Beckett Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"

Stevie: "Shut the fuck up!"

Brian: "You better watch your language."

Announcer: "Gloria heads to Los Angeles, California to meet the Beckett family, whose four kids are driving them completely crazy.

Brian: "I am very disappointed with your behavior, Stacie."

Announcer: "Can Gloria help those four kids turn their life around?"

[Stevie throws a cup of water in Brian's face]

Announcer: "Or will this happen forever?"

Stevie: "You're all stupid. Even you, Supernanny!"

Submission Reel
Gloria: "Here I am, in Los Angeles, California ready to meet a stay-at-home father and a working mother, who need my help."

Brian: "Hi, I'm Brian Beckett. This is my wife, Rhonda. My wife works all day to pay the bills, while I stay home and clean. We have six kids, John, our oldest, is 18 and he came home from college for a visit, Amber is 17, Amanda is 15, Stacie is 13, Peter is 6, and our youngest, Stevie is 4. John and Peter are well-behaved, but the other four are all far from well-behaved."

Stevie: "I HATE MY PARENTS AND I HATE MY TWO SIBLINGS! I ONLY CARE ABOUT MY FOUR SIBLINGS!"

Brian: "Amber likes to hang out with older boys that Rhonda and I don't know, Amanda likes to stay out past her curfew, Stacie finds a wall and colors on it and Stevie, who is the worst, eats junk food and misbehaves 24/7. Stevie has been expelled from preschool."

[We see Amber kissing one of her boyfriends named Orson]

Amber: "I love you so much, Orson. You deserve my love."

[Stevie throws a tennis ball at John, but misses]

John: "Stevie, you almost hurt me!"

Stevie: "I'm supposed to, John."

[Stevie laughs]

Rhonda: "What happened this time, officer?"

Officer: "Amanda has been disobeying curfew again, like she always does. Not only that, she was seen loitering at a local convenience store with her 20-year-old boyfriend Carlos."

Stacie: "I like to fucking color on walls!"

Brian: "Please, Supernanny, help me get this family back together again."

Gloria: "Don't worry, I'll be there, Mister."

Gloria Arrives at the Beckett Doorstep
[Gloria arrives at the Beckett home and rings the doorbell]

[Brian and Rhonda answer the door]

Brian: "Hello, you must be Gloria. I'm Brian Beckett, and this is my wife, Rhonda."

Gloria: "Nice to meet you, Brian and Rhonda."

Rhonda: "Hello, I'm Rhonda and I'm leaving for work in thirteen minutes."

[John and Peter come in]

Brian: "That's our sons, John and Peter."

John: "What's up?"

Peter: "Hello."

[Stevie hits Gloria with a toy baseball bat]

Stevie: "Welcome, Miss Piece of Shit."

Rhonda: "Steven Daniel Beckett, watch your language, you're only 4."

[Stevie runs off laughing]

Rhonda: "Excuse me, get back here right now, please."

Stevie: "No way!"

Rhonda: "Stevie."

Stevie: "Fine. Hello, Gloria. Sorry I swore at you."

Gloria: "Apology accepted."

[Amber, Amanda and Stacie arrive]

Rhonda: "That's our other three kids, Amber, Amanda and Stacie."

[Gloria sees drawings on the wall]

Gloria: "Who drew on that wall?"

Stacie: "I did."

Brian: "Stacie, drawing goes on paper, not on walls. Do I make myself clear?"

Stacie: "Yeah."

Brian: "John, can you take your brothers and sisters upstairs, because Gloria wants to talk with your mother and me."

John: "Okay, Dad."

[John takes his brothers and sisters upstairs to his room]

John: "Okay, what DVD would you like to watch, guys?"

Peter: "Toy Story."

John: "Alright, Toy Story it is."

Talk with Mom and Dad
[Gloria, Brian and Rhonda sit down]

Gloria: "What were the kids kicked out of school for?"

Brian: "Some for beating up students, some for swearing constantly, and some for flipping off people."

Gloria: "What about the holidays?"

