Plank Family Revisited/Transcript

One Year Ago...
Announcer: Just a year ago, Jo visited one of the worst children she's ever met!

Lisa: "I WANT MY TREATS, BINKY, AND BOTTLE!"

Blake: YOU ALL BETTER START LIKING PONYO, BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE, AND CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST RIGHT NOW!!!

Tyson: WE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

Announcer: They were so terrible, Jo couldn't get them to change in time.

Jo: I wasn't able to tame most of your older siblings in 7 days... You need to find yourself another nanny from a different television show.

And Now...
Announcer: And now, Jo is returning to the Plank family to try to get the troublemakers to behave one last time.

Jo: You do not throw bowling balls at me and Mike! Now go back to timeout!

Announcer: This time, she's recruiting Mike Ruggles and Deb and Stella from Nanny 911.

Mike: You do not shred the household rules! Now go back to timeout!

Stella: You three are in the Naughty Platform because you hacked Lianne and Lilian's Bluetooth speaker and TV to play Bizarre Uproar and Joshua and the Promised Land. Now stay there for 6, 5, and 4 minutes.

Announcer: But can they get the six to behave for once?

Jo: (pissed) I SAID CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND FINISH YOUR ESSAY!!!

Hope: IF YOU EVER, THEN I AM PACKING UP AND AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE US OR ANY OF OUR FAMILY AGAIN, EVER!!!!!!!

Announcer: Or will it all go down in flames?

[The fire has covered most of the house]

Submission Reel
Jo: Today I am returning to the Plank Family in Hawaii to try again in helping the family. This time, I will be teaming up with Nanny Deb and Stella from Nanny 911 and Mike Ruggles.

Deb: Hello!

Stella: Hi everyone!

Mike: This is gonna be great!

Jo: Let's look at the Submission Reel, shall we?

Hope: Hello! I'm Hope, and I'm back at Supernanny. Once again, my dad is Valentin (45), and I have younger siblings Brooke (19), Kim (18), Tyson (15), Serena (14), Larson (12), Maria (9), Lois (6), Blake (5), Lisa (4), and Lianne and Lilian (3½).

Jo: Look how big they've grown.

Hope: In the last episode, the kids were an amok. Now, they're worse than ever!

[Tyson, Serena, Larson. Lois, Blake, and Lisa are beating up Maria, Lianne, and Lilian]

Deb: Oh my word...

Stella: Now that's got to stop!

Hope: A few months ago, dad had quit his job at the boat and he opened up his own seafood restaurant. He is now spending more time with us, since he spends much of his work time at home.

[We see Valentin on the computer doing work]

Mike: At least dad's at home more often.

Hope: Serena has since broke up with Craig after he was arrested for possessing tons of child pornography.

Jo: I knew there was something wrong with that boy!

Hope: But now she's dating a 24-year-old man named Roger!

[Serena and Roger are seen hugging at the park]

Deb: This relationship needs to be halted immediately!

Hope: Tyson also has a girlfriend, who is 15. However, there are rumors that he got her pregnant.

Hope: Are the rumors true?

Tyson: I don't know! I ask her to do a pregnancy test and she refuses!

Stella: I hope she isn't pregnant! They're way too young to be parents!

Hope: Lois, Blake, and Lisa have practically descended into madness.

Blake: YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PUT ON PONYO FOR US OR WE WILL FORCE YOU TO HATE ON 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY!!!

Lois: LET US LISTEN TO DADDY YANKEE OR WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU!!!

Lisa: LEAVE US ALONE BEFORE WE KILL YOU!!!

Mike: That behavior is totally unacceptable!

Hope: Please come back, Supernanny. I feel like we're on the brink of breaking up at this point!

Jo: Don't worry, Hope! I'm on my way with backup!

Observation begins
[Jo, Deb, Stella, and Mike arrive at the house. Jo knocks on the door and Valentin opens the door]

Valentin: Jo! You're back!

Jo: Long time no see!

Hope: OH MY GOSH!!! JO IS BACK!!!

[Hope runs up to Jo and gives her a big hug]

Jo: It's been a while since I've met you!

Hope: Thank goodness! And who are these people?

Deb: I'm Deb, and this is Stella. We're both from Nanny 911.

Mike: And I'm Mike Ruggles. I work along with Supernanny.

[Brooke, Kim, Maria, Lianne, and Lilian then arrive]

Brooke: OH MY GOODNESS!!!

Kim: JO IS BACK!!!

Maria: YAY!!!

Lianne: THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Lilian: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Jo: It's good to see you all!

Mike: Where are the rest of the children?

Valentin: They should be outside.

[Valentin, Jo, Deb, Stella, and Mike go out on the backyard. They see Tyson and Larson on the chairs watching the 1999 movie "Baby Geniuses" on Tyson's iPad]

Jo: Hello, Tyson and Larson! I'm Jo!

Tyson: Oh god, it's you again! I thought you gave up on us!

Jo: I did, but I have decided to try again.

Larson: Well can't you see we're busy watching Baby Geniuses? And who are these people?

Deb: I am Deb from Nanny 911. And this is Stella, who is also from Nanny 911.

Mike: And I'm Mike Ruggles. I work for Supernanny.

Valentin: Do you know where Serena is?

Tyson: She went out with Roger.

Valentin: Where did they went?

Larson: She never told us.

Jo: Well where are the rest of the kids?

[Suddenly, Jo, Deb, Stella, and Mike are attacked with a bunch of water balloons filled with Coke, Sprite, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Fruit Punch, Lemonade, Orange Juice, Milk, Fake Blood, and Coffee. The balloons blow up on impact on the four and the four are drenched in the liquids]

Jo: Next thing we knew, we were all soaked in various liquids!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa laugh their heads off]

Lois: Welcome back, bitch!

Blake: Hope you enjoyed your nice, warm welcome!

Lisa: And glad you got a gay nanny and those lesbians from Nanny 911 as well! Guess what, you three? You will never change us!

Valentin: YOU THREE DO NOT SPLASH JO, DEB, STELLA, AND MIKE WITH WATER BALLOONS!!! THAT IS IT!!!

[Valentin drags the three to timeout]

Valentin: You three are in timeout because you attacked the nannies with water balloons.

Lois: WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE!!!

Blake: SEND THEM BACK TO THE UK WHERE THEY BELONG!!!

Lisa: THESE ASSHOLES BETTER START LIKING THE 2005 MOVIE "CHICKEN LITTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!

Valentin: NEVER!!! You three stay there and do your time!

Deb: It was a good thing that Valentin took the three straight to timeout.

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa then run outside, break into the family van, and drive off]

Hope: OH MY GOD!!! YOU THREE GET BACK HERE NOW!!!

[Hope chases after the van, but the van speeds up and drives away]

Mike: Wow. I've never seen little children run away like that.

Stella: How did they get so good at driving?

Hope: They play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas a lot. As you can see, Deb, Stella, and Mike, this is what we have to deal with on a daily basis.

Valentin: It's only getting worse as the days go by.

[Meanwhile, the twins drive to Burger King]

Lois: We stole Hope's credit card. We will use it to buy a bunch of food.

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa spend a bunch of money on food]

Blake: I also took my iPad with me. We should watch the 1992 movie "Braindead".

Lisa: Good idea! Let's do it!

[The three watch Braindead while they eat the food]

[15 minutes later, Hope and Valentin arrive]

Hope: I was pissed at the three.

Hope: I cannot believe you three drove off, used my credit card to pay for a bunch of food, and watch Braindead, even though that movie is too inappropriate for you three!

Valentin: Let's go home now!

[They return home, and Hope and Valentin return the three back to their timeouts]

Lois: WE ARE NOT GONNA STAY IN TIMEOUT YOU ASSHOLES!!!

Blake: YEAH!!! WE WANTED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT BURGER KING!!!

Lisa: YOU BETTER START LIKING THE 2004 MOVIE "HOME ON THE RANGE" RIGHT NOW!!!

Hope: We will not start liking Home on the Range because that movie got mixed reviews and barely made money!

Valentin: Stay in timeout right now!

[Blake then hacks the speakers to play Sonic Youth's "Pacific Coast Highway"]

Hope: Turn that off right now! I hate Sonic Youth!

[Lois then hacks the TV to play the 2009 movie "Precious"]

Valentin: We are not watching Precious because that movie is inappropriate! Now turn it off right now!

[Lisa then hacks the speakers to play Butthole Surfers's "The Annoying Song"]

Hope: I hate Butthole Surfers so much! Turn it off now!

[Blake then hacks the TV to play the 2012 movie "Where the Dead Go to Die"]

Valentin: Oh no! We are not watching Where the Dead Go to Die because that movie has atrocious animation and extremely disturbing content! Turn that crap off and return to timeout!

Mike: Also, may I ask how the kids are able to hack the TV and speakers?

Hope: I have no idea, but I guess that they downloaded an app on their iPad and iPod Touches and iPhones that allowed them to take control of the electronics.

[Lois then hacks the speakers to play Waking the Cadaver's "Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist"]

Hope: UGH! Waking the Cadaver is the absolute worst! Turn that off right now!

Maria still feels lonely
Mike: Later in the day, we wanted to go see how Maria was doing.

[Maria is seen watching Kiki's Delivery Service]

Mike: What movie are you watching?

Maria: I'm watching Kiki's Delivery Service. Hope says I have to watch movies like Kiki in my room. Otherwise, Lois, Blake, and Lisa will hack the TV and change it to something worse.

Jo: Do you still hang out with Hope?

Maria: No. Nowadays I barely even get to talk to her because she's too busy dealing with the naughty children. Sometimes I wished they weren't born!

Mike: Well that sucks. I promise you you'll be able to spend more time with Hope.

Maria: Until then, I'll have to talk to my plushies.

[Maria pulls out a Totoro plush]

Maria: Say hello to Jo and Mike, Totoro.

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Maria) Hello, Jo and Mike! I've heard great things about you!

Jo: Hello, Totoro! We're here to help Maria and her family!

Serena and her love life
[Serena arrives at the house]

Serena: I'm back everyone!

Hope: Oh thank goodness! Did Roger molest you?!

Serena: No!

'''Serena: Me and Roger are only friends! Everyone else keeps on thinking we're dating!'''

Jo: Didn't you used to be friends with Craig?

Serena: Yeah, but he got arrested for owning a ton of child pornography. I couldn't believe it! Roger is way better than him!

Stella: How old is Roger?

Serena: 24.

Stella: Serena shouldn't be friends with a grown man at all.

Observation continues
Jo: That evening, the family took a trip to Valentin's restaurant.

Valentin: This is my seafood restaurant! We sell everything from lobsters, fish, sushi, oysters, and more!

Hope: It's got amazing food!

'''Mike: Me, Stella, and Deb got to try out the food. It tasted great!'''

Mike: I love these lobsters!

Stella: And the sushi tastes superb!

Deb: You sure you don't want to eat this?

Jo: No thanks. I'm good.

Jo: Unfortunately, the six savages wanted to cause trouble.

Valentin: Today, we will be watching a movie called "The End of Evangelion".

Lois: NO GAINAX AND PRODUCTION I.G!!!

Valentin: Yes Gainax and Production I.G! We're watching The End of Evangelion and that's final!

Larson: START LIKING PONYO RIGHT NOW!!!

Valentin: Never! Now I'm putting on the movie.

[The movie intro starts playing]

[20 minutes later...]

Tyson: Oh my god! Why do we have to watch this crap?!

Blake: I know. That movie is a ripoff of the 2011 documentary "God Bless Ozzy Osbourne", which was way better!

Lisa: I got an idea! How about we change the movie to the 2018 film "Lords of Chaos"?

Serena: That's a great idea! Let's do it!

[Serena hacks the projector and plays Lords of Chaos]

Larson: Now that's what I call cinema!

Hope: More like now that's what I call crap! Change it back to The End of Evangelion right now!

Lois: MAKE US!!!

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson smash the food and throw the remains at people]

Deb: My word! We're being attacked!

Stella: Why did they have to throw that giant fish at me?!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa then hack the speakers and play Daddy Yankee's "Con Calma"]

Valentin: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU KIDS DOING?!?!

Lisa: THIS IS FOR NOT LETTING US WATCH THE MOVIES WE WANT TO WATCH!!!

Hope: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU LITTLE BRATS!!!

Kim: WHEN WE GET HOME, YOU'RE ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO BED!!!

