Brahm and Treat get sent to Military School

The decision
Brahm and Treat: "We don't wanna go!"

Nicole: "Sorry, but you need to go anyway."

Brahm: "Why?"

Nicole: "I'm sending both of you to Military School! Besides, you asked for it. You were being complete brats."

3 weeks after the boys have left
[Nicole is taking the girls to Chuck E. Cheese]

Cut to:

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Do 3 laps both of you!"

Brahm and Treat: "We will pee in our (bleep)ing pants then!"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "10 LAPS!!!!"

Treat: "NO!!!! SHUT UP, (bleep)er!"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "30 LAPS!!!! IS THAT FINAL?????"

Brahm: "SUCK MY (bleep), CRAM IT, SHOVE IT AND BITE IT!"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "35 LAPS!!!! IS THAT FINAL????"

Treat: "NO! BITE ME!"

[Brahm punches Sgt. Melissa Patrick's nose and causing it to bleed]

Cut to:

[Orla doing her homework]

Nicole: "Girls! Dinner's ready!"

Skyla/Haidyn/Kayla: "Oh boy! Dinner!"

Orla: "Coming, Mom!"

4 weeks after the boys have left
[Nicole takes the girls to DisneyQuest]

Cut to:

[Brahm holding a bowl of hot water]

[Treat looks for a boy sleeping]

[Brahm puts the bowl down]

[Treat puts the boy's hand in hot water in the bowl]

[15 seconds later: Boy sleeping pees his pants]

???: "Look what you've done!!!!"

[Boys are laughing at him]

[Brahm and Treat are video-recording their victim peeing his pants, and posting the video online for everyone to see]

Sgt. Mellisa Patrick: "BRAHM AND TREAT!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON????"

???: "Brahm and Treat made me pee my pants."

Cut to:

[Nicole and her daughters are jumping on Skyla's trampoline]

The call
[Phone rings]

Nicole: "Hello?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Mrs. Birou-Jennings, your twin sons are monsters!"

Nicole: "What?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "They pulled pranks, chucked water balloons, made a boy wetting himself while he was sleeping with hot water in the bowl, prank-called a local Pizza Hut restaurant and ordered 880 pizzas with my credit card...they even made other children and the staff watch an internet video called 2 girls, 1 cup, I was like OMG! They also called me a fat, stupid and ugly woman!"

Nicole: (gasps)

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "YOU NEED TO COME PICK TREAT AND BRAHM UP NOW!"

Nicole and Robert get extremely furious with Brahm and Treat
[A furious Nicole drags Brahm and Treat to the couch]

Nicole: "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PRANK-CALLED PIZZA HUT AND ORDERED TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF JUNK FOOD IN MILITARY SCHOOL MISTERS!"

Brahm: "We dare and we did!"

Nicole: "YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THE FACT LONGTIME SGT. MELISSA PATRICK FAILED TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU GUYS!"

Treat: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

Nicole: "That can affect your health. If you eat too much junk food, you can become ill and die out."

Brahm: "YOU MUST BECOME ILL AND DIE OUT!"

[Nicole loses her temper]

Nicole: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING!"

[Brahm spits in Nicole's face]

Nicole: "You've worked my nerve this time, but now, there shall be one alternative left... BOOT CAMP!"

Brahm: "Will we make fancy boots and design them?"

Nicole: "Not even close. It's a facility where they straighten you out."

Treat: "You're both big, big poopy-butts!"

Robert: "BRAHM ALLAN AND TREAT TRITON, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

[cut to]

Nicole: "Sometimes I wish I didn't have any little boys via artificial insomniation,"