Supernanny: The Theory of Nicole/Transcript

Nicole is Kidnapped
Orla: "Mummy! I am going to catch you!"

Nicole: "Orla, you may not do that."

Orla: "Oh, yes I will, Mummy! With you out of the way, the world will be mine to control!"

[Orla draws a picture of someone resembling Nicole being killed by a steamroller. The picture becomes animated and grows tentacles. It then pulls a lever and a cage from her lair automatically collapses on Nicole from the ceiling on a rope upon activating]

Nicole: "I need to get out of here."

[Orla locks the cage with a key]

Orla: "Caught you! The lair is mine!" [laughs like a villain] "My minions will defeat those stupid kids! Soon the whole world will be all mine!"

Nicole: "Orla, you will not get away with this."

Orla: "I will! I shall shut you up with sturdy duct tape!"

[Orla puts her hand between the cage bars and applies duct tupe all over Nicole's mouth]

Nicole: "Hmmph! Hmmph! Hmmph!" [translates to "Help! Help! Help!"]

In the Supernanny Fanon Wiki Headquarters
[Joseph Capozza (aka Plankton5165) is playing Mario Kart 7 on his Aqua Blue Nintendo 3DS. Then the phone rings and he answers it]

Joseph the Leader: "Hello?"

Nicole: [Speaking through her phone that is also caught in the cage with duct tape around her mouth] "Hmmph! Hmmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph! Hmph Hpmh Hmph Hpmh!" [Translates to "I need your help. Orla has kidnapped me and her minions are being summoned and considers that my lair is mine. Please come to me as soon as possible. Thank you."]

Joseph the Leader: "I'm not up for it, really. But I will summon my slave, the 10-foot tall Plankton that is controlled by atomic energy!"

[A mysterious power noticed a 10-foot mannequin that is shaped like Plankton. It becomes a 10-foot atomic-powered plankton. The atomic-powered plankton walks over to Sophie, an anthropomorphic otter who is on the computer]

Plankton: "Sophie, Nicole's kidnapped once again."

Sophie the Otter: "OK. I will go get Alvinluvr30 shortly."

[Sophie switches off her computer and taps on Catherine's shoulder]

Sophie the Otter: "Wake up, Catherine. Nicole is kidnapped by Orla. She recently joined forces with Joshua, Lester, Leslie, Sharpay, and everyone else that also decided to join forces, including her minions. Plankton and I are going to join you."

Catherine the Spellcaster: [Yawns then immediately wakes up surprised] "Oh No! We got to act fast!"

[Catherine stands up from her couch that she has been sleeping in]

Plankton: "C'mon, ladies. We got to rescue Nicole. Let's go get Barney so he can help us on our tutorial for our game."

[The three leave the headquarters and they are all at Barney's Training Organization]

The Tutorial
Catherine the Spellcaster: "Bad news! Nicole has been caught by Orla and her minions are summoned! We don't know how to save her."

Barney: "OMG! Don't panic. I will help you get started on how to save her."

Sophie the Otter: "OK. Show us how!"

Hell
Sophie The Otter: "Where are we?"

Catherine The Spellcaster: "It is fiery here"

Plankton: "You are in the murky depths of hell"

???: "WHO GOES THERE!"

Anna Kirochu
[Sophie sees a dark-haired Russian girl wearing a plaid skirt and a Monster High T-shirt]

Sophie The Otter: "Who are you? A spoiled princess?"

Anna: "I'm Anna Kirochu and Orla Birou sent me here to kill you!"

Plankton: "I'll get this brat!"

???: "Sava me! Save me!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Who are you?"

???: "I am Kayla."

[Anna sends a powerful blast against Catherine, sending her towards the wall]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Ugh!"

Anna: "That foolish Spellcaster! HA HA HA HA HA! Now where were we? Oh yes,"

[Anna attacks Plankton]

Anna: "I am going to kill you...tear off your head and use it as my decoration!"

Rescuing Kayla Birou
Plankton: "Hey, are you okay?"

Kayla: "I am now. Thank you for rescuing me."

Attack of the Flying Swiper
Orla (watching from her lair like a hawk): "Those fools have managed to get past the fields! Bah, they were so lucky! Look, and they have that magic crystal!"

[Orla turns to a masked fox with wings]

Orla: "Swiper!"

Flying Swiper: "Yes, your evilness?"

Orla: "Go, and swipe that magic crystal from them!"

[Plankton and the others come across a Spooky Forest]

Sophie the Otter: "Do you hear something, you guys?"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yeah,"

Plankton: "What is happening?"

[They see Flying Swiper in the sky]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Look out! The Flying Swiper is approaching."

Sophie the Otter: "We must defeat him, otherwise he will engage us in a theft for the key we have!"

