Rabbit Family/Transcript

Note: Since Supernanny is live-action, the rabbits in Elinor Wonders Why will be in anime-style cosplay.

Before revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight, on Supernanny..."

[Elinor slaps Ranger Rabbit with a hairbrush]

Ranger Rabbit: "Hey, you don't do that!"

Announcer: "Stella meets a family coming from a cartoon."

Elinor: "Dad, I don't give a (bleep) ing (bleep)!"

Mr. Rabbit: "ELINOR NO!!!"

Announcer: "Some days, the daughter behaves..."

Elinor: "And then, we learned to balance, and our circus show, it was AWESOME!"

Announcer: "And most days, she does madness!"

[Elinor cries and screams when her carrot pillow is taken away by Ranger Rabbit]

Elinor: "I WANT MY FLUFFY CARROT!!!"

Announcer: "So, find a comfortable spot, look at the screen, and enjoy the wonders of Supernanny!"

Submission reel
Stella: "Welcome to Supernanny! Who needs help today? Only one way to find out!"

Ranger Rabbit: "Hi! We're the Rabbit Family of Animal Town, Natural Forest, California! I'm Ranger Rabbit."

Mr. Rabbit: "And I'm Reagan Rabbit."

[Elinor playing around in the garden and "Elinor, age 6" shows]

Mr. Rabbit: "Our only child, Elinor, is six years old."

Ranger Rabbit: "Some days, she's well behaved, but most of the time, she acts very badly and angrily."

[Elinor angrily throws strawberries at Ranger Rabbit]

Elinor: "(bleep) face!"

Ranger Rabbit: "NO!"

Mr. Rabbit: "Elinor is always mad, and very addictive."

Elinor: "Olive! Ari! Come in!"

Ranger Rabbit: "They're not here."

Mr. Rabbit: "Supernanny, help us!"

Observation begins
Stella: "Observation begins when Ranger Rabbit wants Elinor to clean her room, but she wants to go swimming."

Ranger Rabbit: "Alright Elinor, if you clean your room, you will get your chocolate bars!"

Elinor: "I want to go swimming!"

Ranger Rabbit: "Not today, Elinor!

Elinor: "I want to go swimming, just like you said!"

[Elinor slaps Ranger Rabbit with a hairbrush]

Ranger Rabbit: "Hey, you don't do that!"

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Elinor changes from Naughty Couch to Naughty Theater
Stella: "Now that Elinor's sent to the Naughty Couch, she wants a Naughty Theater instead.".

Elinor: "I don't want a Naughty Couch!"

Ranger Rabbit: "You get a Naughty Couch! No movies, okay?"

[Elinor puts in the VHS to A Goofy Movie and watches it on the Naughty Couch]

Ranger Rabbit: "Let's turn Goofy off, because you're not watching A Goofy Movie."

Elinor: "Any pillows or blankies?"

Ranger Rabbit: "No! And stay here from 60 minutes!"

Elinor: "I'll get my fluffy carrot."

[Elinor goes to her room, gets her carrot pillow, and brings it to the Naughty Couch]

Elinor: "Now that's comfortable."

[Elinor cries and screams as her carrot pillow is taken away by Ranger Rabbit]

Elinor: "I WANT MY FLUFFY CARROT!"

Ranger Rabbit: "No!"

Bath time
Jo: "It's bath time for Elinor."

Elinor: "I DON'T WANT A BATH I WANT TO WATCH BOOHBAH!!!"

Ranger Rabbit: "Elinor, you have to take a bath."

Elinor: "I'm already clean, you jerk!"

(Elinor runs to her room and locks it)

Ranger Rabbit: "Elinor!!!"

(Ranger Rabbit walks to Elinor's room door but she sees that it is locked. Using a pocket knife, she unlocks it and sees that Elinor is playing Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for the V. Smile)

Ranger Rabbit: "You are not playing on the V. Smile, you are taking a bath!"

Elinor: "Go to jail!"

Ranger Rabbit: "Excuse me?"

(Ranger Rabbit drags Elinor to the bathtub)

Elinor: "I don't want a bath!!!"

Ranger Rabbit: "You're getting one!"

Elinor: "I'm going back to my room of you dare let me take a bath!"

Ranger Rabbit: "You're getting a bath I told you!"

(She places Elinor in the bathtub, and Elinor starts to get angry)

Elinor: "(bleep) you, mom!"

(She runs off from the bathtub, goes back to her room, and watches Barney and Friends on DVD)

Ranger Rabbit: "No, Elinor, you're not watching Barney, you're taking a bath, so I am turning it off!"

Elinor: "I still don't wanna bath!"

(Ranger Rabbit again drags Elinor to the bathtub)