Kirochu Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Annoncer: "Tonight On Supernanny..."

[Anna screams]

Annoncer: "Jo visits the family with the most badly behaved child ever and 1 grandchild."

Anna: "I want to beat up that lady,"

Orla: "No you don't,"

Annoncer: "And hitting her sister."

[Anna hits Tariko]

Tariko: "I feel a bit left out because of Anna's behavior."

Annoncer: "Will the disrespection continue or will Jo get Anna to change her ways?"

Anna: "Supernanny is gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "i am in England in the town of Pudsey, let's see what family we have here."

???: "Hi i'm Orla, and i'm a stay at home mom."

???: "And i'm James, and I work at a car company. I work 6 days a week."

???: "Hi, i'm Ji min I'm their oldest daughter i just turned 18 and i'm from South Korea."

Orla: "We have 4 beautiful children who came into our family through adoption. Ji min's twin brother Ji woong just turned 18 and he is from South Korea, Tariko will be 11 in a few days she came from Japan, and Anna Just Turned 6 and she is from Russia and our grandchild Baby Ji kwong is a newborn and lived for a fortnight and is from South Korea."

James: "Anna is a spoiled child; she hits her 2 sisters who are well behaved, snatches toys from baby Ji Kwong and hits her niece, who is well behaved as well. All of them know how to speak English. Anna got expelled from 10 different schools. To tell the truth, I really do not know about those schools because Orla won't tell me."

Orla: "Also Ji woong has an eating disorder and his stomach is quite swollen from how much he ate but he looks extremley thin we are worried about him."

Anna: "(Bleep) you! mother(bleep)er!"

Orla: "Anna will swear, backtalk, ruin the holidays or special occasions, refuse to eat her vegetables and hit her brother and sisters."

[Anna Hitting Ji Woong]

Ji woong: "Ow! stop it!"

James: "She will also hit Ji Kwong."

[Anna hits Ji Kwong]

[Ji Kwong cries]

Ji min: "Please be nice around your niece, she's only a baby."

Anna: "No she's not, she's a big girl."

Ji min: "No, your the big girl, and Ji Kwong's a baby."

Tariko: "My little sister is not being a good girl; she won't share her toys with me."

Ji woong: "She hits baby Ji Kwong."

Ji min: "Ji Kwong's only a baby."

Tariko, Ji woong, and Ji min: "Supernanny we need you now!"

Jo: "I'm on my way!"

Observation Begins
Jo:"Hello, you must be Orla."

Orla:"Please, do come on in. Okay, Tariko came home from Japan year ago we got her from Osaka adoption centre she was 9 at the time, The Twins came home from South Korea which is my favorite country 4 years ago i went Seoul adoption centre with James and we got the Twins they were 14 at the time, Anna came home from Russia 6 years ago. We got her from Moscow Adoption centre she was 5 at the time."

[Jo sees Ji kwong]

Jo: "Hello, sweetie,"

Orla: "Yes, this is my adoptive granddaughter, Ji kwong. Ji min got pregnant at 17 and had her when after 4 days after turning 18. We adopted her and Ji Woong at 14, Tariko was 9, and Anna was 5."

Ji min: "Hi. You must be Jo. My twin brother is in a room with Tariko."

Ji min: "I was happy when I saw Jo; I could not believe my eyes."

Jo: "Okay."

[Jo enters a room to notice a starved-looking 18 year old boy and a 10-year old watching TV]

Jo: "When i saw Ji woong. i was like 'is he starving?' i couldn't tell if he was hungry or or if it is weight but he was tall for an 18-year old."

Jo: "Hi, you must be Tariko. I'm Jo-Jo."

Tariko: "Hi Jo-Jo. Nice to meet you."

Ji woong: "Hi."

Jo: "Wait, where's Anna?"

Ji woong: "She is grounded for a month."

Jo: "Why?"

Tariko: "She stole all my Pokemon DVDs and shoplifted at Asda!"

Jo: "What did she steal?"

Tariko: "Oh, some pudsey bears."

Jo: "Can I see her?"

Tariko: "Sure, but be careful; she throws T.Y. beanie babies at you if you come in her room."

Tariko: "I was happy when i saw Jo-Jo."

[Jo comes in Anna's room]

Anna: (sneering) "Hi there (bleep) face you (bleep) you piece of (bleep)!"

[Anna throws her T.Y. beanie babies at Jo]

Tariko: "See?"

Jo: "I do not want you to use that kind of language! Those are not very nice words to say."

Anna: "(bleep) you mother(bleeper)!"

Jo: "It was absolutely disgusting! Where did that 6-year-old hear such words like that?"

Ji woong: "Also i have a laceration on my neck after Anna stabbed with a knife it was 6 days ago so my mom made me wear a bandanna to cover it and Anna also stabbed me in the stomach making me wear a sleeveless vest to stop the bleeding"

Jo: "How did she get that knife?"

Ji woong: "She got it from the kitchen and went into my room and stabbed me in the stomach then in the neck with it."

Jo: "I cannot believe what I just heard was that a 6-year old Russian girl stabbed an 18-year old South Korean teenage boy in the neck and stomach. That's just disgusting!."

Observation Continues
[Anna Hits Ji kwong]

[Ji kwong cries]

Ji min: "ANNA YAKI KIROCHU YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO HIT JI KWONG!"

Anna: "BAD JI KWONG!"

Ji min: "She did not do anything!"

Anna: "Yes she did she broke my monster high doll"

Ji min: "She's only little and your the big---"

Anna: "SHE'S A BIG GIRL NOW.!"

Ji min: "SHE ONLY LIVED FOR (Covers Ji kwong's ears) A (bleep)ING FORTNIGHT!"

[Ji min and Anna's arguing lasts 6 hours]

[In Tariko's room she is having a tea party with her Pokemon Plushies]

Tariko: "Huh?"

[Tariko clutches her Azelf plush in fright]

Tariko: "I heard my sister's fighting throughout the corridor when i was playing tea party with my pokemon plush."

Jo: "I Cannot believe what i just heard a 6-year old Russian girl and a 18-year old South Korean woman fighting over a 2-week old Sorth Korean girl which is Ji min's daughter

The Thought Box
Jo:: "For the Twins and Tariko i made a Thought box for them for their mother and father."

