Areslutsandd***s-Keene Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight, on Supernanny...

[Annie rings the doorbell]

Announcer: Annie goes to Los Angeles to notice something unexpected...

[Kelly sobs]

Kelly: He first became that way because his girlfriend broke up with him and now he dates a girl. The first time he was transphobic, a boy who bullied him for being fat is now a trans girl at age 21.

Announcer: ...a homophobic and transphobic patriarch who not only hates homosexuals...

Allgaypeopleare: YOU (bleep)ING DATED WHAT?

Darren: A boy. His name is Chris.

Allgaypeopleare: He is a (bleep)! A fairy! A fucking flamer!

Announcer: But transgender people as well.

Allgaypeopleare: GET YOUR PUNK ASS IN THE NAUGHTY SWIVEL YOU (bleep) (bleep)!

[Kingston rolls her eyes and scoffs]

Kingston: Whatever.

Announcer: With Robin being well-behaved, having her birthday coming up and is a girl scout...

Robin: Mom, this might surprise you but...

[She pauses]

Robin: I am now 13.

Announcer: ...her teenage older siblings may act obnoxious...

[Cut to: Darren, Kingston and Paisley on their phones]

Paisley (crying): That's bull(bleep)!

[Allgaypeopleare slaps Paisley in the face]

Announcer: ...but her younger siblings are even worse.

[Jaxson hits Jubilee, making her cry]

[Asher spits on Allgaypeopleare as the latter slaps the former in the face]

[Asher throws a tantrum]

Jubilee: I hate you, daddy!

[Jubilee hits Allgaypeopleare]

[Colton throws a spoon at Allgaypeopleare]

[Asher cries and screams in the car]

Announcer: He tends to abuse them...

[Allgaypeopleare pours hout sauce into Paisley's mouth]

[Allgaypeople sends Colton to the attic]

Allgaypeople: AND (bleep)ING STAY THERE FOR (bleep)NG 10 MINUTES!

Announcer: ...a lot...

[Allgaypeopleare spanks Asher with a belt]

[Allgaypeopleare turns the shower on as he lets out very cold water]

Allgaypeopleare: It's shower time. Let's go. NOW.

Announcer: ...which brings Kelly...

[Kelly cries and sobs]

Kelly: I never knew my husband could be like that.

Announcer: ...and Robin...

Robin (crying): I-I can't b-believe he hates my older siblings for supporting LGBT rights.

Announcer: ...to tears.

[Allgaypeopleare slaps Kelly in the mouth]

Allgaypeopleare: SHUT YOUR (bleep)ING MOUTH YOU ANNOYING UGLY SLUTTY WHORE!

Robin (to Allgaypeopleare; crying): I...I...hate you!

[Robin runs off crying]

Announcer: Can Annie bring the act together?

[Annie comfort a very depressed Robin]

Robin: I want my mother to save me from this madness.

Submission reel
[We see multiple shots of Los Angeles as a taxi is shown driving]

[Cut to: Annie inside a taxi with the laptop closed]

Annie: I am here at Los Angeles, California to help save a family from a homophobic, transphobic and very abusive patriarch who hates LGBT pride. Let's take a look, shall we?

[She opens the laptop to see a blonde-haired woman wearing horn-rimmed glasses in a collared shirt, a a black blazer and a black skirt and a 12-year-old girl with blonde hair in a braided ponytail, pink diamond stud earrings, rectangle framed glasses, a gray sweater with a unicorn in it and denim jeans]

'''Kelly: Hi, I am Kelly. I am 38 years old.'''

'''Robin: And I-I am R-Robin. I am 12, n-now 12 a-and a half.

Kelly and Robin (in unison): And we are the Keenes.

Kelly: What we have here is our anusive father, Allgaypeopleare f(bleep)sandalllesbians Areslutsandd(bleep)s, who is 43.

Annie: Allgaypeopleare f(bleep)sandalllesbians Areslutsandd(bleep)?

Kelly: Yes, really. His name used to be Justin Travis "J.T." Keene, Jr., until he changed his name when he finds out that his girlfriend is dating another girl.

