Diretz Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Gloria returns to the UK, to meet a family who's Diretz!"

Carly: "I hate cleaning my room!"

Gloria: "That teenage girl is a bad nut!"

Announcer: "Carly refuses to clean her room."

Announcer: "And Angus has bad temper."

Announcer: "A birth will happen."

Angus: "Mum is giving birth!"

George: "Push!"

Vicky: "(screams) IT HURTS SO BAD!!!"

Announcer: "Will dad give up?"

George: "Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!"

Announcer: "Or can Gloria get her to change her ways?"

Angus: "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"

Angus: "GLORIA MUST LOSE!"

Submission Reel
Gloria: "I'm in Liverpool ready to help a family that I really need my help."

???: "Hi we're the Diretz family! I'm George, I'm a stay-at-home dad."

???: "And I'm Vicky, I work at a local daycare."

George: "We have 3 children, Carly is 17, Victor is 15 and Angus is 13."

Angus: "(bleep) you!"

Vicky: "Will you please stop swearing?!"

George: "Carly refuses to clean her room."

Carly: "Mum?"

Gloria: "What a relief!"

Vicky: "I'm pregnant with my 4th child, I planned a hospital."

George: "Victor is well-behaved, he's only 15."

[Victor plays his video games]

Vicky: "And Angus has minor bad temper."

Angus: "I'll teach you!"

Vicky: "He spits in my face."

[Angus spits]

Gloria: "Disgusting, they are spitting, they're like camels!"

George: "Two of the children's language are very terrible."

Carly: "(bleep) YOU!"

Angus: "(bleep)HOLE!"

Vicky: "Angus, will you please stop swearing!"

Angus: "I DON'T GIVE A (bleep)!"

Glora: "Oh my word!"

Vicky: "My dad, Chris, who took care of my kids, except my unborn baby."

Gloria meets the family
Gloria: "Hi!"

Vicky: "Hello, I'm Vicky!"

Gloria: "Nice to meet you."

Vicky: "Come in!"

Gloria: "Who do we got here?"

Vicky: "That's my husband, George, he's a stay-at-home dad."

Vicky goes in labor
Vicky: (moans in pain) "Oh god!"

Gloria: "So, we booked the hospital, Vicky."

Chris: "Vicky, I'll stand here!"

cut to:

Gloria: "So, George you'll be the midwife, and I'll help Vicky."

Carly: "I'll hose you, mum!"

George: "Breathe."

Carly: "(hoses Vicky) And that what you did!"

George: "Breathe!"

Angus: "Whoa, it's glowing and now it's time to give birth."

George: "I can see sometime!"

Vicky: "(breathes) What was that?"

George: "I think it's the head!'

Chris: "Come on, Vicky, you can push now."

George: "Just push!"

Angus: "Mum is giving birth!"

Vicky: "(screams) IT HURTS SO BAD!!!"

George: "Push!"

Carly: "Come on, mum, push!"

George: "Just one more push!"

Vicky: "(screams longer) Phew!"

George: "I got it! (pushes baby out and cuts the cord) It's a boy!"

Gloria: "It's a...a boy!"

Victor: "Thanks for the birth, mum."

[The newborn child starts crying]

Vicky: "Why, hello my sweet baby boy."

Gloria: "How's the newborn child, doctor?"

Doctor: "She's in good health. Now, what would you like to name him?"

Vicky:"Dad, I'll name him Christopher James Diretz."

[Vicky and Chris hug while fussing over Jamie, who weighs 7lb 10oz]

(Carly, Angus and Victor come to see the new baby)

Angus: That baby looks so stupid and ugly!

Angus and Carly are in good leaves
Gloria: "It is time for the Angus and Carly to use some apologize letters."