Munroe Family Christmas 2037

2nd December
Daisy: Are you ready to decorate the tree?

Girls: Yeah!

Daisy:Ok and plus we are going to do some Family Activities through out

[Daisy and The Girls Decorate the Christmas Tree While Phillip is Food Shopping]

Daisy: Jessie, you'd better behave yourself and turn yourself around. Remember, you just got out of juvenile hall just for the holidays. I have your parole officer's on speed dial on my cell phone and if you screw up, I can have your butt hauled back to juvie anytime.

3rd December
Ruby:I Want an iPad,Princess Poppy Plush,Danger Mouse 35th Anniversary Edition DVD boxset,Lip Gloss and some Nail Polish

Kendall:I Want My Little Pony Coloring Book,Some New Packet of Crayons, a Belle costume, a trip to Disney world, Lip Balms

Maddison:I Want a Twilight Sparkle Doll,some Stickers, new dresses, Dora the explorer doll and Moana DVD

Jessie: Dear Santa, are you listening to me fat man? I know I ain't been too good this year, but I don't give a crap. I know I have been getting bad grades at school, so what? But in today's society, Naughty is nothing. Here is a list of things that I want for Christmas so you had better shut up and listen if you know what's good for you, your reindeer, your wife and your elves: 36 cases of Monster Energy drinks, Call of Duty WWII for the XBOX one, $100 ebay gift cards, Silent Night Deadly Night 2 DVD, some makeup brushes, 15 pounds of crack cocaine, 24k gold jewelry, some earrings, some lipstick, some eyeshadow, Krumpus Blu-ray, season tickets to the Lakers, iPhone X, Eminem cd collection, Black Christmas DVD, an MP3 player, and a red Honda Silverado, ya dig?

4th December
[Daisy and Phllip are doing some Christmas Shopping]

Few Weeks Later
[Its Ruby and Maddisons Christmas Play]

[We See Ruby Dressed up as Tinkerbell and Maddison Dressed up as Sliver Mist]

Daisy:Jessie is at her Friends house

Phillip:Ok

20th December
[The Family Visit Aunt Melissa's House]

Jessie: Wanna watch a really good Christmas movie? This one is really good.

(she puts on Silent Night, Deadly Night for her younger cousins and her sisters and presses play)

(Aunt Melissa, Daisy and Phillip are having tea and biscuits)

(Snowy, Aunt Melissa's cat is seen perched at the window)

21st December
Ruby:Not Long now this is exciting

Jessie:Yeah Exciting

22nd December
[The Girls are Eating Steak and Mashed Potatoes]

Daisy:Jessie I need you to eat at least three pieces of steak. If after 30 minutes you don't eat your dinner, I'll take the plate away and you'll be having nothing else and you'll also miss out on tonight's activity. Is that clear?

Ruby:Finshed

Daisy;Well done Ruby,What Sticker do you like

Ruby:Rapunzel

Daisy:You want Rapunzel

(Jessie begrudingly eats a piece of steak.)

Jessie:IM DONE

Daisy:That tone is not necessary and you've still got to eat two more pieces. Don't be stubborn

(29 Minutes Later)

Jessie: (calls over to the family dog, Lassie) Lassie, come here girl. You want some steak? Here you go.

(Jessie is feeding Lassie the two remaining pieces of steak, and hands her the rest of the pieces but is caught by Maddison)

Maddison: (cupping her hands) Mommy! Jessie's feeding Lassie her steak!!!!

Daisy:Right, Jessie. Since you didn't eat two pieces of your steak and fed it to the dog, you'll be missing out on tonight's activity

Jessie: I don't care, they're just for little kids. (Throws her dinner plate at the wall) I hate steak anyway!!! I especially hate all the crap you cook! You are a lousy cook anyway!

