Remano Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Sam: "(bleep) OFF!!!!! I AIN'T TURNING IT OFF!"

Announcer: "Jo faces against the most badly behaved children Jo has ever encountered."

Meghann, Sam, Joshua, Bryce, Orla, and Jose: "GO (bleep) ALL OF YOUR (bleep), YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING (bleep)HEADED (bleep)!"

Rowan: "Go and kill yourself!"

Announcer: "Rowan takes not one, not two, but four different types of drugs."

Jo: "Rowan had been arrested by the police for possession of crystal meth."

Announcer: "And babysitting is no good for the seven, especially that the troupe terrorizes the babysitters."

Rowan: "Everybody...ready...aim...FIRE!"

Announcer: "Can Jo win against the seven?"

Jo: "Your behavior right now is making me very upset!"

Announcer: "Or, will the seven send her away?"

Meghann: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm in Lincoln, Nebraska, ready to help two parents with the most badly behaved children I have ever seen in my whole life."

???: "Hi, we're the Remano Family!"

Hugo: "I am Hugo."

Bruna: "And my name is Bruna."

Katarina: "I'm Katarina, their 20-year old oldest daughter who is pregnant with a child who is about to be born soon."

Bruna: "We have 8 children. Katarina is well-behaved, others are far from it. There's Rowan who is 14, Sam and Joshua who are 13, Meghann who is 11, Bryce is 6, Jose is 4, and Orla is 3."

Orla: "Daddy is a fat pig!"

Jose: "Daddy is simply brown all over!"

Bryce: "Daddy is a four-eyes! Daddy is a four-eyes!"

Hugo: "Orla, Jose, and Bryce make fun of me for being quite fat but not obese, being Mexican-American, being bald, and wearing rose-colored glasses."

Orla, Jose, and Bryce: "Daddy's a baldy! Daddy's a baldy! Daddy's a baldy!"

Bruna: "I have very defiant and very aggressive kids. Rowan does illegal drugs."

Friend's mother on the phone: "Rowan was taking crystal meth."

[Sam throws Bruna's sewing kit out the window]

[Jose takes two dumps in Hugo's office]

[Meghann aggressively attacks Bruna]

[Joshua pushes Katarina's crush to the garbage can]

Joshua: "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S A GARBAGE!"

Orla, Jose, and Bryce: "Daddy is a mexican baldy!"

[Orla spits in Hugo's face]

Bryce: "(bleep)!"

Jo: "My word..."

Joshua: "Look at Katarina's big round belly!"

Hugo: "We tried every facility we could think of to adjust the kids' behavior from behavior modification camp to residential treatment center."

Bruna: "We also tried every reality TV show from World's Strictest Parents to Nanny 911."

Observation Begins
Caller: (talks gibberish)

Bruna: "What?! You gotta be kidding me!"

Jo: "Rowan had been arrested by the police for possession of crystal meth."

[Jo walks in to see a pregnant 20-year-old young woman]

Danielle's 4th Birthday Party
Jo: "Later on, the younger children were invited to a neighbor kid's birthday party."

[Orla Remano, Bryce, Jose, and Katarina arrive with Sam at the kid's birthday party, which is taking place in the backyard]

Sam: "Mom asked me to chaperone Orla, Bryce, and Jose as they went over to Danielle's party since she had to go shopping. She was turning 4 years old that day. My most memorable year was last year. Danielle is Orla's best friend and a little sister of my late best friend, Chris. Chris died from a serious overdose on drugs last summer."

Katarina: "I decided to watch how fine it was going. I hoped it was going perfect, but it didn't."

[There is a magic show, a bubble show, a clown, Princess Aurora, face painting, balloon twisting, cotton candy, musical games, ponies, Princess Ariel, an arts and crafts table, a Disney Princess moonwalk, a slushie machine, a Princess Castle cake, and a Disney Princess Piñata]

Danielle: "Thank you all for coming to my party."

[Bryce, Orla and Jose deposit their presents on the present table]

Danielle's mother: "I appreciate you children coming to Danielle's party."

Danielle: "Hi Orla!"

Orla: "Hi Danielle!"

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

Danielle's mother: "Who wants to ride the ponies?"

Orla, Bryce, and Jose: "Me!"

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, Rowan, Meghann, and Joshua came over and started to kick off because Sam chaperoned Orla, Bryce, and Jose, but not them."

Meghann: "CHILL OUT!"

Rowan: "Halt! Who goes there?"

Joshua: "Ye grapefruits shall not pass!"

Rowan: "Look at they are up to!"

Meghann: "Let's show them!"

[Meghann bites Danielle, causing her to scream]

Danielle: "MOMMY!"

Danielle's mother: "Oh, my god! What happened?!"

Danielle: "She bit me!"

Meghann: "DANIELLE! SHUT UP!"

[Danielle starts to cry ands runs to Orla]

Danielle: "SHE HIT ME!"

[Orla soothes Danielle]

Orla: "There there don't cry Danielle, you are my best friend...."

Sam: "JOSHUA, MEGHANN, ROWAN! STOP!"

[Joshua inserts lit fireworks into the Disney Princess Piñata]

Joshua: "I am going to destroy the party," (laughs)

Danielle: "No! Not my piñata! DADDY!"

[Danielle's father comes outside, quickly removing the fireworks from the piñata and safely disposes of them]

Princess Aurora: "Is everybody okay?"

[Rowan pours beer and wine on Danielle's head]

Daniella: "DADDY!"

[Orla hits Rowan]

Orla: "No!"

[Rowan downloads "Drop the World" by Lil' Wayne on the iPod changes the music to "Drop the World" by Lil' Wayne]

[Bryce hits Rowan really hard]

Bryce: "I HATE THAT SONG!"

[Meghann bites Princess Aurora]

[Meghann pushes Princess Aurora to the garbage]

Meghann: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S GARBAGE!"

[Joshua pushes Princess Ariel to the garbage]

Joshua: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S A GARBAGE!"

[Rowan slams a slushie in Danielle's head]

[Rowan slams beer in Danielle's face]

[Rowan slams wine in Danielle's head]

[Rowan places a rock, one of Danielle's party guests trips over it and sprains her ankle]

Guest: "Oof!"

