Gordon Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Supernanny: I'm in Nassau in the Bahamas to meet a single wife of hurricanes!

Irma: Hello! I'm Irma, and I have 2 kids. One is Irma Jr. who's 17 and Jose who's 13.

Supernanny: Let's see what we got here!

Irma: Irma Jr. is a state abuser.

Florida: STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!

Irma Jr.: TOO BAD B****

Georgia: Leave Florda alone!

Irma Jr: IMMA F*** YOU UP YOU W****!!!

Georgia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supernanny: What is going on?!?!

Irma: He also hates the states governors for some reason.

Irma Jr.: SUCK MY D*** RICK!!!

Rick Scott: Excuse me?

Irma Jr.: NATHAN AND HENRY LIKE BIG BLACK C**** AND HATE N******!!!

Supernanny: Oh my word...

Irma: And Jose is just as bad.

Jose: I want my name to be F***floridashecansuckmyd***.

Producer: Why?

Jose: Because Chucky can take my soul you know.

Supernanny: EXCUSE ME WHAT?!?!

Irma: He also has terrorized Cuba and Puerto Rico.

Cuba: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Puerto Rico: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

Jose: NO B****!!!

Irma: Supernanny, I need you help! Now!

Suoernanny: You need my help alright!

Observation Begins
Supernanny: As soon as I met the family, Irma Jr. decided to try and r*** Florida.

Florida: NO!!! PLEASE!!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!

Irma Jr.: HOPEFULLY IT FITS UNLIKE LAST TIME!!!

Florida: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georigia: STOP JERK!!!

Supernanny: And when Georgia tried to stop Irma, he just punched him in the eye!

Irma Jr.: GET REKT YOU N*****!!!

Supernanny: I can't believe the drama there.

Meanwhile in the afternoon...

Supernanny: When dinner rolled around, let's just say the food was used for something else besides eating...

Irma: Don't smear it on the floor!

Jose: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT B****!!!

Rick Scott: That's enough burgers for today...

Irma Jr.: HEY B****!!! (throws eggs at Rick)

Rick Scott: NOPE!!! (runs away)

Supernanny: Oh my word...

At bedtime...

Irma: It's time for be- JOSE I TOLD YOU STOP WATCHING THAT CRAP!!!

Jose: No!

Supernanny: And he's 13 and watching that hentai?

Irma: Yeah! He's always watching hentai! And so is Irma Jr.

Supernanny: I couldn't believe it! And not only that, but Irma once again, went and r*** South Carolina.

South Carolina: JUST STOP!!!

Irma Jr.: NO!!!

Supernanny: And at that time at 11:30 PM, Jose logged onto the computer, and that's when I logged off the house! I'm gonna have a word with her tomorrow!

Parent Meeting
Supernanny: I'm just glad that you called me here, because I thought the Carter Family was the worst, but those are Sesame Street characters compared to yours!

Irma: Well say what you gotta say!

Supernanny: First off is that states and the governons. I mean what in the world was I seeing?!?! The hurricanes were r****** the states and disrespecting the governors!

Irma: But they're hurricanes!

Supernanny: Well I don't remember any hurricanes r****** states! Another thing is the hentai. That's adult content!

Irma: But they wanted to watch it, so I let them watch it!

Supernanny: But hentai is p***! And last is dinner and bedtime. They were a mess!

Irma: Well I tried to imply rules and they once tried to take my soul with a Chucky doll.

Supernanny: Oh my word, well I'm gonna fix this!

Hurricane Stopper
Supernanny: So I know you 5 are getting r**** and attacked all the time, so I got tips to get the 2 to stop attacking you.

Cuba: So what are they?

Supernanny: The 3 things you should always do is stop, run away, and tell an adult, instead of "AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!"

The 5 laugh

Supernanny: Another thing is that your citizens are being taken by it too! The prevent you 5 from being to worst, you can add shelters and have them evacuate and also protect their home.

One-Strike-and-You're-Out
Irma Jr.: I WANT MY F***ING MTN DEW YOU W****!!!

Supernanny: So since Irma Jr. is violent, you should automatically put him in time-out.

Irma: I'm putting you in time-out because you were cussing.

Irma Jr.: I'M NOT A F***ING KID YOU S***!!!

Supernanny: Don't answer him and let him stay there.

17 minutes later...

Irma: Are you gonna apologize?

Irma Jr.: Sorry.

Irma: Thank you.

Block Violence
Supernanny: So now we are gonna do the Block Violence technique.

Irma: How do I do that?

Supernanny: That's if you see a inappropriate thing the 2 are doing and you need to stop that.

Irma: How?

Supernanny: You take the thing or add a password on it and you say it is inappropriate and you can't access it.

Irma: Ok.

Family Test Run
Supernanny: So I'm gonna let Irma and the states and their governors by there self to see what will they do.

Irma Jr.: SURPRISE!!! BUTT S**!!!

Florida: STOP!!! (runs away)

Rick Scott: What happened?

Florida: IRMA JR. TRIED TO R*** ME!!!

Rick Scott: Oh. Irma Jr.! Your going to time-out!

Irma Jr.: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supernanny: Good thing she used the Hurricane Stopper technique!

Jose: I'M GONNA EGG YOU!!! (throws eggs and they bounce back)

Henry McMaster: Ha! I replaced the eggs with stress ball eggs!

Jose: WHERE THE F*** ARE THE REAL EGGS YOU B**** A** N****?!?!

Henry McMaster: This is your warning. One more cuss word and your going to time-out.

Jose: Sorry.

Henry McMaster: Thank you.

Supernanny: Looks like no one is getting egged!

Irma: It's bedtime!

Irma Jr.: Hehehehehe...

Irma: IRMA JR. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!?!

Irma Jr.: Tokyo Demon?

Irma: That is a no no. I'm taking it away!

Irma Jr.: F*** YOU MOM!!!

Irma: Now you got yourself a time-out!

Irma Jr.: WHY DOES THE KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!

Supernanny: It looks like they know the techniques!

Jo Frost Says Goodbye
Supernanny: Since you guys know the techniques, I guess you won't be needing me anymore!

Irma: Bye Supernanny! Thanks for making peace in my home!!!

Supernanny: Your welcome! (drives off)

A Price To Pay
Supernanny: So you know how Irma Jr. used to r*** the states? Well he finally got karma'd as I got a call from the president and he says that Irma Jr. will be spending the rest of his life in the worst prison in the world for 50 counts of state r*** and assault. It's sad to see him go, but he deserved the punishment in the end. See ya.