Othorimer Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo meets the Othorimer Family's game girl..."

Olesia: "DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! DIE!"

Announcer: "And whom a teenage girl who is a spoiled and bratty princess..."

Morisa: "GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME, YOU LAZY SLUT!"

[Morisa throws Orla's cosmetic kit and sewing kit out the window]

Orla: "No! Not my cosmetic kit! That was so expensive!"

Announcer: "A violent pre-teen..."

Olesia: "KILL YOURSELF, MORISA!"

[Morisa and Olesia destroy Kenisha's assembled swan 3D puzzle]

Kenisha: "My 3D puzzle! I just finished it!"

[Morisa beheads Kenisha's Monster High figure]

Kenisha: "Oh no, not my Lagoona Blue doll! MOM!!!!"

[Morisa throws Kenisha's potted plant and it breaks and it spills all of the soil out with a fully bloomed daisy]

Kenisha: (sobbing) "My poor plant...."

Announcer: "And the 6-year-old living nightmare torture..."

[Jay trips Orla over and laughs at that]

Announcer: "Can Jo discipline the unruly kids to adjust their attitudes?"

[Jo sends Jay to the reflection room]

[Jay spits in Jo's face]

Announcer: "Or will it be all to the game girl, spoiled princess, and living nightmare?"

Olesia: "Supernanny's gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's take a look and see which family we've got this time..."

???: "Hi, we're the Othorimer Family! I'm Orla and I'm an event planner."

???: "And I'm Robert, fireman. I work 5 nights a week."

Orla: "We have four children: Morisa is 13, Olesia is 11, Kenisha is 8 1/2, and Jay is 6. We really need Supernanny because Kenisha is the only well-behaved, but the others are far from it."

[Jay pushes Mom to the garbage can]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Olesia and Morisa destroy Kenisha's 3D puzzle]

Kenisha: "My 3D puzzle! I just finished it!"

Orla: "I made lots of house rules charts. Olesia threw all of them into the fireplace."

Olesia: "No more rules, loser!" [throws the house rules chart into the fireplace]

Jo: "My word..."

Orla: "Olesia has been expelled from schools for destroying all the rules charts. Jay, don't get me started with him..."

[Jay trips Orla over]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Jay bonks the garbage lid at Robert]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Jay spits at the viewer and laughs at that]

[Jay throws a toy firetruck at Orla and laughs at that]

[Jay puts a shrimp in Kenisha's mouth and laughs at that]

Jo: (gasps)

[Morisa destroys Orla's favorite CD]

[Jay destroys Orla's blackberry]

[Jay laughs at that]

AM Morning
[Jay is playing LocoRoco 2 on his PSP]

Jay: "TAKE THAT, you fucking black octopus bitch!"

Orla: "Jay, please play a bit more quietly."

Jay: "Why, you asshole?"

Orla: "Watch your language. If you continue to swear, I will confiscate your PSP for the rest of the morning. Do you understand? I'm trying to work and I can't have you yelling and swearing at your game."

Talk with Mom
Jo: "What about the holidays that have been ruined?"

Observation Continues
[Olesia is playing a Grand Theft Auto game on the XBOX 360]

Olesia: "Move over, you motherfucking son of a goddamn bitch!"

Jo: Olesia is only 11, and the fact that he likes to play violent games is appalling!

Kenisha's after-school activities
Jo: "Every week, Kenisha goes to an after-school activity. She does Choir Club on Mondays, Computer Club on Tuesdays and Fridays, Chess Club on Wednesdays, and Cooking Club on Thursdays."

Jo: "Kenisha, why don't you want to go home to your family?"

Kenisha: "Because my siblings are not around when I'm at school. When they are actually around, I feel like I'm in a nightmare. That's why."

[Kenisha shows Jo her arm in a cast]

Jo: "Kenisha, why do you have a cast on your arm?"

Kenisha: "I got bitten by Jay, Morisa and Olesia."

Parent Meeting
Orla: (crying) I feel like the worst mother ever... My children will never respect me...

Jo: There there. I promise you that I will save your household.

House Rules
Jo: "Today, we're going to have house rules."

[Morisa reads the Hope Solo magazine]

Jo: "Rule number one: Listen and obey."

Morisa: "Blah, blah, blah! Ain't listenin'!"

Jo: "Rule number two: No more playing violent video games."

Morisa: "Nag, nag, nag, nag! I will keep interrupting all I want!"

Jo: "Rule number three: No swearing."

Morisa: "SHUT UP!"

Jo: "Rule number four: Cell phones must be turned off at 7:30 on week nights, 8:30 on weekends,"

Morisa: "Olesia and I were like, 'What? Is she crazy?'"

Jo: "Rule number five: MySpace and Bebo are privileges which you earn up to one hour per day."

Olesia: "I agree with Morisa. I believe that Jo has no IQ points at all."

Morisa and Olesia: "We STRONGLY disagree with the rules, we guarantee!"

Orla: "Sorry, Morisa and Olesia. But those are the rules and that's final! We will not change them!"

Olesia (yelling): "WE WILL CHANGE THE RULES FOR OURSELVES! HOW ABOUT THAT?!"

