Dildo the Dinosaur

Chapter 1
Hinomaru is taking a stroll with Sun and Grace.

They encounter the employees of Disgusting, including one dressed in a brown dinosaur costume.

“I AM DICK COX, CEO OF DISGUSTING!” Dick shouted.

“And I’m Dildo!” Dildo said, and then laughed, and then bumped into Hinomaru, who bumps into Sun and Grace, and then laughed at that.

Grace then starts crying.

”This is how I have to spend my fucking afternoon.....We don’t fucking want you in our faces when we are taking care of Grace for fuck’s sake!” Hinomaru yelled.

"Taking care of Grace? Then why don't you take care of US?!" Dick said.

"Oh, I will take care of you." Sun said.

Sun then used Psychic on Dildo and Dick.

"By that, he means taking us on a walk, feeding us, etc." Sheena said.

"Uh, Desatokroy, let's go." John said and summoned. "First Impression on the mother."

The Golisopod does so, causing Sun to let go of Dick and Dildo.

"Guys, what do you-" Hinomaru tried to finish speaking.

"I'm Dildo!" He said, and then laughed. "Woo!" He said, bumping into Hinomaru again, who once again bumps into Sun and Grace again.

Then Grace then bit Dildo roughly, Hinomaru soon fired a Shadow Ball at Golisopod.

”Dick....Do me a favor and FUCK OFF, IS THIS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR FUCKING DAYS, JUST HARASSING POKÉMON AND TRAINERS FOR NO REASON AT ALL, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU FOR THIS REASON!”

Grace was starting to tear at Dildo’s costume roughly.

”She knows Bite, my dear Grace, And she bites pretty hard.” Hinomaru said as his daughter’s angry hissing sounded through the costume’s fabrics.

"John, do you have any Pokémon against a not so Normal type?" Dick asked.

"I have Slideslit." John said. "Come on out!" He sends a Keldeo out. "Sacred Sword!"

The Keldeo uses the move on Grace, then was stopped mid-air by Hinomaru’s Psychic, which sent the Keldeo flying into John.

“WAAAH! LET GO!” Dildo yelled, but Grace refused to budge.

“You think she might evolve into an Umbreon?” Sun asked Hinomaru.

”Don't worry. I’ll call the cops. They’ll take you to jail!” Dick said.

”I think they’ll listen to both sides, you double standarded fucker!” Hinomaru yelled back, “Stop using the damn law when it’s convenient you asshole, You attacked us first with that little shit friend of yours, Fuck off and leave us alone you dirty little stalker!”

"No, they're gonna listen to just me, you're gonna have to stay back and do nothing!" Dick said.

Grace had finally let go, Grace did leave quite a mark on Dildo, the part he was bitten, his arm had blood and bareskin, looks like Grace bit him harder than he should have.

”I got Gidora and Gojira on Speed Dial, If you want both on your ass, I’d watch myself If I were you.” Hinomaru said

”Huh! I don’t break the law, you break the law.” Dick said.

”Don’t deny-“ Hinomaru tried to speak.

”STOP INTERRUPTING THE CEO!!!!!!” Sheena shouted using her megaphone.

Sun then used her powers to break the microphone.

”You do, You harass people and stalk them like what you people do, You stalk freaking kids because ‘fuck off’ doesn’t exist in your vocabulary.” Hinomaru said

"Careful! 'cause your trainer might start getting dressed up like a dinosaur and start getting called Reicho!" Alexa said to Hinomaru.

”The f word is not what you say first of all, and second of all, we understand what you want us to do.” Dick said.

”That does NOT mean we’re going to do it!!!!” Sheena said.

Dildo was apparently well enough to bump into Hinomaru again. “Kaboom!” He said, doing so.

In anger, Hinomaru used his telekinetic powers on Dildo, sending him flying into a lake.

“You do that again, I’ll snap your dick off.” Hinomaru warned.

"How about I post this conversation on Facebook and see what everybody else has to say about you not being behaved?" Dick said.

"Reicheru is supposed to raise him better. She'll be kicked out of Team Terrific 10, she will be so kicked out of Team Terrific 10." Sheena said.