SATOKO SAMO Unit User Guide and Manual

Congratulations! You've brought yourself a SATOKO SAMO unit, please read this manual if you don't want to die a horrible death

Techincal Specifications
Name: Satoko Samo (Will also respond to mom, Okasan, Leader, Satoko-sama, and violently to big-breasted b****)

Age: 25

Place of Manufacture: Tokyo, Japan

Height: 176 cm

Weight: Unknown

Bra size: 32J

Your unit comes with the following

One torn Gackt T-shirt

5 pairs of torn jeans

A corset

5 Robes

20 boxes of Seinen and Shonen manga

40 Shonen Jump magazines

1 Shadow the Hedgehog Figurine

Please note that her Gackt T-shirt and jeans are her default oufit

1 AKIRA DVD

Removal from Packaging

Play the Japanese national anthem, she would come out humming

Cook ramen, or scones, she will act happily to the first option, and to the second, she might think you are a STACIE TODARO unit, we are not responsible for any injuries or deaths caused

Say "NOW! F***ING SPANKING FOR TOSHIO!" she will jump out of the box screaming, she will apologize when she finds out you're not a GIUSEPPE TODARO unit.

Programming

She is programmed with a number of useful functions

Mafia Leader: She makes a very god Mafia leader, and she knows what to do

Adult Film Star: She will do well in this carrier, keep in mind, she might be more lustful to you.

Assasian: With her traits, she's really good at severely injuring or killing

Video Game critic: With her love of Shadow the Hedgehog, she can make a great video game critic

Your unit comes with the following modes

Tsundere (default)

Swearing (default)

Shonen Jump reader (default)

Violent (locked)

Bellatrix (locked)

SATOKO SAMO units are quite Tsundere if you annoy them, she enjoys reading manga meant for boys and men, it's apart of her personality, they can be calm, shy and quiet, and can be vulgar.

Her Violent mode is locked for a reason, this can happen If you leave her with a STACIE TODARO unit, and the STACIE TODARO unit insults her

Her Bellatrix mode is locked also, this is where she starts torturing people and other units other than her friends, try giving her Pocky or let her watch AKIRA, that usually works.

Relationships with other units

TOSHIO SAMO: These unit is her son and she is very protective of him

REIKO SHAKO: These unit is her mother, she loves to hang out with this unit

STACIE TODARO: Keep these two far apart, Satoko will be in her Bellatrix or Violent mode

SACHIKO KOSHI: These two are the best of friends, they'll get along fine

SHIKA KOSHI: The female leader of Toshio's team, these two get along well

Cleaning

Your unit is capable of cleaning herself, she'll try and kill you if you went in when she is taking a shower

Feeding

Her favorite foods are Japanese cuisine, her least favorites are most English foods.

 Rest 

Depends on how much manga she read before bed

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: My SATOKO SAMO unit won't stop swearing! she's teaching my kids bad language by going into adult conversations!

A: Don't worry, this is common, she does alot while a TOSHIO SAMO unit is around

Q: My SATOKO SAMO unit went out and brought a bunch of other units from Japan!

A: She might be friends with these units

Q: My SATOKO unit is trying to kill me!

A: Did you unlock her Bellatrix mode? that's where she turns violent.

Q: My unit is ranting in a language! I don't know what she's saying!

A: SATOKO SAMO units always speak Japanese.

Troubleshooting

Q: Instead of recieving a 25-year old woman, I recieved a girl in a dress and she is crying and won't shut the h*** up!

A: Oh dear, we sended you the 7-year old SATOKO SAMO, her father died in the Japanese Tsunami and Earthquake, try giving her a doll to hug, you can keep her or send her back

Q: My SATOKO SAMO unit's a man?!

A: We sended you a KENJI KAWATA unit, they resemble SATOKO units alot, you can send him back