Iconic-Todaro Family visits the Kiranoko Family

The Visit
Nicole: "The Iconic-Todaros met the Kiranoko Family because Paula met Marie-Anne via Facebook."

[Paula checks to see if Giuseppe is around, and does not see him]

[Paula and her kids quietly tiptoe outside and hail a taxi]

Paula: "We'd better leave before Giuseppe gets back from Charlie's bar."

[Paula and her kids slip into the taxi, and the taxi drives away]

5 miles later

[Paula and her kids arrive at the Bullet train station and they get on the bullet train]

35 minutes later

[Paula and her kids arrive at the Kiranoko doorstep]

Marie-Anne: "Come on in."

[Paula sees a German boy and a Greek girl using a phone]

Hans: "Gutentag, my name is Hans."

Agape: "And my name is Agape."

Paula: "Why Gutentag to you to."

[Hans is watching a German horror movie]

[The other children other than Hans and Agape come down stairs]

[Giuseppe comes back from the bar and finds Paula and the kids gone]

Giuseppe: "They're gone."

Hans: "I know vhat (that) man, I heard his reputation on the net."

Giuseppe: "Only the adults are allowed to watch TV, got it?"

Paula: "How did you find us?"

Hans: "VHAT'S BULL(bleep)! NEIN (no) ONE CARES!"

Alda: "Ve, big brother, what's going on?"

[We see Alda holding her Mario plush]

Giuseppe: "(bleep)ING SPANKING!"

Hans: "Run, Alda."

Alda: "Hans---"

Hans: "JUST GO! I'll handle Giuseppe by myself! Don't worry about me! I'll be fine!"

[Alda runs upstairs and shuts the door]

Hans: "Well, (bleep)ing well, isn't it Giuseppe Todaro, the mother(bleep)er who never lets anyone watch TV."

Giuseppe: "Well, isn't it Hans, who prank calls my siblings."

Hans: "Your siblings deserve to be pranked by me."

Giuseppe: "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! YOU VEGETARIAN GERMAN!"

Nicole: "Then Hans had a little trick up his sleeve."

Hans: "Uh, i'm looking for, my friend Jest, last name Ture."

Giuseppe: "JEST TURE? I'M LOOKING FOR A GESTURE!"

Sun Wei: "Ni hao! here's one!"

[Sun Wei flips Giuseppe off then runs off]

Hans: "JA! YOU FELL FOR IT! SUCKER!"

[Hans goes upstairs and locks his door, which is hidden and hides the key]

Hans: "Vhat a dork."

Satoko: "Hai, I agree."

Setsuko: "Me too."

Aina: "Si."

Adele: "Yes, you are all correct."

Agape: "Yes."

Alda: "Yes, we are safe, ve."

Sun Wei and Sun Chen: "Yep, it was pretty funny."

Akim: "Best idea yet."

Rolf: "Vhat man is a dork-muffin."

Dita: "You guys are so right."

cut to:

[Giuseppe banging on the basement door]

Giuseppe: "LET ME IN!"

Hans: "YOU CAN'T GET IN! THE KEY IS IN HERE AND WE ARE NOT COMING OUT!"

Alda: "YEAH!"

Hans: "GOD(bleep)IT! ALDA WAS A BETTER ITALIAN THAN YOU!"

Alda: "Ve~, what shall we do Hans?"

Hans: "I got an idea, first, we will have to use the phone!"

Hans' Master Prank
Nicole: "The kids decide to get their revenge on Giuseppe."

Hans: "Vhat guys a loser! we need to get him outta here!"

Alda: "Yeah, ve~, he is annoying."

Sun Wei: "SIblings, Hans got an idea like he said."

Hans: "He's right."

[Alda is seen with her Mario plush]

Hans: "We will have to stay there, don't worry everyone, we still have the fridge and the kitchen."

cut to:

[Giuseppe banging on the door]

Giuseppe: "LET ME IN!"

[Alda gets frightened and hides behind Hans]

Alda: "Older fratello...."

Hans: "It's okay, dieser Kerl stoppt schlug die Tür wirklich bald, ist die Tür sehr schwer."

Rolf: "He's saying that guy would stop banging the door real soon, the door is very hard."

Satoko: "Who wants to watch TV?"

Hans: "Hate to say this, schwester, it's a bad idea, I heard his reputation on FaceBook, he said toys were for babies and TV is for adults."

Ania: "Si, I did too."

Hans: "So the laptop is our only option."

[Hans goes on the laptop and searches up prank names]

Hans: "Vhat about Teika Showa?"

Setsuko: "L-O-L! Let's do it!"

Hans: "YEAH!"

[Hans passes the telephone to Setsuko, who dials Giuseppe's number]

cut to:

[Giuseppe's phone rings]

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Setsuko: "Is my friend there? his last name is Showa, first name Teika."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe goes to where Marie-Anne, Paula, Joseph, and their friend Aggie are]

Giuseppe: "I am looking for Teika Showa, TEIKA SHOWA, GUYS! I WANNA TAKE A SHOWER!"

