BE!Maria Tachimi's Childfree Story

Stupid mombie wants me to give my sentimental item to her shitstain son (RANT)
My name is Maria Tachimi, I am 38 years old as of 2019 and have no children despite my sex life with my boyfriend of 20 years.

Before you all say anything about how I hate kids in general or some shit like that, I am the honorary aunt of two “nieces”, both 4 years old, I love them both, Their names are Xiu-mei and Akara (Their parents let me use their names as long as I don’t give out their surnames).

Josie Jr has a formerly single friend, she’s 24 and has a five-year old son, I’ll call him Simon, Alicia’s husband died from a road accident and got remarried to a man I’ll call Paul, who she was with for three years, Paul became diagnosed with late-term cancer, he is 37 years old and doesn’t have long left, around my age, the problem is, because of all of this, they don't discipline and spoil the shit out of him. He is bratty. He screams constantly, he gets what he wants when he wants it. He hit Xiu-mei across the face, a fucking 4-year old girl across the face because she wouldn’t let him “play” with her doll, Fuck I hate this child and so does her father, who in the first time, yelled at Alicia for allowing her son to hurt his baby girl.

Since my room is filled with 80’s Transformers and G.I. Joe toys I had as a kid, I keep my bedroom locked because he tried to steal my Optimus Prime figure once, Jiayi has pretty keen eyes.

Longwei lost the key and he managed to get in, I couldn’t find my Thundercracker figure, he was my first Transformer and was with me my whole life ever since I was three, my grandpa, who died in 2014 gave him to me as a gift alongside Prowl.

Then when I left the room, I found that little bastard with my figure, I snatched it out of his hands and handed it to Xiu-mei.

Lei: “Xiu-mei, go do auntie Maria a favor, put her blue jet back on the shelf.”

Xiu-mei went upstairs and I followed her, Xiu-mei is forbidden to touch the figures on the shelf, but she’s allowed to look, I picked her up so she could put it back on the shelf.

I heard a scream and Simon demanding his parents make me give him the figure.

Me: “Xiu-mei, you can go now, go to daddy.”

Xiu-mei closed the door and I locked it with a spare key, I heard Alicia,

Alicia: “Maria, just let him have it, You’re nearly forty and you don’t need it anymore.”

Me: “Fuck off, My late grandpa gave this to me when I was three, He can’t fucking have it!”

Alicia: “You are so selfish, he’s a child and I think it would be nice to give him a gift!”

Our argument went on for 20 minutes until I said this.

Me: “Learn to discipline your fucking kid then, Miss Pushover, I was three when I got my figure and I’m not giving him to someone like you!”

Alicia slapped me in the right cheek very hard, I hit her back.

Alicia: “Do not. Ever. Tell me. How. To. Raise. My. Child!”

Then I heard her being dragged away by Lei, I heard him having to slap her as a last resort.

Lei: “Fucking bitch!”

Lei really hates her, He really does, Simon bullies Xiu-mei constantly because of her race, even telling her “I can’t tell the difference between your mommy and daddy, I think your mommy’s a lesbian” (Lei has long hair and has a long-haired bishonen-y appearance, Think of Korekiyo Shinguji from Danganronpa, he’s even cosplayed the character), I don’t fucking know how a four-year old can say such things, Alicia thought Lei was a girl until he started speaking and Xiu-mei calling him “daddy”.

She also hates Lei because she also doesn’t think a parent who is interested in atrocities like Nanking, Unit 731 and the Holocaust should be a good parent, He doesn’t force his daughter to watch that shit and is a good parent.

It’s also been joked by all of us if me and Longwei had a kid, they’d be expelled from kindergarten for swearing too much because we both have a serious potty mouth.

Stupid mombie wants me to give my sentimental item to her shitstain son (Part 2) (RANT)
This is the same shit as always, lemme make it simple, Alicia wanted me to give my JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and Dragon Ball volumes to her little shitstain because “they’re for kids!”

The JoJo ones, especially Volumes 1-44 are very special to me, they’re a gift from my late mother, who was murdered right in front of me and she loved JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, it’s sad she was unable to see the anime, Takehito Koyasu makes such an amazing Dio, so does Daisuke Ono as Jotaro.

They’re all in great condition and my mother and I took great care of them.

This happened when I was in my room cleaning up my manga shelf when Simon walked in.

Simon: “I want that!”

He pointed at my JoJo manga shelf, I looked at him as if he had three heads.

Josie Jr. was downstairs with Alicia, what wonderful parenting, leaving your bratty child to go into people’s rooms.

Me: “No, Go away.”

I was also planning to watch Stardust Crusaders later on after with Longwei and Satomi, Simon began to quiver.

One thing if I’m watching Stardust Crusaders, absolutely no children are to be allowed entry, ironic considering Xiu-mei’s moniker.

Simon: “Give me! I want the comics!”

Can I just remind everyone that he destroys his own books?, There’s no fucking way I’m letting a feral little shit like him near my manga, especially the mementos of my DEAD mother.

Alicia and Josie Jr. heard Simon beginning to throw a tantrum.

Simon: “Mommy! Make the mean lady give me her comics, I want them now!”

Josie Jr. understands the fact that my JoJo volumes from 1 to 44 are mementos from my deceased mother and knows I wouldn’t give them away.

Alicia: “Come on Maria, he’s a child, You don’t need them anymore!”

Me: “Are you fucking kidding me?”

Alicia: “You don’t need them, These comics are for kids!”

JoJo isn’t for kids, if seeing a mother eats it’s baby after being turned into a zombie, a guy driving through a crowd of people and a dog being kicked to death is for “kids”.

Me: “These are from my late mother, you bitch! You think your son deserves everything because he’s a “little angel”, You don’t understand sentimental items, you refuse to discipline him because you think putting a child on a fucking step is abuse!”

Alicia looked like I just shot and killed her entire family, Simon began throwing himself on the floor.

Simon: “Make her give it! I WANT IT!”

Alicia: “That's it! Give them to us!”

Alicia then tried to take the mangas, but I was able to block her from taking them.

Me: If you're gonna act like this, then get the fuck out!

Bratty child bullies my “niece”. (RANT)
In relation to the previous story, Alicia came over while both Fumei and Lei were with Xiu-mei, both parents have joint custody of her.

Lei has mental health issues that includes sociopathy from childhood abuse and he’s actually a brilliant father, he needs supervision though, Alicia and Lei hate eachother, she wonders how a man who appeared in torture and snuff films as a child can even be a father, let alone a good husband.

If it wasn’t for us and Fumei, Lei would have been far from a model father and husband, He adores Xiu-mei to bits,

Simon, who I have mentioned before, I fucking hate this child to bits, He’s a brat who gets whatever the fuck he wants, His mom believes all discipline is abuse, Lei was physically and mentally abused as a child and if Xiu-mei does something wrong, he makes her face the wall for four minutes if she hit or sit in her room until she’s calm, She doesn’t misbehave now.

Yeah, Lei doesn’t hit and yells at Xiu-mei, In Asian families, physical discipline is normal in Tiger families, neither does Fumei.

