Plank Family Visits Team Terrific 10 Base

Arrival
Hope: Today we are traveling to Team Terrific 10 to see if we can join.

Valentin: Many of the friends we've met are in TT10, and we're hoping we can join them as well. Please be on your best behavior, since they have a zero-tolerance policy on bad behavior.

Blake: I hope they are having a movie night on Ponyo. That movie is awesome!

Lisa: I agree! They better have a Ponyo movie night or everyone in TT10 will be forced to like the 2013 movie "The Smurfs 2"!

Tyson: I'm more concerned about if they're gonna be Loud House fans there. The Loud House is the most overrated show on the planet!

Larson: I agree! DaddyOFive and Heil Honey I'm Home! are so much better!

Maria: I can't wait to gain some new friends here!

Hope, Brooke, and Kim meet BE!Maria and Longwei
Longwei: Hey, BE!Maria. We got new visitors called the Plank family. They come from Hawaii.

BE!Maria: Cool. I'd love to go to Hawaii, but that place is a nightmare for people with coconut allergies like me.

Longwei: Well I just hope these people are nice. At this point, I can't trust any new family because they always have a piece of shit child who causes trouble!

BE!Maria: Don't worry. I'm positive that we'll get a good family.

Longwei: Okay. Well I'm staying by your side so you won't get sexually assaulted again.

[We then see Kim, Brooke, and Hope arrive]

Hope: Hello. I'm Hope, and these are my sisters Brooke and Kim. We're the new people here.

BE!Maria: I'm BE!Maria, That’s what the others here call me, and this is my boyfriend Longwei.

Brooke: What does the "BE" in your name stand for?

BE!Maria: It stands for Bad Ending. The other me died aged 8, according to other people, I’m basically her if she lived but never went to Japan.

Kim: So she's a ghost?

BE!Maria: Yeah.

Hope: Also, is that JoJo's Bizarre Adventures?

BE!Maria: Yep. I'm a huge fan of JJBA. My mother also liked the series before she passed away. To this day, it still has a special place in my heart.

Hope: “What happened to your mom?”

BE!Maria: “The religious authorities didn’t like the way she dressed, so they killed her infront of me.”

Hope: We like anime too. One of my favorite anime movies are Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Longwei: I like some Studio Ghibli films, but I'm not a major fan of their others, especially Tales from Earthsea and Ocean Waves.

Brooke: Our least favorite film from Studio Ghibli is Ponyo. It's so childish and stupid!

Kim: It's also what our younger siblings like and they think it's better than Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Hope: That's why I banned them from watching that movie because I want them to watch movies that have meaning to them.

BE!Maria: Well me and Longwei saw Ponyo before, and it isn't that bad. It's okay for the kids to like Ponyo, though I wouldn't say it's better than Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Hope: “Well I prefer if they watch films that have meaning and have positive reviews from critics. I don't want them to watch Ponyo because it's too childish and stupid!”

BE!Maria: “So you ban your kids from watching a film because your hate it? It’s stupid. Let me tell you something and here’s some advice: Stop listening to biased “critics”. They don’t control nations, and they shouldn’t control thoughts or other shit. I can dislike the damn films, but there’s films out there that are slammed by critics I actually enjoyed.”

Hope: Well what things do you like that critics hate?

BE!Maria: I like a video game called Jump Force, but critics gave it mixed reviews just because there were a lack of female characters. They think SJW bullshit makes a game good, and that's not the case.

Longwei: Lei also likes to watch gory movies, but some critics bash those films just for the gore itself and don't even bother focusing on the story or the characters. At the end of the day, it's you who decides on whether a film is good or bad, not some blogger on the Internet.

Hope: I can see what you're talking about. There have been moments where I didn't agree with the critics. We don't like the Ghostbusters 2016 reboot movie nor Captain Marvel, but critics gave those movies positive reviews.

