Piker Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "This week on Supernanny, Gloria heads out to Nouméa, New Caledonia to help two parents Sara (37) and Phineas (35) living in a modern-day household to struggle with their children.

Announcer: "Althought Gwyneira, Frost, Hurricane, AMaya, Coro and Tornado are well-behaved, the others, Spring, Nevada, Snowdrop, Ezra, quadtriplets, Samson, Roger, CLaruence, Jolen and youngest and the baby of the family, Mimi are far from it."

[Mimi uses a screwdriver]

[Sara confiscates the screwdriver from Mimi]

Announcer: "They kick."

[Ezra kicks on Amaya]

Ezra: "f(bleep)Face!"

Announcer: "Do drugs."

[Snowdrop smokes crystal meth]

[Nevada smokes weed]

[Spring smokes marijuana]

[Sara confiscates Ezra's cigarette]

Announcer: "Swear."

Spring: "GOD DAMMIT CORO! I WILL KICK YOU IN THE (bleep)ING FACE!"

Announcer: "And do bad stuff."

[Spring cuts all of Gwyneira's hair]

[Snowdrop kicks Frost]

[Hurricane is on her laptop only to be kicked in the face by Claruence]

[Jolen spits on Hurricane]

[Nevada bites on Tornado, making him cry]

Announcer: "Will Annie helps the kids?"

[Mimi plays with her dad's stuff such as her screwdriver and hammer]

Roger: "SUPERNANNY MUST FAIL!"

Samson : "YEAH!"

Spring: "LIKE HELL I WOULD!"

Nevada: "I AGREE!"

Annie arrives at the doorstep
[Annie arrives at the doorstep]

Spring: "HELLO, (bleep)ER!"

Nevada: "WE HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU!"

[Spring trips over Annie]

Annie: "SPRING SABRINA PIKER AND NEVADA MAYA PIKER!"

Naughty Swivel
[Spring smokes weed]

[Sara confiscates the cigarette]

Spring: "MY CIGARETTE!"

Sara: "You do not smoke cigarettes in this house."

Naughty Pit
[Mimi plays with Phineas' hammer]

Sara: "Mimi! No! That's Phineas' hammer!"

[Mimi throws a hammer as Sara]

Sara: "Mimi!"

[Mimi laughs]

Sara: "That is it! Time for you to the Naughty Pit! Go there now!"

Mimi: "No!"

Sara: "I said, Naughty Pit! You shall not play with your daddy's power tools! EVER AGAIN!"