Friezalie Family 2022 Christmas

Meeting Pearl the Elf on the Shelf
Austin: "Kids, your mother and I have a special guest!"

[The kids come down]

Ava: (rolling her eyes) "Oh brother..."

Miguel: "Who is it?"

Ximena: "Yeah, who?"

Vanessa: "This is..." (pulls out a pink elf) "Pearl, the elf on the shelf!"

Ximena: "Yay!"

Miguel: "Pearl? She looks pretty cute!"

Ava: "Wow, an elf to bring in the holiday cheer. How exciting."

Austin: "Ava, stop with that sarcastic attitude. Anyway, Pearl came from the North Pole and is Santa's helper. Her mission is to check on your behavior. Every night, she'll magically fly back to the North Pole and tell Santa what you were doing that day, both good and bad things. Remember, she is watching your every move, so make sure that you're on your best behavior."

Writing Letters to Santa
[The kids are writing letters]

Time to Open Presents and Look in Stockings
Grandma Isabella: "Yoo-hoo! Wake up, it's Christmas morning!"

[The kids get up and rush downstairs toward the Christmas tree]

[Ava just finds a note reading "Dear Ava, Pearl the Elf told me that you were very naughty this year. You tormented your younger siblings, swore a lot, threw tantrums fit for toddlers, damaged property, and disobeyed your parents. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Ava: "Grrrrr! I DESERVED PRESENTS!"

[Miguel opens his presents]

Miguel: "Woo-hoo! I got a rock collection box, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse on Blu-ray, a Nintendo Switch and the games Super Mario Odyssey, Pokémon: Let's Go Eevee!, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and Yoshi's Crafted World, and a silver RipStik!"

[Ximena opens her presents]

Ximena: "Yippee! I got the old Rugrats seasons 1-9 on DVD, Rugrats action figures, a Tommy Pickles plush, a Chuckie Finster plush, and Rugrats t-shirts!

[Ava heads to her stocking]

Ava: "There better be presents in my stocking."

[Ava looks into her stocking, but finds coal]

Ava: "Coal? Are you fucking kidding me?"

[Miguel looks into his stocking]

Miguel: "Awesome! I got Hershey's chocolate bars, a glow-in-the-dark ball, a gift card to Burger King, a pair of sunglasses, a SpongeBob keychain, and a small bag of gummy bears!"

[Ximena looks into her stocking]

Ximena: "Yay! I got a bag of Skittles, a wind up penguin toy, a gift card to Walmart, a sheet of Rugrats stickers, a rabbit hair clip, and pens!"