This happened when they were over, Xiu-mei was having a “Chinese tea party” with her toys, I do allow her to use some of my figures, the only one I let her use is a more recent G1 Soundwave figure because that’s the only one I can say she likes, she’s pretty gentle with it, she owns a collection of dolls dressed in qipao dresses and has a plush toy of Donald Duck, she likes DuckTales.

She also loves Bugs Bunny and animated movies, Lei once spent the entire day watching Warner Bros. Animated features, He told me Osmosis Jones would be better if it was fully animated, I’m still impressed a four-year old girl could sit through every damn scene the main villain was in, Xiu-mei basically inherited her father’s resistance to violence, despite this, it’s easily hidden due to her father not allowing her to watch violent crap.

Lei was sitting in the living room with Jiayi, Alicia, Simon and Fumei, Jiayi and Lei are twins, Simon went down and yanked one of her qipao-dolls out of her hand as she picked it up.

Lei: “Tell your son to give my daughter back her doll.”

Since Xiu-mei was shorter, Simon held it above her head and did the typical “na-na-na-na” taunt and threw it and caught it before Xiu-mei could get it.

He moved his fingers through the doll.

Simon: “Mommy, I want to see if the doll has what Xiu has underneath!”

Xiu-mei began crying, Don’t fuck with her when Lei’s around, he’s a massive Papa Wolf, Lei got up.

Simon: “Xiu-mei’s a crybaby, the daughter of lesbians a crybaby!”

Then shitstain crossed the fucking line, he hit Xiu-mei in the face with his free hand, Xiu-mei cried harder, Fumei went up to comfort her, Lei slapped him on the arm, causing Simon to cry to his mommy about how the “girl” hit him

He deserved it to be perfectly honest, I don’t remember being a fucking perverted asshole when I was his age, when I asked Josie about this, his biological dad owned a large amount of porn magazines.

Alicia: “Why did you hit my boy?!”

Lei: “He slapped my daughter across the face and said he was going to strip her doll!”

Both parents got into a shouting match, and this is the first time Lei ever raised his voice at someone, fuck he’s terrifying as fuck, he may look like a cute bishonen, but fuck.

Alicia: “YOU SLAPPED MY BOY, YOU BASTARD! YOU SHOULD CONTROL YOUR DAUGHTER!”

Lei: “NO!!!  YOU  SHOULD CONTROL YOUR FUCKING SHITSTAIN AND NOT LET HIM TAKE DOLLS OFF YOUNG GIRLS AND BE A PERVERTED BRAT!”

Zhao heard the entire thing and demanded an explanation.

Lei: “Her kid smacked Xiu-mei across the face and in his words, wanted to see if the doll had the same parts as Xiu-mei.”

If Josie Jr is to be believed, he got suspended from daycare after he pulled a girl’s pants down after the girl’s mom threatened charges.

Xiu-mei had a mark on her face and Zhao glared at Alicia and Simon, and Lei went over to pick up his daughter and gave her a hug.

Xiu-mei: (sniffling) “Daddy.....daddy.....he want to strip Bingzhen naked.”

Bingzhen was given that name due to her light blue qipao.

Zhao: “Get out... (because they didn't move) NOW!!!”

After a three minute shouting match, They were kicked out and told never to come back.

Seriously, don’t fuck with my friend’s daughter when said friend is around.

One of my friends conceived a baby outside his gang despite rules (RANT/RAVE)
Maria Tachimi again, This time, it’s about Lei, Fumei and Xiu-mei.

Before you guys go shitting on me for this, I love Xiu-mei, she’s a sweet little girl and we all love her.

Unknown to us, when Fumei’s employees and ours including Lei were in Kowloon, Hong Kong, Fumei and Lei were left alone in a hotel room and you guessed it, had unprotected sex, this was in 2014 December.

The first sign we saw was her kissing Lei on the cheek, which is very unusual as he didn’t allow anyone else but his sister to touch him.

Now, before, we thought both twins were celibate, Jiayi was almost raped by a senior year student in high school and if Lei hadn’t stepped in, it would have been her blood in the halls, Lei told me by the time he got to the attempted rapist, Jiayi’s shirt and bra were discarded and nearby, had her skirt up and underwear pulled down to knee level, he also had her up against a wall, the worst part is that no one stepped in other than a girl helping Jiayi to get her clothes back on and he planned to take her to the bathroom to rape her as soon as he stripped her, Decades later, she’s fine in every other sense, but discussing it with her freaks her out, also, she dislikes reading about war rape because the bastard’s words were ”Let’s play Nanking Massacre, You’ll be the screaming Chinese woman and I’ll be the soldier” and for a few years, she would only let Lei put his hands on her, she wouldn’t even let the boss touch her.

So, basically, Lei just says bluntly to suitors “No, You can’t date my twin sister”

If Yuyan, Fumei’s boss was to be believed, Fumei went into labor during the early hours of August 17th 2015, at 7:00 am, Chao Xiu-mei was born, At first when her fellow employees found out she was pregnant, she had two choices, to put her up for adoption or keep the baby and tell her who the father was, She said it was Lei.

It wasn’t until the next day at 3:30 am, very early that the boss told me to wake up Lei.

When I woke him up, I apologized and told him the boss needed him.

Yuyan, the boss and Fumei sat in the living room, Lei was in a state of undress and was topless and his long hair was disheveled.

When Yuyan asked him if the baby was his, he was completely honest about it.

We were incredibly thankful that Lei, who had severe mental health issues and a criminal record owned up to himself being a father.

He was scolded for this and that babies aren’t cheap, It is also noted he had to help when Akara was born.

The boss allowed Lei to go back to bed, Fumei and Yuyan were allowed to stay overnight with her newborn daughter.

It wasn’t until morning at 8:00 when we all saw the newborn, at that time, she didn’t have a name yet.

Mila took a picture of Lei holding his newborn daughter, it’s still on the wall to this day.

When we asked Lei what name he thought of, he wasn’t entirely sure, then Liu Wei thought out a name.

Xiu-mei, That was his mother’s name, Surprisingly, Lei picked it, he admitted to liking the name and chose it.

Three days later, Lei proposed, in his own unique way: Putting two rings inside his copy of Black Sun: Nanking Massacre, which is a pretty fucked-up movie and putting a note on it reading “open” in Cantonese and Mandarin.

It was only a week later was when the boss punished Lei for this, Lei’s punishment was: Extra work and chores, No TV and not allowed to leave.

Because of Lei’s mental health issues, which included sociopathy, he required supervision around Xiu-mei, typically, Fumei and Jiayi, Lei’s twin sister would do it.

Lei and Fumei got married on September 17th 2015 and went to Cotai for their honeymoon, a hilarious story (I had permission to tell this story) they told me is how they did a human canvas, which is were you paint on the human body, which proved to be a bad but an adorable idea, She helped Lei tie himself up and to lie down, their main focus was painting a red dragon and a tree on his torso and back.

They did the tree just fine, as Lei told me it felt relaxing, it took a while to dry. But as soon as they got to the dragon, Lei told me “Jesus fuck, I couldn’t stop myself laughing, Fumei had to hold my hands to stop me from getting out”

Lei couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire thing, he was basically a tickle-me-Elmo at this point, a sociopathic Macau man who was forced to film snuff films by his father, taken down by a paintbrush.

