Slater Family/Transcript

Submission Reel
Kendra: I'm in Anacortes, Washington to find a family that needs my help. Let's have a look.

Martha: Hello I'm Martha.

Daniel: And I'm Daniel.

Martha: And we have 3 children. Mark is 17, Bill is 13, and Stacy is 5.

Kendra: Those kids look cool!

Daniel: Mark is a huge fan of death metal and black metal. It's not uncommon for him to blast it in the middle of the night.

[Mark is seen rocking his head to Nargaroth's "Seven Tears are Flowing to the River"]

Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!

Kendra: Woah!

Martha: He also has a severe drinking and drug problem.

Daniel: This is the 5th time I've caught you with weed!

''Mark: It's Washington State! It's fine!''

Kendra: That's madness!

Daniel: Bill has Antisocial personality disorder, which means he's a sociopath.

[Bill is assaulting the kids at school]

Bill: IT'S ALWAYS MY TURN!!!

Kendra: That's got to stop!

Martha: Our daughter Stacy has been diagnosed with severe autism, and always have meltdowns!

Daniel: Not to mention she's non-verbal.

[Stacy is screaming like crazy, rocking herself roughly while throwing everything in her sight]

Daniel: STOP IT!!!

Stacy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kendra: Yikes!

Martha: Please come, Supernanny... me and my husband are at our wits end.

Kendra: You guys really do need my help. I'm on my way!

Observation Begins
Kendra: When I first walked in to the house, it was pretty dirty.

Bill: It's all Mark's stuff!

Mark: No it's not, dipshit!

Daniel: I told you not to use that language in this house!

Mark: I'm fucking 17! I can say whatever the fuck I want!

Daniel: MARK!!!

Daniel: When it comes to Mark, he curses like a sailor!

Kendra: Does he curse all the time?

Daniel: Sometimes, but it's been getting worse.

Mark: HOLY SHIT!!!

[Stacy is breaking a CD of Cannibal Corpse's "Tomb of the Mutilated"]

Mark: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

Kendra: And then Mark proceeds to assault Stacy, which leads to an autistic meltdown!

[Stacy is smashing everything she sees that is a Barney DVD, A Peppa Pig Plush, 2 Vases and a Chair]

Daniel: STOP!!!

Stacy: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stacy runs outside and screams like a banshee]

Daniel: It's tough when Stacy has a tantrum, because then we can't control her.

Daniel: You have to stop!

Stacy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kendra: Do you know what to do during these tantrums?

Daniel: I'm not an expert at autistic children! I have no clue what to do with her!

Kendra: And to make matters worse, Bill locked us out.

Daniel: Hey! Let us in!

Bill: NO!!! THIS HOUSE IS MINE NOW!!!

[Bill proceeds to put on the Playboy Channel and puts it on full blast, then eats a bunch of ice cream and drinking Root Beer while watching the TV]

Daniel: Thank goodness I have a spare key.

[Daniel unlocks the door, and then rushes to the TV and turns it off]

Bill: TURN IT BACK ON!!!

Daniel: No! Go to your room right now!

Bill: FUCK OFF, GAY CUNT!!!

[Bill runs away]

Daniel: NOT AGAIN!!!

Kendra: This is so embarrassing!

Observation Continues
Kendra: Later on, the family decided to eat at Teriyaki Time, a sushi restaurant, but the kids had other plans...

Martha: Mark, put your iPod away.

Mark: No! It's the bass boost of Burzum's "War"! I can't miss out!

Bill: Besides, who the hell uses an iPod nowadays?

Daniel: Mark, turn off the iPod, or we're taking it away.

Mark: Make me!

[Mark and the parents fight over the iPod]

Mark: GIVE IT!!!

Daniel: GIVE IT NOW!!!

Martha: YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS!!!

[Meanwhile, Bill and Stacy go around flipping chairs and tables and ruining everyone's meals]

Customer #1: Stop! My sushi!

Customer #2: You kids need a spanking!

Customer #3: Get away! You got coffee all over me!

Kendra: Of all my years as a nanny, I've never seen a restaurant get this destroyed by some bratty kids!

Daniel: LET'S GO!!! THIS WAS A DISASTER!!!

[Mark then shatters the windows with the iPod]

Martha: MARCUS COLLIN SLATER!!! YOU DO NOT DO THAT!!!

Mark: Fuck you all! I was gonna chill, but you had to take my fucking godamn iPod!

Daniel (furious): THAT IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE TO DO THAT!!!

Kendra: I had to break up the two because they were ready to get into a fist fight!

Kendra: Please tell me this doesn't happen all the time!

Martha: Sadly, it happens every single time we eat out.

Daniel: We moved here from Spokane 2 years ago because the kids got us banned from all the public places there!

Kendra: Oh my word...

Parent Meeting
Kendra: This was one of the worst families ever! And that's saying a lot!

Martha: But our kids have medical conditions. Not to mention that Mark also uses drugs and alcohol, which thank goodness we didn't come across that day!

