Lester gets sent to boot camp

Barbara's decision
Barbara: "LESTER MALCOM SIMPSON!"

Lester: "What?!"

Barbara: "I need to have a discussion with you!"

[Lester goes over to Barbara]

Barbara: "You weren't well-behaved at BMC nor military school. You need to go to boot camp!"

1 day after Lester has left
[Eliza is watching a nature documentary on TV]

Eliza: "It is so nice and quiet without my big brother around here."

cut to:

Lester: (screaming) "I WANT MYYYYYYYYYYYY VIDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO GAAAAAAAMES!"

Officer: "Do 50 sit-ups!"

1 Week since Lester has left
[Eliza is reading a book called Moby Dick by Herman Melville]

cut to:

[Lester pulls a female officer's hair]

Officer: (angrily) "10 running laps!"

[Lester bites the female officer]

Officer: "Make that 20 running laps, Simpson!"

[Lester bolts off]

Lester: "You gotta catch me first, (bleep)!"

Officer: "When I catch you, it's one night solitary confinement for you!"

[Lester throws several books and balls at the female officer]

Officer: "Simpson, you just bought yourself 5 more running laps!"

Lester: "I WANT MY VIDEO GAMES!"

Officer: "Plus an additional 10 more push-ups!"

[Lester beats the god out of the female officer]

Officer: "That's 25 push-ups, Simpson!"

[Lester flips the female officer off]

Officer: "45 push-ups, Simpson! Are we through yet?"

2 weeks since Lester has left
[Eliza is watching some birds with her binoculars in her backyard]

Eliza: "I saw an American Robin!"

cut to:

[Lester pushes a female officer and laughs at that]

Officer: "Simpson, I don't consider this as a funny situation. You must do 100 chinups!"

Lester: "THAT'S TOO MUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!"

Cut to:

[Barbara is cooking dinner]

The call
[The phone rings]

Barbara: "Hello?”

Marjorie Victory: “Your son, Lester, is a demon!”

Aftermath
Barbara: I cannot believe you misbehaved in boot camp!

Lester: I am never changing, and you can't make me!