Doris Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny...

Teddy: I don't want to take a bath!

Josephine: Yes you are.

Announcer: Gloria visits a family who needs help with their five uncontrollable kids.

[Banjo pees outside]

Josephine: Banjo, no!

Banjo: You Motherf***er!

Announcer: They kick and hit.

[Kara hits Sue Ellen and kicks Orla]

Announcer: They refuse to take a bath.

Will: I'm not taking a bath!

Michael: Yes you are get in the tub.

Announcer: They shout bad words.

Banjo: F*** YOU!

Teddy: NO B****!

Announcer: They go to the bathroom outside in instead of the toilet.

[Teddy poops outside]

Josephine: That's gross Teddy!

Announcer: Can Gloria fix this before it's too late?

Observation Begins
[Gloria knocks on the door]

[Josephine and Michael answer it]

Gloria: Hi how are you.

Josephine: We're doing good.

Michael: Hey kids come down and meet Gloria.

All kids: Okay.

Gloria: Hey guys how are you?

Sue Ellen: Good.

Orla: Good.

Ryan: Good.

Kara: Good.

Simon: Good.

Will: Good.

Teddy: Good.

Tony: Good.

Banjo: Good.

Gloria: You kids are so funny.

Ryan: Yeah.

Gloria: It isn't long before Teddy started pooping outside.

[Teddy poops outside]

Teddy: Ha ha! I'm pooping.

Sue Ellen: Mom look what Teddy's doing.

Josephine: That's gross Teddy!

Michael: We need to go wipe your butt and after that you are going in the Naughty Chair.

[Josephine wipes Teddy's butt with toilet paper]

Josephine: Disgusting gross!

[Josephine carries Teddy to the Naughty Chair]

Josephine: Sit here for 5 minutes and your Barney plush is in toy jail.

[Josephine confiscates Teddy's Barney plush by depositing it in the toy time out box]

Teddy: STUPID B****!

Gloria: As Teddy was in the Naughty Chair, Kara decided to kick off when Josephine was telling her to do something.

Josephine: Kara can you come here please?

Kara: NO!

Josephine: Don't talk back to me missy!

Kara: I can if I want to.

Josephine: You're going on the Naughty Square.

Kara: No I'm not.

[Josephine puts Kara on the Naughty Square]

Josephine: Stay here for 4 minutes and your Elsa doll is in toy jail.

Kara: I WANT ELSA BACK!

Josephine: Too late you lost her.

[Josephine confiscates Kara's Elsa doll by depositing it in the toy time out box]

Gloria: As Kara did her time Teddy escaped.

Teddy: Ha ha!

Josephine: Get back here!

Teddy: NO!

Josephine: Now you lost your Puppy Dog Pals Bingo plush.

[Teddy hits Josephine]

Josephine: Now you lost your Super Soaker Monster.

[Josephine places Teddy back on the Naughty Chair and confiscates his Bingo plush and Super Soaker Monster by depositing them in the toy time out box]

4 minutes later...

Michael: Kara, why mommy placed you here is because you talked back to her. You owe her an apology.

Kara: Sorry mommy.

Josephine: Thank you. Give me a hug and kiss.

1 minute later...

Josephine: Teddy, why mommy placed on the Naughty Chair is that you pooped outside. Can I have an apology?

Teddy: Sorry mommy.

Josephine: Thank you. Give me a hug and kiss.

Gloria: So what schools did Kara, Teddy, Will, Simon, and Banjo get kicked out in?

Josephine: Well Kara recently got kicked out of preschool for back talking her teacher and making a mess with glue instead of participating in the class and Teddy, Will, Banjo, and Simon got kicked out of Elementary School for beating up other students, beating up teachers, and pooping outside during recess.

Gloria: My word. What holidays we're ruined?

Michael: Halloween which was ruined because Teddy, Will, Simon, and Banjo took off their Elmo costumes and ran around naked.

Gloria: Oh dear.

Josephine: Thanksgiving was ruined because the quadruplet boys had a huge food fight with their cousins.

