Belushi Family/Transcript

Jo: "Katie-Charvet never disciplines her children, so today, I gave her the Naughty Log."

Jo: "This is called the Naughty Log."

Jo: "And in that log, where the log is, the child has to sit on and take the consequence."

Jo: "This Naughty log is 3 feet tall. One foot for Nicholas, one foot for Bryce, and one foot for Teddy. And that means you place the log here, or around the corner, you put it on the ground, and they have to sit on the Naughty Log."

Jo: "It was no surprise to see Teddy breaking the Naughty Log all too soon."

[Teddy pushes Kadee]

Katie-Charvet: "What happened?"

Kadee: "Teddy pushed me!"

Katie-Charvet: "Teddy, that's your warning. If you continue to push Kadee, you're going on the Naughty Log. Do you understand me? Plus, apologize to Kadee, please."

Teddy: "No."

Jo: "Teddy. Go over to Kadee and give her a kiss or say you're sorry."

Teddy: "(bleep) no."

Katie-Charvet: "We don't curse, and we don't push. It hurts people. Very much. Sit, please.

[Teddy crawls to the living room door (2 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Come here, now."

[Teddy crawls to the laundry room (5 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "You can't be in the laundry room now. You need to stay on the Naughty Log."

[Teddy goes near Kadee (8 minutes later)]

Teddy: "(bleep)."

[Teddy pushes Carly (10 minutes later)]

[Carly and Katie-Charvet carry Teddy straight to the Naughty Log now]

[Teddy pees in the shower (13 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Don't pee on that! I swear to god!"

[Teddy touches the computer (16 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Do not touch the computer!"

[Teddy goes under a table (18 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get out from the table!"

[Teddy bites Lotte (20 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Teddy, don't bite Lotte! That is not nice!"

[Lotte, Carly, and Katie-Charvet carry Teddy to the Naughty Log now]

[Teddy grabs Kadee's face (22 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Let go of Kadee's face!"

[Teddy shuts off the living room light (24 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get out of the living room!"

[Teddy spits at a window (27 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "This is not a game. You have to stay on the Naughty Log for 3 minutes."

[Teddy throws a pillow off Caleb's bed (29 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Put the pillow back on Caleb's bed!"

[Teddy goes outside to climb a tree (31 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get down from the tree."

[Teddy twists Kadee's arm and wrestles her (34 minutes later)]

Teddy: "Ha! I got you!"

Katie-Charvet: "I'm not happy with your wrestling game, Teddy. Let go of Kadee's arm.

[Teddy goes on the fireplace (36 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get off the fireplace."

[Teddy spins a chair (38 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Do not spin that chair."

[Teddy snatches Katie-Charvet's credit card (40 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Give me the credit card! Just give me the credit card."

[Teddy throws toys (42 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Do not throw the toys."

[Teddy runs in the street (45 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get off the street."

[Teddy spits in Katie-Charvet's face (48 minutes later)]

Jo: "You do not spit in mommy's face."

[Teddy grabs Kadee's face again (50 minutes later)]

Jo: "Mommy told you not to grab Kadee's face."

[Teddy jumps on Katie-Charvet's bed (52 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get off my bed."

[Teddy jumps on Carly's bed (54 minutes later)]

Carly: "Stop jumping on my bed."

[Teddy jumps on Lotte's bed (57 minutes later)]

Lotte: "Get off my bed."

[Teddy jumps on Ivan's bed (60 minutes later)]

Ivan: "Sounds like you have timeout to go."

[Teddy jumps on Tim's bed (63 minutes later)]

Tim: "Hey. Stop jumping on beds."

[Teddy jumps on Michael's bed (66 minutes later)]

Michael: "Dude, we're not chasing you around this mansion."

[Teddy runs in the street again (69 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Come back in the house, Teddy."

[Teddy goes outside to climb a tree again (71 minutes later)]

Jo: "Teddy, listen to Jo-Jo. If you don't get down from the tree, I will put you back and mommy will tell you to stop it. Do you understand me?"

Teddy: "(bleep) no."

[Teddy throws toys again (74 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Stop throwing toys."

[Teddy pees in the shower again (77 minutes later)]

Jo: "You do not pee in the shower."

[Teddy goes on the fireplace again (80 minutes later)]

Jo: "Get off the fireplace."

[Teddy goes back in Caleb's bedroom to serve as a hideout (83 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "I'm not playing hide-and-seek with you, Teddy. Come back to the Naughty Log."

[Teddy goes outside to the nearest playground (86 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Teddy, where are you?"

Jo: "Teddy, you do not throw a baseball bat at your mommy."

Teddy: "Shut the (bleep) up!"

[Teddy goes in Caleb's bedroom and locks the door (88 minutes later)]

[Katie-Charvet unlocks the door and enters the room]

[Teddy throws rocks and sand (90 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Stop throwing rocks and sand!"

[Teddy touches the microwave (93 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get your hands off the microwave!"

[Teddy touches the cable (96 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "0% this is a game, 100% you have to stay in the Naughty Log for 3 minutes."

[Teddy peeks behind an attic staircase (99 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Honey, get down from there."

[Teddy pinches Lotte (100 minutes later)]

Lotte: "Don't pinch me!"

[Lotte carrys Teddy to the Naughty Log]

[Teddy throws a plant (102 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Do not throw the plants!"

[Teddy knocks a table over (105 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Pick the table up."

[Teddy plays with a machete (108 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Put the machete down."

[Teddy plays with a hatchet (110 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Put the hatchet down."

[Teddy knocks a fan over (113 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Pick up the fan."

[Teddy picks up rot iron (116 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Put it down! You don't play with rot iron!"

[Teddy hits one of Carly's private parts (119 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "You do not hit Carly's (bleep)!"

[Teddy hides in a box (120 minutes later)]

Katie-Charvet: "Get out of the box."