[Marie-Anne points at the bathroom door]

Marie-Anne: "The bathroom is over there."

[Joseph and Aggie laugh]

[Giuseppe returns to his phone]

Giuseppe: "WHAT?! IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE! I WILL TEAR YOU APART! AND STICK A SAUSAGE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND STICK STARVING DOGS IN YOUR (bleep)!"

[Setsuko hangs up, and guflaws with her siblings]

Marie-Anne: "Still wanna use the shower?"

cut to:

[Hans high-fives Setsuko]

Hans: "Vhat is awesome!"

Setsuko: "Right!"

Rolf: "He won't even know!"

Hans: "(bleep)ING HA!"

Rolf: "Yeah right!"

8:00 pm
Adele: "Guys, he's still trying to get in."

[Giuseppe is heard banging on the door]

Hans: "Get Alda to her room, he wants to hurt her."

Rolf: "Come with me!"

[Rolf picks up Alda and dashes to Alda's room]

Rolf: "Stay here, okay?"

Alda: "Okay..."

[Rolf runs out of the room]

Hans: "I AM NOT LETTING YOU TOUCH ALDA!"

cut to:

[Alda clutches her Yoshi and Koopa Troopa plush]

Alda: "Please Hans, keep safe."

Giuseppe: "YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER! ALDA NEEDS A SPANKING!"

Hans: "NIEN WAY! YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN!"

Giuseppe: "You annoying tribe...LET ME IN!"

Hans: "Don't try and shoot the door, it is bulletproof, you can't shoot it."

[Hans walks away and ignores Giuseppe]

Hans: "Now we can watch TV, I told him the door was bulletproof, and I have the key!"

[Hans puts the key in his bag]

Hans: "There is also no enterance here, this is the only way you can enter."

[Hans puts on the TV]

Hans: "Shall we watch?, Almanya - Welcome to Deutschland (Germany)?"

Alda: "Okay."

Hans: "This is country movie night, it is where we pick a movie from our own country."

Satoko: "Good Idea."

cut to

[Giuseppe is banging on the door]

Giuseppe: "HOW OLD ARE YOU ALL?! SPANKING!"

Hans: "Our ages are private, besides, we aren't going to tell you."

cut to:

Giuseppe: "GET OUTTA HERE YOU GERMAN BRAT, YOU BETTER COME HERE!"

[Hans pauses the movie and angrily goes up to the door]

Hans: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP! I AM TRYING TO WATCH ALMANYA - WELCOME TO DEUTSCHLAND! (bleep)IT! DON'T DISTURB OUR MOVIE NIGHT!"

Alda: "Fratello, that man's annoying."

Hans: "I agree with you."

10:00 pm
[The kids are in bed, while Giuseppe is still banging on the door]

Hans: "Oh, mien gott! (My God!)"

Alda: "Something wrong fratello."

Hans: "This annoying (bleep)er is still banging on the door! and I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP ALREADY!"

[Hans angrily gets out of bed, up the door]

Hans: "QUIT BANGING THE DOOR! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

[Hans comes out, brings Giuseppe to the living room]

Hans: "Go to sleep."

[Hans then walks away back to basement, locks the door, and goes to sleep]

Morning
[The kids come out of the basement]

Marie-Anne: "So? How was your movie night?"

Hans: "Mien gott, I kinda hated it because Giuseppe, who wanted to spank us, failed to shut the (bleep) up!"

Giuseppe: "TV IS---"

Hans: "SHUT UP! GOTT(bleep)IT! WHO CARES?! NO ONE! NIEN MORE TV-FOR-18-OR-OVER (bleep) OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

Marie-Anne: "So, what happened?"

Hans: "He tried to attack Alda, oh my, and ruined our movie night, Sun Wei and Sun Chen watched Chinese Ghost Story, I watched Almanya - Welcome to Deutschland, Satoko and Setsuko watched Ju-On: The Grudge, Ania watched Ghost Graduation, Adele watched Dragon Hunters, Dita watched The Wedding, Agape watched Fishtales, Alda watched Hercules and the Princess of Troy, Mi-Yung watched Yobi: The Five Tailed Fox, Akim watched The Snow Queen, and Rolf watched Barney the Dinosaur but in Deutsch (German)."

[Marie-Anne glares at Giuseppe]

Marie-Anne: "Do not ruin my kid's movie night, AGAIN!"

Hans: "So f*** you, Giuseppe!"

Satoko: "You tell him Hans!"

Hans: "Besides, I have the key."

[Hans holds up a key]

Hans: "And you can't have it!"

[Hans and the other kids go in the basement and he locks the door]

Hans: "Who wants to play Skylanders?"

