Kingston's Sex Reassignment Surgery

This took place in Spring Break on March 2045 and ten months after Darren came out as gay.

Decision
Nicole: Kingston wants to be a girl, but her father won't let her.

Kingston: I can't wait to be like other girls.

Allgaypeopleare: No, you won't.

Kingston: Why?

Allgaypeopleare: Because if you were a girl, you might become a tr***y.

Kingston: But if I were a girl, I might go to girls' bathrooms.

Allgaypeopleare: And if you go to the girls' bathroom, you will be sorry because you are not allowed to go to the girls' bathroom nor the boys' bathroom if you were a tr***y!

Kingston: But it's not fair! That's misgendering! People like Josie Totah and characters like Rachel Bighead and Theo Putnam are awesome! You just got to respect transgender people!

Allgaypeopleare: Oh yeah, well if you be like idiots like Josie Totah, Rachel Bighead and Theo Putnam, people might think that you are a boy in girls' clothing and might kick you out of the girls' bathroom!

Kingston: But dad, that's misgendering! It isn't fair. The school says that they allow transgender bathrooms. Only transgender females use the girls' bathrooms and only transgender males use the boys' bathrooms.

Allgaypeopleare: Tr***ies like you don't use these kinds of bathrooms because they might think that they are crossdressing and kick them out.

Kelly: Honey, Kingston wants to be a girl so she can be like the other girls.

Allgaypeopleare: No, he won't! If he uses the girls' bathroom, he might get kicked out because he was mistaken for a crossdresser!

Kelly: I don't care if he gets mistaken for a crossdresser. That's like calling a trans female a "mister", when it's actually "ma'am".

Allgaypeopleare: So?

Kelly: Kingston, everything he says is homophobic and transphobic. Don't listen to him.

Kingston: Okay.

Kelly: Well, I will take you on a surgery.

Kelly takes Kingston to a surgical place
[Kelly takes Kingston to a surgical place]

[A woman arrives]

Woman: Hi, I am Dr. Noceda. Nice to see you.

Kelly: Hello, I am Kelly Keene and this is my daughter.

Kingston: Hi, Dr. Noceda. Noceda, hey. Your last name is named after Luz Noceda from The Owl House!

Dr. Noceda: I know. My daughter loved that show.

Kingston: Can I have sex reassignment surgery?

Dr. Noceda: Sure you can.

Sex reassignment surgery begins
[Dr. Noceda takes Kingston to a room]

Kingston: Can I have to wear my surgical gown before surgery starts?

Dr. Noceda: Yes you may.

Kingston: Thank you.

[Kingston takes off all of his clothes and wears a hospital gown]

[Dr. Noceda puts Kingston on the medical bed]

Dr. Noceda: Okay, now me and the other doctors will have to remove your penis.

Kingston: Wait, what?!

Kelly: You said that you wanted to be a girl.

Kingston: I know, I really wanted to be a girl so badly, but removing the penis? That's painful!

Kelly: Yes, I know it is painfully, sweetie. But remember, you need to calm down.

Kingston: Okay, mom. I promise.

Dr. Noceda: Kelly, trust me. This will hurt a lot.

[Kingston gasps as a few doctors arrived to give her surgery]

[Kingston gulps]

Kingston: Uh oh.

[The doctor takes a knife and stabs it in the private part]

[The doctor slices out an outline on his penis as he screams]

[The doctor rips out the penis as he screams some more]

Kingston: HE RIPPED OUT MY PENIS! HE RIPPED IT OUT!

Kelly: Kingston! I know, but please calm down and take a few deep breaths.

[Kingston does a deep breath]

[Another doctor carves an outline on his chest as he screams]

Kelly: Sweetie, everything will be okay!

Kingston: IT HURTS! IT HURTS REAL BAD!

[One of the doctors carve another outline on his chest]

Kingston: WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD?!

Kelly: Well, the doctors are giving you a surgery so you can be a girl.

[The doctors cut the testes out as he cries]

Kelly: Honey, please take a deep breath.

