Remano Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Sam: "FUCK YOU!!!!! I WANNA KEEP PLAYING!"

Announcer: "Jo faces against the most badly-behaved children Jo has ever encountered."

Meghann, Sam, Joshua, Bryce, Orla, and Jose: "GO FUCK ALL OF YOUR ASSES, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITHEADED ASSFUCK!"

Rowan: "Go and kill yourself!"

Announcer: "Rowan takes not one, not two, but four different types of drugs."

Jo: "Rowan has just been arrested for possession of crystal meth."

Announcer: "And babysitting is no good for the seven, especially that the troupe terrorizes the babysitters."

Rowan: "Everybody...3...2...1...ATTACK!"

Announcer: "Can Jo win against the seven?"

Jo: "Your behavior right now is annoying me!"

Announcer: "Or, will the seven send her away? Find out next."

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm in Lincoln, Nebraska, ready to help two parents with the most badly behaved children I have ever seen in my whole life."

???: "Hi, we're the Remano Family!"

Hugo: "I'm Hugo."

Bruna: "And my name is Bruna."

Katarina: "I'm Katarina, their 20-year-old oldest daughter who is pregnant with a child who is about to be born soon."

Bruna: "We have 8 children. Katarina is well-behaved, others are far from it. There's Rowan who is 14, Sam and Joshua who are 13, Meghann who is 11, Bryce is 6, Jose is 4, and Orla is 3."

Orla: "Daddy is a fat pig!"

Jose: "Daddy is simply brown all over!"

Bryce: "Daddy is a four-eyes! Daddy is a four-eyes!"

Hugo: "Orla, Jose, and Bryce are the worst behaved!!!!! They make fun of me for being quite fat but not obese, being Mexican-American, being bald, and wearing rose-colored glasses."

Orla, Jose, and Bryce: "Daddy's a baldy! Daddy's a baldy! Daddy's a baldy!"

Bruna: "I have very defiant and very aggressive kids. Rowan does illegal drugs but Sam destroys the drugs after he smugggled them."

Friend's mother on the phone: "Rowan was taking crystal meth and then Sam destroyed them."

[Sam throws Bruna's sewing kit out the window]

[Jose takes two dumps in Hugo's office]

Hugo: "Meghann is a very violent girl."

[Meghann aggressively attacks Bruna]

Meghann: "Fuck you, Bruna!"

Bruna: "She rules the house with her aggressive, bossy, and disrespectful behavior."

Bruna: "Go and do your homework!"

Meghann: "Not unless you will give my Winx Club DVD to me!"

[Joshua pushes Katarina's crush to the garbage can]

Joshua: "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S A GARBAGE!"

Orla, Jose, and Bryce: "Daddy is a Mexican baldy!"

[Orla spits in Hugo's face]

Bryce: "SHIT!"

Jo: "My word..."

Joshua: "Look at Katarina's big round belly!"

Hugo: “Sam is the worst extremely violent teenager ever in this family”

Hugo: “He stabs, punches, hits, bites and spits”

Hugo: "We tried every facility we could think of to adjust the kids' behavior from behavior modification camp to residential treatment center."

Bruna: "We also tried every reality TV show from World's Strictest Parents to Nanny 911."

Observation Begins
[Caller talks gibberesh]

Bruna: "What?! You gotta be kidding me!"

Jo: "Rowan has just been been arrested for possession of crystal meth."

[Jo walks in to see a pregnant 20-year-old young woman]

Danielle's 4th Birthday Party
Jo: "Later on, the younger children were invited to a neighbor kid's Disney Princess themed birthday party."

[Orla Remano, Bryce, Jose, and Katarina arrive with Sam at the kid's birthday party, which is taking place in the backyard]

Sam: "Mom asked me to chaperone Orla, Bryce, and Jose as they went over to Danielle's party since she had to go shopping. She was turning 4 years old that day. My most memorable year was last year. Danielle is Orla's best friend and a little sister of my late best friend, Chris. Chris died from a serious overdose on drugs last summer."

Katarina: "I decided to watch how fine it was going. I hoped it was going perfect, but it didn't."

[There is a magic show, a bubble show, a clown, Princess Aurora, face painting, balloon twisting, cotton candy, musical games, ponies, Princess Ariel, Princess Anna and Queen Elsa, an arts and crafts table, a Disney Princess moonwalk, a slushie machine, a Princess Castle cake, and a Disney Princess Piñata]

Danielle: "Thank you all for coming to my party."

[Bryce, Orla and Jose deposit their presents on the present table]

Danielle's mother: "I appreciate you children coming to Danielle's party."

Danielle: "Hi Orla!"

Orla: "Hi Danielle! How are you today?"

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

Danielle's mother: "Who wants to ride the ponies?"

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, Rowan, Sam, Meghann, Joshua, Bryce, Jose & Orla came over and started to kick off

Orla: FUCK YOU I WISH YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!

Sam: "FUCK YOU DANIELLE YOU STUPID SHIT!"

Meghann (yelling): "CHILL OUT!"

Rowan: "INCLUDE US!"

Joshua: "Yeah! We want to come too!"

Rowan: "Look at they are up to!"

Meghann: "Let's show them!"

[Meghann bites Danielle, causing her to scream]

Danielle: "MOMMY!"

Danielle's mother: "Oh, my god! What happened?!"

Danielle: "She bit me!"

Meghann: "DANIELLE! SHUT UP! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!"

[Danielle starts to cry ands runs to her mother]

Danielle: "SHE HIT ME!"

[Danielle’s mother soothes Danielle]

Danielle: "There there don't cry Danielle, you are my best friend...."

Sam: "SHUT UP DANIELLE!”

[Joshua inserts lit fireworks into the Disney Princess Piñata]

Joshua: "I am going to destroy the party."

[Joshua laughs devilishly]

Danielle: "No! Not my piñata! DADDY!"

[The piñata explodes]

Princess Aurora: "Is everybody okay?"

[Rowan pours beer and wine on Danielle's head]

Danielle: "DADDY!"

[Orla hits Rowan]

Orla: "No!"

[Sam stabs Orla with a pencil]

Sam: "NOBODY CARES ORLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Rowan downloads "Drop the World" by Lil' Wayne on the iPod changes the music to "Drop the World" by Lil' Wayne]

[Bryce hits Rowan really hard]

Bryce: "I HATE THAT SONG!"

[Sam punches Bryce]

Sam: "SHUT UP BRYCE!!!!!!!"

[Meghann bites Princess Aurora]

[Meghann pushes Princess Aurora to the garbage]

Meghann: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S GARBAGE!"

[Joshua pushes Princess Ariel to the garbage]

Joshua: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S GARBAGE AS WELL!"

[Bryce slams a slushie in Danielle's head]

[Jose slams beer in Danielle's face]

[Orla slams wine in Danielle's head]

[Sam places a rock, one of Danielle's party guests trips over it and sprains her ankle]

Guest: "Oof”

Sam: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!"

Rowan: "Don't care what happened!"

Joshua: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"

Meghann: "NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS PARTY IS BABYISH!"

Sam: STOP IT OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Guest: "Mommy, daddy, the party is getting messed up!"

Guest's father: "Oh, my! That's not a good thing! We don't want Danielle's party to be messed up, right?"

Guest's mother: "Oh, dear. That is bad news to me!"

Guest's father: "Oh, my lord!"

Guest: "Save the presents!"

Cut to:

Guest's father: "Save the cake!"

Guest: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Katarina: "Don't worry. You'll be fine."

Guest: "Thanks, Katarina. You are the best."

Sam: "FUCK OFF KATARINA!!!!!!!!"

Guest's father: "Please stop it!"

Sam: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!“

Guest: "No. That is no good!"

Sam: I HATE DISNEY PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meghann: "OH YES IT IS! NOW SHUT UP! DISNEY PRINCESS IS FOR BABIES!"

Guest: "Did she just call it "babies"? I think it fits my age."

Rowan: "Katarina's a fattie!"

Sam: SHUT UP ROWAN!!!!!!!!!

Katarina: "Knock it off! I'm nine months pregnant!"

Guest: "I want to come back to the party..."

Joshua: "SHUT UP!"

Sam: FUCK OFF JOSHUA

[Guest crying in her bed]

Rowan: "If you don't stop whinin', you're deserving a spanking and biting!"

Sam: SHUT UP, BE QUIET & CALM DOWN ROWAN!!!!!!!!!

Katarina: "Rowan, calm down!"

[Meghann bites the guest]

Katarina: "No, ma'am!"

Guest: "OWWW! MOMMY!"

Joshua: "Bad girl!"

Sam: STOP IT!!!!!!!!

[Joshua slams a slice of pizza in guest's face and laughs]

Meghann: "IT'S YOUR FAULT, WHINY ASSHOLE!"

Sam: SHUT UP MEGHANN!!!!!!!!

[Rowan pours beer and wine in guest's face]

Guest: "This has been the worst birthday party night ever!"

[Guest cries]

Meghann: "YOU CRYBABY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[Meghann gets a lamp from the guest's dresser and slams it in the guest's face]

Guest: "OWWW!"

[Guest cries]

Katarina: "No, ma'am!"

[Rowan throws a drug at Guest]

Guest: "OWWW!" (cries)

[Sam destroys the drugs]

[Joshua trips Guest off the bed]

Guest: "OWWW! IT HURTS!" (cries)

[Joshua kicks Guest's ankle]

Guest: "IT HURTS....SO MUCH!" (cries)

[Joshua sits on Guest's face]

Guest: "OWWWWWW! I'M DYING!" (cries)

Katarina: "HOW DARE YOU?!"

Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan: (sneering) "Go fuck your own ass, lady."

Sam: STOP IT OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Princess Anna and Queen Elsa arrive with Danielle's birthday cake]

[Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan get their respective foam fingers consisting of closed fists with only the middle finger extended]

[Danielle opens her first gift to reveal a Frozen blu-Ray, a Brave DVD, Tangled DVD]

[Sam destroys the presents]

[Sam inserts lit sparklers in the cake]

[The Disney Princess cake explodes all over everybody]

[Hugo and Bruna arrive at Danielle's]

Katarina: "WE ARE GOING HOME, NOW!!!!!!"

Orla: "FUCK OFF!" THIS PARTY IS BABYISH!"

Bryce: "I HATE DISNEY PRINCESS!"

Jose: "I WANTED MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE!"

Katarina: "I'm sorry Orla, Jose and Bryce, but Meghann, Joshua and Rowan have ruined Danielle's birthday."

Danielle's mother: (sobbing) "Mr. and Mrs. Remano! Hello!"

[Danielle's mother starts crying]

Danielle's mother: "Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan wrecked my daughter's pleasant celebration!"

Bruna: "What happened?"

Joshua: "Ohh, we helped out at the party. That's it."

Sam: “Shut up Joshua!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Katarina: "Phphph...yeah right you helped out at the party... You did bad things, all right."

Bruna: "What did they do?"

Katarina: "At first, everything turned out fine. But then all of a sudden, Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan came into Danielle's birthday party and Meghann bit Danielle and came crying to Orla. Joshua also inserted lit fireworks into the pinata and Rowan poured beer and wine on Danielle's head. They also changed the BGM to Drop the World by Lil' Wayne and pushed Princess Aurora and Princess Ariel to the garbage. There was also a slushie, beer, and wine smashed into Danielle's face. A party guest sprained her ankle because of Rowan and things got worse after that incident. Meghann bit the guest, Joshua slammed the guest with a slice of pizza in the face, Rowan poured beer and wine at the guest, Meghann got a lamp that hit the guest. Rowan threw a drug, Joshua tripped the guest off the bed, kicked the guest's ankle, and sat on her face. Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan also got their respective foam fingers consisting of closed fists with only the middle finger extended."

[Jo frowns at Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan]

Sam: "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bryce, Orla, and Jose: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! FUCK OFF! WE DON’T CARE ABOUT CHRIS!"

[Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann roll their eyes]

Sam: "You really hurt his sister. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, she looked forward to celebrating her birthday with her family and friends, and you also hurt her parents because they worked very hard to host a party for their daughter to make her happy. You even hurt her friends because they might not want to come back to her house again. Do you understand that?"

Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann: "NO! YOU DIDN'T INVITE US AND YOU DESERVED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

Sam: “STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!”

Katarina: "Tell the family you're sorry."

Rowan: "I WILL NOT MAKE AN APOLOGY!"

Joshua: "I WON'T EITHER!"

Meghann: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO!"

Sam: SHUT UP! FUCK YOU! MAKE AN APOLOGY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugo: SAMUEL LAWERNCE REMANO!!! DO NOT SWEAR IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jo gets very angry with Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann]

Jo: "What you've done really hurt everyone's feelings including me! It was also very selfish and hurtful."

Rowan: (sneering) "Duh, we did it anyway."

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice]

Jo: "KNOCK IT OFF! I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR ELECTRONICS FOR TONIGHT IF YOU CONTINUE MISBEHAVING!"

Sam: YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!! JO SHOULD FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

Meghann: "You are terrible, motherfucking asswipe!"

Hugo: "Let's say goodbye to everybody at the party and then we're leaving."

Orla: "GOODBYE FUCKER."

Bryce and Jose: "Bye bye you silly grapefruit."

Party Aftermath
[Back at home, Bruna is childing Joshua, Rowan and Meghann]

Bruna: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE RUINED DANIELLE'S BIRTHDAY! SHE WAS ORLA'S BEST FRIEND WHO SHE ENJOYS SPENDING SOME TIME WITH!"

[Meghann, Joshua and Rowan begin writing their essays and apology letters to Danielle and her parents under Bruna's supervision. The essays are horrible and the letters are not even apology letters]

[Meghann's essay only reads "PISS OFF! ORLA IS GETTING A SPANKING AND A BITING! I WON'T BE SORRY STUPID BITCH ASS HOE!"]

[Joshua's essay only reads "SHUT UP BITCH, SUCK MY SMELLY DICK! I DON'T CARE IF CHRIS DIED OF A SERIOUS OVERDOSE ON DRUGS! I HOPE HE GOES TO HELL AND GETS RAPED BY SATAN!"]

[Rowan's essay only reads "I QUADRUPLE-DOG DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"]

Bruna: "I do not appreciate this,"

[Joshua's sorry note reads "Stinky stinky grapefruits, I am not sorry!"]

[Rowan smuggles a drug]

[Sam destroys the drugs]

Sam: FUCK YOU ROWAN!!!!!! DRUGS ARE NOT HEALTHY!"

[Rowan's sorry note reads "Smuggle cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, and heroin."]

[Meghann's sorry note reads "WHO CARES ABOUT A DUMB OLD FUCKING MOMENT THAT OVERCOMES THE DEATH OF A FAMILY FRIEND?! NOT ME! AND SAM, WHO'S MOTHERFUCKING RESPONSIBILITY IS IT THAT THEY HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING BFF? YOURS!"]

[Sam destroys the essay & sorry notes]

Sam: "FUCK YOU ROWAN, JOSHUA & MEGHANN!"

Parent Talk
Jo: "I'm here to talk to you about your children."

Bruna: "I feel like the children are against me."

Hugo: "My parents were killed by a ninja, sending me to an orphanage for one month. I had a serious medical condition called Type 1 Diabetes because I was overweight. It hit my adoptive parents like a ton of bricks."

Jo: "Rowan has been expelled from schools for using and selling drugs, hasn't he?"

Hugo: "Rowan doesn't respect me at all. I feel like I'm the enemy to him."

Jo: "You've got to step up to the plate and take charge, otherwise your son Rowan will be in jail for drug possessions."

Hugo: "I tried everything to lose weight to gain self-confidence back; I tried diet pills, every fat diet, every kind of exercise, every weight loss gimmick you see on TV...everything. Nothing works! But I am not obese. I don't even have Diabetes anymore. I thought I was the strict one."

Bruna: "The children ruined Thanksgiving for my husband's friends and family. Me, Hugo, Katarina, and all our children were at his mother's house for Thanksgiving dinner."

Hugo: "My mother Roberta was cooking the turkey, my brothers, sister, cousin, nieces, nephews, and friends were all here."

Jo: "Oh, my. what happened?"

Hugo: " "

Bruna: " "

House Rules
Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce some house rules. Rule number one: Listen and obey. Rule number two: Use indoor voices. Rule number three: No disrespecting home,"

Sam: "Oh fuck off, I ain't listening!"

Hugo: "Sam, listen to Jo please."

Jo: "No talking back or swearing,"

Joshua: "GRAPEFRUIT!"

Jo: "Do not call me anymore names or you will go in timeout."

Discipline
Jo: "Hugo and Bruna never discipline their children, so today, I introduced some discipline techniques."

Jo: "We have the most badly behaved children I have ever encountered. The household needs discipline. The children were always pushing the limits, and the parents never even discipline their children."

Nicole: "Who are the children?"

Jo: "We have Katarina, age 20, Rowan, age 14, Joshua, age 13, Sam, age 13, Meghann, age 11, Bryce, age 6, Jose, age 4, and Orla, age 3. Katarina is the only well-behaved child. The other children are very far worse. They are crude, have violent outbursts, and they have been expelled from a total of around 50 schools."

Nicole: "Okay. The best discipline for Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Meghann and Bryce is the Reflection Room."

Jo: "What about Orla and Jose?"

Nicole: "Give Orla the Naughty Pit and Jose the Naughty Platform."

(back to the Remano Family household)

Jo: "I'd love you to use the Naughty Pit for Orla."

Hugo: "I think it sounds like a good idea."

Jo: "The Naughty Pit is for children 3 and under, so I'm also introducing you the Naughty Platform."

Bruna: "Can we use the platform for Bryce, Rowan, Sam, Joshua, and Meghann, too?"

Jo: "No. Just give them the Reflection Room."

Bruna: "Okay."

Naughty Pit, Naughty Platform and Reflection Room
Jo: "It wasn't long before Sam started to kick off."

Bruna: "Sam, it's time for lunch, so you need to turn off your XBOX One."

Sam: "FUCK YOU! I WANNA KEEP PLAYING!"

Bruna: "Then, I'm taking away your XBOX One."

Sam: "NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING XBOX ONE!"

Bruna: "Yes I can, because I am your mother and I make the rules, not you!"

[Bruna confiscates Sam's XBOX One]

Sam: "Return my XBOX One before I punch you in the fucking lip!"

Bruna: "Don't even think about it! Just wait until your father gets home!"

Sam: "NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE IT TO ME!"

Bruna: "Wait until your father hears about this!"

Sam: "BUT IT IS MINE! THE XBOX ONE IS MINE!"

Jo: "Sam, stop this nonsense! If you continue to act this way, you're going to the Reflection Room."

