Kirochu Family 2021 Christmas

Ski Resort
[The family is spending Christmas at a ski resort in Denver Colorado]

Watching Classic Christmas Shows
Ji Kwong: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!"

Ji min: "We also have Danger Mouse: Merry Christmouse, Frosty the Snowman, Curious George: A Very Monkey Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas and The Little Drummer Boy."

Orla: "I'll go and get the Christmas cookies and the popcorn."

Christmas Morning
The family is having Christmas Breakfast

Time to Open Presents
[The kids rush over to their Christmas stockings]

Ji kwong: "Cool! I got candy canes, a Target gift card, A Dora the Explorer plush doll, a Cheer Bear plush toy, a cute little Pudsey Bear, a Curious George plush toy, some money, a Littlest Pet Shop hotel playset, a Nugget Zhu Zhu Pet, and lots and lots of candy! Additionally, I have a complete set of Harry Potter books!"

Anna: "Sweet! I got some candy canes, a 'Scary Cute' rubber bracelet, my very own Pudsey Bear, an iPod, MH lip gloss, nail polish, a Cherry Blossom chocolate candy, a whole lot of candy, a purple Furby, Amazon.com gift card, a Monster High Skull earbuds, Monster High Draculaura Pink Laced Up artificial press-on nails, a MH Bling compact and a Draculaura Scary Cherry Flavored Lip Gloss Necklace."

[The radio is playing "Under the Mistletoe" by Justin Bieber]

[Anna and Ji Woong cover their ears and cringe]

Ji woong: "Oh, no! Not Justin Bieber!"

Anna: "Please turn it off or switch to another station. My ears can't take it!"

[Tariko switches to another radio station]

Ji woong: "That's better."

Tariko: "Ugh, that Justin Bieber thinks he's so great." [shudders]

Anna: "Yeah, but I can't stand his annoying music, it makes my ears bleed."

Tariko: "Awesome! I got a couple of candy canes, a Litten plush doll, lip gloss, Sakuma drops, a Pikipek plush, a makeup kit, a Yungoos plush doll, a Wishiwashi plush doll, lots of candy, an Poppilio plush doll, a cute Pikachu plush doll, Pocky, Yan Yan, a Black Thunder chocolate bar and an iPhone!"

[Ji hung and Ji chang look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Ji hung: "I got coal..."

Ji chang: "Me too....."

[Ji hung and Ji chang go to a note that says "Ji hung and Ji chang, you boys were very bad this year. You lacerated your cousin Ji kwong, misbehaved at school, tortured your parents, said bad words, and menaced your triplet sister Ji sung. Signed, Santa" in cursive.]

Ji hung: "Aw man, I want presents!"

Ji chang: "Me too! All we have is this note!"

[Ji sung lies down on the couch]

Ji kwong: "Ji sung, why are you sleeping?"

Ji sung: "Sorry Ji kwong. I did not get enought sleep last night because of Ji hung and Ji chang screaming."

[Ji sung yawns then looks in her stocking]

Ji sung: "Candy canes! Lots of candy! Chocolate coins!"

[Ji min and Ji Woong look in their stockings]

Ji woong: "Remember we were kids, Ji Min? We used to get a lot of candy."

[Ji kwong comes running up to Ji min and Ji woong]

Ji kwong: "Uncle Ji-Woong, Mommy, my presents are missing!"

Ji sung: "Somebody stole my presents too! Did the Grinch stole them or what?"

Tariko: "Oh, look! My boyfriend, Kai Hiwatari sent me a Christmas gift, too!"

[Ji woong opens his presents to reveal a Korean version of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life DVD, Family Guy DVDs, American Dad DVDs, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVDs.]

Tariko: "How lovely! Kai sent me this beautiful necklace!"

The Missing Presents
Ji kwong: ​(screaming) "YOU STOLE THEM, JI HUNG AND JI CHANG! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! I AM TELLING!"

Tariko: (sobbing) "Oh no!"

Anna: "It's okay."

Ji kwong: (sobbing uncontrollably) "MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ji min: "Honey, calm down. It's all right."

Ji woong: (angrily) "FORGET IT! YOU WILL GO ON SEPARATE NAUGHTY COUCHES AND YOUR ROLIE  POLIE OLIE DVDs WILL GO IN TOY JAIL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! Now give back the presents you took.

Ji hung and Ji chang: "WE WANT ROLIE POLIE OLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Ji woong: (angrily) "Stop screaming! You will not have them back until I say so!"

The Good Kids Reveal Their Presents
Anna

Tariko

Ji Woong

Ji min

Ji Kwong: "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child!"

Natasha

Ji sung

James

Orla

Holiday Aftermath
Natasha (angrily): "I am never ever taking you boys anywhere ever again!!"

Ji woong (furiously): "YOU CAN BOTH FORGET ABOUT STAYING UP LATE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE FOR THE TIMES SQUARE BALL DROP!"