Cap Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...."

Gloria: "My word, this family is so huge!"

Announcer: "Gloria returns to her hometown of Manhattan to help out a family with a thousand adopted children beating the Cap Family."

[Mulan screams]

[Dolph pushes Catherine to the floor, making her cry]

Stephen: "I hate you, daddy! Shut up!"

[Moses breaks a vase]

Marci: "We tried Nanny 911, but it didn't work out because some of my adopted children sent them away!"

Matthew: "So we decided to turn to Supernanny in attempt to win the battle against our children."

[The Polish vigintuplets except Ola run around the mansion naked]

[Gustav cries]

[Dolph tries doing homework]

Dennis: "CATHERINE IS A VERY STUPID FRENCH BRAT!"

Dennis: "SUPERNANNY WILL FAIL!"

Dennis: "LOSER!"

[Dennis hits Catherine in the private area, making her cry again]

Submission Reel
???: "Hello, we are the Cap Family! My name is Matthew, and I am a restaurant owner."

???: "And I'm Marci, and I am the head librarian."

Matthew: "We adopted so many kids. The Japanese vigintuplets and Catherine are well-behaved and are sweet little angels but all kids, mostly Dennis, Dolph, Stephen and Moses are far from it."

[Catherine cries]

Catherine: "Maman! Regardez ce que Dennis ont fait! Il m'a frappé!" (translation: "Mommy! Look what Dennis have done! He hit me!")

[Stephen flips off Marci]

Marci: "Dennis was expelled from various schools. He likes to be racist and makes fun of people."

Dennis: [laughs] "YOSHI HAS THE SAME NAME FROM THE SUPER MARIO BROS. CHARACTER!"

Dennis: "CATHERINE SUCKS BECAUSE OF HER FRENCH CULTURE!"

[Dennis slaps Catherine, making her cry]

[Dennis screams]

Matthew: "Moses can be mean sometimes. He likes to misbehave all the time and is never misbehaves."

[Moses pushes Catherine to the floor]

[Catherine cries]

Catherine: "MOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!"

[Moses breaks the vase with a hammer]

[Moses punches Yoshi]

[Moses spits on Marci]

[Moses headbutts the Japanese vigintuplets]

[Moses pushes Matthew out of the way so he can watch TV]

Cap Family House
[Gloria witnesses a mansion with 6 floors]

Gloria: "My goodness, a house with six floors. I could easily get lost in there."

Meeting the children from Japan
[Gloria sees Shinji, Hitomi, Chikayo, Satoshi, Kai, Mao, Hikari, Kasumi, Tariko, Shizuka, Takao, Kenji, Yukina, Mako, Sakura, Yoshi, Daisuke, Toshio, Yusake and Hiromi watching Pokemon XY The Series]

Gloria: "Hello, how are you?"

[The Japanese vigintuplets look back, confused]

Marci: "They have a hard time speaking English."

Gloria: "Maybe I can teach them English."

[Takao is playing with his Levanny plush, Scraggy plush, Yanma plush, Monferno plush, Burmy plush, Slowbro plush, Terrakion plush, Latios plush and Latias plush]

[Mako is playing with his Dialga plush, Patrat plush, Teddiursa plush, Victini plush, Panpour plush, Shellos East Sea plush, Lillipup plush, Mamoswine plush, Togekiss plush, Cherrim plush, Lugia plush and Sneasel plush]

[Kenji is playing with his Shieldon plush, Arceus plush, Marill plush, Azurill plush, Meloetta plush and Minun plush]

[Daisuke is playing with his Raichu plush, Stunky plush, Heatmor plush, Cranidos plush, Exacadrill plush, Reshiram plush, Starly plush, Zoroark plush, Munna plush, Psyduck plush and Yamask plush]

[Toshio is playing with his Totodile plush, Wailord plush, Piplup plush, Happiny plush, Keldeo plush, Torchic plush and Purrloin plush]

[Yusake playing with his Spiritomb plush, Mime Jr. plush, Black Kyurem plush, Xerneas plush, Grotle plush, Shaymin plush and Articuno plush]

[Shinji is seen playing with his Dragonite plush, Drilbur plush, Pidove plush, Woobat plush, Fraxure plush and Growlithe plush]

[Tariko is playing with her Cherubi plush, Phione plush, Buneary plush, Zorua plush, Stunfisk plush and Virizion plush]

[Satoshi is seen playing with his Flygon plush, Deerling plush, Celebi plush, Kricketot plush, Croagunk plush, Mewtwo plush, Genesect plush, Buizel plush and Chatot plush]

[Hiromi is seen playing her Pokémon Y game and holding her Meowth plush, Litleo plush, Electrivire plush, Cleffa plush, Staravia plush, Emolga plush, Flareon plush and Espeon plush]

[Yoshi is playing with his Mewtwo, Lucario, Celebi, Manaphy, Entei, Deoxys, Darkrai, Latios, Latias and Jirachi finger puppets]

[Shizuka is seen playing with her Glaceon plush, Chimchar plush, Plusle plush, Budew plush, Wobbuffet plush, Pachirisu plush, Jirachi plush and her Leafeon plush]

[Yukina is seen playing with her Snivy plush, Murkrow plush, Bulbasaur plush, Chingling plush, Combee plush, Inkay plush, Palkia plush and Cubchoo plush]

[Hikari is seen playing with her Lucario plush, Pancham plush, Squirtle plush, Oshawott plush, Mew plush and Pichu plush]

[Mao is seen playing with her Pikachu plush, Togepi plush, Arcanine plush and Eevee plush]

[Kai is playing with his Tepig plush, Treecko plush, Dedenne plush and Umbreon plush]

[Kasumi is seen playing her Pokemon White 2 game and clutching onto her Mudkip plush, Pansage plush, Bonsly plush and Cyndaquil plush]

[Chikayo is playing her Pokémon X game while holding her Charmander plush and Dragonair plush]

Gloria: "And how old are they?"

Marci: "They are all 6."

[Sakura is seen dressed in a pink kimono and holding her White Kyurem plush, Glameow plush, Servine plush, Snorlax plush, Jolteon plush and Axew plush]

Marci: "They are the only set not in the 3-23 months bracket that are well-behaved, but don't worry, some other members of the other viginuplets are well-behaved from 3-16, I think they are."

[Hitomi is seen in a mint green kimono, carrying an Absol plush, Chikorita plush and a Meinfoo plush]

Kids from Brazil
Marci: "Now Gloria, I would like you meet Godiva, Batte, Dimas, Ivy, Kokumo, Gijima, Leonel, Odom, Jasper, Meleni, Lobo, Naolin, Lovell, Manoela, Tandra, Sally, Rexford, Coloma, Margarida and Nemesio."

Marci: "They are all well behaved execpt for Coloma and Sally."

Sally: "(bleep)!"

Coloma "(bleep)!"

[Coloma pushes Godiva to the floor, making her cry]

[Sally screams at Jasper]

[Coloma headbutts Lobo]

[Sally kicks Leonel]

Meeting the Children from Venezuela
Marci: "This is Alejandro, Yoli, Julio, Yosibell, Liam, Viki, Osmer, Winy, Lavena, Gliosmar...and there's Arnoldo, Fidel, Simón, José, Xavier, Manuela, Joaquín, Isaías, Eleazar and Juana."