Brooke: YOU ALSO LOST SERIOUS PRIVILEGES TOMORROW!!!

Valentin: Everytime I play a movie the six don't like at the restaurant, they throw an extreme tantrum.

Valentin: I honestly can't wait to hear what you four have to say!

Family Meeting
Mike: Wow, Jo. You weren't kidding when you said that this family was one of the worst you've ever come across.

Jo: Yeah. If anything, the six troublemakers have gotten worse.

Valentin: People are sick and tired of my restaurant being raided by the six! I'm about to lose the restaurant because of them!

Hope: Not only that, but Lianne and Lilian are gonna have their 4th birthday in a few days, and I don't want a repeat from their last birthday.

Deb: Don't worry. With the help of all four of us, we may be able to tame the naughty children.

Stella: We will also work on making the well-behaved children feel special. We will begin our teachings tomorrow.

House Rules
Jo: In order to regain order in the house, me and Mike implemented the rules.

Mike: The first rule is no yelling or cursing.

Blake: WE CAN YELL AND CURSE AS MUCH AS WE FUCKING WANT TO!!!

Jo: The second rule is to do as you're told.

Tyson: How about no?!

Mike: The third rule is for Serena. Tell your parents and older siblings where exactly you're going and who's coming with you.

Serena: I'm not gonna tell them anything! You don't need to know where I'm going!

Jo: The fourth rule is to not throw temper tantrums.

Lisa: I WANT TO THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS!!! I LOVE TEMPER TANTRUMS!!!

Mike: The fifth rule is no hacking the speakers and TV to play inappropriate movies and music.

Blake: HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS IF YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW THAT ONE!!!

Jo: The sixth and final rule is to treat others the way you want to be treated.

Lois: BOO!!! WE WANT TO WATCH PONYO!!!

Mike: These rules also apply for when you're going to Valentin's restaurant.

Larson: Can they not?

Deb: As for us, we're introducing the Music and Movie Commandments.

Stella: You should only watch movies that are critically acclaimed, are not for babies, and are appropriate for your age.

Deb: The same goes for music.

Lisa: Does that mean no Daddy Yankee?!

Hope: Yes. No more Daddy Yankee.

Blake: EAT MY ASS A THOUSANDS TIMES!!! WE WILL NEVER FOLLOW THESE STUPID COMMANDMENTS!!!

Valentin: Kids, you have to give these rules a try.

Naughty Tuffet and Naughty Platform
'''Jo: Tyson, Serena, and Larson will still use the Naughty Tuffet, and Lois and Blake will still use the Naughty Platform. Lisa will move on from the Super Naughty Pit and be on the Naughty Platform.'''

[We then see Lianne and Lilian are watching the 2004 movie "Howl's Moving Castle" in their room]

Lianne: This movie is awesome!

Lilian: I agree. Hope needs to watch this more often.

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa arrive in their room]

Lois: What the hell is this?!?!

Lianne: We're watching Howl's Moving Castle.

Blake: You're not going to watch Howl's Moving Castle because that movie is so overrated and just as bad as Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya!

Lilian: If you hate it so much, then leave!

Lisa: No! As a matter of fact, we're hacking your Bluetooth speaker right now!

[Lisa hacks the Bluetooth speaker and plays Bizarre Uproar's "Viha and Kiima - Side C"]

Lianne: What in the world?!?!

Lilian: It's so loud!

Lois: Bizarre Uproar is so underrated!

Blake: I know! It's just as good as Merzbow, Masonna, Hanatarash, C.C.C.C., and other noise artists!

Lisa: You two better start liking this right now or we'll smash your VHS tapes!

[Deb and Stella arrive]

Deb: What is going on?

Lianne: Lois, Blake, and Lisa hacked our Bluetooth speaker and started playing Bizarre Uproar.

Stella: You three are not allowed to listen to Bizarre Uproar because they're too inappropriate for you. This is your warning. Turn it off or you three will go on the Naughty Platform.

Lois: NEVER!!!

[Lois hacks the TV and plays the 2003 film "Joshua and the Promised Land"]

Lisa: Now that's what I called cinema!

Deb: We are not watching Joshua and the Promised Land because that movie has atrocious CGI and extremely negative reviews! That's it! You three go to the Naughty Platform right now!

[Deb and Stella escort the three to timeout]

Stella: You three are in the Naughty Platform because you hacked Lianne and Lilian's Bluetooth speaker and TV to play Bizarre Uproar and Joshua and the Promised Land. Now stay there for 6, 5, and 4 minutes.

Lois: NO NAUGHTY PLATFORM!!!

Deb: Yes Naughty Platform! You're staying there and that's final!

Blake: START LIKING THE SHAGGS'S "PHILOSOPHY OF THE WORLD" ALBUM RIGHT NOW!!!

Stella: We will not like the Philosophy of the World album because it is awful! We will not debate this with you! Stay on the Naughty Platform.

Lisa: I thought the Super Naughty Pit was bad, but it's nothing compared to the Naughty Platform!

[Lisa hacks the TV and plays the music video to Cannibal Corpse's "Code of the Slashers"]

Hope: Turn that off right now! Cannibal Corpse is too inappropriate for you!

[Blake hacks the speakers and plays Pinkfong's "Baby Shark"]

Valentin: Turn that off! Pinkfong is for babies!

[Lois hacks the TV and plays Masonna's "Like A Vagina" tour video]

Kim: Oh my god! Masonna is so loud and inappropriate! Turn off that video right now!

[Blake hacks the speakers to play The Shaggs's "My Pal Foot Foot"]

Brooke: What is wrong with you three?! The Shaggs is so horrible! I'm unplugging the speakers, so you can't hack it anymore!

[Lisa hacks the TV and plays the 1993 movie "Poetic Justice"]

Jo: You three are not watching Poetic Justice because that movie is rated R. Now I'll be temporarily unplugging the TV so you three won't hack it.

Lisa: MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Blake: IF WE CAN'T HACK THE SPEAKERS NOR TV, THEN WE'RE RUNNING AWAY!!!

[The three run outside and attempt to break in the family van]

Hope: Nice try! I've installed new anti-car theft locks and software so you can't break in and drive off.

Lois: THEN WE'RE TAKING OUR BIKES!!!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa get on their bikes and ride away]

Hope: This time, I wasn't gonna let them run off.

[Hope, Jo, Deb, and Stella get on the van and start to follow the three]

Lois: Shit! They're following us!

Blake: Good thing I bought a cherry bomb!

[Blake throws a cherry bomb at the van. It explodes and ruins the front window of the car]

Hope: DAMNIT!!! NOW WE CAN'T SEE!!!

[Hope drives off to the side and cleans the front window]

Jo: By the time we got the front window cleaned, the three kids were long gone.

[We then cut to a sushi buffet]

Lisa: I got Valentin and Hope's wallets. We will use it to pay for the food.

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa get a bunch of sushi]

Blake: I also stole Tyson's iPad, so we will watch the 2017 movie "Surf's Up 2: WaveMania".

Lois: That's awesome! Let's watch it now!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa watch Surf's Up 2: WaveMania while they eat their sushi]

[30 minutes later, Hope, Jo, Deb, and Stella arrive]

Hope: I cannot believe you three ran away with your bikes, nearly got me to crash after you threw a cherry bomb at the front window, used me and Valentin's wallets to pay for a bunch of sushi at the buffet, and used Tyson's iPad to watch Surf's Up 2: WaveMania, even though that movie was critically panned by critics!

Jo: When we get home, you three will go straight to bed, and you have lost serious privileges.

Lose What You Like and Get What You Hate
Hope: Since you three were bad yesterday, you have lost all of your movies and music. They will be replaced by good movies and music.

Lois: FUCK THAT SHIT!!! WE WANT OUR MOVIES AND MUSIC BACK!!!

Blake: GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Lisa: YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK OR START HATING ON KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, SPIRITED AWAY, AND THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA RIGHT NOW!!!

Valentin: Never! Now we're gonna be watching the 2016 movie "La La Land". Get ready.

Lois, Blake, and Lisa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The movie intro begins playing]

[20 minutes into the film...]

Tyson: Oh my god! I can't take this movie anymore!

Larson: Me too! That movie is a ripoff of the 2008 movie "Sunday School Musical", which was way better!

Maria: Seriously? La La Land is not a ripoff of Sunday School Musical. Besides, Sunday School Musical got negative reviews.

Blake: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M CHANGING THE MOVIE TO BOKU NO PICO!!!

[Blake hacks the TV and plays Boku no Pico]

Mike: Next thing we knew, Blake hacks the TV and changes the movie to Boku no Pico!

Lisa: Now that's better!

Serena: This is what a REAL romantic movie looks like!

Hope: We are not watching Boku no Pico because that movie sexually exploits little boys and is terrible! Change it back to La La Land right now!

Lois: HOW ABOUT NO?!?!

[Mike grabs the remote from Blake and changes it back to La La Land]

Mike: This is your warning. Change it again and you're going to timeout.

Blake: FUCK OFF, CUNT!!!

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa flip the bird at Mike]

[Mike then takes the six to timeout]

Mike: You are all going on timeout because you changed the movie to Boku no Pico, cursed at me, and flipped the bird at me.

Tyson: WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO TIMEOUT!!! AND I AM ESPECIALLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LOSE WHAT YOU LIKE AND GET WHAT YOU HATE SHIT!!!

Serena: LET US OUT RIGHT NOW OR GIVE US BACK OUR MOVIES AND MUSIC!!!

Larson: I AGREE WITH TYSON AND SERENA!!! EITHER LET US OUT OR GIVE US BACK OUR MOVIES AND MUSIC!!! WHICH ONE ARE YOU GONNA PICK?!?!

Mike: I'm picking "You will stay there in timeout and you will not get your movies and music back with this attitude of yours"!

Lois: FUCK YOU MIKE!!!

Blake: YEAH!!! FUCK YOU!!! GO TAKE JOJO AND THOSE LESBIANS FROM NANNY 911 AWAY!!!

Lisa: YOU FOUR NANNIES BETTER START HATING ON OLD SIMPSONS EPISODES AND START LIKING NEW SIMPSONS EPISODES RIGHT NOW!!!

[Mike ignores these comments and walks away]

Diverse Music and Movies
Jo: Since Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa only like bad music and movies, I will introduce them to Diverse Music and Movies.

Jo: So what movies do you like?

Blake: We like movies that are critically panned by critics, are for babies, and are inappropriate for us.

Larson: One of our favorite movies is the 2008 movie "Ponyo".

Mike: What about music?

Lisa: Like movies, we likes songs that are critically panned by critics, are for babies, and are inappropriate for us.

Tyson: The Shaggs, Daddy Yankee, Masonna, Cannibal Corpse, 6ix9ine, and Metallica's "St. Anger" and "Lulu" are some of our favorites.

Jo: Well you need to start gaining a diverse collection of movies and music. You can start by liking movies and music that received mixed ratings.

Mike: Drake's "Scorpion" album is a good start.

Lois: We only listen to Drake's Scorpion and Views album. Dark Lane Demo Tapes is above average, and anything above average is trash!

Jo: Well for movies, you can watch movies like the 2000 movie "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". It has a 50% score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Larson: We would prefer to watch the 2018 movie "The Grinch".

Serena: We also prefer to watch Illumination because their movies are very bland and are only for the most common audience, like soccermoms.

Mike: Well why don't you trying watching Pixar movies like The Incredibles 2, Monsters University, Finding Dory, Cars 3, or Toy Story 4. Despite people being divided on whether or not these movies are good, they still have the classic Pixar charm that they are known for.

Blake: The only Pixar movies we watch are Cars 2 and The Good Dinosaur. However, we will give the sequels you've mentioned a chance.

[The six put on The Incredibles 2]

Toy Confiscation
Deb: It was time for us to get out the next technique: Toy Confiscation.

Stella: For this one, each of you kids will pick 10 toys to keep. The rest of the toys will go in this giant bin.

[Maria, Lianne, and Lilian all oblige to sort out the toys they will keep. Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa, however, didn't want to]

Tyson: Why do we have to do this shit?

Valentin: Because you kids take your toys for granted. This will help you appreciate your toys.

Serena: No it won't! How will I appreciate toys if I can only play with 10?

Hope: You should be lucky you have any toys at all! There are plenty of kids in this world who don't have any toys at all!

