Marele Family/Transcript

Introduction
Jo: "I'm in San Bernadino, California ready to help a family. Let's take a look."

???: "Hi, we're the Marele family! I'm Jimmy and I'm a personal chef."

???: "And I'm Olivia, and I'm a graphic artist."

[We see Lauren hitting Bailey]

Observation Begins
[Kristen is seen with her right arm in a cast]

[Bailey is seen with a bruise on his head]

Observation Continues
[Lauren kicks Bailey]

[Bailey cries]

Going Shopping
Jo: "When Jimmy and Olivia decide get the kids to help them pick some presents for Melanie's birthday, boy, did Chris, Lauren, Irina and Kaylah lose it?"

Jimmy: "Not today dear. We're "

Melanie's Sweet 16
Jo: "Today, Melanie turned 16, and Jimmy and Olivia hosted a Sweet 16 Masquerade Birthday Party for her at Pizza Hut. Melanie invited all of her best friends from school, cheerleading camp, and a local church youth group."

Lauren: "Hey, can I go to KFC today?"

Olivia: "No, not today. Because we are going to Pizza Hut today."

Jo: "Lauren then threw an enourmous tantrum."

Lauren: [starts bawling] "I DON'T WANNA GO TO PIZZA HUT!!! I JUST WANNA GO TO KFC!!!! I hate Pizza Hut!"

Olivia: "NO! We are not going to KFC, we are just going to Pizza Hut, and that's final!"

[Lauren starts kicking and hitting Olivia]

[Lauren pees in her pants]

Jo: "Lauren, listen to me. The only choice who is having is Melanie's. If you continue these raging fits, you're going straight into timeout in the Thinking Pond. You got it?"

Lauren: "AREN'T YOU A B****?!"

[Lauren hits Bailey]

[Jo puts Lauren into timeout in the Thinking Pond]

Jo: "Stay there for 5 minutes."

5 minutes later 

Jo: "Lauren, the reason why I put you into the Thinking Pond because you were being very spoiled of what we are going. You also hit Bailey. Now I want an apology."

Lauren: "I'm sorry."

[Lauren kisses and hugs Jo]

At Pizza Hut
Lauren: "Ew! This pizza tastes hot, spicy and yucky!"

[Lauren throws the pepperoni pizza at Melanie and Melanie's friends]

Melanie: "Lauren, what are you doing?"

[Lauren defecates on other flavoured pizzas]

[Lauren shakes the baby's prams and buggies]

[Bailey cries]

Lauren: "I will not stop!"

[Lauren pushes Bailey's face onto the still hot pizza]

[Bailey cries]

Melanie: "What's the matter, baby?"

[Lauren brings the beverages in the ladies' bathroom]

[Lauren flushes the coca cola in the toilet]

[Lauren pushes the tables, causing the pizzas to fall down]

[Lauren puts the pizza cheese on the customer's hair]

Melanie: "Lauren, please stop!"

Lauren: "No!"

Customer: "Ewwwww! Yuck! That's disgusting! Someone call 911!"

[Lauren puts the pepperoni salami on the customer's eyes]

Customer: "OUCH!! MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE EVERYTHING!!!!"

[Lauren pees on the floor]

[Lauren kung-fu kicks the pizza manager right in the stomach and stabs him]

Pizza Manager: "Ow! That really hurts!"

[Lauren gives other customers dirty looks]

Other customers: [whispering] "I think she makes faces at us, because she's gonna kill us."

Customers: "Don't worry about it. I'll call the cops."

Customer: "Someone call 911 now!"

[Pizza Manager calls 911]

[We see a customer having a heart attack]

[A policeman arrives at Pizza Hut]

Lauren: [yelling at the top of her lungs] "GO TO HELL, OFFICER!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY MOVE OR THE LADY GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Lauren points a gun]

[Lauren grabs the pregnant woman and leads her in the police car, forcing her to drive while pointing a gun to her head]

Lauren: "Drive, woman!"

[Lauren stabs the policeman in the leg and pulls the trigger]

Policeman: "What's your name, little girl?"

Lauren: [screams] "I'M LAUREN, YOU F****** OFFICER!!!!!" [gives a bad look at the officer while pointing a gun]

Policeman: "One more look, and you'll be going to jail for a very long time. So you'd better be good, little girl. Understand? [to Olivia] Excuse me, ma'am, I think you all should leave from this establishment now."

[Olivia is going to be very livid]

Olivia: "LAUREN, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS DAY! BY THE TIME WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA BE PUNISHED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! STARTING NOW!"

[Jimmy's anger explodes at Lauren]

Jimmy: "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANY FUN EVER AGAIN!"

Lauren: "I'LL PEE IN MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At home
Olivia: "LAUREN, I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THE WAY YOU TREATED MELANIE AND HER FRIENDS AT PIZZA HUT! I'M SO ASHAMED OF YOU, MISSY! IF THEY PRESSED CHARGES AGAINST YOU, YOU WOULD HAVE GONE TO PRISON. BY THE TIME WE GET HOME, I'M PUTTING YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE THINKING POND RIGHT AWAY!"

Lauren: "F*** off, you smelly b****!"

Jimmy: "AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR INFINITY! YOU WILL "

[Lauren slaps Melanie incredibly hard across her face]

Olivia: "LAUREN, STOP SLAPPING YOUR SISTER!!"

