Making of a Vidiot/Transcript

You're Invited!
[Jamie Hulbert comes to the TT10 base]

Ri Dae-Jung: "" (Translation: Sophie, it's the guy from those child abuse videos!)

Sophie: (sighs) "What does he want now?"

[The team comes out]

Jamie: "Woah, woah, relax! Look, Tellyznphonezfor Adultsonly is my video persona."

[The team looks at him]

Jamie: "I'll introduce you all to my vidiot cast."

[The Asian children come out]

Jamie: "Hye, come on and introduce yourself!"

[A 12-year old girl comes out]

Hye: "안녕." (Translation: Hello)

[Rafael comes out]

Rafael: "" (Translation: So, she isn't abused?)

Jamie: "No, yo no hago eso" (Translation: No, I don't do that)

[Chipunza then appears, she is seven years old]

Chipunza: "Musafunganya, zviri zvose chete kuita!" (Translation: Don't worry, it's just acting!)

Jamie: "My adoptive kids are my volunteers, even if the vidiots say I homeschool them, I actually do send them to school, It's usually during summer that we film them, Chipunza is my junior judge."

Introduction
[Jamie comes inside Jane's room, she has posters of many things from Irish history]

Jane: "Dia dhuit." (Translation: Hello)

Jamie: "Um, can you take that picture the socialist leader please? I had to escape from a socialist country."

Jane: "Of course."

[Jane takes down her portraits and anything with James Connolly on it]

Jamie: "That feels better, gracias."

[Jane smiles]

Jane: "My father wanted to call me after Connolly, since I was born on his birthday, would of been 86th to be precise, She said if I was a boy, my name would have been James, I grew up in a republican family."

Jamie: "Really? I've been a professional judge in Xtreem Judging for nearly 20 years. I'm one of the 10 main judges, all Republicans."

Jane: "No....no, not that kind, an Irish republican is one that wants independence from Britain, some are very radical, sometimes violent, It's not a U.S kind, in Ireland, they are two types of families, a unionist family, and a nationalist family, I am from a nationalist family."

Jamie: "Oh."

Jane: "I'll take you to Ireland sometime, since it's Ireland and we treat Connolly as a hero, do not be alarmed."