Bored to Motherf***in' Death

Chapter 1: What the f*** shall we do?
An 8-year old Chinese boy and a 8-year old Japanese-American girl, which appear to be ghosts, the girl was playing with her toy robots with the boy, a Taiwanese and Japanese man in their 20's from WWII Japan and Taiwan were singing an explicit song that they shouldn't be hearing, it was hilarious though, and Italian man going insane, and other ghosts bored to f***ing death.

" (What the h*** shall we do?)" Wei said to Maria

They heard loud noises and crashing and banging

" (NOTHIN' TO DO! NOTHIN' TO DO! NOTHIN' TO DO!)" Antonino, a 24-year old Italian ghost yelled running around in circles, annoying the other ghosts, especially poor Dietrich

" (Why me?)" The German man said

" (SHUT THE F*** UP ANTONINO!)" Wei yelled, silencing the Italian man

"What about if I disguised myself as a Starscream figure and you observed as some idiot found me as the toy and I beat him to death, I can still move and speak, the mouth even moves, I can blink, laugh, cry, smile, and get angry, transform, and fly away! the kid was terrified, no one knows how he died, man, it was priceless." Maria giggled

" (Nah, gettin' bored of that)" Wei answered

" (It's one of those days, those motherf***in' b*****ds are p***in' me off, go to h*** b****, go look at your porn! F*** YOU! B****! I will rape and kill you! Yeah~! I REGRET NOTHING!)" They heard a Taiwanese and a Japanese man sing in Mandarin, the song was I Regret Nothing!

"Again, I am still amazed how Mr. Shinozawa-san can speak Mandarin." She told Wei

" (He was taught it, only Taiwanese Mandarin, even though it is similar to the mainland Mandarin, or Putonghua, He is better at Guoyu, his singing is so f***in' funny)" Wei said.

Then they heard the Powerpuff Girls playing in a room

" (Xion must be watching Powerpuff Girls, again, I don't like it that much, I know, it has a cute art style, doesn't appeal to me)" Wei said