Rules at St. Maria's Private Catholic School

Here is a list of rules of St. Maria's Private Catholic School

Rules

 * 1) Girls must wear nun dresses and the boys must wear a shirt, tie and trousers.
 * 2) Sailor Moon
 * 3) Pokemon promotes different religions and turns Christians away from the Bible.
 * 4) Digimon promotes anti-social behavior and violence
 * 5) Yo Mama jokes
 * 6) Mandarin Chinese is not allowed, students speaking it will be hit with a ruler.
 * 7) Anime and manga is anti-social and is sexually explicit.
 * 8) Never talk about any other religion, such as Wiccan/Pagan, Taoism, Judaism, Buddhism or Hinduism
 * 9) Harry Potter is not allowed, it teaches Christian children Satanism and witchcraft.
 * 10) The Yu-Gi-Oh! card game promotes satanism and witchcraft, the show promotes bad behavior because the characters are mean toward each other.
 * 11) If such an unauthorized electronic good is found, it will be taken away and sent to the parents ASAP!
 * 12) You will only speak when you are told.
 * 13) You must have the bible book on you at all times
 * 14) Everyone must speak politely.
 * 15) Girls and boys are prohibited to be kissing
 * 16) You will follow the staff directions.
 * 17) Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit
 * 18) You will use an appropriate voice level.
 * 19) You will focus on yourself.
 * 20) You will keep your hands, feet, and objects to yourself.
 * 21) You will handle materials appropriately.
 * 22) You will remain in your assigned area.
 * 23) Never mention Bart Simpson.
 * 24) Keep everything clean.
 * 25) The mentions of Xtreem Judging, its products, and Passionate Maven Beam are not allowed, anyone even saying one word about any of these things will be thrown five pencils at. If the school finds you're a repeat offender, there will be very serious consequences that involve your parents and the principal.
 * 26) You will be punctual at all times.
 * 27) The mention of Supernannya/Pokémon AU will result in instant and severe consequences that involve your parents
 * 28) Never talk about Supernanny.

Consequences
Students have no additional chances, and they get no warnings. The parents are always notified.
 * 1) Detention (most likely 2 or 3 hours, is always after school)
 * 2) Suspension (can range from 1 to 5 days)
 * 3) Expulsion (can range from a week to permanently)
 * 4) White slips
 * 5) 50 rosaries a kiss
 * 6) Pink slips
 * 7) Restraining orders
 * 8) Saturday school
 * 9) Summer School
 * 10) Night school
 * 11) High difficulty math
 * 12) Nightmare-rich assignments
 * 13) Community service
 * 14) Apology to the whole crowd posted on YouTube and primed to have 1,000,000+ views