Spears Family/Transcript

Observation begins
Wendy: "Sabrina-Brunetta, Elijah, it's time to get up, get dressed and get ready for school!"

Sabrina-Brunetta: "(bleep) OFF! I AIN'T GOING TO SCHOOL! IT IS A BORING DUMP!!!!!"

Observation continues
Sabrina-Brunetta: "Shut up Mum!"

Wendy: "I dislike your language."

[Sabrina-Brunetta walks up and catches Elijah]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!"

Sabrina-Brunetta: [while punching Elijah in the face] "TAKE THAT!"

Elijah: (crying in pain) "That really hurt."

Sabrina-Brunetta: "GOOD! IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT!! YOU SUCK, SO YOU REALLY DESERVED A PUNCH IN THE FACE!"

[Sabrina-Brunetta throws alcoholic drinks at Elijah and gets into another]

Elijah: (slurred crying in pain) (slurring) "Thaaat......reeeeeelllyyy.....huuuurtt..." (Translated: "That really hurt.")

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Whuuuuuu....tt.tt.t...ttthaaa....(bleep)....cares..." (Translated: "Who the **** cares?")

Wendy: "What's going on?"

[Sabrina-Brunetta throws alcoholic drinks at Wendy and gets into another]

Wendy: "Uuuuu....nooo....looooss....theeee.....teee.....leee....vii....sss....innn...previlagees...fooorr...tuuuu....weeeeks..." (Translated: "You now lost the television privileges for two weeks!")

Sabrina-Brunetta: "I...salll.....teerrrnn....uuuu...intoooo......aaaaa....reeemooteee...co...on.....trolllll..." (Translated: "I shall turn you into a remote control!")

[Sabrina-Brunetta kicks Elijah in the face]

Elijah: "Pleeezz....heelp...meeee..." (Translated: "Please help me!")

Sabrina-Brunetta: "(long bleep)!"

Wendy: "Saaaabrinnnaa....Bruuunnneettaaaaa....Imogennnnn....Speeerss...guuu...tuuu....uuurr.....roooommm....." (Translated: "Sabrina Brunetta Imogen Spears, go to your room!")

[Sabrina-Brunetta retreats to her room]

Sabrina-Brunetta: (stops slurring) "I was going to go there anyway! I'm running late for cheerleading try-outs!"

[Sabrina-Brunetta gathers her books and school stuff]

Wendy: "Guuuu...therrrr....annddddd.....stayyyyy....therrr..." (Translated: "Go there and stay there!")

Sabrina-Brunetta: "I'M... NOT.... STAYING!!!!!"

[Sabrina-Brunetta slips safely out of the window]

Jo talks to Elijah
Elijah: "Sabrina-Brunetta scares me. She violently attacks me and even duct tapes my mouth, hands and ankles. I'm really scared of her. I don't understand why she does that." *starts to cry*

House Rules
Jo: "Every household needs structure, organization, discipline, and of course, rules."

Seeing a Doctor
Jo: "During a visit to the doctor, Sabrina found out that she was eight months pregnant."

Wendy: (shocked) "What?! She's eight months pregnant?"

Jo: (shocked) "Eight months pregnant?"

Sabrina: (angrily) "What do you mean I'm eight months pregnant?!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you are eight months pregnant. But the results do not lie, Miss Sabrina. Just look at your uterus. It is completely large and round."

Wendy: "So when is the baby due?"

Doctor: "Possibly in a few weeks."

Sabrina: (sighs) "Then that still means, there goes my cheerleading tryouts."

'''Jo: This little girl is eight months pregnant! And she's only 16 years old! I've helped out lots of teen mothers."'''

Sabrina: "He said my pregnancy affects my immune system, and my upcoming son is also sensitive to toxins in whatever I put in my mouth. He gave me a diet list with foods to avoid during pregnancy. He also said expectant mothers must also stay away from alcohol. I had to get rid of all alcoholic drinks."

[cut to: at home]

Wendy: "Remember Sabrina, you should avoid certain kinds of fish, such as shark, king mackerel, tilefish and swordfish since they contain high levels of mercury."

