Kimmings-Tachimi Misconceptions

After Maria was expelled from Sunday School, her family sent them a list of misconceptions about Maria and her family.

Most of it is written by Satsuki with Martin’s help.

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Q: Why do you guys used tarot cards?, They have been denounced as anti-Christian and Satanic

A: The tarot motif in our family is mostly symbolism, The World is basically Maria’s title aswell as us getting called Judgement and High Priestess.

Q: Your parenting is unorthodox.

A: So is forcing Christanity down people’s throats, I am a Shinto, so piss off.

Q: Your daughter reads a manga inappopriate for a little girl of that age.

A: Your “Concerned Citizens” are to blame, Maria does this so I don’t feel alone, My Little Pony has unicorns and you bitch about vampires.

Q: You people are devil-worshippers!

A: Please, shut the fuck up, I have much sympathy for “Christians” like you as much as I do for people who preach for all while putting innocent people in work camps, Christmas, Easter, Halloween and all this crap were Pagan holidays, Saoirse, Mikey’s relative still calls Halloween Samhain.

Q: Your daughter is getting corrupted and abused!

A: She’s not, She willingly took part in the Tarot ritual and likes Japanese mythology, You are the abusers.

Q: You are a bad parent!

A: So is Derek Armstrong, He spoils that brat of his like Veruca Salt.

Q: The students hate Maria.

A: GOOD. Maria hates them too.