Lake Family Funeral for Great Grandmother Carmen

[The van stops at the church]

Jasmin: "Kids, be on your best behavior. Specifically you, Oliver."

[The family leaves the van and enters the church]

Oliver: "Darn, I WANNA GO HOME AND PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES!"

Quinn: "Shhhh....Oliver."

[Oliver scampers over to the minister and spits at him]

Minister: "Young man, we do not spit at anyone because that behavior is unacceptable. Understand?"

Oliver: "Mind your own, business, grandad!"

[Oliver climbs up on the casket and pees on it]

Jasmin: "Oh my god!"

[Oliver jumps down and begins hitting the minister with valuable vases, then he changes the music to a Kanye West song]

Jasmin: "What in the name of Sam Hill is happening here?!"

[Quinn grabs Oliver]

Oliver: "Hey! let go of me!"

Jasmin: "Young man, you need to sit still."

Minister: "Good afternoon, and welcome you all. It is my privilege to lead this special service. We are gathered here today to give thanks to God for the life of Carmen Abigail Lake and to affirm the Christian conviction that while death is indeed the end of the human life, it nonetheless is the beginning in our relationship with God. We are also here, of course, to share the sorrow of those who mourn, and to offer them our love and support. Let us hear our word of Scripture."

Funeral Aftermath
[Jasmin drags Oliver over to the couch]

Jasmin: "You are lucky that the minister is alright, young man. You need to write down a mini-essay explaining what you did. Later, write a sorry note to the minister. Is that clear?"

Oliver: "NO!"

Jasmin: "Get out a paper and pencil. You have to write down a mini-essay explaining your errors of your actions. You must write a sorry letter to the minister and fellow people at the church as well."

Oliver: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Jasmin raises her voice]

Jasmin: "I SAID GET OUT A PAPER AND PENCIL! I'll be back in 15 minutes."

[Oliver reluctantly gets out a blank sheet of paper and a pencil and starts writing his essay]

[In Oliver's essay it says "(bleep) OFF! I AM NOT SORRY!]

[Jasmin checks Oliver's essay]

Jasmin: "YOUR 3DS AND PS4 GAMES ARE GONE FOR A DAY! CONSOLES INCLUDED!"

Oliver: "Hmmph!"

[Jasmine rubs out "(bleep) OFF! I AM NOT SORRY!" using an eraser]

Jasmin: "Start over."