Fliany Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny... Jo goes to the Big Apple to meet the Fliany family..."

Announcer: "The twins are perfect little angels, but their big brothers are anything but."

Juliette: "Blake, Tyson, come join your little sisters."

Blake: "I hate this fucking essay, bitch."

Jo: "NOW!!!!!"

Announcer: "Can Jo turn things around?"

[Tyson shoplifts a pack of cigarettes]

Blake: (mumbling to self) "I'd rather eat live snakes with rabies....."

Blake: "Don't tell me what to do, bitch! I shall not write an essay and the decision is final!"

Announcer: "Or will this duo of terror tear this family apart?"

Blake (smart-mouthy voice): "I'm not doing it-TAH!"

Announcer: "Find out, next."

Submission Reel
Jo: "So here I am in New York City, ready to help another family. Let's take a look and see who we have, shall we?"

???: "Hi, we're the Fliany Family. I'm Juliette, former ballet teacher."

???: "And I'm Martin, and I am an architect. I travel a lot on business trips."

Juliette: "We have four children. Blake is 14, Tyson is 11 and Lianne and Rita are 2 and their third birthday party is coming up soon."

Martin: "Tyson and Blake have been kicked out of 4 schools each."

Juliette: "We tried countless facilities for the boys and Teen Camp for Blake."

Martin: "Our little daughters dream of becoming ballerinas."

[Rita and Lianne are dancing]

Jo: "These girls are so cute!"

Martin: "Lianne and Rita are very sweet girls."

Lianne and Rita: "Hey mommy!"

Juliette: "Hi girls."

Jo: "Aw, Look how sweet they are."

Juliette: "Blake and Tyson are very aggressive to Lianne and Rita!"

Blake: "I hope you fucking die!"

Tyson: "I wish you were dead, you fucking f****t!"

Jo: "This behavior has got to stop!"

Martin: "Blake will swear at us."

Blake: "Go to hell!"

Jo: "This has got to stop!"

Juliette: "Supernanny, I'm begging you for your help!"

Blake: "Shut the fuck up!"

Juliette: "Supernanny, please come help our family!"

Jo: "Enough is enough, this behavior needs to stop, I'm on my way!"

Jo Arrives at the Fliany Doorstep
[Jo arrives at a lovely 3-story Victorian-style house]

[Jo rings the doorbell, and a woman in her 30's with long brown hair answers the door]

Juliette: Good morning. My name is Juliette, I have been expecting you, please do come on in. You must be the nanny.

[Jo finds two little girls, practicing their ballet in the den]

Juliette: "Girls, this is the nanny, Jo-Jo."

Liane and Rita: "Hi Jo-Jo!"

Jo: "And what are your names?"

Lianne: (she is seen wearing a penicillin allergy ID bracelet on her left wrist) "I'm Lianne..."

Rita: (she is seen wearing a latex allergy ID bracelet on her right wrist) "And I'm Rita!"

Jo: "And how old are you two?"

Lianne and Rita: "We're two and we are almost 3."

[Lianne and Rita are seen wearing pinafore dresses. Rita is in a royal blue pinafore dress and a white blouse and Lianne is in a red pinafore dress and a white blouse]

[Swan Lake music is heard in the background as the twin girls practice]

Jo: "I haven't seen their brothers yet."

Juliette: "Blake is staying after school for a detention for unsportsmanlike conduct during PE. Tyson also has detention as well for texting during class."

Jo: "Where is your husband, Martin?"

Juliette: "He is on a business trip in Boston right now and he should be coming home this week."

AM Morning
[Rita and Lianne practice their ballet while Juliette prepares some breakfast]

Juliette: "Rita and Lianne dream of becoming ballet dancers together. I, myself took ballet as a child. I came from a family who appreciated dance and music in Milwaukee."

Time for Ballet Class
[We see Rita and Lianne in ballet class]

Talk with Mom
Jo: "I sat down and talked with mom about the boys' behaviors."

[Juliette makes a cup of tea for herself and Jo]

Juliette: "The boys have been expelled from four schools each. The last school that Blake has been expelled from was Millennium High School for posting the F-Bomb on his own Twitter account and the last school that Tyson has been expelled from was the Mott Hall School for posting threats on Twitter."

Jo: "Have the boys ever ruined Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas or any holiday?"

Juliette: "Halloween was ruined courtesy of the boys, because they bullied their sisters who both won the Halloween costume contest together, and Blake and Tyson, didn't. Lianne and Rita were dressed up as Swan Lake ballerinas. When we got home from the party, the jealous brothers destroyed their costumes whilst the girls were sleeping."

Jo: "Oh, my word."

Juliette: "And Thanksgiving was not so thankful, because Blake destroyed Rita's Thanksgiving centerpiece by throwing it into the fire, and Tyson destroyed Lianne's centerpiece by smashing it with a sledgehammer. Also Blake tried to teach his younger cousins and sisters to play football - while inside the house and practicing for his upcoming high school football game."

Jo: "How was Christmas?"

Juliette: "And Christmas was simply ho-ho-horrible, because the girls were performing at a dance recital and they and their ballet class were performing 'The Nutcracker' ballet as the sugarplum fairies, and the boys stole their lucky ballet slippers and the girls got stage fright. As the girls were dancing, the boys shot spitballs at them and shot rocks at them."

Jo: "I could not imagine that an 11-year-old preteen and a 14-year-old teenager would be bullying their two-year-old little sisters. They should be old enough to know better. Big brothers are expected to set good a example for their little sisters. It is unbearable!"

Juliette: "We received a very special elf on the shelf named Tinsel from the North Pole shortly after Thanksgiving was over and stayed with us until Christmas night. While we went Christmas shopping, the boys were shoplifting over $10,000 worth of merchandise as the girls went to see Santa."

Jo: "Oh, my goodness. That merchandise must be so expensive!"

Juliette: "On Christmas Eve, the girls were decorating their gingerbread houses, Christmas cookies and gingerbread trains. They helped decorate the Christmas tree and left cookies and chocolate milk for Santa Claus but the boys devoured all of the cookies and milk left for Santa, touched Tinsel the Elf which made him lose his Christmas magic, and then smashed the girls' gingerbread houses and gingerbread trains."

Jo: "That wasn't very nice of them, was it?"

Juliette: "And on Christmas Day morning, the boys received nothing but coal in their stockings and then they attacked Lianne and Rita for being the only two who got presents and tried to force-feed them with vodka and duct taped my mouth and slapped me across my face before stealing their cousins Kenny and Becky's Christmas presents and claiming them as their own."

Jo: "I am so sorry to hear about that, Juliette."

Juliette: "And Christmas dinner, which my mother made was ruined by Tyson and Blake because they started a humongous food fight with their cousins."

Jo: "I can only imagine."

Juliette: "And New Year's Eve was a living nightmare because when we decided to make the boys miss the ball drop for all the trouble they caused during the holidays, they were having none of it so they snuck out of the house. And Mother's day...I'm very sorry to say...was awful."

Observation Continues
[Juliette watches as her daughters practice their ballet as she is talking to Martin on the phone]

Mrs. Swanson: "And one, two, three...one, two, three..."

(after ballet practice)

Mrs. Swanson: "Thank you for coming, darlings! Bye, bye!"

dissolve to:

[Juliette, Jo, Lianne and Rita are now at the park, where the twins are playing at the playground designed for kids 2 to 5]

Juliette: "Sometimes I even wonder if I try too hard at being a good parent. I can't understand why I have two good children and two bad ones. I mean, why can't just all of them be good?"

Jo: "Juliette, when it comes to parenting, perfection does not exist. There is no such thing as a perfect parent. Every parent has a flaw."

Jo: "Her son's bad behaviors made Juliette feel like she was a bad mother since they each had been expelled from 4 schools. I mean, what kind of future would they have?"

Juliette: "Wanna go down the slide? One, two three!"

[Rita begins to go down the slide]

Juliette: "There's Rita! Where's Lianne?"

[Lianne comes sliding down the slide]

Juliette: "Oop, there's Lianne! (Suddenly looks at her watch) Oh, my. Almost time to go get Tyson and Blake from detention. Time to go bye-bye."

[Inside Juliette's 2018 Hyundai Santa Fe, we see the back seats each have a back seat organizers with tablet holder with clear touch-screen viewer window holding the girls' Fire 7 Edition Tablets (Lianne's case is pink and Rita's case is Teal), tissue holders for holding wipes, insulated drink holders to hold their sippy cups, pockets for their Gerber's toddler snacks, coloring pages, board books, crayons, and their favorite toys]

Jo: "Where do your sons sit?"

Juliette: (loads Rita and Lianne into the car and into their pink Minnie Mouse toddler car seats and places straps of their respective pink travel trays around them) "Girls, I have good news for you! Daddy is coming home tonight!!!"

Rita/Lianne: "Yay!"

Jo: "Where are we going next?"

Juliette: "To go and retrieve my sons from detentions."

Picking the boys up from detention
[Juliette drives up to the middle school to pick up Tyson from detention]

Juliette: "Hi, I am Juliette. I am here to pick up Tyson Fliany, my son from detention."

Principal Randall: "Yes, the detention room is down the hallway and to your right. He recently now finished his one-hour detention. You may go and pick him up there."

