BE!Maria Tachimi's Let's Not Meet Story

Weebish predator assaults my “niece”
This happened before the Coronavirus pandemic and us going into lockdown.

We went to a convention and my “niece”’s first convention, she is a huge fan of Cells at Work!

Cells of Work! is basically Osmosis Jones combined with JoJo and Hetalia, she loves the characters and her father and mother had an idea.

They got an oversized blue shirt and beige shorts and got a plain white cap that I helped paint, we put together a Platelet Leader costume.

Her parents gave me the okay for posting this story and told me not to post any info of their daughter aside from her age.

Their daughter told me if she wanted it posted, I shouldn’t give out the name.

During the convention, I brought a stuffed doll of Bakugo as a gift for my deaf friend who loves BNHA.

We saw a Cells at Work! cosplayer group and AE3803 cosplayer went up to us and told us how adorable she was and asked if she could have a picture, her father agreed as long as he was able to take a photo, the U-1146 cosplayer pat her on the head and they did the thing where the Platelet sat on U-1146’s shoulders seen in the opening credits while the Killer T Cell cosplayer gave her free candy, with permission from her dad of course, the Killer T-Cell cosplayer was a nice Belarusian-American man and was married to the AE3803 cosplayer, who is a sweet Korean woman, they were very nice people. The Effector T-Cell cosplayer was a pretty sweet 6’6 tall guy, and he did the “ORAORAORA” thing and she did the same thing.

Fuck, it was adorable.

I explained to him I watch JoJo but my “niece” is too young to watch it, but she is familiar with some of the terms, She‘s even aware she’s nicknamed Dioko, but that’s for another day.

We had a great time until up this point, we were sitting down until this man came up.

Saying the guy was ugly was an understatement, he was fucking hideous, he had a dakimakura of young girl, I had no idea, I think it was Sailor Moon or something, he smelled like he was found in a sewer and his appearance scared Xiu-mei.

He began speaking how cute the ”Platelet“ is, now, Deviantart is restricted on our servers, I don’t mind looking at fanart, but there’s some on there, that go overboard, but some of it, it’s fucking revolting.

Then he started talking about how she’s a “cute little loli in her costume”, and grabbed her and started feeling her and spoke about how he ”wanted to fuck a loli”. He then tried to take off her clothes, but thankfully, he didn't succeeded. She screamed for her father, her father punched him in the face and her mother went to get security.

The CaW! cosplayer group saw everything and went to see if we were alright, The Effector T-Cell held the guy down, the AE3803 cosplayer hugged her, telling her it was going to be fine while the U-1146 cosplayer went to fetch my wife.

The guy yelled the most disgusting things like how he “wanted to put his dick inside a loli’s cunt”, “I want to fuck you! I want to fuck you!”, some other stuff I’m not gonna put down, it was....pretty vile.....but involved wanting to take Xiu-mei home and use her as a sex slave, I'm speechless.

At one point, he somehow overpowered the Effector T-Cell guy and made a dash for it. A security guard saw this and pulled out a taser and tased him. The tasing was so powerful he was knocked out. Paramedics did came to take him away.

After the guy was taken away, we found out he was a guy who was on a sex offender‘s registration and a convicted pedophile, needless to say, her dad was not happy, it took his twin sister and the U-1146 cosplayer not to beat him to a bloody pulp in public. He also threatened to track him down to the hospital and pull the plug. As for what happened to him after the tasing, the guy somehow made it through okay, despite him having only a 3% chance of surviving the taser attack, and was released shortly after.

The AE3803 cosplayer got some sweets for her.

The Killer T Cell cosplayer comforted her and told my “niece” not all grownup fans are like this, alot of them hate people who do that, It took a while for Xiu-mei to get over it, nowadays, she’s fine most of the time, but breaks out into a sweat if you talk to her about it, I’m disgusted at what that freak said to her.

But before that, She could not be in the room by herself without her father and had panic attacks. She also had a bit of PTSD from the incident for a while.

The adult fans of CaW! have one major rule, “Don’t Lewd the Platelets”, it’s due to the fact they resemble actual kids, they really hate that.

The guy was found dead a week later. The cause of death is unknown, but my friend later told me that he and his brother-in-law tracked down the sick fuck and killed him in a slow, painful death. Karma at its finest...

She still loves Cells at Work! and said the experience helped her because of how friendly the CaW! cosplayers were.

