Kiranoko Family Revisited/Transcript

11 years ago....
[We see a sign called 11 years ago]

[Rolf screams]

Problems with Elliot and Matti
Matti: "Mene pois sinä poopy-head!" (Translation: "Go away you poopy-head!")

Elliot: "Shut up!"

[Matti throws a quick tantrum]

[Elliot throws a potted plant]

Matti: "Vihaan sinua, haluan sinun olevan kuollut!" (Translates to: "I hate you, I want you to be dead!")

[Matti throws his Angry Birds plushes]

[Elliot hits Rolf in the back with an aluminum baseball bat]

Naughty Chair
Elliot: "YOU'RE A POO-POO FOOT!"

Marie-Anne: "Elliot, that's your warning. Call me another rude name and you're going on the Naughty Chair. Do you understand?"

Elliot: "NO! YOU STUPID (bleep)HOLE!"

Naughty Pit
[Matti punches Agape in the womb]

Agape: "Ωχ! Matti, παρακαλώ να είναι ένας καλός θείος τον ανιψιό σας που θα γεννηθεί σύντομα!" (Translates to: "Ouch! Matti, please be a good uncle to your nephew who will be born soon!")

Joseph: "Matti, tämä on ensimmäinen varoitus. Jos booli Agape kohdussa kerran, ja sinun on menossa Naughty Pit. Onko selvä?" (Translation: "Matti, this is your first warning. If you punch Agape in the womb again, and you will be going to the Naughty Pit. Is that clear?")

Dining Out
[The family is eating at a formal sit-down restaurant]

Marie-Anne: "Matti syö kasvis salaatti." (Translation: "Matti, eat your vegetable salad.")

Joseph: "Elliot, I want you to eat your meat loaf."

Elliot: "NO! I hate meat loaf!"

Matti: "Salaatti on ällöttävä ja mätä!" (Translation: "Salad is yucky and rotten!")

Marie-Anne: "Vain kokeilla salaattia, kiitos." (Translation: "Just try your salad, please.")

Joseph: "And Elliot, eat your meat loaf."

Agape goes into Labor
Agape: "Νερό μου έσπασε! Βοήθησέ με!" (Translation: "My water broke! Help me!")

Agape: "Κάποιος παρακαλώ βοηθήστε με!" (Translation: "Somebody please help me!")

Marie-Anne: "Μην ανησυχείτε, Αγάπη. Έρχομαι." (Translated to: "Don't worry, Agape. I'm coming.")

Agape: "Το μωρό έρχεται!" (Translated to: "The baby is coming!")

Marie-Anne: "Will somebody phone an ambulance?"

Joseph: "I'll get the ambulance!"

Getting Ready for the Christening
Jo: "The next day was Adam's christening, but Elliot and Matti were having none of it."

[Joseph places Elliot on the Naughty Chair]

Joseph: " "

[Jo places Matti on the Naughty Pit]

Jo: " "

[Elliot and Matti escape from the front door and run away to their friends' houses]

Akim: "Папа! Эллиот и Матти убегают!" (Translated to: "Dad! Elliot and Matti are running away!")

Joseph: " "

Jo: "We've got to catch those boys right now!"

[Joseph chases after Matti, who runs to Pierre's house]

Matti: "Yrittää pysäyttää minua nyt, minä tapan sinut!" (Translation: "Try and stop me now, I will kill you!")

[Joseph carries Elliot and Matti's church clothes in one arm]

Joseph: " " (Translated to: " ")

[cut to:]

Pierre: "I HATE GRANDPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

[Matti ]

[cut to:]

[Jo chases after Elliot, who runs to Jake's house]

Elliot: "YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME, POO-POO FOOT! NEVER!!!"

Jo: "Come back, mate! You will not be going to Jake's house today!"

[cut to:]

Jake: " "

[Elliot ]

[cut to:]

[Elliot, Matti, Jake and Pierre all run to the playground naked]

[Jo, Joseph and the parents of Jake and Pierre chase after them]

[Elliot defecates on the swings]

[Pierre urinates on the seesaw]

[Jake kicks a little girl in the private area, making her fall into the sandbox]

Jo: "When Joseph and I arrived at the playground to catch the boys, "

Jo: "After we got the boys home, their epic tantrums worsened even more."

[Jo places Elliot and Matti, who are now in their church clothes on the Naughty Chair and the Super Naughty Pit]

Jo: "Elliot, you will stay here for 4 minutes and Matti, you'll stay there for 2 minutes. I expect both of you boys to not move at any time, otherwise your timeouts will start over. In addition to that, your Teletubbies, Peppa Pig, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Angry Birds toys will be gone for 3 days."

[Jo confiscates the Teletubbies toys, the Peppa Pig toys, the Thomas the Tank Engine toys and the Angry Birds toys]

[Joseph arrives back with Elliot and Matti's clothes, which were left behind at their friends' houses]

Joseph: "Listen to me boys, I have something to tell you about Jake and Pierre, okay? Jake has to go away to his cousin's birthday party and Pierre is having his grandpa coming to stay with him for a few nights, so Pierre can't have any friends around his house when he has grandpa coming to visit him."

At Church
Matti: "EN HALUA PELATA PIERRE!" (Translation: "I WANT TO PLAY WITH PIERRE!")

Christening Aftermath
[Jo and Joseph try to stop Elliot and Matti from going to Jake and Pierre's houses]

Joseph: "Because you misbehaved unacceptably at church, no friends until tomorrow."

Elliot: "I WANNA SEE MY FRIENDS!!!"

Joseph: "Jake and his mommy and daddy are going to his cousin's birthday party and Piierre's grandpa is coming to stay. So Pierre can't have any friends over when his grandpa is here."

Jo: "Your behavior at your..."