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Maria, Lois, Blake, Lisa, Lianne, and Lilian meet Xiu-mei and Akara
[Xiu-mei and Akara are seen playing in the park]

Lei: So I heard that there's a new family named the Plank family that are visiting the base from Hawaii.

Fumei: I'm kinda worried about this, Lei. We've seen plenty of new families act crazy here, and I worry that they might be next.

Lei: Don't worry, Fumei. They're probably not gonna be that bad.

[We then see Tyson, Serena, Larson, Maria, Lois, Blake, Lisa, Lianne, and Lilian arrive]

Tyson: Hello! I'm Tyrone, and these are my siblings Serena, Larson, Maria, Lois, Blake, Lisa, Lianne, and Lilian. We're new here.

Xiu-mei: Cool! I'm Xiu-mei, and this is my friend Akara!

Akara: Hello!

Lois: Are those your parents?

Xiu-mei: Yes. Those are my parents.

Akara: My parents are working, so Xiu-mei's mom and dad are babysitting me for a bit.

Serena: Do you have any other siblings?

Xiu-mei: No. I'm an only child.

Larson: Well Tyson brought his iPad. We can watch movies.

Xiu-mei: That's great! Can we watch Toy Story?

Tyson: We're not watching Toy Story because that movie is overrated and it sucks!

Akara: Really? We think it's good.

Blake: Well we prefer to watch movies that are critically panned, are for babies, and are inappropriate. How about we watch the 1992 film "Braindead"?

Lisa: Better yet, we should watch the 1996 classic film "Alaska"!

Maria: Can't we watch Kiki's Delivery Service?

Xiu-mei: Yeah. I like Kiki as well!, Toto showed me it.

Larson: We are not watching Kiki's Delivery Service because it is so horrible and isn't as good as Ponyo.

Tyson: I know! We should watch the 2016 film "Nine Lives"!

Blake: That's a great idea! That movie was critically panned by critics and didn't do so hot in the North America market. Let's watch it!

[Tyson puts on Nine Lives and the movie intro starts playing]

Akara: I don't want to watch Nine Lives. Hey Lianne and Lilian, wanna go play on the slide?

Lianne: Sure.

Maria: Wait for me!

[Akara, Lianne, Lilian, and Maria go on the slide]

[Meanwhile, 25 minutes into the movie...]

Xiu-mei: Ugh. This movie is so boring. Can we listen to some music?

Blake: Sure. I got an iPod and a speaker, and this is where we listen to music.

Xiu-mei: What do you listen to?

Lisa: We like to listen to songs that are critically panned, are for babies, and are inappropriate.

Xiu-mei: Well I like to listen to traditional Chinese music and pop music that doesn't have any bad words. My daddy also likes heavy metal.

Serena: Well your music tastes are lame! We like to listen to Daddy Yankee.

Xiu-mei: Daddy Yankee?

Lois: Yeah! Daddy Yankee is a versatile reggaeton musician who makes some incredible music!

Xiu-mei: Does he do pop?

Blake: Yeah! He also does rap, dancehall, and other genres. I'll put on the song "Con Calma". After that song, we'll listen to Cannibal Corpse's "Hammer Smashed Face". And after that song, we will listen to The Shaggs's "Philosophy of the World" album.

[Blake puts on Con Calma]

Xiu-mei: Wow. This is pretty interesting.

Lei: What's that sound?

Fumei: I recognize this song. It's a Daddy Yankee song.

[Lei and Fumei go to the sound to see the kids listening to Con Calma]

Lei: What are you doing?

Tyson: We're listening to Daddy Yankee. He's an amazing reggaeton artist! Do you like Daddy Yankee?

Fumei: No! We don't like reggaeton music, especially Daddy Yankee. Turn off that music!

[Blake turns off the song]

Blake: We're so sorry about indoctrinating your child with beautiful Daddy Yankee music. She probably doesn't have a high IQ to understand this music.

Xiu-mei: What?