It took 10 minutes before Lei could regain his composure, as soon as he did, it was time for pictures when the paint finally dried off.

He only tells this story to us and makes it clear he will harm anyone who tries this aside from Jiayi.

Today, Xiu-mei is four and she’s in good hands, Lei is an excellent dad by all accounts and we all love her, Lei is quite accepting of the fact I don’t want kids, he only talks about Xiu-mei to us.

Xiu-mei is a lovely little girl, not like those “#tweens” that put memes in everything they say.

Mombie tries to steal action figures off my mute friend (RANT)
BE!Maria again, Now this happened on Mila’s birthday in 2003, July 5th, She turned twenty at the time, we were allowed to go out to buy her presents, Mila likes to go with me.

Now, Mila is a mute, she cannot speak due to a birth defect, she also has interests akin to a much younger person because her parents were unwittingly abusive, isolated her because she was mute until she was fifteen and she ran away from home as a result.

Her parents believe that Mila was kidnapped by us and we are torturing her, as if me playing Transformers figures with her would be considered “torture”.

She loves Pokémon, the Transformers Armada anime, it’s nice having someone into Transformers as much as me, she loves anime and music in general, she even wanted to learn how to read Japanese so she could read my manga since, she is unable to actually speak it.

Onto the story, this happened at a toy shop, I bought Mila a Game Boy Advance with both Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire at the previous shop, an Eevee plush doll and we entered the Boys’ Toy section.

I let Mila look around because she loves action figures, she picked up an Armada Optimus Prime, Hot Shot and Starscream figure, These were the last ones in stock, which I didn’t realize.

Me: “You want those?”

She nodded, I then put them in the cart, She usually holds onto my hand or the cart.

Then we heard footsteps, then we both turned around, It was a mom and a boy who looked 7.

I didn’t know what they were saying, but I vividly hear “Those two mean girls took the Transformers”.

We soon bought the figures, Mila signed to the cashier “It’s my birthday!”

Me: “It’s her birthday, she’s saying “It’s my birthday!”.”

Cashier: “Well, happy birthday to you.”

Me: “She’s twenty, She loves Transformers and Pokémon, I love Transformers too, she can’t speak, she’s mute.”

Then we saw the same mom and kid again, Mila pulled on my arm.

I signed “what is it?”

Mila signed “They are following us”

I hurriedly said goodbye to the cashier before the mom and kid stopped me.

Mom: “Who the hell do you two think you are?”

Mila and me turned to look at her.

Mom: “You are much too old for toys like that, Give them to my son Trevor!”

Mila ignored them and led me to the car, Joseph was in the car.

Before I could shut the door, She stopped me and tried to prevent me from getting in.

Bratty Kid: “Mommy, make that girl give me the Transformers, I want them!”

Me: "Go away! That's hers! Leave us alone or we will report you to security!!!"

Mila has already took Starscream out of the packaging, she handed me the Swindle figure in case she lost it, I signed that she could open one Transformer and wait until we got home.

Mom: “You heard my boy, what kind of 20-year old buys toys?!”

Me: "What kind of entitled mother raises a spoiled brat like your son, and demands that you get your own way?!"

She ranted how it was selfish for adults to have kids’ toys, Mila is already adoring her new figure, she kept the instructions so she knows how to transform it (I taught her beforehand), Joseph helped her too.

I pushed the mother out of the way and shut the door, not before I hear Bratty Kid screaming, Mila covered her ears.

Me: “Piss off! It’s hers!”

She got out her new GBA SP and began playing Pokémon Ruby, she’s a good player (She still is to this day, she wrecked my team playing Pokémon Sword, her main is a Hitmonchan)

We made our way home, which took at least an hour because we had a surprise party for her, The boss sees Mila as his adoptive daughter.

We arrived back at 5:00 pm, then we had the party.

Lei’s Good Parenting (RAVE)
My friend Lei, he has mental health issues caused by years of poor treatment in childhood.

In 2015, Lei and Fumei had a daughter named Xiu-mei, a sweet and lovely little girl.

Unlike those parents that allow their kids, young as two to own an iPad or a tablet, or have a YouTube account while they’re three, Xiu-mei isn’t allowed to own a tablet or a mobile phone until she’s old enough.

Lei and Fumei conducts a more traditional style of parenting, tablets and non-toy phones are discouraged, Lei asks to make custom-qipao dolls as presents as Xiu-mei really loves them, she has a few hanbok and kimono dolls, which were gifts from Joseph and Satomi.

You’re probably thinking, But doesn’t Xiu-mei have access to anything other than her dolls?, Yes, yes she does.

Her father will play Chinese traditional music and she will dance to it, she will sometimes watch DuckTales or Dora the Explorer, don’t see many dads willing to sit down with their daughter to watch anything “cute”.

He does have some games easy for her to play on his iPad, but only for 40 minutes a day.

He bans her from watching the following cartoons with “corrupting influence” or encourage terrible behavior, he doesn’t do this out of “wholesomeness”, he does it so Xiu-mei doesn’t grow up to be a bratty sexist that bullies others.
 * Powerpuff Girls Reboot (Can’t blame him for this one, the memes are annoying, they had the Powerpuff twerk in one scene, and the fact two episodes were storyboarded by a convicted pedophile, I don’t blame him for not wanting her to watch it)
 * Teen Titans GO! (Boys vs. Girls is the reason for this, he wants his daughter to grow up not acting superior to boys because she’s a girl, he doesn’t like the way Robin acts in it)
 * DuckTales reboot (Lei won’t think she likes the fact that Doofus, one of her favorite characters from the 1987 version is a complete asshole in it)
 * Almost Naked Animals (Do we have to explain this one?)
 * Certain episodes of SpongeBob (Usually gross ones like the Splinter, this is coming from the guy who watches Men Behind the Sun, but I can see why he wouldn’t want his daughter to watch it)
 * The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (Do we need to explain this one?)
 * Those “Kids shows” on YouTube (“I’m fine with Men Behind the Sun because at least Xiu-mei isn’t here to see it, but I would rather not let her watch this!”)
 * Ryan Toy Reviews (Oh, Ryan, when will your parents learn not to spoil you?, That kid has every goddamn toy ever made!)
 * Peppa Pig (Lei finds her incredibly annoying, aswell as George’s crying, I can’t blame him)
 * Caillou (Can’t say I blame him one bit, especially after Xiu-mei's shitty encounter with Rebecca Vinterland. It's a good thing they pulled the show out of airing this year.)
 * Numberjacks (Lei doesn’t hate this one, but he told me he’d rather wait until Xiu-mei was at least 6-8 to watch it because he actually thought the villains would freak out a toddler (“The Numbertaker looks like a fucking serial killer!”), He doesn’t like the Problem Blob that much and I noticed that he gags watching every scene he’s in, Xiu-mei thinks he’s “yucky”, I don’t blame her.)
 * Totally Spies! (He doesn’t like the fetishist undertones. However, he said he would allow her to watch it once she’s a little older.)

