Thomas Has Returned to the Dark Side/Transcript

The Beginning of Mischief
[Courtney reads an Ever After High book]

[Thomas peeks in]

Thomas: "Can I read too?"

Courtney: "No thanks, you misogynist."

Thomas: "Don't call me a misogynist, misandrist!"

Courtney: "Who cares? I can love boys who are hot but I can hate younger boys whatever I want. Only fictional characters who are male are pretty cool."

[Thomas tucks in his own Eddy plush]

Thomas: "You are such a misandrist for hating on me."

Courtney: "Boys like you act like brats whatever they want."

[Thomas pulls Courtney's hair]

Courtney: "Ouch, you misogynist!"

[Courtney hits Thomas]

[Thomas hits Courtney]

Josephine: "Fight fight fight fight!"

Annabelle: "Josephine, don't tell Courtney and Thomas to fight. If you do that, you will be in a Naughty Tuffet for 14 minutes."

Courtney: "We are fighting because I called Thomas misogynist and he called me misandrist. He said that I am a misandrist who hate boys!"

[Annabelle confiscates the Eddy plush]

Thomas: "That's mine! Give it back, now!"

Annabelle: "You lost it for not letting you read the Ever After High book. It is hers."

Courtney: "I have Type 1 DIabetes. I am a girl who loves watching TV and hates food."