Robin: H-He hates lesbians, g-g-gays, bisexuals, transgenders, asexuals, pansexuals, queers, non-binaries, entertainment with LGBT-like elements like Steven Universe, RuPaul's...RuPaul's Drag Race, POSE and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, LGBT+-themed ships like Lapidot and Bubbline, and Netflix, too! Hell, he even supports One Million Moms!

Kelly: Me and my husband had eight children.

Robin: M-Me included.'''

[Cut to: Darren painting his nails]

Kelly: Darren is 17...

[Cut to: Kingston is listening to Paramore]

Robin: K-Kingston is s-sixteen...

Kingston (singing): I'm still into you!

[Cut to: Paisley is watching Stranger Things on her laptop]

Kelly: Paisley is 14...

[Cut to: Colton is doing his homework]

Robin: C-Colton is 10...

[Cut to: Jaxson plays with his toy cars while Jubilee is having a tea party dressed in a tiara, a pink boa, white gloves, a pink dress and Barbie sunglasses]

Kelly: Jaxson and Jubilee are 8...

[Cut to: Asher is drawing a picture]

Robin: ...a-and Asher is 6...

Kelly: My eldest kiddo, Darren is a camp gay, since he came out as gay when he was 15 and began dating Chris Sutton, who is 16.

[Darren is going out with Chris]

[Darren is eating at the Sonic Drive-In with Chris in the latter's 2020 Toyota Corolla]

Chris: No tea, no shade?

Darren: No tea, no shade, DAH-ling.

Robin: H-He got his driver's license, owned a Toyota car and had a job as a fry cook at McDonald's not only during the Summer, but also after-school hours and, of course, weekends.

[Darren is flipping burgers at McDonald's]

'''Kelly: The only trans child I have was Kingston. She used to be an assigned male-at-birth, until she was transitioned as a female when she was 15.'''

[Kingston is listening to "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne on her iPhone X]

Kingston (singing): Why you gotta go and make things so complicated?

Robin: My older s-si-sister l-loved to play the g-guitar, listen to r-rock music like The S-S-Strokes, watching N-N-Netflix and draw pictures, mostly fanart of Steven U-U-Universe.

[Kingston draws a picture of Peridot from Steven Universe]

Kelly: One of my kids, Paisley came out as bisexual since not only she started dating 14-year-old William Blair, but 13-year-old Marjara'e Hilton as well.

[Paisley is kissing William in the lips]

[Paisley wraps her arm around Marjara'e's shoulder]

Robin: P-Paisley claimed that W-William is born 3 months older than her, he-hence him being born on March th-th-thirteen and her being born on N-November 8th.

Kelly: My husband will smack them on the back of their heads or across the face, pour hot sauce on their mouths, put on cold showers for them and take away their phone privileges if they say anything about LGBT+ in general.

Robin: While I a-am well-behaved and now having my birthday coming up...

[A picture of Robin as a girl scout is shown]

'''Robin: ...I am p-part of the g-girl scouts called the B-Bluejay Scouts, was left out due to my dad's behavior and of course, wanted to be away from all that m-madness. I-I also stutter, too.'''

Kelly: Darren, Kingston and Paisley spend too much time on their phones, talk back with profane language, and stay out past curfew.

[Kingston and Paisley fight]

Paisley: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

Kingston: You suck.

[Kingston rolls her eyes and puts her hood over her black hoodie]

[Darren throws his Betsey Johnson purse at Allgaypeopleare]

Darren: And don't ever call my boyfriend a (bleep) ever again!

[Kingston runs outside]

[Paisley is using Snapchat]

[Darren is watching Netflix]

[Kingston uses Instagram on her phone]

Robin: But other th-than that, m-my older siblings are well-behaved.

Kelly: But, unfortunately, my younger kids Colton, Jaxson, Jubilee and Asher are way worse. They back talk, prefer to stay up all night than just sleep, run off without their parents and even worse, they kick, hit and punch their dad!

[Colton spits at Allgaypeopleare]

[Asher kicks off an epic, scary tantrum]

[Jubilee screams]

[Jaxson cries]

Robin: Hell, my d-dad has no respect for lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgenders and o-other LGBT people and harass them, e-especially families with gay or lesbian parents or children and transgender parents or children.