[All the kids aside from Hans raise their hands]

Hans: "We will have a competition to see if you can beat me in it, okay."

[Hans draws out a competiton sheet]

The kids play Skylanders
Nicole: "The kids decided they played Skylanders."

Satoko: "Fun game, isn't it?"

Akim: "Guys. he's banging on the door."

[Hans comes up to the door]

Hans: "VHAT THE (bleep) DO YOU (bleep)ING WANT YOU (bleep)ING (long bleep)?!"

Giuseppe: "To (bleep)ing spank Alda."

Hans: "NIEN! LIKE (bleep) YOU WILL! STAY AWAY FROM HER!"

[Alda looks at her brother]

Alda: "Fratello...."

Hans: "Satoko! Setsuko! get her outta here now!"

Satoko: "Come with me!"

[Satoko grabs Alda's left hand and she runs with Setsuko]

Alda: "I'm scared older sorelle (sisters)."

Hans: "I'll handle Giuseppe!"

[Hans unlocks the door, and and then locks it from the outside]

Hans: "LEAVE ME ALONE GOTT(bleep)IT! JUST (bleep) OFF!"

[Giuseppe goes in the basement]

Hans: "GET OUTTA MY BASEMENT YOU PIECE OF (bleep)!"

Giuseppe: "Your basement?!"

Hans: "Leave now! SO (bleep) OFF!"

[Hans pushes Giuseppe out of the basement]

Hans: "DON'T BOTHER COMING IN!"

[Hans then locks the basement door from the inside]

Hans: "Mother(bleep)er!"

[Hans goes downstairs]

Hans: "Alda, Satoko, and Setsuko! we can go back into playing Skylanders!"

Nicole: "Giuseppe then disturbed them whilst playing."

Prank Call Harrasment
Nicole: "As a result of annoying them and making Hans lose Skylanders, he decided to prank call Giuseppe, with the name, I.C Nuthin."

Hans: "This is the ultimate price you piece of (bleep)!"

[Hans picks up the phone and dials Giuseppe's number]

cut to:

[Giuseppe picks up the phone]

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Hans: "I'm looking for my friend, Mr. Nuthin, first intintals I.C."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe goes to the living room]

Giuseppe: "I.C NUTHIN! WHY DON'T I SEE NOTHING?!"

Marie-Anne: "Are you blind?"

[Joseph's friends laugh]

[Giuseppe returns to his phone]

Giuseppe: "IF I EVER FIND YOU! I WILL FORCE FEED YOU TOBASCO SAUCE AND KILL YOU!"

cut to:

[Hans hangs up]

Hans: "Vhat a loser!"

Alda: "Yes."

Hans: "Now vhat shall we do now?"

Alda: "Watch TV?"

Hans: "Umm, I think I would watch some TV, as long that idioten (idiot) doesn't annoy me, then me and the two sets of twins will peform our music."

Alda: "What song are you gonna do?"

Hans: "I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett, it's a classic!"

Exploding Spirit's Band Peformance
Nicole: "Hans, Satoko, Setsuko, Sun Wei, and Sun Chen decided to peform I Love Rock 'N Roll."

Kiranoko Sparkle Party
Nicole: "Then Hans invited his brothers and sister's friends over including his own friends."

Hans: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the party r should I say AUSTRIAN-GERMAN-JAPANESE-CHINESE-RUSSIAN-ITALIAN-POLISH-FRENCH-GREEK-KOREAN SPARKLE PARTY! WOO!"

[The Kiranoko Family's friends come to the basement, and lock the door, then Hans puts on some music, then gets a phone]

Hans: "Let's prank call Giuseppe!"

[Hans gets a phone]

cut to:

[Giuseppe's phone rings]

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Hans: "I am looking for my friend, first name Apu, last name Meltsinyourmuth."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe goes to the living room]

Giuseppe: "APU MELTSINYOURMOUTH! DID YOU KNOW A POO MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Marie-Anne: "YOU'RE DISGUSTING!"

[Joseph and his friends laugh]

cut to:

[Hans hangs up]

cut to:

Marie-Anne: "YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING GIUSEPPE!"

cut to:

[the two sets of twins and Hans go on the stage]

Hans: "Ein! (one!)"

Satoko and Setsuko: "Ni! (two!)"

Sun Wei and Sun Chen: "Sā n! (three!)"

Hans: "GO!"

[Hans, Sun Wei, Sun Chen, Satoko, and Setsuko get their equipment out]

Hans: "HANDS UP (bleep)ES!"

[I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett plays]

Alda: "FRATELLO! YAY!"

cut to:

[Giuseppe hears the racket downstairs in the basement]

Giuseppe: "KEEP QUIET!"

[Hans goes up to the enterance]

Hans: "NEIN!"

Giuseppe: "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN HERE!"

Hans: "SHUT UP!"

