Iconic-Todaro Family visit the Kyra Family

Transcript
Paula: "We are going to see Katie Jr. and her family."

Visit
[Giuseppe sees a black-haired girl wearing a white short-sleeved dress with black shoes while holding Yoshi and Sonic The Hedgehog plush toys]

Giuseppe: "Only the adults can watch TV."

Paula: "Wait a sec, I thought we left you behind."

Giuseppe: (holding a knife above her throat) "Paula, no matter where you go, I will always find you!"

Ken: "Shut up, you don't make the rules around here or you'll suffer."

Samantha: "Then we all die...."

Ling: "Quite quiet for her age."

Samantha: "Hi..."

[Samantha goes to her room]

Stacie: "That girl's really weird!"

Katie: "She has split personality."

Samantha: (coming from the room) "Round we go, the world is spinning, when it stops, It's just the beginning, sun comes up, we live and we cry, sun comes down, then we all die."

[Stacie comes up stairs and goes in Samantha's room to see her looking at the window]

Stacie: "Samantha?"

Samantha: (demonically) "Go away."

[Samantha stays quiet]

Samantha: "The curse is spinning, when the grudge stops, It's just the beginning."

Stacie: "Samantha."

[Samantha says something similar to "Please leave my room" and pushes Stacie out of her room and shuts the door]

[Samantha locks the door and plays with her Woody Woodpecker plush doll]

Samantha: "Hello, Woody. How are you today?"

Samantha (as Woody, in sped-up, funny helium-like pitched voice, saves his laugh): "I'm doing good, thank you. How's everything, Samantha?"

[Samantha strokes Woody's cheek]

Samantha: "Oh, we were just having dinner, and that Stacie came after me..."

Ken: "Warning! She is a demon in her evil form."

[Samantha comes downstairs]

Samantha: "Stay with me, never let me go."

[Samantha blankly looks at Stacie]

Stacie: "Giuseppe, that girl is scaring me."

Samantha: "You want to hurt Tommy for watching TV, I can see it in your mind."

Ling: "She can mind read you."

[Samantha shuts her eyes]

Stacie: "Why, she is a freak!"

Future telling:

Stacie: "You've just got a spanking, soap in the mouth, cold shower, and attic, come with me right now."

Tommy: "NO!"

[Stacie grabs Tommy]

Tommy: "MOMMY!"

Future telling ends:

Samantha: "Tommy! Look out!"

[Tommy turns off the TV and runs]

Samantha: "Stay away."

[Tommy goes upstairs into his bedroom and locks the door]

Stacie: "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Samantha: "Wanna suffer?"

Stacie: "YOU BRATTY (bleep)!"

[Samantha switches to her evil side and screams at the top of her voice]

Samantha: "I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER!"

[Samantha takes on of Stacie's BB guns and attempts to shoot her with it]

Samantha: "You and Giuseppe don't make the rules around here, got it?"

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR GROWN-UPS!"

Samantha: "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! OR YOU'LL BE SORRY! I WILL MAKE YOU AND YOUR SIBLINGS SORRY!"

Ken: "I wouldn't do that if I were you....."

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR ADULTS ONLY! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!!"

[The Todaro siblings circle around Samantha]

Giuseppe "Sama―"

Samantha: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP! YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES! MY SISTER, MY FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW, AND MY BROTHER DO! SHUT UP YOU STUBBORN HAG OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!"

Giuseppe: "On this day, you have been convicted of watching TV! witnessed by those―――"

Samantha: "SHUT UP! STOP TALKING, SHUT UP! SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!"

[Samantha goes in her evil form]

Samantha: "Giuseppe Todaro, do me a favor, go outside, find a branch, kill and stab yourself with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Giuseppe: "Where you'll be spanked by Stacie until you've been――――"

Samantha: "I'm not listening! Lalalalalalalala!"

[Samantha runs around Giuseppe while her ignorance is continuing]

Samantha: "Lalalalalalalalala!"

Giuseppe: "Then we will put you in a cold shower!"

Samantha: "STOP IT!!!!!"

[Samantha makes her running around Giuseppe until she pushes him to a wall]

Giuseppe: "Then we will banish you to the attic!!!!!!!!!"

[Samantha screams so loud causing mirrors and some windows to break nearly causing glass to fall on Giuseppe]

Samantha: "I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!"

Marshall, Stacie, Pietro, Angelo, Giovanni, and Giuseppe: "Why?"

Samantha: "Because! Because...."

Paula: "Samantha! Stop!"

Samantha: "PAULA! THEY HURT ME!!"

Paula: "So you hurt them back?"

Samantha: "I WANTED EVERYONE TO SEE HOW ROTTEN THEY WERE TO ME AND TOMMY!!"

Paula: "You're just like them Samantha!"

Samantha: "No, I'm not!"

Paula: "You're attacking them because Stacie tried to spank Tommy!"

Samantha: "MAYBE THEY HAD DESERVED IT PAULA!!!!"

[Samantha throws a knife at the 5 siblings]

Samantha: "Leave me and my nephew alone."

Pietro: "I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!"

Samantha: "They won't believe your (bleep)ing nonsense about me, and try it little boy!"