Juliette: "Thank you."

[We see a sullen 11-year-old boy with reddish-brown hair and grey eyes wearing a burgundy hoodie and grey sweatpants sitting in the detention room, gathering his belongings]

[Juliette walks down the halls with Lianne and Rita in the side-by-side double toddler stroller, and sees the pre-teen boy walk out the door]

Tyson: (notices Jo) "Who are you?"

Jo: "Hello, my name is Jo Frost. You must be Tyson."

Tyson: "Yeah, that's me, ma'am. Tyson Fliany, I play as an outfield pitcher for the school baseball team." (He follows Jo, Juliette, Rita and Lianne to the car, and they drive off to pick up Blake from detention at his high school)

15 minutes later

[Juliette's car arrives at the Eleanore Roosevelt high school parking lot, and the school seems empty except for an emotionless, chestnut color-haired 14-year-old boy in a New York Giants hoodie, ratty-looking black jeans, red converse sneakers, and nose piercing, sulking by the school statue after his detention has been completed. He sees his mom's car, gathers his gear, and then trudges over to their direction. He opens the door and slumps next to Tyson]

Jo: "Ah, so that is Blake. (She offers to shake the teenager's hand) Hello, Blake. It is very nice to meet you. My name is Jo Frost. (She notices Blake's hoodie that he's wearing) Ah, you're a big New York Giants fan, aren't you? You don't talk much, do you?"

[Blake puts on his earbuds and listens to music on his MP3 player]

Arriving home
[Blake, Rita, Lianne and Tyson head upstairs while Jo and Juliette follow]

[we see a door covered with Hello Kitty stickers, butterfly, mermaid, fairy, ballerina and ballet stickers, and a cute white door sign with a picture of pink ballet slippers with the words in pink, "Lianne and Rita's Room". A couple of doors to their left, their is a door with a Minerva poster, a New York Giants 3-D decal, and the sign that reads "STAY OUT OF MY ROOM OR ELSE - signed the Big B Man." And three doors to their right, we find a door with a MLB New York Yankees poster and a sign that reads "Tyson's room"]

[Juliette shows Jo her daughters' room, which is very neat and tidy, and very well organized. The beds are made and the closets are organized]

[Juliette walks down the hall when she smells something ~ it smells like dirty socks; which is coming from Blake's room, which is a filthy, disgusting, untidy, unorganized, dusty, mold-infested mess; the closet is no exception!]

Juliette: "Blake, ugh!!! Look at your room!!! It is a complete mess! There are dirty clothes, trash, soda cans, dirty dishes, paper, and shoes everywhere! And it smells like dirty socks! P.U.!!!! Tidy up your room before your father gets home tonight!!!!"

[Juliette walks out of the room and then walks into Tyson's room, which is messy, too. There are jockstraps, sports illustrated magazines stacked piled high, socks, shirts, underwear, pants, and shoes on the floor, baseball bats lying on the floor, baseball mitts, baseballs, the bed is unmade, and the bookcase is unorganized]

Juliette: "Tyson, your room is a jungle! It is a complete mess! What would your father say if he came home to this disaster area? Phew, and your room stinks, too! Like old, dirty socks! (Glances at her watch) Oh, I think it is time to put the twins down for a nap."

Cut to:

[Juliette puts Lianne and Rita down for a nap and quietly tiptoes out of their room]

[Juliette puts a finger to her lips as she walks past Jo, Tyson and Blake]

Juliette: (whispers) "Your sisters are taking a nap."

Daddy comes home
???: "Juliette, kids, I'm home!"

[We see a man carrying a briefcase in his hand]

Juliette: "Martin!"

Lianne/Rita: "Daddy!"

Parent Meeting
Juliette: "Blake has received about 5 to 7 detentions this year. I am a horrible mom."

Jo: "Now, now, Juliette. Do not beat yourself up. Did you ever take a moment at the end of each day to celebrate what you did right as a mother?"

House Routine/Rules
Jo: "This family needed some routine and rules in this house."

Jo: "Rule number 1 - No torturing Lianne and Rita."

Jo: "Rule number 2 - No stealing."

Jo: "Rule number 3 - Use kind words."

Blake: "Question."

Jo: "Yes, Blake?"

Blake: "What is the point with rules, anyway? I am 14 years old, I am not a little kid anymore. New York City is the town that never sleeps, right?"

Jo: "That may be true, surely New York City may be known as the city that never sleeps but you are a minor, and so is Tyson. So we are setting a curfew."

Blake: "A curfew?"

Jo: "You got it. Rule number 4 - Curfew at 8:00pm."

Jo: "Rule number 5 - Chores and homework must be done daily."

The Phone Call
Nicole: "Hello, who's calling?"

[in the background, Nicole's dog, Lucy is nursing her litter of boy and girl puppies]

Juliette: "Hi Nicole, this is Juliette Fliany, calling from New York City. I have four kids, Blake age 14, Tyson age 11 and Lianne and Rita age 2."

Nicole: "How do they behave?"

Juliette: "Well, Lianne and Rita are sweet little angels are 100% well behaved, but Blake and Tyson are not because they are always bullying the twins and force feeding them with vodka and hurt their feelings. They also swear, fight and stay out after curfew in the city that never sleeps."

Nicole: "Let me see what I can do...ah, here we go. I suggest the Naughty Tuffet or maybe the Reflection Room for these two. Where and how do these minors get the vodka anyway?"

Juliette: "I do not know. Possibly with a fake I.D. or something."

Blake vs. Jo
Jo: "Martin is out to buy his birthday presents for the twins, leaving Juliette to look after the kids. New York City had many toy stores."

Juliette: "Time to go to Macy's and the toy store, Build-A-Bear Workshop and other toy stores like Area Kids, Teich Toys & Books, Torly Kid, West Side Kid, Acorn Toy Shop, Mary Arnold Toys, Pizzazz Toys, Greenpoint Toy Center, Morning Glory, the Disney Store, and American Girl Place."

Jo: "Blake is still acting violent and is threatening to kill me."

Blake: "Go to the wall, Jo! Because I am killing you!"

Jo: "Stop it! If you continue, you are going to the Naughty Tuffet, understand?"

[Blake ignores Jo and pushes her to the wall and laughs at it]

Juliette: "Blake, go sit on the Naughty Tuffet, please."

Blake: "No way!"

[Juliette and Jo drag Blake to the Naughty Tuffet]

Jo: "We're putting you on the Naughty Tuffet because you pushed me against the wall, even when I told you not to do it. You will be staying there for 14 minutes."

[Blake screams and curses at Jo, but stays on the Tuffet]

Juliette: "I put you on the Naughty Tuffet because you pushed Jo. Say sorry."

Blake: "NEVER!!!"

[Blake charges at Jo and attacks her, but is quickly yanked away by Juliette]

Juliette: "BLAKE WALTER!!! You do not attack JoJo like that! Now say sorry!"

Blake: "Okay!" (flips the bird at Jo and Juliette)

Jo: "If Blake won't apologize, then he'll stay there for another 14 minutes."

Blake: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Blake runs to the bathroom and locks the door]

Jo: "Blake, I'm gonna count to five. And if you don't unlock the door and come out by the time I get to 5, you will spend the rest of the day on the Naughty Tuffet, and you will lose serious privileges tomorrow. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

Blake: "FUCK OFF!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!"

[Juliette unlocks the bathroom door, and drags a hysterical Blake to the Naughty Tuffet]

Juliette: "Because you refused to come out of the bathroom, you will stay in the Naughty Tuffet for the rest of the day."

Blake: "NO FUCKING WAY!!! EAT MY ASS!!!"

[Blake shove Juliette away, causing her to fall. He then runs to the vodka fridge and drinks a whole bottle]

Blake: (drunk) "I... fuuuukkingg....... hayte..... juuujuuuuu........." (Translated to: "I fucking hate JoJo!")

Jo: "Blake, because you got drunk from the vodka, you will go to bed right this instant!"

Blake: (drunk) "Nooooooooouuuuuu........" (Translated to: "No!")

[Blake tries to run outside, but is stopped by Juliette as she drags him to his room]

Blake: (drunk) "Itzzzzz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll.......... yourrrrrrr........ folt!" (Translated to: "It's all your fault!")

Jo: "No! It is not my fault, because you shoved me on the wall, cursed at us, attacked me, flipped the bird, locked yourself in the bathroom and refused to come out, got drunk on vodka, and attempted to escape the house. Tomorrow, you will lose all serious privileges, and you will not have any free time at all. That will be replaced with you writing an essay on what you did wrong."

Blake: (drunk) "Nayyyyyyveurrr......." (Translated to: "Never!")

[Blake then passes out and goes to sleep]

Trip to the Mall
Jo: "Later on, Juliette was trying to get Tyson and Blake to go shopping with her and Lianne and Rita are staying at home with Martin. But those naughty boys refused to go and wanted to go to their friends Tyler and Kyle's resepctive houses."

Blake: "We want to go and see our friends Tyler and Kyle, please."

Juliette: "Not today, you two. We're going to buy birthday presents for Lianne and Rita."

Tyson: "My friend Tyler has just got a new in-ground swimming pool! I got his text!"

