TV and Hippies are bad!

TV and hippies are bad is a book made by Krystyna Halles and Hippiesarestupid Figlow.

Chapter 1: Why TV is bad
ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! TV IS BAD AND FOR ADULTS ONLY AND TOYS ARE FOR BABIES! SPANK YOUR KID PS WHEN THEY WATCH TV! THE NAUGHTY STEP METHOD IS THE WORST! IT MAKES KIDS WATCH TV EVEN MORE THAN THEY DO!! SPANKING IS THE BEST AND NAUGHTY STEP IS THE WORST! JUST ASK ME! MY DAUGHTER ELYSSA LOVES TV SO I SPANK 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES PER SECOND WITH A F***ING MACE WHICH YOU SHOULD DO TOO!!!

Chapter 2: Why pop music is bad
THE SPICE GIRLS ARE SO EVIL! TRASHTREET BOYZZZZ ARE TOO! MY DAUGTHER ILLONA SINGS POP MUSIC SO I F***ING SPANK HER 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES PER MILLISECOND WITH A MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO PUT SOAP IN HER MOUTH! THE KIND THAT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU USE IT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!!!! I HATE THE SONG EVERYBODY BY THE BACKSTREET BOYZ MORE THAN I HATE DONALD TRUMP!!!!

Chapter 3: Why spanking is good
SPANKING IS DA BEST GUYZZZZZ!!!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT WITH A MACE 120000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 HITS PER SECOND BECAUSE I AM A CHILD ABUSER AND THAT IS GOOD!! F***ING SPANKINGS FOR ALL KIDS EVERRRRR!!!!!!! NAUGHTY STEP AND GREEN SMOOTHIE WON'T DISCIPLINE KIDS AT ALL!!!!!!!

Chapter 4 : Bratayley sucks (revised edition only)
BRATAYLEY SUCKS I WANT TO SPANK ANNIE AND HAYLEY 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES AND I HOPE CALENDAR LOGAN ROTS IN H***!!!!!!! I AM A BAKED POTATO IS SO DUMB I WILL SPANK ANYONE WHO SINGS THAT SONG!!!!!

Chapter 5: Hot sauce is the best
NOT FOR EATING BUT FOR ABUSING!!! I THINK HOT SAUCE BAD SO I FORCE FEED MY KIDZZZ ITTTTTTT.

Chapter 6: Hippies are evil
I hate hippies so much I have a hippie son and I call him "Hippie Hippo"!!!!

Reception
Many people hate this book since it promotes child abuse. Bratayley fans also hate it.

Controversy
This book stirred up controversy in 1999 when this book got put on a "Bad parenting books" list at the school that Julie Figlow used to go to.