Derry Family Visits Team Terrific 10 Base

Arrival
Butch: Well, we are here.

Richie: Isn't this like a base of ten superheroes?

Henry: No, fa****, now shut up and sit down!

Richie: But I am sitting down.

Butch: Quiet, Henry!

Ben: I bet we can have New Kids on the Block to come.

[Beverly lights up a cigarette]

Beverly: Yeah, whatever.

[As they get out of the van, they head for the TT10 base]

At the base
Reicheru: Hello, and welcome to the Team Terrific 10 base.

BE!Maria: Hey, I am Maria. So good to see ya.

Butch: Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck off.

BE!Maria: Don't mind if I do.

Henry, Patrick, Belch and Victor torture Mi-Yung
[Henry, Patrick, Belch and Victor are listening to "Tyrannical Decay" by Pathologist very loudly]

Henry: Hey, bandage lady. Wanna listen to gorenoise?

[Patrick laughs obnoxiously]

Mi-Yung (while straining badly): Um, no thanks.

Henry: Oh come on, I wanna take off your-

Mi-Yung (still straining badly): NO PLEASE!

[Henry entirely takes off the bandages as she screams and he, Patrick, Belch and Victor laugh]

Victor: Aw shit!

[Belch burps at Mi-Yung's face as the boys laugh]

Patrick: Look at her, blood and shit.

Victor: Talk about no ears.

[Henry records Mi-Yung without her ears as Mi-Yung cries]

Reginald: Holy shit, she has no ears.

Patrick: Yeah, just blood and shit.

Henry: What a freak!

Victor: Hey, nice "ears", freak!

[They walk away as Reginald burps at Mi-Yung again]

[Mi-Yung gets up and walks towards them, Throws her Bakugo plush to the side, visibly vexed at the four]

Reginald: ”Hey, no ears, You want a round two?!”

[Mi-Yung then throws Reginald on the floor and kicks him, Then steps on Henry’s foot, smacks Victor and shoves a piece of paper in Belch’s mouth, then puts her bandages back on]

Mi-Yung: (straining while signing) “Sorry, I can’t hear you.”

[Mi-Yung then stomps on Belch’s back and hits Reginald and keeps him on the floor]

Reginald: “YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH!”

Mi-Yung (straining while signing): “Don’t take off my bandages again, asshole.”

[Mi-Yung then picks up her Bakugo plush and walks away, them picks up Belch]

Belch: “You....fucking....”

[Mi-Yung headbutts him square in the face]

[Longwei walks in]

Longwei: What the hell is going on?

Reginald: “She assaulted me!”

Mi-Yung: (signing while mouthing): ”They took off my bandage and burped in my face, I headbutted one of them, kicked their asses.”

Ben meets Xiu-mei
[Ben is listening to "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids on the Block on his iPhone]

Ben: Oh, hey little girl.

Xiu-mei: I am Xiu-mei. That’s my mommy and daddy

Ben: Hi, Xiu-mei. I am Ben Derry. Wanna listen to New Kids on the Block?

Xiu-mei: ”No thanks.”

Beverly borrows cigarettes for BE!Maria and Longwei
Beverly: Hey, y'all want some cigarettes?

Longwei: How old are you again?

Beverly: Pshh, I am 12.

BE!Maria: You do know that smoking is bad for your lungs, right?

Beverly: HA! I don't give a shit nor a fuck! Try some.

[Beverly gives the two cigarettes]

BE!Maria: “No thanks, kid.”

Michael meets Mike
Mike: Who are you?

Michael: Huh, who's there? Are you a ghost?

Mike: No, it's me.

Michael: What the hell?

Mike: I am Mike Derry.

Michael: I do not know where you are.

Mike: Um, hello. It is me, Mike Derry. Adopted from the Barbados.

Michael: We are in the Barbados?

Mike: No, the whole base.

Michael: Oh, really. So, we have the same name?

Mike: Yup.

Michael: “I’m blind, hold on a minute.”

[Michael activates his powers]

Michael: ”Okay, I can make you out now.”

Mike: “Do you kniw any foreign languages?”

