Heart Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Nora screams]

Nora: "F*** YOU!"

Announcer: "Gloria visits Oakview, CA to stop a rapid teenager from tearing a family apart."

Nora: "Leave me alone!"

Submission Reel
Eliza: "Hi, I'm Eliza. This is my husband, Garret. We have two kids, Nora who is 17 and Gabriel, who is 7."

Garret: "Nora was expelled from high schools in Oakview alone "

Observation continues
Eliza: "Nora, help me set the table for lunch."

Nora: "NO! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, YOUR SLAVE?!"

Eliza: "No, I am not your slave. Help me set the table for lunch, NOW!"

Nora: "SHUT UP CLUMSY W*** LUNATIC!!! DON'T TELL ME TO DO WORK!!!"

Eliza: "Help me set the table for lunch now or you will stay in your room for the rest of the day!"

Nora: "F*** YOU!"

Garret: "That's it, go to your room!"

Naughty Swivel
Gloria: "I'm going to introduce you both the Naughty Swivel. If Nora breaks one of the house rules, she is going to sit on this Naughty Swivel."

Garret: "Nora, this is the Naughty Swivel."

Nora: "Shut up, dad!"

Garret: "Nora, you don't say that. It's rude."

Nora: "I SAID SHUT THE F*** UP!"

Eliza: "Nora, this is your warning, if you carry on being mean, you're going to sit on the Naughty Swivel.

Gabriel: "Your mom and dad are right!"

Nora: "ALL OF YOU, GO F***ING DIE IN H***!!!"

Eliza: "That's it, it's the Naughty Swivel for you!"

[Garret and Eliza drag Nora to the Naughty Swivel]

Gloria: "We warned you not to swear at us. Now you stay on this swivel for 17 minutes."

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs) "GO THE F*** AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOUR TIMEOUT IS OVER!"

Nora: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP YOU UGLY PIECE OF S***! I AM THROWING THIS SWIVEL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!!"

[Nora tries to throws the Naughty Swivel out of the house but Eliza stops her]

Eliza: "DON'T YOU DARE!!!"

Nora: "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!"

Eliza: "DO YOU WANT YOUR TIMEOUT TO BE 34 MINUTES AND GET GROUNDED FOR A YEAR UNTIL YOU CAN ???"

Nora: "NO!"

Eliza: "SO STAY THERE AND DON'T MOVE!!!"

[5 minutes later]

[Nora throws the Naughty Swivel out of the house]

Nora: "GOODBYE F***ING NAUGHTY SWIVEL!"

[Garret's temper explodes]

Garret: "NORA MICHELLE HEART!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE THROWN THE NAUGHTY SWIVEL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE SWIVEL CHAIR!!! IT'S BROKEN!!! NOW WE HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE THANKS TO YOU!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR TWO YEARS!!! AND FOR THIS, YOU ARE GOING TO BED VERY EARLY AND I MEAN IT!!!"

Nora: "RIGHT! GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS F***ING HOUSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE AND KICK ALL OF YOU OUT MYSELF!!!"

Lose What You Like Chart
Gloria: " "

Get What You Hate Chart
Gloria: " "

Point Chart
Gloria: " "

See Me, Hear Me Technique
Gloria: " "

Thought Box
Gloria: " "

Upgrade Chart
Gloria: " "

Drug Disposal
Gloria: " "

Vandal Disposal
Gloria: " "

Family Time
Gloria: " "

Jumbo green smoothie
Nora: "I HOPE THAT THIS F***ING FAMILY DIES IN A F***ING WAR IN VIETNAM! AND B****ES FROM ASIA, AMERICA, EUROPE, MEXICO, THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS, SOUTH AMERICA, AFRICA, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, AND NEW ZEALAND SHALL BURN IN H*** TOO!"

Eliza: "Okay. Since you made a racist and inappropriate comment, you must drink a jumbo green smoothie."

Nora: "NO THANK YOU!"

Eliza: "You will drink it now!"

Nora: "I WILL NOT!"

Gabriel: "Quiet! I am trying to watch Sonic Boom!"

Nora: "SONIC BOOM IS A DISGRACE TO SONIC SO SHUT YOUR WHINY (bleep) UP!!!"

[Nora spills the green smoothie and breaks the glass cup by smashing it on the floor with her foot]

Eliza: "NORA MICHELLE HEART! YOU ARE GOING TO SIT ON THE NAUGHTY SWIVEL!"

[Eliza drags Nora to the Naughty Swivel]

[Nora pushes Eliza and runs away to Lisa's house which causes Eliza, Garret and Gloria giving chase]

Garret: "GET BACK IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

Gloria: "That behavior of yours is unacceptable and it's not a game!"

Nora: "SHUT THE F*** UP YOU B****ES!"

Eliza: "Now you've lost your TV time for two months!"

Nora: "I DON'T F***ING CARE! I WILL GO TO LISA'S HOUSE!"

[Gloria, Eliza, and Garret get furious]

Garret: "NORA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISA'S HOUSE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?"

Gloria: "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET BACK IN THE HOUSE, OR WE WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM AND YOU WILL BE STAYING THERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!"

Nora: "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!"

Gloria: "1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9..."

Nora: "F*** YOU ALL!!! I WISH YOU WERE ALL F***ING DEAD BY THE MILITARY SOLDIERS!!!"

Eliza: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO US!!!"

Gloria: "TEN!!!!!!"

Eliza: "RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO GET READY TO GO TO BED, MISSY!!!!!!!!!"

Nora: "F*** NO!!!!!"

[Gloria carries the screaming Nora back to the house and she, Eliza and Garret drag her into her room]

Nora: "LET ME GO YOU F***ING C***S!!!"

