Edwards Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: Tonight on Supernanny as Stella Heads to Northern Wales to Help the Edwards Family.

Josh: Aw (Bleep).

Announcer: With 2 misbehaving boys causing Mum and Dad to the breaking point.

Shelby: No!!! It's ruined!

Announcer: Can Stella Help this family or It will be too little too late.

Submission Reel (UK)
The Edwards Family, a family in Northern Wales, consisting of mum Robyn and dad David with their three children, Shelby, who's 6-and-a-half, and twins Adam and Joshua, who're 5.

Submission Reel (US broadcast)
Stella: I'm in Northern Wales and I'm ready to help a family

David: Hi We are the Edwards Family I'm David I'm 36 and I Work at the airport as a security guard through Monday to Friday.

Robyn: I'm Robyn I'm 35 and I'm a stay at home mum and we have 3 kids. Shelby is 6 1/2.

Shelby: I wrote my list that I want for my birthday.

David: Adam and Joshua are 5 and they are the biggest problem in our house.

Josh: (Bleep) (Bleep).

Robyn: HEY.

Adam: Go and kill yourself you (Bleep).

Robyn: These boys like to play on their Xbox and causing to react the violence.

David: That's why we called Supernanny because she's our last hope.

Observation Begins
Stella: It's my first day with the Edwards Family and lets see how the boys play these games.

[Josh and Adam Playing on their Xbox].

(We see video games, including Grand Theft Auto V, Super Lucky's Tale, Silent Hill, Conker: Live and Reloaded, Grand Theft Auto IV, Dead Space, Fallout: New Vegas, Shadow the Hedgehog, Call of Duty, Cars 3: Driven to Win).

Josh: Aw (Bleep).

Robyn: Josh I don't wanna hear this word.

Stella: I don't know where the boys get that language from.

Josh: I will choke on you.

Adam: I hope you die.

Stella: Did I hear these words?

Josh: I will gonna kill you.

Stella: I did kill, choke, die.

Robyn: BOYS IF YOU SAID THESE WORDS YOU CAN HAVE RED PEPPER AND I WILL BURN YOUR MOUTH IF I HEAR THESE WORDS.

Josh: Aw (Bleep) Off.

Robyn: Ok, you can have red pepper.

Josh: No.

Robyn: Yes.

Stella: Mum is feeding her son with red pepper.

Robyn: Don't spit.

Josh: You burned my mouth.

Robyn: Don't you dare say these words ever again.

Observation Continues
 Stella: During lunch time, when Shelby want to watch Frozen but the boys wanted to watch Sonic Underground.

[Shelby is watching a Frozen on TV in the living room.]

Josh: Can we watch Sonic Underground?

Shelby: No I'm watching Frozen. Please?

Adam: WE WANNA WATCH SONIC UNDERGROUND NOW SO GIMME THE REMOTE.

Robyn: BOYS, she's watching Frozen, not Sonic Underground so go outside and play.

Talk with Robyn
Stella: I got a chance to speak to Robyn.

Robyn: The Boys always ruined everything including Zante. Last year was Ruined because these boys throw tantrums. They don't wanna go swimming and sadly the boys keep saying I want to go home or this is the worst holiday ever and also Easter was ruined because they stole the goody bags because they lost the contest.

Stella: Oh my

Robyn: Halloween was ruined because Shelby got a Gift bag and the jealous boys didn't so they decide to beat her up and Christmas was also the worst one because the Boys changed from Christmas Carols to That NWA Album and they got no presents but they got coal and Valentine is awful.

Stella: Oh my I'm sorry to hear about it.

Taking Shelby to Dance Class
Stella: It was time for Shelby to go to Ballet Lessons But the boys got other ideas...

Robyn: Boys we gonna go to dance class

Adam: No we wanna play on our Xbox

Robyn: No we are taking your sister to her Ballet Class

Josh: WE ARE NOT GOING TO (Bleep) DANCE CLASS YOUR JERK

Robyn: CUT IT OUT I'M TURNING THE XBOX OFF

Adam: NOOOOOO

Robyn: Put your shoes on and lets go

Adam: Why do we haft go to stupid ballet class?

At Dance Class
Stella: At dance class, we see the boys misbehaving.

[We see Shelby in her pink leotard and skirt and white ballet shoes]

Robyn: You look beautiful

Josh: Her butt looks big

Adam: yeah, Shelby looks fat in her pink leotard

[Robyn is holding her Disney Princess Ballet Bag]

[Josh Took Robyn's Samsung Galaxy Phone and listen to Suck My D**** H** By Lil B on the app Spotify without the headphones while Robyn is busy talking to the other dance mothers]

[Dancers and the parents Get distracted]

Ballet teacher: Just ignore that filthy music and keep dancing.

