Lake Family 2013 Vacation

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Being prepared
[The Lakes wake up bright and early]

Jasmin: "Everyone, time to pack your things! We're heading off to Hawaii!"

[Oliver scoffs and walks off]

Jasmin: "Oliver, come here. We need to leave in an hour!"

Oliver: "Shut up!"

[The family gathers into the van and drives off]

Oliver/Kent/Beatrice: "Are we there yet?"

15 miles later

Oliver/Kent/Beatrice: "Are we there yet?"

20 miles later

Oliver/Kent/Beatrice: "Are We there yet?"

Oliver/Kent/Beatrice: "Are we there yet?"

Oliver/Kent/Beatrice: "Are we there yet?"

Oliver/Kent/Beatrice: "Are we there yet?"

Kent: "I have to go potty!!!"

Oliver: "I feel carsick!"

Beatrice: "I'm bored!"

Oliver: "I'm hungry!"

Jasmin: "Stop the complaining. We are almost to the airport!"

cut to: 

[The Simpson Family is considering to look after their dog, Toto]

Barbara: "I think we need to watch Toto."

Eliza: "Yeah!"

The family arrives at the airport
Kent: "Look, there's a plane! I see it!"

Oliver: "Come on!"

Jasmin: "That's not our plane! Stay here and hold Jeff's stroller."

[Oliver knocks over Jeff's stroller]

[Jeff cries]

[Jasmin's anger rises]

Jasmin: "DO NOT PUSH THE STROLLER!"

[People at the airport start looking at the family]

The family goes to the ticket counter, gets their luggage checked and gets their tickets
Check-in agent: Hello. Who is checking in today? Can I see your itinerary?

[Jasmin gives agent itinerary]

Check-in agent: So, flight to Hawaii checking in today? How many bags you have?

Jasmin: 4 bags.

Check-in agent: Would you mind giving it to me, please? Thank you.

[Jasmin gives bags]

Check-in agent: So your flight is at Gate A9, and departs at 7:25PM. You will be on Boeing 757 aircraft. Thank you for flying with us today. Since Hawaii is part of the US, please go to Domestic Departures.

The family is at the TSA security checkpoint
Quinn: "Let's take off our shoes, gang."

Kent: "How come?"

At the terminal
Oliver: "Hours?! That's forever! I'll be grown-up by then!"

Jasmin: "No, it's not!"

2 hours later

Oliver: "I'm bored."

Kent: "I'm hungry."

3 hours later

The family boards the aircraft
Jasmin: "OK, so we are on the plane. Let's have a seat."

[Oliver runs ahead]

Jasmin: "Oliver, come here."

[Quinn grabs him]

[The family sits down on their seats]

[A few moments later, the plane takes off]

[Oliver picks up his iPod Touch and listens to Caillou by Lil B without earhphones]

[The other people who boarded the plane get distracted by the music]

Jasmin: "Oliver Joseph Lake!"

Oliver: (singing) "The realest did it like Caillou. I (bleep) in it like Caillou. Bad (bleep) gone suck (bleep). Need 30 minutes like Caillou."

Jasmin: "OLIVER!"

Oliver: "What?!"

Jasmin: "Don't sing out loud. Other people can hear you."