Plank Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
'''Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny.....Jo encounters a large family from Hawaii." '''

Lianne: "My party's ruined!"

Announcer: "These are the most badly-behaved children from Hawaii Jo has ever encountered."

[Lois smashes the fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat]

Announcer: "But, before Jo arrived, Valentin gained custody of the kids and went for a full-time job working over 75 hours per week."

Hope: "Dad works about 75 hours per week."

Jo: "75 hours?"

Announcer: "But the fourth to sixth oldest children are violent."

[Tyson smuggles cisapride]

[Serena goes in Craig's car]

Announcer: "Jo has three weeks to tame these terrors."

Submission Reel
Hope: Hello! I'm Hope. My father is Valentin. I am the oldest at aged 20. My other siblings are Brooke (18), Kim (17), Tyson (14), Serena (13), Larson (11), Maria (8), Lois (5½), Blake (4½), Lisa (3½), and Lianne and Lilian (2½).

Jo: "That's a lot of children!"

Hope: We went through a rough past. My parents got divorced years ago. There was a long custody battle, but dad won custody of us. He now spends hours a week working on a ship.

Jo: I hope he's alright.

Hope: Our main issues are with Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa. They're all troublemakers!

[The six kids blast Mortician's "Domain of Death" album]

Jo: Woah!

Hope: Lois, Blake, and Lisa are the worst. They kick, scream, curse, fight and do so much craziness. They also like bad movies and music.

Lois: LET US WATCH THE FUCKING 1992 MOVIE "COOL WORLD"!!!

''Blake: I AGREE WITH LOIS!!! EITHER PUT ON COOL WORLD FOR US OR START LIKING THE 2011 MOVIE "MARS NEEDS MOM"!!!''

''Lisa: OR YOU DON'T WANT TO START LIKING MARS NEEDS MOM, THEN YOU BETTER START LIKING THE 2008 MOVIE "PONYO" AND LIL PUMP'S "HARVERD DROPOUT" ALBUM!!! WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO DO?!?!''

Jo: Oh my word...

Hope: The kids are obsessed with Ponyo in particular, but I don't like that movie at all. It's one of the worst films Studio Ghibli has ever put out. My favorite movies from them are Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Jo: I liked Ponyo, so I'm not sure about it being the worst film.

Hope: Tyson, Serena, and Larson aren't any better. They act violent, and I've been catching them taking drugs!

[Tyson smuggles cisapride]

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson are seen taking the drug]

Jo: What in the world?!

Hope: Supernanny, please come to our house. It's getting more chaotic than ever, and I can't deal with it anymore!

Jo: Your family is definitely falling apart! I'm on my way!

Observation begins
[We see Lianne and Lilian watching Disney's "The Rescuers" on VHS]

Lisa: "This movie sucks so bad! Let's watch Ponyo!"

Lianne: "Hope said we can't watch Ponyo because that movie isn't as good as their others."

Lois: "Too bad idiot!"

[Lois rips out the VHS and replaces it with Ponyo]

Lilian: "HOPE!!! BLAKE, LOIS, AND LISA CHANGED THE MOVIE TO PONYO!!!"

Hope: (arriving) "You three do not change the movie to Ponyo! It is one of the worst Studio Ghibli movies ever existed!"

Blake: "Why is it?"

Hope: "You know why! It has a weak story, unlikable characters and hideous songs!"

Jo: "I thought it was ridiculous for the kids to be fighting over a movie."

[Later, we see a car pull up. It is driven by Craig]

Craig: "Serena! I'm here!"

Serena: "That's my friend! See you mom!"

[Serena goes in Craig's car]

Jo: "Who is Craig?"

Hope: "It is Serena's "friend". In reality, Craig is 23 and Serena is only 13. They act like they're on a date and such. I even saw them kiss on the lips!"

Jo: "Well do you know if they "did it"?"

Hope: "I hope they didn't!"

Jo: "I couldn't believe what I was hearing! Craig could be taking advantage of that little girl for all we know!"

[Suddenly, Hope smells something off]

Hope: "What is that smell?"

[Hope follows the stench to find Tyson and Larson doing marijuana]

Hope: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU BOYS DOING?!?!"

Tyson: "Uh, we're eating lettuce, that's all!"

Hope: "BS!!! YOU'RE SMOKING WEED!!!"

Jo: "How old are you boys again?"

Tyson: "I'm 14, and Larson is 11."

Hope: "I got Serena dating a grown man, and the boys smoking weed! Using marijuana for recreational use is illegal in Hawaii."

Hope: "Do you boys realize how much trouble you can get yourselves into?!"

Tyson: "Do we care?"

Larson: "Yeah! The cops aren't gonna do shit to two kids having some fun!"

Jo: "I was completely disturbed by how the boys didn't find this a big deal. Having a drug possession charge on your record could change their lives for the worse!"

[Maria is seen listening to Black Sabbath's "Born Again" album outside the backyard]

Jo: "You seem all alone."

Maria: "Yeah. Hope, Brooke, and Kim are all busy on Tyson, Serena, Larson, Blake, Lois, and Lisa, and they end up forgetting about me, Lianne, and Lilian."

Jo: "Do you try to have a moment with them?"

Maria: "Whenever I try, the six of them end up doing something horrible, and they have to move their attention to them. It's so unfair! So most of the time, I spend time listening to music."

Jo: "What are you listening to?"

Maria: "Black Sabbath's "Zero the Hero". I like listening to rock, pop, and rap music, though I'm not into the horrible musicians that the others are into."

Jo: "I felt really bad for Maria, Lianne, and Lilian. The older kids are too focused on the naughty children, and the well-behaved ones get ignored."

Observation continues
Jo: "Later, I wanted to talk to the younger kids about the movies they watch and the music they listen to."

Jo: "So what movies do you like watching?"

Lisa: "Our favorites are movies that were critically panned by critics and fans, were made for babies, and are too inappropriate for our ages, like R rated and NC-17 rated movies."

Jo: Why watch those films?

Lois: "Because we find something special about those films. It's fun to see filmmakers try, but fail hard to make a good story with likable characters."

Blake: "I also like watching baby movies since it brings me back to being a little baby. And with the mature movies, I can feel all grown."

Lisa: "One of our favorite movies of all time is Ponyo. It is awesome! From the nice animation to the incredible story about Ponyo, to even to nice and relaxing music, there is a lot to like about this movie!"

Lois: "We each have our own Ponyo plushies, as well as multiple merchandise of the movie. However, we have to keep it hidden because Hope doesn't want us to watch that movie."

Jo: "And why is that?"

Blake: "She thinks it's too childish. She prefers Studio Ghibli films that having some seriousness and meaning to them, especially Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya. She finds these three films as one of the greatest animes of all time."

