Iconic-Todaro Family visit the Kirochu Family 2024

Transcript
Nicole: "The Iconic-Todaros revisited the Kirochus in 2024 to see how they are doing."

[The Iconic-Todaro Family are in Kansas]

Lucy: "Can we visit the Kirochus? I heard that they had a 5-year-old girl."

Paula: "Of course!"

[Giuseppe is drinking vodka]

[Giuseppe is passed out, drunk on the recliner whilst Lucy and Paula tiptoe past him and leave the house]

Visit
Giuseppe: "Only the adults are allowed to watch TV. Got it?"

Paula: "I thought I got away from you."

James: "ARE YOU (bleep)ING SERIOUS?! THAT RULE IS (bleep)ING UNTRUE, TARIKO CAN WATCH POKEMON ALL SHE LIKES, JI KWONG IS ALLOWED TO WATCH HER FAVORITE MOVIES WHICH IS HARRY POTTER, ANNA CAN WATCH THE BLOODY X FACTOR ALL SHE WANTS, THE TRIPLETS CAN WATCH PAJANIMALS ANYTIME!!"

[Ji woong points his machine gun at Giuseppe]

Ji woong: "You don't make the rules, spank any of them and I will shoot you with a gun."

[Anna brings out a knife she borrowed from Ji woong]

Anna: "So you'd better leave her alone...or else! Got it? OR I WILL MAKE YOU AND YOUR GROUP OF NERDS SUFFER!"

[Ji kwong is watching Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets with Ji sung]

Ji kwong: "Okay Ji sung, what was different about the spell that Harry used against Draco?"

Ji sung: "In the books, the spell was the Tickling Charm, it did the effect it was supposed to, but in the movies, it's used as a blasting charm."

Ji kwong: "Good, okay then next quest―"

Stacie: "Alright, girls!"

[Stacie tries to go near Ji kwong, only for her to bring out her replica of the Gryffindor sword from the Harry Potter series]

Ji kwong: "En garde! IT'S RUDE TO INTERRUPT WHEN I'M ASKING MY COUSIN QUESTIONS!"

Giuseppe: "You cheeky (bleep)!"

[Giuseppe attempts to spank Ji kwong but she runs upstairs]

Ji kwong: "Come and get me, or just cry like a baby!!!"

[Ji kwong throws her Harry Potter Goblet Of Fire book at Giuseppe, hitting him hard, going downstairs and getting it back]

Ji kwong: "That'll teach you not how to mess with me!"

Giuseppe: (growls) "COME HERE, BRAT!"

Ji Kwong: "No, wanna face the consequences for attacking me?!"

[Giuseppe throws a bowling ball at Ji kwong, but misses as she moves away]

Ji kwong: "Missed me!" *blows raspberry*

Pietro: "Grrr... Most annoying (bleep) ever!"

[Stacie comes up to Ji min]

Stacie: "Heyyy (long bleep)!"

Ji min: "What dork?"

Stacie: "YOUR DAUGHTER NEEDS TO LOVE GIRLY THINGS! NOT HOGWARTS (bleep)! THAT'S FOR BOYS! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVING ALL THAT HARRY (bleep)ER MERCHINDAISE!"

Ji min: (in horror, by word more in shock) "THERE ARE MANY GIRLS WHO LIKE HARRY POTTER AND APPEALS TO BOTH GENDERS! SHUT UP YOU STUPID (bleep) WHO KILLS PEOPLE WITH GUNS!"

[Ji min slaps Stacie]

Paula: "Not again!!"

Ji woong: "What does she do?"

Paula: "Has fights with everyone!"

Ji sung: "My god..."

[Ji min pushes Stacie towards Angelo]

Angelo: "Are you OK?"

Stacie: "Let me go, Angelo! Let me at her!"

[Ji Kwong is hiding in the closet]

[Giovanni finds Ji kwong]

Ji kwong: "떠나..." (Translation: Leave...)

Giovanni: "Um... little girl, what is your name?"

Ji kwong: "ᅥᅣᅡ재ᅮᇂ " (Translation: Ji kwong)

Giovanni: "So. you're that brat that threw that book, come with me right now."

[Ji kwong violently gets her Godric Gryffindor sword out and violently attacks, then runs off]

[Ji min, Ji woong, and the triplets sneak upstairs to scare and prank Giuseppe and his siblings]

Ji min: "I'll scare the 'I think novels are for boys'!"

Ji woong: "I'll scare the stupid guy, the triplets will scare the swear singers, Ji kwong will scare Giuseppe."

[Ji woong, Ji min, Ji kwong go into hiding]

Ji kwong: "Uncle Ji woong? would this even work."

Ji woong: "Korean version of The Grudge."

Ji kwong: "Boo-Ya!"

Ji min: "Shhh...."

cut to:

[Giuseppe and his siblings are upstairs]

Giuseppe: "That Potter-loving girl must be here somewhere."

[Giuseppe comes towards a Harry Potter doll]

Giuseppe: "This girl likes too much Harry Potter!!!"

Ji kwong: "주세페..." (Translation: Giuseppe...)

[Stacie faces Ji kwong]

Stacie: "You..You scared the (bleep) out of me.."

