Keaton Family/Transcript

Naughty Log
Bernice: "Polly, don't say a bad word to mommy. Say it again and you will be going on the Naughty Log."

Polly: "Oh, you son of a (bleep)!"

Bernice: "Let's go, you're gonna sit on the Naughty Log."

[Bernice deposits Polly on the Naughty Log and confisticates her Blue's Clues Blue plush toy]

Polly: "You are a donkey."

Bernice: "Mommy doesn't want those bad words because they hurt other people's feelings. Now you have to stay here for 4 minutes. Now your Blue is in toy jail!"

[Bernice leaves Polly on the Naughty Log]

[Polly escapes from the Naughty Log and darts into Bernice's bedroom and watches her Blue's Clues Arts and Crafts VHS]

[Bernice uses a screwdriver to unlock the door and enters the room]

Bernice: "Why does Polly always try to escape from the Naughty Log every time? It is so exhausting."

Bernice: "Hey. You cannot watch Blue's Clues. I am asking you to sit back down."