Cap Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...."

Gloria: "My word, this family is so huge!"

Announcer: "Gloria returns to her hometown of Manhattan to help out a family with a thousand adopted children beating the Sevick Family."

[Mulan screams]

Cap Family House
[Gloria witnesses a mansion with 6 floors]

Meeting the children from Japan
[Gloria sees Shinji, Hitomi, Chikayo, Satoshi, Kai, Mao, Hikari, Kasumi, Tariko, Shizuka, Takao, Kenji, Yukina, Mako, Sakura, Yoshi, Daisuke, Toshio, Yusake and Hiromi watching Pokemon Black and White]

Gloria: "Hello, how are you?"

[The Japanese vigintuplets look back, confused]

Marci: "They have a hard time speaking English."

Gloria: "Maybe I can teach them English."

[Yukina is seen playing with her Cubchoo plush]

[Mao is seen playing with her Pikachu and Eevee plushies]

[Kasumi is seen playing her Pokemon White 2 game]

Gloria: "And how old are they?"

Marci: "They are all 6."

[Sakura is seen dressed in a pink kimono]

Kids from Brazil
Marci: "Now Gloria, I would like you meet "

Meeting the Children from Venezuela
Marci: "This is Alejandro, Yoli, Julio, Yosibell, Liam, Viki, Osmer, Winy, Lavena, Gliosmar..."

Kids from South Korea
[Gloria goes to the 2nd floor and meets Kwan, Joon-ho, Hyun-jung, Kum-ja, Kun-sun, Jae-hwa, Jin, Ja-hoon, Jung, Chul, Hae, Jin-ho, Gab-do, Eun-mi, Eun jung, Eun-young, Joo-chan, Eui-kon, Ji-Kwong, Ha-Neul and Eunkyhung]

[Eun-mi is having patsbingsu]

Vigintuplets from Kenya
Marci: "There's Noorkisaruni, Bonface, Habiba, Lisimba, Pasua, Obama, Kipenzi, Chuki, Faiza, Clemo, Hawa, Akello, Verdez, Lameck, Amos, Gakere, Bayyina, Sisya, Nonier and Wambua."

Meeting the vigintuplets from Ireland
Gloria: "Who are these kids?"

Marci: "Their names are Donovan, Pierce, Margaret, Melvyn, Raicheal, Tibbot, Ealga, Jarlath, Hinolair, Conor, Lilas, Delaney, Teagan, Finn, Declan, Riley, Graham, Cara, Darby and Archibald."

Introducing the children from Sweden
Gloria: "Hey, who are these kids drawing on papers?"

Marci: "We have Ebba, Vilda, Saga, Ester, Scout, Dolph, Ulrika,..."

Meeting the Children from France
[Gloria comes into a room and sees Eclair, Lucas, Louis, Camille, Enzo, Hugo, Chloé, Marie, Matteo, Ynès, Ethan, Noah, Emma, Catherine, Henri, André, Pierre, Suzanne, Françoise and Sylvie.]

Gloria: "How old are they?"

Marci: "They are 5."

Catherine: "Bonjour, Gloria. How do you do?"

Meeting the children from Zambia
Gloria: "And who are these kids?"

Marci: "Their names are Jafar, David, Chisomo, Miriam, Zvpdon, Saasa, Sonkwe, Shex, Albertina, Perina, Pangzenghui, Mwenya, Febian, Cheyenne, Wamunyima, Chaka, Silvestor, Stephen, Lumamba and Nascimanto,"

Meeting the children from Denmark
[Gloria goes to the front room and meets Sebastian, Frida, Storm, Josefine, Anton, Laura, Ida, Selma, Rasmus, Maja, Mikkel, Nanna, Magnus, Freja, Sander, Alberte, Emil, Malou, Felix and Mathilde playing and building with LEGO block towers]

Marci: "These are our 18-month-old vigintuplets from Denmark."

Gloria: "Hello!"

Meeting the kids from Poland
Gloria: "Who are those kids here eating lunch?"

Marci: "That's Jadwiga, Jola,  Madej, Jacek, Jerzy, ...and there's Adamski, Adelina, Beata, Anna, Rola, Mila, Ola, Estera, Artur, Natalia, Danica, Pela, Krzysztof, Staly and Marcin."

Children from Mexico
[Gloria goes in and meets Axayacatl, Zeltzin, Acacitli, Chantico, Ayauhcihuatl, Chicomecoatl, Atlacaya, Itzli, Atl, Chantico, Papantzin, Motecuhzoma Mayahuel, Tepin, Xochitl, Papan, Acolhnahuaca, Macuilmalinal, Atotoztli and Izel]

Gloria: "Why hello there, everyone!"