[He takes a deep breath]

Aftermath
Dr. Noceda: Here she is, our newly improved Kingston Keene.

[We see Kingston, now a girl, in the clothes she previously wore at home]

Kingston: Hi, mom. My full name is Kingston Shelby Keene and I am a proud trans girl!

Kelly: Oh my little girl! Is she okay?

Dr. Noceda: Why yes, she is fine.

Kelly: Come on, Kingston. We are going home.

Kingston: Yay! I can't wait for Darren to see this!

[Kelly and Kingston get in the car]

Kingston: Alright!

[She turns on the radio as "What's Love Got to Do with It" by Tina Turner]

[Minutes later, they arrive to the Keene household where they get out of the car]

[They arrive at the door and they see Allgaypeopleare]

Allgaypeopleare: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH?

Kelly: This is Kingston. Her middle name used to be Shane, but now it's Shelby.

Allgaypeopleare: SHELBY?!

Kingston: Hi, dad. I got a really painful surgery, but right now, I am a girl.

Allgaypeopleare: A SURGERY?

Kelly: It was a sex reassignment surgery.

Allgaypeopleare: But I thought she wasn't supposed to be a girl!

Kingston: Dad, I am a girl now.

Allgaypeopleare: HOW DARE YOU BECOME A GIRL?! YOU ARE NOW A TR***Y! A FUCKING TR***Y! WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL AFTER SPRING BREAK AND GO TO THE GIRLS' BATHROOM, THE FEMALE STUDENTS WILL FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE A BOY AND KICK YOU OUT!

Kingston: Dad, that's misgendering. I wanted to be like other girls, I wanted to go to the girls' bathroom and I already got my ears pierced.

[Allgaypeopleare slaps Kingston]

Allgaypeopleare: YOU BITCH! YOU TR***Y BITCH! HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU BE LIKE OTHER GIRLS? YOU ARE A BOY! ACT LIKE IT!

Kingston: I'm not! And stop saying that I am a boy! I'm a girl! That's misgendering!

Allgaypeopleare: SO?!

[Allgaypeopleare pulls Kingston's hair as he threw her into the ground]

Kelly: J.T., stop!

Allgaypeopleare: DON'T CALL ME, J.T.! IT'S ALLGAYPEOPLEARE F*GSANDALLLESBIANS ARESLUTSANDD**ES!

Kelly: You just hurt your daughter for being trans!

Allgaypeopleare: So?! When she gets to school, she will be banned from all bathrooms because she's a transgender! Not all schools have bathrooms for transgenders! Deal with it!

Kelly: That's misgendering, Allgaypeopleare.

Allgaypeopleare: I don't give a fuck! If I ever see a tr***y comes into the bathroom, I will kick him or her out!

Kelly: That's transphobic!

Allgaypeopleare: I still don't give a fuck as well!

Kingston: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? I WANT TO GO TO THE GIRLS' BATHROOM WHEN SCHOOL STARTS!

Allgaypeopleare: No, when school starts, no bathroom for you because the girls are separated from the boys.

Kingston: I hate you, dad! I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU!

[Kingston runs off crying]

Kelly: Kingston!

[Kingston runs into her bedroom]

Kelly: Kingston, what's wrong?

Kingston: I just don't understand! My dad hates me!

Kelly: Don't cry, honey.

[Darren comes to his dad]

Darren: Listen up here, Justin Travis Keene.

Allgaypeopleare: Don't fucking call me that!

Darren: The girls' and boys' bathrooms are separated. All girls go to girls' bathrooms and all boys go to boys' bathrooms. Not all schools and restaurants have transgender bathrooms, deal with it.

Allgaypeopleare: Well fuck you, fa***t! Tr***ies can't go to any kind of bathroom!

Darren: Oh yeah, well fuck you too, transphobe!

[Darren punches his dad in the crotch]

Allgaypeopleare: Ah, shit! You hit me in the crotch!

Darren: That's what you get.