Gloria: Omg.

Michael: Christmas was horrible the quadruplet boys hogged up all of the cookies, stole Kara's, Tony's, Ryan's, Orla's, Sue Ellen's, and their cousins presents, and more. Easter was also ruined because of the quadruplet boys behavior. Kara and Tony did not ruin any holidays because she is a good girl most of the time.

Gloria: Oh my lord.

House Rules
Gloria: "This third rule applies to you boys...pee and poo belong in the loo."

Naughty Chair
Gloria: Michael was about to give Teddy, Banjo, Will, and Simon a bath but they refused.

Michael: Bath time.

Teddy: NO!

Will: I'm not taking a bath!

Michael: Yes you are get in the tub.

Simon: NO WAY!

Banjo: Baths are for babies!

Michael: Baths are not for babies.

Teddy: We are still not!

Michael: You will go to the Naughty Chair if you four keep it up. Now get in the tub.

[Teddy and Simon get in the tub]

Gloria: Teddy and Simon got in the tub but Will and Banjo escaped.

Josephine: Will and Banjo it is bath time.

Will and Banjo: F*** YOU SUCKER!

Josephine: That's it! Naughty Chair for you both.

[Josephine sits Will and Banjo on their own Naughty Chairs]

Josephine: You two sit here for 5 minutes and your Buzz Lightyear and Thomas the Tank Engine are in toy jail.

[Josephine confiscates Will's Buzz Lightyear and Banjo's Thomas the Tank Engine by depositing them in the toy time-out box]

5 minutes later...

Josephine: Why I placed you here was when you refused to take a bath. Can I have an apology?

Will and Banjo: Sorry.

Josephine: Thank you [hugs her sons]

[Will and Banjo goes in the bathroom and jumps in the tub]

Garage Sale Weekend
Gloria: Today we decided to do a garage sale.

[Sue Ellen is her room sorting all her dolls]

Sue Ellen: Okay which dolls should I sell. Maybe my Princess Bride Barbie.

[Sue Ellen deposits her Princess Bride Barbie in the garage sale box]

[Orla walks in her room]

Orla: Sue Ellen, do you need some help?

Sue Ellen: Sure!

Orla: Okay, let's focus on the dolls you want to keep and sell.

Sue Ellen: Sounds good. I might give away all my Bratz dolls since I don't like Bratz anymore which i'm into Lalaloopsy dolls now.

[In the garage sale box we see tons of dolls including Bratz, some of Monster High, Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake, and My Little Pony toys]

Sue Ellen: Okay my dolls are all sorted let's go sort all your dolls Orla, let me go to the garage sale table to put my dolls on it first, and I'll be right there.

Orla: Okay.

Gloria: Sue Ellen and Orla are working together to sort their dolls.

[Sue Ellen and Orla are now sorting Orla's dolls]

Orla: Sue Ellen, do you want this Lalaloopsy doll i'm not into Lalaloopsy anymore.

Sue Ellen: Sure!

[Orla gives her the Lalaloopsy doll]

Sue Ellen: I don't have this one yet! What's her name?

Orla: Suzette La Sweet.

Sue Ellen: Awesome I'll go put her with the others.

5 minutes later...

Orla: Time to put my dolls on the garage sale table.

Ryan: Hi Orla!

Orla: Hi Ryan! Did you get your stuff sorted?

Ryan: Yes I did! All the toys I don't play with anymore.

In the boys' room...

Teddy: I want to keep all of my toys!

Josephine: You can't keep all of them. That'll take up all the space.

Banjo: Yeah we can!

Simon: Yeah let's us!

Will: Let us keep them all!

Josephine: No. What about those baby books and toys you've outgrown?

Tony: We love baby books!

Josephine: Boys you are too old for baby books.

[The boys put the toys and books they've outgrown in the cardboard box]

Meanwhile in Kara's room...

Kara: Dad can I keep all my dolls?

Michael: No Kara you can't keep all of them but you can keep some.

Kara: Okay dad.

