Jennifer Burb goes to a homeless shelter

Transcript
[Jo takes Jennifer to a homeless shelter in Las Vegas]

Jennifer: "Why are we here?"

[We see a sign that reads "All electronics must be turned off at all times."]

Jennifer: "No way am I turning off my electronic goods."

Man: "I'm sorry, but rules are rules, ma'am."

[As Jo is talking to a divorced mother of two young sons, Jennifer just listens to the song "Wash Him Off by Marydancin" on her iPhone]

Man: "Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to turn that off. Our policy does not permit any type of phone on inside this building."

Jennifer: "Shut up bozo!"

[Jo is shocked as she is talking to a mother who lost her infant son to shaken baby syndrome, courtesy of her now ex-boyfriend]

Aftermath
[Once home, Jo screams at Jennifer]

[Jay laughs, finding it funny]

[Jay records this scene and posts it on Jennifer's YouTube account]

Jo: "Jennifer, how dare you treat the misfortune people that way?!"

[Lucy is away at a church youth group camp]

Jennifer: "They are pathetic!"

[This angers Jo even more]

Jo: "They are not, they are more grateful to have each other as a family. One day you will realize that."

[Jennifer calls Lucy on her iPhone and snaps at her]

Jennifer: "As for you Lucy, you'd better come home!"

[Jay plays the recently posted video]

[Jay laughs]

[Jay saves the recorded video and decides to create a YouTube Poop video with it Windows Movie Maker, for fun]

[When finished, Jay posts the video on YouTube as well and plays it]

[Jay begins to laugh]

[Jennifer looks shocked and unpleased]

[Jennifer goes to the garage]

[Jennifer gets a wooden paddle from the garage]

[Jay hears his mom coming, runs to his bedroom, locks the door and hides under the bed]

[Jennifer goes over to Jay, carries Jay who tries to squirm away, sits on a chair, and places him upon her knee, pulls down his pants and underwear, and begins to spank him with a wooden paddle]

Jennifer: "THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO CREATE A YOUTUBE POOP VIDEO THAT INVOLVES ME TALKING TO JO TO TRY TO HUMILIATE ME!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU, YOU HIDEOUS-LOOKING, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING COYOTE!!!!!"

Jay: "I just want to make my own movies, is that a bad thing? Please, no more!"

[Jay covers his bottom with his hands]

Jennifer: "Young man, you come from a long line of Costco CEO's, and it is not up to you to change it. You will be CEO of Costco when your father and I retire."

Jay: "I DON'T CARE ABOUT DORKCO FOR DORKS LIKE YOU!"

[Jennifer banishes Jay in his room while]

Jay: "I AM NOT WORKING FOR YOUR MORON COMPANY! YOUR MOM CAN DO IT INSTEAD OF ME (bleep)!"

Jennifer: "NOW YOU STAY IN YOUR ROOM! NO DINNER FOR YOU TONIGHT!"

[Jay comes out of his room]

Jay: "Make me you (bleep)ing (bleep), GO SNACK ON SOME CHOCOLATE CHIPS FATTY!!"

[Jennifer returns to the computer and deletes Jay's uploaded YouTube video]

Jennifer: "Just you wait till your father gets home."

[John comes home]

Jennifer: "Jay tried to humiliate me by creating a YouTube Poop Video that involves me talking to Jo."

John: "MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT, JENNIFER!"

[Jennifer looks shocked]

Jennifer: "Who's going to take over Costco when we retire, John? Who's side are you on?"

Jo: "Jay said he wanted to make movies when he grew up."

Jay: "Yeah!"

Jo:"And it was funny."

[Jay gets out Jennifer's Blackberry]

Jay: "Now all i can do now is to take your precious Blackberry."

[Jay drops it on the ground]

Jay: "And smash it."

[Jay stomps on Jennifer's Blackberry while laughing]

John: "Jennifer, Jay is not going to be a Costco CEO, you cannot make things in the whole world to go (angrily) your way all the time."

Jennifer: "Are you insane?! Without a Burb family member to run Costco, what will happen to the company when you and I retire?"