Milnes Family/Transcript

Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer:Tonight One of the Most Tear Eyed Episodes with Dad is about to head to war

Submisson Reel
Jullie:Hi We are Milnes Family,Im Jullie

Dale:And I'm Dale and we have 7 Kids Adrianna is 8

Jullie:Eve is 7

Dale:Violet and Jodie are 5

Julie:Alex and Jordan whos 3

Observation Begins
[Alex and Jordon are watching Paw Patrol on TV]

Julie:Choose a different activity please

Alex:NO WE WANT TO WATCH PAW PATROL

Julie:I'm sorry it's time

Jordon:We will pee in our pants

Julie:No Oh My God,Thats not Appreciable

Stella:The First thing I'll see is the boys wanted to watch Top Wing but Julie said "No More Paw Patrol" so the boys are playing a little game

Julie:YOU DO NOT KICK ME IN PRIVATE AREAS YOUNG MAN YOUR SPEEDY PLUSH IS GONE Jordan

Jordon:Sorry

Julie:ITS TOO LATE NOW

[Julie Puts Jordan's Speedy Plush in Toy Time Out Box]

Julie:Boys You are not going to behave this way

Stella:Mum gives up but for the boys its a Victory

[Alex Puts Charlie and the Chocolate Factory DVD in]

Dale:NO, Turn THE TV OFF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING A MOVIE,YOU Should LISTEN TO YOUR Mommy FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU SHALL GIVE US RESPECT

LunchTime
Stella:Lunchtime is always a nightmare

Julie:You need to eat 2 Carrort Sticks

Alex:It's yucky

Dale:Do you want to get sick again?

Alex:No

Dale:THATS IT! I'll TAKE YOUR ROD FIGURE TOY AWAY

[Dale Puts Alex's Cadet Rod Toy in Toy Time Out Box]

Alex: What a Horrible person

Observation Continues
Stella:Mum is trying to put the boys down for a Nap but the boys is giving them disrespect

Julie:I'm not gonna play games with you,Boys you need to take a nap

Jordon:WE WANT TO WATCH PAW PATROL AND MICKEY AND THE ROADSTER RACERS

Julie:No You are not

Alex:No! Not unless you agree to my demands

Dale:LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER

Alex:Yes

Dale:SAY IT AGAIN

Alex:Yes Sir

Stella:Why do you ask them to say like Yes Sir or No Sir?

Alex:In the Army we have to say those things

The Other Kids came Home
[The Boys Coloring Their Mickey Mouse Colouring Book]

Stella: Err What's your Name

Eve: I'm Eve

Stella: Hi Eve Nice to Meet you And we have Adrianna

Adrianna: Yes

Stella: Hi

Violet: Hi What's your name

Stella: I'm Stella you must be Violet

Violet: And this my sister Jodie

Stella: Hi Jodie

[They Put their Disney Backpacks on the Floor and take their shoes off]

Talk with The Girls
[Adrianna is Holding Her Skye Plush]

Stella:How do you feel about Daddy Going

Adrianna:Sad

Dinnertime
Stella: Dinner time is a nightmare

Alex: I'M NOT EATING THAT PASTA

Julie: You got to

Violet: Done

Julie: Ok

[Julie gives the boys their Sippy cups]

Dale: You Need to eat or else you will lose your Mickey Mouse imagine Ink,Do you Understand? SHUT YOUR damn MOUTH AND EAT it or I'll smack you in the jaw

Stella: It's Scary to see Dad Yelling at his own sons

Bedtime
[Jodie is wearing Her My Little Pony PJs,Holding Small Minnie Mouse plush in one hand and brushes her Teeth]

Jordon: WE WANT TO WATCH PAW PATROL YOU (Bleep)

Julie: NO YOU BOTH ARE NOT WATCHING PAW PATROL IT'S BEDTIME SO YOU NEED TO LAY DOWN AND I don't LIKE THAT TALK YOUNG MAN

Alex: NO!

Jordon: Adrianna Can you let us Use your TV To Watch Paw Patrol?

Adrianna: No, It's Bedtime

Julie: Don't ask your Sister to watch Top Wing,Do That again or you will lose Your Cars Jigsaw puzzle

Jordan:I DON'T CARE, you b****

[6 Minutes Later]

[Alex and Jordon watch Paw Patrol on Alexs IPad]

Julie: No Boys I told you not to watch Paw Patrol during Bedtime

Alex: HANDS OFF, b****

Julie: HEY DONT YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT YOUNG MAN SO SHUT YOUR EYES AND SLEEP

Jordan: I DON'T CARE IT's YOUR PROBLEM

Julie: I Care Boys you still not watching Paw Patrol

Eve: It's been 20 Minutes

Julie: Boys you need to go to sleep or else I'm taking your BaddyMcbat Plush and you Alex Your Paw Patrol Colour Wonder too

Stella: I've seen it I need to have a talk with Mum and Dad about the problems need to be addressed

Household Rules
Stella: Here are the Rules,You need to listen very Carefully, 1 is Treat your Mummy and Daddy with Respect, 2 Talk Kindly Talking Unkindly means

