Fliany Family 2023 Christmas

December 1: Tinsel the Elf on the Shelf
Martin: "Girls, look what Santa Claus sent from the North Pole!"

[Blake and Tyson are in the same room]

Martin: (reading) "'Dear Blake, Tyson, Lianne and Rita, my assignment has begun, as you know Santa sent me here, I am his friendly little helper, I will be his eyes and ears, each evening I will leave, flying back to the North Pole, reporting your behavior, will you get gifts or a lump of coal? Each day with a new visit, a new hiding place is where I'll be, make sure not to touch me, or my magic will surely flee! Love, Tinsel.'"

[He pulls out an elf dressed in red]

Martin: "Yes, this is Tinsel the elf."

December 13
Nicole: "It was Christmas for the Fliany Family at Grandma Amy's on the countryside. Martin had come home from his business trip in Houston."

Martin: "I'm home, gang."

Juliette: "How was the business trip?"

[The twins are practicing writing letters to Santa, with help from mom]

Before the Nutcracker
Nicole: "The twin girls prepared for the Nutcracker show."

Grandma Amy: "Oh, Martin, this is so exciting!"

Martin: "I agree and I think Grandpa Edward is going to be watching over his precious little granddaughters in heaven."

Grandma Amy: "Good luck out there darlings."

[Lianne and Rita are getting their sugarplum fairy costumes ready]

Juliette: "Are you girls ready?"

Martin: (calling from downstairs) "Boys! It's time to go and see your sisters dance!"

Tyson: "Oh, those girls are in for a big surprise!"

Blake: "When they go on stage!"

[Tyson is seen wearing a black leather jacket and green pants]

[Blake is seen wearing a brown leather jacket blue pants]

[Martin inspects the boys]

Martin: "Blake, you look handsome tonight. And Tyson, you look dashing."

Tyson: "Why thank you."

Martin: "Now let's hurry to the community center and find us a seat."

[The family gets into the car and drives off to the community center]

Lianne and Rita Get Changed
Juliette: "I'm going to take the girls to the stage door."

Martin: "Okay honey. Bye girls, daddy loves you."

Lianne: "Bye daddy!"

Rita: "Bye Grandma Amy!"

Grandma Amy: "Goodbye girls, good luck! We can't wait to see you on stage!"

[Martin drives to the car park]

[Backstage]

Juliette: "Hello, Mrs Swanson. How are you?"

Mrs. Swanson: "I'm doing good, thank you. Hello girls!"

Lianne and Rita: "Hi, Mrs. Swanson!"

Mrs. Swanson: "How are you doing? Are you ready to dance?"

Rita: "We're okay and we can't wait to dance!"

Lianne: "Yes, we're ready!"

Mrs. Swanson: "You're such cute little Sugar plum fairies!"

Lianne and Rita: "Thank you Mrs Swanson!"

[Mrs Swanson takes the twins by their hands and takes them into the dressing room]

[Cut to: dressing room]

[Mrs. Swanson helps Rita and Lianne into their sugarplum fairy costumes]

The Performance Begins
[At the foyer, Juliette meets up with Martin, Grandma Amy, Blake and Tyson]

Nicole: "Lianne and Rita, dreamed of becoming ballet dancers in New York."

Cut to:

[The family (minus the twins) are watching the Nutcracker ballet dance recital]

Martin: "Here come the sugarplum fairies, mother. The girls must be on any second now."

Cut to:

Rita: "My lucky ballet slippers! They're gone!"

Lianne: "Mine, too!"

Cut to:

Martin: "Where are Lianne and Rita?"

Juliette: "I don't know."

Cut to:

Mrs. Swanson: "What's wrong girls?"

Rita: "Our lucky ballet slippers are gone!"

Lianne: "We can't dance without them! Someone stole them!"

[Cut to: Juliette sees something pink in Blake's backpack]

[Martin sees something pink in Tyson's bag]

[cut to: Marin and Juliette arrive backstage with the girls' missing lucky ballet slippers]

Martin: "Here you go, ladies. Now go dance for Grandma Amy!"

[Rita and Lianne put on their lucky ballet slippers and get on stage along with the other sugar plum fairies]

[Juliette and Martin return to their seats]

[cut to: Lianne and Rita dancing with the sugar plum fairies]

Aftermath
Grandma Amy: "Lianne and Rita, you two were spectacular on stage today!"