Jo: "Rule number six, always tell your parents where you are going and when you will be back."

[Morisa rolls her eyes]

Jo: "Rule number seven, be home on time."

[Olesia reads her Nintendo Power magazine]

Jo: "Rule number eight, must be in bed by 9:30 on week nights, 10:30 on weekends,"

[Olesia takes the house rules chart]

Olesia: "Too late! No more rules for us!" [throws the house rules chart in the fireplace]

Jo: "Olesia, NO!"

Morisa: "Yeah, we will not listen to you, ever! Who the fuck cares?!"

Discipline
Jo: For discipline, I am introducing the Reflection Room.

Jo: When the children misbehave, you give them a warning. If they continue to misbehave, they will go to timeout. When they attempt to flee timeout, you take them back without a word. After their time, you get them to say sorry, and then kisses and hugs. Otherwise, they stay there for more time.

Jo: Soon enough, we were playing a board game, but Olesia was misbehaving.

Olesia: NO!!! I WANT THE MONEY!!!

Robert: No, Olesia. You can't have all the money.

[Olesia takes the money and blows raspberry]

Jo: Robert, you need to give Olesia a warning.

Robert: Olesia, this is your warning. Continue to misbehave and you will go in timeout.

[Olesia flips the board out of anger]

[Robert sends Olesia straight to the Reflection Room]

Robert: I have sent you to the Reflection Room because you stole the money, blew raspberry, and flipped the board game. You will stay here for 11 minutes.

Olesia: I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!

Time: 3 minutes

[Olesia escapes the Reflection Room and turns on the TV to put on the 1993 movie "The Thief and the Cobbler"]

Orla: Excuse me, but you're suppose to be in the Reflection Room]

Jo: No communication. Take her back to timeout.

Time: 10 minutes

[Olesia assaults Kenisha]

Robert: You do not hurt your little sister! Now go back to timeout!

Time: 13 minutes

[Olesia runs outside and goes on the swings]

Time: 19 minutes

[Olesia turns on the speakers to play Merzbow's "I Lead You Towards Glorious Times"]

Robert: Turn that harsh noise off right now! We are not listening to Merzbow.

Olesia: I DON'T CARE!!! I WILL PUT ON THE ICP AFTER THIS!!! AND IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, THEN I WILL!!!

Time: 25 minutes

[Olesia hacks into her father's Facebook and posts a video of her mooning to the camera]

Robert: How dare you hack into my Facebook and post an inappropriate video on it! Go back to the Reflection Room right now!

Robert: Olesia posting that for all of my followers to see was extremely embarrassing.

Time: 32 minutes

[Olesia trashes the bathroom]

Orla: You will not trash the bathroom! Go back to timeout!

Time: 40 minutes

[Olesia breaks Kenisha's toys]

Time: 45 minutes

[Olesia goes on YouTube to watch Logan Paul]

Orla: Turn that off right now! Logan Paul is a bad influence on you!

Time: 55 minutes

[Olesia gets her father's wallet and uses it to donate $500 to Kids Wish Network]

Robert: How dare you use my wallet to donate $500 to Kids Wish Network! I don't trust that "charity" because of its shady tactics.

Time: 66 minutes

[Olesia gets her mother's wallet and uses it to donate $500 to Autism Speaks]

Orla: Olesia Othorimer! You do not use my credit card to donate money to Autism Speaks! I don't trust that company because they use false perspectives of autism, treat autistic people like trash, and supported a "therapy center" that tortured special needs children with shocks!

Time: 72 minutes

[Olesia goes on her phone and plays Death Grips's "No Love" at full blast on the speakers]

Time: 81 minutes

[Olesia trashes the Reflection Room out of rage]

Jo: Take her to a different room. She completely demolished it.

Jo: I couldn't believe that little girl destroyed the Reflection Room like that!

Time: 90 minutes

Jo: Her temper tantrum lasted all the way up to bedtime.

Orla: Tell everyone goodnight and go to bed.

Olesia: Goodnight and go to bed.

Orla: No. Just goodnight.

Olesia: Goodnight.

Jo: The other kids got to stay up, she didn't have that privilege tonight.

Lose What You Like Chart
Jo: "It wasn't long before Morisa started to kick off."

[Orla is in the kitchen making dinner]

Morisa: "Mom, can I have some chocolate please?"

Orla: "Not now, Morisa. Besides, I'm cooking dinner."

Jo: "Morisa was having none of it. She still wanted to have chocolate."

Morisa: "I WANT CHOCOLATE, YOU DESPICABLE BITCH ASS FUCKNOSE!"

Orla: "Excuse me?! Chocolate can only be eaten as a dessert and a snack. You will not get them right now. Maybe after dessert, you can have some, OK?"

Jo: "Morisa tested her mother on every level."

Morisa: "I WILL NOT EAT DINNER UNLESS YOU GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE!"

[Morisa throws the phone at Orla]

Orla: "Ouch! Calm down, Morisa!"

Morisa: "I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A MOTHERFUCKING LAKE!"

