Morisa, Olesia, and Jay get sent to Behavior Modification Camp

Orla's decision
Orla: "MORISA ADRIANNE, OLESIA MICHAELA AND JAY ANTHONY OTHORIMER! COME HERE IMMEDIATELY!"

Orla: "Now you three, do you know why dad and I have to send you to Behavior Modification Camp today?"

Morisa: "HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF?!?! I AIN'T GOING!"

Jay: "SAME FOR ME!!! I DON'T WANNA GO THERE!!"

Olesia: "AND YOU CAN'T MAKE US!!!"

Orla: "You have to. Your behavior this Christmas at Aunt Pam's house is very appalling, the three of you. I will not tolerate this behavior anymore."

[Jay pushes Orla over and laughs at that]

Robert: You three keep this up and you will stay there for an entire year!

1 week after the trio has left for BMC
Morisa: I can't believe this! They took away my electronics and everything!

Olesia: And they took away my iPod Touch!

Jay: This is gonna be shit!

6 months after the trio has left
[Orla is watering flowers in her garden]

Cut to:

[Jay trips an officer and laughs at that]

Officer: "You just brought yourself 30 pushups, mister!"

Jay: "I WILL NOT DO THEM!"

[Jay spits at the officer and laughs at that]

Officer: "RIGHT!!! 60 PUSHUPS!"

Cut to:

[Orla is making dinner]

The call
[Orla and Kenisha are playing a nice quiet game]

[The phone rings]

Orla: "Hello?"

???: "Is this Mrs Othorimer?"

Orla: "Yes, this is she."

???: "Well this is Delia German, head of the BMC speaking. Your children are out of control!! They set the whole campground on fire!! They beat up an officer!! They ordered 626 pizzas on my credit card!"

Orla: "I thought the facility was supposed to improve their behavior."

Delia German: "They set fire to their beds!!! They stabbed an officer with a machete!! They ate a few pizzas!"

Orla: "What shall I do?"

Orla gets tough with the trio
[A furious Orla drags the trio into the living room]

Orla: "SINCE THE BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION CENTER DIDN'T WORK, IT'S MILITARY SCHOOL FOR YOU NOW!"

Morisa: "Cram it, scumbag."

Olesia: "Get bent, asswipe!"

Jay: "Eat my shorts, you bitch ass hoe!"

[Orla dials a number to Military School]

Orla: "Hello, is Sgt. Patrick here please?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Yes, who's calling please?"

Orla: "My name is Orla Othorimer and my three kids Morisa age 13, Olesia age 11 and Jay age 6 have been kicked out of Behavior Modification Camp."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Our program is open in about 3 weeks. So tell me, Mrs Othorimer, where do they live?"

Orla: "Waterloo in Iowa."

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "When will they arrive?"

(Before Orla can answer, Olesia loads her BB gun from upstairs and shoots her mother's cell phone out of her hands. And then Morisa shoots the cell phone's screen with her BB gun, disabling it)

Orla: No! I was so close for peace and quiet!