Larson: Well that's their problem, not ours!

Lois: Does that also mean we have to do the same for our movies and music?

Deb: Yes. You each will get to keep 10 movies and 10 music albums. Singles count as albums too.

Blake: Well we're all keeping Ponyo! We cannot live without Ponyo!

Lisa: However, I will not get rid of any of my movies and albums! I will not participate in this stupid Toy Confiscation thing at all!

Brooke: Lisa, you are going to do this.

Lisa: MAKE ME!!!

[Lisa grabs the bin and runs outside with it]

Valentin: GET BACK HERE!!!

[Lisa throws the bin in the fireplace, ruining it]

'''Stella: We couldn't believe that this little girl threw the Toy Confiscation bin in a fireplace! That was really dangerous!'''

[Hope takes Lisa to the Naughty Platform]

Hope: You're in timeout because you threw the Toy Confiscation bin in the fireplace.

Lois: FUCK MY ASS!!!

Blake: IF SHE HAS TO GO TO TIMEOUT, THEN SO DO WE!!!

[Lois and Blake hack the TV and play Cars 2]

Brooke: Turn that movie off right now! Cars 2 is one of Pixar's worst movies!

[Lois and Blake ignore this, and hack the speakers to play Brighter Death Now's "Bad (Michael Jackson cover)"]

Kim: We are not listening to Brighter Death Now because he is too noisy!

[Valentin puts Blake and Lois in the Naughty Platform]

Valentin: You two are in the Naughty Platform because you hacked the TV and speakers to play Cars 2 and Brighter Death Now.

Lois: WE DON'T CARE!!! CARS 2 AND BRIGHTER DEATH NOW ARE MUCH BETTER THAN WALL-E AND THE BEATLES!!!

Blake: START LIKING MERZBOW'S "PULSE DEMON" ALBUM RIGHT NOW!!!

Valentin: I will not like Merzbow at all! Now stay there!

Deb: Eventually, the rest of the kids got the toys all sorted out.

Tyson: Will we ever see the rest of the toys again?

Stella: Yes. If you behave, then you will get one toy from the bin.

Deb: However, if you misbehave, then one of your toys will have to go in the bin.

Hope: Since Lois, Blake, and Lisa are misbehaving extremely badly, they've lost all of their toys.

Lois: WE DON'T CARE!!!

Blake: WE WILL USE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO BUY NEW ONES!!!

Lisa: AND WE WILL FORCE YOU TO START LIKING BIZARRE UPROAR'S "MUSTA ROTTA" RIGHT NOW!!!

Maria: I don't like Bizarre Uproar at all!

Lianne: And we aren't going to like Musta Rotta because of its gruesome cover and noisy sound!

Lilian: I agree with Lianne! Michael Jackson is much better!

Lianne and Lilian's 4th Birthday Party Riot
'''Hope: Today was Lianne and Lilian's 4th birthday. They both chose to have it be a Spirited Away-themed party.'''

Tyson: Jesus Christ. I thought the Smurfs theme was bad, but this is even worse!

Serena: I agree! The party should be Masonna-themed!

Larson: I agree with you, Serena! Masonna is an amazing noise artist!

Lois: Better yet, the party should be Perfect Blue-themed!

Blake: I agree! That movie is rated R, and contains some extreme moments!

Lisa: I'm fine with either a Masonna or Perfect Blue-themed party.

Hope: The party can't be Masonna-themed because Masonna is too noisy and is inappropriate. It also can't be Perfect Blue-themed because the movie is good, but it's too inappropriate for Lianne and Lilian.

Kim: We only watch Perfect Blue at night when the younger kids are asleep.

Blake: Well I hope we're gonna watch Ponyo at the party.

Valentin: We're not watching Ponyo at the party. Seriously, you kids need to behave and not cause chaos like the last party, okay?

Lisa: Whatever!

[The guests soon arrive]

[Brooke gets out the cake, which is a beautiful portrait of one scene from the Spirited Away movie]

Lianne: This is awesome!

Lilian: The cake looks beautiful!

Mike: Everything was going perfectly...

[Lianne and Lilian blow out the candles]

Everyone: HOORAY!!!

Stella: And then came the riot!

[Tyson splashes the cake with a water hose. Serena and Larson follow it with smashing the cake with hammers and axes]

Lianne: NOT AGAIN!!!

Lilian: THIS IS A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR!!!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa throw a cherry bomb at the remains of the cake. It explodes and completely razes the cake and destroys the table that the cake was on]

Hope: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Brooke: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SIX?!?!

Kim: THIS IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!

Valentin: HOW DARE YOU SIX DESTROY THE CAKE AND BLOW UP THE TABLE!!!

Tyson: WE DARED AND WE DID!!!

Serena: SCREW YOUR SLIMY GUTS!!! DRIVE ME FUCKING NUTS!!!

Larson: YEAH!!! FUCK LIANNE AND LILIAN!!!

Lois: YOU TWO DON'T DESERVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT ALL!!!

Blake: AND THAT PARTY ESPECIALLY SHOULDN'T BE SPIRITED AWAY-THEMED!!!

Lisa: YOU BETTER MAKE THE PARTY THEMED AS THE BLACK METAL BAND MAYHEM RIGHT NOW!!!

Deb: We were so angry, that we sent the six straight to their rooms.

Jo: You six are going to spend the rest of the day in your rooms because you destroyed the cake and the table. I will also lock the door so you won't escape!

[Jo locks the door]

[We cut back to the party]

Lianne: (crying) The party is ruined...

Lilian: (crying) Why did Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa had to do this?

Maria: It's okay. One of my friend's parents works at a bakery, and they baked a spare cake just in case the other one was smashed.

Hope: We also have plenty of tables. Plus, the six didn't destroy the presents. Why not open them?

Lianne and Lilian: Sure!

[Cut to: Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa are in their rooms listening to Burzum's "Filosofem" album]

Tyson: This is stupid! Why did Jo and the other stupid nannies lock us up?

Blake: I know! This is child abuse!

Lisa: At least we have our vinyl player so we can listen to some black metal.

[Suddenly, the door busts down]

Roger: Are you kids okay?!

Serena: ROGER!!!

[Serena gives Roger a big hug]

Larson: Wait, you got your boyfriend to help us escape?

Roger: Yes. And no, we're not dating!

Serena: Hey Roger. Wanna team up with us to ruin Lianne and Lilian's party for good?

Roger: Hell yeah! I always wanted to start mischief with you six!

[Cut to: The party-goers crowd around the projector as Spirited Away start playing]

Lianne: With the six brats in their rooms, this movie night shouldn't be ruined!

Hope: I also made you all cupcakes.

Lilian: Thanks, Hope! You're the best!

[Suddenly, the projector shuts off]

Valentin: Dang it! I checked the projector before I turned it on. It should've been working!

Brooke: Here. I'll check it again.

''The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.''

Hope: No... it can't be...

[The Texas Chainsaw Massacre starts playing. The movie cuts to Sally being tormented by the murderous family]

''Sally: STOP!!! NO!!!''

Mike: It was hard to watch Sally scream her head off as the family mocked and tortured her!

Valentin: Who... the hell... CHANGED THE MOVIE?!?!

Tyson: IT WAS ME, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, AND LISA!!!

Roger: AND I BROKE THEM OUT OF THEIR PRISONS!!! EVERYONE WILL NOW PAY!!!

[Roger grabs a chainsaw, turns it on, and slices the spare cake and table in half]

Maria: HOLY CRAP!!! YOU ALL HAVE SNAPPED!!!

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson throw the cupcakes at the party-goers]

Hope: DAMNIT!!! I GOT CUPCAKES ALL OVER ME!!!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa hack the speakers to Carcass's "Inpropagation"]

Lois: DEATH BY DEATH METAL!!!

Blake: THIS IS FOR EVERYTHING!!!

Lisa: THE REIGN OF JO, MIKE, DEB, AND STELLA ENDS TODAY!!!

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, Lisa, and Roger throw cherry bombs at the presents, projector, speakers, and food. They explode and obliterate the presents, projector, speakers, and food]

Roger: GET FREAKING REKT!!! DON'T MESS WITH US!!!

'''Jo: Oh... my... word. This was even worse than their previous blowout!'''

Party-Goer #1: This is ridiculous! Let's get out of here!

Party-Goer #2: I agree! I am now all dirty from those cupcakes!

[All the party-goers flee the area. Even Maria, Lianne, and Lilian ran into the house and into their rooms in fear]

Lianne: (crying) We can't believe the six ruined our party...

Lilian: (crying) I know. This is the worst thing they've ever done...

[Cut to: Maria in her room talking to Totoro]

Maria: Totoro... the six brats ruined the party and Serena's boyfriend even came and ruined it!

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Maria) That sucks!

Maria: I know. (starts crying) Our lives will never be normal...

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Maria) Don't be sad, Maria! How about we watch the 2014 movie "Mr. Peabody & Sherman"?

Maria: That's a great idea! Let's turn it on!

[Cut to: Valentin, Hope, Brooke, and Kim raging at the seven]

Valentin: TYSON, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, LISA, AND ROGER!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE WORST THINGS YOU HAVE EVER DONE!!!

Hope: YOU DON'T EVER SMASH THE CAKE AND TABLE, CHANGE THE MOVIE TO THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, CHAINSAW THE SPARE CAKE AND TABLE, THROW CUPCAKES AT THE PARTY-GOERS, HACK THE SPEAKERS TO PLAY CARCASS, AND USE CHERRY BOMBS TO DEMOLISH THE PRESENTS, PROJECTOR, SPEAKERS, AND FOOD!!!

Brooke: YOU ASSHOLES ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, LOST ALL PRIVILEGES FOR A WEEK, AND WILL BE FORCED TO DO COMMUNITY SERVICES IN THE HOMELESS SHELTER, ANIMAL SHELTER, SENIOR CARE CENTER, AND JUVENILE DETENTION CENTER DURING THAT WEEK!!!

Kim: AND ROGER, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM SEEING SERENA EVER AGAIN!!! NOW GET OFF OF OUR PROPERTY BEFORE WE HAVE YOU CHARGED WITH TRESPASSING AND DATING WITH A MINOR!!!

[Roger leaves out of fear]

Jo: And as for the six of you, go straight to bed right now!

[The six cry as they run straight to their rooms]

Tyson: FUCK JO, MIKE, DEB, AND STELLA!!!

Serena: THEY HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED MY LIFE!!!

Larson: I WILL NOT BE DOING ANY COMMUNITY SERVICES AT ALL!!!

Lois: I'D RATHER STAY AT HOME AND LISTEN TO DADDY YANKEE!!!

Blake: AND I'D RATHER STAY HOME AND WATCH PONYO!!!

Lisa: VALENTIN, HOPE, BROOKE, KIM, MARIA, LIANNE, AND LILIAN WILL ALL PAY FOR THIS SHIT!!!

[The six cry as they go to bed]

Jo: After that disaster, it was time for me, Mike, Deb, and Stella to leave.

Valentin: This next portion shouldn't be too difficult, since the six brats are punished.

Hope: I hope things work well.

Family Test Run
[We see the family driving to a homeless shelter]

Hope: As part of your punishment, you six will be doing community services in the homeless shelter.

Tyson; Fuck that shit!

Blake: Yeah! We'd rather stay home and watch the 1987 movie "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie"!

Hope: You're not gonna be watching that crap because it received extremely negative reviews! Now you're gonna be working here while me and the rest of the kids watch Animaniacs. See you at 4 PM!

[Hope drives off]

Serena: Wait, it's 10 AM. I'm not gonna be staying at this shithole until 4 PM!

Lisa: I agree! I bet the people there are gonna smell bad and be addicted to drugs and act all crazy!

Larson: Well guys, we have no choice. Plus, Valentin installed these trackers on our ankles, so if we try to bail out, they'll know and we'll be in even bigger trouble. I think it's best to get the community service thing over with.

[The six go inside the shelter and go to the manager's officer]

Tyrone: Hello! I'm Tyrone Johnson, and I'm the manager of the homeless shelter. Are you kids her to do some service?

Tyson: Yes sir. Our parents are forcing us to do this as part of our punishment.

Tyrone: Well there are plenty of things to do. I will assign the older kids to the kitchen, while the younger ones can entertain our visitors.

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson go to the kitchen while Lois, Blake, and Lisa go to one of the rooms]

Lois: Hello. We're here to entertain you. What's your name?