Jo: "Morisa, we don't use that kind of language. That is rude and disrespectful."

[Morisa bites Jo's hand]

Jo: "Morisa, you don't have the right to bite my hand because that is rude and disrespectful also."

[Morisa smashes a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat.]

Orla: "Oh, my god! My rare and exotic Koi!"

Morisa: FUCK IT!!!

Jo: "Because Morisa broke the fish tank, I suggested her remove a privilege from the Lose What You Like Chart."

Jo: "Since she broke the fish tank, you're going to remove a privilege from the Lose What You Like Chart."

Orla: "Because of what you did, you have lost your iPhone for one whole week."

Morisa: "NO!!! I WANT IT BACK, YOU MOTHERFUCKING THIEVES!"

[Morisa throws Orla's cosmetic kit and sewing kit out the window]

Orla: "Oh, no! Not my cosmetic kit! That was so expensive!"

Morisa: "YOU DESERVED IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LET ME HAVE WHAT I WANT!"

Jo: "Mom patronized Morisa."

Orla: "NO MYSPACE AND BEBO FOR TWO WEEKS!"

Morisa: YES MYSPACE AND BEBO, FUCKTARD!!!

[Morisa flips Orla off]

Orla: "You now lost TV privileges!"

Morisa: "I WANT THEM ALL BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!"

Orla: Stop this right now! You're acting like you're 4!

[Morisa throws Kenisha's potted plant and it breaks and it spills all of the soil out with a fully bloomed daisy]

Kenisha: (sobbing) "My poor plant....my African violet."

Morisa: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN AFRICAN VIOLET!!! IT DESERVED TO MOTHERFUCKING DIE!!!

Jo: "Remove another privilege, Orla."

Orla: "That's it, you lost your phone privileges!"

Morisa: "YOU ALWAYS STEAL WHAT I LIKE! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I TOOK YOUR SHIT?!?!"

Jo: "And if you thought Morisa's protest was over by that point, think again! She started to carry on with even more violent deeds!

[Morisa beheads Kenisha's Monster High figure. She then throws the body at the pool]

Kenisha: "Oh no, not my Lagoona Blue doll! MOM!!!!"

Orla: "That's five privileges lost now! You're not going to the party next week!"

Morisa: "NEVER!!! I WILL GET MY FAVORITE THINGS BACK BY BURNING THIS CHART!" [throws the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace]

Orla: "Morisa, NO!"

Jo: "Morisa never stopped."

[Morisa then plays "People = Shit" by Slipknot on the MP3 player]

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER! Turn the song off! It is inappropriate!"

Morisa: "I can keep playing the song regardless of the fucking circumstances! Besides, Slipknot is fucking awesome!"

Jo: "Remove another privilege."

Orla: "I cannot remove another privilege. Morisa threw the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace."

Jo: In that case, I will get the backup chart.

Morisa: "Go kill yourself, you fucking fatass cunt!"

Orla: "I'm getting sick of this game, young lady."

[Morisa throws Orla's iPhone out the window, causing the phone to shatter]

Orla: "Oh my, god! MORISA!"

[Robert arrives home]

Robert: "Hello, I'm home."

Orla: "Morisa and Olesia disagreed to the rules, and Morisa in particular wanted to have chocolate before dinner."

Robert: "Oh, dear."

Orla: "Oh, Morisa smashed the fish tank, threw the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace, wished me dead, flipped me off, beheaded Kenisha's monster high figure and threw it in the pool, played the song "People = Shit" by Slipknot on her MP3 player, bit Jo's hand, threw the phone at me, and destroyed Kenisha's African violet."

[Robert's anger rises]

Morisa and Olesia vs. Jo
[Morisa and Olesia are watching Good Afternoon America while playing Papa's Burgeria HD on their iPads and listening to Pound the Alarm by Nicki Minaj on the iPod touch]

Olesia: "I have one customer left."

Jo: "Morisa and Olesia were watching an afternoon-only show while playing a cooking game on their iPads."

Orla: "Morisa Adrianne Othorimer, come here."

Morisa: "NO!"

Jo: "Morisa, your mom needs to talk to you."

Morisa: "FINE!"

[Morisa turns the power off her iPad]

Morisa: What is it?!

Orla: You need to clean the dishes.

Olesia: How about no?!

Morisa: Yeah! We'd rather listen to Nicki Minaj and play on our iPads than do the dishes.

Jo: This is your warning. Do your chores or you will lose something.

Olesia: WE DARE YOU!!!

Morisa: TRY US, YOU FUCKING WEASEL!!!

Orla: Right. You lost your iPad.

[Orla takes away the iPad]

Morisa: HOW DARE YOU TURN OFF MY IPAD!!! ME AND OLESIA WERE PLAYING PAPA'S BURGERIA HD!!!

Olesia: GIVE IT BACK OR ELSE WE WILL ATTACK YOU!!!

Jo: Attack your mother and you will go straight into the Reflection Room.

[Morisa and Olesia grab a bunch of water balloons]

Morisa: Ready, FIRE!!!

