Supermanny Special (Armstrong Family)/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supermanny..."

Colby: "DRINK POISON!!!"

Announcer: Colby's behaviour has pushed 16 year old girlfriend Lucy, from the UK on the brink of breaking up with him

Lucy: Colby, don't you dare!

Lucy: I've been abused and I'm worried about my upcoming daughter who I'm naming Holly-Carina since Colby tries to inject me with poison. I am also training to work with kids who have autism, as I have it too. My dream is to be a psychologist for special needs kids. Colby has pushed me over the edge (sobs)

[Lucy slaps Colby]

Lucy: Get a grip! You are about to be a dad!!! Leave your brother alone. I'm warning you!!

Submission Reel
Ben: "Colby would force Steven to..."

Colby: "DRINK POISON!"

Ben: "To make matters worse, last year, he injected Steven with poison."

???: "Hi, I'm Lucy and I'm Colby's girlfriend."

Lucy: "COLBY DON'T YOU DARE! I AM ON THE BRINK OF LEAVING!!"

Lucy: "I am having twin girls, and I'm naming them Laura Elizabeth and Lillith Rose, but I have not decided their last name as I am worried and hope Colby will be a good dad. If not I will be a single parent and they will have my surname (Gordon)."

Lucy: "I can't f***ing cope with this s*** anymore!" (Sobs)

Introduction
[Mike parks his car in front of the Armstrong Residence]

[Mike steps out of his car and walks up the path]

[A man in his 30s, with brown hair and blue eyes, is seen at the porch]

Mike: " "

[Mike shakes Ben's hand]

Observation Continues
Herbert: "ALL RIGHT THAT DOES IT! I'M GOING TO P*** AND S*** IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

Naughty Desk
'''Mike: although Colby, Ty and Andrew turned new leaves, Herbert got worse. Lucy fed the twins, put them down for a nap and Colby tucked them into Moses baskets with blankets handmade by Lynne (Lucy's mum), Herbert knocked the Moses baskets over with the twins in them. " "

[Lucy is bresstfeeding the twins]

Lucy: all done. Time for sleepy byes my precious angels.

[Lucy puts Laura to bed while Colby puts Lilith to bed]

Colby: all right Lilith-bug time to go and sleep.

[Colby tucks Lilith into her Moses basket while Lucy does the same for Laura]

Lucy: OK Laura-fly flutter away to beddy byes.

2o minutes later

[its 6 o'clock and the family are eating Chinese takeaway]

Carina: dinner's here!

[lucy and Colby share chow mein, rice and curry, while Carina bottle feeds the twins and changes them, before tucking them back in their Moses baskets.]

2o minutes later Lilith and Laura are crying

[Colby and Lucy walk in]

Colby:Herbert what are you doing?! I just put the twins down for their nap!

[herbert shakes the Moses baskets]

[ben walks in]

Ben: Herbert James Armstrong I am warning you! Leave the twins alone or it's the naughty desk for you.

[Herbert knocks the Moses baskets over]

[the twins cry]

Ben:ok mister. Naughty desk.

Ben:you ares here for menacing the twins. Stay there.

[Colby, Lucy and Ben pick the twins up, soothe them then tuck them in to their Moses basket]

Lucy: all better

Lucy Goes Into Labor
Mike: To get Colby to learn fathering skills, on June 8, Lucy put him to the test.

[Lucy is fixing sandwiches for Ty,Steven and Andrew]

[Lucy examines her jeans as they are wet]

Lucy: Hold on! Oh my God! Colby!

Colby: Yes, Lucy?

Lucy: I'm in labor! we need to go to hospital!

Colby: I'll ring an ambulance!

Cut to:

[Colby is packing overnight bags to last 5 days ]

[Colby is getting diapers, enough to last 2 years baby bottles, pacifiers, baby outfits, and little bows for the babies' hair]

[Lucy is in the delivery ward]

'''Lucy: My family flew from Britain to be with me! '''

[Colby arrives just in time]

Doctor: Come on Lucy, push!

[baby A is born]

Lucy: Laura Elizabeth Armstrong! Welcome to the world!

Doctor: OK! Here comes Baby B!

[baby B is born]

Lynne (Lucy's mom): What are their names?

Lucy: Laura Elizabeth and Lillith Rose, welcome to the world! Weighing a whopping 10lb 4oz each!

Mike: But this is not the only birthday being celebrated!

Lucy: I am 17 today as well!

'''Colby: Seeing Lucy in pain made me realise that I don't have to do bad things to get attention at all. I will no longer hurt others. A message to all of you out there. Never take things for granted, and don't inject others with substances, it could leave that person seriously hurt. '''