Spotlow-Garbiel Family Christmas and St.Nicholas Day

St.Nicholas Day
David: "Kids. Put your shoes out in the front door!"

[The kids put their shoes in the front door]

Nicolette: "At midnight he'll come."

Frank: "Really?"

Andi: "Who?"

December 6
Bridget: "Oh look! I got a few pieces of candy."

Andi: "I got an Elmo keychain!"

Jason: "I got a LEGO brick."

Frank: "Aw (bleep), a birch in my shoe,again!"

December 7
Nicolette: "Who wants to pick out the tree?"

December 8: The Christmas Play
Nicolette: "Everybody get ready. We'll be leaving to see Andi's Christmas play, A Christmas Peter Pan."

[Andi is dressed in her Tinkerbell costume]

David: "Andi, you look so adorable in your Tinkerbell costume."

December 20
David: "Who wants to decorate the tree?"

December 21
Nicolette: "Who wants to go shopping?"

December 22
David: "Who's ready to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas, An All Dogs Christmas Carol, Frosty the Snowman, A Muppet Family Christmas and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?"

December 23
Nicolette: "Who wants to make the gingerbread house?"

Andi: "Me, me, me, ME!"

December 24
David: "Who's Ready to go to church, eat dinner, and watch Tom and Jerry in a Nutcracker Tale, Bah, Humduck!, Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, The Muppet Christmas Carol and How the Grinch stole Christmas?"

Andi: "Me, me, me!!!"

Nicolette: "Since Andi already been to church, she'll stay with me and help me make the gingerbread train."

Andi: "Oh boy!!!"

[1 hour later]

[David,Bridget,Jason and Frank knock on the door]

Jason: "Hey Mom! We're home!"

Frank: "Let's watch Christmas Movies!"

David: "I'm afraid not for Frank because he misbehaved."

Nicolette: "Oh! What did he do, David?"

David: "He played Grand Theft Auto on his PSP without headphones, rapped a Kayne West song, said the s word in German, peed on the pews, bullied a kid with Down Syndrome in the church, shoplifted from the store which he is not supposed to when it's church, texted a bad message on Bridget's iPhone and threw it, bit a person, stole some toys that were meant to be given to Toys for Tots, ran amok and said the f word in German, as well. To Frank, he found it hilarious."

Nicolette (to the kids minus Frank): "Which movie would you like to watch first?"

Andi: "Tom and Jerry: Nutcracker Tale!"

Bridget: "Yeah, I love the Nutcracker ballet!"

Jason: "Yeah, and I like Tom and Jerry!"

Nicolette: "OK, I'll get the snacks."

[Frank tries to enter but David guards him]

David: "Not a chance, pal."

Frank: "Why?"

Nicolette:

David:

[Frank enters his room and gets on his PSP]

David (to Frank): "Can I have the PSP, please?"

December 25
At midnight

Opening Presents
David: Time to open presents!

[The kids look in their stockings]

Andi:

Oscar:

Bob:

Megan:

Leslie:

Josie:

Frank: "A lump of coal?!"

Aunt Nastazia: "That means, young man, you do not deserve any presents until next year."

[Frank finds a note saying "Frank, you were extremely bad this year. You ruined some occasions. You ruined vacation by being spoiled and doing other bad stuff, attacking your siblings,and playing questionable music. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Frank: "If I'm not happy, then I'll make sure nobody is."

[Bridget and Jason wake up]

[Bridget and Jason look in their stockings]

Bridget: "Good morning, everyone."

Jason: "Merry Christmas!"

[The kids go to the Christmas tree]

Andi: "Mommy, I can't find my presents!"

Oscar: "Mine are missing!"

Bob: "Did Santa forget to bring me mine?"

Megan: "Someone took my presents!"

Leslie: "I bet it was the Grinch!"

Josie: "My presents are gone!"

[Cut to Jason and Bridget say what they got in their stockings]

Jason: "Wonderful! I got "

Bridget: "Sweet! I got an iPod Nano, an iPhone, a Laptop computer, a box of Godiva chocolates, an iTunes gift card, an Evanescence CD and The Hunger Games book!"

Christmas Breakfast
David: "Kids, time for breakfast!"

[Andi and Frank, along with their cousins, Oscar, Bob, Leslie, Megan and Josie gather into the dining room]

[On the table, we see cinnamon pancakes, muffins, smoked bacon, fresh fruit, hot cocoa, buttermilk pancakes, Canadian bacon, fruit spreads, blueberry syrup, scones, coffee, breakfast tea, egg cups, blueberry pancakes, maple syrup, fruit juices, waffles and cinnamon rolls]

[Bridget and Jason look for their presents]

[Soon they find them]

Bridget: "Kids, we found your missing presents!"

Jason: "They're all here!"

Christmas Afternoon
[Bridget opens up all her presents]

Bridget: " "

[Jason opens up all his presents]

Jason: " "

[Andi opens up all her presents]

Andi: " "

[Megan opens up all her presents]

Megan: " "

Christmas Night
(Frank throws David's iPad 7 on the stairs and it breaks)

David: "What happened?

(David sees a broken iPad 7)

David: "Francis Malcolm Spotlow-Garbiel!"

Frank: "Yes, dad?!?"

David: "You are banned from watching Rolie Polie Olie, Shaun the Sheep, and Wallace and Gromit for the rest of the year! You lost all of your video games, consoles included! You also lost your play car! You are banned from playing with your friends for the rest of the year!"

Frank: "I WANNA WATCH ROLIE POLIE OLIE, SHAUN THE SHEEP, WALLACE AND GROMIT, PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES, SEE MY FRIENDS, AND MY PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!"

David: "You are also not allowed to listen to Jay Z, Ke$ha, Maroon 5, Nickleback, Green Day and Linkin Park for the rest of the year!"

Nicolette: "David, your iPad 7 came with the full 2-year warranty, so if it broke, they'll cover it."

[Frank screams]

Nicolette: "Now what?"