Iconic-Todaro Family 2032 Christmas

Christmas Eve
[We see Paula setting the table for a Christmas Eve dinner]

[On the table, there are Roasted Chestnuts with Black Pepper Honey, New Mexico Chile-Glazed Chicken on Hominy Polenta, Gingerbread Angels, nut brittle, Peppermint hot chocolate, chocolate panforte candies, Christmas caipirinhas and spinach-radish slaw with crispy chiles and Pepitas]

Time to Open Presents
Nicole: "At Grandma Desiree's house, it was Christmas and the family was opening presents."

[The family wakes up bright and early at Grandma Desiree's to open presents]

Paula: "Kids, time to open presents!"

[The family runs downstairs to the living room with a Christmas tree]

[Rico opens up his presents]

Rico: "This is great! I got a Squacky the Duck plush, a Pudsey Bear, lotsa candy, a Pikachu doll, a Bugs Bunny doll, a stash of candy, a Pajanimals coloring book, and so much money!"

[Lucy opens up her presents]

Lucy: "What is this? Wow! I've got a Wreck-It Ralph Wii game, a tin can full of candy!"

[Rico looks inside his stocking]

Rico: "Yahoo! I got a few Rolie Polie Olie books, an Olie the Robot plush, a Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun DVD, and a gift card to Toys R Us!"

[Rico smiles happily]

Rico: "This is the best Christmas ever!"

[Lucy looks inside her stocking]

Lucy: "Ooh, peppermint bark, some pens, a notepad, chocolate coins, a Flyleaf CD, candy canes, Hershey's kisses, Gummi Christmas trees, candy cane Christmas trees, a Best Buy gift card, a Subway gift card, bath salts, a bath fizzy, some lip gloss, jelly beans, some money, a chocolate Santa, a milk chocolate nutcracker and a Forever 21 gift card!"

[Imogen, Marisa, Myles and Corey hurry over to their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Imogen: "We got coal..."

Corey: "This is all dad's fault!"

Myles: "I swear I will kill dad!"

Marisa: "At least we still got presents. I hope I get a lipstick box."

[Marisa opens her present to reveal a note that reads "Marisa, you have been anything but good this year. You showed a complete lack of respect for authority, shoplifted from stores, tortured your brother Rico, told lies to your mother, cheated on your school test, got bad grades in school, got several after school detentions and you even destroyed public property. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Marisa: "Aw, phooey..."

Imogen: "I hope I get a Nintendo Wii U."

[Imogen opens her present to reveal a note that reads "Imogen, you have been very naughty this year. You shoplifted from countless stores, bullied other children and stole money from the collection plate at church. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Imogen: "Ugh."

Myles: "I hope I get a paintball gun and a Grand Theft Auto V game."

[Myles opens his present to reveal a note that reads "Myles, your behavior this year was very bad. You showed a complete lack of respect for authority. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Myles: "He has got to be kidding me."

Corey: "I hope I get an XBOX 360."

[Corey opens his present to reveal a note that reads "Corey, this year you were very naughty. You stole a neighbor's motorcycle and took it for a joyride. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Corey: "Grrrr..."

Marisa: "You know what, guys? LET'S GET REVENGE ON DAD!!!!"

Imogen: "HE'S A (bleep)!"

Myles: "HE'S SO GOING TO GET IT!!!!"

Corey: "LET'S ALL KILL DAD! WE ALL HATE CHRISTMAS! BAH, HUMBUG!"

Marisa, Imogen, Myles and Corey: "CHHAAARRRRGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

[Marisa gathers weapons, such as a kitchen knife, a cigarette lighter, a plastic bag, etc.]

Revenge!
Nicole: "Marisa, Corey, Imogen and Myles snapped!"

[Marisa, Imogen, Myles and Corey scream fiercely at the top of their lungs]

[Marisa ties Giuseppe to the chair with duct tape]

[Imogen splashes bleach all over Giuseppe's face]

[Myles sets Giuseppe on fire]

[Corey takes out a knife and slashes Giuseppe's throat]

Stacie: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!"

Imogen: "This is for you, (bleep)!"

