Kyra Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...all bets are off as Jo heads to Las Vegas."

Announcer: "And meets an insane psychopath who murdered her own parents."

Katie: "I know the secret side of my sister Samantha she never lets us see. She's absolutely crazy!"

Brooke: "Samantha suffers a mental illness and she needs to seek professional help before the monster inside of her hurts someone else."

Samantha: "I keep the monster caged inside, but it cannot be controlled! Somebody please stop this monster! Make it stop!"

[Samantha screams]

Ling: "Sammy!"

Brooke: "I talked to a psychiatrist last week. He told me that Sammy had a nightmare about turning into a murderous monster. She has a dark side and she is afraid it might come out and strike again."

Samantha: "Stay away from me, the beast is loose! It's ugly, and it will strike!"

Announcer: "But when and where will Samantha's dark side strike next?"

Samantha: "Please help me!"

Submission Reel
Jo: "You are with me in Las Vegas to meet a girl suffering a mental illness."

Katie: "Hello i'm Katie."

Jamie: "I'm Jamie."

Katie: "I have 4 siblings, my twin brother Ken, Ling, age 10, Samantha, age 11, and Brooke, age 15 1/2, and my son Tommy, age 4."

Samantha: "Please leave me alone.. Please, don't go near me!!"

Katie: "Samantha is suffering a mental illness, and killed my mom and dad Katie Sr. and Daniel courtsey of her evil side."

[We see a picture of Daniel and Katie Senior]

Katie: "We were at their funerals, Samantha was quiet she was whispering 'I'm sorry mom and dad but I had to do it...'."

Jamie: "Courstey of her evil side, she has been expelled from 361 schools but she now attends a special needs school."

Tommy:DON'T SAY THAT!

Katie: "My son Tommy is violent, snatches toys from Samantha, throws fits, swears, and even got kicked out of pre-school."

Samantha: "Hi Jo-Jo I'm Samantha, I'm 11 years old, please come and save me from myself."

[We see Samantha, with a Chilly Willy plush doll toy]

Observation Begins
Katie: "Come on in..."

Jo: "Oh thank you."

[Jo comes in]

Katie: "Thank you for being here, please help Samantha...."

Jo: "Okay.."

Katie: "She is in her room."

[Jo goes to Samantha's room to look at lots of stuffed animals and toys where Samantha she is holding a Kirby and a Cat plush doll while crying]

Jo: "Samantha."

Samantha: "Help me, please........."

Jo: "It's okay Samantha, I'm here."

[Samantha tries to smile]

Samantha: "Thank you."

Jo: "Why did you kill your parents?"

Samantha: "Because of my evil side wanted me to...I'm scared of my own evil side because it wants me to hurt someone else, but I don't really want to do it....."

Katie: "Samantha has a split personality disorder."

Samantha: "I feel like a monster,"

[Samantha hides in a pool of plush toys]

Samantha: "My plush dolls are my only friends....."

Jo: "Why is that?"

Katie: "Samantha is bullied constantly in the school she now goes to because of her split personality disorder."

Samantha: "They call me names, give me the middle finger, my teacher Ms. Conny doesn't mind my evil side. Oh, Jo-Jo, please tell me what to do."

Dinnertime
Jo: "Later that night, it was time for dinner."

[Katie sets the table]

Katie: "Tommy, Dinnertime!"

Tommy: "Mommy, can we have Popeye's for dinner tonight?"

Katie: "No Tommy, we are having spaghetti carbonara with homemade garlic bread and salad."

Tommy: " I WANT POPEYES!"

Katie:" Thomas Walton Kyra, this is your warning. If you continue to misbehave because we are not having Popeye's you will go into the Naughty Platform. "

[Tommy throws peanuts at Samantha and screams]

Katie: "RIGHT! Naughty boy! You are going to the Naughty Platform for misbehaving!"

[Katie takes Tommy to the Naughty Platform]

Katie: " Thomas Walton Kyra. I am placing you here because you misbehaved and threw peanuts at your auntie. Stay there for 4 minutes. Also I am taking away your Blues Clues DVDs for two days. Naughty little boy!"

Tommy: I WANT MY BLUEEESSS CLUEES DVDSSSS!"

Katie: "That yelling allows me to take away your Squacky and Apollo dolls too."

Tommy: "I WANT APOLLO AND SQUACKY!"

4 minutes later

Katie: I want you to say sorry to Mommy and Aunt Samantha for misbehaving.

Tommy: "Sorry Mommy, sorry Auntie Samantha.

Katie: "Give us a hug. "

[Katie serves the dinner]

Bedtime
[Samantha wraps her arms around a Woody Woodpecker plush toy and slips into bed]

Samantha: "Woody, if my evil side comes back, please make her go away!"

[Samantha picks up a Pikachu plush and holds it close to her body]

Samantha: "You too, Pikachu. Hey, that rhymes!"

[Samantha picks up a toy raccoon, Tanuki and helds it close to her]

Samantha: "Make my evil side go away Tanuki!"

[Samantha picks up a Pudsey Bear]

Samantha: "Pudsey...."

Jo: "Samantha where did you get all these toys?"

Samantha: "I got 40 for Christmas, 10 for my 11th birthday, and 50 from Gameworks..."

Jo: "As i observed Samantha's room, it was filled with loads of plush dolls, 6 on her bed and 94 on her floor, such as Pikachu, Woody Woodpecker, and a raccoon plush named Tanuki,and Children In Need's Pudsey Bear."

Brooke: "My sister has about 100 plushies."

Jo: "That is alot of plush dolls!"