[Morisa and Olesia throw water balloons at Orla and Jo, causing the balloons to explode and wet Orla and Jo]

[Jo takes the two straight to the Reflection Room]

Jo: You girls are in the Reflection Room because you threw water balloon at me and mommy.

Olesia: WE DON'T CARE!!!

Morisa: PISS OFF!!!

Jo: "I do not like your behavior. You are hurting our feelings because you are doing things that are unacceptable. How dare you act unacceptably towards your mother!"

Morisa: (sneering) "Well, we don't like you and everyone we don't trust. Get the fuck out of our sight and snack on some rotten M&M's!"

[Jo ignore this and walks away]

Morisa: HEY BITCH!!! WE'RE TALKING TO YOU!!!

Olesia: Let's beat her up!

[Olesia tackles down Jo]

Jo: Get off of me and go back to the Reflection Room!

[Morisa ties up Jo]

Morisa: This is for everything!

[Olesia and Morisa beat up Jo]

Robert: HEY!!! GET OFF OF HER!!!

[Robert pushes the girls away]

[Robert unties Jo]

Jo: I couldn't believe that Morisa and Olesia tied me up and beat me up!

Jo: You do not tie me up and beat me up! Go back to the Reflection Room and you have lost your iPod Touches.

Morisa: FUCK!!!

Olesia: SHIT!!!

[Morisa and Olesia stomp back to the Reflection Room]

Kenisha's 9th birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Kenisha's birthday, she was turning 9 that day, and she was having a Victorious-themed birthday party; she invited her friends Kari, Julia, Mariah, Tatum, Madeline, Veronica, Carly and Jessie."

Kenisha: "Hi, Jo."

Jo: "Happy birthday, Kenisha!"

Orla: "I've booked everything for the party."

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

Julia: "Aren't your siblings invited to your party, Kenisha?"

Kenisha: "Oh, I'm afraid not. They caused too much disasters today."

Veronica: "That's not very nice of them, Kenisha."

Kenisha: "Anyway, my mom booked a karaoke machine. We've got face painting, a dressing table, a stage area, funky dance, activities and games."

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, things got worse."

[Veronica is singing karaoke]

Veronica: (singing) "Since you've been gone...I can breathe for the first time...I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah...thanks to you...now I get...what I want...since you've been gone..."

Morisa: "I put in there not only water, but carrot juice, boogers, snot, ants, spiders, urine, corn, spinach, peas, milk, and dirt in the balloons, Athena."

Athena: "OK."

Olesia and Morisa: "Girls, on your mark, get set, GO THROW 'EM NOW!"

[Olesia, Morisa, and their friends, Rochelle, Angeline, Coraline, Glinda, Trixie, Ruby, Athena, and Gina throw balloons filled with water, carrot juice, Coke, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, boogers, ants, spiders, urine, corn, spinach, peas, milk, and dirt]

Kenisha: "Ack!"

[Glinda marches to Mariah and force-feeds her tabasco sauce]

Mariah: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"

[Glinda slaps Mariah's cheek]

Jo: "Young lady, we do not force-feed other people Tabasco sauce because it can burn their mouths!"

Glinda: "I DON'T CARE!"

Coraline: "I put in those water, broccoli, worms, beans, and feces."

Olesia: "I find it very clear, Coraline."

[Coraline throws the balloons at Tatum]

[Tatum screams]

Tatum: "MOM!!!"

Kenisha: "They had better not ruin the karaoke machine!"

[Rochelle hacks the karaoke machine and proceeds to play "Heaven Torn Asunder" by Cradle of Filth]

Rochelle: (singing the lyrics) CHAOS IS SPAT FROM THE BLACK ETERNAL SEA!!! SERRATED MOUNTAINS OF MAD SHADOWS, CARVING TOWARDS MISDEED!!!

Carly: Turn that off right now! I hate Cradle of Filth!

Rochelle: (ignoring Carly and continuing to sing the lyrics) STORMCHOIRS GATHER, A PESTILENTIAL HISS!!! SUNSET EVOKES LUCIFERIAN FIRE, THE SKIES ARE RUPTURED LIKE A KNIFED ORIFICE!!!

Carly: (pissed) DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!?! I SAID TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!!

Rochelle: NO!!! FUCK YOU, CARLY!!!

[Rochelle destroys the karaoke machine by smashing it into pieces with an axe]

[Carly screams in horror]

Orla: "What's going on?"

Carly: "Rochelle was blasting Cradle of Filth with the karaoke machine! And when I told her to turn it off, she destroyed it like a madwoman! How will we ever get to sing?"

[Jay comes out of the house and pushes Kari to the pool]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Ruby and Angeline jump in the pool]

[Glinda and Rochelle push Madeleine and Kenisha into the pool]

Kenisha: "Cut it out, Ruby!"

[Glinda and Rochelle jump in the pool]

[Olesia and Morisa throw Jessie and Tatum into the pool]

[Olesia and Morisa jump into the pool as if nothing happened]

Olesia: "WE PREPARED THE PARTY BY BOOKING THE POOL, AND WE AREN'T LYING!"

Jessie: "Help me! I can't swim!"