Kelly and Robin (in unison): Supernanny, we need your help!

Annie: Don't worry, I got this.

Observation begins
[Annie enters a two-story house with a palm tree in front of it as she rings the doorbell]

Kelly: Hi, my name is Kelly Keene. Nice to see you.

Annie: Nice to see you, too.

Kelly: Why don't you come right in?

Annie: Sure.

[Kelly takes a tour in a living room with blue walls, wooden floors, a television set which plays The Simpsons, where Allgaypeopleare was watching, three brown colored couches, and a fireplace]

Kelly: This is the living room where my husband watches television that has nothing to do witb LGBT.

Annie: Oh, I see.

[Kelly shows Annie the kitchen]

Kelly: And this is the kitchen, where I cook.

Annie: Wow, this is fun. This is a fun time.

Kelly: Indeed. Come on, I will show you the dining room. where me, my husband and my kids eat out.

[Kelly takes Annie to the dining room]

Kelly: This is the dining room, hence that we dine.

Annie: Nice.

Kelly: Come on, you have got to see this. It's really important.

Annie: What is it?

[Kelly goes upstairs to see a hallway]

Kelly: This is the hallway where I can show you the rooms.

[Kelly shows Annie the bathroom where Robin is washing her hands]

Robin: Hi, mom!

Kelly: Oh, hi. Since the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, I had to wash my hands since I had OCD. God, I am such a germaphobe!

Annie: Yeah.

Kelly: Well, at least I should use my social distancing skills to refrain people from keeping other than 6 feet apart from me, and of course, touching me and my stuff, seeing how I am wearing a mask and surgical gloves and I have my hand sanitizer and disinfecting products with me.

Annie: Do you use your measuring tape?

Kelly: Yes. It distances on how much feet do people have to stay. They need to be at least 6 feet apart and at least 6 feet away from me.

Robin: Mom, y-your story about your l-life in the COVID-19 pandemic was a-awesome!

Kelly: Yes, so that's why I wrote my own autobiography on how I spend 2020 living in the pandemic, wearing a mask, washing my hands, and of course, social distancing called My Life in 2020, written by yours truly!

[Kelly shows Robin and Annie a bedroom with a large bed with two pillows, multiple burnt, vandalized and/or torn LGBT pride flags with sentences that have homophobic and transphobic slurs, a poster that says "GOD HATES F*GS" and a bookshelf of not only autobiographies of herself, but many books she liked like The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Goosebumps, and YA novels]

Kelly: And this is where me and my husband sleep.

Annie: Nice.

Robin: Mom, why does it say God Hates F-Fa-

Kelly (ignoring Robin): And this is a bookshelf not only filled with the books I liked, but also my own autobiographies.

Annie: Hmmm...Moby Dick, The Invisible Man, Matilda, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, The Ghost Next Door, Stargirl, Love, Simon, Emma, Welcome to Dead House, Night of the Living Dummy, To All the Boys I Loved Before, and The Witches, huh? Wow, you must love Harry Potter, Goosebumps and Roald Dahl.

Kelly: I know. I loved these back in the day.

Robin: Wait a minute. Me a-and my siblings don't mind the Harry Potter books nor m-movies for the most part, but I think K-Kingston hates it.

Kelly: Why, sweetie?

Robin: Because I heard so many ru-rumors about the author, J.K. R-Rowling for su-supporting the transphobic Maya Forstater.

Kelly: Who is Maya Forstater?

Robin: A re-researcher who posts tr-transphobic tweets. Hell, even...even Kingston h-hates her. My d-dad supports Maya, too!

Kelly: That's right. Come on, I will show you my kids' bedrooms.

[Kelly shows Annie and Robin a bedroom with pink wallpaper, a wooden floor, a Britney Spears poster, a Mean Girls poster, a RuPaul poster, a window with pink curtains, a pink closet door with a Clueless poster in it, a desk and a chair, and a pink bed. The wall had a gay flag.]

[Cut to: Darren watching RuPaul's Drag Race]

Darren: Oh, hi-yee! I'm Darren.

Annie: Hi-yee, Darren.

Darren: Nice to see you.

