Iconic-Todaro Family visit the Samo-Woods Family

Transcript
[The Iconic-Todaro Family are in Nerima-ku, Tokyo, Japan]

Rico: "Mommy, can we go see Toshio?"

Paula: "Of course."

[Paula and Rico quietly tip-toe pass Giuseppe, who has passed out, heavily drunk on the recliner in the living room, careful not to wake him]

Paula: "Okay, Rico, come in the taxi."

[Paula and Rico hail a taxi which takes them to the Samo Mansion]

Rico: "It's huge how come a 6-year-old and his young mother have a mansion big as that."

Visit
[Paula opens the door on a 9-story mansion to reveal a young 25-year old woman with a 6-year-old boy in her arms in tattered and stitched clothing]

Paula: "Who's this?"

Satoko: "俊夫、私は聡子午前" (Translation: Toshio, I am Satoko)

Paula: "Hello Toshio, how are you sweetie ?, I got a little boy who is around your age."

[Toshio does not speak, only given a scowl, and Satoko puts him down]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Sorry about Toshio, it's his history of child abuse)

[Toshio stares at Rico]

Rico: "Hello, I am Rico, you are Toshio Samo, are you?"

[Toshio still stares]

Rico: "Does he talk?"

[Satoko looks at Rico]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Toshio often scowls at 99 things, and Sonic, Pokemon, Digimon, anime, manga, his and my friends and video games will never be one, he smile at that)

Satoko: "" (Translation: Are you a friend of Toshio?)

[Satoko welcomes them inside, and she and Toshio bow]

Satoko: "私は両方と遊ぶためにあなたのためのいくつかのおもちゃを取得しながら、俊夫、あなたはプエルトリコでポケモンを見ることができます" (Translation: Toshio, you can watch Pokemon with Rico while I get some toys for you both to play with)

Toshio: "大丈夫！" (Translation: Okay!)

[Toshio gets one of the Pokemon DVDs from the cabinet and inserts it in the DVD player]

Rico: "It's Japanese, but it's okay."

[Giuseppe returns from the bar]

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR OVER 18, TV IS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE UNDER 18 YEARS!!!!!!"

Rico: "Ignore him Toshio, he does this every time, he thinks that all TV programs have strong violence, strong language, nudity and other content, but it isn't true for Pokemon."

Paula: (to herself) "I thought Rico and I got past him when we left."

Satoko: "えっ？" (Translation: Huh?)

Paula: "Oh nothing Satoko! My husband and his siblings and here to ruin the fun of my son and your son."

[Satoko gives Giuseppe a death glare]

Satoko: "俊夫を傷つける、私は、ジュゼッペあなたを殺すでしょう" (Translation: Hurt Toshio, I will kill you, Giuseppe)

Giuseppe: "I'M THE ADULT AND THE AUTHORITY FIGURE! TV IS FOR ADULTS! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! THROW YOUR SON'S TOYS AWAY NOW! AND TURN OFF THAT (bleep)ING TV!"

[Giuseppe drags Paula to the living room]

Giuseppe: "Paula, no matter where you go, you will never get away from me! I will always find you!"

Satoko: (sarcastically) "うん右、私は信じていた場合その犬(bleep)" (Translation: Yeah right, if I believe that dog ****)

[Satoko flips Giuseppe off and calmly walks away to keep and eye on Toshio and Rico]

[Toshio nods as he hides in the bathroom and locks the door]

Rico: "Or Rolie Polie Olie."

Paula: "Giuseppe, I don't care if TV has an age restriction, I do not like this rule, It's Satoko's house, not yours, and is Toshio your son? no, is Rico your son? yes."

Satoko: "ここでは、俊夫であり、それは、あなたがそれらを好きだけの方法あなたの23おもちゃだ" (Translation: Here we are, Toshio, that's your 23 toys, just the way you like them)

Toshio: "東京の病棟のような" (Translation: Like the wards of Tokyo)

Rico: "23 wards of Tokyo?"

Satoko: "はい、東京の23特別区、日本、私と俊夫は練馬ですに住んでいるものがある、残りは足立、荒川区、文京区、千代田区、中央区、江戸川区、板橋区、葛飾区、北区、江東区、目黒区、港区、中野区、大田区、世田谷区、渋谷区、品川区、新宿区、杉並区、墨田区、台東区、豊島区" (Translation: Yes, there is 23 special wards in Tokyo, Japan, The one me and Toshio live in is Nerima, the rest are Adachi, Arakawa, Bunkyo, Chiyoda, Chuo, Edogawa, Itabashi, Katsushika, Kita, Koto, Meguro, Minato, Nakano, Ota, Setagaya, Shibuya, Shinagawa, Shinjuku, Suginami, Sumida, Taito, and Toshima)

[Satoko comes back down with Toshio's Sonic, Cream, Latias, Tails, Gold Sonic, Gengar, Cyndaquil, Dewott, shiny Helioptile, Haunter, Mewtwo, Silver, Knuckles, Pidove, Classic Amy Rose, Sylveon, Super Sonic, Shadow, Amy Rose, Fennekin, Baby Mario, Werehog Sonic, Fire Mario, Chao, Dr. Eggman, Classic Sonic, Baby Peach, Buzzy Beatle, light blue Yoshi, shiny Umbreon, Mantyke, Litleo, Baby Waluigi, Chespin, Marill, Baby Wario, Silver Sonic, Pikachu, Mario, Blooper, Patrat, Inkay, Goomba, shiny Mew, Bowser Jr., Pata Pata, Bob-omb, Kanek, Wario, Cheep Cheep, Lakitu, Shy Guy, Flying Squirrel Toad, yellow Yoshi, pink Yoshi, Wiggler, Waluigi, Pipe, Diddy Kong, Pecha Berry, Mystery ? Block, Scatterbug, Bellossom, Bullet Bill, Froakie, Star Starman, Baby Luigi, Dry Bone, Ghost Boo, Torchic, Purrloin, Servine, Birdo, Donkey Kong, Koopa Troopa, Warp Pipe, Petey Pirhana, Super Mario Raccoon Tanooki, Yoshi, Princess Daisy, Squirrel Musasabi Mario, Bowser, Toad, Luigi, Chain Chomp, Princess Peach, Azelf, Dragonite, Uxie, Tepig, Thwomp, Oshawott, Snivy, Pikachu, Eevee, Axew, Jolteon, Flareon, Mew, Vaporeon, Espeon, Kitsune Fox Luigi, Vulpix, Poliwhirl, Togepi, Teddiursa, Phanpy, Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon and Mesprit plushies]

Toshio: "ありがとうございます！" (Translation: Thanks!)

Satoko: "ここにあなたの好きな23プラス37あなたの他人です" (Translation: Here's your 23 favorites plus your 37 others)

[Toshio bows]

[Satoko sits on the couch to keep an eye on them]

Rico: "So Toshio, which out of one of these if your favorite?"

[Toshio holds up his Shadow plush]

Rico: "That's your favorite?"

[Toshio nods]

Toshio: "彼は私の母のお気に入りのソニックキャラクターだし、彼の名前はシャドーです" (Translation: He's my mom's favorite Sonic character, his name is Shadow)

Rico: "My aunt Stacie and my uncle Marshall hate him."

Toshio: "なぜですか？" (Translation: Why?)

Rico: "Stacie thinks he is an annoying, grieving emo, and Marshall thinks he is a stupid concept of a character, but to me, he's an a-ok character, but more appeal to militarstic-players."

[Stacie is heavily drunk]

Stacie: "Rico, Toshio, you've just got cold showers, attic, and spanking. Come with me right now, and I will destroy that Shadow plush because everyone hates him."

Toshio: "ステイシー、私の友人は、私は、私の母はシャドーを愛して" (Translation: Stacie, my friends, me, my mom loves Shadow)

Satoko: "何ですか？" (Translation: What?)

Paula: "Giuseppe and his adoptive siblings Stacie and Marshall, and biological brothers Giovanni, Pietro, and Angelo won't let kids watch TV or play with toys as they say it's for babies and adults."

Rico: "No!"

Toshio: "古い魔女は、私たちは、シャワーや屋根裏部屋を持っていない" (Translation: Old witch, we don't have a shower or an attic)

Satoko: "彼は右だ" (Translation: He's right)

Stacie: "Giovanni! I can't disipline them!"

[Satoko holds up a sign in English that says "*****, we don't have an attic or a shower!]

Stacie: "YOU BRATTY POKEMON-LOVING KID! I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR MOTHER!"

[Satoko comes up to Stacie and slaps her]

Rico: "Toshio, Aunt Stacie told Daddy that I swore once, even though I never say any bad words."

Stacie: "Wait a minute, I know you, YOU'RE THAT JAPANESE WOMAN THAT PLAYED THE SNIPER FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 THAT TROLLED ME BY FLIRTING WITH MY TEAMMATES AND KEPT THROWING URINE AND KEPT KILLING ME AT MY FACE IN THE GAME! By trolling me, my brothers, and three of my male cousins!"

Angelo, Marshall, Giovanni, Giuseppe, and Pietro: "THE ONE WHO PLAYED THE RED SNIPER WAS A WOMAN?!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: My, my, It's my favorite player! Didn't know I trolled you, you deserve it, I picked 8 others, and those were Akira, Sachiko, Emiko, Kenji. Ai, Setsuko, Moriko, and Shinji! You suck at playing Team Fortress 2, how did Team USA, South Korea, Belarus, Canada, and Ukraine lost against you f***ers? We beated Team Germany, Scotland, China, France, and Russia without ease! What were they thinking about letting you in the matches, You only played the classes you used and suck at the others and you're even mediocre at playing the classes you used, Go back to school and learn to use the classes the proper way!)

Giovanni: "No wonder it was UK and Italy vs. Japan!"

[Giuseppe, drunk, comes over to Toshio, as he backs away in disgust]

Toshio: "グロス！あなたが酔っている！" (Translation: Gross! you're drunk!)

Paula: "He's kind of right."

Toshio: "私はソニック、ポケモン、マリオブラザーズぬいぐるみ人形で遊ぶことができます. 私はくそよくしてください！誰も私、誰を停止するつもりはないよ！" (Translation: If I can play with my Sonic, Pokemon, Mario Brothers plush dolls. I DARN WELL PLEASE! NO ONE'S GONNA STOP ME, NO ONE!)

Rico: "He's right, he's saying something about he can play with his toys as long as he wants and no one's gonna stop him."

[Toshio holds his Sonic plushes tightly]

Giuseppe: "Give me those toys, now, or I will slit your throat! I WILL NOW TEAR THEIR STUFFING OUT!"

Toshio: "NO!"

Rico: "Just ignore it."

[Toshio nods]

Paula: "Stacie, you are not using your guns here because Toshio and Rico are only little."

[Giuseppe snatches the plushes off Toshio]

Toshio: "いいえリコのお父さん！" (Translation: No Rico's Dad!)

[Toshio screams and kicks Giuseppe while following him, who has his plushes]

Toshio: (screaming) "リコのお父さん！それらをお返しまたは私はあなたを気の毒になる！私は、あなたは申し訳ありませ作る！" (Translation: RICO'S DAD! GIVE THEM BACK OR I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!)

Giuseppe: "Never! Toys are for babies! TV is for adults! I will also burn your stupid Sonic plush dolls! One more thing, keep that door unlocked in case there is a fire, got it?"

Toshio: "私についてのすべてはあなたに馬鹿を放つことを知っています！" (Translation: I know everything about fires you idiot!)

Giuseppe: "Which way shall I burn these Sonic plushies, behead these Pokemon plushies, and cut the Mario plushies in half? Your choice Toshio."

Toshio: "起こりそうではない！これまで！" (Translation: Not gonna happen! Ever!)

[Toshio threatens Giuseppe with a butcher knife]

Toshio: "その後、私は私のおもちゃで遊ぶか、死なせ" (Translation: Then let me play with my toys or die)

[Giuseppe gets out a kitchen knife and holds it close towards Toshio's throat]

Giuseppe: "If you tell anyone, I will cut your throat."

Toshio: "今、私を放っ！" (Translation: Leave me alone, NOW!)

[Toshio blow a raspberry and grabs the knife and pulls it towards Giuseppe]

Toshio: "私は平和のうちに私のおもちゃで遊ばせて、私は、ワシントン州シアトルで私のツアー中のUFOキャッチャーからそれらを獲得" (Translation: Let me play with my toys in peace, I won them from a UFO Catcher during my tour in Seattle, Washington)

Rico: "Toshio..."

[Toshio pushes Giuseppe]

Lucy: "Gotcha."

Giuseppe: "LET ME GO! LEMME AT HIM!!!!! I'm going to murder him!!"

Paula: "No. I am not letting you fight a 6-year old over TV and toys."

[Rico and Toshio play with their toys in the basement and Toshio locks the door]

[Satoko stops fighting Stacie and pushes Giuseppe against the wall]

Satoko: "あなたは離れてあなたのわがまま息子のおもちゃを取ることはありません(long bleep)！" (Translation: Don't you take my son's toys away you selfish *******!)

[Satoko grabs Giuseppe and Stacie and knocks the both unconsious by banging their heads]

[Satoko them picks up Toshio]

Toshio: "私は彼のお母さんが好きではない" (Translation: I don't like him mom)

Satoko: "私もない" (Translation: Me neither)

Rico: "I'm so sorry Ms. Samo, he will punish people under Juuhachi (18) for watching TV, and punish anyone of over Ichi (1) for playing with toys, for TV I mean older teens and adults, and for toys, I mean babies aged newborn to 1 year old."

[Satoko lets Toshio down and they bow then picks him up again]

[Satoko gets out some Pocky sticks for Toshio, who starts eating them]

[Satoko puts Toshio down, who comes over to Rico]

Toshio: "ポッキー？" (Translation: Pocky?)

Rico: "Yes, please."

[Rico takes a Pocky Stick out of the box as Toshio gets his toys from Giuseppe, who is still unconscious]

[Rico takes out a knife and slits Giuseppe's throat]

[Toshio and Satoko gasps in amusement]

Marisa: "How was your life like before your mom divorced her 2nd husband?"

Toshio: "私の本当のお父さんは悪いし、彼のように頑固な、ジュゼッペとして本当に意地悪だったし、彼は彼女が買い物から帰ってきたとき、彼は私のお母さんを襲っ見るためのベルトで私を殴らのでお母さんは彼を離婚し、彼はほとんど私を溺れさせ、私のお母さんは取り戻した邪魔にならないように私のお父さんをプッシュして、バスタブから私を出して、差し止め命令を充填し、お父さんは20年ほど前から大阪刑務所に刑を宣告された意識と" (Translation: My real Dad was bad and really mean-spirited as Giuseppe, stubborn as him, and Mom divorced him because he had beaten me with a belt for seeing he attacked my Mom when she came home from shopping, and he nearly drowned me, my Mom regained consciousness and pushed my Dad out of the way and got me out of the bathtub, and filled a restraining order, and Dad was sentenced in Osaka prison for about 3 years)

Imogen: "He's right, I heard about him on the news when I was using my teacher's laptop, I was more than shocked, I felt really sorry!"

