Jenkins Family Christmas 2015

Time to Open Presents
[Liam looks inside his stocking]

Liam: "Fantastic! I've got "

[Alexandra looks inside her stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Alexandra: " "

[Liam opens up all his presents]

Liam: "All right! I've got "

[Alexandra opens her present to find a note from Santa saying, "Alexandra, your behavior this year was unacceptable. You . Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Alexandra: " "

[Alexandra begins to violently attack Liam]

[The Christmas tree falls on top of Liam's head]

Liam: "Dad, get me out of here!"