Kids from South Korea
[Gloria goes to the 2nd floor and meets Kwan, Joon-ho, Hyun-jung, Kum-ja, Kun-sun, Jae-hwa, Jin, Ja-hoon, Jung, Chul, Hae, Jin-ho, Gab-do, Eun-mi, Eun jung, Joo-chan, Eui-kon, Ji-Kwong, Ha-Neul and Eunkyhung]

[Eun-mi is having patsbingsu]

Marci: "They are well-behaved but, we are very concerned about Kwan, because he is failing in school since he hasn't done his homework, but other than that he is well-behaved."

Eun-mi: "" (Translation: Mom, do I really have North Korean siblings?)

Marci: "Also, all 20 barely see their North Korean siblings, both sets go to school, wake up, come home at different times, this leaves them concerned because of Inner Korea relations, but one of them Ji-Min, Actually talks with them and said that they can learn something from them."

Introducing the children from Algeria
Matthew: "We have Ahmed, Amira, Asma, Ghazala, Sami, Basem, Betsy, Samia, Bilal, Mustafa, Hakeem, Islam, Shada, Samiah, Saïd, Aīcha, Farid, Fatima, Faridah and Gabir."

Meeting the kids from Ghana
Matthew: "There's Adika, Abam, Sisi, Anane, Anum, Jojo, Tawiah, Awotwe, Ozigbodi, Yaa, Kukua, Adeben, Adusa, Agyeman, Kwaku, Kunto, Lumusi, Quaashire, Atu and Ankoma."

Children from Togo
Matthew: "Over there are Hana, Harumi, Keiji, Conner, Kale, Koen, Hina, Backer, Améyo, Bella, Yasmine, Adjaratou, Agnes, Lucie, Pascal, Emmanuel, Kossi, Kwami, Camih and Isabelle."

Vigintuplets from Kenya
Marci: "There's Noorkisaruni, Bonface, Habiba, Lisimba, Pasua, Obama, Kipenzi, Chuki, Faiza, Clemo, Hawa, Akello, Verdez, Lameck, Amos, Gakere, Bayyina, Sisya, Nonier and Wambua."

Meeting the vigintuplets from Ireland
Gloria: "Who are these kids?"

Marci: "Their names are Donovan, Pierce, Margaret, Melvyn, Raicheal, Tibbot, Ealga, Jarlath, Hinolair, Conor, Lilas, Delaney, Teagan, Finn, Declan, Riley, Graham, Cara, Darby and Archibald."

Marci: "They are all well-behaved except for Hinolair."

Gloria: "Why?"

Marci: "He swears."

Hinolair: "MOTHER(bleep)ER!"

[Hinolair kicks Raicheal]

[Hinolair bites Tibbot]

[Hinolair beats up Ealga]

[Hinolair attacks Conor]

[Hinolair spits on Lilas]

[Hinolair pees on Delaney]

[Hinolair tries to stab Pierce]

[Hinolair kicks Teagan]

[Hinolair bites Finn]

[Hinolair throws a vase at Declan]

[Hinolair throws a plate at Archibald]

[Hinolair hits Donovan]

[Hinolair pinches Riley]

[Hinolair kicks Cara]

Introducing the children from Sweden
Gloria: "Hey, who are these kids drawing on papers?"

Marci: "We have Ebba, Vilda, Saga, Ester, Scout, Dolph, Ulrika...and there's Bobby, Dagmar, John, Peter, Björn, Alexandra, Melinda, Anton, Inger, Fanny, Lena, Jonna and Kåre."

Marci: "They are all well-behaved except for Dolph, who acts defiant and aggressive towards his siblings. He also refuses to do his homework, making him fail in school and calls people every name in the book."

Dolph: "Ulrika you are a spastic (bleep)!"

[Ulrika cries]

Matthew: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

Dolph: "(Bleep)HOLE!"

[Dolph smacks Alexandra]

[Dolph bites Melinda]

[Dolph snatches Ulrika's jump rope and smacks her with it using a whip]

[Dolph punches Vilda]

[Dolph kicks Saga]

[Dolph tries to stab ]

[Dolph screams]

Dolph: "I HATE ULRIKA SO MUCH!"

Dolph: "ALL OF MY SIBLINGS SUCK! I WISH ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD!"

[Dolph throws a plate at Ebba]

[Dolph disfigures Björn by smashing glass cup at Bjorn's face]

[Dolph throws a vase at Kåre]

Meeting the Children from France
[Gloria comes into a room and sees Eclair, Lucas, Louis, Camille, Enzo, Hugo, Chloé, Marie, Matteo, Ynès, Ethan, Noah, Emma, Catherine, Henri, André, Pierre, Suzanne, Françoise and Sylvie.]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Marci: "They are 5."

Catherine: "Bonjour, Gloria. Comment allez-vous?" (Translation: Bonjour, Gloria. How do you do?)

Matthew: "Catherine is very well-behaved and very well-mannered."

[We see Brie cheese and crackers on the table]

Catherine: "Oh, mes favoris!" (Translation: Oh, my favorites!)

Kids from North Korea
Matthew: "We have Han-yong, Hye-rim, Jong-nam, Hye-rang, Sang-Ook, Jong-Chul, Young-Hee, Jong-un, Yong-rim, Yong-il, Pong-ju, Min-ki, Min-Jung, Ji Min, Young-mi, Woo-sung, Tae-won, Sun-woo, Young-Chul and Min-seo."

[We see a room decorated with portraits of Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-un, a North Korean flag, and North Korean propaganda posters]

Marci: "They are very well-mannered but we are concerned about Min-Jung, she who is failing in school and refuses to go to school because she is complaining she is getting bullied there, we need help to understand what she has been going through."

Matthew: "These mild-mannered North Koreans are from one of the most anti-American nations, like their nation, they are very seclusive and their hobbies and activities are listening to the radio, listening to North Korean music, and in North Korea, South Korea is considered false Korea and North Korea true Korea, but they don't act like this to their South Korean siblings, but they usually keep away from them, their room is across from the South Korean vigintuplets' room, we called it, the 38th parallel or DMZ, which is names of the borders between North and South Korea, Ji Min, is the only one to socialise with her South Korean siblings, she says that they could learn something from them."

Ji Min: "" (Translation: Hello there, my name is Ji Min, I am from North Korea, I am sixteen years old, I like playing with my Japanese younger brothers and sisters and some K-pop)

Yong-il: "" (Translation: Please excuse the propaganda posters, I like collecting them)

[Jong-un curls up with his knees up to his chest]

Matthew: "Jong-un, or Yuyu, as me, my wife and the Japanese vigintuplets nickname him, is very shy and not talkative, the vigintuplets described him as clumsy, shy, and troubled, he is youngest one."

Marci: "When their friends come over, they prefer playing with Yong-il and Jong-Chul, Yong-il, likes collecting North Korean propaganda and lapel pins, Jong-Chul is very nice and kind, in my own words, Jong-un is very similar to North Korea itself, reclusive and shut off from the world."

