User blog:KidOfTheBlackHole/MST: Ask The KKNS Cast Members

(i'm using Kurt for this)

Kurt: So I found the text of Ask the KKNS Cast Members, and I'm gonna riff on it. Let's go. To Toshio, what is your favorite torture method? Toshio: "" (Translation: My favorites are Shadow Dark, which is where you stab the opponent with a Shadow figure's quills) Kurt: Oh no, I'm SO scared of being stabbed with a stuffed toy! To Satoko, Why do you like violent and scary stuff? Satoko: "" (Translation: Because I love f***ing Corpse Party and F.E.A.R!) Kurt: Ewww... To Shika and Toshio, when Giuseppe Todaro took the toys off you when in the Pokemon Center Tokyo, what did you want do to? Toshio: "" (Translation: I WANTED TO SPLIT HIS D*** HEAD OPEN! SKIN HIM ALIVE! TIE HIM TO A CROSS CARVE "EMPEROR" ON HIS CHEST) Kurt: All I wanted was a stuffed toy! Just one stuffed toy! And you wouldn't give it to me! Satoko: Why did you marry Garrett Woods if you didn't love him? Shika: "" (Translation: I agree) Kurt: As sarcastic as I am with this, Shika and the questioner have a good point. To Toshio, If you were bullied, what would you do? Toshio: "" (Translation: I know, beat them and tie them to a tree) Kurt (singing): He's mommy's little monster! Mommy's little monster! To Toshio, what is it like living in Japan? Toshio: "" (Translation: It's the best place ever! I can watch violent things all day, read manga, play games, and I can watch Corpse Party: Tortured Souls without getting yelled at, and they are many fun Japan-only games!) Kurt (in Toshio's voice): I'm gonna partake in all this adult media, even though I'm 6 years old! Toshio: what is your opinion on vore? Kurt: *pretends to vomit* To Toshio, how much does your mother swear? Toshio: "" (Translation: Very heavily, about 500 times per year, It's funny, but you get the point) Kurt: I know Toshio isn't good with numbers, but 500 times per year is grossly understating it. To Toshio, Explain AKIRA Toshio: "" (Translation: It's about 4 boys, one of them gets psychic powers, they get worried, 3 kids and an military guy try to take him back, his girlfriend's worried, he mutates when shot, kills her, and is a god after another child comes from the tubes, and he is now a universe, the end) Kurt: This is actually a good explanation. Toshio, what is your favorite kind of fetish? Kurt: Thank you for not answering this one!