Revenge Trick/Transcript

Planning
Darren: I can't believe I got milk splashed on and being called homophobic slurs by Drake and Asuka!

Kingston: What do you mean?

Darren: They called me the F word that is not "fuck"! How the hell did these bitches splash milk on me and call me homophobic F-slurs?

Paisley: I don't understand. Maybe because you're gay.

Darren: I knew it! These homophobic scumbags threw milk at me and called me homophobic crap! That's it! I will break into the Lemmy household and lock Drake and Asuka into their bedrooms and force them to listen to songs they didn't like!

Kingston (sarcastically): Wow, how mature.

Robin: But-But how are we're going to do that?

Darren: Let's bring on the speakers!

[Darren holds the speakers]

Fred: What about The Beatles music?

Darren: There's something even better...

Entering the Lemmy household
[At night, while Drake and Asuka are asleep, Darren and Kingston drag a sleeping Drake out of his bedroom and into the closet while Paisley and Robin drag a sleeping Asuka out of her bedroom and also into the closet]

Darren (whispering): This is fun, this is a fun time.

[Darren locks the bedroom closet, hacks the speakers and plays The Mighty B! theme song out loud as the Keene kids laugh]

Robin: Th-This is so d-d-damn funny!

[Darren records the video]

Darren: I'm so putting this on YouTube!

[Paisley and Robin record the video]

Paisley: Us too!

Robin: Yeah!

[Unfortunately, this woke up Drake, Asuka, and all of the neighbors, babies and dogs, causing Drake, Asuka and the neighbors to become angry, babies to cry, dogs to bark and cars to beep]

Paisley: Uh oh.

Kingston (sarcastically): Again, how mature, you just woke up the entire neighborhood. Well that does make sense. Brilliant plan, scumbags.

[Paisley and Robin mock Kingston by imitating her voice and behavior]

Paisley (mockingly): Brilliant plan, scumbags!

Robin (mockingly): Oh no! You woke every...everyone up! Wh-Whatever will we do?

[Robin laughed]

Drake: HEY! STOP PLAYING THIS SHIT! I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT!

Asuka: DRAKE IS RIGHT, STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING SHIT!

[Daren, Paisley and Robin laughed as Kingston sighed as she facepalmed]

[Darren records the whole video as Paisley and Robin does the same thing]

Drake: FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! GO CHOKE ON A SPIKED COCK IN HELL, BITCHES! NOW I GOT THIS SHITTY SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!

Asuka: YOU DICKWADS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Drake: YEAH, YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES FOR PLAYING THIS TRASH!

Asuka: YOU CAN GO EAT MY SHIT! CHOKE ON A SPIKED COCK IN HELL, FUCKERS!

Darren: Oh yeah? Well, I am doing this for payback!

Drake: I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER WITH A HAMMER UNTIL BLOOD COMES OUT WHILE YOU WILL WATCH!

Asuka: AND I WILL RIP THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF AND THROW IT INTO THE COPPER PAN!

Drake: YOU ARE ALL DICKS!

Asuka: YEAH, DICKWADS!

[Darren, Paisley and Robin laughed as Kingston turns the speakers off]

Kingston: God, your parents are so going to ground you for this crap...

[Paisley and Robin still mock Kingston for her voice and behavior once again]

Paisley and Robin (mockingly): God, your parents are so going to ground you for this crap!

[Kingston turns off the speakers]

[Darren stops recording]

Paisley: Hey, what happened?

Kingston: You woke everyone up and your parents will ground you for this.

Robin: But-But mom and dad are go-going to kill uh-us if they found...if they found out!

[The Keene patriarch, Allgaypeopleare F*gsandalllesbians Areslutsandd*kes opened on the door]

Allgaypeopleare: DARREN, YOU FUCKING FA***T!

Kelly: Allgaypeopleare, calm down! You are waking up the neighbors!

Allgaypeopleare: OH YEAH, WELL THAT F*G, TR***Y AND CHAMELEON FUCKS RUINED THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THE MIGHTY B! THEME SONG!

[Allgaypeopleare comes into the stairs and they see Darren, Kingston, Paisley and Robin]

Darren: Oh crap!

Allgaypeopleare: Oh crap it is! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE LEMMY HOUSEHOLD?

Paisley: Uh, we sended Drake and Asuka out of their bedrooms, locked them in a closet and forced them to listen to The Mighty B! theme over and over again!

Robin: Yeah, we-we thought it was...we thought it was funny!

Allgaypeopleare: No, it's not! It's stupid!

Kingston: See, told ya this is going to happen_

Darren: Drake and Asuka deserved it for splashing milk on me and calling me an F word!

Allgaypeopleare: Well, it's good that the two did that to you because you are a fa***t!

Darren: I recorded the whole thing and sended it to YouTube!

Allgaypeopleare: Give me the fucking phone!

Darren: No, I have personal stuff in there!

Allgaypeopleare: GIVE ME THE PHONE!

Darren: I can't! This video will go viral and it will become a meme!

Allgaypeopleare: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, F*GGY CUNT!

Darren: Whatever, dick!

[Allgaypeopleare unlocks the closet to reveal Drake and Asuka]

Drake: I can't believe these dickwads locked us in a closet and forced us to play The Mighty B! theme song!

Asuka: Yeah, fuck these assholes!

Allgaypeopleare: What happened to you two?

Drake: These four assholes locked us in a closet and forced us to play The Mighty B! theme song!

Asuka: Yeah! We are asleep!

Allgaypeopleare: Oh, I feel bad for you. You are my little homophobic sweethearts.

Kelly: Kids, what you did is very shitty. You locked them into a closet and forced them to play The Mighty B! theme song over and over again.

Darren: Yeah, they called me the F word and splashed milk on me.

