Remano Family 2015 Thanksgiving

Mom and Dad make Plans
Hugo: "So, we're going to your paternal grandmother's house."

Rowan: "You mean that ugly old hag? As if!"

Bryce: "I agree! I'm not going to grandma's house!"

Hugo: "You don't even know her."

The Family arrives at Grandmother's house
Grandma Roberta Remano: "Hello, everybody!"

Hugo: "Mother, it's been a long time, how are you?"

Katarina: "Hi, Grandma! Glad to be here."

Bryce: "HELLO, YOU UGLY-LOOKING LADY!"

Bruna: "I expect everyone to be on their best behavior."

Grandma Roberta Remano:

Hugo:

[We see cousins Elena, Spiro, Felix, Lydia and Juan-Carlos]

Thanksgiving Dinner
[On the table, there is roast turkey with sage and thyme, anytime turkey gravy, pear salad with raspberry cream, sweet potato cups, browned butter mashed potatoes, slow-cooker cornbread dressing, Great-Grandma Erma's Spirited Cranberry Sauce, green beans with mushrooms and bacon, Quick yeast rolls and Elegant pumpkin-walnut layered pie]

Hugo: "There's seven people you ought to watch out for---those of which are Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Orla, Jose, and Bryce."

Aunty Dolce: "Why?"

Hugo: "They don't respect me at all or have any gratitude. Katarina, however, is my only well-behaved child."

Grandma Roberta Remano: "Turkey is ready!"

[Grandmother Roberta Remano serves the eight children turkey]

Katarina: "Thanks, Grandma. That bird looks and smells good."

[The seven others scoff and refuse to say thank you]

Hugo: "Oh, well. Maybe they'll have better behavior next year."

[Meghann tosses a piece of turkey at Jose]

Bruna: "Meghann Trina Remano!"

Meghann: "What? Jose wanted some turkey, so I gave him some."

Orla: "FOOD FIGHT!"

[The seven engage in a food fight]

Grandma Roberta Remano: "What in Charles Dickens is going on in here?"

Bruna: "Kids, cut it out!"

[Katarina brings over her Thanksgiving centerpiece]

[Sam destroys Katarina's thanksgiving centerpiece by throwing it into the fireplace]

Katarina: "NOOOO! NOT MY THANKSGIVING CENTERPIECE!! I WORKED THREE WEEKS ON THAT!"

Bruna: "That's ALL your TV, XBOX One, iPod Nano, and computer games and priveleges gone! That also includes your game consoles themselves!"

Hugo: "Here is a list so we don't forget."