Haines Family/Transcript

Before The Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Sebastian shoplifts Twizzler]

Rory: "FUCK OFF!!!"

[We see a glowing Elinor Wonders Why birthday cake]

Elinor and everyone else, except for Riley: "Happy birthday to you."

[Riley begins to blow candles out, but it starts to explode]

Announcer: "Jo Frost heads to Glendale, Los Angeles County, California to help a Foster and Adopted Family with 48 Children along with 2 Newborns."

Lance: "FUCK YOU!!!"

[Sebastian giving Veronica The Middle Finger]

[Brandon falling down the stairs]

[Riley has her pacifier in her mouth]

Announcer: This includes the queen of Elinor Wonders Why..."

Riley: "And make music naturally!!!!!"

Announcer: "8 year old with ADHD, 7 year old with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Another 7 year old with Autism and 3 year old with Sanfilippo Syndrome."

Brandon: "GO AWAY"

Michael: "FUCK OFF!!!"

[Charlie hand flaps]

[Jack jumping on the bed and hits Veronica]

Announcer: "And a big bunch of 3 and 2 year olds."

[The 2 year olds scream because of Mighty Express being turned off]

Jasper: "NO!!!"

'''Announcer: "Watch out, Jo! Because here... we.... come!"

Riley: "Her bird knew over a hundred words!!!!"

[Intro playing]

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm at Glendale, California to help a Foster Family who needs my help. Let’s take a look."

James: "Hi, we are The Haines Family. I'm James and this is My Wife Veronica. And We have 48 Children, some of which are from foster care.

Veronica: " Emilia is 12, Bryson is 15, Víctor is 13 and he is from Mexico, Miley is 14, Leon and Laura is 10 and from Canada, Haruto is 6 and from Japan, Brody is 3 and he has Autism and he is non-verbal, Toby is 2, Kylie is 12 and she is from Malaysia, Beckham is 2, Milo is 2, Sebastian is 9, Cody is 10, Vinnie is 3, Jim is 6, Rory is 4, Anastasia is 6 is adopted from Russia, Harry is 4 is adopted from England, Randy is 2, Identical Twins: Nathan and Luke is 7, Collette is 3 is adopted from France, Clara is 2, Stewie is also 2, Michael is 7, Charlie is also 7, Brandon is 8, Fraternal Twins Emma and Corey are 1 week old, Oliver is also 2, Jasper is also 2, Lance is 3, Fraternal Twin Boys: Mateo and Emiliano is 11 and They're from Italy, Jack is 3 and He is Diagnosed with Sanfilippo Syndrome, Troy is 5, Tatum is 3, Urho is 6 and he is from Finland, Sasha is 7 1/2 and He is From Ukraine, Kate is 6, McKenna is 4, Finn is also 2, Riley is also 2 but she will be turning 3 soon, Tommy is Also 2, Haidyn is 7, Ryan is 4, and Chandler is 2."

Jo: "My word, that’s a huge family!"

James: "I work as Pilot and foster dad and Veronica is a stay-at-home-mom and she also works as a foster mom. So she’s with the kids 24/7"

Michael: "(Beep)!!!"

[Oliver bites Brandon]

[Mateo pounds Emiliano]

Mateo: " " (Translate: Stupid!!!)

[Brandon smacks Jasper in the Face caused him to cry]

[Jasper bites Veronica]

[Haruto breaks the glass table]

Veronica: "Corey and Emmy are well behaved, but all the other kids are wild."

[Michael beating Charlie Up]

[Rory punches Collette]

[Anastasia and Sebastian wrestling]

[Charlie smacks Nathan in the face]

[Clara kicks Jasper]

[Harry bites Charlie]

[Troy and Tatum wrestling]

[Jack hits Troy]

[McKenna bites Tatum]

[Chandler and Brody screams]

[Víctor yells]

Veronica: "They’re calling each other names,"

Charlie: "You’re stupid"

Clara: "SHUT THE F***K UP, CHARLES!!!"

Jim: "MORON!!!"

Oliver: "DUMMY!!!"

Emily: "(Beep) CLOWN!!!"

Cody: "FREAKSHOW!!!"

Jim: "Stupid!!!"

Jasper: "LOSER!!!"

Harry: "(Beep)!!!"

Jasper: "Go away Poo Poo Head!!!"

Vinnie: "Harry you're Poopy pants."

Jack: "You’re ugly!!!"

Milo: "SHUT UP (Beep)ER!!!"

Veronica: "They’ll talk back to us"

Michael: "I WILL NOT CLEAN MY ROOM!!!"

Stewie: "NO!!!"

Emily (Rolls her Eyes): "That's Stupid Mom!!!"

Cody: "I WILL NOT PICK UP THE TOYS (Beep)!!!"

Haidyn: "No Don't want to do it!!!"

Sebastian: "No Way!!!"

Milo: "NO!!!"

Veronica: "They Swear."

Oliver: "(Beep) You Mommy!!!"

Michael: "I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID (Beep)!!!"

Zachary: "GO AWAY YOU (Beep)!!!"

Charlie: "GO AWAY YOU (Beep)!!!"

Sebastian: "(Beep)!!!"

Cody: "(Beep)!!!"

Michael: "I hate you too (Beep)!!!"

Emiliano: " " (Translate: Go Away You Stupid (Beep)!!!)

Urho: " " (Translate: Are You (Beep) or Not!!!)

McKenna: "Stupid (Beep)!!!"

Sebastian: "(Beep)hole."

Beckham: "SHUT THE (BEEP) UP!!!"

Nathan: "SHUT UP, YOU (BEEP)!!!"

Harry: "MUMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ARSEHOLE!!!"

Veronica: "Throwing Toys Each Other."

[Rory throws Baby Alive Doll at Jasper's Face Cause him to cry]

[Ryan throws a Barbie Doll at James]

[Collette throws Beyblade at Jim]

Veronica: "Playing Ding Dong Ditch."

