User blog comment:Japanlover86/Growing up with Pokemon/@comment-5932670-20190227170358/@comment-5932670-20190303012057

Honest Pokémon names for humans

Hilda: Weird 80’s hairstyle

Hilbert: Baseball cap

Ghetsis: Batshit crazy biseinen that threatens to freeze you

N: The reason teenage girls play the game.

Tepig: Stupid Derpy Pig.

Pikachu: Electric rat whatever the fuck that is.

Vulpix: How many fucking tails does this thing have?!

Cyrus: Emo teen.

Maxie: Dude who has a rock fetish.

Archie: Ocean fetish man

Giovanni: Italian mobster, You know? In a game for kids?!

I’m laughing while typing this down