Rhonda: "Well, we had Thanksgiving last year at my sister, Helen's house. We made the food. Later at dinner, the kids were having a food fight, which Stevie started. Stacie ate the entire cherry pie, which was considered greedy. Also, Amanda smeared gravy on the walls, and Amber hogged all the juice from Peter. They ruined Halloween last year too. John and Brian stayed and gave out candy, while the other five went with me trick-or-treating. Peter behaved the entire time trick-or-treating, but the other four had tricks up their sleeves. Stacie was covering all the houses and trees with toilet paper, and recorded the house owner's reactions on YouTube, Amanda and her boyfriend Carlos was flipping off the other trick-or-treaters and swearing at them, Amber took off her slutty cat costume and drove around half naked across town with one of her boyfriends and Stevie went off on his own, getting more and more candy. As soon as we got home, Stevie ate his treats and then his other siblings' treats, telling me he wanted more candy. He also ruined Peter's ghost costume by ripping it into pieces and throwing it in the fireplace. Amber, Stacie and Amanda backed him up in it. So Brian, John and I grounded those four for a week."

Gloria: "He only ruined Halloween and Thanksgiving?"

Brian: "Actually, he ruined other holidays. The four ruined Christmas as well. The four were knocking all the snowmen down at the park. They played ding-dong-ditch in the neighborhood, ringing the neighbor's doors and taking off. One morning, they ate gingerbread men for breakfast instead of regular breakfast. We went shopping at the mall, and Stevie, Amber, Stacie and Amanda were all shoplifting from almost every store. They also ruined Peter's Christmas play by holding a bucket of water and Stacie was the one who pulled the rope, dumping the water and then posting the incident on YouTube. On December 20, we went to my parents' house for Christmas. At dinnertime, Stevie spit all the food we served him at my mother's face. Peter brought some plum pudding from the store, and Stacie ate it. Also, Amanda ate one half pie then split the other half with her boyfriend Carlos and threw another at the wall. Amber brought one of her boyfriends over and they causing havoc, by playing the Motley Crue song "Kickstart My Heart" on the stereo, eating some of the food and eating nearly all the desserts. We soon got up on Christmas morning to eat our breakfast and open our presents, Stevie, Amber, Amanda and Stacie all got coal in their stockings, because they were all on the naughty list. They stole everyone's presents, claiming them as their own. They went out to play ding-dong-ditch in the neighborhood and recorded the neighbor's reactions, posting it on YouTube. They threw the tree at Peter. They made a huge scene at dinner that night. And on New Year's Eve, Amber went out to spend it with one of her boyfriends, Stevie snuck an alcohol bottle and mixed it with juice, Stacie and Amanda spray-painted one of my friends' vehicles. They also ruined Easter by breaking every egg during the Easter egg hunt and blurting out foul language."

Gloria: "That doesn't look good at all."

Gloria: So, I heard Stevie got kicked out of preschool. What happened?

Rhonda: "Well, now we gotta find a way to improve Stevie, Amber, Amanda and Stacie's behaviors."

Brian: "Sounds like a good idea, Rhonda."

AM Morning
Gloria: "After Rhonda left for work, Amanda went out with a 20-year-old man who happened to be her boyfriend Carlos. He was waiting for her on his motorcycle."

Gloria: "Excuse me, sir, but who are you?"

Carlos: "The name is Carlos, lady. Is Amanda here? I am here to pick her up for our date."

Gloria: "Aren't you a little too old for her?"

Carlos: "Kind of, but dating her is no big deal."

[Amanda comes downstairs]

Carlos: "You ready, Amanda?"

Amanda: "I am, Carlos."

[Amanda gets on Carlos' motorcycle and they ride off]

Observation Continues
Gloria: "Later that afternoon, Peter and Stevie were playing Battleship, which then they started fighting when Stevie found out Peter was sinking his battleship."

Stevie: "F-6."

Peter: "Missed. A-10."

Stevie: "You sunk it, you little donkey-raping shit eater!"

