Satoko and Kenji's Wedding

Transcript
Nicole: "Satoko Samo, who had just turned 26 a day ago, and Kenji Kawata, age 25, decided to get married."

Announcement
Nicole: "Satoko sent Toshio Samo, 6 1/2 to the living room, where she told Toshio the big news."

Satoko: "" (Translation: Toshio!)

[Toshio comes down stairs]

Satoko: "" (Translation: I am getting married to Kenji Kawata, I am inviting all my friends and their children)

Toshio: "" (Translation: So, you're not a single mom anymore?)

Satoko: "" (Translation: Nope, he'll be better than Kazuki, who killed your namesake!, and Garrett, who decided to beat me up after he found out his first girlfriend died, who I hated, f***ing prep, insulting my culture and demanding me to get a breast reduction, as I was J-cup!, she planned every-****ing second of my day! and also, I killed her in her sleep because she groped my breasts when I was asleep, and I killed her using your katana, which was awesome! and I known him since we met in elementary when I was your age!)

Toshio: "" (Translation: I won't tell anyone!)

Satoko: "" (Translation: Thank you!)