Marisa: "How sad, I hate my dad as well, I hated him when he shook my favorite brother Kevin and gave him brain damage, AND THE (bleep)S WON'T LET ME WATCH TV! It took heavy toll on me, I miss him terribly, and I just want Giuseppe to die for killing my baby brother!"

[Toshio nods]

Toshio: "ここに同じ、私の本当のお父さんとステップダディーは私がテレビを見てだけでなくすることはできないだろう" (Translation: Same here, my real dad and stepdad wouldn't let me watch TV as well)

Marisa: "They and Giuseppe think it is for over 18?"

Toshio: "はい" (Translation: Yes)

[Toshio unpauses the TV to watch Pokemon with Rico]

Morisa: "Ms. Samo, I feel sorry for your son about his dark past, and he wasn't allowed to watch TV, ever."

Satoko: "彼が生まれて、彼に揺さぶられっ子症候群を与えようと試みたとき、私は非常に感謝を感じる、あなたの言う、私は私の夫はどちらだ好きではありませんでしたありがとうございます、一樹は私の最初の夫であった​​、彼は俊夫を好きではなかった、彼は本当に思った気持ち悪い、と私はそれをやってから彼を止め、彼は3チャンス、3チャンスを与えられ、彼は今2回で、第二チャンス、テレビを見るための俊夫を酔っぱらった、彼は彼の第四に合格にピカチュウを再生するためのベルトで俊夫の膝を打つ彼は俊夫が何かをやらせないための誕生日は、今、彼は彼の友人の家から遅刻家庭であることのため敏夫のファイナルチャンス攻撃し、私は彼と離婚しました！" (Translation: I feel very appreciated, Thank you for your say, I didn't like my husband's either, Kazuki was my first husband, he didn't like Toshio when he was born and tried to give him Shaken Baby Syndrome, he thought he was really disgusting, and I stopped him from doing it, he was given 3 chances, The 3rd Chance, he beat Toshio for watching TV, now 2 chances, The 2nd Chance, he hit Toshio's knees with a belt for playing Pass The Pikachu at his 4th birthday, now the Final Chance, he attacked Toshio for being late coming home from his friend's house, I've divorced him because he wouldn't let Toshio do anything!)

Paula: "Because of Giuseppe preventing her from watching TV, she, Imogen, Myles, and Corey misbehave because of it, they are kind, friendly, laid-back children from the inside, on the outside, they want revenge on Giuseppe and his siblings."

Corey: "The one of my dad's sibling's I really hate is Marshall because he isn't helpful and is always thinking TV is for 18 and up."

[Toshio picks up his Sonic, Pikachu, Shadow, and Mario plush and he goes into his bedroom, shuts his door and locks it]

[Toshio and Satoko giggle]

Marshall: "Not funny."

[Toshio and Satoko are going in the car]

Satoko: "私はライチュウ、ポーラを取得する場合、私はあなたの夫や彼の兄弟が離れてそれをスローする場合、彼は死んだ、と遊ぶ俊夫のためのより多くのおもちゃを見つけるために買い物に行きます" (Translation: I am going shopping to find more toys for Toshio to play with, If i get a Raichu, Paula, if you husband or his siblings throw it away, he's dead)

[Satoko puts a sign over Toshio's things saying "DO NOT TOUCH MY SON'S STUFF, EVER! (execpt Rico, Morisa, Myles, Corey, and the other kdis in the Iconic-Todaro Family)" in Japanese and English while putting Regan Macneil pictures, screamers, and the Scary Car Ride on 6 laptops]

Giuseppe: "SHE CAN SPEAK ITALIAN!"

Paula: "Giuseppe, I told you over 20 times this is Tokyo, not Rome!"

[Paula faces the others].

Paula: "Hear that guys? No throwing away, because Satoko spent so much money on those plush dolls."

Toshio: "リコさようなら！" (Translation: Bye Rico!)

[The car drives off]

Stacie: "SHE WILL TAKE FOREVER! SHE CODDLES HIM AND SPOILS HIM!"

Marisa: "Aunt Stacie, she's allowed to shop for things for Toshio, even when she's a trillionaire because her son is an actor."

Stacie: "He's only 6! How come he gets all those toys? HE'S STOLEN THEM!!"

Paula: "According to Satoko, he won them during his holiday in Seattle, by UFO Catchers for his 6th birthday, he's also the most popular boy in his class at school, he signed many autographs."

Rico: "Wow. He's rich!!"

Paula: "That's right, he is known in Nerima, Tokyo, Japan and he appeared in many films."

S hopping
Toshio: "お母さんは、私がデジモンたい：スーパークロスウォーズレッドを、私はすでにブルーの有無" (Translation: Mom, I want Digimon: Super Xros Wars Red, I already have Blue)

Satoko: "さて俊夫" (Translation: Okay Toshio)

Toshio: "そして、私が許可している場合、我々は呪怨のDVDを購入することはできますか？" (Translation: And if I'm allowed, Can we buy a Ju-On DVD?)

Satoko: "もちろん我々は親愛なる、することができます" (Translation:Of course we can, dear)

[Toshio gets out his plushies]

Toshio: "私はその腐った人間のくずから私のお気に入りを保存したい" (Translation: I wanted to save my favorites from that rotten riff-raff)

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Stacie: "WHAT THE (bleep) IS TAKING HER SO LONG?!"

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[Toshio and his mother are at a Pokemon Center Store]

Cinema
Nicole: "They went to the movies, the Todaro siblings had to stay outside because of the risks of children watching TV and playing with toys, Toshio was a child actor and Toshio said that the others were with him and his mother."

Security Guard: "要人だけ" (Translation: VIP's only)

Toshio: "心配しないでください、リコは私と一緒だ" (Translation: Don't worry, Rico's with me)

Satoko: "そして、我々は最初に取得する渡した" (Translation: And we have passes to get in first)

Paula: "Also, Giuseppe and his siblings are not allowed because we are concerned he may attack people."

Giuseppe: "THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

[Satoko goes up to Giuseppe]

Satoko: "私は彼の影、マリオ、ピカチュウ、そしてゴミ箱にソニックプラシ天の人形を見たら、あなたを聞いて、私はあなたとあなたの兄弟を殺すつもりだ" (Translation: Listen you, if I see his Shadow, Mario, Pikachu, and Sonic plush dolls in the trash, I am going to kill you and your siblings)

[Toshio blows a raspberry at Giuseppe and points his katana at him]

[Satoko and Imogen walk away]

Imogen: "She is saying something about Toshio's toys and she is threatening if you throw them away, she is going to kill you."

[Satoko, Paula, Marisa, Imogen, Corey, Rico, and Toshio enter the Cinema]

Paula: "It's okay Toshio, don't think about them."

[Toshio nods]

[The adults (minus Giuseppe and his siblings) enter a Ringu (The Ring) theatre]

Satoko: "これはすべての時間の私のお気に入りの映画の一つです" (Translation: This is one of my favorite movies of all time)

[Satoko turns to Paula]

Satoko: "子供たちは、天空の城を見ることができます" (Translation: The kids can see Castle In The Sky)

Paula:"Hai (yes), Satoko."

78 minutes later

[Paula, Satoko and the kids leave the cinema and go in the car]

Giuseppe: "It's not fair! I didn't see a single movie!"

Paula: "Did you know what happened last time when we went?"

Rico: "Yeah, he beat a child who is still in hospital and was banned from the movie theatre for life."

Paula: "That is right."

Giuseppe: "One of these days, I'm going to kill those brats, douse their bodies in gasoline and set their remains on fire!"

Marisa: "Dad, stop talking already, you are annoying me!"

Giuseppe: "If I can't see a movie, then no one else will!"

[Giuseppe gathers a cigarette lighter and a gallon of gasoline, preparing to burn down the movie theatre]

Paula: "No, you are not!"

[Paula takes the lighter off Giuseppe alongside the gasoline]

[Paula, Satoko and the kids quickly catch the bullet train to Toyota, Aichi, Japan and leave Giuseppe behind]

Giuseppe: "When's the next bullet train?"

Train conductor: "The last train for the day already left one hour ago."

Playground
Nicole: "It was time to go to the playground."

[Toshio is holding his plush dolls with the rest in a backpack]

Paula: "Have fun."

[Toshio gets his toys out and sits on a bench while drinking Ramune drink]

Shika: "こんにちは俊夫！" (Translation: Hi Toshio!)

Toshio: "こんにちは鹿！" (Translation Hi Shika!)

Rico: "Who's this?"

Toshio: "これは鹿です" (Translation: This Is Shika)

Rico: "Hello, Shika."

[Shika waves]

Paula: "Who's this?"

Rico: "This is Shika."

[Paula shakes Shika's hand]

Paula: "Konnichiwia!"

[Shika waves]

Giuseppe: "HEY TOSHIO! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!"

Toshio: "何？" (Translation: What?)

Rico: "How did you find us?"

Giussppe: "THOSE TOYS YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ARE FOR BABIES! SONIC, MARIO, AND POKEMON ARE FOR BABIES!"

[Rico spits on Giuseppe]

Shika: "いいえ、彼らは、ジュゼッペはありませんが、ソニックがかわいい外観にもかかわらず、暴力と文字が軽度の言語を持っていない、マリオは軽度の暴力があり、ポケモンは、暴力を持っている" (Translation: No they are not, Giuseppe, Sonic has violent characters and mild language in it despite the cute appearance, Mario has mild violence, and Pokemon has violence)

Marisa: "Whatever she's saying about Sonic having cute but violent characters and mild language, Mario has mild violence, and Pokemon has violence, she's so right!"

Toshio: "いいえ、そうではありません！お母さん！イタリアの男は再び私をからかっている！" (Translation: No they are not! Mum! the Italian guy is teasing me again!)

Paula: "GIUSEPPE! LEAVE TOSHIO AND SHIKA ALONE!!!!"

[Sachiko (Shika's mother) goes to keep an eye on Shika]

Giuseppe: "BUTT OUT! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!"

Sachiko: "私の娘と彼女の友達をそのままに" (Translation: Leave my daughter and her friend alone)

Paula: "Shika's mother, don't listen to him, he does this everytime."

[Sachiko nods]

[Satoko comes to keep an eye on Toshio]

Satoko: " 幸子はそれは長い時間がかかった！" (Translation: Sachiko! It's been a long time!)

Rico: "Sachiko?"

Satoko: "はい、彼女は幼稚園以来、私の友人であった" (Translation: Yes, she has been my friend since pre-school)

10 minutes later

[Toshio is about to leave, but Sachiko stops in his tracks]

Sachiko: "あなたはこれを破棄" (Translation: You dropped this)

[Sachiko hands his Sonic plush doll to him]

Toshio: "ありがとう！(Translation: Thank You!)

At home
Nicole: "Finally, they arrived home."

[Toshio goes upstairs to play with his toys and watch TV]

Giuseppe: "(bleep)ING-"

[Marisa cuts off Giuseppe]

Marisa: "You don't make the rules. Toshio is not your son, he's Satoko's son and only child, Satoko is not your wife and you are already married, this is not your house, the TV is not yours, the toys in the house are not yours."

Giuseppe: "SHUT UP!"

Satoko: "仰るとおりです" (Translation: I agree with you)

[Satoko goes up to Giuseppe]

Satoko: "彼が望んでいるなら、これは私たちの大邸宅ですが、私はルールを作る、俊夫は彼のおもちゃで遊ばせて、彼が好きなことができ、テレビを見て、あなたがこの邸宅に周りのルールを作らないように" (Translation: This is our mansion, I make the rules, let Toshio play with his toys, he can do whatever he wants, watch TV if he wants, so you don't make the rules around in this mansion)

Giuseppe: "Shut up! I'm the adult and the authority figure, and 25 years older than you, and if you do not agree to that, it's the lethal gas chamber for you!"

Satoko: "私も大人になっ敏夫は、彼のソニックとマリオとポケモンのおもちゃ、彼が望んでいるので遊ぶことができますので、この辺りのルールを作っていない、あなたが黙る" (Translation: I am an adult too, Toshio can play with his Sonic, Mario, and Pokemon toys all he wants, so you do not make the rules around here, and you shut up)

[Satoko jabs a knife into Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: "YOU'LL BE COUNTING THE NUMBER OF STITCHES I PUT IN YOUR FACE!"

[Satoko gets out an alarm]

Satoko: "私は警備員を取得します(bleep)黙れ" (Translation: Shut the **** up I will get my guards)

[Satoko flips Giuseppe off whie Toshio looks the other way and shuts his eyes]

Satoko: "あなたではない" (Translation: Not you)

[Satoko walks away upstairs]

Satoko: "それに、私はこの屋敷の主人だ、と誰がそれを所有しているか？私、誰がおもちゃを所有しているか？俊夫、誰がテレビは大人のためだと思ってその遠迷惑な馬鹿ですか？ジュゼッペと彼の兄弟、誰がこの大邸宅を所有している？(bleep)る私！" (Translation: Besides, I am the master of this mansion, and who owns it? me, and who owns the toys? Toshio, and who is that far-annoying idiots who thinks TV is for adults? Giuseppe and his siblings, and who owns this mansion? ****ING ME!)

Stacie: "What a (bleep)!"

Satoko: "あなたは(bleep)あまりにもあなたが知っている、(bleep)！" (Translation: You are a ***** too you know, ****!)

[Satoko flips Stacie off while Toshio shuts his eyes and covers his ears]

Paula: "Will everyone stop swearing, in both English and Japanese?"

[Satoko calmly goes upstairs]

[Toshio follows her, and makes a face at Giuseppe, whilst flipping him off]

Satoko: "さて、あなたは私に、ジュゼッペ、ジョバンニ、ステイシー、ピエトロ、アンジェロ、マーシャル、ステイシーを許したら、私の事を撃墜する、私はあなたを殺すでしょう、と男の子は、俊夫に近寄らないでください！" (Translation: Now, If you excuse me, Giuseppe, Giovanni, Stacie, Pietro, Angelo, and Marshall, Stacie, shoot down my things, I will kill you, and the boys, DON'T GO NEAR TOSHIO!)

