Selfishnanny Special (Gentra Family)/Transcript

Before revolving line of the credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Chase: "F*** YOU B******!"

Announcer: "Webeewize meets a family with six wild boys that are out of control."

Relland: [jumps on his bed]

April:  "Relland! Stop jumping on your bed!"

Announcer: "The three younger ones are the worst behaved"

David: "B****!"

Chase: "EAT S***!"

Myles: "STUPID F***!"

April: "You boys wanna eat soap?"

Announcer: "Will Webeewize fail?"

Larson: "SUPERNANNY MUST FAIL!"

Very Naughty Swivel
Webeewize: Relland decided to jump on his bed but his mom told him to stop.

Relland: [jumps on his bed]

April:  "Relland! Stop jumping on your bed!"

Relland: NO!

April: Go to the Very Naughty Swivel for 16 minutes.

Relland: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Webeewize: [banishes Relland to the Very Naughty Swivel] SIT HERE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND JUMPED ON YOUR BED YOU STUPID DUMB B******!

Relland: YOU ARE A B****** YOU STUPID NANNY!

Webeewize: [spanks Relland] SIT HERE FOR 16 MINUTES YOU B****!

[Webeewize breaks all of Relland's electronics]

Very Naughty Room
David: "B****!"

April: [spanks David] "Soap in mouth for you mister."

David: "NO B****!"

April: [puts soap in David's mouth]

Webeewize: WELL LOOK WHO SWORE IT"S DAVID THE F***ING PIECE OF S***! GET IN THE VERY NAUGHTY ROOM MISTER!

David: NO SHUT UP!

Webeewize: OKAY WE'LL DO THIS THE HARD WAY! [banishes David in the Very Naughty Room]

David: LET GO OF ME!

Webeewize: SHUT UP YOU DIRTY LITTLE B****! [throws David on the floor]

David: OW YOU F***ING B******!

Webeewize: STOP THAT SWEARING AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR TOYS BECAUSE THEY ARE FOR BABIES!

[Webeewize breaks and rips all of David's toys including his Mario plush, his Luigi plush, his Yoshi plush, his E-L-M-O doll, his Barney plush, his BJ plush, his Baby Bop plush and more]

Very Naughty Chair
Chase: "F*** YOU B******!"

April: "You will eat soap and go to the Very Naughty Chair if you keep this up."

Chase: "EAT S***!"

April: [spanks Chase] You will now eat soap.

[April puts soap in Chase's mouth]

Webeewize: OKAY MISTER I LIKE TO SWEAR VERY NAUGHTY CHAIR FOR YOU!

[Webeewize sits Chase on the Very Naughty Chair]

Chase: I HATE YOU NANNY! [hides his Dora the Explorer plush doll under the Very Naughty Chair]

Webeewize: SHUT UP! TIME TO RIP AND DESTROY ALL OF YOUR TOYS!

[Webeewize rips up all of Chase's toys including his Buzz Lightyear plush, his Yoda plush, his Darth Vader plush, his Boots plush, his Swiper plush, his We Did It Dora doll, his Tickle Me Elmo plush and more]

Chase: HA HA! At least one is hidden and I can't tell you where!

[Myles punches Webeewize]

Myles: "STUPID F***!"

Webeewize: OW YOU DIRTY F*** YOU DON"T PUNCH ME OR CALL ME NAMES LIKE F*** BUT I'LL CALL YOU NAMES, GET ON THE VERY NAUGHTY CHAIR AND YOUR TOYS WILL BE RIPPED AND DESTROYED AS WELL!

[Webeewize sits Myles on the Very Naughty Chair and rips and destroys all his toys including his Woody plush, his Super Why plush, his Big Bird plush, his Barney plush, his Hokey Pokey Elmo doll, his Caillou plush, his Caillou Sister Rosie plush and more]

Myles: NO MY TOYS YOU STUPID ANIMAL!

Webeewize: NO TOYS FOR YOU DUMMY!

Creepy Zoo
Webeewize: "OKAY YOU STUPID BOYS CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Garret: "Will there be a crocodile?"

Webeewize: "Yes. it's name Sinner the Crocodile."

Garret: [sees Sinner the Crocodile and screams]

Chase: [throws his Dora the Explorer plush doll at Webeewize] F*** YOU NANNY!

Webeewize: [smacks Chase with his Dora the Explorer plush doll] SHUT UP YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS DOLL IT'S FOR BABIES!

[Webeewize rips Chase's Dora the Explorer plush doll and feeds it to Sinner the Crocodile]

Chase: MY DORA YOU B******!

Webeewize: YOU CAN"T PLAY WITH DORA THE EXPLORER TOYS THEY ARE FOR BABY GIRLS NOT BOYS YOU FILTHY F***!

Chase: I WANT MY DORA BACK RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID F*****!

Webeewize: WELL YOUR STUPID DORA THE EXPLORER PLUSH DOLL IS GONE TO SINNER THE CROCODILE!

Webeewize loses
Webeewize: I CANNOT CONTROL YOUR BOYS ANY LONGER I"M LEAVING!

Relland, Garret, Larson, David, Myles and Chase: F*** YOU YOU STUPID F***ING NANNY!"

Relland throws scalding hot water at Webeewize. Webeewize: OWW! YOU DO NOT THROW SCALDING HOT WATER AT ME!

Webeewize tries to catch Relland, but Garret suffocates her with a plastic bag. (David throws a heavy rock at Webeewize, killing her instantly!) Larson beheads Webeewize.

Family Update
All the toys and electronics that Webeewize destroyed were revived by a young fairy named Elena, she felt sorry for how Webeewize treated the boys. The boys were delighted to have their toys back, brand new. And their electronics were restored too. With Webeewize dead, the boys are at peace.