Lotz Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight, on Supernanny..."

[Raven scares Liv with a killer clown mask]

[Liv screams and begins to cry]

Announcer: "Tiana goes to Salem and must deal with a Goth teenager who is obsessed with Halloween, scary stuff and of course, horror movies."

Raven: "But I love scaring my siblings, it's very fun!"

Katherine: "No, scaring your siblings is not fun, it's not very nice."

Announcer: "She scares kids to death..."

[Raven appears dressed as a ghost]

Raven: "BOO!"

[Fox cries]

Raven: "Ha ha! Coward!"

Announcer: "...and forces them to watch horror flicks."

[Brian starts screaming]

Brian: "SAMARA! MOMMY!"

[Brian runs off crying]

Submission Reel
Tiana: "I am at Salem, Massachusetts to visit a family who has the oldest daughter who loves Halloween, and anything scary. Let's take a look..."

Katherine: "Hello, I'm Katherine, I'm 34..."

Derek: "...and I am Derek, 33. We are the Lotzes. We have Raven, who is 13, Brian, 10, Juliet, 8, Gerald, 6, fraternal twins, Victor and Valerie, who are 5, Liv, 3, Mabel, 1, and Fox, 4 months."

Katherine: "Raven is the goth girl of the bunch who loves Halloween, horror movies, and scaring her siblings."

[Raven forces Vick and Val to watch The Sixth Sense]

[Vick and Val scream at the vomiting girl as they cry]

Raven: "Suckers..."

Derek: "She even wants to purchase some Halloween decorations when it's Halloween or not."

Raven: "Please buy me the creepy decorations!"

Katherine: "You have to wait until Halloween."

Katherine: "She loves to scare her siblings as she makes fun of them."

[Raven is dressed as a ghost]

Raven: "Boooooooo! I'm a ghost!"

[Liv cries as she runs off]

Naughty Tuffet
[Raven is in her room, cutting holes into a white bedsheet]

Raven: "Heh heh! This will scare him out of his pants!"

[She puts a sheet over her head as she heads to Fox's room]

[Raven appears dressed as a ghost]

Raven: "BOO!"

[Fox cries]

Raven: "Ha ha! Coward!"

Derek: "RAVEN CONSTANCE LOTZ! What is going on here?"

Raven: "I scared Fox with a ghost costume."

Katherine: "That's it! You are in the Naughty Tuffet, young lady!"

[Raven groans, rolls her eyes and goes to her room to sit in the tuffet]

Raven (mumbling): "I just want to scare somebody..."

DVD Meeting
Tiana: "We decided to do our DVD meeting for the day."

Tiana: "This is where we have our DVD meeting. Let's take a look, shall we?"

[Tiana plays the CD]

[Katherine, dressed as a vampiress comes into Raven's room, where Raven is dressed as a witch]

Katherine: "Raven! Don't you want to go trick-or-treating?"

Raven: "No! I want to BOTH pass out candy and scare trick-or-treaters!"

Katherine: "Raven, you can't scare the trick-or-treaters. That wasn't very nice. You are SUPPOSED to either trick-or-treat, pass out candy, or stay home!"

Raven: "NO! I want to scare them!"

Katherine: "You can't and that's final!"

Raven: "I can't trick-or-treat because I'm a teenager and they can't trick-or-treat!"

Katherine: "Teenagers trick-or-treat, too, you know."

Raven: "I want to scare them."

Katherine: "Okay, sweetie."

[the video ends]

Katherine: "Wow, just wow. I told her to trick-or-treat, but she doesn't want to go. All she wanted is to pass out candy and scare trick-or-treaters."

Tiana: "Right."

Derek: "I know Raven loves to scare people, including her siblings, but this time, let her do what SHE wants."

Tiana: "That's fine, but it is not nice to scare little kids. Wanna see what happened to the trick-or-treaters she scared off?"

[she plays another different DVD]

[a witch, a vampire, and a ghost show up as they see a bowl with a sign that said "Just take one or two! Happy Halloween! Love, Raven!]

Witch: "Ooooh, what's this?"

Ghost: "I am not sure."

[they try to take the candy from the bowl, but Raven appears wearing a witch costume cackling while wearing her witch mask as the trick-or-treaters scream as they run off]

Raven: [she takes off the mask] "HA HA! SISSIES! NOBODY TAKES MORE THAN ONE OR TWO ANYWAY!"

[the parents show up]

Witch's Mother: "Why did you scare my daughter like that?"

Raven: "They deserve it for taking more than one or two!"

Ghost's Father: "That was not nice!"

Vampire's Mother: "They haven't done anything wrong! All they wanted is just one or two pieces."

Raven: "How about THIS?!"

[Raven puts on the witch mask and cackles]

[the trick-or-treaters scream and cry as Raven takes two pieces of candy from the vampire's bag and goes inside the house]

Vampire: "Mommy...the mean old witch took my candy!"

Vampire's Mother: "Don't worry. You had several."

[the DVD ends]

Derek: "How could she?! I grounded her for stealing candy and scaring trick-or-treaters!"

Katherine: "Yeah! She should've learned a lesson: Don't steal things."

Tiana: "I know that. Sometimes she loved to dress like a scary witch to scare off a bunch of trick-or-treaters away into taking more than a few pieces of candy."

Derek: "If she took a vampire trick-or-treater's candy, then what's the point?"

Tiana: "She scared her BEFORE she took the candy. What's your excuse?"

Katherine: "STOP ARGUING!"

[Katherine begins to cry]

Katherine: "I know we love our daughter, but when she turns 13, she is turning into a goth. She has the same brain mixed with Raven from Teen Titans. She enjoys scaring her siblings nad she is into gothic and Halloween stuff."

[Katherine runs off crying]

Katherine: "I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SH(bleep)!"

Tiana: "Katherine, wait!"

Katherine: "LEAVE ME THE F(bleep) ALONE!"