and his parenting style.

"Now you listen here, woman!" he exploded, jabbing his finger with sheer rage as fire filled his eyes. "Nobody, and I mean, nobody dares question my authority! Do you hear me?! Answer me when I am talking to you! And one more thing! The way I am raising my kids, that is nobody's damn business! You don't get to tell me how to raise my kid! Josie is my kid, not yours! And if you gotta problem wit that, you can take it, and shove it up your ass!"

Hiroshi then smacked him hard, Don’t fuck with him, just don’t.

Hiroshi: “Just. Get. The. Fuck. Out, You are not a Christian, You are a bastard with a spoiled daughter who should have been expelled already, If Maria was acting like your failed abortion, I would smack her ass so hard that she would never do it again, but she doesn’t do that shit, and I’m fucking thankful!”

Josephine: “Shut up! I want the butterfly!”

Maria: It's a moth! a giant moth!

Josephine: I don't care what it is, you J*p! I still want it!

Hiroshi then smacked Derek across the face and shouted at Josephine.

Hiroshi: “ファックを黙れ！ (Shut the fuck up!), No one gives a flying fuck what you want, You and your father better shut the fuck up! I am sick of your fucking bullshit and harassing my niece, or maybe I’ll call the orphanage, maybe Josephine can get adopted by a nice deaf couple who won’t have to listen to her fucking bullshit. If you set foot in here again, I will make sure Josephine is well-behaved already!"

Have you guys seen F is for Family?, It’s this Netflix show about a Korean vet who keeps swearing, well, Hiroshi is the Japanese-American version, His dialogue is 90% profanity, everytime Martin tells him to stop swearing, he just goes “Shut the fuck up you fucking Yankee!”, but if I do it, he goes “Okay little one”, He mixes Joe Pesci and Bill Burr into one.

Derek: Why the hell are you doing this to me and my daughter?! It's because we're black, is it?!

Satsuki: Don't you DARE make this a race issue. If anything, that makes YOU a hypocrite because you constantly harass us just because we're people who don't believe in damn religious cults like yours! But when we finally do stand up for ourselves, you wanna play the victim card!

Horrible Bastard Father steals my mom’s manga and gives it my to Nice Onii-chan (Big brother)
It was September 1988, I was reading JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 1, I love that manga, the Part 2 protagonist is very funny, He’s good-hearted but has the opposite personality of the previous JoJo, I’m also amazed he‘s best friends with an African-American boy despite living in the 1930’s, His grandma also is accepting of him.

Michael, Josephine’s big brother, who was 15 at the time is a very nice boy, He never bullied me or anything, He’s like the onii-chan I don’t have, as my mom can’t have more kids.

This happened when before I being picked up from school, I was reading my mom’s manga while I waited for her to pick me up, The teachers aren’t very fond of me reading it, but told me if I behave, I may be allowed to read it, They weren’t as awful and I know deep-down, the principal didn’t want me to die, he wanted me to have your typical girl interests to keep me safe.

Now, 6 and a half-year old me was reading JoJo in the gymnasium, Then Derek went up to me, I put the dust cover back on.

Derek: “What are you doing?”

I looked at him, preparing to defend myself.

Derek: “No, That‘s against God, Give it to me, Good kids shouldn’t read Satanic material like that.”

Derek tried to pry the book from my hands, Keep in mind, he’s 46, I’m six, he easily took the book of my arms.

Maria: “Give it back! It’s not mine! It’s my mom’s!”

A teacher entered, Unfortunately, this teacher was unaware of the policy and saw me desperately scratch him to get back.

I was screaming in Japanese at this point.

The teacher stopped me and apologised to Derek and told me off, he came down to my height.

Derek: “Maybe if you reject the false prophets of Shinto and accept Jesus Christ and God, I may give you your book back, comics aren’t for stupid cult kids who think 22 stupid cards matter more than our God.”

Maria: (It’s not mine! It’s my mom’s!)

He walked out with the book on toll.

When my mom came in, she asked the teacher why I was screaming.

Satsuki: “Why is my daughter screaming?”

Maria: “Mom! Derek stole your JoJo manga!”

My mom’s hands dropped, She picked me up.

The teacher finally went to realization and went to fetch Derek.

A few minutes later, the teacher went back, no JoJo manga.

Teacher: “He’s left the school...”

I just fucking lost it, I screamed in Japanese, My mom’s manga is very special to me.

I screamed and cried until my throat was completely sore and fell into my mom’s arms.

I promised to keep my mom’s JoJo manga safe, I failed, she assured me it’s not my fault at all.

The next day, I was sore about the stolen manga until I heard a knock, I opened the door, It was Michael, he held my mom’s manga with the dust cover.

Michael: “Dad did it....Again...”

Michael sounded very annoyed, I almost cried, the book was okay, No scratches, markings or rippings.

Michael: “It’s okay, Maria, Your mom’s book is safe, I kept it safe from Josephine.”

Maria: “He told me that “stupid cult kids” don’t deserve manga and I should spend more of my time learning about God.”

Entitled Prick goes off at my mom’s Halloween costume
Maria again, My mom loves slasher horror films, Japanese horror films, Poltergeist, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, All of that, When Halloween comes around, My mom watches these films and decorated the house, She loves the holiday.

In school, They have a Halloween party every year, This happened in October 31, 1988, I dressed up as Batman, My mom went as Michael Myers from Halloween, She brought several volumes of JJBA with her.

During the party, My mom was reading JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure when I heard yelling.

Derek: “You’re letting that bitch wear that costume around kids?!”

Josephine was dressed as a Hawaiian princess. She usually dresses as a princess, a hula girl, an angel, a character from (shudders) My Little Pony, Rainbow Brite, or Raggedy Ann.

Now, the teachers were more accepting than the parents, they weren’t fond of her, but they never really bullied my mom.

I saw a male teacher trying to calm him.

Teacher 1: “Mr. Armstrong, Mrs. Kimmings-Tachimi signed the slip that she could come here, We’ll happily accept anyone.”

Derek: “You’re kidding me! That bitch reads that horrid comic with her daughter!”

A female teacher stepped in.

Teacher 2: “Mr. Armstrong, If your behavior keeps up, You will be asked to leave. We will call the police.”

My mom is quite well-behaved at these parties and she talks quite affably to other parents.

Entitled Father and Daughter throw hissy fit over plane warnings
This happened in December 1987, Me and my family were going to the USS Missouri Pearl Harbor National Memorial, we all paid to sit together.

We went to another state to get to the airport.

Before you people go “Maria! You can’t visit Hawaii, You’re allergic to coconuts!”, Yes, I am, but I have a surgical mask and antihistamines capsules and ointment for shit like this, I go into shock if I ingest coconuts or touch someone who has eaten them, and my skin breaks out into bad hives if I touch them or the milk inside gets over my fingers, I also wore an allergy band on my left wrist, this will play a part in this story.

My father has informed the CFA (Chill Flight Attendant).

Martin: “Okay, My daughter is allergic to coconuts, can we have a warning set on this flight?”

He handed the flight attendant my medical notes and doctor’s note, he nodded.

CFA: “Sure Mr. Kimmings, We’ll make sure to have a warning and I will inform the captain.”

I spoke a sentence to the flight attendant.

Maria: “Thank you very much Mr. Flight Attendant.”

My medicine and my mask was in my belt bag, as well as emergency numbers.

Our family sat together, I sat next to Mom and Hiroshi, Hiroshi’s my great uncle, he’s Obachan’s big brother, Hiroshi used to live in Utah, but he and his family moved to Florida after the end of WWII, Hiroshi was called Harry, He is still called that.

I read JoJo‘s Bizarre Adventure Volume 1 while showing Hiroshi the characters.

Maria: “That’s Jonathan and Dio, Jonathan’s friend is called Speedwagon.”

Hiroshi: “The Japanese back home must be as obsessed with Western culture as Westerners obsess over Japanese culture.”

Maria: “Pretty much.”

Hiroshi: “The safety announcement is going to play, let’s listen.”

The PA by the captain spoke.

Captain’s Voice: “Welcome to American Airlines (Flight number, sorry, I don’t remember the number) from Orlando to Honolulu, This is your captain speaking, before we take off, We have some important safety announcements.”

There was a Chinese college student behind me and I saw his peanut allergy band, he sat which I think was his mother and sister.

The captain was talking about how to put lifeguard jackets on, alarms and many other things until the most important part came up.

Captain‘s Voice: “We would also like to remind everyone that they are two allergy sufferers on the flight with one being allergic to coconut and the other to peanuts, We would advise that you do not consume food with these ingredients or both during flight and we will not serve any on this flight.”

A girl did not take this well and her father began to cuss up a storm, alerting flight attendants and myself included.

I looked over and good freakin‘ grief, It‘s Josephine and Derek, I just wanted to go to the Pearl Harbor memorial. Michael and Abby were at boarding school and as for Denise, she was still in the hospital because of some "accident".

Josephine bawled and kicked the seat in front of her, Derek began shouting at the flight attendants.

Derek: “KICK THE FUCKING COCONUT ALLERGY SUFFERER OFF THE PLANE! MY DAUGHTER HAS THE RIGHT TO EAT COCONUT!”

FFA (Female Flight Attendant): “Mister, The guardians of the sufferer have paid and told us to give a warning, she could die on the plane if this is allowed.”

