Sanderman Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of credit
Speaker: "The Birou family was found last week ..."

Orla: "I ... HATE .... CARROTS!"

Announcer: "With the most challenging behavior she has ever encountered."

Orla: "I do not care, it was probably this green smoothie garbage!"

Announcer: "Now Jo Frost visits Los Angeles, California"

Emma: Tony, you put that back.

Speaker: "And hell breaks loose in the Sanderman family."

Emma: "Tony, what's in your bag?"

Speaker: "Where we meet a guy who has a bad case of sticky fingers"

Emma: Where did you get the sheet sticker?

Tony: I do not know

Speaker: "And meets his older sister"

[Tony meets Roberta]

Roberta: "Ow!"

Announcer: "Leave mother with Tony ..."

[Emmy takes Tony out of time]

Announcer: "... to relax in the Naughty Pit."

Emma: "You stay here, sir!"

[Tony walks out of a shop with a stolen monkey keychain]

Emma: "Tony ... let me see what you have there ... (panting to see that he stole a monkey chain from the toy store) Oh no, you're kidding me ..."

Narrator: "And if that's not bad enough, Jason leads his siblings like a wolf pack in chaos."

[Jason runs through the China store throwing priceless antiques while Roberta and Tony push up the furniture]

Announcer: "Since three bulls are falling apart in China Shop ..."

Jason: Go to (beep) you stupid (beep)!

Roberta: "Shut up!"

[Tony is screaming]

Narrator: "... that's what the family does too, as Tony's behavior gets out of hand, things turn bad, and to make matters worse, Mom has just been released from her job after her little boy Tony stolen from the store previously worked at."

Emma: When my boss found out that my kid was taking cognac from the store, he said to me, "Emma, ​​I'm sorry to say that, but you're fired."

Announcer: "Can Jo put an end to Tony's bad case of sticky fingers forever?"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's have a look at what family we've got, shall we? In Los Angeles, California, where we will help a family who has three crazy children. I repeat, let's take a look."

Emma: "Hi, we're the Sanderman Family."

Joey: "I'm Joey, and this is my wife, Emma. We have three kids: Jason is 8, Roberta is 5, and Tony is 2 1/2. Our kids are acting like maniacs,"

[Jason screams]

[Roberta hits Emma and runs around the house]

[Tony screams]

Roberta: "Shut up, YOU STUPID MORON!"

[Jason, Tony, and Roberta are playing with the Carpet Cleaner on display in the store, making a huge mess]

[Jason is driving his dad's car]

[Roberta is taking a joyride on a steamroller]

[Tony throws food on the floor]

Joey: "But our biggest problem is our youngest child, Tony, because whenever we are out in public places, he wanders off and steals various things."

[Tony sneaks a box of crayons into his pocket, and he walks out the door of the store with the stolen crayons]

Emma: "Tony, stop."

Joey: "Tony stole various things from different stores, like bars of candy, sticker sheets, boxes of crayons, packs of gum, ray-bans, movie DVD's, and toys. You name it, he steals it. I fear that one day in ten years time, he is going to land himself in a Juvenile Detention Center,"

Emma: "Because of his sticky fingers, I even got fired from my job at the store where he stole a $150 bottle of Cognac."

Joey: "Not only does he steal from the stores, but he also hits his sister, Roberta."

[Tony hits Roberta]

Roberta: "Ow!"

Emma: "And then she hits him back,"

[Roberta hits Tony back]

[Tony and Roberta start screaming and hitting each other]

Joey: "Which adds fuel to the fire,"

Joey and Emma: "Supernanny, if you can..."

Emma: "Please, please help us."

Jo: "Joey and Emma, hang in there. I am on my way,"

Observation begins
[Tony stuffs a sheet of stickers into his shirt]

Emma: "Tony, what do you have under that shirt? Show me."

Tony: "Nothing!"

Emma: "Are you lying to me?"

Tony: "No!"

Emma: "You promise?"

Tony: "Ya."

[Roberta walks up and pulls the sheet out from under Tony's shirt]

Roberta: "He's lying."

[Tony jumps onto his sister. The kids roll around on the floor, fighting]

Emma: "Tony, Roberta. STOP IT!"

Jason: [laughs] "This is funny!"

Jo: "Funny? Now I don't think so, Jason."

Jason: "That's cause you're (beep)"

[Jo looks shocked]

Jo: "Oh my word!"

Jason: "I don't like Nanny Jo. She seems like a real killjoy to me."

[Roberta giggles]

Jason: "Make sure the nanny hears that"

Sanderman Family Issues
Jo: "Next, Emma had to go to the mall to do some shopping. So I could see firsthand how Tony behaves out in public."

[Tony runs away from Emma]

Emma: "Tony, come back here."

[Tony stuffs his shirt with a sheet of stickers]

[Tony stuffs his pocket with a monkey keychain]

[Tony walks out of the store with a stolen monkey keychain]

Emma: "Tony, did you take anything that we did not pay for?"

[Tony shakes his head 'no']

Emma: "You promise?"

[Emma checks Tony's pockets and shirt]

Emma: "Tony...let me see what you have there...( gasps to see that he stole a monkey chain from the toy store) Oh, no. You have got to be kidding me..."

[Tony just grins]

Roberta: "He stole that."

Tony: "Shut up, you idiot."

Emma: "ANTHONY!"

Tony: "Roberta told on me."

Emma: "And you STOLE! That is not okay!"

[Tony ignores Emma and attacks Roberta]

Emma: "Not again."

Jo: " Her children are beating up one another and all Emma does is say not again?"

