Birou Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"

Nicole: "Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!"

Orla: "What the (bleep) are you doing with my (bleep)ing toy?"

Announcer: "For the first time ever, Jo visits a family with a really strong mother."

Nicole: "OK. I'm destroying your tree house."

Announcer: "Where one of the youngest daughters tortures her 20-year old single mother."

Nicole: "Will you give the system back?"

Orla: "NO!"

Announcer: "And hits her sisters."

[Orla hitting Skyla]

Announcer: "Leaving mom carrying Orla..."

[Nicole carrying Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Announcer: "...to the Naughty Pit."

Nicole: "You don't destroy your sisters' property!"

Announcer: "And mom's tough love proves challenging."

Nicole: "Why did you write down (bleep)?!"

Announcer: "As Orla writes down inappropriate language on the walls."

Nicole: "Do you write down (bleep)?!"

Orla: "Mummy, get lost, you stupid (bleep)!"

Announcer: "And mealtimes are no better, especially since the tyke is a picky eater,"

Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"

Announcer: "Orla also plays with three other little girls, who are as bad as Orla herself,"

Wendy (girl with blonde hair): "Club rules: No poopy-butts allowed!"

Announcer: "Can Jo Frost get the three-year old daughter under control?"

Orla: "What the (bleep) are you doing with my (bleep) toy?"

Announcer: "Or will the hatrid continue?"

Orla: "Supernanny is gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "So, I'm in Orlando, Florida, ready to help a single 20-year old mother who has 4 daughters and desperately needs my help, so let's take a look and see what family we've got here."

Nicole: "Hi, I'm Nicole Birou. I'm a 20-year old single mother of have four daughters. Haidyn is 6, Skyla is 4 and the twins Kayla and Orla have just turned 3."

Orla: "Mummy, MUMMY!"

[Orla screaming]

Nicole: "Orla will ruin the holidays, scream and say (bleep) and record bad words on the 3DS system. Also, she has been expelled from 20 different preschools previously for her behavior,"

Kayla: "My twin sister is not being a good girl. She won't share her toys with me."

Nicole: "Orla is also a very picky eater and she won't eat her vegetables."

Orla: "I hate Brussels sprouts! Yuck!"

Nicole : "Orla's friends are just as bad as Orla herself. They curse, they break things, and they refuse to let Haidyn, Skyla, or Kayla play with them or Orla while she's holding a private club meeting in her own private treehouse in our backyard. As a matter of fact, she refuses to let her sisters join the club or participate in the same group activities that she and her friends are doing."

[Orla and her friends are in Orla's treehouse]

Orla: "You can't come in!"

Girl with blonde hair: "Club rules: No poopy-butts allowed!"

Girl with red hair: "And that means you!"

Girl with brown hair: "Go away or you'll be sorry!"

Observation begins
[Orla throws a book at Jo's face]

Jo: "My word..."

Nicole: "Orla, you don't throw books at Jojo. That is not nice,"

Jo: "How long has this been going on, Nicole?"

Nicole: "I don't know, Jo. Orla has been kicked out of over 20 preschools for her aggressive behavior. The last school she'd been expelled from was St. Mary's Preschool. The teacher told me that she picked up a chair and then threatened to throw it at her fellow classmates.It was said that she recently karate kicked her teacher, Mrs.Bernie, in the private area and was sent to the hospital due to this incident. During story time, Orla usually attempts to snatch the book from Mrs.Bernie. She tore the pages off of several books. During arts and crafts at one moment, Orla threatened to cut off her classmates' fingers with a pair of scissors. She also poured glue and paint all over the floor and broke the paper shredder when she refused to participate by jamming so much paper. Another terrible incident is when she pulled the fire alarm and was sent to the principal's office. She was then suspended from preschool for 4 days. She also set the classroom on fire with a dangerous match. The school officials had to call the police to get things under control, and when I arrived at the school, I noticed that Orla had been handcuffed and arrested by the police. Orla also threw furniture, tore items off the walls, and knocked over a shelf that injured the school principal. First, she was kicked out of Little Fishes Preschool for stealing money from the collection plate, then La Petite Academy Preschool for flushing cherry bombs down the toilet in the girls' bathroom, Discovery Zone Preschool Inc for setting her teacher on fire, StarChild Academy, Orange Blossom KinderCare, Faith Christian Preschool, Precious Gems Crown Of Glory Pre-School, Noah's Ark Christian School..oh, those previous schools are hard to remember."

Jo: "What about the holidays she ruins?"

Nicole: "Last Thanksgiving was a nightmare. Me, Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla were at my mother's house for Thanksgiving dinner. My mother was cooking the turkey, and my brother, sisters, nieces, and nephews were all there. Everything was well prepared in advance, I even brought in a special table for the kids. I brought in a small turkey and some vegetables. Nothing can go wrong, was all I thought to myself, but I proved myself wrong. Orla started a food fight with her cousins, flinging sweet potatoes and turkey at everything and everyone. Eventually, the impact of the sweet potatoes knocked over an urn, which contained the ashes of my father, and it hit the floor, breaking into pieces."

Jo: "Your father's ashes? Oh, my..."

Nicole: "Oh, I forgot to mention that my dad died from prostate cancer last July, and we all went to his funeral. Orla simply took a dump on the casket during the wake. She threw some valuable vases that were decoration and they eventually broke. What was even worse, she took off her clothes and ran around the cemetery naked and stood on gravestones while she was naked."

Jo: "Oh, good lord. That is the worst thing that could ever happen at a funeral."

Nicole: "She also ruined last year's Halloween by disobeying the rules of crossing the street and took her witch costume and clothes off and ran around a neighbor's house naked. After we returned home, Orla hogged most of the treats that her sisters collected. She ate them all up quickly and that's considered greedy. Shortly afterward, Orla destroyed Kayla's Dora the Explorer costume that was left on her bed by setting it on fire with a cigarette lighter but I doused the fire with a bucket of water and she threatened to flush it down the toilet while Kayla was sleeping and she was disappointed the next day."

Jo: "My word..."

Nicole: "And Christmas, oh, it was ho-ho-horrible! It was ruined, courtesy of Orla herself. We were at my sister's house for the holidays, and when we sat down to have Christmas dinner, Orla not only refused to eat the creamed spinach, but she kicked up a huge tantrum and shoved the plate of spinach at a wall. And when it came for dessert, she threw the pumpkin pie into her cousin's face, and she and her cousins began a humongous food fight. It was awful. There was mashed potatoes, plum pudding, creamed spinach, creamed corn, stuffing, and vegetables all over the dining room. When it was time to open the presents, Orla knocked the Christmas tree over and threw several ornaments at her cousins that were hanging from the tree and some smashed into little pieces. There was only one injury from the tree itself--Skyla had been hurt and we had to take her to the emergency room. Orla also stole presents from her cousins and claims it as her own, and she was on Santa's Naughty List that year while the rest of my daughters are on the Nice List. This New Year's Eve, our New Year was anything but happy. Orla got into the alcoholic drinks, lit a cigar and put it into the wastebasket and it caught fire."

Jo: "Oh, I can hardly imagine..."

Nicole: "And 5 months ago, we went to my cousin's wedding. It was simply awful, because Orla was upset for she didn't get to be the flower girl she wanted to be. She stuck her finger into the wedding cake and licked off most of the frosting. During the ceremony, Orla blurted out, 'That man's poo-poo!' right towards my cousin's fiancé. She also played heavy metal music with questionable lyrics at the ceremony on my iPod without earphones. She and her cousins ran wild at the reception, repeatedly told the DJ to change the music and smashed his equipment, and doused punch on my cousin, who was the bride. Finally she broke the wedding ring and threw it very far and it landed into the storm drain."

Jo: "Oh, my..."

