Hey Mister, Mister, Mister

Hey Mister, Mister, Mister is a song released by Krystyna Halles on December 24, 2016. It's a parody of the Dreidel song, a Christmas carol. Instead of 70 or 140 BPM, Hey Mister, Mister, Mister has just over 90 or 180 BPM.

Lyrics
I have a huge mace mister, I made this out of clay, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll beat your a** all day! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of clay, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll beat your a** all day! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of wood, And when I'm fine and ready, You will be gone for good! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of glass, And when I'm fine and ready, Your a** is f***ing grass! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of gold, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll leave you in the cold! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of tick, And when I'm fine and ready, You're gonna eat a d***! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of frame, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll win this f***ing game! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of door, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll squish you to the floor! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of ice, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll send you lots of lice! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of steel, And when I'm fine and ready, I have a lot to steal! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of coal, And when I'm fine and ready, Your head's made to a bowl! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of bronze, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll hand you all the cons! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this in the South, And when I'm fine and ready, The d*** goes in your mouth!

Plagiarism allegations
On March 8, 2017, Timolin Cole, one of Nat King Cole's children, filed a lawsuit and sued Krystyna Halles for Hey Mister, Mister, Mister's large number of similarities to Nat King Cole's 1963 song "Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days Of Summer", particularly the hook of the latter. Timolin's lawyer apparently said she had a very good case. Richard Page, the lead singer of the 1980s band Mr. Mister, favored the lawsuit.