Sam: "I shall keep acting like this until you return my XBOX One!"

[Katarina is in her bedroom, working on her term paper for Psychology when she hears the ruckus]

Katarina: Ugh, I hate it when I can't get my work done because of all of this drama!

[Sam draws a picture on the wall in Hugo's bedroom of someone resembling the owner being struck to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller, alongside Bruna, Jo, and Katarina]

Jo: "When I saw what Sam, Orla, and Jose were doing, I suggested them go to timeout."

[Orla spits in Hugo's face, while Jose takes a dump in Hugo's office]

Jo: "Sam, you're going in the Reflection Room, Jose, you're going on the Naughty Platform, and Orla, you're going to the Naughty Pit."

Sam: "GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE!!! YOU CAN'T DISCIPLINE US! WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!"

Orla: YEAH!!! IF YOU TAKE US TO TIMEOUT, THEN WE WILL GIVE YOU FUCKERS HELL!!!

Jose: THAT'S RIGHT!!! FUCK OFF OR DIE!!!

Jo: "Meanwhile, Hugo was trying to get Bryce to turn off the television."

[Hugo cleans the saliva off his face, and goes over to Bryce, who is watching Dino Dan on TV]

Hugo: "Turn off the TV please. It's lunchtime."

Bryce: "NO, I'M NOT TURNING OFF THE TV, YOU MEXICAN, FOUR-EYED SP*C! NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH A GODDAMN FLYSWATTER!"

Jo: "Bryce was having none of it and was being disrespectful."

Jo: "Give him a warning because we are not having this behavior anymore."

Hugo: "Bryce, this is your warning. Don't use abusive language towards your father. If you do it again, I will be taking you for timeout into the Reflection Room for 6 minutes. Do you understand?"

Bryce: "FUCK OFF, BROWN BALDY BITCH!"

Jo: "Take him by the hand, Hugo."

Jo: "I suggested Hugo to take Bryce to the Reflection Room."

Hugo: "All right, I warned you about making fun of me. Now you're going to the Reflection Room for 6 minutes right now. Let's go,"

Bryce: NO!!! FUCK YOU!!!

[Hugo deposits Bryce to the Reflection Room and Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Jo: "Stay there and listen to me, please."

[Hugo pays attention]

Jo: "You have been placed here because you were spitting at your father's face. Now you stay in this pit for 3 minutes."

[Bruna deposits Sam to the Reflection Room and Jose to the Naughty Platform]

Bruna: "You will sit in the Naughty Platform for 4 minutes for taking a dump in your father's office."

[Cut to Jo in the Reflection Room]

Jo: "Sam, you do not draw on the wall, especially in dad's office. The picture is also very mean and very hurtful. Bryce, you do not make fun of daddy just because he is bald or Mexican. Sam, stay there for 13 minutes, and Bryce, stay there, like daddy said for 6 minutes."

Jo: But if you thought the kids would behave, think again!

[Bryce changes the channel to a music video for Graveland's "Lodowy Labirynt"]

Bruna: Turn it off. We're not listening to Graveland.

Bryce: FUCK YOU!!! GRAVELAND IS GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR TRYING TO TAKE ME TO TIMEOUT!!!

Orla: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Jose: YEAH!!! FUCK GRAVELAND!!! ROB DARKEN CAN EAT MY ASS!!!

Hugo: Stop swearing you two and go back to timeout!

Ask Supernanny
Jo: "Parents, your teenager wants to babysit to earn money. When do you feel that you can trust her to accept the babysitting job?"

Jose picks on Hugo
Jose: Hey, baldie! You look like Jeff Bezos if he wore blackface!

Hugo: Jose, that is not nice! Say sorry!

Jose: Like I'd apologize to a bald fuck like you!

Dining Out
Katarina: "Since I am pregnant, I am not allowed to have raw meat, deli meat, fish with mercury, smoked seafood, raw shellfish, raw eggs, soft cheeses, unpasteurized milk, caffeine or alcohol."

[The family are seated round the table]

Waiter: "How are we folks this evening?"

Jo: "It's fine, we have seven kids who just aren't so adventurous when it comes to food."

Waiter: I understand. I have a daughter who really despises vegetables!

Jose: "GO AWAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"

Orla: YEAH!!! GO KISS MY ASS!!!

Bruna: "Jose Michael Remano and Orla Patricia Remano! This is your warning. If you talk rudely to this waiter again, you two will go to timeout when we get home."

Jose: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Orla: YEAH!!! FUCK THIS GAY ASS PLACE!!!

Bruna: "Order your food and act like a good boy and girl now."

Jose: "NO!!!!!"

Orla: THAT'S RIGHT!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING STINKING CUNTS!!!

Meghann: "Can I use the bathroom?"

Bruna: "Sure."

[Meghann goes to the bathroom]

Meghann: I will steal all the toilet paper!

[Meghann steals the toilet paper and throws it at the table]

Bruna: Knock it off!

Meghann: Don't make me make an even bigger mess with the toilet paper!

Bryce, Jose, and Orla cause mayhem
Jose: Hey, whore!

[Jose throws his shrimp at Meghann]

Meghann: "HEY!!! PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, YOU FUCKING CREEP!!!!!"

Bruna: "JOSE MICHAEL REMANO!!!! DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO THROW SHRIMP AT YOUR BIG SISTER?!?!?!?"

Jose: "YES I DO!!!!!!"

Bruna: "I DON'T, NOW EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!"

Jose: "NO, NO!!!!! I WANT COOKIE NOW!!!!!!"

Bruna: YOU WILL NOT GET A COOKIE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!!!

Jo: Bruna, there is no need to shout back at the kids.

Meghann: "Will this fucking asswipe ever eat his dinner?"

Jose: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP, MEGHANN THE WHORE?!?! I DON'T WANT DINNER!!!!! GIVE ME DESSERT!!!!!! I WANT A MILLION COOKIES NOW!!!!!!!!!!"

Rowan: "This kid's will is strong."

[Rowan snaps at Jose]

Rowan: "HEY DUDE, EAT YOUR PEAS OR ELSE ME AND BRYCE WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!"

Bryce: FUCK YEAH!!! AND I WILL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO GRAVELAND TOO!!!

Jose: "SHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP, ALL OF YOU!!!!!! GIVE ME DESSERT!!!!!!!!"

Hugo: "You will have your desert when you eat your dinner."

Jose: "NO, NO, NO, NO, GIMME CAKE!!!!!! ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meghann: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS UP, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!

[Orla smacks Meghann in the face and throws her soup at Joshua]

Bruna: "Orla Patricia Remano, knock it off!"

Orla: EAT MY ASS, MOMMY!!!

Joshua: "YOU WILL START WITH THE STEAK, PEAS, AND MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!!!"

Jose: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PUDDING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"

Orla: "YEAH!!! GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PUDDING POOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jose and Orla begin to have a food fight]

Bruna: "JOSE MICHAEL AND ORLA PATRICIA!!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF OR I WILL SPANK YOUR FATASSES WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Bruna, stop there. I'll show you."

[Jo gets angry with Jose and Orla]

Jo: "This behavior is upsetting me! I want you two to sit down and eat your dinner! Stop being naughty!"

Jose (sneering): "I DON'T WANT TO!!!! I WISH YOU ALL WERE DEAD!!!!!!!"

Jo: "I hope you don't mean that, Jose! What you said to me was really unacceptable!"

Jose: "SHUT UP, STINKY!!!!!!!"

[At this point, everyone is staring at the Remano family and Jo]

Guest #1: Who are these weird kids?

Guest #2: I don't know, but they're interrupting my meal!

Jose: HOW ABOUT YOU SHITHEADS FUCK OFF OR ELSE I WILL SLAM YOUR FOOD DOWN THE FUCKING GROUND?!?!

Bruna: "SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GODDAMN DINNER NOW, JOSE!!!!!!!!!"

Jose: NOT UNTIL YOU FUCK OFF, SLUT!!!

[Jose cartwheels to another table]

Teenage girl: "Who are you? Get away from me!"

Jose: "I'M LEAVING CAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME PUDDING POP!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "I'm not giving you a pudding pop because of your behavior right now."

Jose: "GIVE ME A PUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG POOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hugo: NO!!! SIT DOWN!!!

'''Hugo: "If we would have given him the pudding pop, then he would've eaten his dinner like his well-behaved sister Katarina." '''

Bruna: "Jose, sit down at eat your steak, please."

Jose: "FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!! I WANNA GET A PUDDING POP!!!!!!!!!!"

Bruna: DON'T MAKE ME SPANK YOU!!!

Jo: "Hold on, Bruna, stop right here! Jose, sit down in the chair and get on with eating your dinner and stop throwing this temper tantrum! Do you understand?"

Jose: "SHUT UP!!!!!!"

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice at Jose]

Jo: "THIS BEHAVIOR OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW IS MAKING PEOPLE STARE AT US! NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR DINNER LIKE A GOOD BOY!"

Jose: "NO!!! I WANNA GET A PUDDING POP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH, JOSE!!!! EVERYONE IN THIS RESTAURANT IS VERY UPSET, INCLUDING ME!!!! NOW ACT LIKE A GOOD BOY AND EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!"

Jose: "GIVE ME A PUDDING POP NOW, YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!!"

Jo: NEVER!!!

Jo: And then, out of nowhere, Jose began to sing "I Want It Now" by Veruca Salt!