[Marisa splashes bleach on Stacie's face]

[Stacie tries to scream but Imogen opens Stacie's mouth wider]

[Corey force-feeds Stacie vodka]

Pietro takes over
[Pietro races to the telephone and calls Military School]

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Hello?"

Pietro: "My name is Pietro Todaro and I am celebrating the holidays with my brothers and sister, and nieces and nephews in Helena, Montana. I am sending my 13-year old niece called Marisa, 12-year old niece called Imogen, 7-year old nephew named Myles, and 3-year old nephew named Corey, for their atrocious behavior towards my brother Giuseppe and adopted sister Stacie."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Okay, so when will they arrive?"

Pietro: "Starting tomorrow."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "How long will they stay for?"

Pietro: "Three months shall do it."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "We accept all major credit cards, sir."

Pietro: "I have a MasterCard."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Thank you Mr. Todaro, your enrollment has now been accepted."

[Pietro calls 911]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Pietro: "This is Pietro Todaro from Helena, Montana. I'm going to need an ambulance for my adopted sister Stacie and biological brother Giuseppe. 13-year old Marisa tied Giuseppe to a chair with duct tape, 7-year old Myles set Giuseppe on fire, 12-year old Imogen splashed bleach all over Giuseppe's face, 3-year old Corey slashed Giuseppe's throat with a knife, Marisa splashed bleach all over Stacie's face, and Corey force-fed Stacie vodka."

[Myles stabs Pietro in the neck via a knife, causing him to fall over and drop his cell phone]

[Corey takes Pietro's cell phone and flushes it down the toilet]

Marshall takes over
[Marshall is in Giuseppe's room, locking the door]

[Marshall calls 911]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Marshall: "This is Pietro Todaro's adoptive brother, Marshall. I need the policemen for Myles, who stabbed Pietro in the neck with a knife, and for Corey, who sent Pietro's cell phone to the loo. I also need it for Marisa and Imogen. And I need an ambulance for Pietro."

911 Dispatcher: "OK. The police will arrive in a few moments. We will summon an ambulance shortly."

Krampus the denomic beast
Giovanni: "Go get 'em, bro!" [Angelo is dressed as Krampus, the denomic beast, in Myles' room]

Angelo: (in a denomic, scary voice) "Young man, I have traveled from the Northern Alps to punish you, Marisa, Imogen, and Corey for the atrocious attitude, disrespect, and unfairness towards the father, the aunt, and the uncle this year."

[Angelo takes out the burlap sac, a cane, and a switch]

Angelo: (in a denomic, scary voice) "GET IN MY SAC!"

Imogen: "WAIT! IT'S ANGELO IN DISGUISE!"

[Imogen splashes bleach in Angelo's face and she and Marisa, Corey, and Myles flee]

Paula: "Congratulatuions, now Christmas is ruined."

Angelo: (with a megaphone, in a denomic, scary voice) "IMOGEN, GET IN MY SAC!"

[Imogen screams]

Angelo: (with a megaphone, in a denomic, scary voice) "MARISA, GET IN MY SAC!"

[Marisa screams]

Angelo: "MYLES, GET IN MY SAC!!"

[Myles screams]

Angelo: "COREY, GET IN MY SAC!!!!"

[Corey spits in Angelo's face, while Angelo sends Corey to the burlap sac]

[Corey screams]

[Marshall calls 911]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Marshall: "Marshall Todaro again. I need an ambulance for Krampus, who Imogen splashed bleach at."

911 Dispatcher: "An ambulance is coming."

Christmas Dinner
Nicole: "Soon, it was Christmas dinner. But unfortunately, it turned out to be a disaster due to Marisa, Imogen, Myles, and Corey."

[On the table, there is Lobster Pasta with Herbed Cream Sauce, Fontina Riscotto with Fresh Chives, Bacon-Wrapped Beef Tenderloin with Herb Stuffing, Truffled Potato Gratin, Roasted Baby Beets, Cranberry Granita and Walnut Sablés]

[Marisa is seen outside hugging and kissing her boyfriend]

Stacie: "Oh, my god! Marisa, what are you doing, you little sl**?!"

