Camacho-Baldwin Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Suzanne: “LET’S GO! SPANKING STEW!”

Finn: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Grayson screams at the top of his lungs]

[Suzanne's mother arrives with a walking stick]

[Suzanne's mother hits Declan with a walking stick]

Submission reel
'''David: “Hello, my name is David. I’m 45 years old. From my previous marriage, I have my baby girl Brielle who is 21, my next baby girl Natalie who’s 15, I also have Azalea who‘s 13, Jacob who is 12, Dash who is 9, Harry who‘s 6, Ben who’s 4, and Barbara who‘s 2. Brielle also has Lucy who is also 2. My current wife Suzanne also has a huge family from her own previous marriage. She has Penelope who is 25, Ophelia who’s 22, Atticus who’s 17, Axel who’s 15, Astrid who’s 13, Kaia who’s 12, Arlo who’s 10, Henry who’s 8, Finn who’s 7, Declan who is 6, Grayson who’s 5, Scarlett who’s 4, Nora who’s 3, and Aurora who is 2. Penelope also has Jasper who’s 4 and Naomi who’s 1, and Ophelia has Saiorse who 2."'''

Brielle: "Hi, I'm Brielle and I'm a mother of Lucy aged 2."

Penelope: "Hello, I'm Penelope and I'm the mother of Jasper and Naomi."

Ophelia: "And I'm Ophelia and I'm the mother of Saiorse."

David: "Suzanne's children and grandchildren were ripped from their father and grandfather Jacob by the CPS due to a court order saying that Suzanne and her parents and siblings demanded for all her children and grandchildren to live with her."

[We see a photo of Suzanne's former husband Jacob]

Penelope: "The social services also called an ambulance and the psychiatric doctors and nurses to help the social workers, the CPS and the police 

[We see a photo of Suzanne's children and grandchildren being ]

Ophelia: "And the police told dad that if he intervened, he would be arrested."

Penelope: "Mother has locked me and all my siblings and my children and Saiorse away in her house since the CPS people and the cops snatched all of us from our father. We don't get to go outdoors, we haven't even went to school and she refuses to let us visit our father."

David: "Together we have no one. Wanna see the main problem? Here it is."

[Jasper is crying screamingly]

Suzanne: “COME HERE NOW! SPANKING STEW! OH, YOU’RE GUARANTEED TO BE SOAKED IN VAPE JUICE, AND DIET COKE!”

[Joyce flinches with utter shock]

David: “Suzanne will escort the kids to a pool of ingredients that are mostly alcoholic beverages and animal bloods.”

[Joyce’s mouth is very wide open and she is shaking her head from side to side]

Kaia: “But there’s chinchilla blood in it!”

Suzanne: “THAT’S FUCKING ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! AND THERE’S RABBIT BLOOD, PENGUIN BLOOD, I CAN GO ON!”

[Joyce gasps in horror]

'''David: “None of the kids actually deserve any punishment, never mind the Spanking Stew. Suzanne always expects everything to go her way and if things don’t go it, she doesn’t take it well.”'''

David: "My ex-wife is Abigail. We divorced because we were most upset with each other. But Abigail is also more upset with Suzanne."

[We see a photo of David's former wife Abigail]

Suzanne (to Azalea): “You wear this dress girl, you’re going in the Spanking Stew in it.”

[Joyce is mind blown]

'''David: “Suzanne even forces Natalie to be her slave around the house 24/7. She forces her to cook and scrub the house.”'''

Suzanne: "YOU'RE GOING TO BE COVERED IN ITS BLOOD IF THE FLOOR ISN'T SHINY AS A BABY ANIMAL'S ASS!"

Suzanne: "You either stuff this with flavor or get stuffed with blood of a hedgehog, piss of diabetics, and more."

Suzanne: "Reload the Spanking Stew or you're going inside yourself."

Brielle: "YOU LEAVE NATALIE ALONE!!!!!!"

Penelope: "She also forces my brothers Atticus and Axel to be her slaves too."

Ophelia: "She makes them do things like Natalie was forced to do like cooking, scrubbing and all that sort of thing."

Suzanne: "YOU GET ON WITH YOUR WORK!"

Penelope: "YOU'D BETTER NOT HURT ATTICUS AND AXEL, YOU BITCH!!!!!"

Suzanne: "OH YES I WILL, YOUNG LADY!!!!!"

Joyce: "I really did not just hear that. I really did not just hear that. I really did not."

Suzanne: "And make sure there's chinchilla blood, ice cubes, vape juice, liquor, everything."

Suzanne: “NO, NO, NO, NORA! YOU’RE SO, SO, SO GOING TO THE SPANKING STEW!”

David: "All of Suzanne's children are thinking about emigrating to another country because of her, but I was planning to adopt them or maybe get them back to their father, but Suzanne wouldn't allow that."

Brielle: "I decided that me and my siblings and Lucy will run away from our wicked stepmother."

Observation begins
Joyce: “You enforce the Spanking Stew?”

Suzanne: “It’s where bad children that deserve it get mixed with liquor, piss of diabetics, smoker’s cough, baby mice wine, tapeworm shot, soap, bleach, and lots of vape juice and Coke, it also has blood of chinchillas, penguins, alligators, pandas, rabbits, hamsters, and hedgehogs.”

Joyce: “My word... my word... my word... my word... my word...”

Suzanne: “What are you my wording about even at all? You can’t say that five times in a row.”