Jose: (singing) ...I want a feast...I want a bean feast, cream buns and donuts, and fruit cakes with no nuts, so good you could go nuts, give it to me.......no, now....I want a ball, I want a party...pink macaroons, and a million balloons, and performing baboons...give it to me nowwwww...I want the world, I want the world...I want to lock it all up in my pocket, it's my bar of chocolate...give it to me nowwww...I want today, I want tomorrow...I want to wear braids in my hair and I don't wanna share 'em!!!! I want a party with roomfulls of laughter...ten thousand tons of ice cream...and if I don't get the things I am after...I'm...going to...scre-e-eaaaaaaammmmm! I want the works, I want the whole works! Presents and prizes, and sweets and surprises, of all shapes and sizes, and now! Don't care how, I want it now! Don't care how...I want it no-o-owwwwwww!

Meghann: (furious) "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cares?!?!?! No pudding pop for you!"

Bruna: "I cracked up when Meghann acted like Meryl Streep when she was in Into the Woods and screamed 'WHO CARES!' like a mother when she's angry. I could tell she's a big #1 Meryl fan."

Bruna: "Good one, Meg!"

Meghann: "Thank you."

[This short piece of harmony is quickly dropped when Bryce hits Meghann]

Meghann: OUCH!!!

Bryce: "I DON'T WANT DINNER EITHER!!!!!!"

Orla: "GIVE US DESSERT OR ELSE WE WILL DESTROY THIS RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "Bryce Robert, Jose Michael, and Orla Patricia Remano, sit down and eat your dinner dinner like well-behaved children."

Bryce: "GIVE ME DESSERT OR I WILL GET OJ SIMPSON TO KILL Y0UR ASSES AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!"

Meghann: "I see Jim and Tammy Bakker over there being silly."

Katarina: "You think they're Jim and Tammy Bakker, huh, Meg?"

Meghann: "Yep."

Nighttime Nightmare
Bruna: I am very disappointed in your behaviors! We're never taking you guys to another restaurant until you guys can learn to behave!

Rowan: Man, fuck this! I'm done with this fucking family!

[Rowan runs to his friends' house]

[Sam snatches his mother's credit card when she isn't looking, runs outside, and dials a number to Best Buy]

Jo: "To my shock, I found out that Sam used his mother's credit card to buy things on the phone at Best Buy."

Sam: "I would like Papa's Burgeria HD, Cut the Rope, Angry Birds HD, Temple Run 2, Singing Fingers, Monster Magic, Flow, Touch the Dead, Ultimate Mortal Kombat, a Nintendo DSi XL, Jetpack Joyride, Bad Piggies HD, a Nintendo 3DS, Driver: Renegade, Nine Hours, The Walking Dead, Tiny Wings, a Wii U, a XBOX One, Castle Crashers, Fruit Ninja Kinect, a 16GB SD Card, Real Steel, Mad Riders, NFL Blitz, Harms Way, Dungeon Defenders, Bang Bang Racing, Flow's Green, Blue, and Purple packs, Kitchen Carnage, a Nintendo Wii Console Pro, four 5000 nintendo points cards, and five $20 retail price cards please."

[Joshua snatches his father's credit card when he isn't looking, joins Sam outside, and dials a number]

Joshua: "Which number can I get guns?"

[Meghann snatches Katarina's credit card, joins the twin teens outside, and dials a number]

Joshua: "I'm going to get guns."

Meghann: "I'm dialing a number to Target."

Bryce: I'm going to order a bunch of Graveland CDs on Discogs.

Sam: "And I already dialed a number to Best Buy!"

Katarina: "Hey, where'd my Discover credit card go? It was in my wallet. Mom, Dad, my Discover card is gone!"

Meghann: "MP3 Player and a 128GB SD Card."

Jo: "It turns out that Meghann took her older sister's credit card."

Hugo: "And so is my MasterCard credit card. It's missing!"

Jo: "And it turns out that Joshua used Dad's card to buy guns."

Joshua: "Rifle, uzi, and shotgun please."

Jo: "I cannot believe the older children took the adults' credit cards. It's just appalling."

Bruna: "Did a ghost take it?"

Sam: "I'll get my stuff in no time!"

Bruna: "I think a ghost took my Visa credit card."

Katarina: "I don't think ghosts are real, mother."

Bruna: "I know. Ghosts aren't real. Those are not ghosts, those are Sam, Joshua and Meghann."

Joshua: "GHOSTS ARE GRAPEFRUITS, TOO!"

Meghann: "And Katarina will go in the motherfucking Reflection Room if she returns my stuff!"

Sam: “Fuck you Meghann and Joshua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Katarina: "If my credit cards get stolen, I should notify the credit card company ASAP and cancel my cards."

Shared Play
Jo: To help the kids get along, I wanted to try out a technique called Shared Play.

Snack Jar Technique
[We see a lot of rubbish on the table]

Jo: "What is this?"

[Jo discovers Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, Drake's Ring Dings, Wonka Nerds Rope, Wonka's Nerds, Hersey's Mr. Goodbar, Gummy Bears, Fruity Pebbles, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, Reese's Pieces, Sour Patch Kids, Laffy Taffies and gummy worms on the table]

Rowan: That is a lot of unhealthy snacks

[Joshua, Meghann & Rowan throw them in the trash]

[Sam punches Joshua, Rowan, and Meghann in the stomach]

Sam: “SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!”

Jo: “YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Sam: BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN, SHITCUNT!!!

Treats Tantrum
Bryce: “WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?! WHERE DID ALL MY MOTHERFUCKING TREATS GO!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jo: ”We are throwing them out because they are not good for you.”

Jose: ”ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SERIOUS?!?! I DID NOT GET TO EAT THEM YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jo: “It is because you are not going to.”

Orla: “WE WANT OUR TREATS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jose: YEAH!!! GIVE US BACK OUR TREATS OR ELSE WE WILL FUCK YOU CUNTHOLES UP!!!

Bryce: AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT OUR MOTHERFUCKING ASSES FOR LIFE!!!

Jo: This is your warning! If you all keep this up, then you will go straight to timeout!

Jose: OH, SO YOU CHOSE DEATH, HUH?!?! WELL BE READY TO FACE OUR MOTHERFUCKING WRATH!!!

[Jose slams soda cans on the floor, causing the soda to spill and make a mess]

Bruna: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

[Orla then slams milk and peanuts on the floor, causing an even bigger mess]

Hugo: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

Jose: NO!!! FUCK OFF!!!

Orla: AND GO EAT THIS FUCKING SHIT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TOO!!!

[Bryce then blasts Graveland's "White Beasts of Wotan" on the Bluetooth speakers]

Jo: Bryce, turn off the speaker and go straight to timeout right now!

Bryce: OKAY, BITCH ASS HOE!!!

[Bryce throws the speakers at the mess, damaging it]

Toy Confiscation
Jo: "Orla, Jose and Bryce, these are going to be your Toy Time Out boxes."

Jo: "Meghann, Joshua, Sam and Rowan, these boxes of yours will be for your electronics."

Jo: "Hugo and Bruna, we're going to give them 10 toys each to play with. Whenever a child comes along and breaks something that belongs to someone else, we're going to take away one of their toys. The only way the child can retrieve it back is to behave in a manner that would warrant them to get their toy back out of that box."

White Sheets
Jo: "Today, I brought in the white sheets. Mom and Dad never disallowed their kids to touch, use, or go."

Jo: "This is the white sheets. Whenever they see the white sheet, it means not touchable. No touch, no use, and no go."

Bruna: "I think that sounds like a good idea."

[Bruna, Katarina and Hugo each tie a white sheet around their wallets]

Bruna: "Rowan, just for you, Sam, Meghann, Joshua, Bryce, Orla and Jose, when you see object or area marked with a white sheet, it means not touchable. No touch, no use and no go."

[Hugo ties a white sheet around the doorknob to his private study room]

[Bruna wraps a white sheet around the doorknob to the master bedroom]

[Hugo and Bruna wrap their wallet in their white sheets]

[Katarina ties a white sheet around the doorknob to her baby's nursery]

Busted Big Time
Hugo: "Sam, how did all that stuff get here?"

Sam: "I ordered them on my phone and paid them on yer wife's Visa credit card in the middle of the night."

Jo: "It turns out that the so-called ghosts were really the pre-teen teenagers."

Hugo: "Wait, I thought your mother had it with her. You know what? All of this is going back to the store ASAP!"

Bruna: "When I heard that, I also found guns in Joshua's bedroom and Graveland CDs in Bryce's room."

Bruna: "I also found some guns in Joshua's bedroom and Graveland CDs in Bryce's room. Where did they get them?"

Joshua: "We ordered them on my phone and paid them on yer husband's MasterCard credit card in the middle of the night."

Bruna: "They are also going back to the store ASAP!"

Katarina: "I found a package in the mail and it was for Meghann. I've noticed an MP3 Player and a 128GB SD card."

[Katarina walks over to Meghann]

Katarina: "How did you get the MP3 Player and SD card?"

Meghann: "I ordered them on my phone and paid them on your Discovery credit card in the middle of the night."

Katarina: "Guess what? They're both going in the store ASAP!"

Sam: "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!"

Joshua: DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!!

Bryce: YEAH!!! I LOVE MY CDS!!!

Meghann: IF YOU RETURN THEM, THEN WE'RE GONNA REIGN HELL ON THIS FUCKING FAMILY!!!

