Kisho-Green Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Annoncer; "Tonight on Supernanny....."

Marie: "NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ASIAN (bleep)!"

[Marie punches Toshio in the arm]

Annoncer: "Jo visits a Japanese-Anerican blended family with two teenagers....."

Satoko: "マリーは俊夫ヒットしない" (Translation: Marie don't hit Toshio)

[Toshio cries]

Annoncer: "That fight eachother...."

Toshio: "ママ！" (Translation: MOMMY!)

Marie: "IT'S MY LIFE! STOP BEING SUCH A (bleep)ING NAGGING HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!!!"

Annoncer: "Their son Garret uses not one not two but four types of drugs........."

Garret: "Mother. I'm going to do drugs!"

Annoncer: "While their 4-year old son and his mother never speak English........"

Toshio: "私はギャレットとマリーを嫌う彼らはとても意味しています！" (Translation: I hate Garret and Marie, they are so mean!)

Annoncer: "Can Jo help this Family out?"

Marie: "Supernanny is gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "You are with me in Las Vegas to meet a Japanese-American blended family."

???: "Hi were the Kisho-Green Family!"

Samuel: "I'm Samuel."

Satoko: "私は聡子だ" (Translation: I'm Satoko)

Samuel: "And we have 4 children. Marie is 15, Garret is 14, Toshio is 4, and baby Reiko is 3 months old."

Satoko: "俊夫と玲子は私の前の結婚からのもの (Translation: Toshio and Reiko are from my previous marriage)

Samuel: "And Marie and Garret are from my previous marriage."

Satoko: "俊夫は行儀です" (Translation Toshio is well-behaved)

Samuel: "Marie and Garret swear, fight, call me and Satoko bad names. Garret does drugs and got kicked out of 15 schools. Marie hangs out with her older boyfriend that we disapprove of because of his criminal record and a huge age difference."

Toshio: "私のステップの兄弟は、自分自身を行動されていません" (Translation: "My step siblings aren't behaving themselves)

Samuel: "Supernanny we need you now!"