But seeing his child suffering from the event led to him killing the guy in a fit of rage, if his brother-in-law is to be believed, he tortured the guy for three straight hours, he tore him to pieces.

Anti-anime guys pester me for liking JoJo
This happened when I went to a convention, This happened on my 37th birthday in 2019, aswell as celebrating it at home, I celebrated it in a comic convention

Now, I had a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed birthday and my friend’s wife got a Japanese friend to make a cake for me. Nope, there was no characters dressed up, just me with a JoJo birthday cake and watching COM matches on Eyes of Heaven when we went home, My friend’s niece was four at the time.

My gifts were some books, some Transformers toys and JoJo Diamond is Unbreakable Set 1.

The cake was already cut, It was basically the ゴゴゴ SFX with some of the characters as cake toppings, The cake was chocolate by the way.

After the cake was cut and we had enough cake, we would take it home and finish it, We took off the cake toppings, which weren’t edible BTW.

Now, after we had some cake, This woman and man came up to us.

This woman took offense to me celebrating a JoJo-themed birthday with a cake.

Woman: Why is your cake JJBA-themed? You do realize that show is extremely violent, right?

Extreme BNHA fan accuses my deaf friend of being an abuse apologist.
I have a friend named Mi-Yung, She’s completely deaf and can only sense and feel vibrations, Her hearing was completely destroyed thanks to physical abuse by her father and can no longer wear hearing aides.

Her favorite object is a plush doll of Katsuki Bakugo from My Hero Academia, I wondered why Mi-Yung liked him even though he is such a prick, maybe the reason girls like Dio or Vegeta, Mi-Yung works with explosives, maybe that’s why, she thinks his power is cool.

Bakugo reminds me of Part 1 Dio if he just a “rival character” instead of a ”villain”, not saying it’s a terrible thing BTW.

This happened in an anime comic shop me and her visited, Lei and Xiu-mei were in another aisle looking at Pokémon stuff.

Even though her speech is very off, she talks to it as if it was a normal person and even signs what she did today to it, She even told that I had my manga, she didn’t have alot.

While she was looking for the next volume, she prefers to read than watch the anime because of her deafness because at least she can read.

The time we saw a Pokémon lolicon fan.
This happened in October 2020, we took her to a convention with her parents, Longwei and me.

Social distancing measures were in place and everyone wore masks due to the COVID-19 pandemic, Xiu-mei wore a cute little flower one, she was incredibly well-behaved.

However, as we were walking, we saw a guy who was lusting over some of the young girls in an anime clip. Lei sighed, as he already know it was gonna be that incident with the pedofuck all over again.

Now, most of the female Pokémon protagonists are aged 10-14, quite young, This guy had some porn of them.

When he saw Xiu-mei, he started grinning.

Lei: I know what you're trying to do, so unless you want your skull fucking cracked, I suggest you go away.

LF (Lolicon Fan): Oh, come on, dude! Serena and Dawn are my favorite characters because they are so hot, and your daughter reminds me of them!"

He then went on to call us nothing but "Trump-supporting QAnon freaks" for "being pedophobic" and saying that pedophilia is just a sexuality and that children can consent. We looked disgusted, because he was basically saying that pedophilia should be part of the LGBT community. He later found out he was a member of the MAPs community on Twitter, which advocated for pedophiles.

Me: We're dead serious. Fuck off, because someone else tried to sexually assault her, and Lei tracked him down and killed him. Do not test us.

One of my middle school friends is a hateful incel and I can’t defend him no more.
I have a friend from middle school named Will, I just met him decades after running away from home, he is unmarried, back when we were kids, Will was a bit girl-crazy and I rejected his advances, now he believes women are ‘whores’ and ‘all they’re good for is sex”, He is also pretty misogynistic today, Asking me why I should work.

He came over for a visit and he was bewildered at the fact there was women in the gang. I didn’t think too much off it until I caught him in the kitchen, which is used as the laundry room, sniffing Xiu-mei‘s underwear. When I confronted his crazy ass, he claimed he wasn’t a pedo and has a panty sniffing fetish, even telling me he imagines them belonging to girls in porn videos. I was disgusted beyond belief. He was later told he is not to be left alone with Xiu-mei, ever.

Joseph has a girlfriend from an Italian crime gang called Francesca, she’s a nice girl, she’s the daughter of the boss who runs it, she’s 36, only a few years younger than Joseph, Francesca’s English is quite poor, her father hardly speaks English at all.

