Milton Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Isaiah: "(bleep) OFF!"

Announcer: "Tiana goes to Scranton to find a violent 18-year-old..."

[Isaiah pushes Zachary down the stairs, causing him to cry]

[Isaiah throws a vase at Becca, making her cry]

Announcer: "...who attacks his siblings..."

Isaiah: "F(bleep) YOU! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!"

[Isaiah throws UNO cards at Becca as Isaiah pushes Kimmy to the ground and attacks Kimmy by punching, kicking, hitting, and slapping her]

Kimmy: "STOP, ISAIAH!"

[Isaiah burps at Kimmy]

[Isaiah pushes Zahcary, making him cry]

Announcer: ...parents...

[Isaiah kicks Wilma]

[Isaiah punches Gordon in the crouch]

Announcer: ...and other animals.

[Isaiah pulls Bluto, the family Rottweiler's ear]

[Isaiah throws the family rat terrier, Ratty at the wall]

[Isaiah bites a cat]

[Isaiah strangles a snake]

Announcer: "And the parents can't stand him anymore..."

Wilma: "I can't do this. I won't deal with this s(bleep) anymore!"

[Wilma runs off crying]

Gordon: "I can't help it..."

Announcer: "...so can the kids."

Kimmy: "I hate Isaiah! He's so mean!"

[Zachary cries]

Becca: Mommy, I am so afraid...

Tiana: "Can Tiana deal with this mean teen?"

[Isaiah hits Zachary]

Isaiah: "OH (bleep) YOU, (bleep)HEAD!"

Submission Reel
Tiana: "I am here at Scranton, Pennsylvania and I need to help a family. Let's see what we have here."

???: "Hello, I am Wilma. I am 51."

???: "And I'm Gordon and I am 47."

Wilma: "We are the Miltons. We have Isaiah who is 18, Kimmy who is 12, Becca who is 9, and Zachary, who is 5."

Isaiah: "GO (bleep) YOURSELF!"

Gordon: "Isaiah loves to swear..."

Isaiah: "YOU ARE A C(bleep)!"

Wilma: "...and he's an animal abuser."

[Isaiah slices off a squirrel's tail]

[Isaiah hits a bird with a baseball bat]

Isaiah: "(bleep) YOU, (bleep)!"

Gordon: "When he wins, he brags about winning and loves to tease his siblings."

[Isaiah pulls out a +4 card]

Isaiah: HA! UNO, I won! I got +4! You dumb(bleep)s lost!

[Isaiah uses a blue shell to take down Becca while playing Mario Kart]

Isaiah: "I won! You losers lose, you (bleep) losers!"

Isaiah: "Kimmy, you are the biggest bimbo ever! I won Monopoly and your dumbass chose Boardwalk, you (bleep) idiot!"

Wilma: "And when he loses, he throws tantrums."

Isaiah: "BOARDWALK?! BUT THAT IS NOT (bleep)ING FAIR!"

[Isaiah flips the table]

Isaiah: "AAAAARGH! I HATE YOU, ZACHARY! YOU WON AND I LOST!"

[Isaiah slaps Zachary]

[Kimmy grabs a +4 card]

Kimmy: Bingo, I got plus 4!

[Isaiah pinches Kimmy as she cries]

Isaiah: "Awww, what's the matter? Is the little baby gonna cry?"

[Isaiah gets hit by a blue shell on Mario Kart]

Isaiah: (bleep) YOU, (bleep)HOLE! GO CHOLE ON A SPIKED COCK IN HELL!

Gordon: "He loves to vandalize things in his siblings' rooms, including our rooms."

[Isaiah throws red paint at Kimmy's bed]

Isaiah: "Stupid skank!"

[Isaiah pees on a vase]

[Isaiah draws a mustache and an eyepatch on Becca's face on a portrait]

Isaiah: "Ha ha! Sissy!"

Wilma and Gordon: "Supernanny, we need your help!"

Tiana: "Don't worry, I got this."

AM Morning
[Tiana rings the doorbell]

[Cut to: Isaiah hitting Kimmy with a pillow]

Isaiah: "Ha ha! Loser!"

Kimmy: "Stop!"

[Isaiah flips the bird at Kimmy]

Isaiah: "My finger to you, (bleep)!"

Kimmy: "Mom! Isaiah is being mean to me!"

Isaiah: "She won't let me watch my favorite show!"

Wilma: "Isaiah!"

[Wilma opens the door to reveal Tiana]

Tiana: "Hi, you must be..."

Wilma: "Wilma. Wilma Milton."

Tiana: "Hi, Wilma."

The Talk
Wilma: "The last school he was expelled from was Bais Yaakov Of Scranton because he brought a weapon."

Naughty Swivel
Tiana: "It was long before when Isaiah called Kimmy, Becca and Zachary names when playing Monopoly."

[The kids were playing Monopoly]

Isaiah: "Ha! I got lucky! In your face, losers!"

Kimmy: "Can you stop calling us, losers?"

Isaiah: "NEVER! YOU ARE ALL SKANKS EXCEPT FOR ZACHARY!"

Becca: "I'm 9, she's 12. We're not the skanks here."

Isaiah: "SHUT YOUR FACE, (bleep)HOLE!"

[Isaiah begins to throw a vase at Becca]

Isaiah: "That's payback for winning!"

