Sutton Family/Transcript

Naughty Chair
Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce the Naighty Chair. If Amelia behaves unacceptably, this is where she will go and sit."

[Jo brings in a red chair]

Jo: "And it wasn't long before Amelia decided to kick off. She, Heather and Xavien were in the room playing a board game."

Heather: "Okay, Xavien, your turn to move."

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny... Xavier's birthday celebration ends in alcohol reference..."

[Amelia replaces the Space Ranger Sodas with alcoholic drinks]

Amelia: (slurring) "Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt...........uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Announcer: "...sheer chaos..."

Amelia: "GET THE (bleep) OUT, WOODY!"

Announcer: "...and disaster..."

[Amelia gobbles up all the martian-mellows]

Announcer: "...leaving Xavier crying at his party..."

Xavier: (cries) "MY....PARTY!!!!!!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

Announcer: "...when Supernanny returns."

Xavier's 4th Birthday
Jo: "The next day was Xavier's 4th birthday, and mom and dad were hosting a Toy Story-themed party at their house."

[Heather is dressed in her Large-in-Womens Deluxe Jessie costume]

Heather: "Come on, Amelia. Let's get your Jessie costume and you dressed for your brother's birthday party."

[Heather and Amelia leave the room]

[John comes in the room, dressed in his Large-in-Mens Buzz Lightyear Deluxe costume]

John: "Xavier, you look handsome. You ready to have some fun, little partner?"

[Xavier is dressed in his XS Woody costume]

Xavier: "Yeah!"

[John and Xavier step outside into the decorated backyard]

Jo: "There was a Toy Story bounce house, cookie pops, chocolate pops, cake pops, balloons, decorations, Cowboy Hat cookies, Slinky Dog Pasta, Martian-mellows, plenty of games, a Buzz Lightyear piñata, a cupcake stand with delicious Green Alien cupcakes, Space Ranger Sodas, Alien Slushies, plenty of sandwiches, a Buzz Lightyear cake, and plenty of favors to go around. There were plenty of games like toy bowling, Pin the Tail on Bullseye, Mr. Potato Head Switch, Lasso Bullseye, Take a Turn With the Claw, and Ice Cube Toys."

[The Toy Story song, "You Got a Friend In Me," is playing in the background on an iPod with maximum volume]

John: "For dinner, guests got to make their own Pizza Planet pizzas and they were also served Mr. Potato Head baked potatoes, 

Heather: "And for the side dish, we served them delicious and nutritious fruit kabobs."

[Heather finally gets Amelia dressed in her Jessie costume]

Heather: "There, all finished. You look absolutely perfect. Now let's go out and join your father and your brother."

John: "We invited all of Xavier's friends from preschool and day camp to the party."

[Xavier's friends arrive at the backyard]

Xavier: "Hi, guys! Thanks for coming to my party!"

[Amelia dashes actually without the Jessie costume and changes the Toy Story music to heavy metal music with questionable, explicit, lyrics]

John: "Wait, I thought I deleted that from the playlist!"

Xavier's friend: "The music is now not fitting with the Toy Story theme anymore!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia slams a slice of pizza in one of Xaviers' friends' faces]

[Amelia replaces the toy bowling pins and the ball with alcoholic drinks in cups]

Jo: "My word...Amelia..."

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia takes a nail from the garage and deflates the Toy Story bounce house]

Xavier: [cries] "No, not the bounce house!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia gobbles up all the Martian-mellows]

Heather: "AMELIA ANDREA SUTTON! Put your costume back on right this instant."

Jo: "Don't worry, Heather. I whipped up another batch of Martian-mellows for the guests. And I got the hole in the bounce house sealed, and it's good as new."

[The bounce house attendant re-inflates the Toy Story bounce house]

[John changes the background music back to Toy Story music]

Xavier's friend: "Here you go, Xavier."

[Xavier's friend Lucas brings a birthday present]

Xavier: "Thank you, Lucas."

[John puts the alcoholic drinks back in the house and brings back the toy bowling pins and ball]

Heather: "Amelia, listen to me. This is your warning. This birthday party means so much to your brother, and he's been looking forward to celebrating it with his friends and family. I mean it, if you ruin it again, you will go inside for a time-out. Is that clear?"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

John: "Okay, who's hungry?"

Kids: "Me!"

Jo: "Soon it was time to open the presents."

[Xavier opens his present from Lucas to reveal a Buzz Lightyear action figure]

Xavier: "AWESOME! Thanks, Lucas!"

