Tellyznphonezfor's second day homeschooling

Daily workout
Tellyznphonezfor: "This time, the daily workout is 2 lunging laps around the house, 60 burpees, 30 perfect push-ups, 2 bunny hopping laps around the house, 100 jumping jacks, and 10 staircase laps! Five will be running and the other five will be bunny hopping!"

Nicole: "This time, Tellyznphonezfor has a crew of 12, including himself, Kiezer, and the other four friends, all twelve being average 33 years old, with Tellyznphonezfor being the oldest, age 41."

Kayla: "Did the monster say bunnies?"

Orla: "I bet he hates cute bunnies, Kayla."

Lunging laps
Tellyznphonezfor: "2 laps! Screw up and you start over!! GO!!!"

[The kids begin lunging laps]

[2 minutes later]

Joe: "Ba Tu, get back to the beginning!"

Nicole: "This Joe is not the founder of SNFW, don't worry."

Hye: "Go to h***!"

(Joe is shocked)

Joe: "Hye, get back to the beginning! How such filthy language! Plus 20 jumping jacks!"

Hopping laps
[Hye bunny hops and screams]

Pauline: "Hye, start over! Stop screaming."

Hye: "Burn in h***!"

Pauline: "GET OVER HERE!"

(Pauline chases Hye like crazy, succeeds, banishes Hye back into the beginning, and slaps Hye across the face)

Hung
Tellyznphonezfor: "Start over! You're not a frog!" (slaps Hung in the face) "60 burpees! Go!"

Hung: "Eat penguin s***, motherf***er!"

Tellyznphonezfor: "I should give you extra credit for finally learning Zenglish for a change, but that filthy language...EXTRA 10 BURPEES!"

Perfect push-ups
Kiezer: "Lie down completely flat!"

[Kiezer and Pauline set Hye up for push-ups]

[Kiezer lifts Hye's feet, Pauline lifts Hye's head]

Hye: (screaming) "1!"

[Hye's feet and head are back down, and Pauline slaps Hye in the face]

Pauline: "Start over!"

Hye: "What the f*** do you mean f***ing start over?! This is bulls***!"

Kiezer: "What did you say? Extra 10 push-ups!"

Jumping jacks
[Hung is making frog noises, Hye is screaming the numbers, Ba Tu is not moving]

Justin: "Hung, Hye, and Ba Tu! All of you! Do this over!"

[Tellyznphonezfor arrives, banishes Hung and Ba Tu between Hye, and bumps Ba Tu's head into Hye's, then he bumps Hung's head into Hye's]

Tellyznphonezfor: "You are not lunatic amphibians!"

[Tellyznphonezfor hysterically punches Hung in the face, then Hye, then Ba Tu]

Tellyznphonezfor: "100 JUMPING JACKS! GO!!"

Ba Tu: "NO! I am sick and tired of your motherf***ing sh**! I sprained my motherf***ing ankle, because of your s***!"

Tellyznphonezfor: "EXTRA 25 JUMPING JACKS FOR YOU! GO!!!"

Staircase running laps
Tellyznphonezfor: "RUN!"

[The kids are running as Tellyznphonezfor chases after them]

Tellyznphonezfor: "If you ain't fast enough, I will run you over with a lawn mower."

Staircase hopping laps
[Hye hops on the stairs while screaming]

[Tellyznphonezfor slaps Hye in the face and banishes her back to the start]

Tellyznphonezfor: "Start over! Shut the f**k up!"

Hye: "YOU SHUT THE F*** UP, YOU MOTHERF***ING SON OF A B****!"

[Hye flips Tellyznphonezfor off]

[Hye plants a post-it sign that reads "KICK ME" on Tellyznphonezfor's back]

[Tellyznphonezfor takes the post-it sign off his back and reads it]

Tellyznphonezfor: "AT THE END, YOU OWE ME THE SUICIDE LAP!!! WHICH IS HALFWAY UP, THEN ALL THE WAY UP!!!!"

Kayla: "Oh, my goodness..."

Orla: "He deserved the Kick Me sign, though."

[The crystal sound plays]

Intercom: "HYE! REPORT TO THE COUPLE'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!!"

[Cut to: Couple's office]

Hye: "You wanted to see me?"

English
Tellyznphonezfor: "Today for English, we will be reading Animal Farm."

[Hye decides to use crib notes]

Tellyznphonezfor: (confiscating the crib notes) "NO CRIB NOTES, CHEATER! DO IT IN ZENGLISH!"

Math
Tellyznphonezfor: "Today we will be learning multiplication and division. What is five times two? Anybody?"

[Hye is talking to a next door neighbor in person who is a boy]

Boy: "So, what math problems are you learning today?"

Hye: "The multiplication and division."

[Hye and the boy next door kiss]

Tellyznphonezfor: "Hye, GET BACK HERE! 80 PUSH-UPS!! You are forbidden to be with THOSE boys during lessons!"

[Hye reluctantly does normal push-ups]

Tellyznphonezfor: "NO! CROSS YOUR ARMS OVER YOUR CHEST!! PERFECT PUSH-UPS!!! When you are done, I am going to make you look like a boy since you want to be with the boys."

[We see a large pair of scissors in Tellyznphonezfor's hands]

Tellyznphonezfor's history
Tellyznphonezfor: "For today's history lesson, we will be learning about the Great Depression."

(Hung burps for 11 straight seconds)

Joe: (double-slaps Hung) "HUNG! 85 BURPEES! GO!"

Orla: "I don't want anymore of the b-u-r-p section."

(As Hung does his first burpee, every time he moves, he makes a frog noise)

Tellyznphonezfor: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! Every time Hung makes a frog noise during burpees, he does one extra burpee! That goes for jumping jacks, bunny hops, everything! So far, Hung, eighty-NINE burpees. GO!!"

[Hung does another burpee, making a few more frog noises]

Tellyznphonezfor: "RIGHT! 100 Burpees!"

Hung: "But...I sprained my ankle."

Tellyznphonezfor: "I considered that as a gamble."

[Tellyznphonezfor looks into Hung's ankle, and does not seek any problems with it]

Tellyznphonezfor: "125 BURPEES! PLUS 20 JUMPING JACKS! GO!!"

Hung: "But-"

Tellyznphonezfor (no cool, scary, stern voice): "YOU DID NOT SPRAIN YOUR F***ING ANKLE!!!!" (double-slaps Hung in his face) "150 BURPEES! PLUS 40 JUMPING JACKS AND 10 SUICIDE LAPS!!!"

Racist Social Studies
Tellyzphonezfor: "Today's social studies lesson is...Age of Revoltuion!"

Racist Science
Tellyzphonezfor: "Today's science lesson is friction."

Pain obstacle course
Tellyznphonezfor: "For today's obstacle course, you have to do a cartwheel on the mat, do a somersault across the ring, run and hit yourself with the wall, walk sideways to the balance beam, knock over the pit, walk backwards until you reach the green square, and as you turn around, you'll see the finish line! If you reach that finish line, you're done! If you screw up even a bit, you start all over! Any questions?"

Hung: "Why the f*** do I have to do this?!"

Tellyznphonezfor (no cool, scary, stern voice): "DO IT, B****ES!!!!!! When class is done for the day, you also have extra chores!"