Langbroek Family 2010 New Year's Eve

Shopping for the Party
Serghei: "Okay, kids, it's New Year's Eve today, so we're gonna have a party right here."

Teddy: "I HATE PARTIES!"

Bryce: "ME TOO!"

Sherman: "ME THREE!!!!!"

Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"

Alicia: "And during the party, you can't watch Handy Manny. You need to participate!"

Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "Why?"

Alicia: "Because it's New Year's Eve. And if I don't get to watch Handy Manny, NO ONE DOES!!!"

Serghei: "Okay, get in the car. We're going shopping."

Bryce: "WE WANNA STAY HOME WITH PETER, MAX AND KYLE!!!"

Kristin: "No, you're coming with us."

Teddy: "I DON'T WANNA GO SHOPPING!!!! I WANNA STAY HOME AND WATCH HANDY MANNY!!!!!!!!!!"

Kristin: "That's enough!"

Alicia: "Get in the car right now!"

Sherman: "I DON'T WANNA GO SHOPPING FOR SOME STUPID PARTY!!!!!"

[Teddy kicks Leanne's seat, Sherman kicks Bridie's seat and Bryce kicks Helen's seat]

Leanne: "MOM!"

Helen: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman are bothering us!"

Alicia: "Boys, that's enough!"

Kristin: "Stop kicking the seats right now!"

Alicia: "Don't make me pull over!"

Teddy: "I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!"

Serghei: "Well, it's too late now!"

The triplets' explosive behavior
Serghei: "Here we are! Good 'ol JCPenny."

[Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce run back to the van]

Alicia: "No, boys, this way."

[Serghei, Alicia, Kristin, Leanne, Helen, Haley, Shelby, Bridie, Manu, Leighton, Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce walk into JCPenny]

Leighton: "Look at all of the party stuff."

Alicia: "I know, Leighton. We're gonna get tons of stuff so we can have our New Year's party."

Teddy: "I wanna go to the Disney store and see if they have Handy Manny stuff there."

Alicia: "We're not going in the Disney store! We're going to look for party stuff."

Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "WE WANNA GO TO THE DISNEY STORE!!!!!"

[People begin to stare]

Alicia: "Too bad! We're gonna look for stuff for our party we're having later."

Leanne: "Mom!"

Alicia: "Yeah?"

Leanne: "I'm gonna go get some confetti."

Alicia: "Okay."

[Leanne goes over to grab confetti]

Alicia: "Come on, boys. You're gonna help Mommy shop for New Year's."

Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "WE WANT HANDY MANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Kristin: "Boys, stop it! People are beginning to stare!"

Teddy: "Well, let's give 'em something to stare at! THIS WOMAN WON'T LET US GO TO THE DISNEY STORE!!!!!!!!!!! She kidnapped us!!! Kidnapper! She m'lested me! She touched me in my no-no parts!!! Help, help! This woman is trying to rape me!"

[Helen and Bridie come back with balloons, not blown up yet]

Helen: "Here, Mom!"

Bridie: "Here are the balloons."

Alicia: "Thank you, Helen. Thank you, Bridie."

Bryce: "WE WANNA GO TO THE DISNEY STORE AND GET HANDY MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!"

Alicia: "No, you're not! You're gonna help us shop for our New Year's Eve party."

Teddy: That's it! I'll pee my pants!!

[Manu, Haley, and Leighton come back with a banner, party hats and tiaras]

Alicia: "Thank you, Manu. Thank you, Leighton. Thank you, Haley."

Bridie: "Where are the party noisemakers?"

Leanne: "I'll get some."

Alicia: "Thank you, Leanne. Come on, boys. Let's go."

Sherman: "NO!!!!!"

Kristin: "Boys, help us pick out some stuff."

Teddy: "WE WANNA GO TO THE DISNEY STORE!!!!!!!!"

Serghei: "What's going on here?"

Alicia: "The triplets are wanting to go to the Disney store and get Handy Manny stuff!"

Serghei: "Come on, kids. Let's pay."

Leighton: "Already? We don't have the snacks."

Alicia: "It's okay, Leighton. I got them already."

