Thomas Cyser gets expelled from Jefferson School

Nicole: "Thomas got expelled because he set the playground on fire with a dangerous cigarette lighter and by lighting fireworks."

Thomas at recess
Mrs. Gritch: "Thomas! Sit down!"

Thomas: "Why can't I play?!?!?!"

Mrs. Gritch: "Because you have misbehaved! Sit down! Timeout!"

Thomas: "I WANNA GO PLAY!!!!! I WANT TO GO PLAY!!!!!"

[Thomas starts a tantrum like a 3-year old]

Nicole: "Thomas could not play on the playground because Mrs. Gritch refused to let him, while the other students got to play. In return, he did something what was exceedingly unthinkable."

[Thomas darts himself straight with a dangerous cigarette lighter]

Mrs. Gritch: "PUT THAT LIGHTER BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, THOMAS CYSER!!! PUT IT BACK, THEN SIT DOWN HERE!!!!! UNTIL RECESS IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!"

[Thomas ignores Mrs. Gritch and lights blue fire to the playground]

[The playground catches blue fire]

Mrs. Gritch: "EVERYBODY!!!!! RUN!!!!"

[All the students run out of the playground with Mrs. Gritch]

Thomas: "Alas, I have got you all. The fire shall chase after you. And you shall die! And go to (bleep), you filthy son of a (bleep)!"