Pie Family 2038 Halloween

Chapter 1: October 31st
Susan: Are you guys ready?

Maude: Yes I am.

Ingrid: Sure am.

Blythe: Yup.

Philomena: Yes indeed.

[Ingrid is dressed as a mermaid]

[Maude is dressed as a witch]

[Blythe is dressed as a pumpkin]

[Susan is dressed as a Marge Simpson]

[Clyde is dressed as Homer]

Susan: Philomena, where is your costume?

Chapter 2: The family goes trick or treating
[Philomena begins running across the road]

Susan: Philomena would you please obey the rules of the road a car would come and hit you.

Philomena: Sorry mama.

Susan: No worries.

Maude, Ingrid, and Blythe: Trick or treat

Philomena: Trick or treat you little pussy.

Susan: What did you say?

Philomena: Trick or treat you little pussy.

Susan: Hey you don't talk like that missy. That is very rude.

Abe: I've got some welchs fruit snacks jolly ranchers circus peanuts snickerdoodles, peppermints and cupcakes for each and every one of you.

Philomena: (happily) Wow I got some candy great.

[The family goes to the next to find out that nobody was at home]

Philomena: I hope the next house has treats because if they don't I'll show them a Halloween treat as in trick that is. Ugh nobody's home that's it I'm going to egg and put toilet paper on their house.

[Philomena puts toilet paper in somebody's house and eggs their house.

Susan: Philomena that is not acceptable you don't egg and put toilet paper on somebody's house. That is a no-no. That is no way to trick someone.

Philomena: (sighs) Fine.

Susan: Let's move on, shall we?