[Ji kwong is watching from the balcony while sitting down]

Stacie: "What are you doing up there?"

[Stacie goes upstairs but Ji kwong flees]

[A Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book comes out of nowhere, hitting Marshall and a shadowed female figure around 6 gets the book and runs off]

Marshall: "OW!!!!"

[Ji min and Ji Kwong hide]

[Stacie hides quietly in Anna's room]

[Giuseppe hides quietly in Tariko's room]

[Pietro, Angelo, and Giovanni hide quietly in the triplets' room]

[Marshall hides quietly in Ji kwong's room]

3 minutes later

[Tariko comes in her room]

[Giuseppe jumps out of nowhere]

Giuseppe: "SURPRISE!"

[Giuseppe gets the mace but Tariko snaps it in half]

7 minutes later

[Anna comes in her room]

[We hear five bullets coming out of a machine gun]

Anna: "Stacie, go away!!!!!!!!!!"

[Anna gets out a knife]

12 minutes later

[Ji sung, Ji hung, and Ji chang come in their room]

[We hear a radio playing "Die Die Dirty"]

[The triplets destroy the radio by throwing out of the window]

17 minutes later

[Ji kwong comes in her room]

[Marshall pops out of nowhere]

Marshall: "SURPRISE!"

[Ji kwong gets out a knfie]

[Giuseppe comes in with a mace but James and Ji woong come in with machine guns]

Ji woong: "LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!"

[Ji woong fires at Marshall]

Marshall: "STOP IT!"

[James fires at Marshall]

James: "No, not until you stop annoying my family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Marshall flees from the room]

[James and Ji woong enter Anna's room]

Ji woong: "DIE!"

[Ji woong fires at Stacie]

Ji woong: "I stole these machine guns, and gave it to dad in case of emergencies."

[Stacie flees]

[James enters Tariko's room]

Tariko: "DAD!"

[James fires at Giuseppe]

[Giuseppe flees]

[James enters Ji kwong's room]

James: "Get out!"

[James fires at the swear singers]

James: "You are not welcome at our house!"

Ji woong: "(bleep)ing right!"

Ji kwong: "UNCLE! GRANDDAD!"

Ji woong: "We'll hold them off!"

[Ji kwong gets her Harry Potter books out]

Ji kwong: "My prized possessions, GRANDAD! UNCLE! I'LL HANDLE THEM MYSELF!"

Ji woong: "Are you nuts?"

Ji kwong: "It's time for me to save my family, go! I am already equipped with my books!"

James: "Ji kwo---"

Ji kwong: "이동!" (Translation: GO!)

[James and Ji woong flee]

Ji kwong: "Alright, it ends here, this is for you attacking me and sneaking up on me, nearly damaging my brain as a baby, and you'll be sorry!"

[Ji kwong throws all 7 books and uses them as knives]

Ji kwong: "Leave my family alone........."

Giovanni: "DON'T LET ME KICK YOUR A** LITTLE GIRL!"

[Ji kwong gets her Gryffindor sword out, again]

Ji kwong: "Say all hail Kirochu Family line, alas, you idiotic Italians and British people, I'm not offending anyone else from Italy and the UK other than you 6, all 6 of you shall be gone for the rest of my life!"

Ji woong: "YOU JUST HAVE MADE ONE REALLY FATAL MISTAKE MR AND MISS. POTATO JERKS!"

Ji kwong: "Yeah! It's payback time, you 6! You really deserved it anyway!"

Orla: "JAMES DO SOMETHING!"

[Ji kwong gives Stacie's guns to Ji min, the mace to Ji woong]

Ji kwong: "Defenseless little idiots, Uncle, mommy, DO IT!"

[Ji woong and Ji min start attacking]

Nicole: "Note to Todaros, never (bleep) around with a YouTube stars' daughter and niece, especially if she loves Harry Potter."

Ji kwong: "That's the spirit! Keep it up!"

Giuseppe and siblings at the hospital
Nicole: I never thought I would love to see Giuseppe and his siblings at the hospital.

Doctor: Marshall has gunshot wounds on his legs, Stacie has her Adam's apple cracked, Giovanni has a fractured arm along with Pietro, Angelo has a ruptured Achilles tendon, and Giuseppe has a paralysed pair of vocal cords. They will recover in three weeks.

The Todaros recover from their injuries
'''Nicole: As soon as they healed, things get REALLY bad! Luckily I got to keep the peace.'''

Paula: Giusepp, PLEASE! What's going on in your head?!

Giuseppe: THOSE STUPID DOODIE HEADS!!!

Pietro: GRRRRR!!!

Angelo: THOSE AWFUL BRUTES! NEXT CHANCE WE GOT WE'LL SLICE THEM IN HALF!

Stacie: I can't believe they hurt us.

Giovanni: D*** THOSE KIROCHU CHILDREN!!!

Marshall: I AM GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE CHILDREN MYSELF!!!

Nicole: Gah! I guss there's one thing that I can do! [calls on the phone] Hello? Yeah, Giuseppe called The Kirochu Children doodie heads in anger. And his siblings are also angry. Yeah? Let the judge decide what to do? Okay.