Nahasapeemapetilon Family/Transcript

Before the Relvolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..." Nuali: "Kill yourself before they kill you." Announcer: "Jo visits a family with a very large family name..."

???: "Hi, we're the Nahasapeemapetilon Family."

Announcer: "Two teenage kids drive their single mother crazy."

[Nuali stabs Lina with a knife]

Lina: "Mom! Nuali stabbed me with a knife!"

Announcer: "Who got expelled from 20 schools total."

Muna: "Lina and Nuali got expelled from 20 schools."

Announcer: "And they keep getting worse and worse."

[Lina throws a vase at Muna]

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm helping a grieving family from India with a very large family name who's recently lost their father to esophageal cancer, and all children are above age 15, so you better take a look."

???: "Hi, we're the Nahasapeemapetilon Family."

Muna: "I'm Muna and I'm a 54 year old single mother. I lost my husband Raj to esophegal cancer and I'm struggling to keep my 2 teenage children in touch, Lina who is 18 and Nuali who is 17."

Muna: "Lina and Nuali abuse each other..."

[Lina bites Nuali]

Nuali: "MOM! Lina bit me!"

Muna: "...lie to their parents..."

Lina: "Mom, I spat at Nuali."

Muna: "No, you didn't! You're lying straight to your damn teeth!"

Muna: "...and of course, told me to go kill myself before they kill you."

Nuali: "Kill yourself before they kill you."

Jo: "How morbid!"

Jo arrives at the Nahasapeemapetilon Family Doorstep
[Jo knocks on the door]

Jo: "Hi, you must be Muna."

Muna: "And you must be Jo Frost."

Naughty Swivel
[Nuali plays Halo 3]

[Lina hits Nuali]

[Nuali scratches on Lina's arm]