Joshua’s 2013 Christmas

Imogen’s Christmas Concert
[Peacock by Katy Perry starts playing]

Imogen: “I wanna see you’re peacock cock cock your peacock cock!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Joshua moans]

Joshua: “Imogen!!!!!!!!!!!”

Christmas Dinner
Rowan: ”FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Police Arrest Rowan
Sydney/Amanda:

Orla/Teddy/Bryce/Nicholas/Ashley/Derek:

Oliver/Beatrice/Kent:

Eliza/Lester:

Sharpay:

Angelica: ICE CUBE WILL SWARM OF COPS DYING IN LA YO DRE I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

Imogen: FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE AND REN SAID WITH AUTHORITY AND THE MOTHERFUCKIN WEAPON WISHIN REN WAS A NIGGA THAT THEY NEVER SAW

Brahm/Treat:

Everyone except Joshua and his friends: “FUCK THE POLICE FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Officer: “Come On Everyone Stop!!!!!!!!!! The Song Fuck The Police Is A Violation Of Police Rules. Come With Me Rowan!!!!!!!!!!”

[Oliver beheads an officer]

[Lester sets fire to the officer]

Party Aftermath
Joshua: “Worst christmas ever.”

Edward: “What the. Why?!?!?!”

Collin: ”They performed a song that was so offensive.”