Brahm and Treat get sent to Behavior Modification Camp

Nicole's Decision
Nicole: "Because of your rebellious behavior, you're going to Behavior Modification Camp!"

Treat: "We aren't, stinker!"

Brahm: "Um...what is Behavior Modification Camp?"

Nicole: "It's a camp for bad kids."

Treat (angrily): "WE DON'T WANT TO GO!

3 days after Brahm and Treat have left
Brahm (angrily): "I WANT HAMBURGERS, FRENCH FRIES, AND COCA COLA!"

Officer #1: "When you're at war, soldier, you take what you can get, not what you want!"

Treat: "We'll pee in our pants right now!"

Officer #2: "50 jumping jacks. Wet your pants and that'll be 120 jumping jacks."

[The boys attempt to carry on their threat, but nothing happens]

Officer #3 (angrily): "I expect you soldiers to report to training in 900 hours!"

Brahm: "WE ARE NOT!"

Officer #2 (angrily): "If you misbehave, then you will have 150 jumping jacks."

Treat: "NEVER!"

[Treat angrily punches Officer #2 right across the face]

Officer #2: "I SAID 160 JUMPING JACKS AND 6 PUSH-UPS!"

Brahm: "IT IS TOO HARD!"

Treat (whining): "Stop it!"

Cut to:

[Kayla and Orla are setting the table]

Kayla: "We are waiting for the food!"

Orla: "I know."

[Haidyn and Skyla sit at the table]

Skyla: "We are hungry!"

Haidyn: "We want something to eat!"

4 days after Brahm and Treat have left
Officer #4: "Care to repeat that comment, soldier?"

Officer #1: "Listen up, soldiers! You will sleep when I tell you to sleep, and you will eat what I tell you to eat! Is that clear?"

Brahm (angrily): "No!"

Treat: "So shut up!"

Officer #2: "Misbehave and that will be 150 burpees!"

Brahm: "Too hard!"

Officer #3: "If it's hard, I will show you how harder you can get 150 burpees!"

[Treat kicks a boy in the crotch]

[Brahm does 150 burpees but stops then pees on a little girl's hair]

[Treat pulls another little girl's hair]

Officer #4: "200 burpees for you!"

Cut to:

[Orla is shown doing her homework]

5 days since Brahm and Treat have left
Officer #5: "Lights out, soldiers!"

Brahm: "We don't want too so BITE ME!"

Officer #5: "GO TO SLEEP NOW!"

[Treat escapes]

Officer #4: "COME BACK HERE!"

[Treat defecates, urinates and farts on the grass]

Officer #3: "GO TO BED NOW!"

Treat: "SHUT UP!"

Officer #3: "GO TO BED NOW!"

Cut to:

Orla: "Mom, I got an A in science today."

Nicole: "That's pretty cool."

Kayla: "Hurray for Orla! The smartest sister in the world!"

1 week after Brahm and Treat have left
[Nicole, Robert, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla are having a picnic together]

cut to:

Officer #3: "YOU ARE NOT HAVING HAMBURGERS, FRENCH FRIES AND COCA COLA! YOU ARE TAKING WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS GETTING, SO WE ARE ALL HAVING! NOW, EAT IT!"

Treat: "We are not!"

Brahm: "So cram it, stinker!"

Treat: "And shove it!"

Officer #5: "YOU WILL NEVER TALK TO THE SOLDIERS LIKE THAT!"

cut to:

[Kayla and Orla are feeding ducks by the pond]

Nicole: "Good girls!"

2 weeks after Brahm and Treat have left
Brahm and Treat: "We hate you! You are all stupid!"

Officer #2: "Do 25 pushups, both of you."

Brahm: "NEVER!"

[Brahm kicks Officer #2 in the crouch]

Officer #2: "50 PUSHUPS AND 10 SIT UPS NOW!"

[Treat escapes the camp]

Officer #6 (angrily): "COME BACK HERE NOW!"

cut to:

[Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla are watching Sofia the First]

1 month after Brahm and Treat have left
[Treat hits an officer]

Officer #6: "Start running 3 laps around the track!"

Treat: "Shut up!"

Officer #6: "That is 10 running laps. Is that clear?"

Brahm: "NO!"

Cut to:

[Haidyn drawing a picture of Cinderella]

Cut to:

[Treat and Brahm are peeing on the member of the Behavior Modification Camp]

???: "What the-? Jeez!"

Officer #4: "What's going on here?"

???: "The twins peed on me!"

Officer #4: "BRAHM AND TREAT!"

2 months after Brahm and Treat have left
[Brahm lacerates an officer]

[The officer survives]

Officer #8: "18 running laps, 60 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and 200 jumping jacks!"

Brahm: "No we are not!"

Officer #8: " "

Cut to:

[Orla doing her history test]

[Haidyn reads a book and crosses her legs]

[Nicole staying with her dog]

[Skyla and Kayla playing with dolls]

3 months after Brahm and Treat have left, Nicole gets a call
[Nicole and her daughters are playing in the backyard pool with their stepdad Robert]

[Nicole's cell phone rings]

Nicole: "Oh, just a minute, please."

[Nicole climbs out of the pool and grabs her cell phone]

Nicole: "Hello, who's calling?"

Delia German: "Mrs. Birou-Jennings, your sons are homicidal maniacs!"

Nicole: "What?"

Delia German: "They have lacerated an officer, peed on various things, and refused to do their stuff! Please pick them up ASAP!"

Nicole: "Oh my god!"

Nicole and Robert get tough with Brahm and Treat
[Nicole loses her temper]

Nicole (screaming angrily): "BRAHM ALLAN AND TREAT TRITON JENNINGS! YOUR BEHAVIOR AT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION CAMP WAS ABYSMAL!!!"