Hudson Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny, Gloria encounters triple of the trouble in the Hudson Family."

[Jose kicks Milo in the face, causing him to cry]

Katie: "No! Jose, that is unacceptable!"

Announcer: "Mom Katie has a hard time dealing the triplets since their great-grandmother Paige passed away."

Katie: "Everyday, this is being a battle!"

Announcer: "She's too busy with household work and her household website."

[Katie is editing her household website on her laptop]

[Katie's phone rings]

Katie: "Hello? Is this speaking?"

Announcer: "Will Gloria put the triplets into well-behaved angels like the tridectuplets and their cousins, Brett and Joel?"

Katie: "Now you stay in the Naughty Tuffet!"

Announcer: "Or will the triplets' addiction to drugs land them in a worse situation?"

Submission Real
Gloria: "You're with me in Kansas City, Kansas. I'm ready to help a single mother who needs my help."

Katie: "Hi, I'm Katie and I'm a single mother and a wedding planner. I have 12 year old Mexican triplets adopted from Mexico named Juan, Jose and Antonio and 7 year old fraternal tridecaplets of my own named Ethan, Ryan, Jonathan, Kyle, Liam, Eric, Julia, Kelly, Sarah, Alice, Milo, Abby and Amanda."

Katie: "The tridecaplets are sweet, well-behaved angels but their adoptive brothers are the devils."

[Juan knocks a potted plant]

[Jose throws Katie's cell phone out of the window]

[Antonio destroys a window]

Gloria: "Oh my word!"

Katie: "They can fight, swear, act aggressive 24/7, refuse to eat their given meals, smoke pot, skip school, ruin the holidays and terrorize their tridecaplet siblings and their cousins Brett and Joel who are both 9 that are my sister Theresa's children."

[Antonio smacks Katie on the leg with a fly swatter]

Antonio: "Ha-Ha!"

Katie: "A few months ago, my maternal grandmother Paige passed away of a heart attack."

[We see a video of Great-Grandmother Paige's heart surgery]

Katie: "Antonio, Juan and Jose constantly work together as a team to stir up mischief."

[Juan is seen smoking marijuana]

Katie: "Antonio has gotten into more trouble with the law than Juan and Jose, by drinking alcohol, selling drugs such as marijuana and crack cocaine, skipping school, participating in youth gang activities,"

[Antonio, Juan and Jose are dressed in gang colors]

Introduction
[Gloria knocks on the door]

[A young woman who looks like in her late 20's or early 30's answers the door]

Jo: "Hi, I say you must look like Katie Hudson."

Katie: "And you must be Jo Frost."

[Juan, Jose and Antonio run up to Jo and violently attacks her]

Katie: "You don't attack her, she's here to help us be a better family."

Jo: "My words, are those gang colors your sons are wearing?"

Observation Begins
Katie: "Okay, Juan, Jose and Antonio, time to start your homework."

Juan: "I HATE HOMEWORK!"

Jose: "ME TOO!"

Antonio: "ME THREE! We are going to go smoke pot!"

Katie: "Since you said no, I'm going to give you 5 minutes of your TV time."

Gloria: "This behavior has to stop."

5 minutes later

Katie: "Alright boys, TV time is over and you have to start your homework."

[Antonio gets up and bites Katie's arm]

Katie: "OW! Antonio, that hurt! This is your warning, Antonio. Bite me again and there will be consequences."

Observation Continues
[Juan, Jose, and Antonio are throwing toy bowling balls at Katie, but they miss]

Gloria: "So, did your adoptive triplets ruin any holidays?"

Katie: "First of all, Christmas was ruined because they ruined their tridecaplet siblings' Christmas play by throwing objects at the props and the actors who were trying to perform their acts properly and gave them the middle finger. Next, we went to my mother Susie and my father Tom's house for the holiday. After that, they got coal from a furious Santa and got revenge from their tridecaplet siblings."

Gloria: "My goodness."

Katie: "Second of all, we went to my maternal grandmother Paige's funeral and she passed away at 95 after she got her heart surgery and Juan, Jose, and Antonio were forced to stand against the wall after I found out they had destroyed one of their tridecaplet siblings' birthday present which they planned to put into their great-grandmother's coffin in hopes to avoid getting caught. They even put a bag of marijuana in her coffin."