(we see tears in daisy's eyes, hurt by what Jessie said) [We see Ruby Wearing her Trolls PJs,Maddison wearing her My Little Pony PJs and Kendall is wearing Minnie Mouse PJs]
 * Watching Christmas Movies

Phillip:What Movie we Shall Watch We Got Mickey's Christmas Carol, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Mickey's Once a Upon a Christmas,Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas, My Little Pony A Very Minty Christmas,Home Alone,Winter Wonders Collection,Tom and Jerry: a nutcracker tale,Nightmare Before Christmas,Danger Mouse: Merry Christmouse,Good Luck Charlie It's Christmas,Beauty and the beast An Enchanted Christmas,Mickey's Magical Christmas Snowed in House of Mouse,The Snowman,Trolls Holiday or Paw Patrol Pups Save Christmas or Frozen

Jessie: How about Silent Night, Deadly Night?

[Jessie Tries to Enter But Daisy Blocks her]

Jessie: Get Outta my way, Daisy!

Daisy:No Christmas Movies for you Tonight. Also, you do not address me by my given name.

Jessie: Fuck

Dasiy:Im Sorry Those are the rules,Jessie. Go to your room, now

[Jessie Begins Crying and is about to hit Daisy]

Jessie:YOU'RE a MEAN evil witch

Daisy:No, I'm not mean

Jessie:Yes YOU ARE

Daisy:You'll be going to bed

[Jessie Puts the Middle Finger Up]

Dasiy:THATS NOT NICE

Jessie:I WANT TO DO THE ACTIVITY WITH MY SISTERS

Daisy:WELL, TOO BAD SO SAD! YOU'LL BE GOING TO BED EARLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME

[Jessie Kicks Rubys Bedroom Door and Hits her Mother]

(snowy hisses at Jessie)

Daisy:I'VE HAD IT JESSIE!! STOP IT NOW

[Cut to the Oher Girls watching Mickeys Once a Upon a Christmas]

Jessie:Mum

Daisy:ITS BEDTIME

Jessie:I Wanna Watch Christmas Movies

Dasiy:Because you didn't eat your dinner, you are excluded from this activity with Us

[Jessie bursts into tears]

Daisy:Come on, let's go to bed

Jessie:YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MOTHER!!! I HATE YOU

(Jessie yanks Sprinkle the Elf off the coffee table)

Daisy:You Lost Time outside tomorrow But I need you to calm down and take a deep breath

Jessie:I do not LOVE YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING AND THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU

Daisy:Thats Not True

Jessie:JUST SHUT UP AND I HATE YOU

[Jessie runs into her bedroom crying]

[Daisy Joins the Others Downstairs and watch Mickey's Once a Upon a Christmas]

(Jessie sneaks out the window and ventures out into the city to smoke pot, start shopping and throw rocks at people's houses)

23rd December
Daisy:The Next Day Jessie was Still Angry about the Night Before

Jessie:Because you WOULDN'T let me watch a Movie with my sisters

Daisy:Don't talk to me like that,Jessie that's Attitude Giving

Jessie:You stink

Daisy:DON'T talk to me like that! How dare you speak to me like that

Jessie:Well, I wanted to watch a Movie with my sisters and you didn't

Daisy:If You continue to give me that rotten Attitude you will not have Computer Time and you will be sent to the Thinking Pond,That Behavior Is Making me Upset, especially when you insulted my cooking.

Christmas Eve
Ruby:Im Leaving a Mince Pie

Maddison:and some Milk

Kendall:And Don't forget the Carrot

Jessie: And some radishes

[While the Girls are in Bed Phillip and Daisy are watching Die Hard on TV]

Christmas Day
Ruby:Cool I got Lip Gloss,Eye Shadow,New Watch,And some Candy Canes

Maddison:I Got Frozen Top Trumps,Lip Gloss,New Earbuds and Candy Canes

Kendall:I Got Necklaces,Some Socks and Lip Gloss and Candy Canes

Jessie: That fat man better had left me something good...like earrings, a $150 GameStop gift card, a $100 ebay gift card, some lipstick, some 24k gold jewelry...some eyeshadow

[Jessie Found some Coal in her Stocking]

