Othorimer Family 2021 Christmas

Transcript
[The family is at Aunt Pam's house in Orlando, Florida]

[Aunt Pam's pet Siamese cat Iris, is seen wearing a Santa Claus hat]

Kenisha's Christmas Play
Nicole: " "

Orla: "Let me help you get into your Ghost of Christmas Past costume, dear."

Time to Go to Aunt Pam's House
Orla: "And we'll all be going to the theatre to see a ballet tonight."

Time to Go to the Theatre
Aunt Pam: "Don't you look wonderful? Orla! Robert! Come in here and look at Kenisha!"

[Kenisha is wearing a red sequined dress with a matching coat]

[Robert is seen wearing a red formal jacket, black formal trousers and a maroon bowtie]

Robert: "Coming Pam! Honey, can you call Morisa, Olesia and Jay downstairs for inspection? It's nearly time to go see the ballet."

[Orla is seen wearing a purple satin dress]

Orla: (calling loudly from downstairs) "Morisa Adrianne, Olesia Michaela and Jay Anthony! Hurry up or we're going to be late for the show! SO COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

[Morisa, Olesia and Jay run downstairs]

[Orla lines Kenisha, Morisa, Olesia and Jay up for the inspection and Aunt Pam and Uncle Steven round up their daughters for the inspection]

Orla: "Oh Kenisha!"

Robert: "That looks so lovely."

[Orla and Robert go over to Morisa, who is wearing a red spaghetti-strapped top with a white mini-skirt and red boots]

Orla: "Absolutely not."

Robert: "Upstairs."

[Orla and Robert go over to Olesia, who is wearing a green mini-skirt, a silver tube top with a Santa hat]

Orla: "No, too revealing."

Robert: "Go upstairs and change."

[Orla and Robert go over to Jay, who is wearing ragged clothes]

Orla: "That will not do."

Robert: "Get upstairs and get changed."

[2 minutes later, Morisa, Olesia and Jay come back downstairs with Morisa wearing a black sparkly dress, Olesia wearing a pink satin dress and Jay wearing a navy blue formal jacket and a blue tie]

Robert: "That's much better, kids."

Orla: "Okay Jay, let's comb your hair."

Robert: "Come on girls, get your hair and teeth done!"

Kenisha: "Okay dad!"

[Kenisha, Olesia and Morisa get their hair and teeth done while Uncle Steven books a taxi for Robert, Orla, Morisa, Olesia, Kenisha & Jay]

Aunt Pam: "Let's get a move on girls! Because Grandma and Granddad will be waiting for us at the theatre."

Orla: (after finishing combing Jay's hair) "Good boy, Jay. Now go brush your teeth."

[Jay runs to the bathroom]

Uncle Steven: "Sarah and Olivia, hurry up and get washed or we'll miss the performance!"

[2 minutes later]

Orla: "All right guys, grab your coats please!"

[Orla grabs her black evening bag]

Aunt Pam: "Okay kids, get your coats on."

[The taxi arrives at the front of Aunt Pam's house]

Aunt Pam: "Now in to the car, you four."

[Robert, Orla and their kids climb in the taxi and Uncle Steven, Aunt Pam and their kids climb in their car]

The Nutcracker
[Robert, Orla, Morisa, Olesia, Kenisha & Jay get out of their taxi, which parked at the side of the theatre and Uncle Steven parks his car in the car park and he and Aunt Pam, Jenny, Sarah, Harriet and Olivia climb out. Uncle Steven presses the "Lock-Up" button on his car keys to lock up his car and he and the rest of his family meet up with Robert and his family]

Orla: "Let's go and say 'hi' to Grandma and Granddad."

Jay: "Will they be staying for Christmas?"

[The family meets Grandma and Granddad at the front of the theatre]

Uncle Steven: "I think the theatre is this way."

Robert: "Here we are!"

[Kenisha and Grandma peep into the theatre]

Grandma: "It's beautiful!"

Granddad: "It's very pretty, isn't it?"

Grandma: "Yes."

