Syndrim Family Christmas and Kwanzaa 2018

Nicole: "The Syndrims celebrated both Kwanzaa and Christmas together."

Opening Presents
[The kids rush to their stockings]

Trent: Cool! I got a Star Wars candy dispenser, some candy canes, Hershey's kisses and a Star Wars gum ball dispenser!"

Dirien: "Sweet! I got some candy canes, a GameStop gift card and a Reese's pieces toy car!"

Tariko (their adoptive cousin from Japan): "Awesome! I got a new Nintendo 3DS XL!"

[T.J. and Chloe reach into their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]

T.J: "I got coal..."

Chloe: "Me too..."

[T.J. and Chloe open their present to find a note from Santa saying, "T.J. and Chloe, you were very naughty this year. You stole money from the collection plate, started fights with whomever you could, destroyed school property, shoplifted from department stores and all that other stuff. Signed, Santa" in cursive]

[T.J. and Chloe begin to scream, cry and bawl]

The Missing Presents
[A little later, Tariko finds her presents missing]

Tariko: "Hey Dirien, Trent, have you guys seen my presents?"

Trent: "No, mine are missing."

Dirien: "Mine are gone, too. How strange,"

Tariko: "Did Santa forget to deliver my gifts?"

Christmas Breakfast
[At the breakfast table, we see buttermilk pancakes, Colombian coffee, apple date bread, strawberry preserves, pancake syrup, ham cured with brown sugar, apple cinnamon pancakes and honey creme]

Uma: "Kids, breakfast!"

Christmas Afternoon
Chloe (to T.J): "Use the BB gun, OK?"

T.J: "OK!"

[Trent knocks on T.J's door]

Trent: "We have to go outside, Mom said!"

[T.J gets a BB Gun]

Tariko: "It's actually a BB Gun..."

[T.J shoots the BB Gun at Dirien's private parts but misses]

[TJ and Chloe race outside]

Christmas Night
Uma: "Tariko, I found your presents!"

Tariko: "Where were they?"

Uma: "It seems that Chloe and TJ stole them."

Tariko: "Why did you steal my presents?"

Chloe: "Because we didn't get any, just coal."

The good kids reveal all their presents
Dirien: "Mega Awesome! I've got a Bob-omb plush doll, a New Super Mario Bros 2 game, a Nintendo Wii U system, a Nintendo Switch, a Super Mario 64 DS game, a Goomba plush doll, a Wii 2000 points card and a Mario and Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story game!"

Trent: "Mega cool! I've got a Yahtzee Super Mario game, a Super Mario 3D Land game, a Space Jam DVD, a Bullet Bill plush doll, a Nintendo 3DS XL, a Bowser plush doll, a Christmas Story DVD, a Mario Kart 7 game, a Yoshi plush doll, a Shrek Forever After DVD and a Shrek the Third DVD."

Tariko: Disney Doorables, Shopkins, Moj Moj claw machine, party popteenies mega party set, Lori dolls, Unikitty lego set,

Ian: Magna-Tiles!!! Disney Pixar Cars super tracks Mack play set, Ninjago Lego play set,

Aaron: NERF N-strike Megadon Blaster, Hot Wheels super ultimate garage

Uma gets tough on Chloe and T.J (In PAL versions; Holidays Aftermath; 2018 becomes 2019)
[Dirien and Trent go outside to sled and do other snow activities]

Uma: "You girls have worked my last nerve. This has gone too far, I've decided to send you to a military school in Nebraska."

[Uma calls Sgt. Melissa Patrick on the phone]

Uma: "Is this Sgt. Melissa Patrick?"

Sgt. Melissa Patrick: "Yes. What can I do for you?"