Lois gets sent to Military School

Susie's Decision
Susie: "Listen, Lois. Your behavior at BMC was unacceptable. I decided to send you to military school."

Lois: "BUT CAN I JUST GO TO JOSIE'S?!"

Susie: "No, you need to start following my rules and be prepared."

2 weeks after Lois has left
Susie: "Wanda, do you wanna watch Dora with mommy?"

Wanda: "Yes, please!"

Susie: "Then which Dora DVD shall we watch?"

cut to:

Lois: "NO ONE LIKES YOU, (bleep)!"

Officer: "Go ahead and do 45 pushups, missy."

[Lois drops and begins doing pushups, whilst the officer counts for every push-up]

The call
[Susie is making lunch for Wanda]

[Phone rings]

Susie: "Hello, who's calling please?"

???: "This is Sgt. Melissa Patrick speaking. Is this Mrs Kiejliches speaking?"

Susie: "Yes, it's me. Can I help you?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Yes, it's your daughter Lois, she's a demon!"

Susie: "What are you talking about? What do you mean?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "She set the school on fire!"

Susie: "What?"