Iconic-Todaro Family dinner with the Dano Family

Transcript
Nicole: "The Iconic-Todaro Family visited the Dano Family because Kim was one of Rico's pen pals."

[Paula rings the doorbell]

Jenny: "Come on in, Kim's upstairs, but beware of my son Ali, he came home from Malaysia."

Paula: "Okay."

Giuseppe: "The ones execpt Ali and Aini are not allowed to watch TV."

Jenny: "Why is that? Why do you have every right to make the rules in the house that you don't even live in?"

Aini: "You do not make the rules around here, this is our house, we will make you listen to All Of Me by Crush 40 until your ears bleed."

Paula: "So what's for dinner?"

Jenny: "Paula, can I talk to you alone? Giuseppe, you don't mind if I have a word with your wife..."

[Giuseppe does not reply, while Jenny and Paula go outside to talk]

Jenny: "Paula, why do you let Giuseppe come with you when visiting a friend's house. I don't get it."

Nicole: "Then Ali with his 17-year old girlfriend Allison Grimes were playing loud music with explict lyrics."

[We hear a loud blast of heavy metal]

Giuseppe: "WILL YOU MAKE THOSE ROCK-LOVIN' LOVEBIRDS TURN THAT DOWN? OR ELSE I'M CALLIN' THE COPS!"

Aini: "Oh shut up, you old whiny yap!"

Allison: "Yeah, you idiot!"

Jenny: "That's Ali's twin sister."

Nicole: "Then, Stacie and Aini had a fight."

[Stacie angrily hisses at Aini while Aini hisses at her back]

Stacie: "DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY BROTHER THAT YOU 18-YEAR OLD MALAYSIAN (bleep)!"

Aini: "Bring it on! Ya smelly old witch!"

[Stacie slaps Aini]

[Aini slaps Stacie back]

Aini: "ALI! BRING ME DOWN YOUR SHOTGUN, THIS B**** IS P***ING ME OFF!"

Toshio: "GET HER AINI! KNOCK THAT WITCH'S BLOCK OFF! GO!"

[Ali comes down with his Bon Jovi CDs]

Pietro: "Well, well, well, if it isn't that male counterpart of Aini...."

Ali: "We're twins, stupid dumba** singer."

[Pietro snatches Ali's CDs and drops them over the banister, causing them to break]

Ali: "YOU SON OF A (bleep)!"

[Ali beats the god out of Pietro]

Jonathan: "Ali! Aini! STOP!"

[Ali kicks Pietro mulitple times]

Ali: "THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO BREAK THE F***ING CD'S I GOT FOR MY 18th BIRTHDAY, I WAS GOING TO FAVOR YOUR BROTHER'S SINGING BUT I AIN'T NOW, GUN'S N, ROSES IS BETTER!!"

Aini: "THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT HOW TO CALL ME A (bleep)!"

Allison: "GO ALI! BEAT THAT OLD SWEAR (bleep) GO!"

[Johnathan and Jenny drag Aini and Ali away from Stacie and Pietro, respectivley]

Paula: "Pietro and Stacie, I am very disappointed, you both do not call people bad words and break CD's."

Stacie: "SHE STARTED IT!"

Aini: "YOU DID!"

Pietro: "HE NEEDS REAL MUSIC LIKE MINE, GIOVANNI'S, AND ANGELO'S!"

Ali: "SHUT UP!"

Stacie: "HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!"

[Ali points at Pietro and Aini points at Stacie]

Ali: "DAD! HE BROKE MY CD'S, PUNISH HIM!"

Aini: "AND CALLED ME A (bleep), YEAH PUNISH HER!"

Kim: "Mommy? Daddy? What's going on?"

Jenny: "Just watch Pokemon with Toshio, dear."

Jonathan: "I'm sorry, but Pietro and Stacie need to leave, I did not like what they did to the twins, I spent so much money on the Bon Jovi, Gun's N' Roses, Linkin Park, Korn, Evanscence, Flyleaf CD's."

Paula: "I'm so sorry Ali."

Toshio: "PIETRO IS GONNA GET IN ALOT OF TROUBLE!"

Ali: "Those CD's meant so much to me and my girlfriend, Pietro is going to get his (bleep) kicked!"

Giuseppe: "NOW! F***ING BEATING!"

Kim: "MOMMY!"

Ali: "STAY AWAY FROM HER!

Kim: "Giuseppe is a fool!"

[Kim throws books, pots and pans at Giuseppe]

[Ali protectivley holds Kim away from Giuseppe]

Ali: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE IS ALLOWED TO WATCH TV!"

Kim: "A..A...Ali..."

Allison: "F*** OFF!"

[Ali and Allison bring out machine guns]

Lucy: "Please stop."

