Fake Article (Donkeysquidward Family)

This is a fake joke article to show an incorrectly-made episode.

Description
Moonman "Mac Tonight" goes to Philip Solomon Island, Gay Maryland to visit a man named Susie McCallister Donkeysquidward (25) and the gay stuf manan PLAY SUM FINMINECRAFT lady named FINN MINECRAFT (24) who gave birth to vigintuplets, who are all 8 years old, Tommypezmaster, AkaiDalia, Yoshiwii1, SolidMario, ToonEGuy, MikeJEddyNSGamer89, Dev-Catscratch, AlexLovesDuckman, Prentis-65, BlueCatRiolu, Jacobyel, Matrooko11, PokeGirlRULES, Kyle Akers, 707fangirl, Lygiamidori, Alerkina2, Houseoffrancis, Bart-Toons and Andebyful. They all have foot fetishes, giantess fetishes, teen pregnancy fetishes, pedophilic relationships with underaged characters and are obsessed with MS Paint. Even Jolie Hoang-Rappaport (17) was well-behaved as well as Nathan Arenas (16), Ariana Greenblatt (14), and of course, Dax Bell (11).

Discipline techniques: Naughty Teen Titans Go! poster (for Tommypezmaster, AkaiDalia, Yoshiwii1, SolidMario, ToonEGuy, MikeJEddyNSGamer89, Dev-Catscratch, AlexLovesDuckman, Prentis-65, BlueCatRiolu, Jacobyel, Matrooko11, PokeGirlRULES, Kyle Akers, 707fangirl, Lygiamidori, Alerkina2, Houseoffrancis, Bart-Toons and Andebyful)

What's wrong with the episode's description?

 * Moonman "Mac Tonight" isn't even a nanny.
 * Philip Solomon Island and Gay Maryland are both non-existent.
 * Susie is a girl's name.
 * Susie McCallister Donkeysquidward is named after a Summer Camp Island character.
 * Finn is a boy's name.
 * FINN MINECRAFT isn't even a real name.
 * The vigintuplets are all named after DeviantArt lolcows, trolls and pedophiles.
 * 8-year-olds are too young for fetishes, teen pregnancy fetishes, pedophilic relationships and MS paint.
 * Jolie, Nathan and Ariana are all named after actors and actresses.
 * Dax Bell is a combination of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard.