Fliany Family Revisited/Transcript

One year ago...
[We see a sign called 1 year ago]

Juliette: "I SAID WRITE AN ESSAY!"

Blake: "I hate this fucking essay!"

Blake: "Shut the fuck up!"

And now...
[Blake is in a Military School in London, smoking a cigarette]

Long Time, No See
Juliette: "Tyson now does the girls' hair and makeup and he does face painting."

Jo: "How about Blake?"

Juliette: "Blake's recently been kicked out of Military School in London for misconduct after I got a phone call from the principal, Sgt. Melissa Patrick, telling us he was being shipped back home in America. We also tried a Boot Camp for him and a Behavior Modification Camp for him and Teen Camp for troubled adolescents."

Jo: "Had any of them worked?"

Juliette: "No. None of them worked because Blake disrespected the staff, refused to do the activities, assaulted the members, vandalized the property, and even had intercourse with an underaged worker!"

Jo: "My word..."

Jo: "Given that Blake has gotten worse, I'm gonna need some backup."

Jo and the Nanny 911 Crew
Jo: "Blake, I want you to meet the nannies from Nanny 911."

Deb: "I am Deb, and this is Stella and Yvonne."

Blake: "Damn, girl! Can I fuck you, Stella?"

Stella: "No, thank you, young man. I think you're a bit too young to do that."

Blake: "How about you, Yvonne? Wanna jack my shit up?"

Yvonne: "No thank you."

Jo: “Tyson is now well-behaved, but Blake’s behavior has gotten worse since I left. I can understand that teenagers are very difficult to tame.”

[Lianne and Rita cling onto their mother in fear]

Blake: "What's the matter, babies? Are you gonna piss your pants?"

Rita: "We don't want you to terrorize us!"

Lianne: "Go away!"

AM Morning
'''Jo: This morning, Juliette went out to the mall and brought Tyson and Blake with her. However, there were some issues.'''

Blake: "Yo! Can I get this new Morbid Angel CD?"

Juliette: "No, Blake. How about you listen to Shawn Mendes?"

Blake: "Shawn Mendes? More like Shit Maggots!"

[Blake shoplifts the Morbid Angel CD]

Juliette: "Put that CD back in the store right now!"

[Blake assaults Juliette and ties her up, then runs away]

[Tyson struggles to remove the rope]

Tyson: "Blake tied these ropes too tight!"

[Tyson eventually uses scissors to untie Juliette]

Juliette: "Thank you, Tyson. Now where is Blake?"

[We see Blake shoplift a bunch of candy and movies]

Juliette: "BLAKE WALTER!!! HOW DARE YOU SHOPLIFT A BUNCH OF STUFF!!! YOU ARE GOING TO RETURN THESE ITEMS AND APOLOGIZE TO THE STORE OWNERS!!! AND WHEN WE GET HOME, YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ON WHY SHOPLIFTING IS BAD!!!"

Blake: "How about fuck no?!"

Juliette: "You're gonna do it, or else I'm gonna call the police and you will be arrested for shoplifting!"

Blake: (scared and not wanting to be arrested) "Okay..."

[Blake returns the items and says sorry]

Owner: "If I catch you shoplifting again, I'm getting the police involved! Understand?"

Blake: (flipping the bird at the owner) "Well fuck you too!"

Juliette: "BLAKE!!! LET'S GO!!!"

Jo: "When the three returned home, Juliette tried to make Blake do his essay, but he refused."

Juliette: "Do your essay now!"

Blake: "How about you go fuck off, cunt?!"

Juliette: "EXCUSE ME?!?! YOU DON'T EVER CALL ME THE C WORD!!!"

Blake: "Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!"

Juliette: "Now you're grounded for a week!"

Blake: "I DON'T CARE!!! ALEXA!!! PLAY THE MOST EXTREME BLACK METAL SONG!!!"

Alexa: "Playing 'Spell of Destruction' by Burzum."

[Alexa plays Burzum's "Spell of Destruction"]

Juliette: "Alexa stop!"

[Alexa doesn't stop the music]

Blake: "You have to type in a passcode to get Alexa to do stuff."