He does allow Steven Universe because it has a positive message, he’s not an overly strict parent, but he’s pretty decent despite all his mental health problems.

He does allows her to watch LazyTown because it had a positive message and in Lei’s on words, “One thing I’m thankful in this is Sportacus is NOT a condescending prick to the kids for playing video games or eating confectionery. Fumei also watches it for other reasons... (she doesn't want to admit this, but she thinks Robbie and Sportacus are attractive) I also like the fact despite how pissed off they sometimes get with Robbie Rotten, they don’t treat him like garbage and treat him like a friend at times.”

She also likes to watch Warner Bros. films with us, she’s watched Osmosis Jones 4 times, And here I am still wondering how can a fucking four-year old girl sit through a film where the main villain kills cells with one touch, talks like he’s in a porno, and has the most disgusting human being ever

The only issue is her fascination and high tolerance for blood and gore, This is likely inherited from Lei, She’s seen her father get angry, hear him torture someone in cold blood and several other things, Despite this, She’s a very lovely girl despite this, there is no evidence of her developing sociopathy like her father.

The only thing that it affects me is that if I’m watching JoJo or anything not for her, only Lei, Jiayi and Fumei can get her to leave the bedroom, It’s not that she throws a fit, It’s the fact she’s fascinated with violence in general.

Her favorite anime show is Cells at Work!, Which is a show featuring anthropomorphized cells, It’s essentially Ozzy and Drix: The Anime, She loves to read about biology and the human body, There’s an 18-rated version of it called Cells at Work! CODE BLACK that we don’t let her see, I think she’s picked this up from Lei as he said that Cells at Work! CODE BLACK was his favorite manga, He got his daughter the less inappropriate original Cells at Work! manga, like father, like daughter.

Lei’s Good Parenting (Part 2)
This is part 2 of Lei‘s good parenting.

Now, Xiu-mei loves Cells at Work and we got her a set of the Cells at Work!-themed GiantMicrobes, she absolutely adores them, it helps her to deal with quarantine, she got them for Christmas, we ordered a COVID-19 GiantMICROBE so we can use it to explain what happened.

Despite Cells at Work! being extremely violent, it’s more bloody than sexually explicit, but it appeals to kids a lot, she loves watching it and it’s one of the few shows Lei actually likes and is willing to watch with her, there’s an adult version of it called Cells at Work! CODE BLACK, which is essentially Black Lagoon + Osmosis Jones combined with Cells at Work!, it’s a pretty violent manga and has an 18+ warning on the front cover.

It’s the closest thing to blood she’s ever gonna see.

Despite her father’s sociopathy, she looks up to him and she’s basically a mini-Lei without the batshit insane bloodlust and interests in Nanking and 731, if she sees Lei reading CODE BLACK, she picks up her own and reads alongside him, It’s strangely sweet coming from Lei, he also pulls it away if Xiu-mei tries to peek.

Xiu-mei has been watching Rugrats and Lei was a little nervous because of how Angelica acts in it and one episode we showed her was “The Big Showdown” where Didi wanted Tommy to stop enjoying Reptar because it was “too scary” for him because Dil started crying at the lightning storm, I told him I liked Godzilla when I was little, which is quite similar and my parents never complained about it.

One thing that really pissed me off was when the guy dressed as Goober the Gopher snatched the Reptar toy out of Tommy’s hands, making him cry and Didi didn’t do jack shit, I remember an incident when I was 2 when I was given a Godzilla figure by my grandpa and this holier-than-thou mom snatched it off me, causing me to cry when me and my parents were at a fair.

Entitled Mombie demands candy despite the “No Trick or Treating” here sign.
This happened around Halloween in 2019, Before you ask, yes, we do Halloween and take Akara and Xiu-mei trick or treating, Xiu-mei dressed up as the Platelet from Cells at Work! and Akara was Mulan.

The reasons for us not handing our candy is due to my severe coconut allergy, the fact Feng can accidentally put rat poison over candy if he forgets to remove his disposable gloves and wash his hands and due to the fact Mi-Yung is completely deaf and can’t hear the doorbell.

Yeah, Halloween is a very risky time for me because of my allergy and the thing is, some of the kids have coconut-containing sweets and even touching the wrapper can make me sick, therefore, I can’t take the kids Trick or Treating because of my allergy, My parents always made sure about this and even helped me with it and even examined my candy, but since they’re no longer with us, Zhao’s best suggestion was staying home with Feng, Mi-Yung and Mila.

It's a good thing we have a sign that totally screams "No trick-or-treating allowed. We don't have any candy because the person who lives here has an allergy. Please try next door." It reads:

ATTENTION: WE DON'T HAVE CANDY! THE PERSON WHO LIVES HERE HAS A SEVERE COCONUT ALLERGY SHE NEARLY DIED IN 2009 BECAUSE OF HER ALLERGIC REACTION NO TRICK-OR-TREATING IN HERE! IF YOU MIGHT HAVE COCONUT LEAVE AT YOUR OWN RISK! PLEASE TRY NEXT DOOR! -Maria Tachimi

It’s not too bad since I help with a Halloween party with the others.

I was dressed as Fem!Jotaro for Halloween, Longwei stays home with me, he was dressed as a steampunk man (yes, very creative), we sat there, playing HFTF when we heard the door knock, Xiu-mei and Akara came home with their parents.

I was about to get up when Liu Wei opened the door, he saw a mother with the look of “my son is best thing ever and you can’t say no to him”, Her son was dressed up as Superman.

The Mombie and her son, who threw a fit after we said we can’t give out candy because of the things above.

B (Brat): “Trick or treat!”

Liu Wei: “I’m sorry, we don’t have candy. Please try next door.”

Mombie: “Please give my son some candy, he’s been looking forward to Halloween all year long.”

Liu Wei: “One of the people who lives with me has a severe coconut allergy, your son might have coconut, it’s better safe than sorry. Why don't you try next door?”

Xiu-mei and Akara’s candy was checked before the girls could eat them, Xiu-mei surprisingly loves fruit and sees it as “being healthy”.

I was busy playing with Longwei when the Mombie started complaining.

Mombie: “You must give my son candy, It’s Halloween!”

Me: “I’m allergic!”

The kid started crying.

B: “I WANT CANDY!”

We were pretty thankful the two girls went upstairs to eat their candy,

Longwei: “Lady, please leave, now or else I will take measures.”

While he slammed the door, he went back to playing with me.

I got "bingo’ed" by Stupid Mombie and her baby-obsessed friend and her anti-abortion mother.
Alicia, Josie’s friend came to visit us and I was sitting, playing Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, it’s a good game and if I’m playing it, Xiu-mei and Akara are forbidden to watch as it’s pretty gory and the fact the main guy makes people’s heads explode.

Alicia and her friend and her mother, who I will call Jackie was chatting about their kids and Josie was watching me play, Anne has a 20 month old son.

Jackie has been critical of my choice to be childfree, telling me I will never know true happiness, that my hobbies waste money and is that type of person who couldn’t fathom why any woman wouldn’t want to be a mother, Heh, If me and Longwei had a kiddo, they’d be expelled from kindergarten and school for swearing too much because we both have a serious potty mouth.

