Hazel's 5th Birthday Party

Transcript
Hazel: I Want Frozen as a theme

Lexi: I Know we can have In Summer Theme

Hazel: Awesome, And What's Cooler that we can Hire Anna and Elsa and the Ice Cream Van?

Daniel: That's a Wonderful idea sweetheart.

Aunt Alyssa: I'll Get the Cake and Hire Anna and Elsa in

Lexi: Thanks, That's the reason why you're are here today

Aunt Alyssa: My Husband is getting Stuff for the Buffet and some accessories since we work at Birthday Party Service

Lexi: Thanks

Writing a Birthday List
Lexi: What on your Birthday List?

Hazel: I would like Frozen Fever Elsa Costume...Princess Board Game....Minnie Mouse Lip Balm....Trolls DVD.

Lexi: Keep it up, darling.

Hazel: (pauses) Mommy...I don't wanna be greedy...so not too much. If it seems too much to you, can we have...book exchange instead?

[She Looks at Hazel's Old Backpack]

Lexi: You had it for a very long time Mummy and Daddy will order you a new one

[Logan and Colin are playing on their iPads]

Lexi: Boys I hope you are not playing Happy Wheels Again. You know your father and I do not allow you to play that game.

Logan: We are Playing Candy Crush Saga

Lexi: Ok

Giving Invites at a Special Needs School
Hazel: I have the invitations to give to my classmates and my friends for my birthday party and please Hand your Permission Slips to me.

{cut to: at home}

[Colin is feeding his pet boa constrictor Medusa some frozen rats]

Colin: Medusa, here girl. Look what i got for you today.

Party Preparations
Lexi: We gonna get stuff for the Buffet and your Sister's Present

[In The Car Logan is playing Candy Crush Saga and Colin is playing Angry Birds]

Lexi: I'll Get the Gift Bags, Some Toys

Daniel: I'll Get the Food

AT BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP

One Day Until The Party
Lexi: The Cake is Here

Daniel: Ok,Colin in the shower and Logan will go in and Hazel will have a Bath

Lexi: Ok I'll Put the Banners Up and Ill will bring Balloons and Finish Wrapping the Presents, I already done the Goody Bags

Daniel: That's nice

Morning of Hazel's Birthday Party
Lexi: The Day of Hazel's Birthday has Arrived

Hazel: Morning

Daniel: Morning, Birthday Girl

Hazel: I'm wearing my Frozen Fever Elsa Costume

Daniel: Ok

[We see Logan and Colin Brushing their Teeth]

Hazel's 5th Birthday Party
[Hazel Dressed Up as Frozen Fever Elsa]

[Frozen BGM Playing in the Background]

[On the Table we see Snowballs Popcorn, Frozen Hearts, Carrot Sticks, Troll Balls, Chicken Burgers, Cheeseburgers, Chips, Different Types of Sandwiches, French Fries]

[On Dessert Table we see Berry Medley, Vanilla Yogurt, Frozen Cupcakes, Ice Wands, Different Type of Ice Cream Like Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate, A Frozen Birthday Cake with Anna and Elsa on the Top]

[On The Drinks Table we See Strawberry Punch, Melted Snow Water, Orange Juice, Apple Juice]

[In Accessories Basket we see Frozen Snap Bands, Light Up Necklaces and Bracelets and Flower Necklaces and Crowns]

Lexi: The Bouncy Castle is here

Hazel: Yay

Daniel: Please don't Ruin it because its your sisters big day

Colin: Whatever

Lexi: And Minutes Later Her Friends came to the party dressed up in Princess costumes

[We see Hazel's Friends Dressed Up in their Princess Costumes]

Katie: Happy Birthday Hazel

Hazel: Thanks

[We see Disney Princess, Frozen Tote Bags, Shopper Bags and Gift Bags on the Coffee Table]

Lexi: We had some games like Put a Carrot on Olaf and Frozen Treasure Hunt and Making the Crowns Like Elsa

Hazel: I Wanna make it Bit more Glittery...but not too much, okay?

