Dano Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Submission Reel
???: "Hello. I am Jenny."

???: "I am Jonathan, Jenny's husband."

Jenny: "And we are the Dano family. We have some adopted kids. we have Aini and Ali from Malaysia who is 18, Toshio from Japan who is 14, Mei from China who is 12, Hugo from Mexico who is 9, Jeanne from France who is 8, Joan from Spain who is 7, Mi-Yung from South Korea who is 6, Hans from Germany who is 5, Aen-Min from North Korea who is 4, Mario from Italy who is 3, Kim from Vietnam who is 2 1/2 and Akma from Malaysia who is 9 weeks, Aini's daughter and Ali's niece."

Jonathan: "Mei can't understand English."

Dano Family Home
Linda: "I'm Linda, the kids grandmother and my mother Danielle is their great grandmother."

[We see a lovely 2-story house with a 3-car garage]

Jo: "There's 3 cars?"

Linda: "The Black and Red Nissan car belongs to my oldest grandson, Ali who is 18 and is from Malaysia."

Ali: "GO DROWN, YA (bleep)!"

[A Malaysian girl comes downstairs with a 9-week old baby in her arms]

Aini: "Hi, I'm Aini, Ali's twin sister."

Mi-Yung: "Hi there!"

Toshio: "Hello."

Linda: "Toshio, aged 14 and from Japan is on the brink of copying Ali's behavior."

Aini: "My brother is also terminally-ill, suffering from a rare, incurable condition called Lymphangiomatosis, and only is sent home if he gets an attack during class."

[Ali and an girl around Ali and Aini's age are in a car]

Ali: "COME ON!"

???: "Come on!"

Aini: "Coming Allison and Ali!"

[Aini comes into the car while holding Akma]

Aini: "Be careful, Ali and Allison."

Ali: "Hmph, fine."

Jenny: "That was Allison, Aini's friend and Ali's girlfriend, Danielle doesn't approve of her due to her criminal record, Ali met her in a 17-and-over party."

Observation Begins
Jo: "When I observed, I saw the twins reading the Qu'ran."

Jo: "Hi, Aini and Ali, what are you reading?"

Aini: "The Qu'ran."

Ali: "We are Muslims."

Naughty Circle
Jo: "It wasn't long until Aen-Min locked Ali in a closet before supper then Aini got him out after supper during the night."

Ali: "AEN-MIN I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

[Ali hears a low rumbling sound]

Ali: "Ah (Bleep)!"

During Supper, before bedtime

[Akma makes baby noise meaning she wants her uncle]

Aini: "What's that? Oh you want uncle Ali?"

[Aini goes up to Jo]

Aini: "Where is Ali? Akma wants him"

[Akma tries to say "Uncle"]

Jo: "I will help you find him."

[Ali bangs the closet door]

Ali: "Sister! I'm in here!"

Aini: "Huh?"

[Aini opens the closet with a key]

Ali: "Sister!"

Aini: "Brother!"

[Ali steps out of the closet with his hands on his abdomen]

Aini: "Who locked you in the closet?"

Ali: "Umm Aen-Min."

[Aini goes up to Aen-Min and puts her on the Naughty Circle]

Aini: "You are on here for locking my twin brother in a closet to starve. Stay there for 4 minutes."

[Aini leaves Aen-Min on the Naughty Circle]

Aini: "Now Ali do you want something to eat?"

Ali: "Yeah..."

Aini:" Take a shower you smell like coal,"

Ali: "Okay...."

[Ali goes upstairs to take a shower]

Naughty Swivel
Jo: "It wasn't long until Ali flipped Linda the bird. It's just disgusting!"

[Ali flips Linda off]

Jo: "That 18-year old adoptive grandson of yours just flipped the bird at you Linda, put him on the Naughty Swivel for 18 minutes until you can tell him to get up."

[Linda grabs Ali by his shoulders and puts him on the Naughty Swivel]

Linda: "You are on here for giving me the middle finger, stay there for 18 minutes."

[Linda accidently puts her hand his private area causing him to freak out]

Ali: "THAT'S IS SO GROSS!!!!!!"

[Ali slaps Linda across the face]

Linda: "36 MINUTES!"

[Linda leaves Ali on the Naughty Swivel]

Ali: "(Bleep) YOU!"

Jo: "Just ignore that. I know he is testing you,"

Naughty Pit
Jo: "When Ali wanted to watch The Ring, Mario wanted to watch Go Diego Go. After he said no, Mario kicked up a tantrum."

[Ali is watching The Ring with Allison]

Mario: "Hey Ali can I watch Go Diego Go please?"