[Satoko faces Angelo, Giovanni, and Pietro]

Satoko: "ああ、彼らは、失礼な侮辱的、かつ攻撃的であり、彼らは非常に悪いですので、ところで、あなたの曲は、日本で私を禁止されていると私の友人は日本でマーケットのすべてのCDを燃やした" (Translation: Oh, By the way, your songs are banned in Japan, because they are rude, insulting, and offensive, and they are so bad, me and my friends burnt every CD of yours in Japan)

Angelo: "(bleep) I CAN'T PLAY THEM HERE!"

cut to:

Nicole: "When Toshio was playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Giuseppe ran into his room screaming that TV was for adults and toys were for babies."

[Toshio is playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle on his Wii using a GameGube controller in his bedroom while eating cookies]

[On the table, there are plenty of sushi, tonkatsu, teppanyaki, goma dango, Kagami Mochi, kinako, wagashi, kusa dango, miso soup, agemono, octopus karaage, hanabiramochi, Kombu, sashimi, sekihan, sakurayu, tempura udon, Daifuku, mitarashi dango, Hishi Mochi, kazunoko, C.C. Lemon, kamaboko, Mochi, dango, zōni, Hanami dango, konbu, daidai, osechi, an dango, onigiri, candy, Japanese cookies and milk]

[Giuseppe goes upstairs to Toshio's room, but the door is locked]

Giuseppe: "It's locked."

Stacie: "I'll fix that."

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR ADULTS! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Toshio: " "(translation: "What I have right out here aren't toys, you stupid Italian moron, those are models.")

Giuseppe: (angrily) "What was that?! What did you call me?!"

Toshio: "それはあなたが馬鹿、テレビ番組ではないです！私はビデオゲームをプレイしています！" (Translation: It's not a TV program, you idiot! I'm playing a video game!)

Nicole: "Some Sonic cutscenes were like watching a movie than playing a game."

[Giuseppe glares at the screen]

Giuseppe: "WHAT IS THAT (bleep)ING BLACK-RED MIDGET-HEDGEHOG THING? IS IT GOTH?!"

Toshio: "シャドーザ·ヘッジホッグ" (Translation: Shadow the Hedgehog)

Giuseppe: "Lamest concept for a character, he's what Stacie hates, alongside Toshio and Kayako Saeki from The (bleep)ing Grudge, He's worthless and acts emo."

Toshio: "彼はソニックの悪双子のように、肯定的な評価を受け、クール素晴らしい、とソニックヒーローズで、彼はママはあなたが馬鹿、私を助けている間、私はフラット15分を打つことができるチームの一部である" (Translation: He received positive reviews, like an evil twin of Sonic, cool, awesome, and in Sonic Heroes, he is a part of the team I can beat 15 minutes flat while Mom helps me, you idiot)

Giuseppe: "I'll teach you some respect!"

Toshio: "私はあなたを侮辱する場合ママは私はいつでもあなたを侮辱することができると述べ、あなたはソニック·ザ·ヘッジホッグ2006年あなたよりもきれいであることをただ怒っている、私はくそさて、出て小屋に行き、そこに寝てください" (Translation: Mom said I can insult you anytime, you're just mad that Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is prettier than you, I darn well please If I insult you, Now get out, go to the shed and sleep there)

Satoko: "(bleep)右'に！" (Translation: ****in' right!)

[Toshio pulls a string which dumps a bucket of tar all over Giuseppe, and another string that dumps a bucket of white feathers all over Giuseppe, making him look like a giant chicken]

[Satoko goes up to Giuseppe]

Satoko: "あなたはもう一つを作れば私はあなたの権威である場合は、この辺りのルールを作ることはありません、私は、それが、私はあなたがマイ·リトル(bleep)えーを見てでしょうか15(bleep)表示Sを与えていない'TVは大人のためのものです！'(bleep)あなたの口のうち、あなたは聞こえる？" (Translation: I don't give 15 ****s if you are the authority figure, you don't make the rules around here, I do, and do it, I will make you watch My Little ****er if you make one more 'TV IS FOR ADULTS!' **** out of your mouth, you hear?)

[Satoko then goes and looks at Toshio play Sonic Adventure 2]

[Myles enters the room]

Myles: "Hi Toshio! What are you playing?"

Toshio: "ソニックアドベンチャー2バトル" (Translation: Sonic Adventure 2: Battle)

Myles: "Hero or Dark Missions?"

Toshio: "私はダークミッションが好き" (Translation: I like the Dark Missions)

[Toshio glares at Giuseppe]

Toshio: "あっちへ行け、私は遊んで、最初にノックしています！" (Translation: Go away, I am playing, and knock first!)

Paula: "GIUSEPPE TODARO! LEAVE TOSHIO ALONE!"

Giuseppe: "SHUT UP!"

[Paula goes upstairs in Toshio's room]

Satoko: "これは私の(long bleep)する邸宅です、あなたは権威ではありません、あなたはルールを作る権限を持たない、または私はガードを取得します" (Translation: This is my ****ing mansion, you are not the authority figure, and you have no rights to make rules, or I will get my guards)

Giuseppe: "SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!"

[Toshio activates an alarm]

Guard: "それは、マダム聡子と俊夫とは何ですか？" (Translation: What is it, Madam Satoko and Toshio?)

[Toshio points to Giuseppe]

Toshio: "この豪邸にはルールについて、この失礼なゲストジュゼッペトダーロを表示" (Translation: Show this rude guest Giuseppe Todaro, about the rules in this mansion)

[Guard 1 nods]

Toshio: "また、あなたがそれをしている間、また、注意してください、、ピエトロ、アンジェロ、ジョバンニ、ステイシー、そしてマーシャルの彼の兄弟を教え、ステイシーは銃を使っているので、いくつかの防弾服を着" (Translation: Also, teach his siblings, Pietro, Angelo, Giovanni, Stacie, and Marshall, while you're at it, also, beware, Stacie uses guns, so put on some bulletproof clothing)

[Guard 1 leaves then comes back in a bulletproof mask, and clothes]

[Toshio nods as the Guard brings Giuseppe downstairs]

Giuseppe: "LET ME GO, YOU IDIOT!"

Guard 1: "まさか！あなたがマダム聡子に失礼されている！" (Translation: No! You are being disrespectful to Madam Satoko!)

Giuseppe: "This is not over yet, Satoko! I will kill your son and burn your stinkin' mansion to the ground!"

Satoko: "地面に女の子の邸宅を焼く？それは、耐熱小さな男の子だし、あなたのようないたずら小僧は間違いなくこの邸宅にルールを学ぶが必要" (Translation: Burn a girl's mansion to the ground? it's heatproof little boy, and a naughty brat like you definitely needs to learn about the rules in this mansion)

Paula: "Really?"

Satoko: "はいそれは、これまでで最も厳しい、不燃レンガで作られたので、私たちはどんな家の火災を持ったことがない" (Translation: Yes It's made of the toughest, non-burnable bricks ever, so we never have any house fires)

Nighttime
[Toshio is playing Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood on his 3DS while crying while holding his plush toys while on his bed]

Toshio: (Thinking: Why, Giuseppe, why do you think TV is for adults and toys are for babies? I hate you, leave me alone, I can do what I want and you are not the boss)

Paula: "Toshio, I know you feel upset about Giuseppe, it doesn't mean you should lock him in the shed, that's horrible."

Toshio: "それは真実ではないです！彼は私を傷つける！ので、私は、誰もが彼らがどのように腐って見てみたかった" (Translation: That's not true! he hurt me! so I wanted everyone to see how rotten they were)

[Toshio breaks down in tears, saves his game and turns off his 3DS and puts it away, and then he goes to bed]

Toshio: "私はちょうど私のお母さんが欲しい" (Translation: I just want my mom)

Imogen: "It's okay Toshio, I know you don't like Giuseppe, I don't like him too."

Satoko: "私はここに甘いきつねだ" (Translation: I'm here Sweet Kitsune)

[Satoko hugs Toshio]

Satoko: (singing) "少しきつね、リトル狐、あなたはかわいいキツネですが、あなたが私を好きですることができますか？少しきつね？、リトル俊夫を泣いているの、あなたは私が欲しい" (Translation: Little Kitsune, Little Kitsune, you are a cute fox, can you like me? Little Kitsune? you are crying and you want me, Little Toshio)

Rico: "Little Kitsune?"

Satoko: "私は彼と呼ばれる彼は、生まれた時から" (Translation: I called him that since he was born)

[Toshio falls asleep in Satoko's arms]

Satoko: "俊夫が痛くなれば、彼らは死んでいるので、私の寝室には俊夫の横にある、あなたの義理の、夫は地上階に降りて眠ることができ" (Translation: My bedroom is beside Toshio's, your in-laws, and husband can sleep downstairs on the ground floor because If Toshio gets hurt, they are dead)

Imogen: "Night Night, little fox."

[They except Satoko leave the room]

Satoko: "私も寝るんだけど、待つだけ" (Translation: I'm going to bed too, just wait)

[Satoko kisses Toshio and goes to sleep in her own room]

Morning
[Toshio is playing on his 3DS and cradled his Pikachu plush at the breakfast table]

Rico: "Hey Toshio, I have a Rolie Polie Olie plush."

Toshio: "私は非常によく、それを理解していない、それが何であるかリコがわからない" (Translation: I don't know what that is, Rico, I don't understand it very well)

Lucy: "Toshio doesn't understand what Rolie Polie Olie is."

Marisa: "Okay Toshio, Rolie Polie Olie is a show for pre-schoolers, I checked it up on Wikipedia and it said it started in 1998."

[Toshio goes to his room]

Marisa: "Let's follow him."

[Marisa, Rico, and Lucy follow Toshio to his room, revealing many video games on shelves, Sonic, Mario, and Pokemon plush dolls on the bed, and a TV with a Japanese nature document playing]

Marisa: "Nice room, Toshio."

Toshio: "それは、ビデオゲームをテーマにした、とあなたありがとうございまし" (Translation: It's video game themed, and thank you)

Rico: "So many stuffed toys."

Toshio: "私が知っている、私はUFOキャッチャーで私の8好きなソニックぬいぐるみを持って" (Translation: I know, I got my 8 favorite Sonic plushies by UFO Catchers)

[Rico, Marisa, and Lucy look at Toshio's bed]

Marisa: "So, that's them."

[Toshio nods]

Toshio: "しかし、私は他のソニックとマリオとポケモン関連玩具がたくさんある" (Translation: But I have a lot of other Sonic, Mario, and Pokemon related toys)

Marisa: "Wow."

Toshio: "私の母はソニック·ザ·ヘッジホッグはなく、1991ゲーム、2006ゲーム口コミ、レビューが私のお気に入りです、それは私のお母さんの最初のレビューでした" (Translation: My mom reviewed Sonic the Hedgehog, not the 1991 game, the 2006 game, the review is my favorite, it was my Mom's first review)

Marisa: "It's a good thing I understanded what she was saying by putting in English captions since she can't speak it."

[Toshio is eating onigiri (rice balls)]

Marisa: "What are you eating?"

Toshio: "おにぎり" (Translation: Onigiri)

Satoko: "俊夫、彼は非常に小さな食欲を持っており、彼は私ので、マクドナルドに行くことを拒否し、彼はそれだけでなくアメリカの文化を理解していないが、我々は英語のアニメ見ためだけで日本からの食品ではなく、アメリカを食べるようになる、私たちは、ものを愛するファニメーションがライセンスが、もちろんのポケモンを除いて、フォーキッズアニメを立つことができなかった" (Translation: Toshio, he has a very small appetite and will only eat food from Japan, and not America because he refused to go to McDonalds because me and him don't understand American culture that well, but we watched English-Anime, We love the ones licenced by FUNimation, but couldn't stand the 4Kids anime, except Pokemon of course)

Paula: "Don't worry, Giuseppe and his siblings are gone; they are at a bar getting wasted, I'm sure."

[Toshio giggles, watching a clip from a season 3 Pokémon episode, The Whistle Stop where Victreebel bites on James' head]

[Toshio heads off to school]

Evening
Satoko: "さて、誰もが、我々はすべてのムービー、最も多くの票を獲得したいずれかの投票が行われ、我々はすべてそれを見るだろう、我々はファンタスティックミスターフォックス、リング、またはハリー·ポッターと死の秘宝を見ていこう" (Translation: Okay everyone, we will all vote for a movie, the one with the most votes, we will all watch it, we will watch Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Ring, or Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

[Satoko gives everyone a piece of paper, and she holds a donation box]

6 minutes later

Satoko: "さて、ファンタスティックミスターフォックス、リングの場合は3票、ハリーポッターと死の秘宝のための1票のために6票" (Translation: Okay, 6 votes for Fantastic Mr. Fox, 3 votes for The Ring, and 2 votes for Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows)

Giuseppe: "Why me?"

Rico: "I like this movie."

[Rico responds to Giuseppe with a childish gesture in Japanese culture called an akanbe, made by pulling his lower eyelid down to expose the red underneath and sticking out his tongue]

[Toshio nods in agreement while reading Pokemon manga]

Fight at the Dinner Table
Nicole: "Stacie and Satoko ended up fighting because Toshio liked his mother's cooking and hated the Todaro siblings' cooking because he, his grandmother, and his mother never been to the UK or Italy."

[Toshio is given pasta]

Giuseppe: "Eat up while it's still hot."

[Toshio blankly stares at it]

Angelo: "EAT IT YOU LITTLE FREAK! WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY! THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN VENICE!"

[Toshio looks up at Angelo, Pietro, Giuseppe, and Giovanni]

Toshio: "いいえ" (Translation: No)

Stacie: "THEN EAT THIS THEN!"

[Stacie offers Toshio Fish and Chips]

Toshio: "いいえ" (Translation: No)

[Stacie angrily goes up to Satoko]

[Toshio spits out the Fish and Chips in disgust while shutting his eyes]

Stacie: "YOUR SON IS A PICKY EATER! HE'S REFUSING TO EAT FOOD THAT WE COOKED!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: I only got 2 words, it sucks, IT TASTES LIKE SCONES, or rocks, whatever the h*** comes first)

Stacie: "YOUR SON IS A PICKY EATER! HE'S REFUSING TO EAT FOOD THAT WE COOKED! He insulted my cooking! I slaved all day over the stinkin' hot stove for this?!"

Satoko: "私はより良い調理し、私はいつも彼のお気に入りを調理するので、女の子、それはだ" (Translation: Girl, it's because I cook better and I always cook his favorites)

[Satoko moves the Fish and Chips out of Toshio's reach]

Satoko: "寿司やラーメン、俊夫" (Translation: Sushi and Ramen, Toshio)

Toshio: "ありがとう" (Translation: Thank you)

Stacie; "He'd eat if we were having KFC, he'd better eat foods that don't come from Japan or we will hurt him for all eternity."

Satoko: "それはだ(bleep)りそれ！" (Translation: THAT'S ****ING IT!)

