Fernanda, Chandler, Garret, Taylor, Sienna, and Reginald get sent to Military School, and George's funeral

3 days after the group has left for military school
Taylor: This place is total s***!

1 week after the group has left for military school
[George is in the hospital]

Cut to:

Fernanda: "(bleep),"

Chandler: "... (bleep)!"

Fernanda: "(bleep),"

Taylor: "... (bleep)!"

Fernanda: "(bleep),"

Garret: "... (bleep)!"

Fernanda: “... (bleep)!”

Sienna: “... (bleep)!”

Fernanda: “... (bleep)!”

Reginald: “... (bleep)!”

Officer #1: "Fernanda, do 35 push-ups! Chandler, Garret, Taylor, Sienna, and Reginald, do 10 push-ups."

Fernanda: "Mother(bleep)er,"

Officer #1: "Fernanda, 50 push-ups! Plus 2 laps around the long track, 30 sit-ups, and 75 jumping jacks!"

Fernanda: "SHUT UP!"

[Fernanda applies super glue and duct tape all over Officer #1's mouth]

Officer #2: "Fernanda, do 70 push-ups, do 70 sit-ups, run 10 laps around the track, and do 200 jumping jacks! Plus 50 chin-ups on the bar."

Fernanda: "Quit speaking, dork."

Officer #2: "Go, Fernanda, go!"

[Fernanda reluctantly starts doing push-ups, whilst Officer #3 counts for every push-up]

Officer #3: "1...2...3...4..."

5 days before the group leaves military school
[George is in the hospice]

Cut to:

Chandler: "I WANNA WATCH TV!"

Officer #3: "Negative, soldier!"

Chandler: "SHUT UP!"

[Chandler nearly stabs the officer with a knife, but misses]

The group gives the officers a hard time
Fernanda: "WE WANNA GO HOME!"

Officer: "You're not allowed to leave this area until further notice!"

Chandler: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

Sandra gets a call
[Sandra is at the American Cancer Society Relay for Life]

[Sandra's cell phone rings]

Sandra: "Hello?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Your daughter Fernanda is a demon!"

Sandra: "She's been at the school for only two weeks!"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "She stabbed an officer with a knife, duct taped another officer's mouth shut with super glue and duct tape and set fire to the bed."

Kyle and Marie-Louise get a call
[Marie-Louise is cooking dinner]

[Marie-Louise's cell phone rings]

Marie-Louise: "Hello?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Your son Chandler is a monster! Pick him up ASAP!"

Marie-Louise: "I thought the place was supposed to help improve his behavior."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "He destroyed the computer by knocking it over, threw a lamp at an officer, and set fire to the classroom."

Marie-Louise: "Oh, no! Is the officer okay?"

Walter and Lola get a call
[Lola is scrapbooking]

[Lola's cell phone rings]

Lola: "Grant residence. Lola speaking."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Mrs Grant, your four children are a lean, mean, team monster machine of demons!"

Lola: "Come on! My father's funeral in a few days."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "I'm so sorry to hear about your father's death, but they nearly murdered an officer, knocked over the bookshelf, peed on the exercise sheets, and cut a girl's hair and reduced it to stubble, and duct taped her to a ceiling with super glue."

Lola: "Oh, no. Is the girl okay?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Come and get your children ASAP!"

Sandra gets tough with Fernanda
[A furious Sandra sends Fernanda to her room]

Chandler gets in big trouble
[A furious Marie-Louise swings Chandler to the couch]

Kyle: " "

Walter and Lola get tough
[A furious Lola sends the quadruplets to the kitchen]

Lola: "This is the last straw."

Walter: "WE ARE SENDING YOU GUYS TO BOOT CAMP!"

George's funeral
Priest: "Friends, we are gathered here today..."

[Fernanda punches the casket]

Sandra: "FERNANDA MARISOL WAILEMS! COME HERE!"