Not-So Child Protection/Transcript

Transcript
[The Chinese ghost children are performing a Han Chinese dance]

Wei: "Yi!" (Translation: One!)

Jiao: "Er!" (Translation: Two!)

Mulan: "San!" (Translation: Three!)

All 3: "舞龙! 舞龙!" (Translation: Dragon dance! Dragon Dance!)

Reicheru: "Wow, these kids are amazing! I like their performance!"

Sophie: "I know ri"

[Amelia McCorna and three child protection members storm in and the three cold protection members hold the Chinese ghost children's wrists]

Amelia: (using a megaphone) "We are Child Protection Services, we are against you using children in hand-to-hand combat and entertainment! especially these Chinese children!"

Satoko Samo: "" (Translation: Oh f***, not Amelia again)

Wei: "" (Translation: Hey, let me go!)

Jiao: "" (Translation: Help me!)

Mulan: "" (Translation: Get off of me!)

[Amelia inspects the scars on the Chinese ghost children then turns back to the crowd]

Amelia: (yelling through the megaphone) "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THESE KIDS?!"

Reicheru: "Let us handle this!"

Catherine the Spellcaster: "About the right time to do my MAGIC CRYSTAL POWER!"

Jiao: "" (You'll never take us alive!!!!)

[Catherine activates a smoke bomb to make the Chinese Ghost children, Reicheru, Sophie, and Satoko Samo escape]

[Amelia begins choking and coughing on the thick cloud of smoke]

[As the cloud clears, the Chinese ghost children, Satoko Samo, Sophie, Catherine and Reicheru are gone]

Amelia: (now able to breathe) "They're gone! Where did they go?!"