Fake Article (Cap Family (Fanon Season 75))

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Jacques Marquette, in 2013, revisits Marci (13) and Matthew (15). They have a children named Strap (20), Fullstop (17), Timothy (9), and John (6). Strap is married to Celine Cap and the two have Clown (27), and quintuplets Teddy, Bryce, Sherman, Orla, and Anna (3) who make fun of Marci being Italian Matthew wearing glasses Strap being a baldy Fullstop is obnoxious! Orla is the worst child anyone could ever had and ruins the holidays. Anna is a mean terror who wants a Pudsey Bear all the time! She loves Monster High! The kids have accounts on everything! Do not change my episode or I will kill you by putting you in a gas chamber!

What's wrong with this episode?

 * 1) They must have gotten Jacques Marquette from a 17th century French Jesuit missionary.
 * 2) Jacques Marquette died in 1675, just thirteen days shy of turning 38, meaning events with Jacques Marquette cannot take place in 2013.
 * 3) Neither it is possible to have a 20-year old child nor a 17-year old child as a 13-year old or have a 27-year-old child as a 20-year-old.
 * 4) In Fanon Season 75, Marci and Matthew would NOT be 13 and 15 respectively.
 * 5) Strap, Clown,  and Fullstop are not really existent given names.
 * 6) There is a questionable marriage between Celine Cap.
 * 7) They do not add the word "Transcript", they add " "
 * 8) Fanon Season 75 can't take place in 2013 since it's when Fanon Seasons 3 and 4 of SN take place in.
 * 9) There is a grammatical error. It should be "They have 4 children", not "They have a children".
 * 10) The episode ripped off the Birou, Langbroek, and Kirochu Families since the creator recycled the names of the quintuplets and copied the behaviors off from the said episodes.
 * 11) It mentions that the kids have accounts on everything, but that would be impossible.
 * 12) There are too many exclamation points.
 * 13) The last sentence is unnecessary as it is unrelated to the episode and is a death threat.