Santers Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Narrator: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo visits Houston, Texas to meet the Santers Family."

[Ethan pees on the couch giggling]

Narrator: "Where a lone mother is being driven to the edge..."

Heather (at her wits end): I MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE!!!

[Heather is seen crying in her room]

Narrator: "...by a wild pair of tots..."

[Jay moons the viewer]

Ethan: I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, POO-POO HEAD!

Narrator: "...with a gross vision of fun..."

[Jay takes a dump on the carpet and laughs at that]

[Ethan and Jay are smearing poop all over their bedroom walls]

[Ethan is seen licking the TV screen giggling]

Narrator: "...and destructive passtimes"

[The boys are gleefully smashing their Hot Wheels]

Narrator: "Can Jo save this sinking ship?"

Jo: You will listen to what your mom says!

Narrator: "Or will chaos rule supreme?"

Ethan: Let's mess this house up big time!

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm in Houston, Texas, here to help out a single mom in despair over her two unruly boys."

???: "Hi, we're the Santers Family, my name is Heather, i'm 32 years old, and i'm a single mom working as a secretary"

Heather: "I have two children, both boys, the oldest is Ethan who's 4"

[Ethan is seen coloring on his bedroom walls]

Jo: "Oh no, don't color on the walls!"

Heather: "Jay is 3 and the youngest"

Jay: Stinky butt! Stinky butt! Stinky butt! (giggles)

Jo: "That's not very nice, Jay!"

Heather: "The boys are frankly, just plain wild!"

[The boys are chasing each other around naked]

[Jay is seen licking the mirror for fun]

[Ethan is mooning Heather]

Heather: "They're very destructive with their toys"

[Ethan and Jay are seen stomping on Hot Wheels and flinging them against the wall]

Jo: "What do they do that for? It's their own toys they're wrecking!"

Heather: "They also pee and poop around the house despite being potty trained, they think it's funny"

[Jay pees all over the carpet and laughs at that]

[Ethan takes a dump in the toybox]

[Jay pees in the trash can giggling]

Jo: "My word, do those boys even know what a loo is?"

Heather: "They also often play with their poop"

[Ethan and Jay are seen smearing poop all over the bathroom]

Jo: "Dear lord that's just disgusting!"

Heather: "Honestly i've just lost control"

Heather: YOU DON'T PEE ON THAT

Ethan: YES I DO, I PEE WHEREVER I WANT, BUTT-HEAD!

Heather: "Supernanny, please save me, i need your help"

Jo: "Don't worry, on my way!"

The Boys Big Time Mess
[Jay is coloring on the wall in Heather's bedroom]

Heather: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

[Jay runs away giggling as both Jo and Heather follow him]

[The amok runner leads both outside, before quickly running back in and locking the door, effectively shutting both adults out of the house]

Jay: Haha!!! You can't stop us now poo-poo heads!

Heather: OPEN THE DOOR NOW!

[Jay sticks his tongue out at them before running off giggling]

Heather: DAMMIT, what do we do now, those two are gonna wreck the house if we don't stop them fast...

Jo: "Unfortunately, she was all too right about that..."

Jay: I locked Jo-Jo and mommy out, what do we do now?

Ethan: Let's mess this house up big time!

Jay: YEAH!

[The boys take off all their clothes]

Jo: "...the boys quickly went on a rampage all over the house"

[Ethan pees on the couch giggling]

[Jay starts doodling all over the living room walls]

[Ethan licks the TV screen giggling]

Jay (at the camera): Hey, look what i can do!

[Jay gleefully pees all over the carpet right in front of the viewer]

[Ethan and Jay moon the viewer and laugh at that]

[Jay and Ethan lick the kitchen window]

[Jay writes: "Going potty everywhere is FUN!!!" on the kitchen table]

[Ethan draws a butt on the fridge with the sentence "Grown-ups can kiss my butt" next to it]

Jo: "Meanwhile, Heather and I were trying to find a solution to get back in the house"

Jo: Do you not have the house keys on you by chance ?

Heather: No, i don't, i left them in the kitchen, i hope those brats aren't gonna hide them somewhere...

Jo: Is this the first time they've pulled this stunt ?

Heather: Yeah, first time, didn't expect that to happen, DAMMIT we gotta stop them!

Jo: Maybe you can call a locksmith ?

Heather: Yeah, probably the best option

[Heather calls the locksmith]

Heather: He'll be here in 30 minutes

Jo: Half an hour out there, good thing it's not too cold...

Jo: "Unfortunately this also meant the boys could run riot for 30 more minutes"

[Ethan takes a dump on Heather's bed]

[Jay licks the screen of Heather's IPad]

[Both boys color all over the walls of Heather's room]

Jay: This is so fun!

Ethan: Yes! Let's play in our room next!

Jay: YAY!

[Jay and Ethan grab Hot Wheels from their pile of toy cars and start smashing them and flinging them into walls giggling]

Jay: No more roof on that one!

Ethan: This one went BOOM, hahaha!!!

Jay: Uh oh, i have to poopie! (giggles)

[Jay takes a big dump on the playmat]

[Both boys laugh at that]

Jay: Poo-poo!!!

Ethan: Let's play with it!

Jay: YEAH!!!

[The boys smear the poop all over their bedroom walls]

[Jay licks Ethan's Nintendo DS all over]

[Ethan pees in their toybox]

Jay: I'm gonna go peepee all over the potty!

Ethan: Yeah! Let's mess up the bathroom next!

[Jay pees all over the toilet and laughs at that]

Jay: Oops, i missed, hahaha!!!

[Ethan unrolls the toilet paper]

[Jay licks the bathroom mirror]

[Ethan scribbles on the toilet lid "Pee and poo in the loo is NOT FUN!!!"]

Ethan: That was great playtime!

Jay: Yeah that was fun! I love playing with you!

[The two tots share a big hug]

Jo: "Mercifully this is where the boys rampage ended, although they still had done a number on the house..."

[The locksmith arrives and unlocks the door]

[Jo and Heather get inside to inspect the damage]