Rowan: "Don't care what happened!"

Joshua: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"

Meghann: "NOW SHUT UP!"

Guest: "Mommy, daddy, the party is getting messed up!"

Guest's father: " Oh, my! That's not a good thing! We don't want Danielle's party to be messed up, right?"

Guest's mother: "Oh, dear. That is bad news to me!"

Guest's father:

Guest:

Cut to:

Guest's father:

Guest: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Katarina: "Don't worry. You'll be fine."

Guest: "Thanks, Katarina. You are the best."

Sam: "Guys, you really need to stop this!"

Guest's father: "Please stop it! I agree with Sam!"

Sam: "Is this any way to treat my friend Chris' family? Especially since after they lost their son Chris?"

Guest: "No. That is no good!"

Meghann: "OH YES IT IS! NOW SHUT UP! DISNEY PRINCESS IS BABIEES!"

Guest: "Did she just call it "babies"? I think it fits my age."

Rowan: "Katarina's a fattie!"

Katarina: "Knock it off! I'm nine months pregnant!"

Guest: "I want to come back to the party..."

Joshua: "SHUT UP!"

[Guest crying in her bed]

Rowan: "Keep rolling these tears missy, and you're deserving a spanking and biting!"

Katarina: "Rowan, calm down!"

[Meghann bites the guest]

Katarina: "No, ma'am!"

Guest: "OWWW! MOMMY!"

Joshua: "Naughty girl!"

[Joshua slams a slice of pizza in guest's face and laughs]

Meghann: "SHAME ON YOU, (bleep)!"

[Rowan pours beer and wine in guest's face]

Guest: "This has been the worst birthday party night ever!" (cries)

Meghann: "DON'T CARE!"

[Meghann gets a lamp from the guest's dresser and slams it in the guest's face]

Guest: "OWWW!" (cries)

Katarina: "No, ma'am!"

[Rowan throws a drug at Guest]

Guest: "OWWW!" (cries)

[Joshua trips Guest off the bed]

Guest: "OWWW! IT HURTS!" (cries)

[Joshua kicks Guest's ankle]

Guest: "IT HURTS....SO MUCH!" (cries)

[Joshua sits on Guest's face]

Guest: "OWWWWWW! I'M DYING!" (cries)

Katarina: "HOW DARE YOU?!"

Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

[Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan get their respective foam fingers consisting of closed fists with only the middle finger extended]

[Hugo and Bruna arrive at Danielle's]

Katarina: "WE ARE GOING HOME, NOW!!!!!!"

Orla: " "

Bryce: " "

Jose: "What about the birthday cake?"

Katarina: "I'm sorry Orla, Jose and Bryce, but Meghann, Joshua and Rowan have ruined Danielle's birthday."

Danielle's mother: "Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Remano! Thank goodness you're here!"

[Danielle's mother starts crying]

Danielle's mother: "Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan are monsters....they're demons!"

Bruna: "What happened?"

Joshua: "Ohh, we took showers, brushed our teeth, and went straight to bed. Nothing happened."

Katarina: "Phphph...yeah right you took showers, brushed your teeth, and went straight to bed... You did bad things, all right."

Bruna: "What did they do?"

Katarina: "At first, everything turned out fine. But then all of a sudden, Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan came into Danielle's birthday party and Meghann bit Danielle and came crying to Orla. Joshua also inserted lit fireworks into the pinata and Rowan poured beer and wine on Danielle's head. They also changed the BGM to Drop the World by Lil' Wayne and pushed Princess Aurora and Princess Ariel to the garbage. There was also a slushie, beer, and wine smashed into Danielle's face. A party guest sprained her ankle because of Rowan and things got worse after that incident. Meghann bit the guest, Joshua slammed the guest with a slice of pizza in the face, Rowan poured beer and wine at the guest, Meghann got a lamp that hit the guest. Rowan threw a drug, Joshua tripped the guest off the bed, kicked the guest's ankle, and sat on her face. Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan also got their respective foam fingers consisting of closed fists with only the middle finger extended."

[Sam frowns at Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan]

Sam: "I really hope you guys are proud of yourselves for what you've done. I mean, this is my late best friend Chris' family, I'm talking about. After Chris died of a serious overdose of drugs last summer, we made a promise to them that we'd do whatever we can to help them out and think about others in need. You were also hurting people with your actions."

Bryce, Orla, and Jose: "Yeah you hurt our friend's feelings!"

[Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann roll their eyes]

Sam: "You really hurt his sister because she looked forward to celebrating her birthday with her family and friends, and you also hurt her parents because they worked very hard to host a party for their daughter to make her happy, and you also hurt her friends because they might not want to come back to her house again. Do you understand that?"

Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann: "LIAR! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GETTING US INVITED!"

Katarina: "Tell the family you're sorry."

Rowan: "NOT GONNA HAPPEN, CHUMP!"

Joshua: "NO WAY, JOSE!"

Meghann: "NO!"

[Jo gets very angry with Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann]

Jo: "What you've done made me, Danielle's family, Sam, Katarina, your parents, Orla, Jose, and Bryce very upset! How dare you treat a party guest like that?"

Rowan: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice]

Jo: "KNOCK IT OFF! I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR ELECTRONICS FOR TONIGHT IF YOU CONTINUE MISBEHAVING!"

Meghann: "You are terrible, (bleep)!"

Hugo: "Let's say goodbye to everybody at the party and then we're leaving."

Orla: "Bye Danielle."

Bryce and Jose: "Bye."

Party Aftermath
[Back at home, Bruna is childing Joshua, Rowan and Meghann]

Bruna: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE RUINED DANIELLE'S BIRTHDAY! SHE WAS ORLA'S BEST FRIEND WHO SHE ENJOYS SPENDING SOME TIME WITH!"

[Meghann, Joshua and Rowan begin writing their essays and apology letters to Danielle and her parents under Bruna's supervision. The essays are horrible and the letters are not even apology letters]

[Meghann's essay only reads "B*** OFF! ORLA IS GETTING A SPANKING AND A BITING! I WON'T BE SORRY STUPID B****!"]

