Running With Wood/Transcript

Suzanne: “Is that a Theory jersey? That gives me a shitty feeling about you.”

Kendra: “Why?”

Suzanne: “The Theory is a video game series. There are no video games allowed!”

(Kendra gasps.)

Kendra: “This will be in my defense. Here we go!” (comes to Suzanne, and takes her wooden spoon) “I’ll take that!”

Suzanne: “Come here now! Give me back my wooden spoon!”

Kendra: “This is where I really wanna pick up those knees!”

Suzanne: “A Theory cap too?! Oh no, you don’t!”

(Suzanne tries chasing Kendra)

Suzanne: “Oh, you’re not trying to run away from me, young lady..” (to Natalie) “NATALIE, THERE BETTER BE A DECENT AMOUNT OF VAPE JUICE AND DIET COKE!”

Brielle: (to Suzanne) “YOU LEAVE KENDRA AND NATALIE ALONE!!!!!!”

Kendra: “Oh, that won’t be necessary for me just yet, Brielle, thanks. Hopefully, I can get a solid 10 laps outside the Spanking Stew before Suzanne tires out!”

Penelope: (to Suzanne) “YOU’D BETTER NOT HURT KENDRA THE LEADING JOCK, YOU BITCH!!!!!”

Suzanne: “OH YES I WILL, YOUNG LADY!!!!!”

Kendra: “Gotta catch me first! Come on Kendra, push it, push it!”

(Kendra just keeps running.)

Suzanne: “You know what? I think I’m just gonna wait here.”

(Having noticed that, Kendra beats Suzanne up, defeating her)

Suzanne: “KENDRA! SPANKING STEW! NOW!”

(Kendra lifts the Spanking Stew)

Kendra: “Where do you want it?”

Suzanne: “BACK ON THE FLOOR, NOW!!!!! WHAT A NERVE!!!!!”

(Kendra then pours the Spanking Stew on Suzanne, who screams at the top of her lungs, then drops it on the floor, but first, it falls on Suzanne’s head. Kendra runs away from the liquids before they would touch her.)

Kendra: “My B. Oh wait, it isn’t. My B about that! Apology punches wouldn’t help. I’d be touching the liquids from the Spanking Stew.”

Suzanne: “YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!”

Kendra: “That’s enough! Hit the showers!”