Lois: "I can see their appeal, but we don't like them. We prefer one that doesn't take itself too seriously and is just fun for casual viewers like us. I don't want deep plots and complex characters!"

Jo: "These kids prefer to watch bad movies, baby movies, and inappropriate movies. At least their favorite movie isn't an incredibly gory one!"

Jo: "So what about the music?"

Blake: "Like the movies, we like those that were critically panned by critics and fans, were made for babies, and are too inappropriate for our ages."

Lisa: "One of our favorite artists is Daddy Yankee."

Lois: "Yeah! Daddy Yankee is a reggaeton musician who is diverse in his genres from Latin pop to rap. He also has amazing music videos and starred in great movies like Vampiros, Straight Outta Puerto Rico, and Talento de Barrio."

Blake: "Our music tastes are diverse. We listen to bad rappers like 6ix9ine to brutal death metal bands like Cannibal Corpse."

Jo: "What about Hope's music tastes?"

Lois: "She listens to "good" musicians like The Beatles, David Bowie, Elvis Presley, Kanye West, Metallica, and many others. We all hate them because they are overrated and they suck!"

Lisa: "Michael Jackson is one of my least favorite musicians because he is a scary pedophile who bribed people to not get his butt in jail!"

Jo: "The fact that these kids think that Michael Jackson was a pedophile, despite being proven innocent, was outrageous!"

Blake: "By the way, we all have one special toy. Meet Jar Jar Binks!"

Jo: "Isn't he from those Star Wars prequels?"

Lois: "Yes. Many people think he sucks because he's a failed character at comedy relief and also claim that he is a bad stereotype to Caribbean people. However, we think that he isn't a stereotype and that his jokes are actually pretty funny. In fact, he is behind Ponyo in our favorite characters in movie history!"

Blake: "He can also talk! Say hi to JoJo, Jar Jar!"

Jar Jar: "Heyday ho, jojo! must besa da new visitor!"

Jo: "That's really cool!"

Lisa: "He can somewhat speak English, though we're currently trying to teach him to speak normal language."

Jo: "I thought it was really cute to see the three younger siblings have a Jar Jar Binks toy that they looked up to."

Family Issues
Jo: "Eventually, Hope decided to FaceTime her dad Valentin to confront him about not being around that often."

Hope: "Come on, dad! Me, Brooke, and Kim are working our butts off caring for this house while you're spends 75 hours per week on your stupid boat!"

Valentin: "Hope, you know I have to do this as a job. Without it, we won't be able to pay the bills."

Hope: "I don't care anymore! I just want you to be around more often! After all, Lianne and Lilian are gonna have their 3rd birthday in a few days, and I fear that you're gonna miss it."

Adult Meeting
Jo: "Why don't you want the kids to watch Ponyo?"

Hope: "I don't want them to watch a stupid kids film that brings them nothing! I want them to watch movies that have meaning to them, and not just one where a crude humanoid fish does some crap with a family!"

Calling Nicole Birou-Jennings
Nicole: "Hi, this is Nicole Birou-Jennings. Who's calling?"

Jo: "It's me, Jo Frost. I am encountering the Plank Family in Hawaii with a single divorced dad. Three girls, Hope, age 20, Brooke, age 18, and Kim, age 17 are having trouble with their siblings Tyson, age 14, Serena, age 13, Larson, age 11, Lois, age 5½, Blake, age 4½, and Lisa, age 3½. Blake and Lisa are Hope's children. Single father Valentin works 75 hours per week boarding a ship since three years ago, Valentin even divorced a 45-year old stubborn mother and gained custody of the kids. Hope has another sibling, Maria, age 8, and two non-identical twin girls, Lianne and Lilian, age 2 1/2. The oldest three I mentioned, the youngest two I mentioned, and Maria are nice, well-mannered girls. Tyson, Serena, and Larson have split personalities depending on their mood, they threaten and punch things with rage. Combined, they have been expelled from approximately 120 schools. Lois, Blake, and Lisa are the most badly-behaved children I have ever encountered in Hawaii. They always refuse to eat healthy foods and always eat unhealthy foods and test people on every level, they would not eat healthy foods, they're very aggressive, they have never said sorry, and when things don't go their way, they throw very epic and very scary tantrums, as well as raging fits and protests. Combines, they have been expelled from approximately 125 schools. Lianne and Lilian's birthday are coming up. Hope's wedding is in a few months. Lois and Lisa are fans of Monster High, the 2-year olds are planning a Smurfs-birthday party, Blake is a fan of Digimon, Tyson and Larson are fans of Angry Birds. Any techniques I shall include?"

Nicole: "Give Tyson, Serena, and Larson the Naughty Tuffet and One-Strike-and-You're-Out, the Naughty Platform for Lois and Blake, and the Naughty Pit and it's Super counterpart for Lisa. Also include the Lose What You Like and Get What You Hate Charts, Snack Box, Reward Chart, White Sheets, and Drug Disposal."

Jo: "Can you describe me the themes for the reward charts?"

Nicole: "Whatever they're a fan of, that's what their specific theme will be."

Jo: "Thank you. I shall see you next."

Discipline techniques
Jo: "Discipline is a must-have for this house. So I will implement the timeouts."

Jo: "For Tyson, Serena, and Larson, they will go on the Naughty Tuffet and the One-Strike-and-You're-Out. Lois and Blake will go one the Naughty Platform and Lisa will go on the Super Naughty Pit."

Reward Chart
Jo: "The Reward Chart will encourage the kids to behave for some treats."

Jo: Each time you children behave, you will move up to the chart. For Tyson, Serena, and Larson, your reward charts will be Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace-themed. And as for you, Lois, Blake, and Lisa, your reward charts will be Ponyo-themed.

Hope: "Ugh, can't Lois, Blake, and Lisa's chart be Whisper of the Heart-themed? And as for Tyson, Serena, and Larson's, they should have their charts be Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back-themed."

Jo: "Hope, since the kids like The Phantom Menace and Ponyo, they will have the reward charts be themed as such."

Hope: "Alright. Don't the other three get reward charts?"

Jo: "Yes. Maria gets a My Neighbor Totoro-themed chart, while Lianne and Lilian get a Michael Jackson-themed chart."

Lianne: "Yeah! Me and Lilian love Michael Jackson and his music!"

Tyson: "You two support that pedo? No way! Their charts need to be themed as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Lil Jon."

Hope: "No. While JJBA is a good anime, Maria is too young for that. Also, we don't listen to Lil Jon because he's a bad rapper and crunk artist."

Allowance Chart
Jo: "With the Allowance Chart, the kids will earn money when they behave, but lose some when they misbehave."

