Hinkhouse Welcome! Samantha and Satoko!/Transcript

Welcome to Hawaii
[We see a 3-year-old girl with red pigtails dressed in boyish Hawaiian clothing playing with her quadruplet brothers by the beach]

My new friend, Satoko
Samantha: "So, Satoko, you like Transformers too?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Yes, even if it takes hours how the f*** they worked, my favorite, G1 except the film, and Season 3, I hate it when half of the characters are killed off or reformatted, very disappointing, I like Armada, Energon, and Cybertron, Energon, it was okay, the other two were awesome, I didn't see them as Pokemon ripoffs! but the worst is the abomination that is, Transformers: Kiss Players, it's horribly disgusting, it's a joke, It's full of stuff a child shouldn't have read or be seeing, I liked the Michael Bay films, they were okay, not the best, but decent and considered tolerable, favorite Decepticon was Starscream, he's just, amusing! Everytime he appears, I just go into fangirl mode, he remains one of the most popular, especially with the ladies, I also love the IDW G1, one of the Seekers, gets a dog, write screenplays and s***, he's too busy being so godd*** cute!)

Samantha: "What's Transformers: Kiss Players?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Worst manga ever made, I know it's Transformers, but, it is disgusting, it's these girls that are said to be over 18 but they look like 13-year olds! Megatron-look a likes eat schoolgirls and have male genital tounges, Starscream, let me remind you, He possessed a f***ing Japanese schoolgirl and neglected to pull, HER PANTIES UP!, Optimus, Rodimus, and also, Autotrooper, are pedophiles, Wheelie is a pervert! They said they were marketing to girls, more like marketing it to pedophiles, I hate it to bits, and also, Galvatron took lessons from Attack on Titan, a much, much better manga and anime)

Samantha: "Okay...."

Satoko: "" (Translation: Transformers: The Movie, the 80's one is Little Kid Game of Thrones, where almost everyone dies, including all your favorites)

Samantha: "Huh?"

Reicheru: "What she's trying to say is that your favorite Transformers died in that film?"

Samantha: "That sounds terrible!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: "I'm afraid it's true.")