Selfishnanny Special (Cacace Family)/Transcript

Very Naughty Grid
Rachel: STUPID NANNY! NA NA NA NA NA!

Karen: Yeah she is poo poo.

Anna: Girls don't say that please.

Rachel and Karen: [sing song] Nanny is poo poo Nanny is poo poo.

Webeewize: OKAY YOU STUPID GIRLS, VERY NAUGHTY GRID FOR YOU BOTH!

Karen: Make us b****!

Rachel: Yeah!

Webeewize: [spanks Rachel and Karen] STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU GIRLS TO DO RACHEL, YOU GET FIVE MINUTES AND KAREN YOU GET SEVEN MINUTES GO GO GO!

Karen and Rachel: [get scared and run to the Very Naughty Grids]

Webeewize: [destroys Karen and Rachel's Barbie dolls] AND THESE BARBIE DOLLS ARE STUPID AND FOR BABIES!

Karen: NO NOT OUR DOLLS!!

Webeewize: SILENCE KAREN YOU UNGRATEFUL B****! [goes to the couch and watches TV]

Webeewize: Time to watch my soap and to get away from these brats.

[Then Jessie starts crying for Webeewize:'s attention]

Jessie: [cries]

Webeewize: WELL WELL WELL A BABY WHO WILL NOT SHUT UP!

Jessie: [cries more]

Webeewize: SHUT UP YOU STUPID BABY I"M TRYING TO WATCH MY SOAP!

Anna: She's only a baby and wants attention.

Webeewize: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS WOMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE H*** I WANT! [shakes Jessie]

Anna: YOU SHOOK MY BABY! [slaps Webeewize]

Webeewize: SHE DESERVED IT FOR DISTURBING MY SOAP!

Anna: THAT'S NO EXCUSE ALL SHE WANTED WAS ATTENTION!

Webeewize: SHUT IT OR IT'S OVER FOR YOU!

Lisa’s 5th Birthday
Webeewize: “Karen & Rachel ruined it after it started”

[Karen changes the music to On Fire by Lil Wayne

Webeewize Gives Up
Lisa: Why are you leaving!!!! We need help!!!!!

Webeewize: You can take part in another nanny tv show

But Karen stabs webeewize repeatedly, causing webeewize to die from massive blood loss.

Family Update
All the things webeewize destroyed were restored by a young fairy named Ariel, who felt sorry for how webeewize abused them. With all the barbie dolls restored to their rightful forms, the girls are now at peace with webeewize dead. And baby Jessie was resurrected by Ariel.