Fifty Jades of Black

Section 1: Stacie Goes Fiendish
(The episode starts with Stacie Todaro in her car.)

Stacie: “That b**** is up for a f***ing doom as soon as I approach the house.”

(A few minutes later, Stacie approaches Reicheru’s house. Stacie tries to open the door.)

Stacie: “S*** the door is locked! Spellb****, go!” (as she uses an Alakazam’s Poké Ball) “Use Teleport!” (Alakazam and Stacie teleport)

(Stacie uses a flashlight, finds a wall, and writes “B**** suck my d***, you’re forced to eat s***, get a f***ing life, I wrote all this s***, signed Reicheru, motherf***ers, PS f*** you b******s and b****es!”)

(The sun eventually rises. Reicheru wakes up, so does her mother.)

Stacie: “Hey, you there! Caught Reichered-Handed! Look at the wall!”

(Reicheru sees the wall where Stacie put bad words on)

Reicheru’s mom: “What is going on?”

Stacie: “Look at Reicheru put on the walls!”

Reicheru: “What?! I would never write anything on walls!”

(Stacie laughs like crazy and menacingly)

Reicheru’s mom: “So Stacie, it’s definitely you! How the h*** did you even get in?! Stacie, get out of my house!”

Stacie: “Come on. Blame Reicheru.”

Reicheru’s mom: “No! Let’s go, now.”

(Reicheru’s mom escorts Stacie outside of the house)

Reicheru’s mom: “I better make sure that lady never comes to this house again. How the h*** did she even get in?”

(Cut to outside the house)

Stacie: (as she walks to her car) “I’m responsible for all the vandalism. Reicheru and her stupid family will probably wash the s*** off the wall. F*** it!”

Section 2: Planning It All Out
(Stacie stops her car at Giuseppe’s lair, and goes in disappointed)

Pietro: “Stacie, hi!”

Stacie: “Hey.”

Angelo: “What’s wrong?”

Stacie: “Reicheru’s family kicked me out of their house. I was hoping to get Reicheru in trouble by vandalizing the walls with bad words, which also claimed that Reicheru was the one who wrote them.”

Giovanni: “B****es!”

Stacie: “I know, right!”

Marshall: “Guess what? Reicheru specializes in Fire and Psychic Pokémon, Sophie specializes in Water!”

Giuseppe: “That’s right! So, wherever they are, we will find all those l******s and fill the entire field with f***ing Corphish and f***ing Crawdaunt!”

Angelo: “Wait a second. Why does it have to be Corphish and Crawdaunt?”

Marshall: “Sophie specializes in Water-types, Reicheru specializes in Fire-types and Psychic-types. Corphish is Water/Dark type, so Water-type moves will be resisted, Fire-type moves will be resisted, and Psychic-type moves will do nothing and it’s pretty much as simple as that!”

Giuseppe: “Oh, and Pokémon should not wear clothes! The only Pokémon Sophie has on her team that isn’t a Water-type is Ditto. However, it will just transform into a f***ing Corphish, which is a Water-type too!”

Marshall: “What about its Dark-type?”

Giuseppe: “Oh, that’s right! Wait a minute, Dark and Dark resist each other!”

Stacie: “Whoa, they are so doomed. Alright, let’s just get back to business. They got no chance. They will have to f***ing deal with a f***ing swarm.”

Section 3: Hi, Mrs. Head judge and… Jamie Hulbert.
(Jamie Hulbert is taking a walk downtown Supernannya, and gets close to Sophie)

Jamie: “Hey, Sophie.”

Sophie: “GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU RACIST SWINE!”

Jamie: “WHAT?!”

(Melissa Pierce gets close to Sophie, she is also taking a walk)

Melissa: “What, Sophie?!”

(Flashback to Sophie getting surprised by Jamie Hulbert’s results in a pop quiz)

Sophie: “Oh, that’s right! You got all those questions right! Why are you even here?”

Jamie: “Just don’t worry about it!”

Sophie: “Alright!” (To Melissa) “Hey, I’m Sophie!”

