Disgustingly Lucky

At the Disgusting headquarters…

“We don’t care how much money we rob.” Sheena said.

“We can rob the entire bank, and we’d still be better off than if Hinomaru were to get a Pikachu Apple Watch!” Dick said.

A pot of gold appears.

“We do NOT care how much money we rob!” Sheena said.

“We have a pot of gold! Worth more than our appearances combined!” Dick said.

Liam the Leprachaun teleports to the office.

“Hey! That is actually my pot of gold!” Liam shouted.

“Hay is for horses! Maybe I’ll shoot you using their cannons!” Dick said.

“Maybe first you’ll give me-“ Liam said.

Crosstalk between Liam and Sheena…

“STOP INTERRUPTING THE CEO OF DISGUSTING!” Sheena shouted.

“I’m the interrupter?” Liam said.

“Yeah.” Dick said.

“Give me back the pot of gold!” Liam demanded.

“NO, HE WILL NOT GIVE YOU BACK THE POT OF GOLD!” Sheena shouted.

“You lost it, it’s no one else’s fault, it’s yours.” Dick said.

“Everybody makes mistakes!” Liam said.

“Not another word. You let him have the pot of gold, that’s it.” Sheena said.

“How about a trade? You give me that pot of gold, and I’ll give you three wishes.” Liam said.

“Wow. Three wishes? Okay.” Dick said.

“OK, what is your first wish gonna be?” Liam said.

“I wish that Hinomaru would be nice to us.” Dick said.

“You want it? You got it!” Liam said.

Four Hinomaru figures appear. From left to right, they pose as N, I, C, and E, respectively.

“N-I-C-E.” Dick said.

“You wished for Hinomaru to be nice.” Liam said.

“By that, he means the actual Hinomaru cleaning up his act, knocking it off with the Japanese plushes, that’s it. No TV, no Japanese stuff, no cursing, nothing like that! That’s what he will do, right?” Sheena said.

“Let’s see.” Dick said.

The employees eventually call Hinomaru.

“Hinomaru!” Dick said.

“Fuck off.” Hinomaru said.

“OK, OK.” Dick said.

“See? That’s the worst kind of lie I heard from you.” Sheena said.

“Lie? You wanted Hinomaru to be nice!” Liam said.

“You’re saying it’s nice to say fuck off? Are people taught at school to say that? I don’t think so!” Dick said.

“Okay, wish number two, what do you want?” Liam asked.

“I wish for Hinomaru to clean up his act.” Dick said.

“Didn’t we try to wish that before? Fuck it.” Sheena said.

“You want it? You got it!” Liam said.

A script appears with high-quality versions of stuff Hinomaru said in the past.

Script:

Dick: “Hinomaru!” Hinomaru: “Go away immediately.” Dick: “OK, OK!”

“What the fuck is this?” Dick asked.

“You said you wanted Hinomaru to clean up his act!” Liam said.

“By that, I mean stuff like knocking it off with the toys, and the TV!” Sheena said.

“Don’t play with us.” Dick said.

“I’m not playing with you.” Liam said.

“He said stop playing with us!” Cullodena said.

“Less yapping from a group, more wishing from an individual!” Liam said.

“Huh! There is one more wish left, isn’t there?” Dick said.

“Yes there is! What do you want it to be?” Liam said.

“If Hinomaru is not gonna be nice or clean up his act…” Dick said.

“Don’t you see the Hinomarus making nice and the cleaned-up act?” Liam said.

“I don’t wanna hear it, what’s better is that Hinomaru is out on his ugly ass. So my third wish is for HINOMARU to be KICKED OUT OF HIS FUCKING HOUSE!!!” Dick shouted.

“You want it? You got it!” Liam said.

The N I C and E figures get kicked by shoe horns, causing them to break.

“It’d be so, so, so much better if this happened to the real Hinomaru.” Dick said.

“It‘d be much better, it would be so much better.” Sheena said.

Liam then gets kicked by a shoe horn and another shoe horn causes the pot of gold to fly out.

“Ah, crap!” Liam exclaimed.

“You deserve it.” Dick declared.