Kimmings-Tachimi Misconceptions

After Maria was expelled from Sunday School, her family sent them a list of misconceptions about Maria and her family.

Most of it is written by Satsuki with Martin’s help.

Moat of the answers are scathing.

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Q: Why do you guys used tarot cards?, They have been denounced as anti-Christian and Satanic

A: The tarot motif in our family is mostly symbolism, The World is basically Maria’s title aswell as us getting called Judgement and High Priestess.

Q: Your parenting is unorthodox.

A: So is forcing Christianity down people’s throats, I am a Shinto, so piss off.

Q: Your daughter reads a manga inappropriate for a little girl of that age.

A: Your “Concerned Citizens” are to blame, Maria does this so I don’t feel alone, My Little Pony has unicorns and you bitch about vampires.

Q: You people are devil-worshippers!

A: Please, shut the fuck up. I can't stand hearing people thinking we're devil worshippers. I have much sympathy for “Christians” like you as much as I do for people who preach for all while putting innocent people in work camps, Christmas, Easter, Halloween and all this crap were Pagan holidays, Saoirse, Mikey’s relative still calls Halloween Samhain.

Q: Your daughter is getting corrupted and abused!

A: How? She’s not being abused. She willingly took part in the Tarot ritual and likes Japanese mythology, You are the abusers.

Q: You are a bad parent!

A: So is Derek Armstrong, He spoils that brat of his like Veruca Salt.

Q: The students hate Maria.

A: GOOD. Maria hates them too.

Q: Why hasn’t that good Christian man Martin divorce you yet?!

A: Simple, Mikey and Martin think you “Concerned Citizen” lot are a bag of dicks, Mihai wouldn’t have wanted this shit.

Q: Derek’s trying to save Maria from evil!

A: Now that’s bullshit! We have to fucking hear him play the Addams Family on repeat until 2am ever since Yuu and Atsuko moved, Pissing everyone off around him in a 4 meter radius.

Also, We do not condone human or animal sacrifices in our family, Priestess Saoirse taught us that animals should not be abused and that everyone has the right to an opinion and freedom.

Our tarot cult has nothing to do with “Satanic sex-cults” that rape and molest children, Please seek therapy if you think this.

Maria herself is perfectly content with her faith, please stop pestering her.