Alex: Swearing

Stella: Ok Swearing Means Saying No No Words,3 Means No More Bottles and Pacifiers,Ok

Stella: The Next Thing This for You Adrianna I got you a Frozen Reward Chart and For Eve I got you a Belle One

Eve: Princess Belle

Stella: That's Right,This is for you

[Stella Gives Eve Princess Belle Reward Chart]

Eve: Wow she looks beautiful

Stella: For Violet I got you a Minnie Mouse Reward Chart and this is for you Jodie is a Rapunzel Reward Chart and for Alex I got you Mickey Mouse Reward Chart and Finally for Jordan I got you Cars Reward Chart

Julie: The Kids love their Reward Chart

Naughty Bench
Stella:Few Minutes Later Mum is trying to tell Alex to turn of the Computer to take a nap

[Alex is watching The Beat Bugs on Netflix]

Julie:Alex its time to Turn off the Computer

Alex:NO, go to hell you belladonna!

Julie:Yes its Naptime

Alex:(Bleep) No

Julie: Don't YOU DARE SAY THAT WORD AND NOW YOU WILL SIT ON THE NAUGHTY BENCH NOW YOUR CARS COLOR WONDER IS TAKEN AWAY

[Julie Puts Alex on the Naughty Bench and Put his Cars Colour Wonder in Toy Time out Box,Alex Escapes the Naughty Bench and goes upstairs and watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on TV in his Room]

Julie:Turn off Mickey Mouse Clubhouse,You're not allowed to watch that while you have to stay in timeout

[Julie Drags Alex back Downstairs and she Puts Alexs Mickey Mouse Clubhouse DVD in Toy time out Box]

Alex:I (Bleep) Hate You

[Julie Puts Alex's Iron Man Action Figure in Toy time out Box]

[20 Minute Later]

Julie:You Been Placed here because you didn't listen to me,What you need to say?

Alex:Sorry

Julie:Thank You

Bye Bye Sippy Cups
Stella:So what are we going to do is gonna get rid of the sippy cups because they don't need it anymore

Julie:Ok Boys we gonna say Goodbye to the Sippy Cup

Alex:NO WE DONT WANT TO

Jordan:WE WANT TO KEEP IT

Dale:Sorry we are getting rid of it

Julie:Look at your New Cups Its Paw Patrol,I Knew you Like Top Wing,Do You?

Jordan:WE WANT TO KEEP OUR SIPPY cups!

Dale:Sorry we are take it away because you DONT Need Them anymore

Alex:WE Want to (Cries) Keep our Sippy Cups

Stella:Ok Mum Don't Give in

Julie:Boys you are not having your Sippy Cups Back,Carry on Complaining you boys you Boys will go on the Naughty Bench

Alex:NO

Julie:Thats it Naughty Bench and you aswell I'm taking your Toy Story Coloring Book Away

[Julie Put the Boys Toy Story Coloring Book into Toy Time Out Box]

Stella:Good Work Mum

[10 Minutes Later]

Julie:You been placed here for not listening to me and hand me your Sippy Cup,What you need to say

Alex:Sorry

Julie:Thank You I'm giving your new bottle,How look nice it is,Are you ready

Alex:Yes

Julie:Thats I like you to see Drinking out of your Big Boy Cup Its Only got Marshall, Chase and Rubble

Julie:What you need to say

Jordan:Sorry

Julie:Thank You

Goodbye Pacifiers
Stella:With the Sippy Cups are gone the next thing is to ditch out of the Pacifiers,These Boys are 3 Years old and they don't need their Pacifiers anymore

[Stella is Holding Purple and Blue Polka Dot Shopper Bag]

Stella:Tonight you going to tell them they will be sleeping without their Pacifiers

Dale:When Stella is holding the Bag and I thought what a right time to get rid of them and then Alex started to get Emotional

Stella:Lets Look at Alexs Draw First

Julie:Ok

Alex:I Want my Pacifier

Julie:Let me Explain we deciced to take the Pacifier away because you don't need them anymore because youre a big boy,You don't need them anymore we gonna send them to the Hospital to give to other parents who need them and they leave you a Surprise for you

Stella:The Talk gets Alex Over the Line he understands that he don't need his pacifier

[The Boys are having one last Suck]

Dale:Alright Last Suck Now after your last suck,This is going back in that bag,Ok

Gift Bag Surprise
[The Boys Are Eating Coco pops Cereal Bar and watch Paw Patrol on TV]

Dale:Whats happened last night that's magical

Alex:We slept without the Pacifiers

[Julie is holding 2 Mickey Mouse Shopper Bag]

Stella;Morning Boys

[Julie Gives the boys Mickey Mouse Shopper Bags]

Alex;Yes

Julie:Wow Big Boy Pjs and What's on it

Alex:Top Wing

Julie:I Think Jordon got the same and you also got Big Boy Toothbrush

Dale:Thats it the Pacifiers are gone forever

Thought Book
Stella:Since Dale is heading Off to War soon it will be a right time to get the kids

Stella:When I was Younger my Grandma and Grandpa Moved away from each other it was most scary experience to deal with so my Parents gave me a pink drawstring bag and theres a Thought Book so if anything worries you you can talk to me or mommy