[Stevie starts punching Peter and then hits him with a stuffed lion, as Peter starts to scream and cry, Brian then comes upstairs]

Brian: "What is this? Both of you, enough."

Stevie: "He deserved it! He sunk my battleship!"

Brian: "Steven Daniel Beckett, you don't ever hit your brother. Now say you're sorry."

Stevie: "I'm sorry, Peter."

Brian: "That's better. Don't ever do it again, then. OK?"

Parent Meeting
Gloria: "That evening, after Rhonda got home from work, I had a meeting with mom and dad and talked about implementing discipline, house rules, etc."

Gloria: "So I hear that only two of your kids, John and Peter are well-behaved, but Stevie isn't and neither is Amber, Stacie or Amanda."

Brian: "Yeah. In fact that's all that happened for at least a month or more. Amber already got her driver's license at age 16, and she drives a black Nissan Centra."

Gloria: "I came up with the discipline things, Naughty Swivel, which is for Amber and Amanda, Naughty Tuffet, which is for Stacie and the Naughty Chair is for Stevie."

Rhonda: "That's a good idea."

Naughty Swivel
Gloria: "One day, Peter was blowing up a balloon just for fun. And he bounced it, and then Amber comes in and pops it with a pin."

Peter: "Dad!"

[Brian comes to Peter's room]"

Brian: "What happened, Peter?"

Peter: "Amber popped my balloon with a pin!"

Brian: "Amber Scarlett Marie Beckett, you do NOT pop your brother's balloon. Now say you're sorry."

Amber: "No fucking way!"

Brian: "That's it, Amber. Naughty Swivel, right now."

[Amber is sent to the Naughty Swivel]

Brian: "You stay right there. As a result for popping your brother's balloon, I'm taking away your cell phone for the rest of the day."

[Brian takes Amber's cell phone from her, and the phone starts ringing]

Amber: "I didn't like it when my father confiscated my phone."

[Amber gets up and snatches her cell phone back from Brian]

Brian: "Amber, no. I mean it. You're done with your phone for the rest of the day."

[Brian grabs the cell phone from Amber and takes it into the bedroom with him]

Amber: "WHEN I DO GET MY PHONE BACK, I'LL HIDE IT SOMEWHERE SO YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING TAKE IT AGAIN, YOU ROTTEN DONKEY-RAPING SON OF A BITCH!"

[Brian hears a scream from Peter's room and he rushes back into Peter's room to find him and Amanda fighting by punching each other and Amanda spits on Peter's face and kicks him]

Brian: "Are you alright, Peter?"

Peter: "Yeah."

Brian: "Amanda, you are sent to the Naughty Swivel too, because you fought with Peter and you spit in his face. And your iPod is gone for the rest of the day."

[Brian confiscates Amanda's iPod]

Naughty Tuffet
Gloria: "One day, Stacie was coloring on another wall."

[Stacie colors on one of the walls and writes obscenities on the wall, and finishes it by writing "FUCK YOU YOU MONSTROUS SLUTTY, CUM-SUCKING BITCH!" and then walks off]

Gloria: "A few minutes later, Brian walked to the wall to find Stacie's obscenities on the wall.

Brian: "What's this stuff? Fuck you, you monstrous slutty, cum-sucking bitch? Anastasia Deborah Joy Beckett, come here at once!"

[Stacie comes to Brian]

Brian: "What's this about?"

Stacie: "I like to color on walls."

Brian: "What did I tell you about coloring on walls?"

Stacie: "I don't know and I don't care."

Brian: "Be rude again, and you're at the Naughty Tuffet."

Stacie: "FUCK YOU! YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"

Brian: "Right. Naughty Tuffet now."

[Brian walks Stacie to the Naughty Tuffet]

Brian: "And stay there. Your iPhone is gone for the rest of the day, because you colored on the walls and you swore at me."

[Brian takes Stacie's iPhone and walks away]

Naughty Chair
Gloria: "One day, Stevie and his siblings were playing a game of tag."

