Blimp, Blimp, Blimp

Chapter 1: A visit in the headquarters
At the Disgusting headquarters, with a logo that is much more professional than one would be likely to imagine…

“MY HOUSE, MY RULES, AFTER THIS, EVERYBODY WILL BE LEFT WITH NOTHING! ZERO!!” Dick shouted like a lunatic.

“Sir, you might wanna get some water.” An employee #1 said.

“Me water?” Dick said. “I’ll pour the water on top of your head in a minute!”

“You better be nice to your boss.” Employee #2 said. “Or I’ll throw in the water.”

“You probably need me.” Employee #1 said.

“I have all the help I need right now!” Dick said. “Give me the picture of Kazuki Samo sucking a d***, and shut up. Have someone work on the advertisements, and shut up.”

“What now?” Employee #3 said.

“HINOMARU TAKES OFF HIS COAT AND BUTTON-UP SHIRT!” Dick shouted. “DISGUSTING! AND THE N**** C***, EVERY POKÉMON IS CAPABLE OF BEATING THE S*** OUT OF ANYBODY!”

“Calm down, boss.” Employee #1 said.

“LISTEN, MY HOUSE, MY RULES, IF THIS S*** FAILS, I’LL CALL A LAWYER, I’LL ADJUST EVERYBODY, I’LL BE GUARANTEED TO BEAT THE S*** OUT OF EVERYBODY!” Dick said.

“Good luck with-” Employee #1 said.

“EVERYBODY WILL HAVE NOTHING!” Dick said. “ZERO!”

Chapter 2: A crippling setback
Later on…

Kazuki is in Reicheru’s house.

“I wonder what Reicheru is doing.” Kazuki said.

The doorbell rings.

The mail carrier leaves whistling.

Kazuki answers the door, sees a package, opens the package, sees a sheet of paper, and faints.

The sheet of paper said:

DISGUSTING LOOK AT WHAT REICHERU MADE: A picture of Kazuki sucking a d***. REICHERU REALLY DID MAKE THIS. DISGUSTING

Chapter 3: A crippling setback
Reicheru is back in the house.

“Hi Kazuki, I’m home!” Reicheru said.

“You’re home? Get away from me!” Kazuki said.

“What?” Reicheru said.

“See what you made for me and did to me?” Kazuki said.

Reicheru reads the paper with the captions and the picture of Kazuki sucking a d***.

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME?” Kazuki said. “I WANT A DIVORCE! I DON’T EVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!”

“But I didn’t draw this!” Reicheru said.

“EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD BETTER BELIEVE YOU DREW THIS S***!” Kazuki shouted even louder. “GOODBYE FOREVER!”

Kazuki leaves the house.

Reicheru is heartbroken and faints.

Meanwhile, Disgusting’s blimp is posting pictures of Aunt Nanner sucking a d*** as flyers which aim to make Lake Hoohaw’s population believe Sophie drew them.

Inside the Disgusting blimp…

You see a poster that says:

DISGUSTING OBNOXIOUS NAUSEATING ABYSMAL LOSER DISGUSTING

TERRIBLE RIDICULOUS UNACCEPTABLE MALICIOUS PATHETIC

Those words are written in Arial Black italic font with a shooting star and two parallel lines having gone through each word, the Disgusting logo and the flyers uses the same font and style. That means the company hates Donald Trump.

“Where should I put it, boss?” Employee #1 said.

“I don’t give a d***.” Dick said. “I’d say on the trunk of Oaky Oak Tree, and that will be the day.”

The Disgusting blimp does so.

“Remember, I’m gonna get points, and Sophie the Otter’s gonna get s***!” Dick said.

Momentarily, there is flyers all over Lake Hoohaw that have pictures of Aunt Nanner sucking a d***. Here’s what they all say:

DISGUSTING SOPHIE THE OTTER DREW THIS: A picture of Aunt Nanner sucking a d***. SOPHIE TRUTHFULLY DID DRAW THIS. DISGUSTING

“Sophie’s gonna be in major, major trouble.” Dick said. “I can hardly wait to do the same thing to the Tanners.”

“Really?” Employee #1 said.

“Yeah.” Dick said.

Chapter 4: Embarassing for Reicheru
Reicheru is crying like crazy over the destruction of the relationship with Kazuki Samo.

Luigi Todaro comes in the house.

Luigi Todaro laughs at Reicheru’s crying.

“Reicheru, time to marry me!” Luigi said.

“GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS F***ING HOUSE RIGHT F***ING NOOOOOOOOW!!!!” Reicheru screeched.

Reicheru might be starting to become evil towards everybody after the destruction of the relationship with Kazuki.

Meanwhile, the Disgusting blimp is approaching the New Veato region, the governor of the New Veato region activates a beam which sends the Disgusting blimp back to Mayorsville, Mississippi.