Nicole: "This year's Easter was absolutely, positively, without a doubt, awful. The girls and I went to my brother's house for Easter. Orla tripped her sisters and her cousins during the Easter Egg Hunt and stole their eggs from their baskets. While the children were coloring the Easter eggs, Orla dumped purple egg dye on Kayla's white Easter dress and splashed green on her cousin's white suit. Soon it became a color splash fight. She even karate kicked the Easter Bunny that came to the Easter Party."

[Orla raids the pantry and begins to stuff some Pop Tarts, cookies, candy, Suzy Q's, sodas, Twinkies, brownies, Hostess Shortcakes, mini muffins, Hostess cupcakes, Sno-Balls, Ding Dongs, Little Debbie snack cakes, Ho Hos, donuts, Hostess Fruit pies, and potato chips into her Dora the Explorer backpack while Nicole is busy talking to Jo, and heads outside to meet her another little girl about her age]

???: "Hurry up, Orla!"

Orla: "Coming, Amanda!"

Amanda: "Come on, Orla. Wendy and Lisa are waiting for us at the playground!"

[Orla grabs her Swiper the Fox doll and races out the door and to the playground with Amanda]

Nicole: "I think the trouble started right when Orla met a little girl named Amanda who lives right across the street. Amanda's the same age as Orla and Kayla. I believe my daughter started misbehaving since she started playing with Amanda, who's just as rude and disrespectful as Orla herself. I have a feeling that child is a bad influence on her,"

Birou Family Issues
Nicole: "Orla, I want you to finish eating, then you can play outside. OK?"

Orla: "I don't like broccoli. It's yucky!"

Broccoli (portrayed by Orla): "Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't so cute yourself, chicken (bleep)!"

Nicole: "Not only does Orla say naughty words into my Nintendo 3DS system via recording them, ruin the holidays, and hit her sisters, but she also refuses to eat her vegetables. She says she doesn't like mushrooms, peas, corn, zucchini, kale, avocadoes, okra, brussel sprouts, sweet peppers, celery, bell peppers, turnips, cauliflower, eggplant, beets, pickles, onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, broccoli, spinach, garlic, or radishes. but I like all these foods. I mean, her list of 'yucky' foods could go on forever."

Orla: "Broccoli is yucky, stinky, and it tastes like (bleep)!"

[Orla throws her plate of broccoli against the wall]

Nicole: "Ugh! Orla!"

Jo: "And then later on, Orla snatched her mother's teal Nintendo 3DS system out of her black handbag and held it for a ransom,"

Nicole: "Orla, where's my Nintendo 3DS system? I put in my handbag for a reason."

Orla: "I don't have it,"

Nicole: "Yes you do. Give the 3DS system to me."

Orla: "No."

{Orla spits in Nicole's face}

Nicole: "Don't tell me no. Give it to me please."

Orla: "No."

Nicole: "Give it back. Do you want a timeout?"

Orla: "No."

Nicole: "I'm not gonna play games with you, Orla. You're going to hand it to me."

Orla: "No!"

[Orla runs off into the bathroom with Nicole's 3DS and locks the door]

Nicole: "Orla! Come on, unlock the door! Give it back, please! Give the system back!"

Orla: "No! Not unless you agree to my demands!"

Nicole: "What demands? You don't get any demands, missy. I am not playing this game,"

Orla: "If you don't, then you'll never see your (bleep) 3DS system again, 'cause I'm gonna flush it down the potty!"

Nicole: "Not only did she steal my 3DS system, but she also threatened to flush it down the toilet,"

Nicole: "If you flush it down the toilet, I'll sell all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs on eBay, and your normal bedtime will become two hours earlier."

Orla: "Listen carefully, if you want to see your stupid piece of (bleep) again, you will give me what I want: one, I want to stay up extra late; two, I want to eat chocolate chip cookies and for dinner every night along with chocolate ice cream and hot fudge; three, you will not sell my Dora the Explorer DVDs..."

[Nicole grabs a key and unlocks the door]

Orla: "Hey, I'm not finished!"

Nicole: "You are now in timeout."

[Nicole carries Orla]

Orla: "No, no! I don't want a timeout! That wasn't part of the deal!"

Nicole: "You don't have a choice,"

Nicole: "Will you give the system back?"

Orla: "NO!"

Jo: "Orla tested her mother on every level, and she would not give back her mother's Nintendo 3DS system,"

[Orla tried to throw the system into the toilet, but she gets rushed out of the bathroom]

Nicole: "Orla, don't you dare!"

[Nicole stops Orla from carrying on her threat, and puts Orla into Naughty Pit]

Orla: "No mummy, I don't want a timeout!"

Nicole: "Stay there."

Jo: "After being told many times, she was sent to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "Get the balls out or I will kill you!"

[Orla kicks a red ball out of Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Stop it! I'll put the ball in."

Orla: "Drop dead!"

Orla: "Time-outs are bad."

[Nicole puts the ball back in the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Keep the balls in!"

Orla: "NO!!"

[Orla throws 2 balls simultaneously]

Nicole: "Don't throw the balls at me!"

[Orla runs out of the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!"

Orla: "What the (bleep) are you doing with my (bleep)ing toy?"

Nicole: "Don't use these words for your other sisters to hear."

Orla: "I hate the Naughty Pit."

[Orla puts a book in the Naughty Pit and throws the book, with other ones, one by one]

Nicole: "If you throw another book one more time, Orla, listen to me. No going outside to play with your friends this afternoon."

[Orla runs outside and does 20-space hopscotch in the street with Amanda]

Nicole: "Orla, come back in the house."

Orla: "Go and kill yourself, you stupid, filthy animal!"

Nicole: "I'm carrying you to the Naughty Pit."

[Nicole returns to the house with Orla and quickly deposits her into the Naughty Pit]

Orla: "I hate you!!!"

Nicole: "What was that?"

Orla: "I hate you and I wish you were dead!!!"

{Orla shows Nicole the back of her closed fist with only the middle finger extended}

Jo: "I could not believe that 3-year-old wished her own mother dead and gave her the finger. It's just disgusting!"

Nicole: "You do not flip mommy off!"

Trip to the Supermarket
Jo: "It was time for Nicole to go do her weekly grocery shopping, and the trip to the supermarket was, without a doubt, a total disaster."

[The Birou Family grabs a shopping cart]

Nicole: "Okay, guys. Mommy needs you to get some apples and oranges,"

Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "Okay!"

[Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla go over to the produce aisle to pick some apples and oranges.]

Nicole: "Orla, you go and help Mommy, too."

[Nicole looks up and notices that Orla is gone]

Nicole: "Orla? Orla, where are you?"

Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH!"

[Orla throws a box of Cap'n Crunch Cereal in the cart, and Nicole pulls the cereal box out]

Nicole: "No, I'm not buying that. Go put it back where you found it,"

Orla: "NO!!! I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH! I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH!"

Nicole: "Not today,"

[Orla screams and runs off]

Nicole: "Orla, come here,"

[Orla comes running with a box of Fruity Pebbles Cereal and Dora the Explorer Cereal and deposits the boxes into the cart, then she dashes off into another aisle (1 minute later)]

Nicole: "Orla, wait..."

Jo: "Orla, come here, darling..."

[Orla comes closer to Jo]

Jo: "You have to help mommy get all kinds of vegetables for you with your sisters. These cereal boxes need to go back."

Orla: "I WANT THEM!!!!!!!!"

Nicole: "You will not be getting them, Orla."

[Nicole returns the cereal boxes to their spots]

[Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla each pick out the vegetables]

Skyla: "Mummy, I picked out the corn and the cauliflower!"

Kayla: "Let's get potatoes, onion, Chinese cabbage, spinach, mushrooms, tomatoes, broccoli, and carrots."