Grandad: "The "

Kenisha: "It's a wonderful theatre."

Robert: "Is everybody ready to go in?"

Everyone: "Yes!"

Uncle Steven: "Okay, Jenny, Sarah, Harriet and Olivia, you girls will sit down with me and mommy and Morisa, Olesia, Kenisha and Jay will have their seats beside Uncle Robert and Aunt Orla."

[The family goes to see the Nutcracker suite]

Orla: "The ballet is starting."

[The curtain opens to the first scene of The Nutcracker]

Robert: (whispering) "Look, kids. There's Herr Drosselemeyer, Clara and her brother Fritz."

Kenisha: "Oh, isn't it beautiful and so wonderful?"

Jay: "What is that ugly-looking thing the old geezer in black is holding?"

Kenisha: "That would be a Nutcracker doll, Jay."

[Jay shoots spitballs at one of the dancers]

[Kenisha gazes in awe and admiration at the dancers]

Aftermath
Orla: "Did you have a good time?"

AM Morning
Nicole: " "

[The family gathers in the car to go to Universal's Island of Adventure]

15 miles later, the family arrives at Universal's Island of Adventure

Aunt Pam: "We're going to have breakfast with the Grinch and friends, meet the Grinch in person, and see a live show starring the Grinch, featuring music recorded by the Mannheim Steamroller. And then we can do something else that we want to do."

The family arrives at The Grinch and Friends Character Breakfast

[Jay whispers something to 2-year-old cousin, Jenny]

Jay: "Cousin Jenny, the Grinch is gonna eat your liver when he comes around!"

[Jenny looks frightened]

Olesia: "That's right, he'll cook you for his Christmas dinner!"

Kenisha: "Don't listen to them, Jenny. They are trying to scare you."

[The family is seated at the table]

Robert: "Look, here come Thing 1 and Thing 2."

Jenny: "Whew."

[Jenny sees the Grinch with another family, 8 tables away from the Othorimers]

Jenny: (to herself) "Please don't let him come near us, please don't let him come near us."

Aunt Pam: "Look, it's the Cat in the Hat!"

[Jenny sighs in relief]

[A person in a Cat in the Hat costume approaches]

Orla: "What shall we have for breakfast?"

PM Noon
[The family goes to see the Grinchmas Wholiday Spectacular]

Jenny: "No, mommy! I don't wanna see the Grinch!"

Aunt Pam: "What's the matter?"

Jenny: "He'll cook and eat me for Christmas dinner!"

Orla: "Don't be silly, he'll be on stage so he won't lay a green hairy finger on you."

PM Afternoon
[The family goes to meet the Grinch in person]

Orla: "It's all right, Jenny."

[Jenny hides behind Aunt Pam]

Orla: "Mr. Grinch isn't going to hurt you, sweetie."

Aunt Pam: "After that, what would you like to do next?"

Universal Island of Adventure Aftermath
Orla: "Morisa, Olesia and Jay! How could you tell your cousin Jenny such scary things about the Grinch?! Why did you tell her that the Grinch eats little girls for his Christmas dinner? That wasn't very nice."

Morisa: "Well, Jenny isn't old enough to read yet."

Olesia: "She's only a toddler, you know."

Jay: "She's two years old."

(Orla gives a stern look)

Olesia: Okay, we were just kidding around!

Morisa: Yeah, just joking!

Jay: It was just a joke.

Robert: Well, it was not a very funny one.

Orla: "And now it's time to get ready for church!"

Time to Open Presents
Orla: "Kids, wake up! Time to open presents!"

Jay: (yawns) "Ugh. That time again?"

[The kids race down stairs to the living room]

[Kenisha opens up her presents]

Kenisha: "Totally fantastic! I got sunglasses, an iPhone, a Pudsey Bear, a Clawdeen Wolf doll, a Pokemon Ultra Moon game, LOL surprise toys, a Nintendo 3DS XL, and a gift card to Target!"

Orla: "Oh, my goodness. A Yonanas frozen fruit soft-serve treat maker! And look, there's four Popsicle molds and a recipe booklet."

