Fake Article (Xexa Family)

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THE XEXA FAMILY IS A VERY VIVID FAMILY THAT TAKES PLALCE IN THE YEAR 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SEASON NUMBER IS ONE OCTILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NANNY IS TISSUEWOMMAN AGE SEVEN GRAND!!!! WHERE DOES ITS TAKES PLACE IT TAKES PLACE IN THE TOXIC OCEAN!!!!! THE TOXIC OCEAN IS THIRTY-SEVEN THOUSAND METERS AWAY FROM THE HORROR OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PARENTS ARE BRIAN AGE 25 AND JONTHAN ARE 30!!!!! ! ! ! ? THE CHILDREN IS NIKKI AGE 35 WHO HAS JENNI AGE 39 WHO HAS KATHRINE AGE 42 WHO HAS OTIS WHO HAS 57 WHO HAS CHARLES AGE 68 WHO HAS ENDA AGE 85!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENDA HAS TWO TRIGINTILLION AND FIFTY SEVEN CHILDREN AGE THREE TO FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE RELATIONS TO ENDA INCLUDE REIKO KISHO, SAYAKA SATO, JOHN CIN, PETE PLOT, BRIDGET SPOLTOW-GABRIEL, NICOLETTE SPOLTOW-GABRIEL!!!! NICOLETTE SPOLTOW-GABRIEL IS A BALDY A FATSO A FOUR EYES ON A WHEELCHAIR AND APPRECIATES IT ALL!!!!! HER SPOUSE IS ALSO SIERRA BRONSON!!!! BRIDGET SPOLTOW-GABRIEL IS THE SAME AND APPRECIATES IT TOO! HER SPPOUSE IS MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PETE PLOT IS THE EXACT SAME, EXCEPT HES MALE AND IS MARRIED TO GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!! JOHN CIN IS THE EXACT SAME AS PETE PLOT AND IS MARRIED TO HE PINGPING!!!!!! SAYAKO SATO THE SAME AS NICOLETTE SPOLTOW-GABRIEL AND BRIDGET SPOLTOW-GARBIEL BUT SHES MARRIED TO DEBROAH SAMPSON?????!!?????!?!???????? REIKO KISHO SAME AS SATAKA SATO BUT IS MARRIED TO QUEEN VICTORIA!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????!!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? DO NOT TOUCH THIS PAGE OR YOU'RE DEAD!!!! I WILL KILL YOU BY TYING A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK!!!! EVERYONE WHO VOIEWS THIS IF F***EN RETARTED!!!!!!!! AND YOU WIIOLLL BE BURNED AND BE KINSIDE A BGAS CHAMBER !!!!!!!!!

What is wrong with this episode?

 * 1) Many spelling errors are found.
 * 2) Multiple questionable marriages are present.
 * 3) George Washington, Mary Wollstonecraft, and He Pingping would be already dead by 2014. Washington and Wollstonecraft both died extremely late in the 18th century, while He Pingping died in 2010.
 * 4) There is no such verified location as The Toxic or Horror Ocean.
 * 5) Nicolette and Bridget are neither bald, wear glasses, are fat, nor use a wheelchair.
 * 6) People cannot give birth to kids who are older than them.
 * 7) Edna is spelled wrong.