Melissa: “Oh, it’s nice meeting you, Sophie, even though you’re so small! I’m Melissa, the head judge of Xtreem Judging! I’ve only been head judge for a few days now!”

Sophie: “Head judge?”

Melissa: “Yes. I’ve been in the panel for 7 ½ years, Jamie has been in the panel for nearly 19!”

Sophie: “That’s a long time! I thought he didn’t graduate high school until he was 22.”

Melissa: “22? He was 16 and from Cuba!”

Jamie: “It was because of me Griselda left Cuba for America in 1990.”

Sophie: “You’re not lying, are you?”

Jamie: “No! I told you, everything bad you see me do would be called vidiots!”

Sophie: “Oh, that’s right! OK, I gotta get the rest of my gang now.”

Melissa: “Alright, it was nice seeing you! See you later!”

Section 4: The colossal swarm approaches
(Cut to the inside of a blimp. The Todaro siblings are in it.)

Giuseppe: “OK Marshall, what do you see down there?”

(We find out what Marshall is seeing from the bottom window of the blimp with binoculars)

Marshall: “Good news! I see the five motherf***ers!”

Giuseppe: “Good!”

Marshall: “But I also see Tellyznphonezfor and the head judge of Xtreem Judging!”

Stacie: “Ah, who cares?! Tellyznphonezfor fooled us! Melissa Pierce overreacts all the motherf***ing time!”

Giuseppe: “Alright, the blimp is about to accelerate.” (It does so)

(Pietro and Angelo check out the trunk of the blimp)

Pietro: “No seatbelts, the floor is like a magnet, so why not?”

(Pietro and Angelo see something that looks like a disco ball)

Angelo: “That’s a cool disco ball!”

Pietro: “That’s about it, though…”

Stacie: “Well, wait till you get surprised!”

Angelo: “What do you mean?”

Stacie: “You’ll see. Believe me. You might as well stare at the ball as you’ll see something happen in a few seconds.”

Jamie: “Did a f***ing blimp just cut in front of us?”

Marshall: (seeing stuff with binoculars) “We are now ahead of them!”

Giuseppe: “The trunk bottom doors will open in 3, 2, 1…” (They do so. Giuseppe then presses the explode button, which explodes the disco ball, with many Corphish and many Crawdaunt coming out of it and falling from the blimp to the location Sophie and her companions are at, alongside Jamie and Melissa)

Melissa: “Seriously?”

Reicheru: “WHAT?! How the f*** did that s*** happen?! Stacie the f***ing inevitable liar can write bad words on the wall and lie to my mother, now we have to deal with f***ing so much Corphish and Crawdaunt!”

Igor: “Don’t worry, I got this! TriHard, go!” (Sends off Entei) “Use SolarBeam!” (SolarBeam charges power, but ends up getting attacked by a Crawdaunt)

Marshall: (sees through the bottom window) “Aw, s***! A f***ing legendary Pokémon is about to unleash a f***ing Grass-type attack that is extremely deadly!”

(Entei does so, only to knock out a small fraction of the Corphish and Crawdaunt)

Reicheru: “We might actually lose to them!”

(Angelo then sees through another window, can only see a shadowy version of another girl)

The girl: “Go, Senatorain! Use Thunder attack!”

Jamie: “Zere’s no such US Senator as Rain!”

(It starts raining)

Melissa: “Why the f*** is it raining?”

(Senatorain uses the move Thunder, wiping out all Corphish)

Angelo: “That f***ing w****! She swept the f***ing board!”

Giuseppe: “Whatever! We still have more!”

(The rain is quick to stop)

(Sophie, Reicheru, Igor, Gemma, Mei, Jamie, and Melissa get to see the girl’s appearance)

Melissa & Jamie: “OMG!!! This girl looks f***ing so amazing!”

Melissa: “That attack was so incredible! I’m Melissa.”

Jamie: “You’re taller than me? No way! I’m Jamie.”

Jade: “It’s very nice to meet you both. I’m Jade.”

Jamie: “It’s very nice to meet you too!”

Melissa: “I agree with him!”