Morisa: "I hope I will get an SD card."

Olesia: "I hope I will get all of the Florence and the Machine, Marina and the Diamonds and Lana Del Ray CDs."

Jay: "I hope I will get the 'boys toys'!"

[Morisa, Jay, and Olesia find a box full of coal plus a note that says "Morisa, Jay, and Olesia, Chipper the Elf told me you three were very naughty this year; you tortured your mommy, teased your cousin Jenny, hurt your sister Kenisha, did a lot of violent things, swore a lot, and destroyed your sister and your parents' property. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Morisa: "Fuck off!"

Olesia: "SON OF A FuckING bitch!"

Jay: "Screw YOU, SANTA!"

[Kenisha looks inside her stocking]

Kenisha: "Wow! I got some chewing gum, some candy, a gift card to the American Eagle Outfitters, LOL surprise toys, a designer scarf, a pair of designer mittens, a Ke$ha CD and some lip gloss!"

[Jay, Morisa and Olesia find big, fat, dirty lumps of coal in their stockings]

Jay: "NO WAY!!!"

Olesia: "WE ALL GOT COAL IN OUR STOCKINGS! Screw YOU SANTA, screw YOU!!!!"

Morisa: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S ATTACK AND KILL KENISHA!"

Olesia and Jay: "YEAH, LET'S KILL HER!!!!!"

Kenisha: "Mom!"

[Jay trips Kenisha over]

[Jay laughs at that]

Olesia: "YOU DESERVED IT!"

[Jay holds Kenisha's hands behind her back]

Kenisha: Jet me go!

Olesia: Shut up, you whore! Jay, hold her still!

[Olesha opens Kenisha's mouth wide]

Kenisha: No! Not that!

Olesia: I said, shut up! Morisa, shove that stuff down her throat!

[Marisa force-feeds Kenisha tabasco sauce]

Kenisha: "OW! OW! OW! IT BURNS!"

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER! I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR TRASHY ACT!"

Olesia: "AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE SANTA ONLY GIVING KENISHA PRESENTS!"

Morisa: "YEAH, BECAUSE SANTA IS A PIECE OF fuckING faggot!"

Jay: "WE HATE SANTA ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

[Jay trips Orla over]

[Jay laughs at that]

Robert: "What's going on in here, guys?"

Orla: "Oh Robert! Morisa Adrianne, Olesia Michaela and Jay Anthony Othorimer have all been put on Santa's Naughty List, attacked Kenisha, then Jay tripped her over, they force fed her with tobasco sauce and then Jay tripped me."

[Robert gets really angry with Morisa, Olesia and Jay]

Robert: "YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY?"

Morisa, Olesia and Jay: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

[Robert's anger rises]

Robert: "RIGHT, THAT IS IT! BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN PUT ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST, ATTACKED KENISHA, TRIPPED HER OVER, FORCE FED HER WITH TABASCO SAUCE AND TRIPPED YOUR MOTHER OVER, YOU THREE ARE ALL GROUNDED FOR 1 MONTH ONCE WE GET BACK TO WATERLOO! THIS MEANS YOU ARE ALL BANNED FROM SEEING ALL YOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL AND YOUR TV PRIVILEGES, YOUR COMPUTER PRIVILEGES, YOUR IPODS, YOUR CDS, YOUR DVDS, YOUR TOYS AND YOUR VIDEO GAMES WILL BE GONE FOR 1 MONTH! CONSOLES INCLUDED!"

Olesia: Stupid elf on the bloody shelf snitched on us!

[Jay trips Robert over]

[Jay laughs at that]

Robert: Speaking of which, I better find out what I got for Christmas.

The Missing Presents
[Their cousins come down the stairs]

Jenny: "Mommy! Aunt Orla! My presents are all gone!"

Harriet: "Mine too!"

Sarah: "I can't find my presents!"

Jenny: "Did the Grinch steal them?"

Olivia: "I don't know, but I can't find my presents either."

Orla: "Let's go find out."