“THIS IS BULLS***!” Dick shouted like a crazy person who is throwing a tantrum fit for like a 3-year old. “I WAS 0-15 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE C*** N****’S REGION, THE BEAM SENT THE BLIMP BACK TO MISSISSIPPI, I HAVE TO START ALL OVER THIS IS BULLS***!! DISGUSTING!!”

“Are we getting back to yelling?” Employee #1 said.

“MY HOUSE, MY RULES, I’LL CALL A LAWYER, I’LL EXPLAIN TO THE LAWYER WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, I’LL BEAT THE S*** OUT OF THE N**** C*** REGION! DISGUSTING!” Dick screamed louder and louder, sentence/comma by sentence/comma.

Chapter 5: Blowing point
Then later, LaToya, Jade’s mother who wears a black slip dress with green spaghetti straps, checks an article which lectures what the Disgusting blimp did. It says the Disgusting blimp was trying to approach the New Veato region, however, New Veato’s governor used a beam to send the blimp back to its home, Mississippi. Disgusting, however, was successful in ending the marriage of Reicheru and Kazuki Sato, by sending Kazuki a picture of Reicheru sucking a d***, and probably got Sophie in trouble in Lake Hoohaw too. The name of the CEO of Disgusting: Dick Cox. He is responsible for all this.

“Alright, you gotta be kidding me.” LaToya said.

LaToya’s husband, Joe, enters the house.

“Hi, honey.” He said.

“Hey, Joe.” LaToya said. “See this urgent article?”

Joe reads it.

“Another toolbox idiot.” Joe said. “Some people may have, I’m not falling for it!”

Chapter 6: Sophie finds out about the truth
Lake Hoohaw citizens are rioting about the flyer on Oaky Oak Tree set up by Disgusting, coming after Sophie.

Sophie unsettledly comes back to the houseboat.

“Hi, sweetie!” Aunt Nanner said.

“Hi…” Sophie said.

“What’s the matter, honey?” Aunt Nanner said.

“Um…” Sophie said, her phone rings. It is Jade’s mom, LaToya, calling.

“Hello?” Sophie said.

“Hi, Sophie, this is Jade’s Dad with Jade’s mom.” Joe said. The phone is on speaker.

“Wait, what?” Sophie said.

“That’s right.” LaToya said.

“Well, other folk of Lake Hoohaw is rioting against me and accusing me of drawing a highly offensive flyer, the Raccoons, the Beavers, the Snooties, the Flick Duck, everyone!” Sophie said.

“It’s a picture of your mother sucking a d***, right?” Joe said.

“Right.” Sophie said.

“They’re still doing it?” Joe said.

“Yes.” Sophie said.

“Tell them and your dictator it was the olive idiot in the name of Dick Cox who drew the anathema!” Joe said.

“Thank you, I’ll tell Mayor Jeff!” Sophie said. “Wait a minute? How did you know what the flyer was?”

“Oh, it was off of a report.” LaToya said.

“From a homegrown organization!” Joe said.

“Oh, OK. Bye!” Sophie said.

“So, what’s the matter?” Aunt Nanner said.

“Lots of people are accusing me of drawing an offensive and inappropriate picture, apparently the illustrator is Dick Cox.” Sophie said. “Should’ve known!”

Chapter 7: Kazuki finds out
Kazuki Sato finds an attorney.

“Hi, you must be Kazuki Sato.” The attorney said.

“I am. I want to divorce Reicheru.” Kazuki said.

“Really?!” The attorney said in shock. “Why?”

“Because Reicheru drew a picture of me sucking a d***.” Kazuki said.

“What?” The attorney said.

“Yes.” Kazuki said.

“Well Kazuki, the truth is, it was Dick Cox who drew the picture.” The attorney said. “Dick Cox is the CEO of Disgusting.”

“Really?” Kazuki said.

“That’s right.” The attorney said. “He tricked you into thinking that Reicheru was the one who drew the flyer, but the artist was really him.”

“Oh…” Kazuki said. “OK, that makes sense.”

“I know, because of the words that say Disgusting, right?” The attorney said.

“Yes.” Kazuki said.

“So, are you sure you want to divorce Reicheru?” The attorney said.

“Well, actually… I am not sure.” Kazuki said. “I don’t think I will divorce her.”

Chapter 8: Battle of the dictators
Meanwhile, at the Disgusting headquarters in Mississippi…

“We need someone to collaborate in an advertisement!” Dick said.

His phone rings, Dick picks it up.

“Hello?” Dick said.

“Hi, I am Mayor Jeff, mayor of Lake Hoohaw.” Mayor Jeff said.

“The what?” Dick said.

“You must be the one who drew the flyer, which was unacceptable and inappropriate.” Mayor Jeff said.

