Taeko Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Jo heads to Japan on a rescue mission to stop two boys from tearing a family apart."

[Kai shakes Cho's crib]

[Cho cries]

Announcer: "Meet the Taeko Family."

Satoshi: "No, Kai! You're gonna hurt baby Cho if you keep doing it."

Kai: "I was just rocking her crib so she can enjoy it!"

Satoko: "No, it will upset Cho. Now tell her you're sorry."

Kai: "I'm sorry Cho."

Satoko: "You nearly got on the Naughty Square but you said sorry."

Annoncer: "But one is the most badly behaved boy from Asia that Jo has ever come across..."

[Takashi screams]

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm here in Tokyo in Japan ready to help another family in crisis. Let's take a look and see who we got."

Satoshi: "Konnichiwa! We're the Taeko family! I'm Satoshi!"

Satoko: "And I'm Satoko we have Juu (10) children."

Satoshi: "Toshio is Juunana (17), Yoshi is Juuni (12), Fraternal twins Aki and Akio are Juu (10), Shika is Nana and a half (7 1/2), Nobuko is roku (6), Triplets Arata, Kai, and Takashi are yon (4), and Cho who just turned Ni Hi (2 days)."

Satoko: "Kai menaces his newborn sister and hits me, Satoshi but doesn't do any other inappropriate things."

[Kai (in reel) hits Satoshi]

Satoshi (in reel): "No don't do that to daddy."

Kai (in reel): "Sorry."

Satoko: "But Takashi is the worst behaved."

[Takashi (in reel) hits Yoshi]

[Takashi (in reel) screams]

Takashi (in reel): "(Bleep)!"

Satoko: "I work as a waitress at a local sushi restaurant while my husband works as a business communications manager."

Satoshi: "Toshio looks after things in the house."

Toshio: "I get used to this since i already graduated high school roku (six) months ago."

Arata and Kai: "Takashi not being good he won't share his toys with us."

Satoshi: "Arata is the only well-behaved triplet, he is very nice-mannered he and the twins, Yoshi, Toshio, Nobuko, and Shika feel left out because of Kai and Takashi's behaviors but Kai is mostly well-behaved."

Yoshi: "Takashi also breaks my stuff."

Jo: "Poor children."

Satoshi: "My wife loses track of our newborn daughter Cho."

Satoko: "I gave birth to Cho ni hi (2 days) ago."

Satoshi: "Supernanny we need you now!"

Introduction
Jo: "Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Jo."

Satoko: "Konnichiwa i'm Satoko, Arata, Kai, and Takashi can you please greet your new visitor?"

[The triplets come out dressed in kimonos]

Arata and Kai: "Yokoso to our house we are honoured to meet you Jo-san we are Yon (4) years old."

[Arata and Kai bow]

Takashi: "KONNICHIWA THERE YOU STUPID (bleep) YOU (bleep)!"

[Takashi flips Jo off]

Jo: "Those aren't nice words to say!"

Arata: "Mōshiwakearimasen Jo-san about Takashi he do this stuff everytime!"

Satoko: "Aki and Akio are at school at the moment, Toshio is in his room."

Nobuko: "Konnichiwa there nice to meet you Jo-san."

[Toshio comes down stairs]

Toshio: "Konnichiwa there i'm Toshio i'm Juunana (17) years old i'll be Juuhachi (18) in a year."

Jo: "Who's the little one your holding?"

Toshio: "This is Cho she is NiHi (2 days) old."

Jo: "Konnichiwa sweetie!"

Satoko: "Also Shika is in the living room she cannot wait for her Dai Hachi (8th) birthday

Jo: "Okay that's nice."

Shika: "Hi."

Satoko: "I have enough yen (Money) to buy 10 presents including a suprise."

Family Issues
Takashi: "HEY YOSHI! CAN MARIO RIDE YOU?"

Yoshi: "Takashi makes fun of me because of my name, which is a name of a Super Mario character, I like Super Mario but Takashi makes fun of me."

