Mazar Family 2010 Halloween

Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla, and Orla's Hocus Pocus Villain Spelltacular Ruined
[Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla, and Orla come out]

Haidyn: "The Birou Sisters are back!!"

Orla: "Hi!"

Skyla: "Back where?"

Kayla: "Back here! We're so excited to share this day with you."

Haidyn: "Today is gonna be so fun..."

Orla: "Haidyn..."

Haidyn: "There's gonna be songs to listen to..."

Orla: "Haidyn..."

Haidyn: "And we're gonna do activities..."

Orla: "Haidyn!"

Haidyn: "Yes, Orla?"

Orla: "I smell children."

Skyla: "Children!!"

Kayla: "Oh my goodness!"

Orla: "There are so many of them."

Bronson: "And they're right on a f*****g stage!!!"

Debra: "Bronson Timothy Mazar, don't interrupt the show."

Haidyn: "You fools. Of course there are children. Tell me, what year is it?"

Everyone: "2010!"

Haidyn: "I said what year is it!!!"

Everyone: "2010!"

Skyla: "2010!"

Haidyn: "Sisters, it's been 5 years since we last returned."

Kayla: "We are getting really good at this."

Haidyn: "And it's All Hallows 'Eve. Our favorite time of the year."

Skyla: "But, Haidyn, don't you remember what happened last Halloween?"

Orla: "We turned to dust! Dust, dust, dust, dust, dust, dust..."

[Joshua walks up and smacks her]

[Orla cries]

Orla: "MOMMY!!!!!!"

Esther: "JOSHUA YANKEE LEVINE!!!! DO NOT SMACK ORLA WHILE SHE'S DOING HER HOCUS POCUS VILLAIN SPELLTACULAR!!!!!!!"

Joshua: "SHUT UP, STUPID!!!!"

Skyla: "Joshua, get off the stage, please!!!"

Nicole: "Oh my goodness, sweetie. Are you okay?"

Orla: "JOSHUA SMACKED ME!!!!!!"

Nicole: "Joshua, do not smack Orla while she's doing her Villain Spelltacular with her sisters."

Joshua: "I DON'T WANNA HEAR HER SAYING DUST OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!"

Nicole: "So what? She loves Sarah."

Haidyn: "What's going on here?"

Debra: "That's it. That's the Hocus Pocus Villain Spelltacular ruined now."

Haidyn: "We can still make our potion, Aunt Debra."

Debra: "Well, you can't, Haidyn, since Joshua slapped Orla."

Skyla: "Okay. What's the first ingredient for our Hocus Pocus Party Potion?"

Orla: "Sinister shadows as dark as midnight, and as mysterious as the unknown."

Skyla: "But, Haidyn, where are we gonna get sinister shadows..."

[Nick appears in a Dr. Facilier costume]

Nick: "Hello, ladies."

Kayla and Orla: "It's the man who took the shadows away!!!!!"

Haidyn: "And who are you?"

Nick: "A tip of the hat from the one and only Dr. Facilier, also known as the Shadow Man."

Bronson: "HEY, SHADOW MAN!!!! YOU'RE A PUNK-HEADED SON OF A B***H!!!!!"

Nick: "Don't you disrespect me, lil man!"

Bronson: "LITTLE?!"

Nick: "Don't you derogate or deride. You're in my world now, not your world, and I got friends on the other side."

Orla, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "He's got friends on the other side."

Bronson: "MORE LIKE YOU'VE GOT ENEMIES ON THE OTHER SIDE, NICHOLAS RHETT CARSON!!!!"

Debra: "BRONSON TIMOTHY MAZAR!!!! BE QUIET AND WATCH THE SHOW!!!!! STOP BEING RUDE TO NICK!!!!!"

River: "THANK GOD DR. FACILIER NO LONGER GETS FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE, YOU IDIOT A*****E!!!!!"

Debra: "YOU TOO, RIVER BARRETT MAZAR!!!! STOP DISRESPECTING NICK AND WATCH THE SHOW!!!!!!!"

Nick: "Sit down at my table. Put your mind at ease. If you relax, It will enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future, I can change it 'round some too. I'll look deep into your heart and soul."

River: "PLEASE DON'T LOOK INSIDE ORLA'S HEART AND SOUL, NICK!!!!"

Debra: "River, stop it!"

Nick: "I got voodoo, I got hoodoo. I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side."

Orla, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "He's got friends on the other side."

Ainsley: "Baby made a boom-boom!"

Debra: "Ainsley Chandla Mazar, that's a warning. Just watch the show."

Bronson: "STOP SINGING THAT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE SONG, IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!!!"

River: "YOU ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE, NICK!!!!!"

[Luther turns off the song, everyone applauds]

Esther: "Are Bronson and River gonna stop screaming?"

Haidyn: "Wonderful! Our Hocus Pocus Party Potion is coming together. Thank you, Dr. Facilier."

Orla: "Can we keep him?"

Bronson: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ORLA, DON'T KEEP HIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"

Debra: "BRONSON, ENOUGH!!!!!!!"

Haidyn: "Focus! Now, Skyla..."

Skyla: "What?"

Haidyn: "What's our next ingredient?"

Skyla: "Nefarious nightmares: as terrifying as the shadows on the moon at night - filling dreams to the brim with