[The kids are running around during a game of tag]

Gloria: "Suddenly, Stevie pushed his brother Peter into a thorn bush."

Peter: "JOHN!!!! Stevie pushed me into the thorn bush!!!!"

John: "Stevie, you do NOT push your brother into a thorn bush. Come with me, you're going to the Naughty Chair."

[John sends Stevie to the Naughty Chair]

[Brian gets a crying and wailing Peter from the thorn bush and takes him inside]

Gloria: "Now I'm gonna tell you something, Stevie, and you're gonna listen. Pushing your brother into a thorn bush was NOT the right thing to do. Pushing him there was dangerous. You could've sent him to the emergency room. But you're lucky he didn't get sent there."

John: "She's right. And as a result for pushing Peter into a thorn bush, I'm taking away your toy truck for the rest of the day and you will sit on this chair for 4 minutes."

[John takes Stevie's toy truck]

Stevie: "That's mine!"

[Stevie snatches his toy truck from John]

John: "Stevie, let go of it. I'm serious. You're done with your toy truck for the rest of the day."

[John takes the toy truck from Stevie and takes it with him]

Stevie: "FUCK YOU, JOHN! I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

Gloria: "Just ignore it, John."

[A few minutes later, Brian walks to the Naughty Chair]

Brian: "Alright, Stevie. John put you on the Naughty Chair because what you did to Peter today was totally unacceptable. Are you ready to say you're sorry?"

Stevie: "Of course."

[Stevie walks to Peter]

Stevie: "Peter, I'm sorry for pushing you into a thorn bush. I knew I was wrong to do that."

Peter: "Apology accepted."

Brian: "And what do you say to John?"

Stevie: "I'm sorry for what I did."

John: "I accept your apology. Next time, don't push anybody into anything dangerous. OK?"

House rules
Gloria: "As of today, I introduce to the Beckett family, the rules."

Gloria: "Here are some house rules, everyone. The rules are: no swearing, no destroying people's property, no embarrassing people, no making fun, no biting, no name-calling, no tattling, no being rude."

Brian: "That's cool."

Stevie: "I disagree with that!"

Stacie: "So do I!"

Amanda: "Me too!"

Amber: "I strongly fucking disagree with that! I STRONGLY DISAGREE!"

Stevie: "OVER OUR DEAD FUCKING BODIES!"

Gloria: "Kids, those are the rules."

Brian: "I agree with Gloria. The rules are there for a good reason, young man."

Beckett family issues
Gloria: "Earlier today, Peter was building a clay dragon when things went wrong."

[Peter is building a clay dragon]

Stevie: "I hate it when people make things out of clay."

[Peter gets up to go to the bathroom, Stevie goes in the room and destroys Peter's clay dragon by smashing it to smithereens]

[After Peter leaves the bathroom, he finds his demolished clay dragon]

Peter: "Dad!!! John!!!!"

[Brian and John come upstairs]

John: "What happened this time?"

Peter: "Stevie smashed my clay dinosaur, when I was just about to finish it!!!"

Brian: "Steven Daniel Beckett, come with me immediately!"

[Brian walks Stevie to the naughty chair]

Brian: "I'm taking away your toys for the rest of the day. And you can forget about playing with your friends this afternoon!"

Stevie: "I was gonna play with them this afternoon!"

Brian: "Well, you should've thought of that before you smashed Peter's clay dragon!"

[Stevie gets up from the chair]

Brian: "STEVIE! GET BACK HERE! I MEAN IT!"

Stevie: "NO!!!!"

[Stevie runs to his friend Jason's house]

Jason: "Hey, Stevie."

Stevie: "Hey, what's up, Jason?"

[Stevie and Jason are about to walk into the yard as John and Brian catch Stevie and John scoops up Stevie]

Stevie: "LET GO OF ME YOU FAGGOT!!!! I WANNA PLAY WITH JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Brian: "Sorry, Stevie, but you're punished for the rest of the day."

[Jason's parents and arrive outside to get Jason back inside]

Jason's mom: "Jason get over here right now!"

