Giuseppe Todaro’s Not-So-Epic Christmas

Christmas Eve
[Some kids knock on the door]

[The kids carol “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”]

Giuseppe: “OUT!!!”

[The kids scream]

Paula: “OMG, GIUSEPPE!!!”

Christmas Day
Giuseppe: “Only my siblings get to open the presents.”

Rico: “AW, THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!”

[Rico cries]

Giuseppe: “No crying baseballs, Keep on crying then I will sent you to the creepy zoo.”

[Rico smacks Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: “THAT DOES IT!!!”

[Giuseppe banishes Rico to the creepy zoo]

[Rico flips off Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: “F****ING SPANKING!!!”

[Giuseppe smacks Rico]

[Rico gets out of the creepy zoo]

[Rico gets out alcoholic drinks and gives them to Giuseppe]

Giuseppe: (sluring)“R r r r r r e e e e e e e e e e e e c c c c c c o, s t o o p!”

[Giuseppe cries while sluring]

[Giuseppe becomes unconscious]

Marshall: “OMG!!”

Marshall: “You made Giuseppe unconscious!”

Rico: “I wish you were dead!!”

[Marshall gets Giuseppe’s mace and spanks him]

[Rico cries hysterically]

Aftermath
Marshall: This was horrible! Why did you do that?

Giuseppe: You started it!

Rico: I guess you can this is a Not-So-Epic Christmas!

Paula: Rico, that pun was crap.