Malfoy Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "This week on Supernanny, Jo helps out a British mother and father who has a child named after a Harry Potter family and a 12-year-old preteen girl who are misbehaving."

[Queenie spits on Lucius]

Queenie: "I HATE YOU!"

[Draco pinches Lucius]

[Queenie stabs Draco]

Announcer: "Draco uses bad language and refuses to go to school."

Draco: "Fucking asshole!"

Announcer: "And Queenie breaks stuff and acts violent."

[Queenie throws a vase at Narcissa]

Queenie: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD, DRACO!"

[Queenie smashes antique stuff Narcissa brought]

Announcer: "They team up to cause mischief."

Submission Reel
???: "I'm Lucius, I'm  years old."

???: "I'm Narcissa, I'm  years old."

Lucius: "We have Draco who is 15 and Queenie who is 12."

[Draco flips off Narcissa]

Observation begins
[Queenie comes into Draco's room]

Queenie: "Can I play Super Smash Bros. with you?"

Draco: "No."

Queenie: "PLEASE?"

Draco: "Shut up."

Queenie: "WHAT?"

Draco: "I said shut up."

[Queenie violently attacks, assaults and hurts Draco]

[Draco punches, hits and attacks Queenie very violently]

Narcissa: "YOUNG MAN! I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR BEHAVIOR! GO TO THE NAUGHTY SWIVEL NOW!"

[Draco flips off Narcissa]

Narcissa: "YOUR WII U IS LOST FOR 15 MINUTES AND IT IS LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT!"

[Draco goes to the Naughty Swivel]

Narcissa: "And as for you, Queenie. YOUR BEHAVIOR IS VIOLENT, TERRIFYING AND HORRIFIC! YOU ARE NOW IN THE CALM DOWN ZONE AND YOUR HELLO KITTY STUFF WILL BE GONE IN 12 MINUTES!"

Queenie: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SUCK! DRACO GETS DONKEY TURD FOR CHRISTMAS!"

Lucius: "YOU TWO ARE IN HORRIFIC, AMOK-RUNNING BEHAVIOR! ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, QUEENIE MALFOY, YOU VIOLENTLY ATTACKED YOUR BROTHER!"

Draco: "She's annoying and stupid!"

Narcissa: "TURN AROUND, DRACO AND DON'T LISTEN TO HER!"

Queenie: "CUNTFACE!"

The bad kids vs. the babysitter
[Sage Dumais comes over]