MICHAEL MCNAMARA Unit User Guide and Manual

You brought yourself a MICHAEL MCNAMARA unit

Techincal Specifications
Name: Michael Mcnamara

Age: 48

Place of Manufacture: The doomed village of Sionnaigh Tine, County Donegal, Ireland

Height: 5'4

Weight: 123lbs

Your unit comes with the following

Confederate uniform

Picture of Mia

Removal from Packaging

Get a SAOIRSE MCNAMARA unit to wake him, she will explain what has happened.

Programming

Protective 5x grandfather

Your unit comes with the following modes

MICHAEL MCNAMARA units are rather distasteful of modern day life and may come of as jerkish.

This unit was the sole survivor of the massacre of his boyhood home, so, he may be startled and become shocked at English accents.

Relationships with other units

JOSEPH MCNAMARA: This is the unit's son out of his set of fraternal twins, the duo are both unit towards eachother

SAOIRSE MCNAMARA: The female twin out of the unit's twin children, she has a much more lively personality

Cleaning

He prefers doing it himself

Feeding

He is capable of fending for himself, for the best results, avoid serving potatoes at mealtimes, He grew up during the Irish famine with two children was was put off them for life, this might make it difficult to feed him.

For the best results, serve Irish stew, but remember not to add potatoes.

Rest

Normal sleep patterns, but sometimes very irregular.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What are these ghoulish phantom entities surronding MICHAEL?

A: They are the doomed spirits of Sionnaigh Tine.

Q: It’s 25 degrees outside and my unit doesn’t seem to see everything, he’s banging into walls and feeling his way around.

A: Your unit becomes severely but temporary blind in hot weather, The blindness eases when it’s night outside.

Troubleshooting