Langbroek Family/Transcript

before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Last week, Jo encountered the Eriksonner Family on 11-11-11!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's take a look and see who we have this time!"

???: "Hi, we're the Langbroek Family!"

Parent Meeting
Jo: "The only reason why the triplets act up, is because you are always mean to them."

[Alicia starts to cry]

AM Morning
Jo: "Later on, the triplets were asking if they would watch Handy Manny, but they couldn't."

Teddy: "Can we watch Handy Manny?"

Alicia: "No, Teddy."

Sherman: "We wanna watch Handy Manny! We wanna watch it!"

Alicia: "You are NOT watching Handy Manny today. My favorite show is on."

Jo: "The triplets were having none of it. They still wanted to watch Handy Manny."

Bryce: "It's not fair! We wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny!"

[The triplets walk over to Kristin]

Bryce: "Can we watch Handy Manny, Kristin?"

Kristin: "Not today,"

Teddy: "We wanna watch Handy Manny! We wanna watch it!"

Kristin: "My favorite show is on, too. You should be napping already."

Sherman: "It's not fair! We wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny, we wanna watch Handy Manny!"

[The triplets walk over to Helen]

[Helen is watching Apollo 18 on TV]

Bryce: "We wanna watch Handy Manny!"

[Bryce replaces the Apollo 18 disc with a Handy Manny disc]

Helen: "I'm not watching that. Go put it back where you found it so I can watch Apollo 18."

Teddy: "NO! We wanna watch Handy Manny! We wanna watch Handy Manny!"

Alicia: "Continue the tantrum and your Handy Manny is in toy jail."

Sherman: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THAT STUPID BABY, THE BRATTY WOMAN, THE B(bleep)Y SCRAPBOOKER, THE HORROR FILM WATCHER, THE COLORING MANIAC, THOSE BRATTY AUSTRALIANS CONSISTING OF ONE THAT LIKES STEAK AND THE OTHER THAT LOVES RARE STUFF, AND THE LOVER OF ECONOMICS!"

Alicia: "Teddy Bill Langbroek, Bryce Shermie Langbroek, and Sherman Glenn Langbroek. All of you. Just stop it."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "NO! WE HATE YOU, YOU BIG FAT MEANIE! YOU SMELL LIKE (bleep) AND WE WISH YOU WERE DEAD! GO (bleep) YOURSELF, YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING (bleep)!"

Alicia: "STOP CALLING ME (bleep)ING NAMES!!! I HATE BEING CALLED FAT!!!

Jo: "Then, they went to Haley's room."

[The triplets enter the Haley's room where Haley is watching Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa on TV]

Teddy: "Can we watch Handy Manny, please?"

Haley: "Sorry, but no. I'm watching Madagascar."

Teddy: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Leanne: "You will not be watching it, Teddy. Bridie is also watching Pokémon: Best Wishes. I'm watching-"

Teddy: "Don't say it!"

[The triplets go to Bridie's room where he is watching Pokémon: Best Wishes]

Sherman, Bryce And Teddy: "We wanna watch Handy Manny!"

Bridie: "Leanne told you. I am watching-."

Sherman, Bryce And Teddy: "DON'T SAY IT! WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Bridie: "MOOO-OOM!"

Alicia: "Get out of your siblings' rooms!"

Teddy: "NO!"

Alicia: "I said get out! If they're watching Apollo 18, Madagascar, and Best Wishes, they're watching Apollo 18, Madagascar, and Best Wishes! Not Handy Manny!"

Sherman, Bryce, and Teddy: "We wanna watch it!"

Leanne: "You will not be watching it, three of you."

Teddy: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THE STUPID BABY, THE BRATTY WOMAN, THE SCRAPBOOKER, THE HORROR FILM WATCHER, THE LOVER OF ECONOMICS, THE STEAK TACO LOVER, THE RARE THING LOVER, AND THE COLORING MANIAC!"

Alicia: "Teddy, just stop it."

Bryce: "You love them more than us!"

[The triplets go to Manu's room to get diamonds and throw them at Helen]

[Teddy throws one of Manu's diamonds at Helen]

Helen: "Ow!"

[The triplets throw diamonds at Helen]

Helen: "Ahh! Help! I've been attacked by flying diamonds!"

Alicia: "What's going on?"

Helen: "It's flying diamonds, and they attacked me!"

[Alicia deposits the diamonds back to Manu's room]

Alicia: "Leave the diamonds alone."

Manu: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman threw my diamonds at Helen and I was afraid that I thought they were going to break. Good thing they didn't because they weren't thrown hard enough."

Teddy: "If Manu likes diamonds, we don't care! We hate Pokémon,"

Bryce: "We hate Madagascar,"

Sherman: "And we hate Apollo 18!"

Alicia: "If you don't like diamonds, Pokémon, Madagascar, or Apollo 18, I don't care."