[Kelly shows a bedroom with blue wallpaper filled with posters of Stranger Things, It movies, Adventure Time, rock bands like Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, No Doubt, The Strokes, PVRIS, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco, a white closet door with a blink-182 poster in it, a bed with a white mattress, black pillows, a black bedsheet and above it had a poster of The Lost Boys. The front door had a poster of Avril Lavigne on it. The floor had a black rug. The drawer had a Stranger Things Eleven Funko Pop. The wall had a big transgender flag]

Kelly: And this is Kingston's room.

[Kelly shows a bedroom with a Riverdale poster on the front door, a purple bed sitting six feet away from a pink bed, purple window covers, an Andi Mack poster, a television set, a bisexual flag on the wall, a closet door with alphabet stickers that read "Paisley's Closet" in it, a large horizontal poster that reads "Robin's Clothes" was on top of a dresser]

Kelly: Not only this is Paisley's room, but Robin's as well.

Robin: Hey, it's my room!

Paisley: Well, thst was unexpected.

[Kelly shows a bedroom that looked like a typical bedroom for boys]

Kelly: And this is Colton's.

[Kelly shows a bedroom with a bunk bed, a toy box and some toys lying across the floor. It had a closet door with words that read "Jaxson" and a drawer with words above it that reads "Jubilee"]

Kelly: And this is Jaxson and Jubilee's. And finally, one last room.

[Kelly shows a bedroom for a typical 6-year-old]

Kelly: This is Asher's.

[Asher is playing Roblox on his iPad]

Observation continues
Annie: Later on that day, Allgaypeopleare was watching the news about a homophobic church called the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Allgaypeopleare is watching the news]

News Reporter: Breaking news, a 32-year-old gay male committed suicide after his husband was nearly beaten to death at the Westboro Baptist Church.

Allgaypeopleare: Wow, what a waste!

News Reporter: He tried to burn down the church, but is almost beaten to death by homophobes.

Allgaypeopleare: (laughing) How pathetic! F(bleep) don't deserve to live in America anyways!

Darren: Look, I hate the Westboro Baptist Church, but you shouldn't treat him like that.

Allgaypeopleare: Oh yeah? Well, (bleep) like you and that 32-year-old dead gay (bleep) should be treated like dirt! Westboro Baptist Church is an awesome place where people like to torture, torment and threaten people like you and your (bleep) sisters Kingston and Paisley in there.

[Darren is hitting Allgaypeopleare with his Betsey Johnson purse]

Darren: Don't be (bleep) RUDE!

'''Darren: God, I hate my dad. He. Is. The. Worst. Ever.'''

[Allgaypeopleare grabs the purse and throws it away]

Allgaypeopleare: Oh yeah, well, we can go outside and get active!

Darren: Hey, that's my purse!

Kingston: Dad, leave him alone!

Allgaypeopleare: HE STARTED HITTING ME WITH HIS BETSEY JOHNSON (bleep) PURSE! THAT (bleep) PURSE SHOULD BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND ALL BECAUSE I SAID F(bleep) LIKE HIM SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE DIRT!

Kingston: So? What's so hard to understand about that?

Darren: He threw my (bleep)ing purse across the wall! That bastard!

Kingston: Come on, Darren. Let's go tell mom.

[Kingston takes Darren to the kitchen where mom is drinking her tea]

Kingston: Darren and I are going to my mom about the whole incident that happened.

Kingston: Mom! Dad is being mean to us! He was watching the news about a gay 32-year-old male who killed himself after his husband was beaten nearly to death by Westboro Baptist Church members.

Kelly: Oh my!

Darren: It was dad's fault! He took my purse and threw it across the wall!

Kelly: Don't worry, I got this.

[Kelly rushes into the living room]

Kelly: I don't like how J.T., Justin Travis, Allgaypeopleare, or whatever the hell his name was treated my oldest three children, Darren, Kingston and Paisley like that!

Kelly: Listen here, you-know-who. Treat my kids like that or I will treat you like a disease. How can you throw my son's purse across the wall like that?

Allgaypeopleare: Because, let me tell you something. I was watching the news about a 32-year-old (bleep) who committed suicide after his stupid queer (bleep) husband has been nearly beaten to death at a Westboro Baptist Church! I'm so glad those (bleep) deserved it!

