Kisho-Green Family Revisited/Transcript

Five years ago...
[We see a sign called 5 years ago]

Garret: "DO DRUGS!"

Samuel: "I AM (bleep)ING DISGUSTED WITH YOU BOTH!"

[In church, Garret mimes with his mouth wide open, and pointing his finger to his open mouth, as if to say that he is going to throw up]

Samuel: "Garret Philip, that is rude!"

Jo: "ALL RIGHT YOU JUST GOT 30 MINUTES YOUNG LADY!"

AM Morning
[Mario screams]

Naughty Triangle
Gloria: "I would like to introduce the Naughty Triangle."

Mario: "Cacca." (translation: "Poop.")

Samuel: "Mario! This is a warning. If you continue to carry on this nonsense, it's off to the Naughty Triangle for you."

Mario: "Sei una persona stupida!" (translation: "You're a stupid person!")

Samuel: "Okay you will now go on the Naughty Triangle."

[Samuel places Mario on the Naughty Triangle]

Samuel: "Now listen to me Mario, I placed you on the Naughty Triangle because you were saying bad nasty things to mommy at the dining room table and saying bad words. So you will sit on this triangle for 4 minutes."

[Samuel walks away]

[Mario escapes from the Naughty Triangle and runs upstairs]

[Samuel places Mario back on the Naughty Triangle]

Mario: "Andare ucciderti, papà!" (Translation: "Go kill yourself, daddy!")

[Samuel walks away from Mario with no talking]

Marie goes into Labor
Marie: "DAD, HELP! MY WATER BROKE!"

Samuel: "SOMEBODY PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

Garret: "I will dad!"

[Garret rushes over to the phone and calls an ambulance straight away]

Garret: "I need an ambulance for my sister Marie Kisho-Green please!"

911 Dispatcher: "What is the emergency?"

Garret: "Her water broke and her baby is coming!"

[Samuel tries to comfort Marie as she is loaded into the ambulance]

Paramedic (to Samuel): "You sit over here."

[Samuel dials Marie's boyfriend Bill's number on his cell phone]

Samuel: "Bill? Is that you? My daughter's on her way to the hospital right now, her baby's coming in a few minutes!"

[Bill speeds to the hospital in his car]

[Bill waits for her outside the hospital]

Marie: "Oh, my god...oh, my god..."

[30 minutes later]

Doctor: "It's a girl!"

Mario vs. the Babysitter
[Julie Dumais writes down all of her information in her babysitting notebook]

Julie: "Ouch! You do not bite me."

Julie: "Ouch! You do not hit me in my face because that is not nice."

[Mario shakes Marie's new daughter Sophie's crib and gets into her crib and hits her]

[Sophie cries]

Julie: "Leave Sophie alone."