Phillips Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Annie helps out the Phillips Family."

Lisa (to Andrea): "SHUT UP YOU ELEPHANT!"

Amanda (to Lois): "GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU NERD!"

Wendy (to James): "BURN IN (bleep), BALDY!"

Announcer: "Three teenage girls named Lisa, Amanda and Wendy respectively make fun of their older sister Emily for being pregnant with a baby, their mother Andrea for being obese, their father Stuart for being anorexic, their maternal grandmother Lois for wearing glasses and their maternal grandfather James for losing all of his hair due to cancer 60 years ago."

Submission Real
???: "Hi! I'm Andrea and I work as a student for the Obese Program for obese adults."

???: "I'm Stuart and I'm a bankteller at Chase."

???: "I'm Emily and I work as a teacher for kids who have autism."

Andrea: "We have 3 teenage girls who makes our lives miserable. Lisa who is 17, Amanda who is 15 and Wendy who is 13."

Lisa: "Emily looks like she has a giant egg in her stomach!"

Amanda: "Mommy is a 612 pound loser! You know what, if she ever stands on a balance scale, she will break it!"

Wendy: "Dad is a nosepicker!"

Lisa: "Grandma is a four-eyes! Four-eyes!"

Wendy: "Grandpa is a baldy! Grandpa is a baldy!"

Stuart: "The three girls got expelled from many school. Lisa got expelled from 5, Amanda got expelled from 10 and Wendy got expelled from 3."

Andrea: "They make fun of me for being obese, their father for being anorexic, their grandmother for wearing glasses, their grandfather for being bald and their older sister for being pregnant with a baby."

[Amanda spits on Andrea's face like a camel]

Andrea: "Don't you dare spit on me Amanda! You're 15 years old!"

Amanda: "I don't care, you elephant!"

Andrea: "Stop calling me names."

Emily: "Supernanny, we need your help."

Introduction
[Annie knocks on the door]

[A 612 pound woman comes in]

Annie: "Hi, you must be Andrea."

Andrea: "I tried many faculties to lose weight to prevent my Wendy, Lisa and Amanda from making fun of me but none of them work."