[Becca cries]

Gordon: "What's going on?"

Wilma: "What happened?"

Becca: "Isaiah threw a vase at me when he won!"

Tiana: "That's it! You are going to the Naughty Swivel."

Isaiah: "BUT I DON'T WANNA GO!"

Becca: "Yes, you will. You hear what Tiana said."

[Isaiah flips them off as they gasp]

Gordon: "How mean-spirited! You belong to the Naughty Swivel and you will lose your TV privileges, video game privileges, phone privileges, and game board privileges for two weeks!"

[Isaiah hits Tiana]

Tiana: "Don't hit me!"

[Tiana grabs Isaiah's arm as she forces him to his room]

[Isaiah sits on the Naughty Swivel]

Isaiah (mumbling): "This sucks (bleep)..."

Jumbo Green Smoothie
Tiana: "Since Isaiah begins to swear, I gave him the Jumbo Green Smoothie."

[Isaiah throws a pillow at Kimmy]

Isaiah: "I want to watch my favorite show! How can I want to watch my favorite show while you go ahead and watch crappy (bleep) Fuller House?"

Kimmy: "Because I want to watch Netflix on OUR television set!"

Isaiah: "Whatever, (bleep)head."

[Isaiah pulls Kimmy's hair as she cries, changes Fuller House to The Umbrella Academy as he watches it]

Kimmy: "Mom! Dad! She pulled my hair!"

Gordon: "It's okay, sweetie."

Isaiah: "(bleep) YOU! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR SIBLINGS AND YOUR PARENTS! AND GUESS WHAT, (bleep), YOU AIN'T GONNA DO JACK(bleep)!"

Wilma: "Sweetie, let her watch what she wants."

Isaiah: "STOP CALLING ME SWEETIE, YA (bleep)!"

Gordon: "We don't say that in the house."

Isaiah: "EXCEPT FOR ME!"

Isaiah's epic, scary and violent tantrum
Wilma: "It was a perfect day when we were playing UNO..."

[Isaiah, Kimmy, Becca, and Zachary were playing UNO]

Isaiah: "Come on, win already!"

[Kimmy is still playing it as she puts the card down to the other cards]

Kimmy: "UNO! I won!"

Isaiah: "You won?"

Becca: "Sorry, Isaiah. You lost the game."

Isaiah: "But I want to win! I ran out of yellow cards because of that bimbo!"

Zachary: "She's not a bimbo."

Isaiah: "Yes she is!"

Kimmy: "Sorry, Isaiah. Better luck next time."

[Kimmy winks]

Wilma: "...until Isaiah snapped."

[Isaiah begins to cry]

Kimmy: "Butthurt much?"

Isaiah: "I WANT TO WIN RIGHT NOW!"

[Wilma and Gordon were watching Fresh Off the Boat]

Wilma: "Huh?"

Isaiah: "YOU STUPID BIMBO! THIS IS ALL YOUR DUMB(bleep) FAULT!"

Kimmy: "No I'm not a bimbo! I'm 12!"

[Isaiah pinches Kimmy]

Kimmy: "Stop."

Becca: "Leave her alone!"

Isaiah: "F(bleep) YOU! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!"

[Isaiah throws UNO cards at Becca as Isaiah pushes Kimmy to the ground and attacks Kimmy by punching, kicking, hitting, and slapping her]

Kimmy: "STOP, ISAIAH!"

[Kimmy begins to cry]

Wilma: "ISAIAH THOMAS MILTON! YOU DO NOT ATTACK YOUR SISTER!"

Isaiah: "THIS IS ALL HER FAULT SHE WON! I WANT TO WIN!!"

Tiana: "What's going on?"

Kimmy: "Isaiah called me a bimbo, pinched me, threw UNO cards at Becca, my sister, and even attacked me!"

Isaiah: "I HATE YOUR GUTS SO MUCH!"

Tiana: "That's it! Naughty Swivel for you!"

Isaiah: "F(bleep) YOU, DUMB SKANK!"

Tiana: "I'm a skank?"

Isaiah: "YES YOU ARE!"

Tiana: "Naughty Swivel. NOW!"

Isaiah: "NO!"

Tiana: "You deserved it."

Isaiah: "IT IS NOT FAIR! I DO NOT WANT TO GO! YOU ARE STUPID!"

[Tiana, Wilma and Gordon lose their tempers]

DVD Meeting
Tiana: "It's time for a DVD Meeting."

[Tiana plays the CD]

[The kids were playing outside]

[Isaiah sees a squirrel as he brings a knife]

Isaiah: "Heh heh. Stupid squirrel."

[Isaiah grabs a squirrel as he threatens to slice it off]

Kimmy: "Don't do that to that poor squirrel!"

Isaiah: "I don't care! I can do what I want!"

Kimmy: "Stop, Isaiah! Don't do it!"

Isaiah: "(bleep) YOU!"

[Wilma comes in]

Wilma: "YOU BETTER GET IN THE DAMN HOUSE!"

Isaiah: "SHUT UP!"

[Wilma slaps Isaiah hands off the knife as he puts the squirrel down]

Tiana loses it
Tiana: "Unfortunately, Gordon and Wilma, I cannot get Isaiah to change his ways. He's quite too violent for me to nip his behavior in the bud. I will be back soon, with assistance from other nannies."