User blog:KidOfTheBlackHole/The Last Thing I'll Ever Do Relating to Samuel the Otter

So this is where I point out logic bombs relating to Samuel as a sendoff for everything I've done relating to him.

Movie Mix-Up
> Dmitry: "" (Translation: "You have to bring us an Avengers: Age of Ultron DVD, Anna said I need to watch it.")

Why does it have to be him? Why can't Mark or Dmitry do it?

Anime Comic Party
> Samuel: "Too bad! Like it or lump it, b****!"

That one's entirely on Antonino. How did he get overpowered by a fucking fourteen-year-old?

> Toshio: "" (Translation: Give it back!)

Sniped.

> Toshio: "" (Translation: You offended! THE SHAKO FAMILY LINE! HOW DISHONOURABLE!)

So when Samuel throws a tantrum he's told to grow up but when Toshio throws a tantrum he gets reassurement?

> Toshio: "" (Translation: I will kill you, do you hear me? I will tear your testicles off and staple them to your forehead! Decapitate you, and Rip out your organs the Japanese way of honour!)

In fucking fact, Toshio Samo, the world won't care whether you live or die You live or die In fucking fact, Toshio Samo, they'd probably hate to see your stupid face

> Nicole: "You caused trouble at the party!"

Actually, Antonino managed to get overpowered by someone that's about ten years younger than he is and Toshio wasn't careful, which caused a tantrum.

> [Sakura begins to physically abuse Samuel, causing the latter to whine in pain]

Basically anyone else is abused; "HOW DARE THEY BE ABUSED!"

Samuel or GBS kids are abused: "Meh, they probably deserved it."

Embarrassing Allergic Reactions
This entire episode could've been averted if anybody knew how to fight. I get Samuel being forceful but he's fourteen and most of the others are adults!

Ice Cream Panic
> Dietrich: "" (Translation: "Oh no he doesn't! If I come a step closer to that d*** ice cream, he's gonna be sorry!")

How is he gonna be sorry if you get towards that ice cream? Sounds like victim blaming!

> [Samuel refuses to listen and manages to put the scoop of chocolate ice cream into Dietrich's mouth]

HE'S FOURTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU RETARD!

> Nicole: "I won't, and I promise not to tell."

That doesn't sound like tickle torture, that sounds like you're raping and murdering him!