Friend's Mother: I Got 5 Extra Packs just in case

Lexi: It was time to Open her Presents

[Hazel Opens her Friends Present First]

Hazel: Wow Body wash and it have Monster High on it and My Little Pony Equestrian Girls Pinkie Pie Doll, Thanks Tegan

Tegan: You're Welcome

Lexi: Here is the Next One

[She opens her Present]

Hazel: Wow Top Trumps which is Frozen and Just Dance for the Wii U! I love it!

Lexi: What Else

Hazel: And a Lunch bag with Anna and Elsa on it, How Cool! I love it! Thank you so much!

Lexi: This is from Uncle Wayne

[Hazel Opens her Present]

Hazel: Cool! Hand Wipes with Frozen on it and Princess Purse

Lexi: This is from Alyssa

[Hazel Opens her Present]

Hazel: Cool a Frozen Water Bottle!

Lexi: This is from your Grandpa Flynn

Hazel: (Opens her Present) Wow Minnie Mouse Coloring Book and Some Tic Tacs, Thanks Grandpa

Grandpa Flynn: This is from Grandma Emily

Hazel: Wow some My Little Pony Tattoos, Ever After High tattoos And some Lip Balm and it has Trolls on It

Lexi: This is from Your Nephew Todd

Hazel: Cool, a Belle Dress. I love it!

Daniel: That's a Nice Dress, and it looks nice on you, princess.

Hazel: Yup. It's From the New Version of Beauty and the Beast. I like it.

Lexi: This from Daddy

Hazel: (Opens her Present from Daniel) Wow Moana DVD...jigsaw puzzle...a pretty sensory LED light projector multicolor lamp...fidget toys...and...Moon Sand. Thank you, daddy. I love you.

Daniel: I Got another one from Mummy

[Lexi Gives Hazel a Disney Princess Shopper Bag]

Hazel: (takes one item out at a time) Wow Harley Quinn DC Superhero Girls Doll...Frozen Sticker Book...Paw Patrol and Frozen Pens...Trolls Gel Pens...Frozen All Hail the Queen Book...Care Bears book...Sunshine Bear...Minnie Mouse Cup with Straw...And I also got Disney Princess Box! Which is cool! Thank you, mommy! I love you!

[Lexi Gives Hazel a Disney Princess Light Up Backpack]

Lexi: What's inside your New Backpack?

Hazel: Wow Frozen Pencil Case, My Little Pony Coloring Book, a pink unicorn diary, Princess Gel Pens, Hello Kitty, Drawing Pad, A Notebook with All of the Princess on It, Oreos, And Minnie Mouse Shopper Bag and inside of the Little Pocket I got Toys "R" Us, Build a Bear workshop and Claire's Gift Cards, Thanks Mummy! I love you!

Lexi: You're Welcome, honey. You can use your new Backpack and Lunch bag all ready for September. Oh, unfortunately, Uncle Ian regrets to inform you that he cannot attend your birthday party, sweetheart, but you can talk there is a way you can see him. Would you like that, darling?

Hazel: Oh, would I? Could I? How, mommy?

Lexi: Of course. Why don't you and your guests color some pages with crayons and mummy will be right back.

(Lexi brings out her laptop computer and uses Skype to contact her brother Ian who lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA as a successful casino owner)

Ian: (on Skype screen) Hi, Lexi! Long time, no see! How's it been, little sister? Did you receive my special birthday present for little Hazel yet?

Lexi: Yes I did, big brother. It is in the closet right now; saved for last.

Lexi: Look, honey! It's Uncle Ian!

Ian: (on the Skype screen) Hey there, little princess! Happy birthday! How old are you, sweetie?

Hazel: (holds out five fingers) Five.

