Supermanny Special (Fieldman Family)/Transcript

Submission Reel
Israel: I am here in Columbia, South Carolina to visit Jenny whose husband left her three years ago. Let's have a look.

Jenny: Hello, I am Jenny Fieldman and I am a single mother. I am 56 years old. I was married to a man named Michael and we have five kids: Duncan who is 16, Jordyn who 15, Tommy who is 13, Portia who is 8 and Kaitlin who is 5. It's not long before Michael left me when Kaitlin is 2. Duncan loves Metallica and blasts it every night.

[Duncan blasts "Enter Sandman" at night waking up the kids]

Jenny: He refuses to do homework.

Duncan: This is so hard!

Israel: Yikes!

Jenny: And even plays violent video games!

[Duncan plays Manhunt]

Israel: Oh my lord...

Jenny: Portia loves Disney Channel and dresses up like the female characters!

[Portia is dressed as Maddie Rooney]

Portia: Bam, what!

Jenny: She loves watching Disney Channel every day.

[Portia watches Shake It Up and dances]

Israel: I love this girl so much.

Jenny: I think her obsession went too far as it causes her to fail school. When I take away her Disney Channel stuff, she throws tantrums.

[Jenny brings a box and takes away Portia's High School Musical Sharpay doll]

Portia: NO! I WANT MY SHARPAY DOLL! I WANT IT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Jenny: Your obsession has gone too far, Portia! You have been fialing school because of that!

Jenny: Supernanny, please help me!

Israel: I am on my way!

Observation begins
[Israel rings the doorbell]

[Jenny answers]

Israel: Hello, Jenny.

Jenny: Hi, you must be the Supermanny?

Israel: Yup, the name's Israel.

Jenny: Anyways, what you been up to?

Israel: I was in my taxi

Jenny: I see.

[Jenny leads Israel to the house where Portia, dressed as Olive Doyle from the first episode is watching A.N.T. Farm]

Jenny: Portia, meet Israel.

Portia: Israel? He's here?

Jenny: Yup, and he's here to see you!

[Portia runs up and hugs Israel]

Portia: I love you!

Israel: I love you too.

Portia: Do you like my Olive Doyle costume? This is from the first episode of ANT Farm.

Israel: I do like it, thought.

Diverse Music and Diverse TV and Movies
Israel: Since Duncan is obsessed with blasting Metallica all night, I teach him a lesson.

Israel: Duncan, this is Diverse Music. If you like Metallica, try Megadeth.

Duncan: (bleep) no! I hate Megadeth! Metallica rocks!