Jessie:Why did I get Coal

[The Note Say "Jessie,Your Behavior is Rude This Christmas because your Ruined one of your Sisters Birthday Party and you got kicked out of school, did illegal drugs, shouted bad words, threw Maddison out the window, touched Sprinkle the elf, gave Ruby an epileptic seizure, stole your father's pick-up truck, posed as a 24-year-old and claimed to be a freak on FaceBook, got In fights with your mother. You should be old enough to know better than that. Yours truly, Santa. P.S., I do not appreciate you calling me fat man or making your little sisters watch a horrible slasher holiday movie called 'Silent Night, Deadly Night'"]

Jessie:Stupid Santa and ill beat him up is the last thing ill Do

Aunt Melissa: Snowy, come here, Kitty...you have something in your Christmas stocking too.

Opening More Presents
Ruby:(Getting Presents out of her Trolls Shopper Bag)Wow I got New IPad,Trolls Coloring Book,Disney Princess Wallet,Danger Mouse 35th Anniversary Edition DVD Boxset,Moana DVD,JoJo Siwa Hair Bows,Disney Princess Scapbook and Trolls Stickers and some Tattoos which is Trolls and New Slippers

Maddison:(Getting Stuff out of her My Little Pony Shopper Bag)Cool I got New Socks,My Little Pony Pinkie Pie Doll,My Little Pony Wallet,Disney Princess Scrapbook,My Little Pony Stickers,Hello Kitty Coloring Book and some new Nail Polish

Kendall:(Getting Stuff out of her Frozen Shopper Bag)Awesome I got New Underwear,Elsa Doll,Frozen Wallet,Frozen ScrapBook,Disney Princess Stickers,Frozen Coloring Book and a New Crown the one I had Before

Daisy:Cool some New Book

Phillip:I Got New Work Gloves

Daisy:Whats Else is in the Bag Girls?

Maddison:I Got Rapunzel Dress and Mario maker for the Wii U

Ruby:Cool Necklaces,Earrings,IMAX Voucher and some Gift Cards to Build-A-Bear Workshop, Claire's Accessories and Disney Store

Kendall:I Have a New Elsa Dress,New Shoes and Frozen Stamp Set

Daisy;What about Gift Cards

Maddison:we got the same as Ruby

Jessie:All I get is only Coal

Daisy:The Reason you got Coal This Year Because You were and always have been a naughty girl. Smoking pot, getting kicked out of school, stealing, doing drugs, and acting like a four-year-old. You even threw Maddison out the window.

Jessie:Thats so damn Unfair

Christmas Dinner
[On The Table,Turkey,Mixed Vegtables,Stuffing,Pigs in Blankets,Mashed Potatoes,Yorkshire Pudding,Jug of Gravy]

[The Family Eats Their Christmas Lunch]

The Missing Presents
Ruby:Wheres our Other Presents

Maddison:I Don't Know

Kendall:Jessie Might Stole Them

Phillip:Girls Found Them

[Jessie Laughs]

Daisy:Jessie why did you take the presents? They belonged to your Sisters.That is so greedy

Jessie:I Didn't get Anything

Phillip:That's because you were on the Naughty list this year,Jessie. As in, you don't deserve anything for Christmas until next year,That's what you get for being Disrespectful to Us and your Sisters, getting expelled from school, lacerating Kendall, throwing Madison out the window, and touching Sprinkle the elf on the shelf

Daisy:And giving Us Disrespectful Attitude

Jessie:So can I have One Cookie

Phillip:No That Behavior is Making me Upset and I DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL. When the holidays are over, you are going back to juvenile hall. I am calling your parole officer.

Daisy:IM YOUR PARENT AND YOU SHALL OWE ME SOME REPECT YOUNG LADY. Now give back the presents you took.

Opening the Missing Presents
Ruby:Wow Princess Ariel Doll

Maddison:More Chocolate

Kendall:Wow make your Own Keep Sake Box

Maddison:New Speakers

Ruby:Some Minnie Mouse ears and Mickey Mitt Gloves from Disneyland

Kendall:Disney Princess Books and Frozen Camera.

