Tommy Decjuan gets sent to Boot Camp

The decision
Hayley: "Tommy, you are going to Boot Camp today."

Tommy: "NO MOM! I HATE GOING TO BOOT CAMP!"

Hayley: "You should've thought about that before you blowed up the military school. You're going to Boot Camp and that's final."

2 days after Tommy has left
Officer: "Can everyone do 100 pushups?"

2 weeks after Tommy has left
Tommy: "That's it. I've had enough of Boot Camp."

Hayley and William get very angry with Tommy
William: "TOMMY! WHY DID YOU ESCAPE FROM BOOT CAMP???"

Tommy: "Because I'm sick and tired of Boot Camp."

William: "WHAT???"

Hayley: "OH MY F****** GOD!!! TOMMY! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ESCAPED FROM BOOT CAMP!"

William: "FROM TOMORROW, YOU WILL BE GOING TO THERAPUTIC BOARDING SCHOOL!!!"

Tommy: "NOOOOO!!!!! I HATE THERAPUTIC BOARDING SCHOOL!!!"

[Hayley calls Nicole Birou on the phone with William]

Nicole: "Hello, this is Nicole Birou. How can I help you?"

Hayley: "Our little son has escaped from Boot Camp!"