Colliant Family/Transcript

Tonight on Supernanny
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Submission Reel
Jo: "Let's take a look and see which family we've got."

???: "Hi, we're the Colliant family. I'm Lisa, a wedding planner and I'm 37."

???: "I am John. I am 44."

Lisa: "We have our well-behaved child named Kristin, the oldest, who is 15."

John: "I have fraternal quintuplets Aiden, Sean, John, Wendy and Kayla, who are 6 and fraternal sextuplets Orla, Teddy, Bryce, Nicholas, Derek and Ashley who are 3."

Observation Continues
Jo: "Later on, Kristin was playing her Wii in the living room, when all of a sudden, the quintuplets and sextuplets began throwing their T.Y. Beanie Babies at her."

[Orla throws her Kai-Lan T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's nose]

Kristin: "Ow!"

[Teddy throws his Boots the Monkey T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's head]

[Ashley throws her Dora the Explorer T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's gut]

[Bryce throws his Diego T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin at Kristin's ankle]

Kristin: "Aah! Help! I'm being attacked by flying T.Y. Beanie Babies!"

[Derek throws his Baby Jaguar T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's chest]

[Aiden throws his Swiper the Fox T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's arm]

[John throws his Tolee the Koala T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's nerve cluster]

[Kristin aces right, screaming]

Kristin: "That was a close call. No more flying T.Y. Beanie Babies."

[Nicholas throws his Muno T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's armpit]

Kristin: "Ow, hey! Cut that out, you guys!"

[Wendy throws her Lulu the Rhino T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's funny bone location]

[Sean throws his Hoho the Monkey T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's back leg]

[Kayla throws her Rintoo the Tiger T.Y. Beanie Baby at Kristin's airway location]

[Kristin aces left, screaming to Lisa]

Lisa: "What's going on?"

Kristin: "It's flying T.Y. Beanie Babies, and they attacked me!"

[Lisa confiscates the quintuplets and sextuplets' T.Y. Beanie Babies and deposits them into the toy time-out box]

Lisa: "All of your T.Y. Beanie Babies are in toy jail."

Jo: "I was like, 'Toy jail?!'"

Lisa: "I take the toys away and put them in time out when the kids misbehave."

Jo-Jo calls it quits
Kristin: “Why are you giving up, we need help!!”

Jo: “Find yourself another nanny tv show”

Family Update
Lisa: I sent the quintuplets and sextuplets to Boot Camp.