Teavee Family 2028 Christmas

The Christmas Play
[We see Hannah, dressed as the Spirit of Christmas Past for the school play, A Christmas Carol]

Time to Go to Grandma and Grandpa's House
Mike: "Boys, we're going to miss the plane to Marble Falls if you don't hurry up!"

Christmas Shopping
Hannah: "I'm going to buy a gift for you, dad, so you mustn't look." [Matt shoplifts a ]

[Kyle shoplifts a ]

Christmas Eve
Hannah: "Dad, look! The cookies and fudge are all gone!"

Time to Open Presents
Mike: "Okay you three, let's look inside your stockings."

[Hannah looks inside her stocking]

Hannah: "Look dad! I've got a new iPod nano, candy, "

[Matt and Kyle look inside their stockings and find nothing but sticks and big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Matt: "What?! COAL?!!!"

Kyle: "Aw, phooey!""

Mike: "Because, I think you both probably deserve them."

Grandma Teavee: "Now children, shall we open presents?"

[Hannah opens up all her presents]

Hannah: "Oh wow! I've got an Easy Bake Ultimate Oven, a Furby, a Razor Spark scooter, Easy Bake Ultimate Oven Red Velvet cupcakes mix, Easy Bake Oven pretzel dipper mixes, Easy Bake Ultimate Oven Dessert Dippers mix, Easy Bake Ultimate Oven cheese pizza mix, Scientific Explorer Spa Science and a Criss Angel Mind Freak Platinum Magic Kit!"

[Matt opens up his present to find a note from Santa saying, "Matt, you have been very bad this year. You ruined your sister Hannah's Christmas play, ruined Thanksgiving, tormented your teacher, bullied other children, shoplifted from stores and tortured your daddy and encouraged your younger brother to be naughty. Signed, Santa Claus" in cursive]

Matt: "Ah, phooey..."

[Kyle opens up his present to find a note from Santa saying, "Kyle, you have been very naughty this year. You shoplifted from stores, ruined the Christmas pageant, tortured your sister Hannah, hit your teacher, terrorized the kids in the neighborhood and even vandalized a neighbor's house by throwing eggs at it. Signed, Santa Claus" in cursive]

Kyle: "Screw Santa..."

Mike: "Well for that, Matt and Kyle, you have now lost all of your privileges for the rest of the year."

Hannah: "DADDY, HELP ME!"

Mike: "Don't worry Hannah! Daddy's coming!"

[Mike pulls Matt and Kyle away from Hannah]

[The cousins come downstairs]

Mike: "Well kids, let's find out who took them."

Christmas Dinner
Matt and Kyle: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!"

[Hannah hides under the table]