Kelly: So? You shouldn't treat gay people like that! People like that 32-year-old gay male that killed himself and his boyfriend who is nearly beaten to death at a church deserved better.

Allgaypeopleare: These guys are (bleep) like my son, Darren and that fairy he has been dating!

Kelly: Look, don't you ever talk (bleep) about my son nor his boyfriend ever again.

Parents meeting
[Kelly cries and sobs]

Kelly: I never knew my husband could be like that.

Annie: Why?

Kelly: Because he is a homophobic, transphobic jerk who hates people who are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, pansexual, asexual, aromantic, gender-nonconfirming, genderqueer, and of other sexualities and entertainment like television shows and movies that feature LGBT elements.

Annie: I see.

Kelly: He has no respect for families with gay or lesbian couples, gay children, lesbian children, bisexual children and transgender parents or children and tend to harass them. Trust me, he does that all the time.

Annie: I know he does that, but how?

Kelly: He tends to yell homophobic and transphobic slurs to them, beat them up and attack them.

Annie: But when is the first time he became homophobic and transphobic?

Kelly: He first became that way because his girlfriend broke up with him and now he dates a girl. The first time he was transphobic, a boy who bullied him for being fat is now a trans girl at age 21.

Annie: Oh my.

Kelly: What's worse that he still harasses my oldest three children, Darren, Kingston and of course Paisley!

Annie: That's very sad. I know you show respect for your children, but for him, he doesn't. Do you always take on your children's defense?

Kelly: Yes, I do. I somehow wanted to protect them from him or defend them.

Annie: Wow.

Kelly: Whenever Darren, Kingston and/or Paisley talk about LGBT-related topics like coming out, their sexualities, or same-sex couples, he tends to discipline them with horrible punishments like hot sauce, cold or holt showers or sending them to basements, closets or attics with doors locked.

Annie: How horrible! How many punishments?

Kelly: A lot.

Annie: Countless?

[Kelly nods her head]

Annie: So, how's Halloween last year?

Kelly: Horrible. My husband started beating up Kingston for dressing up like Rachel Bighead. I mean like, Rachel Bighead is just a transgender fictional character! What's worse is that my husband started yelling at Darren and beating him up for dressing up like Kurt Hummel!

Annie: That's so sad. What about Christmas?

Kelly: While my kids didn't get coal nor bad notes from Santa every Christmas, they are all good. They got presents and what they get was a lot of toys, LGBT flags, and of course clothes. But unfortunately, my husband burned all of the LGBT+-related merchandise Darren, Kingston and Paisley had!

Double Naughty Swivel
[Darren comes over to Allgaypeopleare]

Darren: Hey, daddy.

Allgaypeopleare: What the fuck do you want?

Darren: It has been 1 year since I dated a boy.

Allgaypeopleare: YOU FUCKING DATED WHAT?

Darren: A boy. His name is Chris.

Allgaypeopleare: He is a f(bleep)t! A fairy! A fucking flamer!

Darren: No, he's not.

Allgaypeopleare: YES HE IS! Now...

[Allgaypeopleare slaps him in the knee, causing him to cry]

Allgaypeopleare: (bleep) OFF!

[Darren continues crying]

Darren: You slapped me in the knee.

Allgaypeopleare: Boo (bleep) hoo, cry all you fucking want. If you cry some more, I will send you into the goddamn bathroom.

Darren: (bleep) YOU, DADDY!

[Darren slapped Allgaypeopleare in the knee]

Allgaypeopleare: Ah, my (bleep)ing knee!

Darren: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT IF I SLAP YOU IN THE KNEE? HUH, MEANIE?

Allgaypeopleare: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!

[Allgaypeopleare grabs Darren's wrists to drag him into the bathroom]

Allgaypeopleare: INTO THE BATHROOM YOU GO, F(bleep)!

[Allgaypeopleare throws Darren into the bathroom]

Allgaypeopleare: AND STAY THERE FOR 17 MINUTES!

Darren: (crying) Why? Why are you doing this to me?

