What Hurts More

Chapter 1
Ri Dae-Jung was sitting in the employee common areas, he was reading about the Soviet Union when Dennis came up to him.

"Hey, can I ask you something?" Dennis asked.

" (What?)" He asked in Korean.

"What hurts more, being a boy or a girl?" Dennis asked.

Ri Dae-Jung then stood up, dropped his book on Lenin.

Then Dennis then kicked Ri Dae-Jung in the crotch.

He wasn't expecting it, he clutched his groin and doubled over in pain, nausea filling his body.

"Блядь! (F***!)" He yelled in Russian.

He looked at Dennis, sweating and looking a little bit nauseous.

"Почему Деннис! (Why Dennis!)" He yelled.

Marie entered the common area, she saw her male another counterpart yelling in Russian, he was also in the floor, clutching between the legs.

"Dennis, why is Ri Dae-Jung on the floor in pain, did you kick him in the nuts?" Marie asked.

"Yes." Dennis replied.

"Why did you do that to him?!" She asked.

"Sorry, Marie, but I was so curious about the answer." Dennis replied.

"What was it?" She asked.

"What hurts more, Being a boy or a girl." Dennis replied.

"And his answer was?" She asked.

They both looked at Ri Dae-Jung, still in pain over his testicles being kicked.

"Мари! Убей его за меня! ТЕПЕРЬ! (Marie! KIll him for me! NOW!)" He yelled in pain.

Arkadi entered the room.

"He's speaking Russian again." Marie said.

" (Should I come back sometime later?)" He asked

"Ебаный английский ублюдок! (F***ing English b*****d!)" He yelled.

He clenched his teeth.

"Дерьмо! Блядь! Проклятье! Зачем бить мои гребаные шары! (S***! F***! Godd***it! Why kick my f***ing b***s!)" He yelled.

"I also wanted to check if he was a boy or a girl." Dennis said.

"У меня есть яички и пенис, ты тупица! (I have testicles and a penis, you dumba**!)" He yelled.