Shimbu Family/Transcript

This a transcript of the Shimbu Family

Opening
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny, Jo meets the Shimbus

Ryder: Pine, get dressed!

Pine: Fine!

Announcer: A couple who have lost control over their 7 year old daughter.

Rosie: Shut up!

Riley: NO!

Rosie: YOUR STUPID PINE!

Pine: Stop it Rosie!

Announcer: And dad who is soft

Ryder: Do your homework, then you can go to the park!

Announcer: And mom who is so extreme

Riley: PINE! GET OVER HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND

Announcer: Will Jo get this family back on track?

Submission Reel
Jo: Lets take a look at this family

Ryder: Hi, we are the Shimbu Family, I am Ryder, 42 years old

Riley: And I am Riley, 40 years old, we have 2 kids

Ryder: Pine, who is 11

Pine: I dont wanna do homework!

Riley: And Rosie who is 7

Ryder: Rosie is the worst kid in our house

Riley: She will scream, hit, bite, swear, scratch and even stab you

Rosie: F... YOU!!

Ryder: The oldest child, Pine, will tend to have a moment too.

Riley: Pine, go and get your shoes

Pine: No!

Jo: Look at this lazy kid

Ryder: I work at a college

Riley: And I am a stay at home mum

Riley + Ryder: Supernanny! COME NOW!

Jo: This family does need my help.

Observation
Jo: (knocks on door)

Riley: Hello Jo!

Jo: Hello, whats your name?

Riley: Riley, nice to meet you

Jo: Where are the kids?

Riley: At school, I have to collect them.

Riley leads Jo to the car

Riley: When I go to collect the kids, it is a big deal!

(They arrive at the school)

Riley: Here is Pine's class

Pine: Hi mum, who is this?

Jo: Hi, I am Jo, whats your name and how old are you?

Pine: My name is Pine and I am 10 years old.

Riley: Your 11!

(They go to Rosie's class)

Riley: Hello Rosie!

Rosie: SHUT UP MOMMY! (She kicks Riley in the tummy)

Jo: Hello there, whats your name and how old are you?

Rosie: IM NOT TELLING YOU STUPID B....!

Riley: Her name is Rosie and she is 7 years old

Jo: Is this the way she normally behaves?

Riley: Yes

(Riley picks up Rosie and the family head to the car)

Rosie: LET ME GO! (hits Pine)

Pine: OUCH!

Riley: Pine, dont annoy her

Jo: Mum just blamed Pine when Rosie just hit him, just not ok

Riley: Its ok Rosie

(The Family get home)

Rosie: I wanna go in the pool!

Pine: You cant!

(Rosie runs and jumps in the pool)

Pine: ROSIE THAT IS DANGEROUS!!

Rosie: YOUR TURN! (pushes Pine into pool)

Jo: I just seen Rosie push Pine into the pool.

Riley: PINE! WHY ARE YOU IN THE POOL!!!!

Rosie: Pine pushed me in!!

Riley: GET CHANGED! THEN DO YOUR HOMEWORK MISTER!

Jo: I had to talk to Pine

Pine: Come in!

Jo: How do you feel when mum blames you?

Pine: I feel bad and I feel like Rosie is my boss and what she wants, she gets

Jo: Tomorrow, I am going to speak to mummy and tell her what she needs to do.

Pine: She never spends time with me, only Rosie.

Jo: Would you like some quality time with mum?

Pine: Yeah, I only get quality time with my dad.

Jo: Ok, I will change everything tomorrow, bye!

(Ryder comes home)

Jo: Hi, nice to meet you, I am Jo

Ryder; Hi, I am Ryder

Jo: So what will you usually do now?

Ryder: I will help Pine do his homework

Jo: Later, it was bathtime, and mum struggled to put Rosie in the bathtub.

Riley; Take off your clothes!

Rosie: NO! (bite)

Riley: I will take them off for you then.

Rosie: NO MOTHER......

Riley: Excuse me?

(Riley puts Rosie in bathtub)

Rosie; I hate you poopy face!

Jo: After Rosie had a bath, I wanted to go and talk to her.

Rosie: Hello?

Jo: Why do you swear and hit and bite?

Rosie: I get angry at my mother

Jo: Why do you?

Rosie: I watched videos of people tantruming and getting their own way so I decided to try it too

Jo: Do you want to be naughty or nice?

Rosie: Naughty now SCRAM! (hit)

Ryder: Bedtime Rosie

Rosie: NO! I WANNA STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT!

Ryder: You'll be all tired and you wont be clever for school

Rosie: I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT SCHOOL S...TTY ALL I CARE ABOUT IS INJURING YOU! D...KHEAD!

Jo: I'll be back tomorrow!

(Morning and Jo comes)

Riley: Good Morning

Jo: Good Morning, what are you gonna do now?

