Panizza Family Revisited/Transcript

12 Years Ago...
[We see a sign called 12 years ago]

Imogen: "HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID RULES!" [puts the House Rules chart into the fireplace]

Jo: "Imogen, NO!"

Belinda: "PUT THOSE RULES BACK THIS INSTANT!"

And Now...
Announcer: "Right now..."

[Marie cries in an attempt to get Imogen in trouble]

Announcer: "Jo meets up with a violent pre-teen born in New Caledonia who hates Imogen."

Marie: " " (Translation:  I (bleep)ING HATE YOU IMOGEN! YOU SUCK LIKE DONKEY TURD!)

Announcer: "The 11-year-old screams in anger."

[Marie screams in anger]

Announcer: "Spits..."

[Marie spits on Jo]

Marie: " " (Translation:  HOW ABOUT A SPIT?)

Announcer: "And explodes when in anger."

[Marie slams the door]

Imogen: "Listen to me. Listen to me."

Announcer: "As Imogen struggles, can Jo take care of the 11-year-old?"

Imogen: "Man, I hate that Marie so much."

Announcer: "Or Jo will fail?"

Marie: " " (Translation:  SUPERNANNY MUST FAIL!!!!!!!!)

Jo returns to the Panizza household
Jo: "Hi Belinda. How has everything been going since I last seen you?"

Marie: " " (Translation:  HELLO YOU (bleep)Y BRATYTY WOMAN! I HOPE YOU DIE IN (bleep)!)

[Marie trips over Jo]

Marie: " " (Translation:  Ha, LOSER!)

[Marie blows a raspberry]

Imogen: "Hey! Stop having my old behavior!"

Observation Begins
[Marie hits Imogen]

Imogen: "Marie! Stop!"

[Marie attacks Imogen with a knife nearly stabbing her]

Marie: " " (Translation:  SHUT UP AND SUCK MY (bleep)! BITE ME YOU BRAT! I WILL KILL YOU! SCRATCH YOU! AND BURN YOU TO (bleep)!)

[Imogen gasps]

Imogen: "What, did you say?"

Marie: " " (Translation:  DIE IN (bleep), LOSER! NOW! RIGHT (bleep)ing NOW! YOU ARE DEAD! I WISH YOU ARE DEAD! POOPY BUTT! LOSER! (bleep)HEAD! DROP DEAD! BITE ME! SUCK MY (bleep)!)

The Lesson
Imogen: "It's time for Marie to apologize."

[Marie uses a piece of paper, crumbles it into a ball, throws it on the ground and stomps on it.]

[Marie sighs]

Marie: " " (Trnaslation:  I wish I want my old behavior back. FOREVER!)

Imogen: "Remember, you should always apologize."

[Marie screeches and shrieks as she punches Imogen in the face]

Marie:  " (Translation:  Oh, I am sorry! NOT!)

Imogen: "No, no, calm down..."

Marie: " " (Translation:  I WILL!)

Imogen: "You should cool down a little bit."

Apology Letter
[Marie writes an apology letter]

[Marie crosses her legs and sighs]

Marie: " " (Translation:  Dear family. I am sorry for yelling, hitting, spitting and shouting. Did you know why? I misbehave a lot of times! ALOT OF TIMES! I apologized to you guys and even Imogen. Imogen. I am sorry for copying your behavior. From, Marie, aged 11.)

Marie: " " (Translation:  Done!)

[Marie comes over to Imogen and shows her the paper]

Marie: " " (Translation: Look what I wrote!)

Imogen: "Interesting choice. It was written in English."

Marie: " " (Translation: Do you like it?)

Imogen: "Yes. I did."

Marie: " " (Translation; Yay!)

Imogen: "Good news! Your punishment is over!"

Marie: " " (Translation: I'm ungrounded!)