[Jasper dings the bell on his Neighbor's Door and Hides as His Neighbor opens The Door]

[Luke and Rory knocks on their Neighbor's Door and Hides as their Neighbor opens the door]

James: "They Break Things."

[Michael breaks Veronica's Favorite Vase]

Veronica: "They escape The Mansion."

[Stewie escapes Mansion and runs down The Street]

[Charlie escapes the mansion and goes into pool]

Veronica: "They refuse to sleep."

Michael: "I'm not going to sleep until Family Guy is over!!!"

[Clara and Oliver screams and gets out of their bedroom]

Jim: "We are not going to sleep!!!"

[Brandon watching Jeffy on his Phone]

[Riley escapes from her bed and watches Elinor Wonders Why on the PBS Kids video app]

Veronica: "They made messes."

[Charlie puts flour on the floor]

[Nathan coloring on the floor]

[Clara and Oliver puts Yogurt on the floor]

[Luke puts Milk on the table]

[Ryan puts Paint on Walls]

Veronica: "They're Picking Eaters."

Riley: "I don't like broccoli!!!"

Veronica: "They Prank Call People!!!"

[Urho Calling Aunt Hailey on Emily's IPhone 12]

Aunt Hailey (On Her IPhone 4): "Hello Who is This?"

Urho (On Emily's IPhone 12): " " (Translate: Its Potato Man!!!)

Veronica: "They Burp."

[Clara burps]

[Brandon burps]

[Riley burps]

[Michael Burps]

[Jasper burps]

[Kylie burps]

Veronica: "Eating Junk Food Everyday."

[Riley eating Crunch Bar]

[Finn eating Pop Tart]

[Harry eating Hershey Chocolate Bar]

[Luke eating Nerds]

Veronica: "And They flipping People Off."

[Jim flipping his Middle Finger at Rory]

[Sebastian flipping Veronica off]

[Troy flips Riley off]

[Miley, Leon and Laura flipping James off]

Veronica: "They Destroy and Pee on the Furniture."

[Jasper pees on the couch]

[Jack pees on the couch]

[Brody pees on the couch]

Veronica: "They throw tantrums."

Riley: "I WANT ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!!"

Michael: "I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN MY ROOM BITCH!!!"

[Jack crying and screaming]

[Brody screaming, crying and biting Veronica]

Veronica: "They Cause Scenes in Public Restaurant."

Harry: "I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!!"

Anastasia: " " (Transcript: I WANT ANIMAL STYLE BURGER!!!)

Veronica: "They're Picky Eaters."

Riley: "EW, I DON'T LOVE SPINACH!!!"

Charlie: "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!"

Veronica: "They Color on the walls."

[Brendan coloring on the wall]

[Riley color on her Bedroom Wall]

Veronica: "They Destroy Our Furniture."

[Sebastian, Luke, Nathan, Kate, Troy, McKenna, Rory, Harry, Ryan, Collette, Tatum and Lance breaks the glass table]

James: "Michael was Diagnosed with ODD and He is The Biggest Problem in the house."

Michael: "GIVE ME THE FUCKING ICE CREAM OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!"

[Michael beats Up Oliver]

Michael: "I will not clean up the (Beep) Flour and I will not doing my Homework."

[Michael escapes the Mansion]

Michael: "(Beep) You Mom!!!"

Michael: "If you don't go to popeyes, that means your gay or lesbian!"

[Michael pushing a girl]

James: "He got Expelled from 19 Schools from his Violent Behavior!!!"

Veronica: "Brandon has ADHD cause him to Not Sitting Still, Talking a lot, Hyperactive, Fidgety, Daydreaming, Breaking Things, Impulsive and Has Hard Time with Homework."

[Brandon gets off his seat]

[Brandon tapping and starts tapping his pencil]

Brandon: "Its Hard Mom!!!"

Veronica: "This is not my Homework."

Brandon: "I DON'T KNOW MOTHER!!!"

[Brandon breaks Door]

[Brandon jumps on the bed]

Brandon: "Hey Mom, My Teacher give us Donuts Today and We get to have no Homework and Work Today and We have Pizza, I have 4 slices of Pizza and There was Cupcakes and It was Party in Cafeteria!!!"

Brandon: "And Also Their was Cookies, Ice Cream and Soda."

Brandon: "Then Daniel brings his baby Sister named Lily Over and We have a Big Blast."

James: "Charlie has Autism and He is one the Level 1."

[Charlie hand flapping]

[Charlie not making a eye contact]

Charlie: "I HATE YOU MOM!!!"

[Charlie playing by himself]

[Charlie covering his ears]

Veronica: "Ryan, Vinnie, Jack, Collette, Finn, Riley, Stewie, Randy, Clara, Lance, Tommy, Tatum Oliver and Jasper throws tantrums, They're not potty trained and Refuse to give up their bottle and pacifier."

Clara: "I WANT MY BABA!!!"

[Ryan drinking Chocolate Milk from a Bottle]

Finn: "I WANT MY BABA!!!"

Randy: "Change my Diaper!!!"

[Ryan screams]

Riley: "I want my Elinor Wonders Why movie!!!"

Jasper: "I WANT MY BABA!!!"

[Jack Screams]

[Randy throws tantrum]

Stewie: "SHUT UP (Beep)HOLE!!!"

James: "Rory rolls his Eyes and Screams when things don't get his Own Way."

[Rory rolls his eyes]

[Rory screams]

James: "Jack has Sanfilippo Syndrome which is Similar to Alzheimer's and He will lose ability to talk, walk and Swallow and He will have Seizures and Movement Disorders and Since he has Sanfilippo Syndrome Type A that means he will died in his mid to late teens but luckily we got Surgery to Slow Down The Regressing."

[Jack eating Chocolate Cupcake]

[Jack screams]

[Jack Jumps on The Bed]

[Jack eating Playdoh]

James: "Jo Frost please come fast as you can before My Wife has a Nervous Breakdown."