Riley: Ryder, will try to wake Pine up and I will try to get Rosie up

Jo: I decided to take a look at Ryder

Ryder: Pine, come on, get dressed

Pine: Fine

Ryder: Here is your homework

Riley: Rosie, wake up!

Rosie: Get out b...h!

Riley: Your gonna be late for school Rosie!

Rosie: I DONT CARE YOU LYER!

Riley: (drags Rosie out of bed) You HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!

Jo: Riley just dragged a 7 year old out of a bed. Just disgusting

Rosie: FINE!!

Ryder: Lets get in the car everyone

Pine: Ok

Rosie: Yeah!

Ryder: We drive the kids to school, then I go to work then Riley, she takes over driving

Jo: Bye everyone!

Riley: Bye!

Jo: I need to start a meeting with this family because mums attitude is going absolutely no where

Announcer: In the Family Meeting, Riley bursts out at Jo

Riley: I don't give a s..t about what you say, its about what I say so just leave you idiot!

Announcer: And Rosie doesn't give in to the house rules

Rosie: RUBBISH STUPID HOUSE RULES!

Announcer: When Supernanny returns

Family Meeting
Jo: So, this is our family meeting

Ryder: Ok

Jo: First, lets talk about Pine, Pine is a 11 year old smart boy and gets blamed for dumb reasons

(Riley and Ryder nod)

Jo: Riley, I have seen Rosie hit Pine, and without giving Rosie a warning, you just blame Pine instead

Riley: Ok sure you dumb idiot

Ryder: Riley hates being told off

Jo: Rosie is a 7 year old girl, and her behaviour is ridiculous for that age, she gets praised for bad behaviour

Ryder: Pine does misbehave and winds up Rosie

Jo: Ryder, your wrong, Rosie winds up Pine and she hit him full belt

Riley: LOOK AT ME JO! YOU LISTEN TO ME! ITS NOT YOUR HOUSEHOLD!

Jo: Riley! I am making changes to this house, it is drama!

Riley: I dont give a s..t about what you say, its about what I say so just leave you idiot!

Jo: Riley, why-

Riley: Stop saying your rules!

(Riley runs out)

Jo: Riley! Riley! Come back!

Riley: Sorry Jo!

Teaching
Jo: I had teach these children the house rules

Riley: These are the house rules

Jo: Number 1, no kicking, Number 2, no swearing, Number 3, no hitting

Rosie: Even if I do this! (hits Pine)

Jo: Riley, I would like you to go to Rosie and go to her level and say in a low tone voice that is unacceptable

Riley: Rosie, hitting is not acceptable, you'll have to timeout if you do it again.

Rosie: F... off mummy!

Jo: I would like you to take Rosie to that room and I am gonna name it the naughty room.

Riley: Come on, into the naughty room

Rosie: Sorry mummy give me another chance!

Jo: Ignore her Riley, now place her on the chair and tell her why you have brought her here

Riley: Rosie, you have been placed on the chair because you swore and hit Pine

Jo: Now she has to stay there for 7 minutes, if she gets out of the room, the 7 minutes start again

Rosie: NO!! MUMMY!

Jo: Ignore her cries

(7 minutes go by)

Riley: Rosie, you have

Rosie: b...h get out!

Jo: She can stay in there for another 7 minutes

Rosie: JO! YOUR A B...H!

(Rosie runs outside and jumps into pool)

Jo: Riley, get her out

Riley: NAUGHTY ROOM NOW! (drags her to room and locks door)

Jo: Riley, the way you brought Rosie to the room was aggressive

Rosie: LET ME OUT NOW!!!!

(7 minutes later)

Riley: Rosie, you have been placed here because

Rosie: SHUT UP!

Jo: Rosie, you have been placed in this room due to your bad behaviour, apologize to mummy or you can stay for another 7 minutes!

Rosie: Sorry mummy

Riley: Thats ok, now hugs and kisses

(Rosie and Riley hug and kiss)

Jo: Rosie did calm down and come out, but it was Pine's turn

Pine: Mum, help me! NOW!

Riley: Pine, that is disrespectful language, if you do it again, you'll go in the naughty room for 11 minutes

Pine: Get a life

Riley: Go to the naughty room Pine

Pine: No!

Riley: (walks Pine to naughty room) yes!

Pine: Its not fair

(11 minutes later)

Riley: Pine, you have been placed in this room

Pine: Don't wanna hear it thanks

Jo: Riley, Pine can have 11 minutes more

Pine: JO! NO!

Jo: Rosie started to play up so Riley had two naughty rooms.

Rosie: Your not the boss of me Riley Shimbu!

Riley: You do not say my first name

Jo: I would like you to put Rosie in the dining room.

(Pine runs out)

Pine: STINKY HEAD MOM!

