Heart Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Disclaimer: "This episode contains scenes of actual events that viewers may find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised."

Gloria: "Hi, I'm Gloria Robinson. Tonight's episode of Supernanny features current events as they happened, including the incident that caused me to be hospitalized. After this episode was filmed, I was in intensive care for three weeks at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, and it's a miracle and coincidence that I was able to fully recover just in time for its premiere. My thanks go to the incredible healthcare workers at Cedars-Sinai. 18-year old Nora Michelle Heart - who was 17 around the time this episode was filmed - is currently serving six consecutive life sentences at the Federal Correction Complex in Butner, North Carolina for the incident that takes place near the end of the program and additional charges of animal cruelty and destruction of property. I extend my thoughts and prayers to the Hearts during this incredibly difficult time. Thank you."

Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Nora screams]

Nora: "FUCK YOU!"

Announcer: "Gloria visits Oak View, California to stop a rabid, aggressive teenager from tearing a family apart."

Nora: "Leave me alone!"

Announcer: "Can she stop the chaos before it gets worse?"

Nora: "I HOPE THAT THIS FUCKING FAMILY DIES IN A FUCKING COMMUNIST WAR IN VIETNAM! AND BITCHES FROM ASIA, AMERICA, EUROPE, MEXICO, THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS, SOUTH AMERICA, AFRICA, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS, NEW ZEALAND SHALL BURN IN HELL TOO!"

Nora: "FUCK OFF! I AIN'T FUCKING GOING TO THAT FUCKING BASEBALL GAME! I HATE BASEBALL!"

Eliza: "That's it, it's the Naughty Swivel for you!"

[Garret and Eliza drag Nora to the Naughty Swivel]

Gloria: "We warned you not to swear at us. Now you stay on this swivel for 17 minutes."

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs) "GO THE FUCK AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOUR TIMEOUT IS OVER!"

Nora: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT! I AM THROWING THIS SWIVEL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!!"

Announcer: "Welcome to Oak View. Home of the Heart Family."

[intro]

Submission Reel
Gloria: "So I'm here to help a family in need of me with a explosive teenager suffering from mental illness! Let's see." [opens Laptop]

Eliza: "Hi, I'm Eliza. This is my husband, Garret. We have two kids, Nora who is 17 and Gabriel, who is 7."

Garret: "Nora was expelled from every high school in Ventura County alone."

Nora: "RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!"

Garret: "Nora has a dangerous, monstrous temper."

Nora: "I....HATE....EVERYBODY!!!!!"

Eliza: "She destroys everything at other schools and wants everything in her power."

Nora: "ALL OF THIS WILL ALL BE MINE!" [Cackles violently and maniacally as she goes around the mall.]

Garret: "She's has the most violent and vicious temper I've ever seen from a teenage girl."

Gloria: "This is one heck of a monstrous temper!"

Eliza: "She enjoys terrorizing everybody."

Nora: [To a random girl] "YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE!!! YOU DESERVE TO DIE IN A HIGH-SPEED CAR-CRASH!!!"

[Nora punches her mother in the face]

Nora:[To Gabriel] "FUCK YOU YOU AWFUL LITTLE SHIT!!!"

Eliza: She will use my credit card without permission to get whatever she wants.

Introduction
[Gloria drives to the Heart house and parks her car]

[Gloria knocks on the door and Eliza opens it]

Eliza: "Hi there!"

[we see Nora snorting cocaine]

Gloria: "Excuse me, What’s that?"

Nora: "None of your business, you nosy cunthole."

Gloria: "Watch your language young lady."

Nora: [Sternly] "Get out of my face, bitch! I can speak to you whatever the hell I like!"

'''Gloria: “ I couldn't believe what I just saw, Just before observation, the eldest one’s already snorting cocaine and being snotty towards me! This is absolutely shocking!”'''

Eliza: "Nora, please stop."

Nora: [Gets up from her seat] "SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOM! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, I’M SEVENTEEN, DAMMIT!"

Gloria: “And soon, things were beginning to get dangerous!”

