Jonson Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of the credit.
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny."

[Brendan hits Teddy]

[Orlando bites his toe]

Announcer: "Jo meets the Jonson Family with 10 crazy children who run wild including Newborns."

[Orlando screams at the top of his lungs to break a vase]

Kayla: "Who the hell cares."

[Orlando presses the "Blue's Clues." button on his Dynavox]

Dynavox: "Blue's Clues."

Lyra: "No, Orlando!"

[Orlando presses the "Elinor" button on his Dynavox.]

Dynavox: "Elinor Wonders Why."

Lyra: "That's it! Gimme it!"

[Brendan punches Lyra in the face while doing his homework]

Lyra: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!"

Lyra: "Do you want to be stuck in 7th grade?"

Brendan: "Get me out of here!!!"

[Orlando hits Lyra]

Lyra: "No!"

Peyton: "FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH!!!"

[Emmy cries in pains]

Announcer: "Twelve Year old is diagnosed with ADHD, Dyslexia, Dyspraxia and Shellfish allergy, Ten Year old is diagnosed with Bipolar 1 and Nervosa Bulimia, 8 year old diagnosed with Autism, 6 year old diagnosed with Pineapple and Peanut allergy, 5 year old is diagnosed with ADHD and peanut allergy and 3 year old is diagnosed with Autism."

John: "GO AWAY!!!"

[Orlando hitting himself]

[Brendan falls down the stairs]

Cameron: "DADDY YOUR STUPID!!!"

Announcer: "Dinner times and Bedtimes are included."

[Orlando cries while Lyra drags him to the table]

[Orlando presses the "Happy Meal." button on his Dynavox]

Dynavox: "Happy Meal."

[Orlando spits the carrot out]

Jake: "I guess you don't like it."

[The Kids get out of their bed]

Announcer: "First, the oldest is aggressive."

[Brendan hits Orlando]

Announcer: "Second, the middle child is aggressive."

[John smacks Teddy causing him to cry]

Announcer: "And the other children..."

[Orlando screams]

[Kayla hits Brendan]

Announcer: "Will Jo stand up for justice?"

[Corey sleeping in his crib] [Orlando presses "In-N-Out Burger." Button on his Dynavox]

Dynavox: "In-N-Out Burger."

Lyra: "Kayla, you have lost your Elinor Wonders Why One Summer Changes Elinor DVD because you threw something at me!"￼

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm at Anaheim, California to help a Family who needs my help lets take look."

Jake: "Hi we are The Jonson Family, I'm Jake and This is my Wife Lyra and We have 10 Children."

[Brendan yelling and Card Title: Brendan Age: 12]

Jake: "Brendan is 12 and has ADHD, Dyslexia, Dyspraxia and Shellfish allergy."

[Johnathan growls and Card Title: Johnathan "John" Age: 10]

Lyra: "Johnathan or We called him John is 10 and Have Bi-Polar 1 and Nervosa Bulimia."

[Kayla swimming in pool and Card Title: Kayla Age: 8]

Jake: "Kayla is 8 and she is autistic."

[Kayla watching Elinor Wonders Why]

Jake: "Her favorite show is Elinor Wonders Why."

[Peyton eating Chocolate Cupcake and Card Title: Peyton Age: 6]

Lyra: "Peyton is 6 and she has pineapple and peanut allergy."

[Cameron eating McDonald's French Fries and Card Title: Cameron Age: 5]

Jake: "Cameron is 5 and Diagnosed with ADHD and peanut allergy."

[Mika dancing and Card Title: Michaela "Mika" Age: 4]

Jake: "Michaela or We called her Mika is 4."

[Orlando Banging his head on Floor and Card Title: Orlando Age: 3]

Lyra: "Orlando is 3 and he is also autistic."

[Teddy screaming and Card Title: Theodore "Teddy" Age: 2]

Jake: "Theodore we called him Teddy and he is 2."

[Corey sucking his blue pacifier and Emmy sucking her pink pacifier and Card Title: Corey and Emeline "Emmy" Age: 1 week old]

Jake: "And Corey and Emeline or we call her Emmy are Newborns."

Jo: "You have Beautiful Children."

Jake: "I work as Teacher and I work Mondays to Fridays."

Lyra: "And I'm Stay at Home Mom."

[Brendan punches John in Gut]

Jake: "Brendan has Hot Temper."

Brendan: "FUCK YOU!!!"