Elizabeth: Oh I'm Elizabeth. I've been homeless for most of my life. In fact, this is one of the only few times I've been in a homeless shelter. This is the best one I've been in in my opinion.

Blake: Well what do you want us to do?

Elizabeth: I'd like to listen to music, more specifically old school musicians like Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Otis Redding, and more.

Lisa: Ew! All of these musicians are overrated and they suck! How about we show you Daddy Yankee?

Elizabeth: Who's Daddy Yankee?

Blake: He's this awesome musician! I was able to sneak in my iPod. I'll show you some of his songs.

Elizabeth: Okay. You three come in,

[The three enter. Blake connects the iPod to a speaker]

Blake: This song is called Dura.

[Daddy Yankee's "Dura" plays]

Elizabeth: Uh, I don't like this one that much.

Lisa: Give it a chance! It's getting good.

[30 seconds later...]

Elizabeth: Yeah, I'm not buying it.

Blake: (turning off the song) You're no fun! Let's go somewhere else!

[Cut to: Serena and Larson are cooking food in the kitchen while Tyson serves it]

Tyson: This is so boring! Why do we have to do this crap?!

Serena: I know! I'm not even good at cooking!

Larson: Hey! There's a speaker over there!

[The speaker is playing "What More Can I Say" by JAY-Z]

Tyson: Ugh, I hate JAY-Z so much! His rapping is crap! 6ix9ine and Lil Pump are much better rappers!

Serena: I have an idea! Let's change the song to Better by Lil Yachty and Stefflon Don!

Larson: That's a great idea! Let's do it!

[Serena hacks the speaker and changes the song to Better by Lil Yachty and Stefflon Don]

Worker: Excuse me, but I was listening to JAY-Z.

Tyson: Too bad! Lil Yachty is so much better!

Worker: I don't like Lil Yachty, nor do I like mumble rappers in general!

Larson: Well get used to it! This is what real music sounds like!

[Cut to: Lois, Blake, and Lisa are watching The Lego Movie with a homeless family]

Lisa: Oh my god! Why do we have to watch The Lego Movie?! It is so overrated!

Homeless Dad: Well our kids like it.

Homeless Son: Yeah! Our parents saved up all of their money to buy us a ticket to that movie. It was awesome!

Homeless Daughter: It holds a special place in our hearts!

Blake: Well this sucks! We're about to show you four what a real movie looks like!

[Blake changes the movie to the 1993 movie "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story"]

Homeless Mom: Turn that off! We don't like We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story because it has negative reviews!

Lois: No! You four are going to like this movie!

Lisa: Don't make us force you to listen to Cannibal Corpse!

Homeless Dad: Get out of here! You kids are not entertaining us at all!

[Cut to: Tyson begins throwing food at the homeless people]

Tyson: Here's your food, assholes!

Serena: You know what?! I'm done with this shit!

[Serena gets the pots of food and dumps it on the floor]

Worker: What are you doing?!

Larson: We're done here!

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson run outside]

Tyson: Quick! Let's go to Target!

[The three run to Target]

Serena: Let's shoplift a bunch of stuff!

Larson: Great idea! We will shoplift a bunch of bad movies, bad music albums, junk food, useless products, and baby toys!

[The three shoplift tons of bad movies, bad music albums, junk food, useless products, and baby toys]

Tyson: Ha ha! We got so much free stuff!

[Suddenly, a police car shows up]

Officer: I can't believe you three shoplifts hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise at Target! You know I can have you three arrested and charged, right?

Tyson: FUCK OFF, PIGGY!!!

Serena: YEAH!!! YOU KILL INNOCENT BLACK MEN!!!

Larson: TRY KILLING US, MR. I GOT BULLIED IN SCHOOL SO I WILL BECOME A COP AND TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON A BUNCH OF INNOCENT PEDESTRIANS!!!

Officer: You do not disrespect a police officer like that! You three get in the car right now!

[The three go in the car, and the officer drives them to the homeless shelter, where Hope is waiting]

Hope: I am very disappointed in your behaviors! Tyson, Serena, and Larson, you do not hack the speakers to play Lil Yachty, throw food at the homeless people, dump the food on the floor, run away to Target, shoplift a bunch of stuff, and disrespect a police officer! And Lois, Blake, and Lisa, you three do not make the homeless people listen to Daddy Yankee and watch We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story!

Tyrone: Because of this behavior, you six are banned from the shelter.

Tyson: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Serena: YOU SHOULD'VE DONE THAT WHEN WE FIRST GOT HERE!!!

Larson: ALSO, THOSE HOMELESS FUCKS DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN A NICE SHELTER LIKE THIS!!!

Lois: I AGREE WITH LARSON!!! THEY SHOULD BE ROTTING IN THE STREETS!!!

Blake: BETTER YET, THEY SHOULD BE EXECUTED!!!

Lisa: YEAH!!! KILL ALL HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!

'''Hope: I couldn't believe what they were saying! They were speaking like an evil dictator!'''

Hope: YOU SIX DO NOT DISRESPECT THE HOMELESS LIKE THAT!!! THAT IS IT!!! WHEN WE GET HOME, YOUR PRIVILEGE LOSSES WILL BE EXTENDED BY TWO WEEKS!!! YOU WILL ALSO BE FORCED TO WATCH THE 1998 MOVIE "MULAN" WITH US, AND THEN HAVE TO STAY AT HOME AND WRITE AND ESSAY ON WHAT YOU DID WRONG AND WHY IT WAS WRONG WHILE THE REST OF US GO TO VALENTIN'S RESTAURANT!!!

Blake: FUCK THAT SHIT!!! WE'D RATHER WATCH THE 2019 LION KING REMAKE INSTEAD!!!

Hope: I DON'T CARE!!! GET IN THE FUCKING VAN NOW!!!

[Later on in the day, the family went out to Valentin's restaurant]

Valentin: Today, we will be watching a movie called "Surf's Up".

Maria: Awesome! I love Surf's Up, as it's an amazing movie. It's certainly a lot better than its sequel!

[The movie intro starts playing]

[Meanwhile back at the home, Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa are forced to write an essay on what they did wrong in the homeless shelter and why it was wrong]

Tyson: This essay sucks!

Larson: I know. I'd rather watch the 2006 movie "Everyone's Hero"!

Blake: You know what? Fuck this essay! Let's all rip it up and destroy the house!

Lisa: That's a great idea! This will teach them!

[The six rip up their essays and throw the pieces at the fireplace]

Serena: I will invite my boyfriend- I mean, friend Roger over so he can trash the house with me!

[Tyson and Larson get hammers and smash the TV with it]

Larson: This is for not letting us watch our movies!

[Lisa then gets out the CD player and blasts it with Revenge's "Behold.Total.Rejection"]

Blake: Is that Revenge?!

Lisa: Yeah! We're gonna be blasting that shit while we take down this shithole!

[Cut to: Maria, Lianne, and Lilian eating sushi]

Lianne: Hey Kim. When we get home, how about we have a movie night?

Kim: Sure! What movie do you want to watch?

Lilian: We should watch the 2019 film "Pokémon Detective Pikachu"!

Maria: How about the 2020 film "SCOOB!"?

Kim: I'd prefer if we watch Detective Pikachu, since that movie has better ratings.

Maria: Sure. I like Detective Pikachu too.

[Cut to: Roger arrives at the house]

Serena: Thank goodness you're here! Wanna trash the house?

Roger: Sure!

[Serena and Roger use chainsaws to slice up the couches]

Roger: Is that Revenge I hear?

Serena: Yeah. Lisa put on Behold.Total.Rejection to get us pumped up.

Roger: Awesome! That's one of my favorite albums from them!

[We see Lois, Blake, and Lisa trash up Maria's room]

Lisa: I got her stupid Totoro plush!

Blake: Let's sentence it to death!

Lois: Yeah! The method of execution will be shredding!

[They go outside and turn on the lawn mower]

Blake: Any last words?

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Lisa) Fuck you! My movie is better than Ponyo's!

Blake: HOW DARE YOU HATE ON PONYO!!! THAT'S IT!!!

[Blake runs over Totoro with the lawn mower, shredding the plush to tons of pieces]

Lois: Wow! He got rekt!

Blake: I can't wait to see Maria's stupid face as she sees her beloved plush shredded beyond recognition!

[We then see Tyson, Serena, Larson, and Roger have a major food fight in the kitchen]

[Tyson throws gallons of milk at the fridge and oven]

[Serena throws the microwave at the floor, which is covered in soda]

[Larson throws fruits and cans of sodas at the cabinets]

[Roger dismantles the tables with hammers and axes]

Tyson: This is so fun!

Serena: I know! This is revenge for trying to ban Roger!

Roger: They will shit their pants when they see this!

Larson: I know! This will teach them not to mess with us!

[We cut to Lois, Blake, and Lisa trashing Lianne and Lilian's room]

[Lois slams the TV on the floor, breaking it]

[Blake splashes milk, soda, and lemonade on their beds]

[Lisa smashes their toys and destroys their music albums]

Tyson: Hey you three! I got spray paint! Let's spray paint the walls!

Blake: Good idea! Let's do it!

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, Lisa, and Roger spray paints the walls]

[Tyson spray paints a Nazi swastika in Hope's room]

[Serena spray paints boobs in the living room]

[Larson spray paints Maria being killed by Freddy Krueger and "GET REKT MARIA!!!" in Maria's room]

[Lois spray paints "XXX" and Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella being shot to death by a firing squad in Valentin's room]

[Blake spray paints "PONYO YES KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE NO" in the outdoor patio]

[Lisa spray paints vaginas and the communist symbol "Hammer and Sickle" in Brooke and Kim's room]

[Roger spray paints "ROGER WAS HERE" and he and Serena kissing in Lianne and Lilian's room]

[Cut to: The rest of the family driving home]

Hope: Hey, dad. I got a weird feeling.

Valentin: What feeling?

Hope: A feeling that the six have done something horrible.

Valentin: Don't worry, Hope. I'm sure the six did their essays without trouble.

[The family arrive home, only to find the seven covering the house with toilet paper]

Valentin: When I saw the seven vandalize my house, I got so angry, that I can't describe it.

Valentin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!

Hope: AND ROGER, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BE WITH SERENA!!!

Roger: I can hang out with Serena if I want to, bitch!

Serena: And that's the least of your worries!

Brooke: What do you mean?

Kim: What did you all do?

Blake: Go inside. We've decided to make some home improvements in the house.

Hope: I SWEAR IF YOU-

[Hope enters the house and is met with the crazy mess]

Hope: When I saw the spray paint, the demolished TV, the invaded kitchen, and the huge holes on the walls, I almost fainted.

Hope: (furious) TYSON, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, LISA, AND ROGER!!! WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK OF ALL FUCKS DID YOU ALL DO?!?!

Tyson: Like Blake said, we made some improvements.

Valentin: YOU CALL THAT "IMPROVEMENT"?!?! YOU HAVE ALL GONE TOO FAR!!!

Lianne: OH MY GOD!!! THEY'VE DESTROYED MY ROOM!!!

Lilian: AND THEY SMASHED ALL OF OUR VINYLS!!!

Maria: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hope, Brooke, Kim, and Valentin run outside to find Maria crying hysterically]

Hope: OH MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

Maria: (crying hysterically) they destroyed my totoro plush...

Larson: Whoops. Looks like he got caught while Blake was mowing.

Brooke: This was the final straw.

Hope: TYSON, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, AND LISA!!! I TRUSTED YOU SIX TO DO YOUR ESSAYS AND BEHAVE ALONE WHILE ME AND THE OTHERS WERE GOING TO THE RESTAURANT!!! THE FACT THAT YOU ALL THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO VANDALIZE THE WALLS, START A MAJOR FOOD FIGHT IN THE KITCHEN, DESTROY ALL THE TOYS AND KILL MARIA'S TOTORO PLUSH, SMASH THE TVS, COVER THE HOUSE IN TOILET PAPER, AND BUST HUGE HOLES ON THE WALLS IS BEYOND ME!!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ON HOW ANGRY YOU ALL ARE ABOUT THE NEW RULES!!! THERE ARE MUCH BETTER WAYS TO HANDLE YOUR ANGER!!! THAT IS SO IT!!! I HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! YOU ALL ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO BED!!! YOUR GROUNDINGS ARE EXTENDED TO A MONTH!!! AND I WILL TAKE YOU SIX TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON SO THE CORRECTION OFFICERS AND PRISONERS CAN GIVE YOU A WAKE UP CALL SO YOU CAN BEHAVE FOR ONCE!!! NOW GO TO BED!!!