[Nora then throws a shoe, only for Gloria to dodge]

[We then see Gabriel in his room, studying]

Gloria: "Hello there, what’s you’re name?"

Gabriel: "My name is Gabriel."

Gloria: "And how old are you?"

Gabriel: "I’m seven."

Observation begins
Announcer: "Coming up, on Supernanny…"

Nora: "I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE! I HOPE EVERYONE GETS RAPED AND MURDERED BY A PACK OF WILD BOARS WHILE DONALD TRUMP PISSES ON THEM!!!"

Announcer: "Things start getting violent in the Heart household…"

[Nora punches a wall to the point there’s a hole]

Nora: "GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Announcer: "And Mom and Dad are at their wit’s end."

Eliza:[In tears] "I wish I had a better daughter… I can’t keep living like this…"

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."

[Gloria enters Gabriel’s room with a knock on the door]

Gloria: "So how's your relationship with Nora?"

Gabriel: “ It’s horrible! Since mom and dad are always trying to control her mental issues, I barely get to spend time with them, and it makes me mad at her."

Gloria: “That’s too bad. How do your parents put up with her?”

Gabriel: “They try to ground her or take away her stuff, but she continues to act badly. It’s gotten to the point where they start yelling at her.”

'''Gloria: “I saw this little boy, and he was feeling left out by his older sister's mental issues. It’s quite sad, really…”'''

Observation continues
Eliza: "Nora, help me set the table for lunch."

Nora: "HELL NO! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, YOUR SLAVE?!"

Eliza: "No, you are not my slave. Help me set the table for lunch, NOW!"

Nora: "SHUT UP, YOU CLUMSY WHORE ASS LUNATIC!!! DON'T TELL ME TO DO WORK!!!"

Eliza: "Help me set the table for lunch now or you will stay in your room for the rest of the day!"

Nora: "FUCK YOU!"

Garret: "That's it, go to your room!"

(Later, Nora sneaks out the window to smoke pot)

Parent meeting
Gloria: "Why do you allow your eldest daughter to run amok like she's three?"

Eliza: “She was diagnosed with mental illness when she was 10.”

Garrett: “We try to do whatever we can to stop her, but she becomes worse and worse.”

Teaching Begins
Gloria: “If I'm gonna gain some control in this house, I'm gonna have to implement some rules.”

Naughty Swivel
Gloria: "I'm going to introduce you both the Naughty Swivel. If Nora breaks one of the house rules, she is going to sit on this Naughty Swivel."

Garret: "Nora, this is the Naughty Swivel."

Nora: "Shut up, dad!"

Garret: "Nora, you don't say that. It's rude."

Nora: "I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GAY ASSLICKER!"

Eliza: "Nora, this is your warning, if you carry on being mean, you're going to sit on the Naughty Swivel.

Gabriel: "Your mom and dad are right!"

Nora: "ALL OF YOU, GO FUCKING DIE IN HELL!!!!"

Eliza: "That's it, it's the Naughty Swivel for you!"

[Garret and Eliza drag Nora to the Naughty Swivel]

Gloria: "We warned you not to swear at us. Now you stay on this swivel for 17 minutes."

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs) "GO THE FUCK TO HELL YOU ASSWIPES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOUR TIMEOUT IS OVER!"

Nora: "SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP YOU UGLY PIECE OF CUM-COVERED SHIT! I AM THROWING THIS SWIVEL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!!"

[Nora tries to throws the Naughty Swivel out of the house but Eliza stops her]

Eliza: "DON'T YOU DARE!!!"

Nora: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO SLIT YOUR WRISTS LIKE THE EMO CUNT YOU ARE!!!"

[Nora throws the Naughty Swivel out of the house and slams a glass vase on it, shattering it and covering the swivel with broken glass]

Eliza: "Oh my god, Nora! Why would you do that?!"

Nora: "BECAUSE I CAN, SLUT!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!!"

[Eliza cleans the Naughty Swivel and places it back]

Eliza: "Now sit down."

Nora: "NO!"

[Nora tries to shove Eliza away, but Eliza instead shoves her on the Naughty Swivel]

Eliza: "STAY THERE AND DON'T MOVE!!!"

