Rodkins Family/Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny."

[Courtney grabs a plate full of spaghetti as Thomas puts his foot on the floor and trips over Courtney]

Courtney: THOMAS NATHANIEL RODKINS! [hits Thomas]

Announcer: "Annie Blume goes to England to help two adults with four kids."

Annabelle: "I need your help, Josephine smokes marijuana and ruin holidays, Courtney ruins holidays as well, kicks people and fights her siblings and Thomas rules the house with his tantrums and is the worst-behaved member of the family."

Alexander: "THOMAS! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!"

[Thomas screams]

Announcer: "A teen girl often likes drugs."

[Josephine smokes pot]

[Josephine throw a piece of fudge at Alexander]

Josephine: "(bleep) YOU (bleep)HOLE!"

Announcer: "A preteen girl who is driving her parents and siblings, mostly Thomas crazy and fight."

[Thomas stabs Courtney]

Courtney: "MOM! THOMAS STABBED ME!"

[Courtney scratches Thomas]

Courtney: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Announcer: "And Thomas drives his parents and siblings crazy and copies Courtney's behavior."

Thomas: "I WANT TO GO TO JORDAAAAN'SSS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!"

Thomas: "I WAAAAAAAANT MYYYYY STAAAAAAR WAAAAAARS LEEEEEGOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "Can a British family be protected?"

Thomas: "ALEXANDER MUST DIE! AND SO DOES COURTNEY!"

Submission Reel
Annabelle: "Hi, I'm Annabelle I'm 46.

christopher: "i am christopher i am 39."

Annabelle: "Together we are married. We have Alexander, 18, Josephine, 14, Courteny 12 and Thomas, 6."

Annabelle: "Josephine is stoned and goes out with her17-year-old boyfriend."

[Josephine hops into her boyfriend's car]

Annabelle: "Courtney loves books, Doctor Who, Justice, Aeropostale and cookies. And hits her siblings, fight and rule the house with her fights, beat-ups, lies and her "spoiled-bratness". She goes out with her14-year-old boyfriend."

Courtney: "I HAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

[Courtney closes the door]

[Courtney screams and hits Thomas]

Courtney: "(bleep) YOU!"

Annabelle: "Thomas likes Super Why!, Barney and other cartoons. He can scream, throw tantrums and fight."

Thomas: "I WAAAAANT MYYYYY BARNEY PLUSSSSSSSH!"

Thomas: "(bleep) YOU, (bleep)!"

[Thoams hits Courtney]

[Courtney scratches thomas]

[Thomas throws a tantrum like a 4-year-old]

Thomas: "I WAAAANAAAAA GOOOOOO TOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOORDDDDAAAAAAAAN'S HOOOOOOUSE TO WAAAAATCH WANDER OOOOVEEEEER YOOOOOONDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!"

Observation Begins
Annabelle: "Alexander's 18th birthday is a bit nightmarish! Thomas, Josephine and Courtney throw cake and presents at Alexander. Thomas was changing music, Josephine and Thomas were fighting and Josephine was caught smoking drugs and shoplifting for gifts."

Annie: "Oh my!"

Annabelle: "Halloween is a disaster and a disorder! Thomas and Courtney fight over on who ate their candy. and Thomas insulted the neighbor!"

Annie: "That's no good!"

Annabelle: "A trip to Japan was causing chaos for me! Thomas and Courtney fight over on who gets the best Pikachu  plush,  ran around the place naked, danced on top of every building in the roof, threw poop at my children, me, my husband and other strangers, interrupted the Morning Musume concert by changing it to every explicit song ever and Thomas threw a terrible tantrum."

Annie: " "

Annabelle: "A trip to the store was a mayhem and is terrible for me! Courtney and Thomas started fighting over stuff. Thomas lays down on the floor, throwing shoes and his siblings, Alexander went to buy Old Navy clothes and Thomas called him dumb. Courtney went to buy Justice clothes and Thomas called her look ugly, girly and childish. Courtney scratches Thomas and ran away from him. Courtney went to buy Kohls' clothes and Thomas called her look stupid and girly. Courtney ran to the bathroom to avoid being made fun of. Thomas and Courtney were fighting in the girls' bathroom."

Annie: " "

Annabelle: "Christmas was horrifying and a disruption! Thomas had ruined the Nutcracker suite ballet and Courtney kicked Thomas and threw him off of the stage. Thomas, who played Fritz, tried to take the Nutcracker doll prop from her and then Courtney, who played Clara, tackled him and beat him up, trying to retrieve the doll back from him. Thomas broke the Nutcracker doll and Courtney gave him a black eye."

Annie: " "

Annabelle: "Thanksgiving is not giving!"

Annabelle: "New Years' Eve went awry!"

Annabelle: "Valentine's Day sucked actually!"

Annabelle: "Easter has gone downhill!"

Naughty Tuffet
Jo: "We have found out that Josephine is smoking a bong and Thomas stabbing Courtney." [Josephine is smoking a bong]

[Thomas stabs Courtney]

Jo: "So Thomas stabbed Courtney."

