Iconic-Todaro Family visits the Kiranoko Family

The Visit
Nicole: "The Iconic-Todaros met the Kiranoko Family because Paula met Marie-Anne via Facebook."

[Paula checks to see if Giuseppe is around, and does not see him]

[Paula and her kids quietly tiptoe outside and hail a taxi]

Paula: "We'd better leave before Giuseppe gets back from Charlie's bar."

[Paula and her kids slip into the taxi, and the taxi drives away]

5 miles later

[Paula and her kids arrive at the Bullet train station and they get on the bullet train]

35 minutes later

[Paula and her kids arrive at the Kiranoko doorstep]

Marie-Anne: "Come on in."

[Paula sees a German boy and a Greek girl using a phone]

Hans: "Gutentag, mein name is Hans, sorry! some words of the English language sound like German, so they slip into my tounge."

Agape: "And my name is Agape, from Greece."

Paula: "Why Gutentag to you to."

[Hans is watching a German horror movie]

[The other children other than Hans and Agape come down stairs]

[Giuseppe comes back from the bar and finds Paula and the kids gone]

Giuseppe: "They're gone."

Paula: "My husband is Giuseppe."

[Giuseppe comes running in]

Hans: "I know vhat (that) man, I heard his reputation on the net."

Giuseppe: "Only the adults are allowed to watch TV, got it?"

Paula: "How did you find us?"

Hans: "VHAT'S BULL(bleep)! NEIN (no) ONE CARES!"

Alda: "Ve, big brother, what's going on?"

Hans: "And you're late, you f***ing b*****d, I hate lateness, DON'T BE LATE WHEN I'M AROUND GODD***IT!"

Alda: "Paula, in Germany, it is not a good idea to be late, Hans will tell the person off for being late, regardless of age."

[We see Alda holding her Mario and Vanellope plush]

Giuseppe: "(bleep)ING SPANKING!"

Hans: "Run, Alda."

Alda: "Hans---"

Hans: "JUST GO! I'll handle Giuseppe by myself! Don't worry about me! I'll be fine!"

[Alda runs upstairs and shuts the door]

Hans: "Well, (bleep)ing well, isn't it Giuseppe Todaro, the mother(bleep)er who never lets anyone watch TV."

Giuseppe: "Well, isn't it Hans, who prank calls my siblings."

Hans: "Your siblings deserve to be pranked by me."

Giuseppe: "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! YOU VEGETARIAN GERMAN!"

Nicole: "Then Hans had a little trick up his sleeve."

Hans: "Uh, i'm looking for, my friend Jest, last name Ture."

Giuseppe: "JEST TURE? I'M LOOKING FOR A GESTURE!"

Sun Wei: "Ni hao! here's one!"

[Sun Wei flips Giuseppe off then runs off]

Hans: "JA! YOU FELL FOR IT! SUCKER!"

[Hans goes upstairs and locks his door, which is hidden and hides the key]

Hans: "Vhat a dork."

Satoko: "Hai, I agree."

Setsuko: "Me too."

Aina: "Si."

Adele: "Yes, you are all correct."

Agape: "Yes."

Alda: "Yes, we are safe, ve."

Sun Wei and Sun Chen: "Yep, it was pretty funny."

Akim: "Best idea yet."

Rolf: "Vhat man is a dork-muffin."

Dita: "You guys are so right."

cut to:

[Giuseppe banging on the basement door]

Giuseppe: "LET ME IN!"

Hans: "YOU CAN'T GET IN! THE KEY IS IN HERE AND WE ARE NOT COMING OUT!"

Alda: "YEAH!"

Hans: "GOD(bleep)IT! ALDA WAS A BETTER ITALIAN THAN YOU!"

Alda: "Ve~, what shall we do Hans?"

Hans: "I got an idea, first, we will have to use the phone!"

Hans' Master Prank
Nicole: "The kids decide to get their revenge on Giuseppe."

Hans: "Vhat guys a loser! we need to get him outta here!"

Alda: "Yeah, ve~, he is annoying."

Sun Wei: "SIblings, Hans got an idea like he said."

Hans: "He's right."

[Alda is seen with her Mario and Vanellope plush]

Hans: "We will have to stay there, don't worry everyone, we still have the fridge and the kitchen, so we won't die of starvation, because If I was that hungry, i'd go up, but he would (bleep)ing kill me the second he saw me!"