Nora: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!"

[Eliza restrains Nora on the Naughty Swivel]

Gloria: "Eliza, let her go! She cannot be restrained while on the Naughty Swivel."

[5 minutes later]

[Nora throws the Naughty Swivel out of the house again, causing it to break]

Nora: "GOOD-FUCKING-BYE NAUGHTY SWIVEL!"

[Nora spits on the broken Naughty Swivel]

Garret: (Snaps) "NORA MICHELLE HEART!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE ONCE AGAIN THROWN THE NAUGHTY SWIVEL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE SWIVEL CHAIR!!! IT'S BROKEN!!! NOW WE HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE THANKS TO YOU!!! THAT IS IT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO YEARS!!! AND FOR THIS, YOU ARE GOING TO BED VERY EARLY AND I MEAN IT!!!"

Gloria: "No, Garret! You don't need to ground her for two years!"

Nora: "RIGHT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A RUSTY-ASS KNIFE AND KICK ALL OF YOU OUT MYSELF!!!"

Gloria: "No! Instead, it'll be two months. I don't think there will be a need for a replacement swivel, especially considering her age."

Lose What You Like Chart
Gloria: “In order to straighten Nora out, I’ve introduced everyone to the Lose What You Like chart.”

Get What You Hate Chart
Gloria: " “

Point Chart
Gloria: " "

See Me, Hear Me Technique
Gloria: " "

Thought Box
Gloria: " "

Upgrade Chart
Gloria: " "

Drug Disposal
Gloria: " "

Vandal Disposal
Gloria: " "

Family Time
Gloria: "It was time to have a family moment, but Nora didn't want to have it."

Nora: "I don't want to watch a stupid movie!"

Garret: "But we're watching The Crow, and that's a good movie."

Nora: "FUCK NO!!! I WANNA WATCH BRIDESMAIDS!!!"

Eliza: "We're not watching that movie. You're grounded, remember?! You're watching The Crow with us and that's final!"

Gloria: "When The Crow came on, Nora had some rather inappropriate comments on it."

Nora: "FUCK THIS BRANDON LEE DUDE!!! HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BLACK METAL ELITIST F****TS WHO THINKS HE'S COOL FOR LISTENING TO DARK FUNERAL AND MARDUK!!! I'M GLAD HE DIED DURING THE SHOOTING!!!"

Eliza: "Nora Michelle Heart! That was not nice!"

Nora: "LIKE I GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT IT!!! I HOPE BRANDON LEE IS FORCED TO HAVE A PINEAPPLE SHOVED UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WEARS A SISSY MAIDS DRESS AND WORKS FOR SATAN!!!"

Jumbo green smoothie
Gloria: "After the movie, Nora went straight to playing video games."

[Nora is seen playing Gran Turismo 4 while listening to Carcass's "Corporal Jigsore Quandary" on a Bluetooth speaker]

Eliza: "Nora, you need to get off the game now and turn off that music. I am still not happy with you for making disrespectful comments to Brandon Lee."

Nora: (raging at the game) "FUCK MY ASS WITH A 100-INCH DILDO!!! I HOPE THAT THIS FUCKING FAMILY DIES IN A FUCKING COMMUNIST WAR IN VIETNAM! AND BITCHES FROM ASIA, AMERICA, EUROPE, MEXICO, THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS, SOUTH AMERICA, ANARTICA, AFRICA, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS AND NEW ZEALAND SHALL BURN IN HELL TOO!"

Eliza: "Okay. Since you made a racist and inappropriate comment, you must drink a jumbo green smoothie."

Nora: "NO THANK YOU, FUCKASS!"

Eliza: "You will drink it now!"

Nora: "I WILL NOT!"

Gabriel: "Quiet! I am trying to watch Sonic Boom on my iPad!"

Nora: "SONIC BOOM IS A DISGRACE TO SONIC AND IS A BABY SHOW! SO SHUT YOUR WHINY ASS UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!"

Gabriel: "Sonic Boom is not a baby show! Now drink your green smoothie like mom said!"

Nora: "NEVER!!!"

