The Anti-Vaxxers/Transcript

Vaccination Time!
Reicheru: "Attention team, it is time for vaccination on our younger members and those with weakened immune systems. Vaccines are mandatory."

[Cut to Charlotte Mixie, who feels uninterested in participating in the vaccination]

Reicheru: "I repeat, vaccines are mandatory!"

Sophie: "And by mandatory, we mean that youth and members with poor immune systems should get vaccinated for a healthier life!"

[Cut back to Charlotte Mixie, who is groaning]

Charlotte: "I don't feel like it, and I have valid reasons why."

No Excuses, You're Leaving
Sophie: "Charlotte Mixie, can you come here, please?"

Charlotte: "No thank you, I still believe that vaccinations are harmful."

Reicheru: "You heard the otter! Get your a** over here RIGHT NOW!"

Charlotte: (sighs) "You win..."

[Charlotte comes to the commanders]

Reicheru: "We're all tired of your bulls*** claims that vaccinations cause autism."

Sophie: "Agreed. Heck, I can imagine that right now, Penn Jillette would be p***ed off and facedesking."

Reicheru: "Since you can't seem to handle mandatory vaccinations, it has come to the conclusion that you're banned from the Team Terrific 10 permanently."

Charlotte: "You can't do this! I already gave you proof that vaccines can give people autism!"

Reicheru: "No one in this base could give two f***s about that. You're leaving."

Charlotte: "Your team must be relying on the wrong sources."

Sophie: "ENOUGH! Get out."