Beauregard Family 2028 Christmas

The Christmas Play
[Jennifer is in her Nursery Magic Fairy costume for the school play, The Velveteen Rabbit]

Violet: "Why, Jennifer. Look at you, honey!"

Time to Go to Grandma and Grandpa's House
Violet: "Girls, it's time to go to Grandma and Grandpa's house!"

Arriving at Grandma and Grandpa's House
Grandpa Sam: "Are you looking forward to Christmas, baby?"

Jennifer: "I am!"

Grandma Scarlett: "And I can't wait to see you in your flower girl's dress tomorrow!"

Grandpa Sam: "That's right, Fauna loves you. Want to see a photograph of you and Fauna?"

Jennifer: "That's me! And that's her."

Grandpa Sam: "This was taken weeks before her wedding tomorrow."

Violet: "So dad, would you like to see a photo of Jennifer in her school play?"

Grandpa Sam: "So, what was the school play?"

Jennifer: "It's called The Velveteen Rabbit."

Christmas Shopping
[Diana shoplifts an iPhone]

[Melissa shoplifts a Nintendo 3DS]

Fauna's Wedding
Fauna: "Here Jennifer, you hold my hand and stand beside me."

Jennifer: "Okay."

[Jennifer stands beside Fauna and Fauna holds Jennifer's hand]

Violet: "Smile, sweetie!"

Violet: "Girls, not so loud please."

AM Morning
Violet: "Don't worry Jenny, Fauna will send you a nice postcard and when you get it, you can tell her what you did at Christmas."

[Jennifer and her mother are in the kitchen making Christmas cookies]

Noon
[Jennifer is watching Barbie in the Nutcracker]

Time to Open Presents
Violet: "Morning girls and MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[Jennifer looks inside her stocking]

Jennifer: "Hey, I've got a Tom and Jerry: Nutcracker Tale DVD, a Nutcracker doll, a ballerina doll, peppermint bark, candy canes, and lots of candy!"

[Melissa and Diana look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Melissa: "Ugh, coal????!"

Diana: "What are we supposed to do with these?!"

[Jennifer opens up all her presents]

Jennifer: "Cool! I've got Bratz dolls, Bratz movie DVDs, ballet slippers, a gift card to Toys R Us, a Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse DVD, Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes DVD, Tom and Jerry & the Wizard of Oz DVD and a gift card to Build-a-Bear Workshop!"

[Melissa opens up her present to find a note from Santa saying, "Melissa, you have been anything but good this year. You stole from stores, terrorized your younger sister Jennifer, tortured your mother and got kicked out of school. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Melissa: (screaming and crying) "THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!"

[Diana opens up her present to find a note from Santa saying, "Diana, you have been very bad this year. You hit your mother, attacked Jennifer, shoplifted from stores and got kicked out of school. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

Diana: (screaming and crying) "NO, NO!!!!"

Melissa: "You know what, Diana? LET'S KILL JENNIFER!"

Diana: "YEAH, BECAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT PRESENTS, THAT (bleep)!"

Melissa: "You..."

Diana: "(long bleep)!!!!!!!!"

[Diana slaps Jennifer extremely hard across her face]

[Violet, Grandpa Sam and Grandma Scarlett run to the living room]

Jennifer: "Grandpa Sam, get me out of here, please!"

Grandpa Sam: "It's gonna be okay, Jenny."

[Grandpa Sam pulls the Christmas tree back up]

[As Violet and Sam try to console Jennifer, the cousins come downstairs]

Grandpa Sam: "Well kids, let's go see who took them."

Melissa: (laughing evilly) "THEY'RE NOT YOUR COUSINS' PRESENTS NO MORE!"

Violet: "Oh my gosh!"

Diana: "THEY'RE OURS NOW!"

[Diana laughs and cackles out loud]

Violet: "Melissa Sophie, Diana Florence, how could you?"

Grandpa Sam: "Jennifer, LOOK OUT!"

[Diana whacks Jennifer's head with a wooden hammer]

Melissa: (screaming) "We're gonna kill you, Jennifer!"

[Melissa repeatedly beats Jennifer really hard across her face with a hard book]

Jennifer: "Mama, help me!"

Melissa: (continuing to beat Jennifer extremely hard across her face) "YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE (bleep)! YOU ARE REALLY FINISHED NOW!!!!"

Diana: (screaming) "DIE JENNIFER, DIE! DIE RIGHT NOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!! YOU STUPID LITTLE (long bleep)!!!!!!!!!"

[Diana repeatedly smacks Jennifer's head incredibly hard with a rolling pin]

At the Toy Store
[Violet and Jennifer arrive at the toy store]

Violet: "Because you have been very brave in casualty, what treat shall I get you for this?"

Jennifer: "A Snow White doll! Oh, she's so beautiful!"

Violet: "Okay then! Let's buy it."

Dinnertime
Jennifer: "Thank you mommy for taking me to the toy store to get me a treat after going into casualty."

[Jennifer hugs Violet]

Violet: "You're very welcome, sweetie. Let's go have some scrummy yummy Christmas Dinner!"

Jennifer: "Yay!"

[Melissa and Diana arrive with the dogs]

Melissa: "Sic 'em boys!"

Diana: "Sic 'em!"

Grandma Scarlett: "Oh, my word."

Jennifer: "DON'T LET THEM GET ME!"