Malone Family/Transcript

Before revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny...

Cordelia: That's it, Eleanor, the Naughty Grid, now!

Eleanor: NO!!!!

Announcer: Jo helps a 3-year-old tattletale.

Eleanor: But, this episode is not over!!!!!!!!!!!

Elinor (on TV): Just a tiny bit of water to start.

Announcer: But the tracks aren't on the correct side.

Eleanor: (wailing) NOOO! NOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!!!!!! (kicks Jo)

Jo: Don't you kick me!

Eleanor: I hate you!

Announcer: Will Jo get this young girl right on time before she gets into jeopardy?

Eleanor: IT'S MY PROGRAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: NO IT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cordelia puts Eleanor's Dino Dance Barney in the toy jail)

(Supernanny intro plays)

Submission reel
'''Jo: I'm in Albany, New York. Let's see who we have.'''

Cordelia: Hi, we're the Malone Family. I'm Cordelia.

Alexandra: I'm Alexandra.

Robert: And I'm Robert.

Cordelia: Robert and I are the mother and father of the family.

Alexandra: I am the widowed mother of the family.

Robert: We have three kids.

(Cut to Michael and Robbie using brooms to pretend they're playing guitar)

Cordelia: Twins Michael and Robbie are 8 years old.

(Cut to Eleanor eating a Happy Meal at McDonald's)

Robert: Eleanor is 3 years old.

Alexandra: Michael and Robbie are well behaved, but, Eleanor is the worst one.

Robert: She doesn't get in her own way.

Observation begins
'''Jo: Observation begins at breakfast time. Eleanor hates bacon.'''

Cordelia: What's wrong?

Eleanor: I don't want bacon!

Cordelia: Eleanor, you have to eat your breakfast, because if you don't, your Elinor Ears are going in the toy jail!

Eleanor: I WANT MY ELINOR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cordelia: You will have your Elinor Ears if you eat your bacon!

Michael: Yeah, you have to! Bacon is good for you, Eleanor!

Eleanor: I DON'T WANT BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pushes the breakfast and breaks it)

Cordelia: That's it, Naughty Grid! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cordelia drags Eleanor to the Naughty Grid, then puts Eleanor's bunny ear headband (Elinor Ears) in the toy jail)

Eleanor: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naughty Grid 1
'''Jo: First time of Naughty Grid for Eleanor. She wants to watch more Elinor Wonders Why and oh boy, back at it.'''

Alexandra: Eleanor, leave Michael and Robbie alone, they are watching Young Justice.

Eleanor: ALEXANDRA!!! I DON'T LIKE YOUNG JUSTICE, you dumb old savage, I LIKE ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: You're not watching Elinor Wonders Why, okay Eleanor?

Eleanor: No! I WANT Elinor Wonders Why RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: No you don't, if you say Elinor Wonders Why again, you're going to the Naughty Grid!

Eleanor: I WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: No you...

Eleanor: NO! I WANT ELINOR WONDERS WHY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: Good, now, I send you to the Naughty Grid!

(Alexandra drags Eleanor to the Naughty Grid)

(Eleanor kicks Alexandra twice)

Alexandra: NO THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Eleanor: (wailing and crying)

Jo: She doesn't get her way of doing what she wants!

Eleanor: IT'S MY PROGRAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: NO IT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cordelia puts Eleanor's Dino Dance Barney in the toy jail)

Michael: Oh, I don't like it!

Robbie: Me neither!!!!!

(3 minutes later)

Alexandra: See, you were on the Naughty Grid because you threw a tantrum about the TV just to watch Elinor Wonders Why!

Ice Cream
Jo: Today, while the family goes to a concert, me and Eleanor are having dinner, when Eleanor wants ice cream.

Jo: Come on, you like broccoli in rice!

Eleanor: NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!

Jo: Eleanor, you have to eat your broccoli in rice, ok?

Eleanor: Did you bring the chocolate chip ice cream home?

Jo: Yes, I brought the chocolate chip ice cream home and you can't have it until you eat all your dinner... (notices Eleanor walking off her chair and carrying it) Where are you going? Get back here now. Did you hear me? You'd better not do that.

(Eleanor places the chair next to the fridge and stands on it to get the Turkey Hill Chocolate Chip ice cream)

Jo: You'd better stop right there. I'm warning you.