Haidyn: "Don't forget the butternut squash, the peas and red bell peppers!"

Skyla: "How about winter squash, alfalfa sprouts, arugula, fennel, leeks, orange cauliflower, sweet potatoes, yellow squash, and yellow bell peppers?"

Kayla: "I also found the kale, brussels sprouts, broccolini, avocado, and asparagus,"

Haidyn: Let's not forget the zucchini, purple potatoes, purple cauliflower, romaine lettuce, eggplants, beets, and radishes!"

Skyla: "I think that it's a good idea to let Orla eat all kinds of veggies."

Nicole: "Great job, you guys. That was really fantastic. But where'd your sister Orla go?"

Haidyn: " We don't know."

Jo: "Oh, not again,"

[Orla grabs a can of chicken noodle soup from the bottom of the soup can pyramid, causing the whole pyramid to fall down and make a huge mess (3 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Ugh! Orla!"

[In the Health and Beauty aisle, Orla is pouring shampoo and conditioners all over the floors (5 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, you are making a terrible mess."

[Back in the produce aisle, Orla is about to eat a red plum (6 minutes later)]

Nicole: "What are you doing?"

[Orla throws several plums across the aisle]

Nicole: "Orla, pick up the plums."

Orla: "NO!"

[In the cereal aisle, Orla searches for a free prize inside each box of cereal by ripping open the boxes and dumping the cereal on the floor (8 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla! No, don't do that!"

Orla: "I'm trying to get a prize."

Nicole: "Absolutely not!"

Intercom: "Cleanup on aisles 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 12. I repeat, Cleanup on aisles 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 7, and 12,"

[In the candy aisle, Orla snatches several Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars, Haribo Gummy Bears, and one box of various candies from different brands and quickly deposits them into the cart, causing some bags of candy to fall onto the floor (10 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, you do not need all of that candy. Please return them to their aisle."

Orla: "MUMMY!!!!!! I WANT CANDY, PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

[Orla throws the candy onto the floor]

Nicole: "Orla, you didn't listen to me. The next time we go to the market, I will put you in a shopping cart."

Orla: "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

[Orla kicks and screams, throwing a tantrum]

Nicole: "Orla, that is enough! I have had it with your behavior."

[A co-manager comes over to meet the Birou family and Jo.]

Jo: "Sure enough, the co-manager of the store came right to us and informed us about the mess Orla had made in the store. It was just appalling!"

Co-Manager: "Have a great day, ma'am,"

Nicole: "Thank you, bye."

Nicole: "It was so embarrassing to take Orla out in public, especially when she acted up and did not listen to me. It was the worst grocery shopping day ever, and to make matters worse, we wound up having a huge bill for all the mess she made in that store,"

Parent Meeting
Nicole: "As a single mother, I feel quite overwhelmed and frustrated when it comes to raising all four girls alone, especially Orla. Since Orla had been kicked out of over 20 schools for her terrible behavior."

Jo: "I understand that it is frustrating being a single mother raising four girls. But that does not mean you should lose hope on Orla. You need to let her know that you are in charge, and not her."

Jo: "Let's talk about Orla's eating habits. When was the last time you read the ingredients on the box, bag, or package of Orla's favorite snacks? Have you not realized that most of the snacks that she eats may contain a chemical known as Yellow#5?"

House Rules
Jo: "All right, everybody. I'd like you all to gather in the living room for something very important."

[Nicole comes in the living room with Haidyn, Orla, Skyla, and Kayla]

Jo: "Today, we're going to have rules in this house,"

Orla: (sarcastically) "Oh, goody,"

Nicole: "Shhh, Orla."

[Jo pulls out a light purple sheet of paper, and at the top is entitled, BIROU HOUSE RULES]

Jo: "Okay, the first rule: everybody must speak politely. Does anybody know what that rule means?"

[Orla rolls her eyes]

Kayla: "It means no swearing or saying bad words,"

Nicole: "Orla, that means you, young lady,"

Haidyn: "No name-calling,"

Skyla: "No mean words,"

Jo: "Second rule: if something belongs to someone else and you want to use it, ask first,"

Nicole: "You hear that, Orla? If you want to use Mommy's Nintendo 3DS, you have to ask mommy first, right?"

Jo: "And here's the third rule: keep your hands and feet to yourself."

Haidyn: "That means no pushing,"

Skyla: "And no hitting,"

[Orla yawns, bored]

Jo: "Rule number four: Everybody remains at the dining table during meal times until told that they can get up,"

Kayla: "That means you have to ask if you may be excused from the table,"

[Orla is eating a Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie]

Jo: "Rule number five: Everybody stays together while out and about,"

Nicole: "Hear that, Orla? That means when we go grocery shopping, you have to stay with Mommy, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla."

Skyla: "It means no wandering off,"

Haidyn: "Stay with mommy,"

Jo: "Rule number six: leave your clothes on when out in public."

Skyla: "That means no taking off your clothes and running around naked,"

[Orla crosses her eyes]

Jo: "Here's one more rule that applies to everyone, especially you, Orla. Rule number seven: Listen and do what mommy tells you to do the first time."

[Orla covers her ears, singing]

Orla: "La, la, la, la, la, la...can't hear you,"

Nicole: "Orla, please don't interrupt JoJo."

Jo: "You do not interrupt me. That is unacceptable. Do you understand?"

[Orla snatches the pen from Jo]

Jo: "Orla, can I have the pen back, please?"

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "Orla, please return it to her."

[Orla writes down inappropriate words on the floor and vandalizes the couch]

Nicole: "You do not vandalize the floor and the couch. You must go to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "NO!"

Jo: "Nicole, would you show me the Naughty Pit?"

[Nicole picks Orla up and walks with Jo over to a clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture.]

Nicole: "This is the Naughty Pit, and that is where Orla goes whenever she acts up, and I put..."

Orla: "MUMMY, LET ME GO OR I'LL KILL YOU!"

[Nicole pulls out 10 beanbags]

Nicole: "...Ten beanbags into the pit,"

Orla: "MUMMY, NO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO TIMEOUT!"

Naughty Pit Technique
[Orla scribbles a picture a person who looks like Nicole being run over by a steamroller and some naughty words on the walls with her crayons]

Kayla: "Orla, can I have my Dora the Explorer doll back, please?"

[Orla tears Dora the Explorer Doll's head off]

Orla: "Here's your dumb old doll back!"

Kayla: "MUMMY!"

Nicole: "What happened?"

Kayla: "Orla killed my Dora!"

[Kayla shows Nicole her decapitated Dora doll]

Skyla: "She killed my Diego!"

[Skyla shows Nicole her beheaded Diego doll]

Haidyn: "And she killed Boots!"

[Haidyn shows Nicole her decapitated Boots the Monkey doll]

Nicole: "Orla, why would you do such a thing? That was so mean of you!"

Orla: (scoffs) "They're stupid dolls!"

[Nicole looks at the walls, and sees that Orla had drawn Nicole being crushed to death by a steamroller and written naughty words on it with her crayons]

Nicole: "You know what? You bought yourself a trip to the Naughty Pit, young lady."

[Nicole picks Orla up and carries her over into the Naughty Pit]

Orla: "I don't wanna go to--[cries]"

[Nicole puts 10 beanbags in the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "You don't destroy your sisters' property and you don't write bad language on the wall! In addition, your Swiper's in toy jail! I am also taking your crayons away for a week."

Orla: "MUMMY! MUUUUUMMYYYYY! I WANT SWIIIIPERRR!"

[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper the Fox doll and all her crayons, and places them into the toy time-out box, and then calmly walks away and comes back to Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla]

Nicole: "Orla is in time-out now."