Drug Disposal
Jo: "The Drug Disposal will stop Tyson, Serena, and Larson from taking drugs."

Jo: "When you see the kids take drugs, take it away immediately and dispose it. Then you punish the kids."

White Sheets
Jo: "With the White Sheets, Lois, Blake, and Lisa won't touch anything that isn't theirs, and Tyson, Serena, and Larson can't get on the computer because their too addicted to it."

Tossing out the treats
Jo: "My, my. That's a lot of junk!"

[Jo tosses the snack cakes, Reese's peanut butter cups, Boston Market's Kids' meatloaf, the Cap'n Crunch, Hostess Donettes frosted mini donuts, Hostess blueberry mini muffins, Pillsbury strawberry toaster strudel, Hostess cherry fruit pies, Nabisco Cheez-It's, Dole Mandarins in Orange Gel, the Oscar Mayer Maxed Out turkey and cheddar cracker combo Lunchables, and the frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts into a trash bag]

Jo: "Bye bye, Junk food!"

[Jo puts banana chips, apple chips, nuts, pretzel sticks, beef jerky, Rice Krispie treats, Kashi GOLEAN Crunchy! chocolate almond and protein and fiber bars, sunflower seeds, raisins, DAVID roasted & salted pumpkin seeds, Emerald mixed nuts, Ocean Spray craisins, Traditional Chex mix, Sun-Maid Mixed Fruit, Sunsweet pitted prunes, LUNA Berry pomegranate tea cakes and Keebler cinnamon crisp Low-Fat Grahams into the clear bin]

Jo: "And Hello, Healthy Food!"

[Jo tosses the trash bag full of rubbish and takes it to the garbage can down the curb]

Jo: "No more Rubbish!"

[Jo throws the trash bag full of rubbish into the garbage can]

Jo: "There, all gone."

Bye Bye Bottle
Jo: "I decided to get rid of all the bottles because Lois, Blake, and Lisa are too old for the bottles."

Jo: "I want to move Lois and Blake and Lisa on from their bottles Lisa is 3 years old and Lois is 5 years old and Blake is 4 years old. They do not need them."

Hope: "Should we donate them?"

Jo: "No. We should instead throw them out."

Paci-Fairy
Paci-Fairy: "Hello! I'm the Paci-Fairy! Are their any binkies I need to get rid of?"

Jo: "Yes. All of Lois, Blake, and Lisa's binkies will have to go."

Intro
Jo: "After Hope threw out the treats, Lois, Blake, and Lisa kicked off epic and scary tantrums."

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa start bawling]

Lois, Blake, and Lisa: "WE WANT OUR FOOD, BINKIES, AND BOTTLES BACK! WE HATE THOSE NEW RULES!"

Jo: "The snacks, binkies, and bottles are all gone."

Lois: "THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO IN THIS HOUSE!"

Hope: "Calm down, Lois. I'm sure there is way more things to do in the house."

Lois: "BUT IT'S NOT THE THINGS I LIKE TO DO!"

Lisa: "YOU'LL BE..."

Blake: "SORRY!"

Hope: "Take a deep breath."

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa ignore Hope's comment and run to their bedrooms crying]

Lois: (while trashing their rooms) "WE FUCKING HATE HOPE AND JO!!!"

Lisa: (while trashing their rooms) "WE WILL KILL HER!!!"

Blake: (while trashing their rooms) "AND WE WILL TAKE OVER THIS HOUSE!!!"

Jo: "Lois, Blake, and Lisa trashed their bedrooms and said terrible things about us. It was terrible."

Jo: "Lisa, let me talk to you. Mommy wanted to take your bottle and all your treats to the garbage and give your binky to the Paci-Fairy because you are too old for the binky and the bottle and and the treats have a lot of sugar and other things that were not good for you. If you keep this up, you will go to timeout in the Naughty Pit."

Lisa: "I WANT MY TREATS, BINKY, AND BOTTLE!"

Jo: "Blake, listen to me. Your sister wanted to take your bottle and all your treats to the garbage and give your binky to the Paci-Fairy because you are too old for the bottle and binky and the treats were not good for you. You must get this room arrangement set back how it's supposed to, or you will be at the Naughty Platform and Super Naughty Pit."

Blake: "Ah, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Timeout
Hope: "I had enough of their behaviors, so I placed them in timeout."

Hope (to Lisa): You're in timeout because you kept having a tantrum. Stay there for 3 minutes.

Hope (to Lois): You're in timeout because you kept having a tantrum. Stay there for 5 minutes.

Hope (to Blake): You're in timeout because you kept having a tantrum. Stay there for 4 minutes.

45 seconds later

[Lisa, Lois, and Blake go over to the garbage to get the treats and bottles]

Hope: "Leave them alone. They're garbage."

Blake: NO!!! WE WANT THEM BACK NOW!!!

[Hope smashes the treats and bottles, then throws them in the trash]

Hope: There. I smashed your treats and bottles so you can't use them anymore.

Lois, Lisa, and Blake: "FUCK!!!"

80 seconds later

Lisa: "NO! I HATE YOU, YOU BIG FAT MEANIE! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!"

[Hope loses it]

Hope: HOW DARE YOU WISH I WERE DEAD!!! GO BACK TO THE SUPER NAUGHTY PIT RIGHT NOW!!!

Jo: Calm down, Hope! There is no need to rage.

Hope: "I'm sorry Jo, but I'm not going to take this anymore! I can't deal with this shit!"

[Hope runs away to her bedroom crying]

Lisa: "Bye mummy!" (laughs)

Blake: "Hope you don't ever come back!"

[Jo gets very angry with Lisa, Lois, and Blake]

Jo: "Your poor attitude, disrespect, and unfairness is making me very upset! How dare you treat Hope like that?"

Lisa: (sneering) "We dared and we did."

Jo: "The snacks, bottles, and binkies are gone, Lisa. Mommy wanted to take away your bottle and treats to the garbage, and the Paci-Fairy wanted to collect your binky, because you're too old for the bottle and binky, and the treats were no good for you. As you continue those raging fits, not only that you will be in the Naughty Pits, but you can lose ALL of your privileges!"

Blake: "Well, we want our treats, binkies, and bottles and you are a horrible person to force us not to have them anymore!"

280 seconds later

Brooke: "Say sorry."

Lois, Lisa, and Blake: "NO!"

Jo: "Lois, Blake, and Lisa, you were in timeout because you were very very rude to Hope when we wanted what was best for you."

Lisa, Lois, and Blake: "DON'T CARE!!! FUCK OFF!!!"

600 seconds later

Blake: "HALT! I AIN'T APOLOGIZING!"