Jason: "Aw shit! No way!"

Jason's dad: "Hold my hand right now!"

Jason: "I WANT TO SEE STEVIE!"

Jason's dad: " "

[Brian places Stevie back in the Naughty Chair]

John: "And stay there!"

Stevie: "FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!!!"

John: "You do not use that kind of language towards me or anybody else in this family."

Trip to the market
Gloria: "The Becketts were taking a trip to the supermarket, and the four kids were ready to cause some mayhem."

[Brian gets a cart]

Brian: "Be sure to stay with me while we're shopping. Stevie, you behave and you'll get a Barney DVD."

Stevie: "Alright."

[Stacie rides another cart into a roll of paper towels, causing them all to fall over]

[Amber grabs all the jars of salsa and pours them all over the floor]

[Amanda picks up a nail file from a shelf and slices all the flour bags open]

[Stevie snatches a huge bag of candy off the shelf and puts it in a cart]

Brian: "Stacie, be careful with the paper towels. Amber, If the owner sees salsa on the floor, you'll be forced to clean up the aisle. Amanda, that flour on the floor and the bags you sliced open, I will take some of it out of your bank account. Stevie, that junk food is gonna make you really hyper."

Stevie: "Who gives a fucking shit, faggot?"

[Stacie swipes a soda bottle off a shelf and chugs it down]

[Stevie rips open a bag of marshmallows, then hides where nobody can find him and gorges on the marshmallows]

[Amanda tosses each bag of bread on the floor]

[Amber walks into the bathroom and writes profanities on the wall with a Sharpie]

[Stevie swipes Pokemon cards off the shelf]

Brian: "That's it, kids. You left me no choice. John, Peter, as soon as we get done with the shopping, we're leaving."

John: "Got it."

[After Rhonda, Brian, John and Peter finish their shopping, a guard approaches them with Amanda, Amber and Stacie]

Guard: "I found one daughter by the bathroom, the other by the flour aisle and another by the toys aisle. Are they yours?"

Rhonda: "Yes. What did they do this time?"

Brian: "Amber Scarlett Marie Beckett, Amanda Victoria Elizabeth Beckett and Anastacia Deborah Joy Beckett, what were the three of you thinking? Where's Stevie at?"

Amber: "By the toy aisle."

Brian: "Rhonda, stay with the rest of the kids while John, Gloria and I go scold Stevie."

Rhonda: "Got it."

[Gloria, Brian and John walk off and find Stevie by the toy aisle]

John: "Steven Daniel Beckett, we warned you. You had your chance, little boy. We're leaving right now."

Stevie: "What about the Barney DVD?"

Brian: "You don't deserve it. Also, no friends, no toys, no TV, no outdoor playing, "

Stevie (menacing): "Let me get the Barney DVD. NOW!! You dirty fuck-nugget!!!"

Brian: "No!"

Stevie: "You don't have the right to refuse!"

Brian: "Yes, I do. I have every right. If I refuse, I mean it. Don't think I don't."

Stevie: "Yeah, go ahead and refuse, faggot!!!! But I'm done putting up with it."

[Stevie goes to an aisle and snatches a Barney DVD off the shelf]

Brian (sternly): "Put it back right now!!"

Stevie: "It was my reward."

[John grabs the Barney DVD from Stevie and puts it back on the shelf]

John: "You didn't earn it."

[Stevie punches John really hard in the abdomen]

Brian: "You chose not to behave, Stevie, so this consequence is what you get."

Stevie: "I HATE YOU, YOU INCONSIDERATE PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

[As Amber, Stacie, Amanda and the others got in the vehicle, Brian takes a crying and wailing Stevie out of the cart, then spanks him twice with a belt and locks him in his carseat and puts the child lock on]

[Brian begins to drive out of the parking lot and drives off home, and Stevie begins to rapidly kick the back of the driver's seat]

Aftermath
[Brian and John bring a still crying and wailing Stevie into the Naughty Chair]

Stevie: "I wanted that Barney DVD!!"

