Lambert Family/Transcript

Before the revolting line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Jackson: "I wish would you die!"

(Jackson punches Dregan)

(Dregan cries)

Announcer: "Gloria visits a family with a mean 15-year old."

Jackson: "Why did you bring that (bleep)ing rat to my room??"

Announcer: "With a lot of sibling rivaly."

Jackson: "You mother(bleep)er! You were f(bleep)ing late!"

(Jackson smacks Andrew)

Submission Reel
Gloria: "Let's see who we got here this week."

Jackie: "Hi, I'm Jackie, and I work as a stay at home mom."

Joey: "And I'm Joey, and I work as a candle maker."

Sadie: "And I'm Sadie, and I work as a cashier at Wendy's"

'''Jackie: We have 6 children, including a grandchild. Sadie is 20 and has a son named Dregan who is 1. Amber is 17, Jackson is 15, Andrew is 12, and Judy is 10.'''

Jackson: Bring that gremlin over here, and I'll kill him!

Jackie: "Jackson tortures me and he hurts his brother and sisters, and three months ago, Dregan got Shaken Baby Syndrome because of him."

Naughty Swivel
{Dregan is seen wearing a Curious George outfit}

Gloria: "Later on, Judy took Dregan to Jackson's room to play with him."

(Dregan pats Jackson's face with his hand, while Judy overlooks this.)

Jackson: What? Judy!!!

Gloria: And that's when the fireworks went off.

Jackson: "Get out, you rat!!!"

Judy: "He's just a child. He loves you so much."

Jackson: "Why did you bring that (bleep)ing rat to my room??"

Jackson: "Dregan had scared me."

Judy: "Isn't he cute? Dregan, can you say Jackson?"

Jackson: "He (bleep)ing bothered me. Now get the (bleep) out!"

Judy: "But your nephew wants to play."

Jackson: I don't have a f***ing nephew! He has no damn purpose in our family!

Judy: But doesn't Dregan love you? Because your sister, his aunt likes-

Gloria: "And that's when Jackson lost it."

Jackson: "She's not your aunt! She's my damn sister! He isn't related to us! You're not my (bleep)ing nephew! I wish you would die!!"

Judy: How could you say such an awful thing?

(Jackson punches Dregan)

(Dregan cries)

Gloria: "It was very apalling to see Jackson punch his nephew."

Gloria: "Jackson, we don't punch anyone, especially your nephew. Now go to the Naughty Swivel."

[We see Jackson on the Naughty Swivel, sulking]