[Joshua's essay only reads "SHUT UP B****, SUCK MY D***! I DON'T CARE IF CHRIS DIED OF A SERIOUS OVERDOSE ON DRUGS! I HOPE HE GOES TO HELL!"]

[Rowan's essay only reads "I QUADRUPLE-DOG DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"

Bruna: "I do not appreciate this,"

[Joshua's sorry note reads "C***y grapefruits, I am not sorry!"]

[Rowan smuggles a drug]

[Rowan's sorry note reads "Smuggle cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, and heroin."

[Meghann's sorry note reads "WHO CARES ABOUT A DUMB OLD F***ING MOMENT THAT OVERCOMES THE DEATH OF A FAMILY FRIEND?! NOT ME! AND SAM, WHO'S MOTHERF***ING RESPONSIBILITY IS IT THAT THEY HAVE LOST THEIR F***ING BFF? YOURS!"]

Parent Talk
Jo: "I'm here to talk to you about your children."

Bruna: "I feel like the children are against me."

Hugo: "My parents were killed by a ninja, sending me to an orphanage for one month. I had a serious medical condition called Type 1 Diabetes because I was overweight. It hit my adoptive parents like a ton of bricks."

Jo: "Rowan has been expelled from schools for using and selling drugs, hasn't he?"

Hugo: "Rowan doesn't respect me at all. I feel like I'm the enemy to him."

Jo: "You've got to step up to the plate and take charge, otherwise your son Rowan will be in jail for drug possessions."

Hugo: "I tried everything to lose weight to gain self-confidence back; I tried diet pills, every fat diet, every kind of exercise, every weight loss gimmick you see on TV...everything. Nothing works! But I am not obese."

Bruna: "The children ruined Thanksgiving for my husband's friends and family. Me, Hugo, Katarina, and all our children were at his mother's house for Thanksgiving dinner."

Hugo: "My mother Roberta was cooking the turkey, my brothers, sister, cousin, nieces, nephews, and friends were all here."

Jo: "Oh, my. what happened?"

House Rules
Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce some house rules. Rule number one: Listen and obey. Rule number two: Use indoor voices. Rule number three: No disrespecting home,"

Sam: "(bleep) off, I ain't listening!"

Hugo: "Sam, listen to Jo please."

Jo: "No talking back or swearing,"

Discipline
Jo: "Hugo and Bruna never discipline their children, so today, I introduced some discipline techniques."

Jo: "We have the most badly behaved children I have ever encountered. The household needs discipline. The children were always pushing the limits, and the parents never even discipline their children."

Nicole: "Who are the children?"

Jo: "We have Katarina, age 20, Rowan, age 14, Joshua, age 13, Sam, age 13, Meghann, age 11, Bryce, age 6, Jose, age 4, and Orla, age 3. Katarina is the only well-behaved child. The other children are very far worse. They are crude, have violent outbursts, and they have been expelled from a total of around 50 schools."

Nicole: "OK. The best discipline for Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Meghann and Bryce is the Reflection Room."

Jo: "What about Orla and Jose?"

Nicole: "Give Orla the Naughty Pit and Jose the Naughty Platform."

(back to the Remano Family household)

Jo: "I'd love you to use the Naughty Pit for Orla."

Hugo: "I think it sounds like a good idea."

Jo: "The Naughty Pit is for children 3 and under, so I'm also introducing you the Naughty Platform."

Bruna: "Can we use the platform for Bryce, Rowan, Sam, Joshua, and Meghann, too?"

Jo: "No. Just give them the Reflection Room."

Naughty Pit, Naughty Platform and Reflection Room
Jo: "It wasn't long before Sam started to kick off."

Bruna: "Sam, it's time for lunch, so you need to turn off your XBOX 360."

Sam: "(bleep) OFF! I AIN'T TURNING IT OFF!"

Bruna: "Then, I'm taking away your XBOX 360."

Sam: "NO, YOU (bleep) AREN'T!"

Bruna: "Yes I am!"

(Bruna confiscates Sam's XBOX 360)

Sam: "I will punch your (bleep) lip in 1 second if you don't shut the (bleep) up!"

Bruna: "Don't even think about it! Just wait until your father gets home!"

Jo: "If you continue to act this way, you're going to the Reflection Room."

Sam: "I never get accused before!"

[Katarina is in her bedroom, working on her term paper for Psychology when she hears the ruckus]

[Sam draws a picture on the wall in Hugo's bedroom of someone resembling the owner being struck to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller, alongside Bruna, Jo, and Katarina]

Jo: "When I saw what Orla and Jose were doing, I suggested them go to timeout."

[Orla spits in Hugo's face, while Jose takes a dump in Hugo's office]

Jo: "Sam, you're going in the Reflection Room, Jose, you're going on the Naughty Platform, and Orla, you're going to the Naughty Pit."

Sam: "(bleep) OFF! YOU AIN'T MAKING US SIT IN (bleep) TIMEOUT!!!"

Jo: "Hugo was trying to get Bryce to turn off the television."

[Hugo cleans the saliva off his face, and goes over to Bryce, who is watching Dino Dan on TV]

Hugo: "Turn off the TV please. It's lunchtime."

Bryce: "NO, I'M NOT TURNING OFF THE TV, YOU MEXICAN, FOUR-EYED (bleep)! GO SNACK ON SOME CHOCOLATE CHIPS BALDY!"

Jo: "Bryce was having none of it and being callously disrespectful."

Jo: "Give him a warning because we are not having this behavior anymore."

Hugo: "Bryce, this is your warning. Don't use abusive language towards your father. If you do again, I will be taking you for timeout into the Reflection Room for 6 minutes. Do you understand?"

Bryce: "BROWN BALDY!"

Jo: "Take him by the hand, Hugo."

Jo: "I suggested Hugo to take Bryce to the Reflection Room."

Hugo: "All right, I warned you about making fun of me, now you're going to the Reflection Room for 6 minutes right now. Let's go,"

[Hugo deposits Bryce to the Reflection Room and Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Jo:

[Hugo pays attention]

Jo: "You do not spit at anybody because that behavior is unacceptable, do you understand? Now you stay in this pit."

