Liver Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
???: "Hi, we're the Liver family."

Caroline: "We moved from Boise, Idaho after my kids got kicked out of numerous schools."

Observation begins
Caroline: "Hanukkah was ruined, courtesy of the kids."

Jo: "How was Hanukkah ruined?"

Caroline: "Let me explain to you, Jo. Regan climbed up the table and blew out the candles on the menorah during the 5th day, so I had to light them again. Marie replaced the dreidel with a top that has foul language on it."

Martin vs. Jo
Martin: "Shut up, you...lousy, filthy b****!"

Jo: "This language will not be tolerated and that is unacceptable."

Martin: "Get...lost, you f***ing idiot!"

Caroline: "Martin Kevin Liver!"

Bye-bye-karvol Technique
Jo: "I explained to Caroline the Bye-Bye Karvol technique because Brendan and the twins still have Karvol, but they are beyond 10 years old!"

Jo: "Mariah, Martin, and Brendan, will you 3 come over here for a minute, please?"

Martin: "What is it?"

Jo: "You guys are older than 10 years old. So I am replacing the Karvol you each have with bottles of medicine that help heal colds whenever you have them."