Martin: "I hope I get to see you perform again soon!"

Juliette: "Will you girls take another ballet class?"

Lianne and Rita: "Yes! We love ballet!"

[Back at home, as Grandma Amy, Juliette, Lianne and Rita are in the dining room celebrating with ice cream and hot chocolate fudge sauce, Martin loses his temper with Tyson and Blake]

Martin: "WHAT WERE YOU BOYS THINKING WHEN YOU TOOK YOUR SISTERS' LUCKY BALLET SLIPPERS?"

Tyson: "Rita looks stupid in her sugarplum fairy costume."

Blake: "Yeah, so does Lianne. Besides, what does ballet have to do with luck anyway?"

Martin: "Don't you mess with the bull, young men, because you will get the horns!"

Tyson: "Calm down, Martin, before you take a shit in your pants. You look really constipated."

Lianne and Rita: "Hey, why are you guys hurting our feelings? Is it 'cause you don't like us?"

Blake: "Lucky ballet slippers, indeed. Look, squirts. There is no such thing as a good luck charm, okay? What does ballet have to do with luck? That is something I don't get." (Reads a playboy magazine)

[We see Tinsel the Elf, holding a protest sign, reading "Elf on Strike!!!!! I don't play games with naughty boys! Santa was sad to hear you weren't being good boys at the Nutcraker Ballet. When the naughty goes away, I will come back to play. Please be nice to your little sisters. Love, Tinsel."]

Before Christmas Shopping
Nicole: " "

Martin: "Who's ready to go Christmas Shopping?"

Lianne and Rita: "We are!"

[Rita is seen wearing a Hello Kitty colorblock tutu skirt, a doll pink pair of Hello Kitty leggings and white Hello Kitty graphic tie detail top]

[Lianne is seen wearing a Hello Kitty colorblock tutu skirt, a pair of cerise pink Hello Kitty leggings and black-and-white striped Hello Kitty graphic detail top]

Juliette: "Have you both got all your money?"

[Rita and Lianne open their prespective Hello Kitty coin purses and count their money]

At the Mall
Nicole: "Next came a trip to the mall."

[The family arrives at the mall]

Blake: "'Tis the season to be stealing..."

Juliette: "Let's see, we need to buy something for your father, your cousins, your Aunt Hilary and your Uncle Wally..."

Lianne: "And Aunty Ann and Uncle Nelson..."

Juliette: "That's right Lianne. And for Uncle Harrison and Aunty Tammy."

Rita: "And don't forget Uncle Darryl and Aunty Mandy!"

Juliette: "I won't forget, Rita."

[Tyson glances at something]

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY! I know what you're thinking! I did not raise you and your brother to be dishonest thieves."

[Blake shrugs]

Martin: "BLAKE WALTER FLIANY! Your mother and I did not raise you to be dishonest."

Rita: "What's going on, Mommy?"

Juliette: "I don't know, but those boys had better not be shoplifting."

Lianne: "What are they doing, Daddy?"

Martin: "I hope they are not stealing anything."

[Blake looks at a red expensive-looking scarf]

Blake: "Cool! I want this!"

Tyson: "Blake, do you know how much that scarf is? Do you have enough money?"

Martin: "Blake, don't even think about it, pal! I have eyes in the back of my head!"

Blake: "Hey, Rita. Come over here."

Tyson: "You too Lianne. Come here for a sec."

Blake: "See those pretty stickers? (He points to a sheet of rainbow stickers) wanna know how to get the stuff you want?"

Rita: "What is that?"

Tyson: "It's simple, you run right over there and grab them, stuff them into your little jacket and run outside before anyone sees you."

Martin: "Blake, Tyson, don't encourage your sisters to do things like that. You two should be old enough to know better. I expect you to set a good example. After all, this is Christmas."

Aftermath
[Lianne and Rita are watching the PB&J Otter episode "The Ice Moose" on TV]

Lianne: "Mommy, lookit! I see a red scarf, a wallet, a baseball cap, a Xbox one game, a shiny toy (Eminem CD) and a music thingy (MP3 player)!!! I found those in Tyson's room!"