The Chinese passenger looked at me sympathetically, he whispered, he saw my allergy band,

CP (Chinese passenger): “Hey, Don’t worry about it, Everyone except those two will keep you safe, I know what it’s like to have an allergy, I’m the peanut allergy sufferer.”

He showed me his allergy band.

CP: “I can go into anaphylactic shock and I can’t breathe, I understand.”

I smiled and nodded and went back to my manga.

Josephine: “I want coconut!”

The passengers looked annoyed, the guy in front of Josephine was an Northern Irish man aged around 23-25, his hand was shaking while a woman who I assumed was his partner was asking if he was okay.

FFA: “Mister Armstrong, that behavior is not acceptable at all, Is this keeps up, We are gonna have to kick you and your daughter off the flight.”

Josephine: “Screw off, loser! I want coconuts! Kick that psycho and that peanut allergy man outta here!”

CP: Now what did I do?

Josephine: You wanna sympathize with that brat! She is a spoiled loser who tries to get what she wants!

Maria: Look who's talking!

Hiroshi looked pissed off, He takes my allergy very seriously and makes sure I don‘t have an allergic reaction.

She kicked the man’s seat harder than the man got up and shouted.

POM (Pissed off man): “Stop kicking my seat you little bastard and sit down, Whoever is allergic to coconuts on this flight, he or she can die from it, Why can’t you understand it!”

The man breathed heavily, he then put his head on his hands, with the partner trying to comfort him, turned out the guy was a man who suffered terrible migraines from an incident back in Ireland where a piece of rubber bullet hit his brain.

Derek: “You quit shouting at my daughter! Keep this up and I will report you to the cops!”

POM: For what?! For telling her to not kick my seat?!

POMW: (Pissed off man’s wife): “I agree with my husband. Control your child!”

The flight attendants assured the couple they would handle this, they nodded and gave the man a pair of headphones.

CFA: “Get off the plane, You two are not flying with us.”

Derek: “HOW DARE YOU! Such bullshit! My daughter has the right to coconuts, Kick that little bastard off the plane instead!”

I lifted my hand to turn a page, big mistake and Josephine went into a racist tirade

Josephine: “GET THAT J*P BITCH OFF THE PLANE AS WELL AS HER FAMILY! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO COCONUTS, GIVE ME OR ELSE!”

Derek: Yeah! Kick her off the plane!

Everyone was shocked at the use of bad and racist language coming out of a little girl’s mouth, she then unbuckled her seatbelt and tried to assault me when I was still in my seat, thank the Shinto gods for Hiroshi, he held her while a flight attendant held her and told Derek.

CFA: “Your passes have been revoked, get off the plane right now, Your trip is now cancelled.”

The security ordered both of them off the plane, but they resisted.

Derek: WE WILL NOT LEAVE! YOU CAN'T MAKE US!

Josephine: IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BLACK! THIS FLIGHT IS RAN BY KKK MEMBERS!, THEY ARE HARASSING US BECAUSE WE'RE AFRICAN AMERICANS!, THEY CALLED US THE N WORD AS WELL!, LEAVE ME AND MY DADDY ALONE YOU WHITE SUPREMACISTS!

The security members were having none of it. They handcuffed the two and dragged them out of the plane.

Then, FFA went up to me.

FFA: “I am sorry you had to hear this, Maria.”

Maria: “Yeah, well, knew those people back home, I hate them, Josephine is very mean, she doesn’t like the fact my allergy can kill me and the fact I’m not into the things she is, Derek is a terrible person who doesn’t like people who don’t fit his agenda.”

FFA was shocked that I knew these two back home, she gave me some Pocky sticks to make up for it.

Maria: “Thanks.”

The man seemed to have calmed down and gave a reassuring gesture.

My mom has a policy with her manga, don’t eat and try to read at the same time, she hates it when people do it.

As a result of the fiasco, Josephine and her dad were kicked off from flying and had their trip canceled. On top of that, they were also put on the 'No Fly List' and banned from air travel for life.

Other than that, I had a wonderful time at the Pearl Harbor National Memorial, I got to meet some of Grandpa’s old friends, they were shocked that he allowed his son to marry the daughter of the man who hurt him, Grandpa didn’t like mom at first, but he was very protective of her until she died.

It’s not unusual to see Japanese tourists at the Pearl Harbor National Memorial, Grandpa says it’s because the history is shared.

We first had to tell Whitney what happened on the plane since she was there when we arrived, she seemed to understand and said this:

I thought she would hate the fact I had a pretty bad allergy, but she didn’t, thank goodness.

Whitney: “I’m sorry about this, Maria, If you want to be Shinto or pagan, it’s up to you, Josephine’s behavior had worsened, She throws tantrums whenever she can’t do something, my son is 17 and he watches films like Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th and she throws tantrums when she can’t watch My Little Pony; she even pees her pants. Mama had to give her a good spanking!"

Whitney says she doesn’t like her brother and pretends to like him, she says that they wish the family had a model child around my age like me.

Entitled Teacher and her stupid fucking policies
Now, this ain’t about Josephine or Derek this time, but my first-grade class main teacher during 1987 to 1988, and this woman is a fucking massive bitch.

Her name was Anne O’Clarke, She was an Irish-American woman, she hated me the most out of my classmates because I was half-Japanese, She used derogatory slurs towards me and used her Bataan Death March survivor father as an excuse for calling me a J*p, Hirohito and many other things, I would also like to point out I’m quarter-Irish, which she refuses to believe and she even called Mikey a “fucking race traitor” and said that he was “making up his POW experiences” as well as Ichiro’s for allowing his son to marry Ichiro’s daughter (My dad and mom), so I went to the principal and complained to him about her and all the crap she was giving us more than several times.

She wasn’t exactly that nice to Susie and Josephine either, she called Susie a “spic” and repeatedly screamed at the class, in fact, she hated the children and picked at them for everything, every single one of us had to put up with her bullshit.

She was later fired from her job before May after the principal discovered not the way she treated her class, but they found drugs in her car and they found out she and her husband had robbed a bank.

One thing that I remember is that when is that it was one of my classmate’s birthday in 1988, she brought in a beautiful chocolate Care Bears cake, Now, this class is aware of my coconut allergy and most people who bring treats in for parties are quite considerate except for Josephine, now this never happened to me because my birthdays were always with my family and were always at home.

All of us: “Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Lili, Happy birthday to you.”

After the cake was cut, I was given a piece of the cake, then all of us had some, then I started to realise that Lili wasn’t given any by Anne and we began to notice.

Lili: ”Um, Miss O’Clarke?”

The teacher turned to glare at her.

Anne: “What is it?”

Lili: “I didn’t get a piece.”

Then she picked up the rest of the cake.

Anne: “Lili Huntings, It’s bad manners, your mom brought this cake in for all your friends, not for you, stop being so selfish, It’s selfish for you to have some when you brought it in for everyone! Sit outside! How can you be so selfish?!”

Lili burst into tears and Anne made her leave the class.

I could hear her crying and I lost my appetite soon after, right after finishing the cake, I stood by the door.

Anne: ”J*p, sit back down! It’s bad manners and selfish for her to have cake when she brought it in for everyone!”

I didn’t respond to her, I gave a glare and gave her the silent treatment the whole day.

I went over and cut a piece of cake out and went outside.

Maria: “Here you go.”

Lili thanked me.

I was six or seven at the time, but my experiences with the Armstrongs gave me a Silk Hiding Steel personality, I could stand up to people like her because it was basically: “Don‘t trust anyone”.

Other things she did from September 1988-April 1989:
 * Confiscated my mother’s JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure manga (I got it back with the help of another teacher, don’t worry) because she said that it was “J*p literature” and “Anti-American propaganda” and said they aren’t allowed in her class, and when asked, she used the Bataan Death March excuse, good grief, taking a 1942 war crime out on a little girl who was born 39 years later after it.
 * Called a special needs classmate who was in a walked with crutches Jason Voorhees (That’s low, even for me) and one born with a large red birthmark Freddy Krueger. (My mom thought you had to be the most fucked up person alive to call someone that)
 * I know I don’t have sympathy for Josephine (Because of what she fucking did to me!), She made Josephine face the wall for covering her ears when an alarm sounded and even called her racial slurs that I’m not going to put down.
 * Banned a deaf classmate from using sign language because she found it “annoying”, Said deaf classmate couldn’t talk either.
 * Repeatedly gave students detention notes because they were using a different language (German, Spanish, Japanese, etc), she even put up “You’re in America, now speak English”
 * Insulted parents, not just mine, she called my mother a “Japanese whore” and Mikey a “Irish-English half-breed“ and a “liar”, She called Denise a “slut” and Hiroshi a ”J*p” and refused to believe Japanese-American regiments existed.
 * Repeatedly kept shouting pro-IRA chants in class, also called me a “lying J*p” when I told of my relatives who fought for the old IRA.
 * Constantly kept trying to justify IRA atrocities despite a massive backlash.
 * Hated children
 * In relation to the first one, using the Bataan Death Match as an excuse for everything she does against me like calling me a J*p, Mikey and Hiroshi both hate this.
 * She claimed bringing food in for everyone and you having some is “selfish”

During that period of time, We kept our guards up, the principal didn’t even like her either.

The next teacher was much nicer, but the damage had already been done.

Entitled Brat wants my manga on a train
Now, this happened when JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind released their last episode (July 2019), so, this happened when I was a ghost

This happened when me, mom and dad went on a train to Jacksonville, Florida, now my mom packs books and toys for me to play with.