[Imogen is seen seeing and talking to a boy next door from her window]

Giovanni: "Imogen, what did I tell you about talking to boys? They are a bad influence on a virgin like you!"

Imogen: "Oh, shut up, Giovanni."

Todaro Family's order was a success
Nicole: "5 minutes later, paramedics and police officers have arrived at the Iconic-Todaro doorstep."

Policeman: "Hello, young lady. Please tell me your name."

Marisa: "Marisa. Marisa Iconic-Todaro."

Policeman: "Marisa Iconic-Todaro? OK."

[Policewoman comes up to Paula Iconic]

Policewoman: "Hello, lady. Tell me your name."

Paula: "My name is Paula Iconic."

Policewoman: "Paula Iconic? So this is a blended family, huh? Have a good day, ma'am."

Nicole: "The policemen were introduced to two of the family members. One of them is safe, one of them is not."

[Policewoman goes to Imogen]

Policewoman: "Excuse me. Are you Imogen Iconic-Todaro?"

Imogen: "Yes! But scram already! I misbehave because of how my father and his siblings treat me!"

Policewoman: "Okay then."

Policeman: "Who are you."

Rico: "Rico Iconic-Todaro... Please don't ruin my best Christmas yet..."

Policeman: "I won't, sir. Have a good day."

Nicole: "Now it's even again."

cut to:

Policewoman: "Who are you?"

Lucy: "My name is Lucy."

Policewoman: "Have a good day, ma'am."

[Policewoman comes over to Myles]

Policewoman: "Excuse me. Are you Myles Iconic-Todaro?"

Myles [while Paramedics take Giuseppe and Pietro to the ambulance]: "What are you here for? To take care of my (bleep)hole father and his (bleep)hole siblings? GET OUT!"

Nicole: "For the third time, it's even."

[Corey is stabbing the paramedics via knives]

Policeman: "Are you Corey Iconic-Todaro?"

Corey: "(bleep)!"

[Corey spits in the Policeman's face, stabs the Policeman in the neck with a knife, and splashing bleach all over him]

Policewoman: "This is gonna be long."

[Policewoman leaves]

Nicole: "20 minutes later, the policewoman left and came back with 2 more policewomen, 3 more policemen, and 12 more paramedics."

[Marisa flees the scene]

Policeman #2: "Where are you going? I have to arrest you for what you did!"

Marisa: "Shut up!"

Cut to:

Policewoman: "Imogen Todaro, you are under arrest."

Policeman #3: "You are under arrest for vandalism."

Cut to:

Policeman #3: "Marisa, Imogen, Myles, and Corey. You are all under arrest for attempted murders, vandalism and unacceptable language towards a police officer. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say and can will be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to be questioned also. There is a high chance that you are considered guilty."

Paula: "Don't worry, my dear children! I'll think of something! I'll get you out my sweet darlings!"

[2 hours later, during interrogation at the station]

Marisa: "Giuseppe would constantly beat us with a mace."

Myles: "Giuseppe would force us to drink bleach."

Marisa: "THEY HURT ME! SO WE HURT THEM BACK!"

Policeman: "So why did you do it?"

Marisa: "THEY HURT ME! I WANTED MOM TO SEE HOW ROTTEN THEY WERE!"

[Marisa plays the abuse from the phone]

Marisa: "Myself, I misbehave because of my uncles, aunt, and father. They were so mean to me, and I don't deserve coal in the first place! It was their fault, not ours! They deserve coal!"

[Marisa sobs]

Policeman #3: "I wish I could believe your story. I just don't know whom to believe, Marisa."

Policeman #1: "We will bring them in for questioning and decide which side of the story to believe."

[cut to:]

[15 minutes later, Giuseppe and his siblings are brought in for questioning, being interviewed separately]

Giuseppe: "They just don't have any respect to us, our rules, beliefs or traditions, and then for no apparent reason, they went crazy and attacked us."

[Cut to. Paula arriving at the police station]

Paula: "I am here to bail out my kids, please. Myles, Marisa, Imogen and Corey."

Aftermath
[Paula walks out of the police station with her kids]

Paula: "Don't worry, kids. Everything will be just fine. Your father will not get away with ruining your Christmas."