[Mei goes downstairs, wearing a black Chinese princess dress]

Mei: "我應該懲罰他們嗎？" (Translation: Shall I punish them?)

Ali: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I SENTENCE YOU TO GET PUNISHED BY MEI AND IT'S NOT PRETTY!"

Mei: "彼得和斯塔西，你打破了我哥哥的CD和一個壞詞，叫我妹妹現在你對你的懲罰，這是一種精神的句子" (Translation: Pietro and Stacie, you broke my brother's CDs and called my sister a bad word, now you are getting your punishment which is a spirit sentence)

[Mei goes downstairs and prays]

Mei: (Praying) "四主權，這十二種動物，他們打破了我哥哥的CD和一個壞詞，叫我妹妹，他們必須受到懲罰，他們的名字是彼得和斯塔西托達羅將被判處冷水淋浴，我清楚了嗎？" (Translation: The Four Sovereigns, The twelve animals, They broke my brother's CDs and called my sister a bad word, they need to be punished, Their names are Pietro and Stacie Todaro will be sentenced to cold shower, am I clear?)

[Mei stops praying]

Mei: "他們需要受到懲罰！" (Translation: THEY NEED TO BE PUNISHED!)

[Mei grabs Pietro and Stacie by their collars and goes to the bathroom, turns the tempature to cold, and soaks them]

Stacie: "I didn't understand what she said!"

Mei: "呆在那裡" (Translation: Stay there)

[Mei leaves them in the bath and locks the door]

Stacie: "OPEN THIS DOOR!"

Mei: "NO!"

Giovanni: "You'd better open this door, you prostitute, or I'll set the house on fire and kill you and your family in it!"

Mei: "雨果，確保您保持密切關注" (Translation: Hugo, Make sure you keep a close eye on them)

Hugo: "Got it, we will keep the rotten annoying-CD-breaking singer and the annoying gun-using whine until they say sorry to our older brother and sister!"

[Mei goes to her bedroom]

Jonathan: "Also do something bad to any of our kids, Mei will be punishing by cold showers until they can say sorry, believe me, it's not pretty."

[Mei comes down and shakes Paula's hand]

Paula: "Why hello."

Jenny: "She doesn't understand English, The Chinese word for hello is Ni hao."

Paula: "Ni hao, Mei."

[Mei waves and smiles]

Toshio: "HA! HA! PIETRO AND STACIE ARE PWNED!"

[However, Stacie breaks the door with her machine gun and out of the bathroom she goes with Pietro]

[Giuseppe comes from upstairs]

[Giuseppe grabs Mei and lifts her to the bathroom to the shower]

[Stacie arrives]

Stacie: (to Mei) "Get undressed right now."

[Mei kicks Stacie and slaps her]

Stacie: "Wanna slap fight?"

3 minutes later

Toshio: "(bleep), Mei doesn't understand English!"

[Giuseppe force-feeds Mei tabasco sauce, causing her to punch Giuseppe in the stomach]

Mei: "Idiot!"

Giuseppe: "This will teach you not to call me names or pawn my siblings! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL MY SON HAS DONE FOR YOU, YOU NASTY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BRAT!!!!!!"

[Mei tries to trip Giuseppe over]

Giuseppe: "Cold shower!"

[Giuseppe gets Mei naked and turns on the cold tap]

Mei: "把我的衣服上你這個忘恩負義小子！" (Translation: PUT MY DRESS BACK ON YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!)

[Mei kicks Giuseppe in the testicles]

Nicole: "I think it is disgusting that someone would put a family friend relative in cold water!"

Mei: "" (translated: "LET ME OUT!")

Giuseppe: "Don't you speak some other language to me! SPEAK ITALIAN OR ENGLISH!"

Toshio: "(bleep), Mei can only speak chinese!"

Giuseppe: "TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! TV IS FOR ADULTS! AFTER THE SHOWER, YOU WILL GET A F***ING SPANKING, AND GO TO THE ATTIC AND STAY THERE! If you tell anybody at school, STACIE WILL KILL YOU! AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"

[Mei violently kicks Giuseppe and releases Shuǐ dāopiàn (means Water Blades, causing Giuseppe and his siblings to be soaking wet]

[Jenny reaches for the phone, only to find them disabled]

20 minutes later

Giuseppe: "Time to be spanked!"

[Mei runs to a bedroom and locks the door and hides under the bed]

Giuseppe: "Open up or I will murder you!"

[Giuseppe spanks Mei with a wooden paddle]

[Mei cries]

Giuseppe: "Want me to get the racket?"

[Giuseppe spanks Mei with the racket]

Mei: (sobbing) "" (Translated: "MOM")

Giuseppe: "Want me to get the mallet?"

[Giuseppe spanks Mei with the mallet]

Mei: (crying silently) "" (Translated: "MOM! DAD!")