Giuseppe: "YOU ARE ANNOYING!"

Hans: "Nope, at least I am not an annoying twit who won't let kids play with toys and watch TV."

Satoko: "PARTY HARD!"

Hans: "Now If you excuse me I am going down stairs."

[Hans goes downstairs]

Giuseppe: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!"

Joseph: "It's Kiranoko Sparkle Party, It is where they wear sparkly clothing, make prank calls, and annoy people upstairs."

Hans: "123! LET'S DANCE!"

[Hans gets a microphone]

Nicole: "Then it went really party hard! the kids partied hard during the entire hour"

Hans: "UPPAN IS GANGNAM STYLE!"

Satoko: "SPARKLE PARTY WOO!"

Alda: "THIS PARTY IS THE BEST!"

Hans: "Horror movies!"

[Hans gets the Child's Play DVD and puts in the DVD Player]

Hans: "Anyone under 9, leave NOW."

[All the kids under 9 leave and go to the bedrooms]

cut to:

[Hans starts to play Gangnam Style on the laptop]

The kids and Lucy
Nicole: "Paula introduced the kids to Lucy, only 5 years old at the time."

[Alda is holding on to Hans' hand while taking an insulin shot]

Marie-Anne: "Good girl."

Lucy: "What is she getting injected with?"

Hans: "Insulin, she has Type 1 Diabetes."

Hans' antics to Giuseppe
Nicole: "Hans decided to play very mean antics on Giuseppe, the first one was getting tricked into watching a famous webcomic adapted into anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers."

Hans: "HEY! GIUSEPPE!"

Giuseppe: "What is it you little brat?!"

Hans: "I got a show on the laptop you might love."

[Hans gets up]

Hans: "If you don't mind, i'm going to the bathroom."

[Hans locks the living room door and goes upstairs]

cut to:

[Giuseppe plays it]

Giuseppe: "What is this?!"

[Hetalia: Axis Powers plays on the laptop]

Giuseppe: "OH NO! NOT THIS ANNOYING SHOW AGAIN! IT MAKES FUN OF ITALIANS!"

Alda   (calling down from the basement) : "Not me!"

5 minutes later

Giuseppe: "THAT ANNOYING GERMAN KID TRICKED ME!"

cut to:

Nicole: "The second antic was laxative-laced pasta."

[Hans is making pasta while putting laxatives in it]

Alda Fights Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Giuseppe destroyed Alda's Vanellope plush, she threw the mother of all tantrums, and attacked Giuseppe, and swore in Italian, and it went on for 5 minutes until the plush was repaired by Joseph, Alda's adoptive father."

[Alda is playing with her Vanellope plush]

Giuseppe: "TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

[Giuseppe takes Alda's Vanellope plush off her]

Alda: "GIUSEPPE! GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW!"

Giuseppe: "NO!"

[Giuseppe gets a knife]

Alda: "Nessuna! Nessuna! Nessuna!" (Translation: No! No! No!)

[Giuseppe then beheads it]

Alda: "SMETTILA! SMETTILA!" (Translation: STOP IT! STOP IT!)

[Alda then cries]

Alda: "brutto (long bleep)...." (Translation: You *******....)

Giuseppe: "WHAT THE (bleep) DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

Alda: "(long bleep)! perché tu sei!" (Translation: *******! because you are!)

Giuseppe: "YOU NOW WILL GET SOAP IN YOUR MOUTH FOR CALLING ME THAT!"

Alda: "CHIUDERE IL (bleep) FINO!" (Translation: SHUT THE **** UP!)

[Alda then screams and starts hitting Giuseppe]

Alda: "THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO BEHEAD MY VANELLOPE VON SCWEETZ PLUSH! YOU INTENSE (long bleep)!"

[Alda then puts Giuseppe in a headlock]

Paula: "How..."

Hans: "My sister has a beserk button, destroy her Vanellope doll, she'll go psycho."

Alda: "DROP DEAD YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING PIECE OF (bleep)!"

[Hans picks up the beheaded Vanellope doll and shows it to Joseph]

Hans: "Fix this, this was my sister's 2nd favorite toy, that I gave her for Christmas along with scented plushes of the other racers from Sugar Rush."

Joseph: "What happened?"

Hans: "Giuseppe beheaded it, and Alda went psycho and beat the **** out of him."

Joseph: "Someone's got to talk to her."

5 minutes later

Joseph: "Alda, come here sweetie!"

Alda: "Yes daddy?"

Joseph: "I made your doll good as new!"

[Joseph picks up Alda's Vanellope doll with its head sewed back on]

Alda: "Yay!"

Hans: "I recorded it, I'mma call it, 'Bad*** 6-year old Italian girl (My schwester!) beats up male Italian adult LOL!', I just stuck it on YouTube."

[Alda then plays outside]

Alda: "La, la, la, la."