Kisho-Green Family 2027 Christmas

Transcript
[The Family are spending Christmas in Japan]

Samuel: "Toshio! Garret! Marie! look in your stockings!"

[Toshio looks in his stocking]

Toshio: "ワウ！私はピカチュウのぬいぐるみ、塗り絵本！、ミッキーマウスクラブハウスDVD！、とミュウのぬいぐるみを手に入れました！" (Translation: Wow! I got a Pikachu plush, a colouring book!, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse DVD!, and a Mew Plush!)

Satoko: "俊夫ので、はサンタさんが素敵なリストに入れられた" (Translation: Because Toshio, You were put on the Nice List by Santa-san)

[Marie and Garret check their stockings]

Satoko: "そして、あなたは非常に良い少年だった" (Translation: And you were a very good boy)

Marie: "I got coal."

[Marie also finds a note that says "Marie, you have been everything but good this year, you menanced your brother, sweared, and hurt Toshio's feelings by saying Pokemon was cancelled because Godzilla attacked Nintendo Headquarters" Signed by Santa in cursive]

Marie: "OH (bleep)!"

Garret: "I got coal..."

[Garret also finds a note that says "Garret you were very bad this year, You wanted Toshio to do drugs, got kicked out of 15 schools, and ruined your brother's 3rd birthday]

Garret: "Oh son of a (bleep)!"