McGregor Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credits
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo returns to the UK on a rescue mission to stop a teenager from splitting the family apart."

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's see who we got here this time."

???: "Hi, we're the McGregor Family. I'm Julie, I own a coffee shop."

???: "And I'm Peter, I'm a message therapist."

House Rules
Julie: "Could you explain the Get What You Hate Chart for us Jo?"

Jo: "This chart will enforce the consequences that the child might not want to receive, for instance, if he breaks one of the rules, he will get double the chores."

Naughty Swivel
Jo: "It wasn't long before Chantelle did something that was completely shocking and had to go to the Naughty Swivel."

[Chantelle stabs Lucy-Anne with a fork]

Lucy-Anne: "That hurt!"

Chantelle: "Too bad!"

Julie: "CHANTELLE HARRIET MCGREGOR!!! This is your warning! Misbehave again and I'm putting you on the Naughty Swivel. Got that?"

Corey's 8th Birthday Party
Jo: "Later on, Corey was having a Ben 10-themed birthday party."

[Corey is seen dressed up as Ben 10]

Corey: "Mom, it's Aiden, KJ, Nicholas, William, Jonah, Luke, Jason and Raphael! Look!"

[Ben 10 music is playing in the background]

Jo: "Mom ordered the Ben 10 cupcakes and the cake, and dad booked the Ben 10 12 x 15 Ben 10 bouncy castle."

[Corey jumps in the bounce house]

Jo: "It was no surprise to see Chantelle ruining the party all too soon."

[Chantelle lights fire to all of Corey's birthday presents]

Aiden: "I think I smell something.."

Corey: "Oh, my god! My presents!"

Raphael: "Someone get a fire extinguisher!"

[Jo comes out with a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire]

[Corey bawls]

Corey: "My presents are ruined!"

Julie: "Ugh! Chantelle, you're going on the Naughty Swivel!"

Peter: "Don't worry, son. We still have the cake, the cupcakes and the bounce house, and everything else. They will be here soon. You can still enjoy your party."

[Chantelle darts out of the house and far away]

Jo: "Chantelle, where are you going?"

[Cut to Chantelle lighting fire to whatever Julie booked]

[Chantelle darts right out]

[Peter recieves a phone call]

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Peter: "Hello. Yes, this is Peter McGregor."

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Peter: "You're kidding me."

Mack:

Peter: "Everything mom and I booked is cancelled because it has been destroyed after Chantelle lit fire to all of them."

[Chatelle arrives]

[Corey wails]

Julie: (angrily) "32 MINUTES!"

[Julie escorts Chantelle to the Naughty Swivel]

[Jo comes to Chantelle's level with a very low tone and loud tone of voice]

Jo: (in a firm voice) "I do not find it funny that you think that it is okay to ruin Corey's big day. It's unacceptable behavior. I expect you to sit here for 32 minutes and think about what you're doing. Every time you behave a way, you are going to be disciplined."

Chantelle: "Hmmph!"

Julie: "And you do not close Corey's birthday! Stay there for 32 minutes!"

Peter: "We still have plenty of games, sport. Whaddaya say we play games like the Alien Coin Hunt, Four Arms Relay and Midnight Madness Sleepwalking? Later on, we've got the piñata and we can make cool alien masks!"

Corey: "Cool. I'd like that!"

Jo: "Then let's have some fun!"

Corey: "All right!"

[32 minutes later]

Julie: "I want an apology."

Chantelle: "NEVER!"

[Chantelle runs out of the reflection room and lights fire to all games]

Julie: "CHANTELLE HARRIET MCGREGOR!"

Peter: "I got the fire extinguisher!"

[Peter puts the fire out with the fire extinguisher]

Peter: "There, the fire's out and the games are saved."

Raphael/Corey/Aiden: "Hooray!"

[Chantelle lights fire to the games again]

Corey: "Not again!"

[Peter puts out the fire with the extinguisher in the nick of time, while Jo takes the cigarette lighter off of Chantelle's hand]

Peter: "There you go. The games are saved."

KJ/Nicholas/Raphael/Corey/Jason/Luke/Jonah/William: "Yay!"

Jo: "Let's have some fun!"

[Corey and his party guests resume playing games]

[10 minutes later]

Jo: (to Chantelle) "I do not find it funny that you think that it's okay to completely ruin your youngest brother's birthday party for everyone. It's unacceptable behavior. I expect you to sit here for 16 minutes and think about what you're doing."

Peter: "Guys, it's time for cake!"

[Chantelle inserts lit fireworks into the cake]

[Corey's birthday cake explodes]

Corey: "MY CAKE!"

[Chantelle purchases a blue fire lighter by store, and uses the lighter to all the games]

Julie: "Where did you get that blue fire lighter?"

Chantelle: "I ordered it at the store and paid it with my money."

Julie: "Chantelle, I am taking your lighter to the trash."

[Chantelle snatches the lighter back]

Julie: "Give it back!"

Peter: "Oh, well. So much for the cake. We still have cupcakes."