Supernanny Monopoly: Electronic Banking 2/Orla's 2010 Christmas

Meet Peppermint Pattie the Elf on the Shelf
Nicole: Ladies, I have a surprise for you. Santa Claus sent a very special guest to keep an eye on all of you. Meet Peppermint Pattie the Elf.

Christmas Shopping
[Orla takes herself out of her leash harness and shoplifts a Dora the Explorer book]

Security Guard: "Ma'am, I need to take a look in your pocket."

Nicole: "What is going on?"

Nicole: "Wait a second, I thought I had her on a leash harness so that I could keep an eye on her."

Security Guard: "I don't know how she managed to escape."

Nicole: "She must have been a pretty clever and sneaky one, huh?"

Christmas Pageant
[Orla attacks Nicole in the leg]

Nicole: "Ouch, that hurts."

Looking for Peppermint Pattie the Elf
(We see Peppermint Pattie on the Shelf with a sign reading, "Elf on Strike! When the naughty goes away, I will come back to play. Be nice to your sisters and mommy. Love Peppermint Pattie.")

Christmas Eve
Skyla: "Where'd all the cookies go?"

Haidyn: "Mommy, all of the fudge is gone!"

Orla: "I don't wanna eat it! It's yucky!"

[Orla shoves the plate of spinach at the wall]

Nicholas: "FOOD FIGHT!"

[Nicholas, Orla, Melody, Catherine, Madeleine and Bianca engage in a food fight]

[Madeleine hits Aunty Lisa with plum pudding]

Aunty Lisa: "Oh, my word!"

[Orla throws the ornaments at Aunty Lisa]

Aunty Lisa: "Oh, my lord!"

[Orla knocks over the christmas tree, and Skyla is pinned by the tree]

Orla: "Fuck!"

Skyla: "Mommy, Aunty Lisa! Help!"

Nicolas: "Aunty Nicole, Skyla's been hurt!"

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! That is enough!"

Orla: "SHUT UP SMELLY WHORE!"

[Orla throws the ornaments at Nicole]

Aunt Lisa: "Oh, no! Not my favorite ornament!"

[Nicole drags Orla to a couch and places Orla upon her knee]

Nicole: "If I have to sizzle your rear to fix your attitude, then that's the way it's going to be..."

[Nicole spanks Orla's butt]

Orla: "OWWW! MOMMY!"

Nicole: "Naughty girl!"

Orla: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR HAIDYN,SKYLA, AND KAYLA!"

Nicole: "That's because they have good behaviors, unlike you."

Orla: "You are a piece of (bleep)!"

Nicole: "This language will not be tolerated!"

[1 minute after the spanking is complete]

Nicole: "Now go to the Naughty Pit and think about what you have done!"

[Orla goes to the Naughty Pit and sits there]

Orla: "Hmph!"

(We see Peppermint Pattie the Elf on top of the Christmas tree)

Christmas Day
[Orla, Kayla, Skyla, Madeleine, Nicholas, Catherine, Melody and Haidyn are asleep in the guest room]

Christmas Breakfast
[The whole Birou extended family is gathered in the dining room for breakfast]

[On the breakfast buffet table, we see toast, strawberry preserves, croissants, Christmas breakfast casserole, breakfast calzones, eggs and muffins, breakfast pita wraps, Swedish tea log, stuffed peaches, apple glazed sausage and bacon, grapes, heavenly cheese molded salad, chocolate chip muffins, waffle quiches, Spanish hot chocolate, freshly squeezed orange juice, Spanish tropical salad, coffee with milk, scrambled eggs in puff pastry, cinnamon rolls, French apple pie, eggs Lorraine and chocolate chip coffee cake]

Orla: "Cinnamon rolls! Yummy!"

Nicole: "Here's your freshly squeezed orange juice."

Orla: Thanks Mommy

Playing in the Snow
[Madeleine, Orla, Nicholas, Haidyn, Catherine, Melody, Bianca, Skyla and Kayla are outside, playing in the snow]

[Orla takes off her snow pants and pees in the snow]

[Orla defecates in the snow before putting her snow pants on]

[Orla builds a fort out of snow and throws a snowball at Nicholas]

[Nicholas throws a snowball at Orla, but misses]

[Orla goes out of the fort and pushes Nicholas to the snow]

[Nicholas gets up and then he, Haidyn, Kayla, Bianca, Skyla, Madeleine, Catherine (who is on the sled) and Melody begin chasing Orla]

Cut to:

[Nicole, Aunty Lisa, Grandma Birou and Aunty Carol are inside making Christmas dinner]

[Nicole looks out the window]

Nicole: "Oh, how nice to see all the children playing outside."

[Orla builds an igloo out of snow and pelts her sisters with snowballs]

[Bianca, Madeleine, Kayla and Melody begin building a snowman]

[Haidyn and Skyla make snow angels]

[Aunty Lisa comes outside and brings Catherine into the house]

Aunty Lisa: "Catherine, come dear. It's time for your nap."

Cut to:

Orla: "I'm gonna get you girls."