Jessie: Here, you can have these. Didn't want those c***y gifts anyway.

Boxing Day
[Their Friends and Family coming over]

[They Give Gift Bags and Presents]

Kendall:More Stickers

Ruby:Glitter Hairspray

Kendall:I Got Moana Dress

(Jessie is shoplifting and snorting crack cocaine, buying stuff online with her grandma's credit card)

Daisy: Where the heck is Jessie? I haven't seen her this morning.

New Years Eve
[They are having a Party with Friends and Family Coming Over]

[On The Table Theres Leftover Turkey,Pigs in Blankets,chicken skewers, beef skewers,Mini Pizzas,Turkey and Stuffing Sandwhiches,Burger Meat,Sasuages,Sasuage Rolls,Carrot Sticks,cheese nachos,Salad]

[On Dessert Table Theres Candy Floss,Strawberries,BlackBerries,BlueBerries,Strawberry Ice Cream,Cookies,Chocolate Ice Cream,Muffins,Vanilla Cake]

[On Drinks Table Theres Orange Juice,Apple Juice,Blackcurrant,Water,Wine,Beer and Different Kind of Drinks]

Daisy:Kendall is in Bed

Maddison:Yeah

Ruby:I Don't know why she has to miss it

Daisy:Ill Take some food upstairs while she watch the movie

[They Dance and Sing]

[Everyone Expect Kendall whos Sleeping are having Fun]

[They Dance to Footloose by Kenny Loggins]

[Daisy Brings Plate of Burger meat,Carrot Sticks,Pigs in Blankets and Chips upstairs to Kendall whos Watching Frozen on TV and she wears her New Crown]

Daisy:Happy New Year

Kendall:Can I get to see the Fireworks

Daisy:Yes ill open The Curtains Just in case

[Just Minutes before Midnight we see The Children Holding Glow Sticks,Wearing Party Hats and some of them wear Minnie Mouse Ears and Adults hold Party Poppers and some of then got party Blowers as Kendall Joins them with Minutes to Spare and Ruby Gave Kendall A Frozen Glow Stick]

Everyone:10....9....8....7.......6...5...4....3...2......1 HAPPY NEW YEAR

[Daisy Cheers]

Phillip:Happy New Year My Love

Daisy:Happy New Year

[The Girls Hug]

Phillip:Im Gonna Get the Cake and we can Celebrate

Jessie:NO WE ARE NOT HAVING any f***ing CAKE

Phillip:Why

Jessie:Because I wanna go on my Xbox on GTA V

Phillip:No We are done playing with XBOX now we gonna have cake

Jessie:And Then ILL SERVE IT

[Jessie Flips the Cake Upside down]

Phillip:JESSIE WHY YOU DID THAT WE GONNA EAT IT TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE

(Daisy finds crack cocaine in Jessie's underwear drawer)

New Years Day
Phillip:Because you been a very Naughty girl for destroying the Cake so we gonna do something about that

Jessie:Can I come

Daisy:Ill Phoned A Babysitter to look after you for the Day

Jessie:NO YOU CAN'T

Phillp:Im Sorry Rules are Rules

Daisy:Ruby Mind your Own Business

Phillip:Because of the Cake Incident Last Night because she is not going to have fun

Daisy:Ok, we also found crack cocaine and a pack of cigarettes in one of your drawers.

Phillip:Because of your Ruined the Cake Last Night so it means You have no privileges You're not allowed to use the internet, no Facebook, You're not allowed to use the telephone,You're not allowed to watch television,You will help out and you WILL help out. When the holidays are over, you will be going back to juvenile hall.

