Moranis Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Willow weeps]

Announcer: "Jo meets a widowed mother who lost her husband in a tragic car accident."

Submission Reel
Jo: "We're in Massachusetts to help a recently widowed mom. So why don't you join me?"

???: "Hi, I'm Willow, and we're the Moranis Family. About six months ago, my husband Norman was tragically killed in a car accident."

[We see a picture of Willow's late husband, Norman]

[A shot of Norman's rolled-over Lexus sedan from the car crash]

Willow: "With Norman gone, it's frustrating and difficult to raise all 7 of my kids on my own."

Moranis Family Home
[Jo steps out of the car, walks up to a lovely-looking 2-story house and rings the doorbell]

[Willow answers the door]

Jo: "Hi, I'm Jo Frost. Pleased to make your acquaintance. You must be Willow Moranis."

Willow: "Yes, I am."

Jo: "I am very sorry for the loss of your husband. My condolences."

Observation Begins
Night: "I want my binky."

Regan: "I want my bottle."

[Willow picks up some junk in the backseat of the car]

Phoenix: "No! Not my Barney book!"

Willow: "Which book?"

Phoenix: "My Barney book was right here in the car."

Willow: "You mean this Barney book you haven't seen for three weeks?"

Phoenix: "Yes! I did, mommy!"

Phoenix: "Yes!"

Phoenix: "I want it! I want my Barney book!"

Dinner Time
Jo: "The whole Moranis family sat down at the table, and dinner was a complete disaster."

Regan: "No! You don't get it!"

[Phoenix throws his plate across the table]

[Draco and Phoenix scream]

Christine: "(bleep)!"

[Night, Regan, and Talbot throw their cutlery]

[Phoenix throws spaghetti at Draco]

Willow: "It was more like feeding time at the zoo."

Draco: "I hate broccoli!"

Christine: "(bleep!"