[Samantha picks up a Mesprit Plush, holding it tightly]

Jo: "Do you have a hard time sleeping?"

Samantha: "Yes, i am quite afraid that someone might kill me in my sleep, i like to sleep alone.."

Jo: "Okay."

[Samantha picks up her Mucinex Mr. Mucus plush]

Samantha: "This is Mr. Mucus. He is funny and I like watching him in the commercials!"

[Jo picks up Tanuki]

Jo: "What's this?"

Samantha: "That's my toy raccoon Tanuki."

The Meeting
Jo: "I saw your sister's room, where did she get all of those stuffed animals?"

Jamie: "Jo, she was brilliant at machine cranes she got 50 from crane machines mostly UFO Catchers, and 10 for her Birthday, 40 for Christmas. "

Katie: "She treats them as her only friends."

Ken: "According to her psychiatrist, Dr. Conrad Neumann, she was diagnosed with a mental illness. She is on a special medication that controls her split personality disorder."

Family Routine
[Katie and Ken come to the living room to meet Jo, followed by Samantha (clutching a Sonic the Hedgehog plush toy in her arms), Brooke, Tommy, and Ling]

Jo: "All right everybody, I brought in a schedule for family routine."

Ken: "Also sometimes Toy Consfication doesn't work because Samantha sees it as bullying, so be careful..."

Jo: "Samantha."

Samantha: "Yes?"

Jo: "I am just here to help you, okay?"

Samantha: "Yes."

Naughty Platform
Jo: "It wasn't long until Tommy started to annoy Samantha by asking her if he could have Azelf."

[Samantha is playing with a Mesprit, Uxie, Azelf plushies while singing]

Samantha: "The question asked in order to save her life or take it...."

[Tommy comes in]

[Samantha ignores him and continues singing]

Tommy: "SAMANTHA! I WANT TO PLAY WITH AZELF!"

Samantha: "No."

Tommy: "What did you say?"

Samantha: "You heard me! no, you'll break it!"

Jo: "But Samantha was having none of it."

Samantha: "I don't want Tommy playing with my toys because he might destroy them, or worse..."

[Tommy and Samantha tug on the Azelf plush]

Samantha: "Let go!"

Voice in Samantha's head: "Samantha...."

[Samantha lets go of the Azelf plush]

Samantha: "What are you doing? leave me alone!"

Voice in Samantha's head: "You see that as bullying don't you?"

[Samantha whimpers as she gets a bullying flashback about her toys getting taken off her, then goes to her evil side]

[Ling slaps Samantha]

Ling: "Snap out of it!"

Katie: "What is going on here?"

[Katie sees the Azelf doll in Tommy's hand]

Katie: "Thomas Walton Kyra! you know better!"

[Katie takes the Azelf off Tommy and gives it back to Samantha, and puts him on the Naughty Platform]

Katie: "Stay there for 4 minutes!"

[Katie checks the Azelf doll for any tears or damages]

Reflection Room
Jo: "I'm now going to introduce the Reflection Room, located in the dining room."

[Samantha (with Woody Woodpecker in her arms), Katie, Tommy, Brooke, Jamie, Ken and Ling follow Jo to the dining room]

Jo: "Samantha, this is where you go if your split personality happens, and Tommy, you wil go in the Naughty Platform if you make Samantha's evil side come."

Samantha and Tommy: "Understood!"

Jo: "It wasn't long before Samantha turned to her evil side and kicked Ken."

Ken: "Samantha, look at me please. Kicking hurts, very much. This is your first warning. If you kick me again, you are going to the Reflection Room. Do you understand me?"

Samantha: "Yes, but I really hate it when my dark side takes over. It won't leave me alone."

Ken: Samantha, that's backtalk and will warrant the reflection room.

(Ken takes Samantha to the reflection room)

Thought Box
Jo: "I'd like to introduce the Thought Box."

Ownard
Jo: "The Family was outside for a walk."

[Samantha (with Pikachu in her arms), Tommy, Ken, Katie, Brooke, Jamie, Jo, and Ling are outside for a walk]

Samamtha: (singing) "Round we go, the world is spinning, when it stops, it's just the beginning, sun comes up we live and we cry, sun comes down and we all die."

[Jo turns around]

Jo: "Did she say something?"

Katie: "She was singing."

Ken: "Sammy?"

Tommy and Samantha vs. the Babysitter
Jo: "Katie, Jamie, and Ken were going to a dance, Brooke was hanging out with her friends, they hired a babysitter named Jamie Dumais."

Katie: "Samantha's bedtime is at 9:30, Tommy's is at 7:30, Samantha has peanut allergies."

Jamie Dumais: "Undestood."

Katie: "Samantha, she has a mental illness and refuses to sleep at night without at least one stuffed animal."

Jamie Dumais: "Okay."

[Katie and Jamie Kyra leave]

Tommy: "(bleep)!"

Jamie Dumais: "Okay, Tommy, you're going on the Naughty Platform. That was not a nice word."

[Samantha is in her bedroom, having a tea party with her stuffed animals, Woody Woodpecker, Tom Cat, Jerry Mouse, Chilly Willy, Pikachu, Kirby, Hello Kitty, Danger Mouse and Penfold]

Samantha: "Would you like some tea, Woody Woodpecker?"

[Jamie Dumais goes upstairs]

Jamie Dumais: "So, you're Samantha."

Samantha: "Yes."

Jamie: "Do you like these toys."

Samantha: "They're my friends."

Jamie: "Oh, so this is Chilly Willy. He's my favorite, he's such a cutie."