Giuseppe: "Want me to get the falchion?"

Mei: "No."

[Giuseppe spanks Mei with the falchion]

Mei: (crying tearfully) "" (Translated: "MOOOM!! GET THE ANNOYING BRAT AWAY!)

[Mei kicks Giuseppe real hard]

Giuseppe: "Want me to get the mace?"

[Giuseppe beats Mei with the mace but intersepts it and kicks Giuseppe really hard]

4 minutes later

[Giuseppe throws Mei to the attic]

Giuseppe: "Now you stay in the attic and sleep with the rats for a month without any meals!"

[Mei runs towards Giuseppe and pushes him]

Mei: "點球！" (Translation: Penalty!)

[Mei violently kicks and bites Giuseppe]

Mei: "這會教你(long bleep)！" (Translation: That'll teach you ********!)

[Mei takes away Stacie's machine guns]

Stacie: "Give me back my machine guns!"

[Mei nods her head side to side and tries to shoot Giuseppe with a BB gun]

Mei: (Thinking: I'll load the gun with Cyanide, and he'll be so sorry he had abused me!!!)

[Mei stops shooting and loads Cyanide bullets that say "Zai Jian!!!!!"]

Ali: "This time it's round 2, CYANIDE!"

[Ali seizes Stacie]

Ali: "Ya wanna save her, ya old man? Well you are f***ing dead, ya smelly old witch!!!!!!!!!"

[Ali points a gun to Stacie's head]

Ali: "Giuseppe, if you fail Round 2, your bratty, whiny sister dies."

Aini: "How abut you try?"

[Mei starts shooting]

Giuseppe: "Pietro! Angelo! Giovanni! Marshall! MAKE HER STOP!"

[Aini points a machine gun to the swear singers and Marshall]

Aini: "Come any closer, I will kill you, and your sister and brother, ya sissies!."

[Mei snickers]

Toshio: "If you fail, Mario and Aen-Min will kill you, Giuseppe!"

Jenny: "They attack to save their sibings, and if one gets hurt by someone else, the kids will use pistols, because Hugo is over protective of Mei."

Hugo: "That's right! If you don't hurt her, you'll get kicked outta the house!"

5 minutes later

[Mei flees the scene while injured]

Policeman #1 (Giuseppe's cousin): "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! COME HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Ali: "THEY HURT ME AND MEI! ARREST THEM OR I WILL THROW THE GRENADE!"

[Ali gets out a grenade launcher]

Aini: "GO AWAY!"

[Aini gets out a pistol]

Aini: "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[The police look at the wounds on the Dano children]

Allison: "Let me handle this babe."

[Allison gets out a rocket launcher and shoots it at a policeman and puts the gun on the ground]

Allison: "ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP! YOU ALL NEED TO STOP THIS! YOU'RE ADULTS! THEY DID IT! He beaten Mei with a mace, nearly shot Ali and Aini, nearly killed me, and massacred his room, arrest them for child abuse! AND NEARLY GAVE MY BOYFRIEND'S NIECE SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME!"

Paula: "NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THEY ARE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE GIUSEPPE BEATEN MEI WITH A MACE! THAT'S WHY THEY ARE BEING VENGFUL!"

Toshio: "WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS UP, TALK TO THE VIOLENT GAME PLAYER, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND NEARLY KILLED MY PARENTS!"

[Ali plays the evidence from an iPhone]

Policewoman: "What?"

[The Police look at the Todaro siblings]

Policeman: "Is it true?"

Aini: "Yes!"

Allison: "They attacked us so we assulted them."

Ali: "Yeah, babe, after this, can we play some violent games together?"

Allison: "YEAH!"

Toshio: "Really, we want them to suffer it, Mei is badly injured, can you also call the ambulance?"

Mi-Yung: "They also tried to kill me......"

Policewoman: "Really, is that all true?!"

Toshio: "They destroyed our bathroom door because Giuseppe wouldn't let Kim watch TV, we are soooooo not making it up!"

Policeman: "Change plan, The Todaro siblings, you are all under arrest for assaulting Jenny and Jonathan Dano and their children, starting an assault first and beating a 12-year old girl."

[The police take the siblings away]

Stacie: "NOOOOOOO!"

Giuseppe; "HOW DID THOSE BRATS KNOW?!!!!! SOMEDAY IT WILL BE PAYBACK TIME FOR YOU GUYS!!!!!!!"

Policeman #2: "You are also under arrest for the murder of your infant son."

Policeman #3: "And about to shake this man's niece."

Giuseppe: GAH! I WILL MAKE YOU EAT POO-POO!

Court
Jury member: "We now found the defendants guilty for assaults."

Judge: "I sentence you all to one week under house arrest. Case dismissed."

Giuseppe: SO HELP ME, I'LL MAKE YOU EAT POO-POO!