[Mariah safely rescues Jessie. Whilst in the pool, Olesia smacks Mariah in the face, while Morisa bites Mariah's leg]

Mariah: "Mrs. Othorimer, I think a shark bit me!"

Jessie: "Don't be silly, Mariah. Sharks don't live in pools; they live in the deep part of the ocean."

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER!"

Mariah: "Olesia smacked me and Morisa bit me!"

Orla: "You three are in big trouble, you go march inside the house! That is going to cost you a whole month of your allowance! As for the rest of you, go home! I'm calling your parents!"

[Orla sends Rochelle, Gina, Trixie, Athena, Ruby, Angeline, Glinda and Coraline home and calls their parents]

[Olesia and Morisa reluctantly move into the house and slam the door, while Jo cleans up, discarding the water balloons]

[Orla offers to replace the karaoke machine, with a month of Jay, Olesia and Morisa's allowances]

Jo: "Kenisha, are you alright?"

Kenisha: "I'm fine, Jo-Jo."

Jessie: "Yeah."

Mariah: "We're okay."

Kari: "Uh-huh."

Madeleine and Tatum: "Yes."

[A truck appears]

Jo: "Where did that truck come from?"

[Olesia comes downstairs and picks up the item, which happens to be water balloons]

Jo: "Go to your room, I am not playing this silly game."

[Olesia throws the water balloon at Jo, drenching her]

Jo: You do not drench me again with a water balloon! Go to your room right this instant!

[Olesia stomps in the house and slams the door]

[A water balloon comes from a window]

Kenisha: "And where did those water balloons come from, anyway?"

[Jay runs and gets the three allowances]

[Jay laughs at that]

White Sheets
Jo: "Today, I brought in the white sheets. The family has issues that need to be addressed."

Jo: "You never disallowed Morisa or Olesia to touch, use or go so I brought in the White Sheets today. That way you can mark an area you do not want them to touch, use or go. When they see the White Sheet, it means, not touchable. Otherwise, there will be consequences,"

[Jo puts the white sheet on the iPad and iPod Touches]

Jo: Since you're still grounded, you're not allowed to touch your iPad and iPod Touches.

Picking up Kenisha from cooking club
Jo: "Later on, Mom told the kids to come in the car to pick up Kenisha from cooking club, but they were having none of it."

Orla: "Come on, Morisa, Olesia, and Jay. It's time to pick up your sister from cooking club."

Olesia: "I DON'T WANNA GO!"

Jay: "ME NEITHER!"

Morisa: "BESIDES, WE RETURNED HOME FROM SCHOOL ALREADY, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

Orla: "Come on, Morisa, Olesia, and Jay. It's time to pick up Kenisha from cooking club."

Olesia: "WE WILL STAY HERE! IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!"

Orla: "You can't stay here because you made a humongous party and a very terrible mess that scattered everywhere and took a month to clean up. Let's go. And also, your father is at work and you have nobody else to look after you for today."

Morisa: "WE'RE NOT COMING WITH YOU!"

Jo: "These three children are talking back at you, Orla. Firmly tell them to get into the car, otherwise they will get consequences via removing privileges on the Lose What You Like Chart."

Morisa: "WE SHALL NOT JOIN YOU, EVER!!!!!!"

Orla: "What do I do, Jo? Put Morisa, Olesia, and Jay to timeout before or after picking up Kenisha from Cooking Club?"

Jo: "Do it after. If they carry on with their defiance, there will be consequences."

[Orla gathers Jay, Olesia and Morisa into the van and drives to the school to pick up Kenisha]

[Kenisha walks out of the school building]

Kenisha: "See you tomorrow, Mimi!"

Orla: "Hi, Kenisha! How was cooking club?"

Kenisha: "It was great! We got to make sushi."

Jay: "Sushi sounds yucky and it's for Japanese idiots!"

Morisa: "WHEN WILL WE COME BACK?!"

Orla: "I need to pick up some milk at the store first."

Morisa: "HAVE...YOU...GONE...NUTS?!"

Orla: "We're out of milk and I can't cook tonight's supper without it."

Mayhem at the store
Jo: "As soon as we arrived at the store, things got from bad to worse."

Orla: "I expect everyone to be on their best behavior, least especially Kenisha, the three of you."

Kenisha: "Okay!"

Orla: "Morisa, Olesia, and Jay. You are to help mommy too."

Morisa: "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TREAT US LIKE YOUR FUCKING SHITTY SLAVES!"

Orla: "We need to buy some milk. we've just run out, and I need milk to cook dinner with it,"

[Jay punches the electronic machine and throws electronics at local residents (1 minute later)]

Orla: "Oh, my god. Jay Anthony Othorimer!!!!"

[Jay laughs at that]

[Kenisha returns to Orla with the milk]

Kenisha: "Here's the milk, mom."

Orla: "Thank you, sweetie for helping me find what I need."

[Olesia knocks over the party supplies in the party aisle (3 minutes later)]

Orla: "Ugh! Olesia Michaela Othorimer!"

[Morisa throws a set of ground turkey at a local resident (5 minutes later)]

Orla: "Morisa Adrianne, stop!"

