Heart Family Christmas 2035

Opening Presents
'''Nicole: "At Grandma Janice's house, the children looked in their stockings and opened presents. Nora received coal and a note from Santa, so she threw an overly epic and violent tantrum over it." '''

[Nora peeks into her stocking and finds big lumps of coal]

Nora: "(bleep) SANTA! HE MUST (bleep)ING DIE IN AFGHANISTAN DURING A (bleep)ING WAR! (Bleep), (bleep), (long bleep)!!!!"