[Brendan punches Teddy in The Face Cause Him to cry]

Lyra: "Homework makes him to be Frustrated."

Brendan: "I HATE MY HOMEWORK!!!"

Jo: "That is so Unacceptable!!"

Lyra: "John is diagnosed with Bipolar and He has Violent Outburst."

John (Screaming Violently): "GIVE ME FUCKING HOT SAUCE, RED PEPPERS AND FUCKING JALAPEÑOS NOW OR I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!"

[John punches wall]

Jake: "He attempted suicide couple times when he is in his Depressive Episode."

Jo: "He needs to controlled it!!!"

Lyra: "Kayla argues a lot!!"

Kayla: "I'm not doing this fucking shit."

Kayla: "I don't care"

Jo: "That's Argumentative Little Girl."

Lyra: "Peyton is the most difficult child."

Peyton: "FUCK YOU!!!"

Jake: "When she don't get her own way she starts to lash out."

[Peyton punches Teddy Face making him to cry]

[Peyton headbutts Jake]

[Peyton screams]

Jo: "This Little Girl is so angry."

[Cameron climbs on the counter]

Jake: "Cameron acts before he thinks."

[Cameron bites Teddy making him cry]

[Cameron jumps off the counter]

[Cameron spits at Kayla]

[Cameron hits Corey making him cry]

Lyra: "Don't hit the baby!!!"

Cameron: "Mommy you are a Poopy Butt."

Cameron: "Daddy you are Poopy Pants!!!"

[Cameron jumps on his bed]

Jo: "This little boy's behavior is Impulsive and Hyperactive."

Lyra: "Mika is Strong-Willed 4 year old she is Defiant and Stubborn."

Mika: "You can't make me to do it, You can't make me to do it Mommy!!!"

Mika: "I HATE YOU BITCH!!!!"

[Mika throws Toy Car at Orlando]

Mika: "NO!!!"

Jo: "She is so Stubborn!!!"

Jake: Orlando is also hyperactive."

[Orlando jumps on his Bed]

Jake: "Jumps on the bed."

[Orlando screams]

Jake: "He screams."

[Orlando biting Lyra Brendan]

Lyra: "He bites."

[Orlando hits Brendan]

Jake: "He is aggressive."

[Orlando throws Baby Alive Doll at Teddy making him cry]

Jake: "He throws Things."

[Orlando crying, Screaming, Banging his Head on Door and biting his hand]

[Orlando Vocalizing]

Jake: "Orlando is Nonverbal."

[Teddy screaming]

Lyra: "Teddy screams, Hits, Bites, Throws Tantrums and Hurts The Babies."

[Teddy screams and cries]

[Teddy hits Orlando]

[Teddy smacks Emmy making her to cry]

Lyra: "The Kids Fight."

[The Kids Wrestling]

Jake: "Trashing The House."

[Orlando coloring on the walls]

[Brendan throws Clothes on Floor]

[Mika putting water on the floor]

Lyra: "Screaming."

[The Kids screaming]

Jake" They Swears."

Brendan: "Fuck You!!!"

Kayla: "Go Fuck Off!!!"

John: "Bitch!!!"

Peyton: "Go away you Stupid Motherfucker!!!"

Lyra: "They eat Junk Food."

[Orlando eating French Fries from Burger King]

[Brendan eating Hershey Candy Bar]

[John eating Jalapeño]

Lyra: "They Refuse to Eat Their Dinner."

[Brendan smash his plate]

Cameron: "I hate Peas."

John: "PEAS TASTE LIKE SHIT!!!"

Lyra: "They act up in Public."

[Brendan crossing the street]

Lyra: "BRENDAN!!!"

[Orlando crying]

Jake: "And They Refuse to Sleep."

[Brendan, John and Kayla getting out of their rooms]

[Peyton, Cameron, Mika, Orlando and Teddy screaming and getting out of their rooms]

Lyra: "I yelled at my Kids."

Lyra: "CAMERON, MIKA, ORLANDO AND TEDDY CLEAN UP YOUR MESS NOW!!!"

Jo: "This Lady is out of her mind!!!"

[Photo of Ryder smiling]

Lyra: "5 years ago, We lost our Nephew named Ryder due to a Drowning Accident."

[Another Photo of Lyra's Grandmother and Lyra's Grandfather at Kayla's 4th Birthday]

Lyra: "My Grandmother also past away due to Alzheimer's and My Grandfather due to Heart Disease a year ago."

