User blog:KidOfTheBlackHole/BFAF: a few pages

This was originally going to be a BFAF just about Kimmings-Tachimi Misconceptions, but doing just that would leave this page rather content-an(a)emic, so I'll do a few other pages with it (will add them later on). You know the BFAF format already, let's get right into the news.

Kimmings-Tachimi Misconceptions
> Why do you guys used tarot cards?, They have been denounced as anti-Christian and Satanic <

And also as a waste of fucking time.

> The tarot motif in our family is mostly symbolism, The World is basically Maria’s title aswell as us getting called Judgement and High Priestess. <

Does Maria being The World symbolize how the world will die violently?

> Q: Your parenting is unorthodox.

A: So is forcing Christanity down people’s throats, I am a Shinto, so piss off. <

Saying someone's parenting is unorthodox isn't an opinion. Also, nobody cares about what mystical sky man you believe in.

> Q: Your daughter reads a manga inappopriate for a little girl of that age. <

Fair point.

> A: Your “Concerned Citizens” are to blame, Maria does this so I don’t feel alone, My Little Pony has unicorns and you bitch about vampires. <

No, you're to blame for letting Maria read something age-inappropriate. Stop shifting the blame.

> Q: You people are devil-worshippers!

A: Please, shut the fuck up, I have much sympathy for “Christians” like you as much as I do for people who preach for all while putting innocent people in work camps, Christmas, Easter, Halloween and all this crap were Pagan holidays, Saoirse, Mikey’s relative still calls Halloween Samhain. <

I can't comprehend how many layers of bullshit Satsuki is on right now. But also,

Satsuki: "I'm not a devil worshipper!"

Also Satsuki: [uses Ave Satani as a lullaby]

> Q: Your daughter is getting corrupted and abused!

A: She’s not, She willingly took part in the Tarot ritual and likes Japanese mythology, You are the abusers. <

How are you gonna get an eight-year-old to legally consent to anything? Also, Satsuki's back at it with the blame-shifting.

> Q: You are a bad parent!

A: So is Derek Armstrong, He spoils that brat of his like Veruca Salt. <

Yes, Derek Armstrong is a bad parent, but that's not the fucking point! You could go on about all the shit he does, but that doesn't make you any less wrong.

> Q: The students hate Maria.

A: GOOD. Maria hates them too. <

Ah yes, being ostracized is a good thing. By that logic, Rachael isn't allowed to complain about the guy who bullied her in 2016.

> Q: Why hasn’t that good Christian man Martin divorce you yet?! <

How has Rachael managed to make me agree with Christfags?

> Simple, Mikey and Martin think you “Concerned Citizen” lot are a bag of dicks, Mihai wouldn't have wanted this <.

Damn those "concerned citizens" with their [shuffles deck] successful central point refutations!