Harvard Family/Transcript

Pre-introduction
Announcer: Welcome to Windsor. A city which is right by the American border to Detroit, and also home of the Stalin Family.

Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny, Jo meets for the first time...

Joseph: BEFORE I GO OUT AND STAB YOU, STOP IT MURPHY!

Announcer: A family with abusive parents that sounds just like a criminal.

Jo: In every country of the world, child abuse is illegal.

'''Announcer: The children also have fear of bugs, facing the parents to make more threats. '''

Joseph: WHETHER IT'S THE (bleep) FLY OR ME TRYING TO HIT YOU IT'S JUST A FLY DON'T MAKE ME BRING IT HERE!!!

Announcer: Can Jo help the family, both the kids and the parents before all hail gets worse?

Jo: Trust me Joseph and Wendall. I am not joking.

'''Announcer: The family would now face Jo's though, not-so-abusive rules. Forever.'''

[Intro]

Submission Reel
[In this scene the vehicle is driving from the US border and entering Canada]

Announcer: It's a busy day at the Border Crossing, which means it will give Jo more time to watch the Submission Reel and relax while waiting for passport control.

Jo: So I'm at the Ambassador Border Crossing and if the cars go fast, I will be in Windsor to help a family in need. I can't wait to cross the border. Really, I've never experienced that before.

[Jo opens Laptop, plays Video]

Joseph: Hi guys, it's me Joseph, I'm 45 years old.

Wendall: And I'm Wendall, I'm 33.

Joseph: We have 3 kids, 13-year old Alexia, 10-year old Alan and 3-year old Murphy.

Wendall: There is a scene going on in this family. All of our kids are scared of insects/spiders

[Cameraman screams at the same time with kids while showing a scene of spider]

[Joseph raises his voice]

Joseph: (BLEEP) THIS, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

Jo: Gosh, he can't use a low-tone voice! I'm lucky my parents do.

Alan: There is a--

[Joseph grabs knife and uses as a threat]

Jo: Really? I got to stop this, this is child abuse.

Joseph: I have to lose it when I'm under control. And here in Canada, you're allowed to slap your child.

[Scene shows Joseph slapping child]

Jo: I know they allow this here, but I had a campaign to help it end. And that makes me unhappy.

Wendall: Our 10-year old Alan is a very bad child. He fails school, he misbehaves and yeah.

Joseph: Supernanny, we have auditioned for this show and you better hurry. Take a plane, it's fast! See ya there!

[Jo closes Laptop]

Jo: I'm not on the plane. I'm in a car, waiting to cross the border.

Announcer: Just 30 minutes later Jo is finally about to enter Canada.

Observation begins
'''Announcer: Jo is on her way, and as you know she works 27 years as a nanny, turning families from naughty to nice. But won't Jo try it on a very abusive family? She'd never been to one before, but you'll see.'''

[Jo knocks on the door]

[Joseph opens the door]

Joseph: Hello!

Jo: Hello, nice to meet you I'm Jo, how are you?

Joseph: (bleep)-ed up.

Jo: That language please. Now can we introduce your children?

Joseph: Before then I will tell you why, our kids is crap.

[Jo and Joseph go to closet]

Joseph: So as you know Alan and Murphy had misbehaved on their trip to the store.

Jo: Oh. That's bad.

Joseph: I will show this to you, because when we discipline [Joseph opens closet] we---

[Jo gets shocked]

''Jo: I never knew this. He would trap his children into a closet for misbehaviour? That's so bad.''

[Kids grab onto Jo's leg]

Jo: Aw... Hi Alan and Murphy, nice to meet you I'm Jo, how are---

[Joseph raises his voice]

Joseph: GO TO YOUR (BLEEP) ROOM RIGHT NOW!

Jo: My word. You almost hurt my ears.

Joseph: Oh sorry. But we yell at our children you know.

'''Announcer: Yelling isn't a good idea after all when disciplining children. It is something that parents need to keep on controlling.'''

Jo: Did you know swearing at your children causes them to learn bad words?

Joseph: No.