Juliette: "Tell me the passcode now!"

Blake: "Okay, I'll tell you the passcode. It's FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

[Blake runs to his room, slams the door hard, and locks the door]

Juliette: "OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!"

Blake: "Eat my ass!"

[Juliette kicks the door a bunch of times out of anger]

Juliette: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH, BLAKE!!! I WISH YOU WOULD JUST DIE ALREADY!!!"

Jo: And then to hear mom say she wish her child was dead was completely ludicrous!

Observation Continues
[We see Blake's 25-year old girlfriend, Jamie]

[Jamie is a young woman a slightly round-looking belly, with piercings on her ears, her eyebrows and her navel, short blonde wavy hair with blue highlights, and purple eyes. She is seen wearing a white t-shirt, a pair of black leather ankle boots, a black leather jacket, and a red plaid mini skirt]

Jamie: "Hey, Blake, honey, do you wanna go on a joyride on my motorcycle so we can bust out of your place?"

Blake: "Sure!"

Jamie: "Let's go get laid and get high on marijuana!"

Blake: "Yeah!"

Jamie: "When do you think would be a good time?"

Blake: (looks at his schedule) "I have a high school football game this afternoon and I am the quarterback."

Jamie: "Wow, I love a guy who plays on the fields. So where is your football game playing?"

Cut to:

[Lianne, Rita and Tyson are playing in the backyard swimming pool with Juliette]

[We see Rita and Lianne wearing their respective Hello Kitty arm floats and Hello Kitty swim goggles]

[Rita is seen wearing a pink Hello Kitty leopard swimsuit whilst Lianne is wearing a turquoise Hello Kitty leopard swimsuit]

[Lianne and Rita's extra clothes and sunblock are all packed in their respective Hello Kitty pool bags]

[Tyson grabs a Hello Kitty Beach Ball and throws it to Lianne and Rita, who start playing with it right away]

Rita: "Tyson, where is Blake?"

Tyson: "I don't know."

[Martin arrives home from his business trip in Chicago]

Tyson: "Dad's back!"

Rita and Lianne: "DADDY!"

[Rita and Lianne hug Martin]

Martin: "So how was everyone?"

Juliette: "Blake shoplifted at the mall and refused to do his essay. He also called me the c word and blasted the house with Burzum."

Blake: "I don't give a shit! I hate essays, and Burzum is fucking awesome!"

Martin: "Blake, if you did something wrong, you have to face the consequences."

Blake: "Fuck the consequences! I'd rather suck a dog's dick while getting fucked by a horse than do a fucking essay!"

Blake's football game
[Tyson, Martin, Juliette, Rita, Fliany, Stella, Jo, Yvonne, and Deb arrive at the high school and take their seats at the bleachers]

[The family and nannies watch as two teams come out to the school football field]

Rita: "Mommy, where is Blake?"

Juliette: "You'll see him soon enough. Oh, look. There he is. There's the quarterback!"

Blake: "One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi...hike!!!"

Lianne: "Oh, there's Blake!"

Bath time
[The twins are seen taking a bath]

A Talk with Blake
Stella: (entering Blake's messy room and we see posters of NFL New York Giants football players hanging on the walls) "Hello, Blake. Is it all right if we talk to you for a while? Is there something bothering you? If there is, you can tell us."

Blake: (laying down on his bed listening to Jimi Hendrix on his iPod) "My dad just couldn't care less about me."

Stella: "What do you mean?"

Blake: "All he does is ditch me before my football games just because he has to go to some stupid and lame-ass conference meeting with his boss. To him, it is just all about work and business meeting! Dad and I used to be a team when I was little... we used to go to the parks and play football, just me and my old man on the weekends...and then Tyson came to the family, I had another teammate to play football with when he was a bit old enough..."

Stella: "But what happened?"

Blake: "My dad is an architect, duh! Whaddaya expect? He got a job at some architect company who hired him, and then he got some promotion that payed him more money but there was some catch: he had to be traveling at least once every month for at least 7 to 10 days to another town for business meetings, like Chicago or Seattle!"

Stella: "How does that make you feel?"

