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Chapter 1: Hop Right In
“Better invite me to your house. Or I'll catch a Riolu, and the Riolu will shit on your lawn. There will be big piles of shit everywhere." Dick said.

"Fucking disgusting, no wonder it's your company's name..." Hinomaru said.

"You're ten times worse." Dick said. "Shit on the porch. Shit on the door. And when you get out of the house, you'll step right in."

"I've heard enough, I will report you already." Hinomaru said.

"It's the Riolu that will be shitting on the grass. Not me. It'll be calling you, oooooooooo! And so will Dildo!" Dick said.

“He will leave us alone!” Hinomaru said. "All of you will LEAVE US ALONE!!!"

“NO, WE WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE!” Sheena shouted, using the megaphone.

“Yes you will!” Sun said.

“YOU WILL LEAVE US ALONE!” Hinomaru shouted.

“Stop saying that!” Cullodena said, using her megaphone.

"How would you like it if I did this to you guys?!" Hinomaru said.

"You'd be in big trouble." Dick said.

"You'd be in so much trouble." Sheena said. "If you were my kid, you'd be grounded, you would be so grounded."

"Maybe you should be in big trouble with me then!" Hinomaru said.

“Huh! This is my house.” Dick said.

“Are you blind?! It’s not your house! It’s my house!” Hinomaru said.

“We don’t care. Our rules apply even outside our houses.” Sheena said.

”Careful, CEOs. He’s dangerous.” Cullodena said.

Chapter 2: Dildo Inspection
(Hinomaru sees an ad where Chadwick encourages people to report Dick and Sheena at his office, while Dildo knocks over tables)

Chapter 3: Hinomaru Insists
Dick and Sheena walk into Chadwick’s office.

“What the hell are you doing here?” Dick asked.

“Hinomaru, get out.” Sheena said.

“Shut the fuck up.” Hinomaru said.

“Chadwick, he takes his clothes off in front of everybody. Disgusting!” Dick said.

“Inexcusable!” Sheena said.

“I get it. We should’ve had these strip clubs closed down a long time ago.” Chadwick said.

“Yep. You’re definitely right, you are so right.” Sheena said.

“No follow your house rules!" Chadwick said. He starts talking to Hinomaru, Sun, and Grace. "Their houses, their rules! Understand?! Yeah, buddy, you don’t really think you can become perfect, do you?"

“No. And no one can!” Hinomaru said.

“Yeah, OK.” Dick said.

“You will, or else.” Sheena said.

“And evolve, for starters!” Chadwick said.

“I am fully evolved!” Hinomaru said.

“Nope! No fucking way! No way!” Dick said.

“Yes I am!" Hinomaru said.

"NO, YOU ARE NOT FULLY EVOLVED!" Sheena shouted.

"I'm an Espeon, what Pokemon can I evolve into? No one!” Hinomaru said. “I can’t Mega Evolve, nothing! I am one of Eevee’s final forms!”

“We don’t care what Pokemon species you can become.” Sheena said. "You get your ass together, clean up your fucking act, that's it."

“Whether you like it or not! And never make a mistake again." Dick shouted. Sheena nodded. Dick continued, "That’s when you’re fully evolved! Not now! You’re not even close to fully evolved!”

“Alright now, any objections?” Chadwick asked. “No? Great! Well-“

"If I've been this upset every second of my life, maybe." Hinomaru said.

Hinomaru then grabs Chadwick and Dick then Sun grabs Sheena, Hinomaru then smashes their heads together and strangles them. As they do so…

”Don’t fuck with us, you’re not fully evolved.” Dick said.

”You’re meant to be squeezed and your heads smashed, You come near me or my family again, I will smash your heads together repeatedly until you agree you never go after us again.” Hinomaru said and Sun nods in agreement.

”He said don't fuck with them!” Cullodena said.

”You are definitely NOT fully evolved!” Sheena shouted.

“You’re not even Pokémon, so you can’t tell us we’re not fully evolved.” Sun said, “You will leave us alone, no going to our home again, no harassing us unless you love your heads being smashed and you will definitely leave us alone.”

Sun then strangles Sheena.

”You complain about my husband walking around naked when he only removes his shirt, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone when you break into people’s homes?” Sun asked as she throws Sheena to the ground and kicks her and holds her down with her psychic powers.

"We can't tell you the truth? You just don't want to hear the truth. Truth hurts." Dick said.

”Dick, I’ve always wanted to strangle you until you stop breathing or I hear you bagging.” Hinomaru said, gripping Dick tighter, “Now you WILL LISTEN TO ME! YOU WILL NEVER COME TO US EVER AGAIN! We don’t want you here, This is MY house, I pay the wages, you complain about people attacking you when you harass and pester them!”

Crosstalk between Hinomaru and Sheena…

"That, does, NOT, mean, you, cannot, get, in, trouble!" Sheena shouted.

”YOU WILL LEAVE US ALONE!!!” Hinomaru shouted.

”NO, WE WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE!” Sheena shouted.

Sun then picks up Sheena and duct tapes her mouth.

"You should be quiet, Humans like you are meant to be physically hurt." Sun said as she began to kick Sheena, "You will leave our home, We'll get a restraining order against you."

"Huh! They won't approve of it!" Dick said.

Sheena's duct tape comes off.

"The lies, the toys, the disobedience... This needs to stop NOW!!!" Sheena shouted.

Sun then picks up Sheena and begins strangling her.

"What needs to stop NOW is the DARVOING! You will NOW DO WHAT WE SAY! You will leave us alone! You will never contact me or my family, i I'm at my fucking limit!" Sun shouted, strangling Sheena harder.

"We will not leave you alone, you can’t get us to leave you alone, forget about it!" Dick shouted.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT A CHANCE!!!" Sun shouted, continuing to strangle Sheena, her eyes begin to bulge out and her face turning blue.

"You want her alive, Don't you Dick?" Hinomaru asked, "If you leave us alone...Sheena will live, but if you don't, We'll throw you out and get higher security."

Sun then bashes Cullodena and Sheena's head together and throws them both to the ground repeatedly.

"Believe me. You will go to jail." Dick said.

"I don't think so. Let's go, call Flames." Sun said.

"You're wasting your time as it is, ask Willow. It would be much easier if you cleaned up your act and got your ass together." Dick said.

”It would be much easier for you if you left us alone!” Hinomaru shouted.

”THERE IS A PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR HORRIBLE BEHAVIOR! OKAY?!” Dick shouted.

”Our houses, our rules!” Sheena shouted. “The house rules apply even outside the house! NOW DEAL WITH IT!!!”

“Shut your mouth, You are NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER, You two are toys, you’re meant to be hurt.” Hinomaru said, “Sheena shouldn’t be talking.”

Hinomaru then went to call Flames.

"Toys... are you crazy?!" Dick shouted.

Flames eventually arrives, They take Dick and his cronies.

"What do you want them dropped off?" Flames asked.

"Their HQs, then I fetch better security." Hinomaru said.

They arrive at Disgusting HQ and Hinomaru drops Dick, Chadwick, Dildo and Cullodena to the ground.

"HELP DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dildo screamed.

Then they arrive at Inexcusable HQ, Hinomaru then spits on her.

"Never come near us again." Hinomaru hissed.

"Hinomaru, GIVE ME YOUR POKE BALL!" Sheena shouted.

"I said never come near us again! There is no way you're getting my Poke Ball!" Hinomaru shouted. He leaves. As he passes the Disgusting headquarters...

"I hope you have a terrible time." Cullodena said.