Elijah's 13th Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day, Elijah turned 13."

Wendy: "What shall we do for your special day, honey?"

Elijah: "I'd like a TMNT themed party please."

[Sabrina is talking to her friend on the phone]

Sabrina: "Yeah, I know it's hard to believe, Kimberly, but the doctor told me I am eight months pregnant. I don't know how it happened. Ugh, there goes cheerleading!"

Kimberly: "What?! Eight months pregnant?! Why didn't you tell us?"

[Cut to: Wendy setting up the decorations for the party]

Elijah: "I sent out the invitations to my friends, ma."

Wendy: "I've got the foil balloons, the activity placemats, the curling ribbon, dinner plates, cups, forks, spoons, the napkins, favor boxes, the candles, the table cover, crepe paper rolls and the confetti. The cake and the cupcakes should be ready to be picked up in half an hour."

[on the buffet table we see Raphael's Chocolate Gnarly pops, Donatello's delicious grapes, Raphael's red bites, Pizza, Master Splinter's swords, pizza bites sewer lids, sewer ooze, Michaelangelo's oranges, Leonardo's blueberries, radical refreshments, pizza dipping strips with marinara sauce, stuffed pizza rolls, nunchucks, Casey Jones' Fruit Punch Sewer Water, Bebop's Tubular Toxic Slime, Shredder's Furry Mutant Sewer Rats, Michaelangelo's Favorite Pizza sugar cookies, Kraang's Brain Blasting Oreos, Donatello's Cowabunga cake pops, Splinter's Turtle Power cookies]

30 minutes later

[Wendy arrives with the TMNT cake and Rocksteady's Rockin' cupcakes]

45 minutes later

[Elijah's friends, Isaac, Tommy, Gabriel, Jeremy, Andrew, Lucas, Noah, Ethan, Zach, Jake, Phillip and Hunter arrive]

[cut to: Sabrina in her room, reading a book about being a teenage mother as the infant in her womb kicks]

Sabrina: "Ow! Well, so much for my cheerleading tryouts which was supposed to be next week!"

[Sabrina lies down on her bed, taking to a friend on her phone]

Sabrina: "The baby I'm having is due in about a few weeks, and it is a boy. Yeah, Hannah, it'll cost about more than $10,000 a year raising a kid. Whoever the father is, probably my boyfriend, he is so going to pay child support for the next 20 years. Hannah, I'm worried. What if I can't raise the kid by myself? What's even worse, my child will be more likely not to finish high school. Should I consider abortion?"

Hannah: "Yeah, right. How could you tell it's your son if it hasn't been born yet?"

[cut to: a projector screen showing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie]

[Wendy is providing the popcorn, soft drinks and pizza dipping strips with marinara sauce to Elijah and his pals as they are watching the TMNT movie marathon]

Aftermath
Jo: "Sabrina, I am so proud of you. You did not ruin Elijah's party. Most parties thrown by other kids are ruined by target kids. I thought you were one of the most badly-behaved children ever."

Sabrina: "Jo, I'm not looking forward to this."

Jo: "Looking forward to what?"

Sabrina: "Becoming a mother at 16."

Jo: "Don't worry, Sabrina. I've encountered a teen mom before, and her parents paid child support until she left school."

Sabrina: "Well, cheerleading tryouts is next week. The baby usually might come out early, so I'll be lucky if he's born before cheerleading tryouts."

Jo leaves for a while
Jo: "Alright, guys! I will be gone for a few days! Take care and have fun!"

DVD Meeting
(Jo is with Sabrina and Wendy)

Jo: "Wow. I was utterly surprised. It's time for a DVD Meeting."

(Jo plays the CD)

(Sabrina is at the hospital with her parents, her boyfriend, and Elijah)

Jo (viewer): "Looks like the baby is early."

Doctor: "Alright, Sabrina. All you have to do is push, push, push, push..."

Doctor: "It's a boy!"

Sabrina: (gasps) "I was right!"

(Jo stops the DVD)

Jo: "So Sabrina. How was cheerleading tryouts?"

Sabrina: "It was better than I expected."

Jo: "It turns out that you turned over a new leaf already."