Krystyna Halles

Krystyna Halles is a child abuser who was born on August 6th, 1980. She thinks that TV is for adults only and published a parenting book with Hippiesarestupid Figlow in 1998 called "TV and Hippies are bad!". She is also friends with Giuseppe Todaro because her ex-husband is related to him. She is currently a nanny, she is more selfish than Webeewize Unyubeekuku! She is also a singer who, like the Todaro brothers sings songs to offend people. She is currently engaged to Iwillspankyou Foraf***ingcentury (b. 1982) who has 2 girls named Alicia (b. 2006) and Jo (b. 2012) before being sentenced to corporal punishment

Quotes

 * "(bleep)ING SPANKING!
 * "Spank Annie and Hayley with a mace!"
 * "Spankings are good!"
 * "Caleb Logan shall rot in (bleep)!"
 * "TV IS FOR ADULTS ONLY AND BRATAYLEY IS FOR IDIOTS!"
 * "Welcome to the 'park!"
 * "I ONLY LIKE ROCK MUSIC!"
 * "(bleep)!"
 * "Hippies are dumb!"
 * "Let's get out of Lake H**b W****!"
 * "THIS GRAPEFRUIT IS YOUR WIFE BECAUSE SHE WATCHED THE CURSED RING GRAPE!"
 * "BRATAYLEY SUCKS!"
 * "I am a child abuser and that is good."

List of families that have fired her

 * Zambrelli Family
 * Spotlow-Gabriel Family (She is against PETA)
 * Keaton Family
 * Figlow Family
 * Birou Family
 * Starr Family
 * Sanderman Family

Personality
She hates kids, hippies, Elyssa Morris, Pop music, and Bratayley.

Appearence
She has blonde hair and black nanny clothes that say "NO TV OR BRATAYLEY!" on the back.

List of techniques she uses

 * Spankings with mace and wooden spoon.
 * Hot sauce
 * Cold shower
 * Attic
 * Creepy Zoo

Songs

 * 1...2...3....F***ING SPANKING!
 * Arabella McLean is a idiot
 * Lyla Smith is bad
 * Spank the Figlows
 * Hey Mister, Mister, Mister

List of bad things she has done

 * Attempts revenge on all the families for getting her fired or hospitalized. This failed.
 * Abuse kid patients, which resulted in her hospitalization.

Reception
She is received with heavy negative reviews by fans everywhere for her abusive and child-hating behavior. As a result, she is confronted and questioned by child welfare services.

She became a nominee of the villainous team in Heroes vs. Villains alongside Bridget Spotlow-Garbiel (despite their contradictory views on PETA) and Stacie Todaro, in the 2016 primary.

She is also the 65th worst character of all time, according to ABCDEFGH 2.