Josh: Young based god came straight for da (Bleep) Mac-10 lay me on da floor like a mattress young based god in Olympics stay (Bleep) (Bleep)

Robyn: Boys I don't want your sisters and her friends to repeat that filthy Language so give me my phone

[Josh gives Adam Robyn's phone and puts on Girl Loves Me By David Bowie]

Dance Mom: Who is David Bowie and who is Lil B?

Adam: Where the (Bleep) did Monday go? I'm cold to this Pig and Pug Show

Robyn: Give me that phone now

Adam: Who the (Bleep) is gonna mess with me?

[Robyn snatches phone off Adam and put it in her bag and stop the song]

Friends Mother: (Holding a Cinderella Shopper Bag) I don't want my girl to hear that language

Stella: Can I tell you something? Where did the boys get the language from?

Robyn: They got it from my husband he used to call me a (Bleep) all the time. My husband likes to listen to these songs by Lil B and David Bowie.

Stella: These Boys like to test Mum while in Public

[20 Minutes Later]

Robyn: Here's Your Bag

[Robyn gives Shelby her Disney Princess Ballet Bag]

Stella: After Mum gave Shelby her bag and the boys are up to something

[The boys play Angry Birds on their DS]

David Comes Home
Stella: Hi

David: Hi Stella I'm David

[We see the boys play on their Xbox]

[Shelby plays her Anna and Elsa Doll]

Bedtime
Stella: Let's see if bedtime is gonna be easy...

David: Turn the Xbox off and go to sleep please, you have school in the morning

Adam: No

Robyn: Night Shelby

Shelby: Night Mommy

David: Mommy can you help them turn their Xbox off

Robyn: Turn THE XBOX OFF

Josh: No you (Bleep)

Robyn: HEY

[Robyn turn the XBOX off]

Adam: No

Robyn: You're gonna go to sleep

[David is watching EastEnders on TV]

Stella: I'm gonna speak to Mum and Dad about their problems.

Household Rules/Reward Chart
Stella: Morning guys.

Robyn: Morning.

Stella: Alright here are the rules. Rule Number 1, No more fighting. Rule Number 2, No more violent video games.

David: When she said "No violent video games", I thought the boys were shocked.

Stella: Number 3, Respect.

Robyn: These boys are gonna push Stella to the edge

Stella: I got some special Reward Chart I got you a Minnie Mouse Reward Chart for Shelby and Minions for the boys...

David: The kids love their own reward chart.

Stella: And for the boys, it will be no more Xbox. We have to unplug the Xbox later.

Time Out
Stella: Let's see what time out looks like different...

Josh: We want to watch Star Wars Rebels!

Shelby: I want to watch Sofia.

Adam: WE WANNA WATCH STAR WARS REBELS!

[Adam and Josh hit Shelby]

Shelby: Mum! My brothers hit me in the arm!

Robyn: BOYS TIME OUT

[She puts the boys in time out chair]

Robyn: Boys you are in time out because you hit your sister that's very naughty and now stay there

Josh: You are a cow!

Robyn: That's disrespectful talk.

[Shelby plays her DC superhero girls Harley Quinn and Batgirl looking scared]

[Adam and Josh goes upstairs and put on the movie Lego Movie on TV]

Robyn: Turn off Lego Movie. You're not allowed to watch that while you have to stay in time out and now Lego Movie DVD is going into toy timeout box.

Josh: WE WANNA WATCH THE LEGO MOVVVIIIEEEEEE!!!

[5 Minutes Later]

Robyn: I would like an apology

Josh: Sorry

Robyn: Thank You

Robyn: I Would like an apology

Adam: *sarcastically* Sorry

Stella: Now he has to stay there for another 5 minutes, because that apology is no good.

[Another 5 Minutes Later]

Robyn: I want a proper apology.

Adam: Sorry.

Robyn: Thank you.

Trash Talk
Stella: Today, I would like to introduce Trash Talk.

Stella: At the start of each week, each child will receive ten mouths next to their names, and any time they use trash talk, this includes back-chat, talking back, swearing, name-calling or disrespectful comment, then we remove one mouth and place it in the jar. The child who still has all ten mouths by the end of the week will receive a special reward.

[She shows them a chart labelled "Trash Talk" with the children's names and ten mouths next to respective names]

Removing the XBOX And TV from the Boys Room
David: So what we will do to the Xbox and TV? Shall we taken them out or unplug?

Stella: We have to take the TV and Xbox.

Stella: Do you want to say goodbye to their Xbox and TV?

Robyn: You'd better say goodbye.

Stella: These boys played way to much video games so I made a right choice to take them out of their rooms

Stella: Goodbye Xbox and TV.

Josh: No!

Adam: No you can't. Where are taking it?

Stella: Sorry you know the rules. Goodbye Xbox and TV.

Stella: These boys are over reacting to having the TV and Xbox out of their rooms.

