Hoover Family/Transcript

Observation begins
[Aiydenn points a gun at Annie and grins]

Annie: "Well...hello there"

Amanda: "AIYDENN!"

Teaching begins
Kim: "You know, we don't have room for a Naughty Chair or anything.."

Annie: "That is why I brought in the Naughty Triangle. Amanda, I need for you to listen now. This concers your kids.This is the Naughty Triangle. When Aiydenn and Mckynzie misbehave, they will have to sit on it for one minure per year of age."

Amanda: "Yeah, as if that would make a difference."

Hannah: "Annie is so full of (beep)"

Aiydenn vs. the Naughty Triangle
[Aiydenn urinates on a sleeping Michael]

Amanda: "AIYDENN!!"

Annie: "Put him on the Naughty Triangle, Amanda."

[Amanda grabs Aiydenn and drags him to the triangle]

Amanda: "Now SIT!"

[Aiydenn urinates on the Naughty triangle]

Amanda: "I knew this wasn't gonna work with my kids."

Annie: "I couldn't believe that Aiydenn urinated on the Naughty Triangle. Luckily I was prepared for everything"

[Annie pulls out another Naughty Triangle]

Annie: "Aiydenn, you do not urinate on the Naughty Triangle. You have lost your TV time for today and tomorrow. While Chloe and Mckynzie will watch TV and you will have to stay in the bedroom. You will now sit on THIS Naughty Triangle until your six minutes are up. If you urinate on the Naughty Triangle again, you will lose your outdoor playtime as well."

[Aiydenn throws a fit, but stays on the triangle]

Annie: "Now Aiydenn, you need to apologize to your grandfather for what you did to him."

Aiydenn: "Okay."

Annie: "And then you need to clean up this Naughty Triangle that you peed on."

Aiydenn: "No way."

Annie: "Then you'll need to stay on the triangle."

Family Test Run
[Footage of Aiydenn and Mckynzie playing a violent, R rated video game]

Annie: "What is this? They are not allowed to play these games anymore."

Chloe: "You are not supposed to play those games."

Annie: "Right you are, Chloe"

Mckynzie: "Shut up"

[Aiydenn points a gun at Chloe, who runs off to the bedroom where Michael is sleeping on his mattress and Hannah is playing on her iphone]

Hannah: "How come that you always gotta be such a killjoy, Chloe?"

Chloe: "Well, Annie said that..."

Hannah: "Annie isn't here you (beep)."

Chloe: "Aiydenn pointed a gun at me."

Hannah: "Yeah, cause you're annoying. That's why. Now leave me alone. I'm on twitter."

Annie: "But I can still see what you are doing, thank you very much. I wonder where Amanda and Kim are in all of this."

[Mckynzie walks out of the trailer with the two Naughty Triangles and tries to throw them in the trash]

''Kim: Mckynzie!!! NO!! ''

[Kim drags Mckynzie inside]

Kim: Now you sit on the Naughty Triangle for trying to throw away the Naughty Triangle"

Annie: "Well done, Kim."