Durrant-Spooner Family/Transcript

Before revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[D.J kicks Hayleigh]

Hayleigh: Ow!

[Ellis smokes on a cigarette]

[D.J threatens to stab a knife at Leah]

D.J: I’ll kill you, bitch!

Announcer: "Jo meets the Durrant-Spooners with a deadly duo of boys and behaved girls. A family that been run ragged by their son D.J, who has ADHD."

[Ellis drinks some vodka]

[D.J kicks Lauren in the private parts]

Lauren: Ouch!

[D.J gets a cigarette for Ellis]

[D.J puts on heavy metal music whilst Lauren trying to watch Hannah Montana]

[D.J tries to shoot Lauren with a B.B gun]

[D.J throws a yoga ball at Alison]

[D.J tries to throw beer at Alison who is carrying Miya who is crying because of D.J, but misses]

Announcer: "The boys act very mean to their siblings."

D.J: "Go kill yourself Mum!"

Announcer: "Mom and Dad are worried about these boys behaviors."

[Ellis pushes D.J]

Ellis: "Hope you die, Jo!"

[D.J takes Lauren's book and nearly puts it in the garbage, but Alison manages to take it]

[Ellis puts a fake doo-doo on the couch]

Announcer: "The oldest is full of mayhem."

Ellis: "(bleep) you!"

Ellis: "Shut up or go SNACK ON PEANUT BUTTER CUPS GRANDAD!"

[Ellis gets vodka and drinks it]

[Ellis put fake doo-doo on Lauren's bed]

[Ellis pees on the table]

Announcer: "The youngest of the boys is a foul mouth."

[D.J gets a cigarette and Dean takes it away from D.J's reach]

[D.J knocks a vase over]

[D.J knocks a dish over]

Announcer: "And he is just suspended from his school."

[D.J kicks Alison]

Alison: Ouch, stop that!

[D.J puts fake doo-doo on the stairs]

Announcer: "Or is it too late and someone will get hurt?"

[D.J puts a whoopee cushion on Miya's chair]

[Ellis smokes tobacco]

[D.J puts a whoopee cushion on his dad's chair]

[Dean unknowingly sits and the whoopee cushion farts]

[D.J Laughs]

[Ellis pushes his mom]

[D.J hits his dad]

Ellis: "I AIN'T PLAYING WITH THOSE BRATTY TWINS!"

[D.J puts a violent movie in the DVD case]

Ellis: "OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

[Intro plays]

Submission Reel
Alison/Dean: Hi, were the Durrant-Spooner family.

Dean: I’m Dean, the father.

Alison: And I’m Alison, the mom.

Alison/Dean: And we have 3 sets of twins

Jo: Three sets? That’s quite a handful

Alison: Our oldest two boys are Ellis and D.J, thirteen years old.

[Ellis sits on the couch playing a video game]

[D.J Laughs

Dealing with ADHD
Jo: "That afternoon, when DJ got home from school, he had a difficult time doing his math homework."

Alison: "DJ, you have to do page 12 in your double digit multiplication packet. What is 34 multiplied by 57?"

DJ: (puts his head on the table frustrated) "I don't know..."

Alison: "You can do it. Try using a math strategy."

DJ: (frustrated and angry) "I CAN'T DO IT! I JUST DON'T (bleep)ING KNOW!"

Alison: "Please! If you can't get it finished, your grades will slip."

[DJ is about to crumble up his paper, but Alison stops him]

Alison: "Stop! Don't crumble up your homework and continue to finish it. First, what is 4 x 7?"

DJ: "28."

Alison: "See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Let's carry the two to the tens place. Now what is 3 x 7?"

DJ: "21."

Alison: "21 plus 2?"

DJ: "Easy, it's 23."

Alison: "That's right! That means 34 x 7 = 238! Now it's time to move on to the tens place. Now what is 4 x 5?"

DJ: "Oh, yes. My teacher made it a song like this...4, 8, 12, 16, 20!"

Alison: "There you go! 4 times 5 equals 20! And we carry the 2 to the tens place. Now 3 x 5?"

DJ: "3, 6, 9, 12, 15!"

Alison: "Right! 3 times 5 equals 15! Now what is 15 plus 2?"

DJ: "Easy, it's 17!"

Alison: "There you go! So 34 x 50 equals 1700! You are getting the hang of it!"

Jo: "Okay, now DJ, what is 1,700 plus 238?"

DJ: "1,938!"

Jo: "Right on!"

Naughty Ball
[D.J. hits his sister]

Lauren: "Ow!"