Supernanny: The Theory 2/Transcript

Bryce Remano
Nicole: "Where are we?"

???: "You are in the murky depths of hell..."

Nicole: "Who said that?"

???: "Halt! Who goes here?"

Nicole: "Me. I am very strong and difficult to beat."

???: "Name's Bryce Remano!"

???: "Hmmph! Hmmph! (Help! Help!)"

Nicole: "Who is that?"

???: "Hmph mph mph. (I am Katarina.)"

???: "Hmph hmph hmmmmmmph. (And I'm NannyFan92.)"

Rescuing Katarina Remano and NannyFan92
[Nicole picks up a key to unlock the cage containing Katarina and NannyFan92 and the two jump out of it]

Katarina: "Thanks! You are our hero!"

Lauren kidnaps Plankton and Planktonine
Catherine the Spellcaster: "Sophie, Plankton and his girlfriend Planktonine have been kidnapped!"

Sharpay kidnaps Sophie and Catherine
Catherine the Spellcaster: "Sharpay?! I thought we defeated you!"

[Catherine attempts to use her magic to escape]

[Sharpay attaches 10 locks to the cage and locks them]

Sharpay: "Hahaha! Got ya! I shall shut both of you up with some sturdy duct tape!"

[Sharpay tapes Sophie's and Catherine's mouths shut]

Sophie: "Hmmph! Hmmph! Hmmph!" ( Translates to:"Help! Help! Help!")

[Catherine reaches for her magic crystal]

Catherine: "Hmmph, Hmmph, Hmmph, Hmmph, Hmmph? Hmmph, Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph!" (Translates to: "Didn't you forget? I have magic spells!")

Leslie kidnaps Diana, Melissa, and Liz
???: "Halt! Who goes there?"

Planktonine: "Us. We are here to defeat you."

???: "Name's Leslie! Now SHUT UP!"

???: "Help! Help!"

Nicole: "Oh my god... Diana, Melissa, and Liz...."

Diana: "Help me!"

Melissa: "I've seen a picture resembling us being run over by frajectiles!"

Leslie: "I shall shut you up with some sturdy duct tape!"

Heavy Metal Mountain
[The heroes prepare their hot air balloon to get themselves to Heavy Metal Mountain ]

Nicole: "Hurry up; we have no time to waste! Heavy Metal Mountain is lots of miles away from where we are."

Sophie the Otter: "Alright, it is almost ready."

[Catherine the Spellcaster pours in some propane from its container into the vehicle's burner]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Done!"

Nicole: "Let's climb in the balloon!"

[The five heroes climb in their balloon, Nicole activates the burner and the balloon begins to ascend as it drifts its way to Heavy Metal Mountain]

Lester kidnaps Eliza
[A girl screams for help]

Nicole: "Oh my! Someone's kidnapped. Who could that be?"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Come on!"

Brahm and Treat Jennings
???: "Halt! Who goes here?"

The boss battle begins
Nicole: "If I have to sizzle your rear to adjust your attitude, then that's the way it's going to be..."

Treat: "But we could use some exercise, so why don't you TRY to beat us?"

Brahm: "As if you could beat me and my brother!"

After Nicole makes the first hit
Brahm/Treat: "OWWW! MUMMY!"

Nicole: "Naughty boys!"

After Brahm or Treat makes the first hit
Nicole: "YOU ARE GETTING A LARGER SPANKING!"

After Brahm or Treat has half HP left
Nicole: "Shame on you, Brahm and Treat! Don't be bad!"

Brahm/Treat: "We don't care if we are being bad!"

Rowan kidnaps Jillian
Jillian: "Let me go, Rowan! I will not tolerate this!"

Jo is kidnapped
[Jo Frost is tied to the stake, about to be fed to a giant octopus]

Jo: "Oh dear lord. If only if someone could save me......"

The nannies of Nanny 911 are kidnapped
[Three world-class British nannies are locked in a cage, hanging above a hungry giant octopus]

Circus
Sophie the Otter: "Oh boy! Look. A circus! I want to see the acrobats!"

