The Williams Family celebrates the New Year, while Josephine, John and Jett get sent to Military School

December 26 - The Triplets Get Ready for Military School
Nicole: "On the day after Christmas, Josephine, John and Jett are going to spend their 5th birthday, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day in Military School in Alabama."

Petunia: "Because you misbehaved this Christmas season, you will go to Military School in Alabama."

Josephine, John and Jett: (screaming at the top of their lungs) "WE DON'T WANNA SPEND THE REST OF THE SEASON IN MILITARY SCHOOL!"

Bryce: "Too bad. There isn't anything you can do about it."

Nicole: "The reason why they are going there is that they were put on Santa's Naughty List and ruined Christmas, which led to their 5th birthday being completely cancelled."

Josephine: "One of these days, we will kill mom!"

John: "AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jett draws a picture of their mother tied to cement blocks and being drowned in the ocean]

Josephine: "Hey that's a good one!"

John: "Yeah! I like it!"

1 Hour After the Triplets Have Left
Satoko: "Hey, Dad. Wasn't that a bit harsh that you cancelled Josephine, John and Jett's birthday party?"

Matt: "Yeah, they're gonna turn five in a short few days."

December 30
Officer: "YOU ARE NOT CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY IN HERE AND THAT DECISION IS FINAL!!!! NOW GET ON WITH YOUR DUTIES!!!"

[Jett punches the officer]

John: "If we can't have our birthday, then nobody else will!"

[Josephine kicks the officer on his buttocks]

Officer: "RIGHT! You three have brought yourself up to solitary confinement!"

Josephine (screeching) "I'll kill you!"

Officer: "You stay here until I say otherwise!"

[John and Jett arrive to spring her out]

Jett: "We are here to bust you out!"

Josephine: "Hurry, Commander Needlenose is coming!"

John: "No matter what Commander Needlenose, says it's still our birthday! We will celebrate it together as family. Let's get out of here!"

[John and Jett free Josephine from solitary confinement]

Cadet #1: "Be quiet, or Commander Neddlenose will hear you."

[The first cadet, Josephine, John and Jett sneak away from solitary confinement]

Cadets: "Surprise!!"

Cadet #1: "Happy Birthday Josephine, Jett and John!"

Cadet #2: "We swiped the cake from Commander Needlenose's office."

Cadet #3: "And we got the ice cream and the music!"

Cadet #4: "We even swiped Commander Needlenose's credit cards so we can book a bounce house, the clown, and a piñata!"

Cadet #5: "Let's move out!"

[Josephine, Jett and John, along with the young cadets begin marching off to find a place for the birthday party]

Military School
Jett: "Thanks, you guys. That was the best birthday party we ever had."

Cadet #1: "You can say that again."

Cadet #2: "We showed Commander Needlenose and Officer Butt-head!"

Cadet #3: "We should do this again more often,"

Cadet #4: "Tonight is New Year's Eve."

Cadet #5: "Yeah, we'll have another party!"

Josephine, Jett and John: "Okay!"

Cadet #6: "Luckily, I swiped Sgt. Melissa Patrick's credit cards so we can buy our own horns and decorations! We can have our own New Year's Eve party!"

Getting Ready for the Ball Drop
[Petunia is checking if everything is ready for the New Year's Eve party]

Petunia: "Have you got the decorations up?"

Yoshi: "Yup!"

Petunia: "Have you got the hats and noisemakers ready?"

Bryce: "Yes, dear."

Petunia: "Are the refreshments on the table?"

Satoko: "Yes."

[Satoko and Yoshi choose some hats and noisemakers]

Satoko: "I'll have the air horn. Which ones would you like?"

Yoshi: "The prismatic blowouts."

Petunia: "I got out the New Years crackers. Kids, it's only till midnight! So can you come in to the kitchen and choose your party hat and your noisemaker?"

[Hugo, Ling, Akim, Kim, Kwang-Sun, Ji-min, Lucy, Matt, Ania and Coco arrive in the kitchen]

Kwang-Sun: "Which one would you like, Ji-min?"

Ji-min: "The glow party wands!"

Kwang-Sun: "And I'll have the burgundy streamer string!"

Hugo: "I'll have the black and gold foil serpentines, por favor."

Ania: "I'll have the hand clappers, por favor."

Coco: "I'll have the yellow streamer string, s'il vous plait."

Ling: "I'll have the confetti poppers."

Matt: "Glitter colorful 2029 glasses!"

Kim: "Metallic red bead necklaces."

Akim: "Blue summer breeze leis!"

Lucy: "Glow stick jewelry!"

The Ball Drop on TV
Yoshi/Satoko: "Happy New Year!"

2028 Becomes 2029 (At Military School)
[Josephine, Jett and John lead the young cadets and they are having their own New Year's Eve Party]

January 1 - New Year's Day
[Josephine, Jett and John and all the other cadets are asleep on the bed mattresses, covered in silly string and confetti]

January 2
[Commander Needlenose sees rushing water coming down the stairs and the hallway]

Commander Needlenose: "What the h*** is going on?"

[The water is up to Sgt. Melissa Patrick's thighs]

Sgt. Melissa Patrick Loses It
[Phone rings]

[Petunia is meditating]

Bryce: "I'll get it!"

[Bryce answers the phone]

Bryce: "Hello, Bryce speaking. May I ask who is calling, please?"

???: "This is Sgt. Melissa Patrick and I would like to speak to Mr. Bryce Williams right now!"

Bryce: "Yes, this is me, Bryce Williams. How may I help you, ma'am?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Come...and get...your kids, now!"

Bryce: "Say what?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "They flooded the facility and used Commander Needlenose's credit cards for a birthday party and mine for their own New Year's Eve party!"

Bryce: "They WHAT?! I'll be on my way."