Bedrich Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Annie heads to Alaska on a rescue mission to tame 20 tots who terrorize their young single mom, who is at wit's end."

Submission Reel
???: "Hi, I'm Camille. I'm a single mom and college student. My partner left me behind after meeting another woman on the computer. Me and my kids were originally from Canada."

Observation Begins
Annie: "Did your kids ruin any holidays, Camille?"

Camille: "Unfortunately, yes. Thanksgiving and Christmas were ruined."

Annie: "How so?"

Camille: "First of all, Thanksgiving was ruined, because "

Annie: " "

Camille: "Well in Christmas, we went shopping until my children began shoplifting over $500 dollars of merchandise. On Christmas Eve, they all began a tremendous food fight with their cousins. And on Christmas Day, they stole presents from their cousins, took revenge on them for getting presents, and when playing outside, they defecated and urinated on the snow."

Mall Mayhem
Annie: "Later on, mom took the kids to go to the mall to buy a birthday present for their cousin, but it was nothing but appalling."

[Mr. Atoms drops the family off at the mall]

[Eve shoplifts a PB&J Otter DVD]

Camille: "Eve, put that PB&J Otter DVD back."

[Banjo runs to the toy store and shoplifts a Diego plush]

Camille: "Banjo, put that Diego plush back."

[Bubbles spits at an adult man's face]

Camille: "Bubbles, you do not spit at anyone."

[Night places a whoopee cushion on a bench]

Camille: "Night, don't do that."

[Courtland pulls an adult woman's hair]

Camille: "Courtland, let that lady's hair go."

[Charles runs into a Starbucks coffee shop and plays with a cash register]

Camille: "Charles, leave the cash register alone."

[Clayton scratches a security guard in the neck]

Camille: "Clayton, you don't scratch people; it hurts very much."

[Oliver removes his clothes and runs through the mall naked while Camille tries to catch him]

Camille: "Oliver, come back here and put your clothes back on before someone sees you!"

[Ash jumps into a fountain with his clothes on]

Camille: "Ash, come out of the fountain."

[Megan runs to a candy shop and shoplifts a few pieces of candy]

Camille: "Megan, put all of that candy back."

[Danielle runs to an unauthorized area]

Camille: "Danielle, get out of there. You do not have permission to go there."

[Sandy urinates on some plants]

Camille: "Sandy, no! You do not go pee-pee on the plants."

[Binky goes to a Ralph Lauren shop and hits a shopkeeper]

Camille: "Excuse me! Binky, we don't hit people. That is not nice. And come out of the shop."

[Grace goes into an elevator alone]

Camille: "Grace, where are you?"

[Rocky defecates on a bench]

Camille: "Rocky, you do not take a dump on that bench."

[Belinda puts fake doo-doo on the floor, steps back, and sees a man step on it]

[Belinda laughs at that]

Camille: "Belinda, please don't place fake doo-doo on the floor, and it is not funny."

[Matilda goes to the Disney Store and knocks over some toys on a shelf]

Camille: "Matilda, pick up the toys and put them back where they belong."

[Henrietta pushes a security guard to a fountain]

Camille: "Henrietta. No pushing, please."

[Bryce flips off a customer]

Camille: "Bryce, you do not flip people off."

[Ladonna climbs on a gargoyle statue]

Camille: "Ladonna! Get down from there now! You do not climb on the statue."

Annie: "And when the vigintuplets wanted McDonald's when Mom said they were going to have Subway, they threw a very epic tantrum."

Megan: "WE WANT MCDONALD'S!!!!"

Camille: "Not today, we will be having Subway. Now into the stroller you go."

[Camille deposits her vigintuplets into the stroller]

5 minutes later

[Camille and her kids arrive at Subway]

Camille: "Let's look at the menu, kids."

Eve/Binky/Sandy/Megan: "Apple juice!"

Night/Bubbles/Charles/Banjo: "Cheetos!"

Oliver/Danielle/Clayton/Courtland: "Chicken noodle soup!"

Ash/Ladonna/Bryce/Henrietta: "Meatball marinara sandwich!"

Matilda/Rocky/Belinda/Grace: "Chocolate chip cookie!"

Dinner at the Restaurant
Annie: " "

[Binky, Sandy, Megan, Ladonna, Charles, Grace, Courtland, Night, Rocky, Belinda, Ash, Clayton, Henrietta, Danielle, Matilda, Bryce, Banjo, Eve, Oliver, Bubbles and Camille are sitting down at a restaurant]

Camille: "You're having vegetables for your dinner and then you're having fresh fruit salad."

