Stacie falsely claimed that Rico swore

Stacie falsely claims that Rico was very, very bad and very, very badly-behaved
Nicole: "Stacie falsely claimed that Rico was worse than Chantelle McGregor, Gracie Zambrelli, and even Sabrina-Brunetta Spears, and falsely claimed that she was telling the truth."

[Rico is watching Rolie Polie Olie]

Stacie: "Ooh, you are going to get it, Rico."

[Stacie gets the phone and dials Giuseppe's cell phone number]

Giuseppe: "This had better be important."

Stacie: "Of course it is! Rico called me a slut, a bitch, told me to eat some shit, told me to suck his dick, and even swallow it, he peed his pants, and he watched a ton of TV!"

(she quickly takes a picture of Rico watching Rolie Polie Olie on TV and sends it to Giuseppe)

Giuseppe: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. He will be in the biggest trouble ever. It's gonna be an extra hard, large, and fast spanking with a mace."

Stacie: (grinning) "Rico said a million bad words."

Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER, LARGER AND FASTER SPANKING!"

[Stacie takes one of Rico's markers and writes bad words on the walls]

Stacie: "He threatened to kill me and he even wrote very bad words on the walls."

Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER, LONGER AND FASTER SPANKING, PLUS A GROUNDING!"

Stacie: "He threatened to barbecue all my expensive jewelry."

Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER, LONGER AND FASTER BEATING!"

Stacie: "He called me names."

Myles: "Auntie Stacie is a big, big poopy butt!"

[Rico runs outside and goes into an abandoned refrigerator and hides there]

Myles: "Stacie is a big fat liar! She doesn't have any proof, you big fat, stupid moron!"

[Rico finds Paula who is heading out for an errand and begs to come with her]

Rico: "Mommy, can I come with you, please? Myles, too?"

Stacie: "Paula, you just go on by yourself. You can get your errands done faster without your son getting in your way."

[Paula leaves]

[Rico decides to run away from home]

[Rico grabs his toys, clothes, books, shoves them into his backpack and sneaks out the front door, staring to run away from home]

Cut to:

[Rico is 15 miles from home]

Stacie: "There you are, you are coming back home."

[Stacie loads Rico into the car and drives him back home]

Stacie: "You are going to get it even more."

All Giuseppe believes is his siblings
[Back in the Iconic-Todaro household]

[Stacie rings on the doorbell]

[Giuseppe gets it]

Giuseppe: "Excuse me. Where's Rico Iconic-Todaro?"

Stacie: "There he is. Trust me, he said a million bad words, peed his pants, called me names, watched a ton of TV, threatened to lacerate me, and threatened to barbecue all my expensive jewelry. He tried to run away, but I found him and brought him back home."

Giuseppe: "Is it true?"

Stacie: "It is true."

Giuseppe: "RICO ICONIC-TODARO! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE OR I WILL SLICE YOUR THROAT!!!"

[Rico ignores Giuseppe]

[Giuseppe goes to the car and knocks on the carseat window]

[Rico still ignores Giuseppe]

[Giuseppe tries to open the door, but it's locked]

[Giuseppe goes back to Stacie]

Giuseppe: "The door is locked."

Stacie: "Don't worry, dear brother, I got the car key."

[Stacie unlocks the door with a car key]

[Rico locks his door]

4 minutes later

Nicole: "After 4 minutes, Giuseppe finally conquered Rico."

[A furious Giuseppe uncontrollably carries Rico and makes a dash for the door and before he reaches the door, Stacie opens it]

[Stacie comes in it with Giuseppe and Rico, and locks the door]

[A ferocious Giuseppe and his ferocious siblings trap Rico in the center of the circle]

Giuseppe: (megaphone) "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE GETTING A SPANKING?!?!?!"

Rico: "I... I don't.... deserve a spanking..."

Stacie: (megaphone) "YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHY YOU'RE GETTING A SPANKING?!?!?!?!"

Giuseppe: (megaphone) "DON'T LIE TO YOUR FATHER, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!"

Pietro: (megaphone) "YOU RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND CUSSED A MILLION TIMES!!!"

Marshall: (megaphone) "YOU URINATED YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!!!"

Angelo: (megaphone) "YOU WATCHED WAY TOO MUCH TELEVISION!!!!!"

Giovanni: (megaphone) "WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THREATEN TO MURDER STACIE AND BURN HER EXPENSIVE JEWELRIES?!?!?!"

Rico: "You are an idiot! You don't have any evidence against me! I didn't do any of that bad things!"

Stacie: (megaphone) "THAT IS FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE! YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! I DON'T NEED PROOF!"

