CUONG THI Unit User Guide and Manual

Congratulations! You purchased a CUONG THI unit, please follow the instructions to prevent him from killing you.

Techincal Specifications
Name: Cuong Thi

Age: 20/73

Place of Manufacture: Hanoi, Vietnam

Height: 5'6

Weight: 123 lbs

Your unit comes with the following

A nón lá

Vietnamese traditional clothing

Viet Cong uniform.

Removal from packaging

He will be fast asleep in the box, prepare him spring roll,

Get a SCOTTY ADAMS to shout "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!", which isn't recommended but hilarious as h***, then you are free to reprogram him.

Programming

Movie star: His attractive appearance is perfect for this.

Porn magazine model

Your unit comes with the following modes

Gung-ho

Communist

Killer (locked)

Viet Cong (locked)

Relationships with other units

JANE O'CONNEL

JOHN JAMIE

Cleaning

Feeding

He can fend for himself and it's best if you prepare him Vietnamese spring roll, do not prepare him American fast-food or squid, but other than those, he will eat absolutely anything you give him.

He will be reluctant to eat if he is in Viet Cong or Killer mode, but can easily be persuaded by any of the VIETNAMESE VIGINTUPLET units, his appetite is that of a healthy young adult.

If he can't find anything to eat, he will eat rodents or small pets, if you have small animals, such as hamsters, keep them far away from him

Rest

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: I think my sister is in love with him

A: It's normal.

Q: I went out for a few hours, I found a few of my hamsters gone, and I found CUONG, who looks really sated.

A: Oh, s***, well, your hamsters are now inside his stomach, probably dead.

Troubleshooting

Q: What's the language he speaks in?

A: Vietnamese, he speaks some Spanish, a medium amount of English, and Irish.