Outer Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Milo Sr: "Boys, we have a commercial to shoot, let's go!"

Submission reel
Jo: Well, let's see who i have this time.

Milo Sr: Hi, i'm Milo Outer Sr. i have 3 kids.

Milo Sr: My Oldest is Joshua. He's 10

Milo Sr: My Middle Child is Milo. He's 6

Milo Sr: and the Youngest is Kyle and he's 3.

Milo Sr: Guys! you keep getting it wrong!

Milo Sr: (grabbing Milo Jr.) YOU WILL NOT (Bleep) TRIP ME OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milo Sr: Danielle and i were married. i didn't expect to get divorced. so now i'm living as a single father.

(Josh Hitting Kyle)

Milo Sr: HEY! NOW YOU ARE NOT WATCHING TV!!!!

Milo Sr: when Josh was 9, he was diagnosed with ADHD. and he has a violent temper.

Josh: (Swearing) I WISH YOU WERE (Bleep) DEAD!!!!!!!

Milo Jr: (trips Kyle)

Kyle: (cries)

Milo Sr: Milo, My middle child. he likes to trip people and is very disrespectful.

Milo Sr: You will apologize to your brother!

Milo Sr: And Kyle, he's the baby of the family. he still has a bottle and paci.

Milo Sr: i tend to do commercial shoots everyday. i also tend to yell. i'm very strict and i make sure my kids say their lines. i also tend to be some kind of abusive parent and give them harsh punishments. i just can't help it

Milo Sr: NO NO NO NO NO NO! THAT IS WRONG!!!!! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!

Milo Sr: Supernanny! please come help my boys and i need to make sure my commercials go right.

Observation continues
Milo Sr.: No, no, no, no, no!!! Cut! Wrong! Milo Jr., what is wrong? You are supposed to say the line! Argh, you've ruined the commercial!

[suddenly, Milo Jr. starts to break out in hives and have trouble breathing]

Jo: (interview) Milo Jr. was having a serious asthma attack while dad was chastising him! I mean, that was absolutely appalling! His brothers were frightened to see what was happening.

[The filming crew look up to see Milo Jr. having a serious asthma attack]

Boom operator: Sir, your kid is having an asthma attack.

(The lighting technician, camera operator, Jo and other crew gather around Milo Jr. who is suffering an asthma attack while his brothers look on in fear and the makeup artist rushes to the phone to call 911)

Jo: (interview) In no time at all, the paramedics arrived at the scene and took Milo Jr to the hospital and his brothers were allowed to ride the ambulance with him, and I got permission as well.

[We see Milo Jr in the ambulance on the stretcher while his frightened brothers hurdle each other, sobbing as Jo comforts them]

Arrival at the Children's Hospital
[The boys' mother Danielle arrives to see her son Milo Jr at the hospital. Josh and Kyle are happy to see her]

Josh: Mom!!!

Kyle: Mommy!!!

Danielle: Hi, my baby boys! (She hugs them)

Parent Meeting
[Jo shoots a venomously angry glare at Milo Sr as if glaring daggers at him while they prepare a parent sit-down at the kitchen table]

Jo: (angrily) Sit down, Milo!!!

[Milo Sr. flinches, frightened by the woman's voice]

Milo Sr.: (interview) That woman's voice scared me, the way she spoke to me and looked at me...I have to admit, I am not lying...she reminded me of my old third grade teacher back at grade school...

Jo: Milo, it was very irresponsible of you as a parent to force your son to perform in a commercial when he has a serious asthma condition, you could have put his life in danger during the commercial filming. This is why he could not say the line during the shooting, or was it a rehearsal? Kids need to be kids and live a normal childhood.