Allgaypeopleare: Because you're a (bleep)! Now take off your clothes so I can turn on very cold water!

[Darren takes off his clothes]

[Allgaypeopleare turns the shower on as he lets out very cold water]

Allgaypeopleare: It's shower time. Let's go. NOW.

'''Darren: I really hated my dad. He won't let me date a boy named Chris, he won't let me watch RuPaul's Drag Race and he won't let me listen to Britney Spears.'''

Annie: What the hell, Allgaypeopleare?

Allgaypeopleare: He said that it has been 1 year since he dated that (bleep) named Chris, but when I told him to (bleep) off and I slapped him in the knee, he told me (bleep) you and then slapped me in the knee back!

Annie: He is not a (bleep)!

Allgaypeopleare: YES HE IS!

Annie: That is not how you punish your kids like that.

Allgaypeopleare: Oh, yes it does!

Annie: Let me show you. Darren, please stand up.

Darren (crying): Okay.

[Darren gently gets off the shower and he puts on his clothes he wore before]

Annie: Come on, Darren.

[Annie takes Darren out of the bathroom and into the living room]

Annie: Darren, this is the Naughty Swivel.

[Annie shows Darren a swivel]

Darren: Why am I being sent into the Naughty Swivel?

Annie: Because you told him (bleep) you and then slapped him in the knee back when he slapped you in the knee.

Darren: Do I...do I have to?

Annie: Yes, you have to.

[Darren sits in the Naughty Swivel, crying]

Annie: I will set the timer to 17 minutes.

Time: 1 minute

[Darren stops crying as he wipes his face with his sleeve]

'''Darren: This is the worst month of my life. EVER.'''

Naughty Tuffet
[Paisley is watching "Harvey Endings" from Harvey Girls Forever! on Netflix]

Paisley: Oh my gosh, I love that show.

Kelly: What are you watching?

Paisley: Harvey Girls Forever! They got a gay couple in there.

Kelly: Really?

Paisley: Yeah, it's actually Dot's parents!

Kelly: Shhhh, don't tell that to your father. He's going to hear it.

[Allgaypeopleare comes in]

Allgaypeopleare: Hear what?

[Allgaypeopleare sees the black gay couple on the screen of her iPhone]

Allgaypeopleare: WHAT THE (bleep) IS THIS?! FA(bleep)TS?!

Paisley: No, they're not!

Allgaypeopleare: Yes they are!

Paisley (crying): That's bull(bleep)!

[Allgaypeopleare slaps Paisley in the face]

Allgaypeopleare: THAT DOES IT!

[Allgaypeopleare smacks Paisley through the mouth]

Allgaypeopleare: YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 14 MINUTES!

[Allgaypeopleare takes her to the Naughty Tuffet by dragging her violently]

Allgaypeopleare: AND STAY THERE, CHAMELEON!

[Allgaypeopleare pushes Paisley to the Naughty Tuffet]

Triple Naughty Grid
Asher: Daddy, can I watch DuckTales?

Allgaypeopleare: No.

Asher: Why?

Allgaypeopleare: Because there are f(bleep)s in the show.

Asher: But I wanna watch DuckTales!

Allgaypeopleare: Like I said, NO.

Asher: Please!

Allgaypeopleare: DuckTales had fa(bleep)s in the (bleep)ing show and I don't wanna watch it!

Asher: But I wanna watch it!

Allgaypeopleare: NEVER! I used to watch it, until I stopped watching it because Violet Sabrewing is a daughter of a pair of f(bleep)s!

[Asher spits at Allgaypeopleare]

Allgaypeopleare: Don't you spit at me, you little (bleep)!

[Asher kicks off an epic, scary tantrum]

Asher: I WANNA WATCH DUCKTALES!

Allgaypeopleare: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WATCH DUCKTALES! KEEP THIS UP AND I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE NAUGHTY PLATFORM!

Asher: I HATE YOU DADDY! YOU ARE THE WORST!

[Allgaypeopleare spanks Asher violently]

[Allgaypeopleare violently drags Asher to the Naughty Platform]

Robin: D-Dad! STOP!

Allgaypeopleare: WHAT THE (bleep) DO YOU WANT?