Blake: "Kyle texted me and told me he has a new XBOX one-X!"

Juliette: "That's very nice to hear, but I said not today! You're going to help me pick out gifts for your little sisters! And you are going to pick them too to give to them!"

Blake: "How come Lianne and Rita get to stay with dad?"

Juliette: "Because I said so, so you can see Tyler and Kyle another day. Is that okay?"

Jo: "And then all of a sudden, the fireworks went off."

[Blake and Tyson begin to throw a temper tantrum like they're 3-year-olds]

Juliette: "Stop this behavior right now! We have to get birthday presents for Lianne and Rita. If you two continue these tantrums, you will both be going to your Naughty Tuffets and you will both lose all of your video games. Okay?"

[The boys ignore Juliette and continue throwing their tantrums fit for toddlers.]

Jo: "KNOCK IT OFF! YOU GUYS ARE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER!"

Juliette: "I tried every facility for those boys from Behavior Modification Camp in Oregon to a Military School in Wales. We even tried every TV program called 'World's Strictest Parents' to 'Nanny 911'. I must be the worst mother in the world!"

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW AND BLAKE WALTER!!!!!! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!"

Mayhem at the Mall
[Juliette, Tyson and Blake along with Jo are shopping at Build-a-Bear Workshop]

Juliette: "Now, let's see what presents I will get for the girls. You two are to pick them too. Aren't those bears cute?"

Tyson: "Yeah, sure. I guess."

Juliette: "Look at those puppies, dinosaurs, monkeys, kitties, bunnies, and other stuffed animals! You can pick your animal, stuff them, pick the accessories and name them, too!"

Jo: "Your sisters love ballet, right? They also love stuffed animals, the color pink, PB&J Otter and Hello Kitty as well. What do you think would be appropriate?"

[Tyson looks at the stuffed animals on display and then the unstuffed bears and other animals, as he texts his friend Tyler what is going on. He then turns to leaves]

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY!!!! YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN!!!"

[Tyson leaves Build-a-Bear Workshop and picks up a pack of cigarettes]

Tyson: (thinking) "I hear that ballet dancers smoke these babies so that they can stay thin. Maybe if I give these to Lianne and Rita, they can stay thin, too."

Cashier: "Do you have an I.D., young man?"

Blake: "Sure! Let me get it out."

[Blake gives the cashier a fake I.D.]

Juliette: "Young man, what are you doing? You have to pick your present to give to your sisters! Put those back right now!"

Jo: "Tyson began his five-finger discount, stealing whatever he could lay his fingers on."

[Tyson shoplifts some energy drinks, a bottle of Chanel No 5 perfume, a football, a pair of jeans, a cell phone and a digital camera]

Juliette: "BLAKE WALTER FLIANY! YOU NEED TO PUT THOSE BACK!!!"

[Blake leaves Build-a-Bear Workshop and shoplifts bottles of vodka]

[Tyson shoplifts a digital recorder, a laptop, an iPhone X and men's Axe deodorant]

[Blake throws the stolen CDs and books at Juliette and Jo]

[Tyson shoplifts some Gilet Mach 4 razor blades]

[Blake runs away from Juliette and Jo and shoplifts some lighters and matches]

Jo: "When Juliette decided to buy them lunch, the boys wanted Oakdale Pizza, but Juliette told them that they were going to have Subway. Boy, did those naughty boys lose it!"

Blake: "Yuck, I hate Subway! What does Subway have that Oakdale Pizza doesn't anyway?"

Juliette: "You never even tried Subway."

[Tyson shoplifts again before getting caught]

Security Guard: "Excuse me, young man. I need to examine your pockets."

Tyson: "Shit."

Jo: "Tyson was in big trouble."

[Tyson violently attacks the security guard]

[Another security guard leads Tyson away and tasers him]

[Blake aggressively attacks the worker at Subway]

[A security guard pulls Blake off the Subway employee]

Blake: "GET OFF OF ME!!! I DID NOTHING WRONG!!!"

Security Guard: "You do not attack people like that! Now come here!"

15 minutes later

PA: "Mrs. Fliany, please report to the security guard's office, we have your sons."

[Juliette arrives at the office to meet her sons]

Security guard: "We caught your son Tyson shoplifting over hundreds of dollars of merchandise."

Juliette: "What! Oh my god! What about Blake?"

Security guard: "He assaulted the Subway employees."

Juliette: "This was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!"

Juliette: "What am I going to do? I brought them with me to help pick out a gift for their little sisters."

Tyson's Chocolate Milk Meltdown
Jo: "Later on it in day, Tyson want his chocolate milk warmed up, and he threw a massive tantrum over it."

[Tyson throws an epic tantrum]

Tyson: "I WANT MY CHOCOLATE MILK WARMED UP!!!"

Juliette: "I can't understand you. Say "I want my chocolate warmed up, please.""

Tyson: "I... WANT... MY... CHOCOLATE... MILK... WARMED... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Tyson shatters all the dishes and glass cups]

Juliette: "This is your warning! Keep this up and you're going to timeout!"

[Tyson ignores this, and smashes the fridge]

[Juliette takes Tyson to the Naughty Tuffet]

Tyson: "LET ME OUT!!! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE MILK WARMED UP!!!"

Juliette: "No! You will not have your chocolate milk warmed up because you threw a meltdown. Stay there for 11 minutes."

[Tyson runs outside and goes to his friend's house]

Tyson: "I'm hiding from my mom. Let's go play on your Xbox."

[Tyson and his friend plays on the Xbox]

[Jo and Juliette arrive]

Jo: "That behavior is unacceptable! Come with us right now!"

[Tyson ties up Jo and Juliette, then he and his friend run out of the house and go to the playground]

Tyson: "I'll play there forever! This is what mom and that bitch asshole Jo for not warming up my chocolate milk!"

[Tyson and his friend play in the playground]

[Juliette and Jo arrive]

Juliette: "You do not tie us up and then go to the playground to play. Now let's go home now!"

Juliette: "Do you want me to call your father?!"

One day till Lianne and Rita's Party
Juliette: "Okay girls, what theme do you want to have this year?"

Lianne: "How about a PB&J Otter birthday party?"

Rita: "Yeah, let's have it! That show is a classic, I can't believe that show is still in reruns."

Juliette: "Okay, so PB&J Otter it is! I'll phone up Mrs Swanson, Mrs Runnion and your friends' mothers."

On the day of Lianne and Rita's Party
Jo: "Once the twin girls became 3, they were having a PB&J Otter themed-birthday party. They invited their friends from their ballet school, their ballet teacher Mrs Swanson, their friends from their preschool and their teacher Mrs Runnion."

Juliette: "Blake, Tyson, come and help me prepare for your little sisters' party. I could use a helping hand or two."

Tyson: No thanks, ma. I have a baseball game after school.

[PB&J Otter music is playing in the background]

[Rita and Lianne are in their sweet lolita dresses with matching hair bows and shoes]

Blake: (mumbling to self) "I'd rather eat live snakes with rabies....."

[On the buffet table, we see Babbleberries, Giggle Melons, a PB&J Otter Cake, Pinch's Pretty Pinch Punch, Snooties' Sausages, Flick's Cheese and Quackers, Pompalopes, cookies, Peanut's Fish and Chips, cupcakes, fishsicles, donuts, popcorn, Jelly's ice cream, Jelly Otter Jell-O, Noodle Dance Noodles, Munchy log Chewies, Peanut, Baby Butter and Jelly's super sandwiches]

Juliette: "Of course, I had to be very careful because one my twins is allergic to latex and some of their friends from preschool had a serious peanut allergy, so we took proper precautions and used Sunflower butter instead. I still remember that horrible day when one of the girls Rita had itchy and red, swollen skin when she came in contact with latex balloons at my nephew Oliver's Sesame Street birthday party. It was horrible and her sister Liane was horrified and came up to me, telling me what happened. My sister Hilary called 911 and Rita was taken to the hospital. Fortunately, she recovered two to three weeks later. From then on, we banned all products with latex in the house just to be safe and we keep an EpiPen. My other twin daughter Lianne is allergic to penicillin, so both twins wear an allergy ID bracelet at all times."

(Time card reads 2:00pm)

[Lianne and Rita's friends from their preschool and their teacher Mrs Runnion arrive]

Juliette: "Look, girls. Your friends, Sophie, Helen, Yuki, Adam, Lucy, Rosie, Corey, Eliza, Sandy, Orla, Samantha, and Jenny are here!"

[Juliette sets up an activity table with activities, such as play doh, coloring and blocks]

Lianne: "Hi, guys, come in!"

Rosie: "Wow!'

Orla: "It's going to be so exciting!"

Corey: "It will be so fun and cool!"

Mrs Runnion: "Happy birthday girls!"

[The girls' godmother Felicity arrives]

[The twins' friends from ballet class followed by Mrs. Swanson arrive]

Martin: Look, there's Mrs. Swanson, and there's Zoey, Gabriella, Kelsey, Stephanie, Isabelle, Brianna, Penelope and Jeanette.