Gloria: "I can imagine."

Katie: "Third, Halloween was ruined because the Mexican triplets disobeyed the rules of crossing the street, after that, they ate almost all their tridecaplet siblings' treats that they got and I sent them to their room for the rest of the night."

Gloria: "I find that hard to believe."

Katie: "Fourth, we went to Grandma Susie and Grandpa Tom's house for Thanksgiving and then, they got a food fight with their tridecaplet siblings and their cousins, Brett and Joel."

Gloria: "My, goodness."

Katie: "Fifth, the day after the first day of spring, it was the Hudson Tridecaplets' 7th birthday party and they ruined it by changing the music with explict lyrics and they also bullied their friends and Brett and Joel and destroyed the whole party."

Gloria: "Oh, my."

Katie: "Sixth, after Christmas, it was New Year's and I banished them to their beds instead of letting them stay up to celebrate the New Year's party with the rest of the family, next they slapped me on the back with a hard frying pan and so Theresa, mom and I grabbed some wooden spoons and smacked their butts. On New Year's Day, it was Brett and Joel's 9th birthday and the triplets had to be looked after by a babysitter to prevent them from any party disasters."

Gloria: "Was that necessary?"

Katie: "Seventh, in Valentine's Day, the whole house is red and we went to the Kansas City Catering Hall for Valentine's Day. The triplets ruined it by writing insulting Valentine's Day cards and giving people explosive chocolate candies."

Gloria: "Mmmm-hmm."

Katie: "Eighth, it was Easter and I was dressed in an Easter Bunny costume while I was setting my 16 kids into their Easter materials and we went to Boulder, Colorado to see Brett and Joel and the rest of the family for Easter. The boys decided to try to teach their cousins to play violent video games."

Katie: "Ninth, Mother's Day was terrible. The boys gave me a nasty Mother's Day card. Shortly after that, they went out with a gang and smoked weed."

Gloria: "Oh no."

Katie: "Tenth, we had a Family Reunion and Juan, Jose and Antonio were disrespecting all the guests there! They were smoking marijuana."

Gloria: "That's not good."

Katie: "Eleventh, I hired up a 50th Birthday for our house and the triplets were being naughty. They tried to teach their younger tridecaplets to play that violent video game Grand Theft Auto V. "

Calling Nicole Birou-Jennings
[Katie's cell phone rings]

Nicole: "Hello, this is Nicole Birou-Jennings speaking."

Katie: "How can you help me, Nicole?"

Nicole: "Katie, I would like you to explain your family."

Katie: "Nicole, I have 16 kids. I have 12 year old triplets adopted from Mexico, Juan, Jose and Antonio who misbehave and 7 year old fraternal tridecaplets of my own who are well-behaved. Now what techniques should I use?"

Nicole: "Katie, you should use the Naughty Tuffet for your adoptive triplets."

[Katie hangs up and goes to her cell phone, texts Nicole the tridecaplets' names]

[Nicole recalls Katie again]

Katie: "Sorry, did you see the tridecaplets names?"

Nicole: "Apology accepted, I did."

Going to Cousin Brett and Cousin Joel's House
Getting Ready

Gloria: "We are going to see our cousins in Boulder, Colorado to help improve the Mexican triplets' behaviors in public."

Katie: "Okay, time to see Brett and Joel."

Gloria: "Who's Brett and Joel?"

Katie: "My 9 year old twin nephews. They're my sister Theresa's sons."

Ethan, Jonathan, Ryan, Kyle, Eric, Julia, Liam, Abby, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Milo and Alice: "Yay! We get to see Brett and Joel!"

Juan, Jose and Antonio: "No! We don't want to see these stupid maniacs!"

Katie: "Guys, Brett and Joel are not stupid maniacs, now get going."

[Katie, Gloria, and the children hop in to Katie's van and Katie drives off to Brett and Joel's house]

At Cousin Brett and Cousin Joel's House
cut to:

Aunt Theresa: "Brett, Joel."

Brett: "I can't wait to see my new adoptive cousins!"

Aunt Theresa: "I can't wait too."