[Nora spills the green smoothie and breaks the glass cup by smashing it on the floor with her foot]

Eliza: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! OH MY GOODNESS! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER MONTH!"

[Eliza drags Nora to her room]

[Nora pushes Eliza and runs away to Lisa's house which causes Eliza, Garret and Gloria giving chase]

Garret: "GET BACK IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

Gloria: "That behavior of yours is unacceptable and it's not a game!"

Nora: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT BITCHES!"

Eliza: "Now you've lost your TV time for two months!"

Nora: "I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I WILL GO TO LISA'S HOUSE WHETHER YOU SHITCUNTS LIKE IT OR NOT!"

[Gloria, Eliza, and Garret get furious]

Garret: "NORA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISA'S HOUSE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?"

Gloria: "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET BACK IN THE HOUSE, OR WE WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM AND YOU WILL BE STAYING THERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!"

Nora: "ABSOLUTELY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!"

Gloria: (counts sternly) "1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9..."

Nora: "FUCK YOU ALL!!! I WISH YOU WERE ALL FUCKING DEAD BY BEING SHOT BY THE GAY MILITARY SOLDIERS!!!"

Eliza: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO US!!!"

Gloria: "TEN!!!!!!"

Eliza: "IT'S TIME TO GET READY TO GO TO BED, MISSY!!!!!!!!!"

Nora: "FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

[Gloria carries the screaming Nora back to the house and she, Eliza and Garret drag her into her room. Nora then scratches her]

Gloria: "Ouch!"

Nora: "LET ME GO YOU FUCKING GAY ASS FART SMELLING CUNTFUCKERS!!!"

[Nora spits on Gloria]

[Garret locks Nora's room door]

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs) "LET ME OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OR I WILL KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH THE KITCHEN KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Nora begins trashing her room]

Garret: "You need to cool down."

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs very loudly) "SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!"

[Nora tears and destroys all of her DVDs, CDs and Games like Hannah Montana Volume 1 DVD, The Cat in the Hat DVD, All Gossip Girl DVDs, Ghost DVD, Sesame Street Learning about Numbers DVD, Monsters Inc DVD, Freaky Friday DVD, All Harry Potter DVDs, Sausage Party DVD, All Scrubs DVDs, All Psych DVDs, Family Guy Seasons 1-5 DVDs, South Park Seasons 1-12 DVDs, GTA V for XBOX, An XBOX, Chicken Little DVD, All Futurama DVDs, Rugrats Season 1-5 DVDs, All Ice Age Movies DVDS, All Full House DVDS, Scott Pilgrim DVD, Fight Club DVD, Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDS, Total Recall 1990 DVD, Simpsons Movie DVD, The Newsies CD, The Monkees CDs, Korn CDs, Britney Spears CDs, Taylor Swift CDs, Slipknot CDs, Carcass CDs, Katy Perry CDs, Metallica CDs and her bed apart]

Nora: (Growling like a death metal vocalist) "EVERYONE DESERVES TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Nora trashes the whole room further and destroys More DVDs and CDs like Snow White DVD, All Avengers DVDs, All Toy Story DVDs, Wii, Jumaji DVD and Wreck it Ralph DVD]

Garret: "When you cool down, you may clean up your room, okay?"

[Nora sobs and screams hysterically]

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs even louder) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I....HATE.....YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

[She bangs her head violently on the wall three times, making her forehead bleed. She sobs violently and quietly in madness.]

Nora: (Sobbing) "FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!"

Gloria: "Someone call paramedics for her forehead, please."

Announcer: “Coming up on Supernanny. It’s Nora’s biggest outburst yet..."

[Nora snarls like a demon]

Nora: “I WANT TO GO TO LISA’S HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!”

Garret: “No, It’s too late.”

Announcer: “Garret And Eliza are at the end of their road..”

Nora: *screams*

Announcer: “When Supernanny returns...”

Nora's extremely violent and epic tantrum (part 1)
Gloria: "When we went out to Gabriel's baseball game for his school team in the afternoon, Nora wanted to go shopping with her friends. But when mom said no, Nora kicked up a tantrum that lasted for what seemed like an eternity."

