Bones Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Gloria: "Wow, this is the biggest family I have ever seen!"

Announcer: "Gloria heads off to California on a mission to save a family with 500 adopted children."

Joanne: "SOFIA DULCE BONES!"

Bruno: "I hate you, mummy!"

Meeting the Adopted Kids from Japan
[We see Takumi, Ayaka, Kenji, Mao, Ai, Yuki, Yoshi, Kenta, Yuta, Kouki, Sakura, Sota, Ku, Megumi, Miyu, Daito, Tomoyo, Ren, Rina and Momoka gathered in the living room, watching a movie called Pokémon 3 the Movie: Spell of the Unown]

Gloria: "Hello there, darlings. Nice to meet all of you. My name is Gloria,"

[The Japanese vigintuplets get confused]

Joanne: "They do not understand English."

Takumi: "、グロリアをあなたに会えて喜んで." (Translated to: "Pleased to meet you, Gloria.")

Meeting the Adopted Kids from Poland
Joanne: "We have Agata, Bazyil, Aniela, Bendek, Dobry, Filipina, Kaz, Lilka, Jadzia, Jedrek, Jagienka, Jedrzej, Otylia, Stanislaw, Ksena, Lolek, Wanda, Zbigniew, Piotr and Truda."

Introducing the Kids from Canada
[We meet Blake, Levi, Liam, Avery, Carter, Grayson, Danica, Eva, Emmet, Owen, Evelyn, Nevaeh, Scarlett, Nora, Piper, Wyatt, Hudson, Owen, Felix and Teagan.]

Joanne: "These are our vigintuplets from Canada. They are 2 1/2 years old."

Gloria: "Hello, there. Nice to meet all of you."

Owen: "Nice to meet you too, Gloria!"

Gloria: "How are you?"

Teagan: "I am fine, thank you."

Louie: "They are all well-behaved."

Meeting the Adopted Kids from Thailand
Louie: " "

Joanne: "They are all sweet well-behaved little angels."

Kids from Australia
Joanne: "Now, I will show you the kids from Australia. Their names are Lark, Audrianna, Kaelen, Kiel, Adaline, Abbey, Adnoartina, Darniel, Lawson, Bruno, Honour, Bindi, Lachlan, Elias, Gavin, Jewel, Jody, Jaylen, Hayley and Coleen."

Gloria: "OK."

[Jewel appears]

Jewel: "G'day!"

Bindi: "G'day, Gloria."

Joanne: "Bindi, Jewel, Jody, Abbey, Lark and Hayley are well-behaved but not the rest of them."

Introducing the kids from South Korea
[We meet Kwang-sun, Gi, Shin, Ji-min, Joonsuh, Ye-jun, Hyo, Mun-Hee, Hyeonwoo, In-Su, Cho-Hee, Hae-Won, Kyung, Mi-Ok, Mi-Cha, Woo-jin, Joosuh, Eun-Kyung, Sang-Ook and Jin-Kyong]

Introducing the kids from France
Joanne: "Here we have the kids from France,"

[In another room, we see Margot, Capucine, Clémentine, Flavie, Lorenzo, Pierre, Axel, Hugo, Maëlys, Yanis, Gabriel, Louise, Ambre, Eclair, Coline, Thibaut, Vincent, Elliot, Simon and Eloise]

Eclair: "Salut, Gloria." (translates to: "Hi, Gloria.")

Kids from India
Joanne: "We have Shanti, Apu, Asha, Yogi, Arlet, Brinda, Deepnita, Daruka, Cala, Baka, Aja, Paras, Ashok, Ananda, Mallika, Naveen, Avatari, Shasta, Mojil and Bansi."

Kids from Germany
Joanne: "Over there is Huey, Delaware, Kaiser, Johanna, Johan, Dale, Mathilda, Lotte, Daniel, Irma, Guy, Louis, Ludwig, Augustus...and there's Diesel, Abelinda, Sonja, Tanner, Trula and Nixie."

Kids from China
Joanne: "That's Miao, Mulan, Fang, Chien Po, Hai, Mei-Lin, Ping, Zhou, Bao-Zhi, Chang, Lang-Hao, Ushi, Xiang, Wing, Xiu Mei, Zhen, Yang, Dao, Deshi and Fu-han."