[The six cry hysterically as they dash to their rooms]

Valentin: And Roger, you have 10 seconds to leave my house or I will be beating you to a pulp! I've learned karate while I was working in the ship, so I recommend that you don't test me!

[Roger runs out of the house in fear]

Valentin: After the kids went to bed and Roger ran out of the house, Maria, Lianne, and Lilian broke down.

[Maria, Lianne, and Lilian break down in tears]

Maria: (crying) We're not gonna be able to do this... we're not strong enough to stop them...

Lianne: (crying) It doesn't matter how many nannies we get... none of them will be able to tame those brats...

Lilian: (crying) I want them all gone... please... put them up for adoption... please... we can't handle them anymore...

Hope: Look, I am so sorry for what these little shits are doing. If I knew they were gonna do all of this, I would've just taken them to the restaurant! Or at the very least had someone watch them, but for some reason I didn't!

Brooke: Told you leaving them alone was a bad idea.

Hope: But still, I am determined that we will get them to behave! I promise you, their reign in this house will be over!

Maria: (crying) Well... please get me totoro back... i already miss him so much... you know how special he is to me... he was the only one that cared about me... and now he's gone...

Hope: When Maria told me how much Totoro cared about her, I cried so hard, I almost flooded the house with my tears!

[Hope cries as she hugs Maria, Lianne, Lilian]

Valentin: I think it's time to go to bed. It's been a long day.

DVD Meeting
Jo: We've been gone for a few days now, and it's time to host a DVD meeting.

[Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella arrive at the hotel]

Mike: So before we start, why did you all move here?

Valentin: We have to move here since there's some construction going inside the home.

Deb: What construction?

Hope: You'll see in a moment.

Stella: Well let's start the DVD, shall we?

[Serena and Larson are cooking food in the kitchen while Tyson serves it]

''Tyson: This is so boring! Why do we have to do this crap?!''

''Serena: I know! I'm not even good at cooking!''

''Larson: Hey! There's a speaker over there!''

[The speaker is playing "What More Can I Say" by JAY-Z]

''Tyson: Ugh, I hate JAY-Z so much! His rapping is crap! 6ix9ine and Lil Pump are much better rappers!''

''Serena: I have an idea! Let's change the song to Better by Lil Yachty and Stefflon Don!''

''Larson: That's a great idea! Let's do it!''

[Serena hacks the speaker and changes the song to Better by Lil Yachty and Stefflon Don]

Worker: Excuse me, but I was listening to JAY-Z.

''Tyson: Too bad! Lil Yachty is so much better!''

Worker: I don't like Lil Yachty, nor do I like mumble rappers in general!

''Larson: Well get used to it! This is what real music sounds like!''

Jo: So what happened there?

Hope: Well I sent the six to a homeless shelter to do some community service. However, as you can see, they misbehaved.

Mike: So they hacked the speakers to play Lil Yachty?

Valentin: That was nothing. The three later threw food at the homeless people, dumped food on the floor, then fled the shelter to go to Target and shoplifted a bunch of items. And when a police officer came and confronted them, they flat out verbally assaulted him!

Brooke: Lois, Blake, and Lisa were no better, as they made the homeless people listen to Daddy Yankee and watch We're Back! A Dinosaur Story.

Deb: My word...

Stella: These kids have it too good. They are entitled, spoiled, and don't think of others.

Kim: Well Maria, Lianne, and Lilian are grateful, since they have consideration for others. The other six don't!

Jo: So please continue to work on getting the six to learn that not everyone has a rich lifestyle. Now let's continue.

[Roger arrives from the house]

''Serena: Thank goodness you're here! Wanna trash the house?''

Roger: Sure!

[Serena and Roger use chainsaws to slice up the couches]

[We see Lois, Blake, and Lisa trash up Maria's room]

Lisa: I got her stupid Totoro plush!

Blake: Let's sentence it to death!

''Lois: Yeah! The method of execution will be shredding!''

[They go outside and turn on the lawn mower]

Blake: Any last words?

''Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Lisa) Fuck you! My movie is better than Ponyo's!''

''Blake: HOW DARE YOU HATE ON PONYO!!! THAT'S IT!!!''

[Blake runs over Totoro with the lawn mower, shredding the plush to tons of pieces]

''Lois: Wow! He got rekt!''

Blake: I can't wait to see Maria's stupid face as she sees her beloved plush shredded beyond recognition!

Jo: Oh my word...

Mike: Did I just see them demolish the house?

Valentin: Yes. These kids were absolutely crazy. They destroyed the toys, smashed the TV, vandalized the walls, and ever covered the house in toilet paper! They've completely snapped that night!

Hope: Today, it remains one of the worst things they've ever done.

Deb: My word... I've never came across a child this bad.

Stella: I agree. This is right up to the moment when Drake and Asuka Lemmy attempted to drown me to death!

Jo: I don't know if I should continue...

Hope: Please do! You need to see the pain we feel from these brats!

Mike: Well, okay then...

''Hope: TYSON, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, AND LISA!!! I TRUSTED YOU SIX TO DO YOUR ESSAYS AND BEHAVE ALONE WHILE ME AND THE OTHERS WERE GOING TO THE RESTAURANT!!! THE FACT THAT YOU ALL THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO VANDALIZE THE WALLS, START A MAJOR FOOD FIGHT IN THE KITCHEN, DESTROY ALL THE TOYS AND KILL MARIA'S TOTORO PLUSH, SMASH THE TVS, COVER THE HOUSE IN TOILET PAPER, AND BUST HUGE HOLES ON THE WALLS IS BEYOND ME!!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ON HOW ANGRY YOU ALL ARE ABOUT THE NEW RULES!!! THERE ARE MUCH BETTER WAYS TO HANDLE YOUR ANGER!!! THAT IS SO IT!!! I HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! YOU ALL ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO BED!!! YOUR GROUNDINGS ARE EXTENDED TO A MONTH!!! AND I WILL TAKE YOU SIX TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON SO THE CORRECTION OFFICERS AND PRISONERS CAN GIVE YOU A WAKE UP CALL SO YOU CAN BEHAVE FOR ONCE!!! NOW GO TO BED!!!''

[The six cry hysterically as they dash to their rooms]

''Valentin: And Roger, you have 10 seconds to leave my house or I will be beating you to a pulp! I've learned karate while I was working in the ship, so I recommend that you don't test me!''

[Roger runs out of the house in fear]

[Maria, Lianne, and Lilian then break down in tears]

''Maria: (crying) We're not gonna be able to do this... we're not strong enough to stop them...''

''Lianne: (crying) It doesn't matter how many nannies we get... none of them will be able to tame those brats...''

''Lilian: (crying) I want them all gone... please... put them up for adoption... please... we can't handle them anymore...''

''Hope: Look, I am so sorry for what these little shits are doing. If I knew they were gonna do all of this, I would've just taken them to the restaurant! Or at the very least had someone watch them, but for some reason I didn't!''

Brooke: Told you leaving them alone was a bad idea.

''Hope: But still, I am determined that we will get them to behave! I promise you, their reign in this house will be over!''

''Maria: (crying) Well... please get me totoro back... i already miss him so much... you know how special he is to me... he was the only one that cared about me... and now he's gone...''

[Hope cries as she hugs Maria, Lianne, Lilian]

''Valentin: I think it's time to go to bed. It's been a long day.''

Jo: Oh... my... word...

Mike: This is insane!

Deb: Excuse us.

[Deb and Stella run out of the hotel room]

Stella: This is outrageous! These kids are so caught up with their destruction, that they don't even realize the amount of pain they've done to their family!

Deb: I've never felt this emotional before... (starts crying) I'm sorry...

[Stella comforts Deb as she cries]

[Meanwhile, back at the hotel room...]

Jo: So what are you gonna do once you move back to the house?

Hope: We will take them to a jail tour tomorrow so they can realize that if they keep up with this behavior, then they will have to face serious consequences.

Valentin: We just hope it works. Otherwise, we don't know what else to do besides put them up for adoption.

Brooke: And we are serious about that!

Kim: Yeah! At this point, we cannot deal with their behavior anymore!

Mike: To hear them say that if the jail tour doesn't work, then they'll put them up for adoption was insane!

[Deb and Stella come back]

Hope: Are you two okay?

Deb: Yes. We just got a little upset.

Stella: Well who's ready to finally push these new techniques to the new level?

Jo: Yeah! If we're gonna stop their behavior, then we gotta go harder than ever!

Mike: I can agree with that.

Valentin: Me two!

Hope: Me three!

Brooke: Me four!

Kim: Me five!

Jo: Alright! Let's do this!

Reinforcements
'''Jo: After the family moved back into the house, it was time for the reinforcements to begin. But first, Hope had a special gift for Maria.'''

Hope: This is a special gift that came all the way from Japan. I think you will like it.

[Maria opens up the box to find a huge 20 in plush of Totoro]

Maria: OH MY GOD!!! TOTORO, YOU'RE BACK!!!

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Maria) That's right, Maria! This time, I got bigger so I can be stronger!

Maria: (hugging Totoro) Thank you so much for coming back! I love you so much!

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Maria) Thank you, Maria! Now how about we listen to the "With the Beatles" album?

Maria: Sure! I love the Beatles!

[Maria puts the With the Beatles vinyl in the player and starts playing the first song]

Jo: Seeing Maria so happy with her new Totoro plush was one of the most satisfying moments in my career as a nanny!

[Later in the day, the family goes to a jail]

Mike: Later in the day, we went to the nearby jail so the six can see what they could be facing if they continue to misbehave.

C.O: This is what the average jail cell looks like. As you can see, it is very barren, as it only has a bed, a toilet, and a sink.

Tyson: Can't we just decorate the walls with posters like in the movies?

C.O: No, son! Jail isn't like the movies! It is pretty tough in prison in real life.

Larson: Well I'm not buying it! How do they eat?

C.O: That's what I was gonna talk about next, the food.

[The correctional officer takes the six to the kitchen]

C.O: This is where the food is made. As you can see, the prisoners are the one that makes it.

Lisa: Why not get Gordon Ramsay here?

Blake: No! Let's bring Amy and Samy Bouzaglo in the prison instead, as they made much better food!

C.O: We're not bringing any of them in the kitchen! Now take a good look at the food!

[The correctional officer shows the six the food]

Serena: Oh my god! That is disgusting!

Lois: I won't feed that to the creators of Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, or even The Tale of the Princess Kaguya!

Blake: How are the prisoners not dead eating that "food"?

C.O: You think that's bad?! Wait till you meet the prisoners!

Mike: It wasn't until they meet the prisoners that things really went downhill.

[The first prisoner to talk to the kids is called "Money Dwayne"]

Dwayne: I'm Money Dwayne. I'm locked up for all kinds of charges from robbery to murder.

Tyson: You killed people?

Dwayne: Yeah. I've killed 13 during a robbery.

Lisa: So what's it like in jail?

Dwayne: It's horrible! There are all kinds of things that happen in jail that I don't want to tell you youngins. People have died here before. Some are ever locked up for life, so they will spend the rest of their lives here!

Serena: (chuckles)

Dwayne: It's not funny. The females here aren't a joke either. They look at you and you will be their girlfriends! They will make you do their laundry and make their beds!

Serena: I'd love to see them try! After all, I'm already friends with Roger.

Larson: Face it, Serena! Roger is a grown man who's taking advantage of you!

Dwayne: You're dating a grown man?! Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves!

Serena: I'm not dating him! Why do people keep thinking we are dating?!

Dwayne: Well that's all I gotta say. I hope you children change for the better.

[The next prisoner to talk to the kids is known as "Crazy Thrash"]

Thrash: I'm Crazy Thrash. I got that nickname for my extreme temper.

Blake: What are you in for?

Thrash: Get this: I was caught by jaywalking! When the officer checked my I.D., he found that I had all kinds of warrants! So I guess I gotta not walk in the streets anymore!

Larson: Also, what's up with your face?

C.O: Larson, please don't.

Larson: I'm serious! Were you in a car crash or something?

Thrash: Boy you better not be making fun of my face! I was in a house fire! I barely even made it out alive!

