Jann Simmons Vs Covid-19 Vaccines

(We see Jann and Marius at home. Marius is playing Fortnite on the xbox)

Marius: Auntie Simmons! I really want to go back to school. I am going to be graduating high school next year, and I want to hang out with all of my friends one last time before I go to college.

Jann: Are you kidding me, Marius? You are seriously going to let your friends dictate the state of your health? Do you even know what's in these vaccines the government is giving out?

Marius: Please! I want to be with my friends. Plus, you're 57 years old, which means you are near the high-risk age.

Jann: Look! I am not letting you take a vaccine that will change your DNA. Besides, it is the mark of the beast. Once you take this vaccine, you sell your soul to Satan's kingdom, and God will leave you!!! As much of a sinner you are, seeing that you have albinism, you would not listen to me anyway. Also, why are you playing video games? They brainwash young kids to Join the Illuminati and Satanism?

Marius: Auntie, no! Please don't start this! I am not in the mood for this!

Jann: Don't make me spank you with that ruler of mine and baptize you! Now, I am going to burn this gaming system so you will not be tempted.

Marius: Burn it, I don't care!

Jann: Don't you smartmouth me, or I will give you hot sauce.

Marius: Shut it with your dumb rules. Half of the things you say do not make sense. Plus, I am an ...

Jann: This vaccine determines your salvation. Now, get out, go to the closet, and recite Hail Mary!

Marius: But, ...

Jann: YOU KNOW WHAT??? IF YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO FOLLOW THIS EVIL WORLD, THEN YOU ARE GROUNDED!! You are not going anywhere except your room, your closet, and church!! Now, go to your room and start reciting the Lord's Prayer until the pandemic ends, you demonic brute. If I catch you sneaking out to get vaccinated, I will disown you. I will not allow my niece to be serving the Devil in this house! Now, scram, or you will hear BAM!

(The scene ends as Marius starts crying as Jann burns her xbox)

Side Note: This script is not meant to promote conspiracy theories regarding the nature of the coronavirus, its effect on the human race, or the nature medical treaments (including vaccinations, testing, and contact tracing.) This is meant for entertainment purposes only. Thank you! :)