Mark sneaks out the house to watch Lords of Chaos

Mark watches the trailer
Mark: (on phone) Yo, there's a trailer for a movie about Norwegian black metal?!

Lester: (on phone) Yeah! Go look it up on YouTube!

Mark: (on phone) Okay, I'll go check it out!

[Mark hangs up the phone, then looks up the trailer on YouTube]

Mark: This is it!

[Mark plays the trailer]

Mark: Woah... the entire early Norwegian black metal scene told by the perspective of Euronymous?! I AM SO GONNA WATCH IT!!!

Martha and Daniel say no
[Martha and Daniel are watching Titanic]

Martha: Don't you love this movie?

Daniel: It's too long!

Mark: (barging in the living room) MOMCANIWATCHLORDSOFCHAOSIT'SAREALLYCOOLMOVIEANDIWANNA-

Martha: Slow down!

Mark: Can I watch Lords of Chaos?

Martha: What is it about?

Mark: It's about the early Norwegian black metal scene-

Martha: No!

Mark: Why not?

Martha: Because I know it's gonna be inappropriate!

Mark: It's actually a children's film and it's G rated!

Daniel: I'm in Common Sense Media, and it's rated R and has lots of swearing, sex, and gore.

Mark: Well I'm 17, so I can watch it!

Martha: Mark, the last time you watched an R rated movie, you attempted to kill your sister Freddy Krueger style!

Mark: Please!

Daniel: Mark, if we say no, it's no!

Mark sneaks out
Mark: Fuck mom and dad! I'm gonna watch that shit no matter what! Everyone's asleep, and I know they keep the movie theater open at night for exclusive R rated and NC-17 rated movies! Since Lords of Chaos is one of them, I'm gonna steal their credit card, take the family car to the movies, and watch it!

[Mark goes into his mom's purse and takes the credit car and car keys]

Mark: Now let's go!

[Mark gets into the car, turns it on, and drives to the movie theater]

Mark: Time to buy the movie tickets!

[Mark uses the credit card to purchase a ticket to the movie]

Mark: Nice!

[Mark then proceeds to spend $100 worth of popcorn, soda, and candy]

Mark: Now let's get binging!

[Mark goes into a theater showing for Lords of Chaos]

[2 hours later...]

Mark: Wow, that was amazing! Even though there were some inaccuracies, it still was pretty cool!

Mark gets caught
[The next day...]

Martha: Wait a minute, the bank says that I spend a movie ticket to Lords of Chaos, and bought $100 worth of popcorn, soda, and candy.

Daniel: Who could've done that?

Martha: WAIT A MINUTE... MARK!!!

[Mark arrives]

Mark: Yes, mother?

Martha: DON'T "YES, MOTHER" ME!!! YOU SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE TO WATCH LORDS OF CHAOS EVEN THOUGH WE SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH IT!!!

Mark: Well I'm 17! It wasn't even that bad!

Daniel: Well you don't steal your mother's credit card to buy a movie ticket and $100 worth of popcorn, soda, and candy!

Martha: You are also grounded for a week! No heavy metal albums, no TV, no video games, no computer, no driving out, and furthermore! Go to your room right now!

Mark: FUCKING HELL!!! THIS IS WHY I CAN'T DO SHIT!!!