Karen Family Visits Team Terrific 10 Base

Entering the base
Karen: Today we're traveling to the Team Terrific 10 base. Our goal is to try and get in the team. That way, I can use my powers to spread Yoko Ono's goodness!

Steven: There's more in the base than that.

Richard: I also wanna see what the locals are like in the base.

Karen blasts Yoko Ono's music, pissing off BE!Maria
Karen: Now that we're here, I'm going to spread the amazing musical abilities of Yoko Ono!

[Karen turns on her speaker and plays Yoko Ono's "Airmale"]

Karen: OH YEAH!!! SING IT!!!

[BE!Maria arrives, confused on what is going on]

BE!Maria: Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Karen: I'm spreading the word of Yoko Ono! You must like her, right?

BE!Maria: Like Yoko Ono? No thank you! She broke up the Beatles, and she screams like an ass, just like in this song!

Karen: Well that's bullshit! You're Asian-American, so you must like this!

BE!Maria: What? I'm Japanese-American, half-Japanese to be specific, and just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I have to like her music. I'm more into traditional rock and heavy metal music, my mom didn’t even like her music, My mom could sing Holy Diver by Dio.

Karen: ROCK AND HEAVY METAL?!?! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY STUPID POOR EXCUSE OF A SON RICHARD!!! THAT IS IT!!!

[Karen puts the volume way over the max, and the music can be heard from a mile away]

BE!Maria: That's it, I gotta stop this shitfest!

[BE!Maria grabs the speaker and slams it on the ground very hard, destroying it and stopping the music]

Karen: HEY!!! THAT'S MY PROPERTY YOU JUST DESTROYED!!!

BE!Maria: So what?! You're the asshole for blasting this shit and disturbing the peace!

Karen: (clenching her fists) YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!?! I'LL GO IF YOU WANT!!!

BE!Maria: Go ahead, but be warned, I'll destroy you!

[At this point, Steven arrives from all the commotion]

Steven: What is going on?

BE!Maria: This woman was blasting Yoko Ono music, and I had to destroy the speaker, and now she's trying to fight me!

Karen: SQUARE UP, BITCH!!!

Steven: That's my wife. I'm so sorry about this. Karen go away! I don't want a confrontation!

BE!Maria: Wait, her name is literally Karen?

Karen: Yes! Full name is Karen Karen!

BE!Maria: Your last name is Karen too?

Karen: Yep!

BE!Maria: This has to be a joke...

Steven: Yes, Karen is our last names. Now come on, Karen. Let's go somewhere else.

Karen assaults Lei and Fumei out of suspicions that they were stealing her vinyls
Lei: Are those vinyls from Yoko Ono?

Fumei: Yep. That right there is the Fly album she did. I don't like her, as she used her dead husband's bloody glasses in one of her albums "Season of Glass". I wouldn’t even use that if I was left a widow.

Lei: I agree. Her screaming is so atrocious, and it makes 6IX9INE sound like a singing angel in comparison.

Fumei: Wait, is that the Two Virgins album?

[Fumei pulls away the cover sleeve, and is shown the naked bodies of John Lennon and Yoko Ono]

Fumei: Jesus Christ.....Lei, I’ve seen you naked before, but damn....

Lei: Yoko's body is just as hideous as her music!, I wouldn’t mind seeing you naked considering we did it before, but fucking hell......

Fumei: “Yeah.”

[Just then, Karen arrives and is shocked to see what is going on]

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY VINYLS?!?!

Lei: No! We were just looking at them!

Karen: LIARS!!!

[Karen jumps on Fumei and begins to attack her]

Fumei: Hey! Get off!

[Lei tries to pull Karen away, but she throws a punch at him, though Lei misses]

Lei: What is your problem?! We weren't stealing your shitty vinyls!

Fumei: We were just looking at them! You didn't had to assault us like that!

Lei: Besides, if we were gonna steal them, we would've ran off by now! Not to mention that me and my wife are in two gangs! You're lucky we didn't kill your ass with that stunt!

Karen: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE TOUCHING PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!!!

Lei: “Why do we want a vinyl with a bloody pair of glasses and John and Yoko fucking naked, Even we both looked better naked and we’ve only been married for a few years!”

Richard meets BE!Maria
BE!Maria: So you must be the eldest sibling from the Karen family, right?

Richard: Yeah. Did they do something wrong?

BE!Maria: Yep! More specifically, your mother blasted Yoko Ono in an area, and I just got word that she assaulted Lei and Fumei because she falsely accused them of stealing her vinyls!

Richard: Oh man. I knew she would react like this! Don't worry, I'm nothing like her.

BE!Maria: Are you wearing an Iron Maiden shirt?

Richard: Yes. I listen to heavy metal.

BE!Maria: I do too. I'm more into bands like Dio and Black Sabbath.

