Fliany Family/Transcript

Blake vs. Jo
Jo: "Blake is still acting violent and is threatening to kill me."

Blake: "Go to the wall, Jo! Because I am killing you!"

Jo: "Stop it! If you continue, you are going to the Naughty Tuffet, understand?"

[Blake ignores Jo and pushes her to the wall and laughs at it]

Juliette: "Blake, sit on the Naughty Tuffet, please."

The Twins' 3rd Birthday Party
Jo: "Once the twin girls became 3, they were having a PB&J Otter themed-birthday party."

Juliette: "Blake, Tyson, come join your little sisters."

[PB&J Otter music is playing in the background]

Blake: (mumbling to self) "I'd rather eat live snakes with rabies....."

[On the buffet table, we see Babbleberries, Giggle Melons, a PB&J Otter Cake, Pinch's Pretty Pinch Punch, Snooties' Sausages, Flick's Cheese and Quackers, Pompalopes, Peanut's Fish and Chips, Jelly Otter Jell-O, Noodle Dance Noodles, Munchy log Chewies, Peanut, Baby Butter and Jelly's super sandwiches]

Juliette: "Look, girls. Your friends, Sophie, Helen, Yuki, Adam, Lucy, Rosie, Corey, Eliza, Sandy, Orla, Samantha, and Jenny are here!"

Lianne: "Hi, guys, come in!"

Rosie: "Wow!'

Orla: "It's going to be so exciting!"

Corey: "It will be so fun and cool!"

Jo: "The kids also played games such as Otter Races, Pin the Fish on Peanut, Babbleberry Scatter, Pompalope Relay, Oodelay-O Bingo, Flick’s Obnoxious Obstacle Course, Noodle Freeze Dance, and Munchy’s Log Roll."

Jo: "But before they can even get started, Blake ruined it."

[Blake deposits lit fireworks and cherry bombs in the cake]

[The cake explodes]

Rita: "Oh, no! My cake!" (sobs)

Blake: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM FORCE-FEEDING YOU BOTTLES OF VODKA!"

[Blake force-feeds all of the guests bottles of vodka]

Lianne: (slurring) "Mumu, I...om...suu....syk..." (Translates to: "Mummy, I am so sick.")

Juliette: "Blake, come over here this minute! You are in big trouble, mister!"

[Blake consumes some vodka]

Blake: (slurring) "Ectuuallleee....I....om.....rooening....te....stoopid....purteeee..." (Translates to: "Actually, I am ruining the stupid party!")

[A Guest's mother brings out a spare birthday cake]

Guest's mother: "It's okay, I have an extra cake since my husband works at a bakery."

Juliette: "Thank you so much."

Jo: "And if things weren't bad enough, Tyson started to ruin the party. But this time, things have gotten worse."

[Tyson sets the Pin the Fish on Peanut (made out of paper on a cardboard wall) on fire with a cigarette lighter]

[Juliette gets out a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames]

[Tyson sets the Flick's Obnoxious Obstacle Course on fire with a match]

[Juliette uses the fire extinguisher to put out all of the flames]

[Tyson changes the music to Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef]

Juliette: "Oh my. Who changed the music?"

Tyson: "I DID, IDIOT! I WILL HAVE EMINEM!"

[Tyson replaces the punch with vodka and gets into one]

Tyson: (slurring) "Thes.......purtee......is......neeerrly.......rooend...Just......a.......fooo......morrrrr......theeengs...." (Translates to: "This party is nearly ruined. Just a few more things!")

[Tyson destroys the Babbleberry Scatter by hitting the bucket containing the berries hard with a hammer, causing all the berries to spill]

[Tyson replaces the logs for Munchy's Log Roll with beer in bottles]

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY!"

[Tyson turns on the hose and sprays it at all the guests attending the party including their parents]

[The guests and their parents scream and run away to their cars]

Jo: "TYSON! GET INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW! I AM EXTREMELY UPSET WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR! IT IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IT'S NOT A GAME!"