(Giuseppe angrily and uncontrollably summons more Corphish and Crawdaunt from the blimp)

Igor: “WTF?! Not again!”

Jade: “Here’s the plan! I will get close to a Crabhammer attacker!”

Igor: “Sounds good. TriHard, return, Yuki, go!”

(One of the Corphish uses a Crabhammer attack to launch Jade towards the Todaro siblings’ blimp, causing her to start screaming)

Igor: “Yuki, use Psychic on Jade!” (Yuki starts doing so)

Melissa: “How can you use moves from f***ing so high distances?”

(A screaming Jade approaches the blimp, the Psychic attack gets her to safely get in there)

(Pietro gasps)

Stacie: “What the f***?!”

Marshall: “How the h*** did she get in there?”

Jade: “Alright, go, Mega Firey, use Flamethrower on the ceiling!” (Mega Firey is summoned and does so)

Marshall: “Mega Firey? Really? Wow, it actually looks like Firey.”

(All Corphish and Crawdaunt that were in the blimp fall out of it)

Igor: “Yuki, use Psychic on Jade!” (Yuki does so, safely placing Jade back on the ground from the blimp) “Yuki, return, Sonic, go!”

Jade: “Mega Firey, return, Senatorain, go!”

Jamie: “Senator Rain? Mega Firey? And now Sonic?” (It starts raining again) “Oh, great, ze rain is back.”

Reicheru: “JAMIE HULBERT WTF?!?!?! How the f*** did you get here?! I already had to deal with a wall problem with Stacie Todaro!”

Jade: “Senatorain,”

Igor: “Sonic,”

Jade & Igor: “Double Thunder attack!” (Both Pokémon do so, clearing out the entire field)

Stacie: (gasps) “That s*** c*** is a f***ing literal monster!”

Jamie: (to Reicheru) “Huh? If zere’s anything bad you see me do, it’s from a video based on incorrect information, a.k.a. a vidiot.”

Reicheru: “You must be lying!”

Melissa: “No, he isn’t. I cannot imagine him do anything bad in real life.”

Reicheru: “Fine, whatever.”

Section 5: Most unsettling battle ever
(Later, the Todaro siblings are in the same area the other eight people were in the previous part)

Stacie: “Who wants to battle Giuseppe? He’s really, really tough, believe me! Jamie, you are such a traitor and you fooled us!”

Giuseppe: “Who wants to take me on?”

Jade: “Joe, I can win against you without losing a single Pokémon. Wanna bet 3 billion Poké dollars?”

Giuseppe: “You really think you can win against me without losing a single Pokémon? Easiest 3 billion Poké dollars I will ever be making in my entire life! Alright, let’s start the battle!”

Jamie: “I’ll volunteer as ze judge for ze battle.” (Jumpcut to battle) “Alright, zis Pokémon battle with Jade from South Carolina, challenging Giuseppe Todaro from Montana, shall now begin!”

Jade: “I’ll go first. Beambomb, go!”

Giuseppe: “An Electric-type, huh? OK, go, Excadrill!”

Jade: “Use Tidal Beam!”

Giuseppe: “Excadrill, use Earthquake!”

(Both Pokémon start using their attacks, before Excadrill had a chance to attack, Beambomb’s Tidal Beam hits first and OHKOs the Excadrill)

Giuseppe: “It was a f***ing trap!”

Jamie: “Excadrill can not battle! Tecichno wins!”

Giuseppe: “Fine, Garchomp, go! Use Earthquake!”

Jade: “Beambomb, return, Senatorain, go!” (Jade is quick to shift Senatorain)

(Garchomp uses the Earthquake attack, however it is ineffective)

(It starts to rain again)

Reicheru: “Her attack didn’t do anything!”

Melissa: “Well, Cycloneon is part-Flying type! Part-Flying types are immune to Ground-type moves!”

Jade: “Senatorain, use Ice Beam!” (Senatorain does so to OHKO Garchomp)

Jamie: “Garchomp is unable to battle! Cycloneon wins!”