Jo: "Don't Worry Mom and Dad I'm on my Way!!"

Introduction
[Jo Frost knocks on Mansion and Veronica Opens The Door]

Veronica: "Hi!!!"

Jo: "Veronica!!!"

[Tommy playing Roblox on his IPad]

Jo: "Hi What's Your Name?

Tommy: "Tommy."

Jo: "How Old are You?"

Tommy: "I'm 2."

[Jasper watching Pocoyo on TV]

Jo: "Hi what's your name?"

Jasper: "Jasper."

Jo: "How Old are You."

Jasper: "I'm 2."

Jo: "What Show are you watching."

Jasper: "Pocoyo, Pocoyo is in PBS Kids."

Observation Starts
Veronica: "Alright my children, Jo's going to take care of you. And I also want all of you to be well behaved too. Otherwise, Emily, Sebastian and Brandon, you will lose your phone, and Riley, you will not get your Elinor Wonders Why toys at any store."

Brandon: "Ok!!!"

Brandon: "My mom and Dad usually do work down stairs!!!"

(Brandon is watching Fortnite game plays on YouTube, until Riley comes in)

Brandon: "Whatcha want, girl?"

Riley: "I want to watch Elinor Wonders Why!!!"

Brandon: "Well, I'm watching game plays of Fortnite, so you can't be watching Elinor Wonders Why right now!"

Riley: "I WANT THE ELINOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

[Brandon covering his Ears]

Brandon: "YOUR HURTING MY EARS!!!"

Veronica: "Riley, stop this behavior! The Elinor will be turned on another time. Right now Brandon's watching something! If you do this again you will be in the Naughty Pit!"

Riley: "I WANT ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!!!!!!!"

Veronica: "That's it! To the Naughty Pit you go for a half hour!"

[Veronica places Riley in the Naughty Pit.]

Riley: "It's not fair! You wouldn't even let me watch Elinor Wonders Why!"

Veronica: "Shut up and sit there for 30 minutes!"

Jo: "This gives her quite a meltdown about watching a talking animal show."

[Riley escapes from the Naughty Pit, grabs a 2021 PBS Kids compilation DVD and a DVD player, goes into Veronica's bedroom, sets up the DVD player on Veronica's TV, puts in the DVD, and plays the Elinor Wonders Why portion.]

Elinor on TV: Where ever I go, I see things that I want to know! Where ever I am, I find things I want to understand!

[2 minutes into the episode, Veronica unlocks the door using a screwdriver.]

Veronica: "Riley, we don't watch Elinor Wonders Why in timeout! Now turn off my TV and I will put your PBS Kids 15 Girl Power Adventures DVD in the Toy Jail!"

Riley: "Leave me the (bleep) alone!"

Jo: "Veronica didn't explain to Riley why she is in a Timeout cause Riley to think she is playing a Game!!!"

[Veronica turns off the Elinor Wonders Why show, takes the PBS Kids compilation DVD out of the DVD player, drags Riley back to the Naughty Pit, and puts the DVD in Toy Jail."

Riley: "I STILL WANT ELINOR WONDERS WHY!"

Veronica: "No! No Elinor right now!"

[Riley escapes from the Naughty Pit again. She grabs the same PBS Kids compilation DVD from the Toy Jail, goes back into Veronica's bedroom, plugs the DVD player back in, puts the DVD in the player, and resumes watching Elinor Wonders Why.]

Veronica: "Riley, what did I say? Get back in the Naughty Pit now!"

[Veronica takes the PBS Kids compilation DVD out of the DVD player and brings Riley back to the Naughty Pit. Riley's Fisher Price Laugh & Learn Light-up Learning Vacuum is put in the Toy Jail.]

Veronica: "Now stay in here and don't think about watching Elinor Wonders Why during your discipline!"

[Riley begins to cry.]

Jo: "Sometimes, Riley needs time away."

[Riley has the same PBS Kids compilation DVD in the DVD player in Veronica's bedroom, and instead of Elinor Wonders Why, she watches Hero Elementary.]

Veronica: "Riley Josephine Haines! For the last time! We don't watch Hero Elementary in your discipline!"

[Veronica takes the PBS Kids compilation DVD out of the DVD player again. She takes Riley back to the Naughty Pit and she puts the DVD and Riley's Lucita Sky plush in the Toy Jail.]

Veronica: "Riley, you are in the Naughty Pit because you were screaming and throwing a fit about Elinor Wonders Why. And you also escaped from timeout and watched Elinor Wonders Why and Hero Elementary. So time starts over right now and this time it's one hour."

Riley: (crying and wailing)

Jo: "What?"

Jo: "You Supposed to put 2 minutes for a 2 year old not One Hour!!!" [Michael Beats Cody Up cause him to cry]

Jo: "Oppositional Defiant Disorder also known as ODD is Behavior Disorder effects Children and Adolescents. Children and Adolescents with ODD have Trouble following the rules and law and They're often Argumentative or Defiant, Annoying, Annoyed by Smallest Things, Swears and Use Obscene Gestures, Angry, Irritable Mood and Aggressive. Boys with ODD are Physically Violent and Have Explosive Outbursts while Girls often have Defiant Behavior and Boys are much on the higher risk to be diagnosed with ODD than The Girls."

Michael: "FUCK YOU!!!"

Veronica: "Michael Your Going to Timeout!!!"

Michael: "MAKE ME BITCH!!!"

[Michael escapes the house and runs down the street]

Veronica: "Get back in the mansion!!!"

Michael: "WATCH ME BITCH!!!"

[Veronica puts Michael back in the mansion and puts him in the Naughty Room]

Veronica: "Stay in there for 7 minutes and You lose your Video Games for a month!!!"

[Michael escapes the Naughty Room and Throws Tomatoes and Onions at Brandon and Jack]

Jo: "It was until Brandon and Charlie started to act up."