Because JoJo now has English releases for three parts aswell as Part 4, I read both Japanese and English, The Stand name changes are a little dumb, but funny.

I was reading English Stardust Crusaders volume 2 on the train when this mother (EM) and this boy who was about 9 (EB), even when you have died you still encounter them, Fuck.

EM: “Ahem....”

I continued reading pages, I had headphones in and was listening to some of the music Yuu listens in his car, which is basically Black Sabbath, DIO, AC/DC, Fleetwood Mac, REO Speedwagon and all those songs.

The woman tapped my shoulder, her kid had a huffy look on his face, glaring at me.

I took my headphones off, My mom then spoke.

Satsuki: “What do you want?”

EM: “My son has been waiting for that girl for the book, She’s using it for too long, it’s his turn now.”

I then spoke.

Me: “You’re not entitled to my manga.”

EM then looked at me.

EM: “She is a girl, just give it to him.”

EM began to act all high and mighty by saying girls don’t read manga like this.

EM: “It’s called SHONEN Jump, not SHOJO Jump, give it to my son right now!”

Awesome grandmother sends Entitled Brat to her room when she gets home.
Maria again, and I now found another relative in the Armstrongs that disciplines Josephine, thank goodness.

This happened at a Christmas gathering in 1988, One of my presents was a traditional Japanese doll that will come into play later.

My extended Japanese family was there, including my deaf great-grandmother, now she can’t hear and wears hearing aides because she only has 20% of her hearing left (She became completely deaf in 1989), She could talk a bit, but not too much.

A Christmas gathering in The Docks is where families gather to give eachother gifts and show compassion, in Mihai’s words, “Like how Our Lord wanted us to”

A girl named Mindy came up to me, I felt startled.

Mindy: “Here, I wanted to give you this, Err, I’m sorry you have to go through this because of Derek, things will get better, please don’t worry.”

I opened it and it was a Shredder action figure, I smiled and nodded while saying “Thank you” in Japanese.

The girl introduced herself before going back to her family.

My gifts had Marvel giftwrapping, I got some Famicom games, action figures, a kimono, Hiroshi-oji gave me books about Japanese internment.

Joseph greeted me and sat down next to me, his family sat down next to me too.

I showed Joseph my action figures and kimono.

Then we saw Denise and her two kids, Abby was supporting Denise and holding her hand while Michael helped too.

Denise: “Can we join you two?”

My mother nodded, with the help of Michael, Denise sat down on the mat, shaking a little.

I heard shouting from the Armstrongs.

Michael: “Hey Maria, you know what I find funny? Even our extended family doesn’t like Derek, my aunt told him Josephine needs to be really serious discipline, grandma hates how he treats mom.”

Josephine threw a traditional African-American ragdoll away, I would keep it if I actually liked onky Japanese traditional dolls.

Josephine: “I don’t want this doll! It’s ugly!”

I felt sorry for the extended family, One of the aunts even facepalmed.

Then obachan tapped my shoulder, I turned to look at her.

Matsuko: “Maria, I got another present for you.”

She got out a Japanese traditional doll in blue kimono and traditional Japanese makeup, Now, I dislike dolls, My mom sold dolls she didn’t want, but Japanese traditional dolls are a whole different story.

Maria: “Thanks Obachan, I appecirate it.”

I also gave Shadow her gifts aswell, Shadow has been neutered because I can only have responsibility for one cat.

Then shit went down

Josephine pointed at my doll.

I get accused of being transphobic in a bookstore for buying Harry Potter merch (BadEnding!Maria)
The main Maria is letting me use this account as technically, I’m Maria too, for less confusion, I will be marking myself in here as BE!Maria.

Unlike her, I will not be giving out my last name or my nickname.

Now the thing with me is that I have to keep a low profile, I cannot give out my name, birthday or occupation, I went other the name Anna Tanaka, a realistic ID and my occupation was a sushi restaurant worker.

My boyfriend was with me as well when this shit went down.

Okay, I’m in the bookstore under my false name, finding the latest editions of the Harry Potter books when a woman aggressively tapped my shoulder.

EM: “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”

I’m 5’4, and I hate the fact she tapped that hard, It felt like being hit.

I saw an overweight teen with dyed blue hair, thick glasses and wore clothes that looked one size too small for her.

EM: “You’re buying a series that a transphobic asshole had made!”

Now the thing is, J.K. Rowling, the author, she has been accused of transphobia on Twitter for supporting a researcher fired for making anti-trans tweets, now the thing is, I don’t give a single fuck what J.K. Rowling says and I never was a big LGBT person, I have been doing this since 1999, I dislike her, but I can separate the work from the author, J.K. Rowling is the same person that tells everyone how to be a fan.

She is the same woman who is biased to Slytherins and I ain’t standing for that (I wore a Slytherin scarf)

I collect various editions on Harry Potter books, even those from the UK, I traveled to the UK several times.

I don’t want to hear “Maria, Stop buying Harry Potter, that makes you transphobic!”, Fuck that, I can do what I like.

The girl, who was at least fucking seventeen, way too old to be pointing and crying her eyes out like a toddler.

ETG: “YOU’RE A TRANSPHOBE, YOUR MONEY GOES TO A TRANSPHOBE!”

I ignored her and my boyfriend, who is a Taiwanese-American man who I will not give out his name either will be referred to as MBF (My boyfriend).

They followed me and him to the cashier, she prepared to grab my arm when I stopped her.

I turned my head to her.

BE!Maria: “Don’t you two dare fucking touch me, Don’t tell me what’s proper to you both, I don’t even know you both.”

I turned my head towards the cashier, I took out the money, around 100 dollars in total.

I put the Complete edition in the bag, which is what I got.

Then the ETG tried to push me over and get ontop of me, the keyword being try.

She screamed so loudly it actually hurt my ears, security was later called.

And they seperated us both.

SG1: ”Ma’am, I would like to talk to you.”

The entitled bitch and her daughter and me and MBF were seperated and two seperate security guards talked to us.

The security guard asked what me and my MBF, who I will call Zhang Yu-shu, He barely spoke a word of English what happened and how it went down.

Me: “She accused me for being transphobic because I tried to buy a Complete collection of the Harry Potter books.”

The security guards looked confused at my statemen.

SG1: “That’s a very ridiculous reason to accuse someone of transphobia.”

Racist EM and EB tries to steal my friend’s daughter’s new doll and presents (Bad Ending!Maria)
BE!Maria back again, we went to Chuck E. Cheese for a birthday.

We were going to go to Chuck E. Cheese, then go see a movie and then go home.

Even though we don’t like pizzerias very much, we went for the sake of the birthday girl.

My friend Lei has a daughter called Xiu-mei, She is a beautiful Macau/Chinese girl and almost both sides of her family adore her, he had her with a woman named Fumei, who he later married.

Xiu-mei just turned 4, she loves dolls, Disney Princesses, DuckTales (1987 version), Pokémon plush dolls (I think she got that from Mila) and many other things.

We got her a qipao Barbie doll, she adored it, someone in her mother’s family offered to commission the qipao for us.

At around 1:00pm is when the troubles began.

Xiu-mei: “Daddy, need to go.”

The toilet wasn’t too far from where she was sitting.

Lei nodded, then gave her the indication to go.

Xiu-mei kissed her father on the cheek, then went her way to the bathroom.

A few minutes later, she didn’t return, Feng, one of her “uncles” got nervous, then raised her hand to get Lei’s attention.

Feng: “Lei, please find your daughter.”

Then Lei heard a scream, It was Xiu-mei, he got up and ran to the source of the scream, Feng and I later followed on suit.

Lei: “” (What the hell?)

He saw a grown woman, in her forties trying to snatch qipao-Barbie, who Xiu-mei nicknamed Honghua out of her hands and a spoiled-looking little girl around 6 behind her.

The woman had a MAGA hat on and had a “patriotic mom” appearance.

EM: “Give it here, that’s not for you, stupid c****k girls don’t get these, That’s for smart white girls, maybe we’ll remove that filthy outfit from it.”

Me: “Hey!”

Xiu-mei was too distressed to speak, she desperately held on to the doll.

EB: “Mommy! Give it to me, I want it!”

Lei tapped the mother’s shoulder then made a clear “ahem”.

Xiu-mei stopped crying as she saw her “aunt”, “uncle” and her daddy getting her doll back from the evil racist bitch who is sinking so low to snatch a doll of a four-year old girl.

Lei may be dressed in a changshan for his daughter’s birthday and his hair is all tied back, but don’t you dare put your fucking hands on his little girl if you want to see the sun again.

He pushed the mother away from his daughter, and indicated to Feng to pick her up.

Feng picked up Xiu-mei and looked at the doll, it was still alright.

Lei: “That girl you wanted the doll from is my daughter, you put your hands on her, I will make sure you don’t leave this place alive.”

The security arrived to know what was going on, Xiu-mei went down and hid behind her father’s leg.

EM: “That bitch stole my daughter’s doll and put it in a disgusting c****k outfit!”

The security guard went down to Xiu-mei’s level and took a good look at the doll.

SG1: “This doll is definitely hers, Her family seems to be ethnically Chinese.”

I spoke, correcting them.

Me: “I’m Japanese-American, but I work with them, they’re like family.”