Richard: I've also enjoyed listening to hard rock and grunge. One of my favorite rock albums is Pearl Jam's "Ten".

BE!Maria: Wow, you're actually pretty cool, unlike that asshole Mark...

Richard: Who's Mark?

BE!Maria: Mark is this crazy black metal elitist who blasted his music to Xiu-mei while she slept, and got pissed that Lei shot his boombox and called him a Jap, Lei’s a Macau Chinese.

Richard: Woah.

BE!Maria: He later later sexually assaulted me by grabbing my breasts, even after I told him that I was taken and I didn't want to engage in sex, except for Longwei, with contraceptives. I like black metal, but not when assholes like Mark come along!

Richard: What Mark did was disgusting! I dislike black metal, but I'll respect your opinion.

BE!Maria: “My mom liked heavy and black metal, she was a fan of JoJo.”

Richard: “Your mom?”

BE!Maria: “She died before my 14th birthday, she was beaten so badly her brain bled, she never woke up and recovered, My JoJo manga was hers beforehand and are a memento of the time I had with my mom, I grew up in a bad neighborhood, when my dad died, I ran from home, we were planning to move to Japan but the plans were cancelled, my parents before they did never understood why, AT that time, Japan didn’t sign the Hague convention, which makes it illegal for a parent to kidnap their own child to bring to their home country if both parents came from different countries.”

Richard: “I’m sorry to hear that, but do you at least like your fellow gang members?”

BE!Maria: “Yes, I do, My manga is all what’s left of her, the JoJo characters and powers, called Stands are all named after tarot cards, Egyptian gods and music, Araki loves fashion and western music.”

Richard: “Do you want to return to Japan?”

BE!Maria: “No, I have no desire to return and stay in Japan, My relatives, my uncle has two sons and I heard one of them fathered a child, I have no idea if they’re dead or not.”

Richard: “So, you have never seen them.

BE!Maria: “No, never, I told my uncle to tell them I died in a shooting, I don’t think they’ll like the fact their cousin kills people.”

Ken accidentally hits Xiu-mei during a panic attack
Ken: Ugh, this place is so loud... my anxiety is starting to kick in.

Xiu-mei: Daddy, is that the new kid?

Lei: Yes. You want to play with him?

Xiu-mei: Sure!

[Xiu-mei goes up to Ken]

Xiu-mei: Néih hóu! I'm Xiu-mei. What's yours?

Ken: (startled) WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!

[Ken starts to have a panic attack]

Xiu-mei: Um, are you o-

[Ken then ends up hitting Xiu-mei, and he spazzes out on fear]

Lei: (running to Xiu-mei) Are you okay?

Xiu-mei: I'm fine.

Ken: (afraid) I'm sorry! I had a panic attack! Please don't kill me!

Lei: Relax. I had a rough past, Xiu-mei, he didn’t mean it.

Xiu-mei: I can forgive you. You didn't mean to do it, Daddy said that.

Ken: (relieved) Thank you.

Xiu-mei: Wanna go play with my Toy Story dolls?

Ken: Sure! I like Toy Story too!

Xiu-mei: “I also like Cells at Work!, Daddy likes it too, I’ve seen a little of JoJo, I’m not allowed to see the whole series though until I’m older, says aunt Maria, Keshi and Toto, but Cells at Work! is made by the same people who do JoJo.”

Ken: “What else do you like?”

Xiu-mei: “I like DuckTales, Dora the Explorer and my qipao dolls, my family‘s Chinese-American, daddy and aunt Jiayi came from Macau though, Mommy is from a place called Chongqing.”

Ken: “What’s Macau?”

Lei: “It’s one of the special administrative regions of China like Hong Kong, They speak Cantonese there.”

Ken: “Thank you.”

[The two sit inside Xiu-mei’s bedroom]

Xiu-mei: “Usually, my mommy and daddy live seperately and there’s days when I’m with daddy and other days I’m with mommy.”

Ken: “Are your parents.....”

Xiu-mei: “No, mommy has her own job and daddy has his and due to the pandemic, mommy and daddy had to be together before the lockdown, I was taught both mommy and daddy’s language, they speak Mandarin and Cantonese respectively, I speak both.”

Ken: “What’s your favorite thing to do with your daddy?”

Xiu-mei: “Hair style, I like daddy’s hair, it’s long and pretty!”

Ken: “I’m sorry my mommy assaulted your mommy and daddy.....”

Xiu-mei: “Hm?”

Ken: “She caught them looking at her vinyls and hit them.....I’m sorry...”

Xiu-mei: It's okay. She needs to say sorry.

Ken: She never apologizes. She's weird to be honest.

Xiu-mei: “Does she like that lady that screams alot?, Daddy doesn’t really like her either.”

Ken: “Yes. Her name is Yoko Ono, and I hate her. Her screaming sometimes give me a panic attack.”

