Archibald Family 2044 Halloween

Getting ready.
[We see Ava dressed up as a fairy, Elias dressed up as Spider-Man and Raymond dressed up as Hulk]

Portia: "Raymond, there is no Burger King because we are going trick or treating."

Raymond: "Oh."

Portia: “Let’s go.”

Trick-Or-Treating
[Ava and Elias arrive a house proceeded by a vocalizing Raymond]

Raymond: "Ooooooooh."

Elias: "Trick or treat."

[The owner dressed like Pikachu gives candy to Elias, Raymond and Ava]

Owner: "Pika Pika!"

[Raymond tries to take the candy from Elias]

Elias: "Raymond, No."

[Raymond tries to take Elia's candy again]

Elias: "Raymond, stop it."

Raymond: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Raymond tries to take the candy, but fails]

Elias: "Nope. No candy for you if you keep acting up."

[Raymond screams that the whole neighborhood could hear.]

Elias: "Raymond!"

[Raymond bites his hand]

Elias: "RAYMOND!!! MOM TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE!!"

[Raymond screams at Elias]

Raymond: "URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[Raymond falls to the ground]

Elias: "NO SIR, YOU DON'T ACT LIKE THIS."

[Raymond kicks Elias in the Balls]

Elias: "YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM GETTING MOM."

[Raymond screams and Breaks his Hulk Mask]

Raymond: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Elias: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"

[Portia comes by]

Elias: "Raymond is having an Episode!"

Portia: "Raymond, you need to wait to eat the candy. If you refuse to wait, then you will go to your room for the rest of the day and have no dinner or treats.

[Raymond stops his behavior]

Portia: "Good."

Treats Meltdown
[Skyler realizes the candy is gone]

Skyler: "MOM, WHO TOOK ALL OF THE CANDY?"

Portia: "I dunno."

[Some trick-or treaters come by]

Portia: "I am very sorry but we have no candy."

Trick Or Treater: "Oh no!"

Trick Or Treater 2: "Who could have done that?

[Raymond comes by with a load of candy]

Portia: "RAYMOND HUDSON, YOU DO NOT TAKE ALL OF THE CANDY TO YOURSELF. GIVE THEM TO ME."

[Portia takes the bag]

Portia: "No!"

[Raymond starts crying and hitting himself]

Trick Or Treater 2: "Lets get out of here!"

[Raymond screams extremely loud that it can be hard around the whole Galaxy the cuts to Two Spanish People hearing it]

Raymond: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Spanish Man: "Que demonios fue eso?"

Spanish Man 2: "Sonaba como un demonio."

[Cuts back to the Archibald House]

Portia: "Stop it."

[Raymond bangs his hand and screams]

Raymond: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Portia: "Raymond, stop it."

[Raymond smacks Portia and tears off his Hulk uniform]

Portia (in a very angry voice): "OH MY FUCKING GOD, RAYMOND HUDSON ARCHIBALD. YOU DO NOT EVER HIT YOUR MOTHER. THAT DOES IT.

[Raymond pours bleach on the floor]

Raymond: "BAHBAH!"

[Portia slips]

Portia (in the most vicious voice you ever heard): "RAYMOND HUDSON ARCHIBALD, YOU GET YOUR BUTTOCKS OVER HERE YOU TROUBLEMAKER."

[Portia looks red]

Portia: "I SAID COME THE FUCK HERE!!!!"

[Raymond comes down]

Portia: "YOU MADE ME SLIP ON BLEACH, YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I WASN'T UNCAUTIOUS."

[Raymond Screams and Slaps his face 3 times]

Portia: "I AM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU. PEROID!!!"

[Raymond screams, destroys Ava's Elmo Pumpkin and throws himself on the ground]

Portia: "THAT WAS AVA'S PUMPKIN!!

[Raymond presses the "I want Burger King." button on his GoTalk 32+]

GoTalk 32+: "I want Burger King."

Portia: "I said no."

[Raymond roars loud that all the windows broke all through the neighborhood]

Portia: "I AM CALLING THE COPS!!!"

Skyler: "DON'T DO THAT, RAYMOND IS 14 YEARS-OLD. YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THEN NICOLE BIROU-JENNINGS.

Portia: "Then I will just take him to his room."

[Portia carries Raymond to his room]

Portia: "STAY THERE!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!"

[Portia tries to call the cops]

The police arrive.
[A series of Police cars arrive]

[The SWAT and FBI arrive]

FBI Agent: FBI OPEN UP!!!

Portia: "Hi, My son is having a tantrum because he hogged all of the candy. He then smacked me, smashed his work and poured bleach on the floor."

Policeman: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!"

FBI Agent: "Calling backups."

The backups arrive
[The backup police arrive]

Backup Policeman: "Hello."

Portia: "Hi."