Imtakingthemaway-Greenwood Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny...

[Jessica is shown being given a flower tattoo at the tattoo shop]

[Her phone rings]

Announcer: Usha goes to Chicago to deal with a strict mother...

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: Did you bring your phone to school?

Kevin: Yes?

[Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool slaps Kevin with her backhand]

Announcer: ...with juvenile delinquents of her children.

[Jessica twerks in a nightclub]

[Kevin smokes a blunt]

[Jessica makes out with her boyfriend, Trevor]

Announcer: And even the father is left out.

Connor: They are turning into bad influences, always not caring about family and rather be twerking, smoking, and getting tattoos.

Announcer: Can Usha handle the family at once?

[Jessica cries]

Usha: What's wrong?

Jessica: My mom won't let me bring my phone to school.

Announcer: Or it will go down in flames?

Kevin: (bleep) you!

[Kevin flips the bird at Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool]

Submission Reel
Usha: I am here at Chicago to help a desperate father. Let's take a look.

'''Connor: Hello, I am Connor. I had this wife who is known as Ramona Cleopatra Greenwood, but changed her name to Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool Andifiseeanotherphoneinschool Imtakingthemaway. We had two teenage children: Kevin, who is 16 and Jessica who is 15. Kevin and Jessica are mentally around between 18 and 27. They like to get tattoos.'''

[Kevin gets a tattoo]

Connor: Run away from home.

[Jessica runs off outside]

Connor: And bring their phones to school.

[Jessica takes a selfie in the school bathroom]

[Kevin takes a selfie in the classroom]

Connor: Kevin goes to stripclubs.

[Kevin goes to a strip club]

Connor: While Jessica wears revealingly sexual clothes like crop tops and miniskirts to school.

[Jessica wears a cute crop top with a miniskirt to school]

Observation
[Usha goes into a house and rings the doorbell]

[Connor opens the door]

Usha: Hello, Connor.

Connor: Hey.

Usha: Where's Kevin and Jessica?

Connor: My wife grounded them. Kevin for 16 minutes and Jessica for 15 minutes.

Usha: What did they do?

Connor: Well, they brought phones to school and went on social media instead of doing schoolwork. What's worse is that she wore a very revealing sexualized outfit to school. Kevin also sniffed glue during Art class.

Usha: Oh my!

Parent meeting
Usha: How's Kevin and Jessica?

Connor: They finally brought their phones to school, despite their mother's warnings.

Usha: Why?

Connor: Because she thinks bringing phones to school is leading them to fail each and every class. There's English, Math, Science, History, P.E., Art and even Home Economics! What's worse is that social media has gone too far for them!

Usha: Oh, I feel bad for them. Any holidays they ruined?

Connor: Well, there's Halloween where Jessica is a sexy witch for Halloween despite the dress code, got lunch detention for arguing and cussing out the teacher, going to a Halloween party at her friend's house and made out with her boyfriend while naked!

Usha: Does she do that all the time?

Connor: Yes.

Usha: What about Kevin?

Connor: Kevin has made out with his girlfriend in his room, naked all the time.

Chore day
Usha: While it's Saturday, Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool were forcing Kevin and Jessica to do chore day, but instead, they get tattoos.

[Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool goes into Kevin and Jessica's room]

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: WAKE YOUR ASSES UP IT'S CHORE DAY!

Kevin: (bleep) NO!

[Jessica flips the bird]

[Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool slaps Jessica in the face with her backhand]

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: YOU DO NOT FLIP THE BIRD AT ME! IT'S SATURDAY AND IT'S CHORE DAY NOW GET YOUR ASSES OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!

Jessica: Fine!

[Kevin and Jessica go outside]

Kevin: We hate our mother. That bitch won't let us have any fun!

Jessica: Me too! Hey, wanna go get tattoos?

Kevin: Hell yeah!

[Kevin and Jessica go to a tattoo store]

Tattoo owner: What would you like?

Kevin: A skull tattoo!

Jessica: A flower tattoo!

Tattoo owner: Okay!

[The tattoo owner gives Kevin and Jessica some tattoos]

[Kevin and Jessica groan in pain]

[Jessica's phone rings as she picks up the phone]

Jessica: Hello?

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: WHERE ARE YOU AT?

Jessica: We are at the tattoo place.

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: On a Saturday? IT'S CHORE DAY!

Jessica: No it's not, it's Tattoo Day.

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: Alright, when you get home, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED AND DO YOUR OWN CHORES!

Jessica: Fine.

[Jessica hangs up]

Later on...

Tattoo owner: Finished.

[Kevin shows off his skull tattoo on his chest]

Kevin: Hell yeah!

[Jessica shows off her flower tattoo on her left arm]

Jessica: Yes! Finally!

Tattoo owner: Did it hurt?

Kevin: We don't mind.

[Kevin and Jessica leave the tattoo place only to find a very disappointed Connor and Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool]

Kevin and Jessica: Uh oh.

Connor: Where have you been?

Kevin: Tattoo place?

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS SKIPPED CHORE DAY AND STOOD AT THE TATTOO PLACE!

Jessica: Um, chore day is for ugly people only. Every Saturday, we get to do anything other than to do our chores!

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: ALRIGHT, GET IN THE CAR!

[Kevin and Jessica get in the car]

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: When we get home, you will still do chores! You are turning into rebellious juvenile deliqunents!

Reflection Room
[Kevin is smoking a blunt while sniffing glue]

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Kevin: Smoking.

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: AND SNIFFING GLUE?

Kevin: Yeah.

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: Come here, I think we have a little talk.

Connor: What do you think you're doing?

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: Teaching that boy a lesson!

[Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool pulls out a belt and whips Kevin]

Connor: Let me go get Usha.

Usha: After my son Kevin got whipped, I have to do something.

Usha: What's wrong?

Connor: It's Kevin.

[Usha goes to Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool and a crying Kevin]

Usha: HOW COULD YOU?!

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: He did drugs, so no he will not smoke nor sniff glue.

Kevin (crying): But mom, I have been a good boy!

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: SHUT YOUR PUNK ASS UP!

Usha: The better solution is to try the Reflection Room.

Phonesarenotallowedinmyschool: I don't give a damn about that "Reflection Room"!