Smiths Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny Stella Visits Parents who be torn apart

Harry:you ugly queer-bait!

Submission Reel (UK)
The Smiths family, a family in Cork, Ireland, consisting of mum Samantha and dad Robert. They have eight children - 14-year-old Anna, 12-year-old Colin, 9-year-old Joan, 8-year-old Adrianna, 6-year old Abby, and 4-year-old triplets Harry, Alex, and Jordon.

Submission Reel (US broadcast)
Sam:Hello I'm Sam,Im 23 and I'm a stay at home mum

Robert:Im Robert I'm 39 and I'm a Supermaket Worker and we got 8 Children,Anna is 14

Sam:Colin is 12

Robert:Joan is 9

Sam:Adrianna is 8

Robert:Abby is 6

Sam:And the Boys Harry,Alex and Jordon is 4 and they are the biggest problem in our House

Observation Begins
Stella:As I Begin Observing I see the Boys got Annas Ipad

Alex:Lets put a picture of Twilight Sparkle being Naked

Harry:Awesome

[Anna is Reading Trainspotting Book without Looking]

Stella:The Boys stole Annas IPad and the next thing I saw is shocking

Anna:MUM SOMEONE PUT A PORN PICTURE OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE ON MY IPAD

Sam:Ill Take care of this Problem

Sam:Boys ill get your Bum Wooped

[She Snacks the boys with a wooden Spoon]

Stella:What I did just see Mum Snack the Boys with Woopen Spoon

Harry:Ow

Sam:Dont Abuse your Parent Like That

Stella:Mum needs to stop using a Wooden Spoon before its too late

Shopping
Stella:With Anna and Abbys Birthday Party is coming up so Mum decide to take the Kids Shopping

Sam:We gonna get your Sisters a Birthday Present

Jordon:No SHOP ONLINE. Nobody shops in stores anymore, this is the 21st century.

Sam:No Its getting Closer to the Party and get in the car

[They Went in the Car]

Sam:Thank You

Stella:When we at shopping all I see was 100 Per Cent Shocking

Harry:I WANT A COLORING BOOK

Sam:No

[Jordon Steals Cars DVD]

Sam:Put it back please

Jordon:NO

Joan:I Got Some My Little Pony Books

Sam:Thats Nice of you

[Colin is playing Disney Magic Kingdoms]

Stella:After we done Shopping The Boys want KFC but Mum said No so they throw a 2 Minute Tantum

Jordon:WE WANT KFC!

Sam:No,We are not Having KFC we are having Subway

Joan:The Boys Tantrum is scaring me alot

Alex:Shut your Mouth

Sam:Dont tell Mummy to Shut her Mouth or else ill feed you with Soap

Stella:I Can't Believe what I just heard

Talk with Sam
Stella:Any Celebrations Ruined

Sam:Yes Colin's Birthday which is an Angry Birds Themed was Ruined Because the Boys Made the cake messy and ate up all the cupcakes and ice cream, then a few of Colin's guests ended up leaving by ambulance due to a shrimp allergy. Joan's Frozen Birthday Party because The Boys put on Explict Lil Wayne song on the Playlist, got her friends sick by feeding them peanuts which they were allergic to, running around the venue naked, and putting salt in their ice cream. Adrianna's Barbie Birthday was also Ruined because the Boys put a Cherry Bomb in her Cake and my Friend rushed to get a new one and Adrianna got sick because one of the boys put nuts on top of the new cake which, by the way, Adrianna is allergic to. As a result, Adrianna was taken to the hospital. and they ruined our St Patricks Day Party and they didn't want to wear green because they hated that color and eaten all of our Cupcakes

Stella:Im Sorry to hear about it

Sam:And Christmas was Terrible and Halloween was just Shocking

Stella: How so?