[Nora spits on Gloria]

[Garret locks Nora's room door]

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs) "LET ME OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OR I WILL KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH THE KITCHEN KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Nora begins trashing her room]

Garret: "You need to cool down."

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs very loudly) "SHUT THE F*** UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!"

[Nora tears all of her DVDs, CDs and bed apart]

[Nora trashes the whole room]

Garret: "When you cool down, you may clean up your room, okay?"

[Nora sobs and screams hysterically and goofily]

Nora: (screaming at the top of her lungs even louder) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nora's extremely violent and epic tantrum (part 1)
Gloria: "When the family is going out to Gabriel's baseball game for his school team in the afternoon, Nora wanted to go shopping with her friends. But when mom said no, Nora kicked up a tantrum that lasted for nearly 24 hours."

Nora: "Mom, can I go shopping with my friends this afternoon?"

Eliza: "Not today, we have to go to your brother's baseball game."

Nora: "You never like my friends, you piece of camel s***!"

Eliza: "Excuse me? Go get ready for the game please."

Nora: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza: "Listen to me Nora, I am not going to ask you again. If you don't get ready for your brother's baseball game, then your cosmetic kit and your TV time will be gone for a day ."

Gloria: "Then Nora asked dad."

Nora: "Dad, can I go shopping with my friends?"

Garret: "Not today dear, we're going to see Gabriel play baseball at his school."

Nora: "You never let me hang out with my friends! This is so unfair! My life is ruined! Arrrgh!"

Garret: "Nora, get back here!"

[Nora runs upstairs and throws Eliza's cosmetic kits out the window, goes to her room and throws her bed pillows out the window, throws 2 chairs out the window, smashes a mirror with a hammer, goes to Gabriel's room and destroys his clay stegosaurus with a knife by slicing it in half, throws Gabriel's baseball trophies across his room, and goes downstairs and breaks a glass window via hitting it with an aluminum baseball bat]

[Nora starts screaming at the top of her lungs and throws herself on the floor throwing a tantrum]

Nora: "I HATE THIS MOTHERF***ING FAMILY! THESE PIECES OF S*** MUST F***ING DIE! I SHALL ALSO CALL THEM EVERY F***ING BAD WORD IN THE F***ING WORLD!"

[Nora enters the living room and smashes a Chia Kitten figurine with a hammer]

[Nora growls like a demon]

Garret: "Stop that now!"

[Nora sobs hysterically]

Cut to:

[Gabriel enters his room and looks at his destroyed clay stegosaurus]

Gabriel: "My clay stegosaurus! I worked so hard on it, but now I have to go for my baseball game with my mom and dad. But I think my big sister is making us late for all that havoc she caused."

[Gabriel sobs]

Cut to:

Eliza: "Nora, Gabriel, we have to hurry up."

Gabriel: "Okay, I am ready to play baseball for my school team!"

Nora: "F*** OFF, YOU F***ING PIECES OF S***! I AM NOT F***ING GOING!"

Garret: "I am sorry, Nora, but you have to!"

[Gabriel is in the van]

[Garret puts Gabriel's bag in the boot of the van]

[Nora runs to her friend Lisa's house naked]

Garret: "You stay with Gloria, okay?"

[Garret runs inside to get Nora's clothes]

[Eliza chases after Nora and grabs her by the hand]

Eliza: "No, you will not be seeing your friends today to go to the mall, and put your clothes on before we get in the van for Gabriel's baseball game."

[Nora punches Eliza in her nose]

Nora: "F*** OFF! I AIN'T F***ING GOING TO THAT F***ING BASEBALL GAME! I HATE BASEBALL!"

Eliza: "You need to go to the game."

Nora (whining): "Why?"

Eliza: "Because we all have to spend time together as a family."

[Nora sobs]

Eliza: "If you don't keep this up, Gabriel will lose the baseball game!"

Nora: (screeches at the top of her lungs) "I WANT LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eliza: "Stop throwing a tantrum!"

[Garret runs by with Nora's clothes]

Garret: "Let's get them on you "

Nora: "Baseball is stupid!"

Garret: "Come on, or we're going to be late."

Nora's extremely violent and epic tantrum (part 2)
[The family arrives at Gabriel's school]

[Gabriel goes to get changed]

School secretary 1: "Good afternoon and what can I do for you?"

Garret: "Four tickets for the baseball game please."

[The first school secretary asks for payment]

School Secretary 1: "That will be $15.00, please."

[Garret hands money to the first school secretary]

Nora (yelling): "I WANT TO GO TO LISA'S HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Garret: "No, it's too late."

[Garret tries to reach for Nora's hand]

Nora: "I want to go to Lisa's house and go to the mall with her and the rest of my friends or else all of you will go burn in h***!"

[The first school secretary ]

School Secretary 1: " "

School Secretary 2: "This way, please."

[The second school secretary escorts the family to their seats]

[Garret and Eliza take Nora by her hands]

Nora: "That's it! I'm going to Lisa's house right now!"

[Nora runs out of the baseball game, but Gloria blocks the door]

Eliza: " "

Garret: " "

[Nora ]

Eliza: " "

Dining out
Nora: "I don't want lettuce! I hate lettuce!

Eliza: "Try it sweetie."

Nora: "NO I AM F***ING NOT!!!"

Garret: " "

Nora: "I don't want to!"

Eliza: "Nora is sobbing and whining because she doesn't want lettuce..."

Nora: " "

Garret: " "

Eliza: " "

[Nora flips the plate]

Gloria gives up and loses
Gloria: "I'm sorry, but I failed to control Nora because her behavior was no better. Because of that, I'm afraid you'll have to find yourself another nanny TV show."

Nora: "TOO F***ING BAD! NOBODY CAN F***ING STOP ME!"

Gloria: "That's right, Nora. I give up, but I hope I can try again."