Nora: "Mom, can I go shopping with my friends this afternoon?"

Eliza: "Not today, we have to go to your brother's baseball game."

Nora: "You never like my friends, you piece of steaming camel shit!"

Eliza: "Excuse me? Go get ready for the game please."

Nora: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza: "Listen to me Nora, I am not going to ask you again. If you don't get ready for your brother's baseball game, then your cosmetic kit and your TV time will be gone for a day ."

Garret: "Then Nora asked me."

Nora: "Dad, can I go shopping with my friends?"

Garret: "Not today dear, we're going to see Gabriel play baseball at his school."

Nora: "You never let me hang out with my friends! This is so unfair! My life is ruined! Arrrgh!"

Garret: "Nora, get back here!"

[Nora runs upstairs and throws Eliza's cosmetic kits out the window, goes to her room and throws her bed pillows out the window, throws 2 chairs out the window, smashes a mirror with a hammer, goes to Gabriel's room and destroys his clay stegosaurus with a knife by slicing it in half, throws Gabriel's baseball trophies across his room, and goes downstairs and breaks a glass window via hitting it with an aluminum baseball bat]

[Nora starts screaming at the top of her lungs and throws herself on the floor throwing a tantrum]

Nora: "I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY! THESE PIECES OF SHIT MUST FUCKING DIE! I SHALL ALSO CALL THEM EVERY FUCKING BAD WORD IN THE FUCKING WORLD!"

Eliza: "Oh my goodness! You're acting like a two year-old! Stop this right now!"

[Nora enters the living room and smashes a Chia Kitten figurine with a hammer]

[Nora growls like a demon]

Garret: "Stop that now!"

[Nora sobs hysterically]

Cut to:

[Gabriel enters his room and looks at his destroyed clay stegosaurus]

Gabriel: "My clay stegosaurus! I worked so hard on it, but now I have to go for my baseball game with my mom and dad. But I think my big sister is making us late for all that havoc she caused."

[Gabriel sobs]

Cut to:

Eliza: "Nora, Gabriel, we have to hurry up."

Gabriel: "Okay. I am ready to play baseball for my school team!"

Nora: "FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I AM NOT FUCKING GOING!"

Garret: "I am sorry, Nora, but you have to!"

[Gabriel is in the van]

[Garret puts Gabriel's bag in the boot of the van]

[Nora runs to her friend Lisa's house naked]

Gloria: "Nora, no!"

Garret: "You stay with Gloria, okay?"

[Garret runs inside to get Nora's clothes]

[Eliza chases after Nora and grabs her by the hand, only for Nora to bite her hand so hard it bleeds]

Eliza: "OW!!!"

Nora: "FUCK OFF AND EAT SOME ASSES!!!"

[Nora then runs faster than ever and eventually meets Lisa]

Lisa: "Nora, why are you naked?"

Nora: "Don't fucking ask! Do you have any spare clothes?"

Lisa: "Sure. I have some spare clothes in the closet."

[Lisa gives Nora a long-sleeved Carcass shirt and some black sweatpants and green Crocs]

Nora: "Thanks. Now let's go to the mall."

[Nora and Lisa then drive to the mall to meet Lisa's two other friends. They then go to various stores to buy many things, with Lisa buying her stuff with Eliza's credit card that she stole and then ripping up the receipts so she can't return them. They also eat out at a Chinese buffet]

Lisa: "This is some good Chinese food!"

[Suddenly, Eliza, Gloria, and Garret arrive]

Eliza: "What in the world are you doing?!"

Nora: "What the fuck does it look like I'm doing, you bitch ass hoe?!"

Gloria: "The only reason why we were able to find you was because your mother found some transactions for clothes, makeup, video games, CDs, DVDs, and toys on her bank account, and you bought them all at this mall! Not to mention that your mother needs a cast wrapped around her hand because you bruised it by biting her."

Garret: "Why would you do that?"

Nora: "Because I fucking can, shithead! And good luck trying to return the stuff I got because I ripped up the receipts! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna hang out with my friends."