DinnerTime
Stella:When Robert Came home it was Dinnertime

Anna:I Want Apple Jucie

Sam:Ok

Adrianna:Boys stay seated

Alex:NO WE WONT

[Colin is playing Angry Birds on his IPod]

Sam:No Video games at the Table

Jordon:Let me Play

Colin:Ok

Bedtime
Stella:Its Bedtime but the Boys want to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse while the Other kids are ready for Sleep

Jordon:WE WANNA WATCH MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE

[Colin is holding his Pluto Plush]

Sam:NO WE ARE NOT WATCHING MICKEY MOUSE ITS BEDTIME

Harry:FINE BY US

Sam:Fine by Me

Robert:Night Girls

Piper:Night Daddy

Stella:I Seen it all I need to have a talk with Sam and Robert

House Rules
Stella:Rule Number 1 means No More Yelling,Rule Number 2 Bedtime means Bedtime,Rule Number 3 means respect

Sam:I Know these Kids need to pat attention to Stella

Stella:i got Something Else I got you each a Reward Chart and Your Chore Book

Joan:Wow

Stella:If you Earn amount of Stickers Mummy and Daddy will reward You and for the Boys I got you a Sticker Chart

Sam:I Think the Kids Loved their Own Reward System

Time Out
Stella:When Anna and Abby wants to watch Danger Mouse but the Boys want to watch Lloyd in Space

[Anna and Abby watch a Danger Mouse episode "The Wild Wild Goose Chase" on TV in the living room.]

Harry: Can we watch Lloyd in Space?

Abby:We are watching Danger Mouse

Harry:WE WANT LLOYD IN SPACE NOT DANGER MOUSE!

Anna:Mum the Boys wont let Us watch Danger Mouse

Sam:Boys Your Sisters want to watch Danger Mouse Not Lloyd in Space,Do a Different activity

Stella:And them they started to hit her

Sam:Thats it You 3 will be going to Time Out

Stella:Mum Put the Boys in the time out for the First time

Sam:AND NOW STAY HERE FOR 4 MINUTES AND NOW IM TAKING YOUR MICKEY MOUSE playset AWAY

Stella:These Boys got no Choice to stay in time out

[The Boys Escape and watch MickeyMouse Clubhouse]

Sam:Turn off Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. You are not allowed to watch that while you have to stay in timeout.

Harry:SHUT UP, you horrible person

[Sam Put them back to Time Out]

[4 Minute Later]

Sam:I would like an apology from you

Jordon:We wanna watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Sam:You are whining to mommy, so your timeout will start over so ill reset the stopwatch

[Another 4 Minutes Later]

Sam:What you need to say

Harry,Jordon,Alex:Sorry

Sam:Thank You

Planning a Birthday Party
Robert:So what Theme we are going to Surprise the Girls

Colin:Angry Birds

Adrianna:I Know Shopkins

Joan:Trolls

Stella:I Think Pokemon

Harry:Toy Story

Jordon:Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Alex:Cars

Sam:How about My Little Pony as a theme

Robert:Yeah,That might be a good theme since Anna and Abby Like My Little Pony

Alex:NO WE WANT MICKEY MOUSE NOT MY LITTLE PONY! Yuk!

Sam:Listen,Its Mummy and Daddy's Choice not yours, oh yes, the party is at the pizza and arcade restaurant

Alex: Pizza?

Harry: Did you say pizza?

Anna and Abbys Birthday Party
Stella:The Next Day When Anna Turned 15 and Abby Turned 7 They Had a My Little Pony Themed Birthday Party at the Pizza and Arcade place Chuck E Cheese

[My Little Pony BGM Playing in the Background]

[Anna Dressed Up as Pinkie Pie and Abby Dressed Up as Rarity]

[On The Buffet Table we see Different Kinds of Foods Like Fried Chicken,Angels Carrot Sticks,Spikes Cucumber Sticks,Twilight Sparkles Grape Jam Sandwhiches Stars,French Fries,Different Flavoured Pringles,Trixies Magical Chicken Burgers]

[On Dessert Table we see Rainbow Dashs Rainbow Jelly,Pinkie Pies Pink Cupcakes,Raritys Chocolate Diamonds,Applejacks Apple Slices]

Sam:We have Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle Coming In and My Husband will be Ordering some Pizza and Stella is gonna help doing the Refreshments

Stella:And Their Friends came to the party

Collin:Ok Boys I want you to behave and have fun. Daddy will be getting the pizza, too.

