User blog comment:Plankton5165/I wanna cry...I already am on the inside./@comment-33992124-20171007184242

"You think I'm kidding?"

Yes. Yes, I jolly well do. I may be insensitive here, but I don't think your customer not becoming official is grounds for you instantly going into a depressive episode. Apologies if I do come off as insensitive, Plankton.