Satan Sound/Transcript

Transcript
(At the TT10 headquarters, Jann is reading the Bible while Jiao Zhu, and Huizong are watching a Chinese franchise)

Zhu: How do you like this film, Jiao?

Jiao: I think it is very good. What a wonderful day!

(Suddenly, Jann barges into the room with holy water)

Jann: Excuse me? Why are you guys listening to this Satanic film? You have just committed a sin!

Zhu: Shut up, you Catholic zealot! This is a Mandarin film we are watching, and you are not gonna ruin it!

Jann: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEAK THAT UNHOLY LANGUAGE!? THE TONGUE IS A TOOL THAT CAN SPEAK BLESSINGS AND CURSES. YOU ARE A DEMON FROM HELL!

Jiao: Simmons, stop it! Just because you hate Mandarin doesn't make it a sin. This is getting really old!

Jann: GET OVER HERE YOU DISGRACEFUL MINIONS OF SATAN!!!! MAY THE LORD REBUKE YOU!!!

(Jann spanks the kids with a ruler, and dumps holy water on their heads)

Jann: I COMMAND YOU TO DEPART THIS EARTH, AND I CAST YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO GOD's KINGDOM!

(Huizong, Jiao, and Zhu begin to cry)

Jann: Shut up, you very evil pagans! You are all going to march to that closet, and say Hail Mary 150 times, and perform 200 rosaries.

Zhu: BUT IT'S NOT FAIR!

Jann: What you gonna do about it, devil worshipper?! Huh? Maybe if you accepted Christ, you would not be in this situation. Now, shut up! Crying people are Satan's legions!!!!! (Pours more holy water on Zhu's head)

(Sophie and Huizong arrive)

Sophie: Simmons, leave these people alone! You have NO right to harass them just because they don't believe in your legalistic system!!

Jann: But, this film is evil! (Anger rises) THIS FILM IS THE WORK OF SATAN, CONVICING THESE HERETICS TO BLASPHEME GOD!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!

Reicheru: ENOUGH! Let's go outside to the hallway. Come with me.

⠠⠔ the Hallway...

Sophie: Listen here, you evangelical fanatic! The Mandarin language is NOT a sin, nor is it the language of the devil. I am sick and tired of you forcing your religious fanaticism into people's throats, and bashing those who do not follow your beliefs! You think you are holier and more righteous that everybody else in this planet!! You have this holier-than-thou attitude, and I hate with a burning passion!!!!! Face it, Jann Simmons! (Anger rises) YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN OF GOD! YOU ARE OF YOUR FATHER, THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU, ..., ARE, ... OF, ... SATAN!!!!!! AND WEARING YOUR CROSS NECKLACE DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK MORE BEAUTIFUL!

Jann (no cool, stern voice with firey eyes): EXCUSE ME!?!?!?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME SATAN!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (Spanks Sophie and Reicheru with a Bible)

Sophie: You know what? From now on, Jann Simmons, you are banned from the Team Terrific 10 for life!! If you EVER step foot into this base, or call ANYONE else a minion of Satan, I swear, I will make sure that you are arrested by the cops, and charged with trespassing!!!! So, I suggest you leave, or I am calling security.

(Defeated, Jann flinches and leaves. The scene ends, and the members go back to what they were doing)