Kirochu Family Issues
Orla:"Anna i want you to finish your cauliflower."

Ji woong: "Mom i have a carrot allergy!"

Orla: "Sorry dear"

[Orla throws the carrots out]

Anna: "I DON'T LIKE THAT! IT TASTES LIKE (bleep)!"

Orla: "Anna, I do not want that lanugauge for Ji kwong to hear!"

Ji woong: "The only foods that Anna likes are Hot dogs, Candy, Birthday Cake, Wedding Cake, Chicken nuggets, Ice cream, Cheese Pancakes, Cookies, Pizza, Hamburgers and Chocolate I mean i hate all these foods because i just want to be healthy but i like chocolate ice cream and Patbingsu and Chinese food."

'''Ji min: "The foods Anna dislike are Avacadoes, Peas, Tomatoes, Cauliflower, Patbingsu, Chinese food, and Milk i mean i hate all these execpt the Milk and Patbingsu." '''

Anna: "Mummy, you're a (bleep)!"

[Anna shows Orla her fist closed with her middle finger extended]

Jo: "I cannot believe that a 6-year old just called her mother a bad word and gave her the middle finger. That's just disgusting!"

[Orla spanks Anna with her hand]

Orla: "NO! You do not do that!"

Anna: "MUMMY! GO DIE MUMMY!"

Orla: "YOU DO NOT FLIP MOMMY OFF! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

Parent Meeting
James: "As I work 6 days a week, I come home on a Sunday."

Orla: "Yeah. Okay, I will tell you."

[Orla hands Jo a list of the schools Anna has been expelled from
 * 1) Kings primary school for using bad words
 * 2) Little princess school for trying to kill her teacher
 * 3) Petersburg primary for stealing pudsey bear plushies that were raffle prizes in a school carnival
 * 4) St. John's primary for flashing her privates to her classmates
 * 5) St. James catholic school for making a 16-17 year old class watch disgusting videos and Ji min was there at the time she was 17
 * 6) St. Mary's primary for replacing money with cherry bombs on the collection plate
 * 7) St. Carius primary for shoplifting 18 £6 pudsey bear plushes on a shopping trip to ASDA
 * 8) St. Peter's primary for saying The F word in front of the nursery
 * 9) Farland school for Girls for peeing on the school work
 * 10) St. Carl's for bullying 5 of her classmates because all 5 of those classmates won a pudsey bear in the school children in need carnival raffle and she didn't

Jo: "That behavior's got to stop."

Orla: "I know, we're starting to run out of schools that she is not expelled from."

Jo: "Let's talk about the language. I mean, where on Earth does he hear such words like that?"

Orla: "Umm...I believe that she learned that language from Ji Woong's classmates."

Jo: "Have you taught her that that kind of language is innapropriate?"

Orla: "I did not; I barely said any bad words"

House Rules
Jo: "Okay, I am going to introduce some house rules."

[Anna yawns]

Jo: "No bullying."

Anna: "If you ask me, I think rules are stupid."

Jo: "No shoplifting from stores."

Anna: "That's not fair."

Jo: "No stealing from collection plates in school; as a matter of fact, no stealing, period."

Jo: "No hurting others."

Jo: "No going pee-pee anywhere but the toilet."

Jo: "No swearing."

Anna: "Worst rules ever."

Jo: "You must eat your vegetables."

[Anna Yawns]

Jo: "Forgive others as you would want to be forgiven."

[Anna covers her ears saying la la lala]

Anna: "I can't hear you."

Jo: "Anna, stop it."

Orla: "Anna, do not interrupt Jojo."

Anna: "NO!"

[Anna snatches the pen of Jo and vandalizes the couch and writes inappropriate words down]

Orla: "Anna you do not vandalize the couch and the floor."

[Jo points at a seated couch]

Jo: "That is the naughty couch."

[Orla picks up Anna and puts her on the Naughty Couch]

Orla: "Plus, your Bugs Bunny is in toy jail!"

Anna: "I WANNNT BUUGGGGGGGGGS BUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!"

[Orla puts Anna's Bugs Bunny plush toy in the toy time out box]

Jo: "You stay there until it is okay to get up, do you understand?"

Anna: "Drop dead!"

Orla: "Anna, you do not say that in front of us."

Anna: "Go to (bleep)!"

Naughty Couch Technique
Jo: "When Orla went to a parent-Teachers Confrence

Tariko: "Mom, mind if I get some apple juice?"

Orla: "Okay. I am going to Ji woong's school for a parent-teacher confrence about why he writes his name in Korean Plus Ji min is will look after you"

[Orla Gives Tariko the Apple juice and Tariko goes in her room]

Tariko: "さようなら" (Translation: Bye)

Orla: "あなたを参照してください、親愛なる. " (Translation: See you, dear)

[Orla walks out the door with Ji woong]

[Tariko puts sixteen pokemon Plush dolls on sixteen chairs]

Tariko: "Today we are going to play Tea Party"

Anna: [Peeking from the door at a distance away from Tariko and whispering] "I will take one of those off her but it will take me 100000 years."

[Anna hides behind one of the pokemon plush]

[Tariko is having a tea party with her plush dolls, Azelf, Mesprit, Uxie, Pikachu, Plusle, Minun, Mew, Vaporeon, Flareon, Jolteon, Eevee, Umbreon, Espeon, Leafeon, Glaceon and Raichu.]

Tariko: "Would you please excuse me, I'll be right back."

[Tariko leaves the table]

[A hand reaches out and grabs Azelf from its chair]

Anna: "Heheheh, she would not know I took her Azelf."

[Anna runs back to her room]

[Tariko returns with a teapot and some fruit juice]

Tariko: "Would you like some Fruit--Wait, where is Azelf?"

Jo: "It wasn't long before Anna stole Tariko's Azelf plush toy."

Tariko: "Anna, can I have my Azelf plush back please?"

Anna: "No!"

Tariko: "JI MIN!"

Ji min: "What, what is it?"

Tariko: "ANNA WON'T GIVE ME MY AZELF PLUSH!"

Ji min: "Anna, give it to her."