Michael: “Irish, first language growing up as a child.”

Bill and Georgie play with Xiu-mei
Bill: S-So, Georgie, who w-would you l-l-like to play with?

Georgie: Gee, Bill. I do not know.

Bill: Oh, h-hey. How about th-this girl?

Georgie: Hm, I dunno. She seems a little, sweet.

Richie befriends Jiayi
Richie: Hey.

Jiayi: Hi.

Richie: What's shaking, bacon?

Jiayi: Not much.

Richie: Say, have you heard about the Keenes? Their patriarch is such an ass!

Jiayi: Damn right.

Richie: While Darren and Xiu-mei are watching Steven Universe, his father accused him of being a d**e lover and slapped him in the thigh!

Jiayi: Yeah, should've been better if he where fine at least.

Richie: What's unexpected that he is gay, which in the future, I wantedto marry a man.

Jiayi: So, you're going to be gay, right?

Richie: Yeah. When I graduate college, I am going to be a comedian, but not just any comedian, a gay comedian.

Jiayi: Holy shit! Really?

Richie: Yeah.

Jiayi: What about his mother?

Richie: Well, she is very nice to begin with, but she doesn't like her husband. You know, he is a little against the same-sex couples and those who are trans. But, I am just a closeted gay.

Jiayi: Sounds cool.

Richie: Well, Kingston is like Luna Loud meets Rachel Bighead. Except that she is a transgender rockstar. And as for Paisley? She likes to masturbate to all females and males.

Jiayi: Well, seeing how she is 14, isn't she a little too young to be masturbating?

Richie: Yep. Don't get me started on Robin either! She is like Bessie Higgenbottom with Rett syndrome and a few disorders to the mix. Like, she is such a girl scout.

Jiayi: I know right.

Richie: And didn't I forget to mention about the youngsters, Colton, Jaxson, Jubilee and Asher?

Jiayi: I don't mind them but I loved how they attack their father.

Richke: Me too. He is such a homophobe.

Jiayi: Agreed.

Richie: Oh, and don't get me started on Darren's sexuality. Can't tell whether he is closeted or openly.

Jiayi: He's actually openly.

Richie: Well, I had a huge crush on my classmate, Elroy back in the 6th grade.

Jiayi: You do?

Richie: Yeah

Jiayi: And speaking of gays, say where's Darren?

Richie: Probably french kissing his guy friend.

Jiayi: Ew!

Richie: Oh, I'm jokin'.

Jiayi: Why don't you talk to him?

Richie: Okay.

[Richie sees Darren listening to Britney Spears]

Darren: Hey, I am Darren. Wanna be friends?

Richie: Sure. Oh, and here's a joke for you.

Darren: Really?

Richie: Well, Meg Ryan just called. She wants her wig back!

[Darren giggles]

Darren: You're too funny.

Richie: Yeah.

Stan meets Andrei
Stan: Hi, Andrei.

Andrei: Hello, Andrei is name.

Stan: Nice to see you, friend.

Andrei: Nice see you too.

Stan: So anyways, your English seems off.

Andrei: I not properly speak actual good English.

Stan: Oh.

Andrei: I myself Russian and Cihnese. I only speak Russian Chinese languages.

Stan: I am very bilingual. I can speak in Hebrew, Yiddish, Spanish, Gaelic Irish, Russian, Chinese, French, German, Danish, Italian, Norweigan, and Korean.

Andrei: You speak Hebrew?

Stan: Yep. שלום מה שלומך (Translation: Hello, how are you?)

Andrei: I confused by language.

Stan: It's Hebrew. I learned it from my grandmother.

Andrei: You Jewish?

Stan: Yeah, I am from Israeli descent.

Andrei: And what on head?

Stan: A kippah. It is a Jewish hat i wore everyday.

Andrei: Wow, hat very good. But I not wear kippah. I not wear hat.

Henry: Hey, fairy. You should listen to this. It's funny!

[Henry plays "Swiggity Swag" on his iPhone X]

Singer: NI*** NI*** BITCH NI*** NI*** NI*** FRIED CHICKEN NI*** WATERMELON NI*** BITCH NI*** NI*** WHITE WOMEN TITTIES ASS!

