Paris Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Narrator: "Tonight on Supernanny...

Brenda: "ELMO QUIT ROLLING IN THE DIRT!"

Elmo: "Stinky butt, stinky butt!"

Narrator: Stella visits Columbus, Ohio to meet the Paris Family."

Jeff: [poops on the floor]

Brenda: "Oh my god, Jeff! That's so disgusting!"

Narrator: "Four boys drive their parents up the wall."

Darren: SHUT UP!

Collin: [smacks Lori]

Jeff: [smacks Brenda] A******!

Submission Reel
Stella: "Let's take a look and see who we have this time."

???: "Hi we're the Paris Family! My name's Brenda."

???: "And i'm Diego."

Brenda: "We have 9 kids, Hailey who is 15."

[Hailey is studying for an upcoming Physical Science test]

Brenda: Twin girls Erin and Lori who are 13.

Lori: "Which nail polish color looks best to put on?"

Erin: "I say the red one."

Lori: "Let's try it."

Diego: Robert is 11.

[Robert is playing basketball]

Diego: "Daniel who is 9."

[Daniel is reading a book]

Brenda: "Elmo is 7."

Elmo: [rolls in the dirt]

Brenda: "ELMO QUIT ROLLING IN THE DIRT!"

Elmo: "Stinky butt, stinky butt!"

Diego: "Twin boys Darren and Collin who are 4."

[Darren and Collin are fighting]

Brenda: And Jeff who is 3.

Jeff: [flips Brenda the bird off]

Brenda: "Jeff, no! Naughty Corner now!"

Diego: "Hailey, Erin, Lori, Robert and Daniel are well behaved but Elmo, Darren, Collin and Jeff are far from it."

Elmo: "F*** YOU I CAN ROLL IN THE DIRT IF I WANT TO!"

[Jeff kicks Brenda]

Brenda: "Ow!"

Darren: "Ooh is your name Elmo?

Elmo: "Yeah so?"

Darren: "So you are stupid!"

Elmo: "SHUT UP!"

[Elmo then smacks Darren and they fight]

Diego: "Supernanny we need your help."

Stella: "Don't worry Brenda and Diego, i'm on my way. [closes her laptop]