Anna: "No!"

[Anna tears off the Azelf plush doll's head]

Jo: "And then she beheaded the plush doll.

Ji min: "Anna why did you do that? that was so mean of you!"

Anna: [scoffs] "You know she has over 700 Pokemon plushies, she can play with her other 699 plushies!"

Tariko: "ANNA KILLED MY AZELF PLUSH!"

Anna: "GO PLAY WITH YOUR DUMB OLD PIKACHU!"

Tariko: "Anna destroyed my favorite toy!"

Ji min: "You know what? You just gave yourself a trip to the Naughty Couch, young lady!"

[Ji min disarms Anna then gives the decapitated Azelf plush doll back to Tariko]

Ji min: "Plus your Peppa Pig doll is in toy jail."

Anna: "I WANT PEPPA PIG!"

[Ji min puts the Peppa Pig doll in the toy time-out box]

Tariko: "MY AZELF! ANNA KILLED MY AZELF!"

[Tariko starts to bawl]

[Ji min places Anna onto the Naughty Couch]

Ji min: "You do not destroy your sister's property."

[Tariko sobs]

Tariko: "Anna killed my Azelf!"

Ji min: "Give it here, I can save Azelf! Let me perform a little surgery."

Tariko: "I just got that Azelf plush for Christmas alongside with my Mesprit and Uxie plush doll but my sister broke my Azelf; I loved that one."

[Ji min takes the decapitated Azelf doll into a room with a sign that reads, "Keep Out, Surgery in Progress"]

[Jo comforts the crying Tariko]

Jo: "Calm down, Tariko, Anna is in time-out now, and your Big sister is going to perform a little surgery to try to save Azelf."

[Ji min is in a room, sewing the Azelf's head back on its body]

Ji min: "And we are good. Surgery complete."

[Ji min steps out of the room with the repaired Azelf plush and goes to Tariko]

Ji min: "Tariko?"

Tariko: "Yes, Ji min?"

Ji min: "The surgery was a complete success, your Azelf is now recovering."

Jo: "[Firm voice] I do not find funny that you think it is okay to behead your sister's Azelf plush It is unacceptable behavior now sit there for 6 minutes!"

[Anna escapes the Naughty Couch and rides her Mongoose Lake Girls' bike]

Ji min: "Anna, come back inside!"

Anna: "So long, suckers! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Ji min: "ANNA GET BACK HERE BEFORE I SELL ALL OF YOUR MONSTER HIGH DOLLS ON eBAY! YOU CAN KISS THEM ANNYEONGHI! "

Jo: "I was like, 'eBay?!'"

Jo: "What do you mean, sell your sister's dolls on eBay?"

Ji min: "I do this at times if Anna Misbehaves. Besides, she threatened Tariko that she would sell Her Mespirit Plush on eBay And she did while Tariko was at school and was grounded for 4 months she was banned from playing with Her Monster High, Barbie and Disney Princess Dolls for 10 whole weeks It took us 3 weeks for it to arrive back here."

Jo: "How is that going to teach her to behave?"

[Anna grumbles as she comes over to Ji min's direction]

Ji min: "Thank you. Now let's go back to the Naughty Couch."

Anna: "I don't wanna go[cries]"

Ji min: "Yes, you do."

Ji min puts Anna on the Naughty Couch]

Anna: "You are such a stupid animal, Ji min!"

Ji min: "If you keep this up, I will double your time to 12 minutes."

[Ji min calmly walks away without a word]

[6 minutes later]

Ji min: "Anna, the reason you were placed here is because you destroyed your sister's property. I need you to apologize to her."

Anna: "Sorry, Tariko."

[Anna hugs Tariko]

Jo: "But Tariko's reaction was not what i had in mind"

[Tariko pushes Anna away from her]

Tariko: "I don't forgive you, why should I?"

[Tariko goes in her room back to playing Tea party with her plush]

Anna: "Ji min, Tariko pushed me away And TARIKO I STILL HATE YOU EVEN MORE!"

Tariko: [Coming from her room] I don't care I hate you too!"

Ji min: "Jo i forgot to mention that Tariko and Anna hate each other and wish each other dead."

Jo: "Why?"

Ji min: "It was a year ago after Tariko turned 10. Anna put a cherry bomb on her birthday cake and it exploded all over her and her friends."

Anna: "I wish you were dead, Tariko!"

Tariko: "Just shut up, Anna."

Anna: "You shut up, you filthy Japanese (bleep)!"

[Anna pushes Tariko down the stairs]

Tariko: "RACIST!"

[Anna and Tariko start attacking each other and pulling each other's hair and hitting each other with toys Tariko is using a Uxie plush while Anna uses her Clawdeen Wolf]

Tariko: "YOU RUSSIAN DIVA!!!!! POKEMON IS BETTER THAN DUMB OLD MONSTER HIGH!"

[Orla comes home with Ji woong]

Anna: "Is not!"

Jo: "Tariko has forgotten the new rule: Forgive others as you want to be forgiven."

Tariko: "I did listen to the rule but i still didn't like Anna."

Tariko: "MOM HELP ME SHE PUSHED ME DOWN STAIRS!"

Anna: "PUT TARIKO ON THE (Bleep) NAUGHTY COUCH FOR INSULTING MONSTER HIGH!"

Jo: "The Naughty Couch is only suitable for Anna not Tariko."

Orla: "Why does my 6-year old like this stupid Monster High, why does she like this dumb old stuff?!"

Orla: "ANNA GET YOUR BUTT ON THE NAUGHTY COUCH ON THE DOUBLE YOUR TIME IS 12 MINUTES!"

[Orla puts Anna on the Naughty Couch and turns to Tariko]

Orla: "And you Tariko i am not mad at you just stay in your room and calm down for a few minutes okay dear and have a nice tea party with your plushies it is like a Calm-Down Zone execpt [Sing-songly] with Pokemon plushies."

Tariko: "Okay Mom."

[Tariko goes to her room to continue her tea party]

Tariko: "It's Okay Azelf I love you now lets continue out tea party!"

Anna: "Hmph!"

Orla: "YOU DO NOT PUSH YOUR SISTER DOWNSTAIRS THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE ANNA, AND IT'S NOT A GAME YOU COULD OF PUT HER IN HOSPITAL!"

