Othorimer Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo meets the Othorimer Family's game girl..."

Olesia: "DIE, YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING SON OF A (bleep)! DIE!"

Announcer: "And whom a teenage girl who is a spoiled and bratty princess..."

Morisa: "(bleep) OFF!"

[Morisa throws Orla's cosmetic kit and sewing kit out the window]

Orla: "No! Not my cosmetic kit! That was so expensive!"

[Morisa and Olesia destroy Kenisha's assembled swan 3D puzzle]

Kenisha: "My 3D puzzle! I just finished it!"

[Morisa beheads Kenisha's Monster High figure]

Kenisha: "There is no head on my Monster High figure! MOM!!!!"

[Morisa throws Kenisha's potted plant and it breaks and it spills all of the soil out with a fully bloomed daisy]

Kenisha: (sobbing) "My poor plant...."

Olesia: "Supernanny's gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's take a look and see which family we've got this time..."

???: "Hi, we're the Othorimer Family! I'm Orla and I'm an event planner."

Observation Continues
[Olesia is playing a Grand Theft Auto game on the XBOX 360]

Olesia: "Move over, you mother(bleep)ing son of a (bleep)!"

House Rules
Jo: "Today, we're going to have house rules."

[Morisa reads the Hope Solo magazine]

Jo: "Rule number one: Listen and obey."

Morisa: "Blah, blah, blah!"

Jo: "Rule number two: No more playing violent video games."

Morisa: "Nag, nag, nag, nag!"

Jo: "Rule number three: No swearing."

Morisa: "SHUT UP!"

Jo: "Rule number four: Cell phones must be turned off at 7:30 on week nights, 8:30 on weekends,"

Morisa: "Olesia and I were like, 'What? Is she for real?'"

Jo: "Rule number five: MySpace and Bebo are privileges which you earn up to one hour per day."

Olesia: "Has this lady lost her mind?"

Morisa and Olesia: "We STRONGLY disagree!"

Orla: "Sorry, Morisa and Olesia. But those are the rules and that's final!"

Olesia: "WE WANT OUR CELL PHONE, MYSPACE, AND BEBO FOREVER PRIVILEGES BACK! WE HATE THOSE NEW RULES!"

Jo: "Rule number six, always tell your parents where you are going and when you will be back."

[Morisa rolls her eyes]

Jo: "Rule number seven, be home on time."

[Olesia reads her Nintendo Power magazine]

Jo: "Rule number eight, must be in bed by 9:30 on week nights, 10:30 on weekends,"

[Olesia takes the house rules chart]

Olesia: "Here's what I always think of rules!" [throws the house rules chart in the fireplace]

Jo: "Olesia, NO!"

Morisa: "Yeah, I don't need no (bleep)ing rules! Which 13-year old needs any (bleep)ing rules?!"

Lose What You Like Chart
Jo: "It wasn't long before Morisa started to kick off."

[Orla is in the kitchen making dinner]

Morisa: "May I have chocolate?"

Orla: "Not now, Morisa. We will begin soon."

Morisa: "YOU (bleep) GOBLIN! I WANT TO EAT CHOCOLATE!"

Orla: "When dinner is finished, you can have it later."

Morisa: "I AM NOT IGNORING THEM, YOU STUPID (bleep)!"

[Morisa throws the phone at Orla]

Orla: "You cannot act this violent, Morisa!"

Morisa: "GO TO (bleep) YOU STUPID (bleep)!"

Jo: "Morisa, calm down."

[Morisa bites Jo's hand]

Jo: "Morisa, you don't have the right to bite my hand."

[Morisa smashes a fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat.]

Orla: "Oh, my god! my rare and exotic Koi!"

Jo: "Since she broke the fish tank, you're going to remove a privelege from the Lose What You Like Chart."

Orla: "Because of what you did, you have lost your iPhone for one whole week."

[Morisa throws Orla's cosmetic kit and sewing kit out the window]

Orla: "Oh, no! Not my cosmetic kit! That was so expensive!"

