Patrick McCormick's Entitled Parent Story

Entitled Mother tries to steal my Switch because I wouldn’t let her son play “Pokémon” (It’s Digimon)
Hello, I’m Patrick McCormick, I would have been 21 a week ago, I have been dead for over 2 years, and one of the Irish members named Ailin gave me a Nintendo Switch Lite with Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Complete Edition for my birthday and I love it, it’s just like the Vita version except this is two games in one.

Even after you died you encounter damn parents like these.

Now, this happened when I was at a mall with Tariko, now Tariko likes Pokémon, and I like Digimon, but were good with eachother and one thing is, don’t get them mixed up.

I like to show Tariko all the ones I really like.

This kid went up to me and put his head over the screen, then he tapped his foot.

Me: “Excuse me, Can I help you?”

Let’s call this kid EB (Entitled Brat), He then spoke this:

EB: “I want to play Pokémon.”

Unlike many Digimon fans, I am very polite enough to tell the difference between both, I don’t mind Pokémon at all

Me: “Kid, this isn’t Pokémon, I’m sorry, I just got this and I don’t let anyone else use it.”

EB: “I want to play Pokémon!”

Now, bare in mind, I don’t own either Let’s Go, Pikachu! or Let’s Go, Eevee!, I also do not plan getting Sword or Shield,

Me: “I said no, Go back to your mother.”

The kid began to scream and began to throw a massive tantrum

EB: ”LET ME PLAY POKÉMON!”

I saw a woman who appeared to be his mom walk up, I’ll call this woman DM (Entitled Mom)

EM: “I heard my son shouting, What’s going on?”

EB: ”THAT MEAN MAN WON’T LET ME PLAY POKÉMON!”

The woman glared at me like I showed her son a hardcore pornographic movie.

EM: “Give it to my son, He will only have it for a bit."

Me: "I said no."

Tariko then spoke.

Tariko: “Lady, this isn’t Pokémon, this is Digimon.”

EM was extremely dismissive

EM: “Digimon, Pokemon, same thing! Give my son the Switch, You’re too old for it anyway.”

EB was still bawling his eyes out, crying “I WANT TO PLAY POKÉMON!” repeatedly, Fuck, this is why Supernanny existed, fuck this.

A mall guard went to see what the fuss was, and EM decided the oldest trick in the book.

MG: “What is going on here?”

EM: “That man stole my son‘s Pokémon game!”

Tariko gave the MG a “This lady, for fuck’s sake”

I handed the MG my Switch, he took one good look at it.

MG: “Ma’am, this isn’t Pokémon, This is Digimon, this Switch doesn’t even have Pokémon on it.”

He handed the Switch back to me.

EM: “It’s no difference, he should give it to us as compensation for making my son cry!”

MG: “He will do no such thing.”

EM and EB were forced to leave and were banned from the mall soon after and I was offered some 3 free things in a game shop to choose from.

Also, I found out EM said that her son deserved the Switch while I was just a spoiled brat, a teenager who bled out in his friend’s arms is apparently a spoiled brat.