[Brandon and Charlie fighting]

Veronica: "Brandon and Charlie, Your Going to Timeout for Fighting!!!"

[Brandon and Charlie continues to fight]

Veronica: "That's it, Brandon and Charlie go to The Naughty Room Now!!!"

The Kids Misbehaved at Cloud 9
Jo: "Today the family is going to Cloud 9 from Superstore."

Veronica: "Hey kids! Come on, we're going to get some things at Cloud 9."

Riley: "No! I hate Cloud 9! I want to stay home and watch PBS Kids!"

Veronica: "Riley we are not watching PBS Kids! Now get dressed and let's go!"

Riley: "Fine!"

[Riley gets dressed and the kids get in the Bus]

Jasper: "Hey, where's Brandon?"

Veronica: "I'll get him!"

'''Jo: "Brandon's playing Fortnite until Veronica told him to turn it off."

Veronica: "Brandon! Could ya please turn that thing off! We are not playing Fortnite!"

Brandon: "Fine."

[Brandon gets dressed and gets in the Bus]

[The car drives from the Haines Residence to Cloud 9]

Veronica: "Kids You Will Behaved. Okay?"

Kids except for Michael, Riley, Emmy and Corey: "Yes!!!"

[Everyone except for Emmy and Corey puts their face masks on due to Covid-19 and Delta Variant]

Riley: "Elinor Wonders Why."

Veronica: "No Elinor Wonders Why. We are shopping."

[The family starts shopping for food]

Riley: "I'm gonna need a toy."

Veronica: "No!"

[Riley runs off, goes over to the toys, and sees lots of toys for little kids. She grabs an Elinor Wonders Why playset, returns to the family and puts it in the cart.]

James: "They like Cocoa Puffs. We should get the Cocoa Puffs."

Veronica: [looking down at the cart] "Hey! What is this?"

[She looks at the Elinor Wonders Why playset]

Veronica: "Riley Josephine, put that playset back right now!"

Riley: "I WANT THAT ELINOR PLAYSET!!!"

Veronica: "That's it, I'm calling James to do it! James could you go over to the toys and put the playset back?"

[James grabs the Elinor Wonders Why playset and brings it back to the toys section]

Riley: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Veronica: "You don't have enough money for the playset!"

Jo: "Riley can't afford the Elinor Wonders Why playset, so she throws a big meltdown. Now there's these little things that happened to Other Kids..."

[The Kids start to scream and run across Cloud 9]

[Brandon opens a bag of potato chips and dumps them on Rory's head]

[Emily throws an apple across the produce section]

[Riley grabs James' phone and Veronica's Bluetooth speaker and plays the Irene Pepperberg song from Elinor Wonders Why at extremely loud volume]

[Brandon unboxes a Nerf gun and throws it across the toys section]

[Emily rips apart a Jojo Siwa book and throws its pieces to the ground]

[Riley shoplifts an Elinor Wonders Why DVD called Today I Learned]

[Urho shoplifts a Mario Plush]

[James throws a Bananas on the floor]

[Mateo and Charlie throws bananas on the floor]

[Stewie, Clara, Finley, Tommy, Randy and Jasper breaks The TV]

[Jack pours flour on the floor]

[Michael assaults a Worker]

[Rory slaps the Worker]

Ryan: "(Beep) You!!!"

Clara: "I WANT COOKIES!!!"

[Jasper throws can of Spaghetti on the floor]

[Stewie hits Emmy cause her to cry]

[Haidyn, Nathan, Luke, Kate, Jim, Troy and Oliver throws ice cream on the floor and Made a Mess with it]

[Tatum and Lance shoplifts Ice Cream]

[Rory, Ryan, McKenna, Jim, Kate, Randy and Jasper runs down the aisle 2 screaming]

[Michael throws Cupcakes across the aisle]

[James and Veronica grab the kids and take them out of the building while Amy Sosa follows]

Amy: "These kids are banned from Cloud 9 for three years because they have been acting extremely bad!"

Naughty Room, Naughty Log and Naughty Pit
Jo: "When they got home, they had another of discipline. Naughty Room is for Emily is 12 minutes, Mateo and Emiliano is 11 minutes, James is 10 minutes, Sebastian is 9 minutes, Brandon is 8 minutes, Sasha is for 7 1/2 minutes, Charlie is 7 minutes, Haidyn is 7 minutes, Urho is 6 minutes, Anastasia is 6 minutes, Kate is 6 minutes and Jim is 6 minutes, Naughty Log is for Troy is 5 minutes, McKenna is 4 minutes, Harry is 4 minutes, Rory is 4 minutes and Ryan is 4 minutes and Naughty Pit is for Collette is 3 minutes, Lance is 3 minutes, Tatum is 3 minutes, Vinnie is 3 minutes, Riley is 2 minutes, Stewie is 2 minutes, Finn is 2 minutes, Clara is 2 minutes, Randy is 2 minutes, Oliver is 2 minutes, Tommy is 2 minutes and Jasper is 2 minutes."

Veronica: "Everybody in time out because of your bad behavior!"

[All the kids go to their time out spots, except for Emily, who turns on one of her favorite Harvey Girls Forever episodes on Netflix]

Veronica: "Huh-uh, sorry We are not watching Harvey Girls Forever! Turn the TV off and get in the Naughty Room."

[Emily gets in the Naughty Room]

Jo: "Shame on Emily!"

[Riley places the Elinor Wonders Why Today I Learned DVD she shoplifted and puts it in the DVD player]

Riley: "Now that I got this DVD for free, it's Elinor Wonders Why time!"

'''Veronica: "She did not get it for free, she shoplifted it!"

Veronica: "Riley Josephine! Take that Elinor Wonders Why DVD out! Amy saw that you were shoplifting it!"

Riley: "Mom it was just a magical cardboard project that put Elinor on TV!"