Anna: I like Monster High because it's better than stupid, dumb old Pokemon invented by Japanese roaches."

Tariko: "I like Pokemon because it is better than stupid, dumb old Monster High invented by a bunch of dorks. i'd rather watch the Cursed Ring Tape than watch Anna brag that Pokemon sucks, she thinks Monster High is better but it's not."

6 minutes later

Orla: "I would like an apology for you behavior Anna."

Anna: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry!"

Announcer: "Coming up..."

Naughty Couch (Part 2)
Orla: "I would like an apology for you behavior Anna."

Anna: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry!"

Onward
Jo: "Later on that day, it was playtime in the den, then Anna started hitting her niece Ji kwong While Ji min was breastfeeding Ji kwong."

[Ji kwong cries]

Ji min: "Anna, please do not to that to little Ji kwong; be nice around your niece, she's only a baby."

Anna: "No she's not she's a big girl."

Ji min: "No, you're the big girl, Ji kwong's a baby."

[Anna hits Ji kwong again and Ji min grabs her Draculaura doll]

Anna: "Give me back my Draculaura!"

Ji min: "Hey, this is your warning."

Anna: "But she took my Draculaura doll."

Jo: "Put her on the Naughty couch."

[Ji min puts Anna on the Naughty Couch]

Ji min: "Anna Yaki Kirochu, you do not hit baby Ji kwong because that behavior is not acceptable, do you understand? Now stay there for 6 minutes. Plus, your Draculaura doll's going in toy jail."

[Ji Min confiscated Anna's Draculaura doll and places it into the toy time-out box]

6 minutes later

Ji min: "Anna, I put you here for time out because you were hitting Ji kwong. Now say you're sorry to Ji kwong."

Anna: "Sorry, Ji kwong."

[Anna hugs Ji kwong]

At Asda
Orla: "They are no pokemon plushies since they've all sold out. Would you like a large Pudsey Bear instead it is the last one in stock."

[Tariko hugs the pudsey bear}

Tariko: "Yes mom Pudsey looks awesome too bad they don't celebrate Children in need in Japan but they celebrate more fun celebrations."

Jo: "Later on that afternoon, Orla went to Asda to do some shopping to buy Tariko's birthday present, Anna started to play up again; she shoplifted some Yu-Gi-Oh Cards."

Orla: "Anna, put those back! I swear to god!"

[Anna reluctantly puts them back while giving her mother a dirty look but puts some in her Coat pocket]

Orla: "Then, when I got a Pudsey Bear for Tariko, Anna started playing up again because she wanted one too."

Anna: "Mommy can I have a Pudsey Bear?"

Orla: "No, no, I got enough for 1 Pudsey; I don't have enough to buy two plus your birthday will be next year because you just turned 6 a few weeks ago."

Anna: "IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT PUDSEY, I WANT PUDSEY, I WANT PUDSEY!"

Orla: "Anna, stop it right now."

[Anna Runs Off]

[Ji woong catches her]

Ji woong: "Anna, stop it!"

Anna: "Let me go, you animal!"

[Anna kicks Ji Woong's priviate area causing him to fall over while Ji min helps him up]

Ji woong: (Angrily) "Anna, you (bleep)ing diva!"

Ji min: "Ji woong just calm down."

[Ji woong calms down]

[Ji woong gets up]

Ji woong: "Mom help me please!"

[Orla catches Anna]

Orla: "ANNA YAKI KIROCHU! your behavior was embarrassing and disruptive for now on you are going in a trolley when we go to stores next time!"

Security: "Excuse me, sweetheart. Please open your coat and step inside the store."

[Anna reluctantly opens her coat, and reveals that she had stolen a some Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards]

[Orla got home and made sure that Anna and Tariko were seperated]

Jo: "Anna was officialy banned from the store for life. As soon as they got home, Orla put Anna on the Naughty Couch."

Orla: "You are on this Naughty Couch because you kicked your brother in the private area you wandered off. Now stay there for 12 minutes! plus your Snow White is in toy jail!"

Anna: "I hate you and I wish you were dead!"

[Orla consficates Anna's Snow White doll]

12 minutes later

Orla: "You were on here because you kicked your brother in the private area and you wandered off. Now I want you to say sorry."

Anna: "Sorry Mummy."

Orla: "Say sorry to Ji woong."

Anna: "Sorry Ji woong."

Ji woong: "That's okay."

[Anna hugs Ji woong)

Tariko's 11th Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Tariko's 11th birthday party, and she was having a Pokemon-themed party at a local roller skating rink. Her best friend Amanda who was 1 year younger who also likes Pokemon came to play she did not know that Tariko was Japanese."

Amanda: "Happy birthday Tariko Happy Birthday to you!!"

Tariko: "Thanks!"

Amanda: "All your classmates are here!"

Tariko: "I refuse to invite Anna to my party because she ruined my 10th birthday by putting cherry bombs on the cake."

Amanda: "Yeah she ruins everything!"

Tariko: "Plus my mum fixed my Azelf plush after that no-good Anna beheaded it."

[Orla comes in with a Pokemon chocolate cake that says in Japanese Happy birthday Tariko with 11 candles]

Amanda: "Um, what does that mean?"

Orla: "It means Happy Birthday Tariko in Japanese we adopted her from Japan; she is well-behaved."

Amanda: "I Went to Japan once and i got you this."

Tariko: "What is it?"

Amanda: "I Got you an Eevee plush."

Tariko: "THANK YOU!" [Hugs the Eevee]

Amanda: [Smiles] "I'm so glad you like it."

Jo: "And then 5 minutes later, a clown showed up unexpectedly but the twin teens and mom and dad didn't book it."

Clown: "Happy Birthday, Tariko! I'm Wacky the Clown!"

[Wacky the Clown honks a horn and giggles merrily]

[Tariko screams in fear]

Tariko: "ああ!イッツピエロは私を殺すつもり!" (Translation: AH! A CLOWN IT'S GONNA KILL ME!)

Wacky the Clown: "Don't run away. I won't hurt you."