[Takashi pokes Toshio in the stomach while Toshio clutches his stomach in mirth]

Takashi: "YOU ARE A SKINNY JUUNANA (17)-YEAR OLD, SKINNY!, SKINNY!, SKINNY!, SKINNY! AND YOU EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!"

[Takashi pokes the 17-year old's abdomen]

Toshio: "Takashi makes fun of me because i'm anorexic, and myself liking chocolate. I got anorexia because Takashi locked me the bathroom when i needed the toilet for about 5 days without food or water."'

[Takashi pokes Arata in the stomach with a stick]

Takashi: "APPLE!"

Arata: "Takashi makes fun of me for having an apple-shaped birthmark on my stomach."

Takashi: "KAI HAS AUTISM AND PEES HIMSELF!"

Kai: "Takashi makes fun of me for having autism, and i DO NOT pee myself."

Takashi: "Nobuko is a yon (Four)-eyes, Yon (Four)-eyes!"

Nobuko: "Takashi makes fun of me for wearing glasses."

Takashi: "AKIO SHOULD BE CALLED TANNY BOY!"

Akio: "Takashi makes fun of me for having tanned skin."

Takashi: "Hello Kitty! Really? THAT IS SO BABYISH!"

Aki: "Takashi makes fun of me for loving Hello Kitty."

Takashi: "NO ONE WANTS TO BE SHIKA'S FRIEND BECAUSE SHE HAS ASPERGER'S SYNDROME!"

Shika: "Takashi makes fun of me for having Asperger's Syndrome and I do have friends."

The Naughty Square Technique
Jo: "It wasn't long until Takashi started to drown Toshio."

[Toshio is getting drowned in the bathtub with his head dunked in it]

Toshio: 隆 (long bleep) 何! (Translation: TAKASHI WHAT THE ****!)

Takashi: "死ぬ！" (Translation: DIE!)

[Takashi drowns Toshio but Toshio survives]

Toshio: "神は誰かが私を助けよう！" (Translation: OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!)

Jo: "Oh, my word. What is Takashi trying to do to you?"

Toshio: "私を溺死" (Translation: Drowning me)

Jo: "Takashi, you do not do that. That is unacceptable. He could drown."

[Satoshi and Satoko enter the room whilst Satoko is carrying Cho seeing their Juunana year old (17-year old) son get drowned]

Satoko: "NO! you do not do that to Toshio!"

[Takashi is sent to the Naughty Square in the living room]

Shika's Dai Hachi Birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Shika's birthday she was having a Japanese-dance party and a Pokemon-themed party."

[Shika and all her friends are dressed in kimonos]

Jo: "Happy birthday, Shika!"

Satoshi: "Shika has friends coming to her party."

Shika: "I can't wait 'til Yuki, Shizuka, Anzu, Ami, Keiko, Rin, Sakura and Hana show up! I'm so excited!"

[Jo and Sakoto set up the Paper lanterns]

Jo: "Arata offered to help with the party because he is the only well-behaved triplet."

Arata: "Shika, can I help please?"

Shika: "Of course you can."

Arata: "Thanks!"

Jo: "So, what are you doing for your birthday, Shika?"

Shika: "Me and my friends from Kimono dance class are going to have a Nihongo dance-party."

Jo: "Sounds lovely, Shika. What food shall you have for the party?"

Shika: "Let's see, there's a big sushi bar..."

Satoshi: "Shika do you want to open your presents?"

Shika: "Okay, dad!"

[Shika opens her first present revealing a set of Eeveelution Pokedolls]

Shika: "Thanks, dad!"

Satoshi: "Check deeper there is a big suprise."

[Shika deeps inside the present to notice an Eevee Pokedoll]

Shika: "Thanks!"

[Shika opens her second present revealing a Pikachu plush]

Shika: "Dad, thanks so much!"

[Shika opens her third present revealing a Puffy CD]

Shika: "Ah yes, Puffy!"

[Shika opens her fourth present revealing the complete season of Pokemon diamond and pearl]

Shika: "I love you, Dad!"

[Shika opens her fifth present revealing a Mew plush doll]

Shika: "I love you, Dad and Mom!"