Morisa: "DON'T CARE! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GETTING ME CHOCOLATE!"

Orla: "NO MYSPACE AND BEBO FOR TWO WEEKS!"

[Morisa flips Orla off]

Orla: "You now lost TV privileges!"

Morisa: "SHUT UP!!!!!"

[Morisa throws Kenisha's potted plant and it breaks and it spills all of the soil out with a fully bloomed daisy]

Kenisha: (sobbing) "My poor plant....my African violet."

Jo: "Remove another privilege, Orla."

Orla: "That's it, you lost your phone privileges!"

Morisa: "DON'T CARE!"

Jo: "And if Morisa's protest was over, think again! She started to carry on with more violent deeds!

[Morisa beheads Kenisha's Monster High figure]

Kenisha: "There is no head on my Monster High figure! MOM!!!!"

Orla: "You're not going to the party next week!"

Morisa: "Here's what I think of your stupid Lose What You Like Chart!" [throws the Lose What You Like Chart in the fireplace]

Jo: "Morisa, NO!"

[Morisa plays a very loud Eminem song on the MP3 player with an explicit name]

Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE OTHORIMER! I do not appreciate your trashy music!"

Morisa: "And I do not appreciate you not giving me any chocolate!"

Jo:

Morisa:

Orla:

[Robert arrives home]

Robert:

Orla: "Morisa and Olesia disagreed to the rules."

Robert:

Orla:

Kenisha's 9th birthday Party
Jo: "The next day was Kenisha's birthday, and she was having a Victorious-themed birthday party; she invited her friends Kari, Julia, Mariah, Tatum, Madeline, Veronica, Carly and Jessie."

Kenisha: "Hi, Jo."

Jo: "Happy birthday, Kenisha!"

Orla: "I've booked everything for the party."

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

Julia: "Isn't your siblings invited to your party, Kenisha?"

Kenisha: "Oh, no. No dorks allowed at this party, and no boys, especially my mean sisters Olesia and Morisa, who destroyed my potted plant, Monster High figure, and 3D jigsaw puzzle, most specially my brother Jay who writes on the walls and destroyed my iPod touch and Mom's blackberry."

Veronica: "That's not very nice of them, Kenisha."

Kenisha: "Anyway, my mom booked a karaoke machine. We've got face painting, a dressing table, a stage area, funky dance, activities and games."

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, things got worse."

[Veronica is singing karaoke]

Veronica: (singing) "Since you've been gone...I can breathe for the first time...I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah...thanks to you...now I get...what I want...since you've been gone..."

Morisa: "I put in there not only water, but carrot juice, boogers, ants, spiders, urine, corn, spinach, peas, milk, and dirt in the balloons."

Athena: "OK."

Olesia and Morisa: "Girls, on your mark, get set, ready, aim, FIRE!"

[Olesia, Morisa, and their friends, Rochelle, Angeline, Coraline, Glinda, Trixie, Ruby, Athena, and Gina throw balloons filled with water, carrot juice, boogers, ants, spiders, urine, corn, spinach, peas, milk, and dirt]

Kenisha: "Ack!"

[Glinda marches to Mariah and force-feeds her tabasco sauce]

Mariah: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"

[Glinda slaps Mariah's cheek]

Jo: "YOUNG LADY, YOU DO NOT FORCE-FEED ANYBODY TABASCO SAUCE BECAUSE IT BURNS THEIR MOUTHS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"

Coraline: "I put in those water, broccoli, worms, beans, and feces."

[Coraline throws the balloons at Tatum]

[Tatum screams]

Tatum: "MOM!!!"

Kenisha: "They had better not ruin the karaoke machine!"

[Rochelle destroys the karaoke machine by smashing it into pieces with an axe]

[Carly screams in horror]

Orla: "What's going on?"

Carly: "Rochelle destroyed the karaoke machine! The karaoke machine is ruined."