Skylar stabs Bubby and Bobby

This happened a week before Jo came to the household. Also, for the Freak Foor version, click here.

Transcript
[Skylar draws a sharp knife out of the kitchen cupboard]

Skylar: (snickers) "I bet this will kill Bubby and Bobby."

[Skylar comes into Bubby and Bobby's room where the twins are watching PB&J Otter on TV]

Skylar: "Tell me, do you believe in God?"

Bubby/Bobby: "Yes."

Skylar: "Why?"

Bubby: "Because Mummy always taught us to..."

[Skylar stabs Bubby and Bobby one by one with a knife in the stomach]

[The twins start screaming and crying in pain]

Bubby and Bobby: (wailing) "MUMMY!"

Patty: "What is it, boys?"

Bobby: "Skylar did this to us!"

[Xandra comes in to investigate this incident]

Xandra: "OMG! I will call an ambulance, mother!"

Patty: "AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, SKYLAR LOUISE FUNNIE, YOU ARE BANNED FROM SEEING YOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH, YOU WILL NOT WATCH TV FOR 3 WEEKS! YOU CANNOT USE THE COMPUTER FOR 10 DAYS!"

Skylar: (sneering) "I dare and I did! By the way, if you mention this to the cops, I will do the same to you and Xandra."

[Xandra picks up her iPhone and dials 911]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

Xandra: "The twins got lacerated by a knife courtesy of their big sister, Skylar."

911 Dispatcher: "Thank you, the ambulance will arrive as soon as possible."

[An ambulance drives by the Funnie Family household]

Xandra: "Thank god you are here!"

Ambulance Driver: "OK, I will take these boys to the hospital."

Cut to:

[At the hospital]

Bubby: "Skylar asked us if we believed in God, and we said yes."

At the Hospital
Doctor: "Boys, you will recover in a few hours."

Bubby and Bobby: "Mummy....."