[Shika opens her sixth present revealing Pokemon black and white]

Shika: "Pocket Monsters Black and White!"

[Shika opens her seventh present revealing a Pokemon themed Nintendo 3DS]

Shika: "Yay, something to play the games on!"

[Shika opens her eighth present to revealing a Plusle and Minun doll]

Shika: "Two words. Thank you!"

[Shika opens her final present revealing a Piplup Plush doll]

Shika: "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Jo: "Later on, Shika's friends arrived at the party."

Shika: "HI GUYS!"

Shika's Friends: "HI Shika!"

Onward
Jo: "It wasn't long until Takashi stole Shika's new Espeon and Flareon pokedoll."

[Takashi draws Satoko and Arata being killed by a steamroller and profane language writing 田舎くさい人 (Dork) then a line pointing to Arata and 愚かな頭 (Stupid-head) then a line pointing to Satoko with crayons while Kai is reading a book about Japanese Mythology as if nothing happened and Arata is playing with Cho, Yoshi is doing his homework while Toshio is messing around with the twins]

Shika: "Can I have my Booster (Flareon) and Eifie (Espeon) pokedoll back please?"

[Takashi beheads Shika's Espeon and Flareon pokedoll]

Takashi: "There's your dumb dolls back!"

Shika: "MO-OOM!"

[Shika starts to cry]

Satoko: "What's wrong, dear?"

Shika: "Takashi killed my Eifie (Espeon) and Booster (Flareon) pokedoll!"

Satoko: "Why did you do that? that was so mean of you!"

Takashi: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THE (bleep)ING GOOD TRIPLET THAT IS A DORK!, HORROR MOVIE JUUNANA (17)-YEAR OLD FAN!, JUU (10)-YEAR OLD TWIN (bleep)ERS ONE THAT LOVES HELLO KITTY AND THE OTHER THAT LOVES RINGU! (The Ring), NANA (7)-YEAR OLD POCKET MONSTERS (Pokemon) LOVER!, SHY ROKU (6)-YEAR OLD CRYBABY!, THAT ANNOYING JUUNI (12)-YEAR OLD BOY THAT WATCHES THE JU-ON (The Grudge) ALOT!, AND THAT STUPID NI HI OLD (2-DAY) NEWBORN!, OUT OF ME AND KAI!"

Satoko: "Because they are nice, well-mannered children unlike you but Kai behaves more than you."

[Satoko sees the bad words and Arata and herself getting killed by a steamroller and the rude words pointing to them in the drawing]

Satoko: "You just earned a trip to the Naughty Square mister!

Shika: [crying] "TAKASHI WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"

Takashi: [Scoffs] "They are stupid dolls!"

Toshio: "Give them to me please Shika i'm a toy doctor, trust me i can save Eifie (Espeon) and Booster (Flareon)."

Shika: [Shivering] "Okay."

[Shika gives the beheaded Espeon and Flareon pokedoll to Toshio and he brings it into his bedroom]

Satoko: "Your Veemon doll is in Omocha no keimusho (Toy Jail)."

Takashi: [Screeches] "I WANT MY VVVVVVEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNN!"

[Satoko consficates Takshi's Veemon plush doll and puts it in the toy-time out box."

Satoko: "You do not destroy your siblings property!"

Takashi: "SHE WOULDN'T SHARE HER STUPID EIEVUI (Eevee) PLUSH WITH ME!"

Satoko: "WELL, IT IS HER DOLLS, YOU DID NOT HAVE TO BEHEAD HER EIFIE (Espeon) AND BOOSTER (Flareon) POKEDOLLS YOU COULD OF ASKED!"

Takashi: "I DON'T (bleep)ING CARE, SHE IGNORED ME AND LET KAI PLAY WITH HER!"

Satoko: "I KNOW KAI HITS CHO, ME AND SATOSHI BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT HIM TO DO IT AND GET HIM INTO TROUBLE!"

Satoko: "Stay there for 4 minutes."

Family Update
[The family is visiting Tokyo Disneyland]