Mazar Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"

Debra: "Go and do your HOMEWORK, RIGHT NOW!!!"

Trenton: "EAT MY SHORTS!"

Announcer: "Jo visits Portland, Oregon and meets the Mazar Family,"

Debra: "Bronson, that is enough,"

Bronson: "Mommy is a nail biter! Nail biter! Nail biter!"

[Bronson goes onto Debra's Facebook account, and types in, 'Mommy is a nail biter because she bites her nails. I know because I saw her biting her nails,']

River: "Daddy is a nosepicker! Nosepicker!"

[River types in his father's Facebook account, 'Daddy picks his nose while nobody's looking!"]

Announcer: "The twins, Bronser and River, as well as Ainsley and Bryce, make fun of mom and dad..."

[Ainsley notices that Steve has one left small foot, and one right large foot, and begins to make fun of her father's feet]

Ainsley: "Daddy's got circus feet! Was he raised by clowns or what?"

[Bryce notices that Debra is overweight, and he begins to crudely mock her]

Bryce: "Fatty, fatty, fat, fat! Fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"

Debra: "Bryce, stop it."

Announcer: "...and act odd around the clock."

[Bryce blows a raspberry]

[Ainsley burps]

Submission Reel
Jo: "Well, another week, another family in need. Let's see who we got here this time."

???: "Hi, we're the Mazar Family!"

Bryce picks on Debra
Jo: "Bryce likes to bully his mother because she is overweight. And it wasn't long before Bryce dished out insults to Debra."

Bryce: "You are fat. FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!"

Debra: "What did you just call me?"

Bryce: "Fatty."

[Debra's anger rises]

Debra: "YOU DO NOT CALL MOMMY THAT NAME!"

Bryce: "Fatty, fatty, fat, fat! Fatty, fatty, fat, fat!"

Debra: "Bryce, stop it."

Bryce: "No, fatty!"

Jo: "Just ignore it."

Bronson picks on Debra
Bronson: "MUMMY IS TUBBY!!!"

Debra: "That is not nice!"

Bronson: "You should be in a sumo wrestling match!"

Debra: "Stop it, right now!"

Bronson: "You got no job, no friends, no life and everyone hates you!"

Debra: "Bronson, that is enough!"

Bronson: "DON'T CARE! YOU ARE TUBBY! You got no job, no friends, no life and everyone hates you! I know that everyone knows you're ungrateful! NOW SHUT UP, YOU BIG FAT MEANIE! GET YOUR LOO IN THE ZOO! YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!"

Jo: "For me to observe that was quite shocking. This young boy just told his mother that everyone hated her. How mean can you get?"

[Debra starts to cry]

Bronson: "Mommy is a nail biter! Nail biter! Nail biter!"

[Bronson goes onto Debra's facebook account, types in "Mommy is a nail biter because she bites her nails. I know because I saw her biting her nails," and publishes it]

[Bronson changes Debra's profile image to a nail picture]

Debra: "BRONSON TIMOTHY MAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!" (grabs Bronson and smacks him on his backside)

House Rules
Jo: "Today we're going to have rules. The first rule is, treat mom and dad with respect."

Jo: "Number 2: No name calling,"

Jo: "Number 3: Be kind with your words,"

Calling Nicole Birou
[Nicole picks up the phone while she is in her Nintendo WFC Company]

Nicole: "Hello, this is Nicole Birou, who's calling please?"

Jo: (talking gibberish) [Translates to: "This is Jo Frost. Which technique should I introduce for the younger ones?"]

Nicole: "Try using the Naughty Square."

Jo: "Nicole, how are you doing?"

Nicole: "I'm doing fine, thank you. Orla is behaving better than she was before. I have an upcoming wedding in a few weeks."

Naughty Square
Jo: "Later that day, Mom asked Bryce to turn the TV off. However, Bryce refused and callously insulted his mother."

[Bryce is watching Barney and Friends on TV]

Debra: "Turn off the TV. It's lunchtime."

Bryce: "NO, I'M NOT TURNING THE TV OFF YOU LAZY, OVERWEIGHT (bleep)! GO SNACK ON SOME PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FATSO!!!"

Jo: (to Debra) "That young boy of yours is being callously disrespectful. Give him a warning because we are not having this behavior anymore."

Debra: "Bryce Lawrence Mazar, stop this behavior right now; this is your warning. If you carry on, you will be placed into time-out on the Naughty Square. Do you understand?"

Bryce: "TUBBY!"

Debra: "That does it, you are now in the Naughty Square."

[Debra puts Bryce on the Naughty Square]