Veronica: "I don't want to play this game, so turn Elinor off and hand it over to me!"

[Riley turns off Elinor Wonders Why while crying and hands the DVD to Veronica]

Veronica: "Mommy has to tell Amy to bring it back. You should've gotten arrested! You wanted Elinor Wonders Why for the party theme on your birthday, right?"

Riley: "Yes!"

Veronica: "Return to the Naughty Pit for ten times the 2 minutes, I'll make it 20 minutes."

[Riley goes back to Naughty Pit]

Observation Continues
Jo: "It's Afternoon, and the kids are helping wash the bus, vans and cars, except for Riley who is watching Elinor Wonders Why while Rory, Ryan, Lance, Tatum Jack and The 2 years olds playing their toys."

[Riley is on her Dora the Explorer beanbag chair and she watches the Elinor Wonders Why episode "Ari's Lucky Shirt" on the TV, Lance watching Spongebob Squarepants episodes on his IPad, Tatum playing Dolls while Rory, Ryan, Jack, Stewie, Finn, Clara, Oliver, Tommy, Randy and Jasper playing with Trains]

Veronica: "Riley, Rory, Ryan, Jack, Stewie, Finn, Clara, Oliver, Tommy, Randy and Jasper, we are here to help wash the Bus, vans and cars, not watch Elinor and play with toys."

Jo: "That's when Fireworks goes off. Elinor Wonders Why and trains instead of washing the bus, cars and vans becomes a big disaster."

[Riley screams loudly at the top of her lungs]

Veronica: "No Riley, we are washing the vehicles. Yell at me again and it's the naughty pit for you!"

[Riley keeps screaming as Veronica turns off the television]

Ryan: "(Beep) You!!!"

Jasper: "NO!!!"

[Rory, Ryan, Jack, Stewie, Finn, Lance, Tatum, Clara, Oliver, Tommy, Randy and Jasper throwing a tantrum]

Riley: "Well if you don't let me wash vehicles I'll step in."

[Riley goes over to Veronica's laptop and watches an Elinor Wonders Why sketch called That's So Interesting: Can A Fly Get Dizzy]

Veronica: "TURN OFF THAT'S SO INTERESTING! YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALLOWED ON MY COMPUTERS LIKE THIS ONE THAT YOU'RE ON! NOW IT'S THE NAUGHTY PIT!"

[Veronica drags Riley to the Naughty Pit and returns to the other kids]

Ryan: "MOMMY I HATE YOU!!!"

[Stewie throws his bottle at Veronica]

[Rory screams]

Lance: "(Beep) OFF!!!"

Tatum: "I want to play Trains!!!"

Lance: "MOMMY IS BIG MEANIE!!!"

2 minutes later

Veronica: "You were placed in the Naughty Pit because you ditched off for watching Elinor Wonders Why instead of washing cars. And what is this?"

[Veronica hears "Word World" music and sees that Jasper is watching his Word World DVD now that Elinor Wonders Why is over]

Veronica: "Turn off Word World right now! We are washing the vehicles!"

Jasper: "NO WAY!"

Veronica: "You don't talk back at me!"

Tatum: "WELL YOUR A BITCH!!!"

Michael: "Mom Can I sing a song about you?"

Veronica: "Yes Michael What is it?"

Michael (singing): "1,2,3,4. Mom is a fucking Bitch, Fucking Bitch, Fucking Bitch, Mom is a fucking Bitch. She deserves to die, Someone please lick her pussy, Lick her pussy, Lick her pussy, Someone please lick her pussy. She deserves to get raped."

Kids Run Amok
Jo: "Randy and Jasper want a bottle so they decide to throw a tantrum."

Randy: "I WANT BABA!!!"

Jasper: "I WANT BABA NOW!!!"

Veronica: "Your Not having a Bottle."

Jasper: "I WANT MY BABA!!!" Randy: "I WANT MY BABA!!!"

Veronica: "You Two are going to the Naughty Pit for your Behavior!!!" Randy: "NO!!!"

Jo: "Until The Kids ages 2 to 12 started chaos." [Michael breaks the Remote]

[Tatum throws Spongebob Squarepants Plush at Riley]

[Oliver bites James]

Cody: "DUMB(Beep)!!!"

Lance: "(Beep)!!!"

Jim: "(Beep)!!!"

[Emiliano throws tomatoes on the floor]

[Sasha breaks the door]

[Rory throws Zoe Doll at Haidyn]

[Riley has her pacifier in her mouth]

Jim: "I Love to be Wild."

Ryan: "I WANT MY DIAPER CHANGE!!!"

Vinnie: "I WANT MY BINKY!!!"

[James changes Ryan's Diaper and gives Vinnie his Pacifier]

[Riley drinking Apple Juice from a Bottle]

Lance: "FUCKER!!!"

Girls Memory Books
Jo: "Today I will give every girl a notebook so they can write their memories in them."

[Jo gives Emily an H2O Just Add Water notebook]

[Jo gives Anastasia a Russia notebook]

[Jo gives Collette a France Flag notebook]

[Jo gives Clara a Vampirina notebook]

[Jo gives Tatum a Fancy Nancy notebook]

[Jo gives Kate a Butterbean's Cafe notebook]

[Jo gives McKenna an Elena of Avalor notebook]

[Jo gives Riley an Elinor Wonders Why notebook]

[Jo gives Haidyn a Frozen II notebook]

Jo: "These will be important to you. Each of you will write the best memories in your notebooks."

Kids Playing Ding Dong Ditch
Jo: "The Kids started to play Ding Dong Ditch and upsetting the Neighbors"

[Troy and His Friend name Derek rings their neighbors doorbell and hides when their Neighbor opens the door]

Neighbor: Hello?

[Troy giggles as he and his friend run off]

[Neighbor slams door]

Troy: "I love to play Ding Dong Ditch." [Michael rings his neighbors doorbell and hides when hid Neighbor opens the door]

Leon: "FUCK YOUR LIFE, BING BONG!!!"