[Another Photo of Jake's Grandmother and Jake's Grandfather at Orlando's 1st Birthday]

Jake: "My Grandmother died due to Lung Cancer and My Grandfather died due to Covid-19."

Jake and Lyra: "Supernanny we need your help!!!"

Jo: "Ok Mom and Dad don't throw a towel I'm on my way."

Introduction
[Jo knocks on Single Family Home and Lyra opens The Door]

Lyra: "Hi I'm Lyra."

Jo: "I'm Jo Frost nice to meet you!!"

Lyra: "Me Too."

[Orlando playing by himself]

Lyra: "This is Orlando he is 3 years old."

Jo: "Hi Orlando."

[Orlando continues to Stacking Up Blocks]

Jo: "Think He is Busy."

Jo: "Hi What's Your Name?"

John: "John."

Jo: "How Old Are You?"

John: "I'm Turning 11 in December."

Jo: "Hi What's Your Name?"

Peyton: "Peyton."

Jo: "How Old are You?"

Peyton: "6."

[Kayla and Cameron watching My Hero Academia]

Jo: "Hi what's your names?"

Kayla: "My name is Kayla. I love Elinor Wonders Why."

Jo: (giggles) "Hey, you know what? I like Elinor Wonders Why too. The rabbit, the elephant, the bat... And guess what, the rabbit has a mop of hair! She was probably wearing a wig!"

Cameron: "Cameron."

[Brendan, Mika and Teddy playing Roblox]

Jo: "Hi What's Your Name?"

Brendan: "I'm Brendan."

Mika: "Mika."

Teddy: "Teddy."

[Jake holding Corey and Emmy]

Jo: "You have a Baby Brother and Baby Sister."

Jake: "Yes This is Corey and Emmy."

Jo: "Brendan is 12, John is almost 11, Kayla is 8, Peyton is 6, Cameron is 5, Mika is 4, Orlando is 3, Teddy is 2 and Emmy and Corey are Newborns."

Observation Starts
Jo: "John throw a Rage Because Mika Won The Game Called "Fortnite."

Mika: "I won the game loser."

John: "WHAT THE FUCK MIKA, I WANT TO WIN BITCH!!!"

[John starts screaming 9and Breaking Lyra's Favorite Vase and Beating Up Mika causing her to cry]

John: "I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

Mika (sobbing): "MOMMY!!!"

[Lyra goes into gaming room and Seeing Mika crying and John breaking things]

Lyra: "JOHN STOP!!!"

[John punches Mika in the face and Lyra puts John in the room]

Jo: "I know John lash out but Same Time John has Bipolar, He can't controlled that when Lyra put him in the room, John still didn't calm down."

[John gets out of his room and starts beating Cameron up cause him to cry]

Orlando's Sensory Meltdown
Jo: "Orlando throw a Sensory Meltdown because Everyone was making noise."

Kids Acting Up in Public
Jo: "So today the kids are going to the store."

[Kayla watching the Elinor Wonders Why episode "Backyard Soup" on her iPad]

Lyra: "Kids put your mask on because we're going to shop for Food, Clothes, Pictures and Toys!!"

Kayla: "NO!!!!"

Teddy: "I DON'T WANNA WEAR A MASK MOMMA!!!"

[Orlando presses "I don't wanna wear a mask." Button on his Dynavox]

Dynavox: "I don't wanna wear a mask."

Lyra: "Yes you do! Put a mask on! As for you Kayla you can watch more Elinor Wonders Why a bit later."

Kayla: "NO! I WANT TO KEEP WATCHING ELINOR!!!"

Kayla's iPad: "It's called cactus. And it tastes great in a soup."

Jo: "Lyra takes Kayla's IPad and Kayla throw a Temper Tantrum."

[Orlando covers his ears]

Kayla: "I WANT TO WATCH ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!"

Lyra: "YOUR NOT WATCHING ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!!"

[Lyra puts Orlando's and Teddy's Mask on and Brendan, John, Kayla, Peyton, Cameron and Mika puts Mask on and They get out of the car and Goes into Target]

Peyton: Mom I want Basketball!!!!"

[They head to Target, which is the store they're going.]

Lyra: "Now all of you must behave!"

[Peyton flips her mom off]

Kayla: "No! Target is closed today!"

Lyra: "Let's go to a different store then."