[Rita is seen wearing a Classic cotton Fuchsia sweet Lolita dress with red ruffles and pink/white platform bow Lolita shoes]

[Aunt Hilary, Uncle Wally, and cousins Kenny, Frederick, Becky, and Oliver arrive]

Juliette: Those presents go on the coffee table, along with the birthday greeting cards.

[Kelsey places a present wrapped in Elena of Avalor gift wrap bound together with a present wrapped in whimsical unicorns rainbows & flowers wrapping paper with metallic twine and topped with a yellow bow on the coffee table]

[Isabella places a Tinkerbell gift bag and a kittens gift bag filled with confetti tissue paper, topped with a hot pink ribbon and sealed with a lime green seal onto the coffee table]

[Zoey places a Birthday girl gift bag and Minnie Mouse gift bag with pink tissue paper with the handles bound together with hot pink ribbon onto the coffee table]

[Stephanie places a Doc McStuffins gift bag and Mermaid gift bag both filled with white tissue paper and topped with Bermuda blue bow on the coffee table]

[Brianna places a present wrapped in Sparkle Barbie gift wrap with classic pink ribbon topped with candy pink bow and a present wrapped in vintage ballet girls gift wrap with white ribbon topped with a white bow onto the coffee table]

[Jeanette places a present wrapped in Sofia the First gift wrap bound with a present wrapped in Moana gift wrap with orange ribbon and topped with a red bow on the coffee table]

[Penelope places a present wrapped in Little Mermaid gift wrap bound with a present wrapped in butterflies gift wrap metallic twine and topped with light blue curly bow on the coffee table]

[Jenny places a Shimmer and Shine gift bag and a Hatchimals gift bag both filled with yellow tissue paper, topped with a yellow curly bow onto the coffee table]

[Eliza puts an L.O.L. Surprise! gift bag and a Beauty and the Beast gift bag both filled with yellow tissue paper topped with a white curly bow onto the coffee table]

[Yuki pulls out two presents wrapped in Hello Kitty gift wrap, bound together with hot pink ribbon and topped with a pink lacquer curly bow on the coffee table]

[Gabriella places two presents wrapped in Vampirina gift wrap, bound together with metallic twine and topped with a purple bow onto the coffee table next to the presents]

[Lucy places Shopkins gift bag and a Ladybug gift bag both filled with light blue tissue paper topped with light blue curly bow on the coffee table along with the presents]

[Corey places two presents wrapped in Smiley gift wrap with tissue paper, bound together with red ribbon and topped with a red lacquer curly bow on the coffee table]

[Sandy places a present wrapped in Trolls Poppy gift wrap bound with a present wrapped in pink Paw Patrol gift wrap by metallic twine and topped with a teal gift bow on the coffee table next to the other presents]

[Kenny places two presents wrapped in Splatoon gift wrap bound metallic twine and topped with a blue tinsel gift bow on the coffee table next to the other presents]

[Frederick places a present wrapped in Wreck-It Ralph gift wrap bound with a present wrapped in Minions gift wrap together with a black ribbon and topped with a blue bow on the coffee table]

[Oliver places two presents wrapped in Captain Marvel birthday gift wrap topped with a Happy Birthday gift bow]

[Becky places two presents wrapped in DC Super Hero Girls gift wrap and topped with a sheer red curly bow next to the other presents]

[Samantha places two presents wrapped in Frozen gift wrap bound together with aqua ribbon and topped with a magenta curly bow on the coffee table]

[Sophie places a present wrapped in Unicorn wrapping paper bound to another one wrapped in Powerpuff Girls gift wrap by blue curling ribbon and topped with a pink bow and right next to the presents]

[Adam places two presents wrapped in LEGO gift wrap bound in red curling ribbon with a red bow on top on the coffee table]

[Rosie places two presents wrapped in Jojo Siwa gift wrap bound together in metallic twine and topped with a metallic rainbow gift bow on the coffee table]

[Orla places two presents wrapped in pink Disney Princess gift wrap bound together with purple ribbon and topped with a violet curly bow on the coffee table]

[Helen places a My Little Pony gift bag and a Happy Day Love to Dance Pretty Ballerinas Party Celebration gift bag both filled with white tissues, each sealed with a hot pink seal and topped with candy pink curly bows right next to the presents]

Hilary: (having some coffee) Mom couldn't make it to the party, Juliette. She fractured her leg while working on farm chores, and she is now in the hospital. The doctor says that she will be in a cast for 6 to 8 weeks.

Juliette: Oh, that is such a shame. My twin daughters love their grandmother.

Hilary: She asked me to bring her present to the twins for her. My husband and I also got their present, but we also managed to avoid latex since that incident at our youngest son's birthday party.

Juliette: Oh, yes. I still remember. It was a horrible nightmare. My twin daughter Rita almost didn't make it after she came in contact with the latex balloons. Of course, whenever I send my invitations, I always check with the guests for any kind of food allergy.

Oliver: (camera to audience) "My cousin Rita was at my Sesame Street birthday party five months ago...along with her twin sister Lianne and her mommy...we were at...my house backyard playing games...and doing stuff...and dancing...we had lots to eat...and cake. There were balloons...and Rita's skin and lips turned red and she stopped breathing...and she went to the hospital...I was sad...'cause I thought my cousin was going to die...but two to three weeks later, she got better."

{Time card reads 2:15pm}

Juliette: Time for games! We've got Flick's Obnoxious Obstacle Course, Pin the Fish on Peanut, Munchy's Log Roll and Babbleberry Scatter ready! Of course, if anyone's hungry, we got Noodle Dance noodles, Peanut, Baby Butter, and Jelly's Super Sandwiches, but we used sunbutter since we are aware of those who are allergic to peanuts. We also got Peanut's fish and chips, juice boxes, munchy log chewies and babbleberries!

Jo: "The kids also played games such as Otter Races, Pin the Fish on Peanut, Babbleberry Scatter, Pompalope Relay, Oodelay-O Bingo, Otters Scavenger Hunt, Flick’s Obnoxious Obstacle Course, Noodle Freeze Dance, and Munchy’s Log Roll."

[Lianne is seen wearing a cotton light blue sweet short-sleeved Lolita dress and a pair of sweet blue high heel lolita shoes with ankle straps and round toes]

(Time card reads 2:40pm)

Juliette: Activity time, everybody! The clown is here and it's time to see the petting zoo!!! We got face painting!

[There is face-painting, a clown, a petting zoo, ball pit, an outdoor movie, a jumping bouncer, air bubbles, round paper lanterns, purple tissue pom poms, garland, red streamers, the birthday banner, swirl decorations, a piñata, and PB&J Otter music. There are also mylar and vinyl balloons]

[Brianna, Samantha, Adam, Oliver, Lianne and Rita squeal in delight as the jump up and down inside the jumping bouncer]

[Lianne, Rita, Jenny, Frederick, Zoey, Gabrielle, Isabelle, Sophie and Sandy pet the animals inside the petting zoo]

{Time card reads 3:00}

Juliette: Girls, time to open presents! Which one would you like to open first?

Lianne: This one! (Points to the Happy Day Love to Dance Ballerinas Party Celebration gift bag)

Rita: (points to the My Little Pony gift bag) That one!

(The happy twins open their presents)

Lianne: "Wow, some PB&J Otter DVDs, a Belle dress, a Raya and the Last Dragon DVD, the Harvey Street Kids world premiere ice cream kit, a Violetta CD, some ear buds, and a Naturally Sadie DVD!"

Rita: "I got a Minnie Mouse plush, a Cinderella dress, a Let's Go Luna shirt, a Leapfrog Scout, a LeapBuilders set, an Elinor Wonders Why makeup kit, a Tangled the Series DVD and some candy!"

Jo: "But before they can even get started on the birthday song, Blake ruined it."

[Blake deposits lit fireworks and cherry bombs in the cake]

[The cake explodes]

Rita: "Oh, no! My cake!" (sobs)

[There is cake all over Rita's pretty dress]

Blake: Happy birthday, Rita! (Laughs crudely as he takes a picture of her with his phone and posts it on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram)

Juliette: "Those boys better not go near the presents."

Lianne: "Mommy, look at what Blake did to my dress!"

[Lianne's pretty dress is doused in punch]

Blake: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM FORCE-FEEDING YOU BOTTLES OF VODKA, YOU LITTLE CUM-SUCKING WHORES!

[Lianne runs away from Blake]

Blake: Tyson, grab her!

[Tyson grabs Lianne and brings her over to Blake]

Lianne: "Put me down, put me down!"

Tyson: "Shut up, you ballet-loving brat!"

Lianne: (slurring) "Mumu, I...om...suu....syk..." (Translates to: "Mummy, I am so sick.")

[Lianne throws up]

Juliette: "Blake, come over here this minute! You are in big trouble, mister!"

[Blake consumes some vodka]

Blake: (slurring) "Ectuuallleee....I....om.....rooening....te....stoopid....purteeee..." (Translates to: "Actually, I am ruining the stupid party!")

[Blake slumps over to a trash can and vomits]

[A Guest's mother brings out a spare birthday cake]

Guest's mother: "It's okay, I have an extra cake since my husband works at a bakery."

{Time card reads 3:10}

Juliette: "Thank you so much. Now it is time everybody to sing the birthday song to Liane and Rita and wish them a happy birthday. Ready? One...two...three!"

