Fliany Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny... Jo goes to the Big Apple to meet the Fliany family..."

Submission Reel
Jo: "So here I am in the Big Apple ready to help another family. Let's take a look and see who we have, shall we?"

???: "Hi, we're the Fliany Family. I'm Juliette,"

???: "And I'm Martin."

Juliette: "We have four children. Blake is 14, Tyson is 11 and Lianne and Rita are 2 and their third birthday party is coming up soon.

Martin: "Tyson and Blake have been kicked out of 4 schools each."

Observation Begins
Jo: "And what are your names?"

Lianne: "I'm Lianne..."

Rita: "And I'm Rita!"

Lianne and Rita: "We're two."

House Rules
Jo: "This family needed some rules in this house."

Jo: "Rule number 1 - No torturing Lianne and Rita."

Jo: "Rule number 2 - No stealing."

Blake vs. Jo
Jo: "Martin is out to buy his birthday presents for the twins."

Jo: "Blake is still acting violent and is threatening to kill me."

Blake: "Go to the wall, Jo! Because I am killing you!"

Jo: "Stop it! If you continue, you are going to the Naughty Tuffet, understand?"

[Blake ignores Jo and pushes her to the wall and laughs at it]

Juliette: "Blake, go sit on the Naughty Tuffet, please."

Trip to the Mall
Jo: "Later on, Juliette was trying to get Tyson and Blake to go shopping with her and Lianne and Rita are staying at home with Martin. But those naughty boys refused to go and wanted to go to their friends Tyler and 's resepctive houses."

Blake: "We want to go and see our friends Tyler and, please."

Juliette: "Not today, you two. We're going to buy birthday presents for Lianne and Rita."

Tyson: "My friend Tyler has just got a new in-ground swimming pool!"

Juliette: "I said not today! You're going to help me pick out gifts for your little sisters! And you are going to pick them too to give to them!"

Blake: "How come Lianne and Rita get to stay with dad?"

Juliette: "Because I said so, so you can see your friends another day."

Jo: "And then all of a sudden, the fireworks went off."

Juliette: "Stop this behavior right now! We have to get birthday presents for Lianne and Rita. If you two continue these tantrums, you will both be going to your Naughty Tuffets and you will both lose all of your video games. Okay?

[The boys ignore Juliette and continue throwing their tantrums.]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH! YOU GUYS ARE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER!"

Mayhem at the Mall
[Juliette, Tyson and Blake along with Jo are shopping in Toys 'R' Us]

Juliette: "Now, let's see what presents will I get for the girls. You two are to pick them too."

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY!!!! YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"

[Tyson shoplifts a pack of cigarettes]

Juliette: "Young man, what are you doing? You have to pick your present to give to your sisters!"

Jo: "Tyson began his five-finger discount, stealing whatever he could lay his fingers on."

[Tyson shoplifts some energy drinks, a bottle of Chanel No 5 perfume, a pair of jeans, a cell phone and a digital camera]

[Blake shoplifts bottles of vodka]

[Tyson shoplifts a digital recorder, a laptop, an iPhone4 and men's Axe deodorant]

[Blake throws the stolen CDs and books at Juliette and Jo]

[Tyson shoplifts some Gilet Mach 4 razor blades]

[Blake runs away from Juliette and Jo and shoplifts some lighters and matches]

Jo: "When Juliette decides to buy them lunch, the boys wanted Oakdale Pizza, but Juliette told them that they were going to have Subway. Boy, did those naughty boys lose it!"

Blake: "Yuck, I hate Subway!"

[Tyson shoplifts again before getting caught]

Security Guard: "Excuse me, mister. I need to examine your pockets."

Jo: "Tyson was in big trouble."

[Tyson violently attacks the security guard]

[Another security guard leads Tyson away]

[Blake aggressively attacks the worker at Subway]

[A security guard pulls Blake off the Subway employee]

15 minutes later

PA: "Mrs. Fliany, please report to the security guard's office, we have your sons."

[Juliette arrives at the office to meet her sons]

Security guard: "We caught your son Tyson shoplifting over hundreds of dollars of merchandise."

The Twins' 3rd Birthday Party
Jo: "Once the twin girls became 3, they were having a PB&J Otter themed-birthday party."

Juliette: "Blake, Tyson, come join your little sisters."

[PB&J Otter music is playing in the background]

[Rita and Lianne are in their sweet lolita dresses with matching hair bows and shoes]

Blake: (mumbling to self) "I'd rather eat live snakes with rabies....."

[On the buffet table, we see Babbleberries, Giggle Melons, a PB&J Otter Cake, Pinch's Pretty Pinch Punch, Snooties' Sausages, Flick's Cheese and Quackers, Pompalopes, Peanut's Fish and Chips, Jelly Otter Jell-O, Noodle Dance Noodles, Munchy log Chewies, Peanut, Baby Butter and Jelly's super sandwiches]

Juliette: "Look, girls. Your friends, Sophie, Helen, Yuki, Adam, Lucy, Rosie, Corey, Eliza, Sandy, Orla, Samantha, and Jenny are here!"