Lei: Well we don't want our daughter to listen to that type of music. After all, the translated lyrics are about liking a girl's "poom poom", What the fuck......

Blake: “How do you know Spanish?”

Lei: “I took Spanish lessons in high school.”

Fumei: The last time a child played music with Xiu-mei, she made her listen to a gorenoise mixtape, which was even worse!

Lisa: It's okay. We were gonna play something better after this.

[Blake then plays Cannibal Corpse's "Hammer Smashed Face"]

Lisa: ROCK AND ROLL!!!

Lei: Oh hell no!

[Lei quickly takes the iPod and turns off the music]

Larson: Hey! Why did you turn it off?

Fumei: We don't want our daughter to be listening to death metal at all. It's too inappropriate for her.

Blake: What are you, strict Catholic parents who think heavy metal is the "devil's music"?

Lei: Seriously? We're atheists, and we're raising our daughter as one. Plus, I do enjoy listening to death metal and thrash metal like Cannibal Corpse, but I only listen to it when Xiu-mei isn't around.

Xiu-mei: I don't even like that type of music anyway, I only like heavy metal when it’s not too loud.

Lois: Well she's missing out on some good stuff! One of Cannibal Corpse's songs is called "Necropedophile". It's about a guy who digs up the bodies of dead children and rapes them! It's one of their best songs!

Xiu-mei: What?

Lei: Xiu-mei, why don't you go play with Akara on the slides?

Xiu-mei: Sure!

[Xiu-mei goes to play on the slides]

Lei: “I’ve listened to ”Necropedophile”, and let me tell you kids, I hate that damn song and I actually like Cannibal Corpse, also, I kill pedos and kiddie-fuckers for a living, When I listened to that, I haven’t felt disgusting since I sat behind my high school building starving because of my dipshit foster parents.”

Tyson: You grew up with abusive foster parents?

Lei: Yeah. I'm a sociopath because of said abuse.

Fumei: “This makes me wonder why you like Cannibal Corpse, Lei.”

Lei: “They had some good songs, just not that one, fuck that one.”

[Lei turns to the Plank kids]

Lei: Anyway, how old are you kids again?

Tyson: I'm 14, Serena is 13, Larson is 11, Lois is 5, Blake is 4, and Lisa is 3.

Fumei: Seriously? I hope your other siblings don't listen to that music.

Serena: No. Maria, Lianne, and Lilian only listen to musicians like Michael Pedo Jackson, The Beatles, David Bowie, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and other "good" artists.

Larson: They are all overrated! We only listen to bad musicians!

Blake: One of the musicians we also enjoy listening to are The Shaggs. Their album "Philosophy of the World" is awesome!

Lei: I never heard of that band before.

Fumei: Me neither. I hope they're appropriate.

Lisa: They're a mix of garage rock and pop rock. I think you'll like it.

Lei: Alright. Play it.

[Blake plays The Shaggs's "Philosophy of the World"]

Lei: What... the... shit...

Fumei: Why is the drum off-beat? And why are the vocals so drowsy?

Tyson: What are you talking about? This is awesome!

Lei: I seriously think you kids are mentally insane.

Blake: (stopping the music) Look you two, you don't have to like the music, but at least respect our opinions!

Fumei: But you're too young to be listening to death metal, Daddy Yankee, and whatever The Shaggs were playing!

Larson: Well if our music tastes are a problem, then we'll take them somewhere else! Let's go!

[The six leave the park]

Lei: Well these kids were weird. I just hope their problems are just having a shitty taste in movies and music.

Fumei: Well at least these three are okay. Xiu-mei and Akara seem to like them.

Serena sneaks Craig into the base
[We see Craig drive into the base's entrance]

Guard: I.D. please.

[Craig hands the guard a fake I.D., which somehow scans without a problem]

Guard: Welcome to TT10. Enjoy your stay!

[Craig then drives to a mom and pop restaurant. We then see Serena walk to Craig's car]

Serena: See? The I.D. worked!

