Wannabe Irish vs. An actual Irish

Wannabe Irish vs. An Actual Irish is a fanfiction by Japanlover86

Chapter 1: New York's Irish Community
Jane and her descendants were walking through Manhattan, Jane, unlike her descendants, really disliked Saint Patrick's Day in America, she was nothing like what some people described Irish people, red haired, freckled, wore green, hated the British, and drank beer, it was okay back in her home country, but not in America.

"What a nice day, do you think so, Jane?" Riley asked her.

She nodded.

"Why do you hate Saint Patrick's Day, Jane?" Finn asked Jane.

"Finn, darling, do they teach you about Ireland's history in school, Uimh? (No?), well, despite what Americans say, Ireland's history was extremely violent, we got a famine, a couple of rebellions, a thirty-year period of violence, and the English rule, later the British." She said

She didn't really hate Saint Patrick himself, as he helped Ireland find a main religion, she just really disliked how St. Patrick's day is celebrated in America.

An overweight man, wearing a green leprechaun hat, a fake red beard, a Celtic shirt.

"Heeeey, getting into the Irish spirit?" He said, appeared to be drunk.

"I'm from Dublin." She said.

She got out a book from her bag about the Easter Rising.

"But, unfortunately for you, I don't like St. Patrick's Day." She said, trying to sound nice despite her Irish brogue.

"Why?" He asked.

"If I had to tell you the entire history of Ireland, would you believe me?" She asked.

"Sweet, I'm Irish too!" He said.

Jane decided to play a little game with him to test his knowledge

She opened her book and pointed to a picture of Joseph Plunkett, one of the youngest Irish signatories, she hid his name underneath the photo.

"Okay, who's this young lad?" She asked.

"Uhhhh, Dunno!" He said.

She recognised him, she saw him an an pro-republican parade during St. Patrick's day and saw them holding a banner of the seven signatories.

'How the f*** did he manage to get in a parade and not know who this lad is?' She said.