Bent Backwards Handy Cap Helper/Transcript

At The Parking Lot
(Jo Capozza makes her way to the TT10 headquarters, she notices a car with a 17-year old and an 18-year old. The 17-year old parks very far from the handicap parking. Jo Capozza also hears the conversation.)

Crystal: “That’s not a handicap spot! It would help me a great deal if you-“

Shayla: “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT!”

(Shayla leaves the car.)

Jo: “Don’t worry, I’ll help you get to the headquarters.”

Crystal: “Really? Thank you so much. You don’t even have to.”

Jo: “It’s not a problem. At all. What’s your name?”

Crystal: “Crystal.”

Jo: “Alright, Crystal, where’s your wheelchair?”

Crystal: “It’s in the trunk.”

(Jo gets the wheelchair out of the trunk, and pushes Crystal’s chair to escort to the HQ.)

Crystal: “Thank you so much. You know, you didn’t need to do this.”

Jo: “Well, it’s not a problem, Crystal.”

Jo Takes A Walk
Jo: “I’m about to go on a walk.”

Kendra: “Go ahead. It’s a cardio staple!”

(Jo leaves the office. Shayla then gets in the handicap stall just to do her makeup. Crystal arrives as well.)

Shayla: “Wait your turn!”

Crystal: “Shayla, would you mind using a regular stall instead?”

Shayla: “Can you see I got here first and I’m trying to do my makeup? Are you handicapped and blind too?”

Crystal: “Well, can’t you see the stall has handicap on it?! And it’s the only way I can get my wheelchair in the stall!”

(Jo gasps, having heard from outside the bathroom.)

Shayla: “It’s not my problem, it’s yours, WAIT TILL I’M DONE WITH IT!”

(Shayla unceremoniously slams the stall door in Crystal’s face.)

(Jo then walks inside the bathroom.)

Jo: “Hello again, Crystal. We do have a bigger stall that I can take you to in a short time.”

Crystal: “Really? Thank you so much. Why are you being so nice to me?”

Jo: “I believe in helping people. I have a heart unlike your sister.”

Crystal: “Well it’s obvious you have a heart. I do wish I could say the same about Shayla.”

Shayla: “You fucking can! I wouldn’t survive, stupid!”

Jo: “Not very nice, Shayla. OK?” (to Crystal) “Just ignore her, let me help you.”

(Crystal then moves her wheelchair, then Jo pushes Crystal down to the bathroom with the bigger stall)

Crystal: “Are you one of the commanders of Team Terrific 10?”

Jo: “I wish! I’d love that, but there are already 10 commanders, so, I don’t know if it’s ever going to happen.”

Crystal: “Well, just keep do the right thing. Because in the end, a good heart always wins.”

Jo: (grinningly) “I definitely will.” (stops at the nearby stall) “Here you go.”

Crystal: “Thanks.”

Crystal Drops Her Medicine
(Crystal drops her medicine)

Crystal: “Can you grab that for me, please?”

Shayla: “Seriously? You think you’re so entitled to everything, don’t you?”

Crystal: “No.”

Shayla: “You want easy parking, the biggest BR stalls, and for everyone to bend down for you, don’t you? You want me to push you around? How about I push you off!”

(Jo gasps. She arrives where they are.)

Jo: “Excuse me, let me get that for you.” (does so) “Here you go.”

Crystal: “Thanks.”

Shayla: “Are you serious? Who even are you?”

Jo: “I’m a member of Team Terrific 10.”

Shayla: “You... a member of the TT10?" (laughs, causing Jo to look puzzled) "This is why you won’t be for long! I’m gonna meet with the rest of the team. Later, BITCH!”

(Jo gasps again)

Shayla Comes To The Office
(Shayla enters the office and comes to Reicheru)

Shayla: “Hello, my name is Shayla, it couldn’t be any nicer to meet you, Reicheru.”

Reicheru: “Shayla, do me a favor…”

Shayla: “Of course. I’d be absolutely happy to.”

Reicheru: “FUCK OFF.”

Shayla: “What? Why?”

Reicheru: “Plankton5165’s genderbent counterpart is aware of you being mean to your sister, she heard into your conversation from outside the bathroom and then told us everything.”

(Jo nods grinningly, then Shayla glares at her)

Ri Min-Li: “Kendra, please tackle her!”

Kendra: “You got it, Ri Min-Li!”