Xiu-mei: “My daddy likes all kinds of music, but his favorite is metal.”

[Xiu-mei picks up her Cells at Work! manga]

Xiu-mei: “My daddy gave me this, I like Cells at Work!, It’s funny and cute, There‘s a guy in it that goes ORAORA like the guy auntie Maria likes, he looks like a JoJo character.”

Gabbie flips the bird to Jiayi because she won't let her play with her gun
[Jiayi is seen cleaning her pistol]

Jiayi: It's been a while since I've cleaned this gun.

[Gabbie comes and she sees the gun]

Gabbie: Cool! Nice toy you got there!

Jiayi: That is not a toy. It is a real gun, and it can lead to serious consequences if handled incorrectly.

Gabbie: Oh. Well can I play with it?

Jiayi: No. Like I said, it isn't a toy.

Gabbie: (crying) WAH!!! LET ME PLAY WITH IT NOW!!!

Jiayi: No! Now please leave. I'm trying to clean it.

[Gabbie then proceeds to flip the bird at Jiayi]

Jiayi: Excuse me?! Where did you learn that from?

Gabbie: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!

Jiayi: (gasps) Where are your parents?

[Steven then arrives to see the commotion]

Steven: What happened?

Jiayi: Your daughter flipped me off and then cursed at me after I told her she couldn't play with my gun.

Steven: I am so sorry about this, m'am. Gabbie, where did you learn that language?

Gabbie: Mommy says it all the time and she doesn't get punished!

Steven: No she doesn't! Now let's go!

Gabbie demands she has Xiu-mei's Jessie doll, Karen then steals it from her, and then gets slapped by Lei
[We see Xiu-mei and Ken playing together]

[Gabbie then arrives and sees the Jessie doll Xiu-mei has]

Gabbie: Can I play with your Jessie doll?

Xiu-mei: Sure. You can play with it when I'm done.

Gabbie: (agitated) NO!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH IT NOW!!!

Xiu-mei: You have to wait!

Karen: (arriving) What is going on here?

Gabbie: That stupid witch won't let me play with her doll!

Xiu-mei: I'm not a stupid witch!

Lei: Oh, it's you again.

Karen: Long time no see, vinyl thief! Is that your daughter?

Lei: Yes.

Karen: Well tell her to give her the doll to Gabbie!

Lei: No. She needs to wait her turn.

Karen: Hell no she's not waiting!

[Karen then proceeds to snatch the Jessie doll away from Xiu-mei and then gives it to Gabbie]

Gabbie: Thank you so much!

Xiu-mei: Hey! Give it back!

Karen: No! You have to wait your turn!

[This pisses off Lei, and he proceeds to go up to Karen and slap her in the face]

Karen: (furious) WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HOW DARE YOU HIT A WOMAN YOU FUCKING WIFE BEATER!!!

[Fumei looks furious at her]

Fumei: “Lei never raised his hand towards me, you dumbass!, He’s not Chris Brown!

Lei: (holding back his rage) The last time someone took what I gave her as a gift, they destroyed it. She kicked her ass to the point she was nicknamed after Dio Brando by her aunts and uncle. Now back off bitch.”

Karen: WE WEREN'T GONNA SMASH THE DAMN THING!!! ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY WITH IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

Fumei: My husband is right. You don't take things from our daughter. Besides, that slap was payback for what you did to us earlier!

Lei: I also heard that you abuse your husband at home and think it isn't domestic violence. I’ve dealt with starvation and abuse thanks to a vile bitch and her daughter, and you remind me of them!

Karen: You know what?! You can have your gay ass doll back!

Lei: “Trust me, bitch, I’m doing you a favor!, Pissing off Xiu-mei is a death wish!”

[Karen gives the Jessie doll back to Xiu-mei and storms off with Gabbie]

Ken: “A favor?”

Lei: “Xiu-mei beat up a racist girl for ripping up her manga, they attacked us and Xiu-mei attacked her in retaliation, My Japanese fellow gang members compared her secret temper to Dio from Maria’s favorite manga.”

Ken: “Oh, Xiu-mei, are you aware of your nickname?”

Xiu-mei: “Dioko?, Yes.”

Karen throws a meltdown at the local marketplace
Karen: Where is the white vinyl to the Plastic Ono Band album?

Clerk: We sold the last copy to that customer.

Karen: OH HELL NO!!! GIVE ME THAT VINYL RIGHT NOW!!! I NEED IT!!!

Customer: No way! I paid for it fair and square.

[Karen then flips the cart and then destroys the items in it]

Customer: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Karen: FUCK YOU!!! I WANT MY VINYL!!!

Clerk: M'am, you need to calm down right now!

Karen: NEVER!!!