[Toshio throws the pasta at Stacie]

[Satoko leaps on Stacie and starts attacking her, while Stacie does the same]

Paula: "Satoko! Stacie! STOP!"

[Reiko enters the room]

Stacie: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, B****?!"

Satoko: "彼女は、彼女は私の母です！" (Translation: She, She's my mother!)

[Satoko smacks Stacie in the face]

[Stacie corners Satoko]

[Reiko appears behind Stacie]

Reiko: "あなたがそれステイシーを意味するように持って、彼はあなたが料理するものを食べることはありません、彼女はそれに値する" (Translation: You've got to mean it Stacie, he won't eat what you cook, she deserves it)

[Reiko holds Stacie by the neck]

Reiko: "聡子！実行してください！" (Translation: Satoko! Run!)

[Satoko runs]

Stacie: "GET BACK HERE BEFORE I REMOVE YOUR WOMB AND OVARIES SATOKO!"

[Satoko locks the door]

Satoko: "それが近かった" (Translation: That was close)

Stacie: (banging on the door) "OPEN THE DOOR, WEEABOO, BEFORE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"

Satoko: "私がいたら日本志望、なぜ、私は英語を話し、なぜ、私は東京に住んでいる、と私はアメリカや他の英語圏の国からないんだけどできないのですか？を" (Translation: If I'm a Japanese-wannabe, then why can't I speak English, and why I live in Tokyo, and I'm not from America or any other English-Speaking country?)

[Satoko comes out with a knife and throws it]

Visiting Satoshi's grave
Nicole: "Satoko, Reiko, Toshio and the Iconic-Todaro Family visited a graveyard, where Satoko's late father Satoshi was buried."

[Satoko, Toshio and the Iconic-Todaro Family are in a graveyard]

Satoko: "私は私の父に敬意を払うつもりだ、彼は東北地震と津波で亡くなった、彼は、私の母を溺死と私は生き残った" (Translation: I'm going to pay respects to my father, he died in the Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami, he drowned, my mom and I survived)

[Satoko comes up to a grave which says in Japanese "Here lies Satoshi Shako, died age 35, a loving husband and father, 1976-2011."]

Satoko: "あなたが最後に私を見たときこんにちは、父は、私は俊夫という名前の息子を持っていた、彼はあなたが彼を見て生きていた場合にのみ、あなたがたくさんのように見えますが、私は7歳でしたが、私は今25です、私はあなたが私を取るために使用したときを覚えて学校に、私に不気味なパスタストーリーを語った、私はそれらを愛し、あなたは私、父を聞くことができる場合、私は神があなたの世話をされ期待" (Translation: Hello, father, I had a son named Toshio, he looks like you alot, only if you were alive to see him, I was 7 years old when you last saw me, I am now 25, I remember when you used to take me to school, told me creepypasta stories, I loved them, and if you can hear me, father, I hope Kami (God) is looking after you)

Reiko: "親愛なる、あなたの好きな休日だった日本、660 BC、の基礎と並んで聡子の誕生を祝った" (Translation: Dear, you celebrated Satoko's birth alongside the foundation of Japan, 660 BC, which was your favorite holiday)

flashback:

Satoko: "お父さん！" (Translation: Daddy!)

Satoshi: "ここから逃げる、私は東京の他の人々を助けてよ！" (Translation: Get away from here, I'll help the other people of Tokyo!)

[The tsunami floods the place where the Shako family are]

Reiko: "聡！" (Translation: Satoshi!)

Satoshi: "あなたの友人のために、私にとっては、マンガの負荷を読み取ることを忘れないでください. とレビューアニメ、あなたは暴力的なアニメを見て、我々はヘタリアをやろうとした愛され、しかし、あなたはただ、私なしでそれを行うにはサヨナラ、聡子玲子車庫を持っているよ！" (Translation: Remember to read loads of manga, for me, for your friends. and review anime, you loved watching violent anime, we were going to do Hetalia, but you'll just have to do it without me, sayonara, Satoko Reiko Shako!)

[Satoshi drowns]

Satoko: "お父さん！" (Translation: Daddy!)

[Satoko's voice fades and everything goes white]

flashback ends:

Satoko: "父の死は終わり果たしており、上に、私は終了し、それをすべてが欲しい！" (Translation: My father's death plays over and over, I want it all to end!)

Bathtime for Toshio and Rico
Nicole: "Rico and Toshio took a bath together."

[Satoko is turning a tap on]

Satoko: "俊夫、リコ！バスタイム！(Translation: Toshio, Rico! bathtime!)

[Toshio and Rico come into the bathroom]

Rico: "It's huge, like a pool."

[Rico and Toshio take off their clothes and go into the bathtub]

[Satoko provides the two some Pokémon bath toys]

[we see Psyduck, Pikachu, Squirtle, Clefairy and Meowth bath buddies and Pokémon Black & White bath series 2 salt balls]

[Satoko pours in some bubble bath in the bathtub and leaves the bathroom]

Rico: "Toshio, do you like bathtime?"

Toshio: "はい." (Translation: "Yes.")

Rico: "And?"

Toshio: "" (Translation: And It is more relaxing than most people that p*** me off)

[Toshio crawls to the radio to avoid nudity to turn the laptop on]

Rico: "Will that just fall in the water?"

Toshio: "" (Translation: No, It ceases my boredom because when my dad was married to mom, bathtimes were really, f***ing, boring!)

[Toshio goes on to YouTube and plays Redempton by Gackt]

Watching AKIRA
Nicole: "Satoko decided to watch Akira, which is Marshall's least favorite movie."

Toshio: "" (Translation: Come on Rico! It'll be fun!)

Rico: "I'll try."

[Satoko puts the DVD in the DVD player, and Shika, Toshio, Rico and the others sit down]

Satoko "" (Translation: Me and my friends love this movie!)

[The DVD plays]

Rico; "Dad doesn't let me watch those kinds of movies, they say they are too violent."

Toshio; "" (Translation: Why?)

Rico: "It's rated R15+, I think."

Toshio: "" (Translation: I see)

Marshall: "DO YOU REALIZE I HATE THIS MOVIE?!"

[Satoko gives Marshall the finger]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Shut up, clownface!)

[Satoko plays the movie]

Marshall: "Of all the movies she could play, WHY DID SHE SHE CHOOSE AKIRA?!"

[Toshio gets tape and puts over Marshall's mouth]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Shut up piece of garbage! I NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE IN 3 YEARS BECAUSE OF MY FATHER AND I WANT TO SEE IT NOW!)

Satoko and Stacie fight
Nicole: "When Satoko was reading AKIRA Volume 3 to her son, Stacie told her to turn on the TV, but Satoko answered back, quite rudely."

[Stacie walks in the room]

Satoko "" (Translation: What the f*** do you want?!)

Stacie: "Turn on the TV."

Satoko: "" (Translation: No, b****, I don't turn on TVs for w****s)

[Stacie leaves the room]

5 seconds later

Satoko: "" (Translation: Do you love AKIRA?)

Toshio: "" (Translation: Yes!)

[Stacie enters the room]

Stacie: "Giuseppe said you have to."

Satoko: "" (Translation: Then tell Giuseppe to go f*** himself)

[Toshio picks up his Shadow and Tails plush, which causes Stacie to get a mace and try and use it, but Toshio blocks it with one hand]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Do you think I'm really stupid?)

[Toshio picks up the mace and puts and breaks it by using a knife]

Toshio: "" (Translation: I think you are stupid)

Stacie: (looking fearful) "I...I don't understand you! SPEAK ENGLISH!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: I cannot)

Satoko's manga library
Nicole: "Satoko, Reiko and Toshio showed the family a library, but filled with manga instead, all the manga books belonged to Satoko, who had every volume of every manga she liked and Toshio liked."

[Satoko opens up a door]

Satoko: "これらのマンガ本は俊夫と一緒私の国宝である" (Translation: These manga books are my national treasures alongside Toshio)

[Toshio goes to one shelf and gets One Piece Volume 21 out of it]

Toshio: "ジュゼッペ、ステイシー、マーシャル、及び3以外の全員は誓う歌の低能は、当社のマンガに触れることが許され" (Translation: Everyone except Giuseppe, Stacie, Marshall, and the 3 swear singing morons are allowed to touch our manga)

Rico: "Thanks Toshio!"

Toshio: "ワンピース、神の真の漫画！" (Translation: One Piece, truly the manga of the gods!)

Stacie: "COME ON! IT CAN'T BE THAT GOOD!"

[Toshio and Reiko give Stacie a death glare]

Satoko: "また、我々が持っているすべての漫画は、すべて日本語である" (Translation: Also, all the manga we have is all in Japanese)

[Toshio sits down on a chair and puts the book on a table while humming All Hail Shadow by Crush 40]

Nicole: "5 minutes after reading it, and picking Volume 9 of One Piece out, Angelo started to make sounds behind Toshio's back whilist reading."

Out and About
Nicole: "The family took the bullet train to go shopping in Hikarigaoka, Nerima, Tokyo."

[Everyone is waiting for a bullet train to arrive]

Rico: "When is it gonna come, Toshio?"

Toshio: "" (Translation: Soon, it will, it will take 1 hour, play Pokemon and be paitent)

1 Hour Later

[The Family are shopping]

Satoko: "さてみなさん、私とポーラは何人かの少年が読み取ることができる書籍、プエルトリコ、俊夫、私たちと一緒に来て、何冊あなたが少年のようにピックを探しに行く" (Translation: Okay everyone, me and Paula are going to look for some books that the boys can read, Rico, Toshio, come with us and pick what books you boys like)

[Toshio walks by Satoko]

Satoko: "私が確認するために、ゲームを得るつもりだ" (Translation: I'm gonna get a game to review)

[Rico smiles while Toshio keeps his usual scowl]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Toshio often keeps his scowl look, do don't worry)

Playing Corpse Party
Nicole: "When Satoko played the Corpse Party, a Japanese survival horror game, Stacie demanded she give the PSP console to her."

Stacie: "Give me the PSP!"

Satoko: " " (translation: "F*** off, b****, or I'll push you in front of a moving bullet train!")

Eating out at a restuarant
Nicole: "Satoko and Toshio were going to eat out at a Japanese resturant."

[Satoko, Toshio and the others get in the car]

Satoko: "我々は公共の和食レストランで外食しようとしている、私の彼氏は、私は食べ物が吸う調べる場合は、私と、ジュゼッペと会うために起こっている、私はあなたが生きている皮膚意志" (Translation: We are going to eat out at a public Japanese resturant, my boyfriend is going to meet up with me, and Giuseppe, If I find out the food sucks, I will skin you alive)

[Satoko drives the car]

cut to:

[They enter the restuarant]

Satoko: "ここではそれは、楽しむ" (Translation: Here it is, enjoy)

[Stacie looks at the art on the walls of drawn women in old Japan]

Stacie: "Ech! The most ugliest art I had ever seen!"

[The customers, waiters, waitresses, and cooks look at Stacie, then Satoko hits Stacie with her hand]

Satoko: "馬鹿！人々はあなたを聞くことができます！" (Translation: You idiot! people can hear you!)

[The family, Satoko and Toshio sit down]

Restuarant Aftermath
Nicole: "Satoko hadn't been so embarrased in her life, she got tough with the Todaros about yelling insults about the women drawn in the resturaunt."

Satoko's Review Show
Nicole: "Satoko and Toshio were getting ready for their review show, called Reviewer Onna, Onna is the Japanese word for girl or woman."

Paula: "What are you doing Satoko?"

Marisa: "Mom, she's getting ready for her review show, she's gonna review Sonic Advance 3 for the GBA."

[Toshio gets out his GBA and plays Sonic Advance 3]

Satoko: "俊夫だから？今日は何のゲームをプレイしている？" (Translation: So Toshio? What game are you playing today?)

Toshio: "ソニックアドバンス3" (Translation: Sonic Advance 3)

Reiko talks to the family
Reiko: "" (Translation: My daughter when she was young, had the hobbies, of a little and teen boy, She wouldn't play with other kids, She disliked people touching her Transformers action figures, she has a Starscream G1 figure given to her for her 6th birthday and she only lets people she likes play with it, she, when people who were friends of mine brought their kids for a playdate when she was 8, Satoko barely spoke, a word, she was solitary and she spent that time playing with her Transformers figures, the whole f***ing time, she also wouldn't play with Barbie dolls that a girl brought over, she did bully Toko-chan, once she snatched one of the figures, I think it was Starscream, she had to bite her to get it back, she then locked herself in a playpen with her figures)

Trip to Pokemon Center Tokyo
Nicole: "By the use of Satoko's Nissan Car, she drived them along with Shika and Sachiko to Tokyo to go to a Pokemon Center Store, until Angelo, Stacie and Pietro started complaining about the music."

[All Of Me by Crush 40 is playing]

Angelo: "CHANGE THE SONG! TURN THIS SHADOW (bleep) OFF!"

Paula: "No!"

Satoko: "いいえほかに、これは私の車ですが、私は影、クラッシュ40、そしてジュリアン-Kを愛し、これはファンによって第二最悪ソニックゲームの最大の曲ですが、-OKと考えられているが、私と幸子と子供たちはそれを愛する、XBOX、PS2、およびゲームキューブ用にヘッジホッグをシャドウ " (Translation: No, besides, this is my car, I love Shadow, Crush 40, and Julien-K, this is the greatest song to the 2nd worst Sonic game by fans but is considered A-OK, but me and Sachiko and our children love, Shadow the Hedgehog for the XBOX, PS2, and GameCube)

Stacie: "CHANGE THE MUSIC! GOTH (bleep)! I WANT MY BROTHERS' MUSIC ON!"

Satoko: " いいえ" (Translation: No)

Paula: "Stop it, Stacie!"

Stacie: NO! I WILL HAVE MY BROTHERS '  MUSIC ON!"

Paula: "Listen to me, your brother's CDs are banned in Japan."

5 minutes later

Pietro: "Are we there yet?!"

Satoko: "我々がある場合は、シャットダウン(bleep)を、私が教えてくれます" (Translation: Shut the **** up, I will tell when we are there)

Nicole: "Then Stacie and Marshall annoyed Toshio, who had his Shadow and Sonic doll in his arms."

[Toshio is sleeping while holding on his Shadow and Sonic doll]

Stacie: "GIMMIE THOSE!"

[Toshio wakes up]

Toshio: "いいえ、私はあなたにそれらを与えていないです" (Translation: No, I am not giving them to you)

Marshall: "YES, YOU BRATTY BOY! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

[Toshio starts screaming at the top of his lungs, and starts kicking him]

Toshio: " " (translation: "You are not my dad! I will not listen to you! AND I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU EITHER! I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!"

[Toshio starts digging his nails into Marshall]

[Toshio runs away from Marshall and throws sand in his face]

Toshio: "このシャドウのぬいぐるみは私のものです！" (Translation: This Shadow plush is mine!)