Juliette/Guests/Parents: (singing) "Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you....happy birthday Liane and Rita...happy birthday to you!"

Juliette: Okay, ladies. Blow out the candles and make a wish!

(Liane and Rita blow out the candles)

Juliette: Okay, who wants cake? We got ice cream!

Jo: "And if things weren't bad enough, Tyson started to ruin the party. But this time, things have gotten worse."

[Tyson sets the Pin the Fish on Peanut (made out of paper on a cardboard wall) on fire with a cigarette lighter]

[Juliette gets out a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames, but by that point, the Pin the Fish on Peanut has been destroyed]

[Tyson sets the Flick's Obnoxious Obstacle Course on fire with a match]

[Juliette uses the fire extinguisher to put out all of the flames, but by that point, the obstacle course has been destroyed]

[Tyson changes the music to Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef]

Juliette: "Oh my. Who changed the music?"

Tyson: "I DID, IDIOT! I WILL ALSO HAVE EMINEM AND LIL WAYNE!"

[Tyson replaces the punch with vodka and gets into one]

Tyson: (slurring) "Thes.......purtee......is......neeerrly.......rooend...Just......a.......fooo......morrrrr......theeengs...." (Translates to: "This party is nearly ruined. Just a few more things!")

[Tyson destroys the Babbleberry Scatter by hitting the bucket containing the berries hard with a hammer, causing all the berries to spill, then proceeds to stomp on the berries]

[Brianna helps Lianne and Rita pick up the destroyed berries and put them in a trash can]

[Tyson replaces the logs for Munchy's Log Roll with beer in bottles, then puts a lock on it]

Martin: Why do they have to use an ANSI Grade 1 lock? They're so hard to unlock!

[Martin struggles to remove the lock, but he gets rid of them. He then returns the beer bottles to the house and brings back the logs for Munchy's Log Roll]

[Tyson and Blake destroy the logs and then puts the beers back]

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY! What are you doing?"

[Tyson turns on the hose and sprays it at all the guests attending the party including their parents. They also put a lock on the hose button so they can't turn it off]

Juliette: Again with the hard locks?

[Juliette struggles to remove the lock, but successfully gets rid of it. She then turns off the hose]

[The guests and their parents scream for their lives as they pick up their party favor bags and run away to their cars]

Blake: Oh I'm not done yet!

[Blake gets water guns and sprays the guests and party favor bags with it, further soaking the guests and ruining the party favor bags]

Rita: "Come back! The party's not over!"

Tyson: That was fun!

Blake: You said it, bro! Now let's get drunk as fuck!

[Blake and Tyson drink tons of beer]

Jo: "TYSON AND BLAKE! GET BACK INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW! I AM EXTREMELY UPSET WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR! IT IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IT'S NOT A GAME!"

Tyson: (slurring) "Nuuuuuu!" (translates to: "NO! We were just having fun!")

[Jo takes Tyson by the hand and tries to take him on the Naughty Tuffet, but Tyson kicks Jo in the privates and runs away]

Jo: GET BACK HERE!!!

[Jo chases Tyson across the neighbourhood, but Tyson trips and falls]

Jo: YOU DO NOT KICK ME IN THE PRIVATES AND THEN RUN ACROSS THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!! NOW LET'S GO!!!

[Jo takes Tyson back to the house and into the Naughty Tuffet and the absolutely furious Juliette drags Blake back indoors and straight to the Naughty Tuffet]

Blake: (slurring) Fuuuuukkkkkk........ offffffffff. (Translation: Fuck off!)

Tyson: (slurring) "Juuuu.......guuuuuuuuu......dyyyyyy.....beeeeeeeecuuuz........u.......arrrrrrrrrr.....ungraitfollll....." (translates to: "Jo, go die because you are an ungrateful Hag!")

Juliette: "As for you, Blake, you need to write a 250-word essay explaining the errors of your ways and then write an apology note to all the guests and your sisters after we tell you and Tyson to get up. You made them very upset."

Blake: (stops slurring) "NO, MOTHER! QUIT NAGGING ME!!!"

Juliette: "I SAID WRITE AN ESSAY!"

Blake: "NOT GONNA HAPPEN, CHUMP! Besides, I have football practice after school. Those twins deserved it, they are just crybabies."

[Blake puts a bottle of vodka in Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: (slurring) "Uuuu........haaaaaaaaveeeee........lust........urrrr.....compootur.......prevliges......." (translates to: "You have lost your computer privileges.")

Tyson: (stops slurring) I DON'T CARE!!! FUCK YOU!!!

[We cut to Rita and Lianne are in the house, crying]

Rita: "I hate Tyson...he's such a *sniff* big jerk!"

Lianne: "That Blake *sob*...I don't know why he's so mean! I didn't do anything to him!"

Jo: "Tyson is in time-out now."

Rita: (sniffs) "But he still ruined my *sob* birthday party..."

Lianne: "Alongside that jerk *sob* Blake..."

Jo: "I know. Mummy will give you girls a hot bath and she will make you some hot chocolate, okay?"

[Jo comes over to Blake and comes down to his level, but Blake force-feeds Jo a vodka]

Jo: "And all of a sudden, Blake force-fed me vodka."

Jo: (slurring) "Taaat......beeehavierrr.....ov......yeeurs........is........unacceptibull.......oonderstend?" (Translates to: "That behavior of yours is unacceptable. Understand?")

Blake: Ha ha! Hope you enjoy getting fucked up, bitch!

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Juliette loses it..."

Blake: "You can't tell me what to do! If I don't want to write an essay, then I won't do it and the decision is final!

[Juliette loses it]

Announcer: "...but Jo steps in..."

Jo: "FINISH YOUR ESSAY!"

Announcer: "When supernanny returns."

Blake and Tyson vs. Juliette and Jo
Blake: "Don't tell me what to do, shit-nugget! I shall not write an essay and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Juliette: "I rather hate to burst your bubble, I can't deal with it."

[Juliette runs upstairs crying]

Blake: What a crybaby.

[Jo appears angry and raises her voice]

Jo: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN YOUR LITTLE SISTERS' BIRTHDAY! YOU BOYS ARE FORCED TO WRITE A 250-WORD ESSAY EXPLAINING WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARTY AND EVERYTHING YOU DID THERE WAS WRONG! AND YOU ARE ALSO FORCED TO WRITE APOLOGY LETTERS TO ALL THE GUESTS AT THE PARTY AND TO LIANNE AND RITA! IT MUST BE DONE BY DINNERTIME; OTHERWISE YOUR PRIVILEGES WILL BE GONE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!"

Martin: "A neighbor almost called the police because of the alcoholic drinks. You know it is against the law for you to drink alcohol until you are 21!"

Cut to:

[Rita is in her room, crying]

Rita: "My party, my cake, and my dress! All ruined by that big jerk Blake!"

Lianne: "Stupid Tyson, why did he have to be so mean to me and Rita?!"

[We see the girls' Lolita dresses soaked with water, vodka and grape juice, courtesy of their brothers]

[We see a huge stain on Lianne's dress]

Juliette: "Why don't you change out of those dresses for mommy to wash? I'll run a nice warm bath for you and Rita, and you can change into your nice warm jammies, and them mommy will make you some hot cocoa. Would you like that?"

Lianne and Rita: (still crying uncontrollably) "Yes."

[Juliette hugs the twins and dries their eyes with a tissue]

Juliette: "Shhh. It's all right, my babies. Mommy will always be here for you girls. Shhh. You still have the presents. Would you like to open them?"

Rita (still sobbing): "Yes..."

cut to:

Blake: "I'M NOT GONNA WRITE AN ESSAY UNTIL YOU LEAVE, YOU FAT BITCH!"

[Jo raises her voice louder]

Jo: "NOW!!!!!!!"

[Black flinches from Jo's screaming]

Jo: "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE!!!!!! YOUR SELFISH ACTIONS MADE YOUR SISTERS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES, AND YOU HUMILIATED THEM IN FRONT OF THEIR FRIENDS WHO APPRECIATE THEM AND LIKE TO SPEND TIME WITH THEM!!!!!! JUST THINK ABOUT HOW HUMILIATED YOU MADE THOSE TWINS FEEL AND PUT YOURSELF INTO THEIR SHOES!!!!!!"

[Blake reluctantly gathers his a piece of paper and a pencil]

Juliette: "Jo's voice caused Blake to flinch and be scared enough to get started on his essay explaining what he did wrong."

[Blake begins writing his essay, under Jo's supervision]

Blake: "I hate this fucking essay! You know what? I'm done with this shit!"

[Blake then attacks Jo]

Jo: "FINISH YOUR ESSAY!"

[Blake spits at Jo's face]

Blake: "Scream at me like that again and I will make you beg for mercy, bitch!"

[Cut to: the Twins' bathroom. Juliette is seen comforting her young daughters as she gives them a bath. We see weaved baskets of organized bath toys, bath crayons, bathtub fingerpaints, bath books, for the girls to play with]

Rita: (sobbing) "Why does everything have to go wrong?! How could they ruin the party?!"

Juliette: "My poor baby girls...I am so sorry for what happened at the party, sweethearts."

