The Kodansa Family goes to Miami

1 day before the vacation
[N.O. is with Kirsten]

N.O.: "We are going on a vacation, and the bad children are not coming."

2 hours later

[N.O. is using her cell phone]

[Georgina picks up the phone]

Georgina: "Hello? This is Georgina speaking."

N.O.: "It's Kelly. Tomorrow, we are going to Miami, and the bad children are staying with you. Also, do not be nice to the bad children. Ciao."

Nicole: "Georgina does not know that N.O. was on her adult certificate."

Georgina: "I tell the bad children to grow down before, and I tell them again."

Nicole: "N.O.'s first birth name was Kelly. The first two middle names were Nicole and Orla, and then after Nicole and Orla is Cooper."

[Georgina hangs up]

Georgina: "I give the good children better presents, and I mimic the acts."

[Georgina shows the viewers a game called "Supernanny: The Theory International"]

1 hour later

[N.O. is using her cell phone]

N.O.: "Hi, this is N.O. Kodansa. I will go to Miami, Florida with my four siblings. I will also go with four children, five nieces, four nieces-in-law, my aunt, and my three grandchildren. So that's a total of 22 people including myself."

Travel Agent: "Ma'am, where do you live?"

N.O.: "We live in Cedar Springs, Iowa."

Travel Agent: "When do you plan to go?"

N.O.: "We will go tomorrow afternoon."

Travel Agent: "How much time will you be in Miami, Florida?"

N.O.: "We will spend 21 days there."

Travel Agent: "Since you have more than five guests in your party, we'll divide the party into several staterooms."

The day
[Pamela, Olan, Kirsten, her siblings, Ember, Polo, Simon, and Anna pack their things]

N.O.: "We are going to Miami for a fortnight and a half, the bad children are staying with Great Aunt Georgina."

Frederick: "You mean Great Aunt (bleep)'s house? She tells us to grow down instead of up, and everything! Ember and Simon always get better presents!"

Siobhan: "A strategy has been figured out, and we are not taking you to Miami."

Meryn: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

Ember: "Cruise, Brooke, and Mickey, pack your things! We are going to a very good city and we will have fun!"

[Cruise, Brooke, and Mickey are packing their things]

James: "Olan, the plane should arrive at 2:30 pm."

Olan: "OK."

Kirsten: "So, It should arrive in 3 hours."

Celine: "I DON'T WANNA GO TO (very long bleep) GEORGIIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Ember: "Too bad. You will be going there."

Emma: "I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!"

[Cruise, Brooke, and Mickey finish packing their things]

[Cruise goes over to Ember]

Cruise: "Mommy? What's going on?"

Ember: "Nothing, sweetie."

Aidan: "I hate you, you big fat meanie!"

Kirsten: "Georgina should be here soon enough, and I expect everyone to be on their best behavior. All of you."

Cloud: "GEORGINA IS A (bleep)!"

[Everyone but the mean children ignore this comment and go to their respective cars with their suitcases with all the good, great, and excellent stuff]

[Ember is driving Polo, Cruise, and Brooke]

[Simon is driving Anna and Mickey]

[N.O. is driving her automobile with Kirsten next to her, and it includes Olan, James, and Siobhan in the back]

[Pamela is driving the children of James, N.O., and Siobhan]

[The spouses of Siobhan, N.O., and James are using a truck]

cut to:

[Great Aunt Georgina arrives]