Jo: "Then you can stay there for another 5 minutes!"

Blake: "FINE!"

12 minutes later

Hope: Apologize.

Lois and Lisa: "NO!"

30 minutes later

Lois, Blake, and Lisa: "NO! WE'RE NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE!"

Jo: You will stay here until you apologize.

46 minutes later

[Blake hacks the speakers and plays Aerosmith's "Walk This Way"]

Hope: Turn that rock music off! You will not listen to Aerosmith until you apologize!

Blake: IN YOUR DREAMS, BITCH!!!

50 minutes later

[Lois hacks the speakers and plays 6ix9ine's "GOOBA"]

Hope: Turn that rap off right now! 6ix9ine is a bad influence on you!

60 minutes later

[Lisa hacks the speakers and plays The Shaggs's "Philosophy of the World"]

Hope: Turn off that trash right now! The Shaggs is a horrible band!

75 minutes later

[The three run outside and splash in the pool]

Hope: "This is not the time to play in the pool! Go dry off then go back to timeout."

80 minutes later

[The three go into their room and watch FernGully: The Last Rainforest movie on a portable DVD player]

Hope: "This is no time to care about the rainforests! Turn off FernGully: The Last Rainforest now and go back to timeout!"

Lois: "I don't want to!"

Lisa: "Yeah! FernGully: The Last Rainforest is a masterpiece!"

Blake: "You better start liking this right now or we will force you to start hating on Lilo & Stitch!"

Ongoing Protest
Jo: "Their epic protests continued."

Blake: "Can we have french fries for dinner?"

Hope: "No, Blake."

Lois: "I WANT FRENCH FRIES! I WANT THEM!"

Hope: You are not having french fries. This is your warning. Keep this up and you're going to timeout.

[Lisa throws one of her shoes into the boiling hot pot of water, which has the vegetables in it]

Hope: You are now going to timeout.

Blake: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THAT STUPID 17-YEAR-OLD, THOSE BRATTY TWINS, AND THAT 8-YEAR-OLD MORE THAN US!"

Hope: No I'm not. Now let's go.

5 minutes later

[The three hack the TV and play the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club"]

Hope: Turn that off right now! You are not watching the Breakfast Club because that movie is rated R!

12 minutes later

[Lois hacks the speakers and plays Black Flag's "My War"]

Hope: Turn it off! I hate Black Flag!

25 minutes later

[Lisa hacks the TV and plays the 2004 movie "Shark Tale"]

Hope: We are not watching Shark Tale because that movie is critically panned by critics and considered the worst movie DreamWorks has ever made.

40 minutes later

[Blake hacks the speakers and plays Cannibal Corpse's "Shredded Humans"]

Hope: Turn that horrible death metal off right now! Cannibal Corpse is extremely inappropriate for your age!

45 minutes later

[The three trash Hope's room]

Hope: "You three clean up this mess right now!"

Time for Bed
Jo: "Their tantrums were epic. They lasted until it was time to go to bed."

Hope: "Lisa, Blake, and Lois, tell everybody goodnight and then you're going to bed."

Jo: "The other children got to stay up playing. They don't have that privilege tonight."

Lisa: WE HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! WE WANTED TO WATCH THE 1995 MOVIE "CLUELESS"!!!

Lois: WE ALSO WANTED TO LISTEN TO DEATH'S "SCREAM BLOODY GORE" ALBUM WHILE WE WATCHED THE 1981 MOVIE "THE EVIL DEAD"!!!

Blake: I EVEN WANTED TO WATCH THE 2008 MOVIE "PONYO"!!!

Hope: No! We aren't watching Clueless because that movie is rated PG-13. We aren't listening to Death's Scream Bloody Gore while we watch The Evil Dead because they're both inappropriate. And I am definitely not showing you brats Ponyo because that movie is so horrible! Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya are much better Studio Ghibli movies. Now go to bed!

Valentin arrives home
Jo: "A few minutes later, Valentin came home."

Hope: "This is Jo Frost, who came here to help the family."

Brooke: "We threw their treats and bottles out, and gave the binkies to the Paci-Fairy, and threw away their treats, but Lois, Blake, and Lisa kicked off very very mean tantrums."

Kim: "The treats were no good for them. They are too old for the bottle and binky."

Hope: "Oh, they broke the desktop computer, threw the House Rules chart in the fireplace, trashed their bedrooms, threw a shoe into a boiling pot of water which had the vegetables in it, told me that they wish I was dead, smashed the family portrait, threw the timeout pit at me, pushed Lianne and Lilian off the trampoline, hacked the speakers and TV to play inappropriate movies and songs and did so many other bad things."

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny, Hope gets tough with Lois, Blake, and Lisa."

Hope: "Because of this mess, you're all going to bed at 7:00 tonight."

Announcer: "And later, the trio gives the twins grief."

Lianne: "My birthday party is ruined!"

Announcer: "When Supernanny Returns."

Ask Supernanny
Jo: “What movies are appropriate for your children to watch? The most important thing to know is that the films you pick out must be appropriate for everyone. Do not show inappropriate movies to younger kids.“

Lois, Blake, and Lisa vs. the grown-ups
Hope: "Lois Veruca, Blake Adrian, and Lisa Marie, come here."

Lois: What do you want?

Blake: Yeah, what is it?

Lisa: Are we in trouble?

Hope: Yes. I told you to do your chores, and you made a huge mess.

Blake: What mess?

Hope: You shattered all the dishes and spent your time watching the 2012 movie "Foodfight!", even though that movie is critically panned by critics.

Lois: Foodfight! is a good movie!

Lisa: I agree! These critics don't know jack shit!

Hope: Because of this mess, you're all going to bed at 7:00 tonight.

Blake: NOT 7 PM!!! WHY NOT 8 PM?!?!

Lois: YEAH!!! IT'S STILL DAYLIGHT!!!

Hope: You're all going to bed early because you didn't do your chores and spent that time on watching a bad movie.

Jo: It was now 7 PM, and it was time for the children to go to bed.

Lisa: WE SAID NO BED TIME!!!

Hope: You are going to bed an hour early! Now don't get out of the bed!

[Lois, Lisa, and Blake run out of their rooms and hack the TV to watch the 2008 movie "Ponyo"]

Hope: We are not watching Ponyo because that movie is so horrible and not as good as Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya. Valentin! Put the kids back to bed!

[Valentin takes the three to bed]

Lisa: WE WANT TO WATCH PONYO!!!

Lois: IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, SPIRITED AWAY, AND THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA!!!

Blake: START LIKING THE 1996 MOVIE SPACE JAM RIGHT NOW!!!