Alda: "We have food and sweets from our own country, some dishes we can cook, and it will last a lifetime!"

cut to:

[Giuseppe banging on the door]

Giuseppe: "OPEN THE DOOR AND LET ME IN!"

Rolf: "Never, THIS IS MY OLDER BROTHER'S AND OUR BASEMENT!"

[Alda gets frightened and hides behind Hans]

Alda: "Older fratello...."

Hans: "It's okay, dieser Kerl stoppt schlug die Tür wirklich bald, ist die Tür sehr schwer."

Rolf: "He's saying that guy would stop banging the door real soon, the door is very hard."

Satoko: "Who wants to watch TV?"

Hans: "Hate to say this, schwester, it's a bad idea, I heard his reputation on FaceBook, he said toys were for babies and TV is for adults."

Ania: "Si, I did too."

Hans: "So the laptop is our only option."

[Hans goes on the laptop and searches up prank names]

Hans: "Vhat about Teika Showa?"

Setsuko: "L-O-L! Let's do it!"

Hans: "YEAH!"

[Hans passes the telephone to Setsuko, who dials Giuseppe's number]

cut to:

[Giuseppe's phone rings]

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Setsuko: "Is my friend there? his last name is Showa, first name Teika."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe goes to where Marie-Anne, Paula, Joseph, and their friend Aggie are]

Giuseppe: "I am looking for Teika Showa, TEIKA SHOWA, GUYS! I WANNA TAKE A SHOWER!"

[Marie-Anne points at the bathroom door]

Marie-Anne: "The bathroom is over there."

[Joseph and Aggie laugh]

[Giuseppe returns to his phone]

Giuseppe: "WHAT?! IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE! I WILL TEAR YOU APART! AND STICK A SAUSAGE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND STICK STARVING DOGS IN YOUR (bleep)!"

[Setsuko hangs up, and guflaws with her siblings]

Marie-Anne: "Still wanna use the shower?"

cut to:

[Hans high-fives Setsuko]

Hans: "Vhat is awesome!"

Setsuko: "Right!"

Rolf: "He won't even know!"

Hans: "(bleep)ING HA!"

Rolf: "Yeah right!"

8:00 pm
Adele: "Guys, he's still trying to get in."

[Giuseppe is heard banging on the door]

Hans: "Get Alda to her room, he wants to hurt her."

Rolf: "Come with me!"

[Rolf picks up Alda and dashes to Alda's room]

Rolf: "Stay here, okay?"

Alda: "Okay..."

[Rolf runs out of the room]

Hans: "I AM NOT LETTING YOU TOUCH ALDA!"

cut to:

[Alda clutches her Yoshi and Koopa Troopa plush]

Alda: "Please Hans, keep safe."

Giuseppe: "YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER! ALDA NEEDS A SPANKING!"

Hans: "NIEN WAY! YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN!"

Giuseppe: "You annoying tribe...LET ME IN!"

Hans: "Don't try and shoot the door, it is bulletproof, you can't shoot it."

[Hans walks away and ignores Giuseppe]

Hans: "Now we can watch TV, I told him the door was bulletproof, and I have the key!"

[Hans puts the key in his bag]

Hans: "There is also no enterance here, this is the only way you can enter."

[Hans puts on the TV]

Hans: "Shall we watch?, Almanya - Welcome to Deutschland (Germany)?"

Alda: "Okay."

Hans: "This is country movie night, it is where we pick a movie from our own country."

Satoko: "Good Idea."

cut to

[Giuseppe is banging on the door]

Giuseppe: "HOW OLD ARE YOU ALL?! SPANKING!"

Hans: "Our ages are private, besides, we aren't going to tell you."

cut to:

Giuseppe: "GET OUTTA HERE YOU GERMAN BRAT, YOU BETTER COME HERE!"

[Hans pauses the movie and angrily goes up to the door]

Hans: "SHUT THE (bleep) UP! I AM TRYING TO WATCH ALMANYA - WELCOME TO DEUTSCHLAND! (bleep)IT! DON'T DISTURB OUR MOVIE NIGHT!"

Alda: "Fratello, that man's annoying."

Hans: "I agree with you."

10:00 pm
[The kids are in bed, while Giuseppe is still banging on the door]

Hans: "Oh, mien gott! (My God!)"

Alda: "Something wrong fratello."

Hans: "This annoying (bleep)er is still banging on the door! and I WANT TO FALL ASLEEP ALREADY!"