Eliza: "No, you will not be hanging out with your friends any longer. Now get rid of those clothes and change back to your old ones, especially that Carcass shirt because I hate death metal! And please don't take too long because we got to get in the van and drive to Gabriel's baseball game."

Nora: "HOW ABOUT YOU PISS OFF, BITCH?!?!"

[Nora punches Eliza in her nose]

Gloria: "Do not punch your mother in the nose!"

Nora: "FUCK OFF! I AIN'T FUCKING GOING TO THAT FUCKING BASEBALL GAME! I FUCKING HATE BASEBALL! AND GABRIEL IS A QUEER-ASS FEMBOY FOR PLAYING IT!"

Eliza: "Knock if off, Nora! You need to go to the game."

Nora (whining): "Why?"

Eliza: "Because we all have to spend time together as a family, as well as support Gabriel."

[Nora sobs]

Eliza: "If you don't keep this up, Gabriel will lose the baseball game!"

Nora: (screeches at the top of her lungs) "I DON'T CARE!!! WANT TO STAY WITH LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lisa: "Will you keep it down?! Everyone is staring!"

Eliza: "See? Even Lisa thinks you're being ridiculous! Now stop throwing a tantrum!"

[Garret then gets Nora's old clothes]

Garret: "Let's get them on you. The people there aren't gonna like Carcass anyway."

Nora: "Baseball is stupid and sucks ass! I'd actually prefer if we go to a Carcass concert instead!"

Garret: "No! Now come on, or we're going to be late."

[Nora pulls Eliza's hair]

Eliza: "Let go of my hair now! LET GO!"

Nora: "NEVER!!!"

[Nora pulls Eliza's hair harder and harder. At this point, the mall security arrives]

Mall Guard: (pulling out a taser) "Let go of her hair or I'm going to tase you!"

Nora: "I FUCKING DARE YOU, PAUL BLART!!!"

[The Mall Guard tases Nora, causing her to spazz and fall on the ground]

Nora: "OW!!! POLICE BRUTALITY!!! HE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"

Mall Guard: "Lay on the floor now or I'll tase you again!"

[Nora tries to get up, and gets tased again]

Nora: "STOP TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME, PIGGY!!!"

[Eliza and Gloria rush to restrain Nora as the Mall Guard cuffs her]

Nora: "NOOOO! GET OFF OF ME YOU ASSWIPES!"

Lisa: (recording on her cell phone) "I just recorded the entire incident! Wait till I show this to your manager. He will fire you for excessive force!"

Mall Guard: "No! I told her to let go of her hair and she won't listen, so I had no other choice but to tase her so she won't severely injure her mom. She then tried to get up and I had to stop her there."

Nora: (resisting arrest) "LET GO OF ME!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!"

Gloria: "It was absolutely disturbing to see her act like this. And to make matters worse, she was permanently banned from the mall."

Manager: "Due to your behavior, you are no longer allowed at the mall. I will also not be disciplining the mall guard because he was justified in tasing you."

Nora's extremely violent and epic tantrum (part 2)
[The family arrives at Gabriel's school]

Gabriel: "I'm going to hit up the locker."

Eliza and Garret: "Good luck with the game!"

[Gabriel goes to get changed]

School secretary 1: "Good afternoon and what can I do for you?"

Garret: "Four tickets for the baseball game please."

[The first school secretary asks for payment]

School Secretary 1: "That will be $15.00, please."

[Garret hands money to the first school secretary]

Nora: (yelling) "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I WANT TO GO TO LISA'S HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Garret: "No, it's too late. We're already buying the tickets."

Nora: "And why the fuck do I gotta wear this dumbass flannel?! Why can't I wear the Carcass shirt Lisa gave me?!"

Eliza: "You are not going to be wearing that Carcass shirt and that's final!"

[Garret tries to reach for Nora's hand to bite it again, but fails]

Nora: "How about this: You either take me to Lisa's house so we can chill out and play with the new things we got at the mall or else all of you will go burn in hell along with Brandon Lee and Adolf Hitler!"

[Eliza and Garret ignore this as the first school secretary hands Garret four tickets]

Eliza: "Thank you."