Valentin: Never! Because that movie was mediocre and didn't get good ratings! Now go to bed!

'''Valentin: I don't know why the kids are obsessed with movies that are critically panned, are for babies, or are too inappropriate for them. It is kinda disturbing.'''

[The three get out of their rooms and hack the speakers to play Cattle Decapitation's "Forced Gender Reassignment"]

Brooke: You are not listening to Cattle Decapitation because that band is too inappropriate! Go back to bed now!

[Brooke, Hope, and Kim team up to take the three to bed]

Lisa: WE WANT TO LISTEN TO CATTLE DECAPITATION!!!

Blake: IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ELVIS PRESLEY, MICHAEL PEDO JACKSON, 2PAC, THE BEATLES, QUEEN, METALLICA, IRON MAIDEN, DRAKE, KANYE WEST, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!

Lois: START HATING ON DAVID BOWIE AND ELTON JOHN AND START LIKING THE SHAGGS AND DADDY YANKEE RIGHT NOW!!!

Brooke: Never! You're not listening to Cattle Decapitation because they're an extremely inappropriate goregrind band!

Kim: Also, David Bowie and Elton John are good musicians! The Shaggs is a horrible band and Daddy Yankee is a generic reggaeton singer who wants to be a rapper so badly.

Hope: You need to go to bed right now! Tomorrow is Lianne and Lilian's 3rd birthday!

Lianne and Lilian's 3rd Birthday Party Riot
Jo: "The next day was Lianne and Lilian's birthday, and they chose a Smurfs-themed party."

Tyson: Why did it have to be Smurfs-themed?

Serena: It should be themed like the 1984 TV-movie "The Burning Bed"!

Larson: I agree. The scenes where Francine got abused by her husband were so hilarious!

Blake: Better yet, it should be a Ponyo-themed party!

Lois: I agree, because that movie is so much better than Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Lisa: Ponyo also had an awesome remix of the song "Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea" in the English dub that was done by Noah Cyrus and Frankie Jonas.

Hope: The birthday isn't going to be themed as The Burning Bed nor Ponyo. The Burning Bed is too inappropriate for you six and Ponyo will never be as good as Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Valentin: And The Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea remix was awful.

Jo: It was time to blow out the candles, and everything was going good.

[Lianne and Lilian blows out the candles]

Everyone: YAY!!!

Jo: And then came the riot.

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson and destroy the cake with hammers and axes]

Hope: TYSON, SERENA, AND LARSON!!! WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING?!?!

Tyson: We're fixing the cake!

Lianne: HOW DARE YOU!!!

Lilian: YOU BETTER PRAY THAT WE HAVE A SPARE!!!

[Blake, Lois, and Lisa change the music to Daddy Yankee and Snow's "Con Calma"]

Valentin: HOW DARE YOU SIX DESTROY THE CAKE AND CHANGE THE MUSIC TO DADDY YANKEE!!! THAT IS VERY RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL!!!

[Hope, Brooke, Kim, and Valentin drag the six kids to their respective timeout corners]

Hope: You six are going to stay in timeout because you destroyed the cake and changed the music to Daddy Yankee.

Tyson: LET US OUT RIGHT NOW!!!

Serena: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DESTROYED THE CAKE?!?! WE FIXED IT!!!

Larson: I AGREE WITH TYSON AND SERENA!!! WE NEVER SMASHED THEIR CAKE!!!

Blake: YOU ALSO NEED TO START LIKING DADDY YANKEE!!!

Lois: I AGREE!!! HE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LIL UZI VERT, MICHAEL PEDO JACKSON, XXXTENTACION, THE BEATLES, QUEEN, SLAYER, GUNS N' ROSES, NIRVANA, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!

Lisa: I AGREE WITH BLAKE AND LOIS!!! WE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

Valentin: We are not going to have this debate with you. Stay in timeout.

Jo: After the six were in timeout, it was time to fix the party.

Brooke: One of my friends worked in a bakery, so he was able to bake a spare cake just in case the other one was destroyed.

Hope: You two also got presents. Open them now.

[Lianne and Lilian open their presents to find multiple Smurfs memorabilia]

Lianne: Those presents are awesome!

Lilian: Thank you so much!

Kim: Now how about we watch the 2017 film "Smurfs: The Lost Village"?

Lianne: Yeah! Even though the movie has mixed reviews, it has amazing animation and has an epic plot!

Lilian: I agree! Let's watch it!

[Everyone gathers around the projector as Valentin puts on the movie]

[Meanwhile in the timeout area...]

Tyson: I just overheard the family putting on Smurfs: The Lost Village.

Serena: That movie sucks! The 2011 and 2013 films "The Smurfs" and "The Smurfs 2" by Sony are so much better!

Larson: Well we can't just hijack the projector and put on a much better movie!

Blake: That's a great idea, Larson! We will sneak into the party, hijack the projector, and play a much better film!

Lois: We should put on the 1998 classic film "Barney's Great Adventure".

Lisa: I agree, because that movie is so much better than anything Smurfs: The Lost Village can dream up!

[cut to: The intro to Smurfs: The Lost Village is playing]

Lianne: This is going to be great!

Lilian: I know. This film is going to be amazing on the projector.

[Suddenly, the movie shuts off]

Hope: What happened?

Valentin: Must be a technical difficulty. Let me see...

[Valentin examines the projector when suddenly...]

Barney: Oh boy, it looks like everybody's here!

BJ: Oh man, this is gonna be so cool!

''Baby Bop: Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn, and sing along, and... Oh, and see the movie.''

All: (laugh).

Barney: Well then, here we go.

Baby Bop: Roll 'em!

Barney: (chuckles)

Hope: Oh no... it can't be!

[Barney's Great Adventure starts playing]

Brooke: Oh no! It's Barney's Great Adventure!

Kim: We aren't allowed to watch that crap because that movie is for babies! And I thought Ponyo was bad!

Valentin: Who could've done this?!

Blake: IT WAS ME, LOIS, LISA, TYSON, SERENA, AND LARSON, FUCKTARDS!!!

Hope: OH MY GOD!!! BLAKE, LOIS, LISA, TYSON, SERENA, AND LARSON!!! YOU DO NOT HIJACK THE PROJECTOR AND PLAY BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE BECAUSE THAT MOVIE IS FOR BABIES!!!

Lisa: WE DON'T CARE!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE WILL DESTROY THE PRESENTS AND THE SPARE CAKE!!!

[Lisa, Lois and Blake throw cherry bombs at the presents and spare cake. They explode and obliterate the presents and spare cake]

Lianne: OH NO!!! THE PRESENTS ARE DESTROYED!!!

Lilian: AND THE CAKE IS SMASHED AGAIN!!!