Teddy: "If we see diamonds,"

Bryce: "Or watch Pokémon, Madagascar, or Apollo 18,"

Sherman: "We don't care!"

Teddy, Bryce, Sherman: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Alicia: "You cannot watch Handy Manny. Go find something else to do."

Teddy, Bryce, Sherman: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman grab a dinosaur bone from Manu's dresser]

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman go to Kristin's room]

[Teddy bonks Kristin with the dinosaur bone]

Kristin: "Ow!"

[Teddy bonks Kristin again]

Kristin: "Ow!"

Alicia: "What's going on?"

Kristin: "The triplets are hitting me with a bone."

Alicia: "This is Manu's. Go put it back where you found it-"

Teddy: "Don't say it!"

[Alicia takes back the dinosaur bone and puts it back where the triplets found it]

[Sherman pushes the TV over and it falls and hits the floor]

[Alicia comes into Bridie and Leanne's room]

Alicia: "Oh, no. What happened?"

[Teddy smashes Alicia's Apollo 18 DVD]

[Haley comes in]

Haley: "What's going on?"

[Bryce smashes Haley's Madagascar 2 DVD into pieces]

[The triplets replace the smashed DVD with a Handy Manny DVD and begin to watch it on the TV in Haley's room]

[Haley finds the smashed DVD]

Haley: "Not my DVD! That is my favorite movie!"

Alicia: "No! That costed money!"

Alicia: "That's it! You're all going to the Naughty Pit!"

[Alicia carries Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman to their particular Naughty Pit]

Alicia: "You have been placed here because you smashed your older siblings' DVDs into pieces, attacked your older siblings with Manu's property, and harrassed them about watching Handy Manny. Now stay there for not 3 minutes, but 9 minutes. In addition to that, ALL of your Handy Manny stuff are in toy jail."

Teddy: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Alicia: "No, you cannot because you misbehaved. You will not be watching that for 2 weeks."

Teddy: "But we wanna watch Handy Manny! PLEASE!!!!"

[Alicia calmly walks away, leaving the triplets in the Naughty Pit]

9 minutes later

Alicia: "You have been placed here because you smashed you older siblings' DVDs into pieces, and attacked your older sibling with Manu's property. I want you to say you're sorry."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "NO! You, Kristin, Helen, Haley, and Bridie won't let me watch Handy Manny! You don't even care about what she did to us!"

Alicia: "Then you can stay there for another 9 minutes!"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "WE'RE NOT GONNA!"

Alicia: "Yes you will!"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "(bleep) OFF!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman run out of the Naughty Pit]

[Helen and Haley get their phones and purchase their specific DVDs]

18 minutes later

PM Afternoon
Alicia: "No Handy Manny for a month!"

Teddy: "WE HATE YOU!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING, BUT AN UGLY, FAT (bleep)!"

Alicia: "IF YOU THREE DON'T STOP THIS (bleep)ING BEHAVIOR, YOU WILL ALL BE GOING TO BED EARLY AND THERE WILL BE NO HANDY MANNY FOR 2 MONTHS!!!"

Jo: "Mom was getting really angry with the triplets, so I decided to step in."

Jo: "Stop that behavior right now, all three of you. If you call your mommy another bad name, you will be going to bed earlier and Handy Manny will be gone for 2 months."

Bryce: "WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!"

PM Evening
Jo: "Later on, Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman were asking if they wanted Macaroni and Cheese."

Teddy: "Can we have Macaroni and Cheese for dinner, Mommy?"

Alicia: "No, Teddy. We're having salmon and broccoli tonight."

Teddy: "WE WANT MACARONI AND CHEESE! WE WANT IT!"

Alicia: "No, you are having salmon and broccoli, and that's that."

Teddy: "Salmon and broccoli taste like (bleep)!"

Alicia: "How do you know? You never even tried those foods!"

[Teddy throws a plate at Alicia, which hits her in the face]

Jo: "The triplets' tantrum was epic. It just lasted until it was time to go to bed."

Teddy: "MOMMY IS AN UGLY, MEAN, OLD, FAT (bleep)!!!!

[Alicia loses it]

Alicia: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP!!!! I'M SO (bleep)ING SICK OF YOU TRIPLETS MISBEHAVING AND CALLING ME HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! YOU WANT TO WATCH HANDY (bleep)ING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS (bleep)ING DO IT!!!! BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A (bleep)!

(Alicia runs into her bedroom in tears)

Teddy: "CRYING YOUR FACE OFF WILL NOT STOP ME FROM TELLING YOU TO LET US WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

[Teddy goes into Alicia's facebook account, and types in, "Mommy is a crybaby because she cries. I know because I saw her cry," and publishes it]

[Teddy replaces Alicia's facebook picture with a raincloud]

[Teddy goes into Serghei's facebook account, and types in, "Daddy just got cryerrolled while nobody's looking!"]

