Orla Patterson gets sent to Behavior Modification Camp

Rhonda's decision
Orla: "HAVE...YOU...LOST...YOUR...MIND?!?!?!?!"

Rhonda: "My decision is final."

Orla: "I'd rather DUNK my head in the TOILET!!"

Rhonda: "ORLA KIRSTEN!"

Orla: "You are fat! You are fat! You can die of edema!"

3 months after Orla has left
[Rhonda is cooking dinner]

Cut to:

Orla: "I will LEAVE HERE!"

Officer: "Do 5 chin-ups on the bar."

Orla: "Officer is a baldy asswipe!"

Officer: "15 chin-ups. It's only thinning."

cut to:

[Rhonda is watering flowers in her garden]

Cut to:

Orla: (to a boy) "You are fat! You are fat! You're so fat that you can't walk out the door!"

Boy: Officer! Private Orla was insulting me!

Officer: "20 chin-ups. Plus 10 push-ups, 10 sit-ups, and 25 jumping jacks. Also, run 2 laps around the track."

Orla: "Not gonna happen, chump!"

Officer: "25 chin-ups, 15 push-ups, 15 sit-ups, 30 jumping jacks, and 3 laps around the tracks."

Orla: "Quit speaking, dork!"

Officer: "Run, run, run! Bar, bar, bar! Jump, jump, jump!"

Orla: (annoyed) "SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"

Officer: "Sit-up, sit-up, sit-up! Push-up, push-up, push-up!"

Orla: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Officer: "Don't make me make you wish to God you behaved better, young lady."

Cut to:

[Rhonda is cleaning the house]

The call
Rhonda: "Patterson Residence."

Delia German: "Mrs. Patterson, Orla is a maniac! She is out of control!"

Rhonda: "What are you talking about?"

Delia German: "She started a food fight in the cafeteria, set the bed on fire..."

Orla gets home
Rhonda: ORLA!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISBEHAVED IN BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION CAMP!!!

Orla: So what? That place was a bag of balls!

Rhonda: Go to your room right now!