[Hans angrily gets out of bed, up the door]

Hans: "QUIT BANGING THE DOOR! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

[Hans comes out, brings Giuseppe to the living room]

Hans: "Go to sleep."

[Hans then walks away back to basement, locks the door, and goes to sleep]

Morning
[The kids come out of the basement]

Marie-Anne: "So? How was your movie night?"

Hans: "Mein Gott, I kinda hated it because Giuseppe, who wanted to spank us, failed to shut the (bleep) up!"

Giuseppe: "TV IS---"

Hans: "SHUT UP! GOTT(bleep)IT! WHO CARES?! NO ONE! NIEN MORE TV-FOR-18-OR-OVER (bleep) OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

Marie-Anne: "So, what happened?"

Hans: "He tried to attack Alda, oh my, and ruined our movie night, Sun Wei and Sun Chen watched Chinese Ghost Story, I watched Almanya - Welcome to Deutschland, Satoko and Setsuko watched Ju-On: The Grudge, Ania watched Ghost Graduation, Adele watched Dragon Hunters, Dita watched The Wedding, Agape watched Fishtales, Alda watched Hercules and the Princess of Troy, Mi-Yung watched Yobi: The Five Tailed Fox, Akim watched The Snow Queen, and Rolf watched Barney the Dinosaur but in Deutsch (German)."

[Marie-Anne glares at Giuseppe]

Marie-Anne: "Do not ruin my kid's movie night, AGAIN!"

Hans: "So f*** you, Giuseppe!"

Satoko: "You tell him Hans!"

Hans: "Besides, I have the key."

[Hans holds up a key]

Hans: "And you can't have it!"

[Hans and the other kids go in the basement and he locks the door]

Hans: "Who wants to play Skylanders?"

[All the kids aside from Hans raise their hands]

Hans: "We will have a competition to see if you can beat me in it, okay."

[Hans draws out a competiton sheet]

The kids play Skylanders
Nicole: "The kids decided they played Skylanders."

Satoko: "Fun game, isn't it?"

Akim: "Guys. he's banging on the door."

[Hans comes up to the door]

Hans: "VHAT THE (bleep) DO YOU (bleep)ING WANT YOU (bleep)ING (long bleep)?!"

Giuseppe: "To (bleep)ing spank Alda. She's been a very naughty girl."

Hans: "NEIN! LIKE (bleep) YOU WILL! STAY AWAY FROM HER!"

[Alda looks at her brother]

Alda: "Fratello...."

Hans: "Satoko! Setsuko! get her outta here now!"

Satoko: "Come with me!"

[Satoko grabs Alda's left hand and she runs with Setsuko]

Alda: "I'm scared older sorelle (sisters)."

Hans: "I'll handle Giuseppe!"

[Hans unlocks the door, and and then locks it from the outside]

Hans: "LEAVE ME ALONE GOTT(bleep)IT! JUST (bleep) OFF!"

[Giuseppe goes in the basement]

Hans: "GET OUTTA MY BASEMENT YOU PIECE OF (bleep)!"

Giuseppe: "Your basement?!"

Hans: "Leave now! SO (bleep) OFF AND DO NOT RETURN! IS THAT CLEAR TO YOU, DORK?!"

[Hans pushes Giuseppe out of the basement]

Hans: "DON'T BOTHER COMING IN!"

[Hans then locks the basement door from the inside]

Hans: "Mother(bleep)er!"

[Hans goes downstairs]

Hans: "Alda, Satoko, and Setsuko! we can go back into playing Skylanders!"

Nicole: "Giuseppe then disturbed them whilst playing."

Prank Call Harrasment
Nicole: "As a result of annoying them and making Hans lose Skylanders, he decided to prank call Giuseppe, with the name, I.C Nuthin."

Hans: "This is the ultimate price you piece of (bleep)!"

[Hans picks up the phone and dials Giuseppe's number]

cut to:

[Giuseppe picks up the phone]

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Hans: "I'm looking for my friend, Mr. Nuthin, first intintals I.C."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe goes to the living room]

Giuseppe: "I.C NUTHIN! WHY DON'T I SEE NOTHING?!"

Marie-Anne: "Are you blind?"

[Joseph's friends laugh]

[Giuseppe returns to his phone]

Giuseppe: "IF I EVER FIND YOU! I WILL FORCE FEED YOU TOBASCO SAUCE AND KILL YOU!"

cut to:

[Hans hangs up]

Hans: "Vhat a loser!"

