SHIT and CUNT

Chapter 1: Meeting The Two
Chris sees two ladies that appear to be in their 50s.

“Who are you?” Chris said.

“Who are you?” Xatu said.

“I am Sheena Heidi Ireland Tarbet, and this is my younger sister, Cullodena Ursula Nora Tarbet.” One of the ladies said.

“And we were going to track down Reicheru, but decided to track you first.” Cullodena said.

“Oh. Really?” Chris said.

“Really?” Xatu said.

“Yes, really.” Cullodena said.

“Reicheru starves Hinomaru, this needs to stop NOW!!!” Sheena said.

“Needs to stop NOW!!! XATU!!!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“XATU!!!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“XATU!!!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“XATU!!!” Xatu said.

“You can save that for later.” Sheena said.

“I think we should call her parents about this.” Cullodena said.

“About what?” Chris said.

“About what? Xatu!” Xatu said.

“We should call her parents about the starvation.” Cullodena said.

“Call her parents about the starvation! Xatu!” Xatu said.

“She will be in so much trouble when she gets home. She’ll be grounded, SO grounded.” Sheena said.

“SO grounded!” Xatu said.

“We all might even call the police.” Cullodena said.

“Call the police! Xatu!” Xatu said.

“So, she’ll be up to her eyeballs in punishments.” Chris said.

“Up to her eyeballs in punishments! Xatu!” Xatu said.

“Like the execution over 400 years ago.” Chris said.

“Like the execution over 400 years ago! Xatu!” Xatu said.

Chapter 2: They Find Reicheru
“Reicheru, get over here right now!” Cullodena said using her bullhorn.

“Reicheru, get over here right now!” Xatu said.

“Respect the bullhorn!” Cullodena said.

“Respect the bullhorn! Xatu!” Xatu said.

“Xatu.” Chris said.

“Xatu!” Xatu said.

Hinomaru covers his ears, rather angry.

“Bitch! Shut up! I have very fucking sensitive hearing! You dumb bitches!” Hinomaru yelled.

"NO, WE WILL NOT, AND YOU REALLY DON'T CALL US THAT!!!" Sheena said.

"I said get over here right now!" Cullodena said using her bullhorn.

"Get over here right now!" Xatu said.

Reicheru and Sun turned to Hinomaru

“Who are these women?” Reicheru asked.

"YOU REALLY HAVE A TON OF WORK TO DO ON YOUR LANGUAGE!!!" Sheena said, using her megaphone.

Hinomaru then used Psychic, destroying the megaphone and bullhorn,

“Can someone get Maria Xiao, Gidora and Gojira on the fucking line?!” Hinomaru yelled.

“What do you two want?!” Reicheru asked.

"You know what?! I want you to pay for the bullhorn and the megaphone!" Sheena said.

"And give your child back to PETA!" Cullodena said.

"And you really think I’m-" Hinomaru said.

"Not another word." Sheena said.

"Pay for the megaphone and the bullhorn and GIVE YOUR CHILD BACK TO THE ORGANIZATION OF PETA, OR I WILL FILE REPORTS WITH YOUR TOWN'S POLICE DEPARTMENT." Cullodena said.

”This shit again, telling me to give Grace to PETA and using the law when it’s convenient, where did I see that before?” Hinomaru spoke in a sarcastic manner.

Sun had saw it many times.

”I have Gojira, Gidora and Rodan on speed dial, You want me to call them up?” Sun asked Hinomaru, who nodded

"See how far you get. SEE HOW FAR YOU GET!!!!! Hariyama, Sirfetch'd, get ready." Sheena commanded.

"Corviknight, Cursola, Nidoqueen. Get ready. Now." Cullodena commanded.

"Sirfetch'd, Swords Dance. Hariyama, Belly Drum." Sheena commanded.

“Psychic, Hinomaru, Youko, come on out and use Flamethrower!” Reicheru said, releasing Youko from his Poké Ball.

The two Pokémon unleashed their attacks.

“Hey! All of you! Dodge them! Now!” Cullodena said.

“Hey, Reicheru, haven’t you noticed their acronyms are shit and cunt? It describes them perfectly!” Hinomaru said.

”This is not funny!!” Cullodena said.

“Hinomaru, they’ll be coming here soon.” Sun said.