Kiranoko Family 2019 Christmas

Transcript
[The Kiranoko family is staying at Grandma and Grandpa's house for Christmas]

Hans' and Alda's Christmas Shopping
Nicole: "Hans and Alda decided to go shopping alone, and their parents would pick them up by 6 o'clock."

[Hans and Alda go in GAME]

Hans: "" (Translation: I wonder what Sun Chen and Sun Wei would like?)

[Hans eyes a Naruto Shippuden: Ninja Storm 3 game]

Alda: "" (Translation: That would be nice, since the twins are into Shonen Jump)

At Church
[The family attends a Christmas Eve church service]

Christmas Day
Joseph: "Everyone look inside your stockings!"

[Sun Wei and Sun Chen look into their stockings]

Sun Chen: "我得到了一个任天堂3DS，扉页的CD，口袋妖怪黑版，口袋妖怪钻石" (Translation: I Got A Nintendo 3DS, a Flyleaf CD, Pokemon Black Version, Pokemon, Pokemon Ultra Moon, Pokemon X, Pokemon Sun, Rowlette plush, headphones, mp3 player, rice candy)

Sun Wei: "我得到了新的街头霸王游戏，一个红色的游戏男孩前进中国版的口袋妖怪：不可思议的迷宫：红色的救援队，一局游戏" (Translation: I got the new Street Fighter Game, A Red Game Boy Advance with the Chinese Version of Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, a Board Game)

Hans: "Ich erhielt Harry Potter Und Die Heiligtümer des Todes Buch, die Shrek-Filme, und Harry Potter und der Gefangene von Askaban" (Translation: I Got Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Book, the Shrek Movies, The Incredibles 2 Blu-ray, and Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban)

Satoko: "私はピカチュウのぬいぐるみ、ぬりえブック、ポケモン黒と白の2バージョンが、ニンテンドーDSi、湖の保護者の一連のぬいぐるみガット" (Translation I Got A Pikachu Plush, A book about China, a Coloring Book, Pokemon X and Y, packages of Pocky sticks, Pokemon Sun and Moon, a Nintendo 3DS, Pokemon Black and White 2 version, A Fennekin, A Nintendo DSi, and a set of the lake guardians plush toys)

Setsuko: "最初の映画：私はポケモンハートゴールドソウルシルバーと、ニンテンドーDSi、ポケモンガット" (Translation: I Got Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver, packs of Pocky sticks, A black Nintendo DSi, Pokemon: The First Movie)

Ania: "Hey! Tengo un libro sobre España, un toro de peluche, un peluche de Bart Simpson, y algunos bastones de caramelo!" (Translation: "Hey! I got a book about Spain, a bull plush, a Bart Simpson plush, and some candy canes!")

Adele: "Oui! J'ai eu quelques dictionnaires français, des livres, Madeline et une peluche loup!" (Translation: "Yes! I got some french dictionaries, Rattatouile DVD, some Madeline books, and a wolf plush!")

Dita: "Wiecie co? Mam trochę cukierków, to płyta Evanescence, i książkę o Polsce!" (Translated to: "Guess what? I got some candy, an Evanescence CD, and a book about Poland!")

Rolf: "Ich bekam für Kohle ...." (Translation: I got Coal, sticks and stones....)

[Rolf finds a stick and golden birches in his shoes]

Marie-Anne: "It is so good Agape was behaving this year. not telling me to kill myself and not having everything her way all the time."

Agape: "Πήρα ένα βιβλίο για το τι συνέβη στα ελληνικά στο 5ο αιώνα π.Χ., ένα πολυτελές Wolf, ένα σχήμα Μέδουσα, και ένα βιβλίο για την ελληνική μυθολογία." (Translation: I got a book about what happened in Greek in 5th Century BC, a cute little Wolf Plush, A Medusa Figure, and a book about Greek Mythology)

Akim: "Я получил плюшевого Elmo, кошки плюш, книги о России, и Матильда Роальда Даля." (Translation: I Got a Elmo plush, a cute little Cat Plush, A book about Russia, and Roald Dahl's Matilda.)

