Satoko Samo/Headcanons

Headcanons

 * 1) Her ample bosom doesn't cause too much problems, as side from being unable to run
 * 2) Easily recongizes fake Game Boy Advance games from a blink in the eye
 * 3) Male!Satoko hates people touching or fondling with his female counterpart's breasts
 * 4) Dresses up as Sachiko Shinozaki from Corpse Party and scares people
 * 5) Hangs out in graveyards
 * 6) Hates Sony fanboys
 * 7) Her favorite Team Fortress 2 Class is the Sniper
 * 8) Thinks Young Link from Legend of Zelda is hot
 * 9) Hates American WWII propoganda cartoon shorts
 * 10) Gets provoided with ill-fitting clothes
 * 11) Satoko's ringtone is a TF2 Sniper quote, which is "Here's a touchin' story, once upon a time, you died, and I lived happily ever after, the end", which went off during a Terrfic 10-Ally meeting, causing anger, high-fives and snickers
 * 12) Is easily provoked by weeaboos
 * 13) She suffers from mental health problems as a result of her abusive relationships and her father's death in 2011.