WTFSNFW?/Episode 15: Selfishnanny Specials

Sophie: "Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the show! I'm your host Sophie, and this episode's gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up. Ahhh, yes, the selfish adult character. This trope is everywhere on the site. A good majority of the people on the wiki, including me, made at least one character like that. In fact, near the end of 2012, Plankton thought it would be a good idea to make one of the more infamous selfish characters a nanny. The character in question? Webeewize Unyubeekuku. With Webeewize as a nanny, Plankton gave her her own SN specials called Selfishnanny specials. The specials would involve Webeewize going to struggling families and helping them out...with abusive techniques. I'm not kidding, that's what happens in these specials. Without further delay, let's begin."

Selfishnanny Theme Song
>I'm a selfish nanny, yes I am, I'm a selfish nanny, I hope you understand,<

Sophie: "The song just started and I can already tell that this is gonna get crazy."

>I'll spank you all day long, and wait till you cry, And if your parents don't like it, I'll tell 'em to go (bleep) 'em selves,<

Sophie: "Because threatening to spank the listeners will really make them want to continue hearing! Also, telling their parents to go fuck themselves just because they don't like spanking? Inspirational idea there, Webeewize!"

>I'm a selfish nanny, yes I am, If you don't like it, I don't care, I'll kick you here, I'll kick you everywhere,<

Sophie: "Just what we need, more back talk and threats thrown at us. Thanks, lady. Plus, we get it. You're selfish."

>And if your dog says "Woof", I'll kick his (bleep), And if your parents don't like it, I don't care,<

Sophie: "Don't like what? Kicking a dog just because it barked? If so, I guess you're trying to say that hurting dogs is okay. Alright then..."

>And make sure you dream and have me in a nightmare, And if I'm not in it, I'll pull your hair.<

Sophie: "I guess you can control what I dream, then. Also, good luck trying to pull really short hair. We're almost done with the song, folks."

>This is the end of the song da-da-da, And go (bleep) yourself and (bleep) in a pond! 'Get the (bleep) outta here...<

Sophie: "Hooray for more verbal attacks. Phew... That was one heck of a song. In all seriousness, though, who would want to hear a song about a nanny who likes to cause pain just for the sake of it? If you guessed nobody, then you would be correct. If I gave this song a 0/10, that would be too nice. It deserves a negative infinity out of 10."