She went up to me with Joseph and told me something that made my blood boil.

Will had cornered this poor woman and physically blocked her path and touched her hair and face while making obscene and vile comments about her body, asking her if she liked to sleep naked.

When I found Will, I slapped him in the face and told him that I won't be defending him no more, because I wasn't gonna tolerate his pedo panty-sniffing and rapist ass anymore. Lei also broke his nose and said that if he ever sniffed Xiu-mei's panties again, he was gonna torture him medieval-style.

Someone has killed several animals and left our front porch a violent bloodbath with a racist message, Thankfully neither our cats.
This....has got to be the most vile thing I’ve ever seen....January 2nd 2021, When I woke up to check the car since it wasn’t working the day prior, I got one hell of a disgusting and horrible surprise.

Dead cats and dogs everywhere, stabbed and decapitated, I went inside and threw up and told everyone to stay inside, Thankfully, It wasn’t Endeavor, Kuí or Dio, they’re all inside cats.

Daubed in blood was “GO BACK TO CHINA YOU FUCKING CORONA SPREADERS” and “Tick tok!” written outside, racist incident + the most vile thing ever, I closed off all the windows and called for a cleaner, still sick to my stomach.

Xiu-mei and Akara were thankfully still asleep, Kuí curls up to Xiu-mei like a teddy bear, Endeavor sleeps In Satomi’s room and Dio sleeps in mine, so it couldn’t have been them.

I told Lei and Fumei to keep Xiu-mei inside and do not let her out the front for the time being, the blood took four hours to clean and the animal corpses taken away.....

I am repulsed by what went on.....

The reason Lei doesn’t cosplay as N and Ghetsis anymore or in Lei’s words “I’m FUCKING DONE!”
Now, this is Lei’s story. Now, he’s only cosplayed as Ghetsis for photos on social media. He actually makes a good Ghetsis. His long hair is perfect and he uses temporary green tea hair dye. He also uses a much brighter shade of green for Ghetsis. But after what he went through, he doesn’t cosplay as him as often and absolutely DOES NOT cosplay as him for conventions because in his words: “I’m not taking any chances.” But N, he was put off cosplaying N entirely. This nearly destroyed Fumei’s passion for cosplay making.

Now, I know you’re not supposed to bring babies to conventions but Fumei made a gorgeous Pikachu onesie for her and dressed her up in it. Fumei cosplayed as a Neo Team Plasma grunt and looked amazing and sent us photos.

Now, Rule 34 and similar sites were banned, and parts of DeviantArt and Tumblr were restricted on our servers and we did not realize how toxic N’s fanbase was, so let me put it clearly: He has a VERY toxic fanbase and Lei found this out the hard way.

Now, there were three fangirls who I will call Coconut, Almond and Soya. If Lei is to be believed, they stalked him all day. Soya was the ABSOLUTE WORST of the three. She actually tried to grab Xiu-mei out of Fumei’s hand “to save her from evil Team Plasma”. The thing is, Fumei thought the outfit was cool, and she doesn’t like cosplaying as an BW Plasma grunt because the hood gives her a rash and much to her shock.

When he was feeding Xiu-mei, they slipped me pornographic pictures he guessed were printed from a Rule 34 site. To his horror, they were fucking rape porn of Harmonishipping (if Mila is to be believed, this is N x Ghetsis, which is an incest ship.), some of which was FUCKING UNDERAGE! What horrified us was Xiu-mei picked one of these disgusting pictures up. Before she realized what she was looking at, he grabbed it out of her hand and told these three he will be taking these to security. Soya then asked my wife if she was “Ghetsis’ sex slave.” Fucking hell...

He was very disturbed by what went on, but the final straw was him sitting quietly with his wife while his daughter was sleeping with a Hatsune Miku plush he bought to keep her quiet since she was getting a little fussy and tired. Soya went up to both Fumei and Lei and asked the latter this:

“Were you an adorable shota when you were little and raped by your mean father? Because that would've been very hot!”

Hold on. Let me take a breath after typing that shit out...

Now, this is NOT a question you should ask Lei. Like, at all. Lei and Jiayi survived an abusive father and foster parents. This made him fucking furious. So much so, he slapped her and shouted that all she and her friends did was harass him and his family and she whined that he was being ‘mean’. A passerby went to get security.

