The Blood Messenger/Transcript

Satoko's Child
[The team is in Japan]

Nicole: "It's that time again to explore this country."

Sophie: "You can say that again."

Reicheru: "Hai, back at where I was born before you-know-what happened."

[The gang comes across a mansion]

Nicole: "This mansion is oddly familiar."

Catherine: "Yeah. I recall a building like that."

[A 25-year-old Japanese woman steps out of the mansion holding out Hi-Chew and Pocky Sticks in a basket]

Samuel: "That chick again?! And what's she doing with that s***?"

Ryo: "Shut your f***ing mouth, for once."

[Samuel sighs]

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Hello, team. Care for snacks? Also, take one.")

Reicheru: "Holy s***! Pocky!" (takes one and eats it)

Sophie: "Pocky? I'll join you!" (takes another and eats it)

[Nicole and Catherine each take Hi-Chew while Plankton and Ryo take two more Pocky sticks]

Samuel: "No way! I don't wanna waste my time eating garbage!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Can someone do me a favor and slap that ***hole? I don't even know much of him and he's already acting like a d*****bag.")

[Ryo slaps Samuel, making him whimper in the process]

Ryo: "I did, Satoko-san."

[Suddenly, Toshio, holding his Shadow the Hedgehog doll in one hand, heads out the door of the mansion]

Nicole: "Who are you anyway?"

Toshio: "こんにちは、申し訳ありませんがあなたのパーティーをクラッシュさせるために、私は十分に日本のスナック食品の香りのを得ることができなかった、私の名前は俊夫聡サモですが、あなたは私俊夫呼び出すことができます" (Translation: Hello, sorry for crashing your party, I couldn't get enough of the aromas of Japanese snack foods, my name is Toshio Satoshi Samo, but you can call me Toshio)

Nicole: "Hello Toshio, I'm Nicole."

Sophie: "Konnichiwa, Toshio-kun! So pleased to see you!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Hello, orange otter.")

Catherine: "Toshio must be so marvelous!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: "He is. He is a child star, having roles in movies.")

Catherine: "Wow! Amazing!"

Samuel: (sarcastically) "Good compliments, Lady Potter."

Satoko: "" (Translation: "In fact, his career warranted him 2000 yen to buy dolls. Our riches were enough to purchase this nine-story mansion.")

Sophie: "I'm surprised! If only if my life was like that..."

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Mom, may I please have Hi-Chew and Pocky?")

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Yes you may, and these are the last two pieces left on this basket.")

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Thank you, mom!")

[Toshio grabs one Hi-Chew and one Pocky stick and begins to eat]

Nicole: "He sure does have a craving for that."

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Hi-Chew and Pocky are among his favorite snacks.")

Sophie: "Mine are Fishicles."

Satoko: "" (Translation: "What are they?")

Sophie: "They're popsicles that kids living in a place called Lake Hoohaw enjoy during a hot summer day. My favorite flavor is cherry."

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Oh, okay.")

Sophie: "But I also like gummy bears, crackers, grapes, bananas, popcorn, potato chips, Cheetos, applesauce, and sugar cookies."

Catherine: "You heard her! She can't resist the salty, sweet and healthy."

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Oh, and keep in mind that Toshio can also be pretty deadly for a six-year-old.")

Sophie: "How's that possible?"

[Satoko picks up Toshio, who has just finished his snacks]

Satoko: "" (Translation: This boy has samurai-type combat skills, a normal human doesn't stand a chance against him)

Sophie: "I guess my species' reaction would be quite different then. Am I right?"

Satoko: "" (Translation: "Exactly.")

Samuel: "F*** me. I should be the one with a mansion, plush toys, and a whole lotta money, not that sick Jap!"

[Toshio glares at Samuel]

Toshio: "" (Translation: "You dare berate my reputation and lifestyle?!")

Samuel: "Um..."

Toshio: "" (Translation: "If you insult me, the Blood Drainer will get you!")

