The Devil Made Me Do it!

(We flash forward to the year 2030, where Jann Simmons just got released from prison. I go to the Simmons household to expose Jann's hypocrisy. Let's see what she is doing)

(The camera shows Jann reading her Bible and carrying a crucifix in her left hand)

Jann: I can't believe I got put in prison for defending my faith! This is persecution at its best. That autistic brat is demonic, and needs to burn in the lake of fire! I hate her. She is possessed by demons!

(I bang the door)

Jann: Aw great! CAN't YOU SEE I AM PRAYING?

Me: Jann, open this door please.

(Jann opens the door)

Jann (presending to be innocent): Why hello there! Madam, what can I do for you?

Me: Don't you play innocent with me, young lady! I saw what you have been doing to these poor people out there, and I am beyond appalled by your attitude! I mean, what in the world? I have seen some zealots on YouTube, but YOU, you take it to the next level! You are worse than Derek Armstrong. In fact, I think you might be his twin. Just in female form.

Jann: Ma'am, it's not what you think.

Me: Jann Simmons! Stop playing the victim!!!!! I have seen and watched you every step of the way, and I am not pleased with your behavior towards others. You think Jews, Muslims, atheists, Shintos, Hindus, and other religions are Satanic??????

Jann: Listen! The only truth is Christianity. John 14:6 states that Christ is the way, the truth, and the life.

Me: I agree that the gospel of Christ is the truth. But, you call those who don't believe in your beliefs Satanists??? That is not how you share the love of Jesus with others! You think tomboyishness and flamboyance are sinful, and that almost everything you see is demonic??

Jann: Well, let me tell you! These teenagers who are playing Fortnite are the whores of Babylon, the idols of Israel, and the descendants of Beelzebub. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a Satanic witch.

Me: Do you even hear yourself, Jann? Your heart is filled with so much hate and bigotry. This is legalism and blasphemy at its finest. With your words and ⠽⠗ deeds, you discredit the very nature of God. The one who loved you. The one who sent His son to die for YOU! I also saw what you did to that poor girl yesterday, and I am astounded. How DARE you speak ill on this child, and wish death upon her and Mark! She has nonverbal autism. She can't speak!

(The camera flashes back to the Slater household)

Jann (shaking Stacy's head while spanking her with a ruler): CRYING PEOPLE ARE THE CHILDREN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHUT THE HECK UP BEFORE I DRAG YOU TO THE ATTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark: LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU PYSCHO!!!

(Cut back to: Armstrongmai911 and Jann)

Me: Do you know that girl was screaming for her life!?!?!? I mean, how could you be THIS cruel, Jann? You also think crying people are Satan's children!? Have YOU not cried in your life? Let me tell you something. Crying is an expression of our brokenness. Plus, Stacy can't communicate!

Jann: So when has she accepted Christ?

Me: She probably hasn't heard of Him. You don't know her situation. Even if she knew of Him, there is ZERO excuse for that type of behavior from you as a believer!! That's between Stacy and God! I myself have been through a dark period when I lost my vision in 2011, and I was in a special Ed classroom for many years. I can empathize with this family, and ⠮ pain they have to go on ⠁ daily basis. By saying this, you say that I, a visually impaired young woman, am a demon. Sure, I am not perfect. I slip up and do things that I am not proud of. But, this is just callously disrespectful.

Jann: It's the truth. Disabled people are unholy demons secretly trying to rule with the Antichrist!

Me: Do you even hear the hate that is coming out of your mouth? Do you even hear the vile words you are speaking to others? Stacy nearly died because of your abusive temper. She almost died in her parents' arm in the ambulance. How would you react if someone nearly died? You would cry, right? But, no, not in your world, because according to your delusional rhetoric, crying people are doing Satan's job. Is it Satan's job to hug a family member who got a second chance in life?

(I drink some water)

Me: Do you know how hypocritical that sounds? Not only to a Christian like myself, but to a nonbeliever?

Jann: You are no Christian, lady! YOU ARE A SINNER! YOU ARE BLIND, WHICH MAKES YOU A ...

Me: NO! I am sick and tired of you using your bully pulpit to use the name of God to discredit the value of others, just because they do not believe in your delusion!!!!!!!!! You think you are the holiest person in the state!?!?!? Well, let's me tell you something. We are ALL one in Christ Jesus. There is no Jew nor Gentile, free or slave. We are ALL one in Christ! We were all fearfully made in His image. Even the disabled, the handicapped, and the average immigrant who can't speak English. And yes, even you! We have all sinned. Guess what? Hate is a sin. Bigotry is a sin! And your legalism? It is so ..., I have no words! It makes me sick to my stomach!!!!! You think you are like God, and are the holiest person in the planet, and everybody else is an outcast?

Jann: Yes! And shut up before I baptize you!

Me: I DON'T NEED A BAPTISM! JANN, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LYING, ARROGANT HYPOCRITE! You think that because YOU don't drink alcohol, do drugs, or any of that stuff, and YOU attend church every week, that you are a Christian? But, guess what, Jann! YOUR HATRED TOWARDS PEOPLE OF OTHER FAITHS IS BEYOND ME!! Jann, YOU ARE AN AGENT OF SATAN! Your self-righteousness is totally unacceptable! And wearing that crucifix on your neck does not make you more holy. What happened to loving your neighbors, AND your enemies? What happened to not judging others based on their appearance? True change comes from the heart. You appear Godly ouwardly, but inwardly, you are acting like Satan's child. And, before you say you are being demonized, no you are not! This is the truth, according to the words of Jesus Christ! You are like the Pharisees, who follow the law, and act religious in front of everyone to be seen. I pray that we will truly change, and accept the true Jesus as your savior. May love grow in your heart, and may you produce good fruit.

(silence)

Jann: OOOOOOOOOOEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How dare you speak about my faith like that, you false prophet!!!!!!!!!!! (Pours holy water on me)

Me: You have too much pride in you. You are so power-hungry, that you attack everyone you meet. You even abuse your own children, and refuse to discipline Grant for her behavior. She is now expelled from school.

Jann: The devil made me do it!

Me: NO, JANN! SATAN DIDN'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING! You have allowed yourself to be influenced by him through your prideful, bitter, and hateful attitude. Satan has blinded you to this hate-filled life! YOU chose to do evil. YOU gave in to these lies. What are you gonna when trials come? Blame God? No, you chose to sin, so now you must accept the consequences ⠷ ⠽⠗ OWN actions. Satan can't cast out Satan. Just as a house divided against itself can't stand. Evil cannot condemn evil!

Jann: You know what? Forget it! I am leaving this mess! I can't believe you just did this to me. You have completely ruined my day!!! I deserve better treatment than this!

Me: And your self-entitlement is going to be your downfall, too! You are so spoiled and rotten. You think you own everything. See you later, and I hope you change for the better, and consider my rebuke.

Jann: Well, I rebuke YOU!

(Jann slams the door and throws a tantrum)

Wow, what a powerful ending there! Well, Jann Simmons got put in her place big time. My next series will feature a group of families interacted with Karens in public. You know, the ones who demand to speak with their managers 24/7? It's been a trend during quarantine. So, why not join in the chaos! Well, hope you enjoyed this series. After the Karen series, Derek Armstrong will be next in line! This is Armstrongmai911 saying, catch you on the flip side! :)