[We see My Little Pony,Disney Princess,Frozen Gift Bags and Shopper Bags on the Table]

[And we see Bunting of My Little Pony Characters]

[We see My Little Pony Birthday Cake]

Sam:Do you wanna play a Game

Everyone:Yes

Sam:Ok Lets play Put a Crown on Twilight Sparkle First,Let Abby go First because shes the youngest,Close your Eyes,Abby

[She Turns Abby about 2 Times and put the Crown on the Board]

Sam:Open your Eyes,You Put a Crown on her Tail

Abby:Youre Next Anna

Anna:Youre Welcome

[Anna Closed her eyes and put the Crown on the Board]

Anna:That was Close

[Colin is Playing Candy Crush Saga with his Uncle on their IPads]

Colin:Since I had no interest in girl games I brought my IPad to play Candy Crush Saga

Stella:The Next Game is Musical Ponies

[They are Dancing with My Little Pony Theme Remix Version and then Music Stops]

Sam:Ahhhhh Joan

Stella:Sadly the Boys almost ruined the Party

[The Boys Changed from My Little Pony to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme song on]

Sam:Hold on

Robert:Who Changed the music

Adrianna:Its the Boys

Robert:Thats it you got your First Strike 3 more and you will placed in timeout

[Sam Puts My Little Pony BGM Back on]

Stella:And then its time to Open the Presents

Abby:Wow Twilight Sparkle Doll,Thats what I wanted

Anna:I Got Pinkie Pie Speaker that I wanted,Thanks Uncle

Uncle:Phil:Youre Welcome

[They Open a Present of their Aunt]

Abby:Wow Cinderella Doll

Anna:And I got Batman Slippers, thank you auntie Lessie

Aunt Lessie:Anytime

Sam:Heres one From Colin

[Sam Gives 2 Disney Princess Gift Bag to Abby and Anna]

Sam:Whats in your Bag

Abby:I Got My Little Pony Blind Bags,Cinderella on Blu Ray,Lip Balms which is Frozen,DC Superhero Girls Supergirl Figure and Top Wing Lava Lamp with Penny On it,and Magic Marker which is Frozen and whats cooler I got My Little Pony Tattoos and Magnets

Anna:I Got Harley Quinn Action Figure,Princess Magic Marker,Trolls Lip Balm,My Little Pony Blind Bags,Top Wing Lava Lamp with Penny on it which is cool,and I got Tattoos which is my little pony and Marvel Superhero Magments,Thanks Colin

Colin:Youre Welcome

Sam:Next its Off Your Grandad

[They Open a Present]

Abby:Wow Talking Minnie Mouse,shes so cute

Anna;Same Here I got Rocket Racoon

Sam:I Got a Present from Joan

[Shes Gives My Little Pony Shopper Bag]

Anna:Wow I got Guardians of the Galaxy Game for Xbox One,Pinkie Pie Plush,My Little Pony Top Trumps,Some Popcorn Tic Tacs,Trolls Candy Spray,And Shirt and it has Groot on it and Disney Princess coloring Book

Abby:I Got Ariel Dress,Rainbow Dash Plush,Frozen Top Trums,Tic tacs,Top Wing Candy Spray and I got Rainbow Dash Plush and My Little Pony Step into Reading Book

Anna:Thanks Joan

Sam:This is from the Boys

Abby:Wow I got More My Little Pony Blind Bags and Princess Jumbo Pen

Anna:Same here,Thanks Boys,Where are the Boys?

Abby: I don't know

Anna: Mommy, the boys are nowhere to be found. Where are they?

Abby: They better not be up to anymore funny business.