[Kara deposits all the dolls she does not want anymore in a cardboard box]

Michael: Nice work now go put the dolls outside.

Kara: Sure.

[Kara goes outside and sits the dolls on the table beside Sue Ellen's dolls]

Sue Ellen: Nice work Kara!

[The boys come out with their books and toys they've outgrown and sat them on the table]

[Michael and Josephine come out with their stuff and sit them on the table]

Jo: The garage sale will be a hit.

Josephine: Okay let's get pricing.

Kara: How much for the Barbie dolls?

Josephine: A dollar each.

Kara: Okay.

[Kara grabs all the Barbie dolls and puts a one dollar sticker on each one]

Josephine: Good job Kara! Okay Sue Ellen, Lalaloopsy dolls will be three dollars each.

Sue Ellen: Okay mom I'll get to that right now.

[Sue Ellen gathers all the Lalaloopsy dolls and puts a three dollar sticker on each one]

Josephine: Great job Sue Ellen! Orla, I have a hard one for you. You have to label the Monster High dolls one dollar and the My Little Pony brushables fifty cents each.

Orla: All righty!

[Orla first picks up the Monster High dolls and puts a one dollar sticker on each one and then she picks up the My Little Pony brushables and labels them with a fifty cent sticker]

Josephine: Good work Orla!

Gloria: After the pricing was finished all the toys had their own box.

[All the kids' toys are each in their own box]

Sue Ellen: I sure hope the My Little Pony brushables sell quickly.

Michael: I'm sure they will Sue Ellen. You never know.

[Michael then puts up some garage sale signs on each street]

Gloria: It was time for the garage sale to begin.

[We see lots of people walking around the sale]

[A blonde little girl picks up a Pinkie Pie brushable, Applejack brushable, and a Fluttershy brushable]

The blonde girl's mom: Would you like those?

The blonde little girl: Yeah they're fifty cents.

The blonde girl's mom: Okay let's pay for them.

[After they payed a dollar fifty]

Sue Ellen: Have a nice day!

The blonde girl's mom: You too!

[The blonde little girl and her mom leave]

[We see a brunette little girl looking admiring to the Lalaloopsy dolls]

Orla: You sure like those dolls don't you.

The brunette little girl: Yes!

Orla: That's awesome! I don't play with those anymore.

[The brunette little girl picks a Lalaloopsy doll named Toffee Cocoa Cuddles]

The brunette little girl: This one is pretty and I don't have her.

Orla: Okay that will be three dollars.

[The brunette little girl hands Orla three dollars]

Orla: Thank you have a nice day and enjoy your new doll.

The brunette little girl: You too! Mom look what I got with my own money!

The brunette girl's mom: That's awesome! Let's go home and introduce her to your other Lalaloopsy dolls.

[The brunette little girl and her mom leave]

Teddy: Let's crash the garage sale!

Michael: No let's not!

8 minutes later...

Orla: Yes! I made twenty four dollars already!

Josephine: You did?

Orla: Yes I sold Toffee Cocoa Cuddles and I also sold Jewel Sparkles, Sweetie Candy Ribbon, Dot Starlight, Mango Tiki Wiki, and Peanut Big Top.

Josephine: That's great!

Sue Ellen: I sold nine of my Barbie dolls and seven My Little Pony brushables and made twelve dollars and fifty cents.

Josephine: That's awesome!

Onward
Gloria: After the garage sale the boys except Ryan who is well behaved and Simon all played up.

Teddy: [throws his Nerf basketball at Josephine]

Josephine: Teddy! Stop throwing things at me!

Teddy: Ha ha!

Josephine: Naughty Chair for you! And your Nerf basketball is in toy jail.

[Josephine sits Teddy on the Naughty Chair and confiscates his Nerf basketball by depositing it in the toy timeout box]

[Banjo and Will go in Sue Ellen's room and knock over all her Lalaloopsy dolls one by one]

Sue Ellen: Mom the boys are in my room!!

Josephine: BOYS! Get out of her room and now you lost your Elmo and Barney plush!

Banjo and Will: [sing song] Kiss my butt kiss my butt!