Blake: "Like he's abandoned us...like he doesn't give a shit about me anymore. He doesn't care about my interests in football."

Stella: "Blake, I doubt that is true because all fathers care for their sons. But it is tough being a parent, even for your dad. We all have to make tough decisions because we know it is best for ourselves and our families."

Blake: (angry) "He missed my very first homecoming high school football game! I was really pissed off that he couldn't show up!"

Stella: "Sometimes we all have to make sacrifices, Blake. Your father is working hard to make money so that he could help put food on the table, provide a roof over your head, and everything the family needs."

Blake: "Even then, the very least he can do is show up to my games!"

Parent Meeting
Yvonne: "We understand that Martin has to travel as an architect."

Stella: "I spoke with Blake. He told me that your business travel interferes with quality time."

Juliette: "Because Blake's bullying behavior got worse, my twin daughters became reluctant to come home from preschool... or ballet class, so they started practicing at their friend Jenny's house instead."

New House Rules
Deb: "New York City may be known as the city that never sleeps, but Blake is a minor so he must have curfew."

Stella: "What do you suppose his curfew should be, girls?"

Yvonne: "Depends since he has school the following day and football practice. What do you say, 10:00, 9:00, 7:30, 8:00. What do you think, ladies?"

Deb: "I think 9 PM would work."

Stella: "I agree, Deb. 9 PM would suffice."

Blake: "I don't want no damn curfew! I want to go out whenever I want!"

Jo: "Blake, the reason we have a curfew is for your safety. What if someone tried to kidnap you?"

Blake: "That's why I carry a pocket knife."

Naughty Swivel
Blake: "NO, I WANT TO SEE JAMIE AND KYLE!! LET ME GO, YOU TWIT!!!"

Juliette: "Is this the kind of big brother you want your sisters to see as a role model?"

Blake: "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING ROLE MODEL!!! I... WANT TO SEE... JAMIE... AND... KYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Blake, this is your warning! Stop throwing a temper tantrum like a 4-year-old right now or else you will go on the Naughty Swivel!"

[Blake then shatters the dishes]

[Jo sends Blake to timeout]

Jo: "I am putting you on the Naughty Swivel because you threw a tantrum and shattered the dishes. You will be staying here for 15 minutes."

Blake: "FUCK OFF, HOE!!!"

[Jo walks away]

Time: 5 minutes

[Blake gets Alexa to put on Frank Ski's "There's Some Whores in This House"]

Deb: "Turn off that filthy music right now!"

Time: 8 minutes

[Blake gets Alexa to put on Peter Sotos's "Buyer's Market" album]

Jo: "We are not listening to Peter Sotos! I will unplug Alexa so you can't play anymore inappropriate music."

Time: 10 minutes

[Blake ties up Rita and Lianne]

Juliette: "ARE YOU SERIOUS, BLAKE?!?! NOT ONLY DID YOU USE THE STRONGEST DUCT TAPE WE HAVE, BUT YOU EVEN PUT LOCKS ON THE ROPE!!!"

Blake: "Good luck untying them!"

[Juliette struggles, but unties the twins]

Rita: We hate it when Blake ties us up!

Time: 17 minutes

[Blake runs outside to go to Jamie and Kyle's house]

Blake: "I'm hiding from my parents! Let's watch the 1989 movie 'Little Nemo'!"

[The three watch Little Nemo]

[30 minutes into the film, Juliette, Martin, Jo, Stella, Deb and Yvonne arrive]

Jo: After we got Blake home, Blake did his time.

Juliette: "I put you on the Naughty Swivel because you threw a tantrum and shattered the dishes. Say you're sorry."

Blake: "Sorry, mom."

Juliette: "Thank you."

[Juliette hugs Blake]

Blake goes out to get the girl's new pajamas
Rita: "Mommy, our pajamas are ruined."

Lianne: "Mine's too. We need new pajamas."

Juliette: "Blake, you need to go to Walmart and get the girl's some new pajamas."

Blake: "Why the fuck should I?"

Martin: "Because you need to learn to shop independently. You're 15."

Juliette: "And take Tyson with you."

[Blake and Tyson go in the car]

Tyson: "Do you have a license?"

