Grammar Hoax

Chapter 1: Well if there isn't another man
A strange man walks to Gryffindor common room while the girls were sitting down.

"Who are you, how did you get here?" Catherine asked the man.

"Yeah, why don't you introduce yourself?" Nicole asked.

"Hi, sex." The man said.

"Who's 'Sex'?" Nicole asked.

"That's how you introduce someone, you say hi to sex." The man said.

"You don't have to say hi to 'Sex', tell me your name." Bopha said.

"My name is Fayez Nagi." The man actually introduced.

"That's how you introduce yourself!" Nicole asked.

"No, it's by saying hi to sex!" Fayez said.

"Let me ask you something, where do you get that it says hi to sex?" Nicole asked.

"Because you combine intro and seduce, so to introduce to say hi to sex. An introductory clause also says hi to sex!" Fayez said.

"First of all, an introductory clause is a portion of a sentence before a comma!" Bopha said.

"Saying hi to sex, that's a greeting!" Courtney said.

"No, no, no, to say hi to sex is to introduce. A greeting is a death beating because that's a green beating, and you're green when you're sick." Fayez said. "And a comma is an arrow pointing to your mother."

"They're not meant to point to our moms, they break sentences apart!" Josephine said. "Do you think this is funny?"

"You suck." Bopha said

"And a prediction is to suck a dick." Fayez said. "A predicate eats a prediction."

"What?" Nicole asked.

"You automatically eat the dick by eating the sucking of the dick." Fayez said.

Then they saw Michael walking into the room.

”Professor McNamara!” Bopha said

He looked at him despite his blindness.

”Get the fuck away from my students, you sick bastard.” Michael said, pointing his wand at Fayez.

"He might summon something to crush you!" Courtney said.

"You mean something compound?" Fayez said.

"Something compound?" Josephine said.

"Anything compound crushes you." Fayez said.

”Wrong again, Stupefy!” Michael yelled.

A red light came out of Michael’s wand and struck Fayez, knocking him to the floor.

”Get one of the Gryffindor boys, preferably a sixth-year.” Michael said.

Dongshun came out of the boy’s dorms with a friend.

”Hey, Mr. Chang, do me a favor, dump him outside of the castle.” Michael said to Dongshun.

Dongshun looked at the man lying on the floor.

“Hey, Jack, come on.” Dongshun said as he got Jack, a sixth-year Gryffindor to help him.

The boys picked him up and left the common room, carrying Fayez in toll.

”Fucking disgusting, saying that to a bunch of girls.” Dongshun said.

He then saw Lei, a Slytherin student who dates his younger sister, he was in the same year as him.

”What do you want, Lei?” Dongshun asked.

”I heard a guy got into here, he’s not a teacher, Can I help?” Lei asked.

”I don’t know, can you?” Jack responded.

”I know a great place to dump him.” Lei responded.