The Williams Family celebrates the New Year, while Josephine, John and Jett get sent to Military School

December 26 - The Triplets Get Ready for Military School
Nicole: "On the day after Christmas, Josephine, John and Jett are going to spend their 5th birthday, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day in Military School in Alabama."

Petunia: "Because you misbehaved this Christmas season, you will go to Military School in Alabama."

Josephine, John and Jett: (screaming at the top of their lungs) "WE DON'T WANNA SPEND THE REST OF THE SEASON IN MILITARY SCHOOL!"

Bryce: "Too bad. There isn't anything you can do about it."

Nicole: "The reason why they are going there is that they were put on Santa's Naughty List and ruined Christmas, which led to their 5th birthday being completely cancelled."

Josephine: "One of these days, we will kill mom!"

John: "AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jett draws a picture of their mother tied to cement blocks and being drowned in the ocean]

Josephine: "Hey that's a good one!"

John: "Yeah! I like it!"

1 Hour After the Triplets Have Left
Satoko: "Hey, Dad. Wasn't that a bit harsh that you cancelled Josephine, John and Jett's birthday party?"

December 30
Officer: "YOU ARE NOT CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY IN HERE AND THAT DECISION IS FINAL!!!! NOW GET ON WITH !!!"

2028 Becomes 2029
Petunia: "Have you got the decorations up?"

Petunia: "Have you got the hats and noisemakers ready?"

Yoshi/Satoko: "Happy New Year!"