Slater Family meets Arebad/Georgia Family

Before the Visit
Martha: Today kids we're going to Florence, Alabama to visit the Georgia family!

Daniel: Also known as the Arebad family!

Mark: Why the hell are they called that? Is the family bad?

Bill: Actually, there real names are extremely offensive and unrealistic!

Daniel: Well they are nice people. Besides, you can't judge a book by it's cover!

Mark: Not unless that book has the swastika on it.

Greetings
David: Today, we got visitors from Washington state.

Wendell: Are they n***ers? If so, they need to be lynched!

Sarah: They aren't black. Since they're from the northwest, there's only smelly hippies and illegal Asian immigrants!

David: Look! They're here!

[The Slater Family goes to the door and rings the doorbell]

David: (opening the door) Welcome!

Daniel: Hello, I'm Daniel. And this is my wife Martha.

Martha: And these are my kids Mark, Bill, and Stacy.

David: I'm David, and this is Sarah.

Sarah: And these are our children Haden the SJW, Kendra the SJW, Yugi, George, Wendell, and Sally.

Mark: Why did you call Haden and Kendra SJWs?

Haden: Because we're completely against our parent's bigotry!

Kendra: And just because you're against racism doesn't automatically make you an SJW!

David: Don't start, you two! We have guest!

Sarah: We have dinner. It is pure white Southern food that wasn't tainted by n***ers like last time!

Bill: Did you just say the n word?

Kendra: Yeah, they like to address minorities by their offensive nicknames.

Sally: We also hate w*ps, greasers, k***s, b****rs, c****s, and more.

Mark: I'm not rocking with this family...

Daniel: Come on. We got to try out the food!

Bill: Fine, but if they try to invite us to a KKK rally, we're fucking out of here!

Dinner
Sarah: Before we start, we will say grace. Yugi, would you like to say it?

Yugi: Sure! Everyone bow your heads.

For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly Grateful/Thankful, Amen.

[The families begin to eat]

[Mark is seen going on his iPod and listening to his music]

Haden: What are you listening to?

Mark: Immortal's "The Call of the Wintermoon".

Kendra: That sounds like a heavy metal band.

Mark: It is. More specifically, they play Norwegian black metal.

David: Wow, I didn't knew you're raising your children as devil worshipers.

Wendell: Plus, Scandinavian people are all happy-go-lucky blonde freaks who believe in socialism!

Bill: We don't even like the death metal and black metal bands he listens to. I'm more into nu-metal and mainstream heavy metal bands like Metallica and Guns N' Roses.

Mark: Guns N' Roses isn't even metal! And the only good nu-metal band in my opinion is Slipknot!

[Stacy throws the food on the floor]

Martha: Stacy! Don't do that!

Sally: You should whip her with a belt. That's what daddy does when he disciplines us.

Mark: Oh, so not only are you racists, but you also abuse your kids?

Sarah: It isn't abuse! We just don't want them to be like those minorities!

Daniel: Now that's absurd. Besides, we can't discipline her because she has non-verbal autism.

George: Autism? So your child is the devil?

Martha: No she isn't! Don't be as ignorant as that blind guy from when we visited the TT10 base!

Bill: Don't even bring that up. I was the only one behaving!

Yugi: Well according to Autism Speaks, autistic children ruin marriages and make people go into high debt from all the medical appointments they do. Stacy should've been killed at birth.

Bill: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you all?

Mark: I may be a shitty person, but at least I don't have these overly-edgy beliefs!

Martha: Well we support Autism Speaks, and none of the things you said about them are true.

Sally: Yes it is. And mommy and daddy also despise retards and crippled freaks.

Bill: How old are you? Don't you think you're a bit too young to know what all of those words mean?

David: Okay, that's enough! Kids, how about you all go and play?

George: Yeah!

Wendell: Let's go outside!

[The kids go outside to play while the adults stay and talk]

Martha: I think you need to learn to be more acceptful to others.

Sarah: First off, "acceptful" isn't even a word!

David: Besides, that n***er George Floyd deserved to get killed by Derek Chauvin! He resisted arrest!

Daniel: Do you even hear yourselves?

Play-date
[The children are seen setting up a game]

Mark: So what are we playing?

Sally: We are playing pretend house. Me and my siblings will be the whites, while you will be the "undesirables".

Bill:But the undesirables are all black, Hispanic, Asian, and other races!

George: That's the point! Now are you gonna play or not?

Bill: Sure...

[The whites are seen kidnapping the undesirables and taking them to a forest]

Hispanic: ¡No no no! ¡No nos linches! (No no no! Don't lynch us!)

Asian: 是! 讓我們去！(Yes! Let us go!)

Arab: أتركنا و شأننا! لم نفعل شيئاً! (Leave us alone! We didn't do nothing!)

Whites: Shut the hell up! You keep taking our jobs and brainwashing the youth with your liberal policies! Now time to die!

[The whites begin to lynch the undesirables]

Bill: Okay, time out! This is so fucked up!

Mark: Yeah! I won't be surprised if you kids end up joining the KKK!

Yugi: We plan on doing that when we grow up! All n***ers can die!

Haden: Well me and Kendra don't wanna be KKK members! And we are certainly against this horrible game!

Kendra: Yeah! Why can't we all play a simple game like Hide and Seek?

Wendell: More like Hide Our Asses and Seek the Death of P***s and Indians!

Mark: Fuck this racist shit!

[Mark starts to blast Bathory's "Enter the Eternal Fire" with his iPod]

Yugi: NO!!! STOP!!! WE DON'T WANT TO BE SATAN WORSHIPERS!!!

Mark: ENTER THE ETERNAL FIRE YOU RACIST FUCKS!!!

Bill: For the first time ever, I actually approve of this music.

[The kids run into the house]

Sally: (crying) That devil worshiper and bald freak started playing heavy metal music and almost killed us!

Wendell: Lynch that n***er!

George: Yeah! Let's kill him!

Martha: NO!!! We are not killing anyone!

Haden: I don't know, I kinda liked the music.

David: HADEN!!! HOW DARE YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL MUSIC!!!

[David and Sarah tackle Haden and start to spank him with a belt]

Haden: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HELP!!! HELP!!!

Sarah: STOP CURSING!!!

[Mark, Bill, and Stacy all begin to throw a bunch of rocks at David and Sarah]

David: OW!!!

Sarah: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!

Daniel: You deserved it! You don't go and spank your son like that!

David: THAT'S IT!!! YOU LIBTARDS GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

Martha: God that was so disastrous!

[The Slater Family exits the house]

Sarah: Haden, if you say you like heavy metal again, we will make you listen to 6ix9ine for 24 hours straight!

Haden: Whatever!

David: Don't "whatever" her! You address her as m'am!

Haden: Yes ma'm...

Aftermath
Daniel: So we're never visiting them again.

Bill: Hell yeah we're not visiting them! They're all ignorant assholes! One of them even called me a bald freak!

Mark: Well you kinda are one. Plus, Haden and Kendra were the only good people there. Everyone else was working for the KKK!

Martha: Well I guess you can say that the family members "Arebad"!

Mark: That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.