[Jay force-feeds a local resident Tabasco sauce (7 minutes later)]

Lady: "Ow, that burns!"

Jay: "I WILL BURN YOU TO DEATH!"

Lady: "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

Orla: "Jay, come here."

[In the health and beauty aisle, Jay is pouring shampoo and conditioner all over the floor (9 minutes later)]

[Jay laughs at that]

Orla: "Ugh, Jay!"

[Back in the produce section, Morisa is about to drink a carton of milk (11 minutes later)]

Orla: "Morisa, stop!"

[Morisa throws several cartons of milk across the clothing aisle]

Orla: "Oh, my god!"

Morisa: "MOM, SHUT YOUR TRAP, YOU ASSFUCKER!"

[Olesia gets a pack of shrimps and wine and goes to the cashier (13 minutes later)]

Cashier: "Our store policy states that we cannot sell alcoholic beverages to minors. May I see your ID, please?"

[Olesia brings the ID and cash]

Co-Manager: "Have a pleasant day, Olesia! Bon Voyage!"

Orla: "There you are."

Co-Manager: "Sorry, but Olesia has to leave. Right now."

[The family is in the car (15 minutes later)]

Orla: "Olesia, you do not end the shopping day by going to the cashier and spending your money for food that your sister Kenisha has an allergy from. Jay, you do not treat a local resident like this or throw electronics at residents. Morisa, you do not toss ground turkey at a local resident. I will send all of you to the Reflection Room when we get home and lock your electronics up in a safe."

Morisa: "THEN I WILL SMASH IT!"

[Morisa grabs a hammer and smashes the safe. It breaks and opens up]

Morisa: There! I got my iPad and iPod Touch back!

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny, Olesia injects wine and shrimp in Kenisha's shoulder..."

Olesia injects wine and shrimp juice in Kenisha's arm and shoulder
Olesia: "Maybe this will be enough to kill her."

Kenisha: "Oh my god, seriously, no!"

[Kenisha pushes Olesia to the floor and runs to try to get safely away from her]

[Olesia chases after Kenisha and then tackles her to the floor, pinning her]

Kenisha: Let me go!!!

[Olesia lifts up Kenisha's sleeve and injects wine in the arm]

[Olesia gets Kenisha's neck line to touch her left shoulder, and injects shrimp juice to the shoulder]

Kenisha (slurring): "Wyyyy...ded....uuuuu...dooooo...et...." (Translated: "Why did you do it?")

Orla: "What happened? Did you get into the alcoholic drinks?"

Kenisha (slurring): "Oleeessiaa...injecctteeedd....winneeeee....anddd...shreeemp....juiceeee....iiin...meeeee...." (Translated: "Olesia injected wine and shrimp juice in me.")

[Orla sends Jay, Morisa, and Olesia to the reflection room]

Orla: "That was unacceptable and absolutely unnecessary. Morisa, stay there for 26 minutes, Olesia, stay there for 33 minutes, and Jay, stay there for 12 minutes. In addition to that, your electronics are locked away in the backup safe we had just in case you destroyed the other one, which you did. Games included."

Morisa: "THAT MEANS WE WILL TRY TO DESTROY IT SO WE CAN GET THE GAMES BACK!"

Kenisha (slurring) "Hulp.....huuulp..." (Translated: "Help! Help!")

[Morisa smashes the safe with an aluminum baseball bat.]

Orla: (trying to movie Morisa away from the safe) "Morisa! NO! You are going to break the safe!"

Morisa: "That is the point, we're trying to get back our stuff!"

Kenisha: "She was trying to kill me."

[Kenisha's lips are swelling up]

Orla: I'm calling an ambulance. This is so messed up!

[Meanwhile, Morisa successfully breaks the safe and gets her iPad, iPod Touch, and video games back]

Morisa: Get rekt, mommy!

Orla: You know what?! I don't even care anymore! You can have your crap back, but your little sister is about to die! You breaking the safe is the least of my worries!

The Big Prank
Jo: "The next day, I found out that Morisa, Olesia, and Jay pulled their biggest prank on me, mom and dad, and Kenisha."

[Morisa is seen gluing a bottle filled with green homemade slime onto the basement ceiling]

[Olesia places a clean, wet bar of soap on the basement floor]

[Jay puts his mother's laptop on a desk in the basement that's towards the wall and downloads a video of the Scary Car Ride, closes the laptop, and laughs at all of that]

[Morisa places a box with live tarantulas inside it on the floor]

[Jay goes upstairs, blindfolds his parents, Jo, and Kenisha and laughs at that]

[Olesia turns off the basement lights]

[Moria, Jay and Olesia shove the 4 victims down the stairs into the basement]

[Jay laughs at that]

[Morisa, who is wearing night-vision goggles, twists the bottle that contains the green slime's cap off of it and the slime pours on top of Robert, Orla, Jo, and Kenisha]

[The parents and Kenisha begin to scream]

[Kenisha steps on the bar of soap, slips over, and falls on the floor on her belly]

[Morisa opens the box full of tarantulas and they begin crawling all over Robert, Orla, Jo, and Kenisha]

[All of the 4 victims scream]

[Jay (who is also wearing night-vision goggles) opens the laptop and plays the Scary Car Ride video and takes off the briefly blindfolds on the parents, Jo, and Kenisha when the scary part of the video is about to come and laughs at that]

[The scary face appears in the video and screams loudly]

[Jo, Robert, Orla, and Kenisha scream]

[Jay turns the lights back on and laughs at that]

[Robert's anger explodes]

Robert: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

Morisa: I hope you like it!

