Samo-Woods Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Gloria: "Let's see what family we got here."

Satoko: "" (Translation: Hi, I'm Satoko Samo, I'm 25)

Toshio: "" (Translation: Hi, I'm her son, Toshio, I'm 6)

Satoko: "" (Translation: We both came from Japan and American cultures are hard to get used to, and We never eat out at anywhere, my late dad's side during 20th century was a World War I and II family, we know about this, and we can't even wear the Imperial flags, I started wearing mine to support Japan after it was struck by the f***ing earthquake and tsunami)

Toshio: "" (Translation: American life sucks and it's the worse! My new school sucks, my teachers call me a big baby, and it sucks, but it's a good thing my sensei Ms. Saki works there! she is very kind, I never had any friends in my classes, except Shika Koshi, who is my friend who is the same age as me)

[We see a picture of Shika Koshi]

Satoko: "" (Translation: My husband, Garrett is 27, his children are Jack, age 7, and Ann just turned 6 a few weeks ago)

Garrett: "DIE!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Garrett started to abuse me after I killed his girlfriend after she grabbed my breasts while I was watching AKIRA, the incident left me to kill her by stabbing her eyes out, I put the body in the basement and burnt it)

Toshio: "" (Translation: We didn't tell, and the reason is, she kept trying to steal my Shadow plush, which is my prized possession, which I got for my birthday\0

[Toshio is at school with a female teacher]

Female Teacher: "They were bullying you again? Stop being a big baby!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: I can't use my katana, eat Japanese foods, drink Japanese drinks because Garrett think it will corrupt Ann and Jack, I can't even use it at school!)

Female teacher: "Toshio is trying to skip class again!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: Oh, shut the f*** up)

Observation Begins
Gloria: "It seems that the family had ancestors were WWII families in 1939-1945."

Garrett: "Stay away from me, rat!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: JUST BECAUSE MY COUNTRY DID SOMETHING AWFUL TO YOURS IN WWII DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BULLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY, ITALY, AND JAPAN, INCLUDING ME AND MY SON! WE DON'T DESERVE THIS KIND OF TREATMENT!)

Garrett: "Don't speak the enemy's language!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: SAY THAT AGAIN! I WILL STAB YOUR PROSTATE UNTIL YOU DIE!)

Gloria: "Satoko! Garrett! please! can you both just get along?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: No)

Parent Meeting
Gloria: "I talked to Satoko what happened, Garrett was at work, she told me what happened at Christmas, I was shocked, the tablet was filled with pornographic pictures?!

Satoko: " (Translation: Christmas was embarrasing and the f***king worst ever, Toshio received a hentai-filled tablet the hentai took almost its memory, you could take photos, The first one I saw was Calem and Serena having sexual intercourse, Shadow eating Sonic-STILL ALIVE! the worst was Rouge the Bat naked and an over the top bust size, Rouge-Shadow vore, Lucario with visible male genitalia having sex with a Gardevour with female genitals and visible large breasts, no s***, I could just go on forever!)

Gloria: "What happened next?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Toshio couldn't sleep, I came into his room, he held his Shadow and Silver plush close to him, I helped him though)

Gloria vs. Garrett
Gloria: "I was so mad at Garrett, he was being so selfish!"

Gloria: "Think about others from other countries! Not just North America! The way you treat Toshio... I don't like it at all! He's no different than Ann and Jack!"

Garrett: "GO AWAY!"

Gloria: "No, I'm not! YOU ARE TREATING SATOKO LIKE GARBAGE BECAUSE SHE KILLED YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND AND A FIGHT THAT HAPPENED IN 1939-1945 MANY FIGHTS IN THE USA AND JAPAN IN WWII, AND SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CULTURE, OR DOESN'T WRITE OR SPEAK IN ENGLISH, YOU ARE PHYSICALLY AND VERBALLY ABUSING A 25-YEAR OLD JAPANESE GIRL AND HER 6-YEAR OLD SON THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, EVEN THOUGH THEIR EXTENDED FAMILY ON HER DAD'S GRANDFATHER'S SIDE OF HIS FAMILY, YOU ARE ACTING ANTI-JAPANESE TOWARDS THE COUNTRY AND ITS PEOPLE, INCLUDING SATOKO AND TOSHIO!"

Garrett: "She needs a mousetrap!"

