Sabrina-Brunetta Spears and her children go out to restaurants

McDonalds
Sabrina-Brunetta: "Children, we're going to McDonald's."

Larry: "I need to be on my Xbox One!"

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Shhhh, Larry....."

[Cut to: Everyone is at McDonald's]

[Lukas runs to chair and puts a whoopee cushion on a chair]

[Lauren puts another whoopee cushion on a chair]

[A man sits on both whoopee cushions]

Man: "Kiddos, we do not tolerate this behavior in public. Understood?"

[Navi puts some fake doo-doo on the middle of the floor]

[Jordan kicks the soda machine]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Jordan, No! Leave the soda machine alone!"

[Larry throws a water balloon at a worker]

[Lukas scares a customer by showing him a picture of The Exorcist's face]

[The customer screams in fright]

Lauren: "There is doo doo on the floor!"

[Navi changes the music to Nirvana's Smells like Teen Spirit]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "THAT'S IT! WERE LEAVING!"

In the car
Sabrina-Brunetta: "All right, children, what would you like?"

At the Burger King
Jordan: "Burger King is a slaughterhouse!"

Lukas: "Think of how many cows died to be served to customers!"

[Cut to: Inside the Burger King restaurant]

[Larry launches a spitball at a customer with a straw]

[Navi tapes a customer's mouth shut with duct tape]

[Lukas deposits a booby trap on a seat]

In Subway
Lukas: "No beef!"

Sabrina-Brunetta: "In Subway, the word 'no' does not exist."

[Jordan knocks over a recycling bin]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Jordan Natasha Spears! Put the recycling bin back up."

[Lauren hits a worker in the face with a tennis racket]

Worker: "Ouch! We do not act like this. Carry on and you will be put outside."

Lauren: "YOU LOOK LIKE ADAM ROSE WHO STARRED IN FILM PIGS!" (Laughs)

[The worker ignores Lauren's rude comment]

[Navi gets out a black felt-tipped marker and writes bad language on the glass windows and the counter]

Jordan: "I want jalapeños!"

[Larry raps Under the Influence by Eminem in front of a customer]

Customer: "Please don't use that language."

In KFC
[Larry steals a bucket of chicken from someone and pigs out on it]

Larry: (mumbling) "This is tasty!"

[Sabrina-Brunetta sees this]

Getting dressed
Larry: "This suit looks ugly! I ain't trying it on!"

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Larry, put your suit on. We will be leaving in a half hour."

Larry: "NO!"

In the car
Lauren: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO THAT STUPID RESTAURANT!"

[Lauren kicks Sabrina-Brunetta's seat while screeching at the top of her lungs]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Calm down, Lauren. We need to eat there."

In the place
[Lukas belches the ABCs at a waiter's face]

[Lauren tears her kid's menu in half with her bare hands]

[Navi folds her kid's menu into a paper airplane and throws it at a waiter's head]

[Jordan cuts the tablecloth with scissors]

[Larry takes off his clothes and jumps onto the table and performs the Gangnam Style dance while spitting at people's faces naked]

At Taco Bell
Navi: "IT'S FOR MORONIC MEXICANS!"

At the place
[Lukas puts salt in a customer's tongue]

At the place
Sabrina-Brunetta: "Oh, my god!"

[Lauren slams her dish to the floor]

Going to McDonalds to see Elijah
Sabrina-Brunetta: "Elijah, are you here?"

Apologies
Larry: "Sorry."

In the place
Jordan: "THIS PLACE IS FOR IDIOTIC INDIANS!"

Getting Dressed
[We see Larry dressed in a maroon suit with gray buttons and a white collared shirt beneath it complete with a green and red plaid necktie]

[We see Lukas in a navy blue suit with black buttons and a black collared shirt with a blue necktie]

[We see Lauren in a pink sparkly dress with a pearl necklace and white tights as well as black Mary Janes]

[We see Navi dressed in a purple and blue blouse with a red ribbon attached to the waist of the blouse with flowers imprinted all over it, a lilac frilly skirt, black tights and pink platform shoes]

[Finally, we see Jordan who is dressed in a white nylon dress with pink tights, red Mary Janes, and a pink and red sparkly bow attached on the top of her hair]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "You guys look so gorgeous!" (Takes out her camera) "OK, now smile and say cheese."

Larry, Lukas, Lauren, Navi, and Jordan: (bored) "Cheese..."

[Sabrina-Brunetta takes a picture with her camera]

In the car
Sabrina-Brunetta: "I expect every one of you to be on your best behavior."

[3 minutes later]

[Navi pulls Larry's necktie]

Larry: "Ow! Quit it, you (bleep)!"

[Jordan smears fake doo-doo all over her seatbelt]

At the place
[Larry throws some silverware against the wall]

Larry: "I hate lobster!"

[The customers gasp]

Sabrina-Brunetta: "Larry Daniel Spears, what did you just do?"

[Lukas gets out his iPod Touch and starts listening to Gold Digger by Kanye West without earphones]

[The customers get distracted]

Lukas: "My best friend says she use to (bleep) with Usher. I don't care what none of yall say I still love her."

[Navi pulls off the tablecloth on the family's table, ties the 2 left ends around her neck into a cape and runs with her arms out and jumps onto another table, smashing everything on it]

[Lauren knocks over some chairs]

[Jordan crumbles up her kid's menu into a ball and tosses it at a customer's head]

[Larry trips over a waiter with his leg and laughs at that]

[The 5 kids take off their dinner clothes and run around the restaurant naked]

[A waiter trips over the kids' discarded clothes and drops his plate spilling everything on it]

Waiter: "Oh, man. I might as well have to serve another set of the meals my customers requested..."

[The 5 kids infiltrate the kitchen and scatter a ton of pots and pans as well as other equipment all over the kitchen floor]

Kitchen Cook: "Hey! You are entering an area that is accessible to workers only! Please leave immediately."

Larry: "(bleep) OFF! WE DO NOT CARE! COME ON GUYS! LET'S CAUSE TROUBLE BIG TIME!"

[Lukas sprays tabasco sauce all over 2 meals]

[Jordan urinates on a cooking table]

[Larry overflows the kitchen sink with water]

[Navi smacks a chef in the back with a frying pan]

[Lauren pours hot water out of a pot, causing the chef that was smacked in the back by Navi to accidentally slip over the spilled water and fall on his stomach]

[Lauren and Navi high-five each other laughing]

Chef: "Ugh, this is such a disaster with these rambunctious kids."

[The 5 kids attack a chef in the privates]

[A kitchen cook takes the kids outside of the kitchen]

Kitchen Cook: "The next time you trespass this room, you and your family will leave immediately."

Lauren: "YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!" (Snickers)

[The kitchen cook ignores Lauren's rude remark and returns to the kitchen]

Larry's apology
Larry: "Sorry, I didn't mean it..."

Lukas' apology
Lukas: "I'm sorry for the way I acted."

Lauren's apology
Lauren: "I'm so sorry."

Navi's apology
Navi: "I'm sorry for the way I acted."

Jordan's apology
Jordan: "I apologize for the mistakes I have done."