Joshua and Company's Outing

This was a few weeks before Jo came.

Transcript
[A knock on the door]

June: "Who could that be?"

[The door opens to reveal Xandra]

Xandra: "HEY, NOOB!"

Joshua: "Hey, it's you Xandra."

Xandra: "We are going on an outing to the park, going on a mini-golf trip, and going to Bocassio's for dinner!"

Joshua: "Sounds like fun, come on guys!"

June: "Joshua, stay in the house."

Joshua: "NOT A CHANCE, JOSE!" (blows raspberry and slams the door)

Zelda: "Joshua's going to miss us!"

Edward: "But he will be back at some point during the night."

cut to:

[Joshua and his friends are walking down the street and to the local park]

Joshua: "Let's cause havoc so mysteriously that grapefruits won't notice."

Katie: "Awesome!"

Lori: "Let's do it, y'all!"

[Joshua and Ron torture the geese near the pond]

[Xandra writes a message on a sticky note that reads "Wee wur owt tu teh parck and we r goeng tu gawlph and Bokassioz for denner XANDRA WUZ HERE LMAO!" and pastes it on a park bench]

[Gretchen attacks a 7-year-old child playing catch with his father]

Child: "DAD! STOP THIS CRAZY WOMAN FROM HURTING ME!"