Chantico: "Hola, Gloria!"

Gloria: "How old are you all?"

Papantzin: "Somos los ocho años de edad." (Translates to: "We are all eight years old.")

Kids from Scotland
[Gloria goes out and meets Leslie, Brodie, Blake, Evan, Fraser, Duncan, Christy, Scott, Blair, Jamie, Isobel, Ainsleigh, Lindsay, Annabel, Tavia, Bonnie, Kenzy, Dallas, Cameron and Tara]

Vigintuplets from Chile
[Gloria sees Nulpi, Lucero, Yenien, Tamara, Lilen, Zahndra, Yerimen, Cristobal, Javeria, Manuel, Hector, Marco, Ricardo, Esteban, Jorge, Juan, Ignacio, Macarena and Romina]

Introducing the children from India
Marci: "This is Abeer, Gandha, Hardik, Kaksi, Kakshi, Kami, Kuber, Mukut, Mahaki, Malini, Malika, Nikhat, Prem, Sugandha, Shefali, Subash, Shushma, Sourabh, Kaksi and Parimal."

Children from New Zealand
Marci: "Over there is Helen, Taika, Gaston, Toa, Niki, Merata, Rudall, Gaylene, Costa, Gustav..."

Kids from Canada
[Gloria goes into a room and meets Martin, Avril, Celine, Justin, Gordy, Adolph, Kadim, Alannah, Demarco, Emma-Lee, Drayden, Ebony, Elijah, Jo-Beth, Johnpaul, Jody, Gavin, Julessa, Karessa and Hank]

Gloria: "Hi! How are you?"

Ebony: "We are doing good, thank you."

Gloria: "How old are you all?"

Emma-Lee: "We are 3."

Gloria: "Nice to meet all of you!"

[Avril presents flowers for Gloria]

Avril: "I brought some flowers for you, Gloria."

Gloria: "How sweet of you."

Kids from Turkey
Gloria: "Who are these kids from Turkey anyway?"

Children from Finland
[Gloria goes up to the fifth floor and meets Outi, Jyrki, Minna, Sami, Aini, Toivo, Inka, Miska, Pinja, Mikko, Selka, Saku, Aama, Joni, Henna, Jussi, Mikaela, Siiri, Jani and Tatu playing with their Angry Birds plushes]

Kids from Egypt
Marci: "We have Marik, Hosni, Anwar, Nadia, Menna, Madiha, Laila..."

Kids from Greece
[Gloria goes to the kitchen and meets Cyrano, Delia, Bazil, Kaylee, Nicole, Lily, Alexander, Colin, Olivia, Sophia, Denny, Kalonice, Kassandra, Lysander, Sirena, Linus, Lyris, Maurice, Madge and Mariano]

Meeting the children from England
[Dennis appears]

Gloria: "Hi, Dennis!"

Dennis: "Welcome, you bratty woman!"

[Dennis throws a bag of Percy Pigs at Gloria]

Marci: "That is Dennis. Over there is Minty, Oliver, Jacob, Gardenia, Violet, Joshua, Aggie, Beatrix, Burrell, Fuchsia, Murgatroyd, Charlie, Thomas, James, Alfie, Caimbrie, Harry, Willliam and Alicia,"

[Violet is hugging her Pudsey Bear]

[Gardenia is reading a book to her Pudsey Bear]

Meeting the children from South Africa
[Gloria goes into the parlor and meets Aaliyah, Moses, Ayanda, Maletsatsi, Fikile, Botle, Molapo, Tau, Polo, Nthofeela, Palesa, Nandi, Basetsana, Dintle, Nokresimesi, Moshe, Banele, Mareka, Butholezwe and Filemone]

Meeting the children from Spain
[Gloria goes into a den and meets Blanca, Miguel, Monica, Carlos, Lorena, Pedro, Silvia, Jordi, Julia, Aaron, Andrea, Javier, Lucia, Antonio, Lorena, Raul, Aitana, Enrique, Candela and Sergio]

Meeting the children from Saudi Arabia
[Gloria goes into a room and meets Romaisa, Mariam, Aryan, Rida, Arham, Adyan, A'yan, Afreen, Aamish, Ammarah, Saba, Ejaz, Lama, Yara, A'azz, Sohail, Irfan, Faheen, Aabida and Laila]

Meeting the Children from China
[Gloria goes to the dining room and meets Mulan, Hao, Ming-Hoa, Li Ming, Fang, Kong, Da-Xia, Kun, Jing-Wei, Kang, Ling, Xi-Wang, Mei-Lin, Xiaoping, Xin, Zhong, Yan-yan, Piao, Jiao-jie and Zhu]

Meeting the Children from Russia
Gloria: "Right over there is Kobe, Anya, Demetri, Larisa, Gawel, Kilys, Micro, Orya, Mylo, Nadine, Panas, Ninja, Vladimir, Irina, Pavel, Jania, Sashenka, Laika, Waclaw and Yelena and they are almost 2 years old."