Her mother is one of those pro-lifers who claims “no good woman has an abortion” and “babies and children come first”, She’s fucking baby obsessed it’s unreal, she’s one of those Christian conservative women, she hates premarital sex, gay marriage, abortion, and anything against her “precious beliefs”, more on her in another post.

She even wanted the VHS tapes I had of me as a toddler and child watching Fist of the North Star, naming JoJo characters and Transformers, even trips of me going to the Pearl Harbor museum.

She’s been critical of the other female members aside from Bopha for not having kids, now, she refuses to discipline her grandson and when she sees either Akara or Xiu-mei being disciplined by either of their parents, she accuses them of being “too hard” on them.

Despite this, she called both Fumei and Bopha “filthy whores” for having their kids before they got married, Lei and Fumei got married due to the fact sex outside marriage is equally frowned upon, Akara was a shotgun wedding, Bopha went into labor before she got married.

The thing is, I was only told when Fumei had Xiu-mei, we hadn’t been in contact with her gang until she gave birth to Xiu-mei.

I’m a fucking killer and I don’t want a child being born into the life I live in.

She also called Tanisha a baby killer due to her undergoing an abortion because it was her rapist’s baby and how she could love something that she couldn’t love.

She’s more of a forced-birther than a pro-lifer.

I’ve been a big fan of Fist of the North Star since I was a little girl and the game is great, now on to the story.

I never wanted children, I love my nieces, but I would rather not have a kid having a killer couple for a parents, My family was very heir and heiress-oriented and if I grew up without all this shit with me being in a gang, I would be expected to marry to keep my family line continuing, which I would have done if they were still here, but it’s probably gonna die out.

Then I overheard Jackie telling Alicia “how it was a waste for me to have all those picture books and not have a kid to share them with”, Fucking bitch, most of them aren’t for fucking kids.

Lei and Devi are quite accepting of my choices, Longwei doesn’t want kids either.

I think they knew I heard when I paused the game, then Alicia’s mother took it up several notches by saying she will poke holes in Longwei’s condoms so I will fall pregnant so we can understand the miracle of childbirth.

I was fucking pissed and put down the controllers and went up to her:

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?! My mother almost died when she was pregnant with her second child and had to have an abortion because it would cause problems had she went through with it! At that time, I had no idea what was happening and I was watching Fist of the North Star with my uncle. I cannot believe you just said that!

I also flatly remarked that the reason I had all my manga was because of my mother, who died when I was 13, when I was three is when she had the abortion, I even called her a “selfish bitch” for caring more about something a Tanisha could not love more than a living human being.

Using your beliefs to abuse others, is the most disgusting thing you can do
Alicia’s mother, Jackie, or as I like to refer her Umbitch (Umbridge+Bitch) remains to this day, an incredibly vile human being and the worst type of scumbag I’ve ever met.

Denise started visiting us in 2000 and stayed here for 4 days, unfortunately, This vile bitch had to come, I felt bad for Denise because this bitch insisted coming despite my dislike for fundamentalist Christianity, She only came seven times and was a misery to be with.

She ended up being banned from seeing us before the pandemic.

She’s even worse than Alicia, and that’s saying something.

She was a horrible and selfish woman who mentally and emotionally abused the gang members aswell as me, To her, religion is everything and you must obey it.

She was also a misogynist who also thinks women should dedicate themselves to their family and the most important thing for them is being a mother, She never shuts the fuck up, My family is dead.

Tanisha, one of my fellow gang members who was found in 2003 after a home invasion with her husband murdered and her raped, we found out she was 12 weeks pregnant weeks after she joined and she decided to have an abortion because in her words “It‘s not Cánh’s, It’s that vile monster’s.”.

When that vile bitch found this out, she called Tanisha a murderer and a “ungrateful bitch” for denying “God’s gift” to her, Tanisha was FUCKING RAPED!, She even said ”good women never have abortions” and “rape is no excuse”

Umbitch used to belittle us for everything, she even told Fumei she is a “whore” for having a baby before marriage, We didn’t even know Fumei was pregnant and Lei was told never to have another kid, He‘s fine with Xiu-mei.

In 2002, Lei had an eating disorder thanks to years of being starved by his foster parents, When Jackie noticed, she called him a ‘fatass who can’t stop eating”, Lei was of a moderately healthy weight and was far from obese, she even mocked his appearance and called him fat, she even mocked him while puking his guts up in the bathroom.

She wasn’t an exactly a nice person to Lei’s daughter Xiu-mei, She called her a “bastard child of a whore” because she was born a month before Fumei married Lei.

And Xiu-mei is brought up atheist by her father, when she found out, she was horrified and told both father and daughter they’re going to hell for not accepting God.

She even accused Lei of incest because Jiayi tends to tickle Lei alot, Jiayi was almost raped in high school and Lei is diagnosed a sociopath, it’s a coping measure for both and it’s only something Fumei and Jiayi are allowed to do.

I was helping to cook dinner with Bopha, Tanisha and the three bitches were talking about kids, family and babies and thinking more of the gang members should have little ones running around.

Then Umbitch decided to speak about abortion, I’ve been pro-choice for some personal reasons, Tanisha went under an abortion at 12 weeks and it was for best, she was quite young when she had it.

My mother had to have one several years after I was born, but story short, incompatible genes.

Then Umbitch then pressed the “pissing off Tanisha” button, she called Tanisha a “murderer” for aborting “God’s gift”, Tanisha held the knife tighter and threatened her with it.

I remember Tanisha’s exact words: “GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I CRACK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN AND FEED YOUR BRAINS TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS!”.

She turned to Josie Jr and said! “Get that evil monster out of our fucking house.”

Umbitch: I'm doing you a favor. Abortion is horrible!

Josie Jr: Please leave. You know how Tanisha is when it comes to this.

My friend’s nice but extreme doormat friend with two daughters, one an incel-pervert and the other being a spoiled and screeching brat
Josie Jr. has this other friend named Michaela, who is 36, she’s a great woman, she’s very sweet but she grew up in a household very centered on children, due to this, she thinks she can give our belongings to her kids when they say they want them and has been caught trying to steal things like manga and toys for them, she has two daughters, who are 18 and 7, which we will call Annabella and Emily.

Let me make this clear: I have no problem with Michaela. She’s actually a pretty nice woman and we’ve known her for a few years, and she’s an excellent babysitter when both Lei and Fumei want a date night.

Michaela’s husband left her for her sister when the girls were 2 months old and 10, instead of parenting either girls, she refuses to discipline them, now they never disciplined Annabella, Michaela’s husband was a deadbeat, I hate these two and I say this with no remorse, her husband left her for her sister, Which had an impact on all three of them, instead of caring for them to the best of their abilities, she’s a major doormat and allows her oldest daughter to walk all over her, because of this, Emily is bratty, screams to get what she wants, Michaela spoils the shit out of her, she gets what she wants when she wants it, Annabella is the embodiment of being an “ungrateful and entitled bitch”, She throws a tantrum if she can’t watch TV, thinks she’s entitled to everything, slams doors and is just a nuisance to have around.

Another thing is that she is a fucking pervert and I don’t mean the chivalrous pervert kind, I mean the batshit insane pervert who will do anything to see the guys topless. She has been described as a female incel.

