American Visit/Transcript

Johnny meets Ri Dae-Jung
Sophie: "Okay, Johnny, this is Ri Dae-Jung."

[Johnny looks at a androgynous Korean boy wearing a KPA uniform, complete with officers cap, he is wearing a white surgical mask with his name in Hangul on it, "리대중"]

Johnny: "Why does he look like a girl?"

Sophie: "It's his long hair, which is not a trait in usual North Koreans."

Johnny: "Why is he wearing a white surgical mask?"

Reicheru: "It's cold and flu season, a white surgeon's mask is said to stop colds and flu orally."

[Johnny comes up and tries to shake his hand]

Johnny: "Handshake?"

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: American f***er, your breath smells like cheeseburgers)

Johnny: "How adorable!"

Reicheru: "Err...... Johnny? He's not complimenting you."

[Johnny tries to take off Ri Dae-Jung's mask, which succeds]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Hey! Don't do that!)

[Johnny starts to move his fingers on Ri Dae-Jung's sides and stomach, causing him to burst out laughing]

Reicheru: "Don't there's a wound on his stomach that hasn't fully healed yet!"

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Hey! Stop it!)

[Johnny continues to tickle Ri Dae-Jung]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: S-Stop!)

Johnny: "You like that?"

[Johnny lifts Ri Dae-Jung whilst tickling him while he is laughing]

Ri Dae-Jung: (between laughs) "" (Translation: Stop you American f***er!)

[Ri Dae-Jung turns his head towards Sophie]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Sophie! HELP!)

[Reicheru goes up to the two and yanks Ri Dae-Jung off him, who breathes heavily]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Sophie, HOW THE F*** CAN'T HE UNDERSTAND ME?!)

Sophie: "He doesn't understand Korean too well, and he doesn't know what you are saying."

Johnny meets Mei
Reicheru: "This is Mei, she is 15 years old."

[Johnny looks at a Chinese girl wearing a Chinese PLA uniform, she is playing a Nintendo 3DS, she is sitting on a desk]

Reicheru: "Mei, say hello."

[Mei waves her hand]

[Johnny looks at the game Mei is playing]

Johnny: "What the f*** is this?! Playing the Pokemon ripoff?!"