Mark and Bill vandalize the PowerPoint games

Preparation
Martha: I'm going to make a PowerPoint game for everyone! It will be about Science!

[Martha types up the PowerPoint]

Cause
Mark: Yo Bill, you wanna fuck up the PowerPoint with me?

Bill: Sure!

[Mark and Bill vandalize the PowerPoint]

Mark: They're gonna flip their shit!

Effect
Martha: Today we will play a PowerPoint game called "Cool Science Facts"!

Daniel: Cool!

Mark and Bill: Let's go!

[When she moves on to the next slide, there is an image of Meatspin playing. On top of it is text in Old English font that says "FUCK BILL O'RIELLY!!!". On top of all of this, Darkthrone's "Transylvanian Hunger" plays]

Martha: What the heck?!?!

Daniel: Who did that?

Mark: I'm not sure.

Bill: Whoever did this is an asshole!

[When Martha moves on to the next slide, we see an image of an autopsy patient, whose stomach is cut open and all kinds of rotten organs are in. We then see Mike Wazowski going up to the corpse, peeing on it, and then flipping the bird to the family]

Martha: OH MY GOODNESS!!!

Daniel: Don't look, Stacy!

Aftermath
[When Martha finds out about the true culprits, she is furious]

Martha: MARK AND BILL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO VANDALIZED THE POWERPOINT!!! I WORKED HARD ON IT!!! THAT'S IT!!! YOU WILL NOT WATCH TV FOR THREE DAYS, MARK, YOUR HEAVY METAL ALBUMS ARE GONE FOR TWO DAYS, BILL, YOU LOST ALL YOUR NAZI ACTION FIGURES FOR TWO DAYS, YOU TWO ARE FORBIDDEN TO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW AND IN ADDITION TO THAT, YOU BOTH BROUGHT YOURSELVES TRIPS TO THE COOL DOWN AREA! AND YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!

Mark: FUCK OFF YOU BITCH!!! YOU'RE NOT TAKING AWAY MY FUCKING HEAVY METAL ALBUMS, AND I AM GOING TO VISIT MY FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Bill: AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE AWAY MY NAZI ACTION FIGURES!!! THEY ARE EXTREMELY VALUABLE AND COST A LOT OF MONEY JERKASS!!!

Martha: I DON'T CARE!!! GO NOW!!!

]Martha sends the boys to the Cool Down Area]

Mark: Fuck this shit!

[Mark gets a chainsaw and slices Martha's childhood table in half]

Martha: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARK SLATER!!! HOW DARE YOU DEMOLISH MY CHILDHOOD TABLE!!! I HAD THAT FOR YEARS AND YOUR DECEASED GRANDMOTHER GAVE IT TO ME!!! (begins to cry) You don't know how much I loved that table... I had so many good memories with that table...

Mark: FUCK YOUR SHITTY ASS TABLE!!! IT'S NOTHING A BUNCH OF FUCKING ROTTEN ASS WOOD GLUED TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE BIG ASS SHITFEST!!!

[Martha slaps Mark out of anger]

Martha: GET YOUR ASS TO THE COOL DOWN AREA NOW!!! AND YOU LOST YOUR HEAVY METAL ALBUMS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!

[Mark gets sent back to the Cool Down Area]

Bill: Don't worry, Mark! I got this!

[Bill takes an axe and destroys the family TV]

Daniel: Bill! Did you just destroy the TV?

Bill: YES!!! BECAUSE MOM GOT PISSED OFF JUST BECAUSE MARK CHAINSAWED A FUCKING TABLE!!!

Daniel: That was your mother's childhood table and she loved it so much! What Mark did was wrong, and for you to defend him like that is cruel! Go back to the Cool Down Area or you will lose your Nazi action figures for a week!

[The two spend the rest of the day in the Cool Down Area until it's time to go to bed]

Preparation
Martha: I will do another PowerPoint on Jeopardy. The theme of it will be on Pets and Animals.

[Martha creates the PowerPoint]

Martha: This time, I will add a password so Mark and Bill won't get in!

Cause
Mark: Shit, mom put a password!

Bill: I know!

[Bill types in abc123, and it enters]

Mark: Wow! How did you know?

Bill: It's one of the most common passwords used! Now let's wreck this shit!

Effect
Martha: Today we will play Jeopardy!

Daniel: Hopefully Mark and Bill didn't vandalize it like last time!

Martha: Don't worry, I put a password on it, so they couldn't get in. Now let's begin!

[They move on to the next slide, which is the money slots]

Martha: You first, Mark!

Mark: I'll do Ocean Animals for $400.

[Martha clicks on the next slide, which is Playboi Carti having sex with Minerva Mink while Playboi Carti's "@ MEH" plays]

Martha: NOT AGAIN!!!

Daniel: Did you boys did it again?

Mark: No!