[Tyson hacks the speakers and plays Slayer's "Jihad"]

Hope: TURN OFF SLAYER RIGHT NOW!!! WE AREN'T LISTENING TO THAT BAND BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO INAPPROPRIATE!!!

Tyson: WE DON'T CARE!!! SLAYER IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN PRINCE, NIRVANA, DAVID BOWIE, ELTON JOHN, TAYLOR SWIFT, KANYE WEST, AND MORE!!!

[Serena throws eggs, dishes, and pies at the party-goers]

Serena: GET REKT!!!

[Larson splashes vodka and beer at Lianne and Lilian, getting them drunk]

Lianne: Eyyyyyeeeeee...... duuuuuuunnntt....... feeeeeeeeeeeellllzzzzzzz....... gud. (Translation: I don't feel so good.)

Lilian: Uuuuuuuuu....... rrrrrrrrrr............. ded. (Translation: You are so dead!)

Valentin: YOU DO NOT GET LIANNE AND LILIAN DRUNK!!!

Jo: It was pretty clear that the six have snapped.

[All the other party-goers had fled the scene. Barney's Great Adventure is still playing on the projector and the speakers are still playing Slayer]

Hope: THAT IS SO IT!!!

[Hope destroys the speakers, stopping the song. She then slices the projector's power cord with a knife, breaking the projector and stopping the movie from playing]

Hope: YOU SIX ARE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY IN YOUR ROOMS!!! NOW HOP TO IT!!!

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Blake, Lois, and Lisa cry as they run to their rooms]

Tyson: YOU DESERVED IT!!!

Serena: WE HATE YOU FOR LIFE!!!

Larson: LIANNE AND LILIAN DESERVE NO PARTY AT ALL!!!

Blake: YOU ALL BETTER START LIKING PONYO, BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE, AND CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST RIGHT NOW!!!

Lois: AND YOU BETTER START LIKING CARCASS, PEPPA PIG THE MUSICIAN, DADDY YANKEE, THE SHAGGS, MERZBOW, MASONNA, AND LIL PUMP RIGHT NOW!!!

Lisa: AND YOU BETTER HOST A MOVIE NIGHT FOR THE 2018 FILM "THE GRINCH" RIGHT NOW!!!

Hope: NEVER!!! LIANNE AND LILIAN DESERVE A PARTY!!! WHAT YOU ALL DID WAS RUDE!!!

Kim: AND WE ARE NEVER LIKING PONYO, BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE, AND CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST BECAUSE PONYO IS STUDIO GHIBLI'S WORST FILM, BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE IS FOR BABIES, AND CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST IS WAY TOO GORY AND INAPPROPRIATE!!!

Brooke: WE ARE ALSO NOT LIKING CARCASS, PEPPA PIG THE MUSICIAN, DADDY YANKEE, THE SHAGGS, MERZBOW, MASONNA, AND LIL PUMP BECAUSE CARCASS IS TOO INAPPROPRIATE, PEPPA PIG IS FOR BABIES, DADDY YANKEE IS A TERRIBLE REGGAETON SINGER, THE SHAGGS HAVE SOME OF THE WORST MUSICAL PERFORMANCES OF ALL TIME, MERZBOW MAKES CRAPPY NOISE MUSIC, MASONNA MAKES EVEN WORSE NOISE MUSIC THAN MERZBOW, AND LIL PUMP IS AN ATROCIOUS RAPPER!!!

Valentin: AND WE WILL NEVER HOST A MOVIE NIGHT FOR THE GRINCH BECAUSE DESPITE HAVING GOOD ANIMATION, IT RECEIVED MIXED REVIEWS AND WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THE 1966 SHORT "HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS!"!!! NOW GO TO BED NOW!!!

[All six kids cry as they go to bed]

Onward
'''Jo: I will be leaving the family for a few days. Let's hope they follow the techniques.'''

Family Test Run
Hope: Today we will be having a music party. What songs do you want me to play?

Tyson: Merzbow's "Woodpecker No. 1"!

Serena: Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda"!

Larson: Lil Pump's "ESSKEETIT"!

Blake: Daddy Yankee's "Que Tire Pa' 'Lante"!

Lois: Pinkfong's "Baby Shark"!

Lisa: Slipknot's "(sic)"!

Hope: We are not listening to any of these songs because they're either too inappropriate, for babies, or were panned by critics.

Maria: How about we listen to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album?

Hope: That's a great idea! We will listen to the Thriller album.

Blake: MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT INNOCENT!!! HE MOLESTS KIDS!!!

Hope: Blake, Michael never molested any children. After all, he was proven innocent by a court.

Tyson: YOU BETTER START LIKING DRAKE'S "SCORPION" ALBUM!!!

Hope: Never! Scorpion was given mixed reviews and isn't as good as "Take Care" and "Nothing was the Same". Now I'm playing the album.

["Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson plays]

Lois: Oh my god! Why do we have to listen to the Thriller album?

Serena: I know! Michael Pedo Jackson is a horrible singer!

Larson: I have a good idea! Let's change it to Pitbull's "Give Me Everything"!

Lisa: That's a great idea! Let's do it!

[The song changes to Give Me Everything]

Hope: How dare you change the song to Give Me Everything by Pitbull!

Blake: So what? He's the second best reggaeton/rapper musician besides Daddy Yankee!

Hope: This is your warning! Do it again and you will go to timeout!

Lianne: How about we play "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles?

Hope: That's a great idea! The Beatles are one of my favorite bands of all time!

Lisa: NO PAUL MCCARTNEY, JOHN LENNON, GEORGE HARRISON, AND RINGO STARR!!!

Hope: Yes Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr! We're listening to Here Comes the Sun and that's final!

Tyson: START HATING ON ABBEY ROAD AND START LIKING THE SOUNDTRACK TO PONYO RIGHT NOW!!!

Hope: Never! Abbey Road is an amazing album, and the soundtrack to Ponyo is garbage! Now I'm playing the song.

["Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles plays]

Larson: Oh my god! Why do we have to listen to The Beatles?

Blake: I know. They're the second worst band ever besides Metallica!

Lisa: I have an amazing idea! How about we change the song to "Heartwork" by Carcass?

Serena: That's an amazing idea! Let's do it!

[The song changes to Heartwork]

Hope: How dare you change the song to Heartwork by Carcass!

Tyson: And? You people need a better taste in music!

Maria: Your tastes in music is crap! You only listen to songs that are critically panned, for babies, or too inappropriate for you!

Hope: That is so it! You six are going to timeout!

[Hope sends the children to timeout]

Hope: You are all going to timeout because you kept changing the songs to inappropriate ones.

