Sutton Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Submission Reel
Heather: "We tried countless facilities to help improve Amelia's behavior, and we also tried Nanny 911."

Talk with Mom
Jo: "Has any holiday been ruined?"

Heather: "Amelia ruined Halloween by bullying Xavier because he won the costume contest and she didn't. And then she gobbled up all of Xavier's treats and set his costume on fire."

Jo: " "

Heather: "And Thanksgiving was not so thankful because of Amelia, because she let the live turkey loose inside the house."

Jo: " "

Heather: "And Christmas was utterly ho-ho-horrible, because Amelia received nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal in her stocking and only received a note from Santa Claus who was very, very angry with her and then in vengeance, she stole her cousins' presents and claimed them as her own. And she began food fights with her cousins during a Christmas dinner,"

Observation continues
Jo: "Whilst Xavier stayed at home with a babysitter, Heather and Amelia went shopping for Xavier's birthday present."

Naughty Chair
Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce the Naughty Chair. If Amelia behaves unacceptably, this is where she will go and sit."

[Jo brings in a red chair]

Jo: "And it wasn't long before Amelia decided to kick off. She, Heather and Xavier were in the room playing a board game."

[Heather, Amelia, and Xavier are playing Candyland]

Heather: "Okay, Xavier, your turn to move."

[Xavier picks up a card, but Amelia snatches it from his hand]

Heather: "Amelia, give that card back to your brother."

Amelia: "Nope. I want it because I will steal his turn."

Heather: "That's cheating. If you don't return the card to your brother, you will be going to the Naughty Chair."

Jo: "Amelia, Amelia. You need to give that card back to your little brother now."

Amelia: "NO!"

[Amelia tears the card in half, and laughs]

Jo: "It's not funny. You are in the Naughty Chair currently."

[Jo takes Amelia to the Naughty Chair]

Amelia: "Poo-poo. Go away, poo-poo."

Heather: "COME HERE!"

Amelia: "Poo-poo!"

Amelia: "Poopie head."

[Heather grabs Amelia and places her back to the Naughty Chair]

[Amelia escapes and picks up the Candyland board and throws it across the room]

Heather: "Amelia, pick up the board game and go sit back in the chair until I tell you that you can get up."

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny... Xavier's birthday celebration ends in alcohol reference..."

[Amelia replaces the Space Ranger Sodas with alcoholic drinks]

Amelia: (slurring) "Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt...........uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Announcer: "...sheer chaos..."

Amelia: "GET THE (bleep) OUT, WOODY!"

Announcer: "...and disaster..."

[Amelia gobbles up all the martian-mellows]

Announcer: "...leaving Xavier crying at his party..."

Xavier: (cries) "MY....PARTY!!!!!!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

Announcer: "...when Supernanny returns."

Xavier's 4th Birthday
Jo: "The next day was Xavier's 4th birthday, and mom and dad were hosting a Toy Story-themed party at their house."

[Heather is dressed in her Large-in-Womens Deluxe Jessie costume]

Heather: "Come on, Amelia. Let's get your Jessie costume and you dressed for your brother's birthday party."

[Heather and Amelia leave the room]

[John comes in the room, dressed in his Large-in-Mens Buzz Lightyear Deluxe costume]

John: "Xavier, you look handsome. You ready to have some fun, little partner?"

[Xavier is dressed in his XS Woody costume]

Xavier: "Yeah!"

[John and Xavier step outside into the decorated backyard]

Jo: "There was a Toy Story bounce house, cookie pops, chocolate pops, cake pops, balloons, decorations, Cowboy Hat cookies, Slinky Dog Pasta, Martian-mellows, plenty of games, a Buzz Lightyear piñata, a cupcake stand with delicious Green Alien cupcakes, Space Ranger Sodas, Alien Slushies, plenty of sandwiches, a Buzz Lightyear cake, and plenty of favors to go around. There were plenty of games like toy bowling, Pin the Tail on Bullseye, Mr. Potato Head Switch, Lasso Bullseye, Take a Turn With the Claw, and Ice Cube Toys."

[The Toy Story song, "You Got a Friend In Me," is playing in the background on an iPod with maximum volume]

John: "For dinner, guests got to make their own Pizza Planet pizzas and they were also served Mr. Potato Head baked potatoes."

Heather: "And for the side dish, we served them delicious and nutritious fruit kabobs."

[Heather finally gets Amelia dressed in her Jessie costume]

Heather: "There, all finished. You look absolutely perfect. Now let's go out and join your father and your brother."