Bill: I don't even know who this Playboi Carti kid is!

[Martha clicks next, and she sees text that says "LOL FUCK YOU MOM YOU DESERVED TO HAVE YOUR FUCKING CHILDHOOD TABLE DESTOYED!!!". A video then plays of Dead from the band Mayhem grabbing a chainsaw and slicing an anime neko girl in half in a gruesome, bloody way]

Martha: I KNEW IT!!! IT WAS YOU TWO!!!

Aftermath
Martha: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOYS RUINED THE POWERPOINT AGAIN!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN?!?! I HAD A PASSWORD!!!

Bill: It was abc123! It's one of the most common passwords!

Martha: WELL WE WERE GONNA TAKE YOU TWO TO THE MOVIE THEATER TO SEE TROLLS WORLD TOUR!!! BUT AFTER WHAT YOU DID, YOU TWO WILL STAY HOME AND MISS OUT!!! AND IF YOU MISBEHAVE WHILE WE'RE GONE, YOU'LL BE IN BIGGER TROUBLE!!!

[Martha, Daniel, and Stacy all leave]

Mark: Fuck her! And fuck this family! I got mom's credit card, and we will use it to buy $3,000 worth of Dominio's pizza, $10,000 worth of Apple products, $50,000 worth of death metal and black metal albums, and we will buy Action Comics #1, which is a comic book in June 1938 that features Superman's first appearance, and it will cost $2.16 million dollars!

Bill: Great idea! Let's go!

[Mark and Bill use the credit card to purchase $3,000 worth of Dominio's pizza, $10,000 worth of Apple products, $50,000 worth of death metal and black metal albums, and Action Comics #1]

[When the family gets home]

Daniel: Where did you get all of this stuff?

Bill: The neighbors gave us this stuff for free!

Mark: Yeah! They are very generous! And I love the Action Comic's #1 they gave us! It's really cool!

Daniel: I'm not sure about that...

Martha: Look! The bank says that I used my credit card to purchase $3,000 worth of Dominio's pizza, $10,000 worth of Apple products, $50,000 worth of death metal and black metal albums, and Action Comics #1!

Mark: Well that's interesting. Maybe you felt bad for us and bought it all, and then gave it to the neighbors so they can give us this stuff?

Bill: Thanks mom! You're the best!

Martha: DON'T ACT STUPID TO US!!! YOU STOLE MY CREDIT CARD AND USED IT TO SPEND $3,000 WORTH OF DOMINO'S PIZZA, $10,000 WORTH OF APPLE PRODUCTS, $50,000 WORTH OF DEATH METAL AND BLACK METAL ALBUMS, AND ACTION COMICS #1!!! NOT ONLY WILL I RETURN ALL OF THIS STUFF, BUT YOU BOYS WILL LOSE ALL PRIVILEGES FOR A WEEK, AND YOU WILL ALSO SPEND THAT WEEK DOING COMMUNITY SERVICES IN THE HOMELESS SHELTER, CHURCH, ORPHANAGE, AND ANIMAL SHELTER!!!

Mark: FUCK THE HOMELESS, FUCK THE CHURCH, FUCK THE ORPHANS, AND FUCK THE ANIMALS!!! WE WILL NOT BE DOING ANY FUCKING COMMUNITY SERVICES AND WE WILL NOT BE GROUNDED FOR A FUCKING WEEK!!!

Bill: AND YOU CAN'T RETURN THIS SHIT!!! WE ATE ALL THE PIZZA AND SHREDDED ALL OF THE RECEIPTS, SO GOOD LUCK RETURNING THEM!!!

Martha: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BOYS GO IN YOUR ROOMS RIGHT NOW OR I WILL BEAT YOUR ASSES SO HARD IT WILL BECOME SHREDDED MEAT!!!

[Mark and Bill run to their rooms]

Preparation
Martha: Time to make another PowerPoint. This one will be on funny jokes.

[Martha creates the PowerPoint]

Martha: Not only will I use a stronger password, but I will also hire PowerPoint Security Bot, or Lisa, make sure no one vandalizes it!

Cause
Mark: Another PowerPoint to get ruined by us! Now what's the password?

[Bill types in 321cba, and it enters]

Mark: That's literally the same password, but backwards!

Lisa: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!

Bill: Who the fuck are you bitch?

Lisa: YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORIZED EDITOR. YOU MUST LEAVE NOW.

Mark: Look!

[Mark distracts Lisa, and he throws a bomb at her, causing her to explode and die]

Mark: Just for that shit, we're gonna make this the worst PowerPoint of all time!

Effect
Martha: Today's PowerPoint will be on Funny Jokes!

[Martha clicks on the next slide, and it says "Why did the chicken cross the road?"]

Bill: To get to the other side?

Mark: That is not a funny joke!