[Nadine is reading an Anastasia picture book]

[Gawel is looking at an American Tail picture book]

Meeting the children from Iceland
Marci: "We have Ísak, Katrin, Iris, Bjorn, Einor, Harpa, Inga, Oskar, Dagur, Gunnar, Júlíus, Hermann, Thordius, Ragheidur, Gudny, Brynjar, Anita, Einor, Tinna and Emil."

Oskar: "Velkomin heim til okkar, Gloria!" (Translation: "Welcome to our house, Gloria!")

Gloria: "Nice to meet you."

Kids from Australia
[Gloria goes into the backyard and meets Ellora, Vixen, Bindi, Shanu, Sowmya, Tobias, Guransh, Rasta, Tabrez, Runee, Fadumo, Areeba, Aace, Cody, Zaya, Rhythm, Chameleon, Zarish, Suja and Reggae]

Cody: "G'day, Gloria!"

Observation Begins
Dennis (One of the vigintuplets from England): "You stupid Italian hag, shut the (bleep) up!"

Marci: "Hey, I do not appreciate you being racist to me just because I was born in Italy."

[cut to]

Moses (one of the vigintuplets from South Africa, talking to his other vigintuplet siblings): "Yo, dudes! We South Africans own a party limo so we can party all day with our pals and go to the mall tonight to steal stuff!"

Aaliyah: "Oh, yeah! Party!"

[The South African vigintuplets scramble into the party limo and drive away]

Marci: "Come back, now!"

Moses: "So long, suckers!"

Monica (One of the vigintuplets from Spain): "No espere por nosotros!" (Translates to: "Don't wait up for us!")

Polo: "Losers!"

cut to:

[Gloria is in the kitchen talking to Marci]

Gloria: "Did any of your kids ruin any holidays?"

Marci: "Of course! Christmas was ho-ho-horrible! At the mall, our South African vigintuplets stole from stores and the security guards caught them when they stole a few items. When we went to a Christmas Carol play, Mulan and some of her vigintuplet siblings ruined it by tearing the curtains with a knife and destroying the scenery on stage by setting it on fire. The South African vigintuplets, Mulan, Dennis, and several of the other kids found nothing but coal in their stocking on Christmas day. Also on Christmas dinner, they started a food fight. On New Year's Eve, the South African vigintuplets decided to steal a few things from the mall including cigarettes and drugs. They also partied with Moses' best friend named James at his house without permission and they all got into bottles of vodka. They also used fireworks without permission and started a fire that was so large it burned down one home. Moses' friend's mom and I got a call from the police stating all of the information about this incident. They were arrested for doing so and got put in jail for a period of 2 weeks and they missed the ball drop at times square."

Gloria: "What about Thanksgiving, St. Valentine's Day, Halloween, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day?"

Marci: "Thanksgiving was nothing but a disaster. The kids had a food fight. Mulan begged for rice instead of turkey. They also played football in the house when we asked them to play the game outside."

Gloria: "How did Halloween go?"

Marci: "It was downright awful. Mulan ran in the streets and then peed on it, which I found utterly disgusting. Dennis threw rocks and other objects at a neighbor's house. Celine shouted "Trick or Poopyhead" towards one of the neighbors. When we returned home. Mulan gobbled up the rest of her siblings' candy. Also, the South African vigintuplets purchased some dynamite and bombs on eBay and they threw it at my car. It was damaged and they attacked the Japanese vigintuplets with a hammer and stabbed them all with knives. They were arrested by the police because of this."

Marci: "As for St. Patrick's Day it was a disaster. The Malaysian vigintuplets got intoxicated during a parade."

Gloria: "My word...."

Matthew: "Fourth of July was terrible."

Gloria: "How so?"

Matthew: "St. Valentine's Day was abysmal. When we were at a Valentine's day festival, the trouble began."

The Phone Call
Nicole: "Hello, who is this calling, please?"

