Bones Family Holiday Season 2030

December 1: Buttercup the Elf on the Shelf
Dao: (translation: We don't have Christmas in China and we don't celebrate it either)

Joanne: Who else does not celebrate Christmas? Raise their hands!

(the kids from North Korea, Russia, Vietnam and Turkey raise their hands)

Louis: Kids, meet Buttercup the Elf! She came from the North Pole as Santa's very special assistant.

At Grandma Esther and Grandpa Kenneth's House
Grandma Esther: "Hello, my dears!"

Reading Christmas Books
(On the bookshelf, we see Rotten Ralph's Rotten Christmas, Mickey's Christmas Carol, how the grinch stole Christmas!, the little fir tree, the snowy day, the gift of the magi, snowmen at night, the gingerbread pirates, too many tamales, the sparkle box, The Nutcracker on Harlem, Little Blue Truck's Christmas, N is for Navidad, The Legend of St. Nicholas, The Berenstain Bears' Night Before Christmas, a Christmas Carol, the jolly postman, La Noche Buena: a Christmas Story, Olivia helps with Christmas, letters from Father Christmas, the story of holly and Ivy, the little match girl, the polar express, the night before Christmas, dream snow, it's Christmas David!, Merry Christmas Mom and Dad, Elf on the Shelf, and Merry Christmas Daniel Tiger!)

Christmas Baking
Joanne: "Time to decorate Christmas cookies!"

Decorating the Christmas Tree

Louis: "Don't be like that, kids!"

Baking Gingerbread Men

Christmas Eve Dinner
(The Japanese vigintuplets are having KFC fried chicken)

Christmas Eve Night
Cassidy: "I can't wait for Santa Claus to come!"

(Cassidy holds out a dish of Christmas pudding made with Guinness whiskey and sets it out for Santa Claus)

Christmas Day
Nicole: " "

Time for the Vigintuplets from Japan to Open Presents
Daito: "私はより多くのポケモンのぬいぐるみを得ることを望みます. " (Translated to: "I hope to get more Pokémon plushes.")

[Daito finds coal plus a note that says in Japanese "Daito, Buttercup the Elf told me that you were a very naughty boy this Christmas. You got kicked out of 18 preschools, refused to clean your room, said bad words, tortured your mommy, hurt your brothers and sisters and bullied other children at a local park playground. Signed by Santa-San." in cursive]

Daito: " " (Translated to: "What? No!")

[Daito reaches into his stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Daito: "それは公平ではないね..." (Translated to: "It's not fair...")

[Sakura finds a small red envelope containing money]

Daito: "私は私の兄弟プレゼンツが欲しい！" (Translation I WANT MY SIBLINGS PRESENTS!)

[Yoshi opens his presents]

Yoshi: " ママを見て！、私はお金を内側に赤い封筒、マリオぬいぐるみ、シャドーぬいぐるみ、ソニックロストワールド、ピカチュウぬいぐるみ、お菓子、そしてソニックのぬいぐるみを持って！" (Translation: Look Mommy!, I got a red envelope with money inside, a Mario plush, a Shadow plush, Sonic Lost World, a Pikachu plush, some candy, and a Sonic plush!)

Daito: " ヨッシーダイ！" (Translation: DIE YOSHI!)

Yoshi: " ママ！" (Translation: Mommy!)

[Daito chases Yoshi]

Daito: "私にあなたのプレゼントを与える！" (Translation: Give me your presents!)

Joanne: "Daito! no!"

[Joanne stops Daito]

Joanne: "You are not attacking your siblings because you got coal."

Takumi: "私にあなたのプレゼントを与える！" (Translation: "Sweet! I got money, a Hot Wheels car, Popplio plush, a new Yukata for summer and a Mudkip plush!")

Kenji: "私にあなたのプレゼントを与える！" (Translation: "CHARMANDER!!!!")

Time for the Vigintuplets from Poland to Open Presents
[The rest of the Polish vigintuplets find coal plus a note that says in Polish "Bendek, Bazyil, Filipina, Lolek, Truda, Aniela, Lilka, Jedrek, Stanislaw, Dobry, Agata, Otylia, Jedrzej, Jagienka and Zbigniew, Buttercup the Elf told me how naughty you all were this year. You fought at school, slacked on your chores, pinched other kids, planted stink-bombs in the teachers' lounge and principal's office and you also hurt your mother. Signed by Święty Mikołaj." in cursive]

[The rest of the Polish vigintuplets reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Lolek: "Węgiel? On żartuje, prawda?" (Translated to: "Coal? He's joking, right?")

