Levine Family 2033 Christmas

Time to Open Presents
[Joshua looks in his stocking to reveal nothing but a big, fat dirty lump of coal]

Joshua: "I WILL KILL THAT BIG FAT B***H!!!!!!"

Esther: "You deserved coal for being naughty this year, Joshua Yankee Levine!"

Joshua: "Three, two, one."

[He prepares to take down the tree]

Joshua: "Okay. GOODBYE, LEVINE CHRISTMAS!!!!"

[Joshua takes the tree down]

Joshua: "PAIGE CHRISTINE CARSON, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT CAR!!!!"

Paige: "I was getting a car?!"

Daryl: "Well, you were gonna get a car. Until Joshua is deciding to ruin Christmas."

Joshua: "I LIED! THAT'S WHAT WE DO NOW, DARYL HARVEY CARSON!!!! WE'RE LIARS!!!!!"

Belinda: "Joshua, stop this nonsense!"

Joshua: "SHUT UP, BELINDA CLAIRE PANIZZA!!!!!"

[Joshua throws the tree in the garbage]

Imogen (imitates Bender from Futurama): "Well, that was rude!"

Robert: "Love that Bender impression, Imogen."

Imogen: "Thank you."