Nicole: "No, Sophie. We have to defeat our enemies."

Sophie the Otter: "Oh, well. I guess that can wait."

???: "Halt, who goes there?"

Orla kidnaps her parents and Melissa
Melissa: "Release us right now, Orla!"

Anna kidnaps her family
[Anna pushes each member of her family one by one into a cage and locks it with a key and an extra lock]

Anna: "Gotcha, you pieces of (bleep)!"

Tariko: "Anna, you won't get away with this!"

Anna Kirochu
???: "HALT! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Anna? I thought we defeated you last time?"

Anna: "Anna Kirochu strikes again, fools!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "I guess we'll teach you a lesson the hard way! MAGIC CRYSTAL POWER!"

Sam kidnaps his parents and Allyson
Allyson: "Let us go, Sam!"

Joshua kidnaps Sophie and Catherine
[Sophie and Catherine are stuck in cages hanging from Joshua Orbit and facing television]

Joshua: "I caught you, Miss Spellcaster and Sophie McOtterhead."

Sophie the Otter: "We are stuck in the cage! Could someone help us?"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "I want to get back to the headquarters..."

[Catherine searches her pockets for her Magic Crystal brooch]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Didn't you forget I have powerful magic powers and I can cast powerful spells?"

[Catherine notices that her Magic Crystal brooch is missing]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Huh? Where'd it go? My spellbook! My Magic Crystal brooch!"

Sophie the Otter: "Unfortunately, we are locked in a cage and we face television and watch the Cursed Ring Grape. There's nothing we can do about it but just sit here until we become grapes by Joshua and his gnarly crew."

Joshua: "HA HA HA! Watch at your own RISK!"

Warped Orbit
[The three view a message on a sticky note]

Nicole: [reads the message] "Plankton, Planktonine, and Nicole. I got your special friends Sophie the Otter and Catherine the Spellcaster with Joshua because I wanna steal. XANDRA WAS HERE! ROFL!" [the message said "Planten, Plantenin, und Nikel I gut ure specal frends Sofee te Oter en Kathreen te Spelcaser wit Josua becase I wana steel XANDRA WAS HERE ROFL]

Planktonine: "That's not a nice message. Xandra should've apologized!"

Nicole: "I highly agree."

Joshua kidnaps his family
Zelda: "You'll never get away with this, Joshua!"

Joshua Juritin
Plankton: "Joshua, where's Catherine and Sophie?"

Rescuing Sophie and Catherine
Nicole: "Here's your spellbook and your Magic Crystal brooch back, Catherine!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Thanks!"

[Catherine thumbs through the pages of her spellbook]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Strike of lightning, early light of dawn; steel cage, be gone!"

[Lighning stikes the steel steel cage, causing it to instantly vanish, freeing Sophie]

Sophie the Otter: [jumping up and down rapidly] "YAY!!!! I AM FREE!!!!!"

If Sophie and Catherine become grapes
Plankton: "WE FAILED TO SAVE THEM!"

[Nicole is on her cell phone]

Nicole: "Hello, this is Nicole Birou. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that we defeated the bad Remano children and her gnarly crew!"

Sophie's mom: "That's sweet of you."

Nicole: "But the bad news is Sophie won't be coming back to your house. Apparently, she has become a grape by some young teenage boy named Joshua along with his friends."

Sophie's mom: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOPHIE!!!!!" [tears begin falling out of her eyes]

[The screen fades to black and the words "GAME OVER" in maroon appear on the screen]

[The words "TRY AGAIN RESCUING CATHERINE AND SOPHIE?", "YES", and "NO" appear below "GAME OVER"]

If player selects Yes
Nicole: "Let's go and save Sophie and Catherine, Plankton!"

Plankton: "Alright, let's try again. We won't lose this time!"

If player selects No
[Cut to Joshua's living room]

Joshua: "Yo, grapes! Guess what?!"

[Joshua crunches the grapes]

Joshua: "You are so DEAD FOREVER!" (laughs) "YOU DESERVE NO FUNERAL!"

Announcer: "GAME OVER!"