Iconic-Todaro Family visit the Samo-Woods Family

Transcript
[The Iconic-Todaro Family are in Nerima, Tokyo, Japan]

Rico: "Mommy? Can we go see Toshio?"

Paula: "Of course."

Visit
[Paula opens the door to reveal a young 25-year old woman with a 6-year old boy in her arms]

Paula: "Who's this?"

Satoko: "俊夫、私は聡子午前" (Translation: Toshio, I am Satoko)

Paula: "Hello Toshio, how are you sweetie?"

[Toshio nods]

[Satoko welcomes them inside]

Satoko: "私は両方と遊ぶためにあなたのためのいくつかのおもちゃを取得しながら、俊夫、あなたはプエルトリコでポケモンを見ることができます" (Translation: Toshio, you can watch Pokemon with Rico while I get some toys for you both to play with)

Toshio: "大丈夫！" (Translation: Okay!)

[Toshio gets one of the Pokemon DVDs from the cabinet and inserts it in the DVD player]

Rico: "It's Japanese, but it's okay."

[Giuseppe returns from the bar]

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR OVER 18, TV IS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE UNDER 18 YEARS!!!!!!"

Rico: "Ignore him Toshio, he does this every time, he thinks that all TV programs have strong violence, strong language, nudity and other content, but it isn't true for Pokemon."

[Toshio nods]

Rico: "Or Rolie Polie Olie."

Paula: "Giuseppe, I don't care if TV has an age restriction, I do not like this rule, It's Satoko's house, not yours, and is Toshio your son? no, is Rico your son? yes."

[Satoko comes back down with Toshio's Sonic, Tails, Silver, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy Rose, Dr. Eggman, Pikachu, Mario, Luigi, Azelf, Uxie, Pikachu, Eevee, Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon and Mesprit plushies]

Toshio: "ありがとうございます！" (Translation: Thanks!)

[Satoko sits on the couch to keep an eye on them]

[Stacie is heavily drunk]

Stacie: "Rico, Toshio, you've just got cold showers, attic, and spanking. come with me right now."

Rico: "No!"

Toshio: "古い魔女は、私たちは、シャワーや屋根裏部屋を持っていない" (Translation: Old witch, we don't have a shower or an attic)

Satoko: "彼は右だ" (Translation: He's right)

Stacie: "Giovanni! I can't disipline them!"

[Satoko holds up a sign in english that says "*****, we don't have an attic or a shower!]

Stacie: "YOU BRATTY POKEMON-LOVING KID! I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR MOTHER!"

[Satoko comes up to Stacie and slaps her]

[Giuseppe, drunk, comes over to Toshio]

Toshio: "グロス！あなたが酔っている！" (Translation: Gross! you're drunk!)

Paula: "He's kind of right."

Toshio: "私はソニック、ポケモン、マリオブラザーズぬいぐるみ人形で遊ぶことができます. 私はくそよくしてください！誰も私、誰を停止するつもりはないよ！" (Translation: If I can play with my Sonic, Pokemon, Mario Brothers plush dolls. I DARN WELL PLEASE! NO ONE'S GONNA STOP ME, NO ONE!)

Rico: "He's right, he's saying somehing about he can play wth his toys as long as he wants and no one's gonna stop him."

[Toshio holds his Sonic plushes tightly]

Giuseppe: "THAT'S IT! YOUR TOYS ARE GOING TO THE GARBAGE!"

Rico: "Just ignore it."

[Toshio nods]

[Giuseppe snatches the plushes off Toshio]

Toshio: "いいえリコのお父さん！" (Translation: No Rico's Dad!)

[Toshio angrily i while following Giuseppe, who has his plushes]

Toshio: (angrily) "リコのお父さん！それらを返せ！お母さんが私にそれらを得た" (Translation: RICO'S DAD! GIVE THEM BACK! MOM GOT THEM FOR ME!)

