Beckett Family 2031 Thanksgiving

A few weeks before Thanksgiving
[Brian shops for Thanksgiving stuff]

Brian: "This will be the best Thanksgiving ever."

[Brian dials a number to his parents]

[Grandma Charlene answers the phone]

2 days before Thanksgiving
[Peter brings home a drawing from school]

Peter: "Hey, Dad, look. I made a drawing of a turkey."

[Brian and John see the picture]

Brian: "That looks cool, Peter."

John: "I like it, Peter."

One day before Thanksgiving
[The kids come home from school]

Brian: "Everybody ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow?"

Peter: "Yeah. Of course."

Thanksgiving Day
[The Beckett Family arrives at Aunt Helen's house, and Aunt Helen answers the doorbell]

Peter: "Hi, Aunt Helen."

Helen: "Peter, you're growing up so fast."

John: "What's up, Helen?"

Helen: " "

[Peter spots Rhonda's parents in the kitchen]

Peter: "Hello, Grandma Jacqueline and Grandpa Albert."

Grandpa Albert: "If it isn't our favorite grandson, Peter."

Grandma Jacqueline: "You're getting so big."

[Grandma Jacqueline hugs Peter]

[After the aunts and uncles and cousins arrive, Brian and Albert are watching football]

Brian: "Touchdown!"

[Rhonda and Helen set the pies out on the counter]

[Uncle Thomas and Uncle Marcus make the turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes]

[Stevie and the cousins are watching a movie in the playroom called Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving]

Thanksgiving Dinner
[On the table is mashed potatoes, creamed corn, turkey, jello salad, green salad, cranberry sauce, cherry pie, apple pie, pumpkin pie, green bean casserole, stuffing, butter and rolls]

Brian: "Everybody, dinner is served."

[The rest of the family comes to the table]

Brian: "Who wants to give thanks?"

John: "I do, Dad. Bless this meal, bless this day and bless this family. Amen."

Everyone: "Amen."

[The family eats and Stevie throws mashed potatoes at one of his cousins]

Uncle Lance: "Alright, there will be no food fights in my kitchen."

John: " "

[Stacie spots the cherry pie and smirks devilishly]

Stacie: "Gotcha."

[Stacie eats a piece of the cherry pie and then another, and samples the rest of the pie]

Brian: "Stacie, how dare you eat the entire cherry pie?! That's greedy!"

Stacie: "Like I give a shit."

Brian: "Watch your language, or I'll wash your mouth out with soap."

[Amanda smears gravy on the walls, including a bunch of profanities]

Amanda: "Ha, ha, ha!"

Rhonda: "Amanda Beckett, you do NOT smear gravy on the walls."

Amanda: "Oh, bite me."

Rhonda: "Don't you talk to me like that."

[Amber is drinking a cup of juice]

[A few minutes later, Grandpa Albert cleans the gravy off the walls, and Peter returns from washing his hands to find the empty juice carton on the counter]

Peter: "Oh, my, there's no juice left."

Brian: "What?"

[Brian turns to Amber]

Brian: "Amber Scarlett Marie Beckett, you drank all the juice? Peter was gonna have some."

Amber: "Who cares? He doesn't need fucking juice."

Brian: "You could've saved that for him."

Amber: "I chose not to. Boo-hoo."

[Amber spits in Brian's face]

Brian: "Right, that's it, we're going home, and as soon as we get home, I'm taking away your cell phone, and you won't be hanging out with your boyfriends."

Amber: "But, Dad."

Brian: "No buts, Amber. We're leaving. Also, you four will be eating Thanksgiving dinner at home!"

[Brian calls Grandma Charlene on the phone]

Brian: "Hi mom, get the troublemakers' Thanksgiving dinner ready "

[Brian escorts Amber, Stacie, Stevie and Amanda to the family car]

Brian: "The four of you are punished for the rest of the night and you will all be eating Thanksgiving dinner at home. No TV, no cell phones, no computers, nothing."

Amanda: "You're serious."

Brian: "I'm dead serious."

[Grandma Charlene and Grandpa Timothy are preparing Thanksgiving dinner for Amber, Amanda, Stacie, Stevie and Brian]