O'Donnell Family/Transcript

Introduction
Gloria: While I am here, I would like you to carry on as normal and pretend that I am not here as I take some notes. Okay?

Playdate
[A family from next door comes over with a 4-year-old son for a playdate]

Lu's VERY Epic Tantrum
Gloria: "Lu wanted to have corn dogs for dinner. Mom said no, and then she threw a very epic tantrum."

Lu: "May I have some corn dogs for dinner, mummy?"

Rose: "No, we are having steamed vegetable salad."

Lu: (screaming) "I WANT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS!"

[Lu throws a plate of salad across the kitchen]

[Lu knocks over the table]

[Lu gets into a cupboard and throws several plates at a wall and then some knives]

Rose: "Stop it right now, Lu, if you carry on, you will be placed in the Super Naughty Chair. Is that clear?"

Lu: "NO!"

[Lu throws several kitchen supplies out the window]

Rose: "OK, Super Naughty Chair for you, young lady."

[Rose puts Lu into the Super Naughty Chair, Lu hits her]

Lu: "I hate you! Fuck you, mommy!"

Rose: "That bad language will not be tolerated, missy. Now stay in this chair for 4 minutes. You also lost a mouth on the Trash Talk chart."

Lu: "I could kill you right now!"

Bye Bye Crib
[we see 2-year-old Joe asleep in his crib]

Gloria: Joe is 2 years old, and it is time for him to move from his bed to a big boy bed now.