Lisa: So is that why you commit crimes? Because you're so insecure about yourself?

[Thrash then slams his fists in the tables, making a big sound]

Thrash: I SAID DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FACE!!!

Tyson: Oh, I'm so scared about a freak that takes his anger out on tables!

Thrash: THAT'S IT!!!

[Thrash tackles down Tyson]

Tyson: HEY!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU FREAK!!!

Thrash: NO!!! YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHY THEY CALL ME CRAZY THRASH!!!

[Thrash raises his fists to punch him, but he is tackled down by three correctional officers]

C.O: (putting cuffs on Thrash) Are you out of your mind?! He's only 15!

Thrash: I DON'T CARE!!! I'M WASN'T GONNA LET THESE PUNKS DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT!!!

[The three correctional officers drag Crazy Thrash away]

C.O: Now you see what I mean about the prisoners? They're not to be messed with! Tyson, what do you think would've happened if we weren't in the room?

Tyson: He would've killed me, duh! He needs to be euthanized or something! He's too dangerous for even this prison!

Lisa: I agree! He needs to start liking the 1997 movie "Lolita" right now!

C.O: You know what? You kids have been trouble for the entire trip. I'm cancelling this visit early. You six need to go home.

Hope: I was completely embarrassed by their behavior.

Hope: The reason why I took you here is so you can see what happens when you act bad! Apparently, you don't get it!

Larson: Well they were trying to act tough! One of them even tried to kill Tyson!

Tyson: Yeah! That freak needs to listen to Daddy Yankee!

Valentin: You know what? If the prison isn't gonna change you, then maybe the strict rules and discipline of Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella might!

Serena: Jo already tried, and that bitch failed!

Lois: Yeah! They're gonna need god powers in order to tame us!

Blake: And if they don't change us, then I guess you jerkoffs will have to place us up for adoption, because I overheard you, Hope, Brooke, and Kim say that you're gonna do it if Jo failed.

Lisa: You might as well put us up for adoption right now, because we don't wanna live with you assholes!

Hope: YOU SIX STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!! WE ARE NOT GONNA BE PLACING YOU UP FOR ADOPTION AT ALL!!! NOW GET IN THE VAN!!!

The Ultimate Tantrum
Jo: Today, the family were having a movie party, but there were some issues.

Tyson: Let us watch the 1988 movie "Felix the Cat: The Movie"!

Blake: I agree! That movie is a masterpiece!

Valentin: We will not watch Felix the Cat: The Movie because that movie has negative reviews and is considered one of the worst films ever according to the Nostalgia Critic.

Mike: I think it would be best if we watch The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Hope: Yeah! We haven't watched that movie in a while, so I think it's best that we watch it.

Mike: It's better if they put on a movie that the six don't like because they need to learn that they can't always get their way.

Lisa: NO KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, SPIRITED AWAY, AND THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA!!!

Valentin: Yes Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya! We're watching The Tale of the Princess Kaguya and that's final!

Larson: YOU BETTER START LIKING THE 2018 MOVIE "MARY POPPINS RETURNS" RIGHT NOW!!!

Jo: Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa! Stop the tantrum right now! We're going to watch The Tale of the Princess Kaguya! Stop this tantrum or you will go to timeout!

[The movie intro starts playing]

[20 minutes into the movie...]

Tyson: Oh my god! This movie is so boring! Why do we have to watch this?!

Lisa: I know. This movie is a ripoff of the 1993 movie "Free Willy", which was way better!

Deb: Lisa, The Tale of the Princess Kaguya is not a ripoff of Free Willy, and Free Willy is not better than The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, since Free Willy got mixed reviews.

Lois: Hey, guys! How about we change the movie to the 1994 movie "A Troll in Central Park"?

Larson: That's a great idea! Let's do it!

[Blake hacks the TV and plays A Troll in Central Park]

Valentin: You kids do not hack the TV and play A Troll in Central Park! That movie got lots of negative reviews!

Hope: Not to mention that Don Bluth has gone on to denounce the film and disown it in his filmography!

Stella: You have 5 seconds to change it back to The Tale of the Princess Kaguya or you're all going to timeout.

Tyson: MAKE US, BITCH!!!

Serena: YEAH!!! YOU ALREADY TOOK AWAY MY FRIEND ROGER!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY ANYTHING ELSE!!!

Larson: I'D RATHER EAT SHIT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN GO TO TIMEOUT!!!

Lois: WE DARE YOU TO TAKE US TO TIMEOUT, LOSERS!!!

Blake: TAKE US TO TIMEOUT AND WE WILL FORCE YOU TO LIKE NAV AND ALL OF HIS SONGS!!!

Lisa: NOW FUCK OFF!!!

Deb: We were absolutely appalled by the children's language.

[Deb and Stella take the six to timeout]

Stella: You six are in timeout because you changed the movie to A Troll in Central Park and swore at us.

Blake: NO NICKELODEON!!!

Deb: Yes Nickelodeon! You're staying in timeout and that's final!

Larson: START HATING SPONGEBOB RIGHT NOW!!!

Stella: We are not gonna be debating this with you six! Now stay in timeout!

Jo: However, these kids were not going to surrender that easily.

Time: 2 minutes

[Blake and Lisa throw bowling balls at Jo and Mike]

Jo: You do not throw bowling balls at me and Mike! Now go back to timeout!

Time: 8 minutes

[Larson grabs the household rules and shreds it to pieces]

Larson: GOODBYE HOUSEHOLD RULES!!! NOW WE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT!!!

Mike: You do not shred the household rules! Now go back to timeout!

Time: 12 minutes

[Tyson and Serena hack the speakers and play Dababy's "Suge"]

Deb: Turn off that rap right now! You're still in timeout!

Time: 19 minutes

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa shatter the dishes]

Lois: FUCK THE DISHES!!!

Blake: YEAH!!! FUCK THEM!!!

Lisa: GOOD LUCK TRYING TO EAT!!!

Stella: You do not shatter the dishes! Now go back to timeout!

Time: 24 minutes

[Serena and Larson throw Maria's cassette of Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" into the blender and turns it on]

Serena: WOAH!!! Look at it blend!

Larson: Ride the Lightning? More like Ride the Blender!

Maria: JOJO!!! SERENA AND LARSON ARE BLENDING MY CASSETTE!!!

Jo: You do not blend Maria's cassette! Now go back to timeout!

Maria: (starts crying) That was my favorite album from Metallica... and grandpa got me that cassette on my birthday shortly before he passed away...

Maria: "Ride the Lightning" still has a special place in my heart because my grandpa introduced me to Metallica with that album.

Time: 28 minutes

[Blake goes in Maria's room with a chainsaw]

Blake: Time to kill Totoro!

Maria: (guarding Totoro) NO!!! YOU ARE NOT KILLING TOTORO AGAIN!!!

Blake: THEN I WILL KILL YOUR VHS OF KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE!!!

[Blake chainsaws Maria's Kiki's Delivery Service VHS]

Maria: (crying) I GOT THAT VHS FROM GRANDMA YOU PSYCHO!!! NOW I CAN'T GET IT BACK!!!

Hope: How dare you chainsaw your sister's Kiki VHS! Give me that chainsaw and go back to timeout right now!

Maria: (crying) Why do they keep on destroying my stuff?!

Hope: I have no idea, but don't worry. I'll replace everything they've destroyed.

Time: 33 minutes

[Lois and Lisa hack the TV and plays a music video to Marilyn Manson's "Sweet Dreams"]

Mike: You are not watching a Marilyn Manson music video because it is too inappropriate for you. Now go back to timeout.

Time: 37 minutes

[Blake shatters tons of glass vases]

Blake: FUCK OFF, VASES!!!

Valentin: That's it, Blake! I'm calling the police!

Jo: You don't need to get the police involved! You can deal with this!

Hope: And remember, the last time the police got involved, the troublemakers heavily disrespected them.

Time: 44 minutes

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson set the pool on fire]

Hope: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU THREE?!?!

Tyson: WE FUCKING HATE TIMEOUT!!!

Serena: THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKERS GET!!!

Larson: NOW START LIKING MERZBOW, MASONNA, AND HANATARASH RIGHT NOW!!!

[Hope, Valentin, Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella put out the fire]

Jo: You three are extremely lucky that the house didn't catch on fire!

Mike: Now we demand that you apologize for that!

Tyson, Serena, and Larson: HOW ABOUT NO?!?!

Deb: Right, then you're going to timeout!

Stella: And you better stay there!

Time: 52 minutes

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa run outside and spray each other with water guns]

Hope: You three aren't gonna play with the water gun right now. Now go back to timeout.

Time: 60 minutes

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa run outside, break into the family van, and drive off]

Hope: How were they able to get in, even with the new anti-car theft stuff I got installed?

Valentin: We'll take my car!

[Valentin, Hope, Jo, and Mike get in Valentin's Light Blue 2005 Toyota Corolla SE and start to chase the van]

Mike: Never would I thought that I would have to be in a car chase just to get the kids to behave!

[Meanwhile in the van, the six are blasting Dissection's "The Somberlain" at full volume]

Larson: Shit! They're following us!

Blake: I found this gun. We will fuck up their shit!

[Blake uses the gun to shoot at one of the tires, flattening it]

Hope: BLAKE PLANK!!! YOU BETTER PUT DOWN THAT GUN RIGHT NOW!!! YOU JUST FLATTENED A TIRE!!!

Blake: NEVER!!! FUCK OFF!!!

[Valentin pulls over]

Valentin: I got a spare tire in the back. We got to replace it.

[Valentin replaces the flatten tire with a spare tire]

Jo: By the time we got the spare tire, the van was long gone.

[We then cut to a Olive Garden]

Tyson: Let's go eat at Olive Garden.

Lois: I got Hope, Valentin, Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella's wallets. We will use them to pay for the food!

[The six go in the restaurant and order a bunch of food]

Blake: This is awesome!

Tyson: I also brought in my iPad. We should watch the 1989 movie "The Wizard".

Serena: That's a great idea! Let's go!

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa watch The Wizard on Tyson's iPad while they eat their food]

[15 minutes later, Valentin, Hope, Jo, and Mike arrive]

Hope: I cannot believe you all were able to hack into the new anti-car theft software, drove off, flatten our tire, and went to Olive Garden to use our wallets to pay for a bunch of food while you watch The Wizard!

Valentin: And Blake, you don't ever shoot at us with the gun! You could've killed us!

Blake: Well I wished you all had died!

Jo: Listen! Your behaviors are totally unacceptable! The fact that you all think that you can behave like this is beyond me!

Mike: When we get home, instead of doing timeout, all six of you will write an essay on what you did wrong and why it was wrong. We will supervise you all so you won't try to destroy the house again. Now let's go home.

[They all go home, and then the six brats are forced to write their essays while being supervised]

Blake: WE ARE NOT GOING TO WRITE AN ESSAY!!!

Tyson: YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK MY BALLS INSTEAD, BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING THAT SHIT!!!

Lisa: I AGREE WITH BLAKE AND TYSON!!! NO ESSAY!!!

Lois: YOU WILL ALL HAVE TO START LIKING METALLICA'S "ST. ANGER" AND "LULU" ALBUMS RIGHT NOW!!!

Serena: AND YOU ALL ALSO HAVE TO LET ME HANG OUT WITH ROGER!!!

Larson: AND IF YOU DON'T DO THESE THINGS, THEN MARIA'S STUPID TOTORO PLUSH WILL BE EXECUTED TOMORROW MORNING BY A FIRING SQUAD!!!

Jo: (extremely furious) NOW!!!!!!! I am sick and tired of your attitudes!!!!!! Your selfish actions made your siblings and parents feel bad about themselves, and you humiliated them in front of everyone in public who think that they are bad parents for letting you six run amok. Just think about how humiliated you made them all feel and put yourself into their shoes.

Mike: And you all are gonna do the essay and that's final! Now start writing!

[The six begin writing their essays]

Deb: I've never seen Jo get that angry at the kids.

Stella: Geez, Jo. You didn't have to be that furious.

Jo: I'm sorry, but these six have been extremely rude, disrespectful, and downright destructive! I am not gonna stand by and watch these kids tear apart their families because of this. They will do their essays, and they will do as they're told!

[Later, Blake and Lisa run outside and splash each other with sodas]

Jo: Get back inside and finish your essays right now!

