London Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Cameron: "YOU (bleep) OFF!!!!"

Announcer: "Gloria meets the London Family."

Nathaniel "YOU NEVER LET ME OR CAMERON DO ANYTHING!"

Submission Reel
Gloria: "Let's see who we got this time."

Adam: "Hi, we're the London Family and I'm a single dad. My name's Adam. I have one well-behaved child named Eden, she's 6, but you'd better watch out for her identical twin brothers!"

Cameron & Nathaniel: "GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU (BLEEP!)!"

Adam: "Their names are Cameron and Nathaniel, they're 4 and they "

Parent Meeting
Gloria: " "

Introduction to the Naughty Log
Gloria: "Dad never knew how to discipline so I decided to introduce the Naughty Log."

The Twins Get Disciplined
Gloria: "And it wasn't long before the chaos stirred up."

Eden: "DADDY!!!!!!"

Adam: "What's wrong? What is it?"

[Eden shows Adam her beheaded Barbie as Princess Genevieve]

Eden: "Cameron killed my Princess Genevieve!!!"

Adam: "Oh, Eden. Princess Genevieve is just a doll. There's nothing to get excited about."

[Adam picks up the Barbie as Princess Genevieve doll head and puts the doll back together.]

Adam: "See? Good as new."

[Cameron arrives with a knife and Nathaniel arrives with a meat cleaver]

Cameron: "I am killing your DOLLS!"

Nathaniel: "HAHAHA!"

Eden: "DADDY, they're going to kill my Princess Genevieve doll and my Odette doll!"

Gloria: "So Adam, give them a warning."

Adam: "Boys, this is your first warning. "