Now, Lei’s favorite manga is Cells at Work! CODE BLACK, which is a more violent and explicit version of the usually saccharine Cells at Work! manga, which is his daughter’s favorite.

This happened when Michaela and the girls were over, Xiu-mei was sleeping on the couch when Annabella whispered to her mom that she wanted the Cells at Work CODE BLACK volumes, Now, they feature a 18+ rating warning on the cover.

Lei was taking a shower at the time of this and this really pissed him off.

Then Michaela got up, she can’t say “no” to her daughters, she went to grab the four volumes, then Xiu-mei got up, when she figured out what Michaela was going to give her father’s manga to that bitch.

Xiu-mei started crying and held onto the books.

Xiu-mei: “No! No, They’re daddy’s, Don’t take them! They’re daddy’s! He's going to be extremely mad at you if you take them!”

Fumei went to comfort her daughter, who was still holding onto the volumes.

Michaela: “Come on Xiu-mei, I know they’re your daddy’s manga, but Annabella wants them.”

Annabella: “Just get her to shut the fuck up! I want them now!”

Fumei: How about you go fuck off?! These are my husbands, and he doesn't like it when people take his stuff without permission!

Annabella: I don't give a shit! Either give me the mangas or else!

Lei came down wearing a dressing gown and his long hair tied back, a towel rested on his shoulders.

Lei: “Excuse me, but why is my daughter crying?”

Xiu-mei: “They were gonna take your books! (when Annabella tried to snatch the books away from Xiu-mei) No! They’re daddy’s books! Don’t take them!”

Annabella treats Lei and the other guys like how a incel treats women, she calls him “DILF”, “man-whore”, she has even been caught trying to steal Lei’s boxer shorts and even said she was jealous of Fumei for “fucking such a gorgeous man”, Lei is quite creeped out by her and has blocked her several times, Jiayi even caught Annabella sniffing Lei’s shorts.

She was even caught physically touching Longwei on the abdomen when he was ill.

Lei pushed Annabella away from Xiu-mei and took the manga and put them upstairs and went to comfort his daughter and locked the door.

We then heard Annabella slamming on the door and going crazy, yelling that she deserves the manga more.

They left when Emily wanted her Barbie blanket, they brought her My Little Pony blanket.

Now, Lei has no problem with Michaela, but her eldest is a perverted bitch and Emily is a spoiled brat.

Michaela has also been caught trying to steal the following:
 * High DIO Super Action Statue (I found it in her bag, thankfully not broken)
 * Pucca plush (Mi-Yung was understandably upset)
 * JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Volume 18 (I was incredibly pissed off about this)
 * Headphones (They’re Tanisha’s)
 * Lei's Heavy Metal CDs (She wanted to sell them on Discogs)

Entitled Brat and Mom want Pokémon plushies we ordered from Japan
For this one, we ordered a bunch of large haul of Pokémon plushies from Japan back in 2019. Now, we ordered a full set of Pikachu dressed up as Pokémon’s villain bosses that was for the Team Rainbow Rocket event last year. Xiu-mei calls the one dressed up as Cyrus/アカギ Mr. Grumpy Pikachu. She kept that one alongside the Maxie/マツブサ and Ghetsis/ゲーチス one. The Cyrus/アカギ one in particular is her favorite.

We were permitted to keep some if we liked. Akara and Xiu-mei were quite well-behaved during this and helped us alot, and their fathers even helped with the scissors and boxcutters.

They picked which ones they wanted beforehand and we told the recipients that the ones they chose were already taken, including the three I chose.

Now we called the girls down, and it was basically Christmas came early this year. They helped unwrap and unbox plush after plush.

The haul itself was large, around 87 in total to the point that we had to open some in the kitchen. Lei helped with the unboxing and Josie came along aswell as that vile bitch Alicia and her cumstain. When I asked Josie why she brought them along, she said she tried to tell them that they couldn't come, but Alicia insisted that she went with her son. I promised Xiu-mei and Akara they can keep three if they’ve been good, and I kept the other three, which are Giovanni/サカキ, Archie/アオギリ and Guzma/グズマ. Akara was allowed to keep the Lysandre/フラダリ, which was her favorite, and she also received a Charmander and a kimono Pikachu.

We made it clear to Alicia that the rest of the of the toys were either going to close friends of our gang or their kids and not her kid or her son. Josie and her little daughter were also told that none were going to her and they agreed to follow these rules that none were going to her.

The reason we donated them was because I found out that some of the parent gang members we knew that were in rougher and poorer neighborhoods couldn’t afford most except funding for their gang for necessities like clothes and food for their kids. Some of their kids didn’t even have toys simply because their parents can’t afford them due to the tight budget. We decided to plan an event where we would buy a haul of toys and send them to those people as a way to give back. We got around 15 requests and the kids could keep 1-3, though no more than 3 plushies.

Alicia seemed to understand that the toys weren't going to her until Lei suggested sending a few more extras to Sarah and Suzie. We agreed and sent a Pikachu, Jigglypuff and Quilava to their address. That's when Simon said he wanted one. Now, we only had enough for the poor kids after Xiu-mei and Akara got their share of plushies, so if Simon took even just one plushie, we would be short of toys to give away.

Me: “Simon, these are for the kids who need them, not you. If you want those toys, then you can ask your mother to order you some.”

This didn't suit well with Simon, and he proceeded to scream like a psychopath. Now, I would like to remind those who thought we should've just gave Simon the plushies that this kid has a terrible history when it comes to taking care of toys. He got a remote control racing car for his birthday, only for him to break it the next week. The Build a Bear I gave him was also found with its stuffing out of his “belly”. I even gave him an Ironhide figure for the same birthday and it was found broken in pieces. It was that incident in particular where I told Alicia he wasn’t getting anymore presents from me.

Anyway, it was at this point where Alicia basically switched sides and demanded that we gave the plushies to Simon.

Alicia: “Just give him some of the toys! It's not fair that Xiu-mei and Akara get some, but not Simon! In fact, how about you make Xiu-mei give up her lot? After all, she’s a girl, and girls don't play Pokémon!”

Me: Seriously? There's nothing wrong with women playing Pokémon.

Lei: “Besides, Alicia, we already made this clear: These are only going to poor gang members of our gang network, not you. The reason why Xiu-mei and Akara get them is because they're technically part of the network, and they were well-behaved and helped us unwrap the toys, whereas you and your son were not helping us at all.”

Now, just like what Lei just said, these toys were going to gang members who couldn’t afford much for their kids other than food and clothes. Alicia was told repeatedly by me and Josie, aswell as Lei and Longwei that these plushies are only going to gang members and their children, not her or Simon.

Then, Alicia went crazy as she went on a rant about how her son deserved to have every single plushie we bought and those kids aswell as Xiu-mei and Akara are just spoiled brats. She even went as far as to call the poor kids "poor brats". So, you're telling me that kids who don’t have alot due to their parents only affording food and clothes are poor and spoiled brats?

From what I’ve learned, neither their parents spoil the shit out of them, and the poor families don't even have enough money to begin their spoiling at all.