School Secretary 1: "Enjoy the game!"

School Secretary 2: "This way, please."

[The second school secretary escorts the family to their seats]

[Garret and Eliza take Nora by her hands]

Nora: "That's it! I'm going to Lisa's house right now!"

[Nora runs out of the baseball game, but Gloria blocks the door]

Gloria: "Nice try, Nora. You're not gonna leave."

Nora: "FUCK OFF!!!"

[Nora shoves Gloria down on the ground, then runs to the parking lot]

Garret: "Come back here please, Nora!"

Nora: "I WILL NOT COME BACK TO THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT DUMP!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET SENT TO NORTH KOREAN PRISON CAMPS! I HOPE KIM JONG-UN DECLARES WAR ON AMERICA SO THAT YOU CAN GET NUKED TO DEATH!"

Gloria: "Nora had lost the privilege to go to Lisa's house. Since she had to stay at the school, she threw a meltdown completely. That's when some employees asked her to leave the premises."

Employee: "You need to leave the parking lot immediately."

Garret: "Please don't kick her out."

Nora: "Yes, please! I'm fucking out of this shithole!"

Gloria: "That's it, Nora, your parents and I need to have a word with you. Your behavior is totally monstrous. This behavior's got to stop."

Nora: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I....HATE.....YOU......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" [Screams on top of her lungs so loud that it could be heard around the baseball field. She sighs violently.] I.......HATE.......EVERYBODY!!!!!!"

Employee: "You need to leave right now! And stop yelling like a banshee!"

[We cut back to the house. There in Nora's room, Nora rips her blanket cover into shreds. She tears her teddy bears apart like A Peter Griffin plush, A Monkey plush, A Dinosaur Plush, All Teddy Bears Plushies and All Gen 1 MLP Plushies and smashes doll with a hammer. She giggles evilly and laughs out loud more demonically. She stops as she lures her head down, looking at her family like the scene in Death Note.]

Gabriel: "Oh, no."

Nora: [smiles demonically] "That's right. I am Nora."

Gloria: "Oh, dear."

[Eliza faints.]

Garret: "Listen, Eliza. If she's in trouble, we have to call the police."

Dining out
Gloria: "Oh my word, I couldn't believe the drama going on in the Heart household. Here is their teenage daughter having these emotional meltdowns fit for a 4-year-old. It was even more apparent when we went to a local seafood restaurant."

Eliza: "You're already in enough trouble as it is, no dinner except fruit and vegetables."

Nora: "WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GONNA DO THAT SHIT TO ME?!?!"

Garrett: "Yes. If you're going to act like a child, I'm going to treat you like one."

[Cut to dinner, where Nora gets vegetables]

Nora: "I don't want lettuce! I hate lettuce! Give me something good for once you dog shit eater!"

Eliza: "Do you want to get grounded again? If not, then try it."

Nora: "NO, I AM FUCKING NOT!!!"

Garret: "Don't speak to your mother like that, Nora. Now try the lettuce."

Nora: "I don't want to, assshitter!"

Eliza: "Nora was whining because she didn't want lettuce..."

Nora: "I HATE IT!"

Garret: "Nora, stop whining!"

Eliza: "Eat it...NOW!"

[Nora flips the plate]

Nora: "FUCKING DONKEY PIECE OF SHIT! GO GET MOLESTED BY PETER SCULLY!"

Eliza: "Nora, get back here!"

[Nora slaps a waitress and punches her in the mouth]

Eliza: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! DO NOT ASSAULT THE WAITRESS!"

[Nora flips the tables and smashes all of the food]

Waitress: "You need to leave now or I'm calling the police!"

Nora: "OH, I'LL LEAVE ALRIGHT!!!"

[Nora steals Eliza's Nissan Rogue and drives out of the parking lot and drives away]

Garret: "We need to stop her!"

[Cut to Nora speeding in the highway while blasting Carcass's "Heartwork"]

Nora: "FUCK YEAH!!! I FEEL SO LIBERATED DOING THIS SHIT!!!"

iPad Meeting
Gloria: "I've been gone for a few days, and am back to check and see how this family's been since my absence."