Tyson: WE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

Serena: I AGREE!!! YOU ARE BULLYING US!!!

Larson: YOU TREAT MARIA, LIANNE, AND LILIAN SO MUCH BETTER THAN US!!!

Blake: START HATING ON THE BEATLES, MICHAEL PEDO JACKSON, BILLIE EILISH, 50 CENT, KANYE WEST, DAVID BOWIE, ELVIS PRESLEY, AND MORE!!!

Lois: AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU BETTER START LIKING DADDY YANKEE, CARCASS, CANNIBAL CORPSE, LIL PUMP, LIL XAN, MERZBOW, THE SHAGGS, AND 6IX9INE RIGHT NOW!!!

Lisa: AND YOU BETTER TREAT THE SOUNDTRACK TO PONYO AS THE GREATEST MUSIC OF ALL TIME!!!

Hope: I am never going to change my opinions! All the musicians you hate are awesome, and all the musicians you like are atrocious! And treat the soundtrack to Ponyo as the greatest music of all time? Seriously? I am not debating this with you six. Stay there for your respective times.

5 minutes later

[The six then flee timeouts and hack the TV to play the 1996 film "Alaska"]

Hope: We are not watching Alaska because that film has a score of 18% on Rotten Tomatoes! Now go back to timeout!

11 minutes later

[Blake, Lois, and Lisa break out of timeout and hack the speakers to play Nirvana's "Moist Vagina"]

Hope: Turn that off right now! This song is horrible!

20 minutes later

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson run outside and go to the nearby park]

Tyson: Wanna watch the 1984 film "The Burning Bed" on my iPad?

Serena: Sure!

[The three watch The Burning Bed on Tyson's iPad]

[15 minutes later, Hope arrives]

Hope: How dare you three escape timeout and run off to the park to watch The Burning Bed! Tyson, you have lost your iPad for three days! Now let's go!

35 minutes later

[Blake, Lois, and Lisa run outside and flee to McDonald's]

Blake: I stole mommy's credit card. We will use it to pay for a bunch of food.

Lisa: Good thinking, Blake!

[Blake, Lois, and Lisa use their mom's credit card to pay for a bunch of Happy Meals]

Lois: These Happy Meals taste divine!

Lisa: I also ripped up the receipts so mommy can't refund the food at all!

Blake: I was also able to take Tyson's iPad. He has Ponyo on it!

Lois: Perfect! Let's watch Ponyo!

[The three watch Ponyo on Tyson's iPad while eating the food]

[10 minutes later, Hope arrives]

Hope: How dare you three run to McDonald's, use my credit card to buy Happy Meals, and use Tyson's iPad to watch Ponyo! You're lucky you weren't kidnapped! You three have lost all computer privileges! Now let's go home!

[We then cut to Hope, Brooke, and Kim sorting out vinyls with Maria]

Maria: We should play the "Many Faces of David Bowie" record.

Kim: How about we play this vinyl of Lil Uzi Vert's "Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World"? I just bought it.

Hope: Sure! I love Lil Uzi because of his unique style of rapping.

[They put the record in the player and start playing "Canadian Goose"]

Tyson: Why are you listening to Lil Poopsie Vert? He sucks!

Serena: I agree! We prefer if you played Infant Annihilator's "The Elysian Grandeval Galèriarch".

Larson: I agree! That band rocks!

Brooke: More like that band sucks! Infant Annihilator is not appropriate.

Tyson: Uh, you're playing Lil Uzi Vert, and he's just as bad.

Maria: At least Uzi isn't rapping about pedophilia! Now get out!

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson leave]

DVD Meeting
Jo: Now that's I've been gone for a few days, let's see what the family was up to.

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson run outside and go to the nearby park]

Tyson: Wanna watch the 1984 film "The Burning Bed" on my iPad?

Serena: Sure!

[The three watch The Burning Bed on Tyson's iPad]

[15 minutes later, Hope arrives]

''Hope: How dare you three escape timeout and run off to the park to watch The Burning Bed! Tyson, you have lost your iPad for three days! Now let's go!''

Jo: Hope, you were good at tracking down the kids. Did you follow through on Tyson losing his iPad?

Hope: Yes.

Maria: We should play the "Many Faces of David Bowie" record.

''Kim: How about we play this vinyl of Lil Uzi Vert's "Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World"? I just bought it.''

''Hope: Sure! I love Lil Uzi because of his unique style of rapping.''

[They put the record in the player and start playing "Canadian Goose"]

Jo: It's good to see that you're spending more time with Maria.

Hope: Thanks. We've been spending more time with the well-behaved children, and it's great.

Reinforcements
Jo: Today, Hope and her younger siblings were going out bowling.

[Hope drives the kids to the bowling alley]

Hope: I expect all of you kids to be on your best behavior. Got it?

The Kids: Okay!

[They get their bowling shoes and their food]

Hope: This is fantastic. Not only do you get to bowl, but you also get to eat and watch a movie!

Tyson: What movie are we watching?

Hope: Looks like they're about to announce it.

Announcer: The next movie we will be playing is Studio Ghibli's "Grave of the Fireflies".

Hope: Oh boy! I love this movie! It's ranked fourth in my favorite Studio Ghibli movies, just below Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Lois: Jesus fucking Christ! I thought Avengers: Endgame was bad, but Grave of the Fireflies is even worse!

Blake: I agree! Grave of the Fireflies is a ripoff of the 2012 movie "The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure", which was way better!

Lisa: Can we go to a different bowling alley?

Hope: No kids. Trust me, this movie is gonna be good. Now let's get bowling.

[The movie starts to play]

[Hope gets a bowling ball and balls a strike]

Hope: Yes! First strike!

Jo: Unfortunately, the kids were gonna ruin the day because of Grave of the Fireflies.

[The screens get hijacked, which leads to the movie to be shut off. It is then replaced with "Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace"]

Lois: Much better!

Blake: I agree! The Phantom Menace is so much better than Grave of the Fuckflies!

Lisa: After this, we should change the movie to Ponyo.

Hope: Why do you three keep hacking the TVs and changing it to bad movies?! The Phantom Menace got mixed reviews and is considered one of the worst movies in the Star Wars series!

Jo: This is your warning. Change the movie back to Grave of the Fireflies or you will be punished when we get home.

Lois, Blake, and Lisa: NEVER!!!

[Lois throws the foods and drinks at the bowling alleys]

[Blake throws the bowling balls at the TV screens, breaking them]

[Lisa hacks the speakers and plays Possessed's "Seven Churches"]

Hope: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING?!?!

Lois: WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO FUCKING TIMEOUT!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT ALLOWING US TO WATCH THE PHANTOM MENACE!!!

