Alessandro Todaro gets sucked into an inescapable vacuum bag

Alessandro: HA! NICE TRY, N***ERS! CATCH ME IF YOU C--Aaaaaaaaah!

[Alessandro gets sucked into a vacuum. ]

Alessandro: 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'

Owner of vacuum: This should hold you for a while.

[The owner of the vacuum digs up a hole, puts the wriggling inescapable vacuum bag (with Alessandro trapped inside it) in there and bury it.]