Iconic-Todaro Family Revisited Again/Transcript

Arriving at the Iconic House
Gloria: Hello, Iconic Family, and who is this cutie?

Alexa: I am Alexa Iconic, hater of abusive people and this [holds out a dagger] is Lucifer.

Gloria: How you react to abusive people?

Alexa: I cut their flesh.

Paula: Alexa, that's not nice!

Alexa: IT IS TO ME!!!

Paula: No need to be upset, I said it wasn't nice.

Family Meeting
Paula: You see, Alexa hated abusive people so much that they cut their flesh? That's CRAZY, right? My youngest daughter cutting abusive people up? This is rediculous.

Gloria: Maybe if she would like to cool down and think about it,  maybe she'll be in good terms with these people.

Alexa's Birthday
[Alexa's birthday came and Jake Birou-Jennings and his family arrived.]

Jake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEXA!!! I got you a little something.

[Jake a radial saw like his.]

Alexa: A radial saw? Just what I wanted!

[Giuseppe Todaro arrived in a fit of rage.]

Giuseppe: F***ING SPANKING!!

Alexa: Oh, no...

[Giuseppe brings out his mace, but Alexa cut off his right arm.]

Alexa: That's for pretending that TV is for adults and toys are for babies.

[Giuseppe began wailing as he tried to stop the bleeding with a paper towel.]

Policeman: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Paula: Giuseppe arrived to spank everyone, but Alexa cut off his right arm with a circular saw!

Policeman: Come on, Giuseppe, we're going to take you to the hospital to have your right arm right arm reattached. Once there, there will be no more tricks.

Giuseppe: [tries to say "TV is for adults and toys are for babies", but it comes out as blubbering due to the pain.]

Family Meeting Part 2
Gloria: Ouch. Alexa really hates Giuseppe.

Paula: She doesn't like abusive people. I wonder why.

Alexa: I looked up our family tree and looked up the Todaro family line and learned of their abusive behavior, that's why.

Everykidneedsto Gof***themselves Visits Iconic-Todaro Family
Everykidneedsto: YOU. CHORES. NOW!

Paula: Everykidneedsto, stop bossing the kids around!

Everykidneedsto: DO YOU WANT ME TO--

Alexa: -lose a limb? Yes.

[Alexa cuts off Everykidneedsto's left leg, causing her to lose her balance and fall to the floor, bleeding. Howling in pain, she was escorted to the hospital.]

Everykidneedsto: Just you wait! I'LL BE BACK!!!