The Attack
[Samantha's bedroom door is locked]

[Giuseppe unlocks the door and catches Samantha watching Takeshi's Castle with her plush toys, Young Simba, Veemon, Pikachu, and Azelf]

Giuseppe: "THAT'S IT! SPANKING!"

[Samantha stands up]

Samantha: "Everyone, does that stupid old man make the rules?"

Veemon (portrayed by Samantha): "No he doesn't."

Samantha: "Don't we hate that?"

Pikachu (portrayed by Samantha): "Yes!"

Samantha: "Don't we wish he'll suffer?"

Young Simba and Azelf (portrayed by Samantha): "Yes!"

Giuseppe: "Is she talking to the plush toys?! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Pikachu (portrayed by Samantha): "Many toys have a choking hazard you idiot, take the arm of an action figure and a baby chokes on it!"

Samantha: "That's right, Pikachu."

[Samantha goes behind the couch]

Giuseppe: "Where are you?"

Veemon (portrayed by Samantha): "You know what you smelly old man, you don't make the rules, he he!"

[Samantha then takes her plush toys up to her room]

Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA HARDER BEATING!"

[Giuseppe gets out a mace]

Giuseppe: "I'll teach you some respect!"

Samantha: "I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER MY WRATH!!!!!"

[Samantha starts hitting Giuseppe with the mace]

Giuseppe: "MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP!"

[Marshall holds Samantha by both arms but is kicked in the shins by Samantha]

Samantha: "I burnt your maces into dust! NOW YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SPANK ME ANYMORE!"

[Samantha throws all the maces in the fireplace]

[Samantha eyes the nazi tattoo on Giuseppe's shoulder]

Samantha: "So offensive to me!"

[Samantha takes Giuseppe by the arm, washes off the tattoo, then goes back upstairs]

Samantha: "That's better, we aren't even from the Jewish religion, it's extemely offensive in our house!"

[Samantha goes and plays with her plush dolls]

Samantha: "I feel the darkness and the grudge, I can't control it, the shadows, the shadows haunt me, like there's no tomorrow..."

cut to:

[Samantha on her bed]

Samantha: "Sonic, if that awful man comes, he will suffer."

Sonic (portrayed by Samantha): "Yes, Sammy."

[Giuseppe comes in the room with a mace]

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR ADULTS! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! HOW OLD ARE YOU?!"

Samantha: "You're not welcome here, go away. Those are my friends."

Giuseppe: "For speaking to me, your beating is extra extra extra extra hard!"

[Samantha picks up her Veemon doll]

Samantha: "TV can't just be for adults, for that, I think those are silly rules."

Giuseppe: "ALL OF MY RULES MUST BE OBEYED! TV FOR 18-YEARS AND OVER, TOYS FOR NEWBORNS TO 1-YEARS OLD!"

Samantha: "Two words, Nobody Cares."

Giuseppe: "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA HARDER SPANKING!"

[Samantha switches to her evil side]

Samantha: "Try and spank me now, I will kill you."

[Samantha reaches for her Darkwing Duck and Sonic The Hedgehog plush doll]

Samantha: "Make them leave me alone."

[Samantha blinds Giuseppe with pepper spray and hides in the closet]

Giuseppe: "BRAT!"

[Giuseppe hears whispers from her Sonic and Darkwing Duck plush]

Giuseppe: "Who's there?"

Lucy talks to Samantha
Lucy: "Someone's got to talk to her."

[Lucy enters Samantha's room]

Lucy: "Hello?"

Samantha: "You're not welcome, go away."

Lucy: "I really need to speak to you."

Samantha: "Who are you?"

Lucy: "I'm, Lucy, Lucy Iconic, you may not actually know me but I know you, we are kind of the same you and I."

Samantha: "YOU DON'T HAVE A DARK SIDE!"

Lucy: "Apart from that."

Samantha: "And you're not the same age as me."

Lucy: That too."

Samantha: "YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME AT ALL!"

Lucy: "I know how you feel."

Samantha: "No you don't, you don't know anything about me or my side!"

Lucy: "I know your name is Samantha Kyra."

Samantha: "What?"

Lucy: "I know you probaly hate my dad for giving you a spanking."

Samantha: "And how?"

Lucy: "Rico has a friend named Samantha."

Samantha: "What's up with her?"

Lucy: "She's the same age as you, and she has a ton of toys."

[Samantha switches to her evil side]

Samantha: "IS SHE AN ORPHAN?"

Lucy: "No."

Samantha: "DOES SHE HAVE A DARK SIDE?" (screams)

Lucy: "No."

Samantha: "I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER!"

Lucy: "Why?"

Samantha: "Because... Because...."

Lucy: "REMEMBER!"

Samantha: "KEEP AWAY FROM ME!"

Lucy: "REMEMBER!"

[Lucy grabs Samantha's hand]

[Samantha calms down and goes to her virture side]

Samantha: "Okay, then.."

[Samantha smiles]

Samantha: "Sammy, my name was Sammy."

The Todaro's failed attempt to get Samantha in jail
Nicole: "When the Todaros found Katie and Samantha, it went into a wild goose chase around the house."

