Swamp Rectification

Swamp Rectification is used by Trevor Willett against his children. Inspiration came from Suzanne Camacho's Spanking Stew. Trevor spent six figures on Swamp Rectification. Children get thrown in an in-ground body of water with the same ingredients the Spanking Stew uses except for Diet Coke. It also contains horse blood, giraffe blood, turkey blood, rooster blood, mud, and glue.

Trevor tells the kids to find big cubes and small cubes with letters on them, and take them to a stand one by one. He doesn't let them leave Swamp Rectification until they find all of the cubes correctly, assemble the words "SORRY" with the large cubes and "all hail daddy" with the small cubes, and then say the assembled phrases like they mean it. If multiple children are thrown in the Swamp Rectification, they cannot work together to find the cubes. Each child will be obligated to go by themselves. Who Trevor believed was the least worthy of being sent to the Swamp Rectification will be told to find the cubes first, while anyone else will have to wait for them to be rescattered and not look at any of the cubes. If a child sees Trevor rescattering the cubes, Trevor will rescatter them again, and won't stop rescattering them until no child has seen him rescatter the cubes.

If Trevor is not happy with what a child is doing in Swamp Rectification, he intends to activate a shoe horn to hit that child in the private area.