[Catherine shoots a blast of magic at Flying Swiper from her palms]

Plankton: [talking on his walkie talkie] "Barney, we just encountered a Flying Swiper who is trying to swipe the key!"

Barney: [answering]"OK. Go defeat him!"

Catherine the Spellcaster (thumbing through her spellbook): "Here it is! To subdue the Flying Swiper, chant the phrase three times: 'Flying Swiper, no swiping.'"

[Flying Swiper is about to steal the key item from Sophie]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Flying Swiper, no swiping, Flying Swiper no swiping, Flying Swiper, no swiping!"

[Flying Swiper stops dead in his tracks in mid-air]

Flying Swiper: "Ohhh, man!"

[Sophie the Otter does a high jump kick and knocks the Flying Swiper out of the sky]

Sophie the Otter: "Alright!"

Orla (watching from her magic crystal ball): "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

City
[The heroes enter a city]

Sophie the Otter: "See anything, guys?"

Plankton: "No...everything seems a bit quiet, too quiet..."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Let's go inside a casino. I can hear tons of havoc happening in here!"

Inside the Casino
[The heroes enter a casino containing broken slot machines and a tornado of poker cards]

Plankton: "Man, it looks like a bunch of Randice is attacking the workers of the casino!"

Christine Moranis
???: "Halt!"

Lester Simpson
???: "Prepare to meet thy doom, heroes!"

Imogen Panizza
???: "Welcome, I've been expecting you heroes."

Adrian Megnet
???: "Halt, who goes there?"

Plankton: "Us! We shall have a battle!"

Adrian: "Really? Bring it on or I will hewn you into pieces!"

[The heroes and Adrian quickly catch up on a passing steam train to have a battle]

Mountain
Sophie the Otter: "Looks like a long way to climb."

Leslie Baker
[Plankton and the others have made it past the Spooky Forest]

Plankton: "Now, where do we need to go next?"

Sophie the Otter: "According to the map here, we're now at Heavy Metal Mountain."

???: "That's right!"

[Plankton and the gang look up to see a blonde-haired girl]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Who are you?"

???: "The name's Leslie. Orla has sent me to make sure you fools don't interfere with her plans of ruling the world - even by all means necessary!"

[Leslie takes out a crossbow and arrow]

Sophie the Otter: "Retreat!"

Plankton: "Hold on! We didn't come all this way to quit! We will fight until the end!"

Leslie: "So, is it a challenge you seek?"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yes!"

Sophie the Otter: "FIGHT ON!"

Leslie: "Who will oppose me first?"

Plankton: "Me!"

[Leslie brandishes her larger crossbow/arrow]

Leslie: "Then let's bring it on!"

Leslie VS the ten-foot atomic-powered plankton
[Leslie shoots arrows at Plankton, but Plankton rolls out of the way]

Leslie: "Stand still, fool!"

Plankton: "I am the 10-foot atomic-powered plankton!"

[Leslie launches shoots her fire arrows at Plankton]

Leslie: "Prepare to die!"

Game Over Screen
[The team is tied up in a rope hanging from Orla's Lair's ceiling]

Sophie the Otter: "We have failed to defeat Orla and her gnarly crew!" [cries]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "I want to go back to the headquarters-"

Sophie the Otter: [clears all of her tears] "Unfortunately, we are all tied up. There is nothing we can do about it but just sit here until we are killed by Orla."

Plankton: "Too bad! Orla didn't learn her lesson. We are-"

Orla: "HA HA HA! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

[The words "GAME OVER" appear in a bold red in a Supernanny font]

Orla: "Ha! Ha! Ha! I got those little idiots!"

[Nicole peels the tape off her mouth]

[The words "CONTINUE?", "YES", and "NO" appear in bold yellow below the words "GAME OVER" in that Supernanny font]

Nicole: "Well, click yes or no."

The player selects Yes
Nicole: "Right! Blades!"

(The three blades rescue the team)

Orla: "Shut you up with some sturdy duct tape!"

The player selects No
Orla: "HA HA HA! YOU ARE SO DEAD YOUNG! STEAMROLLER!"

Plankton, Sophie the Otter, and Catherine the Spellcaster: "NO!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE DOOMED!"

[A steamroller crushes the team to death]

[Cut to the gravestones under a dark, stormy sky with a wolf howl in the background]

Announcer: "GAME OVER."

Lauren Tinithan
[Plankton, Sophie, and Catherine come across the fields]

[An arrow zips right at them]

???: "That's far enough, fools! Prepare to meet thy doom!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Who are you?"

Volcano
[Volcano erupts]

Sophie the Otter: "Oh no! The volcano is active! We must take extreme caution!"