Giuseppe: “F*** you! Rotom, use Will-o-Wisp!” (Sends off Rotom)

Jade: “Return.” (Senatorain returns to the Poké ball) “Come on, Bouncer, let’s go!” (Sends off Bouncer)

Giuseppe: (laughs so hard, while the Will-o-Wisp attack just bounces back to Rotom)

Stacie: “WHAT THE F***?! ROTOM GOT BURNED INSTEAD?!?! ROTOM’S THE ONE THAT USED THE ATTACK!”

Melissa: “Bouncer’s ability Magic Bounce reflected the Will-o-Wisp attack and sent it back to Rotom!”

(The rest of the gang is exceedingly nervous)

Melissa: “Bouncer, Ice Block!”

Giuseppe: “Dodge or destroy that!”

(The ice block quickly chases after Rotom and freezes it)

Jade: “Bouncer, that is enough!” (Returns Bouncer) “Mr. Assault, use Dark Pulse!” (Sends off a Hydreigon who uses Dark Pulse on the frozen Rotom. Rotom takes damage, and remains frozen solid)

Stacie: “This is bulls***! We might actually lose this bet!”

Jade: “Do Dark Pulse attack one more time!” (Mr. Assault does so, therefore knocking out the Rotom)

Jamie: “Rotom is unable to battle! Hydreigon wins!”

Jade: “Mr. Assault, return!”

Giuseppe: “Go! Vanilluxe!” (Sends out Vanilluxe)

Jade: “You’re on, Mega Firey!” (Sends out Torflamine) “Flamethrower!”

Giuseppe: “Ice Beam!”

(Both attacks are used. Torflamine takes about 26% of damage, Vanilluxe gets knocked out in one hit)

Jamie: “Vanilluxe is unable to battle! Torflamine wins it!”

Reicheru: “Are you out of your mind, Twitseppe Twitaro?! Fire beats and resists Ice everytime!”

Stacie: “Ice is f***ing water! How is it weak?”

Melissa: “Well, Fire destroys the ice!”

Giuseppe: “OK, Starmie, go!”

Jade: “Mega Firey, Chasing Kiss!”

Melissa: “Chasing Kiss? Is that even a move?”

(Mega Firey uses Chasing Kiss, causing Starmie to fall asleep)

Melissa: “Mega Firey is still battling against a Water-type? Peculiar, somehow she probably has a plan.”

Giuseppe: “Wake up! I need you!”

Jade: “Now use Zap Cannon!”

Melissa: (gasps) “Zap Cannon?! See? I knew it!”

(Mega Firey uses Zap Cannon and does not miss. Starmie faints.)

Jamie: “Starmie is unable to battle. Torflamine wins again!”

Jade: “Five down, one to go! This is going so well!”

Giuseppe: “This is my final stand! I… choose… you… Druddigon!” (Sends off Druddigon) “F*** it, I lost already!”

Jade: “Mega Firey, finish it off with Comet Blast, once in for all!”

Melissa: “Comet Blast?”

(Mega Firey uses Comet Blast and knocks out Druddigon after 3 hits)

Jamie: “Druddigon is unable to battle! Torflamine wins! Zerefore, Jade accumulates ze perfect battle win!”

Jade: “Yes! I won this major gamble! I expect 3 billion Poké dollars from you ASAP!”

Stacie: “I hate you Jade! You can’t be on track of becoming a rich b****, rich as f***!”

Reicheru: “Take that, Twitaro siblings! Tellyznphonezfor may be a traitor, however he betrayed the Twitaros and selfish parents, I’m so glad Jade is on my team.”

Jade: “Thank you!”

Stacie: “I’ll tell you what! Jade’s more infamous than Ghetsis!”

Giuseppe: “I have a Ground-type, she has an Electric-type, she wins. I have a Water-type, she has a Fire-type, she wins!”

Marshall: “Don’t worry about it! They’ll be quick to be doomed as f***!”

Stacie: “Only if Jade gets out!”

Jade: “Stacie, there is pretty much zero chance I will leave the team, I will continue to wipe you out.”

Marshall: “Whatever!”