Rita: "Mommy, look at what Blake has in his room!!! A watch!!! Sunglasses!!! A video game!!!"

Juliette: "YOU KNOW WHAT, TYSON ANDREW AND BLAKE WALTER FLIANY?! THESE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN ARE GOING BACK TO THE STORES ASAP!"

Blake: "Whatever, man..."

Tyson: "You are so gonna get it, you little snitch!"

Grandma Amy: "I'll look after those two."

[Martin and Juliette get in their car]

[Grandma Amy drags Tyson and Blake to Martin and Juliette's car and forces them to return the stolen goods to the store]

Grandma Amy: "Tyson and Blake, stay in the car while I look after Lianne and Rita."

Tyson: "It was Blake's idea, Grandma! He talked me into swiping the scarf!"

[We see Tinsel with a sign, reading: "Elf on strike!!! When the naughty goes away, I will come back and play. Love, Tinsel" next to Naughty List Warnings sent to Blake and Tyson sent from the Department of Elf Surveillance]

(Cut to: An hour and a half later, Lianne and Rita are playing with 4-piece puzzles and watching Barney: Waiting For Santa when Martin, Blake, Juliette and Tyson return)

Tyson: "What is this? (picks up a naughty list warning and reads) "From the Department of Elf Surveillance..." Bah! There's no such thing! (Reads the date and infraction number) "This is your official warning. Issued to Tyson Fliany for the naughty behavior of shoplifting hundreds of dollars of merchandise from Macy's, blaming each other, stealing his sister's lucky ballet slippers at the Nutcracker ballet recital the previous day, swearing, and disrespect to parents and grandmother" witnessed by Tinsel, authorized North Pole elf." (Scoffs) That little thing, made from polyester, fabric and cotton? What has he got in him, a hidden spy camera, or something?"

Blake: (reading) "Be on your best behavior or there may be no toys on Christmas morning! All decisions are final. No appeals will be considered."

December 16: Lianne and Rita's Play date
[Mr. and Mrs. Ryan arrive with their daughter Jenny, the Twins' friend from ballet class]

[Mrs. Blake arrives with her daughter Gabrielle]

[Dr. Wright arrives with his daughters, Isabelle, Kelsey and Brianna]

[Mr. and Mrs. Birchwood arrive with their daughters Sophie, Samantha and Sandy]

Juliette: "Hello, come right in! The twins are in the playroom."

AM Morning
Nicole: "It was Christmas Eve morning."

Rita: "Good morning, Tinsel!"

Martin: "Boys, are you both dressed for church yet?"

[After Grandma Amy, Martin, Tyson and Blake leave for church]

Juliette: "Would you girls like to help mommy do some baking?"

Lianne: "Sure, mommy!"

Rita: "So, what are we going to make?"

Juliette: "We are going to make gingerbread houses and cookies! And some pumpkin pie!"

Lianne: "Yummy!"

Rita: "I love cookies!"

[Lianne and Rita wash their hands and Rita puts on her red apron and Lianne puts on her green apron]

[Juliette helps Lianne and Rita to tie their hair back]

[Juliette gathers ingredients]

[Rita and Lianne begin decorating their respective gingerbread houses]

[1 hour 15 minutes later]

Tyson: "Hey, ma! We're home!"

Blake: "He is right! Let's have some cookies!"

Martin: "I'm afraid not, because you boys misbehaved in church!"

Juliette: "What did they do?"

Martin: "They mooned the minister, shot spitballs at a singing choir, sexually harassed the minister's daughter, used the church's office and stole money from the collection basket."

Blake: "The minister's daughter looked really hot!"

Grandma Amy: "Yes, Martin dear, I have never been so embarrassed in my life."

Juliette: "Young men, women are not sex objects."

[Rita and Lianne gather some gumdrops to put on their gingerbread houses]

Rita: "Look, Mommy!"

Lianne: "All done!"