Ji woong and Ji min: "WHO THE (bleep)ING (bleep) BOOKED THE CLOWN? WE DIDN'T BOOK THE FAT (bleep)!"

James and Orla: "You're right we didn't!"

[Tariko and her friends run away from Wacky the clown]

[Tariko hides behind James and Orla]

James: "Who the heck booked you?"

Wacky the Clown: "Umm your 6-year old girl, I think."

James and Orla: "ANNABELLE YAKI KIROCHU!"

Later

James: "Anna, what do you have to say for yourself now?"

Anna: "I'm very sorry...it was only a joke..."

Orla: "Which was not very funny. Now you have doubled your chores for a week."

The Baby Log
Jo: "I made a baby log for the twins For Ji Kwong's bedtime naptime and feeding time"

Jo: "This will make you know about Ji kwong's Feeding time naptime and bedtime"

Ji min: "Okay"

Ji woong: "Cool"

[Jo gives them the baby log]

Vandal Disposal
Anna: (recording a sound via Tariko's DSi) "I am a filthy Japanese cockroach who loves Pokemon (bleep)! I love to smash Anna's stuff. I hate Jo-Jo, Ji Kwong and mummy, too!"

Jo: "My word...Anna recorded a terrible sound on Tariko's DSi?"

Tariko: "Not Again!"

[Tariko erases the recorded sound]

Jo: "That's better, Tariko. Much better."

White Sheets and the Pokemon and Monster High Reward Chart
Jo: "Today I'm going to introduce you the White Sheets technique. These White Sheets tell Anna that whichever object or area is marked with the white sheet, that means its not touchable."

Orla: "You hear that, Anna. When you see the White Sheet, it means, just for you, not touchable. No touch, no use and no go. Otherwise, you will be sent to the Naughty Couch."

Jo: "Also, I'm introducing..."

[Jo pulls out a chart]

Jo: (singsongly) "Ta-da! Reward Chart a Pokemon reward chart for Tariko and a Monster High reward chart for Anna!"

Anna: "A reward chart?"

Tariko: "Wow..."

Jo: "This Poke-ball and this Monster high skull logo has your picture on it, girls. When you do a good deed, you get to move up one space on the Pokemon and Monster High Reward Chart, and when you finally reach the 15th Skull and Poke-ball, you will get to do the thing that you want to do or get to have what you want. Does that sound good?"

Orla: "Girls, what is the reward that you want to have when you earn all 15 Poke-balls and Skulls for doing good deeds?"

Tariko: "Ice skating with my friends and sleepovers!"

Anna: "A pudsey bear!"

[Orla ties a White Sheet around Tariko's bedroom door knob]

[Orla drapes a White Sheet on top of Tariko's Pokemon plush toy collection]

[Orla ties a white sheet around a door knob to the garage]

[Tariko wraps her DSi with a White Sheet]

DVD Meeting
Jo: "I went away for a few days, and had a meeting with mom and dad."

Jo: "So let's see what you did when i was away."

Orla: "Okay."

[Jo puts the DVD in]

Anna: "[On screen] (Bleep) you!"

Ji woong:"Anna!"

Ji min: "Stop it!"

Anna: "SHUT UP!"

[Anna throws a Rapunzel doll at Ji woong]

Ji woong: "Anna..."

[Ji Woong avoids getting hit by the doll]

Jo: "Oh my......God."

James: "I know..."

Orla: [On Screen] "Your Rapunzel's in toy jail."

[Orla confiscates Anna's Rapunzel doll]

Anna: "Aw, man! For how long?"

[Anna pulls the White Sheets off]

Anna's Epic Tantrum
Jo: "Then Anna started playing up again."

Anna: "Mummy, can I have fries and hot dogs for dinner?"

Orla: "No, not tonight. You are having chicken stew."

Anna: "I WANT FRIES AND HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!"

Orla: "Quiet down! Ji kwong's asleep!"

Anna: "YOU CARE ABOUT THAT STUPID BABY, THOSE BRATTY TWINS, AND THAT POKEMON LOVER FROM JAPAN MORE THAN ME!"

Orla: "Because they have good behaviors unlike you."

Anna: [Screams so loud on top of her lungs]

[Ji kwong cries]

Orla: "Ugh! Anna, you are going to the Naughty Couch!!"

[Orla puts Anna on the Naughty Couch]

Orla: [Firm voice] "You are on the Naughty Couch for waking Ji kwong by throwing a tantrum now stay there for 24 minutes. I am not having this behavior!"

[Orla goes upstairs cooing Ji kwong]

Orla: "It's okay. Now Granny's here."

[Anna pees on the Naughty Couch]

[Ji kwong quiets down]

[24 minutes later]

Orla: "Apologize to me."

Anna: "SHUT UP GRANNY SMURF!!!"

[Anna hits her mother]

[Jo comes down to Anna's level]

Jo: "Anna, that behavior was unacceptable. You need to apologize to your mother for how you acted."

Anna: (sarcastically) "Sorry!"

Orla: "Anna, you need to say it more heartfelt."

Anna: "I SAID I'M SORRY! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, YOU UGLY PIG-DOG (bleep)!!!"

Meeting Tariko's friends
Jo: "In Tariko's room i found three other girls around her age having fruit and playing with their plush dolls and Playing pokemon on their DSi systems they have and Anna started playing up again"

Anna: "I WANT TO RIP YOUR AZELF'S HEAD OFF!"

Tariko: "You can't come in."

Helen [Blonde haired girl]: "Club rules: No monster high fans allowed!"

Lisa: [Jet black haired girl] "And that means you!"

Amanda [Mousy Browned haired girl]: "Move along, please or get lost Anna actually go play with your friends."

[Tariko gets out of her chair and shuts the door and locks it]

Amanda: "Tari?"

Tariko: "Yes Amanda?"

Amanda: "Where do you hide the key?"

Tariko: [Whispers] "In a Pikachu bag. It is hidden somewhere inside a closet The code is Pokemon is awesome Monster hign drools."

Amanda: "Okay"

Jo: "Excuse me Tariko can i come in?"

Tariko: "Okay Jo-Jo" [Unlocks the door]

Jo: "How are you girls doing now?"

