Kodansa Family Christmas 2035

Transcript
[The children, parents, great aunts, aunts, uncle, nieces, and nephews are with Grandfather Kodansa]

Pamela: "See? This is mine and Georgina's brother, your mother's father, your aunts' father, your uncles' father, and your grandfather!"

Frederick: "You mean younger-looking great aunt slobs?"

Georgina: "Not so fragile, but those days, am I growing? Certainly not. Pamela is not fragile either. Your great-grandmother is still alive."

Michelle: "Cruise?"

Cruise: "Yes Auntie Michelle?"

Michelle: "All your favorite shows is cancelled."

[Cruise starts to get tears in his eyes]

Michelle: "Due to Godzilla."

Cruise: [crying] "Is it true?"

Michelle: (smiles) "It's a fact!"

[Cruise wails, cries, and bawls]

Sophie: "Ugh, I hate to hit the roof on you, but not all people have to make someone cry by telling them that their favorite TV shows are cancelled due to Godzilla all the time."

Michelle: "All your favorite shows will remain cancelled for all eternity."

[Ember's anger rises]

Ember: "ALL THE TIME, YOU DID THAT, MICHELLE GRACE KODANSA!!! YOU MADE HIM CRY!!!"

Simon: "And Godzilla did NOT destroy Cruise's favorite shows!"

Time to Open Presents
[Cruise looks into his Christmas stocking in delight]

Cruise: "Cookies, a chocolate orange, candy canes, Play Doh, a Slinky, a Lego Kit, bouncy balls, crayons, Froakie, Chespin and Fennekin plushies! Yay!"

[Michelle, Frederick, Larson, Landon, Luther, Lester, Meryn, Rain, Ice, Cloud, Aidan, Emma, Cameron, Nicholas, Celine, Bryce and Josef look into their stockings]

Meryn: "I hope I will get my Old Navy gift card, a Justice gift card and some lip gloss to make me happy."

[Meryn sees coal]

Meryn: "What? I got coal?"

[Meryn opens up a present revealing a note that says "Meryn Kodansa, you have been very bad. You beat up all of the kids, punch your mother, tortured your family and . Signed, Santa"]

Meryn: "A note! It says Meryn Kodansa, you have been very bad. You beat up all of the kids, punch your mother, tortured your family and . Signed, Santa. SANTA MUST BURN IN (bleep)!!"