Bryson: "I can't wait to bounce some balls."

James: "AYO!!!"

Bryson: I meant basketball, you dirtyminder!!!"

Michael's Temper Tantrum
Jo: "Michael lose the game call "Call of Duty" which cause him to throw a Violent Temper Tantrum along with Swearing last through 3 hours."

Riley: "HA-HA YOUR A LOSER!!!"

Michael: "WHAT THE FUCK BITCH, I WANT TO WIN!!!"

[Michael throws Veronica's Favorite Cup at Riley cause her to cry]

Riley (Sobbing): "MOMMY!!!"

The Kids Acting Up in Public
'''Jo: "The family will go to Target because the kids were banned from Cloud 9 for three years. Maybe Riley will get the same Elinor Wonders Why playset she saw there."

Dinner Time
Jo: "The family has chicken nuggets and fries for dinner. Michael and Riley refuses to eat their nuggets and Riley wants to watch the Elinor Wonders Why cartoon series again and Michael want Spinach so Michael decided to throw a Violent Outburst."

Veronica: "Michael and Riley, you have to eat your chicken nuggets and your fries, otherwise Riley there will be no Elinor Wonders Why for you!"

Riley: "I don't want chicken nuggets! I want to watch Elinor Wonders Why so put me on Elinor Wonders Why!"

Veronica: "Don't talk to me like that!"

Michael: "AND I WANT SPINACH BITCH!!!!"

Veronica: "MICHAEL JAMES YOU DON'T SWEAR AT ME!!!!"

Riley: "I WANT ELINOR WONDERS WHY!!!"

Michael: "I WANT SPINACH YOU STUPID HOE!!!"

Veronica: "That's it! Michael, you're off to the Naughty Couch to think of what you did, and Riley, you're on the Naughty Pit!"

[Veronica sends Michael to the Naughty Couch, and as she brings Riley to the Naughty Pit, James puts Riley's Elinor Olive and Ari dolls in Toy Jail.]

Riley: "(bleep) you mom and dad!"

James: "Michael, I'm so desperate of what you did to your mother. Now think about it and I'll be back when you're done!"

[Riley escapes from the Naughty Pit, goes to Veronica's bedroom, and watches "Life With Derek" on YouTube.]

Veronica: "We are not watching Life with Derek, because my cousin really hated that show!"

Riley: "Why would you complain to me?!?!?!"

[Veronica takes Riley back to the Naughty Pit and Riley's Elinor Wonders Why Exploring Kit is put in the Toy Jail.]

Jo: "Until Michael escapes the Naughty Couch and Starts to Lash out!!!"

Michael: " I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID (Beep)!!!"

Veronica: "Nope! Back to the Naughty Couch."

[Michael escapes the house]

Veronica: "Michael James Haines! Get back here and I will take away your Fast Layne DVD!"

Michael: "NO (Beep)!!!"

[Michael puts song call "Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj]

Michael: "GUYS MY MOM IS A STUPID HOE!!!"

Veronica: "Michael Turn that Trash Music Off!!!"

[Michael changes it to the Does Renegade song]

Veronica: "Huh-uh, sorry, no Does Renegade!"

Jo: "Michael finally gets inside and Riley was done with her timeout but Michael destroy the Naughty Couch with a Chainsaw."

[Michael rips the Naughty Couch with a Chainsaw and Gives Veronica The Middle Finger]

[Jasper eating KitKat]

[Sasha eating Jolly Ranchers]

Homework Disaster (Working with ADHD and Asperger's Syndrome)
Jo: "It was Homework Time all of the kids did their homework except for Brandon and Charlie and The Fireworks Began!!!"

Brandon: "I don't know this!!!

Veronica: "Brandon you know what is 14 + 5 + 3 - 1 is!!!?"

Brandon: "It's hard!!!"

[Brandon and Charlie gets off their seats]

Jo: "There is the Reason why Children with ADHD and/or Asperger's Syndrome often have trouble with their homework not because they're stupid it's because They tend to have short attention span cause them to lose focus!!!"

Bed Time
Jo: "It's bedtime, but the kids are psychotic right now, like, Riley wants to watch Elinor Wonders Why, Jasper wants to watch Word World, Brandon wants to watch Jeffy on his phone, Troy wants to watch Spongebob Squarepants, Michael wants to watch Family Guy and Emily, Mateo and Emiliano wants to make Tik Tok videos."

Family Meeting
Jo: "You Two have Beautiful Children but...."

Jo: "This house is Chaotic!!!"

James: "We Already Know!!!"

Jo: "Lets Talk about behavior!!!. There is way too much hitting, biting, kicking, pushing, Slapping, Shoving, Punching, Scratching, Flipping People Off, Ding Dong Ditch, Swearing, Attempted Running Aways, Fighting, Tantrums, Broken Things, Messes, Name calling, Talk Backing and Prank Calling!!!"

Veronica: "We Tried to Discipline them and Nothing Works!!!"

Jo: "Let's Talk Safety. The Kids Escapes The House without your supervision!!!"

James: "Because They go out without our Permission and Usually playing by themselves, Playing with Neighbors or Playing Ding Dong Ditch!!!"

Jo: "Let's All Agreed that Brandon has ADHD, Charlie has Autism, Michael has ODD and Jack has Sanfilippo Syndrome Type C but Why are you guys are trying to forget that every single day!!!"

James: "Because of Denial."

Jo: "Denial!?!"

Veronica: " I accept they have a Condition but How I'm I supposed to deal with them while I can't deal with My Other Children and I just don't know how to discipline 3 Special Needs Sons and 7 year old Son with a Disruptive Behavior Disorder!!!"

Jo: "Brandon, Charlie and Jack they're not aware of Danger Awareness while Michael do understand Danger Awareness but he is defiant towards it!!!!"

Jo: "Let's Talk about Homework Time."