Matthew: "Yong-il, gets on really poorly with Dennis and both boys tend to fight, Dennis wins by tickling him into laughter, since Yong-il is older, he usually gets the advantage of the fights, the longest fights was more than 5 hours and the shortest was 10 minutes long."

[Yong-il takes his hoodie off, exposing his tattoos, mostly DPRK signs including the flag, and communist symbol]

Ji Min: "" (Translation: Yong-il....)

Marci: "Ji Min wants to be a child psychologist when she finishes school, Yong-il wants to be a film director, all 20 are into horror films, even the shy Jong-un, and also, learning about the Korean War, or Fatherland Liberation War as North Koreans call it, our vigintuplets actually use both terms, this upsets people alot and they don't actually understand, they understand what the Americans did to DPRK in the 50's, they also learnt many facts about their nation's dictators, including Kim Jong-il, had a fear of flying, like Kim Il-sung, they appear to be okay by the fact that DPRK actually has concentration camps, however, it makes eldest vigintuplet, Min-ki, a little nervous, and due to this, he is less interested in western ideals, but still loves his Japanese, and French siblings, especially Yoshi and Catherine."

Marci: "Even though these vigintuplets are the 3rd eldest out of our sets, they look after their younger siblings when we are away and are actually good at it."

Matthew: "Gloria, also, people when they visit are not allowed to film this set, they are the only set of vigintuplets that are not allowed to be filmed by people, Yong-il guards the room and doesn't allow anyone except his siblings and his own adopted siblings to enter, he's there for their protection, my DPRK children are quite camera shy, people can film the others, but not these ones."

Marci: "All 20 excel in taekwondo, you can shake their hands, high-five them, and that's the only physical contact, touch them or hit them and they will touch you back, and it's not pretty, the other vigintuplets, me, and Marci and their friends are exempt from these harsh laws that the DPRK children enforce on themselves to other people."

Ji-Min: "" (Translation: Since you are helping this family, you will be exempt from our harsh policies)

Marci: "Excluding the South African vigintuplets and the misbehaved ones, not all of them though, they see their DPRK siblings as their staff and parent-figures because some of our kids have severe disabilities, and these ones are here to help them."

Matthew: "Their favorite siblings are their Japanese and Chinese siblings, at some weekends, Ji-Min and her siblings set up a little-school for them, Ji Min teaches them about the Japanese rule over Korea when it was one country, Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung, she also teaches them about Communist and Nationalist China, including Sun Yat-sen, Mao Zedong, and Chiang Kai-shek, she also teaches the both Chinese and Japanese sets, whom home countries don't really like eachother, to play and be friends."

Marci: "What Ji-Min told me, actually cracks me up, remember how Jong-un is shy?, well, he can complete Five Nights at Freddy's in less than 2 days, and he can even play zombie and ghost horror games, his favorites? F.E.A.R., and Left 4 Dead."

Matthew: "Yong-il's also the reason we ban cigarettes, so, if you want to smoke, please take it outside, we don't want Yong-il having an asthma attack."

Meeting the children from Zambia
Gloria: "And who are these kids?"

Marci: "Their names are Jafar, David, Chisomo, Miriam, Zvpdon, Saasa, Sonkwe, Shex, Albertina, Perina, Pangzenghui, Mwenya, Febian, Cheyenne, Wamunyima, Chaka, Silvestor, Stephen, Lumamba and Nascimanto. They are all well-behaved except for Stephen. Stephen throws tantrums, screams, bites, punches, kicks, and is defiant."

[Stephen screams like a banshee in the background]

Marci: "See?"

[Stephen runs to Gloria and punches her in the stomach]

Gloria: "That hurts!"

Stephen: " " (Translation: (bleep) YOU!)

[Stephen smashes a vase]

[Stephen attacks Jafar]

[Stephen bites Shex]

[Stephen hits on Nascimanto]

[Stephen kicks Lumamba]

[Stephen sits on the ground]

[Stephen throws his shoes at Chaka]

Stephen: " " (Translation: GLORIA MUST FAIL!)

[Stephen spits on Gloria]

Kids from Colombia
Marci: "There's Sherdian, Enrique, Luis Eduardo, Juan Carlos, Sapphira, Rodrigo Alberto, Saul Antonio, Gabriel, Abriella, Luz Marina, Sandra Milena, Natalia, Luz, María del Carmen, Alma, Lorena, Cezar, Pedro, Ellamae and Chalissa."

Meeting the children from Denmark
[Gloria goes to the front room and meets Sebastian, Frida, Storm, Josefine, Adam, Laura, Ida, Selma, Rasmus, Lizzie, Mikkel, Nanna, Magnus, Freja, Sander, Alberte, Emil, Malou, Felix and Mathilde playing and building with LEGO block towers]

Marci: "These are our 18-month-old vigintuplets from Denmark."

Gloria: "Hello! How are you doing?"

Introducing the vigintuplets from Belgium
Marci: "Over there in the living room is Matilda, Tommie....and there's Adelbert, Anique, Clara, Coen, Elise...and we also have Dietger, Aimeus, Benard, Florent, Florinda, Gonda, Lieve, Roos, Lisa, Loy, Milou, Renate and Veerle. They are all well-behaved, except for Gonda, Matilda, Tommie, and Benard. They refuse to give up their pacifiers and their diapers/nappies."

Matthew: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

[Tommie screams]

Matilda: "I WANT MY DIAPERS/NAPPIES!"

Benard: "I WANT MY PACIFIERS/DUMMIES!"

Meeting the kids from Poland
Gloria: "Who are those kids here eating lunch?"

Marci: "That's Jadwiga, Jola,  Madej, Jacek, Jerzy, ...and there's Adamski, Adelina, Beata, Anna, Rola, Mila, Ola, Estera, Artur, Katarzyna, Danica, Pela, Krzysztof, Staly and Marcin."

Gloria: "Hello, and how are you?"

Ola: "Robimy, dzięki." (Translation: "We are doing good, thanks.")

Marci: "Ola is following Catherine's signs and very well-behaved."

Matthew: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

Marci: "The rest of the vigintuplets are not, but Jola behaves the worst."

Jola: " " (Translation: (bleep) YOU!)

[Jola kicks Madej]

[Jola smacks Rola]

Children from Mexico
[Gloria goes in and meets Axayacatl, Zeltzin, Acacitli, Chantico, Ayauhcihuatl, Chicomecoatl, Atlacaya, Itzli, Atl, Peggy, Papantzin, Motecuhzoma, Mayahuel, Tepin, Xochitl, Papan, Acolhnahuaca, Macuilmalinal, Atotoztli and Izel]

Gloria: "Why hello there, everyone!"

Chantico: "Hola, Gloria!"

Gloria: "How old are you all?"

Papantzin: "Somos los ocho años de edad." (Translates to: "We are all eight years old.")