[Everyone went into van and Lyra droves to Walmart]

Observation Continues
Jo: "And The Kids started the Chaos and Kayla started to Argue with her Parents."

[Brendan hits Teddy]

[Orlando bites his Toe]

[Orlando screams at the top of his lungs]

[Orlando throws his Digby Dragon toy around]

Lyra: "Kayla I want you to clean your room."

Kayla: "No, Mom I don't wanna to do it!!!"

[Orlando presses "Blue's Clues." Button on his Dynavox]

Dynavox: "Blue's Clues."

Lyra: "No, Orlando!!!!"

[Orlando presses the "Elinor" button on his Dynavox.]

Dynavox: "Elinor Wonders Why."

Lyra: "That's it!!! Gimme it!!!"

[Orlando bites Lyra]

Lyra: "Orlando Casper, You don't bite me go to timeout now!!!"

Teddy: "(Beep) YOU!!!"

[Orlando jumps and flapping his hands while he is in timeout]

[Brendan accidentally bumped into Lyra]

[Peyton breaks Lyra's Favorite Vase and Starts to beat up Mika]

Cameron: "BRENDAN YOUR A DUMMY!!!"

Brendan: "WHAT THE (Beep) DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE (Beep)!!!"

[Brendan and Cameron starts to fight]

Jo: "The Chaos stop by 45 minutes."

[Peyton punches Jake in the face]

Jo: "Jake wanted Peyton to pick up her shoes but Peyton refused and starts to become aggressive towards her father."

[Peyton scratches Jake's arm]

Jake: "Peyton Stop Now!!!

Peyton: "FUCK YOU BITCH!!!"

[Peyton headbutts Jake and Jake puts her on the Naughty Step]

Peyton: "I get Angry that I will hurt my family."

Orlando wanders off
Jo: "The Kids was playing until Orlando escaped the house!!!"

Jake: "ORLANDO!!!"

Jake: "Orlando is very hard to handle but he is not much difficult than his Older Sister name Peyton."

Jo: "This Little Boy is Autistic he has no sense danger because Children who are moderately or Severely Autistic tend to eloped than the Children who are Mildly Autistic, Parents really need to Supervised their own children!!!"

[Orlando hiding and Brendan finds Him]

Brendan: "Orlando is here!!!"

Brendan's Homework Time (Dealing with ADHD and Dyslexia)
Jo: " It was Brendan's Homework Time but Things went really went wrong!!!"

Brendan: "MOM I NEED HELP!!!"

Jo talks to Brendan
[Jo seeing Brendan Crying]

Jo: "Brendan What's Wrong?"

Brendan: "I'm Fine!!!"

Dinner Time
Jo: "It was dinner Time but Things really went wrong when they go to a restaurant."

[Orlando cries while Lyra Drags him to Table]

[Orlando presses "Happy Meal." Button on his Dynavox]

Dynavox: "Happy Meal."

Lyra: "We are going to McDonald's! But no Happy Meal!"

[Lyra stays silent and hears some Elinor Wonders Why sounds coming from the living room]

Lyra: "Kayla, turn Elinor off! We're going to McDonald's for dinner!"

Jake: "We need to bring Healthy Food Too, because The Kids need to stay alive!!!"

Lyra: "Your Right Jake. We need to give them healthy food!!!"

[Brendan and Cameron jumping on the couch]

Lyra: "Kids, Get in the Van."

Cameron: "Okay."

[Brendan falls when he run outside]

[Jake gets the kids masks, Diapers, Orlando and Teddy's Sippy Cups, Corey and Emmy's Baby Bottles with latex teats, Baby Formula, Vegetables and Fruits and Gets in The Van]

Jake: "Where is John?"

Kayla: "He is getting his Bakugou Plushie."

[John gets his Bakugou Plushie and gets into the van]

Bed Time
Jo: "The Kids was again acting up and Lyra want them to go to bed cause Orlando and Teddy to throw a tantrum."

Lyra: "It's Bedtime."

[Brendan watching Sonic Boom]

Lyra: "Brendan turned it off!!!"

Family Meeting
Jo: "You both have beautiful children."

[Jake and Lyra smiles]

Jo: "But there is a problem about the children's behavior!!!"

Jake: "I know Jo is going to criticize me and Lyra."

