Tapp Family/Transcript

Naughty Platform Techique
Gloria: "It wasn't long until Leah wanted to watch Dora the Explorer on the computer but Toshio and Toshihiro had to do their Japanese History on the Jomon Period on it."

Leah: "I want to watch Dora on the computer. NOW, because Akio is watching Takeshi's Castle."

Toshihiro: "しかし、我々は日本の私たちの宿題をしなければならない！それは我々がそれを失敗した場合、我々はグレードを保留することになり、今日、日本のコースです！" (Translation: But we have to do our homework on Japan! It's the Japanese course today, If we fail it, we will be held back a grade!)

Leah: I don't care!

Samantha: "Leah, leave Toshio and Toshihiro alone, they didn't finish their homework about the Jomon Period on the day it's due, they need to finish it."

Leah: "They can do their silly Japan homework another day!"

Samantha: "Leah Sheena Tapp, listen to me, Toshihiro and Toshio can't do it on another day because today is their Japanese History homework course."

Leah: "I WANT DORA!!!!!!!!!!"

[Leah kicks Toshihiro in the balls]

Toshihiro: "わー！" (Translation: Ow!)

Samantha: "Right! Naughty Platform!"

[Samantha puts Leah on the Naughty Platform]

Samantha: "You do NOT kick your brother, they need to finish their work, stay there for 4 minutes, your Bride Barbie Doll is in Toy Jail!."

[Samantha consficates Leah's Bride Barbie Doll]

Leah: I could kill you right now, poopy-head!

[Leah escapes, discards her clothes on the Naughty Platform, and runs outside in her underwear]

(she sneaks into Toshihiro's room and scribbles, "Fuck you, bitch!" On Toshihiro's homework assignment sheets using her Crayola crayons and a lot of bad words)

Toshihiro: Hey!!!

(Leah takes her Crayola markers and writes in Toshiro's Japanese history book, "Asian queer-bait", and then starts tearing out a few pages)

Onward
Gloria: "Later on, Leah wanted to play outside. But it was raining."

Leah: "Can I play outside, mommy?"

Samantha: "You can't. It is raining out."

Leah: "I WANNA PLAY OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't I play outside in the rain?"

[Leah hits Samantha with a Snow White doll]

Samantha: "No ma'am. We do not hit people with dolls. Do you understand?"

[Leah goes over to Yukina and hits and slaps her, causing her to wail in pain]

Samantha: "Leah, don't hit Yukina, it hurts her very much."

Leah: "I HATE ASIANS, SO I HIT HER!!!!!!"

Samantha: "OK, Leah. You will be going to timeout this instant."

[Sachiko picks up Yukina]

Leah: Fuck you!!!

Leah's Very Very Very Scary Epic Tantrum
Gloria: "It wasn't long until Leah asked her Japanese siblings that she wanted to watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, when they said no, Leah kicked up a 12 hour tantrum."

[Leah comes in the living room, Akio, Toshihiro, and Toshio are watching Yu-Gi-Oh]

Leah: "Can I watch My Little Pony?"

Toshihiro: "いいえ、リアを行うための何かを探しに行く、我々は、遊戯王！を見ている" (Translation: No, go find something else to do Leah, we are watching Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Leah: "I WANNA WATCH MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!!!!"

[Leah runs into Sachiko's room where she is watching Ringu with Satoshi]

Leah: "Can I watch My Little Pony?"

Satoshi: "いいえ" (Translation: No, now get out of my sight)

Leah: (screeches) "I WANNNNNNNNNNNNA WATCHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYYYYY LITTTTTTTLE PONNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Leah rushes into Shika's room where she is watching Ju-On with her friends and Ai]

Leah: "I wanna watch My Little Pony!"

Ai: "しかし、私はしたい腕時計呪怨" (Translation: But I wanna watch Ju-on)

Alice (one of Shika's friends): "Leah, just let us watch J-horror in peace!"

Leah: (screams) "I WANNNNNA WATTTCH MYYY LITTTTTTTTLE PONNNNNNNNNNY!"

[Shika pushes Leah out of her room and shuts the door and holds it back]

Leah: (pounds on the door) I could kill you right now!

Ai: "それはアニメやマンガの発祥の地であるため、日本語ホラーは、日本で非常に人気があり、それは常に練馬区、東京で行われ" (Translation: Japanese Horror is very popular in Japan, It always takes place in Nerima, Tokyo because it is the birthplace of Anime and Manga)

Gloria: "The tantrum still went on when the family went out to eat at a restaurant."

Leah: "What is this?"

[Leah examines her salad, picking out the tomatoes, cucumbers, mushrooms and onions]

Leah: I didn't order this shit!

Toshihiro's Gaming
Gloria: "When Toshihiro was playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, via backwards compatibility using a GameCube Controller he got for Christmas last year, Leah asked him if she could watch Oobi, when he said no, Leah kicked up a tantrum."

Leah: "Toshihiro? Can I watch Oobi?"

Toshihiro: "バトル：いいえ、レアが、行うには、何か他のものを探しに行く、私はソニックアドベンチャー2を再生しよう" (Translation: No, Leah, go find something else to do, I'm playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle)

Leah: "COME ON TOSHIHIRO! I WANNA WATCH OOBI!"

[Toshio makes an X-sign by holding his shoulders with the other arm, meaning "No."]

Leah: I'll kill you! (Picks up a coat hanger)