Langbroek Family 2010 Halloween

Transcript
Alicia: "Hold still now, I'm almost done."

Kristin: "There we go. Shelby's all ready for Halloween, isn't she, mom?"

Alicia: "Yes, dear. She makes a pretty sunflower."

Kristin: "I'll take Helen, Leanne and Shelby this year."

Serghei: "Let me get a picture of you."

The family goes trick-or-treating
[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman begin running across the street]

Alicia: "Hold on you three. Stop, you are disobeying the rules of the road. A car could come and hurt you."

Haley, Bridie, Manu and Leighton: "Trick-or-treat!"

Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Trick-or-poo-poo!"

Alicia: "You don't say that to a neighbor, that is impolite."

Neighbor: "I've got some treats for you darlings. I've got toothbrushes, one for each of you."

Sherman: "Toothbrushes?!"

[The family goes to the next house to find that there is no one home]

Teddy: "Stingy, selfish people!"

Sherman: "If they won't give us treats, we'll give them tricks!"

[Bryce throws eggs at the house, Sherman tosses rocks at the window and Teddy decorates the house and trees with toilet paper]

Bridie: "Come on, dudes. Let's find another house."

Bryce: "They'd better have treats for us...or else!"

[The triplets pull out slingshots and shoot tiny pebbles at the house]

Teddy: "Ugh, no one's home!"

Back Home
Manu: "Hey, my treats are gone!"

Leighton: "So are mine!"

Alicia: "Boys, you ate them."

[We see Bryce with chocolate smeared around his mouth]

[Shelby cries]

Kristin: "What's wrong, my baby? *gasp* Did your naughty uncles eat yours too?"

[Shelby nods her head]

Alicia: "Oh my god. Did you boys do something that's greedy?"

[Sherman belches loudly]

Alicia: "Right, that's it. Kristin!"

Kristin: "Yes, Mom?"

Alicia: "Can you get eBay on the phone and dial their number?"

Kristin: "What for? Do you have something you have no use for or that you don't need?"

Alicia: "These three (bleep)s have all got to kiss and say goodbye to all their Handy Manny DVDs for good!"

Kristin: "What did they do this time? What are we going to use the money for?"

Alicia: "They gobbled up all of their siblings' treats."

[Kristin lifts the receiver and dials the number to eBay]

[Sherman yanks the phone cord out of the wall]

[Bryce shuts off the power]

[Teddy snatches the phone and tosses it out the window and it smashes, after falling from a 2-story window]

[Bryce flushes Kristin's iPhone down the toilet]

[The triplets walk out to the balcony and pee over the railing and on the street]

[The boys smash every phone in the house and shove the computer out the window, smashing it]

[Sherman nearly throws Bridie's white Nintendo DS out the window]

Bridie: "MOMMY! Sherman took my white Nintendo DS!"

[Alicia heads outside and examines the pee on the streets]

[Teddy flushes Alicia's Smartphone down the toilet]

[Bryce switches the power back on]

Bryce: "There, our work is done."

[The boys head onto bed]

Kristin: "Dad, can you stay with Shelby for a few minutes?"

Serghei: "Sure. What for?"

Kristin: "Because Mom and I have to talk to the boys because they did something terrible."

[Alicia and Kristin burst into the triplets' bedroom and lose it]

Alicia: "That is the last straw!"

Kristin: "You three have gone too far this time!"

Alicia: "One of these days, I'm gonna put you three in a military school!"

[cut to]

[Policemen arrive]

Policeman: "Hi there, triplets. What are your names?"

Teddy: "I am Teddy, this is Bryce, and this is Sherman."

Policeman: "You are all arrested for loo entry and damage of a very very very high amount and turning electronics into goners. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against the court of law. You have the right to be questioned as well."

Bryce: "I don't want you here, YOU JERK! It doesn't matter...it's free! Now get off the way of what we (bleep)ing do!"

[Sherman sprays cranberry sauce in the policeman's face, while Teddy flushes the policeman's cuffs down the toilet]

Policeman: "Okay then."

[Policeman leaves and comes back with nine more police officers]

Policewoman: "Theodore William, Bryce, and Sherman Glenn Langbroek, you are all under arrest, and we mean it. For flushing cuffs down the toilet, abusive language towards a police officer, and spraying cranberry sauce in his face, you might not the get the chance of freedom for a very long time."

[The policewoman handcuffs Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman]

Teddy: "You're not my mother!"

Sherman: "So you can't tell us..."

Bryce: "What to do!"

Teddy: "Let us go!"

Sherman: "Or you'll be..."

Bryce: "SORRY!"

Teddy: "It doesn't matter..."

Sherman: "It is..."

Bryce: "FREE!"

Teddy: "Now get off..."

Sherman: "What we..."

Bryce: "DID!"

Policewoman: "JUST MOVE IT MISTERS AND TELL IT TO THE JUDGE! AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE THE JUDGE SAYS YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY!"

Bryce: "(bleep) YOU!"

[Policeman ignores Bryce's comment and banishes the triplets to the back of a cop car]