Jo: "Brandon and Charlie have Hard Time to Focus."

Riley's Big Surprise
Jo: "It's Riley's 3rd birthday, and the family decided to throw her an Elinor Wonders Why themed party in the backyard."

[Riley is wearing short sleeved purple shirt, red tank top, red skirt, black hair wig and bunny ears, meaning she is dressed as Elinor, while Rory and Randy are with her. Rory is dressed as Olive, and Randy is dressed as Ari.]

Riley: "This is going to be my best birthday ever!!!"

Veronica: "You said it, little miss Elinor!"

[On the buffet table, we see Backyard Soup, carrots, healthy granola bars, bunny shaped Rice Krispies treats, carrot sticks, Riley Wonders Why Logo Cookies, 3 Shaped Cookies, Ruffles, Ari's Cake Pops, Best Banana Bread of All, Cookie Dirt With Gummy Worms, Chocolate Bunnies, Pretzels, Bagels, Elinor Wonders Why cupcakes and an Elinor Wonders Why cake]

[For drink, Veronica makes Butterfly Nectar Juice, pours it in a large punch bowl, and puts it in a table with bowls of Carrot Juice, Banana Juice, Grape Soda, Orange Soda, Pepsi, Celery Juice, Cucumber Juice and Vital Berry Juice]

[There are activities that are a Bunny Petting Zoo, a Butterfly Farm, a Curious Campfire, Swimming, a Shoe Ink Slime Pool and a Famous Scientists Museum]

Riley: "Its my Birthday!!!"

[All of the Haines family's friends come over]

Riley: "Grandma! Grandpa!"

Virginia: "Happy birthday, sweet little Riley! Can I give you a hug?"

[Grandma Virginia gives Riley a birthday hug]

Veronica: "Okay, before we get started, where's the Supernanny?"

Someone offscreen: "Here I am!"

[Jo appears dressed as Ranger Rabbit, the mother of Elinor and ranger of Animal Town]

[Troy's Friend name Derek comes]

Derek: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RILEY!!!"

[Michael's Friend named Bryson came]

Bryson: "Hi Riley."

Jo: "Even I was at Riley's Elinor Wonders Why party."

Bryson: "Michael do you want to go to pool?"

Michael: "NO!!!"

Jo: "Okay, let me light the Curious Campfire. You can make some delicious s'mores."

[Jo lights up the Curious Campfire.]

Veronica: "Okay, I booked the Elinor cosplay, the magician and the nature documentary and they'll be in any minute."

James: "I also got the Elinor Wonders Why bounce house and the H2O Just Add Water pinata ready too. They'll be here any minute too."

Jo: "Alright, follow me and we'll go to the Famous Scientists Museum."

[The kids except for Emmy and Corey wearing there swimming Suits and Jumps into the pool]

Jo: "Not Until Michael went inside and goes to his room to watch SML, and Jasper wanted the theme to be Word World."

Veronica: "Michael, we are not in here watching SML, you got to see some Famous Scientists."

Michael: "NO!!! BITCH!!!"

Jo: "Here we have Roseli Ocampo. She is a desert explorer."

Jasper: "I don't want Elinor Wonders Why! I wanted the theme to be Word World!"

Veronica: "Jasper, it is not Word World, it is Elinor Wonders Why, so deal with it!"

Jo: "Next up, Irene Pepperberg, a scientist who takes care of Alex, who is her talking bird. She experimented with Alex to help the bird talk."

[20 minutes later]

Veronica: "Alright, the Elinor Wonders Why bounce house has arrived, and so is the pinata."

James: "And the documentary and the magician."

Riley: "Elinor's here! Yay!"

Elinor: "Happy 3rd birthday, Riley!"

'''Jo: "Is that Elinor? Is that really Elinor?"

[Elinor gives Riley a big hug]

Elinor: "Alright, let's play musical statues. If the person doesn't stop dancing when the song "Seminole Wind" by John Anderson has stopped, they are out. Now let's play."

[Elinor turns on the song "Seminole Wind" by John Anderson and the guests begin to dance until Jasper doesn't stop dancing.]

Elinor: [to Jasper] "You're out!"

Jasper: "That's not fair!"

[Jasper schemes as he changes "Seminole Wind" by John Anderson to the Word World theme song]

Elinor: "And... start dancing!"

[Elinor turns on the song but she doesn't hear the supposed song, but she hears the Word World theme song]

Elinor: "That's the wrong song!"

Veronica: "Jasper, we don't ever change the music during a party game! Now I have to switch it back!"

Elinor: "You can do it!"

[Veronica switches back to "Seminole Wind" by John Anderson]

Elinor: "Where were we? Start dancing... again!"

[The guests dance, until Emily isn't dancing]

Elinor: [to Emily] "You're out!"

[Emily goes to the buffet table and adds fireworks to the Elinor Wonders Why cake]

Elinor: "Start dancing!"

[The guests dance, until Michael isn't dancing]

Elinor: [to Michael] "You're out!"

[Michael goes into the house, picks up Final Destination 5, and replaces the nature documentary with it]

[25 minutes later]

Elinor and everyone else, except for Riley: (singing) "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Riley. Happy birthday to you."

[Riley begins to blow the candles out, but it starts to explode]

Elinor: "Oh my word! What just happened? We need more observations!"

Veronica: "I have a spare cake for Riley. This cake has Hannah Montana on it!"

Elinor: "Bring it here!"

[Veronica brings the Hannah Montana cake out, and lights the candles, and before they know it, Riley blows them out without ever having an explosion on it]

Elinor: "All right! This time there was no explosion! You can have some cake, otherwise I made the most delicious Backyard Soup in the world! You can also have carrots, healthy granola bars, bunny shaped Rice Krispies treats, carrot sticks, Riley Wonders Why Logo Cookies, Ice Cream, Candy, 3 Shaped Cookies, Ruffles, Ari's Cake Pops, Best Banana Bread of All, Cookie Dirt With Gummy Worms and Chocolate Bunnies!"

