Lara-Rutter Family Christmas 2025

Transcript
Zoe: "Girls! Come and get your presents!"

[Marie and Laura run downstairs, then Marie looks in her stocking]

Marie: "Sweets, lapel pins from Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Fruit, and a....? Andrew, what's this?"

[Marie holds up a plush of Trafalgar Law from One Piece]

Andrew: (smug) "Your favourite anime boy, the guy that was popular before he did even anything."

Marie: "I like it! My biological parents are okay with Japan, I visited Japan, but here's the problem, when we go to Japan, I have to be careful, I call them so they know I am not being politically defective."

[Marie opens her presents]

Marie: "Ooh, A Kim Jong-il portrait, again for the 5th year, Bart doll, Lisa doll, Marge doll, Homer doll, Maggie doll, thanks Andrew!"

[Laura looks in her stocking and only finds coal]

Laura: "Only coal."

[Laura also finds a note saying "Laura, you have been anything but good this year, you tortured your North Korean sister, harassed her parent, hit stepmommy and daddy, screamed, threw fits and yelled, from Santa" in cursive]

Laura: "WHY DID THE G**K FROM THAT COMMIE COUNTRY GET PRESENTS?!"