When security arrived, they took him into a room. Fumei followed them with his daughter. Now, he was left very disturbed by the encounter and he gave the pictures to security and explained what happened. He then told him “I think I would like go home now... It's been a long day...”

Another cosplayer friend who was at the convention then told me the three were kicked out for harassing cosplayers of characters they liked and assaulting cosplayers of characters they didn’t like.

When Lei got home, he spent half an hour removing the green tea hair dye. He was left very disturbed by what happened. Jiayi was fucking furious.

As it turned out, Soya was on a sex offender’s registration for the attempted rape of a 15-year old boy. We burned the pictures in the backyard.

Some sick fucks literally defended child abuse on Reddit
Okay, as someone who went through some crazy shit with Derek and Josephine, this absolutely pisses me off.

Basically, a video surfaced on Reddit's PublicFreakout, where some crazy bitch came at her own daughter over a photo of her with a black girl, which involved her cursing at her, pulling her hair, and even sucker punching her in the face. The guy who recorded it (who actually was the father of the girl and the woman was his ex) stepped in after she punched her by knocking down on the ground and restrained her. And then she tried to play victim! Lei also saw the video and was incredibly pissed, and vowed to track down the woman and "teach her a lesson". Fumei also said the woman was basically a R rated version of Miss Trunchbull from Matilda.

However, not only that, but there's actually a small group of people who are actually defending this. Of those, half of those people were actual racists who said that she was justified for being angry since "white and blacks needed to keep their distance". Excuse me, but how the fuck is that justifiable for what the mother did?

But then comes the other half, which was actually worse. They ran this off-site gore site that mainly hosted child abuse videos, with the only rule being no CP. Those people outright praised the sick fuck for her "outstanding performance" and even asked OP if there was any more footage of that poor girl being abused. The mods had a hard time deleting their shit since they just created alts and even hacked one of their accounts and deactivated it.

Ultimately, the woman was arrested, and is currently awaiting trial and being held without bond. As for that crazy gore site, it was eventually taken down after the owner was arrested for possessing nearly a terabyte of CP. Fucking sickening...

Child liberation ‘activists’ try to kidnap Xiu-mei.
This happened when me and Jiayi took Xiu-mei to the park. She was playing Pokémon on her Nintendo Switch.

We were sitting on a bench until we heard this:

Man’s voice: “Oh my goodness!”

We turned around and saw these a man and a woman dressed in paramilitary uniforms. They had a stylized “CLO” on the left side.

Man: “I can’t believe these vulgar women are going to exploit and harm this child!”

Woman: “They don’t understand or care about children!”

Me and Jiayi were in shock. Like, who were these two to say we were going to harm Xiu-mei?

Jiayi: “What are you talking about? We're not doing anything.”

Woman: “What you are doing with her is causing a lot of pain and suffering. It’s mean and cruel to children.”

Man: “You must free her at once!”

Jiayi: “Dude, she’s my niece! I don’t abuse her! What the hell are you on about?!”

They soon began to approach us.

Woman: “What a shame... Well, I guess we don’t have a choice...”

Man: “Yes, we don’t have a choice! Evil child abusers, we hereby liberate this child.”

Me: “Oh, fuck off! I won’t let you take my niece!”

I fought the male member while Jiayi fought the female member. During the fight, something fell out of the woman’s pocket and Xiu-mei grabbed it. It was a membership card of ‘Child Liberation Organization’.

Xiu-mei: “Child Liberation Organization?”

When the woman saw Xiu-mei with her membership card, she flipped!

Man: “What a terrible women!”

Woman: “Let’s not hold back! I'm getting her!”

The woman soon grabbed Xiu-mei and began to walk away.

Woman: “We at the CLO will liberate this child!”

Xiu-mei squirmed in their grasp and we had no choice but to call park security and Lei.

When Lei saw them trying to shove his daughter into a van, he physically punched the woman and held the man down. He even had to kick the man's balls at one point after he nearly overpowered him. The woman also had to be restrained after she attempted to stab Lei in the back with a sharp stick on the ground.

When security finally came, both yelled that they were "saving" Xiu-mei from a pedophile gang, which couldn't be farther from the truth.

When the police finally came, they said there were a string of child abductions by a group of ‘activists’ who advocate for ‘children liberation ‘, which basically sums up to kidnapping children from supposedly ‘abusive parents’.

Psychotic white supremacists try and attack us while protesting for the release of the Buffalo supermarket shooter
So, this one happened when we were traveling to Buffalo for some gang business, and I'm still pissed on what happened.

