Clusturific Family/Transcript

before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Gavrilla: "PUT RYUUNOSUKE IN (bleep) TIMEOUT FOR NOT LETTING ME WATCH PB&J OTTER!"

Announcer: "Jo visits a very, very, very large family..."

Ladonna: "Lucy and Lacey are SO ungrateful!"

Announcer: "With five adopted sets of twins that misbehave..."

[Konstantin throws a potted plant at Aaliyah]

[Dima shakes Ryosuke's crib]

[Ryosuke cries]

Melora: "Mummy is poo-poo!"

Igor: "Mommy is a Poopie-head!"

[Ladonna spanks Melora and Igor with a wooden mallet]

Announcer: "And a stubborn and self-centered mother who brings out the wooden mallet..."

Ladonna: "This will teach you not to smash my Blackberry!"

Announcer: "And a dozen well-behaved children..."

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm in Mobile ready to help a very, very, very large family with a very, very, very stubborn mother who treats Lacey and Lucy like slaves, and a concerned and caring father. Let's take a look."

Lacey, John, and Lucy: "Hi, we're the Clusturific Family."

John: "I'm John."

Lacey: "I'm Lacey, age 16."

Lucy: "And I'm Lucy, age 14."

John: "My wife's name is Ladonna."

Kimiko, Lacey, Lucy and Hada Run away from Home
Hada: "I'm sick of mom's (bleep)."

Kimiko: "Yeah, I've had it with her."

Lacey: "She treats me and Lucy like slaves."

Lucy: "We're running away."

[Lucy, Lacey, Hada and Kimiko gather their things and run away]

Kimiko: "Where will we go now?"

Lucy: "As far away from that (bleep) as possible."

Lacey: "We'll leave town, and start a new life."

Jo vs. Ladonna
Jo: "Lacey was crying because she didn't go to the party with Lucy because of Miss Ladonna. So, I decided to give Ladonna a piece of my mind."

Jo: "YOUR SELFISHNESS RIGHT NOW IS APPALLING!"

[Ladonna rolls her eyes]

Jo: "Why are you rolling your eyes?"

Ladonna:

Jo:

Ladonna: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Lacey: