McPumpkin Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny...

[DJ kicks Charlotte]

Charlotte: OW!

Announcer: Jo meets a family with uncontrollable 4 year olds.

DJ: I WANT MY BOTTLE!

Diego: STUPID B****!

[Kyle punches Gloria]

Announcer: Making their parents having a hard time dealing with their actions.

Gloria: Everyday this is a battle with them.

Announcer: Can Jo help the family become back to normal before it's to late?

DJ: Supernanny will fail.

Observation Begins
[Jo knocks on the door]

[Gloria, Robert, and Charlotte answer it]

Jo: Hi you must be Gloria and Robert.

Gloria: Yes we are.

Charlotte: Hi I'm Charlotte.

Jo: Hi Charlotte, where's you siblings?

Charlotte: Lauren is on the couch.

Jo: Hi Lauren, nice to meet you.

Lauren: Over here are Skyla, Marissa, and Julia

Jo: Hi Skyla, Marissa, and Julia how are you?

Skyla: Good.

Marissa: Good.

Julia: Good.

DJ: Hi Jo.

Jo: Hi DJ how are you?

DJ: Good.

Diego and Kyle: Hi.

Jo: Hi how are you two?

Diego: Good.

Kyle: Good.

Jo: And then the fireworks went off.

[DJ hits Charlotte]

Charlotte: OW!

Gloria: DJ you don't hit your sister.

DJ: I don't care you stupid stinky butt.

Gloria: RIGHT! Naughty Cage.

[Gloria sits DJ in the Naughty Cage and confiscates his Super Why doll by putting it in the toy time-out box]

Gloria: Sit here for 4 minutes and in addition your Super Why doll is in toy jail.

DJ: F*** YOU!

4 minutes later...

Gloria: DJ I sat you in the Naughty Cage for hitting Charlotte can you apologize to her.

DJ: Sorry Charlotte.

Gloria: Thank you.

Jo: After DJ apologized, Diego broke all of his sisters Shoppie dolls.

Marissa: No, please don't break my Jessicake doll.

[Diego pops the head off Marissa's Jessicake doll]

Marissa: [cires] Mom Diego killed my Jessicake doll.

Gloria: Oh my.

Julia: He killed my Bubblelisha.

Charlotte: He killed my Popette.

Skyla: He killed my Peppa Mint.

Lauren: And he killed my Rainbow Kate.

Robert: I'll pop their heads back on.

[Robert fixes the girls' dolls while Gloria puts Diego in the Naughty Cage]

Robert: There you go girls your dolls are good as new.

Lauren, Julia, Charlotte, Skyla, and Marissa: Thank you!

[Gloria confiscates Diego's Alpha Pig doll]

Gloria: Sit in the Naughty Cage for 4 minutes and your Alpha Pig is in toy jail.

Diego: I WANT MY ALPHA PIG!

Gloria: NO!

4 minutes later...

Gloria: Diego, you were placed in the Naughty Cage because you broke your sisters' dolls. Can me and your sisters have an apology?

Diego: Sorry Gloria, Lauren, Skyla, Julia, Charlotte, and Marissa.

Gloria: Thank you.

Robert: Lunch time. everyone.

DJ: What are we having for lunch?

Gloria: Meatloaf, peas, and mashed potates.

DJ: I DON'T WANT MEATLOAF, PEAS, AND MASHED POTATOES I WANT MCDONALD'S!

Kyle: I AGREE!

Diego: ME TOO!

Gloria: We are not having Mcdonald's, we are having meatloaf, peas, and mashed potatoes. So eat it!

[The boys throw their plates at Gloria]

Jo: My word.

Gloria: RIGHT! Naughty Cage.

DJ, Kyle, and Diego: [spit at Gloria]

Gloria: [slaps DJ, Diego, and Kyle in the face]

Jo: I can't believe I saw Gloria slap the boys in the face.

Gloria: You boys sit in the Naughty Cage for 4 minutes and your toys will be in toy jail.

[Gloria confiscates DJ's Pooh plush, Diego's Geo plush, and Kyle's Frog plush]

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: [gives Gloria the middle finger]

Gloria: 8 minutes.

DJ, Diego, and Kyle: [escape the Naughty Cage and unravel a roll of toilet paper]

Gloria: Put the toilet paper back and stay in the Naughty Cage for 12 minutes.

12 minutes later...

Gloria: Boys, why I placed you in the Naughty Cage is you threw your plates at me, gave me the middle finger, and unravel a roll of toilet paper. Can I have an apology?

Kyle: Sorry.

DJ: Sorry.

Diego: Sorry.

Gloria: Thank you.

Mall Trip Turns into a Disaster
Robert: In the car everybody.

Jo: When we arrived at the mall the boys were going wild.

