Gof***yourself-Brighton Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Last time, on Supernanny. Annie goes to Canada to visit a very selfish mother."

[Olivia runs away from Everykidneedstogo]

[Everykidneedstogo threatens to stab Olivia]

[Everykidneedstogo burns a 1 Girl Nation CD for Fiona]

Fiona: "Hey!"

[Everykidneedstogo chokes Cassidy for watching TV]

Announcer: "When Everykidneedsto Go(bleep)yourself gets into a nasty, not-so-friendly turn..."

Everykidneedstogo: "NO MORE TV FOR YOU, SADIE! BECAUSE TV IS FOR ADULTS!"

Everykidneedstogo: "CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Anne: "I HATE YOU, EVERYKIDNEEDSTOGO!"

[Rey kicks Everykidneedstogo]

[Everykidneedstogo stabs Jake, Sadie, Olivia and Fiona]

Everykidneedstogo: "ALL OF YOU PRETEENS WILL DIE!"

Announcer: "She says that she thinks TV are for adults and toys are for babies."

Announcer: Will Annie help this crazy abusive mother before she kills her kids?"

[Jake is taking a cold shower crying]

Jake: "I HATE MY MOTHER! I want Daddy! I want Daddy!"

Everykidneedstogo: "Well, you little bas****, I am the best you got."

Everykidneedsto: "BURN IN HELL! ALL OF YOU! BURN IN HELL FOR WATCHING TV AND PLAYING WITH TOYS! BECAUSE TV ARE FOR ADULTS AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Submission Reel
Annie: "Let's see what's happening to the father of the family when the mother turns very unfriendly."

???: "Oh hi, I'm Christopher. I am having problems with my wife."

Everykidneedsto: "

Observation begins
[Annie goes inside the house to see Steven, Richard, Anna, Anne, Carly, Cassidy and the other kids covered in blood from being stabbed by Everykidneedstogo from watching TV]

[Carly broke down into tears]

[Cassidy hugs Carly]

Annie: "Oh my lord!"

Cassidy: "Carly got stabbed from watching Steven Universe 10 times a day."

Annie: "Why?"

Cassidy: "Because Everykidneedstogo is turning very violent and stabbing kids from watching shows like Chalkzone, South Park and Adventure Time."

Carly: "I want my father back."

Everykidneedstogo: "Well, too bad. I'm the best you got!"

[Rey runs away from the house, crying and has bloody cuts all over his face, arms, legs and feet]

[Fiona is laying on the floor with blood covering her whole body]

[Jake is shirtless with blood all over his chest with cuts everywhere]

[Olivia is tied into a chair in a rope with tape over her mouth and has bloody cuts all over her arms and legs]

[Yoshi breaks down into tears and shows bloody cuts all over his whole body and face]

[Beckett and Sadie are covered in blood, scars and bruises]

[The television remote is on fire]

Christopher: "Well, even thought my wife is crazy. She beheaded Fiona's Amy Rose plush, Olivia's Talking Tom plush, Sadie's Princess Bubblegum plush and Yoshi's Pikachu plush."

Annie: "Why?"

Christopher: "Because Everykidneedstogo killed 10 children from watching TV by stabbing them. She burns things she doesn't like and beheads plush toys."

Annie: "Oh my!"

Christopher: "Fiona got burnt with a cigarette lighter by her mother because she thinks TV are for adults and toys are for babies."

Everykidneedsto: "BURN IN HELL! ALL OF YOU! BURN IN HELL FOR WATCHING TV AND PLAYING WITH TOYS! BECAUSE TV ARE FOR ADULTS AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Observation continues
Fiona: "Daddy, take me with you, please!"

Creepy Zoo
Everykidneedsto: "CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU!"

Fiona: "But I'm 12! I can't go to the creepy zoo!"

[Everykidneedsto slaps Fiona]

Fiona: "OW! What did you do that for?"

Everykidneedsto: "FOR SAYING THAT YOU ARE (bleep)ING TWELVE AND SAYING THAT YOU CANNOT GO TO THE CREEPY ZOO!"

[Everykidneedsto takes every kid to the zoo]

Everykidneedsto: "Say hello to CREEPS THE CAT!"

[Creeps the Cat comes in]

[Rey screams and shoots Creeps with a shotgun]

[Creeps the Cat was destroyed]

Olivia: "F***!"

The bad kids vs. the Babysitter
[Fiona, Jake, Sadie and Olivia are standing here in the living room, crying after getting spanked]

Jake: "Wow. Just because we are preteens doesn't mean MY MOM'S ABUSIVE FOR WATCHING TV?"

Fiona: "Yeah. Worse than the Hot Sauce mom video."

Olivia: "BUT I HATE HOT SAUCE! MOM FORCED ME TO DRINK HOT SAUCE BEFORE BED!"

Sadie: "Worse than burning my clothes. I don't want my Justice, Aeropostale, Abercrombie and Hollister clothes to be burnt by my mother!"