Brian: "Well, you blew it. Next time when you behave. But until then, you will not purchase that DVD, and you have your attitude at the store to thank for that."

Stevie: "Yeah?! (shouts in Brian's face) WELL, FUCK YOU!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!! YOU ARE JUST FUCKING HIGH!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF DICTATORS YOU THREE ARE!!! YOU GO RIGHT TO HELL!!!!"

[Brian and John walk off as Stevie gives them both the finger]

Gloria: "You do not cuss at your father or John or give them the finger! Your behavior is totally unacceptable. You nearly trashed half the supermarket, you made a huge mess, you caused a great deal of chaos and you made your father have to pay for the damage you caused. Not only did you lose your chance at a Barney DVD, but you are also going to lose free play time tonight, and you will lose all your friends, you will not go outdoors and you will not watch TV until you behave yourself! You will stay on this chair not for four minutes, but for eight minutes! And if you get up, before your time is up, you WILL be going straight to bed with no dinner! You have disgraced your whole family!"

Stevie: "I WANT BARNEY!!!!!!!"

Gloria: "No, you blew Barney!! And furthermore, keep this up and you will go to bed without dinner, and we will take away all your Barney stuff."

[Brian steps in again]

Brian: "And she means it, Stevie. Don't you think she doesn't."

Stevie: "FUCK OFF!!!"

Brian: "Right, that's it, all your Barney stuff is gone, and you're going to bed early with no dinner."

[Stevie hits Brian repeatedly]

[Stevie runs outside]

[Stevie arrives to Jason's house]

Jason: "Hey Stevie, do you want to watch Barney with me?"

Stevie: "Sure!"

[Just as Stevie and Jason run to the TV, Brian, Rhonda, John and Gloria ]

Friend technique
Gloria: "I introduced the Friend Technique."

Gloria: "By saying this, these rules tell Stevie, Amanda, Amber and Stacie who they're allowed to associate with, and what they're allowed to watch on TV with them and when to come home."

Stevie: "Blah, blah, blah."

Gloria: "Excuse me, you don't make the rules, I do. It's that simple."

Gloria: "And because Stevie misbehaved at the mall, he is forbidden from playing with his friends."

Snack jar technique
Gloria: "This is the Snack Jar Technique to get Stevie to eat foods that are good for him."

[Brian, John, Rhonda and Gloria go through the pantry and find a few tons of junk food, like Pop-Tarts, boxes of cereals including Cap'n Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Froot-Loops, various candy bars, cans of Pringles, bags of Doritos, various candies, various soda bottles, such as Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Mountain Dew & A&W Root Beer, Starbursts, Swedish Fish, Cookie Dough Bites, snack cakes like Little Debbie and Hostess products, donuts, cookies, bags of potato chips, fruit snacks, Cheetos, frozen pizza and other processed foods, courtesy of a certain college student]

John: "See this load of junk food, Gloria?"

Gloria: "What about it, John?"

John: "It's what Stevie enjoys eating. We have nothing against him eating some of the stuff here. But he doesn't need to feed on them 24/7."

[A few minutes later, Stevie checks the pantry and his snacks are nowhere to be found]

Stevie: "So you wanna play rough, huh? I'll show you fucking punks!"

[Gloria steps in]

Gloria: "The reason your parents, your brother and I threw out some of your snacks is because they're not good for you."

Stevie: "But I like to eat them!"

Gloria: "I know, but from now on, you need to eat healthy food."

Stevie: "I HATE YOU!!!!!"

[Stevie runs off]

Eating at the restaurant
Gloria: "One night, The Becketts were out eating a restaurant."

[Stevie belches]

Brian: "Stevie, that's not good table manners. When you belch, say excuse me."

Stevie: "Like I give a shit."

Brian: "And watch your language, too, mister."

[The waiter serves Stevie spinach in a bowl]

Stevie: "I'm not eating this spinach. It tastes like shit."

Brian: "How do you know? You never even tried it."

Stevie: "I'd rather eat Salisbury steak than this crap."