Alda: "I Got a di Mario di Luigi e giocattoli di peluche, un peluche Yoshi, E un 3DS Nintendo, Mario Kart e 7" (Translation: I Got a Mario and Luigi plush toys, A Yoshi Plush, And a Nintendo 3DS, and Mario Kart 7)

Mi-Yung: "그럼 행운이 있기를! 나는 Wimpy 아이의 일기를 알아 냈어! 훼방꾼, 나는 또한 Wimpy 아이의 일기있어 : 선실 발열을, 그리고 Wimpy 키즈 테마 닌텐도 DSI의 다이어리!." (Translation: So Lucky! I got Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel, I Also Got Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever!, and a Diary Of A Wimpy Kid themed Nintendo DSi!)

[Rolf finds a note that says in German "Rolf, you were bad this year. You were attacking your older siblings, nearly starved your 13-year old brother Sun Wei to death by locking him in a closet for a week leaving him anorexic, and doing all other bad stuff. Signed by Santa." in cursive]

Rolf: "Wie funktioniert Weihnachtsmann wissen?!" (Translation: How does Santa know?!)

Marie-Anne: "Santa's been watching you, Rolf, and he knows that you have been very bad this year. He put you on the Naughty List, so that means that you do not deserve any Christmas presents this year."

Rolf: "Der Weihnachtsmann ist schrecklich!" (Translation: "Santa is horrible!")

Joseph: "Have you ever heard of Santa's assistant, Krampus? According to mythology, he punishes naughty little children who have been very naughty all year--by finding the naughty child, taking him away in his sack to his lair, presumably or possibly to eat him for his Christmas dinner."

Rolf: "Ich glaube dir nicht ...." (Translation: I don't believe you....)

Joseph: "What you didn't know, is that he travels with Santa. He takes a cane or a birch and punishes the child who has been naughty all year, and gives him spankings and whippings."

[Rolf writes "That doesn't scare me" in English]

Joseph: "Well, he is a huge demonic beast with horns, claws, red eyes, large sharp teeth..."

Marie-Anne: "Joseph! Rolf, since you're from Europe, you should know that Santa Claus has a companion named Knecht Ruprecht. According to tradition, Knecht Ruprecht asks the child whether he can pray. If the child cannot pray, he beats him with his bag of ashes. Knecht Ruprect also gives naughty little boys like you useless, ugly gifts such as lumps of coal, sticks and stones. He is also known to give naughty little boys a switch, or a stick in their shoes for their parents to beat them with, in the old European tradition."

[Rolf writes a note saying in English "I'm Austrian, Genius Hans is German not me,"]

Joseph: "Oh, Sorry. My bad. Don't forget, in Austria, Krampus is better known as Slovenia and he gives naughty little boys golden birches in their shoes."

[Rolf writes a note saying "I am not listening........" in English]

Marie-Anne: "Who's ready to open presents?"

[Sun Chen opens up her presents]

Sun Chen: " " (Translation: "I got a dragon kite, Mulan DVD,")

[Sun Wei opens up his presents]

Sun Wei: " " (Translation: "I got a Dragon Ball Z manga Volume 1, Dragon Ball Z volume 2")

[Hans opens up his presents]

Hans: " " (Translation: "I got a book about Germany, Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 Blu-ray, ")

[Satoko opens up her presents]

Satoko: " " (Translation: "I got a beautiful kimono, ")

[Setsuki opens up her presents]

Setsuko: " " (Translation: "I got a Flyleaf CD, a 16 in. Sea Splash Dolphin from Build-a-Bear Workshop")

[Ania opens up her presents]

Ania: "Tengo una muñeca de Pikachu, una Alvin Build-a-Bear y Dictonary sobre cómo hablar Inglés." (Translation: "I got a Pikachu doll, an Alvin from Build-a-Bear Workshop and a dictonary on how to speak English.")