Reinforcements
Gloria: "Eliza decided to invite a friend for breakfast."

[Eliza opens the door]

Eliza: "Hello, Amy."

Nora Shoots Gloria
Gloria: "I'm sorry, but I failed to control Nora because her behavior was no better. Because of that, I'm afraid you'll have to find yourself another nanny TV show."

Nora: "TOO FUCKING BAD! NOBODY CAN FUCKING STOP ME!"

(Nora pulls out a gun and shoots her in the forehead three times, causing her to scream in pain, and Eliza to call 911.)

Gloria: "That's right, Nora. I give up, but I hope I can try ag--AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Nora: "NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH!"

Garret: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME!!!"

Gloria: "HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!! I'VE BEEN SHOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!" [cries while still in pain]

Gloria: "Three shots went right into my forehead. I did not expect her to have a gun, and neither did her parents. After being in so much pain that I cried, I eventually blacked out. An ambulance later took me directly to the hospital, and I didn't realize it until I woke up in the ICU. I don't know how I survived something like that, but needless to say, I couldn't imagine what came next. One thing's for sure though, this was a totally unpredictable attempt to help a family. And their eldest is certainly a psychopath."

Ventura County Police arrest Nora
Eliza: "After Gloria was taken to the hospital, we called the police as Nora's behavior got out of hand."

[Police cruiser arrives at the Heart home. The cops get out of the car.]

Nora: "Oh, fuck!"

Police officer: "Nora Heart, you're under arrest for the attempted murder of Gloria Robinson."

Nora: "SONS OF BITCHES!!!" (but she comes up with a scheme)

(She grabs Gabriel's arm and takes him to the police car, and she drives away)

Nora: If you bastards follow me, I will kill him!

(Nora duct tapes Gabriel to his seat and tapes his mouth shut)

Police officer: "Follow me, guys."

[Eliza and Garret get in the car and follow the police.]

Court
Bailiff: "All rise."

[Jury rises]

Bailiff: "At this time the Court calls State of California vs. Nora Heart, Case No. 05 CF 381. Will the parties state their appearances for the record, please."

"Garret: We're at the court. And the trial has begun."

Judge: "Nora Heart, how do you plead? Guilty or Not Guilty?"

Nora: "NOT GUILTY!"

Judge: Judge: "The accusations say, 'Nora Heart has trashed her room; and has engaged in kidnapping, destroying dolls, and being cruel to animals, stolen her mother's car, was being racist to the whole world,' whatever that means..."

[Jury chuckles at "being racist to the whole world" comment]

Judge: "'...driven into murderous rampage, tore property apart tore property apart and was about to kill her family and 23-year-old caretaker Gloria Robinson - the latter of which is currently in the hospital." Jury, what's your verdict?"

Jury member: "We find Nora Heart guilty for the horrendous crimes of grand theft auto, destruction of property, assault, animal cruelty, kidnapping, attempted murder and arson."

Judge: Do you have the evidence, prosecutor?

Gabriel: "Nora lacerated me last Christmas."

Nora: "I HATE EVERYBODY! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!"

Judge: "Nora Heart, the court finds you guilty to all charges. I am sentencing you to life in prison. Bailiff, take her away."

[Bailiff handcuffs and takes the screaming Nora away.]

Nora: "This is not the end, motherfuckers! I will bust out of jail and find you all! (Cackles, thinking she's a movie villain) And you will all die!"

Eliza: "Now we are going to clean up the house and make our family much better now that justice has been served."

Family update and advice for families of children with mental illness
Gloria: "It's hard to believe that a teenager would engage in such terrifying antics. But, it's typical for those who struggle with mental illness. As my attempt to help the Heart family shows, poor mental health can be difficult to deal with. The Hearts have informed me one day before this episode's premiere that they are at peace knowing she won't be able to hurt them or anybody else. If you know anyone who has suffered mental illness, there is hope. Please contact the Mental Health Foundation at 1-800-790-2204. Or visit their website at mentalhealthfountion.org. Don't wait until it's too late."