Brian: "Well, it's gonna have to be next time. This time, you have to try this spinach. It has vitamins in it."

Stevie: "Like I care."

[Stevie throws the bowl of spinach on the floor, then punches a waiter, spits in his face and throws a bread basket at a waitress]

Gloria: "A few minutes later, Stevie was ejected from the restaurant."

Brian: "Come on, guys, we're going home right now!"

Peter: "What? I was gonna get dessert."

Brian: "We will next time, Peter. We have to leave now because of your brother's behavior."

Stevie: "I WANT TO GO BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

[Brian straps a wailing Stevie into his carseat and drives away from the restaurant]

Gloria: "After that, Stevie was sent to bed early again."

Brian: "Steven Daniel Beckett, say goodnight to everyone, and then you're going to bed."

Stevie: "Goodnight to everyone and then you're going to bed."

Brian: "No, just say goodnight. And furthermore, no more restaurants for you until you can behave yourself and eat what's placed in front of you."

Rhonda: "Starting now, Stevie."

John: "And we mean it, mister. Don't you think we don't."

DVD meeting
Gloria: "The next day, we had a DVD meeting."

Stevie's friends
Gloria: "Here, we meet Stevie's friends."

[Stevie's friends include Terrence, Phillip, Eric, Clyde, Mark, Brody, Derek, Jason, and Bobby]

Stacie, Amber and Amanda's friends
Gloria: "We also meet Stacie, Amanda and Amber's friends."

[Amanda, Amber and Stacie's friends include Veronica, Ember, Ivy, Imogen, Carlos, Orson, and Mike]

Peter and John's friends
Gloria: "We meet Peter and John's friends as well."

[Peter's friends include Austin, Ella, Marty and Nick, and John's friends include Winston, Maggie and Jordy]

Epic tantrum
Stevie: "Hey, Dad, can I have some corn dogs?"

Brian: "Not tonight, Stevie. We're having salad with chicken."

Stevie: "I WANT CORN DOGS!!!!"

Brian: "I said not tonight, okay? We're eating salad with chicken. My decision about that is final."

[Stevie grabs one of his shoes and throws it at Brian's head]

Brian: "Right, that's it. Steven Daniel Beckett, consider yourself Naughty Chair bound."

[Brian escorts Stevie to the Naughty Chair]

Brian: "And stay right there until I say you can move."

Stevie: "FUCK YOU!!!! I HATE SALAD!!!!!!!"

Brian: "And watch your language. You know better than that. If I hear you cuss one more time, I will take your Barney stuff away."

[Brian walks away]

[Stacie writes "Fuck you" on the wall and Brian walks in]

Brian: "Anastasia Deborah Joy Beckett, one writing on the wall after another? This is beginning to be a habit. Naughty Tuffet right now."

Stacie: "But, Dad..."

Brian: "No buts, Stacie. Let's go."

[Brian escorts Stacie to the Naughty Tuffet]

Brian: "While you're staying here, you've lost your iPhone again."

[Brian confiscates Stacie's iPhone]

Stacie: "ASSHOLE!!!"

[Brian goes to check on Stevie, who is still in the Naughty Chair]

Brian: "Are you ready to apologize to me?"

Stevie: "HELL NO!!! I just wanted corn dogs!"

Brian: "Well, we can have them another night. But tonight, we're eating salad with chicken."

Stevie: "GO TO HELL!!!!"

Brian: "Right, that's it. You're staying in the Naughty Chair until bedtime."

[John sends Amber and Amanda to the Naughty Swivel]

John: " "

Stevie vs. the babysitter
Brian: "John, Gloria and I are going to visit your mother at her workplace, and Stacie, Amanda and Amber are at their friends', so Ashley's in charge of you."

Ashley: "He's in good hands, Mr. Beckett."

[Brian gets into his car, along with John and Gloria and they drive away]

[A few minutes later, Stevie is watching Barney & Friends, and Ashley comes in to see all his toys scattered on the floor, and she turns off the TV]

Stevie: "I was watching that, Ashley. Let me finish watching this episode."

