Shmuck Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny, Gloria is on a mission in Queensbury, New York to help a family who has a 9-year-old who adores parade balloons and a 5-year-old who has a love of Copyrighted Official Cartoon Character costumed characters.

[Supernanny US Intro plays]

Submission Reel
Gloria: "I'm here in Queensbury, New York to help a family who's kids has a HUGE addiction to parade balloons and copyrighted cartoon characters costumed." (Turns on DVD Portable). "Let's take a look..."

Lexi: "Hi, we're the Shmuck Family. I'm Lexie. I'm 47."

Thomas: "And I'm Thomas. I'm 49."

[Footage of Michelle getting a hammer and smashing a parade float from the Concord Christmas Parade]

[Footage of Henrietta kicking the Hershey's Chocolate Bar Product character in the private area]

Henrietta: "I HATE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AT THEME PARKS!"

Lexi: "We have a 12-year-old boy named Alex, who is well behaved."

[Footage of Alex playing Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2]

Thomas: "We have a 9-year-old girl named Michelle who's in love with parade balloons and will disrupt other parades that don't have balloons or if the parade has balloons and it doesn't have licensed characters that she'll bring one of her toys and throw it at the balloon."

[Footage of Michelle throwing a knife at a ice skating Snowman balloon]

Michelle: "YOUR PARADE BALLOONS (BLEEP)!"

Lexi: "We have a 7-year-old named Gabe who is also well behaved."

Thomas: "But we have a 5-year-old named Henrietta who has a huge addiction to licensed official cartoon characters mascots."

[Footage of Henrietta beating up a fake Charlie Brown mascot]

Thomas: "Supernanny, we need your help!"

Gloria: "I'm on my way!"

Teaching Begins
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