Introducing the kids from Greece
Joanne: "There is Gogo, Katerina, Athanasios, Eleni, Ioannis, Nikolaos, Christos, Panagiotis, Dimitrios, Kostas, Maria, Vaso, Angeliki, Paraskevi, Basiliki, Aikaterini, Georgios, Vasileios, Evangelos and Georgia."

Gogo: "Hello, Gloria."

Kids from Spain
Joanne: "This is Miguel, Francisca, Tulio, Dolores, María Carmen, Antonio, Juan Carlos, Ramón, Luis, Jesús, Antonia, Manuel, Pilar, Concepción, Isabel Ángeles, Ángel, Sergios, Mónica, Raquel and Yolanda."

Introducing the kids from Turkey
Louie: "In here, we have Bash, Can, Altim, Gokmen, Damla, Akay, Ender, Meltem, Doga, Umay, Zeki, Ruzgar, Kiral, Deniz, Sevilen, Ugur, Yagmur, Umut, Aysel and Kadri."

Kids from Mexico
[We see Alejandro, Isabella, Sofia, Iker, Matias, Camila, Romia, Regina, Santiago, Diego, Vincete, Leonardo, Ximena, Victoria, Renata, Nicolás, Emiliano, Sebastian, Mateo, Valeria, and Valentina]

Diego: "Hola, Gloria!" (translates to: "Hello, Gloria!")

Gloria: "Hola to you, too."

Kids from the Wales
[We see Harrison, Angus, Rhys, Reece, Noah, Amelia, Mikayla, Gemma, Zara, Tayla, Caleb, Vanessa, Chloe, Logan, Brock, Jacinta, Brontë, Zane, Adam and Tamara]

Kids from Scotland
Gloria: "Who are the kids from Scotland?"

Joanne: "Their names are Jock, Kyla, Rob Roy, Cora, Dhoire, Kendrix, Blaney, Minna, Tavey, Fearcharia, Fiona, Tara, Montgomery, Wynda, Torri, Robina, Mackenzie, Thane, Uisdean and Sinclair."

Kids from Italy
Joanne: "We have Pablo, Dino, Alfredo, Giovanni, Angelo, Capri, Aldo, Bambi, Pietro, Carla, Rita, Marizzio, Marcello...Francesca, Elena, Concetta, Gino, Bella, Contessa and Diva."

Meeting the kids from Ireland
Joanne: "Gloria, meet these kids from Ireland."

Gloria: "Tell me their names."

Vigintuplet #1: "I'm Dylan,"

vigintuplet #2: "I'm Ciara."

Vigintuplet #3: "Keeva,"

Vigintuplet #4: "Sam,"

Vigintuplet #5: "Darragh."

Vigintuplet #6: "Brianna."

Vigintuplet #7: "Cassidy."

Vigintuplet #8: "Alroy."

Vigintuplet #9: "Sinead."

Vigintuplet #10: "Clooney."

Vigintuplet #11: "Emmet."

Vigintuplet #12: "Enda."

Vigintuplet #13: "Gearoid."

Vigintuplet #14: "Hugh."

Vigintuplet #15: "Gael."

Vigintuplet #16: "Nuala."

Vigintuplet #17: "Fergus."

Vigintuplet #18: "Rionach."

Vigintuplet #19: "Bartley."

Vigintuplet #20: "And I'm Colleen."

Kids from Vietman
Joanne: "We have Emily-Michelle..."

Kids from Russia
Joanne: "We have Anna, Igor, Czar, Alexel, Platon, Gleb, Pyotr, Sava, Olesia, Natasha, Irina, Oktyabrina, Liubov, Ksenia, Konstantin, Anatoliy, Pavel, Elizaveta, Orya and Melora."

Kids from Ghana
Joanne: "There's Eddy..."

Observation Begins
Gloria: "It wasn't long before Diego kicked off."

[Diego runs away from Joanne and runs outdoors naked]

Diego: "Nos vemos pronto, idiota tonto!" (translates to: "See you soon, silly idiot!")

Joanne: "Come back here, Diego, and put your clothes on before someone sees you!"

Diego: "Cierra la boca, maldita mujer!" (translates to: "Shut your mouth, you freaking lady!")

cut to:

Gloria: "Did anybody in this family ruin any holidays?"

Joanne: "Why yes. Halloween was simply awful."

Gloria: " "

Louie: "And "

Gloria: " "

Obaervation Continues
Bruno: "Hey, Yoshi! Can Mario ride you?"