Kenisha: "Mommy, look!!!"

Orla: "What is it Kenisha?"

[Kenisha shows Orla the stolen presents, which Olesia didn't like anyway]

Morisa: "Ha ha, your cousins deserve it!"

Orla: "Morisa, Olesia, Jay, you stole them. Why?"

Jay: "We didn't get any real presents."

Orla: "Santa put you on his naughty list this year so you do not get any presents until next Christmas. NOW YOUR GROUNDING TIME IS AUTOMATICALLY DOUBLED TO 2 MONTHS ONCE WE GET HOME!"

Olesia: (sullen) Here, you can have those presents back. I didn't want them anyway.

Jenny: Play-Doh! Teddy bear!

Sarah: Candy-land! Dollies! Games!

Olivia: Toys! LOL surprise! Shopkins! Hello Kitty!

Harriet: Barbies!!!

Krampus the Demonic Beast
[The family's 19-year-old female cousin arrives]

[The cousin comes to Morisa's room, dressed as Krampus the Demonic Beast]

Cousin: (in a demonic, scary voice) "Morisa Adrianne Othorimer, I came to here from the Northern Alps to punish you, Jay Anthony, and Olesia Michaela this year."

Morisa: "Wait! It's Carolina in disguise!"

[Jay trips Carolina over and laughs at that as the Krampus costume reveals her]

[Carolina takes out the burlap sac, but it rips]

(Caroline laughs nervously)

Dinnertime
Jay: "I will not stop, mommy!"

[Jay pees in the poinsettias]

Aftermath
Orla: "THAT DOES IT, YOU THREE! I AM SENDING YOU TO A BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION CAMP IN OREGON STARTING TOMORROW!"

Robert: "AND WE ARE EXTENDING YOUR GROUNDING TIME TO 3 MONTHS!"

[Robert finds the number of the Behavior Modification Camp in the telephone directory, lifts the reciever and dials the number to the Behavior Modification Camp]

Robert: "Hello, is this the Head of the Behavior Modification Camp?"

Head of the BMC: "That's right! My name is Delia German. How may I help you?"

Robert: "My name is Robert Othorimer and my three kids Morisa age 13, Olesia age 11 and Jay age 6 have all been put on Santa Claus' Naughty List and have ruined Christmas. So I was wondering if you can enroll them in your program please."

Delia German: "When will you be sending them here?"

Robert: "We'll be sending them there starting tomorrow."

Delia German: "Where do they live?"

Robert: "Well, we are spending the holidays with their Aunt Pam in Orlando, Florida, so we live in Waterloo, Iowa."

Delia German: "Your enrollment has been accepted. We accept PayPal, major credit cards such as Visa, MasterCard, or any other debt card."

Robert: "I have a MasterCard."

Delia German: "How many weeks shall we enroll them in?"

Robert: "About...I'm not sure. I'd say 9 weeks should do."

Delia German: "Thank you. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Before we can completely accept, we will need their physical forms from the doctors. Your payment is due one week after New Year's Day or we cannot enroll them."

(Olesia, Jay and Morisa are secretly listening on the other line)

Delia German: Oh, silly me. I forgot to ask. What is your credit card number, sir?

Olesia: (mouthing) Now!

[Before Robert can answer, Jay and Morisa yank the phone cord out of the wall and cut the phone cords]

Aunt Pam: Iris, sweetheart. Look what I have for you in your Christmas stocking.

(Iris meows in curiosity)

[Iris peeks into her kitty Christmas stocking to see what is inside: Merry & Bright Holiday Cat Toys (2 Holiday tutu mice with catnip, mooseling crinkle cat toy, 1 feather teaser, 2 crinkle balls, lattice ball cat toys, fleece Pom ball, spiky ball, 2 jingle-bell balls, sporty ball, 5 plush characters, 1 catnip filled mouse toy, 1 crinkle candy toy) KONG roller cat treat dispenser, a merry & bright holiday plaid bow buckle, Jackson Galaxy asteroid puzzle treat cat toy]