Ukraine Rulerz/Transcript

[A kid performs on stage by pretending to be a mime, doing "mime" stuff]

[The audience laughs at the kid and the kid starts crying and runs away from the audience]

[We see a kid running down the street, crying as we heard 26 creepy faces followed by a scream]

[The screen goes black-and-white when we hear Alexandra's (voiced by Оксана Великажінка) voice]

Alexandra (off-screen, echoing): Someday, you will die. Until I force you to watch Skunk Fu! everyday....

[We hear Alexandra's laugh as Yumi Tumi runs away screaming from Shrek, with the eyeballs coming out of the eyesockets like a cartoon]

Yumi Tumi (voiced by Красивый прекрасный звезда): Did somebody help me?

Shrek (voiced by Джон Смит): NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!

[We hear a scream as Shrek eats Yumi Tumi up, transforming into a distorted face on Skunk Fu's face]

Skunk Fu (voiced by Джон Смит): Woah, what's with my face? Wow, I feel like Lana Del Ray on an acid trip.

[We hear a lower pitch of Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray as Skunk Fu was acting drunk and falls down on a gate, stabbing him and leaving him to die]

Laura Luz Perez (offscreen, voiced by Красивый прекрасный звезда): DIE MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

[Laura Luz Perez held out of a chainsaw with a creepy face followed by a scream]