[Hugo and Bruna get in their car]

[Katarina goes in her car]

Jo: "For what you did, you're all going to the Reflection Room. Didn't you even pay close attention to the white sheet? It means, not touchable. No touch!"

[Jo sends Sam, Joshua, Bryce, and Meghann to the Reflection Room]

Jo: "What you did is annoying me!"

Meghann: (sneering) "Duh! We did it anyway."

Jo: "Meghann, you just lost your cell phone; Joshua, you lost your iPod Touch; Bryce, you lost your iPad; and Sam, you lost your XBOX 360."

Meghann: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!

Bryce: YEAH!!! IF YOU TAKE THEM, THEN WE WILL FORCE YOU TO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SKANK!!!

[Jo confiscates Meghann's cell phone, Joshua's iPod Touch, Bryce's iPad, and Sam's XBOX 360]

[The four kids escape from the Reflection Room]

[Sam smashes the crystal ball]

[Jose smashes the fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat]

[Bryce shatters the windows and spray paints the walls]

[Meghann kicks and bites Jo]

[Meghann knocks over a table]

Jo: "If you carry on, not only that I will automatically double your time periods, but you all will lose ALL of your privileges! Now you four must return to the Reflection Room otherwise your things are confiscated!"

Meghann: "Well, the adults should've thought about it before they returned the stuff we wanted!"

Bryce: Yeah! And Rob Darken will stab them to death with his sword!

Jo: "That's it! You've now lost your cell phones for three weeks!"

Meghann: OH FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FATASS!!!

[Rowan throws a drug at Jo]

[Sam destroys the drugs]

Sam: I WILL KILL YOU ROWAN!!!!!!!!!

Bryce: AND YOU WILL EAT MY FUCKING ASS, SAM!!!

Jo: "Let's go. Reflection Room."

[Jo takes Rowan to the Reflection Room]

Rowan: NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH!!!

[Rowan moves out and snatches Jo's Visa credit card]

Rowan: (on the phone) "I would like an XBOX 360 please."

Jo: "Now this action will double your time period to 28 minutes. You've also lost your cell phone for three weeks. I am also canceling my card so you cannot complete the transaction."

Rowan: GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, JACKASS FUCK!!!

[Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, and Orla Remano work together scribbling some naughty words and pictures of Katarina, Bruna, Hugo, and Jo being struck by lightning and specific cars and run over by steamrollers, on all walls using crayons and markers]

[Orla runs outside and Jo tries to chase after Orla Remano, but Orla Remano dashes right in the house and locks Jo outside]

Orla: "Jo-Jo's a poopoo n****r!"

Jo: "Do not call me that! Open the door right now!"

Orla Remano: "NO!"

Bryce: Come on, asswipes! let's fuck this house up!

Jo: "Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, and Orla were not giving in during the absences of Katarina, Hugo, and Bruna, and they even locked me out!"

[Jose pees a very long path on the floor]

[Bryce blasts Graveland's "Following the Voice of Blood" album on the Bluetooth speakers]

[Sam throws Bruna's cosmetic kit out the window and it lands in Jo's face]

[Rowan pours beer and wine on the parents' desktop computer, breaking it]

[Orla Remano beheads some dolls on the fizz ball table]

[Jose knocks over the fizz ball table]

[Meghann takes a dump on Hugo's office and smears it on his desk]

[Joshua pees everywhere in Katarina's bedroom]

[Sam slices Bruna's favorite CD in 32 pieces with his fist]

[Orla Remano trahses the Reflection Room and smashes the door down with a hammer]

[Jose takes five dumps on the Naughty Platform and sprays it down with Mountain Dew]

[Katarina, Hugo, and Bruna return home]

[The seven work together ripping the white sheets and throw them in the trash bag]

[Eventually, the three return to the house]

Bruna: "Is that my cosmetic kit?"

Jo: "It has to be. It was thrown out of your house."

Hugo: "Jo, what are you doing outside?"

[Bruna collects her cosmetic kit]

Jo: "I was locked out by your children. They might've done something bad."

Bruna: "We'll go in and take a look."

[The four noticed a picture of some four resembling them being struct and crushed to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller. They then continue walking around the house to examine any damage on objects, furniture, and the walls]

Katarina: "When I came home, I noticed me, my parents, and Jo being struct by cars, lightning, and a steamroller. I also saw so much damage, poo, and pee on certain belongings around the house, and Graveland was being blasted throughout the house. I was like 'OMG!'"

Bruna: "No, ma'ams! No, sirs! Why would you do that?"

Meghann: "That fucking whore ass cunt Katarina did it."

Bruna: "She did not. She wasn't even here while we were gone."

Joshua: "Blame that hoe Katarina!"

Bruna: "Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Meghann, and Bryce! All of you! It's your butts in the reflection room!"

Rowan: "We all ain't going there, especially since Orla destroyed that shit!"

Jo: "Then, we're gonna send you to your rooms!"

[Bruna noticed that the reflection room is trashed]

Bruna: "I've noticed that the reflection room was trashed to a point where it barely resembled a room. I could not believe it happened."

Orla Remano: "All of you are poo-poo assfucks!"

[Bruna ignores Orla's comment and confiscates Rowan's iPhone, Meghann's Nintendo 3DS XL, Sam's PSP, Joshua's iPod Nano and Bryce's Graveland CDs and Nintendo Wii U games, consoles included]

[The box falls and breaks]

Bruna: Not the Toy Jail Box!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rowan: Good! You're not taking our fucking shit!

Hugo: "You deserve a trip to the Naughty Pit."

Orla Remano: "NO! I DON'T WANNA GO!"

Bruna: "As for you, Jose, you're going to the Naughty Platform."

Jose: BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

[Hugo deposits Orla in the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Dora the Explorer plush doll by placing it in the toy time-out box]

Hugo: "Your Dora's in toy jail."

Orla: "I WANT DORA! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"

Bruna: "In the Naughty Platform, Jose."

[Jose spits at Bruna's leg]

Bruna: "Oh, my god! Jose! That was so disgusting. Please do not spit at me."

Jose: BACK AWAY, WHORE!!!

[Bruna confiscates Jose's by placing it in the toy time-out box]

[Bruna notices the mess on the Naughty Platform]

Burna: "Oh, my god!"

[Bruna goes into Katarina's bedroom and examines alot of pee]

Bruna: "Oh, my god!"

[Bruna examines alot of pee on the floor]

Bruna: "Oh, my god!"

Jose: "I've done a wee!"

Jo: "And then all of a sudden, Jose did a very gross deed by urinating everywhere in the floor."

[Jose and Orla escape timeout]

Katarina: "Jose and Orla, get back in timeout right now."

Meghann: "Katarina, I think they grew up to be Jim and Tammy Bakker."

Jo: "How does Meghann know about Jim and Tammy Bakker?"

Meghann: "I learned about them in school."

Jo: "You seem like a very smart girl."

Meghann: "Indeed."

[Sam duct tapes Rowan, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, And Orla’s mouth shut with super glue]

Sam: “SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Hugo: “SAM STOP IT!!! YOU'RE ACTING VERY NAUGHTY RIGHT NOW!!!”

Sam: YOU SAY THAT LIKE I GIVE A SHIT!!! WELL GUESS WHAT?!?! I DON'T!!!

Onward
Katarina: "Now, all of you can go in the Reflection Room."

Rowan: "Get lost, Round belly!"

Sam: "Shove it, whorecunt!"

Joshua: "Bite me, you grapefruit!"

Katarina: (to Rowan, Sam and Joshua) "Follow me, boys."

[Katarina takes Meghann and Bryce by their hands]

Meghann: (biting Katarina) "Don't you dare touch me!"

Bryce: "Leave us alone, bitch ass hoe!"

Katarina: "Don't do that!"

[Katarina goes over to Jose]

Jose: "GET LOST, BIG BELLY!"

Katarina: "Okay, Jose you're going on the Naughty Platform."

Jose: "NO!"

Katarina: "Come on."

[Katarina goes over to Orla]

Orla: "I don't like you."

Katarina: "Orla, do not do that."

Orla: "Go away, stinky-brain!"

Katarina: "Right! Naughty Pit for you, young lady!"

Orla: "Leave me alone, poo-poo head!"

[Orla runs away]

Orla: "There's no way you can catch me, not with that round belly!"

[Katarina deposits 10 beanbags in the pit]

Jose (singing mockingly): "Diamond, daisies, round belly, that girl."

[Katarina looks at Jose, who covers his mouth with his hand]

11 minutes later 

Meghann: "I'm sorry."

Katarina: "You can get out of the Reflection Room now, Meghann. And what do you have to say to me, Bryce?"

Bryce: "I DON'T WANNA SAY I'M SORRY, BECAUSE I'M NOT!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME CALL ROB DARKEN SO HE CAN FUCK YOU UP!!!"

DVD Meeting
Jo: "Hugo, Bruna and Katarina, I'm going to show you a DVD to show you what you have been up to when I'm gone for a few days."

[Jo plays the DVD]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Let's stop right here for a moment."

[Jo plays the DVD]

Katarina: "WARNING! If you say that again then you're going in the Reflection Room."

[Sam walks over to Meghann]

Meghann: "Here comes Carmine Ragusa again."

Sam: "Hiya, Shoil."

[Katarina laughs]

Katarina: "RIGHT!! Naughty Platform!"

Jose: "HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHITHEAD?!?!"

Katarina: "Come with me now, young man!"

