Parkinson Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight, on Supernanny..."

Olivia: "You (*bleep*) off!"

Announcer: "Jo meets a family whose oldest daughter has ADHD."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs]

Olivia: "(*bleep*) you!"

Olivia: "I hate you, Daddy!"

Olivia: "Shut up, Mommy!"

Olivia: "You stupid (*bleep*)!"

Submission Reel
{Cut to a shot of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri}

Jo: "I'm in St. Louis, Missouri, ready to help a family, whose oldest daughter has ADHD. Let's take a look."

Frank and Karen (in unison on Jo's DVD-player): "Hi, we're the Parkinson family!"

Karen: "I'm Karen."

Frank: "And I'm Frank and I'm a stay-at-home dad."

Karen: "And we have two kids. Olivia, who's 6, and Megan, who's 4. Olivia has been kicked out of three schools over the last year due to her violent behavior."

Frank: "Even though Olivia has ADHD, she misbehaves."

[{in footage} Olivia throws a temper tantrum, kicking and screaming and pounding her fists on the floor]

[{in footage} Olivia throws a toy LeapFrog bus]

[{in footage} Olivia hits Karen]

Karen (in footage): "DO NOT HIT ME!"

Karen: "Olivia rarely stays put in time-out."

Frank: "It's a struggle for us to keep Olivia in time-out."

[{in footage} Frank puts Olivia in time-out]

Frank (in footage, very sternly): "You stay there! You are in time-out!" [Olivia runs out of time-out]

Frank: "Olivia throws temper tantrums if she doesn't get her way."

Karen (in footage, at a store with Olivia and Megan): "No, you're not getting that Alvin plushie!" [Olivia throws a temper tantrum]

Karen: "Megan also colors on walls..."

[Megan colors on the walls]

Frank and Karen (in unison): "Supernanny, please come help the Parkinson family now!"

Jo (closes her DVD-player): "Well, I'll be there as soon as possible."

Jo Arrives at the Door
[Jo gets out of her Supernanny van, walks up the steps to the Parkinson family's front door, and knocks on it]

[A woman with wavy, shoulder-length, chestnut brown hair answers the door with a smile]

Jo: "Hello."

Karen (smiling): "Hi, I'm Karen, pleased to meet you."

Jo (smiling): "Hi, Karen, pleased to meet you, I'm Jo." [Jo and Karen shake hands]

Karen (cheerfully): "Come on in!"

Jo: "Thank you."

[Karen lets Jo in and closes the front door]

[Cut to a dark-haired man greeting Jo with a smile]

Frank: "Hi, I'm Frank."

Jo: "Hi, Frank, hi, pleased to meet you, I'm Jo." [Jo and Frank shake hands]

[A fair-skinned little girl with long, wavy dark brown hair and big, dark brown eyes runs into the room shrieking playfully]

Olivia: "Hi! I'm Olivia!"

Jo: "Hi, Olivia. Pleased to meet you, I'm Jo-Jo." [Jo and Olivia shake hands]

[A little girl with long, straight, light brown, almost dirty blonde, hair, and dark brown eyes, walks into the room]

Jo (smiling): "Well, who's this little one?"

Karen (smiling): "This is Megan."

Jo: "Hi, Megan, pleased to meet you. I'm Jo-Jo. Shake Jo-Jo's hand." [Jo and Megan shake hands]

Jo: "So, Frank and Karen, I'm here today to observe the family, I understand you have some issues that need to be addressed, but carry on as normal as if I'm not even here."

Karen: "OK."

Frank: "Sounds good to me."

Observation Begins
Jo: "I couldn't have been really in the doorway for more than five minutes when Olivia started to kick off and behave extremely naughty."

[Olivia attempts to throw a ball at Karen's head]

Karen: "Knock it off."

[Olivia laughs]

Karen: "We don't throw balls in the house. If you wanna play ball, go outside."

Olivia: "Shut the (*bleep*) up!"

Karen: "HEY! Olivia, watch your mouth."

[Olivia continues to threaten to throw the ball at Karen's head]

Karen (sternly): "Don't you dare throw it at me."

[Olivia throws the ball at Karen's head]

Karen: "That's it. You've lost this ball."

Olivia (screaming): "NOOOOOO!"

Karen: "You can have it back tomorrow, if you behave yourself for the rest of the day."

Olivia: "NO! GIMME MY BALL BACK NOW!"

Karen: "You better stop screaming at me!"

Olivia: "GIMME MY BALL BACK!!"

Karen: "No!"

[Olivia starts hitting Karen]

Karen: "DO NOT HIT ME!"

Jo: "Is Olivia always aggressive like this to you?"

Karen: [sighs] "Yes, unfortunately. Usually if she doesn't get her way or is told no."

Observation continues
Jo: "I couldn't believe Olivia had the same brain mixed with Lois Kiejeliches so Megan scribbled all over the walls."

