Movie Mix-Up/Transcript

The Request
[Samuel is in his room watching Happy Tree Friends on his laptop]

[A knock on the door is heard]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "Samuel! Open up the f***ing door!")

Samuel: (yelling) "ENTRY DENIED! I'm in the middle of watching HTF!"

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "NOW.")

Samuel: "Ugh! Fine!" (closes the laptop hard and opens the door) "What do you want?"

Dmitry: "" (Translation: "You have to bring us an Avengers: Age of Ultron DVD.")

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "Remember, this is a very simple job. Your intellect isn't high at all, so just buy the right s***!")

Samuel: (pushes Dmitry and Ri Dae-Jung aside) "Okay, get the f*** out of my way, I'll do it!"

[Samuel exits his room and leaves the base]

At the Store
[Samuel is browsing a video store in North Supernannya]

Samuel: "Where could it be?"

Shopkeeper: "Are you having trouble with what you're looking for, sir?"

Samuel: "No, I'm okay!"

[Samuel continues looking until he catches his eyes on Avengers 2 XXX: A Porn Parody]

Samuel: "That's the one! It has XXX on it, meaning it has more epic action!"

[Samuel goes to the shopkeeper's desk and puts the DVD on the desk. The Shopkeeper scans it, puts it in a plastic bag, and hands it back to Samuel with some change]

Shopkeeper: "You have six Supernannyan dollars in change. Thanks for shopping, come again!"

[Samuel leaves the store and returns to the TT10 base]

Not What We Wanted!
[Samuel comes in with the DVD]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: "What took that b*****d so long?")

Dmitry: "" (Translation: "Blame his lazy mind.")

Samuel: "Here you go, guys."

[Samuel presents the DVD]

Dmitry: "" (Translation: The f*** is this?)

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Samuel, this is porn!)

Samuel: "Well, um, I thought XXX meant it had more action."

Dmitry: "" (Translation: "That's not what it means, dumb***!")