Teddy, Bryce and Sherman get sent to Military School

Mom and Dad's Decision
Alicia: "Okay, you 3. Because you were acting like complete brats at BMC, you will be going to a military school in London."

Teddy: "WE DON'T WANNA GO TO MILITARY SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!"

Serghei: "Pack your stuff. You're leaving on Sunday."

Sherman: "NO!"

Kristin: " "

Bryce: "GO F*** YOURSELVES, A*******!"

Arriving in London
Alicia: "Farewell, Sherman, Teddy and Bryce. We will be back in about a month to pick you up, so you better behave."

Several hours after the triplets have left
Bridie: "It's so peaceful again without the triplets around."

Kristin: "What would you guys like to do first?"

The call
[The phone rings]

Alicia: "Hello, Alicia speaking."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Pick your sons up ASAP! They blew up the whole school with cherry bombs!"

Alicia: "Excuse me?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "They are being expelled from Military School."

Alicia: "But I told them we'd be back in a month. The program hasn't ended yet!"

The triplets get in serious trouble
[Alicia and her sons are in the living room]

Alicia: "WHY DID YOU BOYS COMPLETELY DESTROY THE WHOLE SCHOOL VIA CHERRY BOMBS?!"

Teddy: "What does 'via' mean?"

Alicia: "It means 'with' or 'by'."

Sherman: "Melissa Patrick is smelly!"

[cut to:]

[The furious Serghei dials a number to Boot Camp]

Serghei: "Boot Camp? Is Marjorie Victory there?"

Marjorie Victory: "Yes, this is she."

Serghei: "My name is Serghei Langbroek and I would like to enroll my three sons into your programme."