Have a Sadderz Valentines Day/Transcript

[We see a schoolhouse]

[Japanese people are giving candies to each other]

[The creepy faces appear and eat all the candies, while screaming horribly. The more candies they eat, the more effective the screaming.]

Teacher (voiced by Oksana Velykazhinka): "THIS IS CALLED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS VALENTINE'S DAY DISNEY VHS 1968 SERIOUS FOR ALL, AND SPEAK ENGLISH!!!"