Spears Family Vacation 2033

Going to the airport to Paris
Sabrina-Brunetta: "Come on, children. We have to hurry to the airport."

Lester: "I AIN'T GOING TO STUPID PARIS!"

Eliza: "ME NEITHER!"

Sabrina-Brunetta: "I'm afraid that you two don't have a choice. Now come along. Maybe you'll learn to appreciate Paris."

Eliza: "Why do we have to go to Paris?"

Inside the airplane
[Ross undoes his seatbelt and places hot sauce on the food on a flight attendant's food cart]

[Ross' siblings undo their seatbelts as well and Sabrina-Brunetta's kids run to the emergency exit and they are preparing to jump off when Lauren opens the Emergency Exit door]

Lester, Ross, Lauren, Eliza, and Kadee: "So long airplane. We will-"

[A flight attendant closes the Emergency exit door]

Flight Attendant: "Children, this door is used for emergencies only and not for any other purpose. Please sit back down in your seats. Thank you."

Lauren: "YOU LOOK LIKE MILEY CYRUS!" (Laughs)

[The flight attendant ignores Lauren's insult]

Kadee: "We should go back to our seats..."

[Eliza, Kadee, Lauren, Lester and Ross sulk, reluctantly returning to their seats]

Eliza: (mumbling to herself) "Stupid flight attendant..."

In Paris
[Ross urinates under the Eiffel Tower with his pants and underwear off]

[Eliza goes to a croissant stand and hogs all of the croissants from it]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Oh, my god! Children!"

[Kadee paints bad words on the street with a paintbrush]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Kadee, don't do that! That is not nice!"