Ruby: Mommy, Daddy, look. Look at Jessie's Facebook account. It says her name is Queen Bootylicious, she is 23 years old, a stripper, freak, wears makeup, wears lacey panties and bras, and she is a pole dancer. Works at a strip club. (She sees naked pictures)

Daisy: Not now, Ruby. After Dinner You Are Going to Wash the Dishes and then You Will Take the Rubbish out,I Am Clear? (Films the thing on her iPhone to post on YouTube)

Jessie:(Quietly)Yes

Daisy:Louder so we can Hear You

Jessie:YES

Phillip:Thank You

Jessie:I Wanna go to the Arcade but I'm not staying

Daisy:Yes

Jessie:I DONT WANT TO STAY WITH SOMEONE I Don't KNOW ON MY (Bleep) OWN

Phillip:STOP GIVING ME DISRESPECT

[The Girls are having Lunch and after Lunch Jessie wash the Dishes one by one]

Daisy:Good Girl

Getting Ready to Go the Arcade
[Ruby Puts on her Shoes,Kendall Puts on her Frozen Boots and Maddison Puts on her Shoes]

Jessie:Why the Hell I can't Go

Daisy:You Need to stay here in your room

Ruby:Why she can't go

Daisy:She will have to stay due to her bad Behavior. Nobody is to speak to her

Maddison:I Wanna win another My Little Pony

[Jessie Puts on her Shoes and trys to leave the house but Daisy Blocks the Door]

Daisy:As a result of your behavior, you will also be grounded from going to the Arcade with me and the rest of the family,You will stay here with The Babysitter. You will be staying in your room and will not leave except for the bathroom. The sitter will bring your lunch on a tray and you will eat in your room, and when you are done, you will put your dishes outside your door so the sitter can collect them. Nobody in this family will be talking to you and you will not speak to them either. I am sick and tired of speaking to you.

[The Babysitter comes,She was wearing Black Jeans,Green Shirt and Red Jacket]

Jessie:I DONT WANT TO STAY WITH SOME ONE I DONT (Bleep) KNOW ON MY (Bleep) OWN,IM 17 YEARS OLD NOT 6

Daisy: (to sitter) Bridgette, Jessie is to stay in her room and the bathroom. Deliver her lunch at noon, so that she can get it. And when she is done, she will put her dishes outside her door so you can take them. You can help yourself to anything in the refrigerator and you can watch TV. Don't worry about the beef stew in our slow-cooker for our supper, it'll be fine. Just do not talk to Jessie or allow her to leave her room. That is my real rule for today. Oh yes, here is the phone number for her parole officer who will be taking her back to juvenile hall.

(cut to the rest of the family going out having fun)

Maddison: I won another My Little Pony, Mommy!!!!

(cut to: sitter delivering Jessie's lunch on a tray — it is chips, turkey sandwich, blackcurrant, tomato soup, and mini pizzas)

(sitter is watching tv and listening to music on earbuds)

Jessie: Now's my chance to get revenge on my family! (She sneaks out of her room quietly yet quickly and sneaks into the kitchen, lifts the slow-cooker lid and dumps an entire bottle of ZzzQuil into the beef stew along with Maddison's vanilla flavored sleeping medicine and a pinch of crack cocaine, and then disposes the bottles into the trash can. She immediately high-tails back to her room to eat her lunch)

(cut to: Ruby hopping up and down)

Ruby: One more game, one more game! One more game! One more game!

Daisy: Okay!

(cut to: Jessie finishing her lunch and placing her dishes outside her door in the hallway.)

(The sitter collects the dishes without saying a word to Jessie)

(Jessie sneaks out of her room once more, to sneak into her sisters' bedrooms to steal money from piggybanks, and then goes into her parents' room to steal money from wallets, jars and purses.)

2 hours later...

Jessie: (returns to her room) Yes! Success! The money is all mine! Now I am rich, baby! (Kisses the money in her hands) My family will be out cold by supper time!

(she flips on the light)

Phillip: (OS) Surprise, Jessie!

(Jessie turns around and sees Daisy and Phillip in her bedroom, and they are at her door, angry. She sees Addison in her laundry basket, Ruby on top of her desk, Kendall on top of her bed, the babysitter, all glaring angrily at her. She also sees her parole officer, who handcuffs her)

Jessie: Oh, fuck. (She is lead away back to juvenile hall by her parole officer)

Jessie is back in Juvenile Hall
(we see Jessie sitting in her prison cell)