PM Noon
Nicole: " "

Juliette: "Would you girls like to watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Powerpuff Girls: Twas the Fight Before Christmas, Angelina Ballerina: The Nutcracker Sweet or Mickey's Christmas Carol? We also got Barbie: A Perfect Christmas, The Flintstones Christmas Carol, The Grinch, The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Nuttiest Nutcracker, A Pinky and The Brain Christmas, Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Santa Buddies, Barney Waiting for Santa, Christmas at Eureeka's Castle, Frosty the Snowman, Tom and Jerry: Santa's Little Helpers, Barbie in a Christmas Carol, Wonder Pets: Save the Nutcracker, Care Bears Nutcracker Suite, Barbie in the Nutcracker, The Year without a Santa Claus, Max and Ruby in The Nutcracker Suite, A Chipmunk Christmas, The Nutcracker Prince, The Little Drummer Boy, Olive the Other Reindeer, Spongebob Squarepants: It's a Spongebob Christmas and Tom & Jerry: The Nutcracker Tale. Would you like that?"

Lianne: "Yes I will."

Rita: "I will!"

Juliette: "Okay, which one do you girls want to watch first?"

Rita: "Tom and Jerry: Nutcracker Tale!"

Lianne: "Yeah, I love Tom & Jerry and The Nutcracker!"

[Tyson and Blake try to enter the TV room, but Martin blocks the door]

Blake: "Move it or lose it, Martin!"

Martin: "No Christmas movies and no TV for you two this afternoon and tonight!"

Tyson: "Why?"

Juliette: "Because you chose to misbehave in church by mooning the minister and sexually harassing his daughter, xeroxing your butt, shooting spitballs at a singing choir and taking the money from the collection plate. Go upstairs to your room! And also, no cell phone privileges, no video games and no computer this afternoon! Tomorrow, you will help Grandma Amy with chores throughout the farm, including milking the cows, cleaning the barn and tending the horse stables."

[Blake sulks and gives a dirty look]

Tyson: (mumbles) "I hate you."

[Tyson sulks as he walks upstairs]

[cut to: Lianne and Rita watching Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale]

[Grandma Amy's cat, Tigger, curls up in front of the TV watching T&J]

[Juliette is in the kitchen fixing lunch for the girls]

Rita: "After this is over, can we watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?"

Juliette: "Sure!"

[Tyson and Blake sneak out the bedroom window and then they run off somewhere]

PM Afternoon
Juliette: "Would you girls like to decorate the Christmas tree?"

Lianne and Rita: "We will!"

Juliette: "Daddy has already put the lights on it."

Rita: "Let's have Hello Kitty on the tree!"

[Rita pulls out her favorite Hello Kitty Christmas ornament]

Lianne: "Ballerina, too!"

[Lianne pulls out her favorite ballerina Christmas ornament]

[Martin pulls out the Santa Cam ornament]

[Grandma Amy is in the kitchen making dinner]

PM Evening
[Rita pours a glass of chocolate milk]

Rita: "I hope Santa likes chocolate milk 'cause mommy used up all the regular milk."

Lianne: "Me too."

[Lianne puts some christmas cookies on a plate]

Lianne: "I hope Santa likes our cookies."

[Lianne and Rita (in their respective Hello Kitty pajamas) leave the cookies and milk by the mantel and leave the parlor]

Nicole: "The two little girls left milk and cookies for Santa."

[Tyson and Blake sneak back in the house through the window to find milk and cookies on the mantel in the parlor]

Blake: "OOH, COOKIES!"

Tyson: "MILK!"

[Lianne and Rita return to the parlor]

Nicole: "But their two big bad brothers gobbled them up quickly."

Lianne: "Oh no! The chocolate milk and cookies are gone!"

Rita: "Who ate all the chocolate milk and cookies?"

Juliette: "Oh, no! What happened?"

Martin: "Did you boys do something that's greedy?!"

Blake: "Uhh...no, Pop."

Tyson: (belching) "'Scuse me..."

Martin: "I knew it,"

Rita: "G'night, Tinsel. Have a safe trip back to the North Pole."

Tyson: (remembers the Elf on the Shelf who has magic to fly back to the North Pole to report behaviors to Santa Claus both good or bad) Tinsel, huh? Where is that little snitching elf?! So, Santa thinks he can send his little elf to spy on us and then snitch on us?!!! Well fat-man, think again!!!"

[He finds Tinsel hiding in the Christmas tree and then proceeds to yank him out]

Lianne: "Tyson, no! Don't touch Tinsel!"

Rita: "His magic will go away and he won't be able to fly back to the North Pole!"

Blake: "Shut up! Elves don't fly and there is no such thing as magic!!! There is no such place as the North Pole!"