Craig: I'm not sure how you got it to work. Now let's have a date here.

[Craig and Serena order a bunch of food]

Serena: Wow. These mom and pop restaurants know how to make good food!

Craig: They're still not as good as your delicious food down there...

[We cut to Andrei Ming and Feng Zheng eating]

Andrei: 嘿，峰，您最近在尝试哪种新的毒药？(Hey, Feng, what kind of new poisons have you been experimenting on lately?)

Feng: Oh, nothing new. I'm still waiting for the new batch of phosphorous to arrive.

[Feng looks across the table to see Serena and Craig kissing]

Feng: Hey, aren't you a bit too young to kiss like that?

Serena: WhAAAA- Uh...

Craig: Uh, she got some food stuck in her mouth, and I was trying to get it out.

Feng: With your tongue?

Andrei: How old you?

Serena: It's "How old are you".

Andrei: Sorry. I have not good English.

Feng: Anyway, how old are you?

Serena: 18. I look younger because of the way I dress.

Feng: I don't know any 18-year-olds who look like that. And how old are you, sir?

Craig: I'm 17.

Andrei: Lie! 17 don't have beard!

Craig: Uh... I think he's drunk. Do you need a Pocky?

Andrei: No, not hungry, I die poison Pocky, I like Pocky, not hungry at moment.

Serena: Wait, the Pocky killed you?

Feng: Yeah. Andrei was killed by a poisoned Pocky placed by a racist bastard. He's a ghost.

Craig: Jesus Christ, Serena, you didn't told me they had ghosts here!

Serena: I didn't knew there were ghosts either! Are you a ghost?

Feng: No. I'm a gangster and poisoner. Now stop trying to change the subject and let's focus on that pedophilic relationship of yours!

Craig: Look, dude, we're not dating! We're only friends.

Serena: Yeah! If you got a problem with that, then you and Casper the ghost can leave!

Andrei: You disgust me, If my mom caught Xiaomei dating man older than her, mom demand break up, In China, pedophile killed.

Serena: “Seriously, what’s wrong with your English?”

[Andrei turns around and coughs up blood into a tissue]

Craig: (disgusted by Andrei coughing up blood) Jesus fucking Christ! You good, man?!

Andrei: (wiping off blood from the mouth) “As I said, my English not very good because I am Chinese-Russian, my organs constantly liquify.”

Feng: I'm gonna call the base police now...

[5 minutes later, the police arrive]

Officer #1: So what seems to be the problem?

Feng: We suspect that these two are in a pedophilic relationship.

Officer #2: Can we see your I.D.?

Craig: Sure.

[Craig hands the officer a fake I.D. He scans it, but it doesn't work]

Officer #2: This is a fake I.D.

Serena: Wait, he scanned it in the entrance and it worked. Why won't it work now?

Officer #1: This card uses a special coding that will only work with one scan. After that, it is useless.

Officer #2: The card also says that Craig is 23. How old are you?

Serena: I'm 18!

Officer #1: No you're not. Judging by your appearance, you look to be around 12-14. This would be considered pedophilia.

Officer #2: Sir, we're gonna have to ask you to leave.

Craig: Leave?! For what?!

Officer #1: Team Terrific 10 has a zero tolerance policy for those sneaking into the base and those being in a relationship with minors. Now please leave.

Serena: (starts crying) You can't do this... why would you make those kind of laws?!

Officer #2: We don't make the laws, we just enforce them.

[The officers escort Craig out of the base]

Tyson, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa meet Michael McNamara and his children Joseph and Mia
[We see Tyson, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa watching the 2001 movie "Bones" on Tyson's iPad]

Tyson: By the way, have any of you seen Serena?

Larson: I don't know. She said she was gonna go visit the museum or something.

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa spot Michael McNamara and Mia sitting nearby]

Lois: Excuse me, but is that a Confederate uniform?

Michael: Yes. Why?

Blake: Were you in the Civil War?