Rosie: FARTY PANTS!

Riley: (carries Rosie into room) Rose you need to stay

(7 minutes later)

Riley: Do

Rosie: WAAA! GO AWAY YOU MAKE ME CRY!

(Ryder comes home)

Jo: I'd like you to talk to Ryder about the kids behaviour today Riley

Riley: Rosie and Pine they were being disrespectful, so can you deal with Pine

Ryder: Ok (knocks on door)

Pine: Come in

Ryder: Pine, you have been disrespectful to mum today haven't you?

Pine: Yes

Ryder: That needs to change, what did you do disrespectful

Pine: Talk back to my mother

Ryder: Your eleven years old, that needs to change

Jo: Rosie's anger is way too high for a naughty room, so I am going to give her the chill out area

Rosie: RUBBISH HOUSE RULES! YA YA!

Jo: Rosie, house rules will stay

Rosie; Ok jo! Get your way

Riley: Kids, dinner time!

Rosie: I dont want dinner

Jo: Tell Rosie she has 2 choices, to eat her dinner or to go in the Chill Out Area

Riley: Rosie if you don't eat you are going to go in the Naughty room.

Rosie: I don't care so f..k off and let me get my way.

Riley: Chill Out Area

Rosie: F..K OFF YOU LITTLE MOTHERF..KER F..K OFF!

(Riley picks up Rosie and carries her to the Chill Out Area)

(Rosie screams)

Riley: Rosie

Rosie: WHAT THE F..K DO YOU WANT?

Jo: Riley, look at me. Rosie, you were asked to eat your dinner, but you refused and swore. Your behaviour is absolutely unacceptable for a, how old are you?

Rosie: Seven

Jo: Seven year old, that is disgusting. Your not four, now I expect you to say sorry to your mummy, and hug her.

Riley: Rosie learned her lesson from Jo's talking to her.

Rosie: Sorry mummy..

Riley: Thats ok

Jo: Pine has said he wants quality time with his mum, so I brought him a football!

Riley: Pine, do you want to play football with me?

Pine: Sure thing mum!

Riley: Gee Pine, your very good at this game!

Pine: And he shoots and he scores!

Jo: Pine, how do you feel now you have quality time with mum?

Pine: I feel, I don't know how to say this but I feel jolly!

Jo: Ok, now I am going to be gone for 2 weeks, and I will be seeing how you do!

Riley: Ok!

How the Family get on without Jo's help
Riley: Rosie, can you clean your room?

Rosie: No! Get out!

Riley: Rosie, don't, speak that way

Rosie: F..k you

Riley: Get to the chill out area!

Rosie: No!

Riley: ROSIE!

Rosie: F..k off

Riley: YOU KNOW WHAT? GET YOUR F..KING BUTT TO THAT NAUGHTY AREA BECAUSE I HATE YOU!

(Rosie runs off crying to Ryder)

Ryder: Whats the matter?

Rosie: Mom said she hates me

Ryder: She never.

Rosie: She did.

Ryder: Oh my lord, RILEY!

Riley: What?

Ryder: Why did you say you hate Rosie!

Riley: Because shes a little a.shole.

Ryder: YOU SHUT UP OR I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU

Riley: YOU SHUT UP!

Rosie: STOP!! I DON'T LIKE YOU BOTH SHOUTING!

(Riley pushes Rosie down some stairs)

Riley: SHUT THE F..KING H.LL UP ROSIE! NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU LITTLE BRAT!

Ryder: 999? My wife has gone mad!

(Rosie locks herself in her bedroom and scene skips to Pine in his bedroom talking to Riley)

Pine: Hey, maybe we can go to the fairground?

Riley: No, quality time up my bloody a.s. f..k off 11 year old A.S!

Rosie: Brother, mummy wummy is scary!

Pine: I know! I want Jo back!

(the next day at school)

Rosie: Hi mummy!

(Riley whips her)

Rosie: What did you do that for?

Riley: Your a bad f..king girl, I wanna kill you

Rosie: But but!

Teacher 1: Excuse me!?

(Pine breaks down in tears)

Jo: Oh my lord, Riley, you've slipped up!

Supernanny Comes Back
Jo: Hello

Riley and Ryder: Hi

Jo: Lets see.

(video shows Rosie refusing to clean her room)

Jo: Riley, you gave her a warning, instead of taking her to the chill out zone, you talked to her, and you shockingly SWORE at her!

Riley: Ummm. I was fuming.

Jo: Riley, you should of took her to the chill out zone, next clip

(Ryder calls 999 and Riley pushes Rosie down the stairs)

Riley: I was angry there.

Jo: AND THAT WAS A REASON TO PUSH HER DOWN SOME STAIRS! You both slipped up! I am sorry!

Riley: Ok..