[Adele opens up her presents]

Adele: " " (Translation: Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!

[Dita opens up her presents]

Dita: " " (Translation: )

[Agape opens up her presents]

Agape: " " (Translation: )

[Alda opens up her presents]

Alda: " " (Translation: "I got Super Mario 3D Land, ")

[Akim opens up his presents]

Akim: " " (Translation: " ")

[Mi-Yung opens up her presents]

Mi-Yung: " " (Translation: " ")

Christmas Dinner
[The family is gathered for Christmas dinner]

Marie-Anne: "Hans is allergic to meat, tomatoes, nuts, and hamburgers, and he cannot have anything with toffee."

Grandma: "I'll see what I can do for him."

Akim: "Интересно, что у нас есть на Рождественский обед." (Translation: "I wonder what we are having for Christmas dinner.")

Grandma: "How about tofurkey? No nuts, no tomatoes, no meat and no toffee!"

The family go out shopping
Nicole: "As a treat, the family went shopping after Christmas Dinner."

Alda: "Fratello?, Possiamo andare al Disney Store?" (Translation: Brother?, Can we go to the Disney Store?)

Hans: "Ok, Alda." (Translation: Okay, Alda.)

[Hans turns to Marie-Anne]

Hans: "Mom will Alda auf die Disney Store gehen" (Translation: Mom, Alda wants to go to the Disney Store)

Marie-Anne: "Ok liebe, halten sie sicher." (Translation: Okay dear, keep her safe.)

[Marie-Anne gives Hans $20]

cut to:

[Alda and Hans enter the Disney Store]

Hans: "Also, was man wollen Sie?" (Translation: So, which one do you want?)

[Alda picks up an Vanellope von Schweetz doll in one of the aisles]

Alda: "Questo, lei è così bella." (Translation: This, she's so pretty)

Hans: "Okay, lasst uns, dass." (Translation: Alright, let's get you that)

[Hans and Alda go up to the counter]

Cashier: "$20 please."

[Hans gives the Cashier $20]

Cashier: "Is it for your sister or for you?"

[Hans and Alda look at the Cashier, confused]

Hans: "Sorry, ich spreche Deutsch." (Translation: Sorry, I speak German)

Alda: "E io parlo Italiano." (Translation: And I speak Italian)

Cashier: "German and Italian?"

[Alda and Hans nod]

Hans: "Der Plüsch ist für meine schwester." (Translation: The plush is for my sister)

[Alda and Hans leave]

cut to;

[Alda and Hans go back to their parents]

Hans: "Zurück." (Translation: Back)

Alda: "Guardate fratello mi ha fatto!" (Translation: Look brother got me!)

[Alda holds up her Vanellope von Schweetz plush]

Rolf: "Hans? wirklich? das Ding? warum?" (Translation: Hans? really? that thing? why?)

Hans: "Weil sie sagte, sie wolle eine Vanellope Plüsch." (Translation: Because she said she wanted a Vanellope plush)

[Alda is holding her Vanellope von Schweetz plush]

Alda: (to herself) "Mio fratello ha ottenuto questo Vanellope dolly per me, lei è così bella e lo ringrazio." (Translation: My big brother got this Vanellope dolly for me, she's so pretty and I thank him.)

[Alda hugs her new toy]

Sheena: "HEY! I WAS GONNA GET THAT!"

[Hans and Alda glare at Sheena]

Alda: ""(Sheena, what are you doing here?)

Hans: "" (Translation: Really? too bad! I spent 20 f***ing dollars on that toy, she wanted a Vanellope plush when we watched Wreck it-Ralph and Ralph Breaks the Internet in Italian! You snooze, you lose.)

Sheena: "YOU MEAN GERMAN?! YOU TWO WERE BORN IN THE SAME COUNTRY!"

Hans: "" (Translation: "No, we aren't. I am from Germany while Alda is from Italy. Got it now? I know we look alike but we are not from the same country!")

Sheena's Mother: "Let's go, Sheena. Your little brother Wolfe needs his nap."