Jurgen Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...Jo is in Arkansas, on a rescue mission to help a family with a child who has a serious illness."

Georgina: "Ulysses, come get your shot real quick."

Announcer: "Meet the Jurgen Family."

Brendan: "My son Ulysses was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes 6 months ago..."

Georgina: "Ulysses, you need to eat."

Ulysses: "This food is so crappy that it tastes almost like shit!"

Georgina: "Do you want to get sick?"

Announcer: "The children run wild..."

[Claudia screeches]

[Nancy hits Brendan]

Brendan: "Stop hitting me!"

Samuel: "I hate sleeping!"

Announcer: "...leaving mom, dad, and their eldest child under pressure."

Submission Reel
Jo: "Here I am in Arkansas, ready to help a family with a little boy who has Type 1 Diabetes. Let's take a look at who we got here."

???: "Hi, I'm Brendan. I'm a chiropractor."

???: "And I'm Georgina. I'm an elementary school teacher."

Brendan/Georgina: "We're the Jurgen Family!"

Brendan: "We have five children: Stacey, who is 20, Nancy, who is 11, Ulysses, who is 9 and diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes, Claudia, who is 7, and Samuel, who is 3."

Georgina: "Stacey is in her Junior year in college and commutes so she can stay pretty close with us and monitor her siblings."

[We see footage of Stacey coming home by the front door]

Stacey: "Mom, dad, everyone, I'm home!"

Jo: "Pretty nice of her to come home every night and reconnect with her family."

Brendan: "Nancy is quite mouthy and tends to get aggressive and lash out."

[We see footage of Nancy hitting Brendan]

Brendan: "Stop hitting me!"

Nancy: "Wanna bet, dad?"

Jo: "Typical backchat."

Georgina: "Our middle child Ulysses was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes last year. He refuses to eat, but little does he know that he has a condition that can potentially put his life at risk."

[We see footage of Ulysses refusing to eat his lunch]

Ulysses: "This food is so crappy that it almost tastes like shit!"

Georgina: "Do you want to get sick?"

Jo: "This boy seriously needs to get his health back into gear."

Brendan: "Claudia is the worst behaved of the bunch. She screams..."

[We see footage of Claudia screaming like a banshee]

Brendan: "...kicks..."

[We see footage of Claudia kicking Samuel, making the latter cry]

Brendan: "...refuses to do homework..."

[We see footage of Claudia tearing her homework assignment]

Claudia: "Screw this!"

Brendan: "...calls people names."

[We see footage of Claudia talking to Georgina]

Claudia: "You're a stupid twerp!"

Brendan: "...and breaks things."

[We see footage of Claudia breaking her mother's iPad]

Jo: "My word, we've got a little beast here."

Georgina: "Samuel doesn't like going to bed, and it would take us hours to put him to sleep."

[We see footage of Samuel by the door to his bedroom, standing in front of Brendan and Georgina]

Samuel: "I hate sleeping!"

Brendan: "Come on, Sammy, it's almost midnight. This is getting ridiculous."

Samuel: "I WANNA PLAY!"

Jo: "He stays up that late? That's beyond me."

Brendan: "Stacey also tries to help with the problems in this household, but no matter how hard she tries, her younger siblings seem to resist her."

[We see footage of Stacey eating with Ulysses]

Stacey: "Please eat your green beans."

Ulysses: "They're gross!" (gets up and walks away)

Stacey: "Sit back down and eat. You don't wanna get sick, do you?"

[We see footage of Samuel walking away from Stacey after the latter put the former in bed]

Stacey: "Get back here!"

[We see footage of Claudia pushing Stacey]

Stacey: "Ow!"

[We see footage of Nancy flipping Stacey off]

Jo: "Oh dear..."

Georgina: "Supernanny, please come and help us. Three people trying to help four others isn't really working here, and we'd like a fourth wheel to keep this family in line."

Jo: (closes laptop) "Fret not, mom and dad, I've got everything in hand to sort these problems out, and I'll be here in no time."

Introduction
[We see a one-story house with a garage]

Onward
Ulysses: "I can't eat!"

Georgina: "You have to. You need to eat so you can make your blood sugar be stable."

Ulysses: "I hate broccoli!"

Georgina: "If you wanna survive, you gotta eat."

Ulysses: "But this looks terrible!"

Georgina: "They're like little trees. Pretend that you're a dinosaur eating trees. I know you like dinosaurs."

Ulysses: "I'll try." (takes one bite of his broccoli)

Brendan: "Come on, U-Man. You can do it."

Ulysses: (while eating) "I can, dad!"

Brendan: "Don't talk while eating. It's impolite."

[Ulysses continues chewing and then swallows his piece of broccoli]

Brendan and Georgina: "Good job!"

Ulysses: "That was pretty yucky."

Georgina: "At least you swallowed your piece. Now can you eat the rest of your broccoli?"

DVD Meeting
[Stacey places Claudia on the Naughty Platform]

Stacey: "You have been placed here because you continued to disturb me while I was trying to work. Stay here for 7 minutes."

[Stacey gives Ulysses an insulin shot]

Stacey: "There you go, Ulysses. That wasn't so bad, was it?"

Ulysses: "Not really."

Stacey: "Which sticker do you want?"

[Ulysses chooses a sticker]

Ulysses: "That one, the blue star."

Stacey: "The blue star? Okay!"

[Stacey places a blue star sticker on a sticker chart]

Stacey: "You did fantastic."

[Meanwhile, Claudia has done her seven minutes on the Naughty Platform]

[Stacey comes to Claudia]

Stacey: "Claudia, I put you on the Naughty Platform for bothering me while I was working on an assignment. Now can you please say you're sorry?"

Claudia: "Sorry."

Stacey: "Apology accepted."

[Stacey and Claudia hug]