Kayla: "[sniffles while holding her beheaded Dora doll] But she still killed Dora,"

Skyla: "And Diego..."

Haidyn: "And Boots,"

Nicole: "Maybe there's still hope for Dora, Diego and Boots. Mummy's a toy doctor, and maybe I can save them. They will need surgery, but you three will need to wait out here until the operation is done, in my Nintendo WFC Company."

Jo: "Downstairs in a special type of lower floor?"

[Nicole takes the dolls Orla had decapitated and walks into the Nintendo WFC Company and the girls (minus Orla) wait outside the room]

Nicole: "Nurse, we have brought in three patients...heads torn off. An emergency operation is an order,"

Jo: "However, just as the dolls' operation had just started, Orla had gotten out of her Naughty Pit."

[The Naughty Pit falls (2 minutes later)]

Jo: "And Nicole had to put the dolls' surgery on hold to fetch Orla and return her to the Naughty Pit."

[Nicole sends Orla back to the Naughty Pit each time]

[Nicole puts 2 additional beanbags each time Orla leaves the Naughty Pit]

Jo: "Time..."

Orla: "Mummy! MUMMY!!!!!!!"

[Orla out of the Naughty Pit (5 minutes later)]

Orla: "Mummy! MUMMY!!!!!!!"

Jo: "...and time again,"

[Orla driving in her pink Barbie Volkswagon Beetle play car (8 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Come on, you can't play in your car right now. You need to stay in the Naughty Pit."

Orla:"NO! Mummy, NO!"

[Nicole lifts Orla out of her Barbie Volkswagon Beetle and confiscates her play car]

Nicole: "Your Barbie Volkswagon's now going in toy jail."

Nicole: "It went on and on forever, I mean, it is hard to keep Orla in timeout."

Jo: "Orla, it's me; Jo-Jo. Stop this behavior, right now. If you get out of the Naughty Pit again, I will put you back and your mommy will put 2 more beanbags. Do you understand me?"

Orla: "Yes, Mummy?"

[Orla goes into the kitchen and helps herself to some Sunkist soda]

Nicole: "No, you're not having soda while you have to stay in time-out."

[Nicole takes the SunKist soda away and puts Orla back to the Naughty Pit]

[Orla escapes and goes into Nicole's bedroom to serve as a hideout (10 minutes later)]

Nicole: "I'm not playing hide and seek with you. Come back to the Naughty Pit, now."

Orla: "NO!"

{Orla spits on Nicole's face and then runs away (12 minutes later)}

Nicole: "Hey, you do not spit on mommy!"

[Orla decides to play outside in the nearby playground with no one else playing there (13 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, where are you?"

[Nicole arrives at the playground]

[Orla throws an alluminum baseball bat at Nicole's private parts]

Nicole: "Orla, you do not throw a baseball bat at me."

Orla: "MUMMY, PLEASE, NO!"

[Nicole returns to the house with Orla and deposits her into the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Stay right here for 3 minutes."

[Orla escapes once more and closes the door in Nicole's bedroom and locks it and begins to watch Dora the Explorer on the television which is next to a Wii console while stuffing her cheeks with a whole box of Little Debbie's Swiss Rolls [(15 minutes later)]

[Nicole unlocks the door and enters the room]

Orla: "Mummy, get lost you (bleep)!"

Nicole: "I'm not happy with your language, Orla. Let's turn off Dora because you still need to stay in the Naughty Pit. No snacks either."

Orla: "Mummy, I'm watching TV and I'm eating snacks! GO AWAY POOPY BUTT!"

[Orla flips off her mother]

Nicole: "Stop calling me names!"

Jo: "Just ignore it, Nicole."

[Nicole turns off the TV and takes away the Swiss cake rolls]

[Orla throws several books at Nicole]

Nicole: "You know what, I'm moving the Naughty Pit to the hallway so you can't throw books here."

[Nicole moves the Naughty Pit to the hallway and carrys Orla to the Naughty Pit and then walks away]

Jo: "Walk away, Nicole, without saying anything."

[Nicole returns to the Nintendo WFC Company with the door closed to resume Dora, Diego, and Boots' "operation"]

Brained Nurse Robot: "Reporting for duty, nurse. What are the conditions on these patients?"

Nicole: "These dolls have had their heads torn off and they are in serious critical condition. They all need an emergency surgery ASAP!"

Brained Nurse Robot: "Begin the operation, now! Needle!"

Nicole: "Needle!"

[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and goes upstairs to the Bathroom hiding in the bathtub (17 minutes later)]

Jo: "Yet again, Orla got out of her Naughty Pit while Nicole was in the middle of doll surgery, and she had to put the surgery on hold to deal with Orla, again."

Nicole: "Get out of the bathtub!"

Orla: "NO! Mummy, please!"

[Orla crawls out of the Naughty Pit and goes outside to jump up and down on Skyla's trampoline (19 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, what are you doing on the trampoline? Get off and get back into the Naughty Pit!"

Orla: "NO!"

[Nicole continues to put Orla back into the Naughty Pit]

[Orla climbs on the kitchen table and jumps on it (22 minutes later)]

Haidyn: "Orla's escaped!"

Nicole: "This is very dangerous; you could fall, Orla."

Orla: "Mummy, NO!"

[Orla races outside and plays hopscotch in the street with Amanda (25 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, come back in the house."

Orla: "I'm playing with Amanda."

Nicole: "No you won't."

[Nicole scoops up Orla]

Orla: (screeches) "I WANT AMANDAAAAA!"

[Nicole returns to the house and places Orla back into the Naughty Pit (26 minutes later)]

[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and goes upstairs into Haidyn's Bedroom pretending to be asleep and pees on Haidyn's Disney Princess bed (28 minutes later)]

Nicole: "You can't stay in Haidyn's room. Come on!"

Orla: "Go away, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Orla runs outside to the nearby playground again (30 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, this is getting ridiculous!"

[Orla throws rocks and sand at Nicole]

Nicole: "Stop throwing rocks and sand at mommy!"

Orla: "Mummy, stop it!"

[Orla runs inside the house, and crawls into the basement (33 minutes later)]

Nicole: "This is not a game. You have to stay in the Naughty Pit for 3 minutes."

Orla: "NO! Mummy, I don't wanna."

[Orla runs behind the couch and plays with a small ball (36 minutes later)]

Orla:"Mummy, let go!"

[Orla returns to Nicole's bedroom and jumps on her bed, making faces (38 minutes later)]

Nicole: "I'm not chasing you around this house."

Orla: "Can't catch me!"

[Orla goes into the kitchen, raids the refrigerator and takes out a couple of Nestlé Drumstick ice dream cone and is about to eat both the cones]

Nicole: "Come on, I'm getting really sick of this,"

[Orla knocks Dora, Boots and Diego off the dressing drawer, where Nicole's performing doll surgery, and runs until Nicole finally catches Orla]

Orla: "Aw, man!"

[Nicole takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit with no communication and walks back to the room to resume doll surgery.]

Jo: "Nicole placed Orla back into the Naughty Pit once more..."

[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and hits Nicole in the face with a stuffed teddy bear (40 minutes later)]

Nicole: "OW! You do not hit me in the face with a stuffed animal! That is not nice!"

Orla: "Ha ha, Mummy!"

[Nicole confiscates the stuffed animal and places it into the toy time-out box and deposits Orla right back into the Naughty Pit and walks away without saying a word]

Nicole: "It was hard to resume the dolls' operations and having to deal with Orla at the same time because she is a fighter,"

[Orla escapes from the Naughty Pit once more, runs back outside and rides Kayla's red tricycle into the street with Amanda (42 minutes later)]

Nicole: "It's Kayla's tricycle! I want you to come back here, Orla."

Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Nicole pulls Orla off Kayla's tricycle and returns her to the house and deposits her onto the Naughty Pit]

[Orla stays in Naughty Pit for 3 minutes (45 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Eventually, she stayed put. She stayed there for 3 minutes."

Nicole: "I want you to say you're sorry."

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "Say you're sorry, Orla."

Orla: "NOOO!"

Jo: "But she refused to apologize for her bad behavior,"

Jo: "She doesn't give you an apology? Come on, let's go.

Jo: "If she can't say sorry for that behavior, then she stays there."

[Orla continues to go outside to climb a tree (47 minutes later)]

Jo: "Orla, listen to Jo-Jo, if you don't get down from the tree, you won't be playing outside with your friends this afternoon. Do you understand me?"

[Orla nods]

[Nicole safely rescues Orla]

Orla: "I don't wanna go into the-."

Nicole: "Yes, you do."

[Orla takes the Naughty Pit and throws it around and then leaves (49 minutes later)]

Nicole: "I'm getting really tired with your own game, Orla."

[Orla takes out Candyland after she escapes the Naughty Pit (52 minutes later)]

Nicole: "You can't play board games right now, Orla."

Orla: "Yeah!"

Nicole: "No, you are not."

[Orla stands on another table and flips off Nicole (54 minutes later)]

Orla: "Mummy, no!"

[Orla hits Nicole right in the face]

[Nicole confiscates Candyland and gives no communication]

[Orla hides inside a box (57 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Get out of the box." [smacking Orla on the butt, who gets frustrated]

Orla: "Mummy! GO KILL YOURSELF, MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Orla stays in the Naughty pit for 3 minutes (60 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, you were in here because you destroyed your sisters' property and were writing down bad words on the walls. You do not write bad words and you do not destroy your sisters' property."

Orla: "I don't get mummy."

Nicole: "What do you say?"

Orla: "Please?"

Jo: "Now, that's a classic example of why you're about to take the next step. I want you to say you are sorry."

Orla: "Sorry, mummy."

Nicole: "Give mommy a hug."

[Orla hugs Nicole]

Nicole: "I knew that discipline took a long time to control, so I decided to put Orla back into the timeout area as much as possible."

Jo: "Kayla, Skyla, and Haidyn had been waiting for a long time for their dolls' operation to be over, and Nicole came outside with the good news."

Nicole: "Girls, I've got good news."

Haidyn: "What is it?"

Kayla: "Is Orla going to jail?"

Nicole: "No, better. The operation was a complete success, and your dolls are as good as new. Diego, Boots, and Dora are now recovering."

Snack Box Technique
Jo: "This technique is very important because the Birou Family has a lot of issues with Orla's eating habits. Orla is a very picky eater, so today, I introduced the Snack Box Technique,"

Jo: "I'm here to introduce the Snack Box technique, Nicole. It is important for Orla to realize that she can't live on sweets or snacks all the time."

Nicole: "You hear that, Orla? You can't be having cookies, candy and Twinkies all the time. You need to have a well-balanced and nutritious meal."

Jo: "I'm giving you all four girls one empty box each for you to decorate, and you can decorate them with paint, glitter glue, fabric scraps, feathers, whatever you want."

Kayla, Skyla, Haidyn and Orla: "Okay!"

Jo: "Meanwhile, while the girls were decorating their snack boxes, I had Nicole open the pantry to show me all the snacks snd sweets Orla had been getting into throughout the day. When the door was opened, it was quite shocking..."

[Nicole opens the pantry, and we see various Little Debbie snacks, Hostess snack cakes, donuts, cookies, candy, potato chips Pop-Tarts, cans of sodas, mini muffins, fruit snacks, Fruit Pies, caramels, Kool-Aid Jammers, Hawaiian Punch, Capri Sun, Tampico Citrus Punch, honey buns, cinnamon rolls, Oreo cakesters, SunnyD Smooth Style, SunKist, boxes of Hi-C and Tropicana Tropical Fruit Fury Twister]

Jo: "My word...I have never seen such rubbish in all my life,"

Nicole: "I know...I have trouble getting Orla to eat the foods that she needs to eat. And being a single mother, it makes things even more complicated for me,"

Jo: "Nicole, I know it's tough being a single mom, but that doesn't mean you should lose hope with Orla.

Nicole: "You're right, Jo."

Nicole: "And she gave me words of encouragement. Just because I'm a single mom doesn't mean I can't get the job done."

Jo: "Here, put all the snacks into this plastic bin I will sort out all of the snacks and decide what I think is rubbish; anything I think is rubbish will get thrown away."

Nicole: "Sounds like a plan,"

[Nicole goes over to see how her four daughters are coming along on their Snack Boxes]

Nicole: "Hey girls, how're you coming along with your Snack Boxes?"

<p style="font-size:13px;">Kayla: "Mine's finished!"

<p style="font-size:13px;">[Kayla's Snack Box is painted pink and decorated with purple feathers, a gold ribbon and green circle foam stickers]

<p style="font-size:13px;">Nicole: "Very nice, Kayla,"

<p style="font-size:13px;">[Haidyn's Snack Box is painted blue and decorated with gem stickers, red little pom-poms, and rhinestones]

<p style="font-size:13px;">Nicole: "That is very good. Haidyn,"

<p style="font-size:13px;">[Skyla's Snack Box is painted red and decorated with clear gems, stickers, and colored gems.]

<p style="font-size:13px;">Nicole: "Oh, Skyla, it's beautiful,"

<p style="font-size:13px;">[Orla's Snack Box is painted yellow and decorated with blue little Pom-poms, orange stripes, and turquoise feathers]

<p style="font-size:13px;">Nicole: "Why, Orla...that's really fantastic! It is really good! I love it!"

<p style="font-size:13px;">Jo: "I was really surprised that Orla had actually created something for a change instead of destroying it."

<p style="font-size:13px;">Jo: "In the meantime, why don't we decide which snacks go in the trash?"

<p style="font-size:13px;">Nicole: "Okay, great."

<p style="font-size:13px;">Jo: "What have we got in the snack storage bin here?"

<p style="font-size:13px;">[Jo pulls out a bottle of SunKist, a 16-oz bottle of SunnyD Smooth Style, a box of Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls, a bag of Crunchy Cheetos, a package of Nabisco Oreo Chocolate Creme Cakesters, a box of Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pies, a box of Hostess Twinkies, wrapped packages of Hostess Suzy Q's, bars of Hershey's Milk Chocolate, a can of Original Pringles, a bag of Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream potato chips, and a package of Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! cookies]

<p style="font-size:13px;">Nicole: "Let me check to see if there are any more in the pantry,"

<p style="font-size:13px;">Jo: "Sure enough, Nicole found a box of Golden Crisp and Trix cereals inside the picnic basket. It turned out that Orla had traded a couple of healthy cereals for the sugary ones with her friends without Nicole knowing. Not only did she find those sugary cereals, but she found a box of Pop-Tarts and Hostess Mini-Muffins and all sorts of rubbish,"

<p style="font-size:13px;">Jo: "More?!"

Nicole: "Come on, girls. Mommy and Jo-Jo need your help on cleaning out the pantry."

[Haidyn, Orla, Kayla, and Skyla come into the kitchen to meet Nicole and Jo]

Nicole: "Come on, let's help Jo-Jo clean out the pantry,"

[Nicole holds out a trash bag]

[Jo tosses the Pop-Tarts, Suzy Q's, Twinkies, Oreo Cakesters, Little Debbie snack cakes, cookies, snack cakes, candy, potato chips, mini muffins, cupcakes, cinnamon rolls, pudding pies, honey buns, and the fruit pies into the trash bag]

[Kayla opens the cabinet and finds more chips, candy, cookies, donuts, fruit pies, cans of sodas, and snack cakes]

Jo: "What?! More rubbish?!"