Paula: "STACIE AND MARSHALL! QUIT ANNOYING TOSHIO!"

Stacie: "BUT EVERYONE SHOULD HATE SHADOW!"

Paula: "IT IS HIS OPINION ON HIM, HE AND HIS MOTHER LOVE HIM, YOU AND MARSHALL HATE HIM! END OF STORY!"

[Rico is soon discovered by a movie director, and offered a spot in the movie]

[Rico and Paula accept]

Nicole: "It wasn't long until the swear singers started to annoy Satoko by asking her can they play their albums, which are banned in Japan."

Pietro, Angelo, and Giovanni: "Can we play Bloody And Gory Is Exceptional III, I Threw Up In Your Locker II, and Over No Influence?, the music is loud and suckish! DO YOU REALLY LIKE CRUSH 40 AND JULIEN-K?! THEIR MUSIC SUCKS! YOU HAVE A BAD TASTE IN MUSIC!"

Nicole: "Boy! Satoko blew her top off, she ended up stopping the car and yelling at them."

[Satoko stops at a Japanese mall to avoid car crashes, and angrily grabs Giovanni, Angelo, and Pietro out of her car]

Satoko: (in shock and by word in anger) "これは私の車ですが、私は私が私のラジオで遊ぶかを決める、と7言葉は、アルバムは、日本で禁止され(bleep)りです！" (Translation: This is my car, I decide what I play on my radio, and 7 words, THE ALBUMS ARE (bleep)ING BANNED IN JAPAN!)

Paula: "Pietro, Angelo, and Giovanni, stop it, just let Satoko play her music and drive the car."

[Satoko, Giovanni, Pietro, and Angelo go in the car quietly]

Toshio: "私は私のお母さんの爆発的な気性が怖い" (Translation: I'm afraid of my mom's explosive temper)

Satoko: "私はあなたのそれらの愚かなアルバムでキャッチされた場合に加えて、私は日本の当局とのトラブルに巻き込まれるだろう" (Translation: Besides, If I was caught with those stupid albums of yours, i'd get in trouble with Japanese authorities)

cut to:

[The family at Pokemon Center Tokyo]

Satoko: " 楽しみを持って、私はポーラと幸子と一緒にあなたの3を見ていることでしょう " (Translation:  Have fun, i'll be watching you three along with Paula and Sachiko )

[Satoko turns to the Todaro siblings]

Satoko: "この店のどの子をたたく、私は地下室であなたが眠るようになり、俊夫の映画機器の外にとどまる" (Translation: Spank any kid in this store, I will make you sleep in the basement, stay out of Toshio's movie equipment)

[Satoko, Sachiko, Paula, Marisa, Myles, Lucy, Imogen, Corey, Rico, Toshio, Shika, Stacie, Giovanni, Giuseppe, Angelo, Marshall and Pietro go inside Pokemon Center Tokyo]

cut to:

[Toshio playing a Pokemon Tretta arcade machine with Shika watching him]

Giuseppe: (to Shika, Toshio and the children playing the Pokemon Tretta and Battrio arcade games) "COMPUTERS ARE FOR 13 AND UP! TURN THOSE OFF! SPANKING!"

Toshio: "バカじゃないの？！それはアーケードゲームです!" (Translation: Are you stupid?! it's an arcade game!)

Giuseppe: "Don't talk back to me, boy!"

[The children's parents hold their children, including Satoko and Sachiko]

Toshio, Satoko, Sachiko, Shika and the other parents and children: (exclaiming) "ばかみたい！" (Translation: What an idiot!)

Paula: "GIUSEPPE! There are children here, and lots of people are watching us!"

Toshio: "我々は、コンピュータ上で再生されていません！我々はアーケードゲームをプレイしている！" (Translation: We are not playing on a computer! we are playing an arcade game!)

Boy #1: "うん！" (Translation: Yeah!)

Paula: "Remember what Satoko said."

cut to:

[Toshio pointing at a Raichu doll]

Toshio: "お母さん！私はこれを持つことができますか？それは在庫で最後の一つです！" (Translation: Mom! Can I have this? it's the last one in stock!)

Satoko: "はい---" (Translation: Yes---)

[cut off by Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: "NO! YOU ARE NOT! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! YOU ARE FAR TOO GROWN UP FOR THAT BABY TOY!"

[Toshio grabs the Raichu doll and holds Giuseppe's face up to his]

Toshio: "聞いてください！ジュゼッペ！私はこのおもちゃが欲しい！私は今、それが欲しい！" (Translation: Listen to me! Giuseppe! I want this toy! I want it now!)

[Giuseppe snatches the Raichu doll]

[Toshio kicks Giuseppe in the balls repeatedly]

Giuseppe: "I managed to put a spy tracking device into Satoko's car so that I will know where to find you."

[Giuseppe falls down on the floor]

Toshio: (screaming) "私にそれを与える！" (Translation: GIVE IT TO ME!)

[The customers are staring at Toshio, Paula, Giuseppe and Satoko]

[Satoko snatches the Raichu doll off Giuseppe and gives it to Paula and gives her 400 yen]

Satoko: "それを支払う、私の円の一部を使用" (Translation: Pay it, use some of my yen)

Paula: "Okay!"

[Paula runs to a checkout and comes back with the Raichu doll]

Satoko: "私に聞いて、俊夫はこのライチュウポケモンドール、彼にそれを持っているか、死なせたい" (Translation: Listen to me, Toshio wants this Raichu Pokemon Doll, let him have it or die)

Giuseppe: "NO!"

[Toshio resumes kicking Giuseppe in the balls]

Nicole: "Then Satoko said the most angry profanity-laden threat to Giuseppe, ever."

Satoko: "私はあなたを生んだ神 - (bleep)の母親は、私が行うとき、私は彼女(long bleep)りの腸が開いて引き裂くことが判明した場合、私はオフにあなたの(bleep)り頭をリッピングし、喉を突き出すとあなたに新しい(bleep)るボックスを作り、あなたは神ですか - (long bleep)私を理解できますか？のあなたはピース(long bleep)あなたの頭のうち、それらの(bleep)る虚偽ルールを入手！" (Translation: If I find that god-**** mother that gave birth to you, when I do, I will tear her ****ing intestines open, I'ma rip your ****ing head off, and shove it down you throat and make you a new ****ing box, Do you god-**** understand me? get those ****ing untrue rules out of your head you piece of ****!)

Nicole: "Children heard the angry threat from the 25-year old grunge clothes-wearing woman."

Rico: "Your mother's not very happy about the over-18-TV-Rule and toys-are-for-babies rules."

Toshio: "私はそう思わないどちらか" (Translation: I don't think so either)

Lucy: "Satoko! People can hear your threat! And children can hear your language!"

[Satoko turns to the crowd and bows]

Satoko "ごめんなさい！" (Translation: Sorry!)

[Toshio and Satoko drive as far away from Giuseppe]

Nicole: "When Shika got an Azelf, Mesprit and Uxie Canvas Plush, Giuseppe stole all three off her, and she bawled her eyes out."

Shika: "お母さんを見て！、私はこれらの3つを持つことができますか？彼らはとてもかわいいです！" (Translation: Look mom!, can I have these three? they are so cute!)

Giuseppe: "NO! PUT THEM BACK OR ELSE I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT! YOU ARE NOT HAVING THEM!"

Shika: "I will not!"

[Giuseppe snatches the Azelf, Uxie, and Mesprit Canvas dolls off her, causing her to cry]

Shika: "お母さん！" (Translation: Mom!)

[Shika bawls]

[Paula takes the toys of Giuseppe and pays them, then consoles Shika]

Paula: "It's okay sweetie, I brought them for you."

Giuseppe: "She is a shoplifter! She stole the toy from the store!"

[Toshio kicks Giuseppe in the balls]

[Shika stops crying and takes the plush dolls from Paula's hand, and then bows, then plays with her new toys]

[A female manager comes up to Giuseppe]

Satoko: "彼は私の息子からライチュウ人形を取って、私の息子の友人からアグノム、ユクシーとエムリットキャンバスぬいぐるみ" (Translation: He took a Raichu doll from my son, and an Azelf, Uxie, and  Mesprit Canvas plush from my son's friend)

Shika: "男の名はジュゼッペです" (Translation: The man's name is Giuseppe)

Manager: "まあ、ジュゼッペは、我々はこの動作を容認しない、あなたが正式に世界的なポケモンセンター店から禁止されて、あなたは他の子供たちから製品を取ることはありません" (Translation: Well, Giuseppe, we do not tolerate this behavior, you are now officially banned from Pokemon Center Stores Worldwide, you do not take products off other children)

[Two security guards lead Giuseppe to the entrance]

Giuseppe: "I'LL BE BACK YOU (bleep)ING SPOILED BRATS AND THEIR MOTHERS! AND THEIR FATHERS! POKEMON IS FOR BABIES!"

Boy #2: "それはその後、赤ちゃんのためのものであるなら、なぜポケモンレンジャーだった：マナフィと海格の寺日本でPG-12" (Translation: If it is for babies, then why was Pokemon Ranger: Manaphy and the Temple of the Sea rated PG-12 in Japan)

[Rico and Toshio nod, and then start pelting Giuseppe with rocks]

Giuseppe: "POKEMON IS FOR LITTLE CHILDREN WHO ARE ANNOYING, BORING, WHINY, AND VERY IMMATURE, AND UNDER-AGED TV WATCHERS, AND OVER-AGED TOY PLAYERS!"

17-year old female worker: "私はあなたのおもちゃは赤ちゃんのためであることを証明したい、テレビは大人のためのものであり、それを証明する" (Translation: I want you to prove that toys are for babies and TV is for adults, prove it)

Shika: "あなたは、さつき、叔母、彼に言う" (Translation: You tell him, Satsuki, my aunt)

Satsuki: "私はします！" (Translation: I will!)

[Shika whispers to Satsuki]

Shika: "ジュゼッペの優しい妻ポーラは私にこれらの3つを得たが、彼は私を離れてそれらを取って、彼は巨大なトラブルになった" (Translation: Giuseppe's kind wife Paula got me these three, but he took them off me, and he got in huge trouble)

Satsuki: "どのように彼は私の最愛の姪にあることをしてみろ！" (Translation: How dare he does that to my beloved niece!)

Shika: "行くようになった" (Translation: Got to go)

[Paula and the Iconic-Todaro, Koshi, and Samo Family go home]

[Paula destroys the tracking device and steps on it]

Pokemon Center Tokyo Aftermath
Nicole: "Satoko and Sachiko have got a plan to pay back Giuseppe, Stacie, Angelo, Marshall, Giovanni and Pietro for annoying Satoko and taking toys of Satoko's son Toshio and Sachiko's daughter Shika."

Satoko: "あなたとバットのぬいぐるみあなたのルージュを持った俊夫さて、あなたは、豪華な、そして鹿あなたの尾、影、およびナックルズが必要になるでしょう？" (Translation: Okay Toshio, you'll need your Tails, Shadow, and Knuckles plush, and Shika, did you bring your Rouge the Bat plush with you?)

[Shika takes her Rouge the Bat plush out of her backpack]

Shika: "ええ" (Translation: Yep)

Satoko: "良い、ジュゼッペなじる究極の価格を支払うことになります" (Translation: Good, Giuseppe the twit will pay the ultimate price)

Shika: "俊夫は、私はあなたのクリームのぬいぐるみを借りることができますか？" (Translation: Toshio, can I borrow your Cream plush?)

Toshio: " 確か " (Translation: Sure)

[Toshio passes his Cream the Rabbit plush to Shika]

cut to:

Nicole: "Paula chided Giuseppe for taking toys of Shika and Toshio, and Stacie, Giovanni, Marshall, Angelo, and Pietro for annoying Satoko whilist she was driving her car."

Paula: "YOU FIVE ARE PRETTY LUCKY THAT SATOKO HADN'T CRASHED THE CAR! THAT WAS ALSO VERY DANGEROUS, CHILDREN WERE IN THE CAR WITH US!"

[Paula turns to Giuseppe]

Paula: "AND YOU! YOU DO NOT TAKE TOYS OFF SHIKA AND TOSHIO!"

[Toshio is seen with a Shadow, Tails,   and  Knuckles plush while Shika is seen with a Rouge and Cream plush, they are both near the door]

Giuseppe: "I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

Stacie: "I DON'T CARE IF THE ALBUMS ARE BANNED HERE!"

Angelo: "LOOK!"

[Giuseppe, Stacie, Angelo, Marshall, Pietro, and Giovanni turn around and notice Shika and Toshio with the toys in their hands]

Giuseppe: "GIVE ME THOSE! YOU KNOW BETTER! (bleep)ING SPANKING!"

Shika and Toshio: "お母さん！今すぐ！" (Translation: Mom! now!)

[Satoko and Sachiko come out of the furniture]

Satoko: "それらの近くに行ってはいけない！" (Translation: Don't go near them!)

Nicole: "That night, Toshio and Shika decided to spend the weekend at a friend's house."

[Toshio and Shka are at their friend, Hanako Shaki's house]

Rico and Toshio play Sonic Free Riders
Nicole: "Rico and Toshio were going to play Sonic Free Riders for the XBOX Kinect."

[Toshio is setting up his XBOX 360 and Kinect]

Rico: "Won't this be fun?"

[Toshio nods]

Satoko: "オーケーみんな、俊夫とリコはソニック再生実行しようとしている：無料ライダーのXBOX360のために" (Translation: Okay everyone, Toshio and Rico are going to perform playing Sonic: Free Riders for the XBOX 360)

Rico: "What is your hated character and liked character to play as?"

Toshio: "私はシャドウのように遊ぶのが大好きですが、ジェットとして再生嫌い" (Translation: I love playing as Shadow, but hate playing as Jet)

Rico and Toshio talk about their language of anime
Nicole: "Toshio and Rico decided to talk about 4Kids, TV Tokyo, Toei, Animax, and FUNimation."

Toshio: "さて、我々はアニメの日本語版の話、私はアメリカのアニメを聞きたい" (Translation: Okay, we talked about the Japanese version of anime, I want to hear the American anime)

Rico: "Okay, One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokemon, Sonic X were all dubbed by 4Kids, and except Pokemon, they all have been messed up, Toei, actually revoked 4Kids licence of One Piece, and are currently licenced by FUNimation, they lost Pokemon in 2006, they are now owned by Pokemon USA, Sonic X, in my opinion, it was extremely messed up, they messed up Cream's voice, Shadow and Rouge became more appeal to little boys and girls, also, wanna know what they did? they also don't want any Japanese refrences and says it is unfamiliar, and that's completely wrong! people understand other culture when they are in High School or Middle School, they also change character's names, and I find that uneeded, just because the name is Japanese doesn't mean it needs to be changed ."