Olesia: Wasn't that funny?

Jo: That was not funny at all! You have lost your electronics, video games, movies, music, and toys. We bought another safe that is stronger than ever and is fireproof, so you won't break it again. Now you two better go to the Reflection Room right now!

Morisa: NO!!! FUCK THAT!!!

[Morisa and Olesia grab every single weapon the family have and smash the safe with it]

Robert: STOP IT NOW!!!

Olesia: NEVER!!!

[The two eventually break the safe and get their electronics, video games, movies, music, and toys back]

Jo: We will no longer use the safe, because the girls keep on breaking it.

Family Test Run
Morisa: Mom and dad think they're clever by hiding our shit in a storage garage.

Olesia: Well guess what? We found it, and we will break in!

[Morisa and Olesia picklock the garage door, open it, and get their stuff back]

DVD Meeting
[Morisa and Olesia picklock the garage door, open it, and get their stuff back]

Jo: How did they found out where the storage garage was?

Orla: That beats the hell out of me.

Robert: At this point, we don't know where to hide their electronics and games. Everytime we do, they find a way to get them back.

Reinforcements
Jo: The family was going out to a movie theater, and we were expecting the kids to be on their best behavior.

Orla: The movie we're going to be watching is the 1998 movie "Quest for Camelot".

Morisa: We don't want to watch Quest for Camelot!

Olesia: I agree. That movie sucked tons of ass!

Jay: We should watch the 2011 movie Gnomeo & Juliet instead.

Robert: Gnomeo & Juliet is not in theaters. And even if it were, we still won't watch it. Now please be on your best behavior.

[They enter the theater as Robert goes to get snacks]

[The trailers start]

Morisa: I bet they're gonna be shit!

Orla: No they won't. The trailers could be good.

[The trailer for the 1997 movie Children of Heaven plays]

Jay: BOO!!! THIS TRAILER SUCKS!!!

Robert: Do not start!

[The trailer for the 2005 movie The Muppets' Wizard of Oz plays]

Morisa: I hate the Muppets!

Olesia: Yeah! This movie is their worst!

[The trailer for the 2019 movie Steven Universe: The Movie plays]

Jay: GET THAT FUCKING SJW PROPAGANDA OUT OF HERE!!!

Jo: Jay, we do not shout and curse at the movie theater.

[The trailer for the 1988 movie My Neighbor Totoro plays]

Morisa: My Neighbor Totoro is so fucking overrated!

Olesia: Agreed. Tales from Earthsea is so much better!

[The movie Quest for Camelot finally starts to play]

'''Jo: It wasn't until the movie started that things got really bad. The kids had to comment on every single thing that happened in the movie, and they were really awful!'''

[We then see a compilation of Morisa, Olesia, and Jay ranting on the film]

Olesia: THIS RUBER DUDE IS A FUCKING SHITHEAD!!!

Morisa: GARRET IS A BLIND FUCKTARD WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICKS FOR A LIVING!!!

Jay: DEVON AND CORNWELL NEED TO SLIT THEIR THROATS WITH A DILDO BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!!

Jo: This is your warning! If you keep on making these comments, then not only will you three be kicked out, but you will go straight into timeout when we get home.

Olesia, Morisa, and Jay: FUCK OFF!!!

[Morisa then gets out her iPod Touch and begins to play Marduk's "Through the Belly of Damnation" at full blast]

Kenisha: Turn that off! I can barely hear the movie!

[Olesia then throws drinks and popcorn at the screen, staining the screen with the popcorn and drinks]

Robert: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

[Robert tries to take Morisa's iPod Touch, but she shoves him down on the ground]

Robert: You do not shove me down on the ground!

Morisa: I DON'T CARE!!!

[Jay then breaks in the projection booth and stops playing Quest for Camelot. He then plays a music video to Suicide Silence's "You Only Live Once"]

Jo: Who changed it to a death metal music video?

Jay: IT'S DEATHCORE, RETARD!!!

Jo: Things got so bad, we were kicked out of the movie theater.

The Ultimate Tantrum
[Cut to the family getting home, where Jo, Orla, and Robert drag the three to timeout]

Jo: You three are in the Reflection Room because you were acting very naughty in the movie theater.

Morisa: How?

Orla: You know how! You were talking trash to every movie trailer that played, then made disrespectful comments to the characters in the movie. And Morisa, you went as far as to blast Marduk on your iPod Touch and shove your father down on the ground while you, Olesia, threw our drinks and popcorn at the screen. To make matters worse, Jay, you broke into the projector booth and changed the movie to a Suicide Silence music video. Every single person in that theater was traumatized from all of that ruckus you three made, and we're now permanently banned from the movie theater! This means we can no longer watch new movies at our local movie theater because of you three! The next movie theater is almost 10 miles away from here! From this point on, until your behaviors improve, you three will no longer be allowed to be going to the movie theater.