The EM began to go off how “c****s” take jobs, how Xiu-mei is a spoiled brat and how her daughter deserved the doll.

Feng and Lei went back, I glared before getting back as well not before the daughter threw a tantrum.

SG1: Leave now or I am calling the cops!

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Later on, We booked a private booth, for cake, her rest of the gifts she didn’t open were all in here.

Jiayi and Xiu-mei were playing before the cake arrived, Jiayi is Lei’s twin sister.

As soon all of us where in the room as the cake arrived, we sang Happy Birthday in a mixture of Mandarin and Cantonese, Lei helped her blow out her candles.

Fumei: “Okay, Time for presents!”

Xiu-mei unwrapped her presents, revealing several child-sized qipaos, Hello Kitty plush, a Hitmontop plush which was Mila’s idea, a book on Chinese characters for beginners and many other things, including Jessie from Toy Story, she loves Toy Story.

Then after that, before we could start on cake, guess who’s back?, EB and EM.

Fumei: “This is a private gathering, leave now.”

EM: “I want an apology from the girl’s father for not allowing my daughter his spoiled brat’s present.”

Lei: “Forget it. You’re not getting one. Get out of here or I will take matters into my own hands.”

EM: “Fine, we can have a few of the gifts as compensation. EB, go pick something from the table.”

Feng left for a bit to get the police.

EB looked and glared at her gifts.

EB: “Your gifts are yucky, Go back to China, c****k!”

EB looked at the Hitmontop plush and the Jessie doll.

EB: “Mommy, I want them.”

EM looked at them.

EM: “We’ll take them and leave, this will teach you not to raise a spoiled c****k girl, You bastards should go back to China.”

EM snatched them off the table, causing Xiu-mei to cry.

EM: "SHUT UP!"

She ranted about how EB deserves them while Xiu-mei is just a spoiled brat.

A few minutes after they left with Jessie and Hitmontop, A door flew open and a security guard barged in with EB and EM with Feng following on behind.

Feng followed on behind.

SG1: “Put them back on the table, Now.”

EB threw a tantrum while EM and Lei were yelling at each other, with Lei, not much yelling, but more of a tone like a serial killer with Lei covering her mouth so he could speak.

The gifts were returned and EM and EB got a lifetime ban, CD (Cool Dad) apologized to us later in the day.

Those two spouted the c-word like crack.

Xiu-mei was fine, just shaken.

Entitled Brat and Mom tries to steal my friend’s DSi (BE!Maria Tachimi)
This happened in November 11th 2011, which happens to be my 30th birthday, Longwei was 31 and Mila was 28.

For my birthday, me, Mila and Longwei went out to celebrate, Mila bought her Pokémon Black edition DSi, she got both Black and White version for her birthday, If you haven’t read my previous stories, Mila is a mute, she was born with a vocal defect that caused it, she uses notes and sign language to communicate.

One thing with Mila is, she’s obsessed with Pokémon, her favorite Pokémon are the Hitmon line and the pseudo legendaries, I like Pokémon too.

This happened when we were at a park, the things I got was a Pokémon White edition DSi and Pokémon Black version, a mom and a kid sat next to us, let’s call them EM and EB.

EB was around 7-9.

I did not have my DSi out at the time of the story as it was in a huge shopping bag consisting of clothes, Pokémon manga, JoJo manga sent to me and several others.

The EB got up and went up to Mila, who was focused on her game, she didn’t bat an eye.

EB: “I want to play too.”

Mila looked at the kid, then turned to us, This didn’t sit well with EB.

Now, Mila was battling the final boss and arguably the hardest boss in the main-series handhelds, That fucker has an underleveled Hydreigon, lucky bastard.

EB: ”I want to play Pokémon too, Give me the system!”

Mila shook her head

I turned to face him.

Me: “Excuse me, Can I help you?”

EB: “I want to play.”

Mila gestured to me, then I faced the kid.

Me: ”She says no.”

This kid, probably never been told “no” began to stomp his feet, his mother took notice.

EM got up and went to comfort her boy.

EM: “What’s wrong with my boy? Did you three say anything to him?”

EB: "She pushed me! She hit me!"

Me: “He cannot play on my friends’ DSi.”

EM looked at Mila, when I thought she was gonna be an actual parent, I was dead wrong.

EM: “You don’t tell my boy “no”, I can’t see why you two can’t share.”

Mila gave a look of “here we go again”.

EB then climbed on Mila and tried to snatch her DSi, Mila, being Mila ended up throwing him off in shock, she does that alot, to the point that Akara and Xiu-mei are forbidden from climbing up on her because she can’t say “Get the fuck off me” and HATES kids climbing up on her.

Then EM then helped her brat up them tried to snatch the DSi off Mila herself.

EM: “Give it here, Pokémon isn’t for dumb adults like you.”

Mila, despite her petite stature, packs a punch, Boss taught her how to fight and self-defense, so, don’t fuck with a mute girl.

She ended up jabbing her in the eye Dio-style, A parent nearby, who I will call CM (Cool mom) went over, Mila didn’t jab her eye too hard, only enough to cause temporary blindness.

CM: “Is everything okay?”

EM did the typical sob story about how the “retarded” woman stole her ”precious” son’s DSi and won’t give it back.

Mila shook her head repeatedly to deny the claims, then opened her mouth and pointed at it.

CS (Cool Son, aged around 13): “Mom, She’s a mute.”

When CM noticed and was told about Mila’s disability, she gave Mila a notepad to tell her what happened, Mila wrote “He tried to steal my DSi because my female friend told him that he couldn‘t play with it, I don’t like it when people climb up on me, so, I pushed him off, then his mom then went for me and tried to snatch my DSi itself, I had to jab her eye to protect myself, not hard enough to consider her blind.”

CM turned to EM.

CM: “Get out of here!”

EM left with her son screaming how mom promised he could have it.

Mom at niece’s kindergarten calls niece “disgusting little virus spreader”, Dad’s pissed (BE!Maria Tachimi)
This happened during the COVID-19 in China, a few weeks before the outbreak became a pandemic.

We’re doing well, but this bitch really pissed us off, For started, Xiu-mei and Fumei were told to stay at our place during the start of the outbreak in the States.

Xiu-mei was approached by a parent of a female classmate who started to refuse to sit next to her and tried to make others stay away from her, She was told to give her father the note and not open it.

“My white kid shouldn’t share a class with your disgusting little c****k disease spreader” was what the note read, Lei was pissed off, You don’t call his daughter racial slurs and expect to be treated well.

Despite Lei’s personality, He is very profane when it comes to writing letters, Xiu-mei has only been to two Chinese cities, Nanjing and Harbin, She’s mostly been to Hong Kong and her father’s native Macau.

Because of the fact her father was shouting and cussing, He screamed in Cantonese and kicked a wall between writing the letter, He wrote the letter in he and Jiayi’s room, which was closed, Xiu-mei asked me “Why is Daddy angry at me?, Does he love me?”, She actually thought her father was angry at her for the note, When he finished writing the note, He put it in an envelope and went up to his daughter.

Lei: ”Go put this in your bag and give it to the mother who gave you that letter.”

Xiu-mei nodded, still crying due to the fact her usually quiet father was cursing in both English and Cantonese, She put the envelope in her bag before going back, weeping on the sofa.

Me: “Lei, go tell her she’s not angry at you.”

Lei actually picked her up and spoke in Cantonese.

Lei: (Daddy doesn’t hate you, He loves you and mommy very much, Do you want to watch Cells at Work?)

Xiu-mei nodded, Lei made it up by going out shopping and buying her chocolate, putting on Cells at Work! for her, Fumei sat with them.

He decided, after the pandemic is over, Xiu-mei will not be going back to kindergarten and he’s phoned the kindergarten and will be going to elementary school as soon as it’s over.

Entitled Mom flips out at me for "stealing all the toilet paper" and tries to take my stuff
This happened during the COVID-19 pandemic. Basically, I was going out to get supplies. I found some toilet paper and put it in the cart. Just as I was going to the cashier, some mother with two babies stops me and confronts me about it.

I had basically a ton of food in there, 17 people living in one house does alot for the food bill.

EM: Of course you Asians have to steal the toilet paper!

Me: Excuse me?

EM: You heard what I said! I'm tired of wiping my child's bottoms! You give it to me right now or you're getting an ass beating!

Note: If we did get into a fight, I would've easily won because she looked a bit thin and I was more fit due to the fact I valued it in the fact I was in a gang.

Me: Sorry, but not everything has to go your way. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and check in my stuff, Karen.

EM: I'M NOT KAREN, BITCH

She then proceeds to try to take all of my stuff and put it in her cart. That's when I have to stop her. At this point, employees came. They made the mother leave, who ended up shoplifting half of the toilet paper that fell out of the package. I swear, this coronavirus is driving people nuts.

Yes I git the supplies to base, We had a quota, Lei and Fumei told me something about this woman who thought Xiu-mei was adorable and wanted to hug her, Lei said no.

My friend refuses to let EM hug his daughter during a pandemic and then her son wants her Red Blood Cell plush doll (BE!Maria Tachimi)
This story isn’t mine, it’s Lei‘s, This happened when he went out for supplies.

Lei and Fumei got food, toilet paper, hand sanitizer, Xiu-mei was told they were going out for food and supplies and that was it, she‘s pretty helpful with this.

