Kiejliches Family/Transcript

Naughty Platform
Jo: "Later on, Mom was trying to get Lois to go shopping with her. But Lois refused to go and wanted to her friend's house."

Lois: "I want to go to Josie's house, please!"

Susie: "Not today. We are shopping at the mall to buy a birthday present for your cousin Anna."

Lois: "But I want to go and see Josie! She's got a new in-ground pool!"

Susie: "I said not today! You are to help mommy pick out a gift for your cousin!"

Jo: "And that's when the fireworks went off."

Lois: "I WANNA GO AND SEE JOSIE!"

Susie: "Lois, no!"

Lois: (crying) "I WANNA GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!!!! I WANNA GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Lois throws a tantrum like a 2 year-old]

Susie: "Stop this behavior this instant! We have to get a birthday present for Anna. If you continue this tantrum, you will be going to the Naughty Platform and all of your Monster High dolls will be in toy jail. Got it?"

[Lois ignores Susie and continues throwing her tantrum]

Jo: "Firmly tell her to get into the car, otherwise she will lose her Mall Madness board game."

Susie: (firmly) "Lois Marie Kiejliches, this is your warning. You need to get in the car right now, otherwise you will lose your Mall Madness board game for three days. Is that clear?"

[Lois runs to her bedroom, comes out of the house by window, and runs to Josie's house]

Lois: "I WILL SEE JOSIE IN NO TIME!"

Susie: "GET OVER HERE OR ALL OF YOUR MONSTER HIGH DOLLS WILL BE SOLD ON eBAY!"

Jo: "I was like, 'eBay?"

Jo: "How is threatening to sell your child's dolls on eBay supposed to teach her to listen to you and teach her to behave? One of these days, she'll walk all over you."

[Susie grabs Lois as she goes to Josie's house]

Lois: (screeching) "I WANT JOSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Susie: "Well, it's too late now!"

Jo: "Mom eventually took Lois back to the house, but what came next was absolutely shocking."

[Lois smacks Susie in the face repeatedly]

Susie: "You do not smack me in the face! That is not nice!"

[Susie tries to get Lois into the car, but Lois squirms and starts kicking and hitting Susie]

Susie: "LOIS MARIE!!!!"

[Lois is crying and screaming, while hitting and kicking her mother]

Jo: "Mom was struggling to control Lois, so I decided to step in and give Lois a firm talking to."

[Jo gets very angry with Lois]

Jo: "You are making me unhappy! How dare you act violent to your mother!"

Lois: (sneering) "I dare and I did."

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH!!! YOU ARE FAILING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!"

Lois: "I hate you!"

[Lois ignores Jo's comment and cartwheels the way to Josie's house]

Lois: "I WILL GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE IN NO TIME!"

Susie: "Listen up, if you go to Josie's house, I will sell all of your Monster High dolls on eBay!"

[Lois darts back in the house, locks her bedroom door, packs all her stuff, darts right out of the window, and cartwheels the way to Josie's house]

Lois: "TOO LATE! I WILL GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSE AND YOU WON'T SELL MY MONSTER HIGH DOLLS ON eBAY!"

Susie: "I'll sell your Mall Madness game on eBay."

Lois: "I PACKED THAT TOO! I PACKED EVERYTHING I HAVE! AND NOW I'M GOING TO JOSIE'S HOUSE!"

[Lois darts right at Josie's house]

Susie: "Come back here right now!!!"

[Susie grabs hold of Lois and drags her back to the house]

Lois: "I WANNA GO TO JOSIE'S HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Susie: "Well, you can't. We're going to the mall!"

[Lois screams at the top of her lungs]

Jo: "Lois then started screaming, so I stepped in again."

Jo: (in a firm voice) "Right now, your behavior is absolutely appalling! When your mother asks you to do something, YOU do it! You are not going to Josie's house and the decision is final. You've now lost your Mall Madness game and Monster High Dolls for one week. Now get into that car and do as you're told."

[Lois starts kicking Jo]

Jo: "Stop kicking me right now! Wanda's already in the car."

[Susie and Jo drag Lois into the car]

Lois: (crying) "I DON'T WANNA---!!!!"

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Lois attacks Susie at the mall."

Mayhem at the Mall
Jo: "As soon as we got to the mall, things went from bad to worse."

Susie: "If you don't come with mommy, the cops are going to come and get you."

[Lois steals a Monster High doll from a store]

[Lois hits Susie]

[Lois kicks Jo]

[Lois shoplifts a Monster High Ghoul Spirit Wii game]

[Lois throws CD's and books at Susie]

[Lois runs away from Susie, Wanda and Jo]

[Lois scratches Wanda, making her cry]

[Lois goes into a Toys R Us store]

Wanda: "Mommy, Lois went into that store!"

[Lois steals a Monster High magazine from a store]

Susie: "LOIS MARIE KIEJLICHES!!!! COME BACK HERE AT ONCE!!!"

Jo: "At the food court, Lois wanted Kentucky Fried Chicken, but Susie told her that they were having Subway. Boy, did Lois lose it!"

Lois vs. The Babysitter
Jo: "Mom and Dad were going out to the mall to do shopping. So they decided to hire a babysitter named Sophia."

Sophia: "Where's the Naughty Platform?"

Frank: "It's in the kitchen."

Susie: "The emergency contacts and numbers are posted on the refrigerator, and I've laid out their pajamas. Lois and Wanda's bathtime is between 6:00-6:30pm, story time and sing-a-song starts at 7:00pm, and then it's bedtime at 7:30pm for them."

Frank: "We also have an electronic security system in the house, just to let you know."

Susie: "5:00 is dinner time and we also discourage between-meal snacking an hour between meals, and we have a list of acceptable options right here."

[Susie hands Sophia the list]

Sophia: "Okay, thanks."

Frank: "Don't let them have anything after dinner. By the way, Wanda is allergic to peanuts and shrimp."

Sophia: "Okay, got it."

[Sophia writes notes down in her babysitting notebook]

Susie: "There are board games for the girls to play. Lois likes to play Mall Madness, and Wanda likes to play Candyland."

Frank: "Here's a list of everything else, Sophia."

Sophia: "See you tonight!"

Frank: "Goodbye!"

[Frank, Jo and Susie leave]