Heart-Enhancing Bears/Transcript

Kendra: “I’ll take these!” (does so with two of Sharpay’s Care Bears plushes, and starts running laps)

Sharpay: “GIVE THESE BACK!”

Kendra: “This is where I really wanna kick up those knees!”

Sharpay: “I WANT THOSE TOYS!” (starts fighting Kendra, who is pretty soon to get away) “GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DIRTY FUCKING BITCH!” (keeps chasing Kendra)

Kendra: “Hopefully I can get in a solid five laps around the battlefield before Sharpay tires out.”

Sharpay: “I WANT MY CARE BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Kendra: “Gotta catch me first!”

(After five laps, Sharpay gets tired)

Sharpay: “You are a fat bitch! You are a fat bitch!”

(Tiffany gasps)

(Kendra then fights Sharpay and defeats her)

Kendra: “Here’s your Care Bears back, Sharpay. Thanks for being a sport!”

Tiffany: “For nothing.”

Sharpay: “Mummy! Kendra took my toys, and defeated me, and now my toys are soaked!”

Tiffany: “Maybe you deserved it, young lady! And your lucky your toys have been given back to you.”

Trent: “Maybe you’ll learn to, Kendra?”

Kendra: “Suck it up?”

Trent: (to Sharpay) “Suck it up.”