Halloween Prank Gone Wrong (Ft. Jann Simmons and Derek Armstrong) (Covid)

(The scene which you are about to witness is inspired by the following video:

https://youtu.be/XMKnBE8fUUA

(We see Zhu Simmons in the car with his new friend, Khalil Brown, who is in the same classroom together. The two just got back from trick-or-treating, and are heading to the docks, where Jann Simmons and Derek Armstrong will meet)

(Cut to: The bedroom)

Khalil: Yo, Zhu! You ready for this? You got your note ready?

Zhu: Yeah! She will go berserk! I am also recording this on my camera so I can post this on YouTube for everyone to see!

Khalil: All right! Let's sneak into Jann's room. She is probably in her bed.

Zhu: Oh wait! I almost forgot! Jann's fasting for Hallowee, since she hates that holiday and its origins. You know how religious zealots are these days, thinking that the littlest things are Satanic. This will be perfect!!!!

(Zhu and Khalil both sneak out of the room, and tiptoe to Jann's room, where she is fasting.)

(Zhu sneaks in a note, which says, "Dear Jann Simmons and Derek Armstrong, We have a confession to make. We no longer believe in God. We have now officially converted to Satanism. Today, we have performed our very first ritual, and plan to stay in that belief system until our dying day! We are tired of you forcing your fanaticism down our throats. Hope you understand! Sincerely, Zhu and Khalil, in cursive)

(They quietly walk to the back of the room to play dolls)

Zhu: This is so awesome!

Khalil: We are so going to tear those guys UP! They will take a dump in their pants when they see this!

(15 minutes later...)

Khalil: This is so much fun. Best of all, nobody has, ...

Jann: HEY! YOU! ZHU! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE!

Khalil: Aw crap! We better run! I think she found out!

Jann: Zhu, I did not come this far to find my own niece rebel against God! What is this I heard about you becoming a Satanist? HUH? That's it! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE+!!!!!!!!!

Khalil: You wanna see our new text?

Derek: Wait a second! Who are you, and what are you doing?

Zhu: Khalil! She is my new friend I met yesterday!

Jann: Are you kidding me? I told you that you could not have friends. This is why I homeschooled you before this plandemic happened! You are being corrupted by demons, young lady! (Cries) Now that you have chosen Satan, .... .... ..... Now I know you are not going to Heaven with me! (sniffles) I can't believe you!!!!! After all these years I have provided you education, and transferred you to Catholic school since ........ (bangs the wall) This was my worst fear!!!!!!!!! And now, it has coame true!!!!!!! (sniffles) No, don't do it, Zhu! Please, ..... don't follow the evil one!!!!!!!!!!

(The two laugh)

Zhu: Hey guess what? You've been pranked! We did not convert. We are sorry. Please forgive us!

Jann: JUST, SHUT UP! I AM REALLY UPSET!

Zhu: I'm sorry, Auntie! We did not know you would react this way! (Cries) We promise, we won't join the occult!

Jann (Stops crying, sarcasm): But, you know what! Thank you for this! You know what this has revealed to me? I have been too strict on everyone! Sophie was right. I DO have a holier-than-thou mentality. Now, what if this was actually true? I am sorry for threatening to disown you. I just can't believe you would do that.

Zhu: You really mean it?

Jann: Yes. I might reconsider these statements that I have thrown against TT10 and this family. I have done terrible things that I really regret. And, second of all, (normal) I Am NOT SORRY!

Derek: How could you!?!?!?!?!? You upset Jann! And what is this I hear about you joining a demonic cult!?

Khalil: Sir, it was a prank!

Derek: Not a funny one! Satan is no laughing manner. He wants to kill you!! He wants your soul!!!! Try Christ, who gives eternal life!

Jann: That's right! If I hadn't known it was a prank, I would have disowned you! Khalil is a bad influence on you! You are forbidden from hanging out with her ever again. I don't want you joining in the occult! This is serious buisness, young man! You wonder why I forbid you from celebrating Halloween in the first place, right? It's for a reason! If you were serious about joining the occolt, you would have been in bigger trouble than you are in right now. Trust me! I serve a God who seeks truth. He doesn't want you in a secret cult!

Zhu: Auntie, we can explain, ...

Jann: This is the #1 reason I do not allow you kids to celebrate this evil holiday. Do you know that there are spirits out there? Do you even realize why people show interest in witchcraft and Satanism? Because they are deceived! Khalil is a bad influence on you. You don't need to do this evil stuf!!

Me (on screen): But, isn't murder and hate not evil? What about judging those who don't believe in your legalism? Isn't it evil to attack others because YOU want power, Simmons? Isn't THAT the work of Satan, Jann? Yeah, don't get me wrong! I am a Christian, but I am not a legalist like you are. But, certaintly, I am not perfect. I have things to work on myself. You have a lot to learn, ma'am! Why focus on the external things, and not your INTERNAL heart?

Khalil: Ma'am, it's just a joke. Can't you take a joke?

Jann: Khalil, get out of my house before I slap you with a ruler, and baptize you. Now, leave, and don't you ever come back. Then, go to your closet and recite the Ten Commandments. You need to be saved!

Me: I am coming in there to expose her, and give her a wake-up call. This is absolutely disgusting!

Zhu (to self): I knew this was a bad idea.

(The scene ends)

Coming up next, Jann Simmons reacted to Lil Nas X and his controversial music video.

Jann: ARE YOU CRAZY? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

But, first, watching game shows, ...

Zhu: $20,000!

Coming up, in the next episode of "Simmons Exposed"!