Now, Xiu-mei was dressed in a long-sleeved qipao with leggings and had a children’s face mask, We wash them everyday, Lei also told her not to touch things with bare hands, she also bought her Cells at Work! Red Blood Cell GIANT Microbes plush doll, Her father told her not to leave it anywhere and keep ahold of it

EM: “Omigosh!”

An EM and EB (Entitled Brat) ran up to them, Lei doesn’t like strangers touching Xiu-mei, Never touch her.

Also, we obeyed social distancing measures, and this bitch was in risk of infecting Xiu-mei and her parents.

EM: “Your daughter is so adorable, can I give her a hug?”

Lei: “No, There’s a pandemic on.”

The EB looked at Xiu-mei, who was hugging her Cells At Work! GIANTMicrobes plush, She basically had the appearance of a Chinese noble due to her mother and father dressing in a qipao and a changshan.

EM: “Aww, why not?”

Fumei: “Lady, there’s a pandemic going on and we might not know if you have COVID-19 or not, Do not touch her.”

Fumei picked up Xiu-mei and she held her in her arms.

EB: “Mommy, I want that.”

EB pointed at her plush doll, Lei got her all five for Christmas and she loves them, If you ask her what her favorite anime is, She’ll say Cells at Work!.

EM: “In a minute, Toby, dear.”

Xiu-mei seemed to notice and pulled on her father’s collar, who turned to the woman.

Lei: “Your son cannot have my daughter‘s plush doll.”

EPs at my ”niece”’s kindergarten. (BE!Maria)
This is Lei’s story again.

The kindergarten/elementary school Xiu-mei goes to is usually parents of extremely wealthy families or should I say mafia bosses and international criminals such as Neo-Nazis, murderers and many other kind of undesirables, mostly kids of criminals working in the underbelly of the city.

And most of the kids in Xiu-mei’s class are spoiled little brats and Lei fucking hates it, a kid of a Neo-Nazi called her a “c****k”, how the fuck does a kid pick up language like that?!

I would also like to tell that out of a class of 16 kids, Xiu-mei is the only Asian-American in the class.

One story Lei told me was that she was coloring in and a parent who had her elderly WWII vet grandfather with her, 98 years old and told her to “get the fuck out of the class” because she thought Xiu-mei was Japanese and didn’t want her grandfather freaking out, it turned out the veteran was kept in a Japanese POW camp and lost one 4 fingers on one hand, this woman was charged for the murder of an Indian woman.

The jiji was a pretty nice guy and found out Xiu-mei was Chinese when she started speaking in it, she only knows very little Japanese.

Yeah, most of the parents are complete assholes and racist to a four-year old Chinese-American girl other than the parents of the autistic girl she’s best friends with called Suzie, her mother Sarah was a hacker and former autistic advocacy activist and is on the run for stealing more than $100,000 from Autism Speaks (That’s fair game) and donating it to the Autistic Self-Advocacy Network and her father, who was on the run for poisoning his co-worker’s coffee with strychnine because the co-worker called his daughter a “retarded mongrel”.

One of the worst stories I’ve heard was a boy telling her that he wasn’t allowed to play with her anymore because his racist father, who was apart of a white supremacist group hated non-white people, the boy was a pretty nice kid and even said to Lei he’s sorry, it’s his jackass parents.

There was an anti-vaxxer that sent in her kid with the common cold, he was sneezing everywhere and Lei wasn’t taking the risk when he had that phonecall, so he took her home, kid was later suspended until his mother could vaccinate him, she was on the run for allowing her previous kid to die of measles.

The worst thing those parents ever did to us was that a mother called Xiu-mei “a disgusting little c****k virus spreader”, Lei was pissed off.

This same mother hosted a birthday party for her daughter that was set in a theme park and refused to invite Xiu-mei because “she didn’t want her SARS”, Xiu-mei was heartbroken because Suzie was there, in protest, Several parents pulled them out.

Lei and Sarah, the parent of the autistic kid ended up removing their kids from kindergarten during the pandemic and when it was over, they would attend a different school altogether.

Entitled Woman berates Longwei for "Manspreading" (BE!Maria)
Me and Longwei just went out on a date. We decided to go home with the bus because our car was at the auto mechanics at the time. We sat next to this woman who definitely looked like a Karen. As the bus started going, she said this:

EW: Excuse me, but tell your boyfriend to stop manspreading! He's invading my space!

If you think this is dumb, I was the one sitting next to her.

BE!Maria: First off, there's no such thing as manspreading!

Longwei: And if it bothers you, can't you just move to a different seat?

EW: NO WAY! This is my favorite spot on the bus, and I will not have it be ruined by toxic masculinity! Now get out!

Longwei works with both men and women, He’s incredibly playful and has a flirty persona.

Not wanting to let this freak berate my BF any longer, she ended up hitting him with her bag, I pulled out a knife and said:

BE!Maria: Shut your fucking mouth, or this bus becomes a crime scene...

EW: I'M TELLING!

She then goes to the bus driver and tells him to kick us out of the bus and call the cops and have us arrested for "disturbing the public". Me and Longwei just laughed, because if there was anyone disturbing the public, it was her! The bus driver sided with us, saying, "While I don't condone her pulling a knife at you, you still shouldn't be berating people for an issue that doesn't exist! If they were bothering you, you could've just walked away."

The bus driver chastised me for pulling out a knife and told me just to tell him the next time, I was let off with a warning and a six month ban from using the services if I did it again.

Boss later scolded me because he understood that I did it self-defense, but if they find out, you’re fucked. My punishment was rather light, forbidden from watching television for a week and not allowed in the city for a week.

As far as we're aware of, she hasn't stepped foot in that bus again.

Entitled Bitch thinks Longwei calling a woman “baby” is demeaning to women and demands I break up with him (BE!Maria)
This has got to be the dumbest story involving an SJW, I know I mention SJWs alot, but they’re fucking annoying!

Me, Longwei, Joseph, Feng and Satomi went out to central Miami, Because of the warm temperatures, Longwei was topless, I was just in a croptop and jean shorts, Satomi wore a open skirt with a croptop with sandals and Feng wore a tanktop and shorts.

Longwei: “Hey, baby, You wanna get a drink?”

Longwei has a tendency to call every female “baby”, he’s basically a sassy Taiwanese man, he grew up in a ghetto.

An overweight woman that I’ll call EB (Entitled Bitch) seemed to take offense that Longwei calls women ”baby” like a flirty teenager.

Now, this woman wore female empowerment symbols all over with dyed hair and makeup, the thing is, Men and women are treated equally in the gang, which is odd because some of us came from countries like China and Korea, which has a male preference.

When we went down to get a drink, EB went up to us and pointed a finger at Longwei,

EB: “How fucking dare you demean a woman in such a sexist fashion!”

Feng just looked at Longwei and asked in Mandarin.

Feng: “她到底在说什么？ (What the hell is she talking about?)”

Longwei responded back in Mandarin, his mom taught him Mandarin aswell as the boss.

Longwei: “我不知道，可能是狗屎 (I don’t know, probably some shit)”

I just looked at her, then stood up.

EB: “Do you know what that awful man called you?!”

EB attempted to grab my wrists, Longwei ended up pushing her.

Longwei: “Fuck off!”

EB: “No, I will not, I am saving these women from your putrid sexism from you and that man you’re with!”

Joseph reached down to grab at his crotch.

Joseph: “I’m a guy!”

EB: “Then get the hell away from those two women!”

I stepped in, I yelled at her and pointed at Longwei.

Me: “He’s my boyfriend!”

This pissed her off even more and she ended up trying to grab me and Satomi.

EB: “He’s not when he’s calling you that!”

The bartender ended up getting security and she was kicked out.

Rude Entitled Woman yells at me for liking JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (BE!Maria Tachimi)
It’s me again, this happened at a convention and I’m still a little shaken up by it.

I was cosplaying as Fem!Jotaro and I can pull it off very well, If you have been reading Miraheze’s Healthy Fandoms and Hatedoms, You probably forgot there’s good and evil on both sides of fans and haters, Some JoJo fans make jokes to make them feel better since the series can be emotionally-draining due to fan-favorite character deaths, to me, it helps them feel better.

The donut jokes make me laugh despite what they’re about.

This JoJo hater made me sick, she mocked my dead mother, who was a big fan of the series as much as I am today, snatched my volume 28, which pissed me off.

My boyfriend and Satomi came along aswell, she cosplayed as female Hanzo from Overwatch.

I held my mother’s Volume 26-28, Which I brought with me, All volumes up to 44 are very special to me and as they’re some of the last things I have of my mom, who was murdered when I was a child.

They’re in great condition thanks to my grandpas keeping them safe from dust and the sun, I still miss her very much.

This happened when we were sitting down and this cosplayer lady dressed up like one of those moe girls in anime went up to me, looking at me with disgust.

REW (Rude Entitled Woman): “Get the fuck out of here, JoJotard.....You‘re probably gonna make people who hate it watch your crappy anime with plotholes and a shitty story and villain!”

Now, I met many people who weren’t fond of JoJo who respected my choice and even told me that they were sorry to hear that when I told them the manga was from my late mother.

A woman in dressed up as Sailor Moon looked appalled at her.

Me: “No, I’m not doing anything, I’m just a bystander, leave me alone. This is not your business!

This made her angry, she snatched one of my volumes from my bag.

REW: “Fucking hell, You’re into this, You disgust me, You JoJo fans bully moe fans and anyone who doesn’t like JoJo, Your mother would be ashamed of you being into this pathetic series.”