Joel: "I hope that they are not bad."

[Katie parks the car, then rings the doorbell of Brett and Joel's house]

Brett: "Hi! I'm so glad to see you guys!"

Joel: "Me too!"

Ethan, Jonathan, Ryan, Kyle, Eric, Julia, Liam, Abby, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Milo and Alice: "Hi Brett and Joel!"

Brett: "Ethan, Jonathan, Ryan, Kyle, Eric, Julia, Liam, Abby, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Milo and Alice, do you want to come in to my house?"

Ethan, Jonathan, Ryan, Kyle, Eric, Julia, Liam, Abby, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Milo and Alice: "YES!"

Joel: "There's lots of fun in our room!"

[Katie hugs Brett and Joel respectively]

[Juan bites Brett]

[Jose slaps Joel]

[Antonio pulls Brett's face and molests Brett]

Brett: "Mom! My new adoptive cousins are hurting me!"

Joel: "Me too!"

Katie: "Stop that! Or else you'll be in the Naughty Tuffet when we get home!"

[The tridecaplets, Joel and Brett are in his room playing with each other]

Katie: "Now start your homework right this instant!"

[Katie grabs a pencil for the three and forces them to do their homework]

[Katie goes and meets Aunt Theresa]

Brett: "I'm going to show you 13 my website that Joel and I made."

[Brett goes in his laptop and shows his tridecaplet cousins his website that he and Joel made]

Joel: "Wanna color some pictures?"

Brett: "We found a Billy and Jadyn book. It has some coloring pages."

Joel: "Mind if I give you 13 2 pictures to you while Brett copies them."

Juan: "Hey Joel."

Joel: "What is it?"

Juan: "When my brothers and I are done with our homework, you wanna play Grand Theft Auto V with us? It'll be fun!"

Going Back Home
Katie: "OMG! I think it is time to get back home!"

Ryan: "Why, mommy?"

Katie: "I'm sorry Ryan, but your adoptive brothers are ruining our visit at Aunty Theresa and Brett and Joel's house."

Antonio: "WE WANTED TO STAY HERE!"

Katie: "We are leaving now, come on."

Jose: "NO! F*** YOU!"

Katie: "Say goodbye, everyone."

Sarah: "Can we stay here a little longer, please?"

Katie: "Not until your adoptive brothers learn how to behave, Sarah."

Joel: "Why are they leaving????"

Brett: "I don't know why, Joel."

Aunt Theresa: "Because your adoptive cousins have ruined their visit and they were being rude to you boys."

Brett: "Mommy, Antonio molested me. He put his hand into my pants and touched my private parts."

[cut to:]

Katie: "Now, in to the van, you three."

Juan: "NO! WE WANNA STAY FOR ONE MORE HOUR!!!"

[The Mexican triplets starts kicking Katie's seat]

Katie: "STOP THAT F***ING KICKING! IT'S F***ING ANNOYING ME!"

Aftermath
Katie: "Your behavior at Aunt Theresa, Cousin Brett and Cousin Joel's house was appalling! From now on, we're not going to their house anymore until you three learn how to behave! Also, please write a 50 sentence essay on what you done and apology letters to Brett and Joel and Aunt Theresa! Right now!"

Juan: "F*** OFF!"

Jose: "MOMMY IS A (bleep)!"

Antonio: "YOU (bleep)!"

Gloria: "Just ignore that, Katie."

Antonio: "None of this would have happened if you just let us stay home you stupid cow!"

Teaching Begins
Gloria: "Okay, here are the household rules. Rule #1, listen; Rule #2, never fight, Rule #3, electronic devices are confiscated and off by 6pm for the kids, 7pm for the adults on weekdays; 7pm for the kids, 8pm for the adults on weekends. Rule #4 you should be in bed by 9pm for the kids, 10pm for the adults on weekdays; 10pm for the kids, 11pm for the adults on weekends."

[Juan does the 'talk to the hand' gesture to Gloria]

Juan: "Talk to the hand!"

Gloria (ignores Juan's saying): "Rule #5, Everyday, each day if you misbehave, your mother or I will make you read a book for at least 1 hour to improve it."