Gloria: DJ, this way.

[Diego runs down the road but Gloria stops him]

Gloria: Diego! Did you see that car?

When they went inside...

[DJ presses the entrance door button]

Gloria: DJ, leave the entrance button alone.

[Diego and Kyle run all over the place]

Gloria: BOYS! Stop it!

[DJ, Kyle, and Diego run to a bakery]

Gloria: Boys! Seriously!

[The boys run off again]

Gloria: Boys come here!

Robert: Do not run! Do not run!

Jo: Then, Gloria had to leave the girls to get the boys out of toy shop.

Gloria: Stay here girls.

[Diego, Kyle, and DJ are taken out of the toy shop]

Gloria: Look what's about to happen I had to leave the girls.

When they got home...

Gloria: You are going to the Naughty Cage for 4 minutes.

DJ: NO!

Diego: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Kyle: I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!

[Gloria confiscates DJ's Caillou plush, Diego's Pablo plush, and Kyle's Justin Bieber doll by putting them in the toy time-out box.]

Gloria: Stay in here for 4 minutes and your Caillou, Pablo, and Justin Bieber are all in toy jail.

[DJ escapes and fishes out his Caillou plush]

Gloria: Put Caillou back in the toy time-out box.

[Gloria puts DJ back in the Naughty Cage and deposits the Caillou plush back in the toy time-out box]

4 minutes later...

Gloria: Boys, I'm ashamed of your behavior at the mall. May I have an apology?

All boys: Sorry.

The Girls' Sleepover becomes a Nightmare
Jo: The girls decided to invite their friends over for a sleepover and Gloria said that they could.

[The girls' friends Jenna, Lizzie, Wendy, Orla, and Rosie knock on the door]

[Marissa, Skyla, Julia, Charlotte, and Lauren answer the door]

The girls' friends: Hi!!

Marissa: Hi Jenna!

Skyla: Hi Lizzie!

Julia: Hi Wendy!

Charlotte: Hi Orla!

Lauren: Hi Rosie!  Jo: As the sleepover begun the boys tried to ruin it.

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle pushes the girls and their friends]

Gloria: Boys, Naughty Cage Right now!

[Gloria drags the boys to the Naughty Cage and pushes them in]

Gloria: Stay in here for 4 minutes, and in addition your Tigger, Cookie Monster, and Po are all in toy jail.

[Gloria confiscates DJ's Tigger plush, Diego's Cookie Monster plush, and Kyle's Po plush and deposits them in the toy time-out box]

In Marissa's Room...

Jenna: Your room is pretty big, Marissa

The other girls: Yes, it's pretty huge.

Marissa: Thank you girls. Anyway, what should we do first?

Skyla: Oh, I know we can play with our Monster High Dolls.

Julia: Great idea!

[All the girls play with their Monster High dolls]

[DJ, Diego, and Kyle run outside and invites their friends Alan, Paul, and Troy over to their house]

[The boys run back to Dj, Diego, and Kyle's house]

Gloria: OMG! boys!

[The boys run to Marissa's room where the girls were]

Julia: What are you boys doing here?

DJ: Were going to crash your sleepover.

[Diego pushes Marissa's Draculaura doll to the garbage]

Diego: Leave her alone she's garbage!

[Kyle pushes the other girls Monster High dolls to the garbage]

Kyle: Leave them alone they're garbage!

[Gloria finds out that the girls dolls in the trashcan]

Gloria: BOYS!

[Jo discards the dolls out of the trashcan and brings them to the girls]

DJ: Yes?

Diego: What do you want?

Kyle: Leave us alone!

Gloria: Why did you invite your friends over? Go back to the Naughty Cage for 8 minutes!

Robert: I also called your friends' parents to pick them up.

[Alan's parents, Paul's parents, and Troy's parents pickup the boys' friends]

Sandy (Alan's mom): You are not allowed to see DJ ever again!

George (Alan's dad): Your mother's right!

[Alan kicks Sandy's leg and George's stomach]

Wanda (Paul's mom): You are not allowed to see Diego until he is behaved!

Antonio (Paul's dad): Your mother's right!

[Paul gives his parents the middle finger]

Jo: I can't believe Paul gave his parents the middle finger, it's disgusting!

Anna (Troy's mom): You are not allowed to see Kyle until he is behaved!

Don (Troy's dad): I agree with your mother!

[Troy slaps his parents in the face]

Gloria: As for you boys, you are going to bed at 7pm which is one hour earlier than your normal bedtime.

Kyle: No were not B****!

Gloria: Yes you are.

Diego: You need to grow up!

Gloria: What? I am fully grown!

DJ: You need to stop back talking to me.

Gloria: Shut up, boys!

TBC