Satoko: " 私は同意、俊夫は、アメリカのソニックXのエピソードを見て、彼は日本語版を見たいと思い、日本語版は英語版よりもはるかに優れていたと言った" (Translation: I agree, Toshio watched an episode of American Sonic X, and he said that he wanted to watch the Japanese version and the Japanese version was much better than the English version)

Rico: "Oh."

Satoko: "フォーキッズは、子供たちにライセンスティーン指向アニメをすべきでない" (Translation: 4Kids shouldn't licence a teen-oriented anime to children)

Toshio: "フォーキッズの侮辱私の文化は、彼らはワンピースになって---" (Translation: 4Kids insults my culture, they turned One Piece into---)

Satoko: "のワンピース(bleep)" (Translation: One Piece of ****)

[Satoko stands up]

Satoko: " 別にナミとゾロの声から、他の人が全くいます(bleep)、ルフィは6歳の少女、サンジのように聞こえる、私の意見では、それは多くを台無しにされた、彼はいくつかの子供のようにあなたをイライラ高校で出会った音今日はあまりにも多くのエネルギードリンクを取ったバカを話題のように終わりを知るために、チョッパーはポケモンから聡の女性版のように聞こえ、ウソップが鳴った" (Translation: Apart from Nami and Zoro's voices, the others are utter ****, Luffy sounds like a 6-year old girl, Sanji's, in my opinion, it was messed up alot, he sounds like some kid you met in high school who annoyed you to know end, Chopper sounded like a female version of Satoshi (Ash Ketchum) from Pokemon, Usopp sounded like a hyped up moron who took too much energy drinks today)

Toshio: "ロビンは厳しい寒さとカウボーイのように聞こえる" (Translation: Robin sounds like a cowboy with a severe cold)

Satoko: "と他に何、彼らは(bleep)がやった第三水銃、何あなたの心の(bleep)！、ロリポップとサンジのタバコを交換し、あなた(bleep)がある）り出！、と、と銃を置き換え暴力、言語、および死亡が行く！、私はワンピースのファンだと私は3歳のとき、私は漫画を読んでください！私はまだそれを読んでください！" (Translation: And what else, the replaced guns with water guns, WHAT THE ****?!, replaced Sanji's cigarette with a lollipop, are you ****ing out of your mind?!, and thirdly, where the **** did the violence, language, and deaths go?!, I'm a fan of One Piece and I read the manga when I was 3! I still read it!)

[Toshio turns to Paula]

Toshio: "ワンピースは、日本における子供たちのために意味されるではなく、若いアメリカの子供たち、そして、私はファニメーションに感謝するため、彼らは右の年齢グループを取得フォーキッズのダブが3-9のために、悪いですが、ファニメーションダブ9-18歳用ですアイデア、フォーキッズ、ファニメーションも吹き替えヘタリア、両方の枢軸国と、今ワールドシリーズ、ドラゴンボールシリーズ、およびワンピース" (Translation: One Piece is meant for kids in Japan, but not for younger kids in America, and I thank FUNimation, they get the age groups right, the FUNimation Dub is for 9-18 year olds while the 4Kids dub is for 3-9, bad idea, 4Kids, FUNimation also dubbed Hetalia, both Axis Powers and World Series, The Dragon Ball series, and One Piece right now)

Satoko: "などヘタリアなどファニメーションによって吹き替えいくつかのショーは、カードのタイトルは変更されません、それはプレティーンのために作られ、特に若い子どもたち、アニメに自分の番組を販売し、いくつかのアニメ、フォーキッズの周りはかなり一般的です" (Translation: Some shows dubbed by FUNimation, such as Hetalia, the card title does not change, it's pretty common around some anime, 4Kids marketing their shows to young children, especially anime made for pre-teens)

Marisa: "I have to agree with you, the 4Kids dub is horrible, butchered, and utter (bleep), why they replace all the things that aren't meant to be on kid's TV, and 4Kids, to me, it's an extremely racist company, thinking Japanese culture is unfamiliar to American audiences and that is completely wrong! they can search it up !or learn about Japan and it's culture!"

[Satoko and Toshio stare at Marisa]

Marisa: "And they ruined Japanese culture in anime by replacing Japanese snack foods, dishes, and making the show more American and less Japanese."

Satoko: "それらのアニメ·屠殺の(long bleep)！ (Translation: THOSE ANIME-BUTCHERING *******S!)

Paula: "Satoko! calm down!"

Satoko: "彼らはあなたのためにアニメを台無しに！、フォーキッズはひどいであり、それは人種差別主義者であり、彼らは他の文化を尊重することを学ぶ必要があります！彼らはヘタリアを吹き替えている場合だけで彼ら！、私はそれを意味する、、私はもう世界地図を見てないだろうしない、そして、彼らはナルトを吹き替えている場合、私はもう忍者の18世紀の写真を見たことがないでしょう" (Translation: They ruined anime for you!, 4Kids is awful, and it is racist, they need to learn to respect other cultures! not just theirs!, I mean it, if they dubbed Hetalia, I would never look at a world map anymore, and if they dubbed Naruto, I would never look at 18th century pictures of ninjas anymore)

The Family watch the 4Kids dub of One Piece
Nicole: "Toshio, Satoko, and Satoko's mother Reiko decided to have a reaction video with the Iconic Todaro Family."

[Satoko is setting up a camcorder]

Satoko: "さて、我々はフォーキッズのワンピースを見に行くされている" (Translation: Okay, We are going to watch 4Kids One Piece)

[Satoko plays it]

5 minutes later

Toshio: "彼らはどのように私の文化の楽しさを作るあえて！彼らはどのようにそれらのおにぎりを取り外しあえて！" (Translation: How dare they make fun of my culture! How dare they remove those rice balls!)

Marisa: "Don't forget the blood, violence, and swearing."

Toshio: "これらは日本では禁止されるべき！、ファニメーションがあります！しないフォーキッズ！" (Translation: These should be banned in Japan!, Have FUNimation! Not 4Kids!)

Paula: "You know, I have to agree with you, I saw back in 2004, I thought Zoro and Nami's voice was cool but the others sucked, when the FUNimation version came out, I loved it, even though it was violent and has bad language."

15 minutes later

Satoko: "" (Translation: What the flying f***!)

Watching YGOTAS
Nicole: "The family watched YGOTAS series on the home computer, in Toshio's room."

Toshio: "" (Translation: Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged! who wants to watch?)

[Toshio, Rico, Satoko, Stacie, and the other go in]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Contains strong language, and Marik being an idiot)

[Toshio plays it]

Satoko's Racing with her friends
Nicole: "The Todaro siblings showed off their Nissan Car, which ended up being destroyed by Satoko and her friends and their 12 children including Toshio, 8 females and 4 males, one of them was Kenji Kawata with the 8 children in the car giving evil faces."

[Satoko and her friends drive around Stacie's and herself and stop and get out of it]

Giuseppe: "Like our car?"

[Satoko, Sachiko, and Kenji look disdainfully at the Todaro Siblings' car]

Satoko: "ああ、ジュゼッペ、それは...そう、あなたですが、あなたは私たちのレースをオフにバックアップするだけのことだろう、うん" (Translation: Oh, Giuseppe, it's so...you, but you'll just that to back off our racing, yeah)

Giuseppe: "No way, I'm racing."

Satoko: "私によると、私が嫌いな人は、レースすることはできません" (Translation: According to me, people I hate can't race)

Stacie: "Look Satoko, we are trying to be nice to you."

[Satoko goes in the car]

Satoko: "ルールは私たちを守るために、理由ステイシーのためにそこにあり、私は一度のために格好いい、私の車で運転している、私はあなたが私を参照してください" (Translation: The rules are there for a reason Stacie, to protect us, see I'm you, i'm driving in my car, looking cool for once)

[Satoko then stutters]

Satoko: "それから私は、不正行為を開始！" (Translation: Then I start CHEATING!)

[Satoko tears off the steering wheel]

Stacie: "HEY!"

Satoko: "そして、あなたは6が起こるのを待っている事故です. あなたにこれを言うことを憎むが、あなたは運転技能を欠いている. " (Translation: And you 6 are accidents waiting to happen. Hate to say this to you, but you lack driving skills.")

[Hanako's mother Ai starts stuttering and breaking the front door]

Ai: "ああ、いや！、私も武器を使用しています！" (Translation: Oh no!, i'm using weapons too!)

[The kids and the others come over to the car and start breaking it, while Stacie tries to stop them]

Stacie: "STOP IT! YOU'RE BREAKING IT!"

[Stacie drags Satoko away from the car]

Stacie: "I WANT TO RACE ASWELL!"

Satoko: "そこに私はあなたを憎むため方法は、ありません、それは私が今までに致しますすべてです！" (Translation: There is no way, because I hate you, and that's all I will ever do!)

[Satoko pushes Stacie into the mud]

Angelo: "HEY!"

[Satoko, Toshio and their friends look at Angelo]

Angelo: "LEAVE HER ALONE!"

[Satoko, Toshio, and their friends run back to their cars and drive off]

Satoko: "のは、ここから出ましょう！" (Translation: Let's get out of here!)

Angelo: "SCRAM YOU BRATS! OR I'LL THROW YOU IN THE MUD!"

[Angelo turns to Stacie]

Angelo: "Are you OK?"

Stacie: "THAT (bleep)! I WANTED TO BE NICE TO HER! BUT SHE AND HER FRIENDS REJECTED ME!"

Angelo: "Those twits! HOW COULD THEY?!"

Stacie: "YEAH RIGHT! I WISH I COULD KICK THOSE JAPANESE (bleep)ES INTO THE SUN AND THEY WILL BURN IN AN INSTANT!"

[Paula and Rico leave for Rico's first movie shoot]

Satoko's manga collection
Nicole: "Satoko showed off her manga collection, all Shonen Manga, even though she is female, according to Toshio, she hates certain Shojo Manga."

Satoko: "大丈夫！ここに私のマンガのコレクションです！" (Translation: Okay! here's my manga collection!)

Rico: "Okay, you read manga appeal to males."

Satoko: "私が3歳の時、私は本の一つを取ったときので、私の父はどのようにマンガ、私のお気に入りの読み方を教えてくれている理由は、ワンピースであることを起こる、それは私の父は今まで私を読んで最初の漫画だった、彼は私にそれを読んで、私はそれを読んでしまった、それはとても面白かった！" (Translation: The reason why is because, my dad taught me how to read manga, my favorite, happens to be One Piece, It was the first manga my dad ever read me, he read me it when I was 3, when I took one of books, I ended up reading it, it was so interesting!)

Stacie: "Don't tell me Toshio reads this bull(bleep) aswell."

Satoko: "彼がいない" (Translation: He does)

Stacie: "TOMBOYISH (bleep)!"

At the Swimming Pool
Nicole: "The Families went to the mansion's swimming pool outside."

Rico: "Can't wait to go swimming!"

[Satoko is seen in a black swimming costume]

[Toshio is seen in blue swimming trunks]

Toshio: "我々はそこに行く必要はありません、我々は外のプールを持っている" (Translation: We don't need to go there, we have a swimming pool outside)

Rico: "Oh."

Nicole: "And when Satoko prohibited Giuseppe and his siblings from going to the pool with them, Giuseppe ended up yelling, Stacie ended up crying and screaming, Marshall started ranting, and the other three started trying to get in, but stopped by Satoko's guards."

Satoko: "ジュゼッペ、ステイシー、アンジェロ、マーシャル、ピエトロとジョヴァンニ、以外の全員がで許可され" (Translation: Everyone except Giuseppe, Stacie, Angelo, Marshall, Pietro and Giovanni, is allowed in)

Giuseppe: "WHAT?!"

[Rico is seen signing autographs to Japanese children]

Satoko: "あなたが私のプールで許されていません" (Translation: You're not allowed in my pool)

Stacie: (crying and screaming) "LET ME IN THE POOL YOU SPOILED JAPANESE (long bleep)! WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST US?!

Satoko: "私はあなたを憎む、そしてこのプールは、人々のためだけなので私は好き" (Translation: Because I hate you, and this pool is only for people I like)

Stacie: "YOU'RE A BULLY! YOU ARE AGAINST US! YOU TREAT US LIKE SLAVES AND YOU LOVE YOUR SON AND YOU SPOIL HIM!"

[Satoko smirks]

Satoko: "彼はおもちゃやテレビを禁止ルール作りのやんちゃイタリア人ではないので" (Translation: Because he isn't a rule-making bratty Italian man who prohibits toys and TV)

Stacie: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"

Satoko: "私はいじめっ子だなら、なぜ私のような多くの人々ですか？" (Translation: If I'm a bully, then why do many people like me?)

Marshall: "COME ON! I WANNA GO IN!"

[Angelo, Pietro, and Giovanni try to sneak in, but caught by the guards]

Guard #1: "マダム聡子は、あなたがで許可されていないと言った" (Translation: Madam Satoko said that you aren't allowed in)

Toshio: "" (Translation: Losers, Also Rico, I am the heir of Samo, I am the last male Samo-Shako relative left!)

Babysitting Toshio
Nicole: "Giuseppe and his siblings were not allowed to babysit because Satoko couldn't let them handle Toshio, so Paula had to look after Toshio while Satoko was going out for a message."

[Satoko is holding Toshio]

Satoko: "ポーラ？," (Translation: Paula?)

Paula: "Yes?"

Satoko: "彼が望んでいるときはいつでも私がメッセージで起こっている私はあなたが俊夫の世話をする必要があり、俊夫は、ツリーナッツアレルギーを持っている、彼の就寝時間は午後8時ですが、彼はテレビを見ることができ、私は見てあなたの夫と彼の兄弟を信用していない6歳の後" (Translation: I need you to look after Toshio because I'm going on a message, Toshio has tree nut allergies, his bedtime is at 8:00pm, he can watch TV anytime he wants, I don't trust your husband and his siblings to look after a six-year old)

Paula: "Yes Satoko."

[Toshio is meditiating in the living room]

[Satoko leaves]

Paula: "Toshio, your mom is going out for a message, She doesn't trust Giuseppe or his siblings, or I had to look after you."

[Toshio nods]

cut to:

[Toshio is playing on his 3DS]

Rico: "What are you playing?

Toshio: "ソニッククロニクル" (Translation: Sonic Chronicles)

Paula: "How are you doing?"

Rico: "Fine."

Toshio: "ゲームは、私が推測する大丈夫だ" (Translation: The game's okay I guess)

[Toshio turns off his 3DS and uses the laptop]

Rico: "What are you looking at Toshio?"

