Fake Article (Cap Family (Fanon Season 75))

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Jacques Marquette, in 2013, revisits Marci (13) and Matthew (15). They have a children named Strap (20), Fullstop (17), Timothy (9), and John (6). Strap is married to Celine Cap.

What's wrong with this episode?

 * 1) They must have gotten Jacques Marquette from a 17th century French Jesuit missionary.
 * 2) Jacques Marquette died in 1675, just thirteen days shy of turning 38, meaning events with Jacques Marquette cannot take place in 2013.
 * 3) Neither it is possible to have a 20-year old child nor a 17-year old child as a 13-year old.
 * 4) In Fanon Season 75, Marci and Matthew would NOT be 13 and 15 respectively.
 * 5) Strap and Fullstop are not really existent given names.
 * 6) There is a questionable marriage.
 * 7) They do not add the word "Transcript", they add " "