Cangokillherself- Christ Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Supernanny: I'm in Naples, Florida to meet this single dad!

Josh: Hello! I'm Josh. And I have a 16 year old son named Mike.

Supernanny: Let's see how he's doing!

Josh: Believe it or not, Josh has been expelled from all of South Florida schools and some Central Florida schools, so I'm forced to home-school Josh.

Supernanny: Are you serious?!?!

Josh: And I hate to admit it, but like Alice, I use a bunch of cruel and unusual punishments to punish Josh.

Mike: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE CREEPY ZOO!!!

Josh: TOO BAD!!!

Supernanny: Oh my word...

Josh: Supernanny, I need you help ASAP!

Supernanny: Oh yes you do!

Observation Begins
Supernanny: When I got to the house, I saw Josh trying to home-school Mike, but he doesn't like it...

Mike: I DON'T WANNA DO THIS CRAP!!!

Josh: Yes you do! It's not my fault you've been expelled of all the schools in South Florida!

Mike: WELL I'LL DO THE F***ING HOMEWORK!!!

Josh: Watch your mouth, young man! Or you'll spend 2 hours watching The Duck song!

Mike: FineT

Later in the afternoon...

Mike: I'M NOT EATING THIS S***!!!

Josh: Then your spending 2 hours watching I Ship It!

Mike: F*** YOU DAD!!!

Josh: Now your watching I ship it for 4 hours!

Mike: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supernanny: And then Josh made Mike listen to I ship it!

At night...

Josh: OH MY F***ING GOD!!! STOP CAMPING!!!

Supernanny: Why are you on Xbox? Your suppose to be putting Mike to bed!

Josh: Well he's 16, not 6. He can do it by himself.

Supernanny: Oh my word... well then I'll see you tomorrow morning ok?

Josh: Ok.

Parent Meeting
Supernanny: The first thing I wanna talk about is your punishments! I mean, who are you, Alice? You made your son watch bad songs for 4 hours straight!

Josh: Well he wanted to disrespect me, he'll have to disrespect the song.

Supernanny: Another thing is the bedtime. You don't even put him to bed! You just played your game and let him do it!

Josh: But he's 16!

Supernanny: Whatever, we're gonna fix it.

One-Strike-and-You're-Out
Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supernanny: Mike threw a chair at Josh, so that's when I made him put Mike at time-out and not forcing him to watch videos for an excessive amount of time!

Mike: WHY DID YOU PUT ME THERE?!?!

Josh: Because you threw a chair at me. So you got 16 minutes.

16 minutes later...

Josh: I putted you in time-out because you thew a chair at me. Are you gonna say sorry?

Mike: Sorry.

Josh: Thank you.

Privilege Removal Board
Mike: NAE NAE YOU B****ES!!!

Supernanny: Now Mike was cussing and that's when Josh took an advantage of the GET TAKEN BOARD.

Josh: You now lost a privilege for cussing.

Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supernanny: And now he was throwing chairs at me!

Josh: STOP THROWING CHAIRS AT JO!

Mike: NO!!! F*** JO!!!

Supernanny: Now you've lost another privilege and a time-out.

Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Family Test Run
Supernanny: Now let's see if dad will stick to my techniques!

Mike: I! DON'T! WANT! TO! DO! HOMEWORK!!!

Josh: Then your going to time-out!

Supernanny Good dad! Your taking a time-out!

Josh: Can I play your Xbox?

Mike: Sure!

Supernanny: Now they're playing together. Good!

Josh: It's bedtime!

Mike: Goodnight dad.

Josh: Goodnight son.

Supernanny: Cool! You didn't played on Xbox! I think you learned!

Jo Says Goodbye
Supernanny: I think you know my techniques, and it's time to say goodbye!

Josh: Bye Jo! Thanks for helping my family!

Mike: Bye!