Weeb Thief/Transcript

Where's My Pikachu?
[Another Reicheru wakes up then screams]

Another Reicheru: "" (Translation: PIKACHU! PIKACHU!)

[Maria Tachimi comes in]

Maria: "What's wrong? Reicheru-san?"

Another Reicheru: "" (Translation: Maria! It's bad! Pikachu-san's gone!)

Maria: "My grandfather's Rising Sun Japanese flag is gone too, he gave that to me for my 8th birthday before I died, I placed it near my Thundercracker figure to keep it guard."

[Marie comes in]

Marie: "My toy robot's gone too."

[We hear screaming]

Satoko: "" (Translation: WHERE'S MY LEVI ACKERMANN DOLL?! He should be here somewhere!)

Annoncement
Sophie: "Hello, team, we have an announcement to make, we have been notified things have been stolen from officers and soldiers, things that have been stolen is Maria Tachimi's flag, Another Reicheru's large Pikachu doll, Satoko's Levi from Attack on Titan plush, and Jiko's Chopper plush, anyone who is guilty of stealing these will not only be kicked from this military, but your rights that you got while here will be revoked."

Toshio: "" (Translation: I hope so, Mom's locked in her room from Levi plush-withdrawal."

Maria: "Ichi-san gave me that war flag, it had many Japanese greetings from his old friends on it, and now it's gone."