Time for the Vigintuplets from Australia to Open Presents
[Bindi opens her present to find a cute koala plush toy]

[Hayley opens her present to find a kangaroo plush toy]

[Abbey opens her present to find a Rattlesnake plush toy]

[The rest of the Australian vigintuplets find coal plus a note that says "Bruno, Lawson, Gavin, Darniel, Lachlan, Kaelen, Kiel, Jaylen, Elias, Adnoartina, Coleen, Honour, Adaline and Audrianna, Buttercup the Elf told me how very bad you all have been this year. You talked back to your parents, showed disrespect for the house, spat in your mother's face, tortured your sister Bindi and refused to do as you were told. Signed by Santa." in cursive]

Audrianna: "I WANT HAYLEY'S PRESENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTS!!!!!!!!!!"

[The rest of the Australian vigintuplets reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Bruno: "I got coal..."

Lawson: "Me too..."

Coleen: "I WANT BINDI'S PRESENNNNNNNNTS!!!!!!!"

Time for the Vigintuplets from South Korea to Open Presents
[The rest of the South Korean vigintuplets find a note that says in Korean "Joosuh, Shin, Joonsuh, Sang-Ook, Hyeonwoo, Kyung, Jin-Kyong, In-Su, Kwang-sun, Ye-jun, Hyo, Hae-Won and Eun-Kyung, Buttercup the Elf came to the North Pole to tell me what very naughty children you all have been this year. She also told me that you planted stink bombs in the school cafeteria, hurt your mommy, refused to do as you were told, tortured other family members, beat up a physically handicapped little boy, used bad words, talked back to mommy and daddy, tried to choke each other and started fights with other children. Signed by Santa." in cursive]

[The rest of the South Korean vigintuplets look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Hyeonwoo: " " (Translated to: " ")

In-Su: " " (Translated to: " ")

Time for the Vigintuplets from France to Open Presents
The rest of the French vigintuplets find a note that says in French "Axel, Hugo, Vincent, Pierre, Yanis, Gabriel, Thibaut, Louise, Margot, Flavie, Maëlys, Ambre and Coline, I heard from Buttercup the Elf that you were all were very bad this year. She told me that you swore, spat in your mommy's face, hit Eclair, punched, kicked, pinched and face and body-slammed each other. Therefore, you will each receive a spanking from Le Père Fouettard. Signed by Père Nöel." in cursive]

[The rest of the French vigintuplets look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Axel: " " (Translated to: "What, a lump of coal?!")

Vincent: " " (Translated to: "Aw, man. I got coal.")

Hugo: " " (Translated to: "Oh, no...I got coal.")

[Eclair finds a Disney's Babies Marie plush doll with personalized blanket]

Time for the Vigintuplets from Germany to Open Presents
[Lotte finds a note that says in German "Lotte, a certain little elf on the shelf named Buttercup told me that you have been a very naughty girl this Christmas. She also said that you hurt your mommy, tortured your other siblings, threw things, said bad words, snatched toys from your siblings, talked back to mommy and daddy and even bullied other children at school. You shall be punished by the Knecht Ruprecht. Signed by Weihnactsmann." in cursive]

[Lotte finds a golden birch in her shoe]

Time for the Vigintuplets from China to Open Presents
[Miao, Mulan, Fang, Chien Po, Hai, Mei-Lin, Ping, Zhou, Bao-Zhi, Chang, Lang-Hao, Ushi, Xiang, Wing, Xiu Mei, Zhen, Yang, Dao, Deshi and Fu-han hurry over to the tree]

Mei-Lin: "A Disney's Mulan DVD!"

Mulan: "A Mushu plush toy!"

Miao: "Kung Fu Panda!"

Fang: "Yay! Kung Fu Panda 2!"

[Dao looks inside his stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Dao: " "

Chien Po: " "

Deshi: "Kung Fu Panda 3!"

[Dao finds a note that says in Chinese, "Dao, your behavior this year was unacceptable according to Buttercup the Elf. She says that you said bad words, rebelled against your adoptive parents, fought at school, and even more. I understand that your country does not celebrate Christmas. Signed by Santa." in cursive]

Time for the Vigintuplets from Spain to Open Presents
(Manuel, Sergios and the other kids gather around the Caga Tio, the pooping log to sing, hoping it will help it defecate presents)

Manuel: (translation: Come on, Caga Tio, poop out something good)

[Manuel and Sergios find that the Caga Tio has pooped a note that says in Spanish "Manuel and Sergios, a certain little elf told me you boys were anything but good. You slammed the doors, swore at your mother and even started fights at school. Signed by Papá Noel" in cursive]

Manuel: " "

Sergios: " "

[Manuel and Sergios see that the Pooping Log has pooped out nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Sergios: " "

Manuel: "Why, Caga Tio? Why? We fed you everyday so that you got bigger, and this is how you thanked us? You ungrateful log!!!"