This was the last straw and I punched her in the stomach, The Sailor Moon cosplayer comforted me later.

NW (Nice Woman): “I’m very sorry, She hates anyone that doesn’t agree with her.”

REW tried to feign innocence about how I punched her, A teenage girl holding a Kyubey plush called her out.

NTG (Nice Teenage Girl): “I like Sailor Moon, If she likes JoJo, then that’s okay, You’re not a fan!”

Many witnesses called her out, with the mother of a cosplayer calling her a “bratty child”

Racist black guy assaults me and Lei for being "Coronavirus carriers"
This happened during the coronavirus pandemic. Me and Lei were going shopping, and we were carrying our masks and gloves to stay safe, as well as keep our distance to others. Suddenly, this black guy who was wearing Nazi clothes and a BLM chain came up to us and knocked down our cart.

Lei: What the hell was that for?

RBG: Get out of here, c****k! You Coronavirus carriers got this entire country in a panic! Go back to Wuhan you dog eaters!

I’m Japanese-American and Lei is from Macau, which is a small region seperate from China.

Maria: “Hey, fuck off! I am not from Wuhan, and I’m Japanese!”

That's when he punched me in the face (I moved my nose away at the last minute). This pissed off Lei and grabbed the guy's arm.

Lei: Don't you EVER... assault my friend...you son of a bitch......

Then, he kneed Lei in the privates (Lei was okay, he joked about Xiu-mei being his first and last) and took a run for it, while attempting to steal our toilet paper. As we were chasing him, he proceeded to open up the toilet paper and threw it at us in an attempt to throw us off. Eventually, security stopped us, and he claimed that we harassed him first and called him the "hard R". When they saw the security cameras and saw what really happened, he was charged with harassment, assault, and attempted shoplifting. He was also banned from the store for life.

Lei later punched him as punishment and kneed him in the testicles.

The moral of the story is, anyone can be a racist, and not all racist people are white.

Homophobic EM mistakes Lei and Fumei for a lesbian couple, she proved Lei was a guy in the most hilarious manner (BE!Maria)
Lei and Fumei told me this story and it’s alot funnier and somewhat more adorable and wholesome than the past stories I told, Xiu-mei was not there at the time, she was staying at our place while her parents went out to eat.

This happened when they were at a bus stop, Since Lei looks very girly, it’s easy to mistake him for a girl, his voice and build when topless are the only reasons people know he‘s actually a man, at the time, he was wearing a loose button shirt and jeans while Fumei wore jeans and a Black Sabbath shirt (That’s her casual wear).

A mother and her son walked up to them

EM: “Hey!”

Both looked at her, She must have mistaken Lei for a girl due to his long hair and slender appearance, his muscle tone hidden by what he was wearing.

EM: “You two damn lesbians are going to ruin my boy with your sinful behavior."

She handed Fumei an anti-LGBT leaflet that also included “Pray the Gay Away”.

Fumei laughed a little.

Fumei: ‘This is my husband.”

EM: “There’s no way he’s your husband! You’re a l***o!”

Fumei turned to Lei, who was looking in this distance.

Fumei: “Let me prove it,”

Fumei then whispered into her husband’s ear in Mandarin, “I’m going to tickle you, is that alright?, This will be for 10 seconds.”, Lei slightly nodded.

Lei got into character by looking at his phone.

It’s usually a coping measure for him and his sister from when they were teenagers, but he allows Fumei to do it as Fumei follows the same rules.

Fumei: “You want me to prove my own husband is a guy, okay then!”

She later digged her fingers into his sides and hips, causing him to burst into laughter, which revealed his voice, Lei was thankful no one else other than the stupid bitch and her son, who was playing on his tablet was around,

The EM finally realized that the “woman” Fumei was with was a guy and after 10 seconds, stopped tickling him.

Fumei: “Told you, I’m not lesbian, my husband is a guy.”

She walked off without retrieving the leaflets and Lei kept them as a reminder that you don’t fuck with Sociopath McGirlyBoy’s wife.

My friend gets falsely accused of incest by nosy entitled neighborhood watch lady, her twin brother who is married and has a 9-month old daughter (BE!Maria)
Now, in case you haven’t read any stories, my friend Lei is a diagnosed sociopath, worsened by abuse.

Jiayi tends to tickle Lei quite a lot as a coping measure, I walked into her doing that when they were 19, thought Lei was being tortured but no, it was just tickles, this was a day after he castrated a CCOTD member and shoving his balls down his throat, It was basically the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week.

This funny story happened when Xiu-mei was 9 months old, she was with her mom at the time.

This happened when we were outside, it was a hot day outside, so all of us were outside, enjoying the sun, the guys wore shorts and tank tops and the women wore sundresses, then Jiayi sneaked up behind her twin with a look that said “watch this”, Lei kind of knows it’s coming and Jiayi will apologize if Lei ends up being hurt or is unable to breathe.

The rest of us are so used to it, Longwei got out a camera.

An middle-aged woman heard the incoherent babbles in Cantonese and Jiayi going “tickletickletickle”, After five minutes, she stopped to allow Lei to breathe, she’s quite merciful when it comes to this, apologizing to him if he ends up finding it difficult to breathe.

Soon after, all of us hear a door knock.

I went to open the door, It was the same woman and her son, who was around 17.

EW (Entitled Woman): “Where the hell is that incest couple?!”

Lei and Jiayi went to see who it was, Lei’s hair and skin were a little messy and sweaty the sun, and the tickles.

EW: ‘You two know incest is illegal in America, right?!”

Jiayi and Lei just looked at eachother like “What the fuck?”, Jiayi has always been celibate and has refused sexual favors, Lei has disinterest aswell, I’m still wondering how he decided he was allowed sex.

Jiayi: “I was not having sex with my twin, what is wrong with you?”

Lei even looked disgusted, Jiayi was almost raped in high school and Lei beat up her rapist.

Lei: “1, I’m married, 2, She was only tickling me.”

The EW and ET didn’t really care, to them, a twin sister tickling her twin brother was still “incest”, she demanded that we never do it.

Jiayi: "It's just a little tickle! It's not like we were kissing unlike these lovebirds!"

She pointed to a heterosexual couple kissing.

EW: "Oh, that's my brother making out with my wife."

Lei: "He looks like he's in his 40s, and she looks like Jiayi's age."

EW: "That woman is my daughter."

It didn't took a genius to realize what was going on...

Fumei: "That is so ridiculous! You accuse Lei and Jiayi for incest just for tickling, yet you have no problem with your brother marrying your daughter!"

Longwei: "Plus, it would be considered pedophilic, since she's looks a bit underaged!"

EW: "It doesn't matter! Stop dictating love!"

Lei: "You're the one to talk!"

Embarrassed, EW takes her brother and daughter and they leave. Lei later told me he wanted to beat up the brother for getting a bit touchy, but decided not to because A: the lady would've played victim and have him arrested and B: he was with his daughter.

Racist family attacks us and Xiu-mei goes all “High DIO” on the youngest
This happened last week and I’m still pissed off.

The gang including Lei’s wife and daughter were all minding their own business, Xiu-mei was reading Cells at Work!

David: “Hey, what the hell are you losers doing?!”

Now, We’re a gang of Asian-Americans and some people felt uncomfortable around us.

Longwei: “Who the fuck is this guy?”

His kid went up to us,

Yugi: “C****ks go back to China and eat dog meat!”

I was repulsed at his racist language, I’m Japanese-American, not Chinese, I speak Chinese though because that’s what the majority of my gang speak in.

BE!Maria: “I’m born in the states. I’m Japanese-American and so is Longwei. I just happen to learn Chinese because my adopted family is predominantly Chinese-speakers.”

Sally went up to Xiu-mei, who is sitting on her father’s lap

Xiu-mei: “1, 2, 3, We are Cells at Work~!”

Sally: “Daddy says books like that aren’t allowed in our America because of what the J*ps did in World War II.”

Now, Me, Satomi and Takeshi are Japanese, I’m half-Japanese, Lei and Jiayi are Macau Chinese, Liu Wei is Singaporean Chinese, the boss, Fumei, who is Lei’s wife are all mainland Chinese while Joseph and Mi-Yung are Korean-Japanese and Korean-American respectively, Longwei is Taiwanese-American, Bopha and Kevi are Khmer-American and Tanisha is Vietnamese-American.

What. The. Fuck, Xiu-mei is Chinese, not Japanese, her parents speak Cantonese and Mandarin, Why take WWII out on a Chinese girl?

BE!Maria: “She’s Chinese. I’ve read about the things they’ve done and no Chinese gang member I met took them out of me. By the way, I’m half-white.”

My grandpa was a POW in Japanese captivity yet it wasn’t this bad with him, main timeline thought Xiu-mei was adorable.

Xiu-mei: “Daddy, what’s she talking about?”

Lei later asked his twin to hold Xiu-mei, Jiayi is great with kids because they aren’t hers.

Lei: "Jiayi, can you hold my daughter for a minute?"

Jiayi: "Sure. Come on, Xiu-mei. Let's go play over there."

Lei handed his daughter to Jiayi.

Lei: “Look, I don’t know why you’re like this, but just shut the hell up and leave us alone.”

Sarah: “Then you get the hell out!”

Longwei: “Fuck no! We were here first, lady!”

The two older kids had common sense and apologised.