Giuseppe: "Never, Toys are for babies! TV is for adults! I will also burn your stupid Sonic plush dolls!"

Toshio: "6歳の男の子のため次に何ですか？ばか" (Translation: Then what is for 6-year-old boys? idiot)

[Giuseppe gets out a kitchen knife and holds it close towards Toshio]

Giuseppe: "If you tell anyone, I will slit your throat."

[Toshio blows a raspberry and grabs the knife and pulls it towards Giuseppe]

Rico: "Toshio.."

[Toshio pushes Giuseppe]

Lucy: "Gotcha."

Giuseppe: "LET ME GO! LEMME AT HIM!!!!!!!"

Paula: "No. I am not letting you fight a 6-year old over TV and toys."

[Satoko stops fighting Stacie and pushes Giuseppe against the wall]

Satoko: "あなたは離れてあなたのわがまま息子のおもちゃを取ることはありません(long bleep)！" (Translation: Don't you take my son's toys away you selfish *******!)

[Satoko grabs Giuseppe and Stacie and knocks the both unconsious by banging their heads]

[Satoko them picks up Toshio]

Toshio: "私は彼のお母さんが好きではない" (Translation: I don't like him mom)

Satoko: "私もない" (Translation: Me neither)

Rico: "I'm so sorry Ms. Samo, he will punish people under Juuhachi (18) for watching TV, and punish anyone of over Ichi (1) for playing with toys, for TV I mean older teens and adults, and for toys, I mean babies aged newborn to 1 year old."

[Satoko lets Toshio down and they bow then picks him up again]

[Satoko gets out some Pocky sticks for Toshio, who starts eating them]

[Satoko puts Toshio down, who comes over to Rico]

Toshio: "ポッキー？" (Translation: Pocky?)

Rico: "Yes, please."

[Rico takes a Pocky Stick out of the box as Toshio gets his toys from Giuseppe, who is still unconscious]

[Rico takes out a knife and slits Giuseppe's throat]

[Toshio and Satoko gasps in amusement]

Morisa: "How was your life like before your mom divorced her 2nd husband?"

Toshio: "私の本当のお父さんは悪いし、彼のように頑固な、ジュゼッペとして本当に意地悪だったし、彼は彼女が買い物から帰ってきたとき、彼は私のお母さんを襲っ見るためのベルトで私を殴らのでお母さんは彼を離婚し、彼はほとんど私を溺れさせ、私のお母さんは取り戻した邪魔にならないように私のお父さんをプッシュして、バスタブから私を出して、差し止め命令を充填し、お父さんは20年ほど前から大阪刑務所に刑を宣告された意識と" (Translation: My real Dad was bad and really mean-spirited as Giuseppe, stubborn as him, and Mom divorced him because he beaten me with a belt for seeing he attacked my Mom when she came home from shopping, and he nearly drowned me, my Mom regained consciousness and pushed my Dad out of the way and got me out of the bathtub, and filled a restraining order, and Dad was sentenced in Osaka prison for about 20 years)

Morisa: "How sad, I hate my dad aswell, I hated him when he shaken my favorite brother Kevin and gave him brain damage, AND THE (bleep) WON'T LET ME WATCH TV!, It took heavy toll on me, I miss him terribly, and I just want Giuseppe to die for killing my baby brother!"

[Toshio nods]

Toshio: "ここに同じ、私の本当のお父さんとステップダディーは私がテレビを見てだけでなくすることはできないだろう" (Translation: Same here, my real dad and stepdad wouldn't let me watch TV as well)

Morisa: "They and Giuseppe think it is for over 18?"

Toshio: "はい" (Translation: Yes)

[Toshio unpauses the TV to watch Pokemon with Rico]

Morisa: "Ms. Samo, I feel sorry for your son about his dark past, and  he wasn't allowed to watch TV, ever."

