Shiners Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Submission Reel
Gloria: "This week, you are with me in Virginia ready to help a family at the end of the rope. Check it out."

???: "Hi, we're the Shiners Family, I'm Emily."

???: "I'm Leroy."

Emily: "We have three sons, Ethan, aged 5 1/2 and twins Ice and Cloud, aged 3."

Leroy: "Ethan is a sweet, well-behaved angel. But the twins aren't."

Gloria Arrives at the Shiners Doorstep
[Gloria arrives at a beautiful Victorian-style house]

[Gloria rings the doorbell]

AM Morning
Emily (to Ice and Cloud): "Say goodbye to your daddy, boys."

Talk with Mom
Gloria: "While Ethan and the twins are away, I thought I could have a sit down and have a chat with Emily about Ice and Cloud's behaviors."

Gloria: "Tell me about Ice and Cloud's behaviors."

Emily: "Ice and Cloud were kicked out of schools and daycares. The last daycare that the twins were kicked out of is Westhampton Day Care Center for taping a girl to the wall with duct tape. And the last school they have been kicked out is Elijah House Academy for bullying other children."

Gloria: "Now tell me, Emily, has any holiday been ruined by those twins?"

Emily: "Well yes, Halloween was terrible because they ruined the Halloween carnival by causing a lot of trouble. They also "

Gloria: "Oh, my."

Emily: "And Thanksgiving was dreadful because the twins destroyed Ethan's Thanksgiving centerpiece and threw it into the fire."

Gloria: "My goodness."

Emily: "And Christmas was really ruined because Ice and Cloud ruined the Christmas school play which Ethan was in. They knocked over the Christmas tree and broke several ornaments, started a food fight with their cousins, Ember, Misty, River, Winona and Glenn, throwing mashed potatoes, creamed corn, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, creamed spinach, carrots and stuffing. And as a result, they opened their present to reveal a note from the very angry Santa Claus and they each found nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal in their stockings and then they both violently lash out at Ethan for being the only one in this family to get presents. They also stole presents from their cousins Ember, Misty, River, Glenn and Winona, and claimed them as their own."

Gloria: "Wow..."

Emily: "And the boys really ruined Christmas dinner because they did not want to eat the creamed corn and they started a food fight."

Gloria: "I can only imagine."

Emily: "And Easter was a sheer nightmare, because those two bullied other children for the Easter eggs during an egg hunt."

Gloria: " "

Dad Comes Home
Gloria: ""

[Emily leaves for work]

Trip to the Mall
Gloria: "Later on, Emily had to bring Ice and Cloud to buy presents for Ethan's birthday."

Cloud: "Why do we have to come with you, Mommy?"

Emily: " "

Mayhem at the Mall
[Cloud shoplifts an Elmo toy]

Security Guard: "Young man, can I have a look inside your jacket, please?"

One day till Ethan's Party
Emily: Okay, what theme do you want to have this year, Ethan?"

Ethan: "How about..."

Emily: "Yes?"

Ethan: "A Wreck-It Ralph party?"

Emily: "Terrific! I'll phone up your teacher Mrs. Silverman, Bobby, George, Cody, Wilbur, Edmond and Chuck."

On the day of Ethan's Party
[Mrs. Silverman arrives]

Party Aftermath
[Gloria gets very angry and raises her voice]

Gloria: "Your behavior was very spoiled and I do not like it. THIS DAY MEANS A LOT TO YOUR BIG BROTHER BECAUSE HE WAS "

Dining Out
Gloria: "One evening, Leroy and Emily decide to take Ethan, who got birthday coupons out for a restaurant."

[Leroy, Emily, Ethan, Ice and Cloud are seated round the table at the restaurant]

Ethan: "I want a nice roast dinner please."

Emily: "And what would you like for dessert?"

Ethan: "I want a cherry pie."

Gloria: "The twins refused to eat their vegetables that they were served."

Ice: "I hate spinach!"

[Ice pushes his bowl of spinach away]

Cloud: "I hate meat loaf!"

Ice: "I...HATE...BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!!!"

[Ice punches his dish full of Brussels sprouts]

Gloria (to the waiter): "I am very sorry about this."

Ethan: "Those brussels sprouts taste good, Mom."

Cloud: "I hate meat loaf and I hate spinach!"

[Cloud slams his fists against the table and punches his bowl of spinach and his plate of meat loaf]

[The bowl lands on top of a waiter]

Waiter: "That's it, I quit."

[The waiter storms away]

Manager: "Security, those two young customers are creating havoc in my restaurant!"

Emily: "Cloud Michael Shiners and Ice Leopold Shiners! We are leaving now!"

Gloria: "Cloud and Ice were both kicked out of the restaurant."

Leroy: "Come on Ethan, let's go."

Ethan: "Okay, but why do we all have to leave? Why can't I finish my dinner? What about my dessert?"

Leroy: "Because your brothers caused a scene. So you can have dinner and dessert at home."

Ethan: "Do you have a cherry pie at home?"

Leroy: "Yes, we do."

Ice and Cloud: "WE WANNA GO BAACCCKKK!!!!!"

Leroy: "No more restaurants for you two."

Gloria: "Cloud and Ice were both kicked out of the restaurant after that."

[Emily straps the wailing Ice and Cloud into their car seats]

[Leroy steps on the gas and drives away from the restaurant]

Mommy and Me
[Ice, Ethan and Cloud are making sculptures out of clay]

The Twins vs. the Babysitter
[Angelica writes down all the information on her babysitting notebook]