Moranis Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Willow weeps]

Announcer: "Jo meets a widowed mother who lost her husband in a tragic car accident."

Submission Reel
Jo: "We're in Massachusetts to help a recently widowed mom. So why don't you join me?"

???: "Hi, I'm Willow, and we're the Moranis Family. About six months ago, my husband Norman was tragically killed in a car accident."

[We see a picture of Willow's late husband, Norman]

[A shot of Norman's rolled-over Lexus sedan from the car crash]

Willow: "With Norman gone, it's frustrating and difficult to raise all 7 of my kids on my own."

Moranis Family Home
[Jo steps out of the car, walks up to a lovely-looking 2-story house and rings the doorbell]

[Willow answers the door]

Jo: "Hi, I'm Jo Frost. Pleased to make your acquaintance. You must be Willow Moranis."

Willow: "Yes, I am."

Jo: "I am very sorry for the loss of your husband. My condolences."

Observation Begins
Night: "I want my binky."

Regan: "I want my bottle."

[Willow picks up some junk in the backseat of the car]

Phoenix: "No! Not my Barney book!"

Willow: "Which book?"

Phoenix: "My Barney book was right here in the car."

Willow: "You mean this Barney book you haven't seen for three weeks?"

Phoenix: "Yes! I did, mommy!"

Phoenix: "Yes!"

Phoenix: "I want it! I want my Barney book!"

Dinner Time
Jo: "The whole Moranis family sat down at the table, and dinner was a complete disaster."

Regan: "No! You don't get it!"

[Phoenix throws his plate across the table]

[Draco and Phoenix scream]

Christine: "(bleep)!"

[Night, Regan, and Talbot throw their cutlery]

[Phoenix throws spaghetti at Draco]

Willow: "It was more like feeding time at the zoo."

Draco: "I hate broccoli!"

Christine: "(bleep!"

Jo talks to Christine
[Jo walks into Christine's bedroom and finds Christine sitting on her Monster High bed and looking at a photograph of Norman]

[In Christine's bedroom, we see Monster High dolls, accessories, posters, toys, and clothes in her closet]

Jo: "Hi."

Christine: (solemnly) "Hi."

Jo: "Who is that?"

Christine: "That's daddy."

[Jo sits on the bed next to Christine]

Christine: "He was the most wonderful daddy in the world."

Naughty Room
Jo: "Later on, Mom asked Christine to turn the TV off and start her homework. However, Christine was having none of it."

Willow: "Christine, please turn off the TV and start your spelling homework."

Christine: *whines* "But I'm watching Sonny With A Chance!"

Willow: "Hey, this is your warning. If you do not do as you are told, then you're going to the Naughty Room, in addition, I am taking one of your Monster High dolls away. Do you understand me?"

Jo: "Christine turned the TV off, but then threw the remote at her mother."

Willow: "Ow! Okay, that's it! Into the Naughty Room you go! Move it!"

Christine: "I WAS WATCHING SONNY WITH A CHANCE!!!!!"

[Christine pushes Willow]

[Willow puts Christine into the Naughty Room]

Willow: "You are staying in the Naughty Room for six minutes because you didn't listen to me when I told you to start your homework."

[Willow confiscates Christine's Monster High Sweet 1600 Frankie Stein doll and puts it into the toy time-out box]

Christine: *sobbing* "BUT I WAS WATCHING SONNY WITH A CHANCE. I WANNA WATCH IT."

Willow: "You know the rules Christine, no TV until homework is all done."

[Willow walks away]