Toshio: "攻略の未動作しませんので、ソニッククロニクルアクションリプレイのチートを探しています" (Translation: Looking for Action Replay cheats for Sonic Chronicles, because none of the cheats work)

Rico: "That's nice."

[Rico notices a boot marking on Toshio's back]

Rico: "Huh?"

Toshio: "間違ったリコは何ですか？" (Translation: What's wrong Rico?)

Rico: "I see a boot marking."

Toshio: " 一樹は私にブート·プリントを与えた " (Translation: Kazuki gave me this boot print)

Rico: "How old were you?"

Toshio: "4歳" (Translation: 4-years old)

[Toshio picks up an Eevee doll with a stitching on its neck]

Toshio: "私が覚えている私は...、私の母は私の4歳の誕生日に私にこれをくれたので、それをうまく愛さ" (Translation: I...I remember, my mom gave me this at my fourth birthday, and loved it well)

[Rico smiles]

Toshio: (angrily and sadness) "次に、これらの恐ろしいそれを斬首いじめ！と母はそれを一緒に縫い付けられて背部！" (Translation: Then those horrible bullies beheaded it! AND MY MOM SEWN IT BACK TOGETHER!)

[Toshio calms down and runs and leans near a wall and cries]

Rico: "Sometimes when others are protective of their possesions, and they are broken or stolen, they do awful things and hold a grudge, I think you were so upset that you forgot who you are, and I think you have the rights to do what you are."

Toshio: "あなたがですか？" (Translation: You do?)

Rico: "I know I want Giuseppe and his siblings to suffer, but what about your father and stepdad?"

Toshio: "私の母が私を心配していた、私の2つの父親ではありませんでした" (Translation: My mom was concerned about me, my two dads weren't)

Rico: "Just because they are selfish and abusive fathers out there doesn't mean they are no good fathers either, I know you thought it, but Satoko is always there for you and there is someone out there for me, somebody."

Toshio: "私の友人鹿、彼女のお母さん幸子、お母さん、私の友人の聡史郎は私のためにいつもそこにいて." (Translation: My friend Shika, her mom Sachiko, mom, my friends Satoshi, Shiro are always there for me.)

[Satoko comes home]

Satoko: "こんにちは俊夫！" (Translation: Hi Toshio!)

[Toshio hugs Satoko]

Toshio: "それは簡単なメッセージであった." (Translation: That was a quick message.)

Satoko: "私は知っている" (Translation: I know)

Rico: "I told Toshio not all people are selfish."

Satoko: "あなたにリコをありがとう、私は彼らが俊夫を傷つけるかもしれない心配ですので、私はずっと結婚していない参照してください" (Translation: Thank you Rico, but I much refer not to get married because I'm concerned they might hurt Toshio)

Rico: "That's okay Satoko, I know it's your opinion."

[Rico looks at Toshio]

Rico: "Once upon a time, a few years ago, a beautiful baby boy was born in Nerima, Tokyo, to a concerned 18-year old girl and an 21-year old boy who didn't like him, he attacked him, and at the age of 5, she divorced him and married a man named Garrett, who had 2 children of his own who he abused named Jack and Ann and was bad as her own husband, their marriage didn't last very long, as it was only 1 year, the two kids were placed in a family with kind parents and their biological mother visited them often, and the little 6-year old Japanese boy and his 25-year old mother moved back to Japan, for good and free."

Toshio: "ありがとうございますが、その話は、私は少し悲しくなりました" (Translation: Thank you, but that story made me a bit sad)

Rico: "Gomenasai if it reminded you of your past life."

[Satoko sheds a tear]

Satoko: "ありがとうございます、それは本当に思いやりだ" (Translation: Thank you, It's really thoughtful)

Paula: "I saw your son crying about what happened in his past so Rico made this story."

Satoko: "彼は非常に感情的." (Translation: He's very emotional.)

[Satoko picks up Toshio]

Satoko: "私はあなたに借りがある." (Translation: I owe you.)

Paula: "Uh.. thanks.."

Satoko: "私は残っている唯一の事は私の若い息子と私の母である、俊夫は、健康で美しい少年だった、貴重なダイヤモンドは、一樹の言葉は"私はあなたとあの子を憎みます！なぜ私が今まであなたと結婚した！"されていましたその言葉が脳に弾丸のように心を打たれ、ギャレットは彼のように悪かった" (Translation: The only thing I have left is my young son and my mother, Toshio was a healthy and beautiful boy, a precious diamond, Kazuki's words were "I HATE YOU AND THAT CHILD! WHY DID I EVER MARRY YOU!" those words struck me like a bullet to the brain, Garrett was bad as him)

Paula: "Satoko, you are making youself upset."

Satoko: "息子と私は、我々は、我々は、本当にあなたの優しさが好きだった" (Translation: My son and I, we, we, really liked your kindness)

[Toshio nods and goes to his bedroom]

Toshio: "鹿は私だけのようなものだ、我々は我々のかつての父親によって虐待され" (Translation: Shika's just like me, we are abused by our former dads)

[Toshio is playing with his plush dolls]

Rico: "Toshio, I know your past is dark and sad."

Toshio: (whispering via hallucinations) "お父さん？お父さん？私一人で、いや、いや、いや、いや！残す！やめて！" (Translation: Dad? dad? leave me alone, no, no, no, NO!! STOP IT!)

Satoko: "俊夫！" (Translation: Toshio!)

[Satoko rushes into Toshio's room]

Toshio: "お母さん" (Translation: Mom?)

Satoko: "それは大丈夫だ、私はここにいるよ" (Translation: It's okay, I'm here)

[Satoko hugs Toshio]

Satoko: "俊夫は、それはあなたの幻覚でしなければなりません" (Translation: Toshio, it must of been your hallucinations)

[Toshio nods]

Toshio: "お母さん、どのくらいのジュゼッペとポーラがためにここになるだろうか？" (Translation: Mom, how long is Giuseppe and Paula going to be here for?)

Satoko: "より3日間" (Translation: 3 more days)

[Toshio is playing with his PSP Vita]

Rico: "Toshio, can I ask you something?"

Toshio: "確かに、確かに、先に行く" (Translation: Sure, sure go ahead)

Rico: "What are your favorite franchises?"

Toshio: "ポケモン、マリオ、デジモン、ソニックザヘッジホッグと遊戯王！" (Translation: Pokemon, Mario, Digimon, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Rico: "That's nice, I like Rolie Polie Olie."

[Toshio gets his Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games Wii game]

Toshio: "ワナは再生できますか？" (Translation: Wanna play?)

Rico: "Sure!"

Shika comes over
Satoko: "彼女がちょうど敏夫のようなものですので、鹿は彼女に親切にするように、彼女の母幸子と来るされます" (Translation: Shika will be coming over with her mother Sachiko, so be kind to her because she is just like Toshio)

Rico: "They are famous actors."

Satoko: "もちろん" (Translation: Of course)

Rico: "And she's a girl and Toshio is a boy."

Satoko: "はい、そのあまりに" (Translation: Yes and that too)

Rico: "They own many plush toys of many video game characters, and never EVER, let the my dad and his siblings touch them."

Paula: "And yes."

Rico: "Their mothers are single and got married twice and stayed in Nerima, Japan forever due to the pain they had at Boulder, Colorado."

Toshio: "はい、それも" (Translation: Yes, that too)

[Shika and Sachiko arrive]

Satoko: "こんにちは！" (Translation:  Hello!)

Shika: "俊夫は、私は私と私のプラシ天の人形を持ってきた" (Translation: Toshio, I brought my plush dolls with me)

[Shika is holding a Yoshi plush doll]

Shika: "あなたは、任意のグリッチを実行しましたか？" (Translation: Did you perform any glitches?)

Toshio: "私は違法を作るキュレム、私のブラックキュレム私のホワイトバージョンが次のアドレスに送信され、どこで1を実行し、私はそれを打開するなら、私は、良いことを腐った卵を取得する私はポケモンブラック2に戻ってそれを送信し、それは決して起こらなかったふりをする" (Translation: I performed one where I sent my Black Kyurem to my White Version, making an illegal Kyurem, If I defuse it, I will get a Bad Egg, good thing I sent it back to Pokemon Black 2, and pretend it never happened)

Shika: "ワウ" (Translation: Wow)

Sachiko: "あなたは俊夫と鹿を傷つける場合訪問、ジュゼッペを台無しに、あなたはとても死んでいる" (Translation: Ruin the visit, Giuseppe, you're so dead if you hurt Toshio and Shika)

Shika: "バート·エッグとは何ですか？" (Translation: What's Bad Egg?)

[Toshio goes on the laptop, and goes on Bulbapedia]

Toshio: "この" (Translation: This)

Shika: "オーケー" (Translation: Okay)

[Toshio goes on cheats for Sonic: Chronicles}

Toshio: "私はソニッククロニクル攻略を探しています、そして私は私が働くいくつかのチートを見つけたと思う" (Translation: I am looking for cheats for Sonic Chronicles, And I think I found some cheats that work)

Shika: "どこで？" (Translation: Where?)

[Toshio points at the screen]

Rico: "Wow."

[Toshio activates the cheats on his rom]

Time for Toshio and Satoko to go to a parent-teacher meeting
Nicole: "Toshio and Satoko went to a parent meeting."

[Toshio and Satoko are in a car]

Paula: "Can we see how much Toshio did in school?"

Satoko: "はい、しかし、あなたの夫と義理が彼らの最高の行動、ステイシー上にあることを確認し、あなたはあなたと一緒にこの時間をあなたの銃を取っていない" (Translation: Yes, but make sure your husband and in-laws are on their best behavior, and Stacie, you are not taking your guns with you this time)

Paula: "I agree, Stacie, you are not taking your guns because they are children around 5-11."

[Toshio nods]

[We see a sign that reads "No weapons or dangerous objects at or near school" in English and Japanese]

cut to:

[The family is in the school]

Ms. Saki (Tosio and Shika's teacher): "サモ女史、あなたの息子は他の子供たちと共有し、ストレートの学生であり、彼がするように頼まれてなくてもPEの食器棚を掃除して、彼はいつも先生を助けるために手を貸す、彼は非常に明るい少年です" (Translation: Ms. Samo, your son is a straight A student, he shares with other kids, and he cleaned up the P.E cupboard without being asked to, and he always lends a hand to help the teachers, and he is an extremely bright boy)

[Toshio smiles brightly]

Paula: "Hi, I'm his mother's friend."

Ms. Saki: "こんにちは" (Translation: Hello)

Paula: "Paula, Paula Iconic, I'm not from around here, I'm from Helena, Montana, USA."

Ms. Saki: "日本へようこそ！" (Translation: Welcome to Japan!)

Paula: "Arigatou."

[Ms. Saki's class (minus Toshio) come in with their parents]

Shika: "こんにちは俊夫！ " (Translation: Hi Toshio!)

Toshio: "こんにちは鹿！" (Translation: Hi Shika!)

[Toshio turns to his classmates]

Toshio: "これは私の友人のリコですが、彼はヘレナ、モンタナ州、アメリカ合衆国私と彼のお母さんは、フェイスブック上にお互いに会ったからだが、彼のお母さんが、ポーラは私のお母さんのビデオゲームのレビューシリーズが大好きで、私の母はそれに同意した、彼女は私がプレイしているゲームをレビューする" (Translation: This is my friend Rico, he's from Helena, Montana, USA me and his mom met eachother over FaceBook, his mom, Paula loves my mom's video game review series, and my mom agreed to that, she reviews games I play)

Paula: "She puts captions in for English speakers, I saw her Sonic Chronicles; The Dark Brotherhood review, I loved the reactions."

[Satoko smirks]

Satoko: "私は他のみんなが何賭ける！" (Translation: I bet everyone else does!)

Marshall, Giuseppe, Stacie, Angelo, Pietro, Giovanni: "WE DON'T!!!!!!"

Satoko: "彼らは名声への私の息子の上昇のちょうど嫉妬！" (Translation: They just jealous of my son's rise to fame!)

[Toshio is reading The Electric Tale of Pikachu Volume 3]

Toshio's Treehouse
Nicole: "Toshio showed the family his 3-story treehouse."

[We cut to a treehouse that is made of metal with Sonic the Hedgehog stickers on it]

Toshio: "また、それが金属で作られて、私は人々を失礼している人追い出して母親のガードを持って" (Translation: Also, it's made of metal, I got mom's guards to kick people out who are rude)

Paula: "That's nice."

[Toshio turns to Giuseppe and his siblings]

Toshio: "ジュゼッペ、ステイシー、マーシャル、ピエトロ、アンジェロ、そしてジョバンニは、テレビがあなたに禁止されているので、手を出さない、とあなたはでは許されていません" (Translation: Giuseppe, Stacie, Marshall, Pietro, Angelo, and Giovanni, stay out, because the TV is banned to you, and you're not allowed in)

[Toshio turns to Paula, Lucy, Marisa, Imogen, Myles, Rico, and Corey]

Toshio: "私のラップトップ、コンソール、TVを使用すること自由に感じ、そして私の友人に親切にしてください" (Translation: Feel free to use my laptop, consoles, TV, and please be nice to my friends)

Paula: "We will!"

[Toshio, Satoko and the family (minus Giuseppe and his siblings) go in the treehouse and Toshio locks the door, windows, and any other way Giuseppe or his siblings can get through]

cut to:

[Satoko is using a camcorder]

Rico: "She's using that so she can review video games, that her son plays."

[Satoko nods calmy]

cut to:

[Stacie tries to shoot the door down, but it is no use]

Computer: "Access denied."

Stacie: "My gun won't do anything! The treehouse is trillion times titanium, titanium that cannot be shot down! We can't drive a car as there's metal parts covering the trunk! The windows are made of see-through metal, so we can't shoot it!"

cut to:

[Toshio and Takeshi (One of Toshio's friends) are looking through the window at the front with the window closed while holding a Plusle plush, Minun plush and Sonic Plush, respctively]

Toshio: "まだジュゼッペ、を介して取得しようとしている？" (Translation: Still trying to get through, Giuseppe?)

Takeshi: "あまりにも悪い！彼らは俊夫の年齢の子どもたちであるためにあなたが取得していない、我々は入ることからあなたを禁止する、我々はそれを行うためにドアをプログラムする！" (Translation: Too bad! you're not getting in because they are children around Toshio's age, and we ban you from entering, we programmed the door to do that!)

[The doors are locked to keep Giuseppe and his siblings out]

[Toshio sticks his tongue out at Giuseppe]

[Rico flips off Giuseppe]

[Giuseppe looks at the Minun and Sonic doll]

Giuseppe: "TOYS ARE FOR BABIES AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[Marisa comes]

Marisa: "You want me to read the sewn in tag?"

[Toshio nods]

Marisa: "Choking Hazard, Small Parts, not for children under 3 years, See Dad? not all toys are for babies, you big, fat stupid moron!"