Lianne (sobbing): "Why does stupid Blake have to ruin everything? Is it because...he doesn't like me? All I wanted was to have a good time with my friends...and he called us crybabies."

Rita: (sniffling) "Me too...Those boys don't even care."

Juliette: "Everything will be all right. Look! Your little toy boat!" (She dumps the bath toy boat into the tub)

[Juliette scrubs the girls' hair with shampoo]

11 minutes later

[Juliette comes down the stairs]

Juliette: "Tyson. The reason why you were on the Naughty Tuffet is because you ruined your baby sisters' birthday party and humiliated them in front of their friends. Besides this, you need to get up and start writing your own essay about the errors of your ways like your older brother and apology letters to all the guests and to your sisters. Say sorry to me now so you can begin your essay and your apology letters."

Tyson: "Sorry."

[Tyson gets started on his essay]

Blake (in smart-mouth mode): "I'm not doing it-TAH!!!"

[Blake rips up his essay before duct taping Jo's hands and ankles]

[Juliette struggles to peel the duct tape off Jo's hands and ankles]

Juliette: Why did Blake had to use the strongest tape we had?

[Juliette eventually removes the tape and frees Jo]

Jo: "I cannot believe Blake did that. Now let's go read Tyson's essay."

[Tyson reads his essay out loud to the family, and he reads the apology letter]

Tyson: "Rita, Lianne, I'm sorry."

Jo: "Thank you very much, Tyson."

Rita: "Apology accepted."

Lianne: "Apology accepted, Tyson."

[Tyson hugs his sisters]

Jo: "Tyson finally realized how hurt and humiliated his little sisters were when he and Blake spoiled their special day for them and learned to take the consequences for his actions. Now he has learned his lesson on empathy. But Blake? He was even more stubborn than ever and not willing to throw in the towel."

[Blake is asked to write his essay on a new piece of paper]

Martin: "SIT DOWN AND CONTINUE YOUR ESSAY! I will be back in ten minutes."

Blake: (angrily) "Leave me alone!"

[Jo checks Blake's essay, which is nothing but "PB&J Otter is for babies! Yes, i did spoil Lianne and Rita's stupid third birthday party by changing the music, force-feeding them vodka and setting their stupid party games on fire, blowing up their sappy cake, and even dousing their sappy little party dresses. I AM sorry that I'm NOT SORRY, Bitches! Why don't you just suck my balls? Rita and Lianne deserved it as they are stupid little crybabies. Oh, yes. My brother's birthday on January 5th was ruined and wasted by you lousy butt-heads throwing us in some stupid, lame-o Boot Camp when he could have spent his day opening his birthday presents, eating birthday cake, done laser tag or the escape room, having our friends over his my birthday party and playing Grand Theft Auto V, Call of Duty WWII, or even Red Dead Redemption on XBOX one, listening to music by Nirvana, Lil Wayne and Eminem! We could have had fried chicken from KFC, Big Macs from McDonalds, pepperoni pizzas from Papa Johns or even ice cream sundaes from Dairy Queen. Oh yeah, We could have watched the Sunday Super-bowl, the most awesome Sunday of the year where guys hang out and watch the biggest football game of the season. Sorry I am not sorry."]

[Blake runs off and begins to blast "Under a Serpent Sun" by At the Gates at max volume on his iPhone]

[Martin's anger explodes at Blake]

Martin: "BLAKE WALTER FLIANY!!! I DID NOT COME HOME FROM BOSTON TO FIND YOU AND TYSON BULLYING YOUR SISTERS!!!!!! WHAT YOU WROTE WAS NOT ONLY OFFENSIVE, BUT COMPLETELY INEXCUSABLE!!! YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL GROWN UP, BUT YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A CHILD!!!! NOW TURN OFF THAT MUSIC RIGHT NOW AND COME BACK HERE!!!"

[Blake turns off the song and returns as Martin rubs out Blake's essay]

Martin: "Now start over."

Blake: "Fuck no! I'm 14 years old, I don't need anybody telling me what to do! Essays apologizing to those stupid bratty whores?! Ha! I'm not a child, you old fossil!"

[Martin fumes with anger]

Martin: "You know what Blake? Here's an alternative to the essay if you don't want to do it over. You're grounded for a week!!! No TV, no football, no video games, no YouTube, no phone privileges, no computer, no NOTHING. This means you will be performing extra household chores if you want to earn your privileges back, this includes cleaning up the mess you made at the party."

Blake: "WHAT!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!"

Martin: "Want me to make that TWO weeks?"

Blake: (groans) "I fucking hate this family..."

Martin: "Now, go to your room. I am sick and tired of your rotten attitude."

[Blake stomps his feet all the way to his room and then slams the door]

Blake: "Hey, I got a idea. I AM UNGROUNDED! I AM THE BEST SON EVER!"

Martin: "BLAKE! OH MY GOD! YOU ARE NOT THE BEST SON EVER WITH THAT BEHAVIOR OF YOURS!!! NOW GO TO BED!!!"

[cut to: Lianne and Rita opening their presents]

Rita: "Look, Lianne! It's our own Bitty Baby!"

Lianne: "Brave!"

Rita: "Frozen!"

Lianne and Rita's surprise
[Lianne and Rita are now changed into their pajamas]

Martin: "Lianne, Rita. Daddy and Mommy have a surprise for you, sweethearts."

(Martin scoops up Lianne and Juliette scoops up Rita, and Jo follows them)

Cut to: "The downstairs area and basement."

Martin: "Ta-da! Look, your new playroom!"

[Rita and Lianne open their mouths and squeal in delight. In their newly remodeled playroom, there is a rustic wood floor, book caddies low mounted on the wall filled with books, and a built-in window seat with throw pillows and teddy bears. The staircase has floor-to-ceiling cabinets for extra storage. We also see toys stowed in African baskets and placed into open face mounted bookshelves, 2-in-1 kids activity table, plush toys in a mounted garden basket, crayons stored in kitchen canisters, puzzles, musical instruments, tea sets, play shopping cart, an art display, toy cash register in the kitchen area, an easel, a writing center, ballerina and butterfly wall decals, a chalkboard wall, small pink beanbag chairs, arts and crafts table with built-in storage, a mini stage, dress-up corner, ball pit, cozy little castle, climbing wall, and a tubular slide, walls painted with a colorful mural of their favorite PB&J Otter characters alongside with Dora the Explorer characters and Hello Kitty characters practicing ballet, a dollhouse, play kitchen set, and a pink unicorn rug.]

Jo: "Mom and dad had remodeled and redesigned the girls' playroom."

Juliette: "The girls' playroom needed a total makeover really bad anyway. There were toys that were broken or they have outgrown, the wallpaper was peeling off and there was a lot of mold and mildew. Some of the furniture had been falling apart and all that so my husband who is a liscensed architect, knew it was time to make changes to the playroom. All it took were some ideas and inspiration, imagination, organizing, and some lending hands!"

Lianne: "Mommy, daddy, we love it!"

Rita: "Thank you, thank you! Thank you, Daddy!"

Juliette: "By then, my daughters were happy again and they have forgotten about the birthday party disaster that afternoon."

Naughty Tuffet
Jo: "I'd like to introduce to you, the Naughty Tuffet."

Blake: "Shut the fuck up, Jo!"

Jo: "So Martin, I would like you to give him a warning."

Martin: "Blake, stop it now, that's your warning. If you do not stop swearing, you will go sit on the Naughty Tuffet, understood? I spoke with your football coach and your blood alcohol and your grade point average. He also told me about your academic probation, saying that if you fail another exam, you're kicked off the high school football team."

Blake: "Shut up, you f****t!"

Martin: "Now you can go on the Naughty Tuffet."

[Martin takes Blake on the Naughty Tuffet]

Martin: "Now Blake, I put you on the Naughty Tuffet because you keep saying nasty words. So you will sit there until I tell you that you can get up."

Blake: "I hate you."

Martin: "And, after you get up, you're grounded for another week with extra household chores and until your grades improve."

Blake: "What!? You can't ground me for another week! I am already grounded, Martin!"

Martin: I'm not debating this with you. Stay there for 14 minutes.

Blake: (singing) HEY EVERYONE!!! MY DADDY IS A STUPID N***ER!!!

Martin: Hearing Blake call me the n word was appalling.

[Blake then gets out his iPod and blasts Nirvana's "Rape Me"]

Blake: (singing) RAPE ME!!! RAPE ME!!! RAPE ME!!!

[Martin takes away his iPod and puts him back to the Naughty Tuffet]

Dining Out
Jo: "It's great that the Flianys have made so much progress with Tyson's behavior so quickly. But, Blake's behavior still needs changing. The girls each received a birthday coupon at a local sit-down restaurant, so that day, the family went to Denny's, and that night would be one of the best examples."

[Rita and Lianne are carrying their new Bitty Baby dolls in their respective doll strollers]

[The family is sitting at a table at Denny's]

Juliette: "What shall we have tonight?"

[Rita is seen wearing a pink dress]

Rita: "I want a mango smoothie, apple Dunkers, chicken nuggets and vanilla yogurt."

