Have a Sadderz Valentines Day/Transcript

[We see a schoolhouse]

[Japanese people are giving candies to each other]

[The creepy faces appear and eat all the candies, while screaming horribly. The more candies they eat, the more effective the screaming.]

Teacher (voiced by Oksana Velykazhinka): "THIS IS CALLED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS VALENTINE'S DAY DISNEY VHS 1968 SERIOUS FOR ALL, AND SPEAK ENGLISH!!!"

[We see a pinball machine that uses eyeballs, creepy faces, and lava]

[We see a television]

[Orla cries blood and lava while Nicole is packing her stuff into an eyeball]

[The channel changes to a creepy face followed by a terrible scream]

[The camera turns into a poorly done version of Silly Love Songs by Wings. It also tricks into thinking that it was created in 2021]

[The channel changes to 20 creepy faces with screams]

[The channel changes to a girl with a butterfly on her face dancing crazily]

[The channel changes to a man leaving and a woman crying tears of blood]

[Man goes inside the eyeball]

[A giant butterfly appears on Mabel Allen's face as the face explodes, revealing to be a messed-up Mario head crying blood]

Mario (demonic voice): I҉͈͖̤̫͕͉ṱ̰̗ͅs̲͓̞̞̙'̷̺̟̟a͓̘̕ ͡m̥͖̖̦͕͕e͏̱̮̩̞,̵̲͉̘̠ ̶͚̙͕M̟͔a̗̟̯͜r̸͇̞͍̱͈̮i͖̟̝o̖͉͍̠͟!̢̜̙̬̺

[Mabel's face is back to normal as she tilts her head and Madison Allen's neck and head pops out]