[Megan scribbles all over the walls with a black crayon]

[Karen gasps]

Megan: "Mommy! Mommy! Look!"

Karen: "Megan! Did you do this?"

Megan: "Yes I did!"

Karen: "You are staying in the Naughty Triangle for 4 minutes!"

Megan: "Okay."

[Karen drags Megan to the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "You have lost your Draculaura doll for 4 minutes, missy!"

4 minutes later...

Karen: "You can get out now. I cleaned up the walls for you."

Megan: "Yay! Can I have my Draculaura doll?"

Karen: "Yes you may."

Megan: "Sweet!"

Olivia: "What a good girl she is!"

Naughty Triangle
Jo: "Later on, Mom and Dad were trying to get Olivia to go shopping with them. But Olivia refused to go and wanted to go to her friend's house."

Olivia: "I want to go to Lily's house, please!"

Karen: "Not today. We are shopping at the mall to buy a birthday present for your cousin Elizabeth."

Olivia: "But I want to go see Lily! She's got a new in-ground pool!"

Karen: "I said not today! You have to help Mommy pick out a birthday present for Elizabeth."

Jo: "And that's when the fireworks went off."

Olivia: "I WANNA GO SEE LILY!"

Karen: "Olivia, no!"

Olivia (crying): "I WANNA GO TO LILY'S HOUSE!!!! I WANNA GO TO LILY'S HOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!"

[Olivia throws a tantrum like a 2-year-old]

Karen: "Stop this behavior right now! We have to get a birthday present for Elizabeth. If you continue this tantrum, you will go to the Naughty Triangle, and all of your Maya & Miguel toys will be in toy jail. Got it?"

[Olivia ignores Karen and continues throwing her tantrum]

Olivia (screeching): "I WANT TO GO AND SEE LILY!!!"

Jo: "Firmly tell her to get in the car, otherwise she will lose her Maya & Miguel play set."

Karen (firmly): "Olivia Marie Parkinson, this is your warning. You need to get in the car right now, otherwise you will lose your Maya & Miguel play set for three days. Is that clear?"

[Olivia climbs out of her bedroom window and runs to Lily's house]

Olivia: "I WILL SEE LILY IN NO TIME!"

Karen: "GET OVER HERE OR ALL OF YOUR MAYA & MIGUEL TOYS WILL BE SOLD ON EBAY!"

Jo: "I was like, eBay?"

Jo: "How is threatening to sell your child's toys on eBay supposed to teach her to listen to you and teach her to behave?"

Karen: "I'm frustrated. Let's go, Olivia!"

[Karen grabs Olivia as she tries to run to Lily's house]

Olivia (screaming): "I WANT LILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

Karen: "Well, it's too late now!"

Jo: "Mom eventually took Olivia back to the house, but what came next was absolutely shocking."

[Olivia smacks Karen in the face repeatedly]

Karen: "You do not smack me in the face! That is not nice!"

Olivia: "GO TO H(*bleep*)!!"

[Karen tries to get Olivia into the car, but Olivia squirms and starts kicking and hitting Karen]

Karen (screaming angrily): "OLIVIA MARIE!!!!"

[Olivia is crying and screaming hysterically, while hitting and kicking her mother]

Jo: "Mom was struggling to control Olivia, so I stepped in and gave her a firm talking-to."

[Jo gets very angry with Olivia]

Jo: "This is unasseptable! I really don't appreciate your behavior!"

Olivia (sneering): "I want to see Lily anyway, and you're not taking me to the mall anyway, f(*bleep*) face." (Blows raspberry with her tongue)

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH!!! YOU ARE FAILING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!"

Olivia: "I HATE YOU!"

[Olivia cartwheels to Lily's house]

Olivia: "I WILL GO TO LILY'S HOUSE IN NO TIME!"

Karen: "Listen to me, if you go to Lily's house, I will sell your Maya & Miguel toys on eBay!"

[Olivia darts back into the house, locks her bedroom door, packs all her stuff, darts right out the window, and cartwheels to Lily's house]

Olivia: "TOO LATE! I WILL GO TO LILY'S HOUSE AND YOU WON'T SELL MY MAYA & MIGUEL TOYS ON EBAY!"

Karen: "I'll sell your Wander Over Yonder stickers on eBay."

Olivia: "I PACKED THOSE TOO! I PACKED EVERYTHING I HAVE! AND NOW I'M GOING TO LILY'S HOUSE!"

[Olivia darts right to Lily's house]

Karen: "Come back here right now!!!"

[Karen grabs Olivia by the arm and drags her back to the house]

Olivia (screaming at the top of her lungs): "I WANNA GO TO LILY'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!!!!!!!"

Karen: "Well, you can't. We're going to the mall."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs]

Jo: "Olivia then started screaming, so I stepped in again."