[Heather and Amelia head outside to the party]

John: "We invited all of Xavier's friends from preschool and day camp to the party."

[Xavier's friends arrive at the backyard]

Xavier: "Hi, guys! Thanks for coming to my party!"

[Amelia dashes actually without the Jessie costume or her clothes on and changes the Toy Story music to Going Through Changes by Eminem]

John: "Wait, I thought I deleted that from the playlist!"

Xavier's friend: "The music is now not fitting with the Toy Story theme anymore!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY! I WILL ALSO HAVE P!NK AND LIL' WAYNE!"

[Amelia slams a slice of pizza in one of Xaviers' friends' faces]

[Amelia replaces the toy bowling pins and the ball with alcoholic drinks in cups]

Jo: "My word...Amelia..."

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia takes a nail from the garage and deflates the Toy Story bounce house]

Xavier: [cries] "No, not the bounce house!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia gobbles up all the Martian-mellows]

Heather: "AMELIA ANDREA SUTTON! Put your costume and clothes back on right this instant."

Jo: "Don't worry, Heather. I whipped up another batch of Martian-mellows for the guests. And I got the hole in the bounce house sealed, and it's good as new."

[The bounce house attendant re-inflates the Toy Story bounce house]

[John changes the background music back to Toy Story music]

Xavier's friend: "Here you go, Xavier."

[Xavier's friend Lucas brings a birthday present]

Xavier: "Thank you, Lucas."

[John puts the alcoholic drinks back in the house and brings back the toy bowling pins and ball]

Heather: "Amelia, listen to me. This is your warning. This birthday party means so much to your brother, and he's been looking forward to celebrating it with his friends and family. I mean it, if you ruin it again, you will go inside for a time-out. Is that clear?"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

John: "Okay, who's hungry?"

Kids: "Me!"

Jo: "Soon it was time to open the presents."

[Xavier opens his present from Lucas to reveal a Buzz Lightyear action figure]

Xavier: "AWESOME! Thanks, Lucas!"

???: "Here's a present for you, Xavier!"

Xavier: "Thanks, Toby!"

[Xavier opens the present to reveal...a Toy Story 3 video game]

[Amelia destroys Lasso Bullseye by slashing it in half]

[Amelia gobbles up the Cowboy Hat cookies]

[Amelia downloads a different kind of heavy metal music with much questionable, and SO explicit lyrics by Lil' Wayne and changes the Toy Story music to that heavy metal music]

[Amelia replaces the bowling pins and the ball with the alcoholic drinks]

[Amelia destroys the Toy Story bounce house by using a nail and adding three seperate holes this time]

Xavier: "Amelia, stop! Please! You're ruining the party!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia destroys the Mr. Potato Head Switch by grabbing a mallet from the garage and banging the pieces off to eight]

[Amelia then destroys the Buzz Lightyear pinata by stuffing in lit fireworks]

[Amelia then replaces the Space Ranger Sodas with alcoholic drinks]

[Amelia rips Xavier's XS Woody costume off and rips it into ten pieces and rips the cowboy hat in sixteen]

Amelia: "GET THE (bleep) OUT, WOODY!"

[Amelia knocks the table over]

[Amelia gobbles up all the alien slushies]

[Amelia tears the Pin the Tail on Bullseye into four pieces with a pizza cutter]

John: "Wait, I thought I put those back in the house."

Xavier: (crying) "MY...PARTY!!!!"

Xavier's friend: "I bet your sister is acting just like Sid, Xavier."

[Amelia dances on the table, still naked]

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[All of Xavier's friends leave]

[Heather is SO furious with Amelia and comes down to her level]

Heather: "AMELIA ANDREA SUTTON! YOU ARE GOING INTO TIME-OUT!"

[Heather takes Amelia into the house]

Jo: "Explain why she's there. Remember, you're not pleased."

Heather: "You have been put here in time-out because you ruined the party for your little brother. Plus, you lost your TV privileges for a whole week."

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia gets into the alcoholic drink]

Amelia: (slurring) "I....lub..........u......mum..........." (Translated: I love you mom.)

Heather: "Oh my god.....Amelia....."

John: "What happened here?"

Heather: "Amelia just got into the alcoholic drink."

John: "How?"

Heather: "She replaced the toy bowling pins and space ranger sodas with alcoholic drinks in cups."

Amelia: (slurring) "Mum.....dud....gu....dyyyyy......u........fraks!" (Translated: Mom, Dad, go die, you freaks!)

[Amelia throws up]

Amelia: (slurring) "I.....om..........syyyyyyyyyk......hulp.....hulp..." (Translated: I am sick. Help,help!)

