Yang Family/Transcript

Bedtime
Jo: "It was bedtime, the girls were watching a movie in their room."

[Sandy, Rita, Stella, Linda, Dora, Sienna, Piper, Sharee, Malaika and Melanie are in their bedroom, dressed in their Disney Princess nightgowns and watching Disney's Beauty and the Beast on their bedroom TV]

Celeste: "Girls, it's time for you all to go to bed."

Linda: "NO!!!! WE ARE NOT!"

Celeste: "Come on, Linda. Even little princesses need their rest."

Show Time
[Linda plays the Disney Princess CD on her Disney Princess Jewelry CD boombox]

[Music plays "If You Can Dream," by the Disney Princesses] Jo: "The girls were putting up a show for mom and dad. Melanie set up the costumes and the stage scenery, while Linda provided the music."

[Piper comes out dressed as Ariel]

Piper: (singing) "There is a world where hope and dreams can last for all time...a wonderous place to go, you'll know it where your heart finds..."

[Stella comes out dressed as Princess Jasmine]

Stella: (singing) "Hearing our song as old as rhyme...hold my hand, we're gonna fly...what a magic ride, and just a kiss away..."

Stella and Piper: "If you can dream..the wish we're making on a star is coming true."

[Rita comes out dressed as Pocahontas]

Rita: (singing) "The colors of the wind will lead my heart right back to you..."

Piper, Stella and Rita: "...'Cause if you can dream...reflections in a diamond sky come shining all through..."

[Sienna comes out dressed as Princess Aurora]

Sienna: (singing) "Romance will always be so new, and love will save the day...if you can dream..."

[Sandy comes out dressed as Snow White]

Sandy: (singing) "Someday my prince will come, it's certain as the sunrise..."

[Malaika comes out dressed as Cinderella]

Malaika: (singing) "One day the slipper fits, and you see the love in his eyes..."

[Sharee comes out dressed as Belle]

Sharee: (singing) "It's a tale as old as time, there's no mountain we can't find...when you're finally mine, and just a kiss away..."

Piper, Stella, Rita, Sienna, Sandy, Malaika and Sharee: "If you can dream..."

Kent: "My daughters were singing so, so beautifully..."

[Dora comes out dressed as Mulan]

Dora: (singing) "Romance will always be so new, and love will save the day, if you can dream..."

Sharee: "So the story goes, never tire the rose..."

Stella: "There's a whole new world waiting just for us, waiting just for us."

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, Malaika ruined Sandy's solo by punching her in the gut, and then the other girls went down as well."

Sandy: " Romance will always be so---"

[Malaika knocks Sandy down by pushing her]

Sandy: "Oof!"

Piper: "And love will---"

[Sandy falls over and bumps into Piper]

Piper: "Ugh!"

Dora: "Love will---OOF!"

[Dora falls down along with Piper and Sandy.]

Celeste: "Oh, no!"

[Sienna and Rita also fall down]

Celeste: "Right, Malaika! BED!!!"

Malaika: "Already?! It's not even 8:00."

Celeste: "Because you punched Sandy in the stomach and ruined the whole show, you will be going to bed right now! And in addition, you will lose all of your Disney Princess dolls and Bratz dolls for two whole weeks!"

Malaika: "Awww, man!"

Kent: "Right now, young lady."

Jo: "All right, Kent and Celeste. I'll be seeing you tomorrow morning for a parent meeting."

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Jo lays down the royal rules."

Jo: "No punching, no pushing, no fighting..."

Announcer: "And introduces the Naughty Mat."

Celeste: "You are going to sit on the Naughty Mat right now, young lady!"

[Celeste takes Linda over to the Naughty Mat]

Announcer: "But will it be enough to tame these pampered little princesses?"

Melanie: "SHUT UP!"

Linda: "(bleep) off, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Rita spits in Celeste's face]

[Sienna runs into the street]

[Stella pushes Rita off the trampoline]

[Sandy knocks over a gargoyle statue]

Piper: (whining) "Mommy! I want that toy!"

[Malaika snatches Stella's Princess Jasmine doll]

[Dora plays with a machete]

[Sharee grabs Piper's face and pulls it towards hers]

Piper: "AAAAAAHHH! MOMMY!"

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."

Naughty Mat Technique
Celeste: "You are going to sit on the Naughty Mat, young lady!"

[Celeste takes Linda by the hand and puts her on the Naughty Mat]

[Rita spits in Celeste's face]

Linda: "(bleep) off, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Sienna runs into the street]

[Stella pushes Rita off the trampoline]

[Sandy knocks over a gargoyle statue]

Shared Play
[Malaika snatches Stella's Princess Jasmine doll]

Celeste: "Malaika! Give the doll back to Stella!"