Shiners Family 2033 Christmas

December 1: Spark the Elf on the Shelf
Leroy (reading): "Dear Ethan, Ice and Cloud, my assignment has begun, as you know Santa sent me here, I am his friendly little helper, I will be his eyes and ears, each evening I will leave, flying back to the North Pole, reporting your behavior, will you get gifts or a lump of coal? Each day with a new visit, a new hiding place is where I'll be, make sure not to touch me, or my magic will surely flee! Love, Spark."

[He pulls out an elf dressed in orange and yellow]

Before A Christmas Carol
Nicole: "The family prepared to attend a Christmas play in which Ethan is playing as Peter Cratchit in A Christmas Carol, and so they donned in gay apparel."

Leroy: "Ice Leopold and Cloud Michael! Come downstairs for inspection!"

[Ice and Cloud race downstairs]

Emily: "Let us take a look at you."

[Leroy and Emily are inspecting Ice and Cloud]

[Leroy and Emily go over to Ice, who is wearing an ice blue formal jacket]

Emily: "Why, Ice. You look handsome."

Leroy: "Let's fix your hair, and you're all set, tiger."

[Leroy combs Ice's hair]

[Leroy and Emily go over to Cloud, who is wearing a white formal jacket]

Emily: "My, my, my, my. Look at you, Cloud."

Leroy: "Now, let's comb your hair."

[Leroy combs Cloud's hair]

Ethan Gets Changed
[Ethan is changing in his Peter Cratchit costume]

The Performance Begins
[Ice and Cloud are taking flash pictures]

Emily: "No flash photography, boys."

Ice: "We don't want to forget this Christmas play."

Emily: "I got a camera."

Packing Things
Nicole: " "

Emily: "Who's ready to go to Grandma Winona and Grandpa Bryce's house?"

Ethan: "I am!"

Emily: "Then let's get our stuff packed and go out to the car!"

[Emily and Leroy help Ethan, Ice and Cloud to pack their bags]

[Emily straps Ice and Cloud into their car seats]

At Grandma's House
Grandma Winona: " "

The Cousins Arrive
[The doorbell rings]

[The cousins, Ember, Misty, River, Winona and Glenn along with Aunt Georgia and Uncle Ben arrive]

[Ice knocks over the Christmas tree]

[Ice and Cloud begin breaking several ornaments]

Ember: "Ow! Quit it!"

Christmas Eve Dinner
[On the table, we see mashed potatoes, creamed corn, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, creamed spinach, carots and stuffing]

[Ice throws mashed potatoes at Ethan's shirt]

Cloud: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"

Time to Open Presents
Nicole: " "

Leroy: "Let's look inside your stockings!"

[Ethan looks inside his stocking]

Ethan: "Hooray, I've got candy, candy canes, bouncing balls, pencils and crayons!"

[Ice and Cloud look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Ice: "I got coal..."

Cloud: "Me too..."

Emily: "Now, are you guys ready to open your presents?"

[Ethan opens up all his presents]

Ethan: "Whoopee, my very own toboggan sled, a Wreck-It Ralph Wii game, a Nintendo Wii console, a Looney Tunes DVD set, a Wreck-It Ralph DVD, a Wreck-It Ralph storybook and a Wreck-It Ralph Coloring book with crayons!"

[Ice and Cloud open their present to find a note from Santa saying, "Ice and Cloud, you boys were never, ever good this year. You shoplifted from stores, urinated in public, bullied other children, attacked Ethan, got thrown out of daycares and schools and even used rude language. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Nicole: " "

Ice: "Ugh!"

Cloud: "THIS IS ALL ETHAN'S FAULT!!!"

Ice and Cloud: "Let's get him!"

[Ice and Cloud begin to hit, kick and bite Ethan]

Ethan: "SOMEBODY HELP MEEEE!!!!!!"

[Leroy pulls the twins off Ethan while Emily takes Ethan with her]

[Ethan is crying and Emily kneels down to his level]

Emily: "Oh, Ethan, it's okay sweetie. Where did they bite you?"

Ethan: "They bit my arms...and my hands..."

Leroy: "How could you be so naughty?"

Ice: "Santa was supposed to give us presents!"

Cloud: "Yeah, he can't be serious about the coal."

Leroy: "I'm afraid Santa put you both on his Naughty List this year. And he's very serious about it, and frankly, so are your mother and I."

The Missing Presents
[The cousins Ember, Misty, River, Winona and Glenn come downstairs along with Aunt Georgia and Uncle Ben]

Misty: "Hey, my presents are missing!"

Winona: "And mine too!"

Uncle Ben: " "

Leroy: "Shall we go see who took them?"

Misty: "Yeah."

Glenn: "Let's go!"

Uncle Ben: "Any luck kids?"

Ember/Misty/River/Winona/Glenn: " "

Dinnertime
Nicole: "When it came time for Christmas dinner, the twins were having none of it."

Ice and Cloud: "WE... HATE... CREAMED... CORN!!!!"

Leroy: "Come on, try a little bit."

[Grandma Winona serves the turkey]

Grandma Winona: "After the dinner, we will have pumpkin pie."

Ice: "Great!"

Glenn: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"

[Ethan escapes the situation by ducking under the table]

Ethan: "Somebody help me!"

Leroy: "Oh no, not again!"

Emily: "WE ARE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Ethan: "Aw, why do we have to leave? What about my presents?"

Emily: "I'm sorry, my angel, but your brothers have ruined Christmas. Your father packed up your presents in your luggage."

Ice & Cloud: (screaming at the top of their lungs) "WE WANNA STAY HERE FOR PUMPKIN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Leroy: "Pack your stuff and let's go."

Cloud: "NO!"

Ice: "WE WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA WINONA AND GRANDPA BRYCE FOR PUMPKIN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Leroy: "I SAID START PACKING!"

Ice and Cloud: "F*** OFF!"

[Leroy drags Ice and Cloud upstairs to their guest room]

[Leroy puts Ice and Cloud's suitcases on their beds]

Leroy: "The reason why I am telling you to pack your stuff right now is because you two have caused a scene at dinnertime, that's why. And the reason why we have to go home is that you ruined Christmas for Ethan and for your cousins and even for yourselves!"

Cloud: "What a mean dictator you are!"

Aftermath
Nicole: " "

[The family arrives home]