Hey Mister, Mister, Mister

Hey Mister, Mister, Mister is a song released by Krystina Halles on December 24, 2016. It's a parody of the Dreidel song, a Christmas carol. Instead of 70 or 140 BPM, Hey Mister, Mister, Mister has just over 90 or 180 BPM.

Lyrics
I have a huge mace mister, I made this out of clay, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll beat your a** all day! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of clay, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll beat your a** all day! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of wood, And when I'm fine and ready, You will be gone for good! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of glass, And when I'm fine and ready, Your a** is f***ing grass! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of gold, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll leave you in the cold! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of tick, And when I'm fine and ready, You're gonna eat a d***! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of frame, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll win this f***ing game! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of door, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll squish you to the floor! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of ice, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll send you lots of lice! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of steel, And when I'm fine and ready, I have a lot to steal! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of coal, And when I'm fine and ready, Your head's made to a bowl! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this out of bronze, And when I'm fine and ready, I'll hand you all the cons! Hey Mister, Mister, Mister, I made this in the South, And when I'm fine and ready, The d*** goes in your mouth!