Robin: Leave Asher alone! Please! He's my brother and he's innocent and benign!

Allgaypeopleare: Benign? What's so (bleep)ing benign about him? He is an (bleep)hole!

Robin: NO HE IS NOT! He just wants to watch DuckTales, but you won't let him!

Allgaypeopleare: I used to watch it, until I stopped since there are (bleep)s in the show!

Robin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Can't you see Violet Sabrewing has two fathers?

Allgaypeopleare: (bleep) VIOLET AND HER TWO (bleep)HOLE FAIRY FATHERS!

Robin: They're not fairy fathers. They're a gay couple!

Allgaypeopleare: I don't give a (bleep)

[Allgaypeopleare slaps Robin hard]

Diverse Music for Darren
Annie: While Darren has been listening to LGBT-related artists like RuPaul and watching LGBT-related television and Kingston has been listening to too much rock music, Kelly and I decided to teach him a lesson they will never forget.

Annie: Alright, Darren. Today is the day we are introducing you to Diverse Music.

Darren: Diverse Music? Cool.

Kelly: Since you listen to too much female artists, I decided to listen to music similar to Britney Spears.

Darren: Awesome.

Kelly: Have you recommended listening to Christina Aguilera? She had 8 studio albums! There's the iconic late '90s classic "Christina Aguilera".

Darren: I loved that album.

Annie: Maybe you should recommend albums like "Stripped", "Back to Basics", "Bionic", "Lotus", and "Liberation".

Darren: Those albums are good, but I like Britney's debut album, "...Baby One More Time" better.

Annie: What about *NSYNC? We have "*NSYNC", "No Strings Attached" and of course, "Celebrity".

Darren: *NSYNC is awesome!

Kelly: How about you should listen to P!nk? Doesn't that sound good?

Darren: Sorry, I don't mind P!nk, but Britney Spears is much better.

Annie: No worries. We have "Can't Take Me Home", an early 2000s classic.

Kelly: And we have another early 2000s classic called "Missundaztood". You should listen to her albums. They are good.

Darren: Alright, I'll try.

[Darren listens to "Missundaztood" by P!nk]

Darren: Eh, this is fun. This is a fun time.

Diverse Television for Darren
2 hours later...

Darren: That was awesome!

Kelly: Great job, Darren. Now we can introduce you something similar to Diverse Music.

Annie: And here's a hint: it has anything related to television.

Darren: What's that?

Annie: It's very important.

Darren: Is it Diverse Television?

Annie: That's correct.

Kelly: While you have been watching too much LGBT-related television like RuPaul's Drag Race. We decided to recommend you to watch other television similar to RuPaul's Drag Race.

Darren: Hell yeah!

Annie: You should trust America's Next Top Model. It is about supermodels.

Kelly: Try We're Here, Pose, Bad Girls Club, Queer Eye, Legendary, Pose, The Boulet Brothers' Dragula, Dancing Queen, Face Off, AJ and the Queen, and RuPaul's Drag U.

Darren: But I already watched Pose, We're Here, Queer Eye, Legendary, Pose, The Boulet Brothers' Dragula, Dancing Queen, AJ and the Queen, and RuPaul's Drag U.

Kelly: I know, but you should try recommending America's Next Top Model, Bad Girls Club and Face Off.

Darren: Alright, I'll try.

Diverse Music for Kingston
Annie: Ever since Kingston listens to too much rock music, me and Kelly will also decide to get her to listen to stuff recommended to rock artists and bands.

Annie: Okay, so Kingston. Why do you like rock music so much?

Kingston: Because rock music is awesome! The guitar playing and the drums are way better than Darren's stupid, pointless taste in pop music!

Kelly: Sweethart, I know you like rock music but I think you are listening to too much rock, just like how Darren listens to too much pop. We can get you to listen to stuff recommended to that genre.

Annie: If you like PVRIS, then you should try Muse.

Kingston: Uh, look, I don't mind Muse for the most part but why Muse?

Kelly: Trust me, sweetie. Muse is an alternative rock, space rock and progressive rock band.

Kingston: Meh, I like PVRIS.