[Lianne is seen wearing a purple dress]

Lianne: "I'll have a strawberry banana smoothie, Jr. Veggie dippers, Mac & cheese and vanilla yogurt."

Jo: "Mum let's the girls have anything they want to order and then orders something healthier for the boys to eat."

Juliette: "If you behave Tyson, I'll let you order what you want."

Tyson: "Okay, Mom."

Martin: "The same goes for you, Blake,"

[Tyson eats his veggie burger without complaints or fuss]

Blake: "Why do I have to eat this disgusting tofu burger?! Can't I pick whatever I want like Tyson?"

Juliette: "You're already grounded for two weeks, young man, and I can extend that to three if you don't change your bad attitude. I don't want your sisters to pick up that kind of attitude from you. I'll even show everyone on Facebook and Instagram what your room looks like."

Blake: Aw, fuck. All right, fine.

Rita: Just p'tend it's a Big Mac.

Blake: (mimics Rita) "Just pretend it's a Big Mac." Bah!

Juliette: "That kind of behavior is completely unacceptable, so therefore I'm giving you a warning! Stop with the attitude or when we get home, you'll lose your video games and be grounded for three weeks!"

[Blake glares at Juliette]

(Blake takes a bottle of ketchup and squirts it onto the tofu burger, hoping it would make it less disgusting and then adds a 1/8 tsp of mustard. He slowly takes a bite of his tofu burger and gobbles it, and takes a sip of his Coca Cola)

Blake: Actually, this doesn't taste that bad.

Martin: At least he's enjoying the burger.

Juliette: Since you were good, you get to pick any order you want.

Tyson: I want smoothies, cakes, pies, and jello.

Blake: I also want smoothies, ice cream, cakes, jello, wine, beer, and a Coca-Cola ICEE.

Afternoon Ransom
Jo: "The next afternoon, we returned home after we picked up the girls from ballet lessons. We witnessed Blake eating 10 pizzas he ordered from Papa John's, two Big Macs from McDonald's, chicken from KFC, and ice cream from Dairy Queen."

[The parents, the twin girls, Tyson, and Jo observe Blake eating the foods he ordered with a group of guys]

Tyson: OMG! How much money did you even pay for all of this?

Blake: Shut up, traitor!

Guy: Yeah! You better not snitch on us!

Lianne: Who are these guys?

Rita: "Mommy, daddy! Blake is eating food he ordered!"

Blake: "Little snitch!"

Guy: Snitches get stitches!

Lianne: "I wonder what he got."

Rita: "Blake got 10 pepperoni pizzas." (she holds up 10 fingers)

Martin: "Where?"

Rita: "Papa John's."

Martin: "What else?"

Rita: "2 Big Macs." (Holds up 2 fingers)

Juliette: "Where?"

Lianne: "McDonald's."

Rita: "Ice cream."

Juliette: "Ice cream?"

Rita: "Uh-huh. From Dairy Queen."

Martin: Anything else?

Rita: "He got fried chicken from KFC."

Martin: How did it get here?

Rita: "Daddy's Uber Eats delivery account."

Juliette: "May I ask you a question for a brief moment? Where did you get all of that food?"

Lianne: "Papa John's, McDonald's, KFC, and Dairy Queen, mommy."

Blake: "They're lying! Shut up, you little tattletale or I will cut off your pigtails!"

(Blake brandishes a pair of scissors)

Jo: "Martin decided to give him a good talking to."

Martin: "How did you order all that?"

Rita: Daddy's credit cards. (she points to Martin's Samsung Galaxy android phone) With daddy's cell phone.

Blake: Shut up!!! Or I will hit you!!!

Martin: "Blake, first the essay, then the other incident, now this? You do not ask for something without permission. You also do not threaten your sister."

Blake: "Yeah, so what?"

Jo: "Martin wasn't having it, so he gave him an explanation of his punishment."

Martin: "Blake, when I say you're grounded, that means no phone either. Go to your room."

Blake: (storming upstairs, turning his attention to Rita) I'll get you for this, you little snitch!

Martin: "Teenagers are such a pain to raise. I can't imagine what the twins' behavior would be like when they eventually become his age, or even the age of Tyson before Jo was able to help us turn his behavior around."

Allowance Chart
'''Jo: With the Allowance Chart, the children will be able to earn a certain amount of money. However, when they misbehave, they will lose money, and when they behave, they will gain money.'''

Trash Talk
'''Jo: The foul language was quite an issue in the house so today I introduced...Trash Talk. Each child in the household received ten mouths per week and each time they said a bad word, called someone a name or said something rude or insulting, they would have to take down a mouth and it would be put into the jar. By the end of the week, the child who has not lost any mouths would receive a special reward coupon.'''

Privilege Removal Board
'''Jo: "I knew teenagers were tough to tame, but I wasn't ready to throw in the towel. I had another trick up my sleeve, just like Mary Poppins. It was the Privilege Removal Board. If Blake misbehaves, then he will lose one of his privileges and it goes in the wastebasket. For example, the privileges he lost so far are...phone, computer, YouTube, TV, football, and video games, so we take these privileges and they go in the wastebasket." The only time Blake is on the internet is Goodnewsnetwork.org a website for good news and Can only watch Postive YouTube videos that feature Youngesters. '''

Black Sheets
Jo: With the Black Sheets, Blake and Tyson can't go into Rita and Lianne's room, their parents room, and can't go in the computer when they misbehave.

Homework Station
'''Jo: I already learned that due to his low grade point average and academic probation, Blake was on the brink of getting kicked off the school football team unless his grades improved. So today, I set up a homework Station.'''

Martin: Blake, look. Here is your homework station, buddy. Your mother and I organized everything so that we can keep track on what assignment you need to work on, and when it is due.

Juliette: I have every subject folders, including algebra I, world history, biology, American literature, Spanish and P.E.

Chore Chart
Jo: The Chore Chart will help the children keep task of their chores.

Blake vs. the Babysitter
Jo: "Martin and Juliette have decided to go out for tonight. So they decided to leave the kids with a young babysitter named Gemma Dumais."

Gemma: "I have my babysitting notebook so I'll write down all the information I need."

Martin: "If Blake misbehaves, give him a warning and if he continues to misbehave, you will place him on the Naughty Tuffet."

[Martin shows Gemma the Naughty Tuffet and Gemma writes down all the information on her babysitting notebook]

[Rita and Lianne are playing with their new Hello Kitty plush toys and their Bitty Baby dolls]

Martin: "Blake is grounded too, so make sure he does nothing but chores and homework."

Gemma: "Right."

Martin: "Dinner is at 5:00pm so you can find all the ingredients on this list in the kitchen, Lianne and Rita's bath time is at 7:00pm and their bedtime is at 8:00pm and Tyson and Blake will have to go to bed at 9:00pm because they've got school in the morning, got it memorized? Oh, yes. The girls also have preschool at 8:15 in the morning and ballet class at 2:15 in the afternoon."

Juliette: "I would always read Lianne and Rita a bedtime story before I tuck them in and kiss them goodnight."

[Juliette hands Gemma a long list of emergency numbers]

Juliette: "And here's a list of everything else."

Gemma: "Okay, great. Have a good time."

[Juliette and Martin leave]

[Rita and Lianne practice their ballet with music from Swan Lake in the background]

Blake: "Is that Swan Lake playing?"

Gemma: "Yes it is."

[Blake begins hitting on Gemma]

Blake: (flirting) So, I heard you were a tutor...

Gemma: (feeling uncomfortable) "Uh...don't you...have a history test to...study for, Blake?"

[Blake flirts with Gemma]

Blake: (flirting) "Yes. Would you like to help me study for my test, Gemma?"

Gemma: "I...uh...um..."

cut to:

[Martin and Juliette are at the Empire State Building together]

cut to:

[Blake is raging about the movie]

Blake: I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE 2002 MOVIE "THE COUNTRY BEARS"!!! I WANT TO WATCH THE 1993 MOVIE "OCEAN WAVES"!!!

Gemma: No, Blake! You don't get to pick the movie because you attempted to flirt on me! Now I'm putting on The Country Bears!

[The movie intro starts playing]

[30 minutes into the film...]

Blake: Oh my fucking god! I can't take this movie anymore! This movie is so horrible!

Tyson: The Country Bears is not a horrible movie. I actually like it.

Rita: Me two.

Lianne: Me three.

Blake: That's it! I will change the movie to Pokémon the Movie: Kyurem vs. the Sword of Justice!

[Blake changes the movie to Pokémon the Movie: Kyurem vs. the Sword of Justice]

Gemma: Change the movie back to The Country Bears right now!

Blake: NEVER!!! IN FACT, IF I CAN'T WATCH MY MOVIES, THEN NO ONE WILL WATCH ANY MOVIES AT ALL!!!

[Blake grabs a baseball bat and smashes the TV, breaking the screen]

Rita: Blake you jerk!

Lianne: You don't smash the TV!

Gemma: Go to timeout right now!

[Blake pushes Gemma to the floor, and then ties her up]

Gemma: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmph! (Translation: Get this tape off of me!)

Blake: NEVER!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY!!!

