Spotlow-Garbiel Family Revisited/Transcript

And Now
Nicolette: Jason and Bridget have since behaved better than ever.

David: However, Frank has been acting worse than ever. That's why we need Supernanny to return so she can try again in taming Frank.

Observation Begins
Frank: "Welcome back, you stupid bitch!"

[Frank attacks Jo]

Nicolette: Frank you do not attack Jo!

[Frank gets out a roll of duct tape]

Frank: "I see you've come back for more."

[Jo is seen bound and gagged with the tape]

Frank: "Aren't ya enjoying it?"

[Jo struggles]

Frank: "I have you now!"

[Frank then pulls Jo's hair]

Jo: Having Frank tie me up and abuse me was horrible!

[Nicolette and David untie Jo]

David: You do not tie up Jo and beat her up! Now go straight to the Naughty Couch!

Frank: NEVER!!!

[Nicolette and David drag Frank to the Naughty Couch]

Nicolette: You're in the Naughty Couch because you tied up Jo and beat her up.

Frank: START LIKING MERZBOW'S "VENEREOLOGY" ALBUM RIGHT NOW!!!

David: Never! Because he make harsh noise music, and we hate harsh noise!

'''Frank: I've been getting into harsh noise music recently. My favorite noise artists are Merzbow, Masonna, C.C.C.C., Hanatarash, Bizarre Uproar, and The Gerogerigegege.'''

Observation continues
[We see Jason and Bridget in the pool]

Jo: Jason and Bridget were playing in the pool, but that's when Frank came and ruined it.

[Frank pours Diet Coke in the pool]

Jason: Don't do that. We don't want to feel sticky.

[Frank then throws a bunch of toys at Jason and Bridget while they're in the pool]

Bridget: Mom! Dad! Frank is attacking us while we're in the pool!

Nicolette: Stop it right now, Frank! This is dangerous!

Frank: How about you fuck off?!

[Frank splashes Nicolette in Diet Coke]

[Nicolette sends Frank to the Naughty Couch]

Frank: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! START LIKING THE 1988 MOVIE "MAC AND ME" AND THE 2004 MOVIE "SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2" RIGHT NOW!!!

[Nicolette ignores this, and walks away]

Naughty Couch
'''Jo: The family were having a movie night. However, Frank wasn't happy with the movie.'''

Frank: Why do we have to watch Coraline? I want to watch the 1997 movie "Flubber"!

David: We already watched your movie in the last movie night, in which you made us watch the 1985 Care Bears movie. It is Bridget's turn to pick the movie, and she chose Coraline. Now please behave.

[The movie intro starts playing]

[15 minutes into the film...]

Frank: Oh my god! I can't believe I have to watch this crap! Coraline is a ripoff of the 1995 movie "Theodore Rex", which was way better!

Jason: Coraline is not a ripoff of Theodore Rex. I don't know where you got that from.

Frank: In that case, I will change the movie to The Good Dinosaur!

[Frank changes the movie to The Good Dinosaur]

Nicolette: We are not watching The Good Dinosaur because it is Pixar's worst movie after Cars 2. Change it back to Coraline or you will go on the Naughty Couch.

Frank: NO, BITCH!!!

[Frank then hits Nicolette]

[Nicolette sends Frank to timeout]

Nicolette: I'm putting you in the Naughty Couch because you changed the movie to The Good Dinosaur, refused to change it, swore at me, and then hit me.

Frank: I DON'T CARE!!! I WILL WATCH THE GOOD DINOSAUR WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

Time: 4 minutes

[Frank hits his dad as he drags him to timeout]

Jo: David, you cannot take this abuse from your son! When he hits you, you push him to the side.

Time: 9 minutes

[Frank puts on Merzbow's "Pulse Demon" album and blasts it throughout the entire house at full volume]

David: Turn that off right now! We are not gonna be listening to Merzbow while we watch Coraline.

Time: 16 minutes

Nicolette: You need to go back to the Naughty Couch.

Frank: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frank throws a chair at Nicolette]

Nicolette: You do not throw chairs at mommy. Now go back to timeout]

Frank: I WILL NEVER GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time: 20 minutes

[Nicolette restrains Frank in the Naughty Couch]

Jo: Let him go! He's in the couch!

[Nicolette lets go of Frank]

Frank: I'm going outside!

[Frank tries to run outside, but Jo blocks the door]

Jo: You will not be going outside because you are still in timeout. Now go back to the Naughty Couch right now!

Time: 30 minutes

[Frank locks himself in the bathroom]

David: He locked the door.

Jo: Right now, Frank is losing control, and he is acting up harder than ever in order to regain that control. And this is his last resort.

Nicolette: What do we do now?

Jo: Watch me.

[Jo knocks on the door]

Jo: Frank, I'm gonna count to 3. If you are not out of the bathroom by the time I count to three, I will break into the bathroom and send you straight into your room, where you stay in there for the night. Trust me, Frank. I am not playing. 1... 2... 3...

[Frank unlocks the door and opens it]

Jo: Sit down and look at me please.

[Frank sits down and makes eye contact with Jo]

Jo: The fact that you think it's okay to hit your parents and throw an extreme temper tantrum is beyond me. It's not acceptable at all to hit anybody. I'm really not happy with your behavior. I know how you can behave. Nobody is making you, nor forcing you hit your mother and father. You are going to have to accept that when mom and dad say no, no is no. And I don't care how angry you get, how much you scream! It's not going to change the answer. If it's no, it's no. No is final! There's no persuasion. Do you hear what I'm saying?

Frank: (slowly crying) Yes...

Jo: Now your mother and father have asked you to go in the Naughty Couch. I'd like you to take yourself downstairs, I want you to go straight into the Naughty Couch, and you'll do your time. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Frank: (slowly crying) Yes...

[Frank goes to the Naughty Couch and does his time]

Nicolette: I placed you on the Naughty Couch because you changed the movie to The Good Dinosaur, refused to change it, swore at me, and then hit me. Say you're sorry.

Frank: Sorry, mommy.

Nicolette: Thank you.

[Nicolette gives Frank a hug]

Bridget in Middle School
[We see Bridget in the school hallway handing out New York horse-drawn carriage leaflets to the student body]

Frank turns over a new leaf
Frank: I'm sorry for everything. How can I behave?

Jo: Here's what we will do. You will take these papers of leaves, and you will crumble them up, like you are crumbling your bad behavior away.

Frank: Sure!

[Frank crumbles up the paper]

Family Update
Nicolette: Since Jo's visit, Frank has changed his behavior for the better.

David: He no longer hits, kicks, screams, cusses, destroys property, or do anything naughty.