Boot Camp for Claire Carson

Getting Ready for Boot Camp
Nicole: "Claire Carson was sent to Boot Camp due to her atrocious attitude."

Claire: "BOOT CAMP SUCKS! I DON'T WANNA GO THERE!"

Daryl: "That's what happens if you kept acting up like this. Now help me pack your stuff."

Claire: "WHY DO YOU GIVE A (bleep) ABOUT MY SIBLINGS?"

Daryl: "They have good behaviors, unlike you."

Clarie:"Well I think Boot Camp is (bleep) anyway!"

3 days after Claire left
[Daryl is reading a book]

Cut to:

[Claire blows raspberry at an officer's face]

Officer: "Carson, do 35 push-ups!"

Claire (in unison, jumps up and down, high-pitched voice): "Yay!"

Officer: "Huh?"

4 days after Claire left
[Daryl is reading a bedtime story to Andrew]

Cut to:

[Claire shoves an officer]

Officer: "Carson, 30 chin-ups on the bar!"

5 days after Claire left
[Carly is reading Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer, while Angel is watching the movie Disney's Tangled, Blake is playing solitaire on the computer, Stu is showering and Andrew is having a scoop of chocolate ice cream]

(Claire breaks an exercise machine)

Officer: Carson, Lift the barbell 60 times!

6 days after Claire left
[Erin is reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever by Jeff Kinney, while Destiny is playing with her Cheer Bear plush toy]

[Jacqueline is texting her friends]

7 days after Claire left
[Nick is having roast beef while Nathan and Jack are riding their bikes]

[Paige is looking for a weight loss program]

8 days after Claire left
[Billy is playing mini-golf while John is reading Moby Dick by Herman Melville and Aaron is having a ham and cheese sub]

9 days since Claire left
[Derek is watching Snow Dogs while Bobby is having fish sticks]

10 days since Claire left
[Michael and his wife Jessica are moving into a new apartment]

11 days since Claire left
[Sean and his wife Marie are traveling on a cruise to the Bahamas]

12 days after Claire left
[Daryl, his older kids and younger kids are at Disneyland]

13 days after Claire left, Daryl gets a call
[While Daryl is making dinner, he gets a phone call]

Daryl: "Carson residence, Daryl speaking."

Marjorie Victory: "Mr. Carson, you need to come get your daughter immediately!"

Daryl: "What are you talking about?

Marjorie Victory: "Your daughter, Claire placed fake vomit and stuff on the floors, urinated in every bed, tagged a couple walls with spray paint, and she even threatened to kill us all.

Daryl: "Don't worry. I'm on my way."

Andrew: "Is dinner ready?"

Daryl loses it with Claire
Daryl: "Claire Evelyn, I am so disappointed in you! You're double-grounded for the rest of this month. And the next program you're going to is BMC."

Claire: "What's that?"

Daryl: "Behavior Modification Camp."

Claire: "I HATE THAT PLACE! IF I GET THERE, I WILL TRY TO ESCAPE!"