Brahm and Treat's 2014 Halloween

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Robert: "Guys, are you ready for trick or treating?"

Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla, and Orla: "Yeah!"

Nicole: "Where is Brahm and Treat?"

[Brahm flips her mother off, while Treat spits in a neighbor's face]

Robert: "Brahm Allan Jennings! You just lost your Raggedy Andy doll for the rest of the night."

[Nicole writes "Brahm's Raggedy Andy plush" on the list titled "CONFISCATED TOYS"]

Nicole: "As for you, as far as I'm concerned, Treat Triton Jennings, you just lost your Squacky plush for the rest of the night."

[Nicole writes "Treat's Squacky plush" on the list]

[The family walks down the sidewalk]

Nicole: "Okay, let's go to the first house."

[The family walks to a neighbor's house, Nicole rings the doorbell, and a neighbor opens the door]

Orla, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "Trick or treat!"

Brahm and Treat: "Trick or (bleep)!"

Nicole: "You boys do not say that towards a neighbor or I shall have to wash your dirty mouths out with soap."

Neighbor: "Would you darlings like some treats?"

[The twins take off their Apollo the Dog costumes and run around the house naked]

Nicole: "BOYS!!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!"

[after getting the boys back in their costumes]

Orla: "Look, Mom! I got a bag of peanuts, a bag of pumpkin seeds and a couple of granola bars."

Skyla: "I got a three cereal bars, some carrot sticks and some string cheese."

Kayla: "I got a popcorn ball, a bag of trail mix and a bag of pretzels."

Haidyn: "I got some sandwich crackers, a beef jerkey and a toothbrush. Brahm and Treat, what did you guys get?"

Brahm: "A glow stick, crayons and a bottle of bubbles."

Treat: "A coupon book to Jamba Juice, a jump rope and a bouncy ball."

Nicole: "Ready to go to the next house?"

Orla/Kayla/Treat/Haidyn/Brahm: "Yeah!"

[The family walks up to the next house, Haidyn rings the doorbell and another neighbor answers the door]

Haidyn/Orla/Brahm/Treat/Kayla: "Trick-or-treat!"

Brahm and Treat: "Smell our feet, bring us something good to eat!"

Neighbor: "What a surprise! Would you little darlings like some treats?"

Orla: "Yes please."

Neighbor: "Here you go. Happy Halloween,"

Brahm: "I got a box of raisins, a couple of pencils, some shiny stickers, fig cookies and a bean bag. What did you get, Treat?"

Treat: "Some shiny stickers, applesauce and bean dip. What did you girls get?"

Haidyn: "I got reflective safety stickers, dried fruit, low-fat crackers with cheese filling, unsalted almonds, animal crackers, a single-serve packet of low-fat of microwave popcorn, and a small stuffed animal."

Orla: "I got reflective safety stickers, too! I also got glow sticks, snack pack pudding, chocolate covered raisins, vampire teeth, a couple of 100% fruit juice boxes, beef jerky and JELL-O with fruit."

Kayla: "I got some reflective safety stickers, low-fat crackers with peanut-butter filling, a couple of honey sticks, sugar-free gum, Spider rings, stickers and Halloween tops."

Skyla: "I got reflective safety stickers as well. I also got graham crackers, Goldfish crackers, a few sugar-free apple cider packets, Cracker jacks and glow sticks."

Nicole: "Cool!"

Brahm: "Ha ha, loser! Treat and I are gonna run across the street!"

[Treat and Brahm run across the street]

Haidyn: "Mom! The boys are running across the street!"

Nicole: "BOYS!! Please stop running, you are disobeying the rules of crossing the road!!"

[Brahm and Treat stop at another house, nobody is home but they see a sign that reads, "Here, take one" and next to it is a bowl full of sugar-free hard candy]

Brahm/Treat: "We can't count or read."

[They dig their greedy hands into the bowl and grab as many candy as possible and shove it into their trick-or-treat pails]

Orla: "Mom, look at what they're doing now."

[Later on, Brahm and Treat see a haunted maze run by a neighbor]

Brahm: "Hey, girls. We dare you to go into that maze."

Orla: "No way, Brahm. it's too scary."

Treat: "What are you, chicken?"

[Brahm and Treat cluck like chickens]

Treat: "We double-dare you!"

Kayla: "We wouldn't last one minute in there."

Brahm: "We double-dog-dare you, girls."