Tariko: "We're fine and my Mom and dad forgot that i have 3 friends sweet as myself we won't let Anna join the club or doing the same group activities that me and my friends are doing we won't allow her in my room They also destroy Monster High stuff because it is really babyish!"

Anna: "I HEARD THAT!"

Jo: "All right, now I am going to leave you girls in peace."

Tariko: "See you later on, Jo-Jo."

[Anna storms into Tariko's room and smacks Amanda in the face, kicks Helen's shin, pulls Lisa's hair and hits Tariko They intercept it and start attacking her]

Tariko: {Kicks Anna] "GET OUT AND GO PLAY WITH YOUR MONSTER HIGH LOVING DORK FRIENDS!"

[Tariko pushes Anna out of her room]

Tariko "Are you guys okay?"

Amanda, Helen and Lisa: "We're okay we're sorry to say this but you sister is a poor excuse for a Monster High loving dork but we are having a sleepover are we!"

Tariko: "Yeah we are!"

Amanda: "So what do you wanna now?"

Tariko: "Let's play with our dolls."

Lisa: "Yeah!"

Anna's Friends
Jo: "A little later, I found Anna in her private treehouse in the backyard along with a few girls about her age. It turned out that these girls were Anna's friends."

[Anna's treehouse has a sign that reads "NO POKEMON FANS ALLOWED" and another that reads "NO JAPANESE PEOPLE ALLOWED" and another that reads "NO SOUTH KOREAN PEOPLE ALLOWED" and another that reads "NO MONSTER HIGH HATERS ALLOWED" and another that reads "GO AWAY" and another that reads "NO (censored) HEADS ALLOWED" and another that reads "NONE OF TARIKO'S FRIENDS ALLOWED" and another that reads "IF YOU ARE IN THE FOLLOWING GROUPS, (censored) YOU" and another that reads "FRIENDS OF THE OWNER ONLY"]

Marie-Anne (One of Anna's friends): "I really do not want to hurt my sister Helen."

[Anna's friends throw large rocks at Tariko, Helen, Amanda and Lisa But Lisa formed hand to hand battle like throwing the rocks back at them]

Anna: "That's right! You better start running, you stupid Pokemon-loving wusses!"

[Anna throws a urine-filled balloon at Tariko, but Tariko deflects it and throws it back]

Tariko: "You are being racist!"

Anna: "I hate Asians!"

[Anna aims Ji Woong's paint ball gun at them]

Anna: "This time, I won't miss!"

[Anna pulls the trigger and hits Tariko in the back of the beg]

[Anna splashes a can of yellow paint all over Tariko]

Tariko: "You're asian as well. MOM!!"

Orla: "Yes?

Tariko: "Anna has racist signs on her treehouse. She also said she hated Asians .But she is from Asia too, you know."

Anna: "I'm from Russia, genius."

Ji min: "Russia is in Asia and you came from a city that was in the east."

Orla: [Sees the signs on the treehouse] "You know what? you have just got a trip to the naughty couch!"

Tariko: "OOOOWWWWWWW! IT STINGS! IT HURTS IN THE BACK OF MY LEG!!!"

[Orla puts Anna on the naughty couch]

Tariko: "She also forced Ji woong to urinate in the balloons."

Orla: "Okay, Anna you just got 50 minutes. Is that long for you?"

Anna: "No!"

Orla: "Make it 55 minutes! Are we through?"

Anna: "No!"

Orla: "Okay this is the longest time ever 1 hour which is 60 minutes. Are we through?"

Anna: "NO!"

Orla: "It will keep increasing now stay there for 65 minutes. In addition, you're moving down one space on the Monster High Reward Chart! Is it long enough for you?"

Anna: "Нет!" (Translated to: No!)

Orla: "Хорошо, а теперь вы запретили играть со своими куклами монстров высокой в течение ближайших трех недель. Оставайтесь там в течение 70 минут!" (Translated to: Right, now you're banned from playing with your Monster High dolls for the next three weeks. Stay there for 70 minutes!)

Anna: (Screeches) "Я хочу, чтобы МОНСТРА ВЫСОКОГО КУКЛЫ!" (Translated to: I WANT MY MONSTER HIGH DOLLS!!)

Orla: "Ну вы сделали свой брат мочиться в шары не в течение 3 недель!" (Well you made your brother urinate in the balloons, so you will not have them back for 3 weeks!)

[Orla walks away]

Anna: "MOTHER(bleep)!!!!!"

[Orla storms over to Anna]

[Anna spits in her mother's face]

Tariko and her friends in Tariko's room
Jo: "Those girls were playing then Anna came in the room

Tariko: "あなたが制限された部屋で私たちはあなたで物事をスローしようとしているされている" (Translation: You are in a restricted room we are going to throw things at you)

Anna: "Quit speaking dork!"

Tariko: "うまくいけば、日本語を話すで恐ろしいです. " (Translation: "Well you are horrible at speaking Japanese!")

Anna: "(Bleep) you!"

Tariko: "私の部屋から抜け出すか、私はお母さんに言っている!" (Translation: Get out of my room before i'm telling mom!)

Anna: "(Bleep) You!!!!!!

[Anna takes her Uxie plush and hides it in her room]

Tariko: "MOOO-OOM ANNA TOOK MY UXIE PLUSH!"

Orla: "Ugh Anna!"

[Orla goes into Anna's room to find out she is going to gulliontine it]

Orla: "OMG; no you are not! Did you see the White Sheet tied around Tariko's door knob? It means, no go!"

[Orla puts her on the Naughty Couch]

Orla: "25 MINUTES!"

[Orla takes the Uxie off the gulliontine and goes back into Tariko's room]

Orla: "She tried to behead it again!"

Tariko: "Not again!"

[Anna escapes and runs outside]

Cut To

[Anna hiding in her private treehouse with her friends]

Anna: "Our enemies are the South Koreans and the Japanese. We will fight and destroy them! Are you with me?"

Anna's friends execpt Marie-Anne: "Yeah!"

Marie-Anne: "ANNA I AM NOT GOING TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU IF YOU ARE BEING RACIST I WENT TO SOUTH KOREA AND JAPAN ON MY HOLIDAY YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR SIBLINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM SOUTH KOREA AND JAPAN!"