“I drew it?” Dick said. “I drew it?! I DIDN’T DRAW IT, SOPHIE DREW IT! SOPHIE! DISGUSTING!” He screamed like a lunatic.

“Calm down.” Mayor Jeff said.

“Calm down?” Dick said. “I’LL GIVE YOU CALM DOWN IN A SECOND, SOPHIE, DESERVES THE F***ING GUILLOTINE!” He screamed like a lunatic.

“Alright, you really need to calm down. And stop swearing.” Mayor Jeff said.

“WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN? IT’S RUDE!” Dick said. “I HAVE TO STOP SWEARING?! HUH! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE H*** I WANT! YOU’RE F***ING MAYOR? HUH! MAYORS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE RUDE! YOU’RE WORTH NOTHING BUT S***! TELL REICHERU TO MARRY LUIGI TODARO! EVERYBODY’S TEN MILLION PERCENT FINE WITH IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!” He screamed like a lunatic.

“Well, you are the one who drew the flyer.” Mayor Jeff said.

“I drew nothing.” Dick said. “I DREW NOTHING! IT WAS SOPHIE! SOPHIE! SOPHIE! SOPHIE!”

“And I’m not being rude.” Mayor Jeff said.

“YES YOU ARE!” Dick said. “DISGUSTING! ACCEPT SOPHIE DREW IT, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, IT’S A FACT!” He screamed like a lunatic.

“Is this the right way to talk to a mayor?” Mayor Jeff said.

“GO SUCK THE PLUNGER!” Dick said. “IT THE F*** IS NOT DIRTY, NONE OF IT THE F*** IS DIRTY, MOVE IT!” He screamed like a lunatic.

Mayor Jeff hangs up.

“Don’t worry, he’s getting it someday.” Dick said.

Chapter 9: Now Kazuki Calls
Dick Cox is watching an episode of SpongeBob.

“Well Mr. Squidward, all’s well that end’s well.” Mr. Krabs said. “I got me poor disgusting old clientèle back, and me rich disgusting new clientèle to boot!”

Dick Cox angrily turns off the TV.

“HUH! DISGUSTING! YOU ADMITTED IT! DISGUSTING!” Dick said. “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE NOTHING! ZERO! THAT’S EVEN BETTER!”

Dick Cox receives another call.

“Hello?” Dick said.

“I’m Kazuki Sato.” He said.

“I’M DICK COX, COUNTY CELEBRITY OF ISSAQUENA, CEO OF DISGUSTING!” He said.

“I knew it.” Kazuki said. “Why did I fall for such an easy trap?”

“The what?” Dick said.

“Don’t say that to me.” Kazuki said.”

“Continue to talk the way you talk, we’ll have major issues.” Dick said.

“You’re the one who drew the picture of my bride sucking a d***, I was just about to divorce her.” Kazuki said.”

“AGAIN! DIVORCE HER! DO IT!” Dick said. “SHE DREW THE F***ING FLYER, NOT ME, SHE DREW IT! IT’S NO ONE ELSE’S FAULT, IT’S REICHERU’S!”

“What my attorney said makes sense 1000%.” Kazuki said.

“YOUR ATTORNEY WAS LYING!” Dick said. “TELL REICHERU TO MARRY LUIGI TODARO!”

“YOU’RE WORSE THAN WOOMANEATER!” Kazuki said.

“I’M WORSE THAN NOBODY, REICHERU’S WORSE THAN EVERYBODY!” Dick said. “WHY DID YOU CALL ME WORSE THAN WOOMANEATER? IT’S RUDE!”

“You’re getting stale.” Kazuki said.

“I’LL GIVE YOU STALE IN A SECOND! GO SUCK THE PLUNGER!” Dick said.

Kazuki gasped.

“YOU’RE WORSE THAN UMF, GOODBYE!” Kazuki shouted.

“I’LL GIVE YOU WORSE THAN-” Dick tried to finish speaking, but Kazuki hung up. “Son of a b****.” Dick said.

Chapter 10: Dick is back.
“CLAYDOL! TELEPORT ME TO WHERE THE N**** C*** IS!” Dick commanded.

There they are, at New Veato City. Dick sees Jade, her twin brother Jordan, her parents, and Bouncer in her human form.

“Huh! So many n***s!” Dick said. “GO SUCK THE PLUNGER!” Dick shouted.

“You go ahead and do it yourself.” Joe said.

“I’M DICK COX, A CELEBRITY OF ISSAQUENA COUNTY, MISSISSIPPI, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF DISGUSTING!” He screamed like a lunatic.

“Wait a minute, what’s your company name?” Jordan said.

“DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING!” Dick shouted like a lunatic.

“Nice one for yourself.” Jade said.

“Thanks, buddy.” Dick said.

The Tanners were happily surprised.

“Wait a minute? Buddy?” Dick said.