Orla: "When I found out that my favorite snacks were being thrown away, I was not happy about that."

[Jo tosses the Chocolate Pudding Pie, the Hostess cherry fruit pie, Golden Crisp, crunchy Cheetos, and Pringles into the trash bag]

[Nicole takes the trash bag full of rubbish down to the garbage can]

Nicole: "There, all gone."

Jo: "Nice job, Nicole."

Dinner time
Jo: "Later on, the family sat down at a restaurant and dinner turned out to be a complete disaster."

Nicole "Orla, you need to eat two of your carrots and then you can eat your bread."

Orla: "NO! I hate carrots! They're yucky!"

Nicole: "Hey, this is your warning. Look at my eyes. Stop the complaining or you're going to timeout in the Naughty Pit at the moment we get home."

Jo: "Orla has got an enormous amount of power and control over her mother. I mean, it's absolutely crazy and ridiculous that Nicole allows her child to control her."

Nicole: "Orla was absolutely going to have no part of eating anything."

Jo: "So I'd like you to make it very clear to her--"

Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"

[Orla punches her salad, and it explodes all over a waiter, then throws the remaining pieces on the bowl at her]

Nicole: "This is why we don't go to restaurants, especially on occasions. Orla is a very picky eater who won't eat her vegetables, and she calls them...'yucky'."

[Other customers at the restaurant stare at the Birou family, who are embarrassed with Orla's behavior]

Waiter: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Jo: " It's alright. We have a girl who is just acting up. Don't worry about it."

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! We are leaving and you will be placed into time out."

Jo: "As a result for that incident, Orla was banned from that restaurant forever by the manager."

[The Birous leave the restaurant and everyone is in the car.]

Nicole: "Orla, you do not treat a waiter like this. You will be going to the Naughty Pit once we get home. I will take away all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs for 2 days because your behavior was very appalling. You will also be going to bed at around one hour earlier tonight."

Orla:"NO!!!!!!!!! I WANNA WATCH DORA!!!!"

[Orla rapidly kicks Nicole's seat in front of her]​

Nicole: "Settle down already! I am really not in the mood for this!"

Kayla: "My sister is not being a good girl, especially when we go out to eat dinner."

Jo: "At the moment the Birous returned home, Nicole immediately placed Orla into the Naughty Pit,"

[Nicole places Orla into the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Dora the Explorer DVDs]

Nicole: "Your behavior at the restaurant tonight was absolutely embarrassing, appalling, and disruptive. You will stay there for three minutes. I am also taking away all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs for the next two days, and you will be going to bed earlier tonight. From now on, until you can behave properly and learn to eat the foods that are placed in front of you, there will be no more restaurants for you."

Nicole: "Because she refuses to eat vegetables, I decided that Orla wasn't going to anymore restaurants until she could learn to try the new foods without any complaints or fuss."

Haidyn: "Orla doesn't want to try the vegetables,"

Skyla: "The only foods Orla likes to eat are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Fruity Pebbles cereal, fruit snacks, popsicles, cheese pizza, cookies, Twinkies, Suzy Q's, Hostess Cupcakes, macaroni and cheese, potato chips, Pop-Tarts, donuts, birthday cake, ice cream, candy, Campbell's chicken noodle soup, chicken nuggets, and French fries."

Nicole : "Orla never gave up".

[Orla escapes from her Naughty Pit and pees on Nicole's desktop computer in the living room]

Nicole: "Orla, come back here and sit your butt back on the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "Go kill yourself!"

Nicole: "And get away from mommy's computer! Oh, my god!"

Jo: "Before long she was kind of dozing off and her head was kind of going... [Jo nods her head as if she is asleep]

Nicole: "She just held on until it was time to go to bed. I mean it went on forever."

Nicole: "Tell everybody goodnight and then you're going to bed."

Orla: "Goodnight and then you're going to bed."

Jo: "The other girls got to stay up playing. She doesn't have that privilege tonight."

Nicole: "Okay, Orla. Now you are going straight to bed. Come on,"

Skyla's Trampoline
Jo: "What's this?"

Nicole: "Skyla's trampoline."

Jo: "Why don't we all have fun on the trampoline?"

[Everyone in the Birou Family have fun jumping on the trampoline and Orla pushes Kayla off the trampoline after a while]

Nicole: "Oh, no...what happened?"

Kayla: "Mummy...Blood..."

Nicole: "OMG, Who caused the blood?"

Kayla: "Orla."

Nicole: "Orla, did you push her off the trampoline?"

Orla: "No, I didn't...she fell down by accident,"

Nicole: "You need to tell me the truth. Did you push her?"

Orla: "Probably."

[Orla throws several balls at Nicole and runs away]

[Nicole jumps out of the trampoline with a somersault]

Nicole: "Come back in the house. You will now go into timeout."

Orla: "NO!"

[Nicole drags Orla to the house and immediately into the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "You stay there now until I come and get you, because you pushed your sister and you lied to me about it. In addition, your Princess Jasmine's going in toy jail."

[Nicole deposits 10 blue beanbags into the Naughty Pit and walks away, and confiscates Orla's Princess Jasmine doll]

Nicole: "Kayla? Are you OK?"

Kayla: "Yeah."

Jo: "Then, let's have fun!"

[Kayla jumps on the trampoline with Nicole, Haidyn, and Skyla]

[Orla escapes from her Naughty Pit and starts hitting Kayla and Skyla]

[Nicole somersaults again]

Nicole: "Orla. This is not a game."

Orla: "NO!"

[Orla bites Nicole]

Nicole: "OW! Go back to the Naughty Pit, and please don't bite me."

Orla: "NO!"

[Orla bites Kayla's cheek]

Nicole: "Orla, you do not bite Kayla!"

Orla: "NO!"

[Nicole drags Orla immediately to the Naughty Pit and throws balls in the Naughty Pit]

Jo: "You do not push anybody off the trampoline because that behavior is unacceptable and someone could get hurt, do you understand? Now you stay in this pit until mommy comes and gets you,"

[Orla kicks a yellow ball and gets all the balls out and pees around the Naughty Pit and puts a cookbook in the Naughty Pit and throws the book, with other ones, two by two]

Nicole: "Pick up all the balls you just threw."

Orla: "NO!"

[Orla dumps a big box of books at Nicole's face]

Nicole: "OW! You do not dump a box of books at my face!"

Orla: "Ha ha, mummy!"

[Orla flips off her mother]

Nicole: "Orla, come back, please."

[Orla runs outside and jumps on the trampoline with her sisters]

Nicole: "Get off the trampoline. You lost trampoline time."

Orla: "No!"

[Orla quickly dashes into the house and locks Nicole outside]

Nicole: "Hey! Orla, open that door!"

[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit]

[Orla returns outside to the trampoline pushing all of her sisters this time]

Nicole: "OMG, are you girls OK?"

Skyla: "We are all OK."

Kayla: "A little boo-boo."

Haidyn: "That hurts!"

Orla: " I hate you and I wish you were all dead!"

Nicole: "Orla, stop. Don't get me even started on those guys."

Orla: "Shut the (bleep) up, you filthy animal!"

[Orla smacks Kayla]

Kayla: "Ouch."

[Orla laughs at Kayla's pain]

Nicole: "OMG! [Gasps], Oh no, Kayla. Let's go back in the house so I can give you, Haidyn, and Skyla a bandage for each of you."

Kayla: "Okay."

Jo: "You do not push your sisters; that is not nice."

[Nicole walks into the couch with Orla's sisters]

[Orla throws Nicole's Nintendo 3DS system at her]

Nicole: "Ouch! You may not throw my Nintendo 3DS system at me."

