Iconic-Todaro Family visit the Hiwatari Family 2030

Transcript
Rico: "Mommy, can we see Hiraku?"

Paula: "Of course, we can."

The Visit
[Paula knocks the door]

Tariko: "Hi! Come on in!"

[Giuseppe follows Paula inside]

Giuseppe: "Only you and your husband are allowed to watch TV. Got it?"

Tariko: "Oh shush, I heard this nonsense over sixteen million times already, just shut up and be nice to my sons."

[Tariko welcomes the family]

Rico: "Konnichiwa, Hiraku."

[Hiraku bows]

Hiraku: "こんにちは、リコ" (Translation: Hello, Rico)

Kai: "Hi Paula!"

[Toshio and Hiraku are watching Pokemon while playing with their Pokemon plushies in their bedroom with the door locked]

[Toshio pulls out the Birdramon, Gargomon, Gabumon, Shadow, Rouge, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Dr. Eggman, Amy, Cream, Big, Pikachu, Fennekin, Meowstic, Lugia, Luigi, and Mario plushes]

Giuseeppe: "Those Japanese twerps are watching TV! Are they out of their mind?!"

Kai: "What?!"

[Paula lifts up Tariko's long hair and whispers]

Paula: (whispers) "He thinks TV is for over 18, that's not even true."

Tariko: "What?!"

[Giuseppe gets the mace]

Tariko: "NO!"

[Tariko grabs Hiraku and Toshio away from Giuseppe and hits Giuseppe with a skateboard]

Tariko: "Stop that! What's wrong with you?! They are just innocent little kids, that's called playing dirty!"

Giuseppe: "TV is for adults only."

[Tariko and Kai cover Toshio and Hiraku's ears respectively]

Tariko: "Not (bleep)ing true."

Kai: "I agree."

[Giuseppe turns off the TV]

Giuseppe: "No Pokemon. Ever."

[Toshio starts screaming and hitting Giuseppe]

Toshio: (screams in Giuseppe's face) "ベストウイッシュ：私はポケモンを見たい！" (Translation: I WANT TO WATCH POKEMON: BEST WISHES!)

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR 18 AND OVER!"

[Toshio punches Giuseppe]

Tariko: "Just let them watch Pokemon."

Giuseppe: "NO! TV IS FOR ADULTS!"

[Tariko grabs Giuseppe and points a katana at him]

Tariko: "Listen Italian guy who won't let kids watch TV, I am Japanese, I live in Osaka, My boy's like Pokemon, let them watch Pokemon or die, They can watch Digimon aswell! I don't even mind it! This is our house, so you don't make the rules around here."

[Kai turns the TV back on and rewinds back to the part that Toshio and Hiraku left off]

[Hiraku is playing Digimon: Super Xros Wars Red on his 3DS while Toshio is playing Pokemon Diamond on his 3DS]

[Toshio also plays with a Mesprit plush]

Giuseppe: "GIVE ME THOSE TOYS!!"

Rico: "Ignore him."

[Toshio nods]

[Giuseppe takes all of Toshio's plushes]

[Toshio bites Giuseppe]

Toshio: "あなたは、それについては犬の顔を考えてはいけない！" (Translation: Don't you even think about it, dog face!)

[Toshio smirks and digs his nails into Giuseppe]

Paula: "How can he?"

Tariko: "Through the sharp nail trick."

[Toshio ties him to a wall]

Tariko: "THAT'LL TEACH YOU NOT HOW TO ANNOY MY SON, TOSHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Tariko notices Toshio's arm is bleeding]

Toshio: "私は大丈夫だよ！私は大丈夫だよ！私は私のポケットの中にティッシュを持っている" (Translation: I'm okay! i'm okay! I have a tissue in my pocket)

[Toshio gets out his pack of tissues,and uses one of them to clean his arm]

[Tariko dials 911]

[Marshall and the other Todaro siblings try to spank and lacerate Hiraku]

Kai: "DON'T YOU (bleeping) DARE!"

[Kai headbutts Marshall, and beats the others]

Tariko: "SAYONARA GIUSEPPE!! YOU'RE SIBLINGS ARE GOING WITH YOU... TO JAIL!"

Pietro: "SAYONARA (long bleep)!!!"

Tariko: "GO TO H***!"

[Stacie aims a shotgun at Tariko while Tariko aims a machine gun at her]

Tariko: "Like it (bleep)?"

[Marshall gets revenge]

3 minutes later

[Tariko, Kai, and the whole household members are tied in a rope hanging from the living room]

Giuseppe: "TIME TO SEND YOUR TOYS TO THE GARBAGE! YOU WILL BE DRINKING BLEACH!"

[Toshio lures Giuseppe and his siblings outside and locks them out]

[Toshio sets the family free]

3 minutes later

[The whole family is tied in a rope hanging from the ceiling]

[Stacie aims 5 machine guns at the family]

Tariko: "GO HOME (bleep)!"

[Marshall splashes a ton of bleach in the family's face]

Tariko: "It's a good thing I don't drink bleach!"

[Tariko splashes bleach in Stacie's face]

[Giuseppe splashes a ton of bleach in the family's face]

Kai: "EW!"

[Kai frees himself and fights Giuseppe]

Pietro: "SAYONARA (long bleep)!!!!"

