Fliany Family 2023 Christmas

[The family is at Grandma Amy's house]

Nicole: "It was Christmas for the Fliany Family at Grandma Amy's."

The Nutcracker at the Ballet Dance Recital
Grandma Amy: "Oh, Martin, this is so exciting!"

[Rita and Lianne are getting their sugarplum fairy costumes ready]

Juliette: "Are you girls ready?"

[The family gets into the car and drives off to the community center]

Cut to:

[The family (minus the twins) are watching the Nutcracker ballet dance recital]

Martin: "Here come the sugarplum fairies, mother. The girls must be on."

Cut to:

Rita: "My lucky ballet slippers! They're gone!"

Lianne: "Mine, too!"

Christmas Shopping
Martin: "Who's ready to go Christmas Shopping?"

Lianne and Rita: "We are!"

AM Morning
[After Grandma Amy, Martin, Tyson and Blake leave for church]

Juliette: "Would you girls like to help mommy do some baking?"

Lianne: "Sure, mommy!"

Rita: "So, what are we going to make?"

Juliette: "We are going to make gingerbread houses and cookies!"

Lianne: "Yummy!"

Rita: "I love cookies!"

[45 minutes later]

Martin: "I'm afraid not, because you boys misbehaved in church!"

Juliette: "What did they do?"

AM Noon
Juliette: "Would you girls like to watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Powerpuff Girls: Twas the Fight Before Christmas and Mickey's Christmas Carol?"

Lianne: "Yes I will."

Rita: "I will!"

Time to Open Presents
Martin: "Guys, are you ready to open presents?"

Rita: "I am so excited!"

Lianne: "Me too!"

[Lianne and Rita open up their presents]

Lianne: "Whoah! I got a PB&J Otter finger puppet set with a plush house, a PB&J Otter book called Peanut's Shapes, Dora the Explorer: Pirate Adventure DVD, a Pudsey Bear, a Dora the Explorer doll, a Dora the Explorer: Map Adventures DVD, a Boots the Monkey plush, and a gift card to Toys R Us!"

Rita: "Yay! I got a PB&J Otter book called Noodle Dance, a Princess Cozy Coupe with shiny glitter, a Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas DVD, a Dora the Explorer: Dora Celebrates Three Kings Day DVD, a Woody Woodpecker plush toy, a puppy plush, a Pikachu doll, and tons of candy!"

[Tyson and Blake find a note that reads "Tyson and Blake, you boys were very, very bad this year. You bickered, tortured your little sisters, swore, and got expelled from 4 schools each. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Juliette: "Look in your stockings."

[Lianne and Rita look inside their stockings]

Lianne: "Look, mommy, I got Hello Kitty, Snivy, Piplup, Torchic, Bulbasaur, lots and lots of candy, some candy canes, Totodile and a Pikachu! Look, mommy, a Dora the Explorer: Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure DVD, a Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Mermaids DVD and a Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Snow Princess DVD!"

Rita: "Mommy, come here! I got a Chilly Willy dolly! I also got candy canes, a Nick Jr. Favorites Holiday DVD, a whole lotta candy, Tepig, Turtwig, Mudkip, Squirtle and Charmander. I also got the PB&J Otter DVD's!"

[Tyson and Blake reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Blake: "BAH! HUMBUG! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A VERY TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS IN MY LIFE!"

Tyson: "YEAH! BLAKE IS RIGHT! If we're not happy, then no one should be."

Blake: "LET'S ATTACK LIANNE AND RITA!"

Nicole: "This is where the havoc began."

[Tyson and Blake begin to viciously and violently attack their sisters]

[Lianne and Rita scream in terror]

Blake: "DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE ATTACKING YOU?!!!!"

Rita: "Mommy!"

Lianne: "Help! HELP!"

Juliette: "I'm coming, girls. Don't worry! Mommy's coming! OH MY GOD!!!!!!"

Tyson: "This will teach you for getting precious gifts."

[Lianne and Rita scream, but Blake puts his hands over their mouths]

Grandma Amy: "HOLD ON GIRLS!"

Tyson: "Open up your mouths!"

Rita: "NO! WE DON'T TO!"

Lianne: "GO AWAY YOU STUPID JERK!"

Tyson: "I SAID OPEN YOUR MOUTHS!!!!"

[Tyson force feeds the twins vodka while Blake duct tapes Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: "Hmmph Hpmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: " You now lost the Xbox 360 for 2 weeks!")

Blake: "Quit speaking, dork."

Tyson: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR THOSE BRATTY PB&J OTTER-LOVING TWINS!"

Juliette: "Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph Hmph!" (translates to: "Because they are nice and well-mannered unlike you and Blake!")

Blake: "If you don't shut up, I will hit you!"

Juliette: "HMMPH HMMPH HMMPH!" (translates to: "DON'T YOU DARE!")

[Blake hits Juliette across her face]

Nicole: "Tyson then made the twins cry by telling a fib that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla destroying Disney headquarters."

Tyson: "Lianne, Rita, guess what?!"

Rita: (slurring) "Wut......" (translates to: "What?")

Tyson: "PB&J Otter is cancelled because Godzilla destroyed Disney headquarters."

Lianne: (slurring) "Arr.......uuuu......riiiiight?" (translates to: "Are you right?")

Tyson: "It is true!"

[The twins start to bawl their eyes out]

Tyson: "Crying is not gonna help take the show back!"

Martin: "What is going on, kids?"

Rita: (slurring) "Taaaiseeenn.......seeed........tat........PB&J....Uttterrrrrrrr.......issss.....cuncolllled.....cuz...of...Gudzilla." (translates to: "Tyson said that PB&J Otter is cancelled 'cause of Godzilla.")

Martin: "Your privileges are gone for a month, young men! It is certain that Godzilla did not destroy Disney headquarters."

[Martin peels the duct tape off Juliette's mouth]

[Juliette rushes over to her screaming, crying and bawling twins]

Juliette: "Oh my sweet babies, what's wrong? Shhh."

[Juliette brings the twins on to the couch and sits close to them]

Juliette: "Come on and tell me all about it, my poor little angels."

Lianne: "Tyson and Blake hurt us for getting presents and not them and then they fed us something bad!"

Rita: "And they told us that PB&J Otter is cancelled because of Godzilla!"

Juliette: "Shhh. Mommy's here. It's all right, I will always be here for you girls."

Grandma Amy: "I'll get you some tissues."

[Grandma Amy comes back with a box of tissues for Juliette]

Nicole: "A little while later, their Aunt Hilary, Uncle Wally, and cousins Max, Kenny, Becky, Greg, Frederick and Oliver came over."

Kenny: "Hey, my presents are missing!"

Becky: "I can't find mine!"

Oliver: "I bet the Grinch stole them!"

Christmas Dinner
[The family is gathered for Christmas dinner]

Juliette: "Kenny, Becky, I found your presents!"

Juliette: "I'm afraid to say that Tyson and Blake stole them."

Becky: "Can we see them?"