Do You Want Me To Kick You in the Nuts?

Do You Want Me To Kick You in the Nuts? is a comedy one-shot fanfiction written by Japanlover86

Summary
What happens when a perfectly calm Ri Dae-Jung gets interrogated by Giuseppe? The most awkward interrogation ever. Find out how the Korean boy reacts to the villain's questions!

Chapter 1: A Korean and an Italian Walk Up to the Room
An 11-year old Korean boy, who looked more like a girl than an actual boy due to his soft features and long hair was in a bare room, handcuffed with only a chair, a table and another chair on the opposite side.

An Italian man came into the room, the held a heavy steel case on the table.

"Do you know who I am?" He asked

" (Hm)" he said, nodding.

"You know what I'm going to do with you if you don't tell." He hissed.

" (What?)" Ri Dae-Jung said.

He then banged the case on the table.

"Do you know what kind of damage heavy steel boots can do to a prepubescent boy's testicles?" He asked.

" (How would I know that?)" He answered.

"Tell me the air strike target before I kick you in the nuts!" He yelled at the perfectly calm Korean boy.

A few minutes later, the team went into the base, ordered to retrieve Ri Dae-Jung from enemy captivity.

"Do you want me to kick you in the nuts?" He yelled.

" (No)" He replied back.

"DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS?!" He yelled.

Cuong kicked the door down, then unhandcuffed Ri Dae-Jung, freeing him from danger.

"I do not want you to kick him in the nuts." He said in English as Ri Dae-Jung got up safe and sound.

Then, the rest of the team followed Cuong and struck threatening poses, ready to gang up on the adult enemy for torturing the poor Korean pre-teen. Giuseppe was mortified.

"I'll make you suffer," said Reicheru in a violent tone.

Giuseppe didn't know what to do. He felt outnumbered by the group of prominent members of the TT10. In fact, he wouldn't have time to react for kicking the members away with his boots. Suddenly, the team violently lunged towards him before he even got the chance to attack.

"POW! CRUNCH! SCRATCH! SIZZLE! CLANG!"

As the dust cleared, the heroes, including Ri Dae-Jung, left Giuseppe lying on the floor, with bite marks, burns, scratches, bruises, scrapes, and other marks that scarred the Italian. He could barely move.

"I'll get you for this," declared Giuseppe, seeking future vengeance.

Trivia

 * The title comes from one of Giuseppe's lines.