[Bubbles turns his nose at his plate full of cabbage and beets]

Bubbles: "Yuck! I hate cabbage and beets!"

Banjo: "Celery is gross! I don't wanna try it!"

Camille: "Just try them, guys."

Bubbles: "I don't want to eat my beets and cabbages!"

[Clayton picks at his garden vegetable salad]

Clayton: "Carrots, yucky...cucumbers, yucky...onions, yucky and smelly...tomatoes, smelliest...mushrooms, yuckiest...beans, stinky...peas, stinkiest..."

Eve: "Tomatoes and mushrooms are yucky!"

Oliver: "Ew, I hate spinach and broccoli!"

Charles: "Turnips are yucky!"

Ladonna: "And these peppers taste terrible!"

Ash: "Pineapples and shrimp smell awful!"

Binky: "Onions are the yuckiest!"

Banjo: "I hate celery!"

Bryce: "Broccoli is stinky!!"

Sandy: "I don't like salmon."

Matilda: "And I don't like turnips. Care to trade plates, Bryce?"

Bryce: "Sure."

[Matilda trades her turnip plate for Bryce's broccoli plate]

[Bryce eats the turnips whilst Matilda eats the broccoli]

Bryce/Matilda: "All gone."

Binky: "I'll trade my onion plate for your celery plate, Banjo."

Banjo: "Deal!"

[Binky and Banjo swap plates]

[Binky happily eats the celery whilst Banjo eats the onions]

Binky/Banjo: "Finished!"

Bubbles: "I'll trade my cabbage and beets for your pineapple and shrimp, Ash."

Ash: "Sounds good."

[Ash and Bubbles swap their plates]

[Ash eats his newly received cabbage and beets whilst Bubbles eats the pineapple and shrimp]

Bubbles: "Yum, delicious! I like shrimp and pineapple!"

Clayton: "Hey, Ladonna. If you don't want your peppers, do you want my salad?"

Ladonna: "Okay."

[Clayton gives Ladonna his salad bowl while Ladonna gives him her plate full of peppers]

[Clayton chows down on the peppers while Ladonna happily eats the garden vegetable salad]

Ladonna: "I like it, it's delicious!"

Clayton: "I like peppers!"

[Sandy trades her salmon plate for Charles' turnip plate]

[Charles takes a bite of the salmon, chews and then he swallows. He then smiles]

Charles: "I like salmon."

Sandy: "And I like turnips."

[Oliver trades his spinach and broccoli for Eve's plate of mushrooms and tomatoes]

[Oliver takes a bite of the tomatoes and mushrooms and eats them]

Oliver: "I like mushrooms and tomatoes."

Eve: "And I like spinach and broccoli."

[But suddenly, the vigintuplets immediately spit their foods out]

The Vigintuplets: (in unison) "NOT!"

Camille: "Hey, we don't spit."

Camille gets a phone call
[The phone rings]

[Camille answers the phone]

Camille: "Hello, Bedrich Residence, this is Camille speaking."

???: "Camille, it's been a while."

Camille: "Jill, how are you?"

Jill: " "

Camille: " "

Jill: " "

AM Morning
Annie: "When the kids wanted to play outside on the swings, slide, seesaw, merry-go-round and the swimming pool and to have a picnic, and then mom said no. The vigintuplets kicked up their new record high epic tantrum which lasted 20 hours."

[Camille is laying 20 sailor suits on each bed of the vigintuplets]

Rocky: "Mommy, can we "

Camille: "No, not today, we're going to your cousin's birthday party."

Annie: "But Camille would be taking them to a birthday party, which is being held at the community center."

Sandy: "Why do we have to go?"

Binky: "WE DON'T WANNA PUT OUR PARTY CLOTHES ON!"

Sandy: "We look like dorks in Sailor Suits!"

Clayton: "Who do we think we are, Donald Duck?"

[Matilda runs around the house naked]

Camille: "Come on, Mr. Atoms and his bus will be here any minute!"

[Camille grabs Ash, and Ash hits Camille]

3 Hours to Get Ready!
Matilda: "I don't wanna go!"

Binky: "You're stupid and I wish that you die in a train wreck!"

Ash: "Why do we have to go to a stupid party anyway?"

Time to Go!
[Mr Atoms and his bus arrives]

Charles: "I don't like our dorky cousin."

Magic Play Technique
Annie: "I am going to introduce the magic play technique!"

Camille: "So, kids, what are your ideas?"

Bryce: "Let's pretend we are cowboys and cowgirls!"

Camille: "Nice idea!"