Robert: Now stay in here and think about what you've done!

Jo: But spoiler alert: They didn't stay in timeout!

Time: 2 minutes

[Morisa, Olesia, and Jay all ran outside to play in the pool]

Orla: Get your butts out of the pool now! You're still in timeout!

Time: 6 minutes

[Morisa watches High School Musical on the TV]

Robert: You are not watching High School Musical while on timeout.

Time: 10 minutes

[Olesia and Jay hide in the attic]

Jo: You two need to get out of there!

Olesia: NEVER!!!

Jay: GO EAT OUR ASSES!!!

Time: 14 minutes

[Jay hacks the speakers and plays Yoko Ono's "Why"]

Orla: Turn that off! We are not listening to Yoko Ono!

Time: 20 minutes

[Morisa eggs Kenisha]

Kenisha: How dare you!

Jo: Apologize right now.

[Morisa flips the bird at Jo and Kenisha instead]

Time: 27 minutes

[Olesia installs viruses on Robert's computer]

Robert: Are you serious right now?! Do you know how long it's gonna take to remove all of those viruses on my computer?!

Olesia: That's what you get, f****t!

Time: 31 minutes

[Jay shatter the dishes]

Time: 35 minutes

[Morisa and Olesia play the 2017 movie All Eyez on Me]

Jo: You two will not watch All Eyez on Me during timeout.

Time: 38 minutes

[Jay locks himself in the bathroom]

Orla: Get out of the bathroom now or we're removing the hinges!

Jay: DO IT!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!

[Robert unscrews the hinges and unlocks the door]

Robert: Take your butt back in timeout now or so help me!

Time: 44 minutes

[Jay and Morisa knocks down a shelf]

Time: 48 minutes

[Olesia hacks the speakers to play Insane Clown Posse's "Hokus Pokus"]

Jo: I will be unplugging the speakers so you can't play inappropriate music on it anymore.

Time: 55 minutes

[Morisa orders 10 boxes of pizza with Orla's credit card]

Orla: Please return the pizzas. We don't want them.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Sorry, ma'am, but we have a no refund policy.

Time: 60 minutes

[Morisa, Olesia, and Jay hack the TV to play the 1979 movie The Castle of Cagliostro]

Orla: We are unplugging the TV because we're tired of you playing movies on it just so you can escape timeout!

Time: 72 minutes

[Morisa shatters a window with a baseball bat]

Time: 80 minutes

[Jay assaults Kenisha with a hanger]

Kenisha: Ouch! Stop it!

[Jo takes the hanger away from Jay]

Jo: Apologize to Kenisha right now.

Jay: KILL YOURSELF, BITCH!!!

Time: 88 minutes

[Morisa plays Cryptopsy's "Benedictine Convulsions" on her iPod Touch at full blast]

Orla: Stop playing brutal death metal so loud! As a matter of fact, give me your iPod Touch now!

[Orla tries to take Morisa's iPod Touch, but she punches her in the nose, giving her a bloody nose]

Orla: OUCH!!!

Morisa: TAKE MY SHIT AGAIN AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUR ASS!!!

Time: 95 minutes

[Olesia trashes the kitchen by spray painting the fridge, microwave, oven, cabinets, and table]

Robert: This is unbelievable... Stop this right now!

[Robert takes the spray can from Olesia]

Time: 110 minutes

[Morisa, Olesia, and Jay toilet paper the house]

Jo: You do not cover the house in toilet paper!

Time: 120 minutes

[Morisa, Olesia, and Jay cover the house in fog with a fog machine]

Orla: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!

Morisa: THIS IS FOR EVERYTHING!!!

Olesia: SUPERNANNY WILL FAIL!!!

Jay: AND SHE WILL LEARN NOT TO MESS WITH US!!!

Robert: TURN IT OFF!!! I'VE HAD IT!!!

[Robert destroys the fog machine with a hammer, then opens the windows to ventilate the house]

'''Jo: These tantrums were epic. They lasted until it was bedtime.'''

Orla: Say goodnight, and then go straight to bed.

Morisa, Olesia, and Jay: Goodnight, and then go straight to bed.

Orla: No. Just say goodnight.

Morisa, Olesia, and Jay: Goodnight.

Jo: The other kids get to stay up, but the three have lost that privilege tonight.

Jo loses it
Jo: "I'm sorry to say, that this did not work out well. Just find yourself another nanny television show."

Orla: "I tried everything...I understand you did your best."

[Jay trips Jo over and laughs at that]

Jay: "Smell ya later, poopsicle!!" (Laughs)

Jo: "If I cannot help this family, I don't know who will."

Family Update
Orla: "Don't worry. I sent the three to an agency boarding school for bad children in Utah. And there's been harmony in this household with Jay, Olesia and Morisa away."

Kenisha: "We can have peace and quiet for a while."