Joshua rents a hotel

This was a couple of months after Jo left.

One month before Joshua and friends rent a hotel (20 days later)
Katie: "Next month, we will rent a very big hotel. I almost have enough money to buy it."

Three days before Joshua and friends rent a hotel
[Joshua packs his stuff in a suitcase]

One month after Joshua and friends have rented a hotel
[Joshua and his friends go to a very big hotel]

Two months after Joshua and friends have rented a hotel
Zelda: "Well, at least Joshua's not around to bug me. I can get some peace and quiet."

Cut to:

Gretchen: "We need to enter a code to enter the door."

Xandra: "What's the code for the door again?"

Gretchen: (whispering) "The code is 'Joshua and his friends are awesome, Joshua's family drools.'"

Xandra: "I get it now."

[Xandra enters the code on the door. The door opens. After she and her friends enter the door, June arrives]

June: "JOSHUA ROBERTO JURITIN! COME HERE NOW!"

Xandra: "Not a chance!" [Slams the door in June's face and locks it]

June: "Now I am stumped. What should I do?"

Xandra: "Can we watch YouTube, Joshua, my man, since your mom is stuck out the door?"

Joshua: "YEAH! NO GRAPEFRUITS ARE ALLOWED TO WATCH STUFF LIKE THIS!"

[The gang plays the Sneezing Baby Panda video on Joshua's laptop on YouTube]

[Joshua and co laugh]

Glenn: "Man, that was hilarious, play it again!"

Wolf: "Yeah!"

Joshua: "OK!"

[Joshua replays the video]

Xandra: "The baby's gonna blow....."

[The baby panda in the video sneezes loudly]

[Joshua and friends laugh]

Joshua's friends: "Angry German Kid!"

Joshua: "Okay!"

[The gang opens a new tab and plays the Angry German Kid video on Joshua's laptop]

Angry German Kid: (speaks german) [slams the table] (speaks german)

[Joshua and friends laugh]

Angry German Kid: [pulls the keyboard out] [smashes the keyboard] (speaks german) [attacks the keyboard]

[Joshua and friends laugh]

Xandra: "How about (bleep) Suck (bleep) lyrics?"

Joshua: "Great idea!"

[Joshua and friends move the recharger and laptop upstairs, open a new tab, and plays the ***** Suck **** lyrics.]

Outro: "Aww (bleep) (swag), three icy (long bleep) from Odd Future doing some crazy (bleep), by the way, we do punch (bleep)."

Voice on Laptop: "I'm swagging (bleep), I'm iced out, oh you mad (bleep) cause I'm laying on the couch, smoke a blunt, (bleep) a (bleep), in the butt, I'm bossin', don't give a (bleep), I never roll Slauson, I'm fly (bleep), I shall poke into your eyelid, got the burner (bleep), bow, bow, you dead (bleep), I'm hot as (bleep), I ain't never cold, but I'm icy (bleep)."

cut to:

Tyler Voice on Laptop: "Got the bops in the house, socking (bleep) in they mouth, see my neck, iced the (bleep) out,"

Voice on Laptop: "I'm getting money (bleep)."

Tyler Voice on Laptop: "At the (bleep)ing mall, 40 (bleep) in my nutsack, I pulled up a mother(bleep)ing unicorn,"

Voice on Laptop: "I'm getting ponies (bleep)."

Tyler Voice on Laptop: "Wolf Gang (bleep) scream that till they mother(bleep)ing show me death, Golf Wang (bleep) free earl better show some mother(bleep)ing respect, all this ice around my neck, all this ice around my (bleep), gun to her head make you (bleep) massage my shoulders."

cut to:

Voice on Laptop: "Swag, swag, punch a, (bleep), swag, swag, punch a, (bleep)!"

Three months after Joshua and friends have rented a hotel
[Collin, June, Zelda, and Edward arrive at a big hotel]

June: "Kids, has anyone seen Joshua?"

Collin: [enters the code] "Joshua's...friends...are...awesome,...Joshua's...family...drools..."

[Collin opens the door]

Guard #1: "Halt!"

Guard #2: "No relatives of Joshua Juritin allowed."

[Guard #2 pushes June, Collin, Zelda, and Edward out of the door and slams the door in the family's face]

Edward: "Why can't they just include us?"

[Xandra tosses a bag of cement out the center window of Floor 3, but June, Collin, Zelda, and Edward avoid it]

Joshua: [from the left window of Floor 2] "You're a grape."

[Xandra tosses rocks out the right window of Floor 10, but June, Collin, Zelda, and Edward avoid it]

Joshua: "Get lost, Jose! Same for you Zelda, especially the baby-baby Edward."

Edward: "I'm not a baby. Stop calling me a baby."