Rita: "There is, too!"

[Tyson then yanks Tinsel the Elf out of the Christmas tree]

Lianne: "Y-you touched Tinsel. Now he can't fly to the North Pole."

Christmas Breakfast
Nicole: "Christmas morning had finally arrived "

[Grandma Amy goes into the kitchen and gets a box of Meow Mix for Tigger]

Time to Open Presents
Nicole: " "

Martin: "Guys, are you ready to open presents?"

Rita: "I am so excited!"

Lianne: "Me too!"

[Lianne and Rita open up their presents]

Lianne: "Whoah! I got a PB&J Otter finger puppet set with a plush house, a PB&J Otter book called Peanut's Shapes, Dora the Explorer: Pirate Adventure DVD, a Pudsey Bear, a Dora the Explorer doll, pretty new dresses, a Dora the Explorer: Map Adventures DVD, a Boots the Monkey plush, and a gift card to Build A Bear Workshop!"

Rita: "Yay! I got a PB&J Otter book called Noodle Dance, a Princess Cozy Coupe with shiny glitter, a Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas DVD, pretty new dresses, a Dora the Explorer: Dora Celebrates Three Kings Day DVD, a Woody Woodpecker plush toy, a puppy plush, a gift card to Build a Bear Workshop, a Pikachu doll, and tons of candy!"

[Tyson and Blake find a pile of coal plus a note that reads "Tyson and Blake, Tinsel the Elf told me that you boys were very, very bad this year. You bickered, tortured your mother and your little sisters Lianne and Rita, stole your sisters' lucky ballet slippers, shoplifted from Macy's, treated women like sex objects, touched Tinsel the Elf, swore, and got expelled from 4 schools each. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Blake: "PISS OFF, SANTA!"

Tyson: "YOU ARE SO GONNA GET IT!"

Juliette: "Look in your stockings."

[Lianne and Rita look inside their stockings]

Lianne: "Look, mommy, I got Hello Kitty, Snivy, Piplup, Torchic, Bulbasaur, lots and lots of candy, a Snowflake purple Hello Kitty, some candy canes, Fancy in Fuchsia Hello Kitty, Totodile and a Pikachu! Look, mommy, a Perfect in Pink Hello Kitty, a Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure DVD, a Sparkly Witch Orange Hello Kitty, a I Heart Slumber Parties Leopard-print Hello Kitty, an On the Move Hello Kitty, a Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Mermaids DVD and a Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Snow Princess DVD!"

Rita: "Mommy, come over here and look! I got a Chilly Willy dolly! I also got candy canes, a Sunny Hello Kitty, a red Hello Kitty, a Slumber Style Leopard Print Hello Kitty, a Nick Jr. Favorites Holiday DVD, a Gringerbread Hello Kitty dolly, a whole lotta candy, a Polka Dots pink Hello Kitty dolly, an All Dolled Up Hello Kitty, Tepig, Turtwig, Mudkip, PJ Party Hello Kitty, Love Hello Kitty, Dots and Smiles Sunshine Hello Kitty, Squirtle and Charmander. I also got the PB&J Otter DVD's!"

Grandma Amy: "Tigger, darling, come over here and take a look inside your stocking."

[Tigger meows in curiosity as he peaks inside his cat stocking to reveal holiday cat toys, including toy mice, sparkly pompoms]

[Tyson and Blake reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Blake: "BAH! HUMBUG! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A VERY TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS IN MY LIFE!"

Tyson: "YEAH! BLAKE IS RIGHT! If we're not happy, then no one should be."

Blake: "LET'S ATTACK LIANNE AND RITA!"

Nicole: "This is where the havoc began."

Tyson: "We'll kill them!"

[Blake and Tyson get out a a roll of duct tape and a kitchen knife]

[Tyson and Blake begin to viciously and violently attack their sisters]

[Lianne and Rita scream in terror]

Blake: "DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE ATTACKING YOU?!!!!"

Lianne: "No, I don't!"

[Tigger the cat runs]

Rita: "Mommy!"

Lianne: "Help! HELP!"

Juliette: "I'm coming, girls. Don't worry! Mommy's coming! OH, DEAR!!"

Tyson: "This will teach you for getting precious gifts."