Michael: Yes I was. Me and my son were drafted into the CSA when my son was just 27 and he died from malnutrition worsened by a tuberculosis infection, my daughter Saoirse died as well, though I was survived by my new daughter Mia, who passed away in 1912.

Lisa: So you're all ghosts? Spooky!

Mia: It was kinda weird at first, but we've since gotten used to it.

Larson: Geez, I don't mean to judge, but is your father a racist?

Michael: No, not at all. Not everyone who was serving in the CSA is racist, Many African-American members are willing to teach me If I don’t understand something about Black History.

Tyson: Also, why do your eyes look weird?

Mia: My dad's blind. He has a condition called hemeralopia. His sight is okay at night though.

Lisa: What movies do you like to watch?

Michael: I can't watch any movies at all. Like my daughter said, I'm blind, if I am able to see a night like my daughter said, maybe slashers.

Mia: I like to watch Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks, Studio Ghibli, and other children's films with regular Maria.

Larson: We like watching films that are critically panned, films for babies, and films that are inappropriate for us!

Tyson: We're watching the 2001 film "Bones" because it is rated R and has Snoop Dogg in it. Do you like Snoop Dogg?

Michael: I'm not into rap, but I do like listening to classical music, rock, and country music. I also like heavy metal. Satsuki introduced me to the last one.

Blake: Well you should listen to Daddy Yankee, The Shaggs, 6ix9ine, Lil Pump, Cannibal Corpse, Mortician, Slayer, Limp Bizkit, Peppa Pig's "My First Album" album, and the soundtrack to Ponyo. They're awesome!

Mia: No thanks. We're not interested in these artists except for the soundtrack to Ponyo and Slayer. Those were good. Besides, 6ix9ine is a bad man, as he has committed many crimes.

Lois: This base sucks! Everyone hates the movies we like, but likes the movies we hate! The same goes to the music we listen to!

Michael: Well, at least you kids are a lot better than the Slaters.

Tyson: Who are the Slaters?

Michael: When the family came to visit, one of their children named Stacy didn't backed off when I told her to. This led to me activating my ghoul abilities to get her away. The mother flipped out on me and said I couldn't do anything because she had autism. This pissed me off because she was using her disabilities as an excuse for not punishing her. They were the first parents of an autistic child that I hated.

Lisa: Well geez, Stacy was an idiot. And so was the mother for not telling her no.

Blake: Don't worry, we're not as bad as the Slaters.

Larson: Also, do you know if the base is hosting a movie night?

Mia: Yeah. They're having a movie night tonight, though I'm not sure what movie it is.

Lois: Thanks for telling us. We'll find Serena, and then go to the movie night.

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa ruin the base's movie night
[The six arrive at the base's movie night party at the park. We also see Serena crying]

Tyson: What's wrong, Serena?

Serena: (crying) It's Craig. These idiots named Feng and Andrei got him kicked out for entering the base illegally and being in a "pedophilic relationship" with me. They're the worst!

Larson: Really, Serena? You just had to sneak in your boyfriend, did you?

Serena: He is not my boyfriend! We're just friends!

[We then see Nicole Birou-Jennings walk up to the stage]

Nicole: Welcome to the movie night party! Thank you all for coming. We will watch a movie that people will suggest. The rules are: Nicole: So what films will we be watching?
 * 1) The film must be critically acclaimed by critics and fans.
 * 2) The film must be suitable for the surronding and can be liked by both kids and adults.
 * 3) The film must not be inappropriate for younger audiences.

Tyson: The 1984 TV-film "The Burning Bed"!

Serena: The 1997 movie "Lolita"!

Larson: The 1992 movie "Braindead"!

Lois: The 1998 film "Barney's Great Adventure"!

Blake: The 2018 movie "BlacKkKlansman"!

Lisa: The 2008 movie "Disaster Movie"!

Nicole: No, you six! We're not going to be watching any of these films because they are inappropriate! Any other suggestions?