Satoko: "彼が生まれて、彼に揺さぶられっ子症候群を与えようと試みたとき、私は非常に感謝を感じる、あなたの言う、私は私の夫はどちらだ好きではありませんでしたありがとうございます、一樹は私の最初の夫であった​​、彼は俊夫を好きではなかった、彼は本当に思った気持ち悪い、と私はそれをやってから彼を止め、彼は3チャンス、3チャンスを与えられ、彼は今2回で、第二チャンス、テレビを見るための俊夫を酔っぱらった、彼は彼の第四に合格にピカチュウを再生するためのベルトで俊夫の膝を打つ彼は俊夫が何かをやらせないための誕生日は、今、彼は彼の友人の家から遅刻家庭であることのため敏夫のファイナルチャンス攻撃し、私は彼と離婚しました！" (Translation: I feel very appreciated, Thank you for your say, I didn't like my husband's either, Kazuki was my first husband, he didn't like Toshio when he was born and tried to give him Shaken Baby Syndrome, he thought he was really disgusting, and I stopped him from doing it, he was given 3 chances, The 3rd Chance, he spanked Toshio for watching TV, now 2 chances, The 2nd Chance, he hit Toshio's knees with a belt for playing Pass The Pikachu at his 4th birthday, now the Final Chance, he attacked Toshio for being late coming home from his friend's house, I've divorced him because he wouldn't let Toshio do anything!)

Paula: "Because of Giuseppe preventing her from watching TV, she, Imogen, Myles, and Corey misbehave because of it, they are kind, friendly, laid-back children from the inside, on the outside, they want revenge on Giuseppe and his siblings."

Corey: "The one of my dad's sibling's I really hate is Marshall because he isn't helpful and is always thinking TV is for 18 and up."

[Toshio picks up his Sonic, Pikachu, Shadow, and Mario plush]

[Toshio and Satoko giggle]

Marshall: "Not funny."

[Toshio and Satoko are going in the car]

Satoko: "私はライチュウ、ポーラを取得する場合、私はあなたの夫や彼の兄弟が離れてそれをスローする場合、彼は死んだ、と遊ぶ俊夫のためのより多くのおもちゃを見つけるために買い物に行きます" (Translation: I am going shopping to find more toys for Toshio to play with, If i get a Raichu, Paula, if you husband or his siblings throw it away, he's dead)

[Satoko puts a sign over Toshio's things saying "DO NOT TOUCH MY SON'S STUFF, EVER! (execpt Rico, Morisa, Myles, Corey, and the other kdis in the Iconic-Todaro Family)" in Japanese and English]

Giuseppe: "CAN SHE SPEAK ITALIAN!"

Paula: "Giuseppe, I told you over 20 times this is Tokyo not Rome!"

[Paula faces the others].

Paula: "Hear that guys? no throwing away, because Satoko spent so much money on those plush dolls."

Toshio: "リコさようなら！" (Translation: Bye Rico!)

[The car drives off]

Stacie: "SHE WILL TAKE FOREVER! SHE CODDLES HIM AND SPOILS HIM!"

Morisa: "Aunt Stacie, she's allowed to shop for things for Toshio, even when she's a trillionaire because her son is an actor."

Stacie: "He's only 6! how come he gets all those toys! HE STOLEN THEM!!"

Paula: "According to Satoko, he won them during his holiday in Las Vegas, by UFO Catchers for his 6th birthday, he's also the most popular boy in his class at school, he signed many autographs."

Rico: "Wow. he's rich!!"

S hopping
Toshio: "お母さんは、私がデジモンたい：スーパークロスウォーズレッドを、私はすでにブルーの有無" (Translation: Mom, I want Digimon: Super Xros Wars Red, I already have Blue)

Satoko: "さて俊夫" (Translation: Okay Toshio)

Toshio: "そして、私が許可している場合、我々は呪怨のDVDを購入することはできますか？" (Translation: And If i'm allowed, Can we buy a Ju-On DVD?)