Eventually, Josie put her foot down and gave Alicia a wake up call on how she was selfish, rude, sexist, and entitled, and how she can disrespect Xiu-mei, Akara, and the poor kids when they've literally done nothing wrong. She also told her that while she was disappointed that Denise couldn't get some toys, she was respecting our rules and helping us out of the pure kindness of her heart whereas Alicia and her child were the complete opposite of her and her daughter. Long story short, we kicked the two out and they were banned from any future charity events we have.

That Friends Episode where Rachel wanted Joey to give his sentimental item to her baby (RANT)
I sometimes watch Friends, It’s an alright show.

One episode that really pissed me off was the episode where Rachel wanted Joey to give his stuffed penguin to her baby daughter because she loves it, I get infuriated when I watch this episode.

I sometimes collect Transformers, manga and anime, even stuffed animals like Pokémon plush toys, and one thing, I’m thankful Fumei, Lei and Bopha and Devi are nothing like this, Xiu-mei only borrows my stuffed animals if she asks first, so does Akara.

The reason behind this is because they like to have the whole Rainbow Rocket Pikachu Pretend Boss plushies together and I don’t mind it, I own three of them, Xiu-mei owns three of them and Akara has one of them, they are both gentle as hell with them and will return mine when they’re done.

Now, I‘ve had some of Josie’s mom friends, half of which think they are wholeheartedly entitled to everything because they‘re single moms and have kids, I remember when after the shit during “Day of the Pokémon Haul”, One of Josie’s friends, who has a 20-month old baby girl, for sake, let’s call them Rachel and Emma (not real names), she had difficulty conceiving and had a miscarriage before and her boyfriend died from cancer when she was several months pregnant,

Yeah, Josie has a lot of mom friends, I think she met them in a parent support group or a mom club, she knows I dislike kids and wouldn’t really hold Denise, her baby, I was never forced to hold Xiu-mei or Akara when they were babies.

When there, she tried to make Xiu-mei give the Pikachu Ghetsis/ゲーチス to Emma because her baby liked it, the warnings say “くちにいれない“ (meaning: Do not put in mouth) and “まきつけない” (meaning: Do not wrap around neck) on the tag, I’ve read the label “対象年齢3才以上”, meaning “Target ages 3 and older”

The section “警告" meaning “warning” reads “小部品があります. 誤飲・窒息の危険かぁリますので.3才未満のお子様には絶対に与えないでください” (meaning: There are small parts. There is a risk of accidental ingestion/suffocation. Never give to children under 3 years old” and the section “注意" meaning “Caution“ reads “●思わぬ事故の恐れがありますので、使用後は3才未満のお子様の手の届かないところに保管してください. ●指などに巻き付けたりしないでください. 血が通わなくなり危険です. ●安全のため、破損・変形したものは、使用しないでください” (meaning: ● Please keep out of reach of children under 3 years of age after use as it may cause an unexpected accident. ● Do not wrap it around your finger. It is dangerous because blood will not pass. ● For safety, do not use damaged or deformed items)

I just typed the whole damn thing from the tag it came with from scratch, I’ve went through it and read it out to Xiu-mei to ensure her toy’s safety since she says it just comes out as “weird symbols and Chinese characters together and can only understand the word “warning” and “attention”, which came out as “Jǐnggào” and “Zhùyì”, I am planning to teach her Japanese and how to read Japanese.

She then said that Xiu-mei was a selfish brat, Xiu-mei doesn’t share her belongings with strangers and I could understand why, She just got this doll and is unwilling to give it up.

Then Lei said this: “A four-year old girl refused to give you her new Pikachu doll because it said not to give to kids under three if Maria is to be believed and she’s the one being a brat.”

Build-A-Bear Paranoid Mom tries to enforce a no adults without children policy
This happened at a shopping center me, Lei, Fumei and Xiu-mei was at, Longwei was with me.

In 2020, Build-A-Bear is releasing a bunch of Eeveelution Build-A-Bear set consisting of Flareon in January, Jolteon in May and now Vaporeon in August, Due to my gang affiliation, I’m posing as an collector of toys and games much like Ashens and AVGN.

Me and him we’re delighted to find the Vaporeon in stock, we were planning to nickname this one “水” (Sui, meaning water), the other two were called “火炎” (Kaen, meaning Flame) and “雷“ (Rai, meaning thunder), It’s also noted that the hanzi in Lei’s name also uses the character “雷”, this may be why Jolteon is her favorite, She’s even called it “Daddy” a few times because of this.

Before I entered the store, I saw this vigilante woman come up to me, She wore a “Pedophile Hunter” shirt and memorabilia, Now, I’ve tracked down and murdered pedophiles who killed children, Lei usually kills them in a more brutal and undignified manner, considering he has a now five-year old daughter, this is understandable.

But these so-called vigilantes don’t really make issues better, I may sound hypocritical, but these kinds of people think every childless adult is a “pedophile” and refuse to apologize if their accusations end up being false.

Now, even though Lei kills pedophiles and they’re his least favorite people, He will resort to killing pedophile hunters if they allowed an innocent person to die because of them, He told me he hated those with a “holier-than-thou” attitude.

One of Lei’s few friends, who was one of his classmates in high school who used to babysit Xiu-mei committed suicide a week after a so-called pedophile hunter falsely accused him of being a pedophile when Lei went out for a minute to get ice cream and food and since Lei took a little longer to return, turns out a woman in line was arguing with the cashier, he and Xiu-mei went to look for him, then a passerby accused him of being a pedophile and tried to take Xiu-mei from him, now, He was white while Xiu-mei was Chinese-American, telling him how “he’s gonna rape that poor Chinese girl” and told her to come with him and he’ll call the cops, I’ve read stories about how white criminals would occasionally rape either Hispanic, black or Asian women, but he was a gentle giant.

Next week, He overdosed on painkillers and was dead after a hate campaign happened, his crime was basically leading Xiu-mei to find her dad.

I’ve been into Build-A-Bear several times, and they do not have a “No Adults Without Kids“ policy, You can enter if your an adult, A teenage gang member I met even told me they don‘t have a policy like that and says he sees old women coming in here too to buy for their grandkids or themselves.

PHM (Pedophile Hunter Mom): “Where’s your child?”

Now, I never wanted children, I doubt I could love it because of my gang lifestyle and the fact I’m on a roaring rampage of murder and revenge.

Me: “It’s just me and my boyfriend. We have to buy toys for other kids, now can you please move?”

PHM: “Sorry, but I can't let you through., You might be a pedophile. It’s better safe than sorry. You must also support Biden.”

I’m not a pedo, neither is Longwei, Longwei is 5’9, this woman is 5’2, he could easily push her if he wanted to, but he was trying to be nice.

Me: “Just. Let. Me. Through. I’m sick of this. And what the hell does Biden have to do with this?”

PHM: He supports pedophiles.

Longwei: Since when?

PHM: Did you see the footage where he coddled up with a child?

Me: Show us then!

At that point, a mother stepped outside to see what the problem is, she had a six-year old boy.

NM (Nice Mom): “What’s going on?”

PHM: “I can’t let these people through, I can’t risk children being hurt. They also support Biden and pedophiles.”