[Katarina takes Jose by his hand and drags him to the Naughty Platform]

The Seven's Epic Tantrum (Part 1)
Jo: "Later on, the seven wanted to have chocolate chip cookies and watch their favorite programs on DVDs, but they were not allowed."

[The seven go over to Katarina]

Orla: "Katarina, can we eat cookies and watch TV?"

Meghann: "I want to, too!"

Katarina: "Nope, we're gonna have supper soon."

[The seven go over to Bruna]

Sam: "YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! LET US WATCH TV AND EAT COOKIES!"

Joshua: "Grapefruit, leave yourself alone! You are a fucking garbage asswipe!"

Rowan: "Cram it! Just let us eat cookies and watch TV!"

Bruna: "Not tonight kids, we're having salmon and Hawaiian Shrimp."

[The seven go over to Hugo]

Bryce: "Yuck, I hate salmon!"

Jose: "Shrimp is disgusting!"

Hugo: "Especially Hawaiian shrimp!"

Sam: "You just ran out of ideas! Congratulations!"

[Sam punches Hugo in the stomach]

[Joshua swings Hugo to the garbage]

Joshua: "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S A GARBAGE!"

Katarina goes into Labor
Jo: "It wasn't long before Katarina went into labor with her child."

Katarina: "Oh, my god! My water broke!"

Bruna: "HUGO! Call 911, QUICK!"

[Hugo rushes over to the phone and calls an ambulance straight away]

Katarina: "Oh, god...help me...please let my baby be okay..."

Hugo: "I need an ambulance for my daughter Katarina Remano ASAP!"

911 Dispatcher: "The ambulance is on its way."

[The paramedics arrive with a wheelchair]

Bruna: "Hugo and Jo, I'm going with Katarina to the hospital."

Hugo: "Okay and we'll try to get those seven to stop their tantrums."

[Katarina is loaded into the ambulance and Bruna tries to comfort her]

[Bruna calls Katarina's boyfriend on her cell phone]

Bruna: "Pierre, are you there? Katarina is in labor and the baby is coming! She needs you at the hospital!"

[cut to: Pierre's mother driving him to the hospital in her car]

[cut to: Katarina at the hospital]

Bruna: "Don't worry, baby, your boyfriend's coming any second now."

[Pierre arrives]

Pierre: "Katarina, I'm here, it's okay."

Doctor: "Okay, Katarina, are you ready?"

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy,"

Katarina: "Your name will be Aidan, darling."

The Seven's Epic Tantrum (Part 2)
Jo: "Shortly after Katarina's son Aidan was born, chaos resumed in the Remano household."

[Katarina comes home from the hospital with her newborn son Aidan]

Katarina: "So, guys. What do you think of little Aidan?"

[Meghann, Orla, Jose, Rowan, Sam, Joshua and Bryce come in the room and see their newborn nephew, Aidan]

Katarina: "Well?"

Meghann: HE'S AN ASSHOLE!!!

Orla: HE'S A POO-POO FUCK!!!

Jose: KILL HIM!!!

Rowan: HE HAS AUTISM!!!

Sam: HE MUST BE STUPID AND UGLY!!!

Joshua: WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BEAT HIM UP?!?!

Bruce: SURE!!! LET'S FUCK HIM UP!!!

[The seven beat up Aidan]

[Aidan cries]

Katarina: HOW DARE YOU BEAT UP AIDAN!!! GO TO TIMEOUT RIGHT NOW!!!

The Seven VS the Babysitters
Jo: "I convinced Katarina to spend a day at the spa to get her worries off her chest. She was also about to get a job. Hugo and Bruna were going out for some fun activities like eating, a movie, and opera. I arranged a young female babysitter named Stacey, an older female babysitter named Jamie, and another female babysitter named Rosalyn. I thought things were going fine, but they turned out to be an absolute disaster."

Bruna: "Rowan's bedtime is 9:00, Sam's bedtime is also 9:00, Joshua's bedtime is also 9:00, Meghann's bedtime is 8:30, Bryce's bedtime is 8:00, Jose's bedtime is also 8:00, and Orla's bedtime is 7:30. Oh, yes. Our newborn grandson Aidan has a schedule too."

Katarina: "Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, and Bryce do timeout in the Reflection Room, Jose does timeout in the Naughty Platform, and Orla does timeout in the Naughty Pit."

Hugo: "See you all guys at 11 PM."

[Orla Remano screams]

[Bryce shouts]

Katarina: "I hoped everything was going fine during our absence, but it didn't."

Jamie: "Hey, has anyone seen Rowan?"

[Meghann punches Stacey]

Stacey: "Meghann, you do not punch me."

[Stacey confiscates Meghann's iPad and deposits it into the "Toy Jail for Meghann" box]

Rosalyn: "Jose, where is Rowan?"

Jose: "I don't know."

[Orla spits in Rosalyn's face]

Rosalyn: "Eww, Orla. Don't do that."

Orla: "SCRAM, YOU NASTY WHORE!"

[Rosalyn confiscates Orla's Swiper Plush Doll and Barney Doll and deposits it into the "Toy Time-Out" box]

[Bryce flips off Jamie]

Bryce: Give her back her shit!

[Jamie sends Bryce to the Reflection Room]

[Jamie confiscates Bryce's Angry Birds Pig Plush Doll and deposits it into the "Toy Jail for Bryce" box]

Bryce: FUCK YOU, JAMIE!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!!!

[Orla throws her Rolie Polie Olie Zowie Plush Doll at Rosalyn]

Rosalyn: "Hey! We do not throw things, Orla."

Orla: FUCK YOU!!!

[Orla, Jose, and Bryce dart right into Katarina's bedroom and lock the door and work together scribbling some naughty words and seven people resembling the seven adults who they have to listen to being struck and run over by cars, lightning, and a steamroller with their crayons on the walls]

[Orla, Jose, and Bryce dart right out of the room]

Orla: "You can't stop us, bitch!"

[Stacey notices that Orla Remano, Jose, and Bryce scribbled some naughty words and the seven adults being struck and crushed to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller]

Stacey: "Oh, my god! Did you do that?"

Cut to:

Bruna: "It has been a long time since we've dined together, wasn't we?"

[Bruna turns around to see a brown haired woman, a blown haired man, a pregnant South Korean girl and a South Korean boy using a Blackberry]

???: "Hi, I'm Orla. This is my husband James and this is my 17 1/2 old twins Ji min and Ji woong."

Bruna: "Your name is Orla???"

Orla Kirochu: "There's only one girl you ought to watch for--that's Anna she is 5. She had been expelled from at least two schools She upsets her sister Tariko who's 10 by taking her Azelf plush off her and beheading it and hurts her 17-year old twin siblings a boy and a girl Ji woong and Ji min respectively. She punches Ji min's womb that contains her upcoming daughter and her name is going to be Ji kwong. Anna is from Russia, the twins are from South Korea, and Tariko is from Japan and 2 days before she also lacerated Ji woong's throat and stomach seriously injuring him."

Hugo: "I cannot believe what I just heard...A 5-year old stabbing a 17-year old with a knife in the throat and stomach and lacerating the throat. She could've ended up in jail for that...especially to a famous YouTube celebrity."

Ji min: "Hi i'm Ji min."

Hugo: "Nice to meet you."

Ji woong: "I'm Ji woong."

Hugo: "Hi. I saw you on YouTube. I loved your sketch comedy show, and it's so exciting to meet you in person."

Ji min: "Anna keeps punching my womb that contains my upcoming daughter i'm gonna be a mother but i protect my baby if Anna punches me i need to be far away from her as possible."

Orla Kirochu: "I'm gonna be a grandmother at 38. I am gonna be excited about this."

Bruna: "My children have been expelled from approximately 50 schools in total, except my 20-year old daughter Katarina."