Alda: "Yes."

Hans: "Now vhat shall we do now?"

Alda: "Watch TV?"

Hans: "Umm, I think I would watch some TV, as long that idioten (idiot) doesn't annoy me, then me and the two sets of twins will peform our music."

Alda: "What song are you gonna do?"

Hans: "I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett, it's a classic!"

Exploding Spirit's Band Peformance
Nicole: "Hans, Satoko, Setsuko, Sun Wei, and Sun Chen decided to peform I Love Rock 'N Roll."

Hans: "Today, we will sing I Love Rock N' Roll."

Kiranoko Sparkle Party
Nicole: "Then Hans invited his brothers and sister's friends over including his own friends."

Hans: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the party or should I say AUSTRIAN-GERMAN-JAPANESE-CHINESE-RUSSIAN-ITALIAN-POLISH-FRENCH-GREEK-KOREAN SPARKLE PARTY! WOO!"

[The Kiranoko Family's friends come to the basement, and lock the door, then Hans puts on some music, then gets a phone]

Hans: "Let's prank call Giuseppe!"

[Hans gets a phone]

cut to:

[Giuseppe's phone rings]

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Hans: "I am looking for my friend, first name Apu, last name Meltsinyourmuth."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe goes to the living room]

Giuseppe: "APU MELTSINYOURMOUTH! DID YOU KNOW A POO MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Marie-Anne: "YOU'RE DISGUSTING!"

[Joseph and his friends laugh]

cut to:

[Hans hangs up]

cut to:

Marie-Anne: "YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING GIUSEPPE!"

cut to:

[the two sets of twins and Hans go on the stage]

Hans: "Eins! (one!)"

Satoko and Setsuko: "Ni! (two!)"

Sun Wei and Sun Chen: "Sā n! (three!)"

Hans: "GO!"

[Hans, Sun Wei, Sun Chen, Satoko, and Setsuko get their equipment out]

Hans: "HANDS UP (bleep)ES!"

[I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett plays]

Alda: "FRATELLO! YAY!"

cut to:

[Giuseppe hears the racket downstairs in the basement]

Giuseppe: "KEEP QUIET!"

[Hans goes up to the enterance]

Hans: "NEIN!"

Giuseppe: "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN HERE!"

Hans: "SHUT UP!"

Giuseppe: "YOU ARE ANNOYING!"

Hans: "Nope, at least I am not an annoying twit who won't let kids play with toys and watch TV."

Satoko: "PARTY HARD!"

Hans: "Now If you excuse me I am going down stairs."

[Hans goes downstairs]

Giuseppe: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!"

Joseph: "It's Kiranoko Sparkle Party, It is where they wear sparkly clothing, make prank calls, and annoy people upstairs."

Hans: "123! LET'S DANCE!"

[Hans gets a microphone]

Nicole: "Then it went really party hard! the kids partied hard during the entire hour"

Hans: "UPPAN IS GANGNAM STYLE!"

Satoko: "SPARKLE PARTY WOO!"

Alda: "THIS PARTY IS THE BEST!"

Hans: "Horror movies!"

[Hans gets the Child's Play DVD and puts in the DVD Player]

Hans: "Anyone under 9, leave NOW."

[All the kids under 9 leave and go to the bedrooms]

cut to:

[Hans starts to play Gangnam Style on the laptop]

Giuseppe finds Hans' diary
Nicole: "Giuseppe went into the locker room in Hans' room, Vega, and sadly, the entire book was in German, however, Hans left his favorite and least favorite music on the back page."

[Giuseppe enters Vega and reads his diary]

Giuseppe: "I cannot even read this?"

[Giuseppe looks at info]

Giuseppe: "Favorite music: Rammstein, Scorpions, Leichenwetter, and all German goth death metal, Least favorite music: Ashley Simpson, Boyzone, Britney Spears, all pop, favorite food, chocolate, least favorite, meat (allergy)."

[Hans comes in wearing a towel below the knee, suggesting he had a shower]

Giuseppe: "Yo, scrawny, I found your diary."

Hans: "Get out of my room!"

[Giuseppe looks at his wall]

Giuseppe: "What is with the German rock bands?!"

[Hans grabs Giuseppe by the neck while holding his towel to avoid flashing his privates]

Hans: "You want to see me naked, do you? sick f***!"

