Meet the Haynes/Transcript

Opening Scene
[scene cuts to the Haynes family household]

[Rowan is reading a Harry Potter book]

Rowan: Se on hyvä. (Translation: That's good.)

[Xavier sprays pepper spray on Rowan's eyes as she starts screaming]

Rowan: Xavier! Voitko lopettaa kanssa kepposia? (Translation: Xavier! Can you stop with the pranks?)

Xavier: SHUT UP! YOU LIKE TO READ BOOKS BECAUSE YOU ARE F***ING AUTISTIC! YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH LIKE YOUR TWIN SISTER!

[Xavier punches Rowan]

Rowan: Auts! Se sattuu! (Translation: Ow! That hurts!)

[Xavier runs away from Rowan as he sees Rowan's fraternal twin sister, Jessica watching Steven Universe on her tablet]

Xavier: Hey, Jessica.

Jessica: Mitä? (Translation: What?)

Xavier: YOU HAVE AUTISM AND YOU CAN'T SPEAK F***ING ENGLISH AS WELL!

[Xavier turns off the lights]

[Xavier punches Jessica and throws her tablet off the window]

[Xavier steals the spaghetti away from Rowan as he spills the spaghetti all over Jessica]

Jessica: Xavier! Lopeta tämä nyt! (Translation: Xavier! Stop this right now!)

[Jessica turns the lights back on]

Jessica: [gasps] Oma tabletti! (Translation: My tablet!)

Suvik: Что со всем озорства? (Chto so vsem ozorstva ?) (Translation: What's with all the mischief?)

Jessica: Xavier löi minua, heittää minun tabletti pois ikkunasta, löi Rowan lukiessaan ja vuotaen kaikki Rowanin spagetti ympäri vaatteeni! Kerron äiti! (Translation: Xavier punched me, throw my tablet off the window, punched Rowan while reading and spilling all of Rowan's spaghetti all over my clothes! I'm telling mom!)

Rowan: (Translation: Yeah! Totally!)

[the fraternal twins go to mom]

Jessica: Jennifer! (Translation: Jennifer!)

Jennifer: Yes?

Rowan: Xavier löi Jessica, heitti tabletti pois ikkunasta, löi minua kun luet vuotaen kaikki minun spagetti koko hänen vaatteensa! (Translation: Xavier punched Jessica, threw her tablet off the window, punched me while reading an spilling all of my spaghetti all over her clothes!)

Jennifer: XAVIER GARFIELD HAYNES! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!

[Princess Starlight teleports to the house as she drags Xavier to the Reflection Room]

Princess Starlight: This is a no-no- for you, Xavier. No spilling food all over people's clothes. No punching. No throwing things off the window. Got it, Xavier?

[Xavier flips Princess Starlight off]

Xavier: I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE AUTISM!