[Jose flips Gloria off while Antonio flips Katie off]

Katie: "I'm sorry boys, but rules are rules and that's final. You also don't flip us off."

Gloria: "Last but certainly not least: rule #6, no more illegal drugs in the house."

Teaching Continues
Gloria: "Katie, here is the Naughty Tuffet, when your Mexican triplets misbehave, give them a warning from their level. Take him there, set the timer. If they get up, reset and after that, make them apologize in a sincere way and then a hug and a kiss. If they don't apologize in a sincere way, reset again and again until he or she apologizes in a sincere way."

Katie: "Okay, Gloria. What is the steps again?"

Naughty Tuffet
Gloria: "I saw the identical triplets playing with their tridecaplet siblings. Suddenly, they bombarded them with balls."

[The identical triplets starts throwing balls at their tridecaplet siblings]

Alice: "Ow! What happened?"

Milo: "Alice, these adopted triplet brothers of ours threw balls at us."

Katie: "Juan, Jose and Antonio, right now you're in the Naughty Tuffet!"

[Katie drags the identical triplets to the Naughty Tuffet]

Katie: "You're in here for bombarding your tridecaplet siblings with balls. Stay in here for 12 minutes. Also, I'm confiscating all of your electronics for the rest of the day."

[Katie confiscates the Mexican triplets' electronics]

[The triplets escape out of the Naughty Tuffet, runs up to Katie and push her on the sidewalk]

[The triplets hit Katie on the head, private area, and back with a baseball bat]

[The triplets smack Katie on the face extremely hard with a frying pan]

Juan: "I hate mama and I wish she was dead!"

[Jose pushes Katie to the garbage can]

[Antonio draws a picture of Katie getting hit by a steamroller and puts it on her Facebook account and household website]

Katie: "Stay there for 12 minutes!"

Katie's Worst Nightmare
[The identical triplets are making a band called the "Juan, Jose and Antonio Band"]

[Juan turns on the video camera]

[Antonio plays the drums, Jose plays the recorder and Juan sings]

Juan (singing): "We hate mommy so much. Why do we hate mommy so much? It's because she's a stupid piece of dead meat! Now she has to die in a crash or a war. La la la la la!"

[Jose stops the video, goes into Katie's computer, uploads the video and puts it in Katie's YouTube account, household website and her Facebook account, in Facebook, Antonio types "We Hate Mommy Song by Juan, Jose and Antonio Band"]

Gloria: "Katie, what are your Mexican triplets doing?"

[Jose publishes the video and puts it in Katie's household website]

Katie: "Oh my god! What did you do?!"

Gloria: "These Mexican triplets are making a bad song and published it in your Facebook and YouTube account."

[Katie plays the song]

[We see Juan (singing): "We hate mommy so much. Why do we hate mommy so much? It's because she's a stupid piece of dead meat! Now she has to die in a crash or a war. La la la la la! Mommy is the worst person in the world, we hate her so much that we want her to die-ay-yi-yi!"]

Katie: "What should I do?"

Gloria: "Delete the video."

[Katie deletes the video]

Gloria: "That's better, Katie, that's better. And as for you, Juan, since you posted this, you bought yourself another trip to the Naughty Tuffet along with your brothers Antonio and Jose."

Juan: "DIE, MAMA, DIE GLORIA!"

[Katie and Gloria ignores Juan's comment and they take the Mexican triplets to the Naughty Tuffet]

Katie: "And you will stay there for 12 minutes."

[Katie and Gloria walk away]

Katie returns to Brett and Joel's house for the apology letters from the Mexican triplets
[Katie puts the apology letters in the mailbox, then drives home]

The triplets mess up Katie's Facebook account
[Juan changes Katie's profile picture to a naked woman]

[Jose changes Katie's birthdate to 1635]

[Antonio writes "I love to leave Juan, Jose and Antonio alone. I hate them and Gloria too!"]

[The triplets cancel all of Katie's friends]

Katie: "WHAT? These boys changed my profiled picture to a naked woman, my birthdate to 1635 instead of 2000, wrote "I love to leave Juan, Jose and Antonio alone. I hate them and Gloria too!", and also cancel all of my friends?".

