User blog:Xfactor1234/The Theory News Broadcast on Lauren Marele Destroying Pizza Hut

Cast
News Anchor:

News Reporter:

Pizza Hut Worker:

Jimmy Marele (Lauren's dad):

Olivia Marele (Laren's mom):

Kristin Marele (The eldest child of the Marele Family):

Adam Fountain (Kristin's fiance):

Bailey Fountain (Kristin and Adam's 1-year-old son and Lauren's nephew)

Melanie Marele (the birthday girl):

Melanie's friend from school:

Principal at Lauren's School:

Transcript
News Anchor: "Good evening. There is a breaking news bulletin. A 5-year-old girl from San Bernardino in California, who happens to be Lauren Marele has destroyed the entire Pizza Hut restaurant on her big sister Melanie's Sweet 16 birthday masquerade and she was brought into police custody for arson. The biggest trouble began when Lauren kicked off an extremely epic and violent tantrum because she wanted to celebrate her big sister Melane's birthday at KFC and her parents Jimmy and Olivia told her no, because they are celebrating her big sister Melanie's birthday at Pizza Hut. The Pizza Hut restaurant was set on fire, firemen say. We now take you to "

News Reporter: "I'm standing outside the juvenile detention center where the little girl was sentenced after she set the Pizza Hut restaurant on fire."

Pizza Hut Worker: "Our Pizza Hut manager is in hospital right now because the little girl kung-fu kicked him in the stomach and she stabbed him 7 times with a hunting knife."

News Reporter: "Lauren will be facing charges of attempted murder, disturbing the peace, assault and battery, destruction of public property and arson. Lauren, can you tell our viewers what you plan to do once you get out of jail?"

Lauren: "First thing I'm gonna do is kill mommy and daddy, and then kill Melanie, Kristin, Adam and Bailey and dump their bodies in the lake."

[Cut to:]

News Reporter: "I will now interview the little girl's family. Olivia, do you have anything to say to our viewers?"

Olivia: "Lauren would pee in her pants when she didn't get what she wanted or didn't get her way. She always hated pizza."

Melanie: "I don't know how I will ever face or speak to Lauren again for what she had done. I also was going to get my very own car for my birthday, but it was set on fire."

Jimmy: " "