Orla: "I will not stop, MUMMY!!"

[Orla punches a Mario statue, climbs on its base, and pees on it]

Nicole: "Please come back to the Naughty Pit. You do not pee on my property."

[Orla hits Nicole]

Nicole: "When Orla hits me,"

[Nicole smacks Orla back and sends her to the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "I hit her back across the head and send her back into the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper the Fox plush doll]

Jo: "This paid off a half-hour. Orla finally gave up."

Nicole: "You were sitting in time-out because you pushed your sisters off the trampoline and you lied to mommy about it. I will not tolerate this behavior anymore, and this is where you will be if you do that again. And I want an apology."

Orla: "Sorry,"

Mommy & Me
Jo: "Children must be able to have some fingers and enjoy themselves."

Nicole: "Do you wanna make a house? Let's roll it like this."

Kayla: "I'm gonna make mine a castle,"

Skyla: "Mine's gonna be a little cottage,"

Haidyn: "And mine is going to be a Haunted House."

Nicole: "Great houses! I like the houses."

Jo: "Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla have made some houses."

[Orla throwing the clay houses at a tree]

Jo: "And Orla destroyed them."

Nicole: "Oh, no! What happened?"

Kayla: (sobbing) "My kingdom has been destroyed by my wicked sister,"

Haidyn: "My haunted house is destroyed!"

Skyla: "Orla broke my cottage."

Orla: "Ha, ha!"

[Orla quickly goes in her Barbie Volkswagon Beetle]

Orla: "Now, leave my car alone, Mummy! You're poopoo!"

Nicole: "Orla, did you destroy your sisters' sculptures?"

Orla: "Yes, and leave my car alone, Mummy! You're poopoo!"

Nicole: "Then, you're gonna go in the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "I don't want to go to Naughty Pit!"

[Orla drives away, trying to stay in her play car]

Jo: "Just lift her out of the car. Say nothing and put her straight in the Naughty Pit."

[Nicole deposits Orla into the Naughty Pit, walks away and confiscates Orla's Barbie Volkswagon Beetle]

[Jo comes down at Orla's level and makes eye contact with her]

Jo: (firm voice) "You do not destroy your sisters' property or call people names because that behavior is unacceptable and it's not a game. Now you stay in that pit until your mommy comes and gets you."

[3 minutes later]

Nicole: "Orla, look at me. I want you to tell your sisters you're sorry for destroying their houses, because that was not a nice thing to do for they worked real hard on them."

Orla: (shouts) "SORRY!"

Vandal Disposal Technique
Orla (recording a sound): "I love to leave Orla alone! I'm a poo-poo head, I hate Mummy, too!"

Jo: "This is your Nintendo 3DS system? Nicole, Orla recorded a bad sound and it was unacceptable."

Nicole: "Orla, I'm just taking it away from you because Jo-Jo has to talk to me, OK?"

Orla: "No. Give it back! Mummy!"

Nicole: "Orla, wait a second."

Orla: "Go to (beep), you filthy animal!"

Jo: "Now that's better, Nicole. That's better. And as for you, Orla. Since you behaved unacceptably, You're gonna go in the Naughty Pit."

Nicole: "Walk over to the Naughty Pit, so I don't have to drag you to the Naughty Pit and stay there for 3 minutes."

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "That does it. You're going straight to the Naughty Pit, and I have to drag you now."

Orla: "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"

[Nicole drags Orla straight into the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "You have been placed here because you said on and then recorded something that's not nice to my Nintendo 3DS sound thing that's on the system".

Orla: "That does it! I'm peeing in my pants then!"

Nicole: "Do not pee your pants." [Orla pees her pants] "She peed her pants. You do not pee your pants."

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "You are in big trouble. This is not funny."

[Orla is about to hit Nicole]

Nicole: "If you hit me, you're going to your room and I will give you a spanking. It's your last chance to get over it."

Orla: "NEVER!"

[Orla hits Nicole on the lip, causing it to bleed]

Nicole: "You're going to your room." (spanks Orla on the bare bottom with a hairbrush)

Orla: "MUMMY!"

(Nicole sends Orla to her room, taking away her Cabbage Patch doll and confisticates it)

Nicole: "And no TV for a whole week."

(Orla throws several books at Nicole)

Orla: "Poopie head!"

Nicole: "All right, make that two weeks of no TV."

[Nicole shuts the door and holds the door knob to keep Orla in]

[Orla starts kicking the door]

Orla: "MUMMY! LET ME OUT OR I WILL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AND KILL YOU, SKYLA, HAIDYN, AND KAYLA!"

Nicole: "Orla!"

Orla: "I'll kill you and Jo-Jo, too!"

[Orla takes her clothes off, discards them on the bed, and darts right out of the house naked]

Skyla: "Mommy, where's Orla?"

Nicole: "You tell me."

Kayla: (points her finger to the window) "She's outside! Get her mummy!"

[Nicole walks out of the house]

Nicole: "Orla, get back here or no TV for a month! Put your clothes back on when you get inside."

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "That's it! No TV for a month! I will also take away your Dora the Explorer DVDs!"

Orla: "Then I will kill you!"

[Nicole carries Orla into the house and immediately places her into the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Please stay here."

Orla: "I wish you were dead, Mummy."

[Nicole leaves Orla in the Naughty Pit and calmly walks away]

Meeting Orla's Friends
[Orla is in her backyard with her friends, Amanda, Wendy, and Lisa in Orla's treehouse, with a sign that reads, "GO AWAY"]

Jo: "Later on, Nicole and I met Orla and her friends in Orla's private treehouse, and the girls were organizing their own club while they were having cookies and playing with their plush dolls,"

Nicole: "Orla, it's time to come in!"

Orla: "Go away, Mummy! This is my private treehouse!"

Wendy: "Club rules: No poopybutts allowed!"

Lisa: "So get lost!"

Amanda: "Or you'll be sorry!"

Nicole: "If you continue to act this way, I swear to god, I am very strong that I can destroy this treehouse and I will reasonably destroy it and you're all going to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "Duh! You have only one Naughty Pit!"

Nicole: "OK. I'm destroying your tree house. Besides, I have brought in three more Naughty Pits for all of your friends. I will give you 30 seconds to get out of the treehouse. One... Two..."

[Orla and her friends obediently climb out of the treehouse]

Jo: "When Orla heard that her mom said that she was going to destroy her treehouse, she could tell that Nicole was serious, so she and her friends did as Nicole told them to do without an argument,"

Nicole: "Thank you for doing as I told you. Alright, Amanda, Wendy and Lisa, you girls all need to go home."

[Nicole calls the girls' mothers and sends them home and walks inside the house to find Orla on the phone]

Nicole: "Orla, who are you speaking to?"

Orla: "The police! I have told on you!"

[Nicole takes the phone away from Orla]

Nicole: "To my shock, I found out that Orla dialed 911."

Nicole: "Orla, that is a false alarm. If you dial 911 again, you might be going to jail. Now you have to stay in the Naughty Pit and your Swiper is in toy jail for the rest of the day."

[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit with no conversation and confisticates her Swiper the Fox doll.]

911 Dispatcher: "Hello?"

White Sheets and Princess Chart
Jo: "This technique is very important because the Birou Family has a lot of issues that need to be adressed. Nicole never disallows Orla to touch, use, or go, so today, I brought in the White Sheets."

Jo: "This is the White Sheets Technique. You never disallowed Orla to touch, use, or go."

Nicole: "Orla, when you see a white sheet, it means, just for you, not touchable. No touch, no use, no go. Or else, I'm going to put you in the Naughty Pit."