Ali: "Sorry, I am watching The Ring."

Allison: "Sorry but it is tough luck."

Mario: "I WANNA WATCH GO DIEGO GO!!!!!!"

[Mario slaps Ali across the face and punches him]

[Aini walks in]

Aini: "Mario, this is your warning. Annoy Ali again and you are going to the Naughty Pit. Understand?"

[Mario punches Aini on the nose giving her a nosebleed]

Aini: "Right! Naughty Pit!"

Aini: "Mario. I put you here because you annoyed Ali and gave me a nosebleed. Stay there for 3 minutes. Your Diego plush is in Toy Jail."

3 minutes later...

Mario: "Sorry, Aini."

Aini: "Give me a hug."

[Mario hugs Aini]

Jo's conversation with Ali
Ali: "(bleep) YOU!"

Jo: "I do not like your language Ali!"

Ali: "(Bleep), (bleep), (Long Bleep)!"

Jo: "Ali"

Joan: "IF AKMA DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH HER UNCLE ALI THAT'S FINE!"

Ali: "Excuse me Jo.."

Jo: "Huh?"

Ali: (screams in Joan's face) "SHUT UP YOU WHINY (bleep)Y BRAT AND LISTEN SHE IS MY NIECE AND I LOVE HER AND I AM ALLOWED TO BE WITH HER!!"

[Danielle covers Ali's mouth]

Danielle: "No bad words young man!"

Ali: "Sorry Danielle...."

Danielle: "I am usually the one who stops Ali and Joan from fighting."

Tickle Attack
Jo: "It wasn't long until Aen-Min was tickling Ali while he was trying to watch TV."

[Ali is watching Nightmare On Elm Street on TV]

[Aen-Min is tickling Ali]

Ali: "Ahhhh! stop it, OH (bleep)! I'M GONNA PEE!!"

[Ali bursts into laughter]

Aini: "My twin is ticklish."

Mi-Yung: "He hates being tickled."

Ali: (between laughs) "Stop it! Aen-Min! That tickles!"

Danielle: "This happens about 3 times a day."

Ali: "You're killing me!"

Aen-Min: "저 도라에게 탐색기를 볼수있게 해줘 그럼 내가 당신을 간지럽 중단됩니다" (Translation: Let me watch Dora The Explorer then I will stop tickling you)

Aini: "Aen-Min, tickle Ali once more, you are going to the Naughty Circle."

[Aen-Min ignores Aini's warning and continues to tickle Ali]

Ali: "SIS! HELP!"

Aini: "OK, you didn't listen, so you are going to the Naughty Circle."

[Ali puts a hand on his chest and breathes gently]

[Aini puts Aen-Min on the Naughty Circle]

Aini: "Stay there for 4 minutes."

[4 minutes later]

Aini: "Aen-Min, I put you on here because you were tickling Ali, not only that is bad, it's also dangerous. If he stopped breathing, he would die. I would like an apology."

Teenage Trouble
Jo: "It wasn't long until Ali was watching Saw: IV and Jonathan told him to finish his homework."

Jonathan: "Ali, do your homework, please. You have a huge science test tomorrow. If you don't, then you will fail school."

Ali: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP JONATHAN! I AM WATCHING SAW: IV!"

Jo: "Tell that disrespectful boy of yours to do his homework or he is going on the Naughty Swivel."

Jonathan: "Ali Omar Dano, this is a warning. If you ."

Dinnertime
Jo: "It seemed that Ali doesn't eat with his family, and I found out he was starving himself because I found out he was called 'Fat.' back at Riverside, but he is extremely thin for an 18-year old boy."

Ali: "I'm not hungry."

[Ali faces the other way]

Danielle: "I forgot to mention, Ali doesn't like to eat with his family and left him with anorexia nevorsia."

[Ali goes upstairs]

Jo: "Is he trying to starve himself?"

Ali: (Thinking: I'm not hungry, I don't care if my stomach growls, I'm not hungry)

Jenny: "Ali, come on. You dinner is getting cold"

[Ali ignores and goes upstairs]

Jenny: "Since Ali got bullied from his poor treatment back at Riverside High School, he tried many times to get himself expelled, and he is refusing to eat because of the incident in the lunch room back there."

Jo: "My, what happened?"

Jenny: "Another student threw up in the lunch room, and on the table and near his lunch, Ali was so grossed out, he did not to eat anything for 2 weeks, but he does eat a few foods, which are all Malaysian."

