Maria's 8th Birthday Party

One month before Maria's birthday
Hope: "Maria, your birthday is coming up. Which theme do you want your party to be this year?"

Maria: "I don't know, Hope. But I know whom to invite to the party. There's Olivia and Francine from gymnastics club, Samantha, Rochelle, and Janet from German Club, Lydia and Martin from Cooking club, Wendy, Cecilia, and Frank from Computer Club, Priscilla, Eliza, Melissa, Nicole Ann, and Marissa from school, Shawna, Tatum, Chloe, and Britany from girl scouts, and Shannon, Clair, Angelina, Gina, Stefani, Siobhan, and Joanna from summer camp."

Nicole: "That's alot of friends!"

[Valentin arrives home]

Valentin: "Aloha! Got any plans for your birthday, Maria?"

Hope: "Father, it's been a couple of days. Maria hasn't decided her theme yet, but she knows whom to invite."

[Maria hands Valentin the guest list]

Three days before Maria's birthday
'''Nicole: "Later on, Tyson was playing his XBOX 360. Mom then asked him to turn it off because she and him must pick out gifts for Maria." '''

Hope: "Tyson, turn off your XBOX 360. We need to buy gifts for your sister Maria."

Tyson: "I will do it later. I'm playing XBOX 360."

Hope: "Tyson, turn it off now!"

Tyson: "FUCK OFF! I AIN'T TURNING IT OFF! SHOP ONLINE!!!!!!"

Hope: "I said turn it off! And I cannot get it online because it will not arrive in time. You are to help pick out a gift for your sister!"

[At the store...]

Tyson: Hope, can I get this new album of Korn's "The Path of Totality"?

Hope: No, Tyson, because Korn is a nu metal band that I don't approve.

Tyson: YES!!! Now give it or else I will blast Gorement's "The Ending Quest" throughout this entire store!

Hope: Tyson, no! You will not blast Gorement because it is an inappropriate band. Now cut it out!

One day before Maria's birthday
[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa are seen watching a documentary on the death metal band Death]

Tyson: Hey, wanna ruin Maria's stupid birthday?

Serena: Yeah!

The big day
Nicole: "Maria chose a Kiki's Delivery Service-type birthday party."

Maria: "Olivia, Francine, Samantha, Rochelle, Janet, Lydia, Martin, Wendy, Cecilia, Frank, Priscilla, Eliza, Melissa, Nicole Ann, Marissa, Shawna, Tatum, Chloe, Brittany, Shannon, Clair, Angelina, Gina, Stefani, Siobhan, Joanna, hi! Welcome to my party! This is going to be a blast!"

Hope: "Grab aprons, food booklets, and other things at the favor station since Maria likes to cook. And make sure they're all Kiki-themed."

Nicole: "A while later, the terrible six ruined the party for everybody. They even brought their friends over."

[Hope, Brooke, and Kim are watching Cake Boss]

[Several other friends are playing Papa's Gameria games on their devices]

Olivia: "What shall we cook first?"

Maria: "Let me see... We can make some Toto cupcakes if you'd like."

[Tyson changes the music to "War" by Burzum]

[Lois changes the show to The Matrix Revolutions and turns the tv off]

[Blake inserts lit sparklers in the cake]

[The cake explodes]

[Lisa knocks the favor station over]

Hope: YOU SIX STOP THIS!!!

Aftermath
Hope: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SIX RUINED MARIA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! SHE'S ALL SAD NOW!!!

Tyson: LIKE WE GIVE A DAMN!!!

Serena: YEAH!!! FUCK THAT WHORE!!! SHE DESERVES NO PARTY!!!

Larson: AND SHE WILL BE FORCED TO LIKE EARWIG AND THE WITCH!!!

Valentin: SHE WILL NOT LIKE THAT MOVIE BECAUSE IT HAD HORRIBLE CGI ANIMATION, TERRIBLE STORYM, AND IS EVEN WORSE THAN TALES FROM EARTHSEA!!!

Lois: WELL THEN FUCK IT!!! MARIA NEEDS TO BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION!!!

Blake: I AGREE!!! PUT HER UP FOR ADOPTION RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE FUCKING LOATHE HER!!!

Lisa: AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT, THEN WE WILL FORCE YOU SHITHEADS TO LISTEN TO EYEHATEGOD!!!

Hope: NO!!! MORE LIKE EYEHATETHATBAND BECAUSE EYEHATEGOD IS A TERRIBLE SLUDGE METAL BAND THAT USED THE N WORD IN ONE OF THEIR SONG TITLES!!! NOW YOU SIX GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL DONE!!!