Skyla: "Natalie says that a killer clown feeds on the blood of 4th graders."

Treat: "We triple-dare you!"

Haidyn: "And no one went in there ever made it out alive."

Brahm/Treat: "We triple-dog-dare you!"

[Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla reluctantly go into the haunted maze]

inside the haunted maze

Orla: "So this is the haunted maze, huh?"

[A killer clown jumps out at them]

[The girls scream in horror]

cut to: outside the haunted maze

[Nicole catches up to Brahm and Treat]

Nicole: "Boys, where are your sisters?"

Brahm: "They got lost..."

Treat: "In the haunted maze..."

Brahm/Treat: "Forever!"

[Nicole hears Haidyn, Kayla, Orla and Skyla screaming in the haunted maze]

cut to: inside the haunted maze

Skyla: "Which way do we go, Haidyn?"

Haidyn: "I don't know, Skyla."

Orla: "Help, help us! Mom, help us, we're trapped!"

Kayla: "Mom, where are you? Help us!"

[The girls encounter a vampire]

Skyla/Orla/Kayla/Haidyn: "AAAAAAHHHHH! VAMPIRE!!!"

[The girls run into a different direction and run into giant spiders]

Haidyn: "EEEEEK! Spiders!"

[The girls run into another different direction and come across a dead end when they come across a fake decapitated head]

Orla/Haidyn/Kayla/Skyla: "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[They run and go back and make another turn]

Orla: "MOM! HELP! WE'RE TRAPPED!"

[cut to: outside the haunted maze]

Nicole: "Orla is that you, honey?"

Orla: (calling out from the maze) "Yes, it's me, mom!"

[Nicole turns on a bright light, hoping it will guide them]

Nicole: "Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla, can you see the light?"

Haidyn: "Barely."

Skyla: "I see it now."

Nicole: "Great, can you make it out?"

[Sure enough, Orla, Kayla, Skyla and Haidyn come rushing out of the haunted maze like a locomotive and hugging their mother]

Nicole: "Let's go to another house!"

[We see a trick-or-treater in a Queen Elsa costume and another trick-or-treater in a Princess Anna costume]

1 hour later, the family arrives home
Orla: "Robert, check out this huge haul we made tonight!"

[The girls grin in excitement as they proudly present their treats to Robert]

Robert: "Wow, that is quite a haul you girls got there? Where are the boys? How'd trick-or-treating go tonight?"

[Nicole brings the boys' treat buckets over]

Nicole: "Shall we inspect the kids' treats together, Robert?"

Robert: "Sounds like a good idea."

[Nicole and Robert go into the kitchen and inspect the kids' treats]

Robert: "Look at all this, Nicole. Trail mix, spider rings, 100% fruit juice, honey sticks, sugar-free gum, small stuffed animals, granola bars, nuts, snack pack pudding, dried fruit, unsalted almonds, noisemakers, finger puppets, pencils, microwave popcorn, real-fruit strips, coupon books, animal crackers, jump ropes, bean bags, cereal bars, string cheese, bouncy balls, carrot sticks, Silly Bandz, wax lips, crayons, Buddy Fruits, raisins, bottles of bubbles, beef jerky, fig cookies, popcorn balls, applesauce, bean dip, stickers, low-fat crackers with peanut-butter filling, Halloween tops, toothbrushes, reflective safety stickers, cheese sticks, sugar-free apple cider packets, glow sticks, vampire teeth, Goldfish crackers, graham crackers, JELL-O with fruit, dark chocolate Raisins, my that's a lot!"

Nicole: "Okay, kids. You may each have one thing tonight. Would you like to watch Hotel Transylvania tonight?"

Orla: "Mom! All of my treats are gone! Someone got them all!"

Nicole: "Was it your little brothers?"

Orla: "Yes!"

[Brahm and Treat burp]

[Nicole doesn't seem pleased, loses her temper and raises her voice]

Nicole: "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED BRAHM ALLAN AND TREAT TRITON, YOU GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!"

[Nicole sends the boys to their room]

Robert: "What was that? What happened?"

[Nicole calms down]

Nicole: "The greedy boys gobbled up all of Orla's treats that she just received."

Robert: "Anything left in the bucket?"

Nicole: "Just some reflective safety stickers, a toothbrush, coupon books, glow sticks and a set of vampire teeth."

Kayla: "Don't worry, Orla. I'll give you half of my treats."

Orla: "OK. Thank you, Kayla."