[Giovanni breaks the cabinet]

[Pietro takes all plushes to the garbage but Toshio stabs him with his nails and shoots him with Stacie's machine gun]

[Angelo flushes Tariko's cell phone down the toilet]

[With his siblings outside the house, Giuseppe turns off the power while Tariko turns it back on]

Tariko: "I'm sorry but your family need to leave, the police will get them soon."

Paula: "Congratulations, let's go home. I hate what Giuseppe did."

[Giuseppe flees to the car with his siblings and Paula while she gets tough with them]

Paula: "GIUSEPPE, STACIE, MARSHALL, PIETRO, GIOVANNI, AND ANGELO! YOU WILL WRITE A 700-WORD ESSAY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND WRITE SORRY NOTES TO TARIKO AND HER FAMILY, RICO LOOKED FORWARD TO SEEING HIRAKU! HOW DARE YOU ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, YOU'RE PRETTY LUCKY THAT HER FAMILY IS UNHARMED!!!!!!!!!"

Stacie: "SHE STARTED IT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!"

Paula: "GIOVANNI, ANGELO, AND PIETRO YOU ARE BANNED FROM MAKING MUSIC FOR 7 MONTHS, GIUSEPPE YOU ARE BANNED FROM LISTENING TO YOUR BROTHER'S MUSIC FOR 7 MONTHS, MARSHALL, YOU WILL NEVER WATCH TV AGAIN WITH YOUR SIBLINGS FOR 7 MONTHS AND STACIE I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SHOTGUNS FOR 7 MONTHS!! WITH GOOD CONDUCT YOU MAY HAVE THEM BACK AND SAY SORRY TO TARIKO, KAI AND THEIR SONS!!!!!!"

Angelo: "I AM AN ADULT AND YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER! I WILL MAKE MUSIC REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAY!"

Pietro: "(bleep) I AGREE!"

Marshall: "GIOVANNI, ANGELO, AND PIETRO CAN MAKE MUSIC ALL THEY LIKE, GIUSEPPE CAN LISTEN TO HIS BROTHERS' SONGS ALL HE WANTS, ADULTS CAN WATCH TELEVISION ALL THEY WANT, STACIE CAN USE THE GUNS ANYTIME!!!"

Paula: "Well, who messed up the visit?! ALL OF YOU! SO NO MORE VISITS FOR YOU GUYS! BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU DO THAT, YOU MESS IT UP! IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME I'M EVER TAKING YOU AND YOUR SIBLINGS UNTIL YOU CAN BEHAVE AND TREAT OUR PENPALS NICELY! THEN YOU ALL START BEHAVING PROPERLY!!!!!"

[Tariko retrives her phone from the toilet and cleans it]

Hiraku: "Mommy! Daddy!"

[Hiraku is holding out a bleeding arm where Pietro stabbed him]

Tariko: "It's good that my phone is waterproof, and the power was off, what an idiot."

Kai: "You call the police, I'll take Hiraku into the bathroom."

Hiraku: "Daddy..."

[The blood soaks onto Kai's shirt]

[Tariko calls the police, again]

8 minutes later

[The police arrive]

Tariko: "Thank you for coming. My son Toshio is bleeding on account that Stacie stabbed him with a knife."

[Toshio is crying as he is holding out his bleeding arm]

Policeman: "The Todaro siblings, you are all under arrest for property damage, threatening a young boy and his mother, attempted murder of Toshio, throwing bleach and possesion of illegal weapons."

[The police handcuff the siblings and take them away]

Giuseppe: "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS TARRRRRRRRRIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Stacie: "NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!!!!!!"

Marshall: "Oh no!"

Angelo: "WHY!"

Pietro: "Ah (bleep)....."

Giovanni:  "AW COME ON! SHE STARTED IT!"

Toshio: "Mommy, help me..."

[Toshio's arm is bleeding]

Policeman: "Don't worry, son. You'll be okay. I'll call for backup."

Toshio in the hospital
[We see Toshio in a hospital bed]

Toshio: "Hi, mommy."

Revenge!
[The judge bangs his gavel]

Judge: "Order in the court, people. The state of vs. the Todaro siblings. The charges include attempted murder of Toshio Hiwatari."

[Stacie shoots all the people with a machine gun, excluding her brothers, including the judge and police]

20 minutes later

[Everyone is tied up in their ropes in cages hanging from the Todaro lair of Horror's ceiling]

The Verdict

Jury member: "We find the defendants, guilty of attempted murder."

The Slashed Verdict

[Stacie shoots all the jury members]

Judge: "You are hereby sentenced less than 25 years in penitentiary! Bailiff, take them away!"

[Bailiff removes Stacie from the courtroom]

[Stacie shoots the Bailiff]

[Giuseppe ties the judge to a chair in knots with duct tape]

[Pietro splashes bleach in the Bailiff's face]

[Angelo sets the judge on fire]

[The judge stops, drops to the ground and rolls to put the flames out]

[Giovanni stabs the Bailiff with a knife]

[Stacie shoots everyone in the courtroom]

[Bailiff removes Stacie, Angelo, Giuseppe and Pietro from the courtroom, taking them to prison, but it's too late now, Marshall beheads the bailiff]

3 minutes later

[A military plane arrives]