Courtney: "MOM! THOMAS STABBED ME!"

Annabelle: "Thomas! How many times do I have to tell you about stabbing people?"

Thomas: "Sorry."

Annabelle: "Courtney! Don't listen to Thomas."

Josephine: "Don't listen to him. He's a backstabber."

[Annabelle tries confiscating Josephine's bong]

Annabelle: "Give me the bong."

Josephine: "NO!"

[Josephine scratches Annabelle]

Annabelle: "OW! That hurts! I said give me the bong or I will confiscate your 21 Dresses DVD."

Josephine: "What's next? You are going to discipline me?"

Mommy and Me
[The kids are making clay]

[Alexander makes a rooster]

[Josephine is making a monkey]

[Courtney is making a princess]

[Thomas is making a Tardis]

Courtney: "Yours is crap."

Thomas: "MINE IS BETTER!"

[Thomas punches Courtney]

[Courtney scratches Thomas]

[Thomas whimpers]

Josephine: "SHUT IT WITH ALL THE WHIMPERING YOU (bleep)!"

[Alexander gasps]

Courtney: "YOU SHUT UP STUCK UP PRINCESS FROM THE UNDERWORLD!"

Josephine: "DIE IN THE UNDERWORLD!"

Thomas: "HOW DARE YOU!"

[Thomas destroys the monkey clay nad the pricness clay with his hammer]

Courtney: "PAYBACK TIME!"

[Courtney and Josephine destory Thomas' Tardis with hammers]

Annie: "JOSEPHINE! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO THE NAUGHTY TUFFET!"

[Annie sends Josephine to the Nuaghty Tuffet]

Annie: "Courtney! You're next!"

Courtney: "Me?" [whimpers]

Annie: "YES YOU!"

[Courtney whimpers again and gets send to the Naughty Tuffet as well]

Annie: "You lost your Briar Beauty doll for the rest of the day."

[Annie confiscates Courtney's Briar Beauty doll]

Annie: "AND YOU! JOSEPHINE! You lost your 1 Girl Nation CD for the rest of the day."

[Annoe confiscates Josephine's 1 Girl Nation CD once again]

Good Eater
Annabelle: "Okay, so since Courtney doesn't want to eat her carrots and green beans. I decided them to teach her a lesson for her. I will teach you how to eat your carrots and green beans."

[Courtney uses a fork to stab her green beans and put her into her mouth as she chews]

Annabelle: "You used to hate those carrots and green beans?"

[Courtney nods]

Annabelle: "Sounds good. You were good at eating."

Naughty Spot
Thomas: "I HATE YOU!"

[Thomas throws his Super Why plush at Alexander]

Alexander: "You do not throw a plush at me."

Thomas: "SUPER WHY GOT AXED BECAUSE OF YOU!"

Alexander: "Super Why is cancelled, already. You lied to me! Courtney stays past curfew and Josephine told me to go hurt myself before they hurt me!"

Annabelle: "Thomas! You are grounded for 6 minutes!"

Annie: "And we are taking away your Super Why! plush!"

[Annie confiscates Thomas' Super Why plush]

Annabelle: "And you've lost your Super Why DVD for the rest of the day!"

[Annabelle confiscates Thomas' Super Why DVD]

Josephine, Courtney and Thomas vs. the Babysitter
[Monique Dumais comes in]

Annabelle: "Hello, which child are you going to babysit?"

Monique: "I would most likely to babysit Josephine, Courtney and Thomas."

Annabelle: "All 3 are badly behaved?"

Monique: "Yeah."

Josephine, Courtney and Thomas turn over a new leaf
Annabelle: "Josephine and Courtney are turning into stuck-up princesses and Thomas is one, too. So I made all 3 write an apology letter to their family and their older brother, Alexander."

[Josephine is writing "Dear Family, I am sorry for doing drugs, ruining holidays, talking back, staying past curfew and lying to you. I really wanted to say this but I wanted to apologize. I promised not to be stuck up. Love, Josephine." on the paper]

[Courtney is writing "Dear Family, I'm sorry but I have to say this. Sorry for all the things I have done. I am sorry for ruining holidays, hitting my siblings, lying to you, talking back and many other bad things. I promise not to be rude. Love, Courtney." on the paper]

[Thomas is writing "Dear Family, I am sorry for fighting, throwing tantrums, annoying you, kicking you, screaming at you and hitting. Love, Thomas." on the paper]

Annabelle: "Did you wrote an apology letter?"

Josephine: "Yes!"

Courtney: "Yeah!"

Thomas: "Yup."

[The 3 kids show Annabelle their apology letters]

Annabelle: "Great job! You are now offically ungrounded!"

Josephine/Courtney/Thomas: "Yay!"

Annabelle: "Josephine, I'm taking you to Rue 21 and Old Navy! Courtney, you could now have your Apple White doll back and your Justice lip gloss! And Thomas, now you should have your Super Why plush and DVD, The Lego Movie DVD and your Star Wars Legos!"

Courtney: "Oh boy! Now can I go to Justice?"

Annabelle: "Sure you can!"

Courtney: "Yes!"