[Lianne and Rita scream, but Blake puts his hands over their mouths]

Grandma Amy: "HOLD ON GIRLS!"

Tyson: "Open up your mouths!"

Rita: "NO! WE DON'T WANT TO!"

Lianne: "GO AWAY YOU STUPID JERK!"

Tyson: "I SAID OPEN YOUR MOUTHS!!!!"

[Tyson force feeds the twins vodka while Blake duct tapes Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: "Hmmph Hpmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: " You now lost the Xbox One for 2 weeks!")

Blake: "If you don't shut up, I will hit you!"

Juliette: "HMMPH HMMPH HMMPH!" (translates to: "DON'T YOU DARE!")

[Blake hits Juliette across her face]

[Lianne clutches onto her Hello Kitty]

Nicole: "Tyson then made the twins cry by telling a fib that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla destroying Disney headquarters."

Tyson: "Lianne, Rita, guess what?! Come over here."

Rita: (slurring) "Wut......" (translates to: "What?")

Tyson: "PB&J Otter is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Disney headquarters."

Lianne: (slurring) "Arr.......uuuu......riiiiight?" (translates to: "Are you right?")

Rita: "Who's Godzilla?"

Lianne: "What are headquarters?"

Tyson: "It is true!"

Lianne: "What about Hello Kitty?"

[The twins start to bawl their eyes out]

Tyson: "Crying is not gonna help take the show back, crybabies!"

[Tyson walks out of the room]

Martin: "What is going on, kids?"

Rita: (slurring) "Taaaiseeenn.......seeed........tat........PB&J....Uttterrrrrrrr.......issss.....cuncolllled.....cuz...of...Gudzilla." (translates to: "Tyson said that PB&J Otter is cancelled 'cause of Godzilla.")

[Rita throws up]

Martin: "Your privileges are gone for a month, young men! It is certain that Godzilla did not destroy Disney headquarters."

[Martin peels the duct tape off Juliette's mouth]

[Juliette rushes over to her screaming, crying and bawling twins]

Juliette: "Oh my sweet babies, what's wrong? Shhh."

[Juliette brings the twins on to the couch and sits close to them]

Juliette: "Come on and tell me all about it, my poor sweet little angels."

Lianne: "Tyson and Blake hurt us for getting presents and not them and then they fed us something bad!"

Rita: "And they told us that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla! And called us crybabies."

Juliette: "Shhh. Mommy's here. It's all right, I will always be here for you girls. Your brothers are just jealous. Did they hurt you badly? Any bleeding or broken bones?"

Grandma Amy: "I'll get you some tissues."

[Grandma Amy comes back with a box of tissues for Juliette]

[Rita holds onto her Hello Kitty]

[Tigger the Cat comes over to Rita and Lianne and rubs against them, purring in their ears]

[Tyson and Blake retreat from the den and race outside, high-five each other]

The Missing Presents
Nicole: "A little while later, their Aunt Hilary, Uncle Wally, and cousins Max, Kenny, Becky, Greg, Frederick and Oliver came over."

[The doorbell rings]

Grandma Amy: "I'll get it!"

[Aunt Hilary and Uncle Wally and their children Max, Kenny, Becky, Greg, Frederick and Oliver arrive]

Aunt Hilary: "Merry Christmas!"

Uncle Wally: "Merry Christmas!"

[Aunt Hilary, Uncle Wally and their children are followed by Aunt Ann, Uncle Nelson and their two sons Skyler and Skeeter]

Aunt Ann: "Hello!"

Uncle Nelson: "Hello, there!"

[Uncle Darryl and Aunt Mandy and their daughter Sarah are right behind them]

Uncle Darryl: "What a sight for sore eyes!"

Aunt Mandy: "Merry Christmas!"

[Uncle Harrison and Aunt Tammy and their daughter Jennifer are the last to arrive]

Uncle Harrison: "Hello!"

Aunt Tammy: "Merry Christmas!"

Kenny: "Hey, my presents are missing!"

Becky: "I can't find mine!"

Oliver: "I bet the Grinch stole them!"

Uncle Wally: "Well, why don't you come with me and Uncle Martin and see who took them."

Becky: "Okay,"

Oliver: "I found a ribbon from one of the presents."

Becky: "Blake and Tyson took the presents!"

