Kodansa Family Revisited/Transcript

A few months ago...
Meryn: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

[Josef spits]

[Meryn screams]

Meryn: "DIE!"

But now...
[Meryn throws a vase at Gloria]

Meryn: "(bleep)!"

[Frederick flips off a young girl]

[Josef unzips his pants and pees all over Cruise's pants]

Cruise: "MOMMY! JOSEF PEED ALL OVER MY PANTS!"

Kirsten: "JOSEF!"

Gloria and the winners of So You Think You Are The Best Nanny
Gloria: " "

Gloria and Giuseppe, Venere, and Webeewize
Gloria: " "

Gloria returns to the Kodansa Family household
[Kendra arrives]

Bryce: "What...another (bleep)?! I don't want anymore (bleep)s in the house!"

Kendra: "We don't swear like that, Bryce."

Bryce: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP! NO (bleep)S ALLOWED!"

Gloria: "Bryce Kodansa! We do not swear in the house!"

The huge torture of the bad children
Gloria: "Webeewize tortured the badly-behaved children."

[Webeewize is placing a box in the 3-year old quadruplets' room, containing a rabies-infected dog, with another box which contains a ton of bugs the quadruplets hate, which are exceedingly harmful]

Webeewize: " "

Getting The 12-year olds Ready For Church
Gloria: "The 12-year-olds doesn't want to come for church."

Larson: "I HATE CHURCH SO MCH!"

Landon: "ME TOO!"

Luther: "I AGREE! CHURCH SUCKS! IT IS (bleep)!"

Getting the 4-year olds Ready For Church
Gloria: "Josef and Bryce did not want to come to church."

Josef: "WE HATE CHURCH!!!"

Bryce: "SO YOU CANNOT MAKE US!!!"

Olan: "Well, we have to go to church every Sunday."

[Josef flips Olan off]

[Webeewize banishes Josef to the Naughty Rectangle]

[Bryce spits in Webeewize's face]

[Webeewize banishes Bryce to the Naughty Rectangle]

Josef: "I'M GOING TO MAXIE'S HOUSE,"

Bryce: "AND I'M GOING TO EDDIE'S HOUSE!!!"

Giuseppe: "STOP!!! STOP!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!"

[Josef and Bryce dart out of the house]

Giuseppe: "Venere, you chase Josef. I'll chase Bryce."

Venere: "Okay."

Cut to:

[Venere and Kirsten chase Josef, who darts to Maxie's house]

Josef: "GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU CAN GO (long bleep)!!!!" (Subtitles: "Go kill yourself, you can go...")

Venere: "Don't you dare go in to that house!"

[Venere and Kirsten resume chasing after Josef, like furious hyenas]

Josef: "LOSERS!"

Cut to:

[Giuseppe and Olan chase Bryce, who darts to Eddie's house. Giuseppe chases like a furious rabid gorilla]

Bryce: "GO J(long bleep)F YOURSELF, YOU FILTHY SON OF A (bleep)!!!" (Subtitles: "Go j*****f yourself, you filthy son of a b****...")

Giuseppe: "GET OVER HERE!!!"

[Giuseppe chases even faster]

[Olan chases Bryce too]

Getting the Other Children Ready For Church
Gloria: "The other kids doesn't want to go to church."

[Meryn plays a game on her iPad]

Meryn (yelling angrily): "I HATE CHURCH!"

Kirsten: "Come on, forget your iPad and come here, now!"

Meryn: "BUT MOM! IT IS MY IPAD! IT IS MY PRIZED POSSESSION! I WANT IT NOW!"

Kirsten: "Come on! Drop down your iPad and come to Church!"

Meryn: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

[Meryn throws the vase at Kirsten]

Kirsten: "OUCH! COME TO CHURCH NOW!"

Meryn: "I CAN'T! I WANT MY IPAD! ALL I HAVE IS MYSPACE AND BEBO SO SHUT UP AND BURN IN (bleep)! YOU UGLY WANNABE!"

Kirsten: "COME TO CHURCH NOW OR ELSE!"

Meryn: "NEVER!"

[Meryn is now in tears]

Kirsten: "CHURCH NOW!"

Meryn: "AAAAAAH SHUT UP!"

Webeewize: "CHURCH NOW OR STAY IN THE CREEPY ZOO! IF YOU DON'T THEN IT WILL BE CREEPY ZOO!"

Meryn: "OH SHUT UP WEBEEWIZE! I AM ON MY IPAD! GO AWAY!"

Giuseppe: "Go to church or no iPad for you!"

Meryn: "HEY SHUT UP LOSER!"

Kirsten: "Meryn is a spoiled brat."

Adult Meeting
[Ola rings the doorbell]

Creepy Zoo
Webeewize: "FOLLOW ME! I HAVE MADE THE CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!!!"

Meryn: "No thank you!"

[Meryn runs off]

Josef: "What?"

Bryce: "Oh no!

Frederick: "What is it?"

Webeewize: "A creepy zoo! For the robotic animals! Here is.......Slasher the Goldfish!"

Frederick: "Oh no!"

Webeewize: "Skinripper the Bear!"

[Meryn throws her iPad at Skinripper the Bear]

Webeewize: "Demon the Dog!"

[Bryce, Meryn, Ice and Luther scream]

[Josef screams and runs off]

Webeewize: "Dark Blood the Cat"

[Bryce spits on Dark Blood the Cat]

Webeewize: "Say hello to all of my Kaijus! Here it is, Bloodface, Murder, Screamer, Killer, Morgue and Homicide!"

[The six kaijus roar]

[Michelle screams in fear]

[Frederick faints]

[Bryce and Josef pees on all of the kaijus]

Josef: "Yay! We blew up the kaijus of death!"

Trip to the Supermarket
[Meryn shoplifts a Cheshire Kitty doll]

[Josef shoplifts a Henry Thomas the Tank Engine figurine]

[Bryce shoplifts a Super Why doll]

[Rain shoplifts an Ed Edd n Eddy DVD]

[Ice shoplifts a book]

[Cloud shoplifts a chocolate bar]

Getting The Other Children Ready For Opera
[Meryn is now on Beebo]

DVD Meeting
N.O.: "Where are the nannies?"

[We hear the doorbell ring]

[N.O. retrieves the door to reveal Venere]

The adults finally get the children to turn over a new leaf without automatic time
Kendra: "All of you kids. I want you to use this sheet of paper, crumble it into a ball, throw it on the ground and smash it. Let's see what bullying looks like."

[Meryn uses a sheet of paper, crumbles it, throws it and smashs it]

[Bryce and Josef does the same]

[All kids does the same]

Gloria: "Does bullying look like to you?"

Meryn: "Yes, Gloria."

Kendra: "Good. Now all of you want an apologize letter to take away all of your anger."

Meryn: "My anger?"

Gloria: "Yes."

Time to announce the champion
Kendra: "I can't believe that I'm the ultimate nanny! I'm so, so happy to have won!"

Minister: "Kendra, tell everyone how you have won."

Kendra: "I've been working as a nanny for a long time, I love this job."

N.O.: "Kendra has been working since 1988 and never retired."

Ember: "The future is getting brighter now since Kendra received the title of the ultimate nanny, and no one has ever made a return to the Naughty time-out areas. They are no longer disrespectful, they are no longer uncontrollable."

[cut to the family on a family vacation]