Serghei: "Okay. Kids, we're leaving."

Alicia: "Honey, you have to pay for the stuff."

[Serghei pays for the stuff and then the family gets in the van]

Driving home
[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman are crying and kicking Serghei, Alicia, and Kristin's seats in front of them]

Kristin: "Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce, shut up and stop kicking our seats!!!"

Teddy: "It's all your fault! Because you didn't make us go to the Disney store and get Handy Manny stuff!"

Alicia: "YOU ARE ALSO JOINING THE PARTY THIS YEAR!!!"

Teddy: "I'd rather be sent to bed without dessert anyway, you queer!"

Back at home
Kristin: "Okay, Shelby, you wanna watch TV before dinner?"

[Kristin gets out Baby Neptune: Discovering Water for Shelby to watch]

Kristin: "I have a perfect DVD for you, it's called Baby Neptune."

[She shows Shelby the DVD]

Kristin: "See? 'Introduces Babies To The Wonders Of Water. Exposes Little Ones to Whales, Dolphins, Fish, Ducks, and More!' You'll love it, Shelby."

[The triplets come in the living room]

Teddy: "OH NO! NOT BABY EINSTEIN!!!!"

Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!!!"

Kristin: "Shelby's wee little, so she watches Baby Einstein! Not Handy Manny! Dinner's almost ready."

[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce begin to attack Shelby by pinching her, hitting her and biting her and pulling her face]

The Cousins Arrive
[Aunt Coraline and Uncle Ernest enter with their children Nicholas, Peter, Clara, Sophie, Kayla, Cindy and Jessie]

[Aunt Jillian and Uncle Hyman and their children Tom, Ryan, Vivian, Sandra, Mario and Doug are right behind them]

Watching the ball drop
Teddy: "Mommy, I wanna watch Handy Manny!!!!!"

Alicia: "You can't! We're watching the ball drop! You can sit down next to Cousin Jessie."

Sherman: "I never want this to happen!!!!! I'll pee my pants before the ball drops!!!"

Serghei: "Don't you dare!!! Have a seat beside Cousin Sophie."

Bryce: " "

Kristin: " "

Kayla: "Daddy."

Uncle Ernest: "What?"

Kayla: "When's the ball gonna drop?"

Uncle Ernest: "3 1/2 minutes."

Teddy: "Alright, bros! Handy Manny time!"

[On the TV, the ball is almost towards the building]

Everyone, but Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman, : "Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!"

Sherman: "This is it, boys."

Everyone, but Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Six! Five! Four!"

Bryce: "Stop it now, I'm gonna die and pee my pants!!!"

Everyone, but Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Three! Two! One! Happy New Year!"

[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman begin wailing and bawling]

[Kayla and Uncle Ernest hug]

Alicia (sarcastically): "What?!"

Teddy: "This is your fault because you made us not watch Handy Manny!!!"

Alicia: "You kids know damn well you little bastards had to be part of this party!!!"

Sherman: Why did we have to be part of the stupid party?

Serghei: "In addition to that, ALL of your Handy Manny stuff is in toy jail!"

[Teddy punches Clara in the face, making her cry]

Clara: "MOMMY!!!!"

Kristin: "THEODORE MARTIN LANGBROEK!!!! YOU KNOW BETTER NOT TO PUNCH COUSIN CLARA LIKE THAT!!!!!!!"

[Teddy slaps Vivian, Bryce slaps Sophie and Sherman slaps Cindy]

Serghei:

[Then they begin to ruin the party]

Alicia: "What's going on?"

Teddy: "WHY DO WE NEED A STUPID CAKE?!?!?!?!?! IS IT SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY?!?!?!"

Alicia: "No. We're gonna sing Auld Lang Syne in a minute."

Teddy: "I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING CAKE!!!!!!"

Sherman: "AND WHY ARE THERE SPARKLERS ON THE CAKE?!?!?!?!?!"

Alicia: "Those are candles on Sparkler sticks. You kids can blow those out after we sing Auld Lang Syne."

Sherman: "SCREW THIS SHIT!!!!!!"