Jo (in a firm voice): "Right now your behavior is absolutely appalling! When your mother asks you do something, you do it! You are not going to Lily's house and that decision is final. You've now lost your Maya & Miguel play set and your Wander Over Yonder stickers for a week. Now get in the car and do as you're told."

[Olivia starts kicking Jo]

Jo: "Stop kicking me right now!"

[Karen and Jo drag Olivia into the car]

Olivia (crying): "I DON'T WANNA---!!!!"

Jo: "Get in the car, right now!"

Olivia: "F(*bleep*) you, f(*bleep*)ing, f(*bleep*)ing b(*bleep*)!"

Karen: "Stop insulting me!"

[Olivia slaps Megan who is already in the car and is next to her]

Karen: "Don't slap your sister because you're mad!"

Olivia: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"

Karen: "Don't you dare pee in your pants!"

[Cut to Karen dismantling Olivia's car seat]

Karen: "I can't believe you peed in your pants, Olivia. You are in big trouble. That's disgusting."

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Olivia attacks Karen at the mall."

[Olivia smacks Karen]

[Olivia pushes Karen]

Karen (sternly): "Do not push me!"

Olivia: "IDIOT!"

Announcer: "And later...Olivia tests Jo's patience."

Jo: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."

Mayhem at the Mall
Jo: "As soon as we got to the mall, things went from bad to worse."

Karen: "If you don't come with Mommy, the cops are going to come get you."

[Olivia steals a SpongeBob Beanie Baby from a toy store]

[Olivia throws CDs and books at Karen]

[Olivia smacks Karen]

[Olivia pushes Karen]

Karen (sternly): "Do not push me!"

Olivia: "IDIOT!"

Karen: "HEY!"

[Olivia goes into a Toys 'R' Us]

Megan: "Mommy, Olivia went into that store!"

[Olivia steals a Nickelodeon Magazine from a store]

Karen: "OLIVIA MARIE PARKINSON!!!! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"

Jo: "At the food court, Olivia wanted Kentucky Fried Chicken, but Karen told her that they were having Subway. Boy, did Olivia lose it!"

Karen: "We're having Subway, alright?"

Olivia: "I hate Subway! I...HATE...SUBWAY!!!"

Karen: "THAT'S IT! We're leaving!"

Megan: "Already? But we don't have Elizabeth's present."

Karen: "We have to leave. We can get her a present another time."

Megan: "OK."

Olivia: "I WANNA GIVE ELIZABETH A PRESENT!"

Karen: "You chose to misbehave, so we'll get it another time."

Olivia: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Karen puts Olivia's seat belt on Olivia and Olivia hits Karen]

Jo: "As soon as we left the mall, Olivia kicked up a huge tantrum all the way home."

Olivia: "I F(*bleep*)ING HATE YOU!!!!"

[Olivia rapidly kicks Karen's seat]

Karen: "Olivia, stop! You are distracting me. It is not OK to distract the driver."

Olivia: "SHUT UP!!!!"

Jo: "Not only is it not OK, it's also dangerous. If the driver can't see the road, a serious accident could happen."

[Olivia constantly swears all the way home. As soon as they get there, Olivia runs straight to Lily's house]

Olivia: "I WILL GO TO LILY'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!"

Karen: "Get back here!"

[Karen tries to grab Olivia, but Olivia pushes her into the pavement]

[Jo chases Olivia and raises her voice]

Jo: "YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUSH YOUR MOTHER AROUND!!!"

Olivia (screaming and crying at the top of her lungs): "I WANT TO GO SEE LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo (Furiously): "ENOUGH!"

Jo: "But once we got Olivia inside, it just got worse."

Olivia: "I'm gonna sneak out the window to Lily's house."

Karen: "Do NOT sneak out the window, Olivia."

Olivia: "Shut the (*bleep*) up!"

Jo: "You do NOT speak like that to your mother! Now get down from the window sill and behave yourself."

Olivia: "NO! You mind your own business!"

Jo: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Homework Time
Jo: "Later on, Olivia was watching Sanjay and Craig on TV. However, Karen asked her to begin her math homework, then Olivia kicked up a tantrum."

[Olivia is watching Sanjay and Craig on TV]

Karen: "Olivia, turn off the TV. Time to start your math homework."

Olivia: "I'm watching Sanjay and Craig right now!"

Karen: "You need to complete your math homework that is due tomorrow. If you don't finish your homework, then you will be stuck in 1st grade forever. Turn off the television now."

Olivia: "No!"

Karen: "Do you want to fail in school for not doing your homework?"

Olivia: "No!"

Karen: "Then turn off Sanjay and Craig and start your math homework! It's on your Fact Family worksheet. If you continue to act like this, you are gonna go to the Naughty Triangle."

[Olivia spits on Karen]

[Jo turns off the TV and puts Olivia on the Naughty Triangle]

Jo: "Watch this, Karen. You bring her over here and say to her..."