[Bruna deposits Sam to the Reflection Room and Jose to the Naughty Platform]

Bruna: "You will sit in the Naughty Platform for 4 minutes for taking a dump in your father's office."

[Cut to Jo in the Reflection Room]

Jo: "Sam, you do not draw on the wall, especially in dad's office. The picture is also very mean and very hurtful. Bryce, you do not make fun of daddy just because he is bald or mexican. Sam, stay there for 13 minutes, and Bryce, stay there, like daddy said for 6 minutes."

Ask Supernanny
Jo: "Parents, your teenager wants to babysit to earn money. When do you feel that you can trust her to accept the babysitting job?"

Dining Out
Katarina: "Since I am pregnant, I am not allowed to have raw meat, deli meat, fish with mercury, smoked seafood, raw shellfish, raw eggs, soft cheeses, unpasterized milk, caffeine or alcohol."

[The family are seated round the table]

Waiter: "How are we folks this evening?"

Nighttime Nightmare
[Rowan runs to his friends' house]

[Sam snatches his mother's credit card, runs outside, and dials a number to Best Buy]

Jo: "To my shock, I found out that Sam used his mother's credit card to buy things on the phone at Best Buy."

Sam: "I would like Papa's Burgeria HD, Cut the Rope, Angry Birds HD, Temple Run, Singing Fingers, Monster Magic, Flow, Touch the Dead, Ultimate Mortal Kombat, a Nintendo DSi XL, Jetpack Joyride, Bad Piggies HD, a Nintendo 3DS, Driver: Renegade, Nine Hours, The Walking Dead, Tiny Wings, a Wii U, a XBOX 720, Castle Crashers, Fruit Ninja Kinect, a 16GB SD Card, Real Steel, Mad Riders, NFL Blitz, Harms Way, Dungeon Defenders, Bang Bang Racing, Flow's Green, Blue, and Purple packs, Kitchen Carnage, a Nintendo Wii Console Pro, four 5000 nintendo points cards, and five $20 retail price cards please."

[Joshua snatches his father's credit card, joins Sam outside, and dials a number]

Joshua: "Which number can I get guns?"

[Meghann snatches Katarina's credit card, joins the twin teens outside, and dials a number]

Joshua: "I'm going to get guns,"

Meghann: "I'm dialing a number to Target,"

Sam: "And I already dialed a number to Best Buy!"

Katarina: "Hey, where'd my Discover credit card go? It was in my wallet. Mom, Dad, my Discover card is gone!"

Meghann: "MP3 Player and a 128GB SD Card."

Jo: "It turns out that Meghann took her older sister's credit card."

Hugo: "And so is my MasterCard credit card. It's missing!"

Jo: "And it turns out that Joshua used Dad's card to buy guns."

Joshua: "Rifle, uzi, and shotgun please."

Jo: "I cannot believe the older children took the adults' credit cards. It's just appalling."

Bruna: "Did a ghost take it?"

Sam: "I'll get my stuff in no time!"

Bruna: "I think a ghost took my Visa credit card."

Katarina: "I don't think ghosts are real, mother."

Meghann: "And Katarina will go in the (bleep) Reflection Room if she returns my stuff!"

Toy Confiscation
Jo: "Orla, Jose and Bryce, these are going to be your Toy Time Out boxes."

Jo: "Meghann, Joshua, Sam and Rowan, these boxes of yours will be for your electronics."

Jo: "Hugo and Bruna, we're going to give them 10 toys each to play with. Whenever a child comes along and breaks something that belongs to someone else, we're going to take away one of their toys. The only way the child can retrieve it back is to behave in a manner that would warrant them to get their toy back out of that box."

White Sheets
Jo: "Today, I brought in the white sheets. Mom and Dad never disallowed their kids to touch, use, or go."

Jo: "This is the white sheets. Whenever they see the white sheet, it means not touchable. No touch, no use, and no go."

Bruna: "I think that sounds like a good idea."

[Bruna, Katarina and Hugo each tie a white sheet around their wallets]

Bruna: "Rowan, just for you, Sam, Meghann, Joshua, Bryce, Orla and Jose, when you see object or area marked with a white sheet, it means not touchable. No touch, no use and no go."

[Hugo ties a white sheet around the doorknob to his private study room]

[Bruna wraps a white sheet around the doorknob to the master bedroom]

[Hugo and Bruna wrap their wallet in their white sheets]

[Katarina ties a white sheet around the doorknob to her baby's nursery]

Busted Big Time
Hugo: "Sam, how did all that stuff get here?"

Sam: "I ordered them on my phone and paid them on yer wife's Visa credit card in the middle of the night."

Jo: "It turns out that the so-called ghosts were really the pre-teen teenagers."

Hugo: "Wait, I thought your mother had it with her. You know what? All of this is going back to the store ASAP!"

Bruna: "When I heard that, I also found guns in Joshua's bedroom."

Bruna: "I also found some guns in Joshua's bedroom. Where did he get them?"

Joshua: "I ordered them on my phone and paid them on yer husband's MasterCard credit card in the middle of the night."

Bruna: "They are also going back to the store ASAP!"

Katarina: "I found a package in the mail and it was for Meghann. I've noticed an MP3 Player and a 128GB SD card."

[Katarina walks over to Meghann]

Katarina: "How did you get the MP3 Player and SD card?"

Meghann: "I ordered them on my phone and paid them on your Discovery credit card in the middle of the night."

Katarina: "Guess what? They're both going in the store ASAP!"

Sam: "Ya serious?! How dare you!"

[Hugo and Bruna get in their car]

[Katarina goes in her car]

Jo: "For what you did, you're all going to the Reflection Room. Did you not see the white sheet? It means, not touchable. No touch!"

[Jo sends Sam, Joshua, and Meghann to the Reflection Room]

Jo: "What you did is making me very upset! How dare you all do that?"

Meghann: (sneering) "We dare and we did."