Kids from Israel
Matthew: "We have Ariel, Ben-Gurion, Even, Gil, Golda, Maor, Tzabar, Ronia, Netanya, Yonatan, Hadassa, Abrahem, Ananiah, Balfour, Ayalah, Navah, Yinon, Zivah, Hagar and Tzahala."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Kids from Malaysia
Marci: "There's Hakimi, Zara, Alya, Nurul, Hannah, Qaseh, Arissa, Mohamed, Ashley, Marcus, Aqil, Jayden, Java, Irfan, Rayyan, Ian, Adrianna, Isaac, Sarah and Alyssa."

Gloria: "Are they all well-behaved?"

Marci: "Yes."

Matthew: "Ashley is very kind and well-mannered and is following Catherine's signs, they are Muslims and Marcus is mostly-behaved but refuses to do homework."

Ashley: "Selamat datang ke rumah kami, Gloria, saya mendapat beberapa bunga untuk anda" (Translation: Welcome to our home, Gloria, I got some flowers for you)

[Ashley gives Gloria a bouqet of flowers]

Marci: "They were the ones who got intoxicated during a parade."

Matthew: "They are all 13."

Gloria: "How did they feel about not having to celebrating Christmas?"

Matthew: "It didn't really bother them, we gave them some presents."

Gloria: "Do you think they are well-behaved?"

Marci: "Yes especially for Ashley. She is nice and very kind like Catherine."

[Marcus is eating beef rendang while Hannah is eating laksa]

[Ashley is eating char kway teow]

Ashley: " " (Translation: Well, I'm kind to people a lot.)

Kids from Scotland
[Gloria goes out and meets Leslie, Brodie, Blake, Evan, Fraser, Duncan, Christy, Scott, Blair, Jamie, Isobel, Ainsleigh, Lindsay, Annabel, Tavia, Bonnie, Kenzy, Dallas, Cameron and Tara]

Marci: "They are all well-behaved except for Isobel and Tavia."

Isobel: "I HATE YOU!"

Tavia: "GLORIA MUST FAIL!"

[Isobel throws rocks as Marci]

[Tavia throws a chair at Gloria]

Vigintuplets from Chile
[Gloria sees Nulpi, Lucero, Yenien, Tamara, Lilen, Zahndra, Yerimen, Cristobal, Javeria, Kevin, Hector, Marco, Ricardo, Esteban, Jorge, Juan, Ignacio, Macarena, Romina and Franco]

Marci: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the kids from Uganda
Gloria: "We have Mwanje, Nabulungi, Masani, Kissa, Karutunda, Karukuma, Abbo, Jonah, Nabirye, Sanyu, Nasiche, Sematida, Namono, Opio...and there's Nanjala, Derrick, Tibyangye, Tombe, Wesesa and Zilaba."

Marci: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Introducing the children from India
Marci: "This is Abeer, Gandha, Hardik, Kaksi, Kakshi, Kami, Kuber, Mukut, Mahaki, Malini, Malika, Nikhat, Prem, Sugandha, Shefali, Subash, Shushma, Sourabh, Kamala and Parimal."

Matthew: "Kami lost all of his hair due to his chemotherapy treatment when he had leukemia. That's why Dennis pokes fun of him."

[Everyone is eating a spicy curry]

[Kami puts on a hat and pulls a hoodie over his head]

Meeting the kids from Ecuador
Gloria: "Here's Dominga, Domingo, Claudia, Agata, Adelmo, Alberto, Estafan, Ofelia, Paula, Ximena, Fernando, Rafael, Lola, Lucia, Manuel, Irene, Guadalupe, Maritza, Pilar and Elena."

Marci: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Introducing the children from Bangladesh
Gloria: "Over here, we have Abhink, Santanu, Lokesh, Piyali, Sudipta, Shoma, Sagarika, Moumita, Sanchita, Sandip...and there's Ganish, Keka, Debesh, Ruma, Maitreyi, Tanay, Akashdvip, Alok, Brinda and Manoj."

Matthew: "How old?"

Gloria: " "

Marci: " "

Gloria: "Oh, I am afriad they are all badly behaved children."

Kids from Thailand
Gloria: "Here's Amporn, Amnuay, Chai, Cantana, Dao, Chinawoot, Dok, Ditaka, Jaidee, Jettrin, Kalaya, Jutharat, Khun, Niwat, Mae-ying-thahan, Noi, Pan, Luk, Tai and Sirikit."

Marci: "How old are they?"

Gloria: " "

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Children from New Zealand
Marci: "Over there is Helen, Taika, Gaston, Toa, Niki, Merata, Rudall, Gaylene, Costa, Gustav...and there is Abbey, Arana, Caleb, Arapeta, Ember, Etera, Fetu, Haimona, Hanga and Hinapouri."

Matthew: "They are diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and have a hard time communicating with other people. But despite this, Helen can speak very fluently even though she has Asperger's. That's why Dennis makes fun of them."

Helen: "Nice to see you. I am very well-behaved."

Gloria: "How old is she?"

Marci: " "

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Marci: "Gustav is the only one from this set of vigintuplets who misbehaves. He has a very difficult time communicating and says the fewest amount of words out of the set of vigintuplets due to his condition and does not understand it well, causing his anger and frustration as a result."

[Gustav tries to say hello to Gloria, but ends up screaming at her]

Marci: "Gustav has a hard time handling his frustration and anger."

[Gustav spits]

Vigintuplets from the Netherlands
Matthew: "We have Vincent, Ursula...and there's Arjan, Silvy, Patrick, Aad, Taco, Marijn, Berend, Lemlem, Nathan, Naomi, Ineke, Adrianus, Iggy, Karen, Dominique, Ellen, Yoshka and Aleyt."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Marci: "Nathan, Adrianus, and Taco are the only ones who are well-behaved in this set of vigintuplets."

Introducing the children from Switzerland
Marci: "Over here, we have Axel, Karel, Janine, Juliana, Amourette, Roel, Scarlett, Jerome, Alfred, Chantal, Lars, Tania, Dana-Lynn, Dylan, Dario, Eilonwy, Flavia, Heinz, Herbert and Zuna."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Marci: "All 6 months old and well-behaved."

Matthew: "They are kind to people."

Lars: "That's right. I like to behave a lot and never misbehaves."

Dylan: "Yeah."

Eilonwy: "But who's the worst-behaved?"

Meeting the children from Norway
Matthew: "We have Birgitte, Falki, Asa, Endrid, Thora, Rurik, Gunnar, Hulla, Finna, Grip, Jorunn, Rainer, Ragnar, Valdis, Svana, Jora, Olaf, Fastny, Hildigunn and Jodis."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Marci: " "

Kids from Bolivia
Marci: "We have Cèdric, Edwin Silver, Milton, Isbob, Aucapoma, Adelgonda, Moôsejr, Teresa, Makhassè, Chambi, Evita, Bradipone, Jeremias, Anahi, Andrea, Michelle, Ascencion, Alison, Alegra and Raquel."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Matthew: "They all behave badly."

Gloria: "How so?"

Kids from Libya
Matthew: "There's Bello, Lutfiya, Aarti, Nadima, Ayeisha, Um-Kalthum, Wajihah, Habeebah, Shukriyya, Zaiah, Zarifa, Ali, Mahmoud, Kasim, Hafez, Nazeer, Fahad, Kamal-ud-Din, Farid-ud-Din and Majed."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Kids from Canada
[Gloria goes into a room and meets Martin, Avril, Celine, Justin, Gordy, Adolph, Kadim, Alannah, Demarco, Emma-Lee, Drayden, Ebony, Elijah, Jo-Beth, Johnpaul, Jody, Gavin, Julessa, Karessa and Hank]

Gloria: "Hi! How are you?"

