Funnie Family/Trivia


 * Skylar has the same brain mixed with Morisa from the Othorimer Family, Michaela from the Britiana Family, Imogen from the Panizza Family, Sabrina-Brunetta from the Spears Family, Samantha's evil side from the Kyra Family and Sam from the Horne Family, but far worse than that. She threatens.
 * The twins have lacerations similar to Ji woong Kirochu, but they are joined and are only in the stomach. They're covered by a t-shirt. It was caused by Skylar when she stabbed them with a knife.
 * Due to the expulsions from all the schools in town, Skylar is currently being homeschooled
 * In Christmas 2029, Chip and Skylar each received nothing but coal in their stockings

The following schools Skylar has been expelled from:
 * 1) Mount Hope Redemption W Campus for downloading The Cursed Onion Ring Tape to the teacher's computer
 * 2) Concordia Academy-Bloomington for posting death threats on Facebook
 * 3) Mount Hope Child Development Center for The hazing incident
 * 4) Life Academy for plagiarism
 * 5) Beacon Preparatory School for arson
 * 6) Valley View Middle School for dumping feces and scrawling anti-Semetic graffiti on a classmate's walkway
 * 7) Olson Middle School for stealing the collection plate
 * 8) Bloomington Extended School Year for vandalism
 * 9) Nativity of Mary School for forcing a 4-year old class to listen to music with explicit lyrics
 * 10) Bloomington Shared Time Special Education for making a bomb threat to the school
 * 11) Southwood School Special Education for cheating
 * 12) Bethany Academy for computer hacking
 * 13) Bloomington Lutheran School for forcing a 16-17 year old class to watch disgusting videos
 * 14) Mindquest Online Learning School for smashing the computers
 * 15) Kennedy High School-Beacon Night School for flushing cherry bombs down the toilet in the girls' bathroom
 * 16) Ramalynn Montessori Academy for depositing lit fireworks under all the toilets, desks, and chairs
 * 17) Oak Grove Middle School for stealing money from the collection plate

The following violent video games Chip owns and plays:
 * Dead Space
 * F.E.A.R.
 * Fairytale Fights
 * State of Emergency
 * Doom 3
 * Mortal Kombat
 * Borderlands
 * Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
 * Blood Rayne 2
 * Dark Sector
 * Splatterhouse
 * Postal 2
 * Duke Nukem 3D
 * Assassin's Creed II
 * Turok: Rage Wars
 * Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
 * Daikatana
 * Heavy Rain
 * Grand Theft Auto
 * Fallout: New Vegas
 * Nightmare Creatures
 * Medal of Honor
 * Carmaddegon
 * Call of Duty: Black Ops
 * Dead Rising
 * Conker: Live and Reloaded
 * Prototype
 * Prototype 2
 * Killing Floor
 * Killing Floor 2
 * MadWorld
 * Turok: Rage Wars
 * Resident Evil Archives: Resident Evil
 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
 * Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles
 * Fallout 3
 * Resident Evil
 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex Edition
 * Saint Row 3