Jenkins Family Christmas 2015

Time to Open Presents
[Liam looks inside his stocking]

Liam: "Fantastic! I've got a Pokemon White Version DS game, a Pokemon Black Version DS game, candy, some candy canes, a bag of marbles and some cookies!"

[Alexandra looks inside her stocking and finds nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

Alexandra: "I got coal."

[Liam opens up all his presents]

Liam: "All right! I've got a Pokemon Black Version 2 DS game, a Wreck-It Ralph DS Game, a Wreck-It Ralph DVD, a mountain bike and a Pokémon White Version 2 DS game!"

[Alexandra opens her present to find a note from Santa saying, "Alexandra, your behavior this year was unacceptable. You started smoking marijuana, shoplifting, and even attacked your younger brother Liam. Signed, Santa." in cursive]

Alexandra: "You're going down, fat boy! AND YOU TOO, LIAM!!!!"

[Alexandra begins to violently attack Liam]

[Liam runs into the closet]

Liam: "Mom, help!"

[The Christmas tree falls on top of Liam's head]

Liam: "Dad, get me out of here!"

[Steve pulls the Christmas tree back up]

Steve: "It's okay, son, I'm here."