Josephine: [spanks them and puts them on the Naughty Chair] Sit your butts here for 5 minutes and your Elmo and Barney are in toy jail.

5 minutes later...

Josephine: Teddy, you placed on the Naughty Chair because you threw your basketball at me and Will and Banjo you we're placed here because you messed up Sue Ellen's room and sung kiss my butt at me. Can I have an apology?

Teddy, Banjo, and Will: Sorry!

Josephine: Thank you. *hugs the boys*

Gloria: After the Banjo and Will apologized Kara was attacking her older sisters.

[Kara hits Sue Ellen and kicks Orla]

Sue Ellen: Kara stop it!

Kara: Oh shut up. you're named after one of the Arthur characters.

Sue Ellen: But my name is unique.

Orla: Don't kick me!

Kara: You girls want to be attacked? I'll show you girls!

[Kara then attacks Sue Ellen and Orla]

Sue Ellen: That does it! Dad get in here right now!

Orla: Yes, Kara is going haywire!

Michael: KARA MADISON DORIS! Naughty Square NOW!

Kara: No!

Michael: [carries Kara to the Naughty Square]

Kara: LET GO!

Michael: [sits Kara on the Naughty Square] Your Rapunzel, Aurora, and Ariel dolls are in toy jail now.

[Michael confiscates Kara's Rapunzel, Aurora, and Ariel dolls]

Kara: Hmph!

4 minutes later...

Josephine: Kara, why daddy placed you on the Naughty Square is you attacked Sue Ellen and Orla. Not to mention saying Sue Ellen was named after a character from Arthur. May me, Sue Ellen, and Orla have an apology?

Kara: Sorry.

Josephine: I accept your apology now do the same to Sue Ellen and Orla.

Kara: Sorry Sue Ellen and Orla.

Sue Ellen: We forgive you.

Orla: Yeah.

Ice Cream Social
Michael: Sue Ellen, Orla Elena, Ryan Daniel, Tony Miles, Kara Madison, Simon Paul, Teddy Mitchell, Banjo Carson, and Will Tyler today we are going to an ice cream social with your aunt and cousins.

Sue Ellen/Orla/Ryan/Tony/Kara/Simon/Teddy/Banjo/Will: Yay!

Josephine: Also remember to be on your best behavior.

Sue Ellen/Orla/Ryan/Tony/Kara/Simon/Teddy/Banjo/Will: We will be on our best behavior.

Michael: Okay everybody in the van.

Gloria: Once we arrived there it was time for the kids to pick ice cream.

Josephine: Okay kids pick your ice cream and Aunt Lucy will get it for you.

Sue Ellen: Vanilla please.

Orla: Mint please.

Ryan: Chocolate please.

Kara: Cotton Candy please.

Tony: Cookie Dough please.

Simon, Will, Banjo, and Teddy: WE WANT POO POO ICE CREAM!

Josephine: Boys do not say those words and it is not an ice cream flavor it's chocolate. Besides if you keep this up we will go home and you all will be in the Naughty Chair.

Simon, Will, Banjo and Teddy: No no no no no no!

Josephine: RIGHT! Hailey, can you watch over Sue Ellen, Orla, Ryan, Kara and Tony? I'll be right back, me and Michael got take these brats home.

Aunt Hailey: Sure thing!

Josephine: Great! Come on boys, to the car you go!

Simon, Will, Banjo and Teddy: No!

Michael: Yes! Let's go now!

[In the car]

Josephine: This will be the LAST ice cream social that you boys went to! Me and your father are sick of you boys ruining everything and misbehaving!

Banjo: So? We like ruin stuff!

Teddy: Yeah! [takes off his shoes and throws them]

Josephine: TEDDY! DON'T THROW YOUR SHOES AT THE WINDOW WHILE YOUR FATHER IS DRIVINGQ

Teddy: Don't care!

Will: Yeah it was funny!

Simon: Got that right!

Michael: No it's not, when we get home, You boys will go straight to the Naughty Chair!

TBC