Montgomery Family/Transcript

Before the Revolving Line of Credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny...."

[Eliza screams]

Announcer: "Gloria and Annie team up to encounter the largest family they have ever encountered."

[Lydia hits AJ]

[AJ cries]

Morisa: "Be nice to your brother, Lydia. He is only a baby."

Observation Begins
Ricky: "Drop dead, (bleep)!"

[Eliza is seen playing Halo 3]

Gloria: "Wow! That is one big family for me!"

Annie: "Whoah! Talk about a big family!

Louise and Lydia: "Hi there, you mother(bleep)ing pieces of (bleep)!"

[Louise and Lydia throw 2 aluminum baseball bats at Annie and Gloria's private parts respectively]

Reflection Room
[Eliza throws a Draculaura doll at AJ]

[AJ cries]

Eliza: "SHUT UP!"

Louise and Lydia's Very Epic Tantrum
Gloria: "Later on at a restaurant, Louise and Lydia wanted hamburgers for dinner, but when mom said "no", they kicked up the most epic tantrum I have ever seen."

[People at the restaurant are watching]

Louise: "Can we have hamburgers, mummy?"

Morisa: "Not tonight, you girls must try something new here."

Gloria: "The fireworks then went off."

Lydia: (screaming) "WE WANT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGERRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!"

Morisa: "Not today, I said."

Julien: "That's right, girls. You just need to try something new this time."

[The waiter serves Louise and Lydia some spinach in a bowl]

Louise and Lydia: "WE HATE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Louise and Lydia toss their bowls containing spinach at 2 waiters behind them and the bowls break spilling all of the spinach]

[Louise and Lydia pull the tablecloth together, causing all of the items on it to be pulled down to the floor]

[People at the restaurant stare at the twins]

[The twins douse punch 3 waiters and kick them in the private area]

[Louise and Lydia pick up their respective chairs and hit the waiters in the back with them]

[Lydia defecates all over the table]

[Louise pushes AJ off the chair making him cry]

[Julian rushes over to AJ's side]

Julien: "Sweetie, are you okay?"

[Louise and Lydia kick off their shoes and then throw them at a vase with a flower, knocking it over and breaking it]

Morisa: "Louise Megan Montgomery and Lydia Rhonda Montgomery! Come with us! We are leaving this restaurant!"

Louise and Lydia: "WE WANT TO GO BACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Morisa: "We will not."

Louise: "Why?"

Julien: "We are leaving. There will be no more restaurants for you until you can behave and can learn to eat what is placed in front of you."

Gloria: "It was the most embarrassing and appalling night for the family, and as for the twins, they were banned from the restaurant forever by the manager. Not to mention that their tantrums were lasting all through the entire night into the morning as well!"

[The family gathers into the car and drives home]

Morisa: "As far as I'm concerned, you two. You are banned from watching TV for the rest of the day. I will also take away your Mickey Mouse Clubhouse DVDs for a week. From now on, until you can behave at a restaurant and learn to eat what is placed in front of you, we will not take you to anymore restaurants. You will be eating at home."

Louise and Lydia: "WE WANNA WATCH MICKEY MOUSE CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Louise and Lydia kick the seats in front of them rapidly]

Morisa: "Settle down, girls!"

[Louise and Lydia scream]

Morisa: "I said, settle down!"

[A few minutes later, the family arrives home]

Morisa: "Louise and Lydia, look at me. I placed you in the Naughty Pit for being disruptive at the restaurant."

Louise and Lydia: "WE DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE NAUGHTY PIT!"

Morisa: "In you go."

[Morisa deposits the Louise in the Naughty Pit in the living room and Julian deposits Lydia in the Naughty Pit in the dining room]

Gloria: "Walk away and don't talk to them, Morisa, Julian. Ignore their attempts for attention."

[Morisa confiscates Louise's and Julian confiscates Lydia's ]