XBox One
(Antonio, Jose and Juan are playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on XBOX one)

(we see other games, including Doom, Duke Nukem Forever, Splatterhouse, Halo 3, Quake 4, Silent Hill: Homecoming, Conker: Live and Reloaded, South Park: the stick of Truth, Silent Hill: Downpour, Hitman, Payday 2, Cold Fear, Carmageddon: Max Damage, Bionic Commando, Bullet Storm, The Club, Deadly Demolition, and Mad Max)

The Mexican Triplets VS. the Babysitter
Gloria: "Katie and I are going out to a bar so I arranged a young babysitter named Ingrid Dumais. However, the Mexican triplets are making her life a nightmare."

Ingrid: "Where's the Naughty Tuffet?"

Katie: "The Naughty Tuffet is by the dining room. Also, I have the emergency numbers and the phone number to the bar in case you want to call me. If your children wants to see Brett and Joel, call their mother Theresa by her phone, 918-559-3472 and their address is right here."

[Ingrid writes all the information down in her babysitting notebook]

Katie: "And also, the triplets are not allowed to go to Aunt Theresa's house until they learn how to behave and they are not allowed to see any of their friends."

[Ingrid writes Brett, Joel and Theresa on her babysitting notebook]

Ingrid: "Thank you for the information."

[Katie and Gloria leave]

Ingrid: "So, would you like to play a board game? Maybe bake chocolate chip cookies?"

[Juan bites Ingrid on the leg]

Ingrid: "Ouch! Juan, don't do that! You do that again, and you go sit over there! You dig?"

[Ingrid sends Juan to the Naughty Tuffet and confiscates his MP3 player]

[Jose kicks Ingrid on the private area and touches her breasts]

[Ingrid puts Jose in the Naughty Tuffet and confiscates his XBOX One]

[Antonio slaps Ingrid on the face and starts to put his hand into her pants]

[Ingrid sends Antonio to the Naughty Tuffet and confiscates his iPod touch]

[Ingrid sets 12 minutes in her timer on her iPhone]

Ethan, Jonathan, Ryan, Kyle, Eric, Julia, Liam, Abby, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Milo and Alice: "Ingrid, can we see Brett and Joel after our adoptive brothers are in timeout?"

Ingrid: "Of course you can."

Ethan, Jonathan, Ryan, Kyle, Eric, Julia, Liam, Abby, Amanda, Sarah, Kelly, Milo and Alice: "Yay!"

[Ingrid gets out her iPhone and dials Aunt Theresa's number]

Ingrid: "Hi, this is Ingrid Dumais. Your well-behaved nephews and nieces wanted to see Brett and Joel after their adoptive brothers are in timeout."

Aunt Theresa: "Okay."

12 minutes later

[Ingrid packs all her things on her babysitting bag]

[The tridecaplets pack all their things on their respective backpacks]

[Ingrid goes in her car and drives to Brett and Joel's house]

[Juan rings the doorbell repeatedly but Ingrid stops Juan from ringing their doorbell repeatedly]

Ingrid: "Hey, your mama says you're supposed to be in timeout!"

[Jose destroys Brett and Joel's front door with a sledgehammer but Ingrid confiscates the sledgehammer and puts it in the trash can]

Ingrid: "Oh, no you don't!"

[Antonio sets Aunt Theresa's car on fire but Ingrid confiscates the cigarette and blows it and puts it in the trash can]

[Ingrid rings the doorbell once]

cut to:

[Brett and Joel are playing a card game with each other]

Brett: "Mom, I think someone's at the door."

[Aunt Theresa answers the door]

cut to:

[Juan, Jose and Antonio flip Ingrid off]

Ingrid: "Hi, you must be Theresa Hudson, I'm Ingrid Dumais "

[Aunt Theresa shakes Ingrid's hand]

Aunt Theresa: "Come on in."

[The Hudson Family (except for Katie) and Ingrid goes in the house]

[Ingrid sees two twin boys playing a card game]

Ingrid: "What's your names, kids?"

Brett: "I'm Brett."

Joel: "I'm Joel."

Ingrid: "I'm Ingrid Dumais."

[Juan, Jose and Antonio flip off Aunt Theresa]

Ingrid: "You three need to go back home. Go on!."