[Nicole is at the vet with her dog, Lucy]

Dennis pokes fun of Matthew
Dennis: "Daddy is a four-eyes!"

Matthew: "Stop poking fun of me, mate!"

Dennis: "You are a nerdy (bleep)!"

Matthew: "I said stop it!"

Dennis: "Well, you are a bratty nerd! (bleep) YOU!"

Matthew: "That langauge shall not be tolerated under any circumstances."

Dennis: "Dad, you are a four-eyed freak! You can be in a freak show!"

Around the World Reward Chart
Gloria: "I introduced the Around the World Reward Chart for the parents."

Gloria: "I would like you to use the Around the World Reward Chart to reward your children when they reach their goal."

Marci: "Sounds good."

Matthew: "Brilliant if you ask me!"

Discipline
Gloria: "It wasn't long before the Chinese vigintuplets wanted rice, but the parents said they are having vegetables for tonight. They then threw a fit."

Yan-yan: "我討厭蔬菜!" (Translation:"I hate vegetables!")

Marci: "Yan-yan, we are having vegetables, sweetie."

Yan-yan: "但我們想飯!" (Translation: "But we wanted rice!")

[Yan-yan and her other vigintuplet siblings scream at the top of their lungs]

Gloria: "Marci, I would like you to give the kids a warning, and if they misbehave, place them in timeout."

Marci: "Guys, this is your warning, if you don't come with us to eat your veggies, you are going in timeout. Do you understand?"

[Mulan throws her plate of veggies against the wall]

Marci: "Right! Naughty Circle!"

Mulan: "不，我不想去超时t!" (Translates to: "No, I don't wanna go to time out!")

[Marci places Mulan onto the Naughty Circle]

Marci: "You were placed on the Naughty Circle because you didn't listen when you were asked to eat your vegetables."

[3 minutes later]

Mulan: "Sorry, mommy."

Marci: "Thank you. I accept your apology."

[Marci and Mulan hug]

Dining Out
Hostess: "Party of...1,002?"

[Matthew, Marci, Chikayo, Tariko, Kasumi, Satoshi, Kenji, Chul, Camille, A'azz, Cameron, Cristobal, Cyrano, Colin, Rhythm, Fang, Charlie, Kai, Caimbrie, Chantico, Mulan, Yan-yan, Moses, Yukina, Mao, Catherine, Chloé, Christy, Celine, Cody, Chameleon, Yoshi, Mei Lin, Carlos, Candela and the rest of the family are seated at a restaurant]

Celine: "These carrots are yucky!"

Mulan: "我不喜欢芹菜!" (Translation: "I don't like celery!")

Dennis: "I am not gonna try spinach!"

[Celine pushes her bowl of carrots away from her]

Henri: "Sacre bleu!"

Stay in Bed
Gloria: "The younger kids refused to go to bed and wanted to stay up extra late doing activities."

Celine: "We don't wanna go to bed!"

Marci: "Celine. You need to sleep. It's bedtime."

Mulan: "I'm not sleepy."

Yan-yan: "Me neither!"

Mulan: "I'm not ready to go night-night!"

Celine: "I am not tired, mommy!"

Marci: "Come on, it's bedtime, everybody!"

Learn English
Gloria: "I taught the sets of vigintuplets that do not understand English very well some English via Learn English."

Drug Disposal
Gloria: "I decided to dispose all the drugs the teenage kids were using."

Baby Log
Gloria: "Since mom and dad often lose track of keeping an eye on the babies, I decided to give them the baby log."

The Russian Vigintuplets' 2nd Birthday Party
Gloria: "When the Russian vigintuplets turned 2, they had an Anastasia-themed birthday party."

[Anya opens her present to an Anastasia Alexandra and Nicholas Hinged trinket box she has received from her friend Josie]

Anya: "Спасибо, Джози! Вы самые лучшие!" (Translates to: "Thanks, Josie! You are the best!")

[Nadine opens her present to an Anastasia soundtrack]

[Ninja opens her present to an Anastasia: Adventures with Pooka and Bartok CD-ROM]

Gawel: "Thank you, mommy, for throwing this party for me and my siblings."

Mommy and Me
[Mei Lin is seen creating a dragon sculpture out of clay]

Marci: "Nice sculpture, Mei Lin."

Mei Lin:“谢谢你，妈妈. ” (Translates to: "Thank you, mommy.")

[Yukina is seen creating a swan scuplture]

Matthew: "Yukina, that is a beautiful sculpture! I like it!"

Yukina: "ありがとう、お父さん. "  (Translates to: "Thanks, dad.")