Time for the Vigintuplets from North Korea to Open Presents
[The North Korean vigintuplets except So-Young and Sun find coal plus a note that says in Korean "Duck-Hwan, Hyun-Su, Kang-Dae, Sang-Kyu, Yun, Mee-Yon, Bong-chol, Young Mi, Chin-Ho, Jin-sang, Ae-Cha, Nam-Kyu, Ho-Sook, Bae, Weon-kee, Min-Hee, Hye-Su and Mi-Young, you all were very naughty children this Christmas. Buttercup the Elf reports that You attacked each other, choked each other, engaged in fights, shouted bad words and ruined the Christmas play. Just because your country does not celebrate Christmas doesn't mean you can misbehave. Signed by Santa." in cursive]

So-Yung

Sun

Time for the Vigintuplets from Mexico to Open Presents
[Sofia finds coal in her shoe]

Sofia: "Oh, (bleep)! ¿Por qué aparece el carbón este año?" (Translated to: "Oh, Crap! Why do I get coal this year?")

[Diego looks into his shoe and finds coal]

Diego: "¿Qué? Oh no. Carbón." (Translated to: "What? Oh no. Coal.")

Time for the Vigintuplets from Scotland to Open Presents
Fiona: "Yay! Princess Merida!"

Tara: "Wow! Brave Blu-ray movie!"

[Jock, Rob Roy and Montgomery find a sack full of coal plus a note that says "Jock, Rob Roy and Montgomery, Buttercup the Elf informed me that you boys have all been extremely naughty boys this Christmas. You terrorized your sisters, got into fights at school Signed by Santa" in cursive]

Jock: " "

Rob Roy: " "

Montgomery: " "

[Jock, Rob Roy and Montgomery look into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Jock: " "

Rob Roy: " "

Montgomery: " "

Time for the Vigintuplets from Italy to Open Presents
[Elena opens her present to reveal a Disney's Pinocchio DVD]

Elena: " "

[Rita opens her present to reveal a Children in Need Pudsey bear]

Rita: " "

[Carla opens her present to reveal a Disney's Babies Minnie Mouse plush doll with personalized blanket]

Carla: " "

[Francesca opens her present to reveal a Disney's Babies Lady plush doll with personalized blanket]

Francesca: " "

[Bella opens her present to reveal a Disney's Babies Dumbo plush doll with personalized blanket]

Bella: " "

[Concetta opens her present to reveal a Disney's Babies Simba plush doll with personalized blanket]

Concetta: " "

Time for the Vigintuplets from Ireland to Open Presents
Cassidy: "Awesome! An Irish flag! A Vanellope Von Schweetz plush doll!"

[The Irish vigintuplets except Cassidy find a note that says "Sam, Sinead, Dylan, Keeva, Darragh, Nuala, Fergus, Ciara, Alroy, Brianna, Hugh, Colleen, Gearoid, Gael, Clooney, Rionach, Emmet, Bartley and Enda, Buttercup the Elf told me you were all anything but good forever this year. You tortured your siblings, used bad language, menaced Cassidy and hurt your mommy. Signed by Santa." in cursive]

Sam: " "

Hugh: "We should all get revenge on Cassidy because she's the only one who's a goody-goody!"

[Cassidy looks inside her stocking]

Cassidy: "A Pudsey bear, candy canes, Hershey's chocolate kisses..."

[The Irish vigintuplets except Cassidy look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Gearoid: " "

Sam: "Not coal!"

Emmet: "Oh, no!"

Dylan: "Let's all attack and kill Cassidy for being the only one who got presents!"

Cassidy: "Oh, no."

[Cassidy scoops up her Vanellope Von Schweetz plush doll and runs upstairs to her bedroom and hides under the bed]

Emmet: "Where is she?"

Time for the Vigintuplets from Vietnam to Open Presents
[Emily-Michelle descends into the parlor, to find her Christmas presents]

[Emily-Michelle opens her gifts to find Anna and Elsa plush dolls]

Time for the Vigintuplets from Ghana to Open Presents
[Eddy, Donkor, Kim, Abrewa, Garret, Lydia, Julie, Mark, Enoch, Joel, Ramat, Kwame, Miriam, Awusone, Kwaku, Ejo, Osei, Coffie, Serwaa and Perpetual hurry over to the tree]

Time for the Vigintuplets from Tanzania to Open Presents
[Michael, Kurt, John, Mustafa, Bessie, James, Samira, Janeth, Duni, Phillip, Jackie, Sheila, Zaramo, Khalid, Hwinga, Richard, Doto, Lisa, Gregory and Neybeth rush over to the tree]

Kurt: "I can't wait to see what Santa brought us!"

Lisa: "I am so excited!"

Michael: "Me too!"