Joyce: “Well I just did. Because what you’re doing is so wrong.”

Suzanne: “Oh, I beg to differ, and the kids would never stop crying after 30 minutes of getting sent there, so they get sent back to the Spanking Stew. It should get them to refrain from crying.”

The Spanking Stew is used
[Dash is playing with a handheld video game device]

Suzanne: "DASH, NO VIDEO GAMES! SPANKING STEW!"

[Dash tries running away, but Suzanne grabs him]

Suzanne: "Oh, you're not trying to run away from me, young man."

[Suzanne banishes and throws Dash into the Spanking Stew]

Suzanne: "NATALIE, THERE BETTER BE A DECENT AMOUNT OF VAPE JUICE AND DIET COKE!"

Joyce talks to Suzanne's children
Ophelia (to Atticus and Axel): "Come on boys, we're going to see Joyce."

Atticus: "Okay! Who's Joyce?"

Ophelia: " "

Axel: "But what if mom sees us?"

Ophelia: "Don't worry, I'm right here."

Joyce: "Tell me more about your father."

Joyce tries to have a parent meeting
Joyce: “Suzanne, let’s talk about your Spanking Stew.”

Suzanne: “No! It’s necessary!”

David: “The kids would be doing a lot better without it. You’re the only one who’s caused a problem.”

Suzanne: “No! The kids don’t listen! They have to go in the Spanking Stew!”

Joyce: “Listen, I agree with your husband. The Spanking Stew is an unbelievably bad technique that you should be ashamed of.”

Suzanne: “Someone wants to go there! Do you wanna go to the Spanking Stew, young lady?”

Joyce: (raises her voice) “I don’t want no one to go, never mind-“

Suzanne: “RIGHT! THAT FUCKING DOES IT!”

[Suzanne drags Joyce towards the Spanking Stew]

Joyce: “Hey! What are you doing? That Spanking Stew needs to be addressed!”

Suzanne: “ZIP IT OR YOU’RE STAYING THERE FOR TWICE THE TIME!”

Joyce: “I’m trying to-“

Suzanne: “OH, YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT, YOUNG LADY!”

[Joyce is thrown in the Spanking Stew]

Suzanne: “Well if there isn’t an old lady in the Spanking Stew!”

[Joyce tries to leave, but Suzanne shoves her into more ingredients of the Spanking Stew]

Suzanne: “DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE, YOU BRATTY GIRL!”

Joyce: "YOU COULD'VE BROKEN MY BONES!"

Suzanne: "THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL AND WOULD TEACH YOU TO LET THE SPANKING STEW BE!!!"

Joyce: "This is what I was trying to get them to talk about. Suzanne needs to realize that this needs to stop right now."

Suzanne's Spanking Stew duties continue
[Scarlett smacks Suzanne]

Scarlett: "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING CUTE INNOCENT LITTLE CHINCHILLAS, HEDGEHOGS, HAMSTERS, PENGUINS, AND RABBITS, JUST TO TORTURE US!"

Suzanne: "Oh, you're gonna get worse, very young lady. Right now. Let's go."

Arlo: "NO SHE ISN'T! AND YOU'RE NOT KILLING PANDAS, PENGUINS, HEDGEHOGS, RABBITS, AND ALLIGATORS SO MY OLDER SIBLINGS LISTEN TO YOUR SLAVE TRASH!!!!!!"

Suzanne: "YOU DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE!"

Arlo: "YOU JUST DID IT, HYPOCRITE!"

Suzanne: "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, SPANKING STEW FOR YOU TOO! I WAS GONNA DO IT FOR ONLY HALF THE TIME I'M DOING IT UNTIL YOU SAID YOUR LAST SENTENCE!!!! DO YOU WANT TO STAY EVEN LONGER?!?!?!"

Joyce talks to the exes
Joyce: "I greeted "

Joyce: "It's Joyce Ortega, a nanny who is helping your kids."

[Jacob shakes Joyce's hand]

Jacob: "It's a nice life to have you here."

Jacob: "Penelope smacked a social worker across her face. They even threw dishes which smashed and toys at those people and they even ran away to my neighbors screaming for help."

[Jacob breaks down in tears]

Jacob: "The next day, the entire neighborhood is holding banners and signs saying things like, 'SAVE THE CAMACHO KIDS!', 'KEEP JACOB'S CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN HOME!', "

Jacob: "I even called the social services to ask if they could check on my children and grandchildren, but they refused to ever do it."

Joyce: "Oh. I see."

David violently throws Suzanne out
[David drags the screaming and resisting Suzanne in her room]

[David begins smashing up and trashing Suzanne's room]

[David furiously throws suitcases and duvet bags at Suzanne]

[David smacks Suzanne across her face]

[Suzanne screams]

Suzanne snatches all her children and grandchildren from David
Joyce: "But Suzanne forced herself back in yet again "

Suzanne: "WE'RE BEING KICKED OUT, "

The police chase Suzanne
Police: "Suzanne, you're under arrest."

Suzanne: 'WHAT? You can't do that! I can't do that! You can NOT arrest me!"

Police: "For abuse of your children, yes we can."

Suzanne: "You're taking the wrong person!"

Family Update
David: "Suzanne has been sentenced to spend the next five months in jail for abusing her children and her Spanking Stew has been removed."

Suzanne: "NOOOOOOOOO! I WANT MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN!!!!!!"