[Blake dismantles the living room TV setup]

[Blake punches the walls so hard they create big walls]

[Blake gets his iPod and connects them with the biggest speakers in the house. He then plays Merzbow's "Ananga-Ranga"]

[Blake breaks into his little sisters rooms and trashes it]

Rita: BLAKE STOP!!!

Lianne: WE WORKED SO HARD TO ORGANIZE THIS ROOM!!!

[Blake then severely assaults Rita and Lianne]

cut to:

[Jo, Juliette, and Martin returning home, only to find Gemma tied up]

Juliette: Oh my goodness!

[Juliette unties Gemma]

Martin: What happened?

Gemma: Blake tried to flirt on me! And when we put on The Country Bears, he changed the movie and then smashed the TV! Not only that, he tied me up, dismantled the TV setup, punched the walls, played harsh noise music, and so much more!

Tyson: I also saw him trash Rita and Lianne's room and then assaulted them greatly!

Blake: YES I DID THAT SHIT!!! AREN'T YOU HAPPY?!?!

Martin: BLAKE MOTHERFUCKING FLIANY!!! YOU DON'T EVER FLIRT WITH THE BABYSITTER, CHANGE THE MOVIE, SMASH THE TV, TIE UP THE BABYSITTER, DISMANTLE THE TV SETUP, PUNCH THE WALLS TO CREATE BIG HOLES, PLAY HARSH NOISE, TRASH YOUR TWIN SISTERS ROOMS AND THEN ASSAULT THEM!!!

Jo: That does it! You are going to write an essay about what you did wrong and why it was wrong! Now hop to it!

[Blake gets a paper and pencil and starts writing]

Juliette: It was time for Blake to read the essay.

Blake: (reading his essay) The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Martin: Blake Fliany! That is not an essay! You're not taking this seriously!

Juliette: That's so it! Go to bed right now!

[Blake runs to his room and slams the door shut]

Tyson forfeits
Jo: The next morning, Tyson had something to say for us.

Tyson: "I am very sorry for what I did to my family, I want to apologize to my sisters and my mom. My behavior at the girls' party was disruptive, immature and unacceptable. Girls, Mom, I'm sorry. I guess I was kind of an idiot."

Lianne: "How nice."

Juliette: "Tyson, thank you very much, apology accepted. Blake do you have anything to say?"

(moment of silence)

Blake: (angrily) "I am not sorry. I did what I want because those twins drove me crazy! They snitched on me!"

[Blake punches Lianne]

[Blake hits Rita's arm]

Rita: Hey, you don't hit a lady!

Juliette: "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER WEEK!"

[Blake tackles Juliette and attacks her like a wild animal]

Juliette: "MARTIN, HELP ME!"

[Martin gets Blake off of Juliette and they both drag Blake upstairs]

(Rita and Lianne start to cry)

Blake: Fucking crybabies!

Jo: Martin was right, teenagers were such a handful and quite difficult to raise and it would take a miracle to tame Blake...one way or another.

Martin Calls the Therapist for an Appointment
Martin: "After Blake assaulted his mother, I had to take matters into my own hands."

Martin: (on the phone) "Hello, is this Doctor Gonzalez? Yes, our family is in a crisis right now, and I was wondering what time you would be available for a therapy session."

Family Therapy
Jo: "When in doubt, it was time to see a family therapist."

[Lianne and Rita play in the waiting room while Tyson sits with them]

[Blake is in the therapist's room with Martin and Juliette]

Blake: (speaking with a family therapist) "Yeah. Everyone is pissing me off. Everyone is so against me. They don't give a crap about my interest or my activities. Those twins are such crybabies. Mom is always nagging me, telling me what to do."

Juliette: But you keep on misbehaving. And you don't respect your sisters.

Martin: Remember last night when you tackled down your mother and beated her up? That was extremely uncalled for!

Blake: She deserved it! And Martin, if you think you're not in the wrong, then you're a fucking liar! You ground me all the goddamn time!

Martin: I'm a liar?! I'm sorry, but who keeps on getting in trouble?

Blake: It was only reactionary!

Martin: What about that extreme meltdown of yours in the mall? Was that "reactionary"?

Jo: "After the therapy session was over, it was time for me to leave."

Family Test Run
Blake: Hope you like that, Tyson!

[We see that Blake has tied and gagged Tyson with tape]

Juliette: "BLAKE! Let him go!"

Blake: FUCK THAT!!!

[Blake grabs a BB gun and shoots Juliette multiple times]

Juliette: OW!!!

[Martin sends Blake to his room]

Martin: You've lost your cell phone, because you tied up Tyson and shot your mom with a BB gun!

Blake: BITCH DESERVED IT!!!

[Blake escapes his room and destroy all of Rita and Lianne's toys]

Rita: BLAKE YOU JERK!!!

Lianne: WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!

Blake: Because you FUCKING brats don't deserve anything!!!

Juliette: BLAKE, THAT'S RUDE OF YOU TO SAY!!!

[Martin sends Blake back to his room and takes his cell phone]

Martin: You're now grounded for a whole month for destroying your younger sisters' toys.

Blake: What??? Are you KIDDING me?!

Juliette: Yeah, don't act like you didn't see that coming.

Martin: Martin: For the next 30 days, you will only wake up, go to school, come home, do homework, eat dinner, then go straight to bed. That's it.

Blake: FOR HOW LONG???!!!

Martin: Like I said, it will go for 30 days, which is a month. It may let it go on for even longer if I have to.

Blake: You're ruining my life, you get that don't you?

Martin: (pissed) I'M RUING YOUR LIFE?!?! YOU'RE DOING ALL OF THIS TO YOURSELF, SON!!!

Parent Evaluation/DVD Meeting
[Blake grabs a BB gun and shoots Juliette multiple times]

Juliette: OW!!!

[Martin sends Blake to his room]

Martin: You've lost your cell phone, because you tied up Tyson and shot your mom with a BB gun!

Jo: I appreciate you Martin for stepping in.

Martin: Thanks. I don't even know how he got that BB gun.

Juliette: He probably shoplifted it.

Reinforcements
'''Jo: Blake is going to see a real ex-felon who did bad times. His name is Jason Delero, and he was sentenced for felony crimes!'''

Jason: I was in your shoes, Blake! I was mean to my parents and misbehaved a lot! That eventually led to me to be a felon. Now I can't get most good jobs and I can't even vote or own a gun! Blake, you're a smart kid, but you act stupid. You need to be a leader for your siblings.

Juliette: But just when we thought we got somewhere with Blake, he started smart mouthing me!

[Blake is seen headbanging to Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" in his room]

Juliette: Blake, you need to do the dishes.

Blake: How about you go fuck off, skank?!

Juliette: Excuse me?! Didn't you have a conversation with Jason Delero, in which you promised him that you would be better?

Blake: Well that was a lie! I'll follow no rules but my own! And there's nothing you, dad, the girls, Tyson, and especially that fat fuck Jo can do about it!

Jo leaves
Jo: "Well, I saw a great change in behavior from Tyson. He's come to learn that the kind of behavior he had when I first came here is very destructive. Not only that, but he's changed into a very mature, responsible young man. As for Blake, he really needs help. His behavior problems I can't help you with alone."

Juliette: "What are some good alternatives?"

Jo: "Well, the only option I can find is military school."

Martin: "That's the only option I'd use."

[Juliette is crying in joy]

Juliette: "I just don't know what to do anymore when it comes to Blake. Thank you, Jo."

Martin: "How can we ever repay you?"

Jo: "Just doing the job that I love, helping parents raise their children right."

Juliette: "Bye!"

Martin: "Bye, Jo! See you soon!"

Lianne & Rita: "Bye bye, Aunt Jo-Jo!"

Jo: "You keep practicing your ballet, darlings."

Tyson: "Bye, Jo!"

Blake: "Goodbye, faggot! I hope you die you fucking bitch!"

Martin: "Quiet Blake!"

Juliette: "I heard you swearing."

Aftermath
Juliette: "A week after Jo left, Blake was sent to Military School in London for one semester."

Blake: "MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHH!!!" (Translation: "YOU'RE NOT SENDING ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL!!!")

Juliette: It is for your own good, trust me. It is just for only one semester.

Juliette: "With Tyson turning over a good leaf and Blake gone away for a while at least we could have some peace and quiet."

Martin: Good riddance.

Family Update
Juliette: "I thought that sending Blake to military school would work, but apparently, it didn't..."

News Reporter: "This just in! A cadet named Blake has set the entire George Peters Military School ablaze. The entire school has been razed from this arson, and many people were killed in it."

Juliette: "At this point, I don't know what to do anymore! Blake has since been worse than ever!"

Blake: "I FUCKING HATE THIS FAMILY!!! AND I ESPECIALLY HATE THESE FUCKING D**E BRATS!!!"

[Blake assaults Rita and Lianne]

Rita: "OW!!! THAT HURTS!!!"

Lianne: "STOP IT BLAKE!!!"

Juliette: "The only other option he has at this point is jail or death! I don't even feel comfortable calling him my son! At least Tyson has been good."

Tyson: "I made this picture for you, Rita and Lianne."

Rita: "Wow! It's so pretty!"

Lianne: "Thank you Tyson! You're the best brother ever!"

Rita: "How did you do that?"

Tyson: "It took a lot of work for me to paint it."