Suckmy****ing****andeata****ingloadofhorse****-Duff Family/Transcript

Observation begins
Jimmy: "Mom is a fat dipstick!"

Isaac: "Mummy is a drongo!"

Ishall****youinthe****ing***: "GET OVER HERE, YOU BLOODY ANKLE BITERS!"

Gilbert: "No!"

[We see Ishall****youinthe****ing*** snorting crack cocaine]

Lex Comes Home from College
Lex: "Mother, Father, I'm home!"

Gilbert/Isaac/Jimmy: "Lex!

Lex: "G'day, mates! Ma cranky again?"

[Jimmy nods his head]

Isaac: "She's as mad as a cut snake, Lex. She jumped on us again for no bloody reason.

Lex: "I'll make you guys some sangers."

Time for Annie to go
Annie: "Time to say hooroo, mates. I have to go now."

Isaac: "Hooroo."

[Annie hears police sirens wailing and a police car drives in front of the household]

Jimmy: "That must be the police!"