[Teddy replaces Serghei's facebook picture with a "You Just Got Cryerrolled!" picture]

Jo: "Oh my god! Your behavior right now is making me very upset! How dare you change your father's avatar to an inappropriate avatar and how dare you treat your mother like that?"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

[Jo raises her voice]

Jo: "I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT REPLACE AVATARS WITH UNACCEPTABLE ONES OR TYPING MEAN THINGS ON THE COMPUTER! NOW YOU WON'T WATCH HANDY MANNY FOR TONIGHT! IF ALL OF YOU CONTINUE THESE RAGING FITS, NOT ONLY THAT YOU WILL BE IN THE NAUGHTY PITS, BUT YOU WILL LOSE ALL OF YOUR TOYS!"

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Well, I wanna watch Handy Manny and you are a horrible person to take it away!"

Jo: "You've now lost your Handy Manny DVDs!"

[Jo confiscates the Handy Manny DVDs]

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Aw, phooey! Now we cannot watch Handy Manny!"

Jo: "You will get them back if you behave yourselves for the rest of the night."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "WELL, WE HATE EATING ROTTEN, STINKY VEGETABLES!"

[Teddy bites Jo's arm]

Jo: "Teddy, it is unacceptable to bite my arm!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman run off to Alicia's room where Alicia is crying to bite Alicia's arm and flip Alicia off]

Alicia: (wailing) "I HATE MY LIFE!!!"

Jo: "Oh, dear."

Jo: "I can't believe those triplets just gave their mother the finger; it's just disgusting! And then Dad all of a sudden threatened to restrain the triplets."

Sergei: "Don't make me restrain all of you!"

[A few minutes later, Teddy, Bryce and Sherman are restrained]

Teddy: "Mmmmph!" (Translates to: "Let us go!")

Shelby's 2nd Birthday
Jo: "The next day was Shelby's 2nd birthday. Sergei and Alicia invited their granddaughter's friends from Gymboree and daycare to an Enchanted Unicorn-themed party. Kristin arranged the refreshments, the decorations, and everything needed for the party before the guests arrived while her parents set up the party games."

[Shelby is wearing an Enchaned Unicorn T-Shirt]

Kristin: "What do you think, mom? Doesn't she look cute?"

Alicia: "Oh, Kristin. She looks adorable!"

Sergei: "We've got Pin the Horn on the Unicorn, the Enchanted Unicorn piñata, the birthday banner, stuff for the tableware, we've ordered the cake one week in advance, the foil balloons, the favors, and the presents."

Alicia: "Come on Bryce, Teddy, and Nicholas. It's time for Shelby's birthday party; let's all have fun!"

The triplets VS the Babysitter
Jo: "Later on, Helen was going out to look for a job interview at a local hospital, and she got a babysitter who is named Ashlyn to look after the kids during her absence."

Ashlyn: "I am in charge, all of you, OK? You be good while I am in charge."

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman watch Handy Manny on TV]

Ashlyn: "Okay, you only have one hour of TV time, and when the timer in the kitchen stove goes off, that means your TV time is over. Deal?"

[Teddy, Bryce and Sherman ignore her and continue watching Handy Manny]

1 hour later

[The timer on the kitchen stove goes off]

Ashlyn: "Okay, guys. TV time is over, so let's turn the TV off and find something else to do, OK?"

Teddy: "You're not your mother!"

Sherman: "So, you can't tell us..."

Bryce: "What to do!" (hides the remote so Ashlyn can't turn it off)

Ashlyn [smirks]: "Oh, really?"

[Ashlyn reaches for the POWER button on the TV and switches the TV off]

Ashlyn: "Your mom say when TV time is over, that means it's time for you to go find something else to do, like go read a book or something."

[Teddy smacks Ashlyn in the face with the remote, causing her nose to bleed]

Ashlyn: "Ow! Hey, you don't do that, Teddy! That is not nice."

[Ashlyn goes and puts Skye down for a nap]

[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce continue watching Handy Manny]

Ashlyn: "Hey, your TV time is over, so let's turn the TV off."

[Ashlyn switches the TV back off]

Sherman: "IT'S OVER WHEN WE SAY SO!!!"

[Ashlyn storms off in defeat]

[Ashlyn's cell phone rings]

Ashlyn: "Hello?"

Caller: (talking gibberish)

Ashlyn: "Mom, I'm in the middle of a baby-sitting job."

[Sherman and Bryce raid the fridge and spray tomato sauce in Ashlyn's face]

Ashlyn: "Hey! I just got a facial this afternoon at the spa!"

Bryce: "SHUT UP MEAN GIRL!!!!"

[After Handy Manny is over, Teddy puts a spider in Ashlyn's drink]

[Ashlyn shrieks in terror]

Ashlyn: "SPIDER!!! EEK!!!!"