Oliver gets sent to Behavior Modification Camp

Jasmin's decision
[Oliver is playing Angry Birds on his iPod Touch]

Jasmin: "OLIVER JOSEPH LAKE! COME DOWN STAIRS! I NEED TO CHAT WITH YOU!"

Oliver: "Fine!"

[Oliver puts his iPod touch in his pocket and comes down stairs to Jasmin]

Jasmin: "The real reason why you will be going to Behavior Modification Camp is because your behavior was appalling. Your behavior didn't even improve within the last several weeks."

Oliver: "YOU LOVE JEFF OUT OF ME, KENT, AND BEATRICE!"

Jasmin: "Because he is well-behaved, unlike you. However, Kent and Beatrice are more well-behaved than you."

Oliver goes on the Behavior Modification Camp Bus
[Jasmin and Oliver are outside]

Jasmin: "The bus is coming shortly."

[Oliver dashes off]

Jasmin: "Oliver, come here!"

[Jasmin picks Oliver up and carries him into the bus]

Oliver: "Put me down!"

Several hours after Oliver has left
Jasmin: "It's so peaceful without Oliver here."

Quinn: "Guys, since Oliver isn't here, what do you want to do?"

Jeff: "Ice cream!"

Kent: "See a movie!"

Beatrice: "Go to an ice skating rink!"

12 hours after Oliver has left
[The family is in the car, ready to go to the park]

Quinn: "Is everyone here?"

Cut to:

Oliver: (screeching) "I WANT TO PLAY ANGRY BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!"

cut to:

Jasmin: "What shall we do first?"

3 days after Oliver has left
Beatrice: "I do not miss Oliver at all."

Kent: "I'm sure glad he's gone."

1 week after Oliver has left, Jasmin gets a phone call
[Jeff is playing with his Pajanimals toys with Jasmin]

[The phone rings]

Jasmin: "OK, Jeff, just one second."

[Jasmin goes over to the table and picks up the phone]

Jasmin: "Hey, this is Jasmin Lake. Who is calling, please?"

???: "This is Delia German, head of the BMC speaking. Your son Oliver is a demon! He has an unacceptable behavior at BMC."

Jasmin: "Wait, I'm confused...I thought it was supposed to fix his behavior."

Delia German: "He was throwing balloons filled with carrot juice, wine, mud, urine, poo, snot, and worms at the staff. He even set ferrets loose! I was like OMG!"

Jasmin: "My husband and I tried everything to control him..."

Delia German: "What's even worse, he started a food fight in the lunch hall."

Jasmin: "Is that all?"

Delia German: "Just come and get him! Right away!"

Jasmin: "I'll be right there."

Jasmin gets tough with Oliver
Jasmin: "Now I'm sending you to Military School!"

Oliver: NOOOOO!!!