Haden: “Look, I’m so sorry. Mom, dad, cut it out! Then you wonder why we wanna be away from you all!”

Sarah: “Haden, You’ll learn eventually. C****ks are damaging our important industry, and J*ps did horrendous things to us in WWII. We ban books like what she’s reading so you’ll learn why J*ps are evil people.”

They’re blaming both Chinese and Japanese, like they can’t tell them apart despite China suffering one of the highest death tolls in WWII.

Fumei came in and had taken Xiu-mei of Jiayi’s hands

Fumei: “What are you people doing to my husband and daughter?”

David: "We're sending these dog eaters back to Korea where they belong!"

Only two members are Korean and born outside Korea, Joseph in Japan and Mi-Yung in the states.

Feng: “Will you go away?!”

Longwei has no filter and lost his temper with the stupid bitch and her family.

Longwei: “Yeah, piss off!“

David later got into a fight with us and Sarah gave her kids batons to beat us with, the fuck?

I got startled by being hit and disarmed Yugi (How ironic) and started hitting him as payback, You hit me, I’ll hit you back, shitface.

Then David threw me to the floor, then Longwei got him off me and both started to wrestle each other, David managed to get Longwei onto the floor until Longwei got out his gun and gave a shot, The oldest two left, Frankly, I don’t blame them.

Then I fired several warning shots at the family, The bitch bitched about a gun yet her brat brought a fucking taser, George tried to tase me, I avoided it but ended up tripping, Longwei knocked him to the floor.

During the shitstorm, Sally sneaked up behind Xiu-mei and started hitting her, causing her to cry, then snatched her volume and ripped it to shreds, Fumei pushed Sally away from Xiu-mei.

Xiu-mei looked at the remains of her beloved book and glared at Sally as she went up to her, then she started to retaliate by hitting her violently, Even kicking her if she tried to stand up.

Holy shit, My niece went “High DIO” on her ass and gave her a No-Holds Barred Beatdown, Sally didn’t stand a chance!

Fumei was too shocked to recall her back as her own daughter, a sweet young girl beat the living shit out of a girl no older than her.

Even though her wording made it sound similar to Vanilla Ice as he kicked Iggy to death (spoilers), there’s nothing you can compare it, she threw “sweet little girl” out of the window, her beatdown felt like DIO, I silently cheered her on.

Xiu-mei: “My daddy brought me that! You deserve to be hit for destroying what he gave me! You like that?! Do you?!”

Sally bawled and she said she was going to kill Xiu-mei, Remind me never to piss her off, Xiu-mei told her to be quiet and said she “was going to give her something to cry about” before kicking her and beating her.

She even held her down by headbutting her because she wasn’t finished yet, she ended it with a massive punch to the face.

She grabbed the pieces and walked away like the badass she is, Dongshun was like “Did you win or lose?” after he found out, she even ignored David telling to come back and encouraged Lei to punch him.

After that brutal ass-whooping and my thirst for happy hour, I basically quoted DIO after that while laughing my ass off, David told me to STFU.

Wendell took one of his dad’s guns and almost shot Feng, since it’s guns over poison, He used Febreeze as a weapon, it worked and Wendell was temporarily blinded.

While Xiu-mei is still looking at Sally like Rambo, their parents were shooting at eachother, Fumei and Lei were pissed off about the fact that little girl destroyed Xiu-mei’s manga and they didn’t even give a shit while Sarah and David were pissed because. Xiu-mei went all ”high DIO” on their daughter.

Then the two admins came in and we stopped fighting.

Reicheru has seen this before between a black and a white member, and both parties were called to the office.

David was told he was going to pay for the destroyed manga. David then pointed a gun on Lei's head after the latter went up to him. Reicheru told him to put the gun down, in which David thankfully complied, but then said he wouldn’t give the money until we “apologized” for Pearl Harbor. Fucking hell.

Now, Lei, who has the most bone to pick with him is Macau Chinese while Fumei is a mainland Chinese, The gang is predominantly Chinese and I actually had to learn Mandarin and Cantonese for this.

I told him the Rape of Nanking would make more sense, Joseph told David ”I’m Korean, dumbass”, his grandaunt was a comfort woman, which is a term used for sex slaves from occupied territories, he never told me beforehand.

Both Xiu-mei and Sally glared at eachother the entire time.

Sally: "Give me that look again and I'll rip out your slanted eyes!"

Xiu-mei: “I dare you! Daddy hates your daddy. You’re bad, since daddy hates white supremacists. He tells me how they did lots of bad things, I hate you.“

The first time, ever. Xiu-mei just told Sally she hates her, Xiu-mei is sweet and caring, But Sally pissed her off, She had bruising on her face where Xiu-mei punched her repeatedly, Xiu-mei did have bruising from being slapped by her, Xiu-mei must of hit her pretty hard as her father aswell as the two eldest kids found bruising on her hands and knuckles.

Then Xiu-mei got out her Jessie doll, It’s one of her favorites, she loves Toy Story, then Sally looked at it and said she wanted it, David agreed but Lei told him to “fuck off”.

Reicheru had enough at this point, We almost got ourselves killed, got a four-year old kid who went berserk and involved in it and she was pissed off at the family.

Reicheru: “I also want a written apology to them immediately. They might be bastards, but at least they aren’t fucking racists. You attacked them for the complexion of their skin!”

He assumed she was an SJW, because clearly in his eyes he didn’t do wrong and wanted to ”kill some c****ks”

David: "Whatever! You SJWs always gotta side with the minorities!"

Reicheru: “You attacked them on purpose. If the gang attacked a bunch of white members for eating sushi, their punishment would have been the fucking same!”

I don’t mind whites exploring Asian culture, I find it endearing.

David: "Well here's your money, dog eater!"

David handed the $15 to Lei and Lei put it in his wallet.

Lei: “If I catch you near my family again, I will make sure you do not live, Do you understand me?"

Sarah: "Sure. And if you try to harass us again, we'll make sure to nuke your asses!"

Longwei: “Maybe don’t live, baby!"

Reicheru: "No! That’s enough! This conversation is over. You all are dismissed.

They weren’t allowed to join and Xiu-mei got a replacement copy.

Don’t fuck with my niece, Sally was the first ever person that Xiu-mei hated, Xiu-mei refuses to play with her and refuses to let her touch her things, this might come off as petty, but keep this in mind, Xiu-mei is four, she saw her beloved manga given to her by her dad being destroyed by her which led to a beatdown, Xiu-mei even refuses to let her sit next to her and tells her to go away.

She ended up being given the nickname “幼女DIO/Yōjō DIO” (Little girl DIO) and “ディオ子/Dioko” (子 is the common way to end feminine Japanese names) by Satomi, me, and Takeshi, the best part is that Xiu-mei has never watched the DIO’s World arc neither the Phantom Blood anime, but she is aware of the character and seems to accept her nickname.

Entitled Mother accuses me of being a “rape apologist” for watching JoJo (BE!Maria Tachimi)
This has got to be the stupidest story I have ever posted on here.

This happened on a flight from Miami to Hong Kong, I brought myself a portable Blu-Ray player to watch the JoJo Blu-Rays I owned, Mila and Longwei were watching it with me.

Lei, Jiayi, Fumei and Xiu-mei were in a separate row, Xiu-mei was playing with her GIANTMicrobe plushies and reading Cells at Work!

We were on the first episode, Mila wanted to watch episode 1, so we’re watching episode 1, It’s a great way to start off.

As someone who’s learned about Victorian England customs, I had to explain to her that this was completely normal back then.

When we got to the “Kono Dio Da” scene, This woman behind us flipped her shit.

She probably saw a dog being kicked, a guy getting his eye jabbed and she flips her shit that at.

Mila laughed a little during when the “It was me, Dio” was played out, not for the forced kiss, but the over-the-top nature, I asked her what her favorite character was, she said it was a tie between Dio and Jonathan.

She did have a kid who wanted sweets

EM (Entitled Mother): “How dare you watch that scene!”

Even though what Dio did was highly serious and I don’t condone it in real life and my mother made sure of that, the over-the-top way he announced it came off as highly hilarious, the memes are what made him memorable in the first place.

Me, Longwei and Mila just looked at her.

EM: “You rape apologists! Why would you watch such a horrible series?!”

Now, I never condoned Dio’s actions even as a child, I can see why fans love the character, I even thought kid Dio in the anime was cute despite this shit, my mother liked him too, Jonathan was a great character, he’s like the pure one out of a bunch of delinquents.

Now, if you know me, I’ve been almost raped as a seventeen-year old girl, Tanisha was raped and terminated the pregnancy that resulted from that and Jiayi was almost raped, I condemn rape in all forms, It never stopped me from watching JoJo because JoJo is a story, their stories were not fake.

Me: “Ma’am, it’s just a scene, a dog was kicked in a previous scene.”

EM: “Shut up, rape apologists!”

EK: “Mommy, I want sweets!”

Now, EM was a young parent, 20 to 25 and her kid was 4-6.

The flight attendant went over.

EM: “Those three were swearing at me when I told them not to watch that near my baby!”

Mila pointed at her mouth, she’s mute.

The flight attendant was this woman who only spoke Mandarin and didn’t understand English, she asked for a translation.

Longwei: (speaking Mandarin) “She’s falsely accusing us of being rape apologists due to a scene where the main bad guys forcefully kisses the love interest of the main hero, don’t buy into it.”