Katie: "So Sammy, what was the emergency again?"

Samantha: "I dunno."

Stacie and Giovanni: "GET OVER HERE!"

Katie: "Come with me!"

[Katie picks Samantha up and runs]

Stacie: "I'm chasing after a woman in her early 20's with a freaky little girl with a white-grey dress, I repeat a little girl with the woman, I'm going to set my gun to injure!"

Giuseppe: "Wish you luck, Stacie!"

Stacie: "AHH THEY STOPPED! THE LITTLE GIRL'S LOOKING AT ME! I NEED BACKUP, HER EVIL EYES!"

Giuseppe: "Pull the trigger!"

Stacie: "Giuseppe got injured when he faced a freaky little girl."

Pietro: "PULL THE TRIGGER NOW!"

Stacie: "THIS IS FOR YOU, GIUSEPPE!"

[Stacie fires the gun at Samantha, injuring her]

Samantha: "Katie, help me!"

Katie: "WHY DID YOU DO IT?!"

[Ken takes Samantha to his car and to the hospital]

cut to:

Samantha: "My god, she shot me! SHE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR THAT!"

cut to:

[Samantha switches to her evil side, snaps an Angelo Todaro CD Casing and breaks the CD]

Angelo: "HOW―"

Samantha: "I'LL BLOW HER HEAD OFF! BESIDES, WHEN YOU GUYS LEAVE, I CAN READ FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON IN PEACE!"

The Todaro siblings go to jail
Samantha: "I'm calling 911."

[Samantha picks up Ling's phone and dials 911]

Samantha: (on phone) "Hello, we invited some visitors to my place, and they tried to beat me for watching telly, and not letting me play with my Pikachu! And one of the people threatened me."

Police: (laughs, then stops) "Wait what?"

[Tommy is in the corner, crying]

[Tommy is holding out his bleeding arm]

[Samantha examines her nephew's bleeding arm and the wound]

Samantha: (back on the phone) "My nephew Tommy had his arm lacerated and he is bleeding, execute those people or better... put them in jail for 5000 years, just kidding, they can receive up to 10 years in prison, also one last favor, please call the hospital too, okay, pretty please?"

Police: "We will be right here ASAP."

[Samantha hangs up]

Samantha: "I CALLED THE POLICE AND IT AIN'T A FALSE ALARM!"

Ling: "Wow, you guys are evil, Zai Jian (goodbye) forever."

[The policemen arrive and arrest the Todaro siblings]

Giuseppe: "LET ME GO YOU F***ING COPPER! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF US!"

Marshall: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!! WE WILL BE BACK!"

Stacie: "THIS ISN'T OVER YET!"

Angelo: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!! WE WILL RETURN!"

Pietro: "And we will have our revenge!"

Giovanni: "JUST YOU WAIT!"

[The policemen lock the Todaro siblings into the police paddy-wagon]

[A policewoman tries to comfort the crying Tommy]

Policewoman: "It's going to be okay, sweetie."

Samantha: "I think it was the 34-year old who lacerated him."

Paula: "She's talking about Giovanni."

Samantha: "I think so."

Policewoman: "Can I see that Sonic toy for a second? I see something red on it."

Samantha: "Tommy's blood from the laceration, I witnessed it."

[Policewoman carefully examines the Sonic toy]

Policewoman: "Are you okay though Samantha?"

Samantha: "Yes, but Stacie shot me in the hip, but I'm okay though."

Visiting Tommy in the Hospital
Katie Jr.: "Hi, Tommy, how are you doing sweetie?"

Tommy: "Hi, mommy, I'm doing fine."

Jamie: "Ahh, that's good."

[Samantha comes in the room with her Darkwing Duck plush in her arms]

Tommy: "Sammy... Sammy, you saved my life."

Samantha: "How is he doing, Katie Jr.?"

Katie Jr: "He's fine Samantha, thank heavens you saved him."

Ken: "How long will he be in, doctor?"

Doctor: "For a few hours."

Tommy: "Samantha, can you let the doctor see your Sonic plush?"

Samantha: "Okay!"

[Samantha takes out her Sonic plush, which has the bloodstain]

Tommy: "My blood on her doll from the laceration."

Samantha: "Huh? I thought it was paint."

Tommy: "Sammy, Sammy, it is really blood."

Ken: "What are the results?"

Doctor: "Tommy will be fine. That cute little Sonic plush doll saved his life."

Samantha: "Thanks to me and my toy, I have called the police, it wasn't a false alarm."

Tommy: "Aunt Sammy...thank you for saving my life."

Samantha: "My pleasure, Thomas."

The Todaro siblings return from jail
Nicole: "Took them only three weeks for them to get paroled. A 99.4% parole-free line."

Paula and Lucy get extremely tough with Giuseppe and his siblings
Paula: "Guys, why did you cause havoc at the Kyra Family household by not letting Samantha watch TV and play with her toys? And why did you lacerate Tommy?"

Giuseppe: "That brat Tommy deserved to be lacerated! That Samantha is a freak!"

Paula: "You and your siblings are not to go near the Kyra family again!"