Hans Dano

Biography
Hans Dano (born December 4, 2023) is one of the adoptive sons of Jenny and Jonathan Dano. He was born in Frankfurt, Germany.

Family Tree

 * Father: Jonathan Dano (1991-)
 * Mother: Jenny Dano (née: Wattson) (1990-)
 * Brothers: Ali Dano (2012-), Toshio Dano (2015-), Hugo Dano (2020-), Joan Dano (2022-), Mario Dano (2026-), Lucas Dano (2029-), Frank Dano (2030-), Night Dano (2031-), Apu Dano (2032-), Bob Dano (2034-)
 * Sisters: Aini Dano (2012-), Mei Dano (2018-), Jeanne Dano (2021-), Mi-Yung Dano (2023-), Aen-Min Dano (2025-), Kim Dano (2025-), Day Dano (2031-), Sunday Dano (2031-), Shawna Dano (2033-), Frita Dano (2035-), Anastasia Dano (2035-), Chia Dano (2035-)
 * Sisters-in-Law: Allison Grimes (2013-)
 * Nieces: Akma Dano (2028-), Baozhai Dano
 * Aunts: Avery Dano (1993-), Celeste Benes-Dano (1994-)
 * Uncles: Nigel Dano (1992-)
 * Cousins: Danny Wattson, Dots Wattson, Ella Wattson, Preston Dano, Betty-Jo Dano, Regan Wattson, Kayla Dano
 * Grandmothers: Linda Dano (née: Simon) (1959-), Dorothy Lee Wattson (née Krämer) (1957-)
 * Grandfathers: Arthur Dano (1958-), Alfredo Wattson (1956-)

Trivia

 * His full name is Hans Wolfgang Dano
 * He receives birches and coal for Christmas 2029
 * He was expelled from 4 schools
 * 1) Alaya Pre-School & Kindergarten for bullying other children
 * 2) Boulder Waldorf Kindergarten for sexual misconduct on a 15-year old part timer
 * 3) Shining Mountain Waldorf School for flushing cherry bombs down the toilet in the boys' bathroom
 * 4) Blue Sky Kindergarten for setting the teacher's car on fire
 * He is susceptible to motion sickness
 * His favorite ice cream flavor is Spaghetti and Cheese.