Derek Vicker's AITA Story

AITA for forcing a “31-year old man” who I found out didn’t actually go to my school into my school to make “an example” out of him?
Hello. My name is Derek Vicker. I'm currently typing this in prison, and I only have a limited amount of time here since the warden has a limit on how much time we can use the computer on here. This particular incident has nothing to do with why I'm in jail, but how I got here could be another story in of itself.

Now, this incident happened in 2016. I was at the train returning back to school to get some work done. It was a pretty hot day and around that time, there was a lot more paperwork I needed to fill in than I normally had. However, during the trip, I noticed some Asian man with long hair on the phone and was looking around. He looked like one of the students in my school.

Now, at that time, we an upcoming summer school that would be held every weekend for kids who failed or were poorly behaved. He looked like one of the students who was a known troublemaker and had some of the worst grades I've ever seen a student have. I knew this was the chance to confront him for his uncooperation during the entire school year. I went up to him and grabbed his wrist.

Me: Put your phone away now. Students aren’t meant to have their phones out. It’s only fair if you put your phone away. I’m also sick of brats like you skipping school a week before summer vacation starts.

The kid claimed that he was 31 and demanded I let go. I didn't believed him, and when the train stopped, I dragged him out of there.

Me: I am sick of phones! They melt your brains! I am also damn sick of children constantly skipping school because it’s summer! I’ll make an example out of you!

During this whole ordeal, the kid was screaming in Chinese and tried, but failed to get out of my grip. I also took his phone, ended the call, and put it in my pocket. I also had two people try to stop me, but I shoved them away and told them to fuck off. I even broke the kid's wrist to show him that I wasn't messing around. You might say I was cruel there, but I knew that kid, and he was a cold, ruthless troublemaker. I was about to serve him some nice karma...

When we finally arrived at the school, I took him straight to my office and demanded he called his parents. He refused and flipped me off. I slapped him, and he slapped me back, causing me to nearly snap and slam his pathetic body against the wall.

Me: You little disrespectful brat! What’s your name?

Kid: Jack Wong...

Me: Lies! Don’t you use a false name against me!

That bastard then tried to punch me, and that's when I grabbed his non-broken wrist.

Me: You want me to break your other wrist? I didn't think so!

Now, from this point on, I decided to keep him locked in my office until he complied, which he didn't. As hours went by, he was shown to be hungry and was getting more desperate to use the bathroom. I threatened him that he would have to pay for the ruined chair if he pissed all over my chair. The reason I refused to let him eat or used the restroom because I wanted that boy to suffer just as he made others suffer from his terrible behavior. I even confiscated his bag that included a bunch of baby toys and some CDs. Despite all of this, that kid had a strong will and refused to break, even after I tried to interrogate him.

4 hours passed, and that's when some lady holding a baby as well as some other guy came in the office. The kid called her Fumei.

Fumei: Let my husband use the bathroom now! He has bladder problems!

Judging by the appearance of her and the boy, I already knew something was up, especially when he claimed that Fumei was his wife. He even looked happy to see her for some reason... At this point he was crossing his legs as he was about to burst.

Me: How dare you lie to me about this woman being your wife! She’s probably a truant too. You will stay in here as well as well as that little girl. You must be in a cult!

Now, I didn't made that cult accusation for nothing. I consider myself a very religious person who is completely against Satanism as well as pedophilia. Fumei showed me her ID, and all that did was confirmed the worst.

Me: You married a student, you fucking pedo bitch! I know that you all were in some kind of cult! I’ll call the damn police! Get out of my office! And stop giving in to that naughty boy!

I even tried to shove her away, but she held her ground and argued with me like an absolute bitch. While all of this was going on, the other guy snuck the kid out and took him to the restroom. I found out he was at the restroom due to his loud relieved moans and sounds of urine hitting the toilet water, I was pissed as fuck! I came at him, and when the guy tried to stop me, I shoved his pathetic body away!

Me: Don’t you dare skip lectures from me you brat... And as for you mister, for trying to stop me from my lectures, I will keep you in school as well as that pedophilic female student of yours!

At that point, Fumei called the police. It was night-time at that point, and I was getting restless. This kid's strong will caused some pedophilic Satanic bitch as well as some random hobo to team up against me. Who in the fuck does he think he is?

The police arrived, and we told our side of the story. However, the kid showed him his ID, which basically confirmed he was 31. And because of that,  I  was the one who got arrested!

Me: Such bullshit! I can't believe you're siding with that naughty boy and his pedophilic 'wife'! These people are in a cult, I'm telling you! I do not have to pay for his medical bills!

But the cops didn't bother listening to me, and I was charged with false imprisonment and assault, as well as being forced to pay for that guy's medical bills!

However, since I had a really good lawyer at my dispense, I was able to not get any prison time, though I had to do some community service. The school board also fired me for the incident as well as what they described as "torture". I tried to appeal it, but they won't listen.

Comments
"What the actual fuck? YTA! The very idea you had in hopes that people would side with you is absolute shit! Oh, and I found out about your fucking hit-and-run at a metal concert that led to one person dying! Fuck you, Derek! I can't you for you to die so Satan can give you an eternal punishment!" - DeathMagickforAdepts696

"God damn, this might be the worst AITA story I've ever read. How the mods haven't deleted this post is beyond me, since this post is self-criminating and isn't even AITA-worthy material at all. Not to mention what Derek did at that metal festival..." - MikeyDikey2682

”This is 'Jack Wong', and I would like to say this: Fuck you, and YTA! First you kidnap me, then you wouldn’t let me leave until I called my parents, both of whom I would like to remind you are DEAD, and you even went as far as to deny me use of the bathroom when my bladder was full and about to burst, as well as me being extremely hungry. And yet, you still think you’re in the fucking right?! Do you know how fucking worried my wife and sister got? And as for that incident at the fucking metal concert... If I could, I would go in the jail you’re held at and put you through that FUCKING wall!” - ThrowawayAcc2450240