Britiana Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Kathryn: "Michaela, oh my god!"

Announcer: "Jo gets the shock of her life..."

Michaela: "Off with your head!"

Announcer: "Jo meets a family with a modern day's Lizzie Borden..."

Kathryn: "Michaela killed our mom and dad by beheading them."

Announcer: "...who's been kicked out of over 200 schools."

Announcer: "Can this family be saved or will it be of with Jo's head?"

Michaela: "Supernanny's head is next!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Here I am in Oregon, ready to help yet another family. Let's see who we got here,"

???: "Hi, I'm Kathryn Britiana, and this is my fiancé, Adam."

Adam: "Michaela's been kicked out of about 200 schools. She went insane and killed both her parents, forcing Kathryn to become a third parent."

Michaela: "I'm gonna get you, (bleep)!"

Allyson: "I'm scared of my sister. I'm scared that she will kill me too."

Kathryn: "Michaela killed our mom and dad by beheading them. I was 17 years old when I lost my mother Tabitha."

[We see a picture of Tabitha]

Kathryn: "I couldn't believe that would happen."

[We see a picture of Michaela beheading Tabitha, most of it is censored]

Kathryn: "Michaela got a knife from the kitchen and chopped our mom's head off. We were at her funeral."

[We see a picture of Kathryn, Allyson, Noel, and Conrad at Tabitha's funeral]

Kathryn: "Michaela's behavior at the funeral was very embarrasing and appalling.

[We see a picture of Michaela dancing around the cemetery naked, her privates are censored.]

Kathryn: "Just the last two years, [We see a picture of Conrad] Conrad was killed my Michaela because he forbade her from seeing her boyfriend Robert."

[We see a picture of Robert]

Kathryn: "Robert's the same age as me. Michaela did the same thing that she did to Tabitha's funeral to Conrad's."

[Cut back to Kathryn talking.]

Kathryn: "I also have two well-behaved siblings: Noel is 10 and Allyson is 8. When Noel was 4, Michaela stabbed Noel in both legs with a knife and lacerated them. Noel was at the hospital for a week. Michaela beheaded her mother afterward because she was grounded for a year."

Observation Begins
Michaela: "Off with your head!"

[Noel is hiding underneath the bed]

Jo: "Noel, what are you doing under that bed?"

Noel: "Hiding from Michaela. I'm scared of her because she wants to kill me and the whole family."

Jo: "Maybe I should talk to her and find out why she does this."

Noel: "Don't! She'll go insane!"

[Jo finds Michaela in another room]

Jo: "Michaela, why do you behead people?"

Michaela: "I don't know."

Jo: "Noel tells me that you go insane. Is this true? Maybe you should try to find counseling."

Noel: "She hates it when the lights are off during the daytime causing her evil state."

Observation Continues
???: "Hey, Michaela! Are you coming? We got a date!"

Michaela: "Coming, Robert!"

Jo: "Who was that?"

Kathryn: "That happens to be Michaela's 23-year-old boyfriend, Robert. Dad didn't approve of him due to a huge age difference and because of his criminal record."

Michaela: "See ya later, losers!"

Robert: "Yeah!"

[Robert and Michaela drive off on Robert's motorcycle]

Kathryn: "Michaela beheaded dad because he forbade her from seeing Robert."

Jo: "My word..."

Adult Meeting
Kathryn: "I am so scared of Michaela right now. She's mentally insane, she's mad, she's crazy! I think she has...snapped!"

Jo: "I spoke to a phyciatrist and he told me that Michaela is emotionally disturbed. Michaela feels like there is a dark side of her welling up inside of her."

Kathryn: "The last school she had been expelled from....it was set on fire."

Jo: "Michaela needs to calm down and collect her thoughts, otherwise she will be in jail for beheadings."

Kathryn: "After she beheaded mom, she said to dad if he dare snatches her to the police, she'll kill him and the whole family."

Jo: "Let's talk about her boyfriend, Robert."

Kathryn: "When she is in her calm state her hair is in a ponytail and wears a dress. But in her murderous state, she has blood all over herself and and her hair is in a messy pony tail and a red tears runs down her eyes. I think she has what they call, a split personality."

Reflection Room
Adam: "Michaela, look at me please."

Adam: "You will stay in here for 12 minutes and think about what you did."

Jo: "Because you did not listen to Adam."

Adam: "Michaela, the reason why I put you in the Reflection Room is that you did not listen to me."

[Adam walks away and closes the door]

Michaela: "Sorry."

Adam: "Thank you."

Green Smoothie
Jo: "Later on, Kathryn was trying to get Michaela to go shopping with her and Noel, and Allyson is staying at home with Adam. But Michaela refused to go."

Michaela: "Why does Allyson get to stay home with Adam?"

Allyson's Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Allyson's birthday. To celebrate her birthday, she was having a Powerpuff Girls-themed birthday party and she invited her friends, Amaya, Emily, Samantha, Jessie, Leah, Hannah, Olivia and Leslie."

Jo: "Why, happy birthday, Allyson."

Kathyn: "Remember, Michaela, no beheading anybody. This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

Adam: "And you mustn't say bad words to anybody at the party, okay?"

Michaela: "It is very hard for me not to behead anyone because i just get really angry and start to behead people."

Allyson: [dressed in a Blossom costume] "Amaya, Emily, Hannah, Jessie, Leah, Leslie, Olivia, Samantha! Hi!"

Amaya: [dressed in a Bubbles costume] "Happy Birthday, Allyson!"

Leah: [dressed in a Buttercup costume] "Thanks for inviting us, Allyson,"