Slater Family's Halloween (2020)

Preparation for Halloween
[Today is Halloween, and the family is getting ready to go trick or treating. Martha is dressed up as Hello Nurse from Animaniacs, Daniel is dressed up as Captain America, Mark is dressed up as Dead from the black metal band Mayhem, Bill is dressed up as Donald Trump, and Stacy is dressed up as Jessie from Toy Story]

Martha: Are we ready to go out?

Daniel: I sure am! Are the kids ready too?

Mark: Hold on, gotta make sure the crow stinks!

Bill: Do you really have to carry around a fucking dead crow?

Mark: Well Dead breathed in the dead crow before concerts so he can sing the breath of death!

Bill: And why the hell is Stacy dressed up as Jessie? She has purple hair!

Martha: She wanted to be Jessie. Now come on, let's go!

Trick or Treating
[They arrive at the first house]

Martha and Daniel: Trick or treat!

Mark: HAIL SATAN!!!

Neighbor: EW!!! GET THE DEVIL WORSHIPER AWAY!!!

Mark: Hey, I got a trick for you!

[Mark throws the dead crow at the neighbor]

Neighbor: AH!!! NEVER COME NEAR MY PROPERTY EVER AGAIN!!!

[The neighbor throws candy at the family and slams the door shut]

Daniel: Mark did you really need to do that?

Bill: That was ass!

Mark: (knocking on door) Hey, I'm gonna need my crow back!

Neighbor: FUCK OFF!!!

Martha: Let's just take the candy and let's go!

[They go to the next house, which is the home of Anna Malkinson]

Martha and Daniel: “Trick or treat!”

[Anna glares at Bill’s costume]

Anna: Get that little brat to remove his costume! I’m not giving him candy if he is dressed like that.

Bill: What's the big deal? It's just a costume!

Anna: It's more than that! My grandfather and mother died from COVID-19 during the pandemic. My mother died thanks to his dismissive policies and refusal to take advice, so she died a slow and painful death. You probably lost relatives as well.

Bill: Rude!

Martha: Bill just go. You know how Anna is when it comes to Trump.

[Bill leaves. Anna then gives Stacy and Mark candy, them slams the door]

Mark: Told you dressing as Trump wasn't a good idea.

Bill: Look's who's talking, Deadface!

[They go to the next house, which is the house of Sarah Hopkins, the kid's former babysitter]

Martha and Daniel: Trick or treat!

Bill: You wanna see my ding dong?

Sarah: No Bill! This is why I quit my job as a babysitter! Your kids are out of control!

[Bill throws a Ding Dong at her]

Sarah: BILL!!! I HATE DING DONGS!!!

Mark: Look, are you gonna give us candy or not?

Sarah: Fine, but only one!

[Just as Sarah started passing out the candy, Bill and Stacy dash into her home]

Martha: BILL AND STACY!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!

Bill: LET'S FUCK UP HER STUFF!!!

Sarah: NO!!!

[Bill and Stacy begin to wreck her living room, kitchen room, dining room, bathrooms, and bedrooms will various tools and weapons, as well as stealing a bunch of valuable stuff like TVs, computers, phones, video games, jewelry, and furthermore]

Daniel: BILL AND STACY SLATER!!! PUT THOSE THINGS BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Martha: AND STOP DESTROYING HER HOUSE!!!

Mark: (laughing and recording the entire incident on his phone) WORLDSTAR!!! THEY'RE WRECKING THIS BITCH!!!

[Bill and Stacy then dash out of the house and slam the stolen stuff on the ground and then finish it off by smashing them with axes, chainsaws, hammers, and more]

Sarah: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TWO ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!!

Martha: LET'S GO NOW!!!

Mark: I am so posting this on WorldStarHipHop!

Daniel: No you're not! Delete the footage now!

[It's too late, as Mark had already uploaded the footage]

Mark: This is gonna go viral, watch!

[They go to the next house, which is the house of George Smith]

Martha and Daniel: Trick or treat!

[Stacy dashes into the house]

Martha: NOT AGAIN!!!

George: Get out of my house!

[Stacy takes the bowl of candy and puts it all in her bag]

Daniel: Stacy no!

Stacy: AH!!!

[Stacy strips naked and runs outside, throwing the candy at passerbys and at the nearby lake]

Martha: WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING BAD AS SHIT?!?!

Mark: You're starting to sound like DaddyOFive!

Bill: Don't even mention that asshole!

Martha: LET'S GO HOME!!! NOW!!!

Back home
Martha: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREE MISBEHAVED SO BAD DURING TRICK OR TREATING!!! MARK, YOU DON'T HARASS THE NEIGHBORS WITH A DEAD CROW AND RECORD A MELTDOWN AND POST IT ON WORLDSTAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!! BILL AND STACY, YOU DON'T RAID YOUR FORMER BABYSITTER'S HOUSE AND WRECK EVERYTHING AND STEAL HER STUFF!!! AND STACY, YOU DON'T STEAL CANDY FOR THE OTHER KIDS, STRIP NAKED, AND THEN THROW IT AT OTHER PEOPLE AND AT THE NEARBY LAKE!!! AS A PUNISHMENT, ME AND YOUR FATHER ARE INCINERATING ALL THE CANDY YOU BRATS TOOK, AND YOU WILL GO TO BED RIGHT NOW!!! NOW GIVE ME YOUR CANDIES!!!

Mark: Make us, bitch!

[Mark, Bill, and Stacy all dash out the house and then throw it at the house]

Daniel: YOU THREE STOP THIS RIGHT NOW OR YOU'LL GET SPANKINGS!!!

Bill: FUCK OFF!!!

[Bill throws a rock at one of the windows, shattering it]

Martha: BILL SLATER!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!

Bill: THAT'S FOR TRYING TO TAKE OUR SHIT!!!

Daniel: (furious) THAT IS IT!!! 'GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOMS RIGHT NOW!!! AND YOU THREE HAVE LOST ALL YOUR PRIVILEGES FOR A WEEK!!!'

[Mark, Bill, and Stacy all run to their rooms out of fear]

Aftermath
Martha: I guess we're never going out trick or treating ever again!

Daniel: You can say that again!