Jo: "Meghann, you just lost your cell phone; Joshua, you lost your iPod Touch; and Sam, you lost your XBOX 360."

[Jo confiscates Meghann's cell phone, Joshua's iPod Touch, and Sam's XBOX 360]

[The three kids escape from the Reflection Room]

[Sam smashes the crystal ball]

[Sam smashes the fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat]

[Meghann kicks and bites Jo]

[Meghann knocks over a table]

Jo: "If you carry on, not only that I will automatically double your time periods, but you all will lose ALL of your privileges! Now you three must return to the Reflection Room otherwise your things are confiscated!"

Meghann: "Well, we bought our stuff and the adults are horrible people to return them back!"

Jo: "You've now lost your cell phones for three weeks!"

[Rowan throws a drug at Jo]

Jo: "Let's go. Reflection Room."

[Jo takes Rowan to the Reflection Room]

[Rowan moves out and snatches Jo's Visa credit card]

Rowan: "I would like XBOX 360 please."

Jo: "Now this will double your time period to 28 minutes. You've also lost your cell phone for three weeks."

[Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, and Orla Remano worked together scribbling some naughty words and pictures of Katarina, Bruna, Hugo, and Jo being struck by lightning and specific cars and run over by steamrollers, on all walls using crayons and markers]

[Orla Remano runs outside and Jo tried to chase after Orla Remano, but Orla Remano dashed right in the house and locked Jo outside]

Orla Remano: "Jo-Jo's poopoo!"

Jo: "Open the door right now!"

Orla Remano: "NO!"

Jo: "Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, Bryce, Jose, and Orla were not giving in during the absences of Katarina, Hugo, and Bruna."

[Jose pees a very long path on the floor]

[Sam throws Bruna's cosmetic kit out the window and it lands in Jo's face]

[Rowan pours beer and wine on the parents' desktop computer]

[Orla Remano beheads someone on the fizz ball table]

[Jose knocks over the fizz ball table]

[Meghann takes a dump on Hugo's office]

[Joshua pees everywhere in Kathryn's bedroom]

[Sam slices Bruna's favorite CD in 32 with his fist]

[Orla Remano closes the Reflection Room door behind her]

[Jose takes five dumps on the Naughty Platform]

[Katarina, Hugo, and Bruna return home]

[The seven work together ripping the white sheets and throw them in the trash bag]

Bruna: "Is that my cosmetic kit?"

Jo: "It has to be. It was thrown out of your house."

Hugo: "Jo, what are you doing outside?"

[Bruna collects her cosmetic kit]

Jo: "I was locked out by your children. They might've done something bad."

Bruna: "We'll go in and take a look."

[The four noticed a picture of some four resembling them being struct and crushed to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller. They then continue walking around the house to examine any damage on objects, furniture, and the walls]

Katarina: "When I came home, I noticed me, my parents, and Jo being struct by cars, lightning, and a steamroller. I also saw so much damage, poo, and pee on certain belongings around the house. I was like 'OMG!'"

Bruna: "No, ma'ams! No, sirs! Why would you do that?"

Meghann: "Katarina did it."

Bruna: "She did not. It wasn't even there before the three of us went."

Joshua: "Blame Katarina!"

Bruna: "Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Meghann, and Bryce! All of you! It's your butts in the reflection room!"

Rowan: "Not gonna happen, chumps!"

Jo: "Then, we're gonna send you to the reflection room!"

[Bruna noticed that the reflection room was locked]

Bruna: "I've noticed that the reflection room was closed behind and the door was locked. I could not believe it happened."

[Bruna grabs a key and unlocks the door and opens it]

Orla Remano: "All of you are poo-poo!"

[Bruna ignores Orla's comment and confiscates Rowan's iPhone, Meghann's Nintendo 3DS, Sam's PSP, Joshua's iPod Nano and Bryce's Nintendo Wii U games]

Hugo: "You deserve a trip to the Naughty Pit."

Orla Remano: "NO! I DON'T WANNA GO!"

Bruna: "As for you, Jose, you're going to the Naughty Platform."

[Hugo deposits Orla in the Naughty Pit and confiscates her Dora the Explorer plush doll by placing it in the toy time-out box]

Hugo: "Your Dora's in toy jail."

Orla: "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"

Bruna: "In the Naughty Platform, Jose."

[Jose spits at Bruna's leg]

Bruna: "Oh, my god! Jose! You do not spit at anybody because that behavior is unacceptable."

[Bruna notices that Jose took dumps on the Naughty Platform]

Burna: "Oh, my god!"

[Bruna goes into Katarina's bedroom and examines alot of pee]

Bruna: "Oh, my god!"

[Bruna examines alot of pee on the floor]

Bruna: "Oh, my god!"

Jose: "I've done a wee."

Jo: "And then all of a sudden, Jose peed in the middle of the floor like a dog,"

Meghann: "Put Katarina in the (bleep)ing Reflection Room for returning my stuff!"

Onward
Jo: "Katarina, I would like to give your siblings a warning."

Katarina: "Now you can go in the Reflection Room."

Rowan: "Get lost, Round belly!"

Sam: "Shove it!"

Joshua: "Zip the lip, Onion dip!"

Katarina: (to Rowan, Sam and Joshua) "Follow me, boys."

[Katarina takes Meghann and Bryce by their hands]

Meghann: "Don't you dare touch me!"

Bryce: "Leave me alone!"

Katarina: "Don't do that!"

[Katarina goes over to Jose]

Jose: "GET LOST, BIG BELLY!"

Katarina: "Okay, Jose you're going on the Naughty Platform."

Jose: "NO!"

Katarina: "Come on."

[Katarina goes over to Orla]

Katarina: "Orla, do not do that."

Katarina: "Right! Naughty Pit for you, young lady!"

Orla: "Leave me alone, poo-poo head!"

[Orla runs away]

Orla: "There's no way you can catch me, not with that round belly!"

[Katarina deposits 10 beanbags in the pit]

DVD Meeting
Jo: "Hugo, Bruna and Katarina, I'm going to show you a DVD to show you what you have been up to when I'm gone for a few days."

[Jo plays the DVD]

[Jo stops the DVD]

Jo: "Let's stop right here for a moment."

