Levine Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "This week on Supernanny... Ola goes to Albany, NY to help a family with a full house of eleven kids."

[Lauren smacks Mirinda with a jump rope (using it like a whip)]

[Gabby headbutts Esther]

[Victoria spits in her father's face]

Santino: "No, Victoria, we don't do that."

Gabby: "Asshole!"

Mitchell: "SHUT UP!"

[Kyle throws a shoe at Santino]

[Luther colors on walls]

Kyle: "I HATE YOU, MIRINDA! SOOOOOOOO MUCH!"

Esther: (whining) "It's too complicated in my book to take care of so many children at once!"

[Hayleigh kicks Miguel down to the floor, crying]

Victoria: "FUCK YOU, MIRANDA!"

Announcer: "There are 3 kids who are well-behaved and 8 kids who are the worst-behaved."

[Mitchell tries to do his homework]

[Victoria hits Esther]

[Hayleigh bites Joshua]

[Joshua cries]

Joshua: "Mommy!"

Lauren: "I HATE OLA!"

Victoria: "WORSE. NANNY. EVER. OMG! WHAT SHE CAN BE WORSE THAN? WEBEEWIZE!?"

Announcer: "Will Ola help this family's problem?"

[Santino cries]

[Santino loses it]

Santino: "Fuck this shit!"

[He runs off crying]

Submission Reel
Ola: "I am here at Albany. I am having the deal with a family with 11 kids, let's take a look, shall we?"

???: "Hi, I'm Santino."

???: "And I'm Esther."

Santino: "We are the Levines."

Esther: "We have 11 kids. Herman the oldest is 15, Mitchell is 14, Mirinda is 13, Kyle is 12, Hayleigh is 11, Lauren is 10, Luther is 9, Gabby is 8, Joshua is 7, Victoria is 6, and Miguel is 4. I am having an upcoming daughter."

Sanitno: "Mirinda, Joshua and Miguel is well-behaved but all of the kids, mostly Victoria, Gabby and Hayleigh are far from it."

Esther: "Hayleigh is very violent and can swear."

Hayleigh: "FUCK YOU!"

[Hayleigh spits on Esther]

Esther: "No, Hayleigh. Read the rules!"

Hayleigh: "NO!"

Santino: "She breaks the rules in this house."

Hayleigh (screeching): "I WANT MY DISNEY PRINCESS DOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

[Hayleigh kicks Miguel and cries]

[Hayleigh throws green bean casserole at Miguel]

Esther: "Gabby likes to misbehave."

[Gabby fake cries in order to get Miguel in trouble]

Santino: "She screams, hits, gets mad, fake cries in an attempt to get Mirinda, Joshua Miguel in trouble, throw toys and yell."

[Gabby throws a Frankie Stein doll at Miguel]

Gabby (screeching): "I WANT MIRINDA'S ELECTRONIIIIIIIICSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

[Gabby fake cries in order to get Joshua in trouble]

Esther: "She is very violent."

Santino: "Here is another girl who is still violent. Her name is Victoria. She likes Disney Princesses like her sisters."

[Victoria plays her Disney Princesses toys]

Gabby: "Can I play?"

Victoria: "NO!!!"

Santino: "Victoria likes Disney Princesses like her sisters. She also throws her siblings' toys in the trash."

[Victoria plays her Disney Princesses toys]

Gabby: "Can I play?"

Victoria: "NO!!!"

Esther: "She is very violent who beats up my womb, scream, yell, fight, shout, beat up, gets mad, does the same thing as her badly-behaved siblings and scratch. She got expelled from school."

[Victoria stabs Miguel]

[Victoria spits on Joshua]

[Victoria flips off Mirinda]

Santino: "Luther throws wild parties nonstop every time the family goes somewhere special, like a wedding, without permission."

[Luther colors on walls]

[Luther throws a laptop off the window]

[Luther kicks Joshua]

[Luther kicks Miguel]

Esther: "And he likes to make a mess."

[Luther paints on the walls without permission]

[Luther pees on the sofa]

Esther: "All of my kids are very very obnoxious, violent, bossy, aggressive and disrespectful."

[Gabby cuts off all of Victoria's hair]

Victoria: "MY HAIR!"

Gabby: "Too bad, bitch!"

[Kyle throws Gabby's toys to the garbage]

Esther: "Herman is very violent towards others."

[Herman beats up Joshua]

[Joshua cries]

Santino: "And don't get me started on Mitchell. He slacks on chores and doesn't do homework, which he is FAILING school."

Mitchell: "I don't want to do my homework."

[Mitchell plays video games instead of washing dishes]

Esther: "Supernanny, help us. We had almost 12 children."

Ola: "Don't worry, I got this."

Ola arrives at the door
[Ola opens the door]

Esther: "Hello, please do come right in."

Ola: "Nice to meet you."

Esther: "Right now, Hayleigh, Victoria and Gabby are in time out For getting into the ice cream when I told them no."

Hayleigh, Victoria and Gabby: "Drop dead, you ugly warty witch-like FREAK!"