BE!Maria: How about we watch "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable Chapter I"?

Nicole: BE!Maria, we already saw that film on the last movie night. Pick something else.

BE!Maria: “Okay.”

Lei: I know! We should watch "My Neighbor Totoro"!

Xiu-mei: I agree with daddy! That movie is nice!

Nicole: That's a great idea, Lei and Xiu-mei, We can watch that.

Lois: NO KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, SPIRITED AWAY, AND THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA!!!

Nicole: Yes Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya! We're watching My Neighbor Totoro and that's final!

Tyson: YOU BETTER START HATING ON THE 1982 MOVIE "E.T." AND START LIKING THE 2008 MASTERPIECE "TALENTO DE BARRIO" RIGHT NOW!!!

Nicole: No! I will not start hating on E.T. nor am I liking Talento de Barrio! Now I'm putting on the movie!

[The intro to My Neighbor Totoro starts playing]

[15 minutes into the film...]

Serena: Oh my god! Why do we have to watch this crap?!

Larson: I know. My Neighbor Totoro is one of the worst films Studio Ghibli has ever put out, as well as Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya!

Blake: I have a great idea! Let's hack the projector and play the 1996 movie "Alaska" instead!

Lisa: That's a great idea! Let's do it!

[Blake hacks the projector and plays Alaska]

Charlton Heston: "Lets get rid of this kayak before any unwanted company comes."

Duncan Fraser: "Who the hell is that?"

Charlton Heston: "Unwanted company."

Nicole: Oh my goodness! Who changed the movie to Alaska?

Tyson: IT WAS ME, SERENA, LARSON, LOIS, BLAKE, AND LISA!!! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PUTTING ON OUR FAVORITE MOVIES!!!

BE!Maria: Are you serious? You better put My Neighbor Totoro back on right now!

Larson: NEVER!!!

Serena: AND THIS IS FOR KICKING OUT CRAIG!!!

[Tyson, Serena, and Larson throws eggs, dishes, and pies at many people]

Lei: Hey! Stop this!

Longwei: What the hell are you kids doing?!

Feng: This isn't gonna get your boyfriend back!

[Lois, Blake, and Lisa then hack the speakers and play 6ix9ine's "TROLLZ"]

Lois: GET REKT!!!

Blake: THIS IS FOR EVERYTHING!!!

Lisa: NOW YOU ALL BETTER START LIKING THE 2013 FILM "ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH" RIGHT NOW!!!

Nicole: NEVER!!! YOU SIX GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

[The six run out of the movie night party]

Tyson: FUCK TT10!!!

Serena: I AGREE!!! THEY KICK PEOPLE OUT FOR NO REASON!!!

Larson: THEY HATE BAD MOVIES AND LIKE GOOD MOVIES!!!

Lois: THEY ARE SO MEAN AND STUPID!!!

Blake: THEY WILL ALL BE FORCED TO LIKE BAD MOVIES AND BAD MUSICIANS!!!

Lisa: AND THEY WILL ALL ALSO BE FORCED TO HATE GOOD MOVIES AND GOOD MUSICIANS TOO!!!

Speakers: Will the Plank family please come to the office? Thank you.

Kicked out
Reicheru: You know what? I'm gonna have to start restricting new families from entering the base. This is getting ridiculous now!

Hope: What did you kids do?! I told you all to behave!

Maria: Not all of us were bad! Me, Lianne, and Lilian were well-behaved. We also got to make new friends with Xiu-mei and Akara.

Xiu-mei: Yeah. The three of them were good.

Valentin: I was also good as well, as I went to the base's dock and got to meet many boat enthusiasts.

Hope: Me, Brooke, and Kim were good as well. What was the problem?

Sophie: Six words: Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa!

Hope: What did you six do?

Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa: Nothing!

Lei: Really? Because you were showing Nine Lives to my daughter, and that movie was bad.

