Langbroek Family Revisited/Transcript

15 years ago...
Teddy, Sherman and Bryce: "Trick or son of a (bleep)!"

Sherman: "We hate vegetables!"

[Bryce flushes Kristin's iPhone down the toilet]

Sherman: "TUBBY!"

And now...
Mary: "(bleep)!"

[Marley spits in Teddy's face]

Marley: "I HATE YOU!"

[Mary runs around the house naked]

[Marley slaps Master B]

[Mary kicks Helen]

[Marley headbutts Haley]

Announcer: Mary and Marley have Teddy, Bryce and Sherman's old behavior, but worse.

Observation begins
Alicia: "Hi Jo!"

[We see Alicia, 145 pounds lighter]

Jo: "Why, Alicia, look at you. You've lost weight."

Alicia: "Yes, now I'm feeling better than I did before. One night, when I was channel surfing, I found a weight loss TV program called The Biggest Loser, I knew I had to try out for that program to lose weight so that I could lose weight and gain confidence."

Jo: "How are you doing, Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce?"

Teddy: "We're doing OK, Jo...except we have one problem..."

[Screaming is heard in the background]

Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "Mary and Marley."

Jo: "Wow. Those two girls behave just like you three used to."

Teddy: "Yes, Jo."

Kristin: “I tried Behavior Modfication Camp, Military School, Boot Camp, Theraputic Boarding School and Residential Treatment Center, But they were kicked out!!!!!!!!. I tried lots of nanny tv shows including Take Home Nanny, Beverly Hills Nannies, America’s Best Nannies, World’s Strictest Parents, and Nanny 911, But they drove the nannies away.

Naughty Platform
Jo: "It wasn't long before Marley tore Shelby's homework in two."

[Marley snatches Shelby's math homework and tears it in half]

Shelby: "Mom! Marley tore my math homework!"

[Kristin comes in]

Kristin: "Marley, this is your warning, if you do not give the homework sheet back to Shelby, you will go to timeout on the Naughty Platform, and I will also take away your Pinkie Pie plush for the rest of the day. Do you understand?"

Marley: "NO!" (whacks Kristin in the knee with a fly swatter)

Kristin: "Let's go, Naughty Platform for you."

[Kristin takes Marley to the Naughty Platforms and confiscates her Pinkie Pie plush]

Kristin: "Your Pinkie Pie plush is going to the toy time-out box for the rest of the day."

[Kristin puts Marley's Pinkie Pie plush in the toy time-out box]

The twins VS. the babysitter
Jo: " "