[Nicole puts white sheets on all of the statues]

[Nicole goes upstairs and wraps her bedroom's door knob with a white sheet]

[Nicole goes downstairs and wraps the outside door knob with a white sheet]

[Nicole wraps the phone with a white sheet]

[Nicole places a white sheet on top of her computer]

Jo: "All right, Nicole. So far, so good. Now let's move onto the next step---the Princess Chart, shall we?"

Jo: "The Princess Chart is a special chart for little girls because if they do good deeds, they get to move up one space, and eventually, if they reach to the castle, they will get to do the thing they want to do,"

Nicole: "When you girls reach the castle, what is one thing that you want to do?"

Orla: "Walt Disney World!"

Kayla: "Universal Studios!"

Skyla: "Extra trampoline time!"

Haidyn: "Sea World!"

Onward
{Orla bites Kayla's arm}

Nicole: "Orla, you do not bite Kayla. You're going to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"

Nicole: "Do not pee your pants." (Orla pees her pants) "She peed her pants. You do not pee your pants. You are in big trouble." (Orla laughs at Nicole's face) "This is not funny. That was really bad."

(Orla runs out of the bathroom and takes the white sheets off all the statues)

Nicole: "Let's go to the Naughty Pit. Stay right there for 9 minutes."

(Nicole puts balls in the Naughty Pit)

Orla: "I hate you, Mummy, and I wish you were dead,"

Nicole: "If you talk to Mommy like that again, I will change your time to 12 minutes, and you're moving down one space on the Princess Chart,"

Orla: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD, MUMMY! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

{Orla flips off Nicole}

Nicole: "Orla had her chance, and...she blew it by giving me the finger and speaking disrespectfully to me. Now she bought herself a total of 15 minutes in the Naughty Pit. In addition, I moved her picture down one space on the Princess Chart,"

{Nicole and Kayla are in the bathroom, where Nicole is examining Kayla's arm where Orla bit her}

Kayla: "Mummy...am I going to have rabies? Is it infected?"

Nicole: "Hold still, hold still, Kayla. I promise, your arm is not that bad, and you are not going to have rabies. Plus, Orla is in time-out right now."

[15 minutes later]

[Timer on the stove goes off]

[Nicole comes back to Orla, with Kayla in her arms]

Nicole: "Okay, Orla. You were sent to the Naughty Pit because you bit Kayla, took the white sheets off of my statues, and peed in your pants. You also spoke disrespectfully to mommy and flipped mommy off. This is where you will be if you do that again."

Orla: "I know..."

Nicole: "Orla, look at me. I want you to apologize to Kayla; tell her your sorry for biting her."

Orla VS. The Babysitter
Jo: "I convinced Nicole to spend a day at the spa to get her worries off her chest. At home, the girls stayed home with a young babysitter named Diana. But little did Nicole suspect, that during her absence, was that Orla making the babysitter's life miserable."

Diana: "Orla, no! You do not bite me!"

[Diana confiscates Orla's Fisher Price Dora the Explorer Tunes Guitar and puts it into the toy time out box]

[Orla spits at Diana's face]

Diana: "Orla, that is not acceptable! You do not spit at anybody."

[Diana confiscates Orla's toy firetruck and puts it into the toy time-out box]

[Orla runs away from Diana and pushes her sisters off the trampoline]

[Diana confiscates Orla's Princess Jasmine doll and puts it into the toy time-out box]

[Orla hits Diana]

[Diana confiscates Orla's Barbie Doll and places it into the toy time-out box]

[Orla flips Diana off]

[Diana puts Orla into the Naughty Pit and deposits 10 beanbag into the pit]

[Diana confiscates Orla's Cabbage Patch Doll and deposits it into the toy time-out box]

[Orla escapes from the Naughty Pit and runs outside to meet her friends]

[Orla and her friends, Amanda, Lisa, and Wendy begin terrorizing Diana, Skyla, Kayla, and Haidyn, ready to throw water balloons at them]

Orla: "Girls, ready, aim, FIRE!"

[Orla and her friends throw water balloons at them]

Diana: "Oh my lord, I am all wet."

Kayla: "I need to get another shirt."

Skyla: "I'm messy!"

Haidyn: "I'm freezing!"

Diana: "Amanda, Lisa, Wendy, you girls need to go home because I do not like this behavior."

[Diana sends Orla's friends home and puts Orla back into the Naughty Pit]

[Diana confiscates Orla's Swiper plush doll and places it into the toy time-out box]

[A frog jumps into Diana's ice cream]

[Orla sets a jar full of small non-venomous snakes loose in the living room where Diana, Skyla, Haidyn, and Kayla are watching a Dora the Explorer movie, Dora Saves the Snow Princess]

Skyla: "SNAKES!"

Haidyn: "Snake, snake! Watch out for the snake!"

Kayla: "Help! There's a snake in my popcorn!"

Diana: "What is going on here?"

Skyla, Kayla, and Haidyn: "Snakes! Snakes!"

[Orla releases a few ferrets and they knock over all of the food that Orla's sisters and Diana were eating.]

Kayla: "My popcorn spilled!"

Diana:"Orla, do not set my ferrets free!"

[Diana returns Orla to the Naughty Pit and confisticates her Dora Swing Into Action VHS]

[Orla puts a live lizard on top of Diana's head, and places a rat in Diana's babysitting bag and quickly runs back into the Naughty Pit]

++++

[Nicole and Jo are getting a massage treatment at the spa]

Nicole: "I wonder how the girls are doing?"

Jo: "I think it's time that headed back home, Nicole."

Nicole: "I think you're right."

[Jo and Nicole leave the spa (5 minutes later)]

[Jo and Nicole arrive home]

Diana: "Oh, Miss Birou! Thank goodness you're home!"

[Diana starts crying]

Diana: "Orla's a monster...! She's a demon!"

Jo: "What happened, Diana?"

Nicole: "What's wrong?"

Diana: "Orla bit me, spit on me, flipped me off, and she hit me! She and her friends...attacked me, Skyla, Kayla, and Haidyn with water balloons...oh, it was terrible! Then a frog jumped into my ice cream, and there were snakes, lizards, rats, and ferrets! She released all of my pets with me and I had to let her sisters play with them! Kayla found a snake in her popcorn while we were watching Dora Saves the Snow Princess. Orla pushed her sisters off the trampoline, and she pinched Kayla! I...I tried to be a good babysitter...but, I'm a failure, a complete failure!"

[Diana resumes crying]

[Jo tries to comfort Diana]

Jo: "There, there. It's not your fault, Diana."

Nicole: "Orla, come here! I need to talk to you right now!"

[Orla enters the room]

Nicole: "Would you mind telling me what happened while I was gone?"

Orla: "I attacked my sisters and my babysitter and I released so many animals that made them mad. My friends and I threw water balloons at them."

Nicole: "Orla, why would you do such a horrible thing to your sisters and your babysitter? Do you know?"

Jo: "Mommy is talking to you, Orla."

Nicole: "You deserve a trip back to the Naughty Pit!"

Orla: "I'm not going to the Naughty Pit!"

Nicole: "You have to."

[Nicole deposits Orla into the Naughty Pit and walks away with no conversation]

Nicole: "I am so sorry this happened, Diana."

Time to Say Goodbye
Nicole: "Girls, it's time for Jo-Jo to go bye-bye,"

Orla: "I'm going to miss Jo-Jo,"

Jo: "Goodbye, Orla. You be a good girl from now on,"

Orla: "Bye-bye, Jo-Jo,"

Family Update
[Nicole, Orla, Kayla, Skyla, and Haidyn are at Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom having fun]

Nicole: "The future is looking brighter now that Jo had come in to help the family, and Orla has not been back to the Naughty Pit. She is no longer aggressive or saying bad words."

Kayla: "Thank you, Jo-Jo,"

Orla: "I love you, Jo-Jo."