Lianne: "Hi, guys, come in!"

Rosie: "Wow!'

Orla: "It's going to be so exciting!"

Corey: "It will be so fun and cool!"

[Rita is seen wearing a Classic cotton Fuchsia sweet Lolita dress with red ruffles and pink/white platform bow Lolita shoes]

Jo: "The kids also played games such as Otter Races, Pin the Fish on Peanut, Babbleberry Scatter, Pompalope Relay, Oodelay-O Bingo, Flick’s Obnoxious Obstacle Course, Noodle Freeze Dance, and Munchy’s Log Roll."

[Lianne is seen wearing a cotton light blue sweet short-sleeved Lolita dress and a pair of sweet blue high heel lolita shoes with ankle straps and round toes]

Jo: "But before they can even get started, Blake ruined it."

[Blake deposits lit fireworks and cherry bombs in the cake]

[The cake explodes]

Rita: "Oh, no! My cake!" (sobs)

[There is cake all over Rita's pretty dress]

Lianne: "Mommy, lookit what Blake did to my dress!"

[Lianne's pretty dress is doused in punch and covered with cake]

Blake: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM FORCE-FEEDING YOU BOTTLES OF VODKA!"

[Blake force-feeds all of the guests bottles of vodka]

Lianne: (slurring) "Mumu, I...om...suu....syk..." (Translates to: "Mummy, I am so sick.")

Juliette: "Blake, come over here this minute! You are in big trouble, mister!"

[Blake consumes some vodka]

Blake: (slurring) "Ectuuallleee....I....om.....rooening....te....stoopid....purteeee..." (Translates to: "Actually, I am ruining the stupid party!")

[A Guest's mother brings out a spare birthday cake]

Guest's mother: "It's okay, I have an extra cake since my husband works at a bakery."

Juliette: "Thank you so much."

Jo: "And if things weren't bad enough, Tyson started to ruin the party. But this time, things have gotten worse."

[Tyson sets the Pin the Fish on Peanut (made out of paper on a cardboard wall) on fire with a cigarette lighter]

[Juliette gets out a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames]

[Tyson sets the Flick's Obnoxious Obstacle Course on fire with a match]

[Juliette uses the fire extinguisher to put out all of the flames]

[Tyson changes the music to Chocolate Salty Balls by Chef]

Juliette: "Oh my. Who changed the music?"

Tyson: "I DID, IDIOT! I WILL HAVE EMINEM!"

[Tyson replaces the punch with vodka and gets into one]

Tyson: (slurring) "Thes.......purtee......is......neeerrly.......rooend...Just......a.......fooo......morrrrr......theeengs...." (Translates to: "This party is nearly ruined. Just a few more things!")

[Tyson destroys the Babbleberry Scatter by hitting the bucket containing the berries hard with a hammer, causing all the berries to spill]

[Tyson replaces the logs for Munchy's Log Roll with beer in bottles]

Juliette: "TYSON ANDREW FLIANY!"

[Tyson turns on the hose and sprays it at all the guests attending the party including their parents]

[The guests and their parents scream and run away to their cars]

Jo: "TYSON AND BLAKE! GET BACK INTO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW! I AM EXTREMELY UPSET WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR! IT IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IT'S NOT A GAME!"

Tyson: (slurring) "Nuuuuuu!" (translates to: "NO!")

[Jo takes Tyson by the hand and deposits him on the Naughty Tuffet and the absolutely furious Juliette drags Blake back indoors and straight to the Naughty Tuffet]

Tyson: (slurring) "Juuuu.......guuuuuuuuu......dyyyyyy.....beeeeeeeecuuuz........u.......arrrrrrrrrr.....ungraitfollll....." (translates to: "Jo, go die because you are ungrateful!")

Juliette: "As for you, Blake, you need to write a 250-word essay explaining the errors of your ways and then write an apology note to all the guests and your sisters after we tell you to get up."

Blake: (stops slurring) "NO, MOTHER! QUIT NAGGING ME!!!"

Juliette: "I SAID WRITE AN ESSAY!"

Blake: "NOT GONNA HAPPEN, CHUMP!"

[Blake puts a bottle of vodka in Juliette's mouth]

Juliette: (slurring) "Uuuu........haaaaaaaaveeeee........lust........urrrr.....compootur.......prevliges......." (translates to: "You have lost your computer privileges.")

[Rita and Lianne are in the house, crying]

Rita: "I hate Tyson...he's such a *sniff* big jerk!"

Lianne: "That Blake *sob*...I don't know why he's so mean! I didn't do anything to him!"

Jo: "Tyson is in time-out now."

Rita: (sniffs) "But he still ruined my *sob* birthday party..."

Lianne: "Alongside that *sob* Blake..."

Jo: "I know. Mummy will give you girls a hot bath and she will make you some hot chocolate, okay?"

[Jo comes over to Blake and comes down to his level, but Blake force-feeds Jo a vodka]

Jo: "And all of a sudden, Blake force-fed me vodka."

