Selfishnanny Special (Icon Family)/Transcript

Carlos' Disipline Methods
Carlos: "(bleep)ING SPANKING AND CREEPY ZOO!!"

[Carlos spanks Toshio]

Carlos: "YOU ARE NOT PLAYING WITH YOUR (bleep)ING LAP DOG AND AQUATIC FISH, CUZ TOYS ARE FOR TEENS!"

Meg: "Daddy! LEAVE HIM ALONE!"

Webeewize: "I was pleased to see the spankings and Creepy Zoo."

Creepy Zoo
Webeewize: "FOLLOW ME! I HAVE MADE A STRONGER CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!!!"

Baozhai: "Not scared!"

Meg: "NO!"

Toshio: "I'm not scared of the Creepy Zoo, I saw it about 500 million times that Uncle Carlos did for me."

Toshio, Yoshi, and Satoko Runs Away
[Toshio gathers his plushies, picture books, sweaters, snacks and toys into his roller suitcase]

[Yoshi and Satoko gathers their things in a roller suitcase]

Yoshi: "My brother is an abusive jerk so we are going back to Japan!"

Satoko: "Webeewize, please, please sort out Carlos, we can't be here any longer because of him, sayonara Webeewize! Come on, Brooke, Meg, Agatha, Tanya, Baozhai, we are leaving!"

Toshio: "Please, please, do it for us, for Shelia, for Agatha, for everyone! I just want my Sonic, Pokemon, and Mario plush toys, I want them......."

Satoko: "It's okay, there safe with us, and we made sure they were safe from Carlos for you."

[Satoko hands Toshio his Sonic, Pikachu, Shadow, Mario, Luigi, Silver, Dr. Eggman, Meowth, Chatot, Azelf, Plusle, Minun, Uxie, Mesprit, Amy Rose, Cream, Eevee, Flareon, Froakie, Entei, Jirachi, Shaymin, Vaporeon, Lapras, Virizion, Mew, Keldeo, Jolteon, Espeon, Umbreon, Totodile Reshiram, Knuckles, Dialga, Leafeon, Glaceon, Mantyke, and Raichu plush and Tails plushies as he puts them one by one execpt Pikachu in a backpack]

Carlos: "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING YOU TRAITORS!"

Satoko: "SAYONARA YOU ABUSIVE (bleep)! WE ARE GOING BACK TO JAPAN, WHERE WE BELONG!"

[Satoko turns to Webeewize and Aggie]

Satoko: "Well, farewell Sister-in-law, sayonara and gomenasai, Webeewize, say to Carlos, that we moved back, please, please!"

[Satoko, Yoshi, and Toshio get in a car and leave while Toshio is waving]

Aggie: "WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE! I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE!"

[Aggie breaks down in tears]

Aggie: "Toshio....."

[Satoko texts Aggie on her iPhone]

Satoko: "It says 'We will always, I mean always be with you, arigatou for everything, Toshio will miss you."

[Satoko also finds a video with the message]

Toshio (in the video): "Arigatou! Sayonara!"

[Aggie notices a music sended with it]

Aggie: "Huh?"

[Aggie plays the song]

Aggie: "Gomenasai by t.A.T.u, played at Sheila's funeral, my baby Sheila."

[Aggie sobs]

[Agatha baubles]

Meg: "Mommy? where's Uncle Yoshi, Toshio, Aunt Satoko?"

Aggie: "Meg...... They moved back to...to....Japan...I'm sorry.....They aren't coming back.. Daddy hurt them so badly that they moved back, Toshio wanted his toys so badly.."