Shiko Family Christmas 2035

Opening Presents
Nicole: "It was Christmas time in the household."

Satoko: "Kids! Open up your presents and look in your stockings!"

[Satsuki looks in her stocking]

Satsuki: "I got coal."

[Satsuki also finds an note saying "Satsuki, you were extremely naughty girl this Christmas. You shook your brother Akio to death and got arrested, ruined his funeral, ruined Toshio's birthday, prevented your siblings except Yuki from playing with toys, watching TV, reading books, and playing video games and saying they were for 12 and up only. You also got kicked out of school, got trouble with the law, stole the neighbor's car, threw the neighbor's Christmas presents in the middle of the road for an upcoming car to run over and crush them, smacked your sister Yuki, hit your brother, talked back to your brother and used very bad language. Signed Santa" in cursive]

Satsuki: "TOYS ARE NOT FOR LITTLE KIDS! Fuck you Santa!"

[Yuki looks in her stocking]

Yuki: "Ooh, bubblegum, some candy, Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night DVD, and some perfume."

[Yuki then opens up her presents]

Yuki: "Child's Play DVD set, The Simpsons Movie DVD, The Ring DVD."

[Shika looks in her stocking]

Shika: "Wow, A Pikachu doll, An Evanescence CD, and also, Litty plush doll, some chocolate, a Fennekin plush doll."

(Toshio hurries over to his stocking)

The Missing Presents
Kazuki: "Why Satsuki, you stole them. Why?"

Satsuki: That little brat Akio fucking deserved to die.

Christmas Dinner
Satsuki: "I fucking hate Christmas dinner!"

[on the table there is Champagne, Mashed Yukon Gold Potatoes with Fried Sage Leaves, Black Pepper-crusted Standing Rib Roast au Jus, Syrah, Maple-Glazed Carrots, Sancerre, Roasted Red Onions, Spiced Pumpkin Cake with Caramel Icing, Shiraz and Corn and Lobster Chowder]

Satoko: Remember, Satsuki. You are under house arrest for the next three months and you have that electronic monitor device attatched to your ankle.