Ebony: "We are doing good, thank you."

Gloria: "How old are you all?"

Emma-Lee: "We are 3."

Gloria: "Nice to meet all of you!"

[Avril presents flowers for Gloria]

Avril: "I brought some flowers for you, Gloria."

Gloria: "How sweet of you."

Marci: "These are the Canadian vigintuplets. They are all well-behaved except for Celine. Celine was recently expelled from preschool due to bullying other children."

[Celine spits on Avril]

Avril: "Celine! Can you stop?"

Celine: "NO!!!"

[Celine throws a vase at Avril]

Martin: "Celine! Stop! Stop throwing a vase at her!"

Celine: "Never!"

Marci: "You better be nice to your sister!"

Avril: "I am kind to people."

Kids from Vietnam
Marci: "We have Ed, Kim, Lu...and there's Chi, Chau, Cam, Binh, Huy, De, Cuc, Ly, Hong, Mai, Thuc, Tu, Vãn, Yen, Long, Bao and Kim Cuc."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Introducing the children from Pakistan
Matthew: "Here, we have Safa, Arsh, Mehwish, Iram, Aamir, Tariq, Leena, Nabeel, Fizza, Waseem, Zohaib, Sumaira, Khadijah, Yasir, Aadil, Nafeesa, Aasim, Falak, Kausar and Saima."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Kids from Turkey
Gloria: "Who are these kids from Turkey anyway?"

Matthew: "We have Adem, Elma, Huri, Maja, Ayla, Baris, Su, Esma, Guül, Sukru, Husamettin, Feza, Gizem, Pembe, Inci, Kelebek, Jebran, Oz, Tolga and Umit."

Marci: "Oz is the only well-behaved child from the Turkish vigintuplets."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Children from Finland
[Gloria goes up to the fifth floor and meets Outi, Jyrki, Minna, Ilkka, Aini, Toivo, Inka, Miska, Pinja, Mikko, Selka, Saku, Aama, Joni, Henna, Jussi, Mikaela, Siiri, Jani and Tatu playing with their Angry Birds plushes]

Pinja: " " (Translation: "Hello Gloria. How do you do?")

Gloria: " "

Marci: "Pinja and Mikko are well-behaved, but the others aren't."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

[Aama spits on Pinja and Mikko]

[Joni throws Angry Birds plush at Pinja]

[Saku pushes Mikko]

[Miska kicks Mikko]

[Mikko cries]

[Minna screams]

[Aini throws a chair]

Kids from Hungary
Matthew: "We have Gabor, Bela, Panna, Tizane, Jolan, Aliz, Ildiko, Prioska, Zizi, Zsa-Zsa, Zigana, Lantos, Csepel, Domokos, Folkus, Gerzson, Jozsef, Kaplony Kerecsen and Ladomér."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Kids from Egypt
Marci: "We have Marik, Hosni, Anwar, Nadia, Menna, Madiha, Laila...and there's Eshe, Sagira, Beb, Maibe, Amen, Sabah, Urbi, Bastet, Masud, Cleopatra, Echidna, Zuberi and Anubis."

Matthew: "Marik, Echidna, Hosni, and Cleopatra are well-behaved, but the rest are far from it."

[We see Cleopatra wearing a hijab]

[Echidna is looking at the Yu-Gi-Oh! Egyptian God cards]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Kids from Argentina
Matthew: "In here, we have Alan, Carla, Ascunsion, Carmen, Adriana, Adriano, Ailen, Alfonso, Antonella, Diana, Huenu, Iván, Lucho, Maiten, Malen, Jack, Marcena, Pichi, Pire and Raiquen."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Kids from Greece
[Gloria goes to the kitchen and meets Cyrano, Delia, Bazil, Kaylee, Nicole, Lily, Alexander, Colin, Olivia, Sophia, Denny, Kalonice, Kassandra, Lysander, Sirena, Linus, Lyris, Maurice, Madge and Mariano]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the children from England
[Dennis appears]

Gloria: "Hi, Dennis!"

Dennis: "Welcome, you bratty woman!"

[Dennis throws a bag of Percy Pigs at Gloria, but she manages to catch the bag]

Marci: "That is Dennis. Over there is Minty, Oliver, Jacob, Gardenia, Violet, Joshua, Aggie, Beatrix, Burrell, Fuchsia, Murgatroyd, Charlie, Thomas, James, Alfie, Caimbrie, Harry, William and Alicia,"

[Violet is hugging her Pudsey Bear]

[Gardenia is reading a book to her Pudsey Bear]

Marci: "Gardenia, Violet and Minty are well behaved, but Dennis is not. You see, Dennis has been expelled from all 3 schools last year."

Matthew: "Since we ran out of schools, he is being homeschooled instead."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the children from South Africa
[Gloria goes into the parlor and meets Aaliyah, Moses, Ayanda, Maletsatsi, Fikile, Botle, Molapo, Tau, Polo, Nthofeela, Palesa, Nandi, Basetsana, Dintle, Nokresimesi, Moshe, Banele, Mareka, Butholezwe and Filemone]

Marci: "These children from South Africa are my main concern, especially the eldest, Moses. He encourages his younger vigintuplet siblings to do bad things."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the children from Spain
[Gloria goes into a den and meets Blanca, Miguel, Monica, Carlos, Gemma, Rico, Silvia, Jordi, Julia, Aaron, Beth, Javier, Tina, Antonio, Patricia, Raul, Aitana, Rubén, Candela and Sergio]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Marci: "They are 4 years old and are all well-behaved except for Gemma, Rico, Beth, Candela, and Aaron."

Meeting the children from Saudi Arabia
[Gloria goes into a room and meets Romaisa, Mariam, Aryan, Rida, Arham, Adyan, A'yan, Afreen, Aamish, Ammarah, Saba, Ejaz, Lama, Yara, A'azz, Sohail, Salman, Faheen, Aabida and Taja]

[Mariam is seen wearing a long sleeved dress, a blue burqa, a long cloak called an abayya and a head scarf]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the Children from China
[Gloria goes to the dining room and meets Mulan, Hao, Ming-Hoa, Li Ming, Fang, Kong, Da-Xia, Kun, Jing-Wei, Kang, Ling, Xi-Wang, Mei-Lin, Xiaoping, Xin, Zhong, Yan-yan, Piao, Jiao-jie and Zhu]

Marci: "Mulan is the eldest among her biological vigintuplet siblings. In China, they have a one child policy, so their biological mother abandoned them at an orphanage as infants. Their favorite food is rice."

Matthew: "They are all well-behaved execpt Yan-yan, Xiaoping, and Mulan."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the Children from Russia
Gloria: "Right over there is Kobe, Anya, Demetri, Larisa, Gawel, Kilys, Micro, Orya, Mylo, Nadine, Panas, Ninja, Vladimir, Irina, Pavel, Jania, Sashenka, Laika, Waclaw and Yelena and they are almost 2 years old."