Rico: "But Stacie doesn't have the evidence to prove it."

Angelo: (megaphone) "WHO THE HELL BELIEVES YOU?!?! NOBODY!! I DON'T NEED EVIDENCE!!!!!"

Rico: (getting tears in his eyes) "No one should..."

Giovanni: (megaphone) "NO ONE WHAT?!"

Rico: "I didn't do it..."

Stacie: (megaphone) "DON'T LIE! JUST LOOK AT THE WALLS!"

[Stacie points to the walls with very bad words written on it, complete with "I did it, signed Rico,"]

Giuseppe: (megaphone) "THAT'S IT! FUCKING SPANKING!!! YOU ARE ALSO NOT GOING TO SCHOOL ANYMORE!"

Stacie: "Can somebody please get a mace?"

[Rico runs and quickly hides every mace he could find in the house under the kitchen sink]

Giovanni: "I couldn't find any mace, would a belt do?"

[Pietro temporarily leaves the circle, goes upstairs, and gets the mace, and comes back to it]

[The circle drops Rico]

[Rico locks his bedroom door]

Giuseppe: (megaphone) "NOW! FUCKING SPANKING!!! You are on a diet of bread and water and will never run away again."

[Paula arrives home]

Paula: "What is going on, Giuseppe?"

Giuseppe: (megaphone) "THAT'S TOTALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!"

[Pietro comes with a bar of soap]

Pietro: "Rico is now--"

Giuseppe: (quickly) "Shhhhh!"

The spanking begins
2 minutes later

Pietro: (megaphone) "IF I HAVE TO SIZZLE YOUR WHOLE BODY TO FIX YOUR ATTITUDE AND TEACH YOU A F***ING LESSON, THAT'S THE F***ING WAY IT'S GOING TO BE!!!"

Video: "3... 2... 1... SPANK!"

[Rico replaces himself with a dummy and hides in the bathroom with the door locked]

[Giuseppe gets a key, unlocks the door, discovers Rico, takes Rico away, holds Rico upon his knee, and spanks Rico's face with a mace, three hits per second]

Rico: "OWWWWWW! DADDY!"

Stacie: (megaphone) "NAUGHTY BOY!"

Giuseppe: (megaphone) "DON'T YOU DADDY ME, YOU LITTLE PUNK!"

Rico: "I didn't do anything!"

Pietro: (megaphone) "HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!!! DO NOT LIE TO ME!"

[Grandma Ada joins her children and beats her grandson with a belt]

Grandma Ada: This is for being ugly and fat!!!

[Giuseppe spanks Rico even harder]

5 minutes later

[Rico's face is completely red]

[Giuseppe goes to Rico's shoulders]

Stacie: (megaphone) "SHAME ON YOU, RICO!! DON'T BE BAD!!!"

Giuseppe: "Do you have anything to confess?"

Rico: "I stole money out of Aunt Stacie's purse..."

[Rico escapes and runs away]

[Giuseppe banishes Rico back into the circle and begins spanking Rico harder]

[Grandpa Pablo joins his wife and children and beats his grandson with a belt]

10 minutes later

[Rico's shoulders are completely red]

[Giuseppe goes to Rico's neck]

Stacie: (megaphone) "SHAME ON YOU, RICO!!!! DON'T BE USELESS!!!!!!"

15 minutes later

[Rico's neck is completely red]

[Rico runs away from home]

Paula gets tough
1 hour later

[Rico is completely red, no exceptions]

[Paula finds Rico running away at the countryside]

Paula: "OMG! RICO! WHO DID THAT?!"

Rico: "DADDY AND HIS SIBLINGS! So did grandma Ada and Grandpa Pablo. Aunt STACIE TRICKED DADDY INTO THINKING I SWORE! SO I AM RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!

Myles: (megaphone) "Aunt STACIE'S A BIG, SMELLY OLD POOPY-HEAD!"

Stacie: (megaphone) "YOU KNOW YOU SWORE! I NOW KNOW WHO'S BEEN STEALING MONEY OUT OF MY PURSE!"

Paula: "STACIE, PIETRO, ANGELO, GIOVANNI, MARSHALL, AND GIUSEPPE!!!!!!! YOU SHALL BE IN ALOT OF TROUBLE! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU, ADA AND PABLO!"

Marisa: "I saw it, Mom. Rico did NOT swear. aunt Stacie also tricked Dad into thinking he said a million bad words, threaten to kill aunt Stacie, and threaten to barbecue his expensive jewelry."

Lucy: "OF COURSE THEY SHOULD BE GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES!!!!!!!"

Marisa: "Lucy, calm down!"

Lucy: "Don't worry...I will."