Tyson: (slurring) "Nuuuuuu!" (translates to: "NO!")

[Jo takes Tyson by the hand and deposits him on the Naughty Tuffet]

Tyson: (slurring) "Juuuu.......guuuuuuuuu......dyyyyyy.....beeeeeeeecuuuz........u.......arrrrrrrrrr.....ungraitfollll....." (translates to: "Jo, go die because you are ungrateful!")

Juliette: "As for you, Blake, you need to write a 250-word essay explaining the errors of your ways and then write an apology note to all the guests and your sisters."

Blake: (stops slurring) "NO, MOTHER! QUIT NAGGING ME!!!"

Juliette: "I SAID WRITE AN ESSAY!"

Blake: "NOT GONNA HAPPEN, CHUMP!"

[Blake puts a bottle of vodka in Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: (slurring) "Uuuu........haaaaaaaaveeeee........lust........urrrr.....compootur.......prevliges......." (translates to: "You have lost your computer privileges.")

[Rita and Lianne are in the house, crying]

Rita: "I hate Tyson...he's such a *sniff* big jerk!"

Lianne: "That Blake *sob*...I don't know why he's so mean! I didn't do anything to him!"

Jo: "Tyson is in time-out now."

Rita: (sniffs) "But he still ruined my *sob* birthday party..."

Lianne: "Alongside that *sob* Blake..."

Jo:

[Jo comes over to Blake and comes down to his level, but Blake force-feeds Jo a vodka]

Jo: "And all of a sudden, Blake force-fed me vodka."

Jo: (slurring) "Taaat......beeehavierrr.....ov......yeeurs........is........unacceptibull.......oonderstend?" (Translates to: "That behavior of yours is unacceptable. Understand?")

Narrator: "Coming up on Supernanny...Juliette loses it..."

Blake: "You can't tell me what to do! If I don't want to write an essay, then I won't do it and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Narrator: "...but Jo steps in..."

Blake vs. Juliette and Jo
Blake: "You can't tell me what to do! If I don't want to write an essay, then I won't do it and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Juliette: "I rather hate to burst your bubble, I can't deal with it."

[Juliette runs upstairs crying]

[Jo appears angry and raises her voice]

Jo: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN YOUR LITTLE SISTERS' BIRTHDAY! YOU ARE FORCED TO WRITE AN ESSAY EXPLAINING WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARTY AND EVERYTHING YOU DID THERE WAS WRONG! IT MUST BE DONE BY DINNERTIME, OTHERWISE YOUR PRIVILEGES WILL BE GONE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!"

[Rita is in her room, crying]

Blake: "(bleep) OFF JO! I'M NOT WRITING AN ESSAY AND THAT'S THAT!!!"

[Jo raises her voice louder]

Jo: "NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Blake flinches, and reluctantly gathers his a piece of paper and a pencil]

Juliette: "Jo's voice caused Blake to flinch and be scared enough to get started on his essay explaining what he did wrong."

[Blake begins writing his essay, under Jo's supervision]

Blake: "I hate this (bleep)ing essay!"

[A few minutes later, Blake attacks Jo]

Jo: "FINISH YOUR ESSAY!"

Rita: (sobbing) "Why does everything have to go wrong?! How could they ruin the party?!"

11 minutes later

[Juliette comes down the stairs]

Juliette: " Tyson. The reason why you were on the Naughty Tuffet is because you ruined your little sisters' birthday party. Besides this, you need to get up and start writing your own essay about the errors of your ways like your older brother. Say sorry to me now so you can begin your essay."

Tyson: "Sorry."

[Tyson gets started on his essay]

Blake: I'M NOT DOING IT!!!

[Blake rips up his essay before duct taping Jo's hands and ankles]

Naughty Tuffet
Jo: "I'd like to introduce to you, the Naughty Tuffet."

Jo gives up
Jo: "I'm leaving, I suggest you find yourself another nanny television show."

[Juliette is crying]