Orla gets sent to Military School

For the Team Bobbalu version, see /Team Bobbalu/.

Nicole's Decision
Orla: "I HEAR IT'S A DUMP!"

Nicole: "Excuse me, Orla? Who told you that?"

3 days after Orla has left
Nicole: "Okay, girls. Who wants to go to Disney World?"

Kayla/Haidyn/Skyla: "We do!"

Nicole: "Let's get ready to pack our things and hit the road!"

1 week after Orla has left, Nicole gets a phone call
[Kayla, Haidyn, Nicole and Skyla are playing a game called Candyland]

[the phone rings]

Nicole: "Hello?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Pick Orla up! NOW!!!! She set fire to the whole school!"

Nicole: "How did she do that?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "She poured a flammable fluid called petrol and lit it with a match."

Nicole: "Didn't you check her belongings first?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Yes."

Haidyn: "Mummy, your turn."

Nicole: "Hold on Haidyn. I'll be over right away."

Nicole: "I think I did actually."

Nicole gets very angry with Orla
[A furious Nicole drags Orla onto the couch]

[Orla tries to hit Nicole]

Nicole (stern voice): "YOU'RE LUCKY SGT. PATRICK DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU MISSY. AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ORLA, YOU ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING TV FOR 2 WEEKS, YOU WILL NOT MEET YOUR FRIENDS FOR A MONTH, YOUR PLAY CAR IS GONE FOR A WEEK, YOU LOST YOUR DORA AND BARNEY DVDs FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH AND YOU WILL NEVER PLAY THE WII AGAIN FOR HOW LONG IT TAKES TO BEHAVE YOURSELF!! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!"

Orla (sneering): "I dare and I did."

[Nicole raises her voice]

Nicole: "You've worked my nerve this time---there's one alternative left---Boot Camp!"

Orla: "You're poo-poo, mummy."

Nicole: (stern voice) "YOU DO NOT CALL YOUR MOTHER THAT NAME! WHEN I SAY "GO TO YOUR ROOM", I MEAN "GO TO YOUR ROOM"! MARCH TO YOUR BEDROOM NOW!"

[Orla runs upstairs screaming, crying and bawling]

Orla: "I HATE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Orla screams extremely loud at the top of her lungs]

[Nicole runs upstairs and bursts into Orla's bedroom]

[Nicole spanks Orla, who uses her hands to cover her bottom]

Orla: "MUMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!!"

[Orla hits Nicole and falls off her lap]

[Orla gets up, runs downstairs and out the front door and runs away to Amanda's house]

[Orla takes off her clothes and pees on the sidewalk]

[Orla runs to Amanda's front door]

[Nicole runs after her like a furious hyena]

[Orla tries to hit Nicole with a fire poker, but misses]

[Orla gets the neighbors' BB gun and shoots Nicole, hitting her in the ankle]

[Nicole falls on the ground]

[Orla runs in to Amanda's house]

[Nicole chases Orla all around]

[Orla and Amanda run off and begin to throw toilet paper at an old mansion down the street]

10 to 15 minutes later

Nicole: "Orla has been awfully quiet for a while. I better go check in on her."

[Nicole smells something burning, which is coming from the kitchen]

Nicole: "What is that smell?"