[After Blake and Lisa come back, Tyson throws a water bottle at Deb and Stella]

Deb: You do not throw a water bottle at us! That is extremely naughty!

Stella: Apologize right now!

Tyson: NEVER!!! (flips bird at Deb and Stella)

[Serena and Larson flip their desks and slam cans of soda on the floor, causing the cans to implode and have the soda leak, leading to a huge mess]

Jo: Clean up this mess right now and then finish your essay!

Serena: NEVER!!!

Larson: YOU CAN FUCK OFF, CUNT!!!

Jo: (pissed) I SAID CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND FINISH YOUR ESSAY!!!

[Serena and Larson flinch, then clean up the mess and finish their essay]

Jo: Now that the six have finished their essays, it was time for them to read them aloud for the family.

Tyson: (reading essay) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Serena: (reading essay) You all can lick my pussy and eat my ass because I am never sorry for what I did! You all deserve to suffer at the hands of me, Tyson, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa's hands!

Larson: (reading essay) To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Lois: (reading essay) Poopy-di scoop, Scoop-diddy-whoop, Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop, Poop-di-scoopty, Scoopty-whoop, Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop, Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop, Poop, poop, Scoop-diddy-whoop, Whoop-diddy-scoop, Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop.

Blake: (reading essay) Garfield Kart is the physical equivalent to Halo. With an amazing storyline. And amazing characters. Most people don't understand why Garfield is racing Jon in a go kart match. But people whom have an high iq can understand the lore. Jon was fed up with Garfield being a fat cat, and had enough. He put him into a go kart and said "Race me or you'll never see your lasagna again." So Garfield raced him. And they raced, and raced, and raced, and raced. Until they've given up. Jon knew he was defeated. But he never gave up. He called down Odie to join the race. It was a fierceful 2 v 1, with aliens flying around everywhere and pies being thrown But it seemed like nothing could take down Garfield. Then it happened. The final race. Every character was against Garfield. They were fed up with his winning streak. They all decided to join together and build one mega kart. One so powerful that not even Papa Luigi could take down. Garfield was still confident that he could win. Then the day approached. The race began. The sky was dark. It started to rain. It all came down to this one race. Garfield was ahead, as always. But he noticed his car was starting to fall apart. His engine started to smoke, and his wheels were slowly coming off. There was a mark on his kart saying "Nermal <3" Garfield was furious, and he continued to race, even when death seemed likely. His car, only having two wheels left and a burning engine, coming close to the finish line. Where Vito was waiting for him, with a hot, steamy lasagna. The car blew the third wheel. Only one wheel left, but Garfield still was going. Until. Jon pulled out a c4 and said "THIS IS THE END FOR YOU, FAT CAT." He threw it at the car, and detonated it. An explosion could be heard miles away. There was nothing left of the kart but a could of smoke. But, ladies and gentlemen. This wasn't the end of garfied. Vito went to Garfield, who seemed to have passed out. He fed Garfield the lasagna, hoping it could wake him up. "I believe in-a you, Garfield." Vito said. "Wake up." Garfield's eyes opened. "It's-a miracle!" Vito shouted. Garfield got on a little board with wheels. The mega kart full of the other characters was closing in on Garfield, but the finish line was right there. The kart did a mega-boost that would leave Garfield in the dust. But using the strength Garfield got from Vito's lasagna, he pushed the board towards the finish line. They were head to head, Jon, who looked almost insane, went full power. He started throwing the other characters off to gain speed. He was doing anything he could to gain enough speed to beat Garfield. The smoke clears, the finish line was destroyed. It looks like it has been a tie. But the final replay played. Silence from the audience. Jon looked at the replay and almost cried. The winner was... Garfield.

Lisa: (reading essay) This tv show has changed my life. I feel more openly expressed, more funny, and more talkative because of my favorite Simpsons moments, Simpsons characters, my favorite is Bart Simpson, then Mr Burns, then Ralph, then Milhouse, then Comic Book guy, then Principal Skinner,then Homer, then Apu, then Uter, then Nelson, then Troy Mcclure, then Rod and Todd, my favorite quotes, eat my shorts and ha-ha inspire me too. I want to write for this show when I grow up, I already have some storylines! My favorite episodes inspire me too, they are Mr Plow, call Mr Plow thats my name that name again is Mr Plow, Marge vs the Monorail, Bart's girlfriend, and my favorite of all, Two dozen and one Greyhounds. It is such a good episode and parody of 101 Dalmatians. It is very funny with an interesting plot, characters, and story line, like every Simpsons episode, the best part part of the episode and the series is when Mr Burns sings See my Vest. Its such a funny and entertaining song thats a parody of a song from Beauty and the Beast. BOOM!!! Another reason of the Simpsons brilliance. All of the jokes and pop culture references and parodies. If you are wondering if you should watch the Simpsons the answer is heck yes if you do not then doh!!! I hope that I have inspired a generation of people to watch and enjoy the Simpsons how I have watched and enjoyed it and been inspired by the show. The show is truly a life-changer and is now my lifestyle along with Jesus of course. P.S. I want a Bort license plate, a Krusty Burger, a squishee, Radioactive Man #1, a Woodrow picture, an elephant named Stampy, I want to see the Radioactive man movie, and I want a great dog named Laddie. Ha! Those were all Simpsons references one from each season 1-8, the prime of the Simpsons, although every season is great, it has not lost its step it is still exquisite and life changing. You probably did not know that those were Simpsons references because you are probably reading the reviews to see if you want to watch the show. Well, know you know those Simpsons references, and you will learn more when you start watching the show. Please watch the show I hope I haven scared you off with my long review, I just love that much and you will too. In conclusion, watch the show and you will find yourself in a world of great quotes, great laughs, great plots, great storylines, great characters, great episodes, and a great show. Thank you everyone.

'''Jo: I couldn't believe what I heard! These kids weren't taking this seriously!'''

Hope: I cannot believe you all wrote a bunch of inappropriate messages on your essays! They all have nothing to do with what I asked you to do! That's it! You're grounding has been extended to two months! Now go straight to bed!

Tyson: FUCK!!!

Serena: SHIT!!!

Larson: BITCH!!!

Lois: ASS!!!

Blake: DICK!!!

Lisa: PUSSY!!!

Mike: This might be one of the most chaotic days in my career as a nanny.

Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella's biggest shock ever
Jo: Today, Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa were playing with fireworks, but that led to some dangerous consequences.

[Tyson lights up a firework in the house. It causes a big explosion]

Blake: Awesome!

[However, that explosion has caused a huge fire, leading it to spread quickly]

Hope: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU SIX JUST DO?!?!

Valentin: EVERYONE GET WHAT YOU CAN AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!

[Everyone in the house evacuates with what they can get]

Maria: I was able to grab Totoro and some of my VHS tapes and vinyl records.

Lianne: Me and Lilian were able to save our toys.

Tyson: I was able to save my iPad.

Valentin: Thank goodness I retrieved my laptop and VCR!

Brooke: Who could've done this?!

Hope: IT WAS TYSON, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, AND LISA!!! I SAW THEM SET A FIREWORK IN THE HOUSE!!!

Valentin: YOU SIX DID WHAT?!?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?!?!

Tyson: Hey, Lisa brought up the idea of setting a firework in the house first! If anyone's getting yelled at, it's her!

Lisa: WAY TO THROW ME UNDER THE FUCKING BUS, TYSON!!!

Brooke: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FIRST!!! YOU SIX HAVE OFFICIALLY SNAPPED!!! AND THAT'S NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU SET THE POOL ON FIRE YESTERDAY!!! I SWEAR, YOU GUYS ARE PYROMANIACS OR SOMETHING!!!

[At this point, the fire has covered most of the house]

'''Deb: This is the first time I've ever been placed in great danger. Had we not evacuated quickly, we would've been killed!'''

Stella: But as if that wasn't bad enough, we were missing someone.

Hope: KIM IS STILL STUCK IN THE HOUSE!!!

Valentin: No, Hope! Wait for the firefighters to come!

Hope: BY THE TIME THEY ARRIVE, KIM WILL BE GONE!!! I HAVE TO RESCUE HER!!!

[Hope runs into the burning house]

Hope: (coughing) Kim... where are you...

Kim: I'M OVER HERE!!!

[Hope grabs Kim and carries her outside]

Valentin: Oh my goodness! Thank goodness you're here!

[Hope lets go of Kim, but she then faints]

Mike: Oh no! She got burns all over her!

Jo: We need to help Hope!

[At this point, the firefighters, paramedics, and police officers arrive]

Maria: That day was the scariest moment in my life.

[The paramedics carry Kim and Hope in the ambulance for treatment]

[The police officer then talks with Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa]

Officer: Do you kids realize that you could've killed someone?! You're old enough to know that you should never light fireworks in the house!

Larson: But our parents won't let us!

Lisa: Yeah! This was payback for not letting us have fun!

Officer: You kids do realize that I can have you all charged with arson, right?

Tyson: Please don't! Lois, Blake, and Lisa are too young to even go to jail!

[We cut to the hospital, where Kim and Hope are residing]

Valentin: Will they be okay?

Doctor: Kim only suffered minor injuries, so she'll be okay. Hope, however, has several second and third degree burns around her legs and chest. She will need surgery to recover.

Valentin: We'll do the surgery. We want her to be better.

Deb: You see what you six have done?

Stella: Hope now needs surgery just to recover!

Tyson: Hearing the damages we've caused Hope was heartbreaking.

[3 hours later...]

'''Jo: Fortunately, the surgery was a success, and Hope was able to recover. However, she was now madder than ever!'''

Hope: When I see Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa, they're dead!

[Soon, Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa enter the room]

Hope: (Coldly) Do you know what you six did?

Lisa: Um...

Larson: Yeah, we, um...

Lois: Uh...

Hope: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SIX DID?!?!

Tyson: We, um...

Serena: Uh oh...

Blake: Please... listen...

Hope: NO!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY!!! I ALMOST DIED TRYING TO SAVE KIM!!! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! YOU ALL ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LIGHT A FIREWORK IN THE HOUSE!!! NOW WE'RE HOMELESS BECAUSE THE ENTIRE HOUSE BURNED DOWN!!! THAT IS IT!!! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW!!! YOUR GROUNDINGS HAVE NOW EXTENDED TO A YEAR!!! THAT'S RIGHT, A FUCKING YEAR!!! AND DURING THAT TIME, YOU SIX WILL SPEND IT IN MILITARY SCHOOL!!! I WILL SEND YOU SIX TO THE STRICTEST MILITARY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY!!! YOU SIX NEED DISCIPLINE!!! AND WHEN YOU GET BACK TO HAWAII, YOU WILL WRITE "I WILL NOT RUIN MY FAMILY'S LIFE" A THOUSAND TIMES NONSTOP WITH NO BREAKS!!! I AM NOT GONNA STOP WITH THESE STRICT DISCIPLINE TECHNIQUES UNTIL YOU SIX FINALLY BEHAVE FOR ONCE!!!

Jo: I couldn't believe what I was hearing!

Mike: Grounded for a year?

Deb: Spend a year in a strict military school?

'''Stella: And write a thousand sentences with no breaks? What?'''

Hope: AND ALSO, WHEN KIM GETS OUT OF THAT FUCKING HOSPITAL, I AM LEAVING YOU FOREVER!!! AND I'M TAKING YOUR FATHER, CHUCK, BROOKE, KIM, MARIA, LIANNE AND LILIAN!!!!!!!! WE WANT ALL SIX OF YOU OUT OF OUR LIVES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Brooke: AND WE DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACES EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!! WE'RE PACKING EVERY SINGLE THING UP AND LEAVING ALL OF YOU SIX IN HAWAII!!!!!! AND WE'RE GOING TO TELL ALL YOUR AUNTS, UNCLES, COUSINS AND GRANDMA LUCINA AND GRANDPA AALI AND ALL YOUR SOON-TO-BE FORMER FRIENDS AND THEIR PARENTS AND SIBLINGS AND ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHAT YOU SIX HAVE DONE AND TELL THEM NEVER TO SEE YOU EITHER!!! AND ROGER WILL NEVER VISIT SERENA EVER AGAIN AND WILL NEVER VISIT TYSON EVER AGAIN!