[Jo plays the DVD]

Katarina: "WARNING! If you say that again then you're going in the Reflection Room."

Meghann: "(bleep) YOU!"

Katarina: "Right! Reflection Room!"

[Katarina drags Meghann and Sam to the Reflection Room]

Katarina: "RIGHT!! Naughty Platform!"

Jose: " "

Katarina: "Come with me now, young man!"

[Katarina takes Jose by his hand and drags him to the Naughty Platform]

The Seven's Epic Tantrum (Part 1)
Jo: "Later on, the seven wanted to have chocolate chip cookies and watch their favorite programs on DVDs, but they were not allowed."

[The seven go over to Katarina]

Orla: "Katarina, can we eat cookies and watch TV?"

Meghann: "I want to, too!"

Katarina: "Nope, we're gonna have supper soon."

[The seven go over to Bruna]

Sam: "(bleep) OFF! WE AIN'T HAVING SUPPER!"

Joshua: " "

Rowan: " "

Bruna: "Not tonight kids, we're having salmon and Hawaiian Shrimp."

[The seven go over to Hugo]

Bryce: "Yuck, I hate salmon!"

Jose: "Shrimp is disgusting!"

Hugo: " "

Katarina goes into Labor
Jo: "It wasn't long before Katarina went into labor with her child."

Katarina: "Oh, my god! my water broke!"

Bruna: "HUGO! Call 911, QUICK!"

[Hugo rushes over to the phone and calls an ambulance straight away]

Katarina: "Oh, god...help me...please let my baby be okay..."

Hugo: "I need an ambulance for my daughter Katarina Remano ASAP!"

911 Dispatcher: " "

[The paramedics arrive with a wheelchair]

Bruna: "Hugo and Jo, I'm going with Katarina to the hospital."

Hugo: "Okay and we'll try to get those seven to stop their tantrums."

[Katarina is loaded into the ambulance and Bruna tries to comfort her]

[Bruna calls Katarina's boyfriend Pierre on her cell phone]

Bruna: "Pierre, are you there? Katarina is in labor and the baby is coming! She needs you at the hospital!"

[cut to: Pierre's mother driving him to the hospital in her car]

[cut to: Katarina at the hospital]

Bruna: "Don't worry, baby, your boyfriend's coming any second now."

[Pierre arrives]

Pierre: "Katarina, I'm here, it's okay."

Doctor: "Okay, Katarina, are you ready?"

Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a boy,"

Katarina: "Your name will be Aidan, darling."

The Seven's Epic Tantrum (Part 2)
Jo: "Shortly after Katarina's son Aidan was born, chaos resumed in the Remano household."

[Katarina comes home from the hospital with her newborn son Aidan]

Katarina: "So, guys. What do you think of little Aidan?"

[Meghann, Orla, Jose, Rowan, Sam, Joshua and Bryce come in the room and see their newborn nephew, Aidan]

The Seven VS the Babysitters
Jo: "I convinced Katarina to spend a day at the spa to get her worries off her chest. She was also about to get a job. Hugo and Bruna were going out for some fun activities like eating, a movie, and opera. I arranged a young female babysitter named Stacey, an older female babysitter named Jamie, and another female babysitter named Rosalyn. I thought things were going fine, but they turned out to be an absolute disaster."

Bruna: "Rowan's bedtime is 9:00, Sam's bedtime is also 9:00, Joshua's bedtime is also 9:00, Meghann's bedtime is 8:30, Bryce's bedtime is 8:00, Jose's bedtime is also 8:00, and Orla's bedtime is 7:30. Oh, yes. Our newborn grandson Aidan has a schedule too."

Katarina: "Rowan, Sam, Joshua, Meghann, and Bryce do timeout in the Reflection Room, Jose does timeout in the Naughty Platform, and Orla does timeout in the Naughty Pit."

Hugo: "See you all guys at 11 PM."

[Orla Remano screams]

[Bryce shouts]

Katarina: "I hoped everything was going fine during our absence, but it didn't."

Jamie: "Hey, has anyone seen Rowan?"

[Meghann punches Stacey]

Stacey: "Meghann, you do not punch me."

[Stacey confiscates Meghann's iPad and deposits it into the "Toy Jail for Meghann" box]

Rosalyn: "Jose, where is Rowan?"

Jose: "I don't know."

[Orla spits in Rosalyn's face]

Rosalyn: "Orla, it is unacceptable to spit in my face."

Orla Remano: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Rosalyn confiscates Orla's Swiper Plush Doll and Barney Doll and deposits it into the "Toy Time-Out" box]

[Bryce flips off Jamie]

[Jamie sends Bryce to the Reflection Room]

[Jamie confiscates Bryce's Angry Birds Pig Plush Doll and deposits it into the "Toy Jail for Bryce" box]

[Orla Remano throws her Rolie Polie Olie Zowie Plush Doll at Rosalyn]

Rosalyn: "Hey! We do not throw things, Orla."

[Orla Remano, Jose, and Bryce dart right into Katarina's bedroom and lock the door and work together scribbling some naughty words and seven people resembling the seven adults who they have to listen to being struck and run over by cars, lightning, and a steamroller with their crayons on the walls]

[Orla Remano, Jose, and Bryce dart right out of the room]

Orla Remano: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Stacey notices that Orla Remano, Jose, and Bryce scribbled some naughty words and the seven adults being struck and crushed to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller]

Stacey: "Oh, my god! Did you do that?"

Cut to:

Bruna: "It has been a long time since we've dined together, wasn't we?"

[Bruna turns around to see a brown haired woman, a blown haired man, a pregnant South Korean girl and a South Korean boy using a Blackberry]

???: "Hi, I'm Orla. This is my husband James and this is my 17 1/2 old twins Ji min and Ji woong."

Bruna: "Your name is Orla???"

