Grant Family Halloween 2034

Transcript
Amy: (chatting on her cell phone) "I'll schedule that appointment when I get the chance. Uh-huh, yes..."

[Nick is dressed up as the General Mills Lucky Charms Mascot, Benedict is dressed up as a Lederhosen Boy, Katie is dressed up as a Spanish Flamenco dancer, Carmen is dressed up as Ariel, Kyle is dressed up as Iron Man, and Emma is dressed up as a renaissance princess]

Emma: "I'm gonna get lotsa candy!"

[Emma runs on the street to a person and asks for some candy but we see the person has a no gesture]

[Emma pees on the street]

Katie: "Emma, stop!"

[Nick wrestles a kid wearing a Mario costume]

[Carmen kicks a boy in a dragon costume]

Benedict: "That is not nice Nick and Carmen!"

Nick: "Ha, Ha! I got your chocolate bars!"

[Kyle pounces on a girl in a Kai Lan costume]

Katie: "We do not pound people, Kyle!"

Benedict: "What are you doing?"

Carmen: "My costume is better!"

Kyle: "MINE IS!"

[Carmen and Kyle start slapping each other]

Russ: "Break it up, kids."

[Emma pulls a girl in a Cinderella costume's hair]

[A few minutes later, the family arrives at the neighbor's house]

[Katie rings the doorbell]

Katie/Benedict:Trick or Treat!

Nick/Carmen/Kyle/Emma: "TRICK OR PIECE OF (bleep)!"

Neighbor: "Hello darlings. Would you like some candy?"

[Nick nods his head 'yes']

Amy: "Aren't they cute?"

[Emma accepts the candy]

1 hour later, the family returns home
[all of the inappropriate movies are locked away in the cabinet]

Amy: "Okay, kids. Which Halloween movie shall we watch tonight? We can either watch Hocus Pocus? Casper? Spooky Buddies?   Boo to You Too! Winnie the Pooh? ParaNorman? Ghostbusters? Beetlejuice? Goosebumps? Spaced Invaders? A-Haunting We Will Go? Phantom of the Megaplex? E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial? It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown? Monster House? Halloween is Grinch Night? Girl vs. Monster? Monsters, Inc.? Monsters University? The Nightmare Before Christmas? Frankenweenie? Corpse Bride? Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie'? Or' The Halloween Tree?"

[Emma presents a film called Gothika with Halle Berry]

Amy: "No, Emma. That's too scary."

[Nick presents a film called Feardotcom]

Amy: "No, Nick. That's too scary."

[Kyle presents a film called The Exorcist]

Amy: "No, Kyle. That's too scary. You don't want to watch that."

[Carmen presents a film called Children of the Corn]

Amy: "How many times do I have to tell you kids that those movies are too scary, frightening, nightmarish and violent? Where did you find these? I thought I locked these away in the cabinet."

Russ: "Let's put these away."

[Russ takes the Gothika, Feardotcom, The Exorcist and Children of the Corn DVDs off the kids and puts them away]

[Russ locks the cabinet door]

Russ: "How about Boo to You Too! Winnie the Pooh instead?"

[Russ puts in Boo to You Too! Winnie the Pooh DVD into the player and presses play]