Incredible Olympic Torturz/Transcript

Event 1
Host (voiced by Оксана Великажінка): "THE FIRST EVENT IS SKIING!!! READY, SET, GO!!!"

[The skiiers crash into bombs, hit blood-covered gates, and get stunned like crazy.]

Event 2
Host: "THE NEXT EVENT IS SKATING!"

[The skaters crash into invisible mines, and get stunned like crazy.]

[Confetti falls along with creepy face posters followed by screams that could be heard from a small town to another.]

[Eyeballs, stuff that belong in the loo, and bugs come out of the skaters' ears.]