Jo: (slurring) "Taaat......beeehavierrr.....ov......yeeurs........is........unacceptibull.......oonderstend?" (Translates to: "That behavior of yours is unacceptable. Understand?")

Narrator: "Coming up on Supernanny...Juliette loses it..."

Blake: "You can't tell me what to do! If I don't want to write an essay, then I won't do it and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Narrator: "...but Jo steps in..."

Blake and Tyson vs. Juliette and Jo
Blake: "You can't tell me what to do! If I don't want to write an essay, then I won't do it and the decision is final!"

[Juliette loses it]

Juliette: "I rather hate to burst your bubble, I can't deal with it."

[Juliette runs upstairs crying]

[Jo appears angry and raises her voice]

Jo: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN YOUR LITTLE SISTERS' BIRTHDAY! YOU BOYS ARE FORCED TO WRITE A 250-WORD ESSAY EXPLAINING WHAT YOU DID AT THE PARTY AND EVERYTHING YOU DID THERE WAS WRONG! AND YOU WILL ALSO WRITE APOLOGY LETTERS TO ALL THE GUESTS AT THE PARTY AND TO LIANNE AND RITA! IT MUST BE DONE BY DINNERTIME, OTHERWISE YOUR PRIVILEGES WILL BE GONE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!"

Cut to:

[Rita is in her room, crying]

Rita: "My party, my cake, and my dress! All ruined by that big jerk Blake!"

Lianne: "Stupid Tyson, why did he have to be so mean to me and Rita?"

[We see the girls' Lolita dresses soaked with water, vodka and grape juice, courtesy of their brothers]

cut to:

Blake: "(bleep) OFF JO! I'M NOT WRITING AN ESSAY AND THAT'S THAT!!!"

[Jo raises her voice louder]

Jo: "NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Blake flinches, and reluctantly gathers his a piece of paper and a pencil]

Juliette: "Jo's voice caused Blake to flinch and be scared enough to get started on his essay explaining what he did wrong."

[Blake begins writing his essay, under Jo's supervision]

Blake: "I hate this (bleep)ing essay!"

[A few minutes later, Blake attacks Jo]

Jo: "FINISH YOUR ESSAY!"

Rita: (sobbing) "Why does everything have to go wrong?! How could they ruin the party?!"

11 minutes later

[Juliette comes down the stairs]

Juliette: " Tyson. The reason why you were on the Naughty Tuffet is because you ruined your little sisters' birthday party. Besides this, you need to get up and start writing your own essay about the errors of your ways like your older brother. Say sorry to me now so you can begin your essay."

Tyson: "Sorry."

[Tyson gets started on his essay]

Blake: "I'M NOT DOING IT!!!"

[Blake rips up his essay before duct taping Jo's hands and ankles]

[Juliette peels the duct tape off Jo's hands and ankles]

[Tyson reads his essay out loud to the family, and he reads the apology letter]

Tyson: "Rita, Lianne, I'm sorry."

Jo: "Thank you very much, Tyson."

Rita: "Apology accepted."

Lianne: "Apology accepted, Tyson."

[Tyson hugs his sisters]

Naughty Tuffet
Jo: "I'd like to introduce to you, the Naughty Tuffet."

Martin: "Now you can go on the Naughty Tuffet."

Blake and Tyson vs. the Babysitter
Jo: "Martin and Juliette have decided to go out for tonight. So they decided to leave the kids with a young babysitter named Gemma Dumais."

Gemma: "I have my babysitting notebook so I'll write down all the information I need."

Martin: "If those two boys misbehave, give them a warning and if they continue to misbehave, you will place them on the Naughty Tuffets."

[Martin shows Gemma the Naughty Tuffets and Gemma writes down all the information on her babysitting notebook]

Martin: "Dinner is at 5:00pm, Lianne and Rita's bath time is at 7:00pm and their bedtime is at 8:00pm, got it memorized?"

[Juliette hands Gemma a long list of emergency numbers]

Juliette: "And here's a list of everything else."

Gemma: "Okay, great. Have a good time."

Tyson forfiets
Tyson: "I am very sorry for what I did to my family, I want to apologize to my sisters and my mom. My behavior at the girls' party was disruptive, immature and unacceptable. Girls, Mom, I'm sorry."

Juliette: "Tyson, thank you very much, apology accepted. Blake do you have anything to say?"

Jo gives up
Jo: "I'm leaving, I suggest you find yourself another nanny television show."

[Juliette is crying]

Juliette: "I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm a horrible mother!"

Jo: "I will come back with my good friends Deborah, Yvonne and Stella."

Juliette: "Bye!"

Martin: "Bye, Jo! See you soon!"

Lianne & Rita: "Bye bye, Jo!"

Tyson: "Bye, Jo!"

Blake: "Goodbye, (bleep)! I hope you die you (bleep)ing (bleep)!"

Aftermath
Juliette: "A week after Jo left, Blake was sent to a Military School in London."