78-Hour Tantrum/Transcript

The Birthday is Decided
Ryo Chaiko: "Our birthday is a Pokemon-themed birthday party, my fellow counterparts!"

Reicheru: "YATTA!"

[Reicheru high-fives her counterparts]

Another Nicole: "But, BUT THAT'S NOT CUTE! I WANT A MY LITTLE PONY BIRTHDAY PARTY! POKEMON IS FOR BOYS AND IT'S NOT CUTE!" (Begins throwing herself on the floor and starts screaming, bawling, and pounding her fists like a 2-year-old) "WAAAAAAAAH! I HATE POKEMON!"

Another Reicheru: "性交もう一つのニコール終了！私たちは、ポケモンをテーマにしたパーティーを決定しました！" (Translation: "Shut the f*** up, Another Nicole! We have decided a Pokémon-themed party!")

Toshio: "私のような彼女は本当に20代と言ったら、夫婦と似たような6歳の美人コンテストのように動作し、あなたの誕生日が開始され、私は意味するとき、これはずっとしていたいたいですか？マリールーは、その女性が間違っですか？" (Translation: I hope this doesn't continue when your birthday starts, I mean, like, she's in her twenties and acts like a six-year old beauty pageant similar to Honey Boo-Boo, really? Marilou, what's wrong with that woman?)

Marilou: "I guess she's way too girlish. I like My Little Pony too, but not everything can be the way she wants it. If she keeps acting like this, We'll donate her Care Bears, Hello Kitty, My Little Pony, Barbie, Littlest Pet Shop, Zhu Zhu Pets, Bratz, Disney Princess, Polly Pocket, and Monster High things to a local Goodwill and replace them with boys stuff like Transformers, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Digimon, Pokémon, Wreck-It Ralph, Adventure Time, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Beyblade, Power Rangers, NERF, and so on."

Nicole: "I also booked Malek the Magician. He will perform a magic show."

Reicheru: "Oh goody!"

Sophie: "And Cheryllover the Chef will provide the refreshments."

Reicheru: ""

Catherine the Spellcaster: "And the games we'll organize are Guess That Pokémon, Pokéball Shuffle, Pokémon Card Game Tournament, Poffin Making, Pikachu's Lightning Dash, Delphox's Pass the Stick, Wobbuffet Pop, "

Reicheru: "Awesome!"

Nicole: "Now, who will run the face painting stall?"

[We briefly cut to Supernanny Girl]

Supernanny Girl: "Don't mind if I do, Nicole. I can be very careful."

Nicole: "Now we need another face painter, which makes it two face painters. Who will it be?"

[ raises ]

Another Nicole: "I WANT MY LITTLE PONY! POKÉMON IS NOT CUTE AND IT'S FOR BOY LOSERS!"

Another Marie: "암컷을 삭제할 수 김의 초상화를 닥쳐!" (Translation: Shut up you Kim portrait removing b****!)

[Another Marie goes up to the tantruming Another Nicole and kicks her in the face]

Another Nicole: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU BIG MEANIE! MARIE! I HATE YOU!"

Marie: "Oh dear, here we go again with Ri Min-Li deciding to beat the s*** out of and torment someone like a demented pigeon with a shotgun."

[Another Marie gets a bat and hits her with it]

Another Marie: "RI 분 -LI! 그것을 말한다! 당신은 김정일의 초상화 훔쳐 방 암컷 덤비는!" (Translated: RI MIN-LI! SAY IT! YOU KIM JONG-IL PORTRAIT STEALING AND ROOM MESSING B****!)

Another Andrew: "그녀는 김정일을 위해 그녀를 용서하지 않을 것이고, 그녀는 그녀의 방을 가리 -girled시 김 사건의 제거 초상화를 서기는 노래" (Translation: She's never forgave her for the Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung portrait removing incident when she girly-girled her room)

[Another Nicole tries to get away, but Another Marie stops her and takes off her bow]

Another Nicole: "HEY! THAT'S MY BOW!"

Reicheru: "Remember when Another Nicole almost destroyed Marie's lapel pins and Law plush, the one that Andrew got her, she got multiple requests from conventions because the character Trafalgar Law from One Piece is such a popular character, my Sebastian doll which I REFUSED TO LET HER TOUCH SINCE THAT INCIDENT! Satoko's Japan plushie, I mean it, she's protective of that plush, she almost killed Another Nicole for that, and Park Su-Hyun's Kimjongilia flower hairclip, it looks nice on her, yes, yes, she's from the South, but her boyfriend made it and he's from North Korea."

Another Marie: "죄송합니다, 나쁜,하지만 당신은 그것을 다시 얻을 수는 없을 겁니다. 어서 우리를 내버려하고, 말괄량이 수!" (Translation: "Sorry, b****, but you're not getting it back. Go on, leave us alone, and be a tomboy!")

Another Nicole: (sobbing) "I WANT MY BOW BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

[Reicheru picks her Sebastian plush up and hugs it]

Reicheru: "This onna is getting on my nerves!"

Another Marie: "" (Translation: "Too bad! That's what you get for trying to get away! And take take down my Dear Leader portraits!")

Another Marie: "" (Translation: Hey, Ji-Min, are you holding the camera? This is going to go on our DPRK Team Terrific 10 site!)

[Ji-Min and Jong-Chul Cap are seen with a camera]

Ji-Min: "Yeah, Ri Min-Li, I have the camera, it will teach her not to touch the Kim portraits and sneak into the North Korea dorms while me and the others a patrolling the Militarized Border!"

