Derry Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight, on Supernanny...

[Jo rings the doorbell]

Announcer: Jo goes to Augusta, Maine to visit a family...

Butch: You don't smoke cigarettes. You're 12, for (bleep)'s sake!

Beverly: Guess what? I can do whatever I want to!

Announcer: ...with a single father...

Butch: Henry!

Announcer: and 9 kids...

[Henry is smoking a cigarette]

[Patrick smacks Mike with a moist towelette]

[Henry throws spitballs at Bill]

Announcer: While the oldest four are the worst-behaved...

Patrick: (bleep)!

[Reginald burps at Eddie's face]

[Victor farts on Mike]

Announcer: ...the youngest eight are well-behaved...

[Richie rubs on top of Eddie's head with his fist]

Richie: Who's laughing now, Eddie spaghetti?

Eddie: Hey, stop that!

Announcer: ...but only one of them is adopted from the Barbados.

Mike: Hey, dad, I got an A in chemistry.

Butch: That's very nice.

Announcer: Can Jo deal with the oldest four?

Submission reel
[We see a few shots of Augusta, Maine]

Jo: Hi, I am here at Augusta, Maine to visit a man with nine kids. Let's take a look.

'''Butch: Hi, I am Butch Derry. I'm 59. I lost my wife from a car crash 5 years ago. She was 52 at this time.

Mike: And I am Mike Derry. I am 12 years old and I am from the Barbados.

Butch: I had a lot of kids'''

[We see Victor and Reginald arm wrestling]

Butch: Victor and Reginald are 18...

[We see Patrick using a lighter and a spray bottle]

Butch: Patrick is 17...

[We see Henry throwing darts]

Butch: Henry is 16...

[We see Bill, Stan, Eddie and Richie watching TV]

Butch: Bill, Stan, Eddie and Ritchie are 13...

[We see Mike reading The Catcher in the Rye]

Butch: Mike is 12...

[Ben and Beverly listening to New Kids on the Block together]

Butch: Ben and Beverly are 12...

[Georgie is building a paper boat]

Butch: And Georgie is 9...

Reflection Room
[Henry sees Eddie using an inhaler]

Henry: Hey, nice inhaler, wheezy.

[Henry steals Eddie's inhaler]

Eddie: HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!

[Henry throws the inhaler to the ground]

Eddie: Stop it!

[Henry laughs as he smashes the inhaler with his foot]

Eddie: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Drug Disposal
[Beverly smokes a cigarette]

Jo: YOUNG LADY! What is that on your mouth?

Beverly: A cigarette.

Jo: A CIGARETTE? You have got to be kidding me. It gives you lung cancer.

Beverly: So?