“How about a battle?” Jade said. “The easiest battle of your life!” She said sarcastically.

“Can’t wait to win!” Dick said happily.

Chapter 11: The easiest battle ever
“Alright, this 3-on-3 battle between my daughter Jade and Dick Cox from Mississippi shall now begin.” LaToya said.

“Go, Mold!” Dick said and summoned. The Pokémon is a Shuckle.

“Alright, I choose you Beambomb, use Tidal Beam right now!” Jade said and summoned.

Dick examines the Pokémon.

Beambomb uses Tidal Beam attack, knocking out Mold in one attack.

“Shuckle is unable to battle! Tecichno wins!” LaToya said.

“I DIDN’T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO ATTACK!” Dick screamed like a lunatic who is throwing a tantrum fit for 3 to 4 year olds. “I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE THE EASIEST BATTLE EVER!”

“She might’ve meant for herself, idiot.” Joe said.

“I’LL GIVE YOU IDIOT IN A SECOND!” Dick shouted. “CLAYDOL, MOVE IT!” He said and summoned.

“USE EARTHQUAKE!” Dick shouted.

“Use Tidal Beam again!” Jade said.

Beambomb does so, easily knocking out Claydol in one attack before Claydol is unable to battle.

“Another Pokémon unable to battle, Tecichno wins again!” LaToya said.

“GO SUCK THE PLUNGER!” Dick shouted.

“You go ahead and do it yourself, red idiot.” Joe said.

“AGAIN!” Dick said. “YOU HAVE NO MANNERS! DISGUSTING! SOPHIE AND REICHERU ALREADY DESERVE THE F***ING GUILLOTINE! DISGUSTING! SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE LEFT WITH NOTHING! ZERO!”

“You’re giving up?” Joe said.

“No.” Dick said. “SAWSBUCK, MOVE IT!” He said and summoned. “MASTER BALL, MOVE IT!” He said, throwing a Master Ball at Beambomb, but Jade blocks the ball.

“Listen, I never smoke cigarettes, I never will smoke cigarettes.” Jade said. “Flamethrower, go!”

Beambomb used Flamethrower, knocking out Sawsbuck in one hit with an extremely deadly and unsettling attack.

“Another Pokémon, Sawsbuck cannot battle! Tecichno wins! Pokémon Trainer Jade is the winner of the battle!” LaToya said.

“DISGUSTING!” Dick said. “YOU SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE THE EASIEST BATTLE EVER! DISGUSTING!”

“Get back to the Hospitality State where you’re from.” Jordan said. He’s surprised Dick didn’t freak out.

“Why don’t you try spelling it?” Joe said.

“HUH!” Dick said. “EASY! F***ING EASY! M-I-S-I-S-I-P-I! MISSISSIPPI!”

“Wrong!” LaToya said.

“Wrong?” Dick said. “WRONG?! I WAS RIGHT, NOT WRONG, RIGHT! STUPID! DISGUSTING!”

He sends out his Claydol.

“CLAYDOL, TELEPORT ME BACK TO THE HEADQUARTERS!”

Claydol does so, the two are now at Disgusting headquarters in Mississippi.

Chapter 12: Relationship Restoration
At Dick’s house with Dick Cox and his wife 25-year old wife Willow Cox…

“Willow, the Tanners wanted me to spell Mississippi, I spelled it right, they said I was wrong.” Dick said.

“How did you spell it?” Willow said.

“Um, M-I-S-I-S-I-P-I.” Dick said.

“Uh… alright, come with me.” Willow said.

The two are in the office.

Willow searches on the computer for “Mississippi” on Google.

“Mississippi?” Dick said.

“Yeah, that’s how you spell it.” Willow said.

“Huh!” Dick said. “4 Ss and 2 Ps?”

Meanwhile, when Kazuki called Reicheru on the phone…

The phone rings, Reicheru picks it up.

“Hello?” Reicheru said.

“Hi, Reicheru.” Kazuki said.

“GET AWAY FROM ME!” Reicheru screamed.

“What? All I did was say hi.” Kazuki said.

“I thought you said you didn’t want me anymore.” Reicheru said.

“I changed my mind.” Kazuki said.

“Really? Why?” Reicheru said.

“My attorney told me it was some guy named Dick Cox who drew the unacceptable picture.” Kazuki said.

“Really?” Reicheru said.

“Yes.” Kazuki said.

“Oh, OK.” Reicheru said.

“I called Dick Cox, he said you did it, not him, I told him I believe my attorney 1000%.” Kazuki said. “You know what he said to me? Go suck the plunger!”

“That’s so mean of him!” Reicheru said. “He already tried to catch Hinomaru by using a Master Ball. He is able to predict the future, so he really doesn’t want to kill Dick or anyone else, or else I will have to release my Pokémon.”

“Alright, sounds very legit. I’m not kidding.” Kazuki said.