Haidyn's 8th Birthday Party

River ruins Haidyn's birthday song
Imogen: "Okay, Paige, you light the candle. Ready, everybody?"

Nicole: "One, two, three."

[Paige lights Haidyn's 8 candle]

[River runs around the family naked]

Everyone (singing): "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to..."

[Everyone looks at River, who flips them off]

River (screaming): "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR HAIDYN!!!!!!!"

[Everyone at Star Lanes stares at the family]

River (screaming): "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Debra: "RIVER BARRETT MAZAR!!!! THAT WAS AN INAPPROPRIATE WAY TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAIDYN!!!! NOW EVERYONE COULD HEAR YOU!!!!!"

Imogen (sarcastically): "Thanks a lot, River, now everyone could hear you scream Happy Birthday."

Nicole: "Blow it out."

[Haidyn blows out the candle]