[Hayleigh, Victoria and Gabby trip over Ola]

Ola: "Girls! Girls! GIRLS! Stop it now!"

[Hayleigh plays with her Disney Princesses with her sisters]

Miguel: "DROP DEAD!"

[Kyle and Luther are playing Call of Duty: Black Ops]

Kyle: "That game is violent and very cool!"

[Herman spits on Santino]

Santino: "Herman. No spitting."

Herman: "SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF (bleep)!"

Esther (yelling): "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"

Mitchell: "I HATE MY LIFE SO (bleep)ING MUCH!"

[Lauren violently throws Disney Princess dolls at Hayleigh]

Lauren: "KILL YOURSELF!"

Hayleigh: "Nope, (bleep)."

Esther: "You do not swear in this house!"

Naughty Grid
[Kyle throws his Mario plush, Mitchell throws his wolf plush, Victoria throws her Aurora plush, Gabby throws her Starfire plush, Herman throws his Eddy plush, Luther throws his Jake plush, Lauren throws her Merida plush and Hayleigh throws her Hello Kitty plush at Mirinda]

Mirinda: "Oh no! Oh no! Flying plushes!"

[Vases fly through the air and hits on Joshua]

[Joshua cries]

Joshua (crying): "Help me! There are vases flying through the air!!!"

[Flying cottonballs, plushes the kids previously threw and vases hit on Joshua]

Joshua: "Stooooooop!"

Herman: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Lauren: "AND DIE!"

[a knife flies into the air and stabs on Joshua]

Hayleigh: "I AM HAVING MORE THINGS I AM THROWING YOU AT SO SHUT UP YOU THREE MORBID FREAKS!"

[Hayleigh throws 7 knivees at Mirinda, Joshua and Miguel]

Lauren: "LOSER!"

Mitchell: "BITCH!"

Kyle: "SHUT UP!"

Luther: "LOSER!"

Lauren: "DIE!"

Esther: "Don't use death threats in the house!"

Hayleigh: "SCREW OFF!"

Hayleigh: "I was very, very obnoxious..."

Esther: "ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO THE NAUGHTY GRID!"

Herman: "FUCK YOU!"

Mitchell: "Asshole!"

Kyle: "SUCKER!!"

Hayleigh: "FUCKFACE!"

Lauren: "Piece of shit!"

Luther: "BULLSHIT!"

[Esther confiscates Cinderella plush]

Hayleigh: "HEY! THAT'S MINE!"

Esther: "You lost your Cinderella plush for throwing the plushes. As for Lauren and Luther, all of their plushes are taken away."

[Esther, Santino and Ola confiscate all of the Carly Rae Jespen, Ariana Grande, Fifth Harmony and One Direction CDs]

Hayleigh: "I WANT ALL OF THE STUPID CDS YOU STUPID SHITHOLE!!!!!!!!"

Esther: "No. All of your CDs are gone forever until you start behaving."

[Esther confiscates Luther's Finn plush and Jake plush]

Luther: "I WANT ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"

[Esther, Santino and Ola confiscate all of Lauren's Ever After High, Monster High and Bratz dolls]

Lauren: "LOSER!"

Esther: "You lost all of your dolls for 10 minutes. Your age."

Lauren: "DON'T TAKE AWAY ALL OF MY CDS YOU ASSHOLE!"

[Esther takes the Carly Rae Jespen CDs and Katy Perry CDs and puts them in the confiscation box]

Lauren: "SUCK MY BALLS!"

Mitchell: "HERMAN! EDDY PLUSH AWAY!"

Mitchell: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[Esther confiscates the Eddy plush from Herman]

Mitchell: "I WANT EDDY!"

Esther: "NO YOU CAN'T!"

Ola: "YOU LOST EDDY BECAUSE OF YOUR ATTITUDE!!!"

Lauren: "I HATE OLA!"

Herman: "OLA MUST FAIL!"

Ola: "I was shocked when I heard what Herman and Lauren said to me. I needed to talk to them about this."

Toy Confiscation
Ola: "The next thing to do was teach Mom and Dad how to take care of the kids' toys when they misbehave."

Ola: "So, this is what I've got here. The Toy Time-Out Box. If any of you misbehave, your toys will be here."

Ola: "And then, Victoria just flipped Hayleigh off."

[Victoria slaps Hayleigh and gives her the finger]

Victoria: "I WISH YOU NEVER FuckinG EXISTED!!!!"

Hayleigh: "YOU SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL KNOCK YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF!!!!!!!!"

Santino: "Hayleigh Brianne Levine, we don't say those things."

Hayleigh: "Sorry."

Santino: "Okay."

[Victoria throws her Tangled CD player at Santino]

Santino: "Victoria Bianca Levine, that's your warning. If you throw that again, you will lose your Rapunzel doll, and be sent to the Naughty Triangle. Do you understand?"

Victoria: "NO!!!!!!!"

[Victoria spits at her father]

Santino: "No, Victoria, we don't do that."

Victoria: "I DON'T CARE!!!!!! I DON'T CAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!"