Another Nicole: "NO! I WANT EVERYTHING MY WAY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (Screams)

Another Marie: "" (Translation: "Normal Nicole, please stop your another counterpart!")

[Another Marie covers her ears in annoyance]

Nicole: "OK, Ri Min-Li!"

[Nicole looks at her Another counterpart]

Nicole: "My Another counterpart, you need to stop this fit. If you keep acting this way, you may find yourself facing consequences. Is that clear?"

Another Nicole: "IT'S NOT CLEAR! IT'S MURKY! I WANT REICHERU TO DRESS LIKE PINKIE PIE!"

Reicheru: "Another Nicole, there's no way I'm dressing up as Pinkie Pie! Just shut the f*** up and stop it!"

Jong-un: "Do.....do you hate Pinkie.....Pie?"

Reicheru: "Yes, Yu-kun, I do hate Pinkie Pie."

Jong-un: "Okay, I don't like MLP either...."

Nicole: "Now you're annoying Reicheru!"

Another Marie: "" (Translation: "Yeah! Don't forget me! Guess what?! I'm gonna punch you Another Nicole!")

Another Nicole: "Don't do it, Marie!"

Another Marie: "" (Translation: "For calling me Marie, it's upgraded to a beating of your life!")

[Another Marie violently punches and kicks Another Nicole, causing her to cry in severe pain]

[The Japanese Cap vigintuplets go to their North Korean siblings and watch Another Marie beat up Another Nicole]

Toshio Cap: "A North Korean 11-year old beating up a 20-something Croatian-American woman, I can't take my eyes off it."

[Another Marie knocks Another Nicole out cold and skeleton birds circle Another Nicole's head as blood is all over her dress and face]

Another Marie: "" (Translation: Your dress and ugly face are now red like a beautiful Kimjongilia!)

[Another Marie holds up a flower pot with a Kimjongilia flower and gives it to her Normal Counterpart]

Another Andrew (to Sophie) "" (Translation: You gotta love her, she's 11 and she has the nerve to beat up an adult girly-girl!)

Reicheru: "Oh, Park Young-Soo and Andrew, happy birthday to you both, tomorrow, we will celebrate yours, okay?"

Andrew: "Sure, and plus, Everyone except Another Nicole is invited!"

Invitations
[The team is in the base's office, writing down invitation cards]

[The invitations say: " " The permission slips say: "If you're bringing : 'I will bring ___ children to .' or if you're going as a whole family: 'We will all .' or if you can't come: ' .' Signed: _____________ (Parent of)"]

Catherine the Spellcaster: "Which families shall we invite?"

Toshio Samo: "" (Translation: "Catherine-san, I am already invited by default. I can be one of the guests at the party, because who doesn't like Pokémon, anyway?")

Sophie: "Well, Catherine. Since Toshio volunteered to be one of the guests, we should invite families with Asian children, like the Chong Family or perhaps the Hattons Family."

Nicole: "Nice idea, Sophie."

The Preparations Begin
[ is setting up chairs for the magic show]

Party Palooza
[The Pokémon theme song plays in the background]

[There are lots of food on the buffet table]

[There are also games set up in the party]

Sophie: "Nicole, it's time for the first game."

Nicole: "Okay everybody, it's time to play a game called Guess that Pokemon!"

[The guests cheer]

Nicole: "Everybody sit in front of the big screen "

Sophie: "Now, the aim of the game is that there will be a silhouette of a Pokémon. You have to guess which Pokemon is it."

[There are lots of prizes on the prize table]

Nicole: "You are going to get a prize, which is, if you get all of the answers right."

Sophie: "Okay, here comes the first Pokémon!"

[The silhouette of Delphox appears]

Sophie: "Who's that Pokémon? Here's a hint. It's one of Reich's favorites!"

[The Ash Ketchum and Pikachu characters arrive at ]

Nicole: "Reich, Ash and Pikachu are here! Look!"

[All the guests cheer and run towards the Ash and Pikachu characters]

Ash: " "

Everyone: "Yes!"

Ash: " "

Reicheru: "Here I am!"

Sophie: "Nicole, I think it's time to sing Happy Birthday to Reicheru."

Nicole: "We have a musical surprise for you! Listen to Ash, everybody!"

Ash: "Attention Pokémon trainers, it's time to join me and my buddy Pikachu as we spread best wishes to Reicheru and wish her a very Happy Birthday! Let's sing the birthday song all together now!"

[We see the Terrific 10 team gathered around Reicheru near a birthday cake with the number 15 as candles]

Everyone: (singing) "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Reicheru! Happy birthday to you!"

[They all applause]

Sophie: "Make a wish, Reicheru!"

Reicheru: "Hai, Sophie-san!" (Blows out the candles)

Party Pooper Alert!
[Sophie spots Another Nicole]

Marie: "Uh oh. Another Nicole's returning! Let's stop her from ruining the fun!"

[Another Nicole runs to the party and changes the Pokémon music to the MLP: FiM theme song]

Reicheru: "God f*** no! I don't want My Little Pony music here!"

[Sophie changes the music back to normal]

[Another Nicole spreads flower and heart decorations all over the walls]

Ryo Chaiko: "D***it!" (Burns each decoration one by one)

[Another Nicole tries to take away the presents in exchange for girly ones, but fails because Another Marie tugs on her dress]

Another Nicole: (sobbing) "NOOOO!"