[Martha clicks on the next slide, and it shows the Simpsons characters twerking and preforming sexual activities, then Trevor Philips from GTA 5 comes out of nowhere and obliterates the characters with a machine gun, then set the PowerPoint on fire. While all of this is going on, Cannibal Corpse's "Code of the Slashers" is playing]

Martha: OH. MY. GOD. WHEN WILL YOU BOYS STOP THIS?!?!

Mark: I swear mom we didn't do this!

Bill: Yeah! How would we be able to do this?

[Martha clicks on the next slide, and it shows Adolf Hitler having sex with Vitaly Vladasovich Grachev while Brahm and Treat are seen peeing and pooping all over the place. We then see DJ, Diego, and Kyle flip the bird to the family and then spray painting "FUCK THE SLATER FAMILY. MARK AND BILL RULE." and then started twerking to Chief Keef's "Save Me"]

Daniel: TURN IT OFF NOW!!! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!!!

Martha: I CAN'T!!! IT WON'T LET ME!!!

[Angry Grandpa and Psycho Dad then appear and then use various weapons and tools to brutally kill the remaining characters in gruesome, bloody ways. They then throw a C4 at the PowerPoint, run away, and then detonate it, razing the entire PowerPoint]

Martha: OH MY GOD!!!

Aftermath
Martha: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW YOU BOYS RUINED MY POWERPOINT!!! I HAD A STRONGER PASSWORD AND EVERYTHING AND YOU GOT IN ANYWAY!!!

Mark: The password was fucking abc123 backwards!

Bill: And Lisa was a shitty bot!

Martha: WELL GUESS WHAT?!?! AFTER THIS WE WERE GONNA TAKE YOU BOYS TO OLIVE GARDEN, BUT AFTER THAT, YOU WILL STAY AT HOME AND HAVE NO OLIVE GARDEN!!!

Mark: Whatever! I didn't like Olive Garden anyway!

Bill: Red Robins is better!

[Martha, Daniel, and Stacy leave for Olive Garden]

Bill: Hey, how about we raid Olive Garden?

Mark: Good idea! They don't wanna invite us? We'll ruin their entire fucking plan!

[At Olive Garden...]

Martha: The bread is simply divine! Glad the boys won't be able to have any of this!

[Outside, Mark and Bill are planning the raid]

Mark: Here we go!

[Mark throws a Bluetooth speaker at the window, shattering it and crashing inside the restaurant]

Daniel: What was that?

[The speaker plays Carcass's "Burnt to a Crisp" at full blast, spooking everyone]

Stacy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The music causes Stacy to have a violent meltdown, destroying the food, flipping tables, and assaulting waiters]

Martha: NO STACY!!! WHO WOULD DO THIS?!?!

[Robot DJ, Robot Diego, Robot Kyle, Robot Brahm, Robot Treat, and Robot Old Orla crash in with tons of weapons]

Robot DJ: It's time for Mayhem!

Robot Diego: Prepared to get fucked!

Robot Kyle: You will all die!

[The robots all attack the customers, waiters, food, tables, and everything. They also hacked into the speakers and blasted death metal, black metal, hardcore hip hop, dark pop, and more dark and extreme music at full blast. They also got a bulldozer and began to tear down the restaurant]

Robot Brahm: Look! We're improving the restaurant!

Robot Treat: Olive Garden? More like Olive FARTen!

Robot Orla: Speaking of which...

[The robots leave out a HUGE fart, intoxicating the place]

Everyone: BLEH!!!

[The robots then twerk and pee and poop on the remains of the restaurant and those who died from the raid]

Robots: BYE FUCKTARDS!!!

[The robots self destruct and blow up]

Daniel: THAT WAS SO OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Martha: WE'RE LUCKY TO EVEN BE ALIVE!!! WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS?!?!

[They see Mark and Bill laughing their heads off]

Mark: That was the greatest thing we have ever done!

Bill: Yeah! They got wreck big fucking time!

[The two see Martha and Daniel, looking ultra furious]

Mark: Oh shit...

Bill: It's not what it looks like...

[At home...]

Martha: 'OH. MY. MOTHER. FUCKING. GOD. MARK. AND. BILL. HOW. DARE. YOU. RAID. THE. OLIVE. GARDEN. AND. GOT. ROBOTS. TO. VANDALIZE. THE. PLACE. AND. KILL. SO. MANY. PEOPLE. I. CAN'T. EVEN. COMPREHEND. WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOU. GUYS. DID. THAT. IS. SO. IT. NO. MORE. EVERYTHING. YOU. WILL. BE. SENT. TO. JUVENILE. DETENTION. FOR. THE. REST. OF. THE. YEAR. NO. MORE. POWERPOINTS. FOR. YOU. FOREVER. NOW. GO. TO. THE. FUCKING. POLICE. CAR. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.'

[Mark and Bill go in the police car and go to jail]