Kingston: It was a terrible plan to begin with. Glad they got kicked out of the base.

Paisley: It was actually a good plan.

Robin: Yeah, Darren and...Darren and Paisley are ri-right! Th-they deserved what they got!

Kelly: Honey, I know, but they have been kicked out of the base. They were asleep at first, but when they woke up, they heard The Mighty B! theme song, which played over and over again.

Darren: They're such homophobes! They have no respect for people like me!

Allgaypeopleare: Now why won't you both go back to sleep.

Drake and Asuka: Okay.

Allgaypeopleare: Goodnight.

Drake and Asuka: Goodnight.

[Kelly takes Darren, Kingston, Paisley and Robin to a car and drove them to the Team Terrific 10 Base]

Meanwhile, at the base
[Darren, Paisley and Robin laugh at the video they recorded]

Kingston: What are you guys watching?

Darren: Drake and Asuka getting locked in the closet and forcing them to listen to The Mighty B! theme song to piss them off.

Paisley: Yeah, we did it ourselves!

Robin: And we...and we recorded it!

[Kingston snickers and snorts as Longwei and BE!Maria come in]

BE!Maria: What are you guys watching?

Darren: The video we recorded.

[Longwei watched Darren's video and laughed]

BE!Maria: What's going on?

Longwei: I watched Drake and Asuka locked in a closet and are forced to listen to The Mighty B! theme song.

BE!Maria: Oh my god. Drake and Asuka deserved it!

[BE!Maria laughed as Lei, Fumei and Xiu-mei arrive]

Lei: What are you guys watching?

Longwei: We are watching these fucking assholes getting locked into a closet and are forced to listen to The Mighty B! theme song over and over again!

[Lei, Xiu-mei and Fumei laughed as well]

Xiu-mei: This is so funny, that it hurts! I can't believe Drake and Asuka got locked into a closet!

Lei: Yeah! Drake and Asuka deserved what they got!

Fumei: It is funny. You know, Xiu-mei actually prefered actual good Spongebob Squarepants seasons like Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and other post-sequel movie seasons.

[Sophie arrives with Nicole and Reicheru]

Sophie: What are you watching?

Lei: A funny video.

[Nicole, Sophie and Reicheru also laugh]

Nicole: It's very funny!

[Andrei comes in]

Andrei: What you watching?

Reicheru: Drake and Asuka getting locked into a closet.

Andrei: That funny video! Drake and Asuka locked in closet and forced listen to Mighty B! song funny video!

[Andrei laughs as Michael comes in]

Michael: Huh? Did I hear something?

BE!Maria: Hey, Michael watch this.

Michael: No, thank you. I am blind.

BE!Maria: Drake and Asuka are locked into a closet and are forced to hear The Mighty B! theme song over and over again.

Michael: I'm sorry, but I don't watch The Mighty B!

BE!Maria: Why?

Michael: Because I am blind.

[Haden and Kendra come in]

Haden: Hey, guys.

BE!Maria: We are watching a very funny video about Drake and Asuka getting locked in a closet and The Mighty B! theme song started playing.

Kendra: That is really awesome isn't it?

Xiu-mei: Yeah, imagine you and Haden locking your parents and your siblings in a closet and forcing them to play the Cells at Work! theme song over and over again!

Haden: That is real funny.

Kendra: I know, right?

[Steven, Richard and Ken arrive]

BE!Maria: Check this out, these assholes, Drake and Asuka are locked into a closet and are forced to listen to The Mighty B! theme song!

Longwei: Yeah, they deserved it!

Steven: Let me see.

[Steven sees the video as he laughs]

Steven: Well, at least it is way better than Yoko Ono's music Karen always plays!

Longwei: I agree. The Mighty B! theme song is a thousand times better than fucking Yoko Ono!

Steven: Richard! Ken! You have to see this! Drake and Asuka got locked into a closet and are forced to play The Mighty B theme song!

[Ken bursts into laughter when watching this]

Ken: I laughed when they are yelling and banging into the closet when The Mighty B! theme song plays.

[Richard laughs]

Richard: Me too, but I prefer heavy metal!

Steven: Imagine that we can lock Karen and Gabbie into a closet and forcing them to play The Mighty B! theme song.

Richard: Or heavy metal, death metal and all kinds of metal!

[Audrey, Lucas and Fred arrive]

Longwei: Check this shit out, Drake and Asuka get locked into a closet and are forced to play The Mighty B! theme song!

Audrey: Wait a minute, is that Drake and Asuka?

BE!Maria: Yup.

[Audrey and Lucas laugh]

Audrey: Wow, I know they are badly-behaved but at least they deserved it.

Lucas: Yep, they deserved what they got.

Fred: Nah, I prefer The Beatles.

Audre

[The well-behaved Plank family members, Maria, Lianne, Lilian, Hope, Brooke, Kim and Valentin arrive]

Valentin: What are you guys doing?

Longwei: Watching a very funny video of Drake and Asuka Lemmy getting locked into a closet and are forced to listen to The Mighty B! theme song!

[Valentin, Hope, Brooke, Kim, Maria, Lianne and Lilian burst into laughter]

Valentin: Wow, they really do deserve it, do they?

Hope: Yeah, they totally deserve it. Being locked into a closet and being forced to play The Mighty B! theme song over and over again is the best punishment!

Brooke: It is really funny to begin it. I just laughed when they got pissed off!

Kim: I really do agree. Imagine locking my horrible siblings, Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake and Lisa into a closet and forcing them to play The Mighty B! theme song.

Maria: Or actual good music I listen to such as some actual good pop, rock and rap music like Black Sabbath's Zero the Hero.

Lianne: Yeah, but I'd prefer if we played Led Zeppelin or The Beach Boys.

Lilian: Me too.