Xiu-mei: I agree. It was really boring. I would've preferred if you played Toy Story or Cells at Work!.

Lisa: Toy Story is overrated and for babies, and Cells at Work! is overrated and a ripoff of DaddyOFive, who was way better than this!

Fumei: Cells at Work! is worse than DaddyOFive? What?

Lei: Those brats also had my daughter listen to Daddy Yankee and Cannibal Corpse! It was like the Asuka Lemmy incident all over again!

Brooke: What happened there?

Fumei: Asuka showed Xiu-mei a gorenoise mixtape, which was awful.

Lei: Keep in mind that we don't hate heavy metal. I like listening to thrash metal and death metal. However, we don't want our daughter to be listening to it because she is too young for it.

Feng: Also, Serena snuck in her "friend" named Craig and they were going on a date. I saw them kissing on the lips!

Kim: Serena! We told you that Craig wasn't allowed to come!

Serena: I don't care! Feng and Casper didn't had to rat us out!

Andrei: I not Casper! I Andrei!

Serena: Well then don't be a ghost!

Feng: He can't help it. Like I said earlier, he was poisoned by tainted Pocky.

Michael: Well the six were good with me. They weren't like Stacy, who triggered my ghoul ancestors!

Nicole: But then came their major blowout at the movie night party. They were upset that we were watching My Neighbor Totoro. So they hacked the projector and played the 1996 movie "Alaska" instead. They also threw eggs, pies, and dishes at the guests and also hacked the speakers to play a 6ix9ine song.

Blake: Why do you hate Alaska? It's an amazing film!

Nicole: It's not awesome, because that movie was critically panned by critics.

Longwei: You also ruined my clothes with your pies!

BE!Maria: And you almost ruined one of my JJBA mangas that I happened to be carrying with me in the party!

Larson: We don't like JJBA because that series is a ripoff of Boku no Pico, which was way better than this!

BE!Maria: “At least DIO looks like a fucking adult. How the FUCK is that kiddie porn better than JJBA?”

Feng: Also, how do you kids know what Boku no Pico is? You should probably stick to watching PAW Patrol or Sesame Street.

Valentin: Well we are so sorry about what happened. Are we still allowed to join?

Reicheru: No. The behavior Tyson, Serena, Larson, Lois, Blake, and Lisa had were unacceptable. However, Valentin, Hope, Brooke, Kim, Maria, Lianne, and Lilian are allowed to come back since you all were good.

Sophie: We will also be permanently banning Craig from ever coming to the base because he broke in and went on a pedophilic date with Serena. This base has zero tolerance with these things.

Tyson: THAT'S BULLSHIT THAT YOU'RE BANNING US FROM THE BASE!!!

Serena: AND IT'S NOT FAIR THAT CRAIG IS BANNED HERE FOREVER!!! HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

Larson: I AGREE WITH TYSON AND SERENA!!! LET US BACK IN NOW!!!

Lois: YEAH!!! LET US BACK IN OR START LIKING THE 1992 MOVIE "TOM AND JERRY: THE MOVIE"!!!

Blake: IF YOU DON'T LIKE TOM AND JERRY, THEN YOU BETTER START HATING ON KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, SPIRITED AWAY, AND THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA!!!

Lisa: IF YOU DON'T HATE ON KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, SPIRITED AWAY, AND THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA, THE YOU BETTER START LIKING THE SHAGGS'S "PHILOSOPHY OF THE WORLD" ALBUM RIGHT NOW!!! SO CHOOSE WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO DO!!!

Nicole: Uh, I choose neither! Seriously, not even old Orla nor Brahm and Treat acted like that!

Xiu-mei: Well here's my daddy and uncle Dev’s phone numbers, so we can call and chat.

Maria: Thanks.

BE!Maria: Also, Hope, here's a batch of VHS tapes of various Studio Ghibli films.

Hope: Thank you so much! These are awesome!

Reicheru: This conversation is over. Now please leave.