Burns Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Glenn: "This tastes like (bleep)!

Announcer: "Annie meets the Burns Family in Northern Ireland."

[John bites Phillip]

[Phillip hits John]

Announcer: "A family with six sets of quadecaplets..."

[The fifth set of quadecaplets try to run away]

Nicola: "Come back here right now!"

Darragh: "NO!!!!!"

Announcer: "...who rule the roost."

[Shona screams]

[Clodagh throws a book at Nicola]

[Yvonne pinches Lewis]

Lewis: "Yvonne..."

Submission Reel
???: "Hi, we're the Burns Family, I'm Nicola."

[We see a list of all the children's names scrolled slowly]

Meeting the First Set of Quadecaplets
Nicola: "These are the oldest set of quadecaplets. These are Lucinda, Michelle, Adam, Tanya, Sarah, Graham, Stephanie, Glenn, Leah, Amy, Kathryn, Carly, Andrew and Tess."

[Glenn hits other kids]

[Andrew hits Glenn back]

[Kathryn pushes Andrew to the floor]

Introducing the Second Set of Quadecaplets
Lewis: "These are Rory, Phillip, Christopher, John, Michael, Mark, Dermot, Sean, Niall, Conor, Ben, James, Kyle and Derek."

Rory: "Hello, you (bleep)."

Getting to Know the Third Set of Quadecaplets
Nicola: "We'd like you to to meet Aine, Aisling, Claire, Eimear, Emma, Erin, Geraldine, Karen, Laura, Lisa, Niamh, Oonagh, Roisin and Yvonne."

Encountering the Fourth Set of Quadecaplets
Lewis: "Over here, we have Jill, Brendan, Linda, Kerry, Malachy, Shane, Shirley, Shauna, Julie-Ann, Natalie, Russell, Paul, Ivan and Julian."

Being Acquainted with the Fifth Set of Quadecaplets
Nicola: "These are the other set of the male identical quadecaplets. Their names are Daniel, Finn, Darragh, Donal, Eoghan, Lorcan, Harry, David, Dwayne, Blaine, Alexander, Darryl, Robbie and Pat."

Seeing the Sixth Set of Quadecaplets
Lewis: "Now these will be the final set of quadecaplets. That's Edel, Amanda, Victoria, Darrien, Aoife, Clodagh, Shona, Stephen, Tyrone, Grant, Nathan, Jack, Francis and Ethan."

AM Morning
Julie-Ann: "You're poo!"

Shirley: "Don't call me poo."

Talk with Lewis and Nicola
Annie: "After the children left for school, "

Annie: " "

Nicola: "Father's Day was ruined thanks to the first set "

Annie: " "

Lewis: " "

Annie: " "

Nicola: "We were spending Christmas at a ski resort in Vienna, Austria when things turned ugly. "

Annie: " "

Nicola: "And our trip to Bundoran in Co. Donegal was terrible "

House Rules
[Annie brings out 28 cushions]

Annie: "These cushions are for the Reflection Area "

Naughty Tent
[Nicola sends ]

Nicola: "In you go."