Valentin: PLUS WE ARE GOING TO THROW AWAY AND SELL EVERY SINGLE THING THAT YOU GUYS OWN!!!!!! ALL YOUR TOYS, ALL YOUR DVDS AND VHS, ALL YOUR CDS, ALL YOUR CASSETTES, ALL YOUR VINYLS, ALL YOUR VIDEO GAMES, ALL YOUR GAME CONSOLES AND ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS!!!!!!! AND YOUR ROOMS WILL BE ALL GONE!!!! AND ALL YOUR FURNITURE WILL BE DONATED TO A THRIFT STORE!!!

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa: (stunned) but... but...

Hope: (snaps) 'I DON'T CARE WHERE WE'RE GOING TO MOVE NEXT!!!!!!!!!! THE REST OF YOU WILL BE STAYING IN MILITARY SCHOOL!!! AND WHEN YOUR TIME IN MILITARY SCHOOL IS UP OR IF YOU MISBEHAVE, YOU WILL BE PICKED UP BY THE PRINCIPAL AND THE LEARNING SUPPORT WORKERS FROM A RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL IN HAWAII AND YOU WILL LIVE THERE FOREVER WITH THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS WITH AUTISM, SEVERE LEARNING DISABILITIES, PROFOUND MULTIPLE LEARNING DISABILITIES, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES AND BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS, TEACHERS, THERAPISTS, PSYCHIATRIC DOCTORS AND NURSES, LEARNING SUPPORT WORKERS AND CAREGIVERS!!!'

Serena: Please calm down...

Larson: Why are you like this?

Lois: This is scaring me...

Tyson: Why do you gotta be this mad?

Blake: And why would you do that to us?

Lisa: And where are you gonna go after we are sent away?

Brooke: (ballistic) 'THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHERE WE'RE GOING!!!!!! AND WE ARE NOT LETTING YOU GUYS IN THE HOSPITAL TO BE NEAR KIM!!! IF YOU EVER, EVER STEP INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GO INTO KIM'S HOSPITAL ROOM, WE WILL CALL THE SECURITY AND THE POLICE TO THROW ALL SIX OF YOU OUT!!!'

Lisa: You can't do that!

Larson: Yeah! That is so unfair!

Serena: JUST YOU TRY IT, BROOKE!

[Brooke smacks Serena extremely hard across her face]

Serena: Ouch! Why did you slap me?!

Brooke: (screaming like a demon) 'BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVER RAISE YOUR VOICE AT US!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M CALLING SECURITY RIGHT NOW!!!'

[Brooke picks up the phone and calls security]

Brooke: (on the phone) Security please? I need you to take away six kids from our sister's room! And bring the police with you!

Lois: What?! No! Why do you have to be so mean?

Blake: Just stop!

Tyson: Are you serious right now?!

Brooke: 'YES!!! WE HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU SIX!!!'

[Brooke smacks Tyson extremely hard across his face]

Tyson: Ouch! I can't believe you just slapped me in the face!

Brooke: (screaming like a demon) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EVERY SINGLE SHITTY THING YOU AND YOUR OTHER 5 BRAINWASHED BRATS DID!!!

Deb: We were appalled to see Brooke smack her younger brother and sister across their faces.

Valentin: 'THAT'S RIGHT! I AM GOING TO CALL THE PRINCIPAL OF THE RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL TO HAVE YOU KIDS RESERVED!!! YOU SIX WILL BE THERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND YOU WILL BE ESCORTED FROM CLASS TO CLASS, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED TO THE TOILETS, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED TO THE CAFETERIA, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED TO THE DORMS, YOU WILL BE ESCORTED TO THE PSYCH WARD IF YOU TRY TO RESIST THEIR DICTATORSHIP, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO DO THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO AND WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS EATING!!! I WILL ALSO TELL THE PRINCIPAL TO GET YOU TO WRITE "I WILL NOT RUIN MY FAMILY'S LIFE" ONE THOUSAND TIMES NON-STOP WITH NO BREAKS!!!!!! I WILL PHONE THE PRINCIPALS OF YOUR OWN SCHOOLS AND TELL THEM THAT YOU WILL NEVER GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SCHOOLS!!!!!!'

Jo: (raising her voice) HOPE, BROOKE, AND VALENTIN, YOU THREE NEED TO CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING WAY OUT OF PROPORTION!!! YES, IT WAS EXTREMELY WRONG FOR THE SIX TO LIGHT A FIREWORK IN THE HOUSE AND CAUSE IT TO BURN DOWN AND HAVE YOU AND KIM NEARLY BE KILLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLAZE. HOWEVER, THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO GROUND THEM FOR A YEAR, SELL AND/OR TRASH EVERYTHING THEY OWN, SEND THEM TO A STRICT MILITARY SCHOOL FOREVER, THREATEN TO SEND THEM TO A RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL IF THEY MISBEHAVE IN MILITARY SCHOOL, MAKE THEM WRITE 1,000 SENTENCES NONSTOP, AND PRACTICALLY DISOWN THEM!!! AND THAT'S NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU, BROOKE, SLAPPED YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER AND SISTER IN THE FACE AND SCREAMED AT THEM LIKE A DEMON!!! THAT IS COMPLETELY ABSURD ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!

Hope: (growling like a demon) 'SHUT!!! THE!!! FUCK!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THESE LITTLE SHITS ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS!!! YOU'RE NOT THE ONE THAT HAS YOUR FAMILY NIGHTS RUINED CONSTANTLY, HAS YOUR TVS AND SPEAKERS CONSTANTLY HACKED SO BAD MOVIES AND MUSIC CAN PLAY, HAS YOUR RESTAURANT RAIDED BY THEM WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET THEIR WAY, AND HAS THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD TREAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY LIKE THE PLAGUE BECAUSE THEY FEAR YOUR LITTLE SHITS ARE GONNA REIGN HELL ON THEM AS WELL!!! AND THAT'S NOT TO MENTION THAT MARIA, LIANNE, AND LILIAN PRETTY MUCH GET LITTLE TO NO ATTENTION FROM US BECAUSE WE ARE SO FOCUSED ON THOSE SIX MONSTERS!!! I REFUSE TO CALL THOSE SPAWNS OF SATAN MY SIBLINGS!!! ME, BROOKE, AND VALENTIN WILL FOLLOW THROUGH ON EVERYTHING WE JUST SAID, AND THAT INCLUDES DISOWNING THEM!!! I AM OFFICIALLY FUCKING DONE WITH THESE LITTLE SHITS!!! I REALLY AM!!!'

Jo: At this point, it was very clear that all of the pain and terror the six troublemakers have caused has led to Hope, Brooke, and Valentin to completely snap, and they were seconds away from shipping them away to residential school and practically disowning them!

Mike: The only thing we could do at that point was hope that the six could reason with the three before it's too late!

Larson: What?!?! You can't do that!

Serena: Yeah! You absolutely can't!

Lois: That is so unfair!

Tyson: No, Hope! Don't do it!

Blake: Yeah! You're going way too far with the punishments!

Lisa: Please don't send us to military school!

Hope: (no cool, stern, screeching, scary voice) 'AND WHY SHOULD ME, BROOKE, AND VALENTIN SPARE YOUR SORRY ASSES?!?! GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY WE SHOULDN'T SEND YOU SIX TO MILITARY SCHOOL AND TO RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL AND HAVE YOU SIX DISOWNED BY THE FAMILY!!!'

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa: BECAUSE WE'RE SORRY!!!

[Silence]

Hope: What?

Tyson: WE'RE SORRY, HOPE!!! I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE WRONG-DOINGS I'VE DONE!!!

Serena: I'M SORRY FOR HANGING OUT WITH GROWN MAN AND DATING THEM!!!

Larson: I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE MISTAKES I'VE DONE AS WELL!!!

Lois: I'M SORRY FOR CONSTANTLY HACKING THE TV AND SPEAKERS TO PLAY INAPPROPRIATE MOVIES AND MUSIC!!!

Blake: I'M SORRY FOR LEADING THE SIX IN CAUSING A BUNCH OF TROUBLE!!!

Lisa: AND I'M SORRY FOR EVEN BRINGING UP THE IDEA THAT WE SHOULD LIGHT A FIREWORK IN THE HOUSE, AS WELL AS BUNCH OF OTHER STUPID IDEAS I'VE MADE!!!

Tyson: We've officially realized that we are causing this family pain and we're about to break it apart!

Blake: Not to mention that you are going to disown us, sell everything we own, and ship us to military school and residential school! And we don't want to go there!

Lisa: All we're asking for you to do is for our forgiveness! It was my fault for bringing up the idea of lighting a firework in the house. If I had to do it all over again, I would've never done so in the first place! Or at the very least did it outside or asked one of you for help, but for some reason I didn't because I was just so mad at the world!

Serena: We want to be part of this family again, and we don't want to lose you all and everything we have because of a stupid mistake we did that ultimately costed us our entire house!

Lois: If you accept this apology of ours, then we will never do anything bad again.

Larson: We will get rid of all of our badness, and we will assure you that we will be the best children you will ever meet.

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa: SO PLEASE FORGIVE US!!!

[Silence]

Hope: I... I...

Tyson: What, Hope?

Hope: I... forgive you.

Hope: That was the first time in their lives that they've apologized and meant it.

Tyson: You really mean it?

Hope: Yes. I think that you all really mean it. I'm glad that you've finally accepted your mistakes. Now, promise me that this incident will be the last bad thing you'll ever do?

Tyson: Yes.

Serena: Yes.

Larson: Yes.

Lois: Yes.

Blake: Yes.

Lisa: Yes.

[The security guards and the police soon arrive]

Security Guard: Who called us? We're here to escort the six out of the building.

Brooke: I did. These kids are and are trying to sneak in to my sister's Kim's room. Will you please get them out of this hospital? And if they don't leave, can you have them arrested right now?

Hope: No, Brooke. The six have apologized. There's no need to have them escorted.

Valentin: I agree with you, Hope. We're not gonna have them leave.

Security Guard: Okay then. Have a good day.

[The security guards and the police leave]

Hope: Okay. Now let's go to the restaurant.

Mike: We then went to Valentin's restaurant, and that's when we saw a whole new Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa.

[Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa are behaving while in the restaurant]

Valentin: Alright, folks! Today is a movie night! For this night, we will be watching an underrated classic... Ponyo!

Tyson: YES!!!

Serena: WE GET TO WATCH PONYO!!!

Larson: NOW THAT IS AWESOME!!!

Lois: THANK YOU DADDY!!!

Blake: YEAH!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING ON PONYO FOR ONCE!!!

Lisa: THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE NIGHT EVER!!!

Valentin: Thank you so much! Now let's turn on the movie!

[The movie intro starts playing]

Time for Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella to go
Jo: Alright, it looks like that we've finally got the six to behave!

Hope: So I guess that is it? I'll never see you again?

Mike: Nope. We'll still contact you to see how you're doing.

Valentin: Okay. Kids, say bye to the nannies!

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Maria, Lois, Blake, Lisa, Lianne, and Lilian: BYE, SUPERNANNY AND NANNY 911!!!

Family Update
Hope: Since Jo, Mike, Deb, and Stella's visit, we've since bought a nice mega-mansion in a rural beach in Maui.

Valentin: And the kids love it!

Brooke: Not only that, but Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa are now more behaved than ever!

Serena: I've since stopped being friends with Roger and started hanging out with other kids my age.

Tyson: Also, it turns out that my girlfriend wasn't pregnant at all. We've since stopped dating, but we're still friends.

Larson: We've also sworn to never light up any fireworks inside the house ever.

Lois: We also still like listening to bad musicians and watch bad movies. However, we're starting to open up and start enjoying some good films and good albums.

Blake: We've also stopped hacking the TV and speakers to play our movies and songs.

Lisa: But most importantly, we are now respecting people's opinions on movies and music.

Kim: Thank you so much for helping us Supernanny.

Valentin: No. We should thank Hope the most. Without her spirit to keep on fighting, we might never get to this point.

Hope: Thanks.

Totoro: (voice being mimicked by Maria) Maria is now hanging out with Valentin, Hope, Brooke, and Kim more often, and she's getting along with the six now! However, she still talks to me every once in a while.

Lianne: We can finally have some peace and quiet for once!

Lilian: And we can have events go successful!

Valentin: Thank you all for helping us!

Hope: We love you Supernanny!

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Maria, Lois, Blake, Lisa, Lianne, and Lilian: We love you too, Supernanny!