[Karen then has a meltdown and destroys the items on the shelves, knocks down the shelves, bombards the customers with apples and tomatoes, and blast the store speakers with Yoko Ono's "Fly" song]

Karen: I. WANT. MY VINYL. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clerk: YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT!!! As a matter of fact, you and your family are banned from this store!

Karen: FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE A SEXIST CUNT!!!

Steven: (arriving) Uh, honey, we need to go to the office. The higher ups want to speak with us.

Karen: Oh fuck, what do they want?

Kicked out
Reicheru: Words cannot explain how disappointed I am with this family.

Karen: What did we do wrong?

BE!Maria: You were blasting Yoko Ono's shitty ass music at full volume, you dumb fuck!

Karen: I was just showing you guys art! You normie fucks don't know real music!

Sophie: Also, when Lei and Fumei were looking at your vinyls, you falsely accused them of stealing them and assaulted them! We caught the entire incident on a security camera!

Karen: Well that was photoshopped! They really were trying to steal my vinyls!

Lei: Why the fuck would we want to steal Yoko Ono vinyls? Her music is abysmal!

Fumei: Plus, my husband and sister in law are from the Black Heaven Triad, and if someone were to jump on us like that, we would've killed them!

Xiu-mei: You even snatched my Jessie doll and gave it to Gabbie!

Karen: She wanted it!

Lei: "She wanted it" my ass! The last time someone took Xiu-mei's stuff, it was from a racist family whose daughter was an absolute shithead! She took one of her Cells at Work manga that I gave her and ripped it up! Xiu-mei went crazy and went high DIO on her ass!, Don’t fuck with her.

Xiu-mei: She's also one of the only people I hate! How would she feel if I ripped up a book her daddy bought?

Karen: I'm sorry for what happened to that book, but we weren't gonna do that to the doll! Gabbie just wanted to play with it!

Fumei: Even then, that spoiled brat could've just waited for her turn!

Jiayi: Speaking of which, Gabbie also flipped me off when I told her she couldn't play with my gun for safety reasons. You really need to control your daughter. She reminds me of the Slater family's kids!

Karen: Gabbie, if you do that shit again, I will place you in the torture chamber! Understand?

Gabbie: Okay...

[Lei, Fumei, Jiayi, BE!Maria, Reicheru, and Sophie give Karen a weird look]

Karen: What?

Lei: Excuse me?

BE!Maria: Did I just hear "torture chamber"?

Steven: Yep. Karen locks the kids in a small room and then proceeds to blast Yoko Ono's screaming in it. It can last up to an hour.

Karen: That is our discipline. Got a problem with that?

Reicheru: Yes! That is straight up child abuse!

Sophie: This is the first time I've heard of a family who literally uses bad music to punish their kids!

Xiu-mei: It must be bad for my new friend Ken. He told me he had Asperger's, and he can have panic attacks. He had one today and accidentally hit me, I forgive him, Daddy told me it was an accident.

Karen: ARE YOU SERIOUS, KEN?!?! HOW ABOUT I HIT YOU?!?!

Ken: No!

[Ken hides behind Xiu-mei]

Lei: Not in front of us, or we'd place you in a fucking coma! We will not tolerate child abuse of any kind at all!, Fuck you!, You remind me of my bitch of a foster mom!

BE!Maria: Reicheru also is autistic, and he hates to see special needs children abused like that.

Reicheru: I agree. The only people who were well-behaved were Richard, Ken, and Steven. Karen, you acted extremely violent and entitled, as you trashed a store and assaulted people for nothing! And Gabbie, when someone says no, they mean no. You don't flip the bird at them, and you especially don't get your mother to steal toys from little kids.

Gabbie: Whatever!

Steven: I am so sorry about all of this. Are we still allowed to join the team?

Sophie: No. The behavior we saw was unacceptable, you all except Gabbie and Karen can come back as guests, considering Ken’s new friendship with Xiu-mei.

Karen: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NO?!?! WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE AND WE WERE WELL-BEHAVED!!! EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID WAS WRONG!!! I WAS GOOD, GABBIE WAS GOOD, AND STEVEN, KEN, AND RICHARD WERE BAD AS SHIT!!! WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED BACK, NOT THESE GAY ASSES!!! LET US JOIN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DESTROY THIS SHITHOLE JUST LIKE I DID WITH THE STORE!!!

BE!Maria: You and your spoiled daughter were well-behaved? Do you even hear yourself?

Jiayi: Last time I checked, flipping the bird at people and stealing children's toys isn't good behavior.

Richard: By the way, Maria, do you want my phone number?

BE!Maria: Sure. We can talk on the phone and chat.

[BE!Maria and Richard exchange phone numbers]

Xiu-mei: “Wanna see me again sometime, Ken?”

Ken: “Sure, Daddy, can we see Xiu-mei again sometime?”

Steven: “Sure.”

Reicheru: This conversation is over. Now please leave.