Blake: "I got a permit. Now let's put on some music."

[Blake puts on Lil Wayne]

Tyson: "Ugh, I hate Lil Wayne. How about we listen to Bob Dylan?"

Blake: "I fucking hate that jackass Bob Dylan! Lil Wayne is so much better."

[Blake speeds to Walmart]

Tyson: "You need to slow down, Blake."

Blake: "Whatever, fucker."

[Blake and Tyson go to Walmart]

Blake: "I gotta find some pajamas. Hmmm... men's area, I gotta find petite and fatass area, because that's what Rita and Lianne is. They're small, but they're a fricking jerk and fat."

[They go to the girl's area]

Tyson: "These Hello Kitty PJ's look good."

Blake: "No. I know! We should get them emo PJ's!"

Tyson: "No. Just get them Hello Kitty PJ's."

Blake: "Fine."

[Blake gets the Hello Kitty PJ's]

[Blake then gets some energy drinks, an Xbox One S, and a new 65 inch TV]

Tyson: "No, Blake! Mom said only get PJ's."

Blake: "I don't care! I can spend whatever I want with the credit card!"

[Blake buys the PJ's, energy drinks, Xbox One S, and TV]

Blake: "See? It's good! Now I'll rip up the receipt so they can't return it."

[Blake shreds the receipt]

Tyson: "Mom and dad are gonna kill you."

[Cut To: Blake and Tyson return home]

Blake: "Here, jerk! I got you your PJ's."

Rita and Lianne: "Thanks, Blake."

Blake: "You're not welcome!"

Juliette: "Did you use my credit card to buy energy drinks, Xbox One S, and TV?"

Blake: "Yes."

Tyson: "I tried to stop him, but he refused!"

Martin: "Blake, you need to return the items."

Blake: "Too late. I shredded the receipt."

Juliette: "Blake Walter you naughty little boy! We will sell these items on eBay now!"

Getting Ready
Jo: "Martin, Tyson and Juliette were looking forward to see their daughters perform in their ballet dance recital. But selfish Blake threw an absolute hissy fit, because he wanted to see his girlfriend."

[Tyson is helping Lianne and Rita with their hair and makeup]

[Juliette arrives]

Tyson: "Hey mom."

Juliette: "Hey Tyson. Are you helping the girls with their makeup?"

Tyson: "Yes mom. Do they look good?"

Juliette: "Yes. They look beautiful!"

Blake: "Dad?"

Martin: "Yes son?"

Blake: "Can I see my girlfriend?"

Martin: "Not today, son, we're going to see your sisters."

Blake: "I don't care about their stupid dance recital! Ballet is for stupid, sissy, girly girls!"

Jo: "Then he asked Juliette."

Blake: "Mother, please?"

Juliette: "No way."

Juliette: "Tyson, let me and your father look at you. My, you look handsome."

Tyson: "Thanks mom."

Martin: "Make sure Blake doesn't escape to see his girlfriend."

Tyson: "Okay."

At the Recital
[Martin parks his car]

Blake: "What is so important about a dumb dance recital anyway? You're treating me like a little kid! That stuff is for girly girls!"

Martin: "Rita and Lianne have practiced very hard each day and their dream means very much to them. It would do you good if you supported them. Wait, your sisters are on now."

[We see Rita and Lianna along with the other dancers]

Blake: "BOOOOOO! Get off the stage! BOOOOOOOOOO!"

Martin: "Blake, cut that out!"

Juliette: "Yeah, quit being so selfish, Blake."

Blake: "So? Those squirts will soon realize that there are no happy endings in ballet when they get older."

Jo: I could not help but wonder what Blake meant when he said that there were no happy endings in ballet.

[Blake throws tomatoes at Rita and Lianne]

Martin: "BLAKE!!! OH MY GOD!!! YOU DO NOT THROW TOMATOES AT YOUR SISTERS!!!"

Blake: "FUCK IT!!!"

[Blake changes the music to Wesley Willis's "Suck a Caribou's Ass"]

Juliette: "BLAKE WALTER!!! YOU DO NOT CHANGE THE MUSIC TO WESLEY WILLIS!!! THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE LEAVING!!!"