The flight attendant, with Longwei’s help scolded the woman for lying and apologized to us.

Entitled Mother tries to steal my Pikachu plush (BE!Maria Tachimi)
This happened during 1999, just a few months before joining the gang.

I bought myself two Pikachu plush dolls so I could have someone to talk to, it’s weird, I know.

This happened when I came into a youth hostel which homed youths from troubled homes, were homeless or dropped out of foster care.

This was when Pokémon was seen as a kid’s thing and not a universal appeal thing, the youths were were nice, they lost everything too.

This happened when I was in my temporary bedroom, I put my mother’s manga on a shelf, I was reading JoJo when the door opened.

It was a 7-year old boy, I told him to leave because I didn’t want to be watched, he left the room and closed it.

Now, after I left the room and locked the door, I walked out to the living area and sat down holding “Koko”, which a volume of my manga, The mother of the boy who I told to get out walked up to me.

EM (Entitled Mom): “What are you doing? No, That’s for kids.”

She pulled very hard on Koko until I could hear it beginning to rip and the female staff member walked in.

Me: (in Japanese) “Let go!”

EM: “It’s not for adults! You’re not a kid, give it to me!”

Me: (in Japanese) "Get away from me, lady! What right do you have to take things that don't belong to you?! I am calling the staff on you if you don't stop that!"

The right ear came off and I was pissed off, The staff held her hand out.

NS (Nice staff): “Here, I’ll fix it, give it here.”

I gave the severed ear and the Pikachu as a whole,

NS: “It’s easily repaired.”

She took Koko and I glared at the woman.

EM: “You’re not a damn child! You don’t need toys!”

EM then tried to run out of the store. Thank god another staff member stopped her.

MS (Male staff): How dare you try to steal Maria's toy and then rip it apart! This is why she doesn't like strangers, because you entitled Karens always have to ruin it for everyone!

EM: ADULTS CANNOT PLAY POKEMON!!! AND POKEMON IS A BOYS FRANCHISE!!!

MS: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

He then snatched Koko from her and gave it to NS. EM looked shocked.

Me: Don't cry, because you weren't crying when you tried to leave with Koko. Take your son and leave.

EM and her bratty kid left. NS was able to stitch up Koko back together and gave me a free cookie as a way to say sorry.

Entitled Mother tries to steal my Game Boy Color, then her bratty son destroys it (BE!Maria)
Yes, another story of Entitled Mother trying to steal my shit.

This happened a week after my 19th birthday.

I got Pokémon Silver and Mila got Gold, I gave Mila my copy of Gold so we could play it together.

This happened at a park, We were both playing our games when this kid walks up to us.

Mila made a head tilt gesture, which meant “Do you need us for something?“

EB: “I want to play.“

Mila shook her head, meaning “No”.

EB: Say something! What are you, deaf?

Me: Actually, No, she’s a fucking mute.

The EM then arrives, with one of those soccermom appearances.

EM: Excuse me, but if you would like, you can let my son play with your game thingy?

Me: It's a GameBoy Color, actually.

EM: It doesn't matter what it is! Give it!

Me: No!

That's when she snatched my GameBoy Color and gave it to her spoiled brat.

Me: “Give it!”

EB: “No! if I can’t have it, no one will!”

He then slams it on the ground, causing it to shatter into many pieces. To say I was mad would be an understatement. I was pissed as fuck!

The cartridge was fine, it remained intact.

Me: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!

EM: DON'T YELL AND CURSE AT MY SON!

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, but I had fucking got that as a gift! You need to pay us a replacement.

EM: WE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT!!! WE HATE YOU AND THAT MUTE BITCH!

Mila may be mute, but she could still understand that this crazy bitch was talking smack to her. She pulled out a gun, then looked at me and smirked.

Mila may be a mute girl, but she’s quite capable of looking after herself, the only issues is that we needs to be accompanied going to the bathroom as she can’t really say “I need to piss or shit”, other than that, she’s perfectly capable.

Me: How about this: Either replace my GameBoy Color, or "mute bitch" fucking gives it to ya. Which one?

EM: You know what? Fine! I'll replace it! But first...

Out of nowhere, she punches Mila, knocking her down. As I went to Mila's aid, the shitty mother and shitty brat ran away. I didn't bother chasing them, as it was obvious that they weren't gonna replace. Turns out that Mila wasn't injured at all. The crazy bitch had missed her.

We then ran after them.

Eventually, the two were caught and were charged with harassment, attempted theft, destruction of property, and were ultimately forced to replace my GameBoy Color. While the police didn't agree with our way of handling the situation, they understood our frustration.

"If that was my GameBoy, I'd probably do the same thing." said one of the cops.

Mila went up to the mom and smacked her.

She signed “You’re such a bitch!”.

The father heard everything and profusely apologised to her.

Entitled and Misogynistic Parents demands I give my Godzilla: KOTM ticket to their brat because I’m a girl (BE!Maria Tachimi)
This happened when Godzilla: King of the Monsters was being released in theatres, May 2019.

Me and Liu Wei are kaiju buddies, we both are huge fans are were happy to see Godzilla fight King Ghidorah again, which is awesome, I liked Godzilla since I was a little girl, I watched the films with my uncle and grandpa, aswell as my mom.

One thing with Liu Wei is, he cannot leave the hideout by himself, His former gang is still on his ass even after all these years.

I went with Longwei and Liu Wei, we even brought popcorn, Longwei loves popcorn and sometimes before the movie starts, he eats half of it.

We even had reserved seats and brought basically sugar heaven, without coconuts of course, the theatre was informed of my coconut allergy and no coconut products were to be brought in.

Before the film went on, we had this pretty dumb comfortation with this woman and her husband and son, aged 9.

I was wearing a Godzilla and King Ghidorah shirt, then this kid went up to us.

EB (Entitled Brat): “Give me your ticket.”

I didn’t know who he was talking to BTW, Both Longwei and Liu Wei wore shirts something to do with Godzilla, Liu Wei wore a Mothra shirt.

EB: “Bitch, give me your ticket!”

Then the kid’s parents came along, the parents were Indian, The dad spoke terrible English and it’s very clear he’s spoiling his son while the mom was pretty spineless, she never stood up for anyone and tried to persuade me to giving the little shit my ticket that I paid for.

ED (Entitled Dad): “You woman, Give my son ticket now!”

Me, being the hardass Japanese-American woman said this, Liu Wei and Longwei sniggered.

Me: “No, fuck off.”

Yeah, probably wasn’t the best response, but hey, don’t fuck with me.

ED: “You can’t watch Godzilla, you are a woman!”

EB: “Yeah, girls don’t watch Godzilla!”

Kid, I’ve been a Godzilla fan before you were even born, Fuck off, let me enjoy the giant ass lizard and the three-headed dragon beat the hell out of eachother.

SM (Spineless Mother): “Please give my son the ticket!”

I looked at her and said this:

Me: “No, I’m not, I paid good money for this, I’m not giving it to your brat!”

EB: “Daddy says women are to be obedient and listen to men at all times, you’re a girl, so give us the ticket!”

We walked away, now, Longwei is 5’8 and is quite hunkish despite his slenderness, he can knock someone out easily.

Entitled mom and bratty kid wanted candy despite no Trick-or-Treating sign (BE!Maria Tachimi)
I don't mind Halloween but this holiday is all about candy, costumes and jack-o-lanterns. The worst part of all is my severe coconut allergy, which caused me to have an allergic reaction and nearly die in 2009. When I was younger, I never went trick-or-treating. Instead, I watched a lot of Halloween movies and episodes, been to parties and carved pumpkins. As soon I got older, I refused to hand out candy thanks to the incident where I nearly died in 2009 from a severe allergic reaction.

It all started on October 31, 2019, where I'm dressed as Fem!Jotaro, Longwei is dressed as a steampunk man, Xiu-mei is dressed as Platelet from Cells at Work! and Akara is dressed as Mulan. There are reasons why I can't hand out candy:


 * 1) Mi-yung can't hear the door knock (seeing how she is deaf)
 * 2) Feng might accidentally poison the candy
 * 3) My severe coconut allergy

I put up a sign that says "NO TRICK-OR-TREATING" and Zhao said the best suggestion is to stay home. I had Mila, Mi-yung, Feng, Zhao, Longwei and Liu Wei with me. While me and Longwei were playing HFTF, Liu Wei heard the door knock but Mi-yung didn't because she is deaf. When he opened the door, it was a woman wearing a pink Juicy Couture tracksuit with her trick-or-treating son dressed as Superman. He was carrying a pumpkin pail.

Superman trick-or-treater: Trick or treat!

Liu Wei: I'm sorry, we don't have candy. Pleaes try next door.

Mom: Please give my son some candy. He's been looking forward to Halloween all year long.

Liu Wei: One of the people who lives with me has a severe coocnut allergy. Your son might have coconut. It's better safe than sorry. Why don't you try next door?

Mom: YOU MUST GIVE MY SON CANDY! IT'S HALLOWEEN!

Me: I'M ALLERGIC!

The Superman trick-or-treater started sniffling and whimpering as he started to cry.

Superman trick-or-treater: I WANT CANDY!

Longwei had enough as he went to confront the Karen mombie and her little shit son.

Longwei: Lady, please leave NOW or else I WILL TAKE MEASURES!

He slammed the door and went back to playing with me. And to quote Hermione Granger, what an idiot.