Kodansa Family Halloween 2035

Ready for Halloween
Kirsten: "Kids! Kids! Get ready for Halloween!"

Olan: "You want to get candy?"

Nicholas: "We're ready."

Meryn: "And we're ready to go and get some candy."

[Michelle is dressed as Madonna]

[Meryn is dressed as a witch]

[Josef is dressed as Batman]

[Bryce is dressed as Superman]

[Celine is dressed as Sky from PAW Patrol]

[Nicholas is dressed as a knight]

[Cameron is dressed as a pirate]

[Emma is dressed as a clown]

[Aidan is dressed as a ninja]

[Rain is dressed as Kevin Minion]

[Ice is dressed as a red Power Ranger]

[Cloud is dressed as a vampire]

[Larson is dressed as a mummy]

[Landon is dressed as a werewolf]

[Lester is dressed as Frankenstein's monster]

[Luther is dressed as Darth Vader]

[Phillip is dressed as the Mad Hatter]

[Roberta is dressed as the Cheshire Cat]

[Nora is dressed as Alice]

[Verona is dressed as The Queen of Hearts]

Trick or Treating Time
Nicole: "Trick or treating for the Kodansa Family was nothing but chaos."

[Siobhan is carrying a notebook and a pen]

Siobhan: "I am going to write down the things which will be confiscated if the kids misbehave."

Kirsten: "That's a good idea."

[Meryn sighs and rings the doorbell]

Meryn: "Trick or treat!"

Josef/Bryce/Rain/Ice/Cloud: "TRICK OR (bleep)ING (bleep)! SMELL MY FEET GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!"

Kirsten: "Boys! Boys!"

Neighbor: "Hello, kids. Do you want some candy?"

Meryn: "Sure thing."

[The family goes to a neighbor's house]

Meryn, Josef, Bryce, Celine, Nicholas, Cameron, Emma, Aidan, Rain, Ice, and Cloud: "Trick or treat!"

Landon, Lester, Luther, and Larson: "TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET OR DIE! BECAUSE WE SMOKE WEED!"

Neighbor: "How lovely of you! Here you go.

[Neighbor gives the kids candy]

Celine: "Thank you"

[Meryn sees an 11-year-old girl in a Spectra Vondergeist costume with glasses]

Meryn: "Hey, four-eyes!"

Girl: "What?"

[Meryn trips over the girl and takes the glasses off of her and punches her in the face really badly]

Girl: "Ow! Mommy!"

[Girl cries and runs away]

Meryn: "Ha! That little four-eyes really deserve it! Hey kids, let's beat up the other trick-or-treaters!"

Larson: "Yeah!"

Landon: "I agree!"

[Meryn turns on "Swiggity Swag" song on her iPad]

[Lester uses a branch off a tree and beats a 9-year-old girl in a Mabel Pines costume half to death]

[Lester gives the branch to Meryn and beats a 7-year-old boy in a ninja costume half to death]

[Luther urinates on the street]

[Larson kicks a fat kid in a ghost costume half to death]

[Celine pees on a young girl in a voodoo doll costume]

Girl: "Stop it!"

[Ice takes off a girl's Terra's cosplay costume and slaps her]

[Cloud bites a boy in a Teen Titans Robin costume and takes off his mask]

[Nicholas flips off a little girl in a vampire costume]

[Cameron spits on a boy in a detective costume]

[Emma bites a young girl in a witch costume in the arm]

[Aidan throws rocks at a pre-teen girl in a Kitty Cheshire costume]

[Landon spits on a young girl in a Gossamer ghost costume]

[Rain throws toilet papers at all of the 2-story houses]

[Meryn, Josef, Bryce, Ice, Cloud, Landon, Lester, Luther, Larson, Celine, Nicholas, Cameron, Emma, Aidan, and Rain throw some toilet papers and eggs at 5 1-story houses, 6 2-story houses and 4 3-story houses]

[Bryce and Josef are running down the street with their Superman and Batman costumes off respectively]

Josef/Bryce: "Ha ha!"

Ember: "Come back here and put your costumes on right now, misters."

Josef: "Gotta catch us first!"

[Rain farts on a 6-year-old girl wearing a witch costume]

Olan: "There they are! Your Legos are gone for the rest of the night!"

[Siobhan writes down Legos - Josef & Bryce (for the rest of the night)]

[Bryce jumps at a girl in a Princess Jasmine costume]

[Josef and Bryce ring the doorbell, and the neighbor answers]

Josef/Bryce: "Trick-or-treat!"

Neighbor: "I like your costumes."

Josef/Bryce: "Thank you! And start smoking marijuana!"

[Landon gives the other kids some marijuana]

Luther: "Who wants some marijuana?"

[Meryn laughs]

Kirsten: "Oh no!"

[Kirsten forces Luther to put down the marijuana.]

Back at Home
Kirsten: "Which Halloween movie shall we watch?"

[Kirsten and Olan show the family-friendly Halloween movies such as Spooky Buddies, Girl vs. Monster, The Halloween Tree, Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween, The Square Pumpkin, The Addams Family 1991, Monster House, Under Wraps, Return to Witch Mountain, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School, the Halloweentown series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Toy Story of Terror, Scared Shrekless, Hocus Pocus, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!, Hotel Transylvania, A Disney Halloween Treat, Scooby-Doo and the King of Goblins, Corpse Bride, Beetlejuice, Twitches, The Addams Family 2019, Frakenweenie, Coraline and ParaNorman on Netflix]

Phillip: "How about this? Trick 'r Treat! This movie is about Samhain."

Roberta: "Oh! I know! The 1978 classic called Halloween!"

Nora: "But what about the 2018 prequel?"

Verona: "Ooh, I know! The Pumpkin Karver! And by the way, it is Karver with a K."

Olan: "No way. We are NOT going to show it to the kids. It is too scary and gives the kids nightmares. Which one shall we watch?"

Larson: " "

Landon: " "

Lester: " "

Luther: " "

Meryn: "Halloweentown"

Michelle: "Twitches!"

Frederick: " "

Rain: " "

Ice: " "

Cloud: " "

Josef: " "

Bryce: " "

Celine: "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"

Nicholas: " "

Cameron: " "

Emma: "Girl vs. Monster!"

Aidan: "Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween!"

Cruise: "Spooky Buddies!"

Olan: "Spooky Buddies! I loved that cute movie one when I was a child!"

[Olan selects the movie for the children]

[The movie begins]

The bad Kodansas eat Cruise's candy
Landon: "Hey, guys! Let's go eat Cruise's candy!"

Celine: "Oh boy!"

Roberta: "This will be fun..."

[The kids decided to eat all of Cruise's candy]