David: You are showing Mummy and Daddy that Xbox is way to important

Adam: I HATE YOU, SUPERNANNY!

Robyn: THAT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL SHE HERE TO HELP. For this, one mouth will be taken of the chart, Adam.

Josh: Supernanny is a (Bleep)

David: CUT IT OUT. You lost a mouth from the Trash Talk chart, pal.

Stella: Good work, Dad.

Shopping
Stella: Later on when Mum decided to take the boys shopping while Shelby is staying with David.

Robyn: Boys we're gonna get last items for your sisters party.

Adam: OK.

Josh: OK.

Stella: By the time we got to the shopping center the boys causing chaos.

Adam: I want an Angry Bird!

Robyn: No we are not getting it today, we are here to get your sister a birthday present.

Josh: I want Yu-Gi-Oh cards!

[Josh steals Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Adam steals a Red Angry Bird]

Robyn: Boys, put those back, I swear to god...

[Boys run off]

Adam: TRY AND CATCH ME, LOSER!

Robyn: Boys, stop it!

[Robyn puts Trolls Branch and Poppy Plush Doll in the trolley]

[On The Trolley we see Disney Princess Napkins, Minnie Mouse Paper plates, Disney Frozen Plastic Cups and Disney Princess Gift Bag, Disney Princess Birthday, Disney Frozen Party Bags]

Stella: You need to tell your sons...

Robyn: BOYS! Your behavior was embarrassing and disruptive! Next time we go to stores, I will put you two in a shopping cart when we go shopping next time

Shopping Aftermath
 Stella: When we got home And Mum just had it.

Robyn: Boys You are on this time out chair because you almost stole the Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Angry Birds plush. Now stay there for 5 Minutes and now your Star Wars figure will go to Toy Jail

Adam: I hate you and I wish you were dead you (Bleep)!

[5 Minutes Later]

Robyn: You were on here because You are stealing that stealing is very Naughty and say sorry.

Adam and Josh: Sorry.

Robyn: Thank You.

Video Games Ratings
Stella: I Decided to teach the Boys a lesson about Video Game Rating...

Stella: What does 3 mean?

Adam: For ages 3 and up.

Stella: What does 7 mean?

Josh: For ages 7 and up.

Stella: What does 12 mean?

Adam: For ages 12 and up.

Stella: What does 16 mean?

Josh: For ages 16 and up.

Stella: What does 18 mean?

Adam: For ages 18 and up.

Stella: So you learned all the ratings for the video games?

Josh: Yes, Stella...

Stella: 3 And 7 are ONLY allowed. No 12 until you are twelve years old, 16, or 18 until you are older.

Robyn: Yes. No More 12-rated games until you are 12 years old.

Stella: Now, Super Lucky's Tail is rated 3. Cars 3 is rated 7. You got that?

Adam: Yes, Stella.

Stella: Shadow the Hedgehog is an example of a rated 12 game. So you two can't play this until you're 12.

Politeness Plan
Stella: The boys' rude behavior was a major issue and it had to be nipped in the bud so I introduced the Politeness Plan.

Stella: This is the Politeness Plan, and there is a penalty for rude behavior. If you use bad language, you will be taking dirty clothes to the laundry chute. Name-calling will result with you sweeping the front steps. If you are disrespectful to one another, you will be mopping the floor in the kitchen. The penalty for Interrupting is dusting the shelves. If you forget to say "please" and "thank you", the penalty is vacuuming the living room. If you forget to say "excuse me," the penalty is washing dishes. The penalty for hogging the bathroom is taking out the trash. The penalty for rude noises will be beating the rug. Showing up uninvited and the penalty is dusting the basement.

Shelby's 7th Birthday Party
Stella: The next day, Shelby turned 7. Her parents holding a Disney Princess themed party in the backyard

[We see Shelby dressed up as Elsa from Disney's Frozen]

[On The buffet table, we see Jess's fish and chips, Mimi's vegetable platter, Willow's cheese and ham sandwiches, Baa's pizza selection, Billie's cheese on sticks, Joey and Jinx's sausages, and Horace's chicken drumsticks]

[On Desserts Table we see Jess's ice cream, Mimi's jam tarts, Willow's toffee apples, Baa's cupcakes, Billie's sugar mice, Joey and Jinx's bone shaped chocolate chip cookies, Horace's chocolate frogs and a Guess with Jess Birthday Cake]

Stella: Her friends from Dance Class and school come to the party

[Samantha dressed up as Ariel]

Samantha: Happy Birthday Shelby (Gives Her a Birthday Card)

Shelby: Thanks

[Daisy dressed Up as Princess Jasmine]

Daisy: Happy Birthday Shelby (Gives Shelby a Minnie Mouse Gift Bag)

[Claire dressed up as Pocahontas]

Claire: Happy Birthday. Where's your brothers?