[Karen pays attention]

Jo (to Olivia, in a firm voice): "You do not spit at anybody because that behavior is unacceptable, do you understand? Now you stay on this triangle."

[Jo and Karen walk away]

[Olivia dashes into Karen and Frank's bedroom, locks the door, and watches the Sanjay and Craig episode "Doom Baby" on TV]

[Karen unlocks the door and enters the room]

Karen: "Turn off Sanjay and Craig. You're not allowed to watch that while you have to stay in time-out."

Olivia: "GET OUT, YOU UNBEARABLE, FILTHY ANIMAL!"

Karen: "Right, we're turning it off for you."

[Karen picks up the TV remote and turns off the TV]

Jo: "Olivia, get OUT of the room and STAY on the Naughty Triangle until Mom comes and gets you."

Olivia: "I WANNA WATCH SANJAY AND CRAIG!!!!!!!!!"

[Jo and Karen take Olivia by each of her hands]

Karen: "Let's go."

Olivia: "I'M NOT GOING THERE!"

Karen: "Just go to the Naughty Triangle right now. I am not playing this game."

Olivia: "NO!"

Jo: "YES!"

Olivia: "NO!!!"

[Karen takes Olivia by the hand and deposits her onto the Naughty Triangle]

[Olivia escapes and throws one of her Zhu Zhu Pets at Jo]

Jo: "DO NOT THROW TOYS AT ME!"

White Sheets Technique
Jo: "Today I brought in the White Sheets since Frank and Karen always allowed Olivia to touch, use, and go. This family has some issues that need to be addressed."

Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce you to...the White Sheets. This technique is very important and there are issues that need to be addressed because you always allowed Olivia to touch, use, and go. When she sees anything marked with a White Sheet, that means it's not touchable; she is not allowed to touch it or use it. Also, when she sees a door that leads to a bedroom with a white sheet, that means she cannot go in there. It means, no go."

Frank: "Olivia, when you see the White Sheet, it means, just for you, not touchable. No touch, no use, and no go."

Olivia: "F(*bleep*) off."

Karen: "Do not say that. These sheets mean you're forbidden from touching and using it."

A Family Outing
Jo: "The Parkinsons very rarely have quality time together. So I decided to have everyone take a trip to the Gateway Arch."

Jo: "Who wants to go see the Gateway Arch?"

Olivia: "Me!"

Megan: "Me!"

[Cut to a view of the Gateway Arch]

[At the Gateway Arch]

Jo: "Wow, isn't this great, girls? We get to go allll the way to the top!"

Megan: "I love the Gateway Arch!"

Olivia: "This is fun!"

Frank (as they're about to go to the top of the Arch): "OK, ready?"

Karen (as they're heading up): "Here we go!"

Karen: "It was really nice for all of us to spend quality time as a family, with no tantrums or anything."

Jo: "Did you like that?"

Olivia and Megan (in unison): "YEAH!"

Jo Goes Away for a While

Jo: "I am leaving for several days."

Karen: "Do you have any advice if Olivia ruins Elizabeth's birthday party?"

Jo: "If Olivia ruins Elizabeth's birthday party, tell her she has to write an essay explaining what she did wrong and an apology letter to Elizabeth and her mother."

Karen: "OK."

Jo: "If she refuses to write the essay or apology letter, she will either lose any of her toys, be sent to the Naughty Triangle, or be sent to bed early."

Karen: "Alright."

Frank: "Also, she will lose her TV privileges for a week and she'll be forbidden from playing with her friends until further notice. And she'll be grounded for a week, too."

Jo (leaves): "Good night."

Karen and Frank: "Good night."

Family Test Run
Terri's Telephone Call to Karen

[Phone rings]

Karen: "Hello, this is the Parkinson residence, Karen speaking."

Terri: "Hi, Karen, it's Terri, how are you?"

Karen: "I'm doing fine, thank you."

Terri: "I'm just calling to remind you about Elizabeth's birthday party."

Karen: "What theme is she having this year?"

Terri: "She's having an Alvin and the Chipmunks-themed birthday party this year."

Karen: "We got her a present at the mall and the permission slip of your invitation has been sent."

Terri: "Terrific, your permission slip is still in my office, I'll see you then."

Getting Ready
Jo: "Later on, the family prepared for Elizabeth's birthday party, but Olivia had none of it and instead wanted to meet her best friend Lily to go roller skating in the park."

Frank: "It's time to change into your party clothes, girls!"

Karen: "They're on your beds. We need to go to Elizabeth's birthday party on time."

Olivia: "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY! I WANT TO SEE LILY AND ROLLERSKATE WITH HER AT THE PARK!"

Frank: "You have to go no matter what. You can't have everything you planned happen today. Besides, get dressed already."

[Megan comes out wearing a white sequin party dress with blue heels]

Karen: "That's beautiful, Megan."

Megan: "Thank you, Mommy."

[Meanwhile, Frank is knocking on Olivia's door]

Frank: "Olivia? Are you ready?"

