Karen vs Mcdonalds Employee

Our next Karen to be featured in this series is a 17-year-old girl who has an extensive criminal record. She has been in jail for vandalism, attempted murder, battery, and various other charges, including racism and hate speech. Ladies and gentlemen, Nora Michelle Heart!)

(We see Nora Heart at Mcdonalds. She is not wearing a face mask)

Employee: Hello, and welcome to Mcdonalds! How may I take your order, madam?

Nora: I would like a chicken sandwich with mayo and pickles, large fries, a Big Mac, and a cup of iced tea.

Employee: OK, but where is your mask?

Nora: What you say, lady?

Employee: This restaurant requires all customers to wear a face covering at all times while dining in here. Now, you can either purchase a face mask, or you may leave this restaurant, and you will get nothing at all.

Employeea: And why should I wear a mask? This coronavirus crap is a hoax by the elitists. The government has been lying to us for over a year now!

Employee: Madam! Our policy states that all customers must social distance and wear a mask in order to dine in this restaurant. It's for the health and safety of others.

Nora: X'S A HOAX! This whole corona thing is a joke!

Employee: Perhaps you may want to explain why over 600,000 people have lost their lives? Why do you think we are being forced to 50% compacity?

Nora: Shut up, and give me my sandwich! I demand that you hand me the order I placed right now!!!! If you don't, then I will call the cops and tell them that you have been stealing my food!!!!!!!!

Employee: Oh really? Because there are security cameras everywhere in this restaurant, and the cops will know that you are lying! Now, you can purchase a mask, or you can leave.

Nora: Look here, you horse-banking bimbo!!!!!! I am a very wealthy woman, and I demand you give me my order right away! I should be top priority, and should be given everything before these peasants! So, hurry up, and tell your lazy chef to cook my order right now, or I will call 911!!!!!!!!!!

Employee: Madam! I am starting to lose my patience with you. Do you really expect us to cook your order in 1 second? You think money grows on trees!?!? My god, how entitled can you get? You are such a spoiled brat! You need a spanking!

(Nora spits in the employee's face, and destroys the ice cream machine with a sledgehammer)

Nora: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I shall destroy this stupid place!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Laughs devilshly)

Employee: THAT'S IT! I AM GETTING SECURITY TO KICK YOU OUT RIGHT NOW! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly, a security guard arrives)

S€curity: Ma'am! Come with me!

Nora: No! I demand that this lady bring my order to me this minute!

Security: No! Come with me, or I will taser you!!!!

Nora: This is unacceptable! Where is your manager? I want to complain about the awful service I have received today. I will NEVER be going to this appaling piece of crap ever again!!!!!!! How dare you treat a first class citizen like this! I want a lawyer. I will be taking this restaurant to court!

(Security tasers Nora, and drags her out of the restaurant. He then detains and escorts her to her house)

Nora: This is going to be on all the news outlets!!!!! I have never been treated this way in my seventeen years here on Earth!!!!!!!!! They will surely feel my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!

(The scene ends)

Spoiler alert: Nora is then punished by her parents for her extreme meltdown at Mcdonalds. It turned out that she stole money from her mom's purse before going to the restaurant. She is then arrested, and sent to jail for theft until Nora's parents could pay a $1000 fine for the damage she caused.

Coming up next, we go back to the Slater family to get an update on last week's incident involving Stacy.

(The doctor performs an xray)

And later on, the Torture Chamber is back!! It's a Karen vs the Othorimer family!

Morissa: I am trying to play Xbox One!

Karen: I demand you listen to Yoko Ono's albums, or you will go in the Torture Chamber!

Its all coming up next!

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