[Katie tosses a sword out the right window of Floor 14, but Joshua's relatives avoid it]

[5 seconds later, Joshua tosses a big cage out the center window of Floor 5, but Joshua's relatives avoid it]

[A mailbox opens]

[June opens the mail]

June: [reads the message] "Mr. and Mrs. Juritin, Zelda, and baby-baby Edward. Xandra, Joshua, and our friends are here. We tossed things to land on you for you to get out of our sights. ROFL!" [which actually reads: Mr end Mrs Jureteen Zeda en babi-bebi Edwad XANDRA Josua end oure frandes ar her we tosd thengs tu leand un yu teu geht oht uf or sigts ROFL] "Wait, I know who this person is...It's...XANDRA!"

Collin: "JOSHUA, GET OVER HERE NOW!"

Joshua: [from the center window of Floor 4] "Not a chance!" [tosses 30 alcoholic drinks in his relatives, forcing them to get into them]

June: (slurring) "Yuuu....guuu....ge...theee..r..rr.rrr.....rite...nooooooo....Joshuuuuuuaaaa.....Juuuuuurrr....iiiiiii..tttiiiinnn..." (Translated: "You go get there right now, Joshua Juritin!")

Joshua: "NEVER!"

Xandra: [whispering] "Go test her on every level."

Collin: (slurring) "Guuu....ge...tt.t.t.t...t.eee..r..r.r..re..e.e...noooooo....Joshuuuuaa......R..oob...e.rr..rrr...tt..t..tt.t.toooo....Juuuurrr.iii....iii...tttiiii....nnnnnnnnnnn........." (Translated: "Go get there now, Joshua Roberto Juritin!")

Joshua: "All of you, I ain't leaving until you become grapes!"

[A mailbox opens]

[Collin opens the mail and reveals a "The Cursed Ring Grape" videotape]

Joshua: "Better get started!"

June: (stops slurring) "What's this?"

Collin: (stops slurring) "A video that Joshua and his friends made. You watch this video, then you get a phone call from Joshua and then there's a voice on the other end, and he tells you something on the phone, and then, 7 days later, something bad happens to all of us."

20 minutes later

June: "We give up. Let's go,"

[June, Collin, Zelda, and Edward drive off]

Xandra: "They left!"

Ron: "What now?!"

Xandra: "Let's go downstairs and have dinner!"

[We see Joshua and his friends taking the elevator]

Announcer: "Going down. .................... Ground floor."

Ron: "What now?!"

[Joshua and his friends walk to the door to the dining room, which looks like a lobby in a restaurant]

60 minutes later

Everybody: "Interactive Buddy!"

Joshua: "Good idea!"

[They log on to Interactive Buddy]

Mako: "Imagine if this is your mother!"

Joshua: "Let's throw grenades at her!"

[They throw grenades at her, they have $79.20]

Glenn: "Make her a teletubby that it would be funnier!"

[Joshua clicks "Buy New Skins", "Teletubby", and buys it for $60]

[They make her a teletubby]

Joshua: "More grenades?"

[They throw grenades at her, they have $66.51]

Glenn: "Buy Explode at Mouse and you would become rich!"

Six months after Joshua and friends have rented a hotel
[Joshua and company are at their suite]

Joshua: "Any plans, guys?"

Ron: "I know, maybe we could scam your family, Joshua. THEN WE ARE RICH! I WANT A GOBSTOPPER FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Joshua: "Cool, man!"

Xandra: "Can we play Call of Duty: Black Ops? I am very bad at video games, but we shall give it a try."

Joshua: "We have Wii U and CoD: BO 2. All set, gang!"

[Joshua plugs in the Wii U console, inserts the Black Ops disk, and turns the console on]

20 minutes later
[A bell hopper shows up]

Bell hopper: "Mr. Jurtin, your room service bill."

[Collin gets a bill with "Grounding ~ $1000, Stealing Threat ~ $1000, Juritin Family Member ~ $1000"]

Collin: "$3000?!?!?!"

June: "Plus tax?!"

Xandra: "Pay up!"

Collin: "I don't have enough money. $3000 is too much."

June: "I need more money too. As a matter of fact, I still need Supernanny! This time, she's not alone."

One month before Jo comes back to the Juritin doorstep
Collin: "How are we going to pay off this bill?"

Xandra: "Cash or charge!"

Collin: "JOSHUA, GET OVER HERE! I'LL PAY NOTHING! GET OVER HERE NOW! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SPENDING WHOLE MONTHS WITHOUT YOUR FAMILY! YOU NEED TO BALANCE IT OUT!"

[Joshua tosses alcoholic drinks out the window forcing Collin to get into them]