Samuel: "Y-y-yes, boy."

Toshio: "" (Translation: "That's Toshio-kun to you!")

[Samuel tries to kick Toshio, only for Toshio to block the attack with his katana]

Toshio: "" (Translation: "I told you the Blood Drainer does serious damage!")

[Sophie watches the scene]

Sophie: "Well, my guess was kinda off. I don't see too much of a difference. Actually, I was completely wrong."

Samuel: "I'm not giving up yet!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Try me, f***er!")

[Samuel tries to whip Toshio in the face with his tail, but it too fails because Toshio slashes the tail with the Blood Drainer]

Samuel: "WATCH THE F***ING TAIL!"

[Samuel then latches onto Toshio, but it also doesn't work because the Japanese boy hurls him off]

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Never underestimate my skills.")

Samuel: (in defeat) "That's it! I'll be somewhere else where I won't get hurt, but this won't be the last time for the day, oh no! So long, dude."

[Samuel leaves the scene]

Sophie: "What is he gonna do now?"

Ryo: "Whatever he does, he'll owe an apology later."

[Reicheru nods]

Samuel Scams
[Samuel has set up a scam not too far from the Samo residence called "Otter Hugs"]

Samuel: (through a megaphone) "OTTER HUGS! GET A HUG FROM A LOVABLE OTTER! IT'S JUST 50 YEN!"

[Toshio hears the noise]

Toshio: "" (Translation: "That dishonorable little beast! Let's go, people.")

[Toshio angrily storms down the street with his mother and the team following him]

Samuel: (continuing to yell through a megaphone) "YOU WANNA LOVE AN OTTER? YOU GOTTA LOVE ME!" (puts the megaphone down) "Oh, hi little boy! You wanna hug?"

[Samuel imitates a hug]

Toshio: "" (Translation: "F*** no.")

Samuel: "It's just 50 yen, buddy."

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Why would I want a hug from an obvious bully? It's a bulls*** touch.")

Samuel: "I want you to love me now!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Arrogant b***ard, I'm not doing this! You don't deserve love because of how big a d*** you're are.")

Samuel: "YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE ANYWAY!"

[Samuel forcefully hugs Toshio in an effort to earn 50 yen, but it eventually backfires because Toshio lets himself loose and slashes him across the face with the Blood Drainer]

Samuel: "D***. My face..."

Toshio: "" (Translation: "I'm not wasting my money on s*** like this.")

[Toshio proceeds to destroy the materials for the scam]

Samuel: "My...MY SCAM! WHAT THE F*** HAVE YOU DONE?!"

[Samuel proceeds to throw himself on the floor and throws a tantrum]

Ryo: "Immature otter."

Samuel: "I F***ING HATE YOU ALL!"

Sophie: "Toshio-kun, I feel sorry for you after what my male counterpart just did."

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Don't mention it, honorable otter.") (he then turns his head)

Samuel: "Huh?"

Toshio: "" (Translation: "Not that big baby who thinks weak combat and scamming does s***.")

Samuel: "SAYS THE ONE WHO LIKES THAT POCKY JUNK!"

[Samuel continues his tantrum, then Ryo comes and picks him up by the ear]

Samuel: "OW!"

Ryo: "I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH, YET YOU STILL DON'T LISTEN! EAT THIS!"

[Ryo drops Samuel and kicks him hard in the groin, making him cry in pain and clutch his groin with his paws]

Ryo: "That'll teach you not to f*** with the bad*** Japanese child."

[Ryo goes up to Sophie and Catherine]

Ryo: "I gave him a groin injury. Everything's been taken care of."

Sophie: "Why thank you, Ryo. My quote-on-quote evil twin could use a book of etiquette."

Catherine: "And if that doesn't work, I'll have to put a stone spell on Samuel so he can't move or make a sound for all eternity!"

Sophie: "Only as a real last resort, Catherine."

Catherine: "Oh, alright then."