Blake: I AGREE WITH BLAKE!!! YOU BETTER START LIKING THE 1989 MOVIE "THE WIZARD" RIGHT NOW!!!

Lisa: AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU BETTER START LIKING POSSESSED'S "SEVEN CHURCHES" ALBUM AS WELL!!!

Hope: NEVER!!! I WILL NOT LIKE THE WIZARD NOR SEVEN CHURCHES BECAUSE THE WIZARD WAS CRITICALLY PANNED BY CRITICS AND SEVEN CHURCHES IS TOO INAPPROPRIATE!!!

Jo: Because of your behavior, we are leaving the bowling alley immediately and you three will go straight into timeout.

Maria: Aw man!

Lianne: I can't believe Lois, Blake, and Lisa had to ruin it!

Lilian: I agree with Lianne! Plus, Grave of the Fireflies was an awesome movie!

[We cut to back at the house, where Lois, Blake, and Lisa are going to timeout]

Hope: You three are in timeout because you misbehaved greatly at the bowling alley.

Lois: THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR NOT LETTING US WATCH THE PHANTOM MENACE!!!

Blake: YOU ALSO FAILED YOUR PROMISE TO START LIKING THE WIZARD AND SEVEN CHURCHES!!!

Lisa: NO!!! SCRATCH THAT!!! SHE IS GOING TO LIKE THE 1969 MOVIE "THE COMPUTER WORE TENNIS SHOES" AND MAYHEM'S "DAWN OF THE BLACK HEARTS" ALBUM RIGHT NOW!!!

Hope: SHUT UP!!! I AM NOT LIKING THE COMPUTER WORE TENNIS SHOES NOR DAWN OF THE BLACK HEARTS BECAUSE THE COMPUTER WORE TENNIS SHOES GOT MIXED REVIEWS AND IS MEDIOCRE WHILE DAWN OF THE BLACK HEARTS HAS A GRAPHIC COVER AND IS WAY TOO INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOU KIDS TO LISTEN TO!!! NOW STAY IN TIMEOUT!!!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa yell like psychos]

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa all break into the family van, turn it on, and drive off]

Hope: GET BACK HERE!!!

Jo: With the three driving off, who knows where they could be!

[We see the three drive to the Ponyo club]

Lois: We are at the Ponyo club! Let's go!

'''Blake: We love the Ponyo club. It's where Ponyo fans like us go to.'''

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa watch the Ponyo movie with their friends as they eat popcorn and drink Coke]

[Suddenly, Hope and Jo arrive]

Hope: I cannot believe you three broke into the van, drove off, and went to the Ponyo club to watch this stupid Ponyo movie!

Jo: You three have lost some major privileges! Now come with us right now!

[They return to the house, and Hope drags the three back to timeout]

Lois: WE HATE YOU FOREVER!!!

Blake: WE JUST WANT TO WATCH PONYO IN PEACE!!!

Lisa: IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET US WATCH PONYO, THEN YOU BETTER COMPENSATE AND START LIKING THE 2010 FILM "A SERBIAN FILM"!!!

Hope: I WILL NEVER LIKE THAT PIECE OF CRAP!!! A SERBIAN FILM IS ONE OF THE WORST FILMS TO EVER COME OUT BECAUSE OF IT'S EXTREME GORE!!! NOW STAY IN TIMEOUT!!!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa instead run away from home and go to the movie theater]

Lois: They're showing the 2018 film "Lords of Chaos". Let's buy a ticket there using mommy's credit card and buy a bunch of snacks.

Blake: Good thinking!

Lisa: I will also use the credit card to buy Lords of Chaos on DVD since they're selling it here.

[The three buy a ticket to Lords of Chaos, Lords of Chaos on DVD, a bunch of snacks and candy, and then go to the movie]

Lois: This will be awesome!

Blake: I agree! It is so much better than the 2013 film "Metalhead", which was a ripoff to this!

Lisa: Quiet! The movie is starting!

[The movie intro plays]

[45 minutes into the film...]

Hope: Lois, Blake, and Lisa! If I wasn't in the theaters, I'd ring your butts right now!

Lois: What did we do?

Hope: What did you do?! You ran away, and used my credit card to buy tickets to Lords of Chaos, a DVD of the same movie, and a bunch of snacks and popcorn! This is getting ridiculous!

Jo: You three have lost even more privileges. Now let's go.

[They return to the home, where Hope installs more locks so the three can't escape]

Lois: WE HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! WE JUST WANT TO WATCH LORDS OF CHAOS!!!

Blake: I AGREE!!! WE CAN'T EVEN WATCH A MOVIE IN PEACE WITHOUT YOU ASSHOLES RUINING IT!!!

Lisa: I SUPER DUPER AGREE WITH LOIS AND BLAKE!!! YOU BETTER MAKE UP FOR US AND START LIKING BURZUM RIGHT NOW!!!

Hope: NEVER!!! LORDS OF CHAOS IS TOO INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOU THREE, AND BURZUM IS A BAD MUSICIAN WHO HAS COMMITTED MULTIPLE HATE CRIMES!!! NOW STAY IN TIMEOUT AND I MIGHT GIVE YOU BACK YOUR PRIVILEGES!!!

[Lois hacks the TV and plays the 1983 movie "Rock and Rule"]

Hope: We are not watching Rock and Rule because that was a major box office bomb! Now turn it off!

[Blake hacks the speakers and plays Daddy Yankee's "China"]

Hope: We are not listening to Daddy Yankee because China was a horrible song! Turn it off now!

[Lisa hacks the TV and plays Boku no Pico]

Hope: Turn that crap off right now! Boku no Pico is extremely inappropriate for you!

Jo ran out of time
Lianne: "Jo-Jo, why are you giving up? We need help,"

Jo: "I wasn't able to tame most of your older siblings in 7 days. I have another family to help out. But I will try for another chance, Lianne."

Lianne: "What can we do?"

Jo: "Find yourself another nanny from a different television show."

Lianne: “We tried other nanny tv shows but it did not work”

Lois: (singsongly) "Same for Supernanny, na na na na na na!"

Lisa: GET REKT, JOJO!!!

Blake: We hope you rot in hell!!!

Tyson: "Glad she failed. Now we can be bad forever!"

Serena and Larson: "And there is nothing the adults can do about it!"

Aftermath
Hope: Because JoJo couldn't get you kids to behave. I will take drastic measures. Tyson, Serena, and Larson, you three will go to boot camp. And as for you, Lois, Blake, and Lisa, you three will go to a therapy center where they will teach you to behave.

Family Update
Valentin: With the kids sent away to either a boot camp and therapy center, we can get peace and quiet.