User blog:Plankton5165/10 worst Pokemon in my opinion

Hello, of the 800+ Pokemon out there, which 10 Pokémon are bad? Let’s go...


 * 10 - Armaldo - It’s useless and takes a fucking eternity to evolve.
 * 9 - Charizard - It will set shit on fire. Watch out!!!
 * 8 - Feraligatr - I do not suck at spelling, ok? I won three spelling bees and should’ve won even more but they refused to hold it because I was such a good speller.
 * 7 - Ferrothorn - Too many spikes. Exceedingly dangerous!
 * 6 - Jumpluff - It cannot Use Fly. What the serious fuck?! And it’s useless, useless, useless!
 * 5 - Ribombee - Ahh!!!! A bee!!!!! And it’s too small and light a Pokémon. It must be fucking useless.
 * 4 - Floette - 100% female. Are you kidding me? Since when did I say I was a fan of 100% female?
 * 3 - Pikachu - WHY DOES THIS POKÉMON NOT WANT TO EVOLVE?!
 * 2 - Ampharos - Is good for nothing but electrocuting the shit out of me!
 * 1 - Vileplume - Is sluggish as all hell, it must have been the one who made my sister Laura sick when I was looking forward to seeing her come over after a number of days, and you sure can say the Pokémon is “vile”.

April fools! This is actually the order of the top 10 best Pokémon in my opinion.

Did you know that Vileplume’s Pokédex Number is the same as its catch rate? Look it up to see if that’s an April Fools joke too.