Orla Kirochu: "There's only one girl you ought to watch for--that's Anna she is 5. She had been expelled from at least two schools She upsets her sister Tariko who's 10 by taking her Azelf plush off her and beheading it and hurts her 17-year old twin siblings a boy and a girl Ji woong and Ji min respectively. She punches Ji min's womb that contains her upcoming daughter and her name is going to be Ji kwong. Anna is from Russia, the twins are from South Korea, and Tariko is from Japan and 2 days before she also lacerated Ji woong's throat and stomach seriously injuring him he was in the hospital for 4 days and also missed Ji kwong's birth because of his injuries. he never met Ji kwong until Ji kwong was 3 days old and had to celebrate his 18th birthday in hospital."

Hugo: "I cannot believe what I just heard...A 5-year old stabbing a 17-year old with a knife in the throat and stomach and lacerating the throat. She could've ended up in jail for that...especially to a famous YouTube celebrity."

Ji min: "Hi i'm Ji min."

Hugo: "Nice to meet you."

Ji woong: "I'm Ji woong."

Hugo: "Hi. I saw you on YouTube. I loved your sketch comedy show, and it's so exciting to meet you in person."

Ji min: "Anna keeps punching my womb that contains my upcoming daughter i'm gonna be a mother but i protect my baby if Anna punches me i need to be far away from her as possible."

Orla Kirochu: "I'm gonna be a grandmother at 38. I am gonna be excited about this."

Bruna: "My children have been expelled from approximately 50 schools in total, except my 20-year old daughter Katarina."

[Bruna hands Orla Kirochu stapled sheets that consists of papers with lists showing the schools that her children had been expelled from] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page] [Orla Kirochu turns the next page]
 * Rowan (age 14)-
 * Gibbon High School for selling drugs on school grounds
 * St. Mary's High School for selling cocaine on school grounds and stealing the money from the collection plate
 * Columbus High School for throwing cocaine at his fellow classmates
 * Aquinas High School for selling marijuana on school grounds
 * Weeping Water High School for possession of alcohol and drugs
 * Battle Creek High School for smoking
 * Rock County High School for putting crystal meth on his fellow classmates' lunches
 * Clay Center High School for possession of crystal meth
 * Southwest High School for throwing crystal meth at his fellow classmates
 * Ralston High School for possession of marijuana
 * Exeter-Milligan Public School for lighting a fire on the football field
 * Lincoln East High School for possession of heroin
 * Milliard West High School for pouring wine and beer on his fellow classmates
 * Lincoln High School for smuggling drugs during a school field trip
 * Madison High School throwing crystal meth at the teacher and getting into the alcoholic drinks
 * Creighton Preparatory School for selling heroin and crystal meth
 * Westside High School for selling alcohol and heroin on school grounds
 * Mount Michael Benedictine High School for possession of cocaine
 * Lakeview High School for pouring alcoholic drinks on his fellow classmates
 * Sam (age 13)-
 * Christ the King School for Bringing a firearm to the classroom
 * Holy Cross School for continual disobedience
 * Monroe Middle School for sexual misconduct
 * Lux Middle School for starting a food fight in the cafeteria
 * Westside Middle School for stealing
 * Pound Middle School for attacking the principal
 * Meghann (age 11)-
 * St. Stephen the Matyr School for bringing a shotgun to her classroom and threatening to kill her new teacher with it by aiming the ammo from it at her head.
 * Sunrise Elementary School for beating up her fellow classmates and karate-chopping her teacher
 * St. Agnes Academy for physical assault on other students
 * Sword of the Spirit Elementary School for fighting and bullying other kids
 * St. Michael's School for verbal assault against the teachers and students
 * Goodrich Middle School for threatening to behead one of her fellow classmates
 * Mickle Middle School for tugging everyone at the pep rally
 * Scott Middle School for stealing all the money from the collection plate
 * Blessed Sacrament Catholic School for vandalizing the school walls
 * Bryce (age 6)-
 * Lincoln Christian School for his excessively aggressive behavior towards staff
 * Adams Elementary School for arson
 * St. Patrick's Catholic School for putting cherry bombs on the collection plate
 * Guardian Angels Elementary School for vandalism
 * Roper Elementary School for throwing a cherry bomb at each classroom
 * Campbell Elementary School for flushing a cherry bomb down each urinal in the boys' bathroom
 * Jose (age 4)-
 * Tiny Tots Preschool for blowing up the boys' bathroom
 * Spring View Elementary School for physical assault against the students
 * Arnold Elementary School for scattering shampoos across the hallway
 * Orla (age 3)-
 * St. Columbkille Sacredheart Preschool for setting the classroom, the girls' restroom, and her teacher's items on fire
 * KinderCare Preschool for destroying the computers and the furniture
 * All Saints Catholic School for stealing money from the collection plate
 * St. Stephen the Matyr School for bringing a shotgun to her classroom and threatening to kill her new teacher with it by aiming the ammo from it at her head.
 * Sunrise Elementary School for beating up her fellow classmates and karate-chopping her teacher
 * St. Agnes Academy for physical assault on other students
 * Sword of the Spirit Elementary School for fighting and bullying other kids
 * St. Michael's School for verbal assault against the teachers

Orla Kirochu: "Whoa, that's alot of schools that your children got expelled from."

Bruna: "I know. Rowan's our main problem for he is doing illegal drugs."

James: "No wonder he got expelled from an elapsed total 50 schools along with his siblings except your 20-year-old daughter."

Hugo: "She is the only well-behaved child and she recently gave birth to a baby boy named Aidan,"

Ji min: "I am also well-behaved alongside my twin brother. I do not want my child to grow up like Anna."

James: "Also my son also has an eating disorder and has a hard time eating certain foods causing him to become anorexic to other people they think Ji woong is starving himself but he isn't and his gastric level is also very low because of how much he ate and due to his refusal to eat carrots due to his allergy and his health is perfect due to this, we are sometimes afraid because of his low gastric levels we think his stomach is going to get swollen due to his low levels of gastric."

Orla Kirochu: "Also yesterday Anna injected carrot juice inside her brother and threw up twice his speech was slurred."

Hugo: "Why would she do that to him?"

Orla Kirochu: "I don't know. Maybe she hates him or something. Maybe she must be jealous of his fame and success. I don't understand why Anna would do such horrible things. She wouldn't tell us why she mistreated the family. The only response from her was that 'it is none of your business'."

