Slater Family VS SJW

Mary Jinkers Arrives
Martha: Today we got a visitor coming to the house.

Daniel: Her name is Mary Jinkers, and she is a friend of ours from Facebook.

Bill: Is she a 40 year old soccermom?

Martha: No. She is a 27 year old activist. She is really cool.

[The doorbell rings]

Daniel: That must be her!

[Daniel opens the door. Mary has long cyan hair, wearing a "LGBT LIVES MATTER" shirt, leather pants, and red Adidas shoes]

Mary: You must be Daniel, right?

Daniel: Yep! And this is my wife Martha!

Mary: God you people smell!

Martha: What? Anyway, here is our children Mark, Bill, and Stacy.

Mary: Can I get a house tour? I wanna see how liberal you people are!

Martha: Sure!

Mary berates Mark for his music taste
Mark: So this is my room.

Mary: Is that a Cannibal Corpse poster?!

Mark: Yeah. I'm into death metal and black metal. Sorry if the poster disturbed you a bit.

Mary: It didn't disturbed me a bit! It disturbed me a lot! Cannibal Corpse promotes murder, pedophilia, misogyny, and more! How many people have you killed?

Mark: What are you talking about? Just because I listen to Cannibal Corpse doesn't make me a serial killer you snowflake!

Mary: HOW DARE YOU!!! And is that Burzum?

Mark: Yep! This is a vinyl to Burzum's "Hvis lyset tar oss", one of my favorite albums from him.

Mary: OH MY GOD!!! VARG VIKERNES IS A PSYCHO WHO MURDERED SOMEONE BECAUSE HE LISTENED TO DEATH METAL!!! HE ALSO DESTROYED MANY CHURCHES AND IS EVEN PART OF THE ALT-RIGHT!!!

Mark: Calm your ass down! First off, Varg never liked death metal, so I'd doubt he'd listen to Cannibal Corpse. Also, just because a musician does messed up stuff doesn't mean we should discredit their musical abilities.

Mary: Wow... I didn't knew Martha and Daniel were raising serial killers! I'm gonna complain about this!

Mark: Go right ahead, but my parents aren't gonna take it seriously, especially when it's coming from a feminist with the most lesbian hair of all time!

Mary: (gasps) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary accuses Bill of spreading toxic masculinity
Bill: So this is my room. Don't worry, I'm not a rabid heavy metal fan like Mark is.

Mary: But why is there a Ben Shapiro book?

Bill: Well I love Ben Shapiro. He's one of those people who consider the facts instead of the feelings.

Mary: NOT TRUE!!! Ben Shapiro is a racist, sexist, homophobic idiot who thinks the wage gap doesn't exist!

Bill: That's cause it doesn't! Remember the Equal Pay Act of 1963?

Mary: It failed! And not only that, but your beliefs are also spreading toxic masculinity!

Bill: What do you mean?

Mary: You're a straight white male who believes in conservative policies! You also must worship Donald Trump on a daily business you loser! I'd rather date male feminists who aren't so triggering in appearance!

Bill: Did you took some LSD before you arrived? Because no sane person would unironically believe that.

Mary: SO FAR YOUR KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TRIGGERING FRICKS!!! THEY NEED TO CARRY A TRIGGER WARNING SIGN 24/7!!!

Bill: Get the fuck outta here, you crazy bitch!

Mary: UGH!!!

Mary agrees with the parents for supporting Autism Speaks; bashes Mark and Bill for going against it, then flips out after Bill made a bad joke on George Floyd
[The family is seen eating with Mary]

Martha: Since our daughter Stacy has low-functioning autism, we support the charity Autism Speaks.

Mary: That's awesome! Autism Speaks is a wonderful organization that serves to help autistic children around the world!

Mark: Wonderful? Are you even aware of all the shady shit they've done?

Bill: Yeah! What about the time they supported a therapy center that abuses their patients with excessive electric shocks?

Mary: That's fear mongering lies the anti-autistic people use to destroy the organizers. The atrocious Youtuber iilluminaughtii also made propaganda against the company by stating a bunch of lies that have already been disproven!

Mark: Name one, then.

Mary: Well, uh...

Bill: Exactly! This fruity bitch can't even disprove them!

Mary: CALL ME THE B WORD ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PLACE YOU UNDER CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!

Mark: You can't arrest us, because you're not a cop!

Bill: And if you are gonna arrest me, try not to put your knee on my neck!

Mary: DID YOU JUST MADE FUN OF GEORGE FLOYD'S DEATH?!?! THAT'S IT!!!

[Mary flips the table, ruining the food]

Daniel: MARY!!!

Martha: Why did you do that for?!

Mary: BECAUSE-

[Mary is interrupted as the kids start throwing food at her]

Mary: STOP IT!!! PLEASE!!!

Mark: NO!!! YOU DON'T FLIP THE FUCKING TABLE LIKE THAT!!!

Bill: All over a joke, damnit!

Martha: Mary, I think it's time you go.

Mary gets kicked out
Mary: I had a horrible experience here! Everyone was part of the alt-right, listen to music that makes them murderers, and some are against an amazing organization! Never coming here again!

[Mary runs to the car and speeds off]

Mark: Seriously, though, Bill shouldn't had pissed her off with that George Floyd joke.

Bill: Looking back, that joke was in poor taste. Still, she shouldn't flip out!

Daniel: I don't think we'll be inviting anymore SJWs here again. Had we knew she would act like this, we would've never invited her over!

Martha: It's okay. At least she's gone. Now how about you kids help us clean up the mess?

Mark: No thanks. I'm gonna go listen to some Emperor.

Bill: And me and Stacy are gonna watch some TV.