[Marie-Anne Grabs her monster high dolls and storms out of the Treehouse]

Marie-Anne: "Orla i'm going home. I love monster high but i hate how Anna treats Tariko and Ji min and Ji woong and Ji kwong it is like garbage and I love Pokemon."

Orla: "Okay. You have a safe trip home, dear. Tariko also likes Pokemon."

Anna: "YOU TRAITOR!"

[Marie-Anne runs to Tariko]

Marie-Anne: "I am so sorry Tariko."

[Tariko hugs Marie-Anne]

Tariko: "それは大丈夫だと安全な旅行の家を持っています. " (Translated: That's okay and have a safe trip home.)

Anna: "Quit speaking dork."

Tariko: "私があなたに言った、あなたは日本語を話すで恐ろしいです. " (Translated: I told you, you are horrible at speaking Japanese.)

Anna: "Fine! If you're not with me, then don't bother coming back! You're out of the club forever!"

Marie-Anne: "SHUT UP RACIST! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE RACIST I LOVE POKEMON! THERE, I SAID IT, I HID IT FROM YOU ANNA! I AM TURNING 8 THE NEXT DAY AND YOU ARE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!"

Anna: "GOOD! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!"

Marie-Anne: "FINE RACIST I NEVER LIKED YOU EITHER!"

[Marie-Anne runs home]

Anna: (to herself) "Do you know what happens to traitors who dare betray me?"

[Hiding in the treehouse, Anna takes Ji woong's BB gun, pulls the trigger and hits Marie-Anne right in the leg]

Anna: (to herself) "This is the price you pay for stabbing me in the back, you mother(bleep)ing (bleep)!"

Marie-Anne: "OOOOOOOWWWWWWW! That hurt! MOOOOOOMMMM! Something hit me! IT HURTS!"

Ji woong: "ANNA QUIT USING MY BB GUN!"

[Ji woong picks up Marie-Anne]

Ji woong: "Anna used my BB Gun on her."

Marie-Anne's mother: "she needs to go to hospital."

Marie-Anne: "I knew she was bad."

Ji woong: "Okay."

[Ji Woong and Marie-Anne's mother load the girl into the car, and drive her to the hospital]

[Anna looks outside with her telescope, watching for Ji Woong, Ji Min or Tariko]

Anna: "If you see any of them, attack them!"

[Ji min and Tariko quietly walks outside]

Anna: "Attack them!"

Ji min: "RUN!!!!"

[Ji min and Tariko run Away and They manage to run inside the house]

Anna: "They got away........"

Anna VS The Babysitter
Ji min: "I was going out for a job so I left one of my classmates with my daughter and my sisters. I also warned her about Anna."

Ji Min: "There's one girl you ought to watch out for; that's Anna."

???: "Why?"

Ji Min: "She's a terror."

Jo: "That Sunday evening, James and Orla were going out for the evening, so I arranged a young babysitter named Natasha who was 18 to look after the kids since Ji min was out applying for a job and Ji woong went to school so that she could help raise Ji Kwong."

James: "Take care of things while we're gone, Natasha."

Natasha: "Okay."

Orla: "The list of emergency phone number's right on the refrigerator."

Natasha: "Yes, ma'am."

Orla: "Anna's bedtime is at 8:00, Tariko's is at 8:30, and Ji Kwong's is at 7:00pm."

James: "See you at 10:00, Natasha."

Natasha: "All right, great. Have fun."

[Orla and James leave]

Ji min: "I hoped that everything would go well while I was out, but it didn't."

[Anna hits Natasha]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Monster High Dawn of the Dance Frankie Stein Doll]

[Natasha puts Anna to bed]

[Anna escapes her bed]

[Anna grabs Natasha's papers]

Natasha: "Hey! What are you doing with my science notes?"

[Anna kicks Ji Kwong]

Natasha: "Anna, no! Don't do that!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Opretta doll]

[Anna goes into Ji woong's room and tears off the head of Ji woongs's halo figure, And destory's his Xbox 360]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Skull Shores Lagoona Blue doll and Clawd Wolf doll]

[Anna screams]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Clawdeen Wolf doll]

[Anna shouts at Natasha]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Barbie Princess Bride doll]

Anna: "SHUT UP!!!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Draculaura Doll]

cut to:

[James and Orla are having dinner at a fancy restaurant, Jo is with them]

Orla: "Oh, James. The atmosphere is really nice. It's been a long time since we've dined alone together."

James: "You know, we should do this more often. So I've been thinking..."

Cut to:

[Anna picks up the Naughty Couch and throws it at Natasha]

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Peppa Pig plush]

Natasha: "Anna, come here!"

[Anna runs outside and rides her bike]

Anna: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's bike]

Cut to:

[James and Orla are watching an Opera]

Orla: "It's been 6 years since we've been to an opera, hasn't it, dear?"

Cut to:

[Ji min is working at a Nail Salon]

[Ji woong is in a classroom, taking notes]

Cut to:

[Natasha is bottle-feeding Ji Kwong]

Anna: "(bleep)!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Princess Ariel doll]

[Anna turns on the TV and watches some Powerpuff Girls videos]

Natasha: "Come on, Anna. Turn off Powerpuff Girls. It's time for bed."

Anna: "Go kill yourself, Poopy-butt!"

[Natasha confiscates Anna's Cleo de Nile doll]

Cut to:

[Jo looks at her watch]

Jo: "Oh, look at the time. It must be getting late, I think it's time that we should head for home."

[Jo, Orla, and James arrive home]

Jo: "At 10:00, we arrived home, and Natasha was a complete wreck."

Natasha: "Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Kirochu! Thank god you're home!"

James: "What did Anna do now?"

Natasha: "Oh, she refused to listen when I told her to go to bed, told me to shut up, called me a poopy butt, swore at me, grabbed my science notes, screamed at me, shouted and hit me!"

James: "Good Lord..."

Natasha: "She also ran outside to ride her bike in the dark, called me a stupid (bleep), picked up the blue Naughty Couch and she threw it at me, got out of her bed, kicked Ji Kwong, and beheaded Ji woong's halo figure, and broke his XBOX 360 giving it the Red Ring of Death!"

