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Honest JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure names:

Part 1:

Jonathan Joestar: The only sane protagonist

Dio Brandi: The protagonist’s hot evil brother

Will A. Zeppeli: Italian Willy Wonka

Robert E.O Speedwagon: That’s a badass motherfucking name.

Bruford: A zombie rocker if he went to Ancient Rome.

Tarkus: That’s a big ass fucking thing!

Part 2:

Joseph Joestar: The British male stripper

Caeser Zeppeli: The Italian male stripper

Rudol von Stroheim: A motherfuckin’ cyborg Nazi.

Esidisi: Put some fucking clothes on you boiling blood prick!

Wamuu: The one more popular than the main guy.

Kars: The man stripper.

Part 3

Jotaro Kujo: Emo teen

Holly Kujo: Gets called a bitch, laughs it off.

Joseph Joestar (old): It’s Indiana Jones!

Mohamed Avdol: This guy is on FIYYYYYAAAA!

Noriyaki Kakyoin: Has a thing for Jotaro’s mom.

Jean Pierre Polnareff: Where the fuck is his eyebrows?!

Hol Horse: Cowboy on drugs

DIO: Sexy vampire becomes a even sexier vampire.

Part 4

Josuke Higashikata: Cowshit hair!

Jotaro Kujo (P4): He must be a fucking Saiyan!

Okayusu Nijimura: What the fuck is that on his fucking face?

Koichi Kirose: Go back to elementary school.

Yukako Yamagishi: Yandere Rapunzel who has a thing for midgets

Yoshikage Kira: OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S DAVID BOWIE!

Rohan Kishibe: Stop getting OVAs.

Part 5

Giorno Giovanna: DIO is now officially a DILF.

Bruno Bucciarati: It’s Dora the motherfuckin’ explorer!

Pannacotta Fugo: Human swiss cheese.

Leone Abbacchio: It’s fucking Sephiroth!

Narancia Ghigra: Luffy from One Piece.

Trish Una: The token lady woman

Diavolo: The token lady woman’s DILF father.