Selfishnanny Special (Shefield Family)/Transcript

Before the revolving line of the credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Meghann sees an evil robotic bulldog and screams]

Announcer: "Webeewize meets a family with 1 tween, 3 teens, 2 preteens and 1 baby"

[Tori screams]

[Meghann slaps Arata]

Announcer: "Not only the teenagers and preteens are VERY violent!"

Meghann: "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!"

Tori: "MOTHER(bleep)ER!"

[Meghann slams the door]

Announcer: "They also threaten Arata!"

[Madison punches Arata]

[Frederick kicks Arata]

[Tori pushes Arata down the stairs]

Frederick: "I WILL KILL YOU!"

Madison: "NOT UNTIL YOU DIE, B(bleep)!"

Announcer: "Will Webeewize fail?"

Meghann: "SUPERNANNY MUST (bleep)ING FAIL!"

Submission Reel
Webeewize: "Let's see what we have here."

Obmission begins
Madison: "ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS ARE CANCELLED DUE TO GODZILLA, ARATA!"

[Arata cries]

Madison: "Yeah, cry all you want."

[Madison kicks Arata]

[Arata still cries]

Madison: "You're the WORST!"

Maggie: "BE NICE TO ARATA, NOW!"

Madison: "SHUT UP, MAGGIE!"

[Tori is punching Arata in the face]

Maggie: "No, you do not punch Arata."

Tori: "SHUT UP!"

Maggie: "Don't insult me."

Webeewize vs. Tori and Meghann
Meghann: "What do you want you ugly nanny?"

Tori: "We want to kill you! What do you want?"

Webeewize: "I WANT YOU TO STOP WATCHING TV!"

Tori and Meghann: "WHY?! WE WANT TO WATCH EQUESTRIA GIRLS RIGHT NOW!"

Webeewize: "TV IS FOR ADULTS AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Tori: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP WE WANT TO DO WHAT WE WANT, (bleep)FACE!"

[Webeewize spanks Tori]

[Tori cries]

Tori (screeching): "I WANT TO WATCH EQUESTRIA GIRLS WITH MEGHANN RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"

Webeewize: "NO MORE TV I SAID! IT IS FOR ADULTS!"

[Webeewize stops spanking Tori]

Tori: "Man, I hate that Webeewize."

Tori (crying): "I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK WEBEEWIZE! YOU ARE S(bleep)T, B(bleep)H!"

Meghann: "LEAVE MY SISTER AND ME ALONE, YOU SON OF A (bleep)!"

[Webeewize puts soap on Tori and Meghann's mouths]

Webeewize: "NO MORE SWEARING! YOU ARE POTTY MOUTHS LIKE MADISON AND FREDERICK!"

Meghann: "SHUT UP! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! WE WANT EQUESTRIA GIRLS RIGHT NOW!"

Webeewize: "YOU ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING TV! GO (bleep) YOURSELF AND GO TO THE ATTIC!"

Meghann: "What?"

Tori: "We want equestria girls on TV, right?"

Webeewize: "NO! TV IS FOR ADULTS! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SEE EQUESTRIA GIRLS ON TV EVER AGAIN!"

[Tori and Meghann kick up huge tantrums]

Tori and Meghann (screeching): "WE WANT EQUESTRIA GIRLSSSSSS!!!!!

Webeewize: TV IS FOR ADULTS AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!!!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SEE EQUESTRIA GIRLS ON TV EVER AGAIN GO TO THE ATTIC NOW!!!!!!

Tori and Meghann: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tori tries to kill Webeewize with an axe]

Creepy Zoo
Webeewize: "CREEPY ZOO FOR ALL OF YOU! LITTLE BAS****S!"

Meghann: "Will there be dogs?"

Webeewize: "Yes. Creepy dogs."

[Meghann sees a creepy dog and screams and runs away]

[Tori pees on the dogs causing them to malfunction]

Tori: F**K YOU UGLY NANNY!!!!!

Webeewize leaves
Webeewize: I CANNOT TAME THOSE CHILDREN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

Madison, Frederick, Meghann & Tori: GOODBYE F**KER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Meghann beats up Webeewize so bad it breaks almost every bone]

Family Update
Maggie: "I sent them to BMC."