Andrei: That not funny. It very bad.

Henry: You libtards can't even take a good joke!

Ben meets Fred
Ben: Holy crap, it's that one guy from The Beatles.

Fred: That is right and I am dressed as John Lennon back in 1963.

Ben: Awesome, do you like New Kids on the Block?

Fred: No. I only listen to the Beatles.

Henry, Reginald, Victor and Patrick confront, kidnap and torture Darren
[Darren bumps into Henry]

Henry: Watch it, fa****!

Darren: Fuck you, asshole!

[Darren flips the bird at Henry]

Henry: Do that again and I will make you listen to gorenoise.

Darren: Make me, you homophobic assbag! Your "friends" are complete and utter assholes!

Henry: Reginald! Victor! Patrick! Get this f**!

[Reginald and Victor grab Darren and take him downstairs]

Darren: What did I do to you, guys?

[Reginald burps at Darren]

Victor: Shut up sissy

[They push Darren into the basement]

Henry: Listen here, ya fairy ass flamer. You need to watch where you are going, or else we will ki your mother with a hammer until blood comes out while you watch.

[Patrick brings a chair]

Patrick: Sit down, fa****.

Darren: Such homophobic slurs.

[Patrick pushes Darren into a chair]

Patrick: I said sit down, fa****!

[Victor uses a hankerchief to tie Darren's wrists together]

[Reginald uses a rope to tie Darren's legs up]

Darren: Why are you tying me up?

Victor: Because you bumped into Henry, you fucking homo.

Reginald: Yeah, now let's have a fun time, queer boy.

Darren: Stop with the homophobic languages! I can't tolerate this!

Reginald: Oh yeah? Well, tolerate this.

[Reginald burps into Darren's face]

Reginald: Take that, queer f**.

[Mi-Yung and Reicheru walk in]

Darren: ”Mi-Yung!”

[Mi-Yung holds a small stick of dynamite]

Reginald: ”You’re that fucking no ear bitch!”

[Mi-Yung then lights it and throws it at Reginald, then unties Darren]

Mi-Yung: (strained) “I was told everything, I beat them up.”

Reicheru: “You four, come with me, now!”

Kicked out
Reicheru: What the hell was y'all's problems?

Sophie: Yeah, why did you tortured Mi-Yung?

Victor: She was a fucking freak!

Henry: Yeah! And she won't listen to gorenoise with us!

BE!Maria: You kids do realize that she is deaf and her bastard of a father cut them off, right?

Mi-Yung: (signing) I also can't listen to any music at all because of my deafness.

Patrick: Whatever, bitch. You didn't had to assault us like that!

Mi-Yung: It was self defense!

Darren: You brats even tied me up in a chair and abused me and called me the f word! Why?

Reginald: You bumped into Henry, and you called them an asshole.

Belch: You deserved it!

BE!Maria: No he fucking didn't. Try pulling that shit to me or one of the gang members and they would've murdered your ass!

Longwei: And Beverly, why were trying to give us cigarettes?

Beverly: Because they're good for you!

BE!Maria: No they're not. You're 12. You shouldn't be smoking.

Beverly: Okay, boomer!

Michael: It wasn't all that bad. Mike was good with me.

Xiu-mei: Yeah. Ben, Bill, and George were good as well.

Jiayi: I also got to befriend Richie.

Andrei: I made friend with Stan.

Fred: And Ben was pretty cool, even though he doesn't listen to the Beatles.

Reicheru: Those people, plus Butch, were good. Everyone else was misbehaving.

Butch: I am so sorry about their behaviors. Are we still allowed to join?

Sophie: No. The behavior we saw was unacceptable. However, Butch, Mike, Ben, Bill, George, Richie, and Stan are allowed to return because they were good.

Beverly: I have to return! All I did was pass out cigarettes, not torture people!

Henry: Yeah! And Mi-Yung and Darren got what they deserve, you fucking liberals!

BE!Maria: This isn't a liberal issue. This is you 5 provoking people and shit. You might be the worst since the Arebads.

Reicheru: This conversation is over. Now please leave.