Cut to:

Sam: "Could you guys keep the noise down, please? I have a football game tomorrow."

[Sam closes his bedroom door]

Meghann: "(bleep)!"

Rosalyn: "Hey, don't you use that kind of language, Meghann! That is not acceptable!"

[Orla is watching a Barney's Greatest Adventure: The Movie VHS on TV in Bruna and Hugo's room]

[Rosalyn enters the room]

Rosalyn: "Turn Barney off already!"

Orla Remano: "NO!"

Rosalyn: "Yes, because it's naptime!"

Orla Remano: "NO! I'M NOT GOING TO NAP!"

[Jose pinches Aidan]

Cut to:

[Hugo and Bruna are at a movie]

Bruna: (whispering) "I'm really enjoying this movie."

Cut to:

Rowan: "Everybody, ready, aim, FIRE!"

[The seven pick up water balloons, running and aiming at the three babysitters]

Stacey: "Oh my lord, I am all wet."

Jamie: "I can't believe that these kids are causing mischief!"

Rosalyn: "Not my fancy little skirt!"

Cut to:

Jo: "The movie is over."

Hugo: "You're right."

Cut to:

Stacey: "Oh, Mr. and Ms. Remano! Thank goodness you're home!"

[Stacey breaks down crying]

Stacey: "The seven are monsters....they're demons!"

Bruna: "What's wrong?"

Stacey: “I heard so much screaming and shouting in the background. Meghann punched me. I saw a picture of me and the other babysitters I teamed up with and four other adults being hit by cars, lightning, and a steamroller. I got soaking wet when the kids threw water balloons at me. I tried to do my best, but I didn’t succeed!” [continues crying]

Bruna: "That's OK. It isn't all of your fault, Stacey."

[Bruna notices a picture of someone resembling the three babysitters, as well as her, as well as Katarina, Hugo, and Jo being struct and crushed to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller]

Bruna: "Wait, where's Rowan?"

Rowan: "I'm right here!"

Hugo: "Where have you been, young man?"

Bruna: "OK, you are going into the Reflection Room with Sam, Joshua, Meghann, and Bryce. As for you, Orla, you are in the Naughty Pit. Also, Jose, you need to sit on the Naughty Platform."

Sam: "(bleep) OFF! WE AIN'T GOING TO (bleep) TIMEOUT!"

Jose: "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU TUBBY BALDY!"

Bullying
Jo: "It was time to teach the seven children a lesson about bullying so I decided to have them crumple up a piece of paper and see how much bullying hurts others."

Jo: "You are to take a piece of paper and crumple it into a ball, and then throw it on the ground and stamp hard on it."

[Orla, Sam, Jose, Meghann, Rowan, Bryce and Joshua each take a piece of paper, crumple them up into balls, throw them down on the ground, and stamp hard on it]

Jo: "That's right. Very good. Now, pick it back up, unfold it, smooth it up."

[The seven Remano children pick the crumpled up pieces of papers, unfold them and smooth them up]

Jo: "Tell them you're sorry and you didn't mean to."

Jose: "Sorry, I didn't mean to."

Orla: "Sorry. I didn't mean it."

Sam: "Sorry, I didn't mean to."

Jo: "But did Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann tell them they're sorry and they didn't mean to? No!"

Rowan: "You told me to do what to you, YOU IDIOT!"

Meghann: "YOU (bleep)ING (bleep)!"

Joshua: "THAT'S RIGHT!"

Bryce: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."

Jo: "Bullying is like a piece of paper. Once you have destroyed it, it can't be healed. Those scars are there forever."

[Jo sends Rowan, Meghann, and Joshua to the Reflection Room]

Jo: "You all are in here because your comments are no good."

[Rowan flips Jo off and smuggles a drug]

Rowan: "Go to (bleep)."

Meghann: "Burn in (bleep)!"

Jo: "Rowan, stay there for 14 minutes, Joshua, stay there for 13 minutes, and Meghann, stay there for 11 minutes."

Meghann: "NO!"

[Meghann inflicts payback against Jo]

Jo: "Meghann, NO!"

[Jo sends Meghann back to the Reflection Room]

[Meghann darts and bites Jo]

[Meghann flips off Jo]

[Meghann crumples up the paper into a ball]

[Joshua picks up the ball of paper]

[Rowan unfolds the paper and Joshua smooths it up]

Meghann: "Oh, no..."

Joshua: "Jo was right, bullying was like a piece of paper. Those scars are there forever."

[14 minutes later]

Jo: "You must tell them you're sorry and they didn't mean to."

Rowan: "NO WAY, (bleep)!"

[22 minutes later]

Meghann: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry that I hurt you!"

Jo: "Give them a nice, heartfelt apology. Say it like you mean it."

Meghann: "I'M SORRY THAT I HURT YOU!"

Jo: "Don't say it too loud. Say it like you REALLY mean it."

Meghann: "NO!"

[33 minutes later]

Meghann: "NO! I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE LIKE I MEAN I'M SORRY!"

[44 minutes later]

Meghann: "I AIN'T SAYIN' IT LIKE I MEAN IT!"

Jo: "Then you can stay there for another 11 minutes!"

[65 minutes later]

Joshua: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry!"

Jo: "Say it like you mean it."

[70 minutes later]

Rowan: (sarcastically) "I'm really, really sorry man, I didn't mean it!"

Jo: "Say sorry like you're mean it, and you didn't mean to."

Rowan: (sarcastically) "I'm sorry (bleep), no (bleep)ing way I meant it!"

Jo: "I want you to give it a nice, heartfelt apology. Say it like you mean it."

Jo: "Meghann held on for two hours, one minute."

[121 minutes later]

Meghann: "I'm sorry that I hurt you..."

Jo: "Joshua held on for two hours, ten minutes."

[130 minutes later]

Joshua: "Sorry, I didn't mean it."

Jo: "Rowan held on for two hours, 20 minutes."

[140 minutes later]

Rowan: "I'm sorry..."

Reinforcements
[Katarina is playing with her son Aiden]