Kendra: Still, that doesn't mean you let them run wild! And as for you, Daniel, you and Mark almost fought over a broken window! Why?

Daniel: He was disrespecting me! And I was at my wits end!

Kendra: Still, that's no excuse to do that! You're both lucky this town hasn't banned you anywhere!

Naughty Room (Part 1)
[Bill begins to rage at a video game]

Bill: FUCK YOU!!! I WANT MARIO!!!

Kendra: Bill, do not curse.

[Bill gets killed in the game]

Bill: FUCKING HELL!!!

Kendra: Bill, this is your warning. If you curse again, I will put you in the naughty room.

Kendra: The naughty room is perfect, because it gives the kids to think about their actions.

Bill: FLYING HORSE BLOODY COCK BALLS!!! I FUCKING HATE THIS STINKY GIRAFFE SHIT!!!

Kendra: That's it!

[Kendra sends Bill to the naughty room]

Kendra: I'm putting you in this room because you continued to curse, even when I told you not to do so.

Bill: FUCK OFF, YOU DYKE!!!

Martha: I just hope this works, because it's about time these kids get some boundaries!

[Bill runs outside and shatters the family car's windows]

Time: 5 minutes

[Bill raids Stacy's room and destroys her stuff, leading to her to have a severe meltdown]

Time: 12 minutes

[Bill climbs a tree and throws eggs at the house]

Time: 30 minutes

[Bill steals the family TV which was playing The Simpsons and smashes it with an axe]

Time: 55 minutes

Daniel: His tantrum was going for almost an hour, and I feared that at this rate, the entire house would be razed!

[Bill shatters the windows using rocks and hammers]

Time: 72 minutes

[Bill runs to downtown and shouts out bad words to pedestrians]

Time: 90 minutes

Kendra: Since it was obvious that Bill wasn't gonna calm down, we had to do drastic measures...

Cool Down Area (Part 2)
[The family ships Bill to the Cool Down Area]

'''Kendra: Because of Bill's destruction, we knew the Naughty Room won't work. So we instead implemented the Cool Down Area.'''

[The Cool Down Area has various of cool down activities, including soft, calming music. In about 10 minutes, Bill has fully calmed down]

Bill: I'm sorry for cursing.

Martha: Thank you.

Getting Stacy the Help She Needs
Kendra: Since Stacy has severe autism, she needs all the resources she needs to live.

[They send Stacy to the University of Washington Autism Center]

Dr. Gleen: I'm Dr. Gleen, head of the UW Autism Center. Our goal is to help all kids of the Northwest who have Autism, from mild to severe.

[Stacy spends 2 hours at the center, doing activities for autistic children]

Dr. Gleen: Alright, so I am gonna give your child flashcards.

Martha: Stacy, let’s do flashcards.

[Stacy screams]

Martha: Stacy, let’s go!

Stacy: Ah!

[Martha tries to lift Stacy, but she smacks her]

Kendra: Stop that now, this is a warning, if you do not come to the table and do flashcards, you’re going to timeout.

[Stacy scratches Kendra]

Drug Disposal
Kendra: Now it's time to get rid of Mark's drug and alcohol problem!

Daniel: Mark, is that marijuana?

Mark: No. It's lettuce.

Daniel: Yeah right. Give it.

[Daniel puts it in the Drug Disposal]

[Later, Mark breaks the Drug Disposal and takes the marijuana, then smokes it]

Martha: Did you just...

Mark: The fuck you think this is?

Daniel: Mark I took that away for a reason.

Mark: FUCK OFF!!!

[Mark slams the door and then proceeds to blast Death's "Spiritual Hearing"]

[Daniel breaks down the door, confiscates the remaining marijuana, and destroys it]

Daniel: You're grounded. One month.

DVD Meeting
'''Kendra: I've been gone for a bit. Now let's see how the family did while I was gone!'''

Mark: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!

[Mark assaults Stacy, leading to her epic tantrum]

[Martha successfully calms her down before she does some extreme damage]

Kendra: That's fantastic! Glad we're working on helping Stacy during her meltdowns!

[Bill bashes Mark's cassette copy of Burzum's "Filosofem"]

Mark: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

[Mark and Bill have an epic fight]

[The police arrive to arrest the two]

Kendra: What happened here?

Martha: Basically, the two had a crazy fight because Bill broke one of Mark's cassette tapes, and one of the neighbors called the cops, and they got arrested.

Daniel: I kinda expected that to happen.

The trial of Bill and Mark
Bill: Mark broke one of my stuff, so I had to destroy his stuff back!

Mark: And you had to do one of my prized possessions?!?! It was signed by Varg Vikernes himself!

Judge: Still, you shouldn't had fought him like that.

[Both would be found guilty of assault and public disturbance. While both didn't get any prison time, they had to pay a fine]

Family Update
Martha: We've since persevered with Kendra's techniques, and our family is improving more than ever!

Daniel: We still have mistakes and issues to take care of, but little by little, we will get it done.