(Eleanor returns with the ice cream)

Jo: Hey! Now, you listen to me. Don't be smart. Put that back until you finish your dinner.

(Eleanor opens the ice cream)

Jo: (watching Eleanor try to eat the ice cream) If you take one bite out of that, you're in trouble.

(Eleanor dips her spoon into the ice cream)

Jo: Don't you dare. Don't you dare do that. You hear me?

(Eleanor lifts her spoon up)

Jo: HEY! Hold it right there. You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very big trouble. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that. Put it down. I am not going to say it again. I am not going to say it again.

(Eleanor takes a bite of the ice cream)

(Jo drags Eleanor to her room)

Eleanor: (wailing) NOOO! NOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!!!!!! (kicks Jo)

Jo: Don't you kick me!

Eleanor: I hate you!

Jo: You're no bargain either, pal. You are a spoiled little brat!

Eleanor: WHEREVER I AM I FIND THINGS I WANT TO UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jo: You are a spoiled little brat!!!!!!!

Eleanor: I WANT MY LET'S GO LUNA CHRISTMAS AROUND THE WORLD DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jo: You don't get it!!!!! I'm the best you've got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(5 minutes later, Eleanor notices her Let's Go Luna Christmas Around The World DVD and puts it in her TV and watches it until Jo comes in)

Jo: Would you turn Luna off for the heck of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eleanor: NO!!!!! I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!

Jo: I know! You want me to---

Eleanor: I'M TURNING IT OFF!!!!!

(Eleanor turns off the TV all by herself)

Eleanor: SUPERNANNY IS A FAILED LITTLE MEAN LADY!!!!!!!!!!!

Naughty Grid 2
Olive (on TV): The line hasn't moved?

Ari (on TV): No one has gotten their ketchup?

Robert: Come on, Michael, Robbie, and Eleanor, we're going to clean the entire kitchen!

Eleanor: NO!!!!! I WANT TO KEEP WATCHING ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!!!!!

Robert: You can watch more Elinor Wonders Why after you clean the kitchen, okay?

Alejandro (on TV): I've been here all day, and my arm is getting tired!

Mrs. Llama (on TV): It's worth the wait! Fine eating takes time! If it isn't goopy, it isn't good.

Robert: If you aren't listening to me, then I have to take you to the Naughty Grid!!!!!

Eleanor: But, this episode is not over!!!!!!!!!!!

Elinor (on TV): Just a tiny bit of water to start.

Robert: Okay, that's it, I'm turning it off!!!!!!!

Family trip misbehavior
Jo: It's time for the family trip to the mall.

Cordelia: Michael, Robbie, Eleanor, today, we will go to the mall.

Eleanor: WE'RE MAULING???? I always wanted to maul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cordelia: No, we're going to the "mall".

Bath time
Jo: Bath time for Eleanor

Olive (on TV): Marco!

Ari and Elinor (on TV): Polo!

Cordelia: Eleanor?

Eleanor: What? I want to keep watching Elinor Wonders Why!!!!!!!

Cordelia: You can watch more Elinor Wonders Why later, right now, it's time for you bath!!!!!

Eleanor: SHUT UP MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE MY BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eleanor gets grounded
Jo: Eleanor doesn't like broccoli.

(The family having cubed fish on rice with carrots and broccoli)

Eleanor: Ugh, broccoli! Gross!

Alexandra: Come on Eleanor, broccoli is good for you!

Eleanor: (aggressively pushes the dish) I don't want broccoli.

Robert: If you don't eat your vegetables, Eleanor, you won't get any ice cream.

Michael and Robbie: Ice cream! Whoohoo!

Jo: That's when a fireworks go off.

Eleanor: Stop it Michael and Robbie! (still becoming aggressive) I DON'T WANT BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexandra: That's it Eleanor! Go to your room! No dessert, you're grounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eleanor: FINE! (leaves the table)

Party planning
Jo: Today is Eleanor's cousins' birthday and they plan a party.

Cordelia: Alright, we're going to be planning a birthday party for your twin cousins, Kendall and Tracey.

Eleanor's Cousins' Birthday Party
Jo: After all the planning, we realize that Kendall and Tracey have their birthday party planned, and it's a How I Met Your Mother themed birthday party!!!!!!!