Juliette: "Guys, why did you do something that's considered greedy?"

Blake: "That fat bearded blimp of an elf, denied me of the Samsung Galaxy SG, Grand Theft Auto V video game, Call of Duty WWII game, a smart TV, three cases of Red Bull Drinks, $100 gift card to eBay, an iPod and a tattoo."

Juliette: "Well let me tell you something, boys. I called Santa and told him to only bring you coal. Now go and help Grandma Amy with her farm chores, and then maybe...just maybe you may have your privileges back by tomorrow."

A goodbye letter from Tinsel the Elf
Nicole: "The family found a goodbye letter left behind by Tinsel the Elf who had gone back to the North Pole with all the other elves, Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus and the reindeer."

Dinnertime
Nicole: "Everyone sat down for Christmas dinner."

[The family is gathered for Christmas dinner]

[Rita is seen wearing a green Bonnie Jean Santa Dress]

[Lianne is seen wearing a red Bonnie Jean Santa Dress]

[On the table we see pigs in blankets, brussel sprouts, carrot soup with star anise, celery root and potato mash, Pinot grigo, mustard-roasted potatoes, nut brittle, truffle-scented roasted turkey with shallots and chestnuts, gravy, pear tart, cranberry-lime tart, parsnips, standing rib roast with porcini and bacon sauce]

Juliette: "Kenny, Becky, I found your presents!"

Juliette: "I'm afraid to say that Tyson and Blake stole them."

Becky: "Can we see them?"

Juliette: "Yes."

Tyson and Blake: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!"

[The kids except Lianne and Rita start throwing food at each other]

Lianne: "What is going on?"

Rita: "I don't want to get messy!"

Lianne: "I'm wearing a nice dress."

[Lianne and Rita crawl under the table to try to escape the situation]

Grandma Amy: "What in the world is going on in here?!"

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW AND BLAKE WALTER FLIANY! PACK YOUR THINGS, ASAP!"

Blake: "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Martin: "GET UPSTAIRS AND PACK!!! YOU WRECKED THE HOLIDAYS!"

Tyson: "No way!"

[Martin drags Tyson and Blake upstairs]

Rita: (looking really sad) "We're going bye-bye?"

Lianne: (looking really sad) "But we were having so much fun."

Juliette: "I'm sorry babies, but we really have to."

Rita: (crying) "I don't want to go home."

Grandma Amy: "Don't worry girls, we will see each other again."

Lianne: (frowning) "I hope you're happy, Tyson..."

Rita; (furiously) "YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!"

Aftermath
[The family arrives home]

Martin: "AS SOON AS THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER, I AM SENDING YOU BOYS TO BOOT CAMP! YOU ARE BOTH OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM SEEING AND TALKING TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS EXCEPT AT SCHOOL AND ALL OF YOUR PRIVILEGES ARE NOW GONE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!!"

Tyson: "BUT WE WANT TO SEE TYLER AND KYLE!!!!"

Blake: "YEAH, COME ON POP!"

Martin: "WELL, YOU BOYS SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE BEING PUT ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST, TOUCHING TINSEL AND TERRORISING YOUR SISTERS!"

[The furious Martin finds a number to boot camp in the telephone directory, lifts the reciever and dials a number to boot camp]

???: "Hello, boot camp, this is Marjorie Victory speaking."

Martin: "Boot camp? This is Martin Fliany speaking. I have two unruly sons. Can you enroll them in your program?"

Marjorie Victory: "What are their names please?"

Martin: "Blake, who's 14 and Tyson, who's 11."

Marjorie Victory: "When would you like to have them in boot camp?"

Martin: "As soon as the holidays are over."

Marjorie Victory: "Where do they live?"

Martin: "New York City."

Marjorie Victory: "We accept Visa, Discover and MasterCard and we accept debit cards."

Martin: "I have Discover card."

Marjorie Victory: "How many weeks will your sons be enrolled in?"

Martin: "I would say 2."

Marjorie Victory: "What is your current address?"

Marjorie Victory: "We require physical forms from your sons before they are enrolled. Do they have their physical forms?"

Marjorie Victory: "Thank you Mr. Fliany, your enrollment has been fully accepted."

Christmas Night
[Rita and Lianne are fast asleep in their bed]