Shelby: They are not coming, they are busy doing penalty chores for being rude.

[Marie dressed Up as Princess Aurora]

Marie: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Present with Frozen Wrapping Paper]

[Violet Dressed Up as Snow White]

Violet: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Frozen Gift Bag)

[Trixie Dressed Up as Cinderella]

Trixie: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Card and Present with Minnie Mouse Wrapping Paper]

[Kayla Dressed Up as Anna]

Kayla: Happy Birthday Shelby (Gives Her a Tinkerbell Gift Bag)

[Jodie Dressed Up as Merida]

Jodie: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Present with Frozen Wrapping Paper]

[Amy Dressed Up as Belle]

Amy: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Card)

[Biff Dressed Up as Rapunzel]

Biff: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Pink Minnie Mouse Gift Bag]

[Selena Dressed Up as Mulan]

Selena: Happy Birthday (Gives Her a Present with Disney Princess Wrapping Paper)

[Yasmin Dressed Up as Tiana]

Yasmin: Happy Birthday Shelby (Gives her a Minnie Mouse Backpack)

Stella: As the Party Began these Boys are Up too Something

Josh: Let's Ruin her Party, this will be fun

Adam: That Might be a Good idea

[We see Shelby and her Friends Dancing to Can't Stop The Feeling By Justin Timberlake]

Stella: And we see Shelby Opening Her Present

[Shelby Opens Her Present]

Shelby: Wow Singing Anna Doll Thanks Selena

Selena: You welcome

[Adam Changed From Guess with Jess music to Under the influence By Eminem]

[Guest Gasps in Horror]

Shelby: THE PRINCESS IS GONE

David: Don't Worry, I will take care of it. Oh the bouncy house is here along with the ponies

[David Puts Guess with Jess BGM Back On]

David: ADAM YOU GONNA GO TO TIME OUT CHAIR, and you earned yourself another penalty chore after your time out is over, this means you will be dusting the basement.

[Josh Began Smashing the Cupcakes and eating brownies and popcorn]

[Adam flashes his private parts at the girls]

Friends Mother: I Got Extra One since me and My Husband Work at the Party Service

Robyn: Thanks

David: Josh you are also in time out chair DONT MOVE

Shelby:(Getting Stuff Out of Disney Frozen Gift Bag)I Got Sofia the First DVD,Rapunzel Pop Vinyl,and Frozen CD,Frozen Pen,Minnie Mouse Ears in Pink with a bow)

[Adam Puts on Happy Happy Birthday Song]

David: BACK TO THE TIME OUT CHAIR

Adam: But this is a birthday song for a birthday party, right?

[Robyn Puts the Guess with Jess BGM back on]

Stella: As all Sudden Josh started to act up and hits Shelby in the Gut and then the Guests went down

Robyn: JOSHUA I HAD IT

[Robyn Puts Josh back in Time Out]

Robyn: Because you punched Shelby in the stomach and stay there for another 5 Minutes

David: When the Boys act up and oh boy here we go the Embarrassing Part

[Adam Hits Trixie]

[Josh runs around the House and Robyn Puts him back in time out]

Stella: Their Behavior Got to the Point they were just swearing

Adam: (Bleep)Hole

Josh: (Bleep) (Bleep)

Adam: (Bleep) You Mommy you (Bleep)

Josh: (Bleep) CryBaby

Trixie's Mum: I Begin to Worry about my 6 Year Old to repeat the Language

[Trixie and her friends eat the ice cream but suddenly, a snake pops out from the ice cream]

Trixie: Mommy, mommy, there’s a snake in the ice cream!!!!

Selena: SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robyn: This is why don't have People over because the way the Boys are acting

[the snake slithers across the yard, scaring Yasmine, Trixie and Shelby]

Robyn: Here are Your Bags

David: Finally her Friends end up leaving because they don't wanna hear that dirty Language

Robyn: Adam I Want to write me a 600 Word Essay that's based on the Error of your Ways and you too Josh. You lost another mouth on that Trash Talk chart, and the penalty for swearing is that you will be talking dirty clothes to the laundry, showing up uninvited is dusting the basement and the penalty for interrupting her party is dusting the shelves. Oh yes, since you were disrespectful to your sister and her guests, you will also be mopping the floor in the kitchen.

Party Aftermath
[Josh and Adam Write a Essay under David's Supervision]

[Josh's Essay Said 'Go to Hell Disney Princess Fans']

[Adam's Essay Said '(BLANK) You Shelby Disney Princess is too Girly. We were only having fun.']

[Shelby is in her room Crying]

Shelby: Why do my stupid Brothers (Sniffs) Ruin Everything and my crown is damaged

Robyn: I Know so give me the crown so that daddy can fix it and do you want a nice warm Bath and some hot chocolate with cream and cherry on the top, would that be good?

Shelby: Yes please