[Ali goes outside]

Ali: (Thinking: I'm not hungry, even if I faint from starvation)

Aini: "My twin brother won't eat anything and claims he is not hungry, but I do hear low growling sounds reaching his ears."

Jenny: "Since Ali won't eat much because of the incident, Ali just won't eat anything unless it is Malaysian."

Jo: "How long has he last eaten?"

Jenny: "Maybe about 6 days ago."

Jo: "I can't believe what I just heard! a teenage boy starving himself because of him getting called fat!"

cut to:

[Ali is walking around the neighborhood]

Ali: "I'm not hungry."

Finding Ali
Jo: "Then the family decided to take a walk."

[The family (minus Ali) and Jo are out for a walk]

Kim: "Mommy, where's Ali?"

Jenny: "Oh no..."

[The family runs]

cut to:

[Ali walking on the streets]

Ali: (Thinking: I'm not hungry, no matter what my stomach wants, I wanna die)

[Ali comes up to the bus]

Bus Driver: "£3, please."

Ali: "To the city park."

[Ali hands the officer £3 and sits]

Ali: (Thinking: I am not hungry, but my stomach is making alot of noise)

[The bus drives off]

cut to:

[The bus drops Ali off]

Ali: "Here is Boulder Park."

[Ali walks and sits down on a bench]

Ali: (Thinking: I feel my hunger getting worse)

[Ali hears a growling sound, causing him to clutch his stomach in hunger]

Ali: "My god, this is starting to hurt..."

cut to:

[The Dano Family getting on a bus]

Hugo: "I think he went on here."

cut to:

[Ali leaving Boulder Park]

Ali: (Thinking: I used my last £3, so i can't buy anything...)

[Ali walks to a abandoned field]

Ali: "I wish I brought my MP3..."

[Ali passes out from exhaustion and starvation]

cut to:

[The Dano Family arrive at the Boulder Park and go to the abandoned field]

Jenny: "Just a few more steps."

[Jenny walks into the abandoned field]

Jenny: "Oh my god! Ali!"

[Jenny picks up the half starved Ali]

Ali: (slurring) "Mom...?"

[Ali passes out]

[Jenny carries the half-starved boy back to the house]

cut to:

[Jenny putting Ali on the couch]

Jenny: "Please don't be dead!"

[Jenny puts her hand on Ali's chest]

Jenny: "He is still breathing."

Toshio: "I will get the Ikan Bakar if he wakes up."

Ali: (slurring) "Hyyy moummmm...."

[Toshio brings in the Ikan Bakar]

Ali: (slurring) "Ikkkkannnnn Bakkkarrrrr, Myyyyyy Favoooorittte."

[Ali's voice stops slurring]

Ali: "Ah (bleep), I have must came in contact with shrimp again, cause' i'm allergic to shrimp, It gives me a runny nose, high fever, vomiting, and slurring."

Jo: "Ali is allergic to shrimp?"

Ali: "Guys? can i have some privacy please?"

[The Dano Family (minus Ali) and Jo leave the room]

Ali: "Ikan Bakar, thanks!"

[Ali starts eating]

5 minutes later, At 9:00pm

[Ali is asleep on the couch, curled up in a cat-like position]

Ali: (Thinking: I don't like my grandmother very much, maybe i can stop thinking)

[Aini comes downstairs while holding Akma]

Aini: "Ali?"

[No answer]

Aini: "He must have been exhausted and starving."

[Akma baubles and climbs on her uncle's back and pulls his T-shirt]

Ali: "Ah!"

[Ali shakes his head]

Ali: "Hi, sister."

Mario, Hans, Joan, Jeanne, Ali, and Aen-Min vs. The Babysitter
Jo: "I convinced Aini to take Akma for a walk, the parents were going to a social dance, they hired a young babysitter named Josie Dumais to babysit."

Jenny: "Ali has shrimp allergies, Aen-Min is allergic to peanuts, Ali, he is an 18-year old rebellious son of mine from Malaysia, warning: Put him on the Naughty Swivel if he doesn't do as he is told."

Josie: "OK."

[Josie hears a blast of heavy metal music coming from Ali's room]

Jenny: "He hangs out with his classmates, who are bad as himself but they do not starve themselves."

Allison: "GO DROWN (bleep)!!!"

Ali: "YEAH!"

Jamie (One of Ali's classmates): "(bleep) YOU (bleep)Y BABY(bleep)!"!"

Josie: "Ali, stop using bad language."

Allison: "Shut up! (bleep)!"

Ali: "YEAH WHAT SHE SAID!"

[Ali sticks his tounge out, goes to his car and drives off with his classmates]