Edgbert Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of the credit.
Narrator: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Hector and Rogelio are fighting]

Narrator: "Jo meets four tearaways who make fun of the glasses clad people, including herself by calling them four eyes."

Hector, Rogelio, and Megan: "Johnny is a four-eyes!"

Narrator: "Which is a foster young Afro-Caribbean teenage sixteen-year-old twin brother who has a strained relationship with his foster father, an eleven-year-old rebel from the Philippines, and two biological daughters: a worst behaved five-year-old with autism, and a one-year-old mimicking the three older kids' bad behaviors."

Jim: [to Hector] "You make careless mistakes."

[Rogelio is playing a violent videogame]

Megan: "I will never eat this healthy dinner!"

Chrissa: *cries*

Narrator: “Will Jo help the chaotic four troublemakers rehabilitate?”

Hector: "I am very sorry for the wrongdoings I have done.

Rogelio: "I passed the English language quiz, thanks to tutoring during the summer."

Narrator: “Or is it going to end in disaster?”

[Chrissa and Megan are throwing a tantrum]

Narrator: “Let's find out, shall we?”

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm in San Francisco, California. Let's take a look at this family at the time."

[Jo opens her portable DVD player with a 34-year-old couple and 2 adopted young adult girls]

All the adults: Hi, we are the Edgbert family.

Jim: "I'm Jim." [the text says "Jim: Age 34"]

Sarah: "I'm Sarah." [the text says "Sarah: Age 34"]

Satsuki: "こんにちは、さつきです. 日本から養子縁組されています..." (Hepburn: "Kon'nichiwa, Satsukidesu. Nihon kara yōshi engumi sa rete imasu..."; Translation: "Hello, my name is Satsuki and I am adopted from Japan...") [the text says "Satsuki: Age 20; adopted from Japan"]

Elisabeth: "...et je m'appelle Elisabeth; J'ai été adopté en France." (Translation: "...and my name is Elisabeth; I am adopted from France.") [the text says "Elisabeth: Age 19; adopted from France"]

Jim: "We have 6 kids."

Sarah: "There's foster twins Jack and Hector..."

[Jack is reading a book while Hector tormenting him as the text says: "Jack and Hector" Age: 16]

Jim: "Rogellio, who is adopted from the Phillipines..."

[Rogelio doing a jumpscare in front of us as the text says: "Rogelio Age: 11"]

Satsuki: "Michael, who is adopted from the United Kingdom..."

[We see Michael eating fish and chips as the text says: "Michael Age: 10"]

Elisabeth: "Megan..."

[Megan is drawing a picture as the text says: "Megan Age: 5]

Sarah: "...and Chrissa."

[Chrissa swiftly crawls as the text says: "Chrissa Age 1]

All the adults: "Supernanny, help us immediately!"

Jo: "I'm on my way."

[The cab then stops at the front of suburb home]

Observation begins
[Jo knocks on the door]

Sarah: "Hi, you must be Jo Frost."

Jo Frost: "How are you?"

Sarah: "Good."

Observation continues
[We see Hector and Rogelio playing Call of Duty Black Ops 8]

Hector: "I am an expert in killing enemies."

Rogelio: "Grrr!"

[Hector and Rogelio are fighting]

Parent Meeting
Jo: "So, Megan has autism, right."

Jim: "She throws tantrums to get her way and have panic attacks."

Sarah: "She has to calm down sometime."

Teaching begins
Jo: "Here is the naughty corner." It's where Megan sits and think about her actions."

Megan: "I will never eat this healthy dinner!"

Sarah: Later that night, Hector is doing homework.

Jim: [to Hector] "You make careless mistakes."

Hector: "I can get away with this."

[Jim sends Hector to a dining room.]

Sarah: "And if it wasn't bad enough, Rogelio has trouble doing English homework."

Narrator: "Coming up on Supernanny..."

Hector, Rogelio, and Megan: "Johnny's a four-eyes!"

[Chrissa takes the glasses off Johnny Depp]

Narrator: "When Supernanny returns."

Meeting Johnny Depp
Jo: "Shortly, before I left, I wanted to surprise Satsuki, Elisabeth, Jack, and Michael by having to meet their favorite actor at the Hard Rock Cafe in Los Angeles during a vacation."

Johnny Depp: "Hi, my name is Johnny Depp. Remember when I first started my major acting career when I debuted as Thomas Hanson from "21 Jump Street" in 1987. Then I made a film debut as Glen Lantz from "Nightmare on Elm Street." I also married Vanessa Pardis and have two kids named Lily-Rose and Jack in 1999. I am also a Hollywood Vampires member of the band."

Satsuki: "So, Johnny. I am a big fan of you ever since I watched your 2005 film "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." I really like your voice as Willy Wonka. Someday I can draw you as Willy Wonka in anime style for my computer animated sequel and traditionally animated series."

Jack: "I am also a fan of you, especially with the same main character name you play in "Pirates of the Caribbean." The name's Jack."

Elisabeth: "I watched "Chocolat" when I see you and Juliette Binoche."

Michael: "My favorite two movies that had you are "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" 2005.

Johnny Depp: "That's good."

Jim: "But then Hector, Rogelio, Megan, and Chrissa managed to ruin the conversation."

Megan: "Oh lookit!"

Hector: My twin brother is talking to four-eyes!

Hector, Rogelio, and Megan: "Johnny is a four-eyes!"

[Chrissa takes the glasses off Johnny Depp]

DVD Meeting
[The DVD clip plays]

Megan: "Oh lookit!"

Hector: My twin brother is talking to four-eyes!

Hector, Rogelio, and Megan: "Johnny is a four-eyes!"

[Chrissa takes the glasses off Johnny Depp]

The four tearaway troublemakers rehabilitate
Hector: "I am very sorry for the wrongdoings I have done.

Rogelio: "I passed the English language quiz, thanks to tutoring during the summer."

Family Update
[We see the Edgbert family at Disneyland.]