Jann Simmons vs Lil Nas X (2021)

(Jann goes on Instagram to look at recent posts)

Jann: Let's see what's going on lately on the Internet. (looks at a YouTube Link) Oh goodness! Call me by my name? I wonder what this is about. Let's check it out!

(Cut to: The teenagers playing Grand Theft Auto 5)

Cody: Yo, Marina! You know we haven't won A SINGLE GAME-AH!

Marina: Uh, yeah! I hate it!

(They win a game)

Zhu: Looks like we spoke too soon, Cody! Yaaaaaay!

(Cut to: Jann playing the music video) https://youtu.be/6swmTBVI83k

(3 minutes later...)

Jann: WHAT!?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THIS IDIOT BAND SHOWED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF DANCING WITH THE DEVIL!?!? NO!!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I REFUSE TO ALLOW MY CHILDREN TO LISTEN TO POP MUSIC EVER AGAIN!!! I AM TIRED OF THIS EVIL! (Bangs the laptop and smashes it) I HATE YOU SO MUCH! (to self) God, forgive me for watching that filth!

(Cut to: The teens playing GTA5)

Zhu: So, Marina, do you wanna go to my friend Khalil's house this weekend? I am going to the movies to watch the 2020 movie Soul.

Jann: Kids, come here! I need to have a serious word with you.

Zhu: Oh man! Please, I am not in the mood for her nonsense today. She gives me a headache. I am still mad about the Halloween incident last year.

(The teens come downstairs)

Jaarn: I just recently saw this post about a new song release by Lil Nas X. He's a famous rap artist. Remember the song Old Town Road?

Marina: That was my favorite song.

Jann: He released a video of himself dancing with demons. I could not believe it. Even worse, he is selling shoes filled with blood and evil imagery. Go figure, those Satan shoes have at least 666 products sold, and it has only been two days. Do you get where I am saying?

Zhu: Oh goodness! I know where this is going! You are going to pour holy water on us?

Jann: No, but I did smash the computer because that video made me go insane, that I literally wanted to shut down the universe! I could not allow Satan to influence you guys. From now on, you are banned from listening to secular music. I don't want you guys to be led by this dark imagery! Pop, rock, classical, and metal are all sinful. Only Gospel music is allowed here. Do I make myself clear?

Marius: Come on, Auntie! This is getting ridiculous. There are too many rules. Plus, Grant is about to be expellled from school any day now, and you refuse to properly discipline her. Yet, you have the nerve to make these outdated rules for the sake of holding us captive. No wonder why you got kicked out of TT10.

Jann: No, we are done with this conversation. Now, go to the closet, and recite Hail Mary.

Marina: Man, I seriously can't take this crap anymore! I seriously can't wait for this stusid quarantine to end, because I am just going to run out of this prison.

(The scene ends)

Coming up next, we take a break from the Simmons family, and take a trip to the Big Apple. How is the Fliany family coping with quarantine? Find out in my next transcript. Catch you on the flip side! :)