Gloria: "Just because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor doesn't mean you can hurt Japanese people because of that,

[Toshio is hiding behind the door]

Toshio and Garrett's arguement
Gloria: "I saw an arguement with Toshio and Garrett over leaving Bear Creek Elementary School because Toshio, Satoko, his friend and mother's friend Shika and Sachiko, respectively, hated it there due to being nagged at, and racial remarks."

Toshio: "" (Translation: I HATED IT!)

Garrett: "I'M GETTING YOU BACK AT THAT SCHOOL!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: Like h*** you will, I don't want to face nagging, Anti-Japanism s***. and many kids making fun of my culture, and pushing ramen in my face!)

[Toshio gets out his katana]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Do you know something, MY MOM AND I KILLED HER!)

Toshio Runs Away
[Toshio packs his plush toys into his backpack, some snacks, a flashlight, extra batteries and some money]

[Toshio gets his warm fleece blanket, some pocky sticks, some snacks, some clothes, plush dolls into his roll suitcase and leaves the house]

Toshio: "We're going back to Japan, Pikachu."

[Toshio crosses the street and Gloria spots him]

Gloria: "Toshio, what are you doing?"

Toshio: "I'm running away from home. I'm sick of Garret treating me like garbage."

Gloria: "So you think that it be better out there? That's a big mistake, if you run away, why, you'd be facing bigger problems of life on the streets. You'd have no money, no food to eat, no safe place to sleep or anyone to look out for you. You could get into bad trouble."

Toshio: "" (Translation: I guess you're right, I'll wait till mom divorces him)

Gloria: "I think you need to make the right decision."

Toshio: "" (translation: How do I do that?)

Gloria: "Let's go."

New Leaves
Gloria: "I made Garrett's children get a piece of paper and stomp on it and show how bullying really feels."

Gloria: "Pick up this paper."

[Ann and Jack pick up the paper]

Gloria: "Drop it on the ground and stomp on it."

[Ann and Jack drop it and stomp on it]

Gloria and Satoko speak
'''Gloria: "I found the game Team Fortress 2 wrapped in Christmas wrapping, and the tag was in Japanese, it said, 'I hope you like this." from someone named Kenji Kawata."'''

[Gloria comes up to Satoko]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Yes?)

[Gloria grabs Satoko's right hand, then puts the present in her arms]

Gloria: "It's a present from your friend, Kenji."

Satoko: "" (Translation: Kenji---I know you still remember me---)

[Satoko unwraps the present, revealing the game Team Fortress 2, which causes tears to appear]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Thank-you, I ALWAYS WANTED THIS GAME!)

[Satoko stops tearing up]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Thank you very much, I really loved this game, I know how to play it since I helped dad play it, Garrett confiscated the present because it's not Christmas yet, and thank you)

Satoko and Garrett's arguement
Gloria: "From another room, I heard Satoko and Garrett arguing over the game Satoko got."

Garrett's comuppance
Gloria: "It wasn't long until Toshio was complaining he wanted to go back to Japan."

Satoko: "私はもうギャレットを扱うことができない" (Translation: I can't handle Garrett anymore)

[Toshio is holding a Uxie plush while crying in a corner]

Gloria: "There... there... Toshio."

Toshio: (sobbing) "私は日本に帰りたい" (Translation: I want to go back to Japan, so I ran away)

Garrett: "YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THE LAND OF THE RISING (bleep)! AND THE ANGRY LOOKING PEOPLE ISLAND! IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'LL NEVER RUN AWAY AGAIN!"

[Toshio blows a rasberry at Garrett]

[Garrett pulls out a handgun and points it at Toshio]

Garrett: "And if you ever try to go back to the island of angry looking people, I will come after you, find you and shoot you!"

[Toshio takes out his katana]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Shut up, HERE'S MY KATANA!)

Ann and Jack: "Why does daddy hate us? Stepmummy and Toshio, we are sorry that we kept telling you to speak English."

Satoko: "ギャレットは、私は離婚を得ている" (Translation: Garrett, I'm getting a divorce)

Ann and Jack: "We want a new daddy!"

Garrett: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Gloria: "Don't blame me, blame yourself."

Satoko: "俊夫は、あなたの事を詰める" (Translation: Toshio, pack your things)

[Satoko contacts her attorney]

Satoko: "もしもし？私は離婚したい" (Translation: Hello? I want a divorce)

Gloria: "Satoko contacted her attorney and said she wanted a divorce."

Garret: "If you do that, I will kill you!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: Who's gonna stop me? those ghost kids from Corpse Party?)

Garrett: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MENTIONING THAT GAME!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: And get a new girlfriend to grab my breasts again? what the f*** am I? Naomi Nakashima from Corpse Party?!)

