Sand Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Annoncer: "Tonight on Supernanny...."

[Jamie hits Toshio]

Jamie: "STAY OUT OF IT YOU (bleep)ING JAPANESE (bleep)!!!!!"

[Toshio cries]

Stacie: "You do NOT hit your younger brother because he got a present from Granny Sand."

Annoncer: "Gloria meets a Japanese-American Family with 5 children from Japan, and if you thought Orla Birou was bad and Adelle Remano was violent to animals, Gloria meets the most badly behaved biological children she has ever come across."

[Josephine pushes Satoko against the wall]

Josephine: "GIVE IT TO ME SATOKO!"

Stacie: "JOSEPHINE EMILY SAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Annoncer: "Daughter Josephine tortures little Yoshi."

[Josephine hits Yoshi]

[Yoshi cries]

Stacie: "Don't hit Yoshi, sweetie, he's only a baby."

Josephine: "No he not, he's a big kid."

Annoncer; "22-month old Yoshi barely spends time with his mom, Sachiko."

[Yoshi screams]

Annoncer: "Son Jamie is defiant and constantly tells his younger siblings to do drugs."

Jamie: "DOO DRUGGGGGGGSSSSSSS NOWWWWWWWW!"

Annoncer: "Can Gloria stop this unruly biological children from being bad?"

Josephine: "SUPERNANNY IS GONNA FAIL!!!!!"

Submission Reel
Gloria: "You are with me in Boulder, Colorado to meet the most badly behaved kids ever with 100 percent behaved adopted children from Japan."

???: "Hi! I'm Stacie!"

???: "I'm Joseph."

???: "こんにちは、私は幸子、私は十八よ" (Translation: Hi. I'm Sachiko, I'm 18)

Stacie: "We have 7 children, 5 are from Japan and 1 grandson, Sachiko is 18 and she came from Japan, Akio is 17, Jamie is 12, Satoshi is 9, Toshio is 6, Josephine is 4, Satoko is 2, and Yoshi is 22 months and is Sachiko's son."

Joseph: "The Japanese children are angels and Akio's 18th birthday is coming up."

Stacie: "But not Josephine and Jamie."

Joseph: "Josephine behaves the worst."

[Josephine screams]

[Josephine hits Stacie]

Stacie: "No! Don't do that Josie!"

Josephine: "SHUT UP MOMMY!!!!!!"

Joseph: "Jamie terroizes Toshio and makes him cry by saying his favorite shows were cancelled."

Jamie:  "All of your favorite shows are cancelled due to Godzilla."

[Toshio screams, cries, and bawls]

Joseph: "IT IS CERTAINLY UNTRUE GODZILLA DESTROYED NINTENDO AND SEGA HEADQUARTERS!!!!"

Stacie: "The children from Japan do not speak english, but I am Japanese-American."

Joseph: "Jamie also refuses to do his homework and forces little Satoko to do drugs."

Jamie: "SATOKO! DO DRUGS! NOW!!!!!!!"

Stacie: "She's only 2! Jamie!"

Jamie: "NO SHE'S NOT!"

Stacie: "Josephine got kicked out of 20 schools while Jamie got kicked out of 6 schools."

Joseph: "And Josephine is bullying almost everybody."

Stacie: "Nanny 911 failed to stop these two so we are trying Supernanny."

[Jamie bites Toshio]

[Toshio cries]

Stacie: "Jamie! No!"

Stacie: "Jamie's friends' are bad as himself."

Blond haired boy: "Go away! No asians allowed!"

Black haired boy: "And that means you!"

Red haired boy: "Or you'll be sorry!"

Satoshi: "ジェイミーとジョセフィンは、自分自身を行動されていません" (Translation: Jamie and Josephine are not behaving themselves)

[Jamie kicks Toshio]

[Toshio cries]

[Toshio is watching Digimon: Xros Wars on the laptop]

Josephine: "It's my turn to use the laptop! I want to go on fairy princesses!"

[Josephine pushes Toshio off the laptop]

Toshio: "お母さん！" (Translation: Mom!)

Stacie: "Give Toshio back the laptop."

Josephine: "I get what I want in the whole world! and i want to use to laptop!"

Stacie: "No, That's Toshio's."

Josephine: "NO!"

Stacie: "Please help Supernanny, we don't want our family falling apart."

Gloria: "I'm on my way."

[Gloria parks the car]