Tyson: "Come on, mom! Blake may have embarrassed us, but we gotta stay! You can try showing him how ballet actually is."

Aftermath
Jo: "I realized that Blake's pride was too masculine for him to appreciate the art of ballet. It is important for Blake to realize that males can dance in ballet as well as females, plus they work out and are very strong. So despite him trying to ruin the show, we chose to stay and took him backstage."

[Blake watches the danseurs warming up at the barré]

Ballet Master: (noticing Blake wearing an NFL New York Giants football jersey) "Young man, did you know that NFL football players do ballet?"

Blake: "What?"

Ballet master: "Yes, in case you did not know that, young man, ballet benefits those who play football."

Blake: "How do you know I am into football?"

Ballet master: "The logo never lies, son." (Points to the New York Giants logo on Blake's Jersey)

Blake: "My little twin sisters are into ballet, sir. As for me, I am more of a football kind of guy myself."

Ballet master: "Young man, there are many similarities between ballet and football. Many of the same muscle groups are used, both require finesse, speed, flexibility, mental focus, strength and balance in bursts, and even similar injuries can be found between football players and ballet dancers."

Blake: "Huh?"

Ballet master: "I'll bet you didn't know that Steve McLendon of the Pittsburgh Steelers takes ballet class to improve his performance on the football field. Yes it is true, some professional football players think of taking ballet class. Just think of it as the benefits of cross-training with ballet with your sisters."

Blake: "Wow, I never even thought of that before. The reason I don't dance is because I am afraid of what the guys might think of me in high school. They will all think that I am gay."

Ballet master: "Don't worry about what others think. If they realize the benefits of ballet, they won't make fun of you."

Blake: "I guess you're right on that one."

Dining Out
Blake: "It's cool. I can try new things, mom. I tried the new foods at an Multi-cultural food fair at school. It's no big deal."

Jo and the Nanny 911 Crew Go Away for a While
Jo: "Me and the Nanny 911 crew are going to be away for a bit. Hopefully Blake behaves during our absence."

Blake vs. the Babysitter
Jo: "Martin and Juliette are both going to see a Broadway show called Mamma Mia! with a couple of their old friends from high school, and they invited me, Stella, Deb and Yvonne to come, so they asked Gemma Dumais to babysit Blake and the rest of his siblings."

Martin: "Now this time, Blake will sit on the Naughty Swivel if he acts up and he will sit there to cool his jets for 15 minutes."

[Martin shows Gemma the Naughty Swivel]

Blake: "That won't be necessary, Gemma. I'm going to be studying for my algebra test tonight."

Gemma: "Okay."

[Blake retreats to his room to study for his algebra test]

Juliette: "You can also read Lianne and Rita a Curious George or a Hello Kitty bedtime story before you tuck them in. Tyson's reformed so don't worry about him."

[Gemma writes all the information down in her babysitting notebook]

Martin: "Oh yes. Dinner is at 6:00, the girls' bathtime is 7:00 and their bedtime is 7:30."

Juliette: "We'll be back at 11:00."

Martin: "Contact our cell phone if there's an emergency."

[Juliette, Martin, Jo, Stella, Deb and Yvonne leave]

[Lianne and Rita are practicing their ballet]

Gemma: "Still want to be ballet dancers?"

Rita/Lianne: "Yep!"

[We hear "Swan Lake" music in the background]

Blake turns over a new leaf/Father-Son Bonding
[The nannies bring Martin and Blake to a football field]

Jo: "Blake's relationship with Martin was strained due to his dad being constantly gone on business trips as an architect. So we brought the dad and son to the football field to patch up the father-and-son bond and repair their relationship."

Yvonne: "Are you two ready?"

Stella: "Before you begin, do you have anything to say? Who would like to start first? Martin, would you like to go first?"

Martin: "Blake, as a father, I wish I could have spent more time with you, my son. Forgive me for not being there to witness your first Homecoming Game. I would have come if I could, Blake. You are more mare important to me than anything. I love you, son."

Time for Nanny 911 and Jo to go
[Lianne and Rita hug Jo tightly]