For those who don't know what happened, there was this white supremacist named Payton S. Gendron who traveled a few hours to a supermarket in Buffalo to shoot up some black people. 10 people died from the shooting before he was apprehended by police. As of now, he is in jail awaiting trial.

However, there was a local white supremacist extremists gang in the area who not only outright praised the actions of Payton "Shithead" Gendron, but apparently, one of the members even told said that the "black devils" were rotting eternally in hell.

While me, Longwei, Lei, Fumei, and Jiayi were walking to a part of downtown, we saw the group protesting outside the courthouse demanding the shooter be released and that all charges be dropped. The leader, who's named Tyler, noticed us.

Tyler: Ay, look at those J*ps! They're the whole reason we're suffering under a pandemic!

Lei: Excuse us? I'm from Macau, and Maria's half-white.

Tyler: Half-white?! That's even worse! Her blood is tainted by c***ks!

Me: Dude, fuck off! You can protest for the charges dropped if you like, even though that's never gonna happen in a million years, but leave us out of this shit.

Suddenly, one of the protestors threw a bottle of water at Lei and told him to go back to Korea. This led to a brawl between us and the group. Even though they outnumbered us, we beat their asses pretty hard. At one point, Longwei said this while beating Tyler:

Longwei: You pricks are nothing but a bunch of losers who are all talk! The so-called "inferior races" are just about as equal as you!

In the end, the group ran off, while we dashed off in the opposite direction. Even though we never saw them again, they did one last trick up their sleeves by Airdropping the actual video of Payton shooting up the store! While most of these didn't go through, me and Lei both unfortunately had to witness the entire clip, and it was abhorrent. Lei in particular said the shooter must've had inspiration from the Christchurch mosque shooter, who also filmed his massacre.

The time I almost got cancelled from some rabid psychos from Twitter
Backstory: We had an African-American woman named Fiona come to the base. Now, Fiona is an anti-racist, and highly disapproves of my locket that includes a picture of one of my ancestors, whom was in the Confederate Army. She also hates anything paganism and occult-related, so she decided that the best action was to pawn my locket and tarot cards. When I found that out, I was so pissed, that I ended up punching her and nearly stabbing her. I don't even take my locket to BLM and StopAsianHate rallies since it can offend many of the protestors there. In the end, Fiona was permanently banned from the base, and I had my knife confiscated for three weeks and couldn't go outside for two weeks. Thankfully, her parents didn't press charges on me and said Zhao can decide my punishment. Her stepdad even said that Fiona shouldn’t been allowed, but I shouldn’t have lashed out and even accepted the permanent ban.

However, when I posted an AITA story about the incident, it was easily one of the most polarizing AITA stories I've ever posted. A lot of people said YTA and ESH, and I saw many NTA comments get downvoted. However, the worst came from Twitter, where the rabid SJWs were so pissed, that they went on a cancel party to try and take me and the gang down.

Now, according to them, I was a racist who tried to provoke Fiona by shoving my beliefs down her throat, and that I even nearly lynched her. I couldn't tell you how hard I facepalmed when I first saw all of that. I mean, if I hated black people, then I certainly won't have came at those BLM protests in support of the black community. I even saw some crazy Christian weirdos jump on the bandwagon just to hate on my pagan roots. Seriously? I don't mock your fucking religion. Lei also said that he saw some Christian militant group threaten to dox our location and send their paramilitary to shoot us down. Thankfully, that never came to fuision.

I even saw some people coming at our boss Zhao for taking away my knife, saying that he was treating me like I was 16 and that he was being too harsh. While I was a bit disappointed at the punishment, I do realize that my actions could've gotten me arrested and have the entire gang exposed, and I really didn't want that to happen since this was my life until I died and I would rather die with my ‘life’ than face prison, which is why I accepted the punishment. Zhao even defended it saying that he also barred Fiona for every entering the base again, as we have a zero-tolerance policy on theft, and hers was very extreme and comparable to Pierre selling Xiu-mei's plushies at a thrift store.

He even said he didn’t approve of the locket but let me keep it because:


 * 1) It’s a family heirloom.
 * 2) It’s my property.
 * 3) He even said that Fiona had no obligations stealing something that did NOT belong to her.

In the end, the cancel movement ended up being a fail, and everyone just gave up at trying to cancel me, which I am very thankful for. Some of those folks seriously needed to touch grass.