Maria-San, Grant My Wish.....

Maria-San, Grant My Wish is a satanic game used to summon Maria Tachimi, who died aged 8 for being a tomboy, it is the only way to get summoned to her nexus.

Things You'll Need

 * A paper with WWII Rising Sun flag and a USA flag drawn, and the Hiragana writing system on the bottom and a torii
 * A Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker figurine
 * You can use many people as you like
 * Cut out an arrow shape from paper

Steps

 * 1) Write Hiragana and the flags, the Rising Sun flag means Yes and the USA flag means No,
 * 2) Ask her your future, past, and present.
 * 3) Put the Transformers figures down straight with the heads touching, if the Starscream figure moves, it means I Don't Know, if the Thundercracker figure moves, it means Maybe, the Skywarp one means Die, please
 * 4) If done correctly, the arrow will be moving with the index finger on them.
 * 5) If you want to end the game, say "Maria-San, Can we end now?", keep in mind, this step is dangerous, if she says no, you are sent to her nexus with the ground breaking, if yes, you are safe.

Warnings

 * DO NOT, under any circumstances, use My Little Pony or Maria will come from behind and kill you
 * If she says no if you're done, she will send you to her nexus
 * Do not ask about relatives
 * If the Skywarp figure moves, ask her urgently to stop the game