[Amelia destroys Lasso Bullseye by slashing it in half]

[Amelia gobbles up the Cowboy Hat cookies]

[Amelia downloads a different kind of heavy metal music with much questionable, and SO explicit lyrics by Lil' Wayne and changes the Toy Story music to that heavy metal music]

[Amelia replaces the bowling pins and the ball with the alcoholic drinks]

[Amelia destroys the Toy Story bounce house by using a nail and adding three seperate holes this time]

Xavier: "Amelia, stop! Please! You're ruining the party!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia destroys the Mr. Potato Head Switch by grabbing a mallet from the garage and banging the pieces off to eight]

[Amelia then destroys the Buzz Lightyear pinata by stuffing in lit fireworks]

[Amelia then replaces the Space Ranger Sodas with alcoholic drinks]

[Amelia rips Xavier's XS Woody costume off and rips it into ten pieces and rips the cowboy hat in sixteen]

Amelia: "GET THE (bleep) OUT, WOODY!"

[Amelia knocks the table over]

[Amelia gobbles up all the alien slushies]

[Amelia tears the Pin the Tail on Bullseye into four pieces with a pizza cutter]

John: "Wait, I thought I put those back in the house."

Xavier: (crying) "MY...PARTY!!!!"

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[All of Xavier's friends leave]

[Heather is SO furious with Amelia and comes down to her level]

Heather: "AMELIA ANDREA SUTTON! YOU ARE GOING INTO TIME-OUT!"

[Heather takes Amelia into the house]

Jo: "Explain why she's there. Remember, you're not pleased."

Heather: "You have been put here in time-out because you ruined the party for your little brother. Plus, you lost your TV privileges for a whole week."

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

[Amelia gets into the alcoholic drink]

Amelia: (slurring) "I....lub..........u......mum..........." (Translated: I love you mom.)

Heather: "Oh my god.....Amelia....."

John: "What happened here?"

Heather: "Amelia just got into the alcoholic drink."

John: "How?"

Heather: "She replaced the toy bowling pins and space ranger sodas with alcoholic drinks in cups."

Amelia: (slurring) "Mum.....dud....gu....dyyyyy......u........fraks!" (Translated: Mom, Dad, go die, you freaks!)

[Amelia throws up]

Amelia: (slurring) "I.....om..........syyyyyyyyyk......hulp.....hulp..." (Translated: I am sick. Help,help!)

[Amelia barfs again]

Jo: "I do not find it funny that you think it's okay to wreck your little brother's birthday party because the way you are behaving is unacceptable. I expect you to sit here for 7 minutes and think about what you're doing. Because every time you behave that way, you are going to be disciplined. Do you understand me?"

[Amelia nods]

Jo: "I expect you to use your voice."

Amelia: (slurring) "Yossssss......" (Translated: Yes.)

Jo: "Your real voice. I don't want you to slur because that is confusing me."

Amelia: (slurring) "Yessssss......." (Translated: Yes.)

Jo: "Your normal voice."

Amelia: (slurring) "Joooo.....goooooo....dyyyyyy..tuu...." (Translated: Jo, go die, too!)

Jo: "I am asking you to pronounce those words correctly, and in addition, you don't say that in front of me."

Amelia: (slurring) "Suuuuuuuuuuuutttttt.....uuuuuuuu...." (Translated: Shut up!)

Jo: "Pronounce your words the right way and don't say that phrase in front of me either."

Amelia: (slurring) "(long bleep)....yuuuuuuuuu....." (Translated: **** you!)

Jo: "Don't you dare swear."

[Amelia punches Jo with her fist that has only the middle finger extended]

Jo: "Don't you dare! That was the worst mistake you've ever made."

Amelia: (slurring) "Huuuuu.....duuuu...yuuuu..theeeenk.....yuuuu..arrrr...." (Translated: Who do you think you are?)

Jo: "I am a nanny with over 22 years of experience, and I know my job."

Amelia: (slurring) "Grooooo....uuuuu...yuuuu...uuuuu....griiiiiit...fuuuuull....pieeeees.....ooooof....(long bleep).." (Translated: Grow up, you ungrateful piece of ****!)

[Amelia punches Jo in the face with her fist that has only the middle finger extended]

Amelia: (slurring) "Suuuuuutttt......uuuuuuuuuuuuu.....smeeelllll.....lllleeeeee...." (Translated: Shut up, smelly!)

7 minutes later

Heather: "Amelia, the reason you were place here on the Naughty Chair is because you ruined your brother's birthday party. I want you to tell him you're sorry."

Amelia: "SHUT UP SMELLY!"

John: "Amelia, I want you to apologize to your brother for ruining that special occasion for him."

Amelia: "NO!"

Jo: "If she can't say sorry for that behavior, then she stays on that chair."

[Jo, John and Heather leave Amelia on the Naughty Chair]