User blog:KidOfTheBlackHole/Bashed From All Fronts: Samadi Alizo (for Japanlover)

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> Samadi Alizo (March 14th 1995-December 19th 2017) was the perpetrator of the US/UM Release Party Massacre

I, too, get offended because people play video games.

> He was on assault charges prior to the massacre for beating a white classmate in college who was in the US Army.

Yeah, let me attack someone who has advanced training with weapons and likely can kick my ass. Nothing can possibly go wrong!

> At the trial for eight murders, he was convicted of sexual misconduct, torture, owning a weapon without a licence, attempted murder and first-degree murder.

Obviously doing more crime makes me a better person, right guys?

> The most brutal apart of the massacre is when he tortured Ryu Tomodi, a party host, who he tortured for over 20-25 minutes before killing more of the victims.

No comment.

> He cares deeply for child war victims, but he showed no remorse for the deaths of any of the people he killed in the massacre, aswell as torturing Ryu.

I'm such a chauvinist that the only people that I care about the deaths of are those of my own country! Totally not a bigoted view, right guys? Guys?

> When on trial, he had very little to no remorse for the massacre, saying the victims "cared more about a Zionist game than the genocide of the Syrian people".

Every game has some hint of religion, and I'm gonna kill people for it because my parents never loved me! My mom should've swallowed!