[Stella Gives Top Wing String bag to Alex and Jordan]

Stella:This is for the Boys

Stella:This one is for your(She Gives Violet a Pink Minnie Mouse Draw string Bag)

Violet:Thank You

Stella:Youre Welcome and For Jodie I got you a Rapunzel Drawstring Bag

[She Gives Rapunzel Drawstring Bag to Jodie]

Jodie:Thanks Stella

Stella:And Finally for Adrianna I got you a Belle One

[She Gives Adrianna a Belle Draw String Bag]

Adrianna:Wow

[Alex Revealed a Mickey Mouse Notebook,Jordon Revealed a Cars Notebook,Jodie Revealed a My Little Pony Notebook,Violet Revealed a Frozen Notebook and Adrianna Revealed Shopkins Notebook]

Snack Box
{in the cupboards and the pantry, we find Oreos, cookies, hostess twinkles, hostess cupcakes, Suzy Q's, twizzlers, sno balls, skittles, Dunkin donuts, dried fruit, gushers, Cap'n Crunch, beef jerky, slim Jim's, Halloween candy, energy drinks, grape soda, Coca Cola, various trail mixes, mixed nuts, dried sea weed, etc.)

The Cinema
Stella: The next day, Mum took the boys and girls to the Odeon cinema to watch All Dogs Go To Heaven.

(Stella, Julie, and the kids are in the queue.)

Julie: There is no Top Wing in the cinemas. Would you like to see All Dogs Go To Heaven instead?

(Eve, Jodie and Violet nod their heads )

(The family go to the ticket office.)

Clerk: Hello. What movie would you and your kids like too see today?

Julie: Me and my kids would like 7 tickets to All Dogs Go To Heaven please.

Clerk: That'll by £7.50.

(Julie pays for the tickets with her credit card.)

The Boys Vs The Babysitter
Julie:Adrianna is invited to her Friends Birthday Party and Jodie and Violet are at Their Friends House so ive decided to hire the Babysitter

Julie:Ok They got One Hour of TV and tell them that one Hour is done

Elisa:Ok

Elisa:Ok Boys You got One Hour of TV and them One Hour is Up that's when TV turns off

[The Boys are Watching Paw Patrol,The Lion Guard and Mickey and The Roadster Racers on TV]

[One Hour Later]

Elisa:Boys its time to Turn the TV off Now

Jordon:NO

Alex:NO WE WANT MORE PAW PATROL

Elisa:Its time to do Different things,Ok that means it's time for you to go find something else to do, like go read a book, play outside, or something.

[Alex Throws the Remote at Elisa]

Elisa:Boys

Jordon:(Bleep) Off you Overweight Woman

Elisa:This language is unacceptable do you understand?

[Elisa Puts Jordan's Donald Duck Plush into Toy Time Out Box, then she puts Jordan and Alex on the Naughty Bench and sets the timer]

Elisa: Oy...(she sits down on the couch)

[The Rest of the Family Comes Home]

Julie:Hi

Elisa:Ive put your sons on the Naughty Bench for say the F Word to me...Alex threw the remote at me...they refused to turn off the tv after their hour was up.

Julie:Really

The Boys got Sent to the Naughty Bench Again
[The Girls are watching Star Vs the Forces of Evil]

Alex:I Want to watch the Lion Guard

Violet:No We are watching Star Vs the forces of Evil

Alex:I WANT TO WATCH THE LION GUARD SO GIVE ME THE REMOTE

Violet:No

[Alex Bites Violets Finger]

Julie:Alex,Naughty Bench

[Violet Cries in Pain]

Julie:Ill will take care of it

[Julie Drags Alex to the Naughty Bench and put Alex's Thunder Hollow Playset in to Toy Time Out Box]

Alex:She Deserves to be on the naughty bench

Julie:What Plaster do you want

Violet:Cinderella

[Jordon is watching Top Wing on Dale's IPad]

Dale:That's it, Naughty Bench for you young man DONT TAKE THINGS WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMISSION

[Dale Puts Jordan's Rocket Ship in to Toy time out Box]

Jordan:I WANT MY ROCKET back

Dale:No Its too late now

White sheets
Stella: "today I am going to introduce the white sheets, because Dale and Julie never disallowed the boys to touch use or go, so the white sheet should let them know that it is not touchable. No touch, no use and no go,"

Dale: "When you see a white sheet Jordan, that means, just for you and Alex, not touchable. Not touch, no use, and no go, or else you will be put on the naughty bench."

Chaos at Bedtime
Julie:Boys you need to go to bed because you got Pre School in Morning

Jordon:DONT TELL US WHAT TO DO

Julie:IM YOUR mommy AND I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO SO DO AS YOURE TOLD

Alex:WE WANT TOP WING NO GO BEDDY BYE

Julie:Cut it out Boys

Jordan:You Ugly (Bleep)

Julie:WHAT DID WE TOLD YOU ABOUT SAYING THESE NO NO WORDS

[Julie Puts Jordan's Baby Simba Plush into Toy Time Out Box]