Sharpay Finster
???: "Stop! Who dares set foot in my royal chambers?!"

Heaven
Catherine the Spellcaster: "So this is Heaven, huh? I've always wondered what it was like..."

Alexandra Jenkins
???: "So, you must be the heroes Orla sent me to exterminate."

Sam Thorne
???: "STOP!! That's as far as you will go! Prepare to die!"

Joshua Jurtin
???: "Halt! Who goes there?"

???: "You grapefruits shall not pass!"

Plankton: "I can't believe it! Who the heck are you?!"

Joshua: "The name is Joshua! Now zip your lips, you onion dips!"

Amusement Park
[The heroes enter an Amusement Park]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "It looks like fun, I want to go on all of the-"

[Sophie the Otter covers Catherine the Spellcaster's mouth]

Sophie the Otter: "We can't go on the rides! We need to defeat our enemies."

[All of a sudden, the amusement park collapses except for the rollercoaster]

Meghann Qixxel
???: "Halt! Who goes there?"

Plankton: "Us. We are trying to defeat you!"

Meghann: "Well, I am Meghann. I am here to kill a trio like you! Let's have a battle on a rollercoaster!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "It is testing, so it will be okay to fight on there."

[The four jump into the seats of the rollercoaster car and Plankton pulls a lever and it operates]

Meghann: "Try not to make me fall down the rollercoaster!"

Sophie the Otter: "We will because it is a battle."

Reaching Orla's Lair
[Plankton and his pals have made it through Nightmare Mountain]

Plankton: "Well, we have finally made it. This must be Orla's evil lair."

Sophie the Otter: "Nicole must be held captive here."

Catherine the Spellcaster: "What are we all waiting for?"

Plankton: "Let's go in!"

Orla Birou
[The heroes enter a room and find a small 3-year-old girl with raven hair, dressed in an evil sorceress's costume]

Orla: "Where do you think you brats are going?"

Sophie the Otter: "We are actually here to defeat you and your minions!"

Orla: "I DON'T WANNA BE DEFEATED!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

Plankton: "Girls, let's show her who's boss!"

[Catherine the Spellcaster unleashes a powerful spell upon Orla]

[Sophie the Otter does a whip with her tail against Orla repeatedly]

Orla: "YOU FOOLS! YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME, THE ALL POWERFUL ORLA!"

[Orla transforms into a fire-breathing dragon]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Yikes! She turned into a dragon!"

[Orla spews fire at Plankton and the others]

[Catherine casts a protective spell over herself, Sophie and Joseph to shield them from the flames]

Orla: "Roar Roar Roar!"

[Plankton spews a fiery laser from his eye at Orla]

[Sophie the Otter creates water and propels herself at Orla on a water current]

[Orla swats Plankton and Sophie away with her massive paw]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "This is it."

[Catherine activates her magic crystal]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "MAGIC CRYSTAL POWER!"

[Catherine's magic crystal shoots electricity at Orla, causing her paw attack to disable]

Orla: "ROOOOOAAAAR! NOOOOO!!!!"

[Sophie the Otter retries her attack at Orla by propelling herself with a water current and soaks Orla, clearing out all the flames that Orla exhaled from her breath on the floor]

Orla: "ROOOOAAARRR! OWWWW!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "She is almost defeated! Plankton, deliver the final blow!"

Plankton: "You got it! This will show her the lesson! One instant laser!"

[Plankton shots a laser at Orla, defeating her immediately and returning her to her normal state]

Freeing Nicole and Timeout for Orla
Orla: "How could you fools defeat me?! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME THIS FAR?!"

Sophie the Otter: "Sorry, Orla, but playtime's over."

Plankton: "Let's free Nicole so she can discipline Orla in one of her minions: the Mad Naughty Pit."

[The trio frees Nicole by doing a quick slash that can chop down the rope]

Nicole: "Thank you three for saving me."

Sophie the Otter: "You are welcome. Could you please discipline Orla into the Mad Naughty Pit, please? The pit itself will also be in a regular state."

Nicole: "Orla, since you have decided to kidnap me and attack my heroes, you will be going to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE NAUGHTY PIT!!!!! LET ME GO!"

Nicole: "You have to."

Orla: (to the heroes) "This is not the end, heroes! I will get my revenge and destroy you all!"

[Nicole deposits Orla into the Mad Naughty Pit that returned to its ordinary state]

Nicole: "Plus your toys are going in toy jail."

[Nicole confiscates Orla's toys]

Sophie, Plankton, and Catherine: "We did it! We rule! Peace shall return to Supernannya!"

[The team does a high five, and then the credits scroll]

[Another scene occurs after the credits]

[Plankton picks up the phone]

Plankton: "Who is calling, please?"