[Toshio smirks, then high-fives Marisa]

[Marisa closes the curtians, she, Toshio, and Takeshi go in the TV area]

Stacie: "WE NEED TO GET IN SO WE CAN SPANK HIM FOR PLAYING WITH TOYS AND WATCHING TV!"

[Toshio scowls at Stacie]

Stacie: "WHAT THE F*** DID I DO!"

[Satoko opens the curtains and sticks her tounge out at Stacie, then closes them]

Stacie: "What a (bleep)! SHE FLIRTS WITH EVERY MEN TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS! NO RESPECT TO OTHER WOMEN! SAMO-SEXUAL (bleep)!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: My friends show great pride to our country, and we love it so much, we go to all the latest anime cons, Pokemon events, and Anime cosplay cons, we take pictures of the cosplayers, not dress up)

cut to:

Paula: "It's nice, but why do you have J-horror (Japanese horror) movies on the planner?"

Toshio: "お母さんはホラー映画が好き" (Translation: Mom likes horror movies)

Paula: "Okay."

Stacie: (offscreen) "(bleep)! SATOKO THE (bleep)!"

[Satoko gets a shotgun and fires it at Stacie outside of the treehouse, then goes back in and locks the door]

cut to:

[A party going on on the 3rd floor]

[Toshio, Shika, Satoko and the Iconic-Todaro Family (minus Giuseppe and his siblings) go on the 3rd floor]

Toshio: "タ·ダー！" (Translation: Ta-dah!)

Rico: "Wow."

Toshio: "私はまた、帝国の子供と呼ばれるギャングをホストに、我々はお互いのようなもので、あなたは、Jができます" (Translation: I also host a gang called Imperial Kids, We are like each other, and you can join if you like, even when you leave)

Satoko: "インペリアルキッズソニック、マリオ、ポケモン、そして多くの、より多くのようなビデオゲームを愛する5-7歳の子供たちのグループですが、主にそれらの3" (Translation: The Imperial Kids are a group of 5-7 year old kids who love video games like Sonic, Mario, Pokemon, and many, many more, but mostly those 3)

[Toshio nods, then goes to Shika and Hanako]

Hanako: "" (Translation: Who is he?)

Toshio: "" (Translation: Rico iconic-Todaro)

[Rico comes behind Toshio]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Ah!)

[Toshio turns around]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Not to be rude Rico, but don't do that again!)

Satoko: "" (Translation: Toshio doesn't like it when you sneak up from behind as it may frighten him)

Torturing Kenji
Nicole: "As a result for attacking Stacie, Giuseppe tied Kenji up, both of his hands together as well as his feet, which he took off his shoes for tickling which he tried to keep in an angel-like position."

Kenji: "" (Translation: STOP!)

Giuseppe: "NO! First, I will hold up your shirt to touch your wound, to hear you scream,"

Kenji: "" (Translation: NO! MY WOUND IS SORE!)

[Giuseppe lifts up Kenji's shirt and starts touching while Kenji screams]

Kenji: "" (Translation: SATOKO! PAULA! TOSHIO! HELP ME! OW! F***! STOP! S***! D***IT! F*** YOU!)

[Kenji tries to kick Giuseppe, who then begins to put his finger over his mouth]

Giuseppe: "Shhhhhh!"

[Giuseppe takes out a feather]

Kenji: "" (Translation: What are you gonna do with that feather?!)

Giuseppe: "Tickle you, of course, answer my questions."

[Giuseppe takes of Kenji's socks and shoes]

Kenji: (Thinking: I got to hold in my laughter)

[Giuseppe moves the feather, as Kenji tries to hold in his laughter]

Giuseppe: "Tickle, tickle, tickle!"

Kenji: (screaming snd laughing) "" (Translation: STOP PLEASE, F***! I HATE BEING TICKLED! AH, F***! SATOKO HELP ME!)

A few hours later

Nicole: "Then Giuseppe locked the door, leaving Kenji to starve, as he couldn't move."

Kenji: "" (Translation: I'm hungry, when is Satoko coming back to untie me?"

Aftermath for torturing Kenji
Nicole: "Satoko screamed at Giuseppe for torturing Kenji for hours when the family was gone."

[Satoko drags Giuseppe by the collar]

Satoko: "" (Translation: HOW ****ING DARE YOU TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND! YOU TOUCHED HIS WOUND AND MOVE YOUR FINGERS THROUGH IT AND TICKLE HIM?! HE HAD THAT WOUND 6-7 YEARS AGO AND HE STILL HAS IT!)

cut to:

[Paula and Satoko unties Kenji]

Kenji: "" (Translation: Thank you very much, I'm okay, my voice kinda hurts though from laughing too hard from being tickled, owthe pressure was rough)

[A low sound is heard, and Kenji puts one hand on his stomach]

Paula: "" (Translation: Are you okay?)

Kenji: "" (Translation: I haven't eaten for hours, This is worse thanthe massacre when I was at at school! I almost died! THAT ******* KAZUKI SHOT ME IN THE PROSTATE AND MY STOMACH! oh man, my injuries were severe, but good thing Satoko was by my side in the hospital)

[Kenji leaves the room]

cut to:

[Kenji is sitting at the table, eating raw fish]

Paula: "Kenji-san? what is your birthday?)

Kenji: "" (Translation: November 27th)

Paula: (Thinking: That's Giuseppe's birthday!)

Kenji: "" (Translation: What's wrong?)

Paula: "Nothing!)

[Satoko enters the room]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Are you okay?)

Kenji: "" (Translation: Yeah, I'm fine)

Going to a Japanese Tea Ceremony
Nicole: "It was time to go to a Japanese Tea Ceremony."

[Satoko is wearing a grey, ripped flower patterned kimono]

[Toshio is wearing a blue, ripped star patterned kimono]

Paula: "Wow!"

Giuseppe: "THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID!"

Toshio: "No it's not, it's a tradition."

[Rico and Toshio begin signing autographs]

Satoko: "(bleep)をシャット" (Translation: Shut the **** up)

[Myles pelts Giuseppe with rotten tomatoes, which causes Toshio to smirk]

Imogen: "Go away, you bakan!"

Giuseppe: "I'LL TEACH YOU SOME RESPECT!"

Imogen: "One of the caretakers said that I can treat you with disrespect as long as I please."

Toshio: "右うん！" (Translation: Yeah right!)

Giuseppe: "I am sick of you doing things behind my back."

Toshio: "" (Translation: I am so sick of you restricting my fun!)

[Toshio gets a katana and holds it to his throat]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Ruin this kimono ceremony, I will skin you alive.....)

cut to:

Nicole: "They went into the limo, this time, Satoko wasn't driving it, but her  chauffeur   was." 

[Toshio is holding his Shadow and Tails plush while in a car while sleeping]

Paula: "Japanese Tea Ceremonies?, what are they like?"

Satoko: " とても素敵な、あなたはそれを好きになる" (Translation: Very wonderful, you'll love it)

Nicole: "Then Giuseppe started to annoy Toshio, big time!"

Giuseppe "TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! GIVE ME THOSE BABY TOYS NOW!"

[Toshio throws sushi at Giuseppe, causing his face to puff up and swell]

Toshio:  " いいえ！" (Translation: NO!)

[Giuseppe tries to get the Shadow and Tails plush off Toshio]

Toshio: " お母さん！" (Translation: MOM!)

Nicole: "Then he ran to Paula in fright and fear."

[Toshio goes to Paula]

Paula: "Giuseppe, No!"

Satoko: "私が運転していた間に迷惑なじるが、あなたと低能のあなたのグループがこれを行っていることは、この時間は私にこれをやっていません" (Translation: Annoying twit, you and your group of morons may have done this while I was driving, you aren't doing this to me this time)

[Toshio goes up to Satoko]

Imogen: "Knock it off! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE! P*** OFF!"

Stacie: "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"

Imogen: "I won't!"

cut to:

[The family is at the festival]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Love it? me and my friends are going to meet up with eachother, were gonna talk about Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokemon, Counterfeit cards, Digimon, Sonic, and Shonen Jump!)

Stacie: "SHONEN MANGA IS FOR TEENAGE BOYS!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: It's in my family to read manga and people can hear you!)

Arata: "" (Translation: Toshio-sama!)

Toshio: "" (Translation: That's Arata, one of my comrades  in training)

Arata: "" (Translation: Hi, Ms. Samo!)

Satoko: "" (Translation: Hi)

Satoko plays Team Fortress 2
Nicole: "When Satoko was playing Team Fortress 2, a first person shooter known for its crude humor, while talking to a friend using the headset, on her laptop, Stacie wanted to use it to order clothing."

[Satoko is in her room playing TF2 while Toshio watches her]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Tell Sachiko I said hi!)

Satoko (in-game): "" (Translation: Toshio said hi!)

cut to:

[Sachiko in her room playing Team Fortress]

Sachiko: (in-game): "" (Translation: Hi Toshio!)

cut to:

[Stacie comes in the room]

Stacie: "Satoko, I need the laptop."

[Satoko takes off the headset and puts on Toshio]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Talk to Shika)

[Satoko glares at Stacie]

Satoko: "" (Translation: Stacie, go away, I'm playing Team Fortress 2, just, go away)

[Stacie leaves the room]

4 minutes later

Giuseppe: "SATOKO! GIVE STACIE THE LAPTOP!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: It's mine, you dumb f***!, I AM PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M CHATTING WITH AKIRA AND RYUU ON IT!)

Giuseppe: "I...SAID...GIVE IT TO HER!"

Satoko: "" (Translation: I SAID NO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!)

[Satoko gets out her knife and slashes Giuseppe, and holds the knife to his throat]

Satoko: "" (Translation: This is my laptop, Bratie isn't gonna use it, tell me to bring it to her again, I will f***ing tear off your f***ing testes and staple them to your f***ing forehead! F*** OFF, SHE'S NOT USING IT, NO STUPID SPOILED W****S ARE ALLOWED ON MY LAPTOP!)

Stacie talks about the Tohoku Earthquake and Tsunami
Nicole: "Stacie talked about the 3.11 Earthquake infront of Satoko."

Stacie: "The disasters must have not been bad as the Tohoku Earthquake and Tsunami in 2011, her dad's got one foot on the grave and-'

[Satoko throws a Pikachu doll while holding her Kiku plush, catching everyone's attention]

Satoko: "" (Translstion: Excuse me everyone, I'm going to play Team Fortress 2 for half an hour)

[Satoko walks away]

Paula: "Stacie, you got 27 minutes to come up with an proper apology."

Stacie: "Me? Apologize to her?! NEVER! SHE GET'S A KIKU PLUSH DUE TO AN EARTHQUAKE! TELL HER TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Paula: "Stacie, she needs that doll, It's her comfort toy, and I want you to apologize! NOW!"

Toshio and his friends in Toshio's room
Nicole: "All of Toshio's classmates came over alongside Satoko's friends."

[Toshio and Satoko's friends come in]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Come on in!)

[They all come in]

[Toshio goes up to Giuseppe and holds his head up to his face]

Toshio: "" (Translation: If you are your siblings hurt my friends, I am going to skin you alive, burn you, and YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON MY ROOF WITH YOUR MUTILATED BODY!)

[Toshio holds a katana to Giuseppe's neck, then walks away]

Toshio: "" (Translation: I am watching you!)

Imperial Kids' Meeting
Nicole: "Toshio's friends were planning a way to make the Todaro siblings pay for ruining their fun."

Arata: "" (Translation: Those guys got to go!)

Hanako "" (Translation: Why can't they let us have any fun!)

Toshio: "" (Translation: I agree, They called us annoying, we hide a dark secret, Shika, get the katana, I'm showing them who's boss, and who I allowed to do some, he's gonna be attacked by a bunch for first graders!)

[Shika hands out 12 katana including one for herself]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Operation: Blood Party!)

The attack
Nicole: "The kids decided to attack Stacie first."

[Stacie wanders into Toshio's room]

Toshio: "" (Translation: Now!)

[Toshio jumps from the covers and holds a katana to her face]

Toshio: "" (Translation: I can do what I want, point a gun at me, my friends will hold your neck!)

[The others come out behind Stacie]

Stacie: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY JAPANESE FIRST-GRADERS!"

Final Day and Giuseppe and his siblings get the boot
Nicole: "Giuseppe and his siblings taken Toshio's toys off him, again and he called the guards and his mother, and it was also on the last day."

[Toshio is watching Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie OVA, and playing with his toys in his room with the door locked]

[Marshall grabs an axe and chops the door down]

Giuseppe: "(bleep)ING BEATING!"

Marshall: "GIVE ME THEM RIGHT NOW BOY!"

Toshio: "No!"

[Marshall takes every plush from Toshio's room]

Stacie: "Toys are for babies!"

Angelo: "That's correct!"

[Toshio picks up an alarm and touches the button and 12 Guards come and Satoko come]

Toshio: "彼らは離れてすべての私のおもちゃを取られ、私の高価なおもちゃを焼いてみました" (Translation: They taken all my toys away and tried to burn my expensive toys)

Satoko: "あなたは、ジュゼッペ今それを取得している！" (Translation: You're getting it now Giuseppe!)

Toshio: "彼らはそれをしなかった前に、彼らは私をたたくと脅し" (Translation: Before they did it, they threatened to beat me to death)

Stacie: "Now I'm going to kill you!"

[Stacie takes out a gun and is about to pull the trigger at Toshio's head but the guard steps in with bullet proof uniform and saves him and Satoko comes infront of Toshio]

Satoko: "" (Translation:  Not a step closer)

[Toshio takes one of Stacie's guns]

Stacie: "GIVE THEM BACK!"

Toshio: "" (Translation: Who's gonna make me? Mom?)

Satoko: (yelling) "今、彼らはすぐにそれを得るつもりです！それらがどのように俊夫にそれを行うあえて！警備員は私の視界からジュゼッペと彼の兄弟を出す！" (Translation: NOW THEY ARE GONNA GET IT NOW! HOW DARE THEY DO THAT TO TOSHIO! GUARDS GET GIUSEPPE AND HIS SIBLINGS OUT OF MY SIGHT!)

[The guards restrain Giuseppe and his siblings and throw them out, then lock the door]

Satoko: "と外出！" (Translation: And stay out!)

[Toshio and Satoko turn to Rico and Paula]

Toshio and Satoko: "ありがとう、さようなら！" (Translation: Thanks, Goodbye!)

Rico: "Sayonara Toshio, see you again soon."

Marisa: "Bye Toshio."

[The Iconic-Todaro Family leave the mansion]

Paula: "You guys may have done it again this time! When we see them again, NO MORE BRINGING DANGEROUS OBJECTS!"