Party Aftermath
Elinor: "Jasper, Emily and Michael, what the f**k! Oops, I shouldn't say that in my show!"

Veronica: "Thanks Elinor. Anyway, we don't change the music during Elinor's party game, put fireworks and sparklers in the cake and replace the nature documentary with an intense horror film!"

Elinor: "Yeah! Explorers orders!"

Discipline
Jo: "I'm teaching James and Veronica how to use The Time Out."

Jo: "Go down to the child's Level, Use a Firm Voice and Give a Child One Warning, If the Child does it again and Put Them in Time Out and Explain them why they're in time out and set the timer for one minute per of the age, If the Child acts up or gets out then set the timer again when Their Time Out is Over then Explain them again and Tell them I want you to say your sorry!!!"

Jo: "Until Sasha, Urho and Anastasia starts to act up."

[Sasha, Urho and Anastasia cry, scream and wail]

Jo: "Stop it you guys! Oh, where's Riley?"

'''Jo: "She sneaked into Cloud 9 with Veronica's credit card in her hand and she used it to buy the Elinor Wonders Why playset she wanted. Now let's see what happens."

[Riley goes into Cloud 9, uses credit card to buy the Elinor Wonders Why playset, and takes it home]

Veronica: Riley, what is that box?

[Riley shows the Elinor Wonders Why playset to Veronica]

Veronica: WHAT THE FUCK!

'''Jo: Yes, that playset. Now that she got it, it's time for the fireworks to go off.'''

[Riley screams]

Veronica: "LANCE NO!!!"

[Veronica stays silent and hears an Elinor Wonders Why song called "Do You See That Blinking Light" coming from her phone]

Veronica: Riley! Turn that off!

[Sasha breaks Lamp]

Urho: " " (Translation: FUCK!!!)

[Charlie, Rory, Lance and Jack destroy their beds]

Jo: "James go down to Charlie, Rory and Lance's Level and give them a Warning."

James: "What about Jack?"

Jo: "Jack does not get a Timeout due to his Sanfilippo Syndrome."

[James goes down to Charlie, Rory and Lance's Level]

James: "Charlie, Rory and Lance if you keep destroying our property then you will go to Timeout!!!"

[Sasha breaks Door and James places him to Naughty Room]

James: "Sasha, Your in Timeout because You didn't listen to me, Now stay there for 7 1/2 minutes!!!"

Homework Station (Working with ADHD and Asperger's Syndrome)
Jo: "Brandon has Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder while Charlie has Autism Spectrum Disorder. So Today I'm Introducing Homework Station."

Good Eater
Jo: "The Kids are often Picky Eaters. So Today We're Introducing Good Eater."

Baby Log
Jo: "James and Veronica don't give attention to Emmy and Corey. So Today I'm introducing Baby Log."

Bye Bye Bottle
Jo: "Ryan is 4 years old, Vinnie, Tatum, Collette, Jack, Lance and Riley are 3 and Stewie, Clara, Finn, Oliver, Tommy, Randy and Jasper are 2 years old but They still drinking out of baby bottles. So Today I'm introducing Bye Bye Bottle."

Jo: "Okay, James and Veronica get a Trash Bag because We're throwing Ryan, Vinnie, Tatum, Collette, Jack, Lance, Riley, Stewie, Clara, Finn, Oliver, Tommy, Randy and Jasper's Bottles away because they're too old for a bottle."

Snack Jar Technique
Jo: "The Kids ages 2 to 12. Constantly eating Junk Food 24/7. So Today I'm Introducing The Snack Jar Technique."

Riley vs. ABCMouse.com
Jo: There's something about Riley's favorite TV show.

[Riley looking up random things about Elinor Wonders Why, until she sees an ABCMouse.com logo in a picture of Elinor Wonders Why.]

[The camera zooms in to the new Elinor Wonders Why cover picture for Facebook, to the banner that reads "Series Funding Provided By" with the CPB logo, the McCormick logo, and of course the ABCMouse.com logo]

Riley: Mommy!

Veronica: Oh yes, what is it, Riley?

Riley: I just saw this thing that they're doing to Elinor Wonders Why.

Veronica: What is new with Elinor Wonders Why?

Riley: They said that ABCMouse.com is supposed to be a new sponsor to it.

Veronica: Oh yeah, ABCMouse.com, that was one of the sponsors for Arthur, right?

Riley: Yeah, and Super Why too.

Veronica: Ok, so first Arthur, then Super Why, and now Elinor Wonders Why?

Riley: Yeah.

[Michael comes in]

Michael: ABCMouse.com is funded for Elinor Wonders Why? I thought that was for Super Why!

Veronica: Riley found that on the internet.

[Michael starts getting annoyed and smirking]

Michael: "Oh, Riley are you still watching that stupid show."

Onward
[Harry listening to Body by Tion Wayne and Ross Millions Ft: ArrDee, E1 (3×3), ZT (3×3), Bugzy Malone, Buni and Darkoo]

Veronica: "Harry We're cleaning the mansion!!!"

Harry: "But Mum I want to listen to Rap!!!"

Veronica: "Harry This is Your Warning If you don't help us to clean the mansion, Your Going to Naughty Log!!!"

Jo Frost leaves for Good
Jo: "Time for Jo Jo to leave!!!"

Riley: "Don't Leave Jo Jo!!!"

Jo Frost: "Sorry Riley, I have to help other families."

Riley: "Are You going to visit us?"

Family Update
[The Kids except for Emmy and Corey swimming in the pool]

James: "Since Jo Help us, The Kids started to be Happy, Getting Along and Respectful."

[Michael cleaning the plates]

Veronica: "Since Michael got treatment for his ODD, He is know Obedient and Not Losing his Temper Easily."

[Ryan and Vinnie drinking Orange Juice from their sippy Cup]