[No answer]

Frank: "Listen to your father. Are you dressed yet?"

Olivia: "I want to spend time with Lily!"

Frank: "Maybe some other time. Now get dressed if you haven't already."

Karen: "Frank, she has 15 minutes till it's time to get in the car!"

Olivia: "I'M ALREADY DRESSED, D***IT!"

[Olivia storms out her room wearing a green polo shirt, a lime green flower skirt, white tights, and yellow Mary-Janes]

Frank: "That's not how you dress for a birthday party. Your party dress is on your bed "

Karen: "Time to put on coats! Frank, do you have Elizabeth's present?"

Frank: "Yes, I do. Now we can head off."

Olivia: "Can I see Lily, please? I still want to rollerskate with her."

Karen: "Sorry, but you can't. You have to come with us to Elizabeth's birthday party. Now hurry up and get in the car! You can meet Lily tomorrow if you're good enough."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs and punches her mother in anger]

Frank: "OLIVIA!!!! YOU DON'T PUNCH!"

Jo: "Give her a warning, Frank! Give her a warning!"

Frank: "This is your first warning. Keep up this tantrum and you will go to time-out!"

[Olivia cries and throws herself on the ground, throwing a temper tantrum]

Olivia: "I WANT LILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Frank: "Not today. You have to go to your cousin's birthday party with us and see Lily next time. Now will you please calm down and get in the car?"

[Olivia kicks Frank's leg]

[Olivia gets into the car, sulking]

[Frank buckles Olivia's seat belt]

Olivia: "I wanted to rollerskate. It's just not fair."

Elizabeth's Birthday Party
Frank: "Here we are!"

[Olivia decides to run next door to Lily's house]

Karen: "No, Olivia, this way."

[Olivia sulks]

Karen: "If you continue to carry on like this, I'm taking away your Webkinz Silversoft Cat and Wander Over Yonder stickers for two weeks and putting you in timeout as soon as we get home!"

[Olivia takes off her clothes and jumps into the pool]

Terri (calling from the front door): "Elizabeth, they're here!"

[Cousin Elizabeth comes out, wearing a pretty light purple party dress]

Megan: "Happy birthday, Elizabeth!"

Elizabeth: "Thank you."

Karen: "Where's Olivia?"

[Olivia emerges her head from the pool]

Terri: "Olivia, it's not a pool party, so we will not be swimming."

Megan: "Mommy, Daddy, I found Olivia's shirt and skirt and shoes and coat. I also found her underwear and her tights."

Terri: "Karen! Frank! Olivia won't get out of the swimming pool!"

Olivia: "What kind of birthday party is it, then?"

Terri: "This is an ice cream social."

Karen: "OLIVIA MARIE PARKINSON!!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! GET OUT OF THE POOL NOW!!!!!"

[Olivia comes out of the pool, naked]

[Terri gives Frank some towels and Frank dries Olivia up and puts all her party clothes back on her]

[Olivia laughs]

Frank: "It's not funny."

Karen: "Terri, I'm really sorry about this. You see, Olivia has been kicked out of 3 schools over the last year. Frank, could you keep an eye on her?"

Frank: "Sure."

Terri: "Don't worry about it, Karen. But could you help me with the refreshments?"

[Elizabeth's other party guests arrive]

Terri: "Look, Elizabeth, it's all your friends from school."

[We see a huge variety of ice cream flavors, including chocolate, mint chocolate chip, rocky road, vanilla, tutti fruitti, cotton candy, bubble gum, superman, cookies n cream, strawberry, butter pecan, vanilla fudge twirl, pistachio nut, fudge tracks and espresso chip]

[We also see chocolate sauce, whipped cream, caramel sauce, strawberry sauce, sprinkles, broken-up cookies, bananas, cherries, flaked coconut, pineapple sauce]

[Olivia replaces the regular birthday candles with trick birthday candles that re-light by themselves, without anybody looking]

Terri: "Who wants ice cream?"

Elizabeth/Olivia/Megan/other kids: "Me!"

Megan: "I would like cookies and cream ice cream, please...with bananas, caramel sauce, sprinkles, coconut and whipped cream."

Elizabeth: "I would like superman ice cream, please...with cherries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce...and broken-up cookies."

Terri: "What about you, Olivia? What would you like?"

Olivia: "I would like chocolate ice cream, please...with chocolate sauce, sprinkles, whipped cream, and a cherry on top."

[Elizabeth's father hires a caterer, a pony ride, and a petting zoo]

[30 minutes later, the caterer, the pony ride, and the petting zoo arrive]

[Terri rents a moon bouncer]

[10 minutes later, the moon bouncer arrives]

[Elizabeth's father books a magician, a cotton candy machine, and a popcorn machine]

[8 minutes later, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore costume characters, the magician, the cotton candy machine, and the popcorn machine arrive]

Karen: "Come on, girls!"

