Wilson Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "This week on Supernanny, Annie returns to meet the most selfish mother in the planet."

Maggie: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"

Fletcher: "But mom..."

Maggie: "NOW!"

Announcer: "But the violent pre-teen will get revenge on the mother for forcing the oldest to be the slave."

Blair: "HE IS NOT THE SLAVE! (bleep) YOU MAGGIE FOR LETTING MY OLDER BROTHER BE THE SLAVE!"

[Blair flips the table]

Blair: "I WILL KILL YOU!"

Announcer: "And does death threats."

Blair: "I WILL BASH YOUR STUPID SKULL, MOM! STOP LETTING MY BROTHER BE THE SLAVE YOU (bleep)ING BASTARD!"

Announcer: "And he also misbehaves."

[Blair punches Lucinda in the face]

[Blair stabs Maggie]

Blair: "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING MY BROTHER BE THE SLAVE!"

[Blair burns Maggie's hair with a cigarette lighter]

Announcer: "Will Annie tame Blair or it will be a terrible sideshow?"

Blair: "SUPERNANNY MUST FAIL!"

Observation begins
Blair: "YOU PUNK! POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE FOR GIRLY GIRLS YOU SICK JERKO!"

Lucinda: "IT IS FOR GIRLS!"

Blair: "SHUT UP!

[Blair punches Lucinda in the face and turns off the TV]

Maggie: "BLAIR! HOW COULD YOU PUNCH LUCINDA IN THE FACE?"

Blair: "I don't want to watch PowerPuff Girls because it's stupid, girly and Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup don't even have any fingers. I'm glad that show got cancelled."

Maggie: "BLAIR! YOU ARE GOING TO THE REFLECTION AREA RIGHT NOW!"

Blair: "SHUT UP!"

[Blair spits on Maggie]

Maggie: "You don't spit at me like that."

Blair: "I DO NOT (bleep)ING CARE!"

[Maggie sends Blair to the reflection area]

Maggie: "Because of your behavior, wait until Fletcher turns on the TV"

[Blair sighs]

Maggie: "FLETCHER! TURN ON THE POWERPUFF GIRLS FOR MAGGIE NOW!"

Fletcher: "Okay, mom."

[Fletcher sighs and turns on the TV]

Lucinda: "Yay! My favorite show!"

Blair: "SHUT UP LUCINDA!"

Maggie: "That's not nice, Blair."

Blair: "WELL! [bleep] YOU THEN!"

[Blair throws a vase at Maggie and punches Maggie in the face]

Maggie: "You don't throw objects at me, young man!"

Clean-Up Technique
Maggie: "FLETCHER! MARLENE! CATHERINE! CLEAN UP YOUR ROOMS!"

Fletcher: "FINE! YOU ARE TREATING ME LIKE A STUPID SLAVE! (bleep) YOU! YOU ARE (bleep)ING DEAD TO ME!"

Maggie: "I don't care. Clean your room."

Fletcher: "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"

Maggie: "IF YOU DO NOT CLEAN YOUR ROOM! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOREVER!"

Fletcher: "Okay, fine."

[Marlene picks up her pink t-shirt and puts it into the t-shirt drawer]

Catherine: "No no no no. Wrong wrong wrong... How come I clean up my room with this JUNK?!"

Maggie: "LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO!"

Onward
[Fletcher is watching Regular Show]

Catherine: "Can I watch too?"

Fletcher: "Yes."

Blair: "But mom. It wasn't a joke. I tried to get REVENGE ON YOU!"

Maggie: "Go ahead, Get revenge on me. I don't care."

Blair: "BUT MOM! YOU ARE STUPID! HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY BROTHER AS A (bleep)ING SLAVE!"

Maggie: "I will let Fletcher be the slave SO BEAT IT!"

Blair: "Can you not, be Fletcher the slave?"

Maggie: "I CAN LET MY CHILDREN BE THE SLAVE SO MOVE IT!"

Blair: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!!!!"

[Maggie puts soap in Blair's mouth]

Maggie: "THIS WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON!"

[Blair spits the soap out]

Blair: "MOM! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? CUT IT OUT DUDE! I'M SERIOUS! YOU DO NOT TREAT MY SIBLINGS LIKE (bleep) SLAVES! YOU HEAR ME!"

Maggie: "NOBODY CARES! YOU WILL HAVE YOUR TASTE ON YOUR JUST DESSERTS!"

Blair: "What's the dessert?"

Maggie: "SOAP!"

Blair: "(bleep) you mom..."

Maggie: "WHAT DID YOU JUsT SAY?"

Blair: "I SAID (bleep) YOU MOM! THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID! YOU STUPID BUTT-FACED (bleep)HOLE!"

Fletcher: "Guys, guys! Stop arguing!"

Lucinda: "That's not nice at all."

Maggie: "HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH REGULAR SHOW, POWERPUFF GIRLS, PHINEAS AND FERB, SAILOR MOON, NED'S NEWT, LLOYD IN SPACE, LEGEND OF KORRA, AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER, SWORD ART ONLINE, NARUTO, BLEACH, AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL, ADVENTURE TIME, TEEN TITANS, STEVEN UNIVERSE, OVER THE GARDEN WALL, SANJAY AND CRAIG, BREADWINNERS, MY LITTLE PONY AND MANY OTHER KIDS CRAP AT ALL! TV IS FOR ADULTS AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Blair vs. the Babysitter
Maggie: "THIS IS YOUR BABYSITTER, FELICITY! IF YOU ARE BAD! SHE WILL TAKE ALL OF YOUR DVDS, CDS AND TOYS!!!!! GOT IT?"

Blair: "Got it."

Maggie: "We will be going to buy some stuff. Okay?"

Blair: "Okay, mom."

Lucinda: "And we are ready to go get some DVDs at Best Buy and pizza at Pizza Hut!"

Maggie: "Sounds good."

Fletcher: "I will let Lucinda have some PowerPuff Girls DVDs."

Lucinda: "I love PowerPuff girls!"

Maggie vs. Lucinda
Maggie: "YOU DESERVED A SPANKING AND MORE DISCIPLINE!"

Lucinda: "No thanks. I am busy with my toys, stupid mom."

Maggie: "HOW ABOUT I WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A SLAVE! TV FOR ADULTS AND TOYS FOR BABIES!"

Lucinda: "SHUT UP, MAGGIE!"

[Maggie spanks Lucinda and banishes her into the attic]

Lucinda: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? JUST BECAUSE I AM BUSY WITH WATCHING TV AND PLAYING WTIH TOYS AT THE SAME TIME!!!"

Maggie: "TV IS FOR ADULTS AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! GET OVER IT YOU SICK (bleep)EATING (bleep)!"

Lucinda: "FLETCHER! CATHERINE! MARLENE! HELP ME! PLEASE!"

Fletcher: "Dont worry, I will save you!"

Marlene: "Okay, we got the key and open the attic door."

Lucinda: "MOM! I AM SORRY! I AM SORRY! I AM SOOOOO SOORRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!"

[Marlene unlocks the door]

Catherine: "Are you okay sweetie?"

Lucinda: "I'm fine."

[Lucinda sobs and Flether hugs Lucinda]

Fletcher: "There there. You will be alright."

Lucinda: "I'm sorry, Fletcher."

Annie tames Maggie
Annie: "You think TV for adults and toys for babies."

Maggie: "YES!"