Horne Family/Transcript

One-Strike-and-You're-Out
Jo: "Later on, Mum was trying to get Sam to turn off the XBOX 360, but he was having none of it."

Kathryn: "Sam, you need to turn off the XBOX 360."

Sam: "(bleep) OFF!!!! I AIN'T TURNING IT OFF!!!"

Kathryn: "Sam! That's it! I'm taking your XBOX 360!"

Sam: "NO, YOU AREN'T!!!!!!"

Kathryn: "Yes I am!"

[Sam pushes his mother into the door and punches her in the arm twice]

Kathryn: "You cannot act this violent, Sam!"

Sam: "I HATE YOU!!!!"

Kathryn: (to Jo) "What do I do now?"

[Sam kicks his mother in the stomach]

Jo: "You do NOT attack your mother like that! That is unacceptable Sam!"

Sam: "I will punch your gut in 1 second if you don't shut your mouth!"

Jo: "That back-talk will discipline you!"

[Sam punches Jo's gut]

Jo: "You do not punch my gut. It's One-Strike-and-You're-Out mate!"

Kathryn: "Sam had really crossed the lines to the extreme limits."

Jo: "Out of the room!"

[Sam stomps his feet out of the room and slams the door]

Sam: "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY CHANCE TO PLAY XBOX 360, I WILL CHOP YOU IN HALF WITH A CHAINSAW!"

Kathryn: "Sam, don't you dare threaten me! Just you wait til your father gets home!"

[Sam smashes the fish tank with an aluminum baseball bat. All the fish move around and the water hits the kitchen]

Kathryn: "Oh, my poor babies!"

Jo: "All of a sudden, Sam brutally smashed a fish tank, and all of Kathryn's koi flopped around the floor in the kitchen."

[Allyson hides in her room from her brother in fear while finishing her 3D swan jigsaw puzzle ]

Allyson: "When Sam gets like this, I just hide in my room. He is really violent."

Jo: (to Kathryn) "Since he broke the fish tank, you're going to remove a privilege from the Lose What You Like Chart."

Kathryn: "Because of what you did, you are not playing XBOX 360 for the rest of the day."

[Sam destroys Allyson's assembled 3D swan jigsaw puzzle by smashing the swan creation into pieces with his fist.]

[Allyson screams in horror]

Kathryn: "What happened?"

[Allyson arrives to where her mother is at]

Allyson: "Sam destroyed my jigsaw puzzle! My swan is ruined."

Kathryn: (to Sam) "Right! Now I'm going to remove another privilege from the Lose What You Like Chart!"

Jo: "Why? What just happened now?"

Kathryn: "Sam just destroyed his sister's 3D swan jigsaw puzzle that she had just finished,"

Sam: (scoffs) "Who cares about a dumb old puzzle anyway?"

Jo: "OUT of the room!!!"

[Sam stomps out of the room]

[Allyson breaks down in tears]

Allyson: "I've been working so hard on that puzzle ever since I bought it in Japan on my family vacation..."

[Sam then breaks Kathryn's favorite CD]

Kathryn: "Oh, no! Not my Beatles album!"

Jo: "Remove another priviledge, Kathryn."

Kathryn: "Now you've lost your TV privileges, mister!"

Sam: "Don't care!"

Jo: "And if things weren't bad enough, Michaela started to kick off!"