Fink Family 2033 Christmas

Before the Nutcracker
Nicole: " "

Nathan: "I can't wait to be on stage tonight."

Bonnie: "Me too. And you'll be the most handsome Nutcracker prince, won't he, Mom?"

Grandma Harriet: "Oh, yes. Very handsome indeed."

Nathan Gets Changed
[Mrs. Barbera, the ballet teacher is waiting for Nathan at the stage door]

Mrs. Barbara: "Hello sweetie!"

Nathan: "Hi!"

[We see Mrs. Barbera, helping him into his Nutcracker prince costume]

Mrs. Barbera: "My, you look handsome tonight, Nathan."

The Performance Begins
[Bonnie, Grandma Harriet and Lorenzo take their seats]

Cut to: [Nathan putting on his black ballet slippers as he sees a red-haired girl around his age, who is playing Marie]

Nathan: "Hey, Sandra. You look nice tonight."

Sandra: "You too, Nathan."

Bonnie (whispering): "Lorenzo, put that camera away."

Aftermath
Grandma Harriet: "Nathan, you were really wonderful as the Nutcracker prince tonight! I can't wait to see you in your school play tomorrow night."

Before A Christmas Carol
Nicole: "The family was excited to see Nathan perform as Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol at his school play."

Bonnie: "Nathan will make a great Tiny Tim in this play, wouldn't he mom?"

Grandma Harriet: "Yes, he will."

Nathan: "God bless us, everyone."

Nathan Gets Changed
[Nathan changes into his Tiny Tim costume]

The Performance Begins
Narrator: "Marley was dead to begin with..."

Bonnie: "Take your seats, people..."

Aftermath
Bonnie: "You did a splendid job tonight, Nathan. I'll be looking forward to your church group Nativity Scene tomorrow night."

Time to Go to Church
Nicole: " "

Aftermath
Nathan: "Someone's been eating all the fudge."

Grandma Harriet: "Oh my word."

Nathan: "Mom, someone has also eaten the cookies."

Bonnie: "At least the Gingerbread house is still there."

Grandma Harriet: "And so is the figgy pudding."

Time to Open Presents
Nicole: " "

[Nathan looks inside his stocking]

Nathan: "Mom, look, I've got a gift card to Toys R Us, a chocolate Nutcracker, some white chocolate coins, some milk chocolate coins, a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Treat DVD and a pair of mittens!"

[Lorenzo looks inside his stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Lorenzo: "What the (bleep)? I got coal!"

[Lorenzo's anger rises]

[Nathan opens up all his presents]

Nathan: "Wow! A Nintendo Wii U, an Adventure Time DVD set, a Super Mario 3D Land 3DS game, a Wreck-It Ralph Wii game, a New Super Mario Bros. U game, a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey's Big Splash DVD, and a Nintendo 3DS!"

[Lorenzo opens up his present to find a note from Santa saying, "Lorenzo, you were so bad this year. You menaced your little brother Nathan, shoplifted from several stores, tortured your mother, got kicked out of schools and even used vulgar language. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

[Lorenzo's anger rises even more]

Lorenzo: "I'M SO GONNA KILL YOU, NATHAN!"

[Lorenzo lashes out at Nathan]

Nathan: (screaming) "MOM, HELP ME!!!!"

[Bonnie manages to pull Lorenzo off Nathan]

[Nathan bursts into tears because he was badly hurt]

[Bonnie takes the crying Nathan to the couch and they both sit down]

Bonnie: "Calm down, Nathan, calm down..."

Nathan: (still crying) "Lorenzo smacked me across my face. He nearly smashed my face against the floor and he punched me."

Bonnie: "Lorenzo, that is not very nice. Lorenzo, where are you?"

The Missing Presents
Nicole: " "

[The doorbell rings]

Grandma Harriet: "I'm coming!"

[The cousins Isabelle, Rochelle, Tony, Francesca, Gino and Donatello along with Aunt and Uncle arrive]

Francesca: "My presents, they're all gone!"

Tony: "Mine are missing too!"

Rochelle: "I can't find my presents either!"

Isabelle: "Oh no, my presents are gone too!"

Grandma Harriet: (arriving with a box of tissues for Bonnie) "Well let's go see who stole them."

[Tony spots Lorenzo with the stolen presents]

Tony: "PRESENT THIEF, PRESENT THIEF!"

Rochelle: "Aunt Bonnie, Lorenzo stole all our presents!"

Bonnie: "Lorenzo, that is so greedy of you! Why did you do something that is greedy?""

Lorenzo: " "

Christmas Dinner
[A cat meows]

Dinnertime
Nicole: " " Lorenzo: "NO! I am not eating those Brussel sprouts."

Bonnie: "Just try them."

[Lorenzo tosses his Brussel sprouts at his cousins]

Tony: "Hey!"

Aftermath
Bonnie: "What is the matter with you, Lorenzo?! I don't understand why you had to cause so much trouble during the holidays."

Lorenzo: "It's because I miss dad. There, I said it."