Frank: "We're going to sing "Happy Birthday" to Elizabeth."

Terri: "Blow out the candles!"

[Elizabeth blows out the candles, but the candles re-light on their own]

Elizabeth: "Huh?"

[Elizabeth blows out the candles again, and the candles re-light up]

Elizabeth: "Mama, how did that happen?"

[Olivia smashes the chocolate birthday cake in Karen's face]

[Terri brings out some lemon cupcakes and lemonade]

[Frank brings out the eclairs]

Guest's mother: "Don't worry, Terri. I'll order a new chocolate birthday cake and some real birthday candles right now."

Terri: "Oh, thank you!"

[Olivia gobbles up the cupcakes]

[Olivia burps and we see lemon frosting smeared all over her face]

[Olivia punches the magician who is setting up the stage for his magic show]

[Olivia tips over the cotton candy and popcorn machines]

[Olivia deflates the moon bouncer with a nail and popping it]

[Olivia destroys the petting zoo and frees the animals]

Terri: "Save the lemonade and the cake pops!"

[Guests start screaming]

Karen: "WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!"

Megan: "Already?"

Karen: "I'm sorry, Megan, but your ungrateful sister has ruined this party!!!"

Frank: "Let's say goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving!"

Olivia: "Goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving."

Karen: "No, Olivia, just say goodbye."

Olivia: "Goodbye."

Karen: "Come on, Olivia."

[Karen takes Olivia by the hand and drags her straight to the car]

[Elizabeth's father throws the trick candles in the bin and waves goodbye to Karen, Megan, Frank, and Olivia]

Terri: "Goodbye."

Elizabeth's Teacher: "I found the real candles! When the new cake arrives, we'll all sing "Happy Birthday" to Elizabeth again."

Frank: "Sorry, but you'll have to do that without us. Goodbye!"

Later...

Karen: "Olivia, this is absolutely the last birthday party your father and I will ever take you to until you can behave properly."

Olivia: "Good! I am glad! I never liked stupid birthday parties anyway! I never liked stupid, ugly Elizabeth either!"

Frank: "The next time we go to a birthday party, you will stay with Grandma, young lady! And you WILL have to write a 100-word essay about what you did at the party and an apology letter to Elizabeth and her mommy!"

Olivia: "I WILL STILL GO AND SEE LILY!!!!"

Frank: "You will never see Lily or any of your friends ever again and you will go to bed early if you continue this behavior!"

[Olivia reluctantly grabs a pencil and begins writing an apology letter to Elizabeth and Terri under Frank's supervision]

Olivia (*writes*): "Dear Aunt Terri and Cousin Elizabeth, I'M NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I DID! I'M MOVING IN WITH LILY!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU OR YOUR STUPID SMELLY HOUSE!!!"

[Olivia then writes an essay under Frank's supervision]

[Frank checks Olivia's essay and the apology letter]

Frank: "It was not fair to your sister or anybody that we had to leave. You've inconvienienced everyone. We're very disappointed with you, Olivia!"

Olivia: "DON'T CARE! YOU'RE POO-POO!"

[Olivia runs out of the room and kicks Karen]

Karen: "Olivia, cut it out!"

[Olivia hits Karen]

Karen: "That does it! You're going to the Naughty Triangle RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Karen puts Olivia on the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "Your behavior is really upsetting me. You do NOT ruin other people's birthdays and you DON'T hurt people! You are here for 6 minutes and I'm taking away your Maya & Miguel play set for two whole weeks!"

Olivia: "(*bleep*) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You're grounded for a week! And your TV privileges are also gone for two weeks and absolutely no friends until further notice! And I will tell Santa to leave you coal in your stocking next Christmas!

Olivia: "The guy doesn't exist anyway! Why should I care?"

[Olivia runs upstairs to her bedroom, locks the door, grabs her suitcase and overnight bag, throws her things in them, and runs away to Lily's house]

[Frank's anger explodes as he and Karen chase her extremely fast]

Frank: "OLIVIA! YOU GET BACK IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Olivia: "SHUT THE (*bleep*) UP, YOU SON OF A (*bleep*)!!!!"

Karen: "You do NOT talk to your father that way!!"

[Olivia runs more faster to Lily's house]

[Upon arrival, Olivia sees a sad Lily]

Lily: "Olivia, I am sorry, Mommy won't let me be friends with you anymore. She says you are a bad influence. I hope you understand. She doesn't want me to play with you anymore."

Olivia: " "

DVD Meeting
Jo: "When I came back I got to show them the footage."

Jo: "Okay, are you ready to take a look?"

Karen: "Yeah."

Frank: "We're ready."

Jo: "Let's take a look at the first clip."

[Jo plays the first clip]

Olivia: "(*bleep*) you!"

Karen: "WARNING! You say that again and you're going on the Naughty Triangle!"

Olivia: "Shut the (*bleep*) up!"