[Tony stops beating up Roberta as she begins to cry]

Tony: "Ha ha!"

Emma: "Tony, that was not nice."

Tony: "You are not nice."

Jo: "I couldn't believe it. He is two years old!"

Parent Meeting
[Jo, Joey and Emma are at the kitchen]

Jo: "Let's talk about Tony"

Jo: "Tony shoplifts everything from the store and he could go to jail."

Naughty Pit Technique
Jo: "I am now going to introduce..."

[Jo brings out a colorful clean trash-can sized piece of furniture]

Jo: "...the Naughty Pit. This is where Tony will be placed if he behaves unacceptably. First, you give your son a warning to stop the behavior with an authoritave voice. If he carries on, Emma, I want you to take him straight over to the Naughty Pit, and he will stay there one minute per year of his age. Then you, literally, come down to his level, make eye contact with him, and explain to him why he was put into the Naughty Pit. The first time you place the child into the Naughty Pit, place..."

[Jo brings out 10 red bean bags]

Jo: "...10 beanbags into the Naughty Pit as well and then walk away. Everytime Tony leaves the Naughty Pit before his time is up..."

[Jo brings out two more red beanbags]

"...you will throw in two additional beanbags into the pit."

Emma: "What's the point of these beanbags?"

[Emma places 10 beanbags into the Naughty Pit]

Emma: "Tony, you do not hit your sister like that because that behavior is unacceptable, do you understand?"

[Emma confiscates Tony's orange duck plush and puts it in the time-out box]

Jo: "No. Tony goes in the Naughty Pit. Not his toy."

[Jo bends down to Tony's level.]

Jo: "Tony, this behavior is unaccepable. You do not hit Roberta. You will now sit in the Naughty Pit for two minutes."

Tony: "No way."

Jo: "Yes."

[Jo places Tony in the Naughty Pit. Tony tips over the Naughty Pit and crawls out.]

Tony: "Haha!"

Jo: "Emma, add two more beanbags and place him back in the Naughty Pit."

[Emma chases down Tony and puts him back in the pit]

Jo: Eventually Tony gives up and does his 2 minutes on the naugthy pit.

2 minutes later

Emma:Tony the reason you were place in the Naughty pit was because you hit your sister. Now i need apology so does your sister.

Tony:Sorry Mommy

Tony:Sorry Roberta.

Emma:Thank you

Roberta:Thank you

Naughty Corner
Jo:This is the naughty Corner for when Roberta misbehaves.

Emma:Okay

Jo:When Roberta is naughty after a verbal warning. He will be sent to the Naughty Corner where he will stay for 5 minutes.

Emma:Okay

Naughty Room
Jo:This is the naughty room for when  Jason misbehaves.

Emma:Okay

Jo:When Jason is naughty after a verbal warning. Jason will then stay in the Naughty room for 8 minutes.

Emma:Okay

Caught Red-Handed
Security Guard: "Excuse me, son. I'd like to have a look inside your jacket,"

Jo: "Sure enough, Tony had been caught stealing a pack of gum."

Emma: "Not again."

Tony: "Mommy stole it."

Security Guard: "Your mother stole this?"

Tony: "Ya!"

Emma: "I did not."

Tony: "Yes. Mama stole it and gived it to me."

Jason:No Tony did it I saw him.

Emma:Tony you do not take things from the store unless Mommy has paid for it. You are going to the Naughty Pit when we get home.

Tony:NO!!!!!!

Kids Gone Wild
Tony: "Roberta! Stop bothering me!"

Tony: "Jo-Jo!"

Jo: "Yes, Tony?"

Tony: "Roberta is bothering me!"

Jo: "Roberta, stop with that behavior right now! If you carry on I will place you in timeout in the Naughty Corner! Do you understand!"

Roberta: "Shut the f*** up!"

Jo: "That's It! Go to the Naughty Corner right now!"

Roberta is sent into the Naugthy Corner.

Jo:I have placed you on the Naughty Corner because you would not stop bothering your brother with your behavior. Now stay there for 5 minutes.

5 minutes later:

Jo:Roberta you were placed  on the Naughty Corner because you would not stop bothering your brother with your behavior. Now I need an apology

Roberta:Sorry Jo

Roberta:Sorry Tony.

Jo:Thank you

Tony:Thank you

DVD Meeting
[Footage of Tony chasing Roberta with a spoon of peanut butter]

Emma: "Tony, STOP!"

Jo: "Emma, why didn't you put him in the Naughty Pit?"

Emma: "I don't really know. I should have."

Jo: " You most definitely should have."

Meeting Jason’s Teacher
Emma: “Hello!”

Teacher: “Hello!

Emma: “What’s your name?”

Teacher: Ms.Whittaker

Emma: “Hello, I’m Emma.

Emma: “So, what you do you do when Jason is doing something wrong.

Tony vs the Babysitter
Jo: "When Mom and Dad are going out for dinner, they hire a babysitter named Serena."

Serena: "Hi, I'm Serena. I'm certified in First-Aid and CPR, and I'm a junior in high school."

Emma: "That's great. The emergency numbers and contacts are right on the refrigerator, Tony's naptime is at 2:30pm, Jason is allergic to milk, and Roberta has peanut allergies."

Serena: "Okay, great. I'll keep that in mind."

[Emma hands Serena some list of instructions]

Serena: "Thanks. You guys have a great time."

Bye Bye Jo-Jo
Jo JO is going to leave now.

Tony: Bye bye Jo

Robetra: Bye Bye Jo

Jason: Bye Bye Jo

Enma: Bye Jo