[Bruna hands Orla Kirochu stapled sheets that consists of papers with lists showing the schools that her children had been expelled from] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page]
 * Rowan (age 14)-
 * Gibbon High School for selling drugs on school grounds
 * St. Mary's High School for selling cocaine on school grounds and stealing the money from the collection plate
 * Columbus High School for throwing cocaine at his fellow classmates
 * Aquinas High School for selling marijuana on school grounds
 * Weeping Water High School for possession of alcohol and drugs
 * Battle Creek High School for smoking
 * Rock County High School for putting crystal meth on his fellow classmates' lunches
 * Clay Center High School for possession of crystal meth
 * Southwest High School for throwing crystal meth at his fellow classmates
 * Ralston High School for possession of marijuana
 * Exeter-Milligan Public School for lighting a fire on the football field
 * Lincoln East High School for possession of heroin
 * Milliard West High School for pouring wine and beer on his fellow classmates
 * Lincoln High School for smuggling drugs during a school field trip
 * Madison High School throwing crystal meth at the teacher and getting into the alcoholic drinks
 * Creighton Preparatory School for selling heroin and crystal meth
 * Westside High School for selling alcohol and heroin on school grounds
 * Mount Michael Benedictine High School for possession of cocaine
 * Lakeview High School for pouring alcoholic drinks on his fellow classmates
 * Sam (age 13)-
 * Christ the King School for Bringing a firearm to the classroom
 * Holy Cross School for continual disobedience
 * Monroe Middle School for sexual misconduct
 * Lux Middle School for starting a food fight in the cafeteria
 * Westside Middle School for stealing
 * Pound Middle School for attacking the principal
 * Meghann (age 11)-
 * St. Stephen the Matyr School for bringing a shotgun to her classroom and threatening to kill her new teacher with it by aiming the ammo from it at her head.
 * Sunrise Elementary School for beating up her fellow classmates and karate-chopping her teacher
 * St. Agnes Academy for physical assault on other students
 * Sword of the Spirit Elementary School for fighting and bullying other kids
 * St. Michael's School for verbal assault against the teachers and students
 * Goodrich Middle School for threatening to behead one of her fellow classmates
 * Mickle Middle School for tugging everyone at the pep rally
 * Scott Middle School for stealing all the money from the collection plate
 * Blessed Sacrament Catholic School for vandalizing the school walls
 * Bryce (age 6)-
 * Lincoln Christian School for his excessively aggressive behavior towards staff as well as forcing them to listen to Graveland
 * Adams Elementary School for arson
 * St. Patrick's Catholic School for putting cherry bombs on the collection plate
 * Guardian Angels Elementary School for vandalism
 * Roper Elementary School for throwing a cherry bomb at each classroom
 * Campbell Elementary School for flushing a cherry bomb down each urinal in the boys' bathroom
 * Jose (age 4)-
 * Tiny Tots Preschool for blowing up the boys' bathroom
 * Spring View Elementary School for physical assault against the students
 * Arnold Elementary School for scattering shampoos across the hallway
 * Orla (age 3)-
 * St. Columbkille Sacredheart Preschool for setting the classroom, the girls' restroom, and her teacher's items on fire
 * KinderCare Preschool for destroying the computers and the furniture
 * All Saints Catholic School for stealing money from the collection plate
 * St. Stephen the Matyr School for bringing a shotgun to her classroom and threatening to kill her new teacher with it by aiming the ammo from it at her head.
 * Sunrise Elementary School for beating up her fellow classmates and karate-chopping her teacher
 * St. Agnes Academy for physical assault on other students
 * Sword of the Spirit Elementary School for fighting and bullying other kids
 * St. Michael's School for verbal assault against the teachers

Orla Kirochu: "Whoa, that's alot of schools that your children got expelled from."

Bruna: "I know. Rowan's our main problem for he is doing illegal drugs."

James: "No wonder he got expelled from an elapsed total 50 schools along with his siblings except your 20-year-old daughter."

Hugo: "She is the only well-behaved child and she recently gave birth to a baby boy named Aidan,"

Ji min: "I am also well-behaved alongside my twin brother. I do not want my child to grow up like Anna."

James: "Also my son also has an eating disorder and has a hard time eating certain foods causing him to become anorexic to other people they think Ji woong is starving himself but he isn't and his gastric level is also very low because of how much he ate and due to his refusal to eat carrots due to his allergy and his health is perfect due to this, we are sometimes afraid because of his low gastric levels we think his stomach is going to get swollen due to his low levels of gastric."

Orla Kirochu: "Also yesterday Anna injected carrot juice inside her brother and threw up twice his speech was slurred."

Hugo: "Why would she do that to him?"

Orla Kirochu: "I don't know. Maybe she hates him or something. Maybe she must be jealous of his fame and success. I don't understand why Anna would do such horrible things. She wouldn't tell us why she mistreated the family. The only response from her was that 'it is none of your business'."

Cut to:

Sam: "Could you guys keep the noise down, please? I have a football game tomorrow."

[Sam closes his bedroom door]

Meghann: "Motherfucker!"

Rosalyn: "Hey, don't you use that kind of language, Meghann! That is not acceptable!"

[Orla watches a Barney's Greatest Adventure: The Movie VHS on TV in Bruna and Hugo's room]

[Rosalyn enters the room]

Rosalyn: "Turn Barney off already!"

Orla Remano: "NO!"

Rosalyn: "Yes, because it's naptime!"

Orla Remano: "NO! I'M NOT GOING TO NAP!"

[Jose pinches Aidan]

[Aidan cries]

Rowan: "Everybody, attention! We're going to attack the babysitters now. And join me in singing."

Meghann: "What are we going to sing?"

Rowan: "Have you heard I left my wife and forty-nine kids?"

Meghann: "Yes."

Rowan: "Good, let's sing that. One, two, three."

Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, and Orla (chanting): "I left my wife and forty-nine kids on the verge of starvation with only one hamburger left."

Bryce (chanting): "The left."

Jose (chanting): "Left."

Orla (chanting): "Right."

Sam (chanting): "Left."

Cut to:

[Hugo and Bruna are at a movie]

Bruna: (whispering) "I'm really enjoying this movie."

Cut to:

Rowan: "Everybody...3...2...1...ATTACK!"

[The seven pick up water balloons, running and aiming at the three babysitters]

Stacey: "Ugh, guys. What did you just do?"

Jamie: "I can't believe that these kids are causing mischief!"

Rosalyn: "Not my fancy little skirt!"

Cut to:

Jo: "The movie is over."

Hugo: "You're right."

Cut to:

Stacey: "Oh, Mr. and Ms. Remano! Welcome back!"

[Stacey breaks down crying]

Stacey: "The seven were being bad during the babysit!"

Bruna: "What's wrong?"

Stacey: “I heard so much screaming and shouting in the background. Meghann punched me. I saw a picture of me and the other babysitters I teamed up with and four other adults being hit by cars, lightning, and a steamroller. I got soaking wet when the kids threw water balloons at me. I tried to do my best, but I didn’t succeed!” [continues crying]

Bruna: "That's OK. It isn't all of your fault, Stacey."

[Bruna notices a picture of someone resembling the three babysitters, as well as her, as well as Katarina, Hugo, and Jo being struct and crushed to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller]

Bruna: "Wait, where's Rowan?"

Rowan: "I'm right here!"

Hugo: "Where have you been, young man?"

Bruna: "OK, you are going into the Reflection Room with Sam, Joshua, Meghann, and Bryce. As for you, Orla, you are in the Naughty Pit. Also, Jose, you need to sit on the Naughty Platform."

Sam: "WE ALL SHALL NOT GO TO MOTHERFUCKING TIMEOUT!"

Jose: "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU TUBBY BALDY FUCK!"

Orla: YEAH!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNTHOLES!!!

Bryce: IF YOU SEND US TO TIMEOUT, THEN WE WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING FATASSES!!!

Bullying Attempt
Jo: "It was time to teach the seven children a lesson about bullying so I decided to have them crumple up a piece of paper and see how much bullying hurts others."

Jo: "You are to take a piece of paper and crumple it into a ball, and then throw it on the ground and stamp hard on it."

Joshua: "I thought she'd never ask."

Rowan: "Bah!"

Joshua: "YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!? THAT'S RIGHT! SUPERNANNY SHALL STILL FAIL!!!"

[Orla, Sam, Jose, Meghann, Rowan, Bryce and Joshua each take a piece of paper, crumple them up into balls, throw them down on the ground, and stamp hard on it]

Jo: "That's right. Very good. Now, pick it back up, unfold it, smooth it up."

Rowan: "Pick it back up, unfold it, smooth it up? There is a little something called scars."

[The seven Remano children pick the crumpled up pieces of papers, unfold them and smooth them up]

Jo: "Tell them you're sorry and you didn't mean to."

Jo: "But did the seven tell them they're sorry and they didn't mean to? No!"

Orla: "FUCK YOU! I’M NOT APOLOGIZIN!!!!!!!"

Jose: "I’M NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!!!"

Bryce: "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!"

Meghann: I’M NOT SAYING SORRY YOU STUPID BITCH ASS WHORE!!!

Sam: "FUCK OFF! I’M NOT SAYING SORRY!"

Rowan: "I AIN'T APOLOGIZIN'!!!!!!!!"

Joshua: "I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE TO YOU... OR ANYTHING, YOU BUTTFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!"

Bryce: "GO AWAY ROWAN & JOSHUA!!!!!!!"

Sam: "FUCK OFF, JOSHUA YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!"

Meghann: "FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH!!!!!!"

Jo: "SAMUEL LAWERENCE REMANO AND MEGHANN REMANO! OH MY WORD! WE DO NOT SWEAR!"

Jo: "Bullying is like a piece of paper. Once you have destroyed it, it can't be healed. Those scars are there forever."

Meghann: "I cannot handle bullying! Jo Jo should fail."

Sam: "I agree! Jo Jo should fail."

[Jo sends the seven to the Reflection Room, Naughty Platform, and Naughty Pit]

Jo: "You all are in here because your comments are no good."

Orla: LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT, YOU STINKY ASSHOLE!!!

[Orla beheads Bryce’s Caillou Doll]

[Jose hits Rowan]

[Bryce hits Sam really hard]

[Rowan flips Jo off and smuggles a drug]

[Sam destroys all the drugs]

Sam: "STOP TAKING DRUGS!"

Rowan: "Go to hell and die in a fire, you loser."

Sam: "FUCK OFF ROWAN!"

Meghann: "Burn in fucking hell!"

Sam: "FUCK YOU MEGHANN!"

Jo: "All of you stay there for 13 minutes."

Joshua: OKAY, BITCH ASS CUNTHOLE!!!

[Joshua crumples up the paper into a ball]

[Joshua picks up the ball of paper]

[Rowan unfolds the paper and Joshua smooths it up]

[Sam destroys the paper]

Sam: "THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT LISTENING TO JO!"

Meghann: "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!"

Joshua: "Jo's a poo-poo fatass!"