[Nadine is reading an Anastasia picture book]

[Gawel is looking at an American Tail picture book]

Gloria: " "

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Meeting the children from Iceland
Marci: "We have Ísak, Katrin, Iris, Matthías, Einor, Harpa, Inga, Oskar, Dagur, Davíð, Júlíus, Hermann, Thordius, Ragheidur, Gudny, Brynjar, Anita, Helgi, Tinna and Karl."

Oskar: "Velkomin heim til okkar, Gloria!" (Translation: "Welcome to our house, Gloria!")

Gloria: "Nice to meet you."

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Kids from Australia
[Gloria goes into the backyard and meets Ellora, Vixen, Bindi, Shanu, Sowmya, Tobias, Guransh, Rasta, Tabrez, Runee, Fadumo, Areeba, Aace, Cody, Zaya, Rhythm, Chameleon, Zarish, Suja and Reggae]

Cody: "G'day, Gloria!"

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Matthew: " "

Gloria: " "

Observation Begins
Dennis (One of the vigintuplets from England): "You stupid Italian hag, shut the (bleep) up!"

Marci: "Hey, I do not appreciate you being racist to me just because I was born in Italy."

[cut to]

Moses (one of the vigintuplets from South Africa, talking to his other vigintuplet siblings): "Yo, dudes! We South Africans own a party limo so we can party all day with our pals and go to the mall tonight to steal stuff!"

Aaliyah: "Oh, yeah! Party!"

Catherine: "Attendez, vous ne pouvez pas aller au centre commercial et de voler des trucs! Cela est illégal!" (Translation: "Wait, you can't go to the mall and steal stuff! That's illegal!")

Moses: "SHUT UP!"

[Moses hits Catherine]

Catherine: "Comment peux-tu?" (Translation: "How could you?")

[The South African vigintuplets scramble into the party limo and drive away]

Marci: "Come back, now!"

Moses: "So long, suckers!"

Marci: "And stop hitting your siblings!"

Catherine: "Les vigintuplets sud-africains sont très irrespectueux et peuvent voler des trucs! Ils font des choses très illégaux!" (Translation: "The South African vigintuplets are very disrespectful and can steal stuff! They do very illegal things!")

Monica (One of the vigintuplets from Spain): "No espere por nosotros!" (Translation: "Don't wait up for us!")

Polo: "Losers!"

cut to:

[Gloria is in the kitchen talking to Marci]

Gloria: "Did any of your kids ruin any holidays?"

Marci: "Of course! Christmas was ho-ho-horrible! At the mall, our South African vigintuplets stole from stores and the security guards caught them when they stole a few items. When we went to a Christmas Carol play, Mulan and some of her vigintuplet siblings ruined it by tearing the curtains with a knife and destroying the scenery on stage by setting it on fire. The South African vigintuplets, Mulan, Dennis, and several of the other kids found nothing but coal in their stocking on Christmas day, the Malaysian and Pakistan vigintuplets were Muslims, the Hebrew vigintuplets were Jewish, and the Thailand vigintuplets were Buddhists so they did not celebrate Christmas with us. Also on Christmas dinner, they started a food fight. On New Year's Eve, the South African vigintuplets decided to steal a few things from the mall including cigarettes and drugs. They also partied with Moses' best friend named James at his house without permission and they all got into bottles of vodka. They also used fireworks without permission and started a fire that was so large it burned down one home. Moses' friend's mom and I got a call from the police stating all of the information about this incident. They were arrested and charged for doing so and got put in jail for a period of 2 weeks and they missed the ball drop at times square. Shortly after that, they were sentenced to 500 hours of community service."

Gloria: "What about Thanksgiving, St. Valentine's Day, Halloween, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day?"

Marci: "Thanksgiving was nothing but a disaster. The kids had a food fight. Mulan begged for rice instead of turkey. They also played football in the house when we asked them to play the game outside. Celine also destroyed Tariko's centerpiece by cutting it in half with a kitchen knife and threw it into the fireplace."

Gloria: "How did Halloween go?"

Marci: "It was downright awful. Mulan ran in the streets and then peed on it, which I found utterly disgusting. Dennis threw rocks and other objects at a neighbor's house. Celine shouted "Trick or Poopyhead" towards one of the neighbors. When we returned home, Dennis destroyed Catherine's Madeline costume which I laid on the bed while she was sleeping. Mulan gobbled up the rest of her siblings' candy. Also, the South African vigintuplets wanted to purchase some dynamite and bombs on eBay, but ended up purchasing fireworks and sparklers instead. They threw them at my car which I was going to take to work the next day. It was damaged and they attacked the Japanese vigintuplets with a hammer and stabbed them all with knives. They were arrested and charged for vandalism, destruction of public property and assault by the police because of this."

Gloria: "What about Mulan, Celine and Dennis?"

Marci: "As for St. Patrick's Day it was a disaster. The Malaysian vigintuplets got intoxicated during a parade. They began throwing up and they got sick. Ashley threw up on Tariko's green kimono by accident but me and Tariko understanded they were sick, and Ashley apologized for that."

Ashley: "" (Translation: I said I was sorry for throwing up on her kimono, hope I didn't get in trouble!)

Tariko: "" (Translation: Ashley! It's okay! It was only a few months ago! please get over it!)

Marci: "I know you were sick, sweetie."

Gloria: "My word...."

Matthew: "Fourth of July was terrible."

Gloria: "How so?"

Marci: "We were at a Forth of July picnic."

Gloria: "How was the picnic ruined?"

Marci:

Matthew: "St. Valentine's Day was abysmal. When we were at a Valentine's day festival, the trouble began."

Gloria: "How so?"

Marci: "Well, Catherine was looking forward to this day by exchanging Valentine cards and wearing the special Valentine party dress in her kindergarten Valentine's Day class party. I brought some eclairs, which are Catherine's favorite dessert, to the party. However, Stephen, who is one of the Zambian vigintuplets, went into her room and destroyed her Valentine's Day dress which she planned to wear to that party by shredding it up into pieces the night before while she was sleeping. Catherine was very upset the next morning when she woke up to find her dress ruined and she was in tears while her other Vigintuplet siblings tried to comfort her. Ji Min, came in when she heard her cries and quickly fixed her dress and made it good as new."

Matthew: "Easter was terrible for us!"

Gloria: "What happened?"

Matthew: "Moses destroyed Ji-Kwong's easter dress, leaving her in tears, and she and her siblings and the North Korean siblings were peforming a Korean dance which went well until Stephen changed the music to heavy metal and the South African vigintuplets beat them. Dennis deliberately destroyed Catherine's Easter bonnet which she had planned to wear to the Easter parade. Mulan also stole all of the Easter eggs we planned to use for the Easter egg hunt activity. Not to mention that Celine and the South African vigintuplets attacked the Easter bunny that came to the Easter party at my mother's house. Vixen and Celine also began a color splash fight with their cousins and their siblings while painting Easter eggs."

Marci: "The Malaysian Vigintuplets' 13th birthday which was Flyleaf-themed was ruined courtsey of Dennis."

