Juritin Family/Transcript

Joshua observation with Jo and June
Joshua: "Swear to god, you put me down right now or you're gonna see kung fu voodoo."

Jo:

Joshua: "Hey, who's the kumquat? Is he a friend of yours?"

Jo:

Joshua: "Do you watch me flex? Check it out." (flexing)

June:

Jo:

Joshua: "Hey, (bleep). I'm a (bleep) teenager! Do you know what that means?"

Jo:

Joshua: "That means I can kick your (bleep) six ways from (bleep)!"

June:

Joshua: "Hey, Jose. How many squats can you do, huh?"

June:

Joshua: "Exactly. Let me spell it for you. Babies digged by Joshua. Ain't that right, baby."

June:

Joshua: "Oh, Jose. You're out of your league. You should hit a blueberry or something." (laughs)

Jo:

Joshua: "Hey! Zip the lip, Onion Dip!"

Jo:

Joshua: "You're right. You're a grape."

Jo:

Joshua: "Then, why are you so full of wine? (laughs) Ohh!"

Joshua observation with Edward
Joshua: "Yo, baby-baby Edward. Guess what?"

Edward:

Joshua: "Knife."

(Collin, Jo, June, Edward, and Zelda screaming)

Jo:

Joshua: "Psych." (laughs)

Collin:

Jo:

Zelda:

Edward:

Joshua: "Why don't you stop being such a baby baby Edward?" (laughs)

Edward:

Joshua: "You see what I did there, Jose? I called him baby."

June:

Collin:

Joshua: "Vanilla cake, eh? More like cream puff!" (laughs)

Zelda:

Joshua: "Looks like you can't teach a 13-year old new tricks."

Jo:

Joshua: "You wanna see a trick? How about I make your face disappear, how about that?" (laughs)

Edward:

Joshua: "Go bite a bottle, baby Edward."

Edward:

Jo:

June:

Joshua: "Zip em, lock em, and put them in the pockets, onion dips."

Jo:

Joshua: "You're right. You're grapes."

Jo:

Joshua: "Then why are you being such a little winer? (laughs) Ohh!"

June:

Joshua observation with Zelda
Zelda:

Joshua: "Crush my back, Zelda, I dare you to."

Zelda:

Reflection Room
Joshua: "Jose, I'm about to take drugs."

June: " Please do not take drugs, Joshua, you will become ill and you will die."

Joshua: "I don't care, nobody will like you, Jose!"

June: "If you continue to act this way, I will instantly put you down to the Reflection Room."

Joshua: " You never accuse me before!"

June: "OK. Move over to the room. I will count to ten to march directly to the room. One....Two...."

Joshua: "Don't count to ten; fruits don't belong in this stupid room."

June: "This back-talk and attitude will immediately take you to the room and I will limit the counting to three.

Joshua: "How dare you! You are both a grape and a banana-head!"

June: "Three." (Moves Joshua to the Reflection Room)

June: " I have placed you there because of your poor attitude, disrespect and unfairness to me. I expect an apology as soon as your thirteen minutes are up."

Joshua: "You are a (bleep)ing jerk. I don't have the guts to be in there anyway."

June: " If you continue to back talk to me, I will automatically double your time to 26 minutes. Do you understand me?

Joshua: "No way, Jose! How the heck you have set up this rule? I don't want to stay there for almost a million seconds! What a grape you are!"

June: "Now this will double your time period. If you get up at anytime, the time will restart."

Joshua: "Zip the lip, onion-dip." (peeing on the rug)