[Natasha breaks down crying]

[Ji Woong and Ji Min return home]

Orla: "Oh, my god..."

James: "Anna, while Ji Woong takes Natasha home, would you mind explaining to me what happened tonight?"

Anna: "Oh, I took a bath, brushed my teeth and went straight to bed. Nothing happened."

[Tariko comes down stairs with a really annoyed look while dressed in her Pokemon Nightgown while holding a Flareon Pokedoll in her right arm and a Vaporeon Pokedoll in her left arm]

Tariko: "Not even close, you did bad things. You grabbed Natasha's science notes, you hit your baby niece, you swore, and you beheaded Ji woong's Halo figure and you broke his Xbox 360 giving it the Red Ring Of Death, i heard this noise from my room."

Natasha: "Sorry Tari."

Tariko: "That's okay."

Ji woong: "NOOOO! Not the Red Ring of Death! I just got that a few weks ago and I was on the last level of Halo 3!!!!!"

Orla: "You know what? Your Spectra Vondergeist plush doll's going in toy jail."

[Orla confiscates Anna's Spectra Vondergeist plush]

[Anna Runs off and pees on the ground outside]

Orla: [Angrily] "50 MINUTES!"

[Orla Puts Anna on the Naughty Couch]

Anna: (mumbling) "I hate you..."

[50 minutes later]

Orla: "You were on here for lying to mummy and breaking your brothers stuff says sorry."

Anna "НИКОГДА!" (Translation: Never!)

Orla: "ладно я имею расширение ваше время и запретили играть монстра высокой куклы в течение месяца находиться там в течение 70 минут!" (Translation:Okay, I am extending your time and you're banned from playing your Monster High dolls for a month. Stay there for 70 minutes!)

Ji woong: "Natasha?"

Natasha: [Stops crying] "Yes Ji woong"

JI woong: "I was trying to tell you that Anna is Russian she speaks it at times much as me and my sisters do me and my niece and sister are South Korean and Tariko is Japanese"

The missing 5 pokemon plush
Jo: "It wasen't long when Tariko's plush dolls were missing"

Orla: "Tariko?"

Tariko: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Orla: "Tariko!"

[The twins and Orla and James rush inside Tariko's room to find out her plush dolls are gone]

Tariko: (in sadness) "Azelf Plush, Miss Fire, Mesprit Plush, Mr. Lighting, Mr. Leaf..."

James: "We can get you some new toys..."

Tariko: "Toys? I don't want toys. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!"

Orla: "Don't worry, dear. I promise we will find them!"

Tariko: "Okay!"

Ji min: "I saw Anna taking them into her room..."

Ji min: "Anna, what are you doing with those? They belong to Tariko."

Anna: "I am giving them out...in pieces!"

Ji min: "NO YOU ARE NOT!"

[Ji min takes them off Anna and gives them to Tariko]

[Anna snatches the dolls back Tries to throw them out of the window But gets stopped by Ji woong who takes them off her]

[Tariko runs out of the room and takes her pokemon plush back into her room and locks her bedroom door]

Anna: "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"

Anna Turns Over a New Leaf
Jo: "It wasn't long until Anna burned herself with a lighter."

[Anna screams]

Anna: "Help me! Somebody help! Help!"

Ji woong: "Mom, Mom! Anna's burned herself with a lighter!"

Anna: "Help! Mummy, help! Help me, please!"

Tariko: "Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!"

[Anna stops, drops and rolls on the ground to smother the flames]

[Anna cries in pain]

Anna: "Owww...it hurts...help me."

Orla: "Oh, my god...Anna!"

[Ji min, Jo and James come outside with Ji Kwong]

James: "Oh, my god, what happened?"

Tariko: "Anna burned herself, and I told her to stop, drop and roll, which she did."

James: "Ji woong, bring Anna inside!"

Anna: "I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die..."

James: "Ji Woong, call 911!"

[Ji Woong goes to the kitchen phone and calls the number]

Jo: "Within minutes of the call, paramedics arrived and Anna was transported to a local children's hospital."

[Anna cries]

Paramedic: "It's okay, darling. It's going to be okay. You'll be fine."

Jo: "Anna had to undergo plastic surgery to repair the skin that was badly burned. After about 9-10 hours of surgery, Anna woke up in a recovery room."

[Anna wakes up in a recovery room and is dressed in a baby blue hospital gown]

Anna: "Where am I? Am I dead?"

Paramedic: "No. You recovered. You are good as new!"

Anna: "How did I survive?"

Paramedic: "You were one of the lucky ones; every child we had in this kind of surgery died and we fired one of the doctors due to reckless negligence."

[Anna touches the burn scar on her chest then looks at a man on a cross in a painting]

Anna: "Mummy, who is that man?"

Orla: "That's Jesus Christ, Anna. He is the son of god. He has died for our sins."

Anna: "I am sorry Ji min, Ji woong, Ji kwong, and Tariko and Daddy and Mummy. I am sorry for all the bad things I have done."

[Ji Woong sees a laceration on Anna's back]

Ji Woong: "Where did you get that laceration?"

Anna: "My real mom did this to me. She used to beat me and starve me because I had an twin brother birth who was stillborn As a matter of fact, she just wanted a boy not me my dad did not do anything about it..."

Ji woong and Ji min: "Same here they didn't want twins they wanted 1 child. they starved us and beaten us until we were 4."

Tariko: "Same here my real mom nearly killed me when i was 9."

Tariko: "I never realized that Anna was physically abused by her biological mother."

???: "Oh, Anna. I didn't know..."

[1 day later Anna is at a church singing "Amazing Grace"]

Anna: [singing] "Amazing Grace, How sweet the sound..."

Ji woong: "After the long surgery, a new Anna was born."

Jo: "Be a good girl Anna."

Anna: "I will!"

Anna: "After this whole horrible experience that nearly cost me my life, I realized how lucky I was to have an adoptive family, and how much I've taken them for granted."

Time for Jojo to go
Anna: "Bye bye Jojo"

Jo: "Be a good girl Anna."

Ji woong and Ji min: "Annyeonghi Jo"

Tariko: "Bye Jo-Jo"

Anna: "I Love you Jo-Jo"