Sam: "STOP CALLING HER A THOSE NAMES OR ELSE I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

Joshua: "Jo was wrong, bullying was not like a piece of paper. But those scars are here for eternity, but who gives a flying fuck about those shitty pieces of paper?"

[13 minutes later]

Jo: "I need you to apologize to me."

Joshua: "Sorry."

Jo: "Joshua apologized to me, but did he apologize to the paper?"

Jo: "And what do you have to say to the piece of paper for crumbling it up?"

Joshua: "SORRY!!!!!"

Jo: "That wasn't a heartfelt apology."

Joshua: "I SAID FUCKING SORRY! NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! (cries)"

Jo: "Look at the paper, stop whining, and say 'Sorry'."

Joshua: "NO!!!!!!"

Sam: "STOP IT YOU FILTHY BASTARD!!!!!!"

Jo: "Joshua did not stop refraining from apologizing to the piece of paper, so he got sent for another 13 minutes."

[14 minutes later]

Jo: "You must tell them you're sorry and they didn't mean to."

Rowan: "NO WAY, JACKASSHOLES!"

Sam: "FUCK OFF ROWAN! YOU NEED TO SLIT YOUR WRISTS WITH A FUCKING DILDO!"

Jo: "Rowan was not giving in to the Reflection Room but then Sam shouted bad words at him."

[22 minutes later]

Jo: "Rowan, I need you to say you're sorry to the piece of paper and you didn't mean to."

Rowan: "I'M NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I DID!!!! I'D RATHER STAY HERE UNTIL I DIE FROM PROSTATE CANCER!!!!!!!"

Sam: "FUCK YOU ROWAN! DO NOT SAY THAT YOU WANT TO DIE FROM PROSTATE CANCER YOU BITCH ASS FUCKER!

Jo: ”Jose was refusing for the Naughty Platform.”

Jo: ”Jose you need to say sorry!!!!!!!!”

Jose: “I AM FUCKING NOT GONNA SAY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jo: “Orla did not stay put on the Naughty Pit.”

Orla: ”I DO NOT WANNA SAY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Meghann: "Jo was wrong!!!!!!! Jo should fail!!!!!!!!."

[Rowan slaps Jo very hard]

Jo: Do not slap me!

[Sam punches Rowan]

Jo: "You need to look at this crumbled paper and say 'I'm sorry' properly, or you're gonna stay here longer."

Rowan (sarcastically): "I'm sorry for what I have done, you stupid assfuck! I didn't mean to do it, so there! You're SJW feelings are not longer hurt!

Jo: "Joshua said sorry to the piece of paper, but he did not say it like he meant it."

Joshua: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry, bitch!"

Jo: "Say it like you mean it."

[70 minutes later]

Joshua: "I'M NOT GONNA SAY SORRY!!!!!"

Bryce: "NO! FUCK OFF JOSHUA!"

Joshua: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I FORCE YOU TO DRINK YOUR OWN PISS?!?!

Bryce: DO THAT SHIT TO ME AND ROB DARKEN WILL FUCK UO YOUR SHIT!!!

Jo: "Rowan said sorry to the piece of paper, but it was not nicely or heartfelt."

Rowan: (sarcastically) "I'm really, really sorry whore! I didn't mean to hurt your SJW feelings!"

Jo: "Say sorry like you're mean it, and you didn't mean to. And don't call it an SJW either."

Rowan: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry motherfucking loser, no fucking way I meant it!"

Orla: ROWAN SHOULD DIE LIKE THE RETARDED LOSER HE IS!!!!!!!

Rowan: HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MY ASS AND KILL YOURSELF?!?!

Orla: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Rowan: HOW ABOUT I FUCK UP YOUR UGLY BITCH ASS?!?!

Orla: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jo: "Stop it! I want you to give it a nice, heartfelt apology. Say it like you mean it."

[130 minutes later]

Joshua: "You're a grapefruit, asswipe!"

[Jose hits Joshua]

Jose: "STOP CALLING HER A GRAPEFRUIT!"

Joshua: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH A DILDO?!?!

[140 minutes later]

Rowan: "I'm sorry...NOT!"

Joshua: “Grapefruits I am not sorry!!!!!!!”

Sam: ”FUCK OFF I’M NOT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Meghann: “Sorry NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!”

'''Jo: “It continued until it was ready for bed!!!! It lasted for the rest of the day'''

[200 minutes]

Sam: “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES I HOPE YOU DIE IN A CAR CRASH I AM NOT GONNA SAY SORRY AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[230 minutes]

Bryce: ”DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT SORRY AND THAT WILL BE PAYBACK!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER CHANGE!!! NOW GO KILL YOURSELVES YOU EMO FUCKERS”

Reinforcements
[Katarina is playing with her son Aiden]

Jo: “Yesterday’s bullying attempt that lasted for the rest of the day continued today“

[Meghann shakes Aiden]

[Aiden cries]

Hugo: ”MEGHANN TRINA REMANO!!!!!! WE DO NOT SHAKE A BABY!!!!!!!!!”

Meghann: “FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! (in a death metal growl) SHE... DESERVE TO... DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Rowan bangs Meghann‘s head on the car]

Meghann: “OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!”

Rowan: THAT'S WHAT YOUR BITCH ASS GETS!!!

Meghann: FUCK YOU, ROWAN!!! GO CHOKE ON MY ASS!!!

Hugo: ”ROWAN MIGUEL REMANO AND MEGHANN TRINA REMANO!!!!!! STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!! SAY SORRY NOW!!!!!!”

Rowan: “I’M SORRY NOT!!!!!!!”

Meghann: “I HATE YOU ROWAN!!!!!!!”

[Meghann and Rowan turn off Sam’s XBOX 360]

Sam: “FUCK YOU I WANNA KEEP PLAYING!!!!!!”

Hugo: “ROWAN MIGUEL REMANO, SAMUEL LAWERENCE REMANO, AND MEGHANN TRINA REMANO!!!!!! ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!! SAY SORRY NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: “FUCK OFF I’M NOT SAYING SORRY!!! ROWAN AND MEGHANN NEED TO KILL THEMSELVES WITH A RUSTY KNIFE AND SELL THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL LIKE THE ASSCUNTS THEY ARE!!!

[Meghann, Sam and Rowan snatch Joshua’s iPod Nano off of him]

Joshua: “HEY!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY SHIT OR ELSE I WILL GET ELMO TO FUCK YOUR GAY ASS UP!!!”

Hugo: “ROWAN MIGUEL REMANO, SAMUEL LAWERENCE REMANO, JOSHUA FREDERICK REMANO, AND MEGHANN TRINA REMANO!!!!!!! I AM ALMOST ABOUT HAD IT WITH THIS PATHETIC FIGHT!!!!!!! SAY SORRY IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!

Joshua: “NO!!!!! I AM NOT YOUR GAY ASS GRAPEFRUITS!!!!!!!”

[Meghann, Joshua, Sam and Rowan disconnect Bryce’s Wii U Gamepad]

Bryce: “HEY STOP THAT!!!!!!!!! ROB DARKEN WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS WITH HIS SWORD IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP!!!”

Hugo: “ROWAN MIGUEL REMANO, SAMUEL LAWERENCE REMANO, JOSHUA FREDERICK REMANO, MEGHANN TRINA REMANO, AND BRYCE TIMOTHY REMANO!!!!!! I AM ABOUT TO HAVE IT WITH THIS FIGHT!!!!!! SAY SORRY NOW!!!!!!!!!

Bryce: “NO!!!!!!!! THEY NEED TO EAT THEIR ASSES WITH FORKS AND SPOONS AND THEN SHIT OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS LIKE THE DICKBITCHES THEY ARE!!!”

[Bryce, Meghann, Joshua, Sam and Rowan behead Jose and Orla’s dolls]

Jose and Orla: “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?! WE SHOULD KILL YOU WITH SOME FUCKING CONDOMS!!!”

[Bruna‘s anger explodes]

Bruna: '“ROWAN MIGUEL REMANO, SAMUEL LAWERENCE REMANO, JOSHUA FREDERICK REMANO, MEGHANN TRINA REMANO, BRYCE TIMOTHY REMANO, JOSE TIMOTHY REMANO, AND ORLA PATRICIA REMANO!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FIGHT!!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOMS NOW AND WRITE ESSAYS AND SAY SORRY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"'

[Rowan snaps and stabs Bruna and Sam injects poison on her while Joshua beats her up causing almost all her bones to break]

Hugo (screaming in horror): ”BRUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Katarina: ”CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Bruna attempts to call 911, but the data was cut off]

Bruna: (on the brink of tears) Oh god... what are we gonna do...

More Reinforcements
Sam: “NO!!!!!!!!!!! GO KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW!!!”

Joshua: NO!!!  YOU  KILL YOURSELF, YOU RETARDED ASSCUNT!!!

Meghann: “PAYBACK IS A BITCH, AIN'T SHE?!?!”

Sam: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ASSSHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Sam pushes Meghann down the stairs]

Hugo: “WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Jo: “I don’t know how violent Sam is, He is the worst when I visited the Birou, Juritin, Lake, and Horne families.”

Even More Reinforcements
Jo: Even with the seven continuing to misbehave, I was determined to get them to change.

Hugo: “STOP THIS NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Meghann: WE WILL NEVER CHANGE!!!

Rowan: WE WILL BE BAD FOREVER!!!

Sam: AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU LOSERS CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

Bryce: KILL YOUR ASSES!!!