Frozen Review by Satoko

Transcript
Satoko: "" (Translation: Frozen is a soggy piece of elephant s***, what's wrong with it? the songs, the snowman, the characters, and the plot!)

[We see a picture of the Frozen movie poster]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Let's start with the characters)

[We see a picture of Anna]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Anna is the equivalent to eating oatmeal for breakfast, you never feel full, but you know just ate something, you consumed, a thing)

[We see a picture of Elsa]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Elsa is an idiot, Her singing voice is the equivalent to Omori Prison Camp and nails on a chalkboard)

[We see a picture of Hans]

Satoko: "" (Translation: And Hans, there's no chance of him being tolerable in a movie with such s*** music, but here's Olaf)

[We see footage of Olaf]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Olaf is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard and Chinese Water Torture, he is constantly, singing, being annoying, and annoying trolls, He is so annoying that I would skip any scene he was in, but didn't for the sake of review)