Insulting The Whole Lot Of You

Chapter 1: Cuong the Drill Instructor.
Cuong came into the room where Irish Corps F soldiers were at, they mostly consisted of extreme loyalists and republicans from Ireland, Cuong took delight to insulting the whole lot.

"My name is Corporal Cuong Thi, your senior drill instructor, whoever treats me like s*** because I am not Irish gets their genitals removed with tweezers and yes, I am f***ing Vietnamese, don't get your panties, 1916 Proclamation portraits and Orange sashes in a twist." He said.

Cuong came up to a male with dark hair with glasses around the age of 21.

" (Who the h*** are you?)" He said in Vietnamese.

"What?" He said.

"I was asking who the h*** are you?! WERE YOU ISSUED A F***ING TRANSLATOR?!" He yelled.

Cuong's main language was Vietnamese.

"Private MacNamara sir!" He said.

"Why are you here?" He replied back.

"I tied a 15-year old Republican girl to a bonfire and burned her!" He said.

Cuong looked horrified.

"You know what, Your name is Private IBLG or I Burn Little Girls." He said.

The rest of the corps was silent.

"Can I have a 'yes, sir', 'no, sir,' or a 'f*** you, drill sergeant'?" Cuong said.

Private IWBLJCAPPABCU then came out of the line.

"F*** you, drill sergeant!" Pvt. IWBLJCAPPABCIU.

"Good, f*** you too you, Phá thai thất bại (Failed Abortion)." He said.

He then moved on to a Private he nicknamed Private Tắm Bằng Vòi Nước, which was Vietnamese for D****e.

"So Private Tắm Bằng Vòi Nước, Why are you here?" He said.

"I killed someone for being a Rangers Fan!" He said.