Ashley: "Not until you pick up your toys."

Stevie: "FUCK YOU THEN, BITCH!!!"

Ashley: "Right, that's it. You're going to the Naughty Chair."

[Ashley picks up Stevie and carries him to the Naughty Chair]

Ashley: "And stay right there and think about what you've done."

[Stevie escapes from the Naughty Chair]

Ashley: "Stevie, get back here!"

[Stevie puts on a life jacket and jumps into the family pool]

Ashley: "Stevie, out of the pool right now."

Stevie: "NO!!! MAKE ME!!!"

[Stevie gets out and runs around the house naked]

Ashley: "Put your clothes back on and get back to the Naughty Chair this instant!"

Stevie: "MAKE ME!!!!"

[Ashley stands her ground, forces Stevie to put his clothes back on and escorts him back to the Naughty Chair]

Ashley: "And stay there until your parents get home."

[A few minutes later, John and Brian return home]

Brian: "Hey, Ashley, how did things go?"

Ashley: "It was terrible. Stevie refused to pick up his toys, he jumped into the pool with all his clothes on and and ran around the house naked."

Brian: "Stevie, get here right now!"

[Stevie approaches them]

Brian: "You owe Ashley an apology. Big time."

Stevie: "Ashley, I'm sorry for being disobedient."

Ashley: "Apology accepted."

[Ashley hugs Stevie]

Reinforcements
[Amber, Stevie, Peter and Amanda are jumping on the trampoline, when Stevie pushes Peter off the trampoline, causing him to cry]

Peter: "Dad!!!!"

[Brian and John race to the trampoline]

Brian: "What happened?"

Peter: "Stevie pushed me off the trampoline!"

Brian: "Stevie, apologize to Peter right now."

Stevie: "No! Fucking make me!"

Brian: "Right, that's it, consider yourself Naughty Chair bound."

[Brian scoops up Stevie and carries him to the Naughty Chair]

Brian: "And you're gonna stay in the naughty chair and think about what you've done because you refused to apologize to Peter for pushing him off the trampoline and because you swore at me! You could've gotten Peter sent to the hospital and had him end up in a cast. And I'm taking away your Barney stuff for the rest of the day!"

[Brian walks away]

Stevie: "I'LL GET EVEN WITH YOU FOR THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!"

[Brian hears a scream from outside and runs outside to find Amber, Amanda and Stacie hitting Peter with a jump rope]

Brian: "Alright, that's enough. Amber, Amanda, Naughty Swivel. Stacie, Naughty Tuffet."

[Brian escorts Amber and Amanda to the Naughty Swivel and Stacie to the Naughty Tuffet]

Brian: "You three are in timeout for what you did."

[Brian walks away again]

[A few minutes later, Brian walks Peter to the Naughty Chair to talk with Stevie]

Brian: "Now, Stevie, are you ready to apologize to Peter?"

Stevie: "Yes, Dad. Peter, I'm sorry for pushing you off the trampoline."

Brian: "That's better."

[Stacie, Amanda and Amber approach Brian]

Amber: "Peter, we're sorry for hitting you with a jump rope."

Peter: "Apology accepted."

Stevie, Amanda, Amber and Stacie turn over a new leaf
Brian: "Stevie, Amber, Amanda and Stacie, as a result for good behavior, the four of you are no longer punished."

Stacie: "Hooray!"

Amber: "Works every time."

Stevie: "That's a good thing."

Amanda: "We got our stuff back."

Saying goodbye
Gloria: "A few days later, it was time for me to go home."

Gloria: "Goodbye, Brian, Rhonda and John."

Brian: "Goodbye, Gloria."

Gloria: "Goodbye, Stevie, Amanda, Amber and Stacie, you four be good from now on."

Stevie: "We will. Goodbye, Gloria. We'll miss you."

Family update
[The Beckett family are at the park]

Brian: "Everything's okay now. Stacie, Amber, Amanda and Stevie no longer misbehave. And they have not been to their Naughty posts since."