Logan and Colin Spoil the Party
[The Boys Put on Fuck The Police by NWA as People Grasp in Horror]

[Colin releases Medusa into the room]

Girl 1: IT'S NOT FROZEN ANYMORE

Girl 2: Look, a snake!

Lexi: I Thought I got rid of it

Hazel: You Got rid of...M-medusa, Mommy?

Lexi: No, honey, mommy thought she got rid of the song with bad words in it...not Medusa.

Daniel: I don't know it's still here

Hazel: Mummy Frozen is Gone

Lexi: Don't Worry Daddy will take care of it

Daniel: Boys WHY YOU PUT THAT ON

Colin: FROZEN SUCKS, and besides. Hazel doesn't know how to have fun like we do.

Daniel: THIS IS YOUR SISTER'S THEME AND YOU STAY IN THIS NAUGHTY ROOM AND YOU LOGAN AS Well, THAT MEANS I'LL TAKE YOUR 2DS AWAY FOR THE DAY.

Guest 3: (screams) A snake! Snake!!!!!

[Lexi Puts Frozen BGM back on]

Lexi: Don't Worry we still got Cake, Anna and Elsa and movie to watch?

Hazel: Yeah

[Colin Escapes the Naughty Room and changes the Frozen music to heavy metal music with questionable, explicit lyrics. He secretly switches the Frozen movie to 2 Girls, 1 Cup]

Hazel: Ew!!!

Guest 4: The music is now not fitting with the Frozen anymore! What is going on?

[Medusa slithers across the room]

Lexi: I've Blocked that from the Playlist

Daniel: Not Again, COLIN BACK IN THE NAUGHTY ROOM AND I'M TAKING YOUR IPAD TOO

[Logan Escapes and put a Cherry Bomb on the Cake]

Logan: Let's make sure her birthday is a blast...a real blast

[Medusa slithers over to the cupcakes]

Everyone: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Hazel, Happy Birthday to you..."

[Cake Explodes]

Hazel: My Dress is Ruined

[Logan laughs]

Mother 6:My Husband is going to bring a Extra one in

Lexi: Thanks

[Medusa slithers to the cake]

(Hazel starts shrieking in fear and horror)

Hazel: Daddy! I'm scared of snakes!

Daniel: LOGAN THAT's very selfish as well. AND NOW YOUR IPAD IS GOING TOO. Where did you get those cherry bombs?

Logan: But it is fun

Party Aftermath
[Hazel is Crying]

Hazel: Why My Brothers Ruined Everything and then they laughed about it. That snake is scaring me

Lexi: Calm down sweetheart. Mommy will Run you a nice warm bath and get you cheered up while daddy straightens Collin and Logan out. Will that be okay?

Hazel: Yes

Daniel: That's it Boys you need to write a Essay about what happen and write a letter to your Sister. It is not fun when you spoil a special day for somebody else for a very selfish reason.

[Logan's Essay Said "Hazel ls a Little retarded Jerk for all wrong Reasons, P.S. Medusa did it, not us"]

[Colin's Essay Said "I Wish Anna and Elsa got Killed by Godzilla. It's not my fault stupid Hazel is stupid and retarded when she got diagnosed with autism.

[Logan's Sorry Letter Said "I Wish Frozen 2 Gets Cancelled by Disney. I am sorry that Elsa is slutty whore. We know how to have real fun. I am sorry stupid and retarded Hazel doesn't even know how to have fun. She will never get into Yale University because they won't accept her."]

[Colin's Sorry Letter Said "Go to Hell stupid Frozen Loving queer!"]

[Daniel Reads Them and Rubs them Out with his Fortnite Llama rubber]

Daniel: Start Over. It is not nice to make fun of people with disabilities. I mean think about it. would you like it if someone made fun of you if you had the same condition your little sister has? I'd suggest you learn to put yourself in Hazel's shoes and see what she is struggling through. She has to attend a special school, attend therapy sessions and have extra attention.