Annie: If you want music similar to PVRIS, you should try Bring Me the Horizon, Against the Current, Chvrches, Ledger, Paramore, Saosin and 30 Seconds to Mars.

Kingston: Meh, already listened to Paramore.

Kelly: Then you should recommend listening to All Time Low and Hey Monday.

Kingston: Meh, I don't mind All Time Low but I never listened to Hey Monday. Blink-182, The Strokes, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, No Doubt, and Avril Lavigne are better.

Annie: And speaking of Bowling for Soup, you should try stuff similar to that. There's Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Reel Big fish, The All-American Rejects, Sugarcult, Less Than Jake and Goldfinger.

Kingston: I have listened to Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and The All-American Rejects, but not Reel Big Fish, Sugarcult, Less Than Jake and Goldfinger.

Kelly: And speaking of "Less Than Jake", there's "Hello Rockview". Trust me, we have songs like "History of a Boring Town" and "All My Best Friends Are Metalheads".

Kingston: Okay, I will try.

Annie: Since the kids are trying out new things, I will be away for a while.

While Annie is away
[Colton is throwing spitballs at Allgaypeopleare]

Colton: I hate you, daddy!

Fight Dad Back
Allgaypeopleare: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO MORE STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!

Darren: Dad, we can watch Steven Universe! It's not that bad!

Allgaypeopleare: YES IT IS!!! IT INVOLVES SHITTY LGBT CHARACTERS!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M GIVING YOU HOT SAUCE!!!

Darren: NO!!! (runs off)

Take Your Medicine
Annie: Robin, can I talk to you? It's really important.

Robin: Sure, Annie.

[Annie leads Robin to the bathroom where Annie has a surprise for her]

Annie: This technique is called Take Your Medicine where a child takes only one piece of medicine.

[Annie opens the medicine cabinet]

Annie: This is the medicine cabinet.

Robin: Cool!

Annie: Which is why I brought you medicine to cure your depression.

Mental Problem Talk
Annie: Today's technique is called Mental Problem Talk where a child talks about their mental disorders and/or disabilities.

Robin: Cool.

Annie: So, what are you diagnosed with?

Robin: Rett syndrome.

Annie: When?

Robin: I was 4 years old.

Annie: Did doctors test you?

Robin: Well, they haven't. I was sent to the hospital and the doctor told me that I was disgnosed with Rett syndrome.

Annie: Okay, so any disabilities?

Robin: Again, rett syndrome.

Annie: Any mental disorders?

Robin: Well, I was disgnosed with PTSD, ADHD, and a lot of anxiety lately.

Annie: Does your siblings also have mental disorders and/or disabilities?

Robin: Yes.

Annie: How many siblings that have with ADHD?

Robin: 3.

Annie: Name them.

Robin: Darren, Jaxson and Jubilee.

Annie: Age when diagnosed?

Robin: 4 and 3 respectively.

Annie: How many cousins you have that have disabilities?

Robin: Well, my cousin, Gwen has a disability.

Annie: What kind?

Robin: She has autism.

Annie: When?

Robin: When she was 6.

Annie: How old is she now?

Robin: 15.

Annie: How many siblings that have cerebral palsy?

Robin: I also have another cousin that has one.

Annie: Who?

Robin: Joe.

Annie: Age?

Robin: Well, he might turn 11 in a few months.

Annie: Does he go with a wheelchair or a walker?

Robin: Both.

Annie: What about bipolar disorder?

Robin: Darren has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder at age 4 at the same time how he was diagnosed with ADHD.

Allgaypeopleare gets incarcerated
Police Officer: Justin Travis Keene, Jr., you are under arrest for child abuse, physical abuse, homophobia, transphobia, domestic abuse, and of course, the many use of homophobic and transphobic slurs.

Allgaypeopleare: (bleep) YOU! YOU SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS YOU STUPID (bleep)-LOVING SON OF A (bleep)!

Police Officer: Come along...

[The police officer takes Allgaypeopleare to his police car]

Robin: Take that, (bleep)hole!

[Robin flips off her father in the police car]

Kingston: Yeah, serves him right.

Asher: What a piece of crap!

[The kids laugh]

Kelly: Finally, now that he's gone, I wonder what it's like to live without my husband.