Karen: "That's it! Go to the Naughty Triangle for 6 minutes until I come back and get you!"

[Karen walks away]

[Olivia stays put for 6 minutes]

Karen: "Your 6 minutes is over! You got a timeout because you swore at me! I want an apology right now!"

Olivia: "Sorry!"

Karen: "Okay, Olivia, you can get up now!"

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Olivia was in timeout, right?"

Karen: "Yes!"

Jo: "Let's move on to the next clip."

[Jo plays the DVD]

Karen: "Olivia, we really need to talk!"

Olivia: "Oh, my God, leave me alone!"

Karen: "Olivia, do not talk to me like that!"

Olivia (crying): "Seriously, just leave me the (*bleep*) alone!"

Karen: "Olivia, stop with that behavior right now! If you continue this tantrum, you will go to the Naughty Triangle."

Olivia (crying): "Go (*bleep*) yourself!"

Karen: "That's it! Go to the Naughty Triangle!"

[Karen drags Olivia downstairs to the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "Stay there!"

[Olivia escapes from the Naughty Triangle and goes upstairs to Megan's room]

Karen: "No, Olivia, you're not allowed in her room!"

Olivia: "Get lost, you stupid (*bleep*)!"

[Karen ignores that comment and places Olivia back on the Naughty Triangle]

Karen (angrily): "200 minutes!"

Olivia: "I'd rather sit here until I die!"

(Karen walks away)

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "200 minutes, that is so ludicrous!"

[Jo plays the next clip]

Frank: "Olivia? Are you in there?"

[No answer]

Frank: "Are you dressed yet?"

Olivia: "I haven't ever been in Lily's in-ground pool before!"

Karen: "Frank, she has 15 minutes till it's time to get in the car!"

Olivia: "I'M READY FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"

[Olivia comes out in a green polo shirt, a lime green flower skirt, white tights, and yellow Mary Janes]

[cut to:]

Olivia: "Can I see Lily, please?"

Karen: "No, Olivia. We are going to Elizabeth's birthday party and that's final! Now, get in the car! You'll see Lily another day."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs and repeatedly smacks and slaps Karen across the face]

Frank: "OLIVIA!!!!"

Olivia: "WHAT?!"

Frank: "STOP THIS NONSENSE AND GET IN THE CAR!!!"

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Karen, when Olivia was smacking you across the face, you should've gone right there and given her a warning," (changes into a low, firm voice), "'You do NOT hit Mommy, and if you continue to act like this, you will be going on the Naughty Triangle'."

[Jo plays the next clip]

Frank: "HEY! This is a warning! If you continue being defiant, you will go to time-out!"

[Olivia cries and stamps her feet]

Olivia: "BUT I STILL WANT TO GO TO LILY'S HOUSE!!!!"

Frank: "No, we're going to your cousin's birthday party and that's final! Now will you please get in the car?"

[Olivia kicks Frank's leg]

[Olivia gets into the car, sulking]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Frank, when Olivia was kicking you, you should've gone right there and given her a warning," (*changes into a low, firm voice*), "'You do NOT kick your father, and if you do it again, you will be going on the Naughty Triangle'."

Frank: "I was frustrated at that point, so I decided to just let it go."

Jo: "You still need to discipline your daughter when she behaves like this towards you. Alright. Let's take a look at the next clip."

[Jo plays the next clip]

Karen: "OLIVIA MARIE PARKINSON!!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! GET OUT OF THE POOL NOW!!!!!"

[Olivia comes out of the pool, naked]

[Terri gives Frank some towels and Frank dries Olivia up and puts all her party clothes back on her]

[Olivia laughs]

Frank: "It's not funny."

Karen: "Terri, I'm really sorry about this. You see, Olivia has been kicked out of 3 schools over the last year. Frank, could you keep an eye on her?"

Frank: "Sure."

Terri: "Don't worry about it, Karen. But could you help me with the refreshments?"

[cut to:]

[Guests start screaming]

Elizabeth: "What's going on here?"

Karen: "We are going home!"

Megan: "Already?"

Karen: "I'm sorry, Megan, but your ungrateful sister has ruined this party!!!"

Frank: "Let's say goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving!!!"

Olivia: "Goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving."

Karen: "No, Olivia, just say goodbye."

Olivia: "Goodbye."

Karen: "Come on, Olivia."

[Karen takes Olivia by the hand and drags her straight to the car]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Let's stop here for a moment. When Olivia was behaving like that, you should've gone right to her and said to her in a very firm voice (*changes into a low, firm voice*), 'You do NOT behave like this, and if you continue to behave this way, you will be going on the Naughty Triangle when we get home, and trust me, you're gonna be in trouble'."

[Jo plays the next clip]

Karen: "Olivia, this is absolutely the last birthday party your father and I will ever take you to until you can behave properly."

