Punishment Plethora/Transcript

Written by Sophie, Japanlover, and Igor.

Meeting at the HQ
Rechieru: "Meeting at the HQ, Guys!"

[Igor, Irina and Sophie walk to the HQ]

Igor: "What?"

Deciding Punishments
Igor: "If Eiki Shiki from Touhou Project here was here to judge this person when he or she dies, Would he or she either go to Heaven, Hell or the Netherworld?"

Sophie: "To me, it's a toss-up between Hell and the Netherworld. Not Heaven, because they don't really deserve that place."

Irina: "Agreed."

Igor: "Here's my suggestion: We should punish Bridget Spowlow-Garbiel by forcing her to eat meat, go to a local zoo, and play Pokémon and Super Mario Bros."

Sophie: "I like that idea!"

Irina: "What about Samuel?"

Sophie: "Hmmm....How about if he is forced to watch preschool shows while dressed as a baby? He should also read children's books and play educational games!"

Reicheru: "Sophie, that sounds hilarious. We should do that!"

Sophie: "Okay! That's accepted!"

Punishing Bridget Spotlow-Gabriel
Catherine: "Petrificus Totalus!"

[Catherine waves her wand]

Catherine: "Good, now open up your big yap! Crucio!!"

[Catherine flicks her wand and Bridget opened her mouth. Then, Catherine smirks and pokes her wand into Bridget's chest]

Catherine: (smirking while tormenting Bridget) "Now who's in charge of the situations, you little skank bitch? Huh? Huh? I see, got nothing to say around here, you stupid, small-minded, whiny, snot-faced PETA slutty whore!!! You're not so tough now, are ya?" (begins to laugh)

[Bridget remains silent. Catherine turns to her allies]

Catherine: "I have a lot of spells that will work wonders on that little slut!"

[Reicheru, Sophie, Irina, and Igor smirk devilishly]

Sophie: (brings out a tray full of steak) Eat meat, you little gothic freak!!!

Igor: There's an opening of a new zoo. That stupid, clueless PETA twerp Bridget needs to see that zoos aren't really bad. She needs to see that those animals are being taken care of properly. If that dimwit tries to object, Catherine, zip her lips with one of your spells."

Catherine: (tying up Bridget) Gladly. She needs to open up her eyes. (Takes her wand out and uses it to obliterate the stupid PETA posters, pamphlets and leaflets) Sorry, Bridge, this is for your own good.