[Orla then chases Skyla and Melody]

Christmas Dinner
[On the table, we see pear tart, potato gratin, orange-glazed carrot ribbons, Standing Rib Roast with Porcini and Bacon Sauce, roasted beets and baby greens with Coriander Vinaigrette and Cilantro Pesto.]

Time to Open Presents
[Catherine, Melody, Bianca, Orla, Nicholas, Skyla, Haidyn, Kayla and Madeleine look inside their stockings]

Madeleine: "Lookie! I got a Barbie Doll, some candy canes, a gift card to Toys R Us, a Jeanette TY Beanie Baby and a box of crayons! What did you guys get?"

Nicholas: "I got candy canes, Spongebob TY Beanie Baby, tickets to Disney World, silly putty, a yo-yo, a squirt gun and a toy car!"

Catherine: "Baba, Target, monkey, candy, color..."

Aunty Lisa: "Oh, look! Catherine got a box of crayons, some candy canes, a gift card to Target, a teddy bear, a Boots plush doll, and a Brittany TY Beanie Baby."

Bianca: "I got Simon TY Beanie Baby, candy canes, some tattoos, a ring, a Mickey Mouse keychain and a Tinkerbell necklace."

Kayla: "I got candy canes, a stuffed white tiger, a Chinese fingertrap, a yo-yo, Theodore TY Beanie Baby and a little stuffed zebra."

Skyla: "I got an Alvin TY Beanie Baby, a bottle of bubbles, a Diego plush doll, some candy canes, silly putty, a bouncy ball and a stuffed white tiger."

Haidyn: "Look it! I got candy canes, an Eleanor TY Beanie Baby, a Pudsey Bear, silly putty, a Dora the Explorer DVD and a Polly Pocket!"

Orla: "I got coal..."

[Orla finds a note from Santa which says, "Orla, Peppermint Pattie the Elf told me that you were a very naughty girl this Christmas. You hurt your sisters, said bad words, got kicked out of preschool, broke things, broke the elf rule by touching Peppermint Pattie, tortured your mommy, said mean things, and wrote very bad words on the walls. Better luck next year. Signed, Santa" in cursive.]

Orla: "Santa's poo-poo..."

The Missing Presents
Nicholas: "Mom, Aunty Nicole, I can't find my presents. I'm sure they were under the tree."

Skyla: "I can't find my presents either,"

Nicole: "Let's see who stole them."

Melody: "Maybe it was the Grinch."

[Nicole notices Orla, who is walking by with a ton of presents in her arms]

Nicole: "Orla, you stole them!"

Orla: "HA HA!"

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! Why did you do something that's considered greedy?"

Orla: "I didn't get any presents from Santa."

Nicole: "Santa put you on the Naughty List. That means you do not deserve any presents until next Christmas."

Orla: "SANTA IS POO-POO!"

Nicole: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ORLA JASMINE, YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO THAT BEDROOM OF YOURS AS SOON AS WE RETURN HOME, and take the lump of coal with you! I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR BARNEY & DORA THE EXPLORER DVDS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!"

Orla: "I WANNA WATCH BARNEY & DORA THE EXPLORER!"

Nicole: "Too bad! You will not for the rest of the year!"

Orla: "I'm gonna pee in my pants, then!"

Nicole: "Don't pee your pants or you will lose them for two weeks! Deal?"

[Orla pees her pants]

Nicole: "Right! They are gone for two weeks. In addition, you lost your play car for 5 days! You are also not allowed to watch TV for the rest of the year!"

Orla: "I WANNA SEE THE BALL DROP ON TV AND I WANT MY PLAY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Nicole: "You should have thought about it before you started misbehaving."

[Orla flips off Nicole and Aunty Lisa]

Aunty Lisa: "Oh, my lord!"

Skyla: "Mommy...Mommy..."

Nicholas: "Mom, Aunty Nicole, Skyla's hurt..."

Kayla: "Mommy, Skyla needs help."

Haidyn: "Aunty Lisa, Skyla's been pinned! She's hurt!"

Catherine: "She's pinned under the tree!"

Orla: "SCREW YOU SKYLA!!!"

Nicole: "Continue this behavior and you will not watch TV for a month!"

Bianca: "I'll get help, Skyla."

Nicole: "Orla, after the holidays are over, it's military school for you."

Skyla: "Mommy, help..."

(the adults lift the Christmas tree off of Skyla)

The good kids reveal all their presents
[Kayla opens up all her presents]

Kayla: "Mommy, look! I got Barney DVDs, tickets to Disney World, Pokemon DVDs, Barbie vanity set, Dora the Explorer books!"

[Haidyn opens up all her presents]

Haidyn: "Look, I got an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie DVD, a new bike, a Rapunzel my-size doll, tickets to Disney On Ice, a Disney princess Dress Up Trunk, a Hello Kitty plushie!"

[Skyla opens up all her presents]

Skyla: "I got Beauty and the Beast DVD, a Disney Princess backpack, a trampoline, a Barbie my-size doll, a Disney Princess Storybook!"