Frank: "The next time we go to a birthday party, you will stay with Grandma, young lady! And you WILL have to write a 100-word essay about what you did at the party and an apology letter to Elizabeth and her mommy!"

Olivia: "I WILL STILL GO SEE LILY!!!!"

Frank: "You will never see Lily or any of your friends ever again and you will go to bed early if you continue this behavior!"

[cut to:]

[Frank checks Olivia's essay and the apology letter]

Frank: "It was not fair to your sister or anybody that we had to leave. You've inconvenienced everyone! We're very disappointed with you, Olivia!"

Olivia: "DON'T CARE! YOU'RE POO-POO!"

[Olivia runs out of the room and kicks Karen]

Karen: "Olivia, cut it out!"

[Olivia hits Karen]

Karen: "That does it! You are going on the Naughty Triangle RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Karen puts Olivia on the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "Your behavior is really upsetting me. You do NOT ruin other people's birthdays and you DON'T hurt people! You are here for 6 minutes and I'm taking away your Maya & Miguel play set for two whole weeks!"

Olivia: "(*bleep*) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You're grounded for a week! And your TV privileges are also gone for two weeks and absolutely no friends until further notice! And I will tell Santa to leave you coal in your stocking next Christmas!"

Olivia: "The guy doesn't exist anyway! Why should I care?"

[Olivia runs upstairs to her bedroom, locks the door, grabs her suitcase and overnight bag, throws in her things, and runs away to Lily's house]

[Frank's anger explodes as he and Karen chase her extremely fast]

Frank: "OLIVIA! YOU GET BACK IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Olivia: "Shut the (*bleep*) up, you son of a (*bleep*)!"

Karen: "You do NOT talk to your father that way!!"

Olivia: "GET THE (*bleep*) AWAY OR I WILL KILL YOU!"

Frank: "RIGHT, THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR BED RIGHT NOW, MISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Olivia smashes Frank's great-grandmother's Crystal vase]

Frank: "My great-grandmother's Crystal vase!"

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Now, Frank, though what Olivia did was wrong, you should have stayed calm."

Frank: "Sometimes, when Olivia acts like that, I tend to lose my temper."

Jo: "Are we ready to get some work done?"

Frank & Karen: "Yes!"

Jo (closes her DVD-player): "All right! Let's go then!"

Reinforcements
Olivia (to Karen): "Shut up, you (bleep)!"

Jo: "That language is totally unacceptable! How dare you call your mother a (bleep)!"

Olivia (sneering): "Well, I did, so ha ha!"

Jo: "That's it! You're going to time-out right now!"

[Jo places Olivia in time-out on the Naughty Triangle]

Jo: "Now your behavior is unacceptable and I do not like it. You will sit here for 6 minutes and think about your actions. Your mother will also take away your iPod for the rest of the day."

[Karen confiscates Olivia's iPod]

[Olivia stays in time-out for 6 minutes]

6 minutes later...

Jo: "You were on the Naughty Triangle for cussing and disrespecting your mother. I would like an apology for those things."

Olivia: "Sorry."

Jo: "Thank you so much for apologizing. You can get up now."

Megan: "(bleep)!"

Jo: "Stop swearing or you will go to the Naughty Triangle!"

Megan: "Check this out!"

[Cut to a shot of pink and purple crayon scribbling on the wall]

Frank: "Megan! Did you just draw on the wall?!"

Megan: "Yes, I did!"

Frank: "That's it! You're getting a time-out, young lady!"

[Frank places Megan on the Naughty Triangle]

Frank: "You're in the Naughty Triangle for drawing on the wall!"

Jo: "Where do we draw, Megan? On the wall or on paper?"

Megan: "Um... on paper."

Jo: "Exactly. Now stay on this triangle for 4 minutes, please."

[Megan tests Frank by running off of the Naughty Triangle, laughing as if she thinks it's a game]

[Karen grabs Megan and places her back onto the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "No! Stay on the Naughty Triangle!"

Jo: "Don't talk to her, Karen, just reset the timer, and then walk away."

[Megan finally stays put for 4 minutes with a smile on her face]

Megan: "And then, I went to the Naughty Triangle without crying, throwing a tantrum, escaping, flipping out, or screaming."

4 minutes later...

Frank: "Megan, you were on the Naughty Triangle for drawing on the wall. Say sorry now."

Megan: "Sorry, Daddy."

[Frank and Megan hug]

Jo: "Olivia and Megan have turned over their new leaves now."

[Olivia is writing an apology letter that reads "Dear family. I am so sorry for being rude and obnoxious. I wish I will be good for right now. Love, Olivia."]

Frank: "I love your apology, Olivia."

Olivia: "Thank you."

Bye-Bye, Jo Jo
Jo: "Jo-Jo's going home now."

Olivia: "Bye. And don't come back!"

Jo: "That is a mean way to say goodbye to me. Try it again, please."

Olivia: "Bye."

Jo: "That's much better. Thank you very much."