Java: "" (Translation: True, me and my siblings were peforming a dance, and it went well for 25 minutes until Dennis threw food at us, and ate our birthday cake. He also changed the music to The Price is Wrong by Lil Wayne.)

Catherine: "Man, je déteste que Dennis! Je le déteste tellement. Il est tellement dire à mes frères et sœurs!" (Translation: "Man, I hate that Dennis! I hate him so much. He's so mean to my siblings!")

Observation Continues
Dennis: "Ed is such a skinny loser!"

[Dennis laughs]

Ed: "Ngăn chặn nó, bạn đang chĩa ra niềm vui của tôi!" (Translates to: "Stop it, you are poking fun of me!")

Dennis: "Hey, Yoshi! Can Mario ride you?!"

Yoshi: "デニスは、私をからかってはいけない、してください！" (Translation: "Dennis, don't make fun of me, please!")

Dennis: "Hey, Ariel! Why don't you go back to being a mermaid under the sea with your undersea pals?!"

Ariel: "דניס, אולי תפסיק את זה?" (Translation: "Dennis, will you stop it?")

Catherine: "Dennis, vous quittez Yoshi seul, ou je vais te dire Maman!" (Translation: "Dennis, you leave Yoshi alone, or I'll tell Mommy!")

Dennis: "Catherine, you look stupid with that dumb-looking hat!"

[Dennis snatches Catherine's red beret from her]

Catherine: "Hey! Rends-moi ça!" (Translation: "Hey! Give that back!")

Dennis: "No!"

Marci: "Dennis, give that back to your sister."

Catherine: "Mais Dennis a volé mon chapeau! Il est le seul qui est très irrespectueux à tout le monde!" (Translation: But Dennis stole my hat! He's the only one who is very disrespectful to everyone!)

The Phone Call
Nicole: "Hello, who is this calling, please?"

[Nicole is at the vet with her dog, Lucy]

Matthew: " "

Dennis pokes fun of Matthew
Dennis: "Daddy is a four-eyes!"

Matthew: "Stop poking fun of me, mate!"

Dennis: "You are a nerdy (bleep)!"

Matthew: "I said stop it!"

Dennis: "Well, you are a bratty nerd! (bleep) YOU!"

Matthew: "That langauge shall not be tolerated under any circumstances."

Dennis: "Dad, you are a four-eyed freak! You can be in a freak show!"

Matthew: "Dennis, that is enough."

Annie: "Just ignore him."

Dennis: "Never!"

Around the World Reward Chart
Gloria: "I introduced the Around the World Reward Chart for the parents."

Gloria: "I would like you to use the Around the World Reward Chart to reward your children when they reach their goal."

Marci: "Sounds good."

Matthew: "Brilliant if you ask me!"

Discipline
Gloria: "It wasn't long before the Chinese vigintuplets wanted rice, but the parents said they are having vegetables for tonight. They then threw a fit."

Yan-yan: "我讨厌蔬菜！“ (Translation: "I hate vegetables!")

Marci: "Yan-yan, we are having vegetables, sweetie."

Yan-yan: "但我们想饭！" (Translation: "But we wanted rice!")

Xiaoping: "With soy sauce."

[Yan-yan and her other vigintuplet siblings scream at the top of their lungs]

Gloria: "Marci, I would like you to give the kids a warning, and if they misbehave, place them in timeout."

Marci: "Guys, this is your warning, if you don't come with us to eat your veggies, you are going in timeout. Do you understand?"

[Mulan throws her plate of veggies against the wall]

Marci: "Right! Naughty Circle!"

Mulan: "不，我不想去超时!" (Translates to: "No, I don't wanna go to time out!")

[Marci places Mulan onto the Naughty Circle]

Marci: "You were placed on the Naughty Circle because you didn't listen when you were asked to eat your vegetables."

[3 minutes later]

Mulan: "Sorry, mommy."

Marci: "Thank you. I accept your apology."

[Marci and Mulan hug]

Naughty Platform
Gloria: "Later on, when Bindi was watching The Adventures of the Little Koala on the computer with her mother, Dennis wanted to use it. But when Bindi said no, Dennis kicked up a tantrum."

[Bindi is watching The Adventures of the Little Koala episode, The Amazing Boomerang on the computer with her mom Marci]

[Dennis walks by]

Dennis: "Bindi, mom, can I use the computer, you two? 'Cause I want to play RollerCoaster Tycoon 3."

Bindi: "No, mate. Mommy and I are watching the Little Koala. You can use the computer when we're done watching the episode."

Dennis: "I WANNA PLAY ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON 3!"

Bindi: "Maybe later, okay?"

Marci: "Dennis always wants to gets his way all the time."

Bindi: "Yeah, He upsets me too."

[Bindi and Marci resume watching The Adventures of The Little Koala episode, The Amazing Boomerang on the computer]

[Dennis shoves the two off the chair, gets on the computer, and starts playing RollerCoaster Tycoon 3]

Marci: "Dennis, off the computer now."

Dennis: "No thank you!"

[Dennis laughs]

Naughty Circle
Gloria: "When Ji-Min and Tariko were playing Pokémon plushies together in the living room, Mulan wanted them to leave the room so she can watch Dora, when Ji-Min said no, she threw a tantrum, when Tariko said to Ji-Min she was the best sister ever, Mulan got jealous and kicked her sister, causing her to go into the Naughty Circle."

Tariko: "·ジミン - お姉ちゃんはらちゃんですか？なぜポケモンはあなたの国では利用できないのですか？" (Translation: Ji Min-onee-chan? Why is Pokémon not available in your country?)

Ji-Min: "이 때문에 일본과 북한 문제, 남쪽에서 사용할 수있는, 그러나, 우리는 일반적으로 여기가 없습니다." (Translation: It's available in the South, but, due to Japanese and DPRK issues, we don't usually have it here.)

[Ji-Min pick up the Vulpix plush and she gently pokes Tariko's face with it]

Tariko: "私は、あなたにロコンをあまりにも大好き！" (Translation: I love you too, Rokon!)

[Tariko gets the Growlithe plush and she hugs it]

[Mulan enters the room]

Tariko: "ムーラン、なぜここにいますか？" (Translation: "Mulan, why are you here?")

Mulan: "我可以请观看多拉？" (Translation: "Can I please watch Dora?")

Dining Out
Hostess: "Party of...1,002?"

[Matthew, Marci, Chikayo, Tariko, Kasumi, Satoshi, Kenji, Chul, Camille, A'azz, Cameron, Cristobal, Cyrano, Colin, Rhythm, Filemone, Fikile, Butholezwe, Aaliyah, Ayanda, Fang, Charlie, Kai, Caimbrie, Kausar, Jafar, Alajandro, Henri, Dennis, Gardenia, Moses, Botle, Maletsatsi, Moshe, Nandi, Shizuka, Hikari, Takao, Mariam, Chantico, Saima, Mulan, Yan-yan, Dintle, Nokresimesi, Polo, Tau, Marik, Molapo, Yukina, Mao, Catherine, Chloé, Christy, Celine, Cody, Chameleon, Yoshi, Miriam, Anya, Mei Lin, Carlos, Candela and the rest of the family are seated at a restaurant]

Celine: "These carrots are yucky!"