Jo: Let's talk about the behavior, there is a lot of biting, hitting, kicking, headbutting, scratching, pinching, punching, spitting, screaming, arguing, name-calling, broken things, fighting, inappropriate language, bullying and swearing."

Household Routine/Rules
Jo: "There is no bedtime and parents don't know what time when the kids have breakfast, lunch and even dinner! So today I'm giving them a Household and they have to follow through the routine."

Jo: "Jake and Lyra here is Routine chart to give you and the kids structure."


 * 6:30 am to 7:00 am: Wake the kids up
 * 7:00 am to 7:30 am: Breakfast time, Made your bed, Brushing your teeth and take a shower.
 * 7:30 am to 8:00 am: Take the kids to school.
 * 8:00 am to 9:00 am: Corey and Emeline's Naptime.
 * 9:00 am to 9:30 am: Clean the house.
 * 9:30 am to 10:20 am: TV Time and feed Corey and Emeline.
 * 10:20 am to 11:10 am: Kids playing outside.
 * 11:10 am to 12:00 pm: Lunch and Snack Time.
 * 12:00 pm to 1:30 pm: Michaela, Orlando, Theodore, Corey and Emeline's Naptime.
 * 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm: Corey and Emeline's Naptime.
 * 2:00 to 3:30 pm: Pick the kids up from school.
 * 3:30 pm to 3:50 pm: Homework Time.
 * 3:50 pm to 4:00 pm: Feed Corey and Emeline.
 * 4:00 pm to 5:00 pm: Play Time.
 * 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm: Dinner Time.
 * 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm: Take a Shower and Brush your teeth.
 * 7:30 pm to 7:50 pm: Cameron, Michaela, Orlando, Theodore, Corey and Emeline bedtime.
 * 7:50 pm to 8:50 pm: Spend time with Brendan, Johnathan, Kayla and Peyton.
 * 8:50 pm to 9:00 pm: Brendan, Johnathan, Kayla and Peyton's bedtime.
 * 9:00 pm to 9:50 pm: Clean the house.

Naughty Step (Outside Only)
Jo: "When The Kids playing Outside, Cameron and Orlando started to act up so I told Jake to step up."

[Orlando Kicks Cameron and Cameron punches Orlando in the Face]

[Orlando throws his Poppets at Cameron and Cameron throws his Fidget Spinner at Orlando]

Jo: "Jake go down to their level and give them a authoritative voice and If they don't listen to you then put them on the Naughty Step for 5 minutes for Cameron and 3 minutes for Orlando."

Jake: "Okay."

[Jake goes down to Cameron and Orlando's Level]

Jake: (Authoritative Voice) "Cameron and Orlando, This is your warning keep on hurting each other and both of you will go to the naughty step."

Privilege Removal
Jo: "Today, I'm Introducing Privilege Removal Chart for the older ones."

Snack Jar Technique
Jo: "The Kids constantly snack on junk food everyday so I introduce the Snack Jar Technique."

Chore Buddies
Jo: "Their is too much clutter in this house. Today I will introduce Chore Buddies."

Same Page
Jo: "Jake and Lyra are not on the same page. So I will help them to help their relationship."

Communication
Jo: "Orlando is Autistic and he does need help with his speech. So Speech therapist will help him."

Homework Station
Jo: "Brendan really need help on his homework since he has ADHD, Dyslexia and Dyspraxia."

Kids turn into a Good Leaf
Brendan: "I'm very sorry for acting up for many years."

John: "I'm very sorry for doing many bad things."

Kayla: "I'm so sorry for disobeying you!!!"

Peyton: "I'm sorry for acting up!!!"

Cameron: "I'm sorry for disrespecting you!!!"

Mika: "I'm Sorry Mom and Dad."

[Orlando pressed "I'm Sorry." on his Dynovax]

Dynovax: "I'm Sorry."

Teddy: "I'm sorry Mommy for being Rude."

Time for Jo Jo to Go
Jo: "It's time for me to go!!!"

Mika: "Don't Go Jo Jo!!!"

Jo: "The other families need my help Mika."

Brendan: "Bye Jo Jo."

John: "Bye Jo Frost."

Kayla: "Bye Jo."

Peyton: "Bye Jo Jo!!!"

Cameron (waves): Bye Jo Jo."

Mika: "Bye Jo Jo!!!"

Orlando: "Jo Jo!!!"

Teddy: "Bye Jo Jo I will miss you."

Jake and Lyra: "Jo, Thank you for helping our family!!!"