Piker Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "This week on Supernanny, Gloria heads out to Nouméa, New Caledonia to help two parents Sara (37) and Phineas (35) living in a modern-day household to struggle with their children."

[Mimi uses a screwdriver]

[Sara confiscates the screwdriver from Mimi]

Annie arrives at the doorstep
[Annie arrives at the doorstep]

Samson: "HELLO, (bleep)ER!"

Roger: "WE HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU!"

[Samson trips over Annie]

Annie: "SAMSON JONAS PARKER AND ROGER GREGORY PARKER!"

Naughty Swivel
U[Spring smokes weed]

[Sara confiscates the cigarette]

Spring: "MY CIGARETTE!"

Sara: "You do not smoke cigarettes in this house."

Naughty Pit
[Mimi plays with Phineas' hammer]

Sara: "Mimi! No! That's Daddy's hammer!"

[Mimi throws a hammer as Sara]

Sara: "Mimi!"

[Mimi laughs]

Sara: "That is it! Time for you to the Naughty Pit! Go there now!"

Mimi: "No!"

Sara: "I said, Naughty Pit! You shall not play with your daddy's power tools! EVER AGAIN! That's a no-no!"

[Sara puts Mimi in the Naughty Pit]

[Sara locks Phineas' tools away]

The quadruplets vs. the Babysitter
[Katrina Dumais comes in]