[Hans pushes Giuseppe out of his room, locks the door]

Hans: "Dummkopf, break my flag on the door, I will kill you when I get ready!"

[Hans quickly puts on a black t-shirt with a skull on it that says DEATH, black torn jeans, spiked bracelets and gets out]

Hans: "Hallo, verlierer." (Translation: Hello, loser.)

[Rolf snickers]

Rolf: "Bruder, I agree!"

[Rolf beats up Giuseppe with Hans]

Rolf: "SCHAU NICHT AUF DAS TAGEBUCH MEINES BRUDERS!" (Translation: DON'T LOOK AT MY BROTHER'S DIARY!)

[Alda walks in]

Alda: "Ciao Rolf e Hans!" (Translation: Hi Rolf and Hans!)

[Hans looks at Alda]

Alda: "Qualcosa che non va?" (Translation: Something wrong?)

Hans: "Nein." (Translation: No.)

Alda: "Va bene." (Translation: Okay.)

[Alda walks away]

Giuseppe: "i don't understand you, stop speaking in German."

Lucy: "What they are saying, mommy?, it doesn't sound friendly."

Paula: "Rolf is saying that Giuseppe shouldn't look at Hans' diary."

[Rolf then walks away and Hans stomps on Giuseppe and jumps on him and has a knife]

Hans: (whispering "That diary is supposed to be in mein room, how did you get in?"

[Giuseppe doesn't answer]

Hans: "HOW THE F*** DID YOU ENTER MEIN  UNTEGESCHOSS (Basement) and  MEIN ROOM?!"

Giuseppe: "I WASN'T IN YOUR ROOM!"

Hans: "I don't believe it."

[Hans then jabs the knife into Giuseppe]

Hans: "How did you enter?"

The kids and Lucy
Nicole: "Paula introduced the kids to Lucy, only 5 years old at the time."

[Alda is holding on to Hans' hand while taking an insulin shot]

Marie-Anne: "Good girl."

Lucy: "What is she getting injected with?"

Hans: "Insulin, she has Type 1 Diabetes."

[Alda nods]

Marie-Anne: "Choose a sticker, Alda."

[Alda points to a sticker]

Alda: "I want a Pikachu sticker."

[Marie-Anne places the Pikachu sticker on Alda's sticker chart]

Hans: "Wunderbar Alda, jou done well with it."

Lucy: "Huh?"

Alda: "It's my fratello's accent."

Prank Call Harrassment #2
Nicole: "Hans done it again. with the names, Amanda Hugginkiss, Annie May, and I.P Daily."

[Hans is on the phone with the others snickering]

cut to;

Giuseppe: "Hello?"

Hans: "I'm looking for Amanda."

Giuseppe: "Amanda who?"

Hans: "Hugginkiss."

Giuseppe: "I'll check."

[Giuseppe puts the phone down]

Giuseppe: "AMANDA HUGGINKISS, I AM LOOKING FOR AMANDA HUGGINKISS, WHY CAN'T I FIND A MAN TO HUG AND KISS!"

[Joseph and Marie-Anne and their friends burst out laughing]

Joseph: "YOU BOYS' LOVE FAN! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Marie-Anne: "What the h***?! L-O-L!"

[Giuseppe returns to the phone]

Giuseppe: "Listen you idiota, If I get a hold of you, I will pull out your intestines, and hang them on my wall!"

cut to:

[Hans hangs up]

Hans: "Ha! Ja! won again!"

Rolf: "Do it will Annie May!"

Hans: "Gut idea."

[Hans goes on the phone again]

cut to:

Giuseppe: "Another call!"

[Giuseppe pick the phone up]

Hans: "I'm looking for Ms. May, first name, Annie!"

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe puts the phone down]

Giuseppe: "ANNIE MAY! ANNIE MAY! WHY CAN'T I FIND ANIME!"

[Joseph, Marie-Anne, and their friends laugh again]

Joseph: "GO TO JAPAN STUPID!"

[Giuseppe gets the phone]

Giuseppe: "Listen you jacka**! If I get a hold of you, I'LL SPLIT YOUR HEAD OPEN!"

[Hans hangs up]

Alda: "Try, I,P Daily."

Hans: "Ja."

[Hans picks up the phone and calls Giuseppe]

cut to:

[Giuseppe's phone rings and he picks it up]

Giuseppe: "Yes?"

Hans: "I am looking for Mr. Daily, first intinals, I.P."

Giuseppe: "Just a sec."

