Bedrich Family/Transcript

Observation Begins
Annie: "Did your kids ruin any holidays, Camille?"

Camille: "Unfortunately, yes. Thanksgiving and Christmas were ruined."

Annie: "How so?"

Mall Mayhem
Annie: "Later on, mom took the kids to go to the mall, but it was nothing but appalling."

[Eve shoplifts a PB&J Otter DVD]

Camille: "Eve, put that PB&J Otter DVD back."

[Banjo runs to the toy store and shoplifts a Diego plush]

Camille: "Banjo, put that Diego plush back."

[Bubbles spits at an adult man's face]

Camille: "Bubbles, you do not spit at anyone."

[Night places a whoopee cushion on a bench]

Camille: "Night, don't do that."

[Courtland pulls an adult woman's hair]

Camille: "Courtland, let that lady's hair go."

[Charles runs into a Starbucks coffee shop and plays with a cash register]

Camille: "Charles, leave the cash register alone."

[Clayton scratches a security guard in the neck]

Camille: "Clayton, you don't scratch people; it hurts very much."

[Oliver removes his clothes and runs through the mall naked while Camille tries to catch him]

Camille: "Oliver, come back here and put your clothes back on!"

Dinner at the Restaurant
[Bubbles turns his nose at his plate full of beets]

Bubbles: "Yuck! I hate beets!"

Banjo: "Celery is gross! I don't wanna try it!"

Camille: "Just try them, guys."

Bubbles: "I don't want to eat my beets!"