[Satoko returns to the phone]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Hello, I want a divorce right this instant, my husband is a f***ing irritating b*****d who still has his family memories of WWII, since America was one of the Allies and Japan was one of the Axis)

The custody case
Gloria: "In court, Satoko were fighting in custody of Toshio, Ann, and Jack."

Satoko: "見て！彼は私の子です！なぜ私はギャレットで彼を残してください！" (Translation: Look! He's my child! why should I leave him with Garrett?!)

Judge: "Satoko, I know that Toshio is your child."

Satoko: "そして、私は彼がに残されたくない虐待(long bleep)は、彼の前の結婚からの虐待自分の子供をその！" (Translation: And I don't want him to be left with an abusive **** that abuses his own children from his previous marriage!)

Garrett: "WELL, SHE ALWAYS FAVORS THAT ASIAN PIECE OF (bleep)!"

Judge: "Stop fighting."

[Satoko holds up a sign that says "This guy is Xtremely abusive and I saw him hit my son in the nose and beat the **** out of him ->" and points it to Garrett and she and Garrett turn around]

Judge: "Oh my goodness."

[The audience gasp]

Judge: "Well, Garrett, you will have your children put into a different family, and Satoko you will be divorcing him because your husband treats the kids badly. Next case."

[The Judge bangs the mallet]

Garrett: "All right, that does it! If I can't have those little brats, then nobody else will!"

[Garrett pulls out his gun and points it at them, preparing to shoot them]

Garrett gets a lot of restraining orders
Gloria: "Satoko gained custody of Toshio, Ann and Jack were no longer in Garrett's torture and Satoko filled a divorce and a restraining order against her former husband, Garret."

Bye-Bye Gloria
Gloria: "I decided to say goodbye to the Samo-Woods Family. But just before I do, I was going to say farewell to Toshio and Satoko, who are going back to Nerima, Tokyo in Japan and Ann and Jack were going to live with the Carri Family."

Bye, Jack and Ann
Gloria: "I wanted Ann and Jack to enjoy their new family."

Ann: "Bye, Gloria."

Jack: "I love you Gloria."

Elena (Ann and Jack's new mother): "I hope they will love it here, we also live in a mansion because they are actors."

Sayonara, Toshio-kun and Satoko-san
Gloria: "I bidded farewell to Toshio and Satoko, who were going back to Japan by plane."

[Toshio, Gloria and Satoko are at an international airport]

Toshio: "さようなら、グロリアは、私たちはあなたを決して忘れないだろう" (Translation: Goodbye, Gloria, We will never forget you)

Satoko: "私はここに属していない、グロリアは、私は俊夫と日本に属している" (Translation: I don't belong here, Gloria, I belong in Japan with Toshio)

[Garret runs after them]

Garrett: "Satoko! Wait!"

Satoko: "まさか！どうして私が？あなたが俊夫の扱い方が悪いと私はまったくそれを好きではない！" (Translation: No! why should I? The way you treat Toshio is bad and I don't like it at all!)

Garrett: "Sa"

Satoko: "" (Translation: WHY SHOULD I MARRY A F***ING, ANTI-JAPANESE F***ER LIKE YOU? YOU TREATED ME LIKE S***, YOU NEVER LET ME WATCH HETALIA! YOU WON'T LET ME DO ANYTHING WITH MY CULTURE, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE, NEITHER DOES TOSHIO!)

[Satoko eye's soften]

Satoko: (singing) "私は上に移動して、私が誰だかするんだ、私はちょうどここに属していない、私たちはいつかこの世界での場所を見つけるかもしれない、あなたが理解してほしいが、少なくともそれは今のところですが、私は自分の道を行かなきゃ" (Translation: I've got to move on and be who I am, I just don't belong here, i hope you understand, we might find a place in this world someday, but at least it is for now, I gotta go my own way)

Garrett: "What about us? What about everything we've been through?"

Satoko: "別れ" (Translation: Farewell)

[Satoko and Toshio enter the airport]

Gloria: "Sayonara, Satoko and Toshio, I will see you someday."

[3 hours later]

[Satoko and Toshio are in a plane]

Toshio: "さようならコロラド！さよならグロリア！" (Translation: Goodbye Colorado! Goodbye Gloria!)

Satoko: "エレナとマイクしてください、ジャックとアンの世話をする" (Translation: Please Elena and Mike, take care of Jack and Ann)

[Satoko and Toshio wave]