[Giuseppe puts the phone down]

Giuseppe: "Is I.P Daily here, hey everyone, I PEE DAILY!"

[Joseph and Marie-Anne laugh]

Joseph: "You're getting prank called alot! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Marie-Anne: "You p***sed yourself daily! WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE THINK! L-O-L!"

cut to:

[Hans putting the phone down]

Hans: "The vorld vill zhank me for zhis!"

Satoko: "Hans! Your salad is ready!"

[Hans goes over to the table]

Hans: "Danke."

cut to:

Giuseppe: "WHOEVER THE F*** IS PRANKING ME, STOP IT!"

Hans' antics to Giuseppe
Nicole: "Hans decided to play very mean antics on Giuseppe, the first one was getting tricked into watching a famous webcomic adapted into anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers."

Hans: "HEY! GIUSEPPE!"

Giuseppe: "What is it you little brat?!"

Hans: "I got a show on the laptop you might love."

[Hans gets up]

Hans: "If you don't mind, i'm going to the bathroom."

[Hans locks the living room door and goes upstairs]

cut to:

[Giuseppe plays it]

Giuseppe: "What is this?!"

[Hetalia: Axis Powers plays on the laptop]

Giuseppe: "OH NO! NOT THIS ANNOYING SHOW AGAIN! IT MAKES FUN OF ITALIANS!"

Alda   (calling down from the basement) : "Not me!"

5 minutes later

Giuseppe: "THAT ANNOYING GERMAN KID TRICKED ME!"

cut to:

Nicole: "The second antic was laxative-laced pasta."

[Hans is making pasta while putting laxatives in it]

Alda Fights Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Giuseppe destroyed Alda's Vanellope plush, she threw the mother of all tantrums, and attacked Giuseppe, and swore in Italian, and it went on for 5 minutes until the plush was repaired by Joseph, Alda's adoptive father."

[Alda is playing with her Vanellope plush]

Giuseppe: "TOYS ARE FOR BABIES!"

Alda: "Leave me alone, GO ANNOY SOME OTHER ITALIAN GIRL, Giuseppe!"

[Alda glares at him]

[Giuseppe takes Alda's Vanellope plush off her]

Alda: "GIUSEPPE! GIVE IT BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW!"

Giuseppe: "NO!"

[Giuseppe gets a knife]

Alda: "Nessuna! Nessuna! Nessuna!" (Translation: No! No! No!)

[Giuseppe then beheads it]

Alda: "SMETTILA! SMETTILA!" (Translation: STOP IT! STOP IT!)

[Alda then cries]

Alda: "brutto (long bleep)...." (Translation: You *******....)

Giuseppe: "WHAT THE (bleep) DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

Alda: "(long bleep)! perché tu sei!" (Translation: *******! because you are!)

Giuseppe: "YOU NOW WILL GET SOAP IN YOUR MOUTH FOR CALLING ME THAT!"

Alda: "CHIUDERE IL (bleep) FINO!" (Translation: SHUT THE **** UP!)

[Alda then screams and starts hitting Giuseppe]

Alda: "THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO BEHEAD MY VANELLOPE VON SCWEETZ PLUSH! YOU INTENSE (long bleep)!"

[Alda then puts Giuseppe in a headlock]

Paula: "How..."

Hans: "My sister has a beserk button, destroy her Vanellope doll, she'll go psycho."

Alda: "DROP DEAD YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING PIECE OF (bleep)!"

[Hans picks up the beheaded Vanellope doll and shows it to Joseph]

Hans: "Fix this, this was my sister's 2nd favorite toy, that I gave her for Christmas along with scented plushes of the other racers from Sugar Rush."

Joseph: "What happened?"

Hans: "Giuseppe beheaded it, and Alda went psycho and beat the **** out of him."

Joseph: "Someone's got to talk to her."

5 minutes later

Joseph: "Alda, come here sweetie!"

Alda: "Yes daddy?"

Joseph: "I made your doll good as new!"

[Joseph picks up Alda's Vanellope doll with its head sewed back on]

Alda: "Yay!"

Hans: "I recorded it, I'mma call it, 'Bad*** 6-year old Italian girl (My schwester!) beats up male Italian adult LOL!', I just stuck it on YouTube."

[Alda then plays outside]

Alda: "La, la, la, la."

Paula: "Alda?"

Alda: "Yes?"

Paula: "Why do you carry that Vanellope doll everywhere you go?"