[Amelia barfs again]

Jo: "I do not find it funny that you think it's okay to wreck your little brother's birthday party because the way you are behaving is unacceptable. I expect you to sit on that Naughty Chair for 7 minutes and think about what you're doing. Because every time you behave that way, you are going to be disciplined. Do you understand me?"

[Amelia nods]

Jo: "I expect you to use your voice."

Amelia: (slurring) "Yossssss......" (Translated: Yes.)

Jo: "Your real voice. I don't want you to slur because that is confusing me."

Amelia: (slurring) "Yessssss......." (Translated: Yes.)

Jo: "Your normal voice."

Amelia: (slurring) "Joooo.....goooooo....dyyyyyy..tuu...." (Translated: Jo, go die, too!)

Jo: "I am asking you to pronounce those words correctly, and in addition, you don't say that in front of me."

Amelia: (slurring) "Suuuuuuuuuuuutttttt.....uuuuuuuu...." (Translated: Shut up!)

Jo: "Pronounce your words the right way and don't say that phrase in front of me either."

Amelia: (slurring) "(long bleep)....yuuuuuuuuu....." (Translated: **** you!)

Jo: "Don't you dare swear."

[Amelia punches Jo with her fist that has only the middle finger extended]

Jo: "Don't you dare! That was the worst mistake you've ever made."

Amelia: (slurring) "Huuuuu.....duuuu...yuuuu..theeeenk.....yuuuu..arrrr...." (Translated: Who do you think you are?)

Jo: "I am a nanny with over 22 years of experience, and I know my job."

Amelia: (slurring) "Grooooo....uuuuu...yuuuu...uuuuu....griiiiiit...fuuuuull....pieeeees.....ooooof....(long bleep).." (Translated: Grow up, you ungrateful piece of ****!)

[Amelia punches Jo in the face with her fist that has only the middle finger extended]

Amelia: (slurring) "Suuuuuutttt......uuuuuuuuuuuuu.....smeeelllll.....lllleeeeee...." (Translated: Shut up, smelly!)

7 minutes later

Heather: "Amelia, the reason you were place here on the Naughty Chair is because you ruined your brother's birthday party. I want you to tell him you're sorry."

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

John: "Amelia, I want you to apologize to your brother for ruining that special occasion for him."

Amelia: "NO!"

Jo: "If she can't say sorry for that behavior, then she stays on that chair."

[Jo, John and Heather leave Amelia on the Naughty Chair]

Amelia: "Hmmph!"

Amelia's Epic Tantrum
Jo: "Later on, Amelia wanted to go to the mall. When she was refused, she kicked up a massive tantrum."

Amelia: "Mommy, can I go to the mall?"

Heather: "Not today, Amelia, we have to go to church."

Amelia: "But I don't want to go to church, I hate it!"

Heather: "But that's the way we do it every Sunday, and you have to go to church."

Amelia: "I don't want to go to the church, I want to go to the mall."

Heather: "You can go to the mall another day."

Amelia: "Daddy, can I go to the mall?"

John: "No, we're getting ready to go to church in one hour."

Amelia: "I hate church!"

John: "We will be going to church and then we're going straight home, do you understand?"

Amelia: "No!"

Amelia: "I WANT TO GO TO THE MALL!!!! I WANT TO GO TO THE MALLLLL!!!!"

Heather: "We only got 50 minutes left to get ready!"

Jo: "Amelia, we are going to church, so you have to be ready now! We've got 45 minutes to go!"

Jo: "I want you to put your church clothes on immediately or else you will sit on the Naughty Chair, is that clear?"

Amelia: "I DON'T WANNA PUT MY CHURCH CLOTHES ON!"

Amelia VS The Babysitter
Jo: "Mom and Dad went to a concert, so they left the children with a young babysitter called Caitlin.

Caitlin: "Good evening, Mr. And Mrs. Sutton,"

Amelia turns over a new leaf
Jo: "Amelia, take this piece of paper and crumple it up into a ball; stomp on it, be careful not to rip it."

[Amelia takes a piece of paper from Jo, crumples it up, throws it on the floor and stomps on it]

Jo: "Now, unfold the paper, smooth it out...look at how dirty and scarred it is, Amelia."

[Amelia unfolds the paper, smooths it out and looks at the paper]

Jo: "Now, tell the piece of paper you're sorry."

Amelia: "Sorry."

Jo: "Now remember this, Amelia, even though you you tried to fix it and said you were sorry, those scars are there forever; they will never go away. This is what happens when you bully your brother."