Sevick Family Running Errands

Transcript
Nicole: "Carmen and Kevin Sevick had to run errands, so they took their children out in public. Unfortunately, it was a nightmare for them."

Carmen: "Kids, time to get in the van!"

[The family scrambles into the black Nissan Armada]

Van Trip
Nick: "I'm hungry."

Adam: "I'm bored."

Mia: "Mommy, I'm thirsty."

Greg: "Woof! Woof! WOOOOOOOOOOF!"

Carmen: "Just stop it!"

Asa: "Boring."

Sasha: "I am so tired."

[The non-identical twins start a slap fight]

Kevin: "Hayleigh, Lauren, drop it!"

Oscar: "Will we get something to eat?"

Leah: "I need to use the restroom."

Brittany: (crying) "IT'S HOOOT!"

Eugene: "Adam's invading my space!"

Freddie: "I'm feeling sick."

[The triplets push themselves with their hips]

Lexi: "OW!"

David: "I don't feel good."

Philip: "You guys, stop complaining and stuff. Dad's trying to concentrate."

The Mall
Nicole: "First, the family went to the mall."

[Eugene runs into a DVD store and shoplifts some Rolie Polie Olie, Pajanimals, and PB&J Otter DVDs]

[Rachel pulls a Security guard by the necktie]

Security guard: "HEY!"

[Freddie goes to a toy store and shoplifts a Bakugan DVD and knocks over all of the toys in the shop]

[Lauren runs to the elevator naked]

[Hayleigh enters an unauthorized area in the mall]

[Russell, Eugene, Rachel, Adam, Lexi, and David all run to a pet store and cause some havoc]

[Russell smashes a hamster cage with a hammer and crushes the hamster with its exercise wheel]

[David opens every cage containing a dog breed with a key and all of the dogs run away]

[Eugene uses an aluminum baseball bat to smash a fish tank, and all of the contents pour out of it]

[Adam tries to knock over the frog tank]

[Lexi opens a birdcage and grabs a parakeet inside and hits it on its head with her bare fist]

[Rachel smacks the shopkeeper in the face repeatedly]

Nicole: "The kids under 16 except Hayleigh wanted Burger King but Carmen said that they were going to have TGI Friday's."

Adam: "TGI FRIDAY'S IS FOR IDIOTS!"

Oscar: "I WANT BURGER KING!"

Freddie: "TGI is crap!"

Mia: "BURGER KING IS MUCH BETTER!"

Greg: "I AGREE!!!!"

Luke: "We are not eating there today. Mom said that we will eat at TGI Friday's."

Rachel: "As you wish, dumb(bleep)!"

[The kids under 16 except Hayleigh run to Burger King]

Philip: "Mom! Dad! They went to Burger King."

[Luke, Carmen, Hayleigh, Kevin, and Philip run to Burger King to get the others]

[Cut to: They arrive at Burger King]

Carmen: "All of you, get out immediately. We are not having Burger King."

Kevin: "We are having TGI Friday's and that decision is final!!!"

David: "WE HATE TGI FRIDAY'S!"

Lexi: "YEAH! AFTER THAT, WE WANNA GO TO BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP!"

Aquarium
Nicole: "Carmen and Kevin took the kids to the nearest aquarium."

[The family goes to a hammerhead shark exhibit]

[Russell uses a hammer to cause a hole in the tank, releasing water out of it]

[Aquarium repairman gasps]

Aquarium repairman: "I must fix it right now!"

[Next, the family enters a corral reef exhibit which consists of many colorful fish swimming in a large corral reef]

[Adam defecates on the floor and smears his feces on the glass]

Carmen: "Oh, my god. Adam, you don't smear your poo-poo on the glass, you will make it very dirty."

[The family arrives at the sea otter exhibit which consists of a large pool filled with sea otters]

[Sasha takes off her clothes and shoes, jumps over the railing, and begins to swim in the sea otter exhibit naked]

Sasha: "Try and catch me and I will kill you!"

[The family goes to the touch tank exhibit]

[Eugene takes a stingray out of the touch tank]

Kevin: "Eugene, no! Don't take him out! The stingray is at his happiest when he's in this tank. Okay?"

[Eugene sighs and drops the stingray back into the tank]

[Lauren splashes the water in the tank over Brittany, making her cry]

Supermarket
Nicole: "Next, they entered the supermarket."

[Eugene puts lots of fake doo-doo in a line across the produce aisle]

[Mia takes a joyride on a shopping cart in the cereal aisle while Oscar throws the cereals on that aisle to the floor]

[Sasha goes in the health and beauty aisle and scatters tons of shampoo and hair gel across that aisle and shoplifts a cosmetic kit]

[Nick hits a female cashier]

[David goes to the dairy aisle and spills milk all over the place]

[The triplets enter the snack aisle, grab a bag of Utz Potato Chips, and begin snacking on it together]

[Hayleigh and Lauren put booby traps in the breakfast aisle]

[Greg shouts various bad words at a supermarket manager]

[Adam plays with a Coinstar machine]

[Leah steals an apple from the produce aisle]

[Brittany gets caught in one of Hayleigh and Lauren's booby traps and starts crying]

[Freddie annoys a shopper]

[Asa flips off a male cashier]

Kevin: "Knock it off, kids!"

Movie Theater
Nicole: "After that, they went to the movies to see Toy Story 4."

[At the lobby, Eugene jumps over the snack stand's counter and clogs the popcorn machine with fake doo-doo]

[Asa flips off a snack vendor]

[Lauren vandalizes some teaser pictures of upcoming movies with markers]

Carmen: "Children, stop this right now!"

[The triplets sneak into a theater showing the previews before Pokémon: Detective Pikachu and place booby traps in the aisles in the theater]

Adam: "This movie sucks."

[A man is caught in one of the booby traps]