Movie Mix-Up/Transcript

The Request
[Samuel is in his room watching Happy Tree Friends on his laptop]

[A knock on the door is heard]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "Samuel! Open the fucking door!")

Samuel: (yelling) "ENTRY DENIED! I'm in the middle of watching HTF!"

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "NOW.")

Samuel: "Ugh! Fine!" (closes his laptop hard and opens the door) "What do you want?"

Dmitry: "" (Translation: "You have to bring us an Avengers: Age of Ultron DVD. Anna said that I need to watch it.")

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "Remember, this is a very simple job. Your intellect isn't high at all, so just buy the right shit!")

Samuel: (pushes Dmitry and Ri Dae-Jung aside) "Okay, get the fuck out of my way, I'll do it!"

[Samuel exits his room and leaves the base]

At the Store
[Samuel browses at a video store in North Supernannya]

Samuel: "Where could it be?"

Shopkeeper: "Are you having trouble looking for something, sir?"

Samuel: "No, I'm okay!"

[Samuel continues looking until an Avengers 2 XXX: A Porn Parody DVD catches his eye]

Samuel: "That's the one! It has XXX on it, so it must mean it has more epic action!"

[Samuel goes to the shopkeeper's desk and puts the DVD on the desk. The shopkeeper scans it, puts it in a plastic bag, and hands it back to Samuel with some change]

Shopkeeper: "Your change is six Supernannyan dollars. Thanks for shopping! Come again!"

[Samuel leaves the store and returns to the TT10 base]

Not What We Wanted!
[Samuel comes in with the DVD]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "What took that bastard so long?")

Dmitry: "" (Translation: "Blame his lazy mind.")

Samuel: "Here you go, guys."

[Samuel presents the DVD]

Dmitry: "" (Translation: The fuck is this?)

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Samuel, this is porn!)

Samuel: "Well, um, I thought XXX meant more action."

Dmitry: "" (Translation: "That's not what it means, dumbass!")

[Anna comes in]

Dmitry: "" (Translation: Samuel brought us porn.)

[Anna gasps in horror]