Janea's 8th Birthday Party Disaster

Transcript
Nicole: "The following day is Janea's 8th birthday, and she is having a garden, tea, pool, and barbecue party with her friends from school and a local church youth group."

Janea: "Rico, Samantha, Chris, Nora, Jenna-Elizabeth, Kirsten, Brooke, Kim, Mark, hi! Thank you for coming into my party!"

Nicole: "Brooke and Kim are from the Plank Family. At first, everything turned out fine."

Jenna-Elizabeth: "Isn't your brother Taylor and sister Mariah allowed at your party, Janea?"

Nicole: "Taylor is 15 years old, and Mariah is 17 years old."

Janea: "Oh, no. Just you girls and everyone's parents allowed at this party."

Nicole: "After Taylor, Mariah, Mariah's 26-year old boyfriend Cameron, and Rico's parents arrived, things got worse. Only Paula out of the following behaves nicely."

[Cameron gobbles up the cake]

Janea: (crying) "MY CAKE!"

Nicole: "Nora's sister Veruca's friends, Imogen, Cecilia, Stefani, and Brooke spoiled it along with Veruca. Nora's family is british."

Veruca: "Pathetic! That is so stupid!"

Cecilia: "Oh, son of a (bleep)!"

[Taylor arrives and force-feeds Janea tobasco sauce]

Janea: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"

Janea's mom: "NO SIR!"

Kirsten's dad: "Don't worry. We brought in a spare cake."

[Cecilia smashes the cake in Janea's mom's face]

Janea's mom: "No, ma'am! That is not nice!"

Cecilia: "If you're mad, I don't care."

Janea: "Oh, no! My cake!" (sobs)

Cecilia: "If you're sad, I don't care."

Jenna-Elizabeth: "You will regret saying that!"

Giuseppe and Paula arrive
[Giuseppe and Paula walk by]

Paula: "Hi, Rico. How's the party?"

Janea: "It's a nightmare!"

[Giuseppe scares all the party guests]

Giuseppe: "HEY YOU!"

[All the party guests look shocked and turn around]

Giuseppe: "COME WITH ME! YOU'RE ALL STAYING IN THE ATTIC!"

Brooke: "F*** off, old man!"

[The party guests hide in the clubhouse]

[Giuseppe banishes Rico to the car, with another party guest, and others, one by one]

Cecelia: "What are you gonna do to us?"

[Hope, Valentin, and Paula try to stop Giuseppe, but Stacie arrives and trips Hope, Valentin, and Paula over]

[Grandma Ada Todaro whacks Myles with her walking cane]

Paula: "IF YOU DARE TREAT MY KIDS LIKE THAT, YOU AND YOUR ANNOYING SIBLINGS CAN LEAVE!! AND SO CAN YOUR MOTHER!!!!"

[We see Giuseppe holding a large machete]

Giuseppe: "I will kill you, Paula!"

[Paula snatches the machete out of Giuseppe's hand]

Paula: "You aren't supposed to use dangerous weapons. It could injure anyone."

Nicole: "There are four vans. Giuseppe and his mother and siblings forced all the party guests with them in one of them to the Iconic-Todaro doorstep."

[Giuseppe and his mother and siblings, and all the party guests leave to Giuseppe's van, Giuseppe is the driver sitting next to Stacie, with Marshall, Ada, Angelo, Pietro, and Giovanni behind them, and all the party guests behind the four]

[Rico holds up a sign which reads "Help! I'm being kidnapped! Call the police!"]

Nicole: "Valentin's oldest daughter Hope decided to drive the mothers and try to rescue the guests."

[Rico takes off his seatbelt and opens the car door]

Rico: "All right, guys. One, two..."

[The party guests nod their heads]

Rico: "Three!"

[Rico and the party guests jump out of the moving car, and land safely in a grassy area]

[The party guests' mothers and Hope go in a van, Hope is the driver sitting next to Paula, with other mothers of party guests]

Nicole: "Valentin does the same thing to the fathers."

[The party guests' fathers (except Giuseppe) go in a van, Valentin is the driver sitting next to Janea's father, with other fathers of party guests]

Nicole: "Taylor, Moriah, Cameron, Veruca, and Veruca's friends are taking the other van. Cameron is driving that van, and making his way to the doorstep, in order to create a YouTube video involving child abuse, for fun."

[Taylor, Moriah, Cameron, Veruca, and Veruca's friends go in a van, Cameron is the driver sitting next to Moriah, with Taylor, Veruca, and Imogen behind them, and Cecilia, Stefani, and Brooke (Veruca's friends) behind them]

Child Abuse
[Myles takes Giuseppe's drivers license out of his wallet and hides it]

[A police car pulls Giuseppe over]

[A policeman appears from the car]

Policeman: "May I see your driver's license please?"

Policeman #2: "You are under arrest for-"

[Giuseppe karate chops the policeman, but the policeman survives]

Policeman #2: "...driving without a license. Step out of the car."

[Policeman #1 handcuffs Giuseppe]