[Melanie cries]

[Olivia drags Lauren into the Thinking Pond in a rough manner]

[Lauren tries to slap Olivia really hard]

Olivia: "LAUREN, IF YOU EVER SLAP ME IN THE FACE ONE MORE TIME, YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE WITH ME, AND YOUR FATHER I WILL GIVE YOU A SPANKING. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET OVER IT!"

Lauren: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!!"

Jo: "Olivia, calm down. And tell her to stay there for 5 minutes in a very firm voice."

Olivia: "Lauren, you'll stay there for 5 minutes."

Lauren: "SHUT UP, YOU B****!!"

Jo: "Just ignore it, Olivia and set the timer."

[Lauren smashes Olivia's vase against the wall]

[Lauren grabs Olivia's favorite statue and throws it against the China plates, smashing them into pieces along with the statue]

5 minutes later 

Jo: "Explain why she's in there because . . ."

Olivia: "Lauren, the reason why you're in the Thinking Pond is because your behaviour was appaling at Pizza Hut and you slapped me and Melanie, and you called me bad names. Now I'd want an apology please."

Lauren: [sarcastically] "I'm sorry!!!"

Olivia: "I want a proper sorry."

Lauren: "Alright, I'm sorry."

Olivia: "Kiss and a cuddle."

[Olivia kisses and hugs Lauren]

'''Jo: "After an apology, Lauren started to kick off again. It was ludicrous!" '''

Lauren: [screaming at the top of her lungs] "I STILL HATE PIZZA HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jimmy: "Hey, what's all that racket about?!"

Olivia: "What the heck was that noise coming from up there?"

Jo: "Guys, what's going on?"

Jimmy: "We dunno, Jo. I think we'd better find out."

[Jo, Olivia and Jimmy runs upstairs to Lauren's bedroom]

[Lauren smashes her bedroom window and pulls the curtains down]

Jo: "Lauren, stop screaming right now! Now you'll be going straight into the Thinking Pond again."

[Olivia carries Lauren into the Thinking Pond again]

Olivia "Stay there for 5 minutes!"

[Lauren kicks Olivia]

Jo: "Set the timer!"

[Lauren escapes and throws Olivia's favorite lamp down the stairs, smashing it to pieces and quickly returns to the Thinking Pond]

Jo: "I can't believe that we're doing the timeout again! Just because she was watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York on full blast! I mean, that's ridiculous!"

[Lauren runs away from timeout, breaking the statue]

[Lauren watches Kevin McCallister screaming at the pigeon lady again]

[Jo puts her straight into timeout again]

Jo: "Stay for 5 minutes."

5 minutes later

Jo: "Lauren, listen to me. You were put into timeout again, is because you were watching Home Alone 2 on full blast. Now I want an apology please."

Lauren: [sniffs] "I'm so sorry."

Jo: "Kiss and a cuddle."

[Jo kisses ans hugs Lauren]

Naughty Pit
Jo: "Just before dinner, Irina decided to kick off about the TV being turned off."

[Olivia is cooking chicken, potatoes, sliced carrots and gravy]

[Irina is watching Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes]

Olivia: "Irina Jane Marele, turn the TV off and go wash up for dinner."

Irina: "En halua sammuttaa television!" (Translates to: "I don't wanna turn off the TV!")

[Olivia turns off the TV and unplugs it]

[Irina slaps Olivia]

Olivia: "Hey! We don't slap people. That is not nice."

Irina: "Mutta haluan katsella TV!!!!!" (Translates to: "But I wanna watch TV!!!!!")

Olivia: "Well, this is not the time to watch TV, because I'm putting you straight to the Naughty Pit, okay?"

[Olivia carries Irina to the Naughty Pit]

Irina: "Anna minun menna,aiti!" (Translates to: "Let me go, Mom!")

Olivia: "Irina, the reason why you're in timeout, because you slapped me in the face, you refused to turn off the TV. Now I want an apology please."

Irina: "Olen pahoillani." (Translates to "I'm sorry.)

Olivia: "Say it in English."

Irina: "I'm sorry."

Olivia: "Good girl."

[Olivia kisses and hugs Irina]

Dinnertime
Olivia: "Lauren, you need to get to eat your sliced carrots, potatoes, chicken and gravy. This meal is really important for you to develop."

Lauren: [screeches] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [punches her potatoes, spitting on her gravy]

Olivia: "Hey, this is your warning. If you misbehave like that, then you're going straight into timeout, you got it?"

Jeremy: "May I be excused? I can't deal with this no more. I'm leaving this table." [gets up from the table]

Chris: "Yeah, me too."

[Noah leaves the table as well without saying a word]

[Lauren pretends to vomit]

Olivia: "Lauren, stop faking around. Eat your dinner."

[Lauren starts crying first, and then she is screaming very loudly at the top of her lungs]

[Olivia puts her in timeout]

Jo: "Explain why she's put there."

Olivia: "You were in timeout, because you were pretending to be sick and you threw enormous temper tantrums. Stay for 5 minutes."

Lauren: "[still screeching very loud] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Ignore it, Olivia, and set the timer please."

[Lauren screaming, yelling and screeching]

[Lauren pushes Olivia's grandmother's statue over, breaking it]

[Lauren bangs the doors]

5 minutes later

Olivia: "Lauren you know why you're in timeout, because you were screeching very loud and you pretended to be sick and you haven't touched your dinner. Now, I'd like an apology please."

Lauren: [screams] "SORRY!!!"

Olivia: "I want it properly."

Lauren: [stops crying] "I'm sorry."

Olivia: "Kiss and a cuddle."

[Lauren kisses and hugs Olivia]