Do You Want Me To Kick You in the Nuts?

Do You Want Me To Kick You in the Nuts? is a comedy one-shot fanfiction written by Japanlover86

Summary
What happens when a perfectly calm Ri Dae-Jung gets interrogated by Giuseppe?, the most awkward interrogation ever,

Chapter 1
An 11-year old Korean boy, who looked more lile a girl than an actual boy due to his soft features and long hair was in a bare room, handcuffed with only a chair, a table and another chair on the opposite side.

An Italian man came into the room, the held a heavy steel case on the table.

"Do you know who I am?" He asked

" (Hm)" he said, nodding.

"You know what I'm going to do with you if you don't tell." He hissed.

" (What?)" Ri Dae-Jung said.

He then banged the case on the table.

"Do you know what kind of damage heavy steel boots can do to a prepubescent boy's testicles?" He asked.

" (How would I know that?)" He answered.

"Tell me the air strike target before I kick you in the nuts!" He yelled at the perfectly calm Korean boy.

A few minutes later, the team went into the base, ordered to retrieve Ri Dae-Jung from enemy captivity.

"Do you want me to kick you in the nuts?" He yelled.

" (No)" He replied back.

"DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!" He yelled.

Cuong kicked the door down, then unhandcuffed Ri Dae-Jung.

"I do not want you to kick him in the nuts." He said in English.