Slater Family meets Plank Family

Before the Visit
Hope: Today, kids, we will go to Anacortes, Washington to visit the Slater family.

Tyson: Who are they?

Valentin: We befriended them on Skype and Discord. We're gonna go visit them today.

Blake: Do they like bad movies and music?

Hope: I'm not sure, but I hope they don't!

Greetings
Martha: Alright, kids. We got visitors from Hawaii.

Daniel: They are the Plank family, and they have 9 kids.

Bill: 9 kids? That's a lot!

Mark: I have a feeling that Bill is gonna have twice the amount of kids as the Planks.

[The doorbell rings]

Martha: That must be them!

[Martha opens the door to see the Plank family]

Martha: Hi!

Valentin: Hello! I'm Valentin!

Hope: I'm Hope, and this is Brooke and Kim.

Brooke: And this is Tyson, Serena, Larson, Maria, Lois, Blake, Lisa, Lianne, and Lilian.

Tyson: Who are these asswipes?

Mark: I'm Mark, and this is Bill and Stacy.

Bill: Stacy in particular has low-functioning autism, so she can't speak.

Larson: Is she deaf?

Daniel: No. She can hear, but she can't speak.

Lois: Why not?

Martha: Why don't we go at see the house?

Valentin: Sure!

The six troublemakers meet Mark
Mark: So this is my room.

Serena: You listen to heavy metal?

Mark: Yep. My favorite genres are death metal and black metal.

Blake: We like listening to heavy metal too.

Lisa: Yeah! We especially prefer the crazy ones like Carcass's "Reek of Putrefaction"!

Mark: Aren't you a bit too young to know what that is?

Larson: That's nothing. We like to listen to music that is inappropriate, is for babies, and is critically panned by critics.

Tyson: We enjoyed Morbid Angel's "Illud Divinum Insanus" and Cryptopsy's "The Unspoken King" because fans of the band hate it.

Mark: Well I hate these albums because they fail hard at switching up the genres, with the latter going for a deathcore style, which sucked tons of asses!

Lisa: Well we also like nu metal and djent.

Mark: Those aren't metal.

Blake: Yes they are! The riffs are heavy!

Mark: Just because the riffs are heavy doesn't mean it's metal. The only nu metal band I like is Slipknot because they lean more towards metal than other nu metal bands.

Blake: What movies do you like to watch?

Mark: Mainly heavy metal movies, horror movies, and some mature anime.

Lois: We like to watch bad movies, including those that are inappropriate, are for babies, and are panned by critics.

Tyson: Our favorite movie is Ponyo. However, Hope bans us from watching that movie because she thinks it's too childish.

Mark: Why would she ban you from watching Ponyo?

Serena: Because she wants us to watch movies that have "meaning" to them like Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya.

Larson: We hate those "good" movies Hope is trying to make us watch because they are shit!

Mark: Well Hope seems like one of those stupid people who think their opinions matter more than others. I liked Lords of Chaos, but a lot of my black metal fans hate it mainly due to the historical inaccuracies.

Blake: Well we like Lords of Chaos as well! Wanna watch it?

Mark: Sure.

[Mark puts on the movie on his TV]

Maria, Lianne, and Lilian meet Bill and Stacy
Maria: Bill, why are you bald?

Bill: I don't know. I just look like that.

Lianne: And why is Stacy's hair pink?

Bill: Mom thought it would be a good idea to dye her hair. I think it looks stupid.

Lilian: Do your parents support Autism Speaks?

Bill: Unfortunately, yes. They think the "charity" is good for autistic people, even though me and Mark are highly against them due to all the crazy shit they done, including supporting a therapy center that tortures children with electric shock devices.

Maria: Our parents don't support them either. They support an organization named Autistic Self Advocacy Network, or ASAN for short.

Bill: Me and Mark support ASAN as well. In fact, we've been trying to get mom and dad to support them instead, but so far they haven't budge.

The adults have a conversation
Daniel: Didn't you used to work at a boat?

Valentin: Yes, but now I own a restaurant.

Hope: That's good, since he can spend more time with us and we can visit and have movie nights there.

Martha: But I've noticed that your children are obsessed with bad movies and music. Why is that?

Brooke: I'm not sure why. We don't want them to watch and listen to them, but they do it anyway!

Kim: At least Maria, Lianne, and Lilian like good movies and music. They're the only well behaved kids in this family.