Sheldon Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Summer: "I WANT IT!!!!"

Announcer: "Kendra goes Down Under to meet the Sheldon Family."

Submission Reel
???: "G'day, we're the Sheldon Family, I'm Kevin and I'm a stay-at-home father."

???: "G'day, I'm Mandy and I work as a full-time bank manager."

Kevin: "We have Cody, aged 17, Eliza, aged 13 and Summer aged 7."

Mandy: "We also have 2 sets of identical sexdecaplets, one male and one female."

Kevin: "The boys' names are Jayden, Julian, Will, Trent, Zach, Christian, Mitchell, Tyrone, Luke, Brock, Jay, Jack, Izaia, Joseph, Andy and Josh who are all aged 5."

Mandy: "And for the Sheilas, we have Olivia, Amanda, Sophie, Maria, Christina, Kayla, Sheena, Imelda, Melanie, Amy, Veronica, Stephanie, Vanessa, Katrina, Bridget and Joelle, who are all 3 years old."

Kevin: "I was absolutely worried and scared when I heard that Eliza was on the verge of getting kicked out of her school."

Mandy: "Our sets of sexdecaplets are the worst, they hurt people very violently and are cruel to animals."

[Olivia kicks a squirrel]

[Jayden stabs a dog to death]

[Andy hits a cat with a hammer]

[Imelda throws a slingshot with a bird]

[Andy kicks a boy with glasses in the crotch]

[Josh headbutts a ]

[Melanie spits at a dog]

Kevin: "We sent Cody and Eliza to Teen Camp, but it didn't work for them."

Kendra Arrives at the Sheldon Doorstep
[Kendra walks up the steps and rings the doorbell]

[The door opens, revealing Kevin]

Kevin: "G'day, mate. My name is Kevin Sheldon."

Kendra: "Pleased to meet you. I am Kendra."

Kevin: "And this is my wife Mandy, who is leaving for work in "

Kendra: " ."

AM Morning
[Mandy leaves for work]

Kevin: "Cody, come on, get up mate."

Kevin: "Cody, please get dressed and make your bed."

Kevin: "Bye Eliza, be good, won't you?"

Eliza: "I will."

Summer: "Bye, bye daddy."

Kevin: "See you later Summer, I love you."

Cody: "See ya, dad!"

Kevin: "Good luck Cody and behave yourself mate."

[The school bus arrives]

Kevin: "Boys, time to get on the bus!"

[Kevin helps the bus driver to put the male identical sexdecaplets into their seats]

Joseph: "Bye!"

Izaia: "See ya later, dude!"

Kevin: "Have a nice day boys."

[Kevin jumps out of the bus]

Kevin: "Okay girls, into the van."

[The girls gather into Kevin's van]

Kevin: "No, Amy, get into the backseat."

Kevin: "Bridget, get into the van and sit down."

Kevin: "Melanie, please get your seat belt on."

Talk with Dad
Kendra: "After the kids have left for school, I decided to sit down and have a chat with Kevin about the kids and their behaviors."

Kendra: "So tell me about their behaviors."

Kevin: "Well, to start off with...Summer got kicked out of day camp for fighting. Plus Eliza is on the brink of getting kicked out of school for getting into fights."

Kendra: "What about your sets of sexdecaplets?"

Kevin: "They are the main problem. You see, they are destructive and hurt Mother Nature's delightful critters. Something like that."

Kendra: "Did two sets of sexdecaplets ruin any holidays?"

Kevin: "We decided to spend Christmas in New York City to see a Christmas Day parade but "

PM Afternoon
Kevin: "How was school?"

Cody: "It sucks!"

Kevin: "What do you mean?"

Cody: "My teacher gave me an English test that was too difficult!"

Dinnertime
[Summer is watching The Wiggles on DVD]

Kevin: "Summer, it's dinner time, so you need to turn the TV off and join us at the table."

Summer: "No way, mate!"

Kevin: "I said turn the TV off. If you keep it up, it will be turned off for you."

Eliza's Parent-Teacher Conference
Kendra: "Eliza is on the brink of getting thrown out of school, so Kevin and I went to a parent-teacher conference."

[Kendra and Kevin arrive at Eliza's school]

Kevin: "Hi, how are you?"

[Eliza's teacher skakes Kevin's hand]

Eliza's teacher: "G'day "

Kevin: " "

[Eliza's teacher shakes Kendra's hand]

Kendra: " "