Carson Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"

[Claire screams]

Announcer: "One year after his wife's death, A working man and his 23 kids had gotten through the grief, but his youngest daughter likes to take her grief out on Dad and all the other kids,"

Claire: "I hate you, Dad!"

Announcer: "That man has got a grandchild on the way from his oldest son,"

Daryl: "This baby is gonna be cute."

Announcer: "She's a kid who's always eating unhealthy foods."

[Claire snatches gummy worms from the cupboard when Daryl isn't looking]

Announcer: "And even worse, Claire disrespects her family."

Claire: "STU IS A BALD-HEADED (bleep)!"

Announcer: "Can Jo try to help the child get her life back on track?"

Claire: "PAIGE IS A FATSO!"

Announcer: "Or will all heck continue to break loose?"

Claire: "By the time, I'm finished with you, Supernanny, You're gonna wish you were dead!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "So I'm in Bay City, Michigan, ready to meet a grandpa-to-be who has 24 kids and needs me."

Daryl: "Hi, I'm Daryl Carson. I have two jobs, one's a construction worker and the other's a museum curator. I have twenty-four kids. My oldest, Sean is 27, Michael is 25, Carly is 23, Paige is 22, Nick is 21, Jacqueline is 20, Blake is 19 and has cerebral palsy, John is 18, Denise is 17, Aaron's 16, Derek's 15, Bobby's 14, Jack is 13, Stu's 12, Billy's 11, Quinn's 10, the twins, Rachel and Danny are 9, Nathan's 8, Destiny is 7, Andrew is 6, Erin is 5, Angel is 4 and my youngest, Claire is 3."

Claire: (screaming) YOU (bleep)ING DISGUST ME, DADDY!"

Daryl: "Also, both of my sons, Sean and Michael are married. Sean's married to Marie and Michael is married to Jessica. Sean and Marie are expecting their first child, who is due sometime in October. My first grandbaby. Claire likes to misbehave and make fun of people, even worse she swears. Blake was born with cerebral palsy, Aaron has a hard time doing work due to his dyslexia, John takes 3 showers a day at least, Denise has a gold tooth because of a cavity filled, Bobby is deaf because he played his music too loud all the time, Billy has a birthmark on his forehead, and Stu is bald because he shaved his head in a cancer foundation, St. Baldrick's."

Claire: "SEAN HAS A DRAGON ON HIS ARM! MICHAEL IS A SKINNY FREAK! CARLY WON'T WASH HER HAIR! PAIGE IS A FATSO! NICK IS A PUNK-HEADED SON OF A (bleep)! JACQUELINE'S HAIR IS LIKE SUNKIST! BLAKE IS A RETARDED WHEELCHAIR MAN! JOHN WON'T PLAY IN THE MUD! DENISE'S TOOTH LOOKS LIKE HARRY'S TOOTH FROM HOME ALONE! AARON'S LAZY TO READ! DEREK WALKS LIKE FORREST GUMP USED TO BEFORE HE STARTED RUNNING! BOBBY'S HAND SIGN LANGUAGE STINKS! JACK IS GONNA CLIMB A BEANSTALK! STU IS A BALDY! BILLY'S GOT A STRAWBERRY ON HIS HEAD! QUINN IS CRAZY! THE TWINS ARE RETARDS! NATHAN IS A FOUR-EYED PIECE OF (bleep)! DESTINY'S ADDICTED TO CARE BEARS! ANDREW SOUNDS WEIRD! ERIN CAN'T STAND ON ONE FOOT! AND ANGEL IS A BAD GIRL!"

Angel: "Knock it off, Claire.