Me and Longwei: Liar liar pants on fire!

NM looked at me and Longwei, now, I‘ve seen this woman before in the shop by herself, she’s actually an good mom, She’s met Lei a handful of times but is put off by his nature.

HM: “Hey, you were the couple that was in the last time, what’s going on?”

I explained to her the woman wouldn’t let us in because she thinks me, a childless woman could be a potential predator, my boyfriend, he only likes two kids, Xiu-mei and Akara, He doesn’t like kids touching him and shows contempt at being around them for long periods.

PHM: That's still no excuse! You remind me of LionMaker and Cosmodore!

Me: At least we didn't abuse anyone during our relationship. Now go away!

If the staff is telling the truth, PHM has done this before to several other people. She also believes in QAnon. No, seriously.

This really made me angry
This happened after when Pokémon Black and White were released in the states,

A gang member from a gang we partnered with, her 11-year old daughter So-won was terminally-ill with Huntington’s Disease and her last wish was to play the new Pokémon games, the gang member was a woman of Chinese-Korean descent and her husband who came from Harbin died from Huntington’s Disease when she was six, which is an incurable brain disease.

So-won had a month left to live, She passed away on the 8th April, In Black, she did not make it to the post-game and no longer had the strength to complete it, I think she was on the final gym and she died in her mother’s arms, In White, she was barely away from the 4th gym, she didn’t have the strength to continue.

Her mother requested an open funeral and she invited me to help finish what So-won started, I completed both games in a matter of three days and she requested both Black and White were buried with her as well as the the pink DSi she played it on, I also had to not get too emotionally attached to any of the Pokémon I caught in the game and trained because after that, I’ll never see them again after this, the rules were do not nickname the Pokémon and do not trade any.

After the ceremony, I went back to the casket and saw that the games including the DSi were gone, I went to Felisha (So-won’s mom) and asked her if she changed her mind, she went to the casket with Mila, her heart sank.

She announced: “Anyone who has my daughter’s Pokémon games, please return them to the casket.”, Me and the other gang members looked everywhere and the funeral home staff helped.

There was no luck, then I saw a couple with their 12-year old son, with the DSi, same color and model as the one on the casket, I went to them, he had one of the games in the system.

Me: “Your son has a dead girl’s DSi, Where are her games?”

The kid’s mom was apologetic but the dad refused to hand them back.

ED: “No, My son gets it fair and square, the girl’s dead anyway.”

BK (Bratty Kid): “I wanted them! She’s not going to have it if she’s already dead!”

Lei looked like he wanted to kill somebody, He actually snatched the DSi out of the kid’s hands, thankfully by that time the kid didn’t erase the save or go even past the title screen, if that happened, I’d be pissed.

He then snatched the game cases out of their hand, the kid screamed that the games were his and not the ‘dead bitch’.

Not only this kid and her dad were disrespectful, Felisha looked like she wanted to kill someone and leave no witnesses.

The workers eventually intervened and kicked out the family. They also apologized to So-won's family and promised us that the family won't come back again. After that incident, the rest of So-won's funeral went pretty smoothly. If there is a heaven and hell, I hope So-won gets the best place in heaven.

If the kid’s mom is to be believed, he broke his old DS and wanted a new DSi, but she refused to buy it because her son keeps on breaking his electronics and his father always replaces them. Thank fuck the kid didn't try to break it...

The Lion, The Witch, and the absolute audacity of this bitch
This happened when we were on a flight, Lei told me this story when he, his sister and Fumei aswell as her gang were travelling to Hong Kong before the pandemic, Xiu-mei and her parents were in first-class seats, being a wealthy crime syndicate couple really pays off.

Xiu-mei had her toys and any recreational devices such as her Cells at Work! and coloring books, It was a very long flight from Florida to Hong Kong, her father was sleeping (food coma, typical Lei), and her mother was looking out of the window.

Then this woman with her two daughters sat on the opposite side looking at Xiu-mei, one of the daughters looked jealous.

EM: Make your daughter give us one of her coloring books. My daughters are bored!

Lei snapped out of his food coma and then shook his head, Xiu-mei doesn’t share with strangers ever.

Lei: “Lady, no, look, I am stuffed to the brim and I’m trying to sleep it off.”

Fumei was tending to Xiu-mei as she played now.

EM then decided that she was gonna have her daughters be entertained no matter what, so she took one of the coloring books and gave it to her daughter, Fumei got up and snatched it.

Fumei: Do not take our stuff.

EM: HELP!!! THEY JUST ASSAULTED ME!!! THEY JUST TRIED TO RAPE ME!!!

What the fuck? We never did such thing!

Her tantrum was so bad, the plane had to make an emergency landing to kick her and her kids out.

Karen demands Lei babysit her daughter while Xiu-mei was ill, then 20 minutes later, abandons her daughter despite being told this.
This happened at the hideout in 2017 and thankfully, Karen has zero custody of her daughter, Xiu-mei was three and ill with a fever and a cough, thankfully she wasn’t vomiting and was fine the next day, Lei took time off doing assassinations and murder to care for his baby girl and have a bit of a lazy day, which is him being topless and watching TV.

Xiu-mei was in front of the TV watching Pokémon and playing with her toys, she did fall asleep a few times before Lei heard aggressive knocking.

Lei went up to get the door, it was a Karen and her sweet daughter around 5.

Karen: “You need to babysit my daughter, I’m going on something very important and I need you to watch her for a few hours.”

Lei looked at her as if she had three heads, he was tending to his ill daughter and was in no mood to babysit, he doesn’t even know this woman.

Now, another thing is, due to Lei’s mental health problems and violent tendencies, he is, by all accounts, should not be left alone with someone else's child. I know this sounds ironic since he has Xiu-mei, but for a few years, he had to be watched for the safety of him and his daughter. Fortunately, he was allowed to be on her own with her at aged 4.

20 minutes later, Xiu-mei was in bed asleep, me and the other gang members were already home then we heard a weak knock, Mila went to get it, Lei followed soon after, It was the little girl from earlier.

SK (Sweet Kid): “Mommy said I can come in....”

Lei: Uh... where's your mom?

SK: Oh, she left 20 minutes ago.

I think she thought if she left SK with Lei, he would play along and have no way to contact her.

Lei felt incredibly outraged, he already told this stupid bitch no and now she abandons her daughter at the home of a notorious Asian-American crime gang, He had fled abusive foster parents as a teenager alongside his sister and this pissed him the fuck off,

Lei told me she didn’t do anything bad and was a sweet and kind girl, although she cried a lot because her mother is clearly a fucking bitch and it took Bopha to calm her down.

He instructed the girl wait in the living room while he called the police about it, We don’t usually call the police very often, this had to do with my boyfriend being a police brutality survivor, he averted his eyes when they came in and refused to give a statement.

The cops told me it was a story they heard all too often, parents abandoning their children, they were great with the girl and reassured her she's not in trouble, Longwei refused to come downstairs until the cops were about to leave, He did thank Lei for doing the right thing.

The kid's dad went to pick her up as well, he thanked Lei for finding his daughter and the Karen was charged with neglect.