Mulan: "我不喜欢芹菜!" (Translation: "I don't like celery!")

Dennis: "I am not gonna try spinach!"

[Celine pushes her bowl of carrots away from her]

Henri: "Sacre bleu!"

Marci: "Just try it."

Dennis: "I....HATE...SPINACH!!!!!!!"

Celine: "AND I HATE CARROTS!!!"

Matthew: (calmly) "Okay, let's just pretend that the celery is a log with little ants on it."

[Dennis and Celine punch their respective salad bowls and the bowls fly on top of 2 waiters]

Matthew: "Right! Come on, kids, we're leaving."

Christy: "Already?"

Gloria: "Matthew, Marci, may I suggest that you are not setting a right example? Perhaps this isn't working out right."

Marci: "Maybe next time."

Cut to:

Stay in Bed
Gloria: "The younger kids refused to go to bed and wanted to stay up extra late doing activities."

Celine: "We don't wanna go to bed!"

Marci: "Celine. You need to sleep. It's bedtime."

Mulan: "I'm not sleepy."

Yan-yan: "Me neither!"

Mulan: "I'm not ready to go night-night!"

Celine: "I am not tired, mommy!"

Marci: "Come on, it's bedtime, everybody!"

[Catherine is fast asleep with her Madeline doll]

Learn English
Gloria: "I taught the sets of vigintuplets that do not understand English very well some English via Learn English."

Gloria: "I will teach you some English with a special video."

Drug Disposal
Gloria: "I decided to dispose all the drugs the teenage kids were using."

Paci-Fairy technique
Gloria: "Matilda, Tommie and Benard were all refusing to give up their pacifiers. So I introduced the Paci-Fairy to them."

Gloria: "The Paci-Fairy is coming tonight to collect all of your binkies and give them to the babies who need it.

Matilda: " "

Tommie: " "

Benard: " "

Gloria: " "

Baby Log
Gloria: "Since mom and dad often lose track of keeping an eye on the babies, I decided to give them the baby log."

Gloria: "Matthew, Marci, I would like to give both of you the Baby Log."

The Russian Vigintuplets' 2nd Birthday Party
Gloria: "When the Russian vigintuplets turned 2, they had an Anastasia-themed birthday party."

[Anya opens her present to an Anastasia Alexandra and Nicholas Hinged trinket box she has received from her friend Josie]

Anya: "Спасибо, Джози! Вы самые лучшие!" (Translates to: "Thanks, Josie! You are the best!")

[Nadine opens her present to an Anastasia soundtrack]

[Ninja opens her present to an Anastasia: Adventures with Pooka and Bartok CD-ROM]

Gawel: "Thank you, mommy, for throwing this party for me and my siblings."

Gloria: "But it wasn't long until some of the kids ruined the party."

[Moses changes the Anastasia music to On Fire by Lil Wayne]

Marci: "Mamma mia! Who changed the music?"

[Ninja points to Moses]

Marci: "MOSES TOTO CAP!"

[Mulan knocks over the buffet table]

Marci: "Mulan, stop!"

Mommy and Me
[Mei Lin is seen creating a dragon sculpture out of clay]

Marci: "Nice sculpture, Mei Lin."

Mei Lin:“谢谢你，妈妈. ” (Translates to: "Thank you, mommy.")

[Yukina is seen creating a swan scuplture]

Matthew: "Yukina, that is a beautiful sculpture! I like it!"

Yukina: "ありがとう、お父さん. "  (Translates to: "Thanks, dad.")

[We see Catherine creating a poodle sculpture]

Marci: "Oh, Catherine. That poodle looks very nice."

Gloria: "Mei Lin, Catherine, and Yukina created their sculptures of a dragon, poodle and a swan respectively, but Mulan, Moses, and Celine began to act up and destroyed them."

[Mei Lin cries]

Marci: "Mulan, sit on the Naughty Circle. You don't destroy your sister's property. That wasn't nice, she worked so hard on that dragon."

Matthew: "Celine, you too. Now stay on the Naughty Pit. That was not very nice of you to ruin your sister's swan, she work very hard to make that."

Marci: "Also, Moses. You are placed on the Naughty Swivel because you destroyed your sister's poodle. Now stay there for 17 minutes, and do not move."

Moses: "YOU ITALIAN SWINE! (Bleep) YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!"

Gloria: "Just ignore it, Marci."

[Marci ignores the insult]

[Celine escapes and kicks Marci and Matthew in the private area]

Marci: "Celine escaped. What do I do now?"

Gloria: "Take her back to the Naughty Pit and deposit 2 more beanbags. Say nothing to her."

[Marci returns Celine to the Naughty Pit and deposits 2 more beanbags and walks away]

[Moses escapes and goes in his party limo with his biological vigintuplet siblings and drives away]

[Marci goes outside and notices the party limo driving away]

Marci: "Hold on, stop! You are not supposed to drive away from me while you have to stay in the Naughty Swivel."

[The party limo stops]

Marci: "You guys must get out of the limousine this instant."

Aaliyah: "It ran out of gas."

[Everyone in the party limo gets out]

Marci: "Thank you. As for you, Moses. Go back to the Naughty Swivel and start your timeout over."

Searching for part-time jobs
Matthew: "Moses, we need to talk to you about your private party limousine. You need to realize that your limousine is a very big responsibility, right?"

moses: "Yeah, I guess."

Matthew: "Since that limousine is a very big fancy car, that means gas mileage, insurance, oil check and all that stuff. Do you understand what I am saying? It also means monthly payment, correct? So that means, I am going to look for a part-time job for you, pal."

Gloria: "A car like that is a very big responsibility, Moses. Where did you find this...fancy car like this private party limousine?"

Moses:

marci: "How much does the gas mileage cost for this fancy car?"

moses:

Matthew: "Aaliyah, polo, maletsatsi, Nandi, Dintle, Nokresimesi, Banele, Botle, Fikile, Filemone, Butholezwe, Ayanada, Moshe, Molapo, Tau, Basetsana, Palesa, Nthofeela, you need to hear this, too!"

Onward
Dolph: "(Bleep) DIG! DU SUGER APA (bleep)S, CATHERINE!!" (Translates to: "(Bleep) YOU! YOU SUCK MONKEY (bleep)S, CATHERINE!!")

Marci: "Dolph, you do not speak to your little sister like that. Talk to her like that again, and you will be going to the Calm Down Zone Do you understand?"

Dolph: "Jag ska bränna dig till döds, Catherine!" (Translates to: "I shall burn you to death, Catherine!")

Marci: "You are going to the Calm Down Zone, Dolph."

[Dolph is now in the Calm Down Zone]

Family Outing
Gloria: "The family then went out to go to the mall."

Matthew: "We're here at the mall!"

Marci: "Come on!"

[Yoshi holds his mother by the hand while smiling]

Gloria: "The boys decided to go to the LEGO store while the girls went to the American Girl store."

Marci: "Yong-il, you take Tariko with you, and Tariko, listen to your brother."

Tariko: "Yes!"