Alda: "My fratello bought me it, I was nicknamed "Missingno." by my sisters Satoko and Setsuko, I really loved the nickname since me and my sisters caught a Missingno. in their Red Version ROM and nicknamed it after me, I went on the ROM everyday to play with it and battle with it, Missingno. is one of my favorite Pokemon, that's why I bought a Vanellope doll, when I drew Hans in class in Sugar Rush-style, which I know how to do, Sheena ripped the paper, and said I shouldn't draw traitors, Sheena hated the 7th grade class and treated them like garbage, I remember one time she stole my Vanellope plush and never gave it back until Ania and Satoko decided to tell my teacher about it, I was crying a week, I couldn't sleep without it, during that time, I became more saddened, less chatty, and less happy about my brother's sparkle parties, and when he saw me outside, he told me what was wrong, and I said my Vanellope doll was stolen by Sheena, and I never speaked throughout that week until I got it back, Ania and Satoko called my teacher about it, and Sheena was supsended from school for a week for theft of property."

Lucy talks to Alda about beating up Giuseppe
Nicole: "Lucy tried to talk to Alda, who was still angry at Giuseppe."

[Lucy goes to the basement to Alda's room door]

Lucy: "Uh, Hello?"

Alda: "Don't come in, leave."

Lucy: "I really need to speak with you."

Alda: "Who are you?"

Lucy: "Lucy, Lucy Iconic, my dad, you resemble him alot."

Alda: (Thinking: WHAT?! I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!)

[Alda opens the door]

Alda: "He's not a six-year old!"

Lucy: "Well, apart from that."

Alda: "And he's a male!"

Lucy: "Yes, that too."

Alda: "He's never like me at all!"

Lucy: "Just because he beheaded your Vanellope Von Schweetz plush doesn't mean you can attack him."

[Alda's eyes widen]

Alda: "HE'S NOTHING LIKE ME! THAT DOLL WAS MY FAVORITE TOY! MY FRATELLO GOT IT FOR ME ON CHRISTMAS!"

[Alda glares at Lucy]

Alda: "I beaten your father, I will do it again!"

Lucy: "Alda..."

Rolf Fights Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Giuseppe stole his Barney doll, Rolf attacked Giuseppe."

[Rolf is hiding in his bedroom with the door locked behind him]

[Giuseppe snatches Rolf's Barney doll out of his hands]

Rolf: "Give me back my Barney doll, bitte!"

Giuseppe: "NO! TOYS ARE FOR BABIES ONLY! YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE PLUSH DOLL, YOU AUSTRIAN BRAT!"

Rolf: "GIVE ME IT BACK BEFORE I GET HANS AND SUN WEI TO CUT YOU OPEN WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE AND PAINT THIS HOUSE WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[Rolf is about to snatch his Barney doll from Giuseppe's hands]

Giuseppe: "DON'T TAKE IT FROM ME I WARN YOU, BECAUSE TOYS ARE NOT FOR TODDLERS, THEY ARE FOR BABIES!"

Rolf: "Prove it, wrong answer, I will do the same thing Alda done to you! POTATO DORK!"

Giuseppe: "Toys are babyish."

Rolf:"WRONG! Your punishment is.......getting beaten up, tickle torture, chest-stomping, and using you as a rag-doll, do you have anything to say for yourself? no word? we will now torture you."

Giuseppe: "NO WAY!"

Rolf: "Fine then, let's do it the easy way."

[Rolf knees Giuseppe and throws him to the ground]

Rolf: "SAY YOUR PRAYERS!"

[Rolf stomps on his back several times]

Giuseppe: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU GERMAN IDIOT!"

Rolf: "NEIN! POTATO DORK! I AM (bleep)ING AUSTRAIN DUMBA**! CALL ME THAT ONCE MORE, I'LL WILL TIE YOU TO ARE TREE AND BURN IT, DO YOU F***ING UNDERSTAND ME?!, I'M NOT EVEN HANS' BIOLOGICAL BROTHER, HE'S FROM GERMANY, NOT AUSTRIA, GET A F***ING BRAIN, I SPEAK GERMAN ALSO, NOT ONLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY SPEAK IT, BUT PEOPLE FROM OTHERS SPEAK IT ALSO!"

[Alda looks at Giuseppe, giving an evil face]

Alda: "Ciao, loving your torture?"

[Alda bites Giuseppe]

Alda: "How bout now?, I will now make you scream."

Rolf: "Alda!"

Alda: "Rolf?"

Rolf: "Take my Barney doll from his hands by biting him."

Alda: "Okay!"

[Alda bites Giuseppe hard on the finger, causing him to let go]

Alda: "Never go near my big or little brother!"

Giuseppe: "Arresto!" (Translation: Stop!)

Alda: (coos) "Nessun, Giuseppe." (Translation: No, Giuseppe)

[Alda begins kicking him]

Hans: "Alda, Insulin shot!"

Alda: "See you later! VANELLOPE-DOLL KILLER!"

[Alda skips to the room Hans is in]

Alda: "Coming brother!"

[Alda turns to Giuseppe]

Alda: "Enjoy your torture!"

Mi-Yung fights Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Giuseppe was in the Bellatrix area, which is the female side where the Alda, Ania, the Japanese twins, Sun Chen, Dita, Agape, Dita, Adele, and Mi-Yung's rooms were kept, when Mi-Yung was reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid, she heard him speak."

[Giuseppe goes into the 'Bellatrix' area]

Giuseppe: "Wait until I get my hands on Alda."

[Mi-Yung hears it]

Mi-Yung: "GET OUT OF THE BELLATRIX AREA, YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING, YOU'RE NOT A GIRL AND YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!"

[Mi-Yung goes outside]

Mi-Yung: "Get out of the Bellatrix area, you're not a girl and you don't belong here!"

Giuseppe: "What does Bellatrix mean anyway?"

Mi-Yung: "It means Female Warrior, don't make me beat you up!"

[Mi-Yung gets a Korean sword and attacks Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: "KNOCK THE F*** OFF, DIRTY ASIAN!"

Ania Fights Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Giuseppe snatched Ania's Puss in Boots plush, Ania attacked him."

[Ania is hiding in her parents' bedroom with the bedroom locked, playing with her Puss in Boots plush]

Satoko and Setsuko fight  Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Giuseppe prevented them from playing with their Pikachu plushies and their 3DS games Pokemon X and Y and refused to give them back, Satoko and Setsuko fighted them in the most deadliest manner possible."

[Satoko and Setsuko are playing Pokemon X and Y, hiding in their parents' bedroom with the door locked]

Satoko: "Setsuko? Can you trade me your Delphox? I'll trade you my Chesnaught."

Setsuko: "Sure."

Giuseppe: "GAME TIME OVER!"

[Giuseppe takes their Pikachu plushies and their games off them]

Satoko: "MOM!, do we have a game time?"

Marie-Anne: "No, we don't!"

Satoko: "Listen, bakamono, give us our games back, Or I will break your neck, do you understand?"

Hans fights Giuseppe
Nicole: "When Hans was watching a horror movie, Giuseppe told him to do his homework, but Hans already done it."

Hans: "Comedy!"

[Hans is watching a comedy movie in the basement with the door locked]

[Giuseppe comes in]

Giuseppe: "GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!"

Hans: "You are a dummkopf, I already finished my homework, dumba**!"

[Hans turns the TV back on]

Hans: "Now get to f***, lästiges Stück Müll (annoying piece of garbage)."

Giuseppe: "TV IS FOR ADULTS ONLY, SO I AM CHANGING THE CHANNEL!"

[Alda throws rocks at Giuseppe]

Hans: "Oh, dies ist nicht gut (this is not good)."

[Hans gets out a knife]

Hans: "Vat do I do to misbehaving guests Alda?"

Alda: "You beat them."

Hans: "Right you are."

]Hans starts to slashes Giuseppe with a knife]

Hans: "If you don't let me watch TV, I will peform the rack on you!"

Alda: "You are an idiota!"

Sun Wei and Sun Chen fight Giuseppe
[Sun Wei and Sun Chen are hiding in the attic with the door locked]

The kids have had it
Nicole: "The 13 kids have had it with Giuseppe ruining the leisure time."

Ania: "I can't even watch TV!"

Hans: "I'm going to cook pasta, lace it with laxatives, make him watch Hetalia, while doing it, hide the remote in my room when he eats it, then the fun will begin."

Ania: "If you're gonna ruin our leisure time, then we're gonna ruin yours, Giuseppe."

[The kids over 6 get out knives]

cut to:

[The kids over 6 jump on Giuseppe with the ones under 5 watching]

Hans: "We are so sick of you ruining our fun."

Alda: "You will now get hurt! NOW DIE!"