Blank-Forkids Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Tracy: "I am Tracy. I have an abusive husband. He had children from a previous marriage. The teenagers does drugs and have profane language. My children misbehave."

Lucas: "Daddy is an idiot!"

[Notelevision banishes Lucas to the attic]

Notelevision: "STAY IN THE ATTIC! NO MEALS!"

Observation Begins
[Yoshi is holding a Pikachu plush in his arms]

[Yoshi follows his mother, who is running an errand]

Yoshi: "Mommy, I want to come with you, please!"

[Yoshi clings onto his mother]

[Notelevision, without further notice, pulls Yoshi away from Tracy and banishes him in the cellar]

Notelevision: "YOU SHALL OFFICIALLY REMAIN IN THE CELLAR UNTIL I SAY OTHERWISE!!!"

Tracy: "Jonathan, I think little Yoshi would like to come with his mommy."

Observation Continues
[Lucas, Craig, Satoko and Yoshi are begging to come with their mother]

Lucas: "Take us with you, mommy!"

Yoshi: "Please!"

Craig: "Don't leave us here with Daddy! He hates us!"

Lucas/Craig/Yoshi/Satoko: "Please, take us with you!"

[Notelevision instantly, without further notice, banishes all Lucas, Craig, Yoshi, and Satoko into the garage]

Tracy: "Please let them come with me on an errand."

[Anna is seen hanging with her older boyfriend who rides a motorcycle]

[Aliona hops into her boyfriend's Mercedes and they drive off]

[Jack is seen smoking cigarettes with his girlfriend]

Drug Disposal
[Yoshi clings onto Tracy and follows her on her errand]

Limitations Technique
[Notelevision is drunk, on the couch]

Onward
Lucas: "DADDY IS A BIG FATHEAD!"

[Notelevision spanks Lucas in the face with a wooden spoon]

Notelevision: "THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO CALL ME NAMES! WHAT? WHAT IS THAT I HEAR ABOUT YOU TALKING TO THE TEACHER ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES I GIVE TO YOU? THAT'S IT! I'M KILLING YOU!"

[Notelevision grabs a gun and tries to shoot Lucas in the head but misses]

Notelevision: "Hold still!"

[Lucas hears a car pull up to the driveway]

Lucas: "Mommy!"

Yoshi: "Daddy is trying to kill Lucas!"

Tracy: "EEK! GIMME THAT GUN! GROW UP AND STOP BULLYING YOUR KIDS!"

Notelevision: "